The Summoner’s Tale, one of the 24 stories in The Canterbury Tales by Geoffrey Chaucer.
Told in retaliation for the Friar’s unflattering portrait of a summoner, this earthy tale describes a hypocritical friar’s attempt to wheedle a gift from an ailing benefactor. The angry man offers the friar a gift on the condition that he divide it equally among his fellows. The friar agrees and is instructed to reach under his patron’s buttocks, whereupon he is rewarded with a fart. The friar is aghast—and perplexed as to how best to divide the gift among his 12 colleagues. A squire wins a ... (100 of 149 words)