Scientists at the University of Essex believe they have solved the riddle of why there are fewer left handed people in the world.
Most people are unable to open a box of pills without getting the 'instruction end'. Instructions wrapped around the pills like a Tory around its education policy.
Manufacturers of the pills realise people open the boxes with their right hands with the box cover facing them. Putting the instructions that side means thy are more likely to be read... Unless you are left handed.
Left handed people have never known the frustration of opening pills and always finding the paper. As a result they have overdosed, become addicts and died.
Left handed people pop wrong pills. More likely to die. scientists discover
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Scientists at the University of Essex believe they have solved the riddle of why there are fewer left handed people in the world.Posted 11 months ago #
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(No time so badly written, it just needed a joke or two but I did avoid fantastic.)Posted 11 months ago #
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