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Ze 'amster (Amsterus brittanicus pussay) is a rodent belonging to the subfamily Cricetinae. Ze 'amster is indigeous to northern France. Amsters are crepuscular animals that burrow underground in the daylight to avoid being caught by predators, not unlike stockbrokers. They have an elongated pouch on each side of their heads that extends to their shoulders. Zis is referred to as ze pussay.
Their diets include a variety of foods, mostly fromage and baguette. In the wild, they feed primarily on snails and frogs, and will occasionally eat burrowing insects. In captivity, some 'amsters subsist on kaffe boners as well.
In bistros, 'amsters quaff 'Amstel, presumably.
edit 'Amsters in 'eraldry
The 'amster is also famous for being the 'eraldic animal of Brittany.