crack head soup

Instruction: "i was so brock after i got a fix that i couldnt feed my kids so i bought crack head soup with my food stamps" What is the definition of "crack head soup"?


foo dang

Context: man, this sucka is foo dang

a word used by juggalos to decribe somone as being a punk or a bitch

Instruction: "man, this sucka is foo dang" What is the definition of "foo dang"?


foo dang

Context: "you actin foo dang

Instruction: ""you actin foo dang" What is the definition of "foo dang"?


foo dang

Context: make mine a foo dang you damn fool

a drink (abk) foo dang 1x amaretto  2x baileys   1x kahlua  shaken over ice

Instruction: "make mine a foo dang you damn fool" What is the definition of "foo dang"?


foo dang

Instruction: "foo dang is what i call a ho without a pistol" What is the definition of "foo dang"?


arturob

Context: look at that guy, hes an arturob

"a stoner who would shag paul van dyk in an instance

Instruction: "look at that guy, hes an arturob" What is the definition of "arturob"?


arturob

Context: arturob is a lying backstabbing theif

Instruction: "arturob is a lying backstabbing theif" What is the definition of "arturob"?


cheb sack

slang for scrotum, sack containing [chebs] (testicles)

Instruction: "it was so funny when that cricket ball hit him in the cheb sack" What is the definition of "cheb sack"?


dingbar

Context: god, that man is a dingbar

a man with a nerd's wit but the intelligence of a rock

Instruction: "god, that man is a dingbar" What is the definition of "dingbar"?


gufler

the act of dipping your balls in feces and painting someone's face with them

Instruction: "i had diarrhea today and decided to give my girlfriend a gufler" What is the definition of "gufler"?


hobo your way

Instruction: "jason: im gonna kick your ass mark: well hobo your way over here" What is the definition of "hobo your way"?


amalita

Context: that girl dances like an amalita

simply beautiful, kind hearted and free spirited

Instruction: "that girl dances like an amalita" What is the definition of "amalita"?


cooned out

a nigger who is passed out or excessively lazy

Instruction: "tyrone didnt show up for work again, he's probably cooned out from smoking crack again" What is the definition of "cooned out"?


breen'd

used to describe the complete and total annihilation of academic exams

Instruction: "even fin breen couldn't breen that test  i totally breen'd that test" What is the definition of "breen'd"?


fagboyant

Context: asap rocky is so fagboyant

Instruction: "asap rocky is so fagboyant" What is the definition of "fagboyant"?


busycheekistry

Instruction: "bruce stopped into the bathhouse for some busycheekistry" What is the definition of "busycheekistry"?


don drapers

Instruction: "did you hear about kenny? he got kicked in the don drapers" What is the definition of "don drapers"?


dennis franchione

football coach of a cult/college called texas a&m where losing is the only real tradition

Instruction: "dennis franchione got caught with his finger in his anus on the sidelines during the last 40 seconds of the a&m and tech game in 2006" What is the definition of "dennis franchione"?


drybeat

Context: that girls looks drybeat

Instruction: "that girls looks drybeat" What is the definition of "drybeat"?


bomb pearl harbour

Context: i'm going to bomb pearl harbour

Instruction: "i'm going to bomb pearl harbour" What is the definition of "bomb pearl harbour"?


harshkenny

the act of crying during ejaculation, caused bye the force of which you ejaculate

Instruction: "man that porno was so good last night i just had to harshkenny when i was done" What is the definition of "harshkenny"?


collin valenti

collin valenti, also known as hoop jones, is a very hip guy with an awesome mustache and cool ray bans

Instruction: "i wish i could be a cool as collin valenti" What is the definition of "collin valenti"?


dutch grenade

a person farts into their hand then delivers it into the face of another

Instruction: "alison just threw a dutch grenade at stuart much to his pleasure" What is the definition of "dutch grenade"?


Instruction: "1: dude do you wanna come see the 5fd show tonight? 2: yeah" What is the definition of "5fd"?


lucky julio

to cross the border into america or sneak of of your girlfriend's bedroon without being caught, bitten by a snake, dying of dehydration or shitting your pants

Instruction: "american: where's your green card senior?  mexican: no have card, me pull lucky julio and come here to work" What is the definition of "lucky julio"?


bootsie spaz

"a bootsie [spaz] occurs when your pussy, which you are cuddling with, holding, petting (possibly against its will), freaks out and starts clawing at you

Instruction: "i squeezed her really hard, and she didn't like it, and she had a bootsie spaz" What is the definition of "bootsie spaz"?


baisden

Context: jimmy has a baisden

Instruction: "jimmy has a baisden" What is the definition of "baisden"?


mcgwire

a full [mustache] or ['stache] worn in [fu manchu] style with a [goatee], with or without a [patch], in the style of former st

Instruction: "i got tired of foolin' with a full beard, so i shaved off the sides and turned it into a mcgwire" What is the definition of "mcgwire"?


mcgwire

Context: omg that guys is such a mcgwire

originating from old irish, the mcgwire was the village man who always thought of himself as big and grand, when in reality it was much talk

Instruction: "omg that guys is such a mcgwire" What is the definition of "mcgwire"?


clipcock

circumcised penis common among american males

Instruction: "he had a typical american clipcock with a neat high circumcisional scar" What is the definition of "clipcock"?


bringing the vanilla ice cream

being the only white person/people at a party

Instruction: ""hey man, how was your thing last night?  "it was pretty fun, but i felt a little out of place because i was bringing the vanilla ice cream" What is the definition of "bringing the vanilla ice cream"?


ampressive

Instruction: ""sally went to the club last night last night and got so hammered, its ampressive we made it home alive" What is the definition of "ampressive"?


grins

Context: yo can i get grins on this bowl?

"a play on words of the pittsburgh expression "yins" and the bud expression "greens

Instruction: "yo can i get grins on this bowl?" What is the definition of "grins"?


fredrico

a flying spider, or a small spider which shows signs of superspider qualities

Instruction: "craig and charly found a fredrico the other day at deva - it was immense" What is the definition of "fredrico"?


cerebral briggsy

a disease that severely affects the brain causing the sufferer to be devoid of common sense, reality and render them completely useless at everything

Instruction: "did you know there is only one confirmed case of cerebral briggsy in existence?" What is the definition of "cerebral briggsy"?


cerebral briggsy

a disease that severely affects the brain causing the sufferer to be devoid of common sense, reality and render them completely useless at everything

Instruction: "did you know there is only one confirmed case of cerebral briggsy in existence today?" What is the definition of "cerebral briggsy"?


afro samurai

Context: afro samurai is a pretty gangsta anime

"on the dark path of swordsmanship in a "futuristic" yet feudal japan, it is said that the one who becomes the no

Instruction: "afro samurai is a pretty gangsta anime" What is the definition of "afro samurai"?


afro samurai

sticking your finger in a girl's ass and then smearing it across her forehead thus giving her the #2 headband

Instruction: "i gave that girl an afro samurai last week, now shes looking for that girl r-kelly peed on so that she can fight the #1 warrior" What is the definition of "afro samurai"?


afro samurai

Context: afro samurai

Instruction: "afro samurai" What is the definition of "afro samurai"?


a bar

Instruction: "'i heard old billy bait head got done by the old bill with a bar on him" What is the definition of "a bar"?


a bar

Instruction: "'i heard old billy bait head got done by the old bill with a bar on him" What is the definition of "a bar"?


bite me

Context: wanna fuck? bite me

Instruction: "wanna fuck? bite me" What is the definition of "bite me"?


bite me

Context: why dont you bite me

i would have to beleive that originally 'bite me' was a slightly more acceptable way of saying 'blow me

Instruction: "why dont you bite me" What is the definition of "bite me"?


bite me

Context: bite me

Instruction: "bite me" What is the definition of "bite me"?


bite me

Context: hot guy: sup bitch? ugly bitch: bite me

"a phrase used by ugly bitches in english when they are angry

Instruction: "hot guy: sup bitch? ugly bitch: bite me" What is the definition of "bite me"?


bite me

Context: tina bite me now you stupid lard

a person asking another person of the (well hopefully) opposite sex to basically bite them on the neck or some other place on the body

Instruction: "tina bite me now you stupid lard" What is the definition of "bite me"?


bite me

Context: wanna fuck? bite me

Instruction: "wanna fuck? bite me" What is the definition of "bite me"?


bite me

Context: why dont you bite me

i would have to beleive that originally 'bite me' was a slightly more acceptable way of saying 'blow me

Instruction: "why dont you bite me" What is the definition of "bite me"?


bite me

Context: bite me

Instruction: "bite me" What is the definition of "bite me"?


bite me

Context: hot guy: sup bitch? ugly bitch: bite me

"a phrase used by ugly bitches in english when they are angry

Instruction: "hot guy: sup bitch? ugly bitch: bite me" What is the definition of "bite me"?


bite me

Context: tina bite me now you stupid lard

a person asking another person of the (well hopefully) opposite sex to basically bite them on the neck or some other place on the body

Instruction: "tina bite me now you stupid lard" What is the definition of "bite me"?


bnfl

Context: you're my bnfl

best nigga for life, best nigguh for life, best nig for life, etc

Instruction: "you're my bnfl" What is the definition of "bnfl"?


cunt nose

more or less a different form of the fuck face insult, but instead of having a fuck for a face, said person has a cunt for a nose

Instruction: ""oi cunt nose, cunt off "cunting hell mate, that cunt nose just nosed in on your cunting bird" What is the definition of "cunt nose"?


anhydrify

Instruction: "i will anhydrify the ether with sodium sulfate" What is the definition of "anhydrify"?


dandyshirt

a button-front collared shirt for men typically with bold strips of varying width, or other non-subtle pattern

Instruction: "i wonder how long after the cameras leave that that truck driver is going to keep wearing that dandyshirt they put on him" What is the definition of "dandyshirt"?


definet rejection

to be totally hated by a group of people

Instruction: "[guy1]: what's he doing [guy2]: be a definet rejection" What is the definition of "definet rejection"?


swerve

Instruction: "can you get me that can over there?  uhh swerve" What is the definition of "swerve"?


swerve

to tell someone to go away when an unwanted proposition is made

Instruction: ""person 1:"bruh, lemme get some gum"  person 2:"you ain't even say what's up, you just asking me for some gum? swerve" What is the definition of "swerve"?


swerve

used by denzel washington in the movie training day (2001) for the part where he was about to have drinks with his friend

Instruction: "denzel: yeahhhh about to get my swerve on" What is the definition of "swerve"?


swerve

Context: swerve

a stupid, idiotic, annoying catch phrase repeated over and over by certain moronic individuals with nothing better to do

Instruction: "swerve" What is the definition of "swerve"?


swerve

Context: kanye west is a swerve

a person that you don't want to associate with

Instruction: "kanye west is a swerve" What is the definition of "swerve"?


barfinating

something that makes you want to throw up

Instruction: ""mcdonalds is barfinating "ewwwwww, that is so barfinating" "" What is the definition of "barfinating"?


jimmer jammer

a catch phrase commonly referring to a guy's [manhood]

Instruction: "that [fupa] queen might have [kankles] like an elephant, but she sucks a mean jimmer jammer" What is the definition of "jimmer jammer"?


binary iq

a person with the iq level between 0 to 1

Instruction: "many of those self righteous politicians seem to demonstrate a brain with binary iq" What is the definition of "binary iq"?


nigga teeth

grills, fronts, or other gold/platinum colored dental appliances worn by rappers, gangbangers or thugs

Instruction: "joe: did you see that new set of nigga teeth that mannie fresh had in his video?" What is the definition of "nigga teeth"?


balls'n all

used to describe a girl with a very large mouth

Instruction: "man look at the size of her mouth, she's a balls'n all kinda girl" What is the definition of "balls'n all"?


bopsaw

big ol' pillow stupid ass words   syn -big titted bimbo

Instruction: "when some bitch with big cans says something dumb, sing the batman theme and say bopsaw instead" What is the definition of "bopsaw"?


lovers rock

awesome, slow, old school reggae that sings about love

Instruction: "beres hammond, delroy wilson, garnett silk are artists who create lovers rock" What is the definition of "lovers rock"?


lovers rock

a subgenre of reggae music invented by dennis brown and gregory isaacs in the early 70's

Instruction: "love has found it's way is a great lovers rock song by dennis brown" What is the definition of "lovers rock"?


fab moretti

Instruction: "fab moretti has got a very lucky girlfriend" What is the definition of "fab moretti"?


fab moretti

Context: i dreamed that fab moretti kissed me

very cute drummer for groovy new band,[the strokes]

Instruction: "i dreamed that fab moretti kissed me" What is the definition of "fab moretti"?


fab moretti

Context: fab moretti is the modern adonis

he is the sexiest drummer on planet earth

Instruction: "fab moretti is the modern adonis" What is the definition of "fab moretti"?


adnet

Instruction: "adnet exposure improves turnover and profit margin" What is the definition of "adnet"?


black bean chimichanga

double vaginal penetration of a white woman by a black and mexican man

Instruction: "after having just licked her pussy, jeff found out she just had a black bean chimichanga" What is the definition of "black bean chimichanga"?


crap shet

Context: i want you to suck my crap shet

crap shet is a word me and my brother(hovsep and yervand) discovered

Instruction: "i want you to suck my crap shet" What is the definition of "crap shet"?


capible

adjective: having the god given miraculous talent and awesomeness to turn around a cluster of shit into a golden nugget

Instruction: "the fhd had completely jacked up the world until chris came along with his frickin cracker jack capible hands" What is the definition of "capible"?


dagron

to give up, or entirely avoid, trying to instruct/enlighten a person because it's likely to be too much work

Instruction: "strong mad: ::etching dagron into a desk:: strong bad: strong mad? you keep on doing your thing, man" What is the definition of "dagron"?


free willy

Instruction: "ladies, will you please excuse me? i'm going to free willy" What is the definition of "free willy"?


free willy

Context: "pull over, i've gotta free willy

Instruction: ""pull over, i've gotta free willy" What is the definition of "free willy"?


free willy

a man that dumps his girlfriend/wife for another man

Instruction: "i carn't believe jerry cheated on his wife,well he's a free willy now" What is the definition of "free willy"?


idalew

idalew is used to describe something sweet, loving, and caring

Instruction: ""betty was being so idalew when jack died" What is the definition of "idalew"?


$100 dandy

Instruction: "mitchell got another $100 dandy last weekend" What is the definition of "$100 dandy"?


banging the wolf

Instruction: ""random person named faithe: "i was banging the wolf all last night"" What is the definition of "banging the wolf"?


feather-lover

those who derive sexual pleasure from being tickled

Instruction: "she was a feather-lover but he found the giggles a bit of a turn off even if she wriggled pleasantly when naked" What is the definition of "feather-lover"?


bowl chocker

an enormously huge turd that won't flush down the toilet

Instruction: "john, my bowl chocker clogged up the toilet and now its over flowing" What is the definition of "bowl chocker"?


comfort 20

those extra pounds people put on when they're in a comfortable relationship

Instruction: "sarah's got a little muffin top goin' on since she moved in with jason, she's put on a comfort 20" What is the definition of "comfort 20"?


blockopoly

opoly-themed board game based on hustling

Instruction: "1)am going to b's crib to play blockopoly" What is the definition of "blockopoly"?


Context: i'm guna go watch some 4400 and cry

Instruction: "i'm guna go watch some 4400 and cry" What is the definition of "4400"?


knicks

Context: a yo let dat niggaz know we knicks

Instruction: "a yo let dat niggaz know we knicks" What is the definition of "knicks"?


knicks

Instruction: "if eddy curry could consume any more useless fat, he would consume his knicks teammates" What is the definition of "knicks"?


knicks

one of the greatest teams in the nba with two awesome colors blue and orange

Instruction: "dude 1- yo did you see last nights knicks game?  dude 2- yea" What is the definition of "knicks"?


knicks

Context: the knicks can suck my balls

Instruction: "the knicks can suck my balls" What is the definition of "knicks"?


chicken snitch

a variation of chicken eye, balloon knot, cinnamon star, meat donut

Instruction: "i hooked up with your sister last night but, since she was on the rag; i jammed it in the 'ol chicken snitch" What is the definition of "chicken snitch"?


ajacular

ajacular (adj) [a' jak' u' lur]:   fantastic to the point of near-orgasm, or beyond

Instruction: "wow, that cd i borrowed the other day was ajacular" What is the definition of "ajacular"?


cock fuck

Context: you are a cock fuck

a rude term to describe an anally retentive person

Instruction: "you are a cock fuck" What is the definition of "cock fuck"?


cock fuck

Context: you are a cock fuck

a rude term to describe an anally retentive person

Instruction: "you are a cock fuck" What is the definition of "cock fuck"?


beast ugly bitch

Instruction: "dude, the ugly bearded fuck head is married to the beast ugly bitch" What is the definition of "beast ugly bitch"?


bombay shuffle

Instruction: "squirt some shower gel on yer baps love and give me a bombay shuffle" What is the definition of "bombay shuffle"?


buttspray

Context: my juicy fart caused buttspray

Instruction: "my juicy fart caused buttspray" What is the definition of "buttspray"?


ctbw

Context: dude she has a ctbw

Instruction: "dude she has a ctbw" What is the definition of "ctbw"?


aporriptophobia

Instruction: "person 1: dude, why hasn't he asked her out yet? person 2: i think he has aporriptophobia" What is the definition of "aporriptophobia"?


fecal flogging

the act two people pooping in the same toilet bowl at the same time

Instruction: "fecal flogging is the strongest of brotherhoods" What is the definition of "fecal flogging"?


deepu smack

"n or v- the action of grabbing one's penis by the shaft and hitting a girl across the face without whilst yelling, "deepu smack""

Instruction: "girl really wanted a deepu smack so hit her right across the face" What is the definition of "deepu smack"?


douche tits

Context: hey shut up douche tits

Instruction: "hey shut up douche tits" What is the definition of "douche tits"?


douche tits

Context: get away from me douche tits

Instruction: "get away from me douche tits" What is the definition of "douche tits"?


douche tits

Context: hey shut up douche tits

Instruction: "hey shut up douche tits" What is the definition of "douche tits"?


douche tits

Context: get away from me douche tits

Instruction: "get away from me douche tits" What is the definition of "douche tits"?


brumfrey

a brumfrey is the act of giving or receiving oral sex while sitting on the toilet in the act or not of defecating

Instruction: "the restroom at krogers didn't provide an adequate space for a brumfrey" What is the definition of "brumfrey"?


boner boy

Context: hey boner boy

Instruction: "hey boner boy" What is the definition of "boner boy"?


boner boy

refers to a hot guy with big, sexy hands who always has a boner

Instruction: "horny heather and boner boy are always going at it; they are both extremely horny kids" What is the definition of "boner boy"?


fluffy puffs marshmallows

Context: fluffy puffs marshmallows

"marshmallow treats homestar's "the show" advertises these

Instruction: "fluffy puffs marshmallows" What is the definition of "fluffy puffs marshmallows"?


friggen

Context: "guy a: "ur a friggen retard

Instruction: ""guy a: "ur a friggen retard" What is the definition of "friggen"?


friggen

Instruction: "dude, i got home and saw my roommate alex watching gay porn with brian and they were friggen each other" What is the definition of "friggen"?


browmerican

"a person of the indian persuasion, who now resides in the united states and identifies as "american

Instruction: "i know how to pronounce the word raita, due to my browmerican friend, ashvin" What is the definition of "browmerican"?


Context: ^d8 your status

Instruction: "^d8 your status" What is the definition of "^d8"?


emptyv

void of any substance, like slipping into a comma

Instruction: "last night i was watching mtv and it felt like my mind was going emptyv" What is the definition of "emptyv"?


fudoogled

referring to something that's messed up or screwed up

Instruction: ""i use this word when i'm teaching referring to writing something wrong on the board, "oops, i fudoogled that" What is the definition of "fudoogled"?


crispy lid

Context: that crispy lid is dope

flat brim hat, fresh hat, well maintained dome piece

Instruction: "that crispy lid is dope" What is the definition of "crispy lid"?


boxong

when a male's boxers get pushed towards the crack on his ass resulting in a thong like appearance

Instruction: "physics teacher: char, i've got a massive boxong going on here" What is the definition of "boxong"?


rucksbin

Context: damn nigga dat shits rucksbin

Instruction: "damn nigga dat shits rucksbin" What is the definition of "rucksbin"?


boycotted my husband

to hold out till he gives into what your asking for :-)

Instruction: "i so boycotted my husband after he took all my smurfs and wouldnt give them back" What is the definition of "boycotted my husband"?


bin up

Context: :im'a bin up now

Instruction: ":im'a bin up now" What is the definition of "bin up"?


carls jr

Instruction: "your children will taken into the custody of carls jr" What is the definition of "carls jr"?


evo ego

"it's a kind of arrogance that comes with owning an evo

Instruction: ""hardparking civic driver - dude that evo is parked over three spots hardparking civic driver's mate - yeah that's that evo ego" What is the definition of "evo ego"?


kuroky

Context: kuroky

a deranged dutchman who loves all types of pornogrophy

Instruction: "kuroky" What is the definition of "kuroky"?


carpet baby

"when a baby is conceived by semen picked up off of the carpet

Instruction: "ethan's insecurities arose upon the discovery that he himself was a carpet baby" What is the definition of "carpet baby"?


brick titties

so cold outside titties are frozen like ice bricks

Instruction: "damn man its so cold outside its brick titties" What is the definition of "brick titties"?


camping in my inbox

camping is the act of staying in one spot

Instruction: "this thot needs to stop camping in my inbox" What is the definition of "camping in my inbox"?


dirt star

referencing the anus, looks like a star and is brown or dirt color

Instruction: "your boss is giving it to ya in the ol' dirt star" What is the definition of "dirt star"?


buckage

Instruction: "my brother came in my room and asked me for some buckage in front of my friend" What is the definition of "buckage"?


buckage

Context: intense buckage

getting screwed, fucked, or stick in a bad situation

Instruction: "intense buckage" What is the definition of "buckage"?


colorado ski vacation

fornicating with a woman atop a stairwell, then abruptly pushing her down upon ejaculation

Instruction: "she's limping because i sent her on a colorado ski vacation last nite" What is the definition of "colorado ski vacation"?


blackie chan

Context: good examples for blackie chan are mr

a black man with the ability to look incredibly tough, by either fighting or just giving off an appearance of toughness

Instruction: "good examples for blackie chan are mr" What is the definition of "blackie chan"?


blackie chan

a person that is half [black] and half [asian]

Instruction: "guy: who is that? person: idk but the looks like a blackie chan" What is the definition of "blackie chan"?


blackie chan

Instruction: "upon being swung at unsuccessfully by a nigger, the white man called him blackie chan and knocked his nigger ass out" What is the definition of "blackie chan"?


computercide

when a windows os shuts it self down, may not restart

Instruction: "dude i dowloaded porn and my pc commited computercide" What is the definition of "computercide"?


bone tired

Instruction: "i'm bone tired after am long day at work" What is the definition of "bone tired"?


funk baby

a baby that is birthed on a sexual partner's chest

Instruction: "my woman trapped me under her for 9 months and had a funk baby on me" What is the definition of "funk baby"?


eh?laborate

Instruction: "guy: why does the thing always explode when i poke it? dude: eh?laborate guy: how about no" What is the definition of "eh?laborate"?


haamf

Context: i am so haamf man

Instruction: "i am so haamf man" What is the definition of "haamf"?


ahhhbisto

a really cool person who is discriminated against on a certain chat room  irc

Instruction: "that guys really cool infact hes ahhhbisto" What is the definition of "ahhhbisto"?


cholo cape

a button up shirt worn with only the top button, buttoned

Instruction: "esse you look very professional in your cholo cape" What is the definition of "cholo cape"?


earection

Context: robbie is on an earection

someone with ears that protrude out sideways  also, see wingnut

Instruction: "robbie is on an earection" What is the definition of "earection"?


earection

when you hear something that makes you extremely happy

Instruction: "wow that song is so awesome i think i just experienced an earection" What is the definition of "earection"?


air time

a time spent being blanked/ignored, usually embarrassing for the person being given the air time

Instruction: "person1: do you like conner james? person2: everybody loves him, but i think he's a prick, he gives me air time because i play in the chess club" What is the definition of "air time"?


air time

Context: dude, that was some krazee air time

the amount of time in the air whilst doing any activity - usually of the sporting variety, like windsurfing / snowboarding / skateboarding / free running etc

Instruction: "dude, that was some krazee air time" What is the definition of "air time"?


air time

the time spent in the air while dunking a basketball

Instruction: "he had some serious air time on that last dunk" What is the definition of "air time"?


campwned

when campus security breaks up a social gathering, the party is considered campwned

Instruction: "what happened to the party? it got campwned" What is the definition of "campwned"?


cobbing it

Instruction: "damn, lucy was cobbing it good and proper last night, hurts like a bitch" What is the definition of "cobbing it"?


onely

Context: you may have onely cookie per person

Instruction: "you may have onely cookie per person" What is the definition of "onely"?


ace and gary

Context: governor: hey looks its ace and gary

the two characters on saturday night live's ambiguously gay duo

Instruction: "governor: hey looks its ace and gary" What is the definition of "ace and gary"?


bastard of soldiers

Instruction: "go over to that bastard of soldiers and get one of them knuckleheads for me" What is the definition of "bastard of soldiers"?


bell tower

Context: i love that bell tower [song]

alternative rock band from [calgary] [alberta], signed to studio014 entertainment

Instruction: "i love that bell tower [song]" What is the definition of "bell tower"?


bell tower

Context: i love that bell tower [song]

alternative rock band from [calgary] [alberta], signed to studio014 entertainment

Instruction: "i love that bell tower [song]" What is the definition of "bell tower"?


bloodyhellfirejackshitandpoo

Context: bloodyhellfirejackshitandpoo

its a random word i say when something is pissing me off,one i used alot when myspace still had its chatrooms

Instruction: "bloodyhellfirejackshitandpoo" What is the definition of "bloodyhellfirejackshitandpoo"?


firday

Instruction: "svenn: you heading down to ikea tonight?  erik: nah son, i'm waiting til firday so i can get my pine on" What is the definition of "firday"?


firday

firday is a term used for describing the hindmost weekday of every week, wherein interested parties pay their respect to pine trees - most notably the balsam and fraser fir

Instruction: ""me - "man, so keen to get my firday celebrations underway" What is the definition of "firday"?


amy schuff

a creature that is incapable of determining what it is

Instruction: "amy schuff is sometimes a black dinosaur with electric blue zebra stripes" What is the definition of "amy schuff"?


the b

Context: i've got to go to the b

Instruction: "i've got to go to the b" What is the definition of "the b"?


the b

a phrased used to indicate the disire of two penises instead of just one

Instruction: ""guy 1: "ey brah get over here asap jenny just texted me, she said she really wants the b" What is the definition of "the b"?


the b

Instruction: "guy 1: what ya making for lunch? guy 2: the b" What is the definition of "the b"?


baileyism

weird sayings in the american pageant us history textbook that come from the author thomas bailey

Instruction: "tickle the soil with a hoe, and it will laugh a harvest is a baileyism" What is the definition of "baileyism"?


baileyism

the standard of insults and quick comments

Instruction: "example of a baileyism private, you need to lose weight" What is the definition of "baileyism"?


a team

a group of guys who are good looking and have great game to pickup women

Instruction: "we went out to the bars last night and brought the a team" What is the definition of "a team"?


cribbace

slang for crib, which is slang for house

Instruction: "wanna come to my cribbace tonite and look at my baseball card collection?" What is the definition of "cribbace"?


dttm

abbrvation for dont talk to me commenly used in i

Instruction: "dttm right now u asshole prick lol :d:d:d:d:d:d:d" What is the definition of "dttm"?


dttm

Context: dude that bitch cut you off, dttm

Instruction: "dude that bitch cut you off, dttm" What is the definition of "dttm"?


dttm

Context: dttm pip gonatas or i will spree you

Instruction: "dttm pip gonatas or i will spree you" What is the definition of "dttm"?


anuscunt

Instruction: ""1: "for fuck sake ted, stop being such an anuscunt and do the damn dishes" What is the definition of "anuscunt"?


butt wanker

Context: that guy is such a butt wanker

a person who inserts their finger/fingers or some object into their anus while masturbating

Instruction: "that guy is such a butt wanker" What is the definition of "butt wanker"?


backfeed

intentionally barf up your food after eating

Instruction: "tammy ran to the bathroom as soon as she thought no one was looking and started to backfeed" What is the definition of "backfeed"?


heavy legs

Instruction: "look at isaiah he's got those heavy legs" What is the definition of "heavy legs"?


debb!k

Instruction: "hey did you get the picture of debb!k that i wanted" What is the definition of "debb!k"?


bang-a-bang

to have reckless sex for a long period of time usually in the night-time preferably in a dorm room

Instruction: ""when guys see me in my booty shorts they say "oye mami i wanna bang-a-bang with you all night long and wake up and bang-a-bang again and again" What is the definition of "bang-a-bang"?


antidisestablishmenterianism

Instruction: "knock knock who's there? antidisestablish antidisestablish who? antidisestablishmenterianism" What is the definition of "antidisestablishmenterianism"?


dinged

Context: man, i got dinged yesterday

to get rejected, usually from a graduate school

Instruction: "man, i got dinged yesterday" What is the definition of "dinged"?


dinged

Instruction: "i just got my cable bill and they dinged me for pay per views i didn't order" What is the definition of "dinged"?


dinged

Context: you just got dinged

the unofficial term of being analed by christine

Instruction: "you just got dinged" What is the definition of "dinged"?


dinged

Instruction: "man i got fuckin dinged off that crown and c2 last night" What is the definition of "dinged"?


dinged

usually a term used to explain a girl giving a guy [head] but it can go both ways

Instruction: "yo [nigga] i just go dinged by that [stunt]  for real, man nigga she dinged me last week" What is the definition of "dinged"?


Context: just go 495 already

Instruction: "just go 495 already" What is the definition of "495"?


pinkhigh

getting pinkeye after smoking a bong or piece in which you’ve farted into

Instruction: "“dude, i got pinkhigh from that dank ass fart you planted in the bong" What is the definition of "pinkhigh"?


ho brand

a slang term for the [tatoos] women get on their lower backs

Instruction: "you know a chick's a [slut] when you spot her ho brand" What is the definition of "ho brand"?


mern

a word sometimes said as a filler and/ or conversation ender because noone know what [d'fuq] it means

Instruction: ""as fill: person 1: yeah i like that band even though you hate them, you just don't have to come to the concert with me  you: mern" What is the definition of "mern"?


bopox

-noun: freckle-like spotting that results from excessive botox injections

Instruction: "i’d much rather be wrinkled than have a face full of bopox" What is the definition of "bopox"?


doofwad

Context: gosh, he is such a doofwad

Instruction: "gosh, he is such a doofwad" What is the definition of "doofwad"?


fish tank

Instruction: "your mothers fish tank stinks up the whole fucking room" What is the definition of "fish tank"?


fish tank

when someone who is skateboarding or running does not notice a pane of glass and collides with it

Instruction: ""“how‘d you break your nose?”  “i didn‘t see the glass door when i ran inside and i totally pulled a fish tank" What is the definition of "fish tank"?


diceturbating

the act of simulating male masturbation by holding the forearm perpendicular with the earth, palm upturned, with dice in hand

Instruction: "the dm told him to stop diceturbating and roll initiative" What is the definition of "diceturbating"?


dick muscling

Instruction: "some people don't know when to quit dick muscling" What is the definition of "dick muscling"?


cockercises

Instruction: "a: yo brendan, have you done your cockercises yet today? b: yeah bro maxed out with 65 horizontal swings, my thighs are burning" What is the definition of "cockercises"?


blopping

Instruction: "hey bro, i was blopping earlier today when this totally hot chick friended my xbox live account and our cod avatars totally made out right in the middle of battle" What is the definition of "blopping"?


5 piece

Instruction: "yo nigga i got 5 bucks, lets grab a 5 piece" What is the definition of "5 piece"?


destructile

matter capable of causing enormous destruction

Instruction: "destructile - a large nuclear weapon which can cause huge destruction and is heavily shielded and cannot be destroyed by any defensive weapon" What is the definition of "destructile"?


finger painter

a lesbian who masterbates with her partner while on her period

Instruction: "chelsea is a finger painter when aunt flow visits becky" What is the definition of "finger painter"?


carkin's reach-a-round

"a carkin's reach-a-round is when you are walking through the woods with a girl on your back giving you a handjob, aka doing it "carkin's style"

Instruction: "jacob was walking through the woods getting a carkin's reach-a-round from summer" What is the definition of "carkin's reach-a-round"?


[baby fever]

the yearning one gets after holding, seeing, or being around a baby

Instruction: "maria: awww, jordan's so cute can i hold him?   maria's husband: looks like my wife has [baby fever]" What is the definition of "[baby fever]"?


ballsway

Context: ggggg ggggg ggggg ggggg ggggg ballsway

when a woman is attached to ropes from the ceiling and a man is riding her and excreting semen on her or his back

Instruction: "ggggg ggggg ggggg ggggg ggggg ballsway" What is the definition of "ballsway"?


cooliest

Context: he is so the cooliest guy in school

Instruction: "he is so the cooliest guy in school" What is the definition of "cooliest"?


cooliest

Context: "that song is the cooliest

Instruction: ""that song is the cooliest" What is the definition of "cooliest"?


cooliest

Context: " oh, look there goes cooliest

cooliest:  you know those dorks in school that think they're cool, and they're not

Instruction: "" oh, look there goes cooliest" What is the definition of "cooliest"?


pictographic memory

when you can see things in your head from memory

Instruction: "that one show with that giraffe had a pictographic memory" What is the definition of "pictographic memory"?


chisel nut

Instruction: "ken is still a chisel nut after all these years" What is the definition of "chisel nut"?


tuna can

Instruction: "because edgar had a chode, erma called it a tuna can" What is the definition of "tuna can"?


tuna can

Instruction: "the guy had such a tuna can he had to have an elephant step on his back to fuck" What is the definition of "tuna can"?


tuna can

Context: damn i bet that fat twat has a tuna can

Instruction: "damn i bet that fat twat has a tuna can" What is the definition of "tuna can"?


tuna can

Context: he is hung like a tuna can

Instruction: "he is hung like a tuna can" What is the definition of "tuna can"?


tuna can

Instruction: "why you being such a bitch, you got sand in your tuna can or something?" What is the definition of "tuna can"?


tuna can

Context: damn timmy has a tuna can in his pants

Instruction: "damn timmy has a tuna can in his pants" What is the definition of "tuna can"?


thinspo

"abbreviation for "[thinsporation]," aka pictures of bone-thin women that girls with [ana/mia] use to remind themselves of their goals to become thin

Instruction: "girl 1: my thinspo is this picture of mary-kate olsen" What is the definition of "thinspo"?


thinspo

thinspo is a abbrievation for [thinspiration]

Instruction: "i look at thinspo of mary-kate everyday to make sure i don' binge" What is the definition of "thinspo"?


thinspo

Context: i like real girl thinspo

a inspiration for people who are mia (bulimic) or ana (anorexic)

Instruction: "i like real girl thinspo" What is the definition of "thinspo"?


boydercam

"is the [youtube channel] run by one of asher roth's best friends, tom boyd aka boyder

Instruction: "i have been on youtube watching boydercam for hours, so funny" What is the definition of "boydercam"?


dinkelberg

Context: dinkelberg

Instruction: "dinkelberg" What is the definition of "dinkelberg"?


moonblowing

"moonblowing consists of taking one shot of moonshine followed by a "bump" of blow

Instruction: "you shouldn;t have trusted me last night, i was moonblowing" What is the definition of "moonblowing"?


chiefneck

Context: look at that chiefneck

a handkerchief that runs and has arms and legs

Instruction: "look at that chiefneck" What is the definition of "chiefneck"?


hit the spot

Context: that coffee really hit the spot

and [hit the bull's-eye]  to be refreshing

Instruction: "that coffee really hit the spot" What is the definition of "hit the spot"?


brewnew

to brew a new pot of coffee after drinking the last cup

Instruction: "rico finished the last cup and did not brewnew" What is the definition of "brewnew"?


dr. pepper

the act of fucking a girl 23 different ways and then jizzing all over her face to get the true flavor

Instruction: "well i was going to break up with tommy, but he gave me the greatest dr. pepper i've ever had" What is the definition of "dr. pepper"?


dr. pepper

Context: dr. pepper contains 23 flavors

the drink of the devil and all supporters

Instruction: "dr. pepper contains 23 flavors" What is the definition of "dr. pepper"?


dr. pepper

as pachuka of sonic cult stated, the soda that will make you shit more than any human on earth

Instruction: "gs68 dr. pepper and as a result, had so much diarrhea he shat until he imploded" What is the definition of "dr. pepper"?


black hawk

"black hawk(noun) pronounciation- \ˈblak-ˌhauk\  a historical name pun on "black cock""

Instruction: ""history teacher- " and so class, black hawk was the indian chief of the sauk tribe" What is the definition of "black hawk"?


black hawk

"black hawk(noun) pronounciation- \ˈblak-ˌhauk\  a historical name pun on "black cock""

Instruction: ""history teacher- " and so class, black hawk was the indian chief of the sauk tribe" What is the definition of "black hawk"?


banana pancake

an oft ignored sexual position where the man lies on his back with the woman on top lying with her back on his chest

Instruction: "i had an all-night sex marathon with this chick and we finished it up in the morning with a banana pancake" What is the definition of "banana pancake"?


banana pancake

when a man is having sexual intercourse with a woman from behind

Instruction: "jeremy: dude, i gave jessica a banana pancake last night" What is the definition of "banana pancake"?


banana pancake

Instruction: "your mom had a banana pancake for breakfast and she was like oh mam" What is the definition of "banana pancake"?


banana pancake

"a male with a large penis, banana is refering to his genetalia, pancake is saying that he is "stacked"

Instruction: "woah bill had a banana pancake and it satisfied me all night long" What is the definition of "banana pancake"?


4 e farms

child labour camps consisting of non fertile soil, and dirty shmeks, located in east mersea tomato capital of the communist world, dictated by edward and tucker

Instruction: "4 e farms seen me disobeying the rules by eating more than one piece of bread and threw me in a consentration camp  they put saw dust in my bread mix" What is the definition of "4 e farms"?


buntingball

the most elite and greatest way to play basketball

Instruction: ""what have you been doing this whole first week of summer? "oh just buntingball" What is the definition of "buntingball"?


i'm batman

this is probably the only sentence worth saying in life

Instruction: "sheila: going to the movies tonight? me: i'm batman" What is the definition of "i'm batman"?


hamnah

Context: on a scale from miley cyrus to hamnah

Instruction: "on a scale from miley cyrus to hamnah" What is the definition of "hamnah"?


hamnah

Context: that hamnah is a gian [noob]

possibly the greatest and biggest noob the world has, and will ever see

Instruction: "that hamnah is a gian [noob]" What is the definition of "hamnah"?


bro pile

when three or more men sit on one another on a couch or love seat

Instruction: "dunkus, apl fisher, johns fat cock had a bro pile" What is the definition of "bro pile"?


babani

babani is some sort of fun, to enjoy the life, not to give a shit about problems, laughing, smiling, all the best things you can imagine

Instruction: "should we baban today? ( 'vibabanot dges ?' )  let's have babani today" What is the definition of "babani"?


daylight savings time

great for getting an extra hoir of sleep, but it just confuses the fuck out of others later

Instruction: "is it 6:00 or 7:00? dammit, i'm going to be late for work because of daylight savings time again" What is the definition of "daylight savings time"?


gable end

"the end house in a row of terraced houses  also now being used as a way to call somebody a "gay bellend" in a sneaky way  "

Instruction: ""that house we are moving to is at the gable end  "look at jay over there, what a gable end" What is the definition of "gable end"?


gable end

"the end of a row of terraed houses, also used as a way to call someone a "gay bellend" without them noticing"

Instruction: "look at that emofag over there, what a gable end" What is the definition of "gable end"?


greeks

Instruction: "alex-where were u yesterday? jim-parting with some greeks alex-dammit i knew i should have gone god i wish i were greek" What is the definition of "greeks"?


greeks

the greeks are a sexy, sytlish, intelligent race (opposite of the turks), who basically invented civilization

Instruction: "greeks are great so are spaniards and italians" What is the definition of "greeks"?


idkdc

Instruction: "carrier 4:05 pm ====text message==== 5550121 when did columbus find america  5557143 idkdc  5550121 you should  5550121 its a homework question ================= back home" What is the definition of "idkdc"?


nigga bitch

a big black girl that tries to act tough

Instruction: "hey tyrone, did u see that nigga bitch run over that white kid in the hallway today? shiiiiii" What is the definition of "nigga bitch"?


nigga bitch

a black person that is a bitch or a person who is acting gay or as a suck up

Instruction: "look at that nigga bitch he is suckin up to those moms" What is the definition of "nigga bitch"?


nigga bitch

Instruction: "man you not even worthy of being a bitch ass nigga you just a nigga bitch" What is the definition of "nigga bitch"?


nigga bitch

a fool, someone you don't particualarly like and can't tolerate for more than a few minuits at a time

Instruction: "jim: yeah but it was good though wasn't it? pete: no jim: yeah it was pete: no it wasn't shut up and fuck off you nigga bitch" What is the definition of "nigga bitch"?


agrotis

"second name generally for geeks that don't leave the house

Instruction: "name: luke agrotis sentence: you are such an agrotis  theres agrotis" What is the definition of "agrotis"?


is a term generally used by computer users and nerds alike describing the sexual fetish known as bukkakke

Instruction: "the stupid cumdumpster enjoys being bukkax0red" What is the definition of "bukkax0red"?


boria

Context: that kid is mos def' boria

Instruction: "that kid is mos def' boria" What is the definition of "boria"?


boria

Instruction: "there is a boria being turned down by another girl" What is the definition of "boria"?


bright bun

the sexual act of breaking multiple glowsticks apart and rubbing it on your partners anus/buttocks

Instruction: "im totally going to bright bun claire tonight" What is the definition of "bright bun"?


bollyed

when you get high from marijuana or another drug

Instruction: "justin:what was wrong with you last night bob:i was super bollyed" What is the definition of "bollyed"?


bussire

a very distinct group the bussi�re's are known for being incredibly funny, tripping over their own penis, and having a great personality

Instruction: "chick 1: that guy looks like he has a python in his pants chick 2: he must be a bussire" What is the definition of "bussire"?


3 3

Instruction: "person 1: 3 3 that font is so small i can't see anything" What is the definition of "3 3"?


call n u out

Context: damn that bitch call n u out is stupid

whore, woman of ill repute, lame individual, someone with a low iq, not very intelligent

Instruction: "damn that bitch call n u out is stupid" What is the definition of "call n u out"?


awam

smething that it is extreemely fake, but it is passed as the truth

Instruction: "the way that martial artist was fighting was awam" What is the definition of "awam"?


americaned

Instruction: "we americaned the poor bastard and he went out of business" What is the definition of "americaned"?


dobber nobber

Instruction: "that guy is such a fucking dobber nobber" What is the definition of "dobber nobber"?


california car-bomb

a non-alcoholic drink composed of the following:  4 parts arnold palmer tea 1 part organic honey infused with hashwax

Instruction: "dude a: what did you say this was dude 2: it's a california car-bomb" What is the definition of "california car-bomb"?


baased

upset/pissed/fingered/fucked this word comes in many different meanings which are above, most commonly used for fingered/upset combined

Instruction: "mike got baased cuz his friends left him alone at the mall" What is the definition of "baased"?


cum tissue

a derogatory term used to describe someone as the material used to wipe up or wash the cum off of one's penis

Instruction: "maggy stop being such a fucking cum tissue" What is the definition of "cum tissue"?


fmlfiath

Instruction: "car broke down, i got fired now my mom is bitching at me what else can go wrong fmlfiath i need a drink" What is the definition of "fmlfiath"?


bosmkl

Context: hahahahah bosmkl

"bending over smacking my knee laughing, as defined by the mcsweeney article "internet-age writing syllabus and course overview

Instruction: "hahahahah bosmkl" What is the definition of "bosmkl"?


dronx

Instruction: "geez guys, we're all a bunch of 'effin dronx" What is the definition of "dronx"?


frerard

"frerard is a noun used to describe a pairing of frank iero and gerard way

Instruction: ""most frerard fanfiction is rated nc-17 for explicit content" What is the definition of "frerard"?


frerard

Context: frerard is a true romance

the relationship between my chemical romance frontman gerard way and rythm gutarist frank iero

Instruction: "frerard is a true romance" What is the definition of "frerard"?


frerard

Context: frerard lives

frerard is the slash [homosexual] pairing of gerard way and frank iero of my chemical romance

Instruction: "frerard lives" What is the definition of "frerard"?


frerard

Context: gerard & frank = [<3] frerard

gerard way + frank iero = frerard <3 search frerard fanfic & you'll know what i'm talking about

Instruction: "gerard & frank = [<3] frerard" What is the definition of "frerard"?


because fuck you that's why

Instruction: "douche: yo, why can't i get some of that azz?  hot chick: because fuck you that's why" What is the definition of "because fuck you that's why"?


adrion

Context: adrion is the man

Instruction: "adrion is the man" What is the definition of "adrion"?


chromeism

of or referring to google browser, chrome

Instruction: "it's such a chromeism that windows is in a panic, with new chrome users in the millions" What is the definition of "chromeism"?


chromeism

pronounced <krom'-iz-m> a [geek speak] term for the user appreciation philosophy of the google browser, aka chrome crazy

Instruction: ""a chromeism is a tech cliche like, (microsoft) "windows: here today, chrome tomorrow" What is the definition of "chromeism"?


abdou

Context: "that guy is such an abdou

smart, sexy, super intelligent motherfucker

Instruction: ""that guy is such an abdou" What is the definition of "abdou"?


boxer condom

when boxers are used as a preventative measure of transmitting std's

Instruction: "i dont know bro that girl might have the itch, you should do a boxer condom just to be safe" What is the definition of "boxer condom"?


beardy boy

a hirsute male who, dispite mature facial hair, exudes an air of youth or boyishness

Instruction: "hey, check out that beardy boy over there" What is the definition of "beardy boy"?


amish style

sewing a quilt in the dark while fucking a sheep

Instruction: "turn off the lights we'll do it amish style" What is the definition of "amish style"?


aida blue

Context: my bedroom walls are aida blue

Instruction: "my bedroom walls are aida blue" What is the definition of "aida blue"?


derson person

an unintelligent jack wagon, likely missing 70% of their teeth, who resides in the town of anderson

Instruction: "theres a derson person without teeth trying to buy lottery tickets with his food stamps" What is the definition of "derson person"?


jellie-babie

a person conceived and born as a result of anal intercourse by two male persons

Instruction: "dan hid the fact that he was a jellie-babie from his friends, fearing they wouldn't accept him" What is the definition of "jellie-babie"?


diju

Context: diju bang that hoe from da club?

Instruction: "diju bang that hoe from da club?" What is the definition of "diju"?


ass crank

when you use anal sex to get a girl moving sexually

Instruction: "becky was just laying there like a dead girl so i pulled it out and gave her an ass crank" What is the definition of "ass crank"?


slavi

Context: slavi people are usually discriminated

usually a male name for a person who don't have a penis

Instruction: "slavi people are usually discriminated" What is the definition of "slavi"?


chick boner

a physical response to a state of arousal in a female, typically a swelling/erection of the clitoris

Instruction: "i saw joseph half-naked, and he was so hot i got a chick boner" What is the definition of "chick boner"?


cock knob

someone who is completely useless, a loser (generally unemployed)

Instruction: "that boyfriend of hers is a real cock knob" What is the definition of "cock knob"?


beat your face

when a make up artist goes to work on someone's face

Instruction: "client: my face needs some make-up  mua: let me beat your face" What is the definition of "beat your face"?


2 way freak

Context: she's a 2 way freak

Instruction: "she's a 2 way freak" What is the definition of "2 way freak"?


anthemic

"an occurrence, action, event, or happening that surpasses "epic" proportions

Instruction: "wow, that final over time goal was anthemic" What is the definition of "anthemic"?


cha-conned

Instruction: "i walked up to a clown and he cha-conned me in the face with a pie" What is the definition of "cha-conned"?


brown lazer

when a solid stream is ejected from ass and hits the water without breaking with a intense burning feeling

Instruction: "damn joe that curry gave me a dose of the brown lazer last night" What is the definition of "brown lazer"?


botswana baby

a large parcel of cocaine, disguised in baby clothes, in order to smuggle it through border security

Instruction: "that bitch be bringin' us a botswana baby" What is the definition of "botswana baby"?


good'erist

better than good or good'er amongst piers

Instruction: "seth's hand in poker was good, rick's was good'er but ryan's was the good'erist of them all" What is the definition of "good'erist"?


kb

Instruction: ""do you know what kb stands for? kitchen bitch" What is the definition of "kb"?


kb

Context: kb at my place tomorrow

"acronym for "kickback" kickback: a get-together consisting of close friends, partying and drinking

Instruction: "kb at my place tomorrow" What is the definition of "kb"?


bacon neck

when a person's collar on their shirt ripples simulating the shape of cooked bacon

Instruction: "hey, see that guy two rows next to us? he has bacon neck" What is the definition of "bacon neck"?


bacon neck

the collar of a shirt resembles a piece of crispy cooked bacon

Instruction: "ew, did you see ian comptons bacon neck last night? i nearly puked" What is the definition of "bacon neck"?


bacon neck

a man with a large number of ham rolls on the back of his head, such as gloop also known as gloop glitter

Instruction: "a bacon neck is mainly a man with a vast number of pork rolls on the back of his head" What is the definition of "bacon neck"?


feltsack

to use sand paper on ones balls and then polish with bees wax until shiny

Instruction: "i have never seen such a feltsack before" What is the definition of "feltsack"?


chinese fingerbang

the manipulation of a vagina or anus with fingers and the use of onions,

Instruction: "i was fingerbanging my girlfriend when she stated she needed more pleasure through the use of onions, so i invented the chinese fingerbang" What is the definition of "chinese fingerbang"?


bethulah

Context: i love bethulah atm

Instruction: "i love bethulah atm" What is the definition of "bethulah"?


skigi

Context: amar- damn g, my fingers are skigi

when the skin of the fingers/toes become soft and wrinkley like

Instruction: "amar- damn g, my fingers are skigi" What is the definition of "skigi"?


by odin's beard

Instruction: "great movie by odin's beard that was a great movie *swerves to miss a dear in the road* by odin's beard is everyone alright? great sex by odin's beard" What is the definition of "by odin's beard"?


bumblebee tuna

Context: yum, yum, bumblebee, bumblebee tuna

a brand of tuna fish made famous by its catchy advertising jingle, which was once covered by mephiskapheles

Instruction: "yum, yum, bumblebee, bumblebee tuna" What is the definition of "bumblebee tuna"?


bumblebee tuna

Context: dennis: bumblebee tuna

when someones shorts rise so high up their legs while sitting (or even standing

Instruction: "dennis: bumblebee tuna" What is the definition of "bumblebee tuna"?


midgety

a term used to describe an unruly roomate, one who is rather short

Instruction: ""cop number one: "wow look at that midgety go" What is the definition of "midgety"?


midgety

something possessing the body type of a midget

Instruction: "their midgety bodies barely reached five feet" What is the definition of "midgety"?


jump shot

a key skill to have in basketball, helps a nigga survive in da hood

Instruction: "in my neighborhood you either slang [crack rock] or got a [wicked] jump shot" What is the definition of "jump shot"?


jump shot

when you jump while in the process of masturbating to blow a fat load all over his roomates lofted bed

Instruction: "tony blew a wicked awesome jump shot all over johnnys bed" What is the definition of "jump shot"?


monga-tangs

Context: damn, check out her monga-tangs

Instruction: "damn, check out her monga-tangs" What is the definition of "monga-tangs"?


crotch rotch

a stinky rash (funk) of the area between your junk & the inner thigh

Instruction: "that dude got a bad case or crotch rotch after not bathing himself adequately" What is the definition of "crotch rotch"?


buck unit

Context: that is one nasty buck unit

the undersized testicles of a biracial male

Instruction: "that is one nasty buck unit" What is the definition of "buck unit"?


dai suki

"dai suki means "i love you" in japanese

Instruction: "nihongo ga dai suki desu - i love japanese" What is the definition of "dai suki"?


dai suki

"dai suki means "i love you" in japanese

Instruction: "nihongo ga dai suki desu - i love japanese" What is the definition of "dai suki"?


advanced bitch

better than basic bitch better than bitch itself

Instruction: "-she a advanced bitch, she smoked that bitch -damn she smart as fuck you some advanced bitch or what" What is the definition of "advanced bitch"?


ballscock

a tall, skinny, greasy-haired transsexual whom rapes innocent people with bullshit words

Instruction: "oh shit, is that ballscock coming down the street? quick" What is the definition of "ballscock"?


cheese pants

the event of unexpected ejaculation in ones pants, through extreame excitement to outside stimuli

Instruction: "after walking up to the brand new ferrari, alex proceded to make himself a pair of cheese pants" What is the definition of "cheese pants"?


blumby

getting a blow job when your taking a dump

Instruction: "man: (sitting on the toilet taking a dump) woman: (comes in the bathroom) hey lemme give you a blumby" What is the definition of "blumby"?


drinkstrap

a koozie attached to a necklace worn around ones neck

Instruction: "i'm always rockin' my drinkstrap to keep my hands free while i whoop ass at beer-pong" What is the definition of "drinkstrap"?


wack list

"a term used ironically to describe a list of things that are not in and of themselves [wack], but rather are the opposite of [wack]

Instruction: "did you hear about the oscar nominees? now that is a wack list" What is the definition of "wack list"?


bacon hair

Context: omg linda has major bacon hair

when somebody has hair (usually girls) that looks like streaky bacon

Instruction: "omg linda has major bacon hair" What is the definition of "bacon hair"?


booswanna

Context: you have a stanky booswanna

a womans coochie/pussy a twat yes mam uh huh

Instruction: "you have a stanky booswanna" What is the definition of "booswanna"?


copa ratz

a bunch of fagget wanna be bodyboarders who spray paint boats and open the lagoons from copacabana

Instruction: "copa ratz zaaahhh  tezza dawgz will destroy" What is the definition of "copa ratz"?


farthead

Context: he's being some dumb, what a farthead

Instruction: "he's being some dumb, what a farthead" What is the definition of "farthead"?


farthead

Instruction: "look at the farthead next door - he just bought a new suv to keep up with the joneses down the street" What is the definition of "farthead"?


baltimore accent

"the baltimore accent is a dialect that originated among the blue-collar workers of baltimore city and is often referred to as "baltimorese"

Instruction: "the baltimore accent is not exactly northern and not exactly southern - how fitting for a state that is just that" What is the definition of "baltimore accent"?


robo-babe

Context: dude, she is a robo-babe

a term used to describe an incredibly attractive female

Instruction: "dude, she is a robo-babe" What is the definition of "robo-babe"?


en fin

Context: the show/movie is over, en fin

"spanish translation for "the end" usually at the end of a movie

Instruction: "the show/movie is over, en fin" What is the definition of "en fin"?


ice cube

Context: don't fuck with ice cube

Instruction: "don't fuck with ice cube" What is the definition of "ice cube"?


ice cube

Instruction: "ice cube is the hardest mofo out there, dumbasses" What is the definition of "ice cube"?


ice cube

Instruction: "person 1: yo ice cube what's up ice cube: chillin in the hood" What is the definition of "ice cube"?


ice cube

Instruction: "yo man, ima bust some ice cube outta my alpine" What is the definition of "ice cube"?


ice cube

Context: a good example of ice cube

Instruction: "a good example of ice cube" What is the definition of "ice cube"?


ice cube

one of the realest, hardest best rappers of all time

Instruction: "ice cube was one of the realest niggaz ever to hit the scene" What is the definition of "ice cube"?


death eaters

Instruction: "death eaters are racist towards muggle-borns and halfbloods while the kkk are racist towards blacks" What is the definition of "death eaters"?


death eaters

members of the  republican party that blindly followed george w

Instruction: "donald rumsfeld was a memebr of the death eaters" What is the definition of "death eaters"?


death eaters

Context: death eaters

the death eaters was the name given to followers of lord voldemort

Instruction: "death eaters" What is the definition of "death eaters"?


peanoot

Instruction: "the little girl was very sad when her peanoot had died" What is the definition of "peanoot"?


peanoot

Context: that peanoot almost killed me

a very deadly fart that is loud, it also tastes like chicken

Instruction: "that peanoot almost killed me" What is the definition of "peanoot"?


boobarch

the curving arches on a pair of nice boobs

Instruction: "guy a : dude did you see the boobarch on that chick? guy b: yes man, that was like totally an equilateral pointed arch" What is the definition of "boobarch"?


duck eggs

Context: this irish pub is full of duck eggs

a term used to describe irish people, particularly the ones who immigrated to the us in there masses, during the late 1800's - early 1900's

Instruction: "this irish pub is full of duck eggs" What is the definition of "duck eggs"?


ben out

Context: yoooo, i'm so ben out right now

to be really high on weed  a term popularized by a prominent member of the skater/graffiti artist community in the neighborhood of ndg in montreal

Instruction: "yoooo, i'm so ben out right now" What is the definition of "ben out"?


baeden

Context: omg baeden is soo hott

baeden is a very tall, sexy, randy unintelligent man who doesn't pull very good chicks

Instruction: "omg baeden is soo hott" What is the definition of "baeden"?


dwpf

Instruction: "in a personal ad: dwpf seeks swm for dating" What is the definition of "dwpf"?


deloaded

Context: last night i got completely deloaded

Instruction: "last night i got completely deloaded" What is the definition of "deloaded"?


shriveldickery

"the art of belittling someone, in order to make yourself look more appealing

Instruction: "that asshole is a master of shriveldickery" What is the definition of "shriveldickery"?


shriveldickery

the act of bad mouthing, or shit talking someone in order to make ones self look better

Instruction: "that asshole is a master of shriveldickery" What is the definition of "shriveldickery"?


balories

calories obtained upon the consumption of alcohol, usually beer

Instruction: ""hey man, want a beer? "no thanks, i've taken in too many balories today" What is the definition of "balories"?


busting your ovaries

"analogous by gender context to the common phrase "busting your balls

Instruction: "hey quit hitting me woman, i was just busting your ovaries a little" What is the definition of "busting your ovaries"?


astro blasters

Instruction: "on the way back from an away football game, four of the guys played astro blasters in the back of the bus" What is the definition of "astro blasters"?


nolly

Context: you goin to class today? nolly

Instruction: "you goin to class today? nolly" What is the definition of "nolly"?


bumbodread

Context: t-pain is a rasclot bumbodread

"stemming from "bumboclot", a bumbodread is an individual who grows dreadlocks with no religious respect in mind

Instruction: "t-pain is a rasclot bumbodread" What is the definition of "bumbodread"?


bumbodread

Context: "lil wayne is a rassclot bumbodread

Instruction: ""lil wayne is a rassclot bumbodread" What is the definition of "bumbodread"?


41st base

(gay) when u get bored and get a boner lookin at simon cowell

Instruction: "jose: hey i got to 41st base last night  john: u did how was it  jose: i never knew american idol was so fun" What is the definition of "41st base"?


amhedrant

Context: i hate that song its so amhedrant

Instruction: "i hate that song its so amhedrant" What is the definition of "amhedrant"?


circumsized

circumsized is stupid mispelling of circumcised thus cutting out the latin word's meaning: cut around

Instruction: ""i was circumsized on the second day after my birth" What is the definition of "circumsized"?


circumsized

when you get the skin on your dick cut off (the excessive skin that's there, it's a lot cleaner and more sanitary)

Instruction: "i got circumsized when i was like 2 days old (i'm glad i did it then and not having to get it done this year)" What is the definition of "circumsized"?


circumsized

Context: circumsized dicks look like mushrooms

when the fore skin of a penis has been cut off

Instruction: "circumsized dicks look like mushrooms" What is the definition of "circumsized"?


circumsized

when god has promised you something bigger and then you get cut short

Instruction: "yea, im hung far down but your not cuz you got circumsized" What is the definition of "circumsized"?


chogging

the art of choking on cock whilst enjoying it so much they cant let it go

Instruction: "i got a damn good chogging from her one night after youth club - she loved it the dirty cow" What is the definition of "chogging"?


chogging

hogging far too much cock, unpleasant throat blockage

Instruction: "that fat cow gave me a proper chogging the little badger" What is the definition of "chogging"?


bum nest

"where homeless people sleep, drink tall boys, and proceed in crack induced homo-sexual activities (ass fucking, blow jobs, etc etc)

Instruction: ""drunken frat boy: "heh guys, i went to go piss over in the alley, but i had to step over a goddamn bum in his bum nest" What is the definition of "bum nest"?


bum nest

Context: damn son, you smells like a bum nest

particularly pungent, temporary quarters for the homeless lined with stray dog fur, feces, and syringes

Instruction: "damn son, you smells like a bum nest" What is the definition of "bum nest"?


bum nest

"where homeless people sleep, drink tall boys, and proceed in crack induced homo-sexual activities (ass fucking, blow jobs, etc etc)

Instruction: ""drunken frat boy: "heh guys, i went to go piss over in the alley, but i had to step over a goddamn bum in his bum nest" What is the definition of "bum nest"?


bum nest

Context: damn son, you smells like a bum nest

particularly pungent, temporary quarters for the homeless lined with stray dog fur, feces, and syringes

Instruction: "damn son, you smells like a bum nest" What is the definition of "bum nest"?


air me out

Context: hey, don't just air me out

to [leave someone hanging], especially in in conversation

Instruction: "hey, don't just air me out" What is the definition of "air me out"?


briggsen burner

Context: fuck, i've got myself a briggsen burner

the effects of intense burning chlamydia transmitted from briggsy's cock venom

Instruction: "fuck, i've got myself a briggsen burner" What is the definition of "briggsen burner"?


skinny dipping in a frozen lake

having unsafe sex with a frozen male cadaver

Instruction: "julian : i went skinny dipping in a frozen lake at the weekend" What is the definition of "skinny dipping in a frozen lake"?


duck season

Context: duck season

the season in which ducks are to be hunted

Instruction: "duck season" What is the definition of "duck season"?


cherry bomb

Instruction: "yo athena, bring your cherry bomb self over to my crib so i can tap that ass" What is the definition of "cherry bomb"?


cherry bomb

the most destructive move in four square

Instruction: "-yo dawwwwg, that nigga in square three just got his shit shot by that hyphy cherry bomb  -for real, bra" What is the definition of "cherry bomb"?


cherry bomb

Context: she is such a cherry bomb

Instruction: "she is such a cherry bomb" What is the definition of "cherry bomb"?


cherry bomb

a red explosive device the size of a large cherry used to  1

Instruction: "jimy blew his penis off when he discharged a cherry bomb" What is the definition of "cherry bomb"?


cherry bomb

Context: stephen has a cherry bomb on his jeep

a muffler that attaches to the downpipe or exhaust header

Instruction: "stephen has a cherry bomb on his jeep" What is the definition of "cherry bomb"?


blan cuca

a white vagina made up by the familia reynoso =] generally for really white girls

Instruction: ""hey bob did you see that blan cuca over there? "yeah i did" What is the definition of "blan cuca"?


academic frustration

the quality or state of being frustrated or thoroughly upset by one or multiple things either directly or indirectly related to school, classes, homework, or other academic aspects

Instruction: "jesse suffers from academic frustration due to the fact that his professors are mentally retarded" What is the definition of "academic frustration"?


bloody pacifier

Context: i gave my gf a bloody pacifier

a man has sex with a woman on her period and pulls out and she sucks him off

Instruction: "i gave my gf a bloody pacifier" What is the definition of "bloody pacifier"?


arms house

Context: you dont wanna get arms house

"used by "mans dem" in hackney and other ghettoised ares of north and east london

Instruction: "you dont wanna get arms house" What is the definition of "arms house"?


arms house

Instruction: "my brother opened his gift from my dad and said, 'do you have the receipt?' that was arms house" What is the definition of "arms house"?


arms house

Context: yo, what your doin is mad arms house

to do something which is considered to be really mean

Instruction: "yo, what your doin is mad arms house" What is the definition of "arms house"?


arms house

to do something that is considered really mean

Instruction: "yo, what you did to her was mad arms house" What is the definition of "arms house"?


beatneck

a slang term for a redneck or just plain idiot that has an ugly appearance and does idiotic things

Instruction: "look at that old [raggedy] beatneck [bitch] trying to get that girl" What is the definition of "beatneck"?


beatneck

Context: that guy is a real beatneck

the followers of the music and writings of tim moore

Instruction: "that guy is a real beatneck" What is the definition of "beatneck"?


aboma

Context: damn dat girl some aboma

Instruction: "damn dat girl some aboma" What is the definition of "aboma"?


deoxys

deoxys is a psychic-type legendary pok�mon

Instruction: "deoxys appears to draw inspiration from certain representations of aliens and visual representations of the dna double helix" What is the definition of "deoxys"?


crb

Instruction: "yo furdawg, your ole crb is looking mighty crusty" What is the definition of "crb"?


crb

Context: shes a hot crb

chinky ruski bella (chinese russian babe)

Instruction: "shes a hot crb" What is the definition of "crb"?


crb

Context: ken is a big crb

Instruction: "ken is a big crb" What is the definition of "crb"?


friendectomy

process of removing a friend, who has become too agonizing, from your friends list

Instruction: "my facebook needs a friendectomy because this douche bag keeps poking me" What is the definition of "friendectomy"?


friendectomy

Instruction: "i'm about to perform a facebook friendectomy because the things she keeps saying on my page are just plain stupid" What is the definition of "friendectomy"?


briana banks

Context: briana banks is so hot

the hottest pornstar in the biz, with amazing legs, perfect tits, nice ass and sexy face

Instruction: "briana banks is so hot" What is the definition of "briana banks"?


buckfat

Context: buckfat is an imense animal

buckfat is a very rare species of animal

Instruction: "buckfat is an imense animal" What is the definition of "buckfat"?


fannybag

Context: shut up, you fannybag

adjective: a word used to describe a person or other non-human entity which displays illogical, irrational or just plain stupid behavior

Instruction: "shut up, you fannybag" What is the definition of "fannybag"?


fratnasty

when you drink like you're in a fraternity yet you're not because you're either too old or no longer/not in college

Instruction: "dude, we got so fratnasty at last night's party" What is the definition of "fratnasty"?


angry eleven

Context: jennifer has a gnarly angry eleven

"the two vertical [wrinkles] between a person's eyebrows, which make the person look angry, but also create the appearance of the number eleven, hence "[angry 11]"

Instruction: "jennifer has a gnarly angry eleven" What is the definition of "angry eleven"?


bubblegum boy

Context: he's such a bubblegum boy

a guy who talks a lot of crap, and lies to girls

Instruction: "he's such a bubblegum boy" What is the definition of "bubblegum boy"?


12-6 cloud

a retarded code way to say [69]  12-6=6 cloud=9

Instruction: "i asked your mom if she would like a 12-6 cloud and she said sure" What is the definition of "12-6 cloud"?


12-6 cloud

an exhalation of methamphetamine vapors that drops downwards almost instantly after being released

Instruction: ""damn, did you see the "shawn cloud" picture? that was a huge 12-6 cloud that completely disembodied the one blowing it out" What is the definition of "12-6 cloud"?


bhyo

Context: that player is a bhyo

Instruction: "that player is a bhyo" What is the definition of "bhyo"?


car lot condom

stating that you know owner of a car lot to fend off car salesmen regardless if you know the individual or not

Instruction: "shaun used his car lot condom to keep the salesmen away" What is the definition of "car lot condom"?


badhavior

Context: she has a badhavior problem

Instruction: "she has a badhavior problem" What is the definition of "badhavior"?


a skorupski

"polish manager, loosely defined as a "sharp eared snob nose muckraker

Instruction: "i didn't mind my old boss, but my new one is really a skorupski" What is the definition of "a skorupski"?


blogspot

(noun) an specified area of blogging where people display thoughts, comments, ideas, and concerns for a multitude of topics

Instruction: "my blogspot is about cooking fish on blogger" What is the definition of "blogspot"?


boobatonic

Context: oh my gaaawd, i've gone boobatonic

a state of mind where a person is mentally paralyzed by the sight of a really nice rack

Instruction: "oh my gaaawd, i've gone boobatonic" What is the definition of "boobatonic"?


miracle-gazillor

the real name for the so called 'food-processor'

Instruction: "thanks for the miracle-gazillor mom and dad" What is the definition of "miracle-gazillor"?


california drone

the california drone is a picutre taken of a ufo

Instruction: "my cousin saw the the california drone about 4 years ago" What is the definition of "california drone"?


chest tube

a tube usually used in your chest but should be used to shove up a mutha fucka's ass!

Instruction: "i'm gonna take this chest tube and shove it up your ass and your gonna like it" What is the definition of "chest tube"?


adventure rock

rock and roll music that takes you on an adventure

Instruction: "i made an adventure rock compilation for our road trip" What is the definition of "adventure rock"?


handoffable

the ability to think about someone whilst having a wank

Instruction: "be-jayzus look at caroline, she is very handoffable" What is the definition of "handoffable"?


corpist

Instruction: "we really should have called it something other than corpist" What is the definition of "corpist"?


mcsorley

an all purpose word that can be used in place of any noun, verb or adjective

Instruction: ""wow, you really mcsorley'd that mcsorley today  "my mcsorley is bigger than your mcsorley"  "i'm gonna go take a massive mcsorley""" What is the definition of "mcsorley"?


mcsorley

to smack an opposing player or person in the head with a hockey stick, golf club, ball bat or any other object that can be used to inflict damage

Instruction: "that prick on the 8th hole was really pissing me off; i was contemplating giving him a mcsorley with my nine iron" What is the definition of "mcsorley"?


bhakthi

Context: check out that bhakthi

a really hot girl with big hips and long legs

Instruction: "check out that bhakthi" What is the definition of "bhakthi"?


bhakthi

Context: im going to to some bhakthi [yoga]

Instruction: "im going to to some bhakthi [yoga]" What is the definition of "bhakthi"?


dtfwt

Context: do you like the chicken? i'm dtfwt

Instruction: "do you like the chicken? i'm dtfwt" What is the definition of "dtfwt"?


big gay steve

a cruising homosexual who prays on vulnerable, drunk freshers at university

Instruction: "person a: 'have you heard what happened to joe last night?'  person b: 'enlighten me'  person a: 'he had an experience with big gay steve" What is the definition of "big gay steve"?


butt burp

Context: if i don't stand up i might butt burp

fart, flatulence, emission of gas from the hindquarters

Instruction: "if i don't stand up i might butt burp" What is the definition of "butt burp"?


tumble weed

Context: -awkward silence-   andre: tumble weed

derived from the awkward silence before a cowboy shooting showdown

Instruction: "-awkward silence-   andre: tumble weed" What is the definition of "tumble weed"?


crank shaft

Instruction: "person 1: hey, what are you up to? person 2: just jerkin my crank shaft" What is the definition of "crank shaft"?


ah ha

when some says or does something really stupid and/or idiotic

Instruction: ""after all the stupidity i witnessed from the group, it was a release to mock them out loud by shouting "ah ha, ah ha" What is the definition of "ah ha"?


bing it

Context: hey what is that lets go bing it

Instruction: "hey what is that lets go bing it" What is the definition of "bing it"?


bing it

Context: hey what is that lets go bing it

Instruction: "hey what is that lets go bing it" What is the definition of "bing it"?


5 second sam

a guy who cums 5 seconds into a [blowjob]

Instruction: "kristy: i was blowing mitch but it turned out he was a 5 second sam" What is the definition of "5 second sam"?


university of south florida

"the premiere institution of higher education in the state of florida, usf is home to the bulls

Instruction: "the university of south florida (usf) is what every potential student looks for in a school" What is the definition of "university of south florida"?


university of south florida

the university of south florida (usf) is quite unique

Instruction: "nothing compares, the university of south florida is founded upon the principles of educating geniuses and retards in one classroom" What is the definition of "university of south florida"?


analay

jenny, nicole and annas word for anal intercourse

Instruction: "in gym when they were wrestling it looked like the guys were havin a little bit of analay" What is the definition of "analay"?


ferristick

Context: ferristick knows that cea is a faggot

someone who knows how fucking gay cea is

Instruction: "ferristick knows that cea is a faggot" What is the definition of "ferristick"?


den dens

Context: damnnnn that den dens is the shit

the coolest person in the world, with the hottest comb-over and the sexiest laugh ever, and thats it

Instruction: "damnnnn that den dens is the shit" What is the definition of "den dens"?


consisizide

Context: i consisizide that sentence

Instruction: "i consisizide that sentence" What is the definition of "consisizide"?


dick bean

a potato with two antlers, or similar growths, on the either side of its head

Instruction: "god damn that is biggest crack-takin' shirt pullin' fire startin' dick bean in the west" What is the definition of "dick bean"?


dick bean

a potato with two antlers, or similar growths, on the either side of its head

Instruction: "god damn that is biggest crack-takin' shirt pullin' fire startin' dick bean in the west" What is the definition of "dick bean"?


asom

Context: man those bitches are asom

its an acronym for: annoying the shit out of me

Instruction: "man those bitches are asom" What is the definition of "asom"?


opportunivore

"someone following the "high-everything diet", i

Instruction: "an opportunivore will eat whatever is available" What is the definition of "opportunivore"?


butt hole skirt

a skirt so tight and so short when you bend over you can see her butt hole

Instruction: "for example a girl with a mini skirt bends over, it is instantly called a butt hole skirt" What is the definition of "butt hole skirt"?


carlstadt

Context: you live in carlstadt

Instruction: "you live in carlstadt" What is the definition of "carlstadt"?


carlstadt

located in bergen county, possibly the worst town ever

Instruction: ""hey mannn i'm bored let's go to a stupid town "we should check out carlstadt" What is the definition of "carlstadt"?


enrico pallazzo

an opera singer impersonated by leslie neilson's character lt frank drebin in 'the naked gun'

Instruction: "random guy: hey look, it's enrico pallazzo" What is the definition of "enrico pallazzo"?


animal rights nut

a person with their priorities so far out of whack, that it is both pitiful and annoying

Instruction: "guy 1: what should i get for my mother in law's birthday?  guy 2: what is she into?  guy 1: shes an animal rights nut" What is the definition of "animal rights nut"?


animal rights nut

a term used out of ignorance to refer to people that feel strongly about animal cruelty and want non-human animal to be treated with respect

Instruction: "guy 1: who's that?  guy 2: an animal rights nut" What is the definition of "animal rights nut"?


case of the mondays

a phrase used to describe someone that has a bad mood when he or she comes to work or school on mondays

Instruction: ""jerk #1 - when you come to work on a monday, has anyone ever told you, "looks like someone's got the case of the mondays" What is the definition of "case of the mondays"?


cape rape

when television's the cape uses his cape to fornicate with both willing and unwilling persons

Instruction: "if i was the cape, i'd forget about my mildly attractive wife and cape rape summer glau" What is the definition of "cape rape"?


fivenine

"an affectionate term in place of for the man you love when he's actually 5'8" or shorter but thinks he's taller

Instruction: "hey fivenine it's been over a day, i miss you" What is the definition of "fivenine"?


bripster

Instruction: ""a bripster might say, "dude, i like kenny v" What is the definition of "bripster"?


blowshkee wax

this is what is released from a blowshkee

Instruction: "i blew my blowshkee wax all over that bitch last night and she puked all over my blowshkee" What is the definition of "blowshkee wax"?


brazilian blowout

the actual non-sexual definition is a kerotin hair treatment that smooths your hair and makes it super soft and shiny

Instruction: "my hair was super frizzy, but then i had a brazilian blowout and now it's smooth" What is the definition of "brazilian blowout"?


brazilian blowout

shitting yourself while you are getting a brazilian wax

Instruction: "the pain from the waxing caused aunt thelma to have a brazilian blowout" What is the definition of "brazilian blowout"?


brazilian blowout

when two brazilian transvestites are having sex and one gives the other a pink sock

Instruction: "i was watching some brazilian tranny porn i found and i almost puked when i saw the brazilian blowout at the end" What is the definition of "brazilian blowout"?


brazilian blowout

the process of using small amounts of explosives to blast off your pubic hair

Instruction: ""matt: "where are you going this weekend, seth?" seth: "i'm gonna give my girl a brazilian blowout" What is the definition of "brazilian blowout"?


beanie bopper

Context: my beanie bopper just makes me so happy

Instruction: "my beanie bopper just makes me so happy" What is the definition of "beanie bopper"?


moptician

a hair dresser who specialises in revitalising mens hair after it has reached the stage know as a 'mop'

Instruction: "billy connelly should see a moptician as his hair could make the perfect mop" What is the definition of "moptician"?


failblob

Context: rob ford is the ultimate failblob

a shapeless blob of human flesh that is just utterly, totally filled with fail

Instruction: "rob ford is the ultimate failblob" What is the definition of "failblob"?


bug warts

Context: my sister amy has bug warts

Instruction: "my sister amy has bug warts" What is the definition of "bug warts"?


buttchops

Context: "thanks for ratting me out, buttchops

Instruction: ""thanks for ratting me out, buttchops" What is the definition of "buttchops"?


Context: dude - i ran the 1320 in 8 seconds

Instruction: "dude - i ran the 1320 in 8 seconds" What is the definition of "1320"?


in flames

Context: in flames kicks ur moms ass

Instruction: "in flames kicks ur moms ass" What is the definition of "in flames"?


in flames

Instruction: "in flames are fucking gods of music, and wipe their asses with crap like slipknot" What is the definition of "in flames"?


in flames

Context: in flames are the current gods of metal

Instruction: "in flames are the current gods of metal" What is the definition of "in flames"?


in flames

"a great metal band that has slowly gotten more of a "mainstream" especially in their new cd soundtrack to your escape

Instruction: "in flames is a very good metal band that has a good unique sound, especially in their older cd's" What is the definition of "in flames"?


in flames

Context: in flames are man made gods

greatest band ever from gothensburg sweden

Instruction: "in flames are man made gods" What is the definition of "in flames"?


in flames

Context: in flames are amazing

in flames is, 100%, the best band in the history of the world

Instruction: "in flames are amazing" What is the definition of "in flames"?


in flames

good band, not the best but saying a band is the best is obviously a opinion

Instruction: "in flames is another good band to listen to" What is the definition of "in flames"?


hmfds

Context: hmfds

"acronym - "holy mother fucking dog shit"

Instruction: "hmfds" What is the definition of "hmfds"?


a wet puzzle piece fits almost anywhere

this phrase means that you can make almost anything work if you look at all the options avilable to you, be they in-the-box or out-of-the-box ideas

Instruction: "interviewer: do you think you are qualified to do this job?  interviewee: yes, i think a wet puzzle piece fits almost anywhere" What is the definition of "a wet puzzle piece fits almost anywhere"?


fulk

Instruction: "wow, the fulk really is a great superhero" What is the definition of "fulk"?


fulk

Context: hey what the fulk is wrong with you?

Instruction: "hey what the fulk is wrong with you?" What is the definition of "fulk"?


fulk

"acronym used to describe an ugly person, stands for "fucked up looking kid

Instruction: "did you see that kid with the huge ears? he's a real fulk" What is the definition of "fulk"?


bro-fliction

"find the definition of "bro" and this person is the one always seen wearing some sort of mma t-shirts (afliction, archaic, tapout)

Instruction: "bro-fliction is looking large and in charge today, looks like he needs a protein shake" What is the definition of "bro-fliction"?


brawed

Instruction: "i am brawed at james for stealing my [swag]" What is the definition of "brawed"?


dick dumpling

feeding someone an eclair which was replaced with your own gooy filling

Instruction: "dude: i gave this one girl a dick dumpling" What is the definition of "dick dumpling"?


bury ma bone

to tap that ass, fuck her hard, aka make love to a fine woman

Instruction: "damn baby, that badunkadunk's makin me wanna bury ma bone" What is the definition of "bury ma bone"?


4 footer

it is a 4 foot bong (waterpipe for you headshop fiends) usually made out of acrylic or glass

Instruction: "me: yooo where the 4 footer at, not tryna rip that bitchass bowl" What is the definition of "4 footer"?


4 footer

Instruction: "dude, i been bouncing on my 4 footer lately" What is the definition of "4 footer"?


ben franklin shower

Instruction: "jim took a ben franklin shower to wash the skank off after slamin your mom all night" What is the definition of "ben franklin shower"?


bacon ballsack burger

a shitty burger you get from mcdonalds that nothing was made right but the bacon

Instruction: "man i asked for the big mac but you gave me a bacon ballsack burger what the hell" What is the definition of "bacon ballsack burger"?


flying pig

a hostel located in amsterdam, the netherlands

Instruction: "i smoked a spliff at the flying pig and passed out on the beanbag chair in the lobby" What is the definition of "flying pig"?


beloved community

Instruction: "faculty member: hey, let's make this school a beloved community" What is the definition of "beloved community"?


hobo points

a scoring system used to rank the stench of a repugnant smell, usually a fart

Instruction: "man, wes fuckin cracked one off in the car and it was like 50 hobo points" What is the definition of "hobo points"?


asmir

Context: look at that guy, what an asmir

Instruction: "look at that guy, what an asmir" What is the definition of "asmir"?


crud muffins

Instruction: "what the crud muffins are you doing obrrowing my underwear" What is the definition of "crud muffins"?


crud muffins

Context: crud muffins

an exclamation or ejaculation appropriate for almost any occassion

Instruction: "crud muffins" What is the definition of "crud muffins"?


bahtey

Context: hey bahtey

Instruction: "hey bahtey" What is the definition of "bahtey"?


baby crazy

a woman who wants a baby so bad that she subconsciously causes herself to get pregnant

Instruction: "that janet doesn't want her boyfriend to use condoms because she's baby crazy" What is the definition of "baby crazy"?


baby crazy

a woman who wants a baby so bad that she subconsciously causes herself to get pregnant

Instruction: "that janet doesn't want her boyfriend to use condoms because she's baby crazy" What is the definition of "baby crazy"?


birkenshake

verb: the action of shaking one's birkenstock sandal while paused mid-stride to dislodge any small pebbles, sand, mulch or other (usually organic) material

Instruction: "yo, wait a minute, i've got to do the birkenshake" What is the definition of "birkenshake"?


dirty botelho

the act of a guy putting cum and period blood in a bag then mixing it together then putting it in a cup then both of them drinking it

Instruction: "anthony and nicole was at a raging party last night and they did a dirty botelho it was so gross i almost puked" What is the definition of "dirty botelho"?


cock crust

when you cum in someones bread while its baking and someone eats it

Instruction: "mmmm, this is some good bread, whats in it? cock crust" What is the definition of "cock crust"?


bofz

Context: damn rd bofz needs to stop bofing

to put drugs up your ass to get pass airport security  in order to get weed on a plane you must bof it

Instruction: "damn rd bofz needs to stop bofing" What is the definition of "bofz"?


bieber bidet

(v) the surprise splash back of cold water on your sphincter after dropping a large shit, usually before the sphincter can completly close

Instruction: "no matter how i aim or pinch it off, i always get a bieber bidet during a big dump" What is the definition of "bieber bidet"?


gyal dem

Context: "eh yo look, gyal dem coming this way

gyal dem is a coolie made slang term for indicating 1 or more girls

Instruction: ""eh yo look, gyal dem coming this way" What is the definition of "gyal dem"?


a weeman

a complete dumbass who is unaware of their surroundings at all times

Instruction: "a man getting arrested for humping a pole in public thinking its a woman is a weeman" What is the definition of "a weeman"?


loop zoop

the act of using a pair of jordan's as a toilet plunger then using the remains as a dinner table

Instruction: "did you go to jimmy's loop zoop dinner party last night?" What is the definition of "loop zoop"?


cha mon

Context: cha mon my bad invisible friend

Instruction: "cha mon my bad invisible friend" What is the definition of "cha mon"?


cha mon

Instruction: "1)mega chamon, i have just won a million pounds 2) so we will go out to the pub tonight yeah? cha mon" What is the definition of "cha mon"?


cha mon

Context: cha mon my bad invisible friend

Instruction: "cha mon my bad invisible friend" What is the definition of "cha mon"?


cha mon

Instruction: "1)mega chamon, i have just won a million pounds 2) so we will go out to the pub tonight yeah? cha mon" What is the definition of "cha mon"?


fropped

Context: i fropped my nokia

Instruction: "i fropped my nokia" What is the definition of "fropped"?


fropped

Context: "by "bob" i'm so fropped now

the state of mind you ascend to when inhaling the smoke of burning frop

Instruction: ""by "bob" i'm so fropped now" What is the definition of "fropped"?


fropped

a strategially confusing way of explaining a dropping action, comonnly used when typing on msn

Instruction: "mum cracked the shits at me cos i fropped milo on the ground" What is the definition of "fropped"?


bus station church

Context: mccloud: bus station church

the church on the way to school that looks like a bus depot!!

Instruction: "mccloud: bus station church" What is the definition of "bus station church"?


bretlin

Context: she's a total bretlin

Instruction: "she's a total bretlin" What is the definition of "bretlin"?


michael moore

a very leftist hollywood documentary filmmaker who also writes some books

Instruction: "if i could ask michael moore one question it would be if he makes any tax deductions" What is the definition of "michael moore"?


michael moore

Instruction: "michael moore is the director of [farenheit 9/11]" What is the definition of "michael moore"?


michael moore

Context: michael moore

Instruction: "michael moore" What is the definition of "michael moore"?


michael moore

Instruction: "if michael moore were to shave we would find rosie o'donnel" What is the definition of "michael moore"?


burger muncher

Context: wow, she's a burger muncher

Instruction: "wow, she's a burger muncher" What is the definition of "burger muncher"?


easy e's

Instruction: "damnn sonn look at that easy e's she got like hiv and shit" What is the definition of "easy e's"?


extrodive

stop bieng so extrodive and answer the question

Instruction: "extrodive can be used to describe someone who is being rude or unplesent and not answering a question you have asked" What is the definition of "extrodive"?


pycho

Context: "1> u r pycho

"word used by utter retards that can't spell the word "psycho"

Instruction: ""1> u r pycho" What is the definition of "pycho"?


c-nag

Context: man, that chick is so c-nag

a totally amazing chick that is sexy, smart, fun, with a good sense of humor and a great smile

Instruction: "man, that chick is so c-nag" What is the definition of "c-nag"?


puos

Instruction: ""fred:hey jimmy, what's soup spelled backwards?" jimmy:well puos of course" What is the definition of "puos"?


courtesy cardboard

used during a [devil's threeway], to prevent the male's genitalia from touching during double penetration, [dp]

Instruction: "bro 1: man we should totally [dp] that [skank] bro 2: aww shit, i knew i should have brought some courtesy cardboard" What is the definition of "courtesy cardboard"?


s.e.c.

Context: we're in s.e.c. 4 life

software engineering crew  the most well-known and respected crew in existance

Instruction: "we're in s.e.c. 4 life" What is the definition of "s.e.c."?


best ramen noodle maker

it is a person who has defined the skill of cooking the ramen noodle

Instruction: "bryan is a guru of ramen noodles; he is the best ramen noodle maker" What is the definition of "best ramen noodle maker"?


choose your own adventargh

Context: choose your own adventargh

choose your own adventure: from the original name of series of gamebooks, choose your own adventure

Instruction: "choose your own adventargh" What is the definition of "choose your own adventargh"?