[bong hits] for [jesus]

Instruction: "'lets take [bong hits] for [jesus] until we reach higher enlightenment'" What is the definition of "[bong hits] for [jesus]"?


angry ketchup

angry ketchup is good to do on a man who has done something as revenge or just for shits and giggles

Instruction: "i made my boyfriend some angry ketchup last night" What is the definition of "angry ketchup"?


catalingus

Instruction: "matt stop being such a catalingus dingus" What is the definition of "catalingus"?


ndssg

"acronym for ned's declassified school survival guide

Instruction: "dude, did you see last night's ndssg where lisa zemo danced with cookie?" What is the definition of "ndssg"?


plentyoffish

Context: i met my boyfriend on plentyoffish

Instruction: "i met my boyfriend on plentyoffish" What is the definition of "plentyoffish"?


spade

a derogatory term for an african american, more commonly used in the post-civil war era than today

Instruction: "no you can't sit with me, you damn spade" What is the definition of "spade"?


spade

Context: 'oi you fuckin spade why grassin on me

a offensive nickname for a african american

Instruction: "'oi you fuckin spade why grassin on me" What is the definition of "spade"?


spade

Instruction: "the man used the spade to dig the grave that he would put his next victim in" What is the definition of "spade"?


spade

a mildly derogative word for a black male

Instruction: ""this spade just waltzes between us and starts beakin off about my jacket" What is the definition of "spade"?


spade

Context: your a spade your mums a spade

spade, is a name given to a black person much like nigger but not in a friendly fashion

Instruction: "your a spade your mums a spade" What is the definition of "spade"?


5gs is an urban dance done in yonkers ny mosly in roosevelt high school, done while clapping and stomping of fake omars kicks nike air force 1

Instruction: "krystian trys to impress jordans hood rat wife samantha by doing the hood 5gs" What is the definition of "5gs"?


buccaca

Instruction: "gretchen won the german shiza oscar with her buccaca video" What is the definition of "buccaca"?


bitch butter

Instruction: "when i did your mom she got her bitch butter all over my dick" What is the definition of "bitch butter"?


biebrauhl

Context: wow, biebrauhl is fucking amazing

Instruction: "wow, biebrauhl is fucking amazing" What is the definition of "biebrauhl"?


lobster claw

a sexual act similar to [the shocker], in which the thumb is inserted in the vaginal opening and the remaining 4 fingers are inserted in the anus

Instruction: "'she was so slutty, i pulled off the lobster claw" What is the definition of "lobster claw"?


lobster claw

the act of sticking the index and pointer fingers in a woman's vagina while placing the thumb in the anus and clamping together, as to resemble a lobster's claw

Instruction: ""why can't sally walk strait?  "i just gave her the lobster claw" What is the definition of "lobster claw"?


lobster claw

the act of grasping a girls ass and pussy at the same time

Instruction: "i met this girl at a club and when she turned to get a drink i gave her the lobster claw" What is the definition of "lobster claw"?


lobster claw

Context: alli is a lobster claw

a very skinny, bony person with red skin due to lack of pigment

Instruction: "alli is a lobster claw" What is the definition of "lobster claw"?


bunny goddess

a man or women who is very skinny ill with a strange stare who walks strange

Instruction: "check out the bunny goddess with the umbrella" What is the definition of "bunny goddess"?


baltic squid

a ventilation device designed by clint price , jim wymer , pat bell that gives maximum suck for minimun horespower

Instruction: "a air powered device with a multiple of hoses ,hence the baltic squid" What is the definition of "baltic squid"?


baltic squid

Instruction: "a baltic squid is used to provide a local exhaust ventilation for multible workers" What is the definition of "baltic squid"?


ciggy bones

Instruction: "yo, that new ulb track is fire, ciggy bones goes hard" What is the definition of "ciggy bones"?


crack spackle

flesh colored puddy used to conceal the top half of the ass crack, to create a false illusion of a neatly concealed crack

Instruction: "damnit joe, put some crack spackle on that ass before i puke" What is the definition of "crack spackle"?


crack spackle

flesh colored puddy used to conceal the top half of the ass crack, to create a false illusion of extra back skin

Instruction: "damnit joe, put some crack spackle on that ass before i puke" What is the definition of "crack spackle"?


crack spackle

when a man unleashes his powerful cumshots onto another living organisms ass, allowing the semen to slowly slide down the cheek of the ass

Instruction: "i could hear ashley's laughter while the crack spackle made its way down her ass cheek, tickling the hairs on her butt" What is the definition of "crack spackle"?


bouchgoofner

1)a bouchgoofner is someone who puts coffee in their frosted flakes

Instruction: "every morning bertha likes to be a bouchgoofner" What is the definition of "bouchgoofner"?


grill burgers

Instruction: "let's go grill burgers and then grill burgers" What is the definition of "grill burgers"?


fat football ass

Instruction: "kevin's got a fat football ass i'd love to fuck the shit outta" What is the definition of "fat football ass"?


boo trap

Instruction: "i need someone special, so i'm gonna set a boo trap to catch one" What is the definition of "boo trap"?


scotties

word derived from wrestler scotty 2 hottie

Instruction: ""those girls are total scotties "2 scotty, 2 hottie""" What is the definition of "scotties"?


ass chivalry

when a man holds a door open for a woman, only check out her ass

Instruction: "nice ass chivalry back there, but the 40 second wait for her to get from the parking lot to the door made it pretty obvious" What is the definition of "ass chivalry"?


bull brothers

Context: tyler and john are bull brothers

Instruction: "tyler and john are bull brothers" What is the definition of "bull brothers"?


dictionaraoke

audio clips from online dictionaries sing the hits of yesterday and today

Instruction: "bill made a dictionaraoke song by downloading word samples from m-w" What is the definition of "dictionaraoke"?


hamcrab

Context: it was the hamcrab of doom

a small leperous crab found mainly in auckland, new zealand

Instruction: "it was the hamcrab of doom" What is the definition of "hamcrab"?


kamryan

Context: "hello kamryan

a bitch who likes to be called hot mamma

Instruction: ""hello kamryan" What is the definition of "kamryan"?


chemical release

Instruction: "digger 1: we have just obtained chemical release" What is the definition of "chemical release"?


clemund

created from the show [family guy] has no meaning

Instruction: "tom: coming up next america's new hotest curse word, clemund" What is the definition of "clemund"?


clemund

"first appearing in the show "family guy," clemund is a word used to describe or offend someone you have ill feelings toward

Instruction: ""did you see that clemund joe yesterday? or "stop being such a clemund" What is the definition of "clemund"?


bbmak

Context: bbmak is hott

a previously extraordinary band consisting of three very hott englishmen: christian, ste, and marc

Instruction: "bbmak is hott" What is the definition of "bbmak"?


game of life

Instruction: "person: i just palyed the game of life and landed on pay day, gimme my money bitch" What is the definition of "game of life"?


lickety split

lickety split, meaning fast or quickly, apparently arose in the 1830s and 1840s

Instruction: "grandma just slipped on a bananna peel so i have to get her to the hospital lickety split" What is the definition of "lickety split"?


lickety split

Instruction: "lickety split is also the title of a lesbian porn movie" What is the definition of "lickety split"?


lickety split

the reason why lesbians travel faster than gays

Instruction: "the 2 lesbians drove to san francisco lickety split while the 2 gay guys were busy packing their shit" What is the definition of "lickety split"?


lickety split

refers to the tearing of index cards by bending them in half and then licking them to get them to split apart

Instruction: "my mouth is so dry from performing lickety split" What is the definition of "lickety split"?


lickety split

Context: lickety split sucks hardcore

stupid my little pony who makes an ass out of herself in the my little pony movie

Instruction: "lickety split sucks hardcore" What is the definition of "lickety split"?


anal squeak

"a whistle or "squeak" emitted during anal penetration

Instruction: "i was so embarassed last night when i let out an anal squeak" What is the definition of "anal squeak"?


dutch oven

the act of trapping a person under bed covers after releasing vile ass fumes

Instruction: "dave vomited on the sheets when his wife gave him a white castle dutch oven" What is the definition of "dutch oven"?


dutch oven

to fart under covers and then pull the covers over your or someone elses head

Instruction: "chris fainted when i gave him a dutch oven" What is the definition of "dutch oven"?


dutch oven

while in bed and under the covers with your significant other (or anyone else for that matter i guess

Instruction: ""techniques of the dutch oven may vary depending on the region your from" What is the definition of "dutch oven"?


dutch oven

the act of trapping a person under bed covers after releasing vile ass fumes

Instruction: "dave vomited on the sheets when his wife gave him a white castle dutch oven" What is the definition of "dutch oven"?


dutch oven

to fart under covers and then pull the covers over your or someone elses head

Instruction: "chris fainted when i gave him a dutch oven" What is the definition of "dutch oven"?


dutch oven

while in bed and under the covers with your significant other (or anyone else for that matter i guess

Instruction: ""techniques of the dutch oven may vary depending on the region your from" What is the definition of "dutch oven"?


caterday

Context: it's caterday

Instruction: "it's caterday" What is the definition of "caterday"?


buttl

Context: you are a silly buttl

another way of saying butthole, it just sounds better saying buttl

Instruction: "you are a silly buttl" What is the definition of "buttl"?


pon yonder

Context: the door opens to pon yonder

Instruction: "the door opens to pon yonder" What is the definition of "pon yonder"?


pakhandi

Context: most politicians in india are pakhandi

being two-faced, showing yourself as a different person than you really are

Instruction: "most politicians in india are pakhandi" What is the definition of "pakhandi"?


ambisextorous

(adj) the ability to masturbait with right or left hand

Instruction: "bob broke his arm but it's ok he is ambisextorous" What is the definition of "ambisextorous"?


baustin steamer

a [boston steamer] where the main perpetrator is someone with the first name [austin]

Instruction: "jeez, austin committed a massive warm baustin steamer on his chest" What is the definition of "baustin steamer"?


chunk spelunker

a man with a propensity for engaging in anal sex with women of grand proportions

Instruction: "eddie got so trashed on friday that he went all chunk spelunker on that 900lb slab of white beef" What is the definition of "chunk spelunker"?


chunk spelunker

one who engages in [anal] play in the hope of getting an unexpected dividend on their probe caused by improper preparation and/or hygiene

Instruction: "max likes to dig deep in his partner's ass in the hope of coming out with a plum; he is a true chunk spelunker" What is the definition of "chunk spelunker"?


fanberg

someone who is a big fan of [andy samberg]

Instruction: "yeah, the movie looks shitty but i'll see it because i'm a pretty big fanberg" What is the definition of "fanberg"?


fh

Context: that boy is so cute, he's def's my fh

Instruction: "that boy is so cute, he's def's my fh" What is the definition of "fh"?


fh

Context: up for a game of fh mate?

acronym for forgotten hope, a popular realism modification for the computer game battlefield 1942

Instruction: "up for a game of fh mate?" What is the definition of "fh"?


fh

Instruction: "darren brought us in mcdonalds for breakfast, thats fh" What is the definition of "fh"?


fh

facial herpes: a common anglo skin condition known to excite franco women, likely because it can serve as an indication of sexual promiscuity

Instruction: "i may have no money and a shitty sense of humor but genvieve is gonna mush-panty when she sees my sick fh" What is the definition of "fh"?


fh

fh= fag hag, the female counterpart in which surrounds and or follows gay males

Instruction: "jack is so gay he has a fh that never leaves his side" What is the definition of "fh"?


fh

Context: the sexspecialist gave me a fh

a friendship handshake -  the woman in your life (your best friend and soul mate) gives you a hand job

Instruction: "the sexspecialist gave me a fh" What is the definition of "fh"?


fh

Instruction: "i have a fh my [friend] who i [met] [three] months ago  will return [and] give me a [friendship] [handshake] see [fh]" What is the definition of "fh"?


bad homo

Context: that straight guy is a bad homo

Instruction: "that straight guy is a bad homo" What is the definition of "bad homo"?


kristalle

Context: that girl is such a kristalle

Instruction: "that girl is such a kristalle" What is the definition of "kristalle"?


a-bahh

Instruction: "man: what's the carbon sign for the atom nh3o4, with the molecular cavities included in the equation? stupid man: a-bahh" What is the definition of "a-bahh"?


alex rodriguez

Context: alex rodriguez is a ho

Instruction: "alex rodriguez is a ho" What is the definition of "alex rodriguez"?


alex rodriguez

a baseball player who's currently playing for the new york yankees

Instruction: "alex rodriguez is one cocky son of a bitch, i just wish he stayed with the mariners" What is the definition of "alex rodriguez"?


alex rodriguez

Context: yankees fan: alex rodriguez sucks

a baseball player for the new york yankees who is known for his breakdown in pressure situations

Instruction: "yankees fan: alex rodriguez sucks" What is the definition of "alex rodriguez"?


alex rodriguez

one who says he is mexican but in actuality is a mix of a whole bunch of shit

Instruction: "alex rodriguez is not mexican he is a tomato" What is the definition of "alex rodriguez"?


chowny

to get paid for a change of account for which you are not entitled

Instruction: "customer changes account but is not a new customer hence chowny" What is the definition of "chowny"?


beefus

Instruction: "woah man that new ford mustang gt is beefus" What is the definition of "beefus"?


beefus

used to describe an abnormally fat, ugly munter( see munt)

Instruction: "sam:wow fil n kye look at dat beefus in da woolworths queue" What is the definition of "beefus"?


fune

Context: he has a large fune

Instruction: "he has a large fune" What is the definition of "fune"?


fune

Context: the ride was fune as hell

(pronounced f-you-n) another word for fun

Instruction: "the ride was fune as hell" What is the definition of "fune"?


fune

Context: how are you feelin? fune

the opposite of fine derived from funeral

Instruction: "how are you feelin? fune" What is the definition of "fune"?


comvo

a [conversation] that takes place through the use of [myspace comments]

Instruction: "i was having this comvo with this girl last night, and she wants to meet up with me" What is the definition of "comvo"?


jello mama

Context: jello mama is my inspiration

Instruction: "jello mama is my inspiration" What is the definition of "jello mama"?


burnett's

a shitty ass vodka that smells like rubbing alcohol

Instruction: "when my friends started drinking, i smelled the burnett's and i thought that i was smelling rubbing alcohol" What is the definition of "burnett's"?


dartmouth high

a bunch of pussies that think they are better than everyone else, even though they are raging cocksuckers and cant beat bishop stang in hockey

Instruction: "wow that kid must go to dartmouth high cause hes a raging cocksucker" What is the definition of "dartmouth high"?


beach fund

Context: i work at the beach fund

a place people go to sell their souls in return for being yelled at by cranky senior citizens and jealous spouses

Instruction: "i work at the beach fund" What is the definition of "beach fund"?


good gracious me

Context: good gracious me it's hot in here

a southern phrase often heard in georgia and throughout the southeast

Instruction: "good gracious me it's hot in here" What is the definition of "good gracious me"?


circling the drain

Instruction: "grandpa was circling the drain for years, and finally bought the farm, leaving a large estate" What is the definition of "circling the drain"?


circling the drain

Context: i love circling the drain

Instruction: "i love circling the drain" What is the definition of "circling the drain"?


noraa

when a man has anal sex with a teenage girl dressed as a panda and make annoying panda noises

Instruction: "guy 1: ewww it sounds like they are pulling a noraa true: noraa is aaron spelled backwards" What is the definition of "noraa"?


blurple berry

Context: blurple berry candy

the mix between blue and purple and the berry came in during code name kids next door with the candy flavored blurple berry

Instruction: "blurple berry candy" What is the definition of "blurple berry"?


cockortunity

judging a career opportunity on the premise of there being hot chicks that work there or immediately in the vicinity of the place

Instruction: "the job in the valley is a little closer to my house, but the job in the city seems to be a better cockortunity for me" What is the definition of "cockortunity"?


big eyes

Context: check out that woman she has big eyes

Instruction: "check out that woman she has big eyes" What is the definition of "big eyes"?


big eyes

Context: that child has big eyes

used to describe a mentally handicapped person

Instruction: "that child has big eyes" What is the definition of "big eyes"?


big eyes

Context: check out that woman she has big eyes

Instruction: "check out that woman she has big eyes" What is the definition of "big eyes"?


big eyes

Context: that child has big eyes

used to describe a mentally handicapped person

Instruction: "that child has big eyes" What is the definition of "big eyes"?


connor oberst

a common mispelling of bright eyes' conor oberst's first name

Instruction: "fake fan : 'i personally think cassadaga is the best thing connor oberst has done" What is the definition of "connor oberst"?


discrepant

amazingly pretentious word meaning 'differing' or 'inconsistent'

Instruction: "jane and barbara hold discrepant opinions as to who ate the last donut" What is the definition of "discrepant"?


big penis

Context: joe has a big penis

Instruction: "joe has a big penis" What is the definition of "big penis"?


chicago steemer

when a man has steaming diarrhea on a girls chest and then procedes to tittyfuck her

Instruction: "that horny bitch let me give her a chicago steemer" What is the definition of "chicago steemer"?


boy wonder

a shit chiptune artist that enjoys cawk  aka daylight daterape

Instruction: "guy 1: omg did you see boy wonder at juicestock?  guy 2: no, i didnt turn up" What is the definition of "boy wonder"?


bottom threeder

a person on the tv show american idol who is frequently in the bottom three, but somehow stays on the show

Instruction: "jacob lusk is the biggest bottom threeder and i don't know who keeps voting for him" What is the definition of "bottom threeder"?


jobmine

a job bank used by [university of waterloo] students to find co-op positions

Instruction: ""co-op student: "i used jobmine for the first time yesterday" What is the definition of "jobmine"?


cripplt

noun: someone who has no physical, or psychological handicap

Instruction: "i waited for 10 minutes for this cripplt guy at the self check-out line" What is the definition of "cripplt"?


joie walters

a little hood rat wannabe that will narc on u!

Instruction: "that joie walters is such a little bitch ass snitch" What is the definition of "joie walters"?


bolloks

Context: that is coplete bolloks

Instruction: "that is coplete bolloks" What is the definition of "bolloks"?


bolloks

Context: my life is complete bolloks

the same as [bollacks] - crap, dammit, etc

Instruction: "my life is complete bolloks" What is the definition of "bolloks"?


blushihit

Instruction: "blushihit with the lag yuo gusy are casuing" What is the definition of "blushihit"?


blair johnson

a blah guy who sometimes fills in for supermodel hottie ashley russell on yahoo sports minute and rivals minute

Instruction: ""the young man opened up rivals minute one morning, prepared to enjoy the stunning beauty of ashley russell, only to find that blair johnson was filling in for her" What is the definition of "blair johnson"?


fauxhemian

"kids who think they are totally groovy, jus because they have some "funky skirt" from urban outfitters

Instruction: "fauxhemian chick#1: omg, look at my rockin skirt, its like, pre ripped and everthing fauxhemian chick#2: omg that is so hard core" What is the definition of "fauxhemian"?


fauxhemian

"kids who think they are totally groovy, jus because they have some "funky skirt" from urban outfitters

Instruction: "fauxhemian chick#1: omg, look at my rockin skirt, its like, pre ripped and everthing fauxhemian chick#2: omg that is so hard core" What is the definition of "fauxhemian"?


kringleberry

Instruction: "a person sgets snow stuck in there ass ahh i got a case of the kringleberry" What is the definition of "kringleberry"?


worse for wear

Instruction: "i would not buy that car, because it looks a bit worse for wear" What is the definition of "worse for wear"?


cop's grab

Instruction: "with all the left overs after christmas day every meal was a cop's grab" What is the definition of "cop's grab"?


box terror

Instruction: "he went on a date with woman he met on tinder but it didn't go so swimmingly because he suffers from box terror" What is the definition of "box terror"?


dick puffer

Instruction: "ms puffs on dick is a professional dick puffer" What is the definition of "dick puffer"?


bichup

Context: pass the bichup

Instruction: "pass the bichup" What is the definition of "bichup"?


Context: liek 0m6 that n00b g0t tmp'd

Instruction: "liek 0m6 that n00b g0t tmp'd" What is the definition of "0m6"?


3 whip

Instruction: ""cory "nasty" nastzio hits a huge 3 whip over the transfer to seal the crown in the [kod]" What is the definition of "3 whip"?


counter-witticism

a witty comeback to a dark humored joke directed at someone

Instruction: "tom:   dude, a drunk could drive better than you dick:  oh yeah, tom? in that case you should drive harry: tom, you got pwned by counter-witticism" What is the definition of "counter-witticism"?


buildability

building term  - the measurement of how buildable something is - measured in buildables( ۩ )

Instruction: "*upon discovering the buildability of pyramids* hey did you know that the pyramids came in the scale at 150 buildables" What is the definition of "buildability"?


a butterface

Context: that girl is such a butterface

"a female that is hot from the neck down, but ugly from the neck up

Instruction: "that girl is such a butterface" What is the definition of "a butterface"?


dramify

Instruction: "don't give it to him it will only dramify things" What is the definition of "dramify"?


citoris

Instruction: "we got so many oranges this christmas, i had to hit the citoris to get rid of some of 'em" What is the definition of "citoris"?


aiiieeyeek

Context: aiiieeyeek

Instruction: "aiiieeyeek" What is the definition of "aiiieeyeek"?


acronymbarrassed

the feeling one has when one does not understand an acronym used in a text or email, such as imho, or btw, or lol

Instruction: "i wanted to ask you what wtf meant but i was too acronymbarrassed" What is the definition of "acronymbarrassed"?


crotch art

the rorschach like shit stains left in ones underwear/panties after an (i

Instruction: "please soak undergarments with spray and wash(tm) prior to washing for all crotch art that is not gallery quality" What is the definition of "crotch art"?


croque ass

Instruction: ""quit putting on some much make-up, croque ass" What is the definition of "croque ass"?


stage 3

stage 3 represents the third and final stage of bowel movements caused by ibs or irritable bowel syndrome, which is commonly caused by stress

Instruction: "stage 3 makes me feel like i'm pooping razor blades" What is the definition of "stage 3"?


stage 3

a stage 3 is when you don't know what the hell you are doing with a girl and just randomly make up stages to get some action

Instruction: "lauren: hey, so are you ready to take this to the next stage? chad: yeah, i'm so ready for a stage 3" What is the definition of "stage 3"?


bop a u-e

Context: son bop a u-e at the light

Instruction: "son bop a u-e at the light" What is the definition of "bop a u-e"?


cock garage

primarily used to describe a female's mouth, because that's what it's used best for

Instruction: "i stuck my dick in michelle's cock garage just to shut her up for a few minutes" What is the definition of "cock garage"?


cock garage

Context: shut you ten cock garage

anything a cock could possibly be inserted in

Instruction: "shut you ten cock garage" What is the definition of "cock garage"?


bubble slut

Context: yo dawg looka a damn bubble slut

Instruction: "yo dawg looka a damn bubble slut" What is the definition of "bubble slut"?


booboo bear

Context: maddie calls marlon her booboo bear

Instruction: "maddie calls marlon her booboo bear" What is the definition of "booboo bear"?


fuckpuddle

Instruction: "that bitch has already been with three different guys this weekend - what a fuckpuddle" What is the definition of "fuckpuddle"?


fuckpuddle

Instruction: ""kristie and "the guy" left quite a fuckpuddle and even the cat wasn't absorbent enough to soak that up" What is the definition of "fuckpuddle"?


f.f.w.c.p.i.r.l.

Instruction: "fat fuck - shall we play football tomorrow? avarage dude - no, you f.f.w.c.p.i.r.l. fat fuck - ok, i see" What is the definition of "f.f.w.c.p.i.r.l."?


bless big man

Context: tommy: bless big man  guy: blessss

a word said between fellow homies who have alot of respect for eachother

Instruction: "tommy: bless big man  guy: blessss" What is the definition of "bless big man"?


ass beetle

Instruction: "excuse me, miss, your ass beetle is hanging out" What is the definition of "ass beetle"?


bucken un-naan

Instruction: "dont mess wit da bucken un-naan mate and jus gim me fifty cents bro" What is the definition of "bucken un-naan"?


climb it

Context: chris: she would climb it

Instruction: "chris: she would climb it" What is the definition of "climb it"?


autofloweringseeds

Instruction: "lowryder2 and easyryder are forms of autofloweringseeds  exampls found at www" What is the definition of "autofloweringseeds"?


cowanoscopy

Instruction: "i didn't think she would but last night she gave up that ass for cowanoscopy" What is the definition of "cowanoscopy"?


flimdoggal

Instruction: "hey honey, have you seen that flimdoggal i brought home from work?" What is the definition of "flimdoggal"?


hthu

Context: stop talking and let's hthu

Instruction: "stop talking and let's hthu" What is the definition of "hthu"?


chuck-norrisified

Context: you've just been chuck-norrisified

to be roundhouse kicked by chuck norris because you are an idiot

Instruction: "you've just been chuck-norrisified" What is the definition of "chuck-norrisified"?


vacation fog

the fog that envelopes a worker's brain for several days on returning to work after a long vacation

Instruction: "my vacation fog finally lifted the third day back on the job" What is the definition of "vacation fog"?


d-whistle

nickname for nba player dwyane wade (aka d-wade) because of the ridiculous amount of phantom foul calls he gets from the referees

Instruction: "oh look, d-whistle led the nba in free throw attempts yet again" What is the definition of "d-whistle"?


boobesque

Context: the capitol building is boobesque

Instruction: "the capitol building is boobesque" What is the definition of "boobesque"?


chiedza

Context: "oh my god, i am in love with chiedza

the name given to a woman of strong character, incredible beauty, amazing passion and love for life

Instruction: ""oh my god, i am in love with chiedza" What is the definition of "chiedza"?


chiedza

a girl, who is a wonderful dancer, and bites people

Instruction: "bob: wow, did you see that chiedza? andy: seriously? there's a chiedza here? damn" What is the definition of "chiedza"?


chiedza

a chiedza is a type of person who is of average height, quite annoying and likes to have people touch her forehead

Instruction: "oi look at that chiedza in the corner   that girl failed her gcses" What is the definition of "chiedza"?


bi-curious blues

when feelings of bi-sexual curiosity have got you down

Instruction: "why is ashley so sad?  she's got the bi-curious blues  has she even been with a girl yet?  no, but she really wants to" What is the definition of "bi-curious blues"?


american bulldog

Context: my american bulldog is big

a strong robust dog much taller then the english or french bulldog

Instruction: "my american bulldog is big" What is the definition of "american bulldog"?


american bulldog

Instruction: "the essential characteristics of the american bulldog are those which enable it to work as a hog and cattle catching dog, and a protector of personal property" What is the definition of "american bulldog"?


five-five-fiving

"verb -- [freaking out] or [tripping] on drugs, usually psychadelic [mushrooms] or hallucenogens

Instruction: ""yeah, man, i was totally five-five-fiving it last night with frank's bunch" What is the definition of "five-five-fiving"?


belmont transfer

Instruction: ""hey, you comin' to see the belmont transfer tonight perform at the playground?  "sorry bro, i'll be movin' from brown to red with lacy all night long" What is the definition of "belmont transfer"?


belmont transfer

slang term referring to the switch from vaginal to anal sex, assuming the female participant is 'on the rag

Instruction: "i earned my red wings with her, then she insisted we go anal, so i made the belmont transfer" What is the definition of "belmont transfer"?


belmont transfer

when you're fucking a guy so hard his brown line turns in to a red line

Instruction: "i gave christopher a belmont transfer last night" What is the definition of "belmont transfer"?


chodebeat

Instruction: "did you check out those rejected edits on chodebeat the other day? the lick the cat crew were spot on" What is the definition of "chodebeat"?


babwa

a meddlesome, tattling old woman who speaks in a fake whispery baby voice and is cheap and penny pinching

Instruction: "did you see the babwa starting more trouble? clearly she should have more work to do" What is the definition of "babwa"?


funnyjunk

"a website that used to be hilarious, but is now overun by "newfags" who post pictures of naked bitches and cats

Instruction: "man #1: i remember when funnyjunk was yellow" What is the definition of "funnyjunk"?


funnyjunk

an awesome website where users post entertaining content

Instruction: "i needed something to do for an hour, so i went to funnyjunk" What is the definition of "funnyjunk"?


funnyjunk

a website that, contrary to the name, is all junk

Instruction: "typical fj user: hey dude xdxd did u see the front page of funnyjunk today? typical person: you mean that website that blows and is never funny? no" What is the definition of "funnyjunk"?


funnyjunk

a stupid website that used to be funny but now is ran by a guy name the designer who made the site give your computer a virus

Instruction: "man #1 : hey have u seen funnyjunk lately  man#2 : no i stopped going on there since the designer came because he gave my comp a virus" What is the definition of "funnyjunk"?


bela lugosi

bela lugosi was the god of horror films between the years of 1900 and 1956

Instruction: "no one actor ever exuded a greater aura of mystery than bela lugosi" What is the definition of "bela lugosi"?


buffalo bookmark

Instruction: "jay was mad at dave so he took his anatomy book into the bathroom at left a buffalo bookmark on the day's assignment" What is the definition of "buffalo bookmark"?


buffalo bookmark

marking the page of a book or other publication with feces

Instruction: "angry at his friend, he took his science book and put a buffalo bookmark on tommorrows assignment" What is the definition of "buffalo bookmark"?


coolvy

Context: did you see that bentley? it was coolvy

Instruction: "did you see that bentley? it was coolvy" What is the definition of "coolvy"?


belt buckling

"when you are making out with your boyfriend/girlfriend at the drive-in movie and it leads to "something" more

Instruction: ""person from the backseat "are you belt buckling up there?" (at the sound of a belt buckle being undone)"" What is the definition of "belt buckling"?


Context: yooooo i'm from da 703

the area code for the real [northern virginia]

Instruction: "yooooo i'm from da 703" What is the definition of "703"?


703 is an area code that covers the northern virginian areas of arlington, alexandria city, fairfax county, prince william county, manassas city, parts of loudoun, stafford, and faquier

Instruction: "whenever i go to northern virginia, i use my 703 numbered phone to contact my friends in arlington and alexandria" What is the definition of "703"?


703 is where all the fake gangstas live all these bitches from centreville and reston and like chantily all these middle class kids who think they are hard but arent

Instruction: ""tha 703 is [wack] "word all those niggas are fake" "word up son""" What is the definition of "703"?


seewah

Context: that little seewah is a mess

Instruction: "that little seewah is a mess" What is the definition of "seewah"?


chae-lyn

Context: chae-lyn is the best name in the world

the most awesome and unique name ever because i have only met one person with this name

Instruction: "chae-lyn is the best name in the world" What is the definition of "chae-lyn"?


my bad

my bad is another way of saying i'm sorry

Instruction: "my bad dude, it's cold and rainy out here" What is the definition of "my bad"?


my bad

Context: hip person: oops, my bad

a hipster way of admitting a mistake that sounds like a two year old who pooped his pants

Instruction: "hip person: oops, my bad" What is the definition of "my bad"?


my bad

incredibly annoying phrase which people use when they do something stupid or wrong

Instruction: "kim: you just pulled my ex boyfriend lucie: my bad" What is the definition of "my bad"?


my bad

Context: ops, i dropped your books, my bad

something very annoying commonly said after one makes a mistake

Instruction: "ops, i dropped your books, my bad" What is the definition of "my bad"?


my bad

Context: teacher: joe, stop texting joe: my bad

a way of appologizing when you don't reallly care about the situation

Instruction: "teacher: joe, stop texting joe: my bad" What is the definition of "my bad"?


gooniform

Context: niggah check my gooniform

Instruction: "niggah check my gooniform" What is the definition of "gooniform"?


choogle sauce

the gooey, white, mysterious, mayo-like substance found on a [mcchoogle]

Instruction: "the choogle sauce on this mcchoogle was extra thick today" What is the definition of "choogle sauce"?


a razzy

the act of overly slowing down a musical piece trying to create emotion but to fail in irony

Instruction: "while listening to the pianst play i noticed he did a razzy and  the piece became uninteresting" What is the definition of "a razzy"?


bro showers

a hoard of bros, who not only stroll down the halls together screaming obnoxious obscenities, but also monopolize the showers with their communal chants and brotherly affection

Instruction: "i couldn't take a dump when the bro showers were happening because their incessant shouting made my shit scared" What is the definition of "bro showers"?


picpods

Context: picpods

a website based upon uploading pictures, youtube videos, or literature

Instruction: "picpods" What is the definition of "picpods"?


arkilanian

Context: that guy is just such an arkilanian

Instruction: "that guy is just such an arkilanian" What is the definition of "arkilanian"?


fahad

to accomplish great things in the field of mathematics

Instruction: ""hey man, i just did a fahad on that math test  "not so good, my fahad senses were failing me""" What is the definition of "fahad"?


fahad

a super cute, foreign guy, generally loved by everyone! usually one of the most popular guys at school, and loved by girls

Instruction: "dude, does he think he's fahad or something?" What is the definition of "fahad"?


fahad

Context: a rabbit was killed by a fahad

a jaguar, derived from the arabic language

Instruction: "a rabbit was killed by a fahad" What is the definition of "fahad"?


fahad

Context: hey look at him he thinks hes a fahad

a very good looking boy, who is loved by many, he can make anyone fall for him with little effort

Instruction: "hey look at him he thinks hes a fahad" What is the definition of "fahad"?


back and front

Context: that bloke was a right back and front

Instruction: "that bloke was a right back and front" What is the definition of "back and front"?


dirty jose

the dirty jose is a traditional love making skill from a small town outside of guadalupe, mexico

Instruction: "i find that wearing a low-ride thong makes it much easier for my bf to dirty jose me after he humps my anus" What is the definition of "dirty jose"?


jerd

Instruction: "james:hey dude can i borrow like 50 dollars?  ted:no, i am saving up for the new halo  james:c'mon man, stop being such a jerd" What is the definition of "jerd"?


jerd

Instruction: "i am a member of several game forums, but i also am on all my school's sports teams, which makes me a jerd" What is the definition of "jerd"?


jerd

Context: what a jerd

basically a jerk but weirder and jerkier

Instruction: "what a jerd" What is the definition of "jerd"?


snoz

Context: your a snoz loving cunt

a big eared, big nosed, big mouthed, big warted, ram rooting, full of shit speaking, kiwi cunt

Instruction: "your a snoz loving cunt" What is the definition of "snoz"?


snoz

the byproduct created when cum and snot are mixed

Instruction: "kat was about to swallow dick's cum when all of the sudden she sneezed and snoz came flying out her nose" What is the definition of "snoz"?


double lapper

a single continuous piece of shit so long that it circles the toilet twice

Instruction: "#1: holy shit what the fuck stinks? #2: i pulled a double lapper #1: [fucking a]" What is the definition of "double lapper"?


genn

Context: ewww look its genn

a vegetable squid who wears granny panties and has ugly eyebrows

Instruction: "ewww look its genn" What is the definition of "genn"?


aswaq

Context: err you look like an aswaq

a fat person who has a miserable life therefore try to take another person's happiness because they are jealous that they are living a better life than them

Instruction: "err you look like an aswaq" What is the definition of "aswaq"?


gomi

Context: tracia is my gomi

Instruction: "tracia is my gomi" What is the definition of "gomi"?


gomi

Context: there's a gomi on your head

a light blue fox known to have been sighted around the middle ground region, which can apply to all of the above definitions except #1

Instruction: "there's a gomi on your head" What is the definition of "gomi"?


freak out

Context: it's not the cops dude, don't freak out

how you react when something really bad (see [we need to talk]) or good happens

Instruction: "it's not the cops dude, don't freak out" What is the definition of "freak out"?


freak out

to achieve a state in which emotions like stress and worry are amplified

Instruction: "if i don't get this thing done i'm going to freak out" What is the definition of "freak out"?


freak out

Context: freak out

Instruction: "freak out" What is the definition of "freak out"?


awesomeawesity

Instruction: "rhiannon, you need to tone down the awesomeawesity" What is the definition of "awesomeawesity"?


christman

Context: your boyfriend is a christman

Instruction: "your boyfriend is a christman" What is the definition of "christman"?


christman

Instruction: "that christman over there thinks he can walk on water, but ive seen him fall into the pool a hundred times by now" What is the definition of "christman"?


baccamorte

Context: "ma you're such a baccamorte

Instruction: ""ma you're such a baccamorte" What is the definition of "baccamorte"?


decocoon

to come out of one's shell like a butterfly, in reference to painting, as an artist matures as a painter

Instruction: "amber needs to decocoon herself if she wants people to see her true potential" What is the definition of "decocoon"?


monther

Context: me and bianca have our monther tomorrow

Instruction: "me and bianca have our monther tomorrow" What is the definition of "monther"?


monther

Context: i need a monther in my life

a good looking smooth talker who is a very passionate individual

Instruction: "i need a monther in my life" What is the definition of "monther"?


detroit piston

"a detriot piston is when a male takes both of his hands, balls them into a fist and fists both the asshole and cunt of a female simultaneously

Instruction: "that detroit piston last night was the bomb" What is the definition of "detroit piston"?


lido

the best drink ever if you feel like being [dero]

Instruction: "i like lido, i like lido and ceda and la ice" What is the definition of "lido"?


big tiny

Context: big tiny be my homeboy

Instruction: "big tiny be my homeboy" What is the definition of "big tiny"?


hungarian waffle crown

when you give a blowjob with syrup and butter in your mouth

Instruction: "dude, i got a hungarian waffle crown last night" What is the definition of "hungarian waffle crown"?


droppling

the state of the weather when it is not yet drizzling or raining, but there are only a few drops of precipitation

Instruction: "jane decided that if the droppling turned into a drizzle, she would have to take her umbrella" What is the definition of "droppling"?


nigga-bitch

Instruction: "i got this nigga-bitch i kno i been wantin' to fuck" What is the definition of "nigga-bitch"?


nigpaw

when the driver of an automobile has their seat touching the back seat and has both of their hands on the steering wheel driving like a grandpa

Instruction: ""oh yeah, well yo mama drives like a fuggin nigpaw  " holy fuggin nigpaw, was somebody driving that car? """ What is the definition of "nigpaw"?


bumley

another work for a gay (homosexual),varies from bum boy and batty boy

Instruction: "see that guy over there?,he likes men,he's a bumley" What is the definition of "bumley"?


fortier

a foreign name denoting an extremely gay american male

Instruction: "ellen: that man carrying the purple purse is sure a fortier" What is the definition of "fortier"?


frolar eclipse

an event in which an [afro] is blocking a view or vantage

Instruction: ""hey man, can you see what the board says? "naw, man, marcus is giving me a frolar eclipse" What is the definition of "frolar eclipse"?


dick hole

the hole in a man's underwear normally used as an escape hatch or breathing portal for his little buddy, mr

Instruction: "rosie o'donnel has a dick hole in her panties" What is the definition of "dick hole"?


dick hole

Instruction: "i can't believe you quoted that rate, you really are a dick hole" What is the definition of "dick hole"?


balls to 4

contrary to the previous definition, this is and has been widely used throughout the united states military to describe the 0000-0400 watch and is

Instruction: "i had the balls to 4 watch last night, i'm really tired" What is the definition of "balls to 4"?


belly wheat

Instruction: "dude, that girl's belly wheat really freaked me out, but kerouac seemed to like it, so it's all cool" What is the definition of "belly wheat"?


bffwnoeit

Context: um, you are my bffwnoeit

best friend forever when no one else is there what you call someone who isn't really a friend just so they feel like they are important in your life

Instruction: "um, you are my bffwnoeit" What is the definition of "bffwnoeit"?


bear sized praying mantis versus bear

the awesomest fight in the freakin' world, man

Instruction: "did you see that bear sized praying mantis versus bear fight? that was the shit, yo" What is the definition of "bear sized praying mantis versus bear"?


devirtualization

the act or process of meeting someone, with whom one has previously only had contact on the internet, in real life for the first time

Instruction: "tina2hot4u, a buxom 30-something woman with long blonde hair, detests the idea of devirtualization because in the real world she's a balding 50-something man with a small penis" What is the definition of "devirtualization"?


hawaiian tugboat

Context: damn bro, you got a hawaiian tugboat

getting your cock jerked off by a girl with lotion while she's sucking your balls

Instruction: "damn bro, you got a hawaiian tugboat" What is the definition of "hawaiian tugboat"?


butterbox

Instruction: "serge was a filthy butterbox that worked in tulip factory" What is the definition of "butterbox"?


dude piston

the cock, penis, pork steeple, quiver bone

Instruction: "power drill the yippee bog with the dude piston  bloodhound gang's foxtrot uniform charlie kilo" What is the definition of "dude piston"?


dude piston

Instruction: "power drill the yippee bog with the dude piston" What is the definition of "dude piston"?


cherry creampie

the mixture of blood and semen that occurs when ejaculating inside a virgin vagina

Instruction: ""dude, you finally had sex with kelly, how was it? "i got two words for you, cherry creampie" What is the definition of "cherry creampie"?


chesterbate

when a male masturbates, ejaculating onto his chest or abdomen, and rubs his semen into his skin

Instruction: "last night, chad masturbated and didn't have anything to wipe up with, so he decided to just chesterbate" What is the definition of "chesterbate"?


addatwattome

the surgical procedure performed on a male's genitals to change his sex to female

Instruction: "i've decided to proceed with changing my gender to female and will discuss the addatwattome procedure with the surgeon" What is the definition of "addatwattome"?


brivert

Context: he is such a brivert

Instruction: "he is such a brivert" What is the definition of "brivert"?


eight fingers

Instruction: "give me eight fingers of your finest rum" What is the definition of "eight fingers"?


avezzie

Context: "don't mess with that avezzie

an italian who tries to be irish or is 1/2 irish themselves, enjoys both beer & wine

Instruction: ""don't mess with that avezzie" What is the definition of "avezzie"?


handrew

the smell your fingers gets when you sit on your hand for too long

Instruction: "the minute josh gets handrew he starts to touch other people's faces" What is the definition of "handrew"?


handrew

the smell your fingers gets when you sit on your hand for too long

Instruction: "the minute josh gets handrew he starts to touch other people's faces" What is the definition of "handrew"?


handrew

"the female version of "palmela handerson

Instruction: ""looks like it's just me and you, handrew" What is the definition of "handrew"?


handrew

a very proper hand-job, almost as if it were from royalty

Instruction: "dude, i know that the girl i'm taking out tonight is going to give me a handrew" What is the definition of "handrew"?


bayva

Context: man i hit that bayva hard last night

vagina belonging to a girl under 18 found in a collegiate setting

Instruction: "man i hit that bayva hard last night" What is the definition of "bayva"?


bongeys

another name for droopy tits, commonly found on an old woman

Instruction: "dude did you see those bongeys hanging out of that old womens bikini?" What is the definition of "bongeys"?


boogre

any person big or small that is going about like an ass (ogre) without the slightest notion of a large booger in his/her nose

Instruction: "my boss gave me s*** about not coming to work in an 'acceptable' fashion, hypocritical boogre" What is the definition of "boogre"?


beef and cheese

Context: hey, beef and cheese

Instruction: "hey, beef and cheese" What is the definition of "beef and cheese"?


5 a side

a thin wispy moustache usually worn by a spotty pubescent youth,so called because theres 5 hairs on either side of his lip

Instruction: "check out the 5 a side muzzy on that lad" What is the definition of "5 a side"?


bitch whip

this is a slang term for your [schlong] as in when you use your [piece] to hit your girl with

Instruction: "if you dont behave im gonna have to bitch whip you fool" What is the definition of "bitch whip"?


bitch whip

some awesome kid who gets mad girls in basking ridge new jersey

Instruction: "damn yo, bitch whip is with another fly asian hunny? wtf is up with that?" What is the definition of "bitch whip"?


bitch whip

Instruction: "damn yo im a bitch whip and i have no chance" What is the definition of "bitch whip"?


crackotomy

the long lasting effects of illicit substances on the brain, such as a lobotomy would be in medical terms

Instruction: "she's so stupid from all the crack she's smoked, she's had a full frontal crackotomy" What is the definition of "crackotomy"?


bigidy-bitch

Instruction: "carlos: stupid don: idiot carlos: dumbfart don: moron carlos: bigidy-bitch don: :o" What is the definition of "bigidy-bitch"?


cari ann

Context: cari ann is straight up [gorgeous]

an amazing girl who can be both outgoing and shy

Instruction: "cari ann is straight up [gorgeous]" What is the definition of "cari ann"?


beer fart

Instruction: "i had a few beers and blasted a big ol' beer fart" What is the definition of "beer fart"?


coprophilia

Instruction: ""my cousin randy puts the "pro" in coprophilia" What is the definition of "coprophilia"?


bovine university

"where cows go after "graduating" from the high-density feed lots

Instruction: "when i grow up i'm going to bovine university" What is the definition of "bovine university"?


all cock

used to describe a man who oozes self confidence, rarely ever shows weakness and gets all the ladies

Instruction: "person 1: did you see arnold schwarzenegger in pumping iron?  person 2: yeah, he was all cock" What is the definition of "all cock"?


d o double g

Instruction: "snoop d o double g is in the muthafuckin hizzouse" What is the definition of "d o double g"?


cser

"a person who plays counter strike fanatically and often compares other games to it

Instruction: "jack's a pretty good cser  why don't you go back to your rank-whoring you stupid cser" What is the definition of "cser"?


cser

Instruction: "me and another cser explored rome together" What is the definition of "cser"?


cser

Context: i hate bo, he is such a cser

Instruction: "i hate bo, he is such a cser" What is the definition of "cser"?


noways

Instruction: "i don't feel noways tired, i came too far from where i started from" What is the definition of "noways"?


agill

Context: yo, i'm agill

a creep that stares and thinks he can rap

Instruction: "yo, i'm agill" What is the definition of "agill"?


a pip

someone who gets pleasure out of sucking three dicks at the same exact moment in time

Instruction: "willy is such a pip with brown, john and francois" What is the definition of "a pip"?


buffalatuna

Context: don't fuck with a buffalatuna

Instruction: "don't fuck with a buffalatuna" What is the definition of "buffalatuna"?


exotic girls

Context: exotic girls look unique

exotic girls mean a look that one has never seen

Instruction: "exotic girls look unique" What is the definition of "exotic girls"?


eve horner

Instruction: ""did you see that smoking hot babe? "yeah, she's a regular eve horner" What is the definition of "eve horner"?


bullet sponge

Instruction: "1)my brother recently joined the marines, he'll make a great bullet sponge" What is the definition of "bullet sponge"?


bullet sponge

a person in halo or another shooter game who absorbs every bullet shot at them

Instruction: "dude i cant even believe youre dead, total bullet sponge" What is the definition of "bullet sponge"?


fwak

Instruction: ""thomas called the bird by saying, "fwak fwak fwak""" What is the definition of "fwak"?


fwak

a cool freak, freak with a positive connotation

Instruction: "the united fwaks of america, a miami-based fwak organization" What is the definition of "fwak"?


chill as a fridge.

Instruction: "hey man you know that eric guy? yeah man of coarse hes chill as a fridge." What is the definition of "chill as a fridge."?


chill head

Instruction: ""do you wanna go hang out with so-and-so  "sure, he's a chill head" What is the definition of "chill head"?


boyfriend weight

gaining weight while with your significant other due to non stop eating binges for anniversaries, birthday celebrations, or complete boredom

Instruction: "christine: have you seen tina lately? i heard she has a man now megan: seen her? its hard to miss, homegirl has definitely put on some boyfriend weight" What is the definition of "boyfriend weight"?


blue cheer

Instruction: "i just took a tab of blue cheer i was tripping so hard on blue cheer the other day" What is the definition of "blue cheer"?


crack lighter

Instruction: "person 1:you got a light man for my cig? person 2:ya i got a crack lighter" What is the definition of "crack lighter"?


caponist

one who worships al capone as their lord and savior

Instruction: "jim just converted his beliefs he is now a caponist  also see [al capone]" What is the definition of "caponist"?


gold farmer tan

(noun) the lack of pigment in one's skin due to infrequent exposure to sunlight as a result of playing [video games]

Instruction: "the forecast for the next week is all above 90�f, looks like my brother will be working on his gold farmer tan" What is the definition of "gold farmer tan"?


chula vista

a small city (of appx 217,000) located in south san diego county

Instruction: "charlie stopped in chula vista after he partied in tijuana" What is the definition of "chula vista"?


chula vista

Context: chula vista is a nice place to live

Instruction: "chula vista is a nice place to live" What is the definition of "chula vista"?


chula vista

Context: you should come and live in chula vista

okay first things first, chula vista is not the most ghetto area in san diego

Instruction: "you should come and live in chula vista" What is the definition of "chula vista"?


chula vista

"chula vista is a fucking bomb-ass city south of san diego

Instruction: "mexican: ey foo, u wanna drive down to chula vista to kick it, maybe get at some bitches?  whitey: are you crazy?" What is the definition of "chula vista"?


chula vista

chula vista is a large city surrounded completely by a san diego, an even larger city

Instruction: "look at all of these tweakers in chula vista" What is the definition of "chula vista"?


chula vista

Instruction: "i was driving down the road and noticed all the billboards were in spanish and thought i was in tj until i realized i was just in chula vista" What is the definition of "chula vista"?


chula vista

Instruction: "chula vista is not part of the city of san diego & we should all be so thankful" What is the definition of "chula vista"?


chula vista

Context: chula vista is growing

chula vista is the 2nd most ghetto place in sd the 1st is national city the 3rd is i

Instruction: "chula vista is growing" What is the definition of "chula vista"?


captain midnight

nocturnal emissions (unprovoked ejaculation while sleepin)

Instruction: "he hadn't had action in so long, captain midnight started to visit" What is the definition of "captain midnight"?


captain midnight

Instruction: "he had gone so long without getting any, captain midnight had to pay him a visit" What is the definition of "captain midnight"?


captain midnight

Context: watch out its captain midnight

Instruction: "watch out its captain midnight" What is the definition of "captain midnight"?


athlete's cock

fungus on a penis that is the result of jerking off into a dirty sock

Instruction: "i had madden rub tinactin on my athlete's cock" What is the definition of "athlete's cock"?


bare buck

Context: some guys pay extra for bare buck

when a guy doesn't wear a condom during sex

Instruction: "some guys pay extra for bare buck" What is the definition of "bare buck"?


armatron

Instruction: "wow, did you get that armatron doohickey from the shack?  it was ______ (insert 70s slang here)" What is the definition of "armatron"?


cut and flush

well cut is a slang term for burying it deep

Instruction: "yo beavers, whatever happened to that beautiful southern gal azalia?  well, i ended up having to cut, (pause) cut and flush" What is the definition of "cut and flush"?


foomclad

Context: i foomclad when i read that post

Instruction: "i foomclad when i read that post" What is the definition of "foomclad"?


swunt

Context: swunt

Instruction: "swunt" What is the definition of "swunt"?


swunt

Instruction: "danielle was sitting down on a hot summers eve and when she arose she found that she had a swunt" What is the definition of "swunt"?


swunt

Context: don't touch her, she got the swunt

another variation of swit, but meaning a sweaty cunt

Instruction: "don't touch her, she got the swunt" What is the definition of "swunt"?


swunt

Context: dame do you have a tissue i have swunt

Instruction: "dame do you have a tissue i have swunt" What is the definition of "swunt"?


swunt

Instruction: "it is best to wear underwear if you have a swunt" What is the definition of "swunt"?


swunt

Context: can i get some fukken swunt over here?

"acronym for "sweet/unsweet iced tea", a mixture of sweet and unsweet tea

Instruction: "can i get some fukken swunt over here?" What is the definition of "swunt"?


bombtastical

Context: the play was just bombtastical

Instruction: "the play was just bombtastical" What is the definition of "bombtastical"?


Context: ya im in 41q

gayer then aids, but still better then 41m and 41r combined

Instruction: "ya im in 41q" What is the definition of "41q"?


cha cha cha's

Instruction: ""i was late to work today because i had the cha cha cha's all night long" What is the definition of "cha cha cha's"?


cha cha cha's

Instruction: ""i was late to work today because i had the cha cha cha's all night long" What is the definition of "cha cha cha's"?


accu-stoned

the spacy, blissful, stoned feeling one gets after a session of acupuncture

Instruction: "i was so accu-stoned after my appt at the eastern medicine clinic i could barely function at work" What is the definition of "accu-stoned"?


beef head

an individual with a head too large for their body

Instruction: "did you see tom the other night? he let himself go, and now he's not just a fatty, but a total beef head" What is the definition of "beef head"?


beef head

Instruction: "if there head looks to big for thier body they are a beef head" What is the definition of "beef head"?


beef head

Context: danny morton has a big beef head lmao

a person with a beef head or a large head that is bigger than average size

Instruction: "danny morton has a big beef head lmao" What is the definition of "beef head"?


blakerize

to turn off all or a portion of the lights in the room to improve the contrast on screen

Instruction: "i can't read what that says, will someone please blakerize the room?" What is the definition of "blakerize"?


gypsy jokers

an american outlaw motorcycle club started in 1956

Instruction: "the gypsy jokers are a group of men belonging to an outlaw motorcycle club covering oregon and washinton" What is the definition of "gypsy jokers"?


gypsy jokers

Instruction: "back in the late 70s/early 80s, the gypsy jokers took up temporary residence in licoln city oregon" What is the definition of "gypsy jokers"?


gypsy jokers

"an outlaw motorcycle club with roots in the u

Instruction: "the gypsy jokers make an annual run to hollister" What is the definition of "gypsy jokers"?


black pussy

Instruction: ""i tasted black pussy as a dare and got addicted" What is the definition of "black pussy"?


black pussy

the act of getting resin on your lips/teeth after smoking marijuana

Instruction: "damn, you got some nasty black pussy on your lips after smoking that [grav]" What is the definition of "black pussy"?


a dj that plays exclusively from their laptop, ipod, or other electronic device

Instruction: "why is that mp3j calling himself a dj, doesn't he know that dj stands for disc jockey? ya gotta play the wax" What is the definition of "mp3j"?


a music jockey who specializes in the presentation, mashing up, or other performance of electronically recorded files

Instruction: "that mp3j really killed with that remix of the stones and beyonce" What is the definition of "mp3j"?


some cat who's either clearly not into [hip-hop], buying records or is just a lazy [bolix]

Instruction: "man, that mp3j was playing some pretty [snip] [beatz] last night and she was also a total [lasher], recalled phadraig" What is the definition of "mp3j"?


eyelick

Context: i want to eyelick you

Instruction: "i want to eyelick you" What is the definition of "eyelick"?


consultanium

"consultanium - is a substance typically excreted by all sorts of consultants

Instruction: "that it consultant dishes out all sorts of consultanium in the meetings, but he never even logged into the system" What is the definition of "consultanium"?


bad guy

Instruction: "you need to point your f**king fingers and say; that's the bad guy" What is the definition of "bad guy"?


bad guy

an enemy that is in a move, video game, tv show, etc only one time

Instruction: "kefka from final fantasy is a bad guy for only being in one game, while dr" What is the definition of "bad guy"?


bad guy

this word is used when someone scolds you for something that you know is not a big deal but they insist on enforcing the rules

Instruction: "i dont mean to be the bad guy here but you are not supposed to yell in the library -librarian" What is the definition of "bad guy"?


bad guy

Instruction: ""dan springer is a bad guy "make way for the bad guy""" What is the definition of "bad guy"?


bad guy

Instruction: "you need to point your f**king fingers and say; that's the bad guy" What is the definition of "bad guy"?


bad guy

an enemy that is in a move, video game, tv show, etc only one time

Instruction: "kefka from final fantasy is a bad guy for only being in one game, while dr" What is the definition of "bad guy"?


bad guy

this word is used when someone scolds you for something that you know is not a big deal but they insist on enforcing the rules

Instruction: "i dont mean to be the bad guy here but you are not supposed to yell in the library -librarian" What is the definition of "bad guy"?


bad guy

Instruction: ""dan springer is a bad guy "make way for the bad guy""" What is the definition of "bad guy"?


aarika

Context: aarika

"people with this name tend to be very active

Instruction: "aarika" What is the definition of "aarika"?


cragie

Context: jordan is a cragie sheep fucker

Instruction: "jordan is a cragie sheep fucker" What is the definition of "cragie"?


candlesticking

the act of cumming in a girl's mouth while she's still sucking on it, and it looks like a melting candlestick

Instruction: "man i can't believe that [bitch] actually candlesticking yo lucky [ass] tonight" What is the definition of "candlesticking"?


candlesticking

Context: that guys candlesticking good

a sub-form of the 2-step dance, only you jump in the air while performing such moves, usually while smashing your head around

Instruction: "that guys candlesticking good" What is the definition of "candlesticking"?


capafuckinrama

Context: capafuckinrama

1) the supreme fuckin lichee of cappin some motherfuckin cap in the fuckin' rama [see chodarama] 2)the splashback you receive when you shoot your muma between the eyes [see chodarama]

Instruction: "capafuckinrama" What is the definition of "capafuckinrama"?


abdurrab

an common arab name, which means the slave/ servant of thee

Instruction: "person a: who is that? person b: that's abdurrab person a: is he arab? person b: yeah person a: that explains it" What is the definition of "abdurrab"?


abecedarian

someone who attempts to learn something in alphabetical order or in a specific order

Instruction: "ted is being an abecedarian by trying to learn all the words in the dictionary from a-z" What is the definition of "abecedarian"?


girls brooklyn fade

same as a mans but it's a bit longer at the bottom, the siedburns are pointed and the back has a defined shadow of her natual hairline

Instruction: "her girls brooklyn fade haircut embraces femine style" What is the definition of "girls brooklyn fade"?


braggineus drunkus

Context: nate is a braggineus drunkus

Instruction: "nate is a braggineus drunkus" What is the definition of "braggineus drunkus"?


ball of confusion

Context: we live on a ball of confusion

the planet earth and all of its problems

Instruction: "we live on a ball of confusion" What is the definition of "ball of confusion"?


doolin

Instruction: "there's a definite doolin across the table" What is the definition of "doolin"?


gastrafetes

Context: oh, u know what gastrafetes is? yeah

gastrafetes is a crossbow used by greek people in ancient times

Instruction: "oh, u know what gastrafetes is? yeah" What is the definition of "gastrafetes"?


critty bo

Context: first i seen ghost ride was critty bo

"the first individual to partake in a [ghost ride], as indicated in the song "ghost ride it" by [mistah fab]

Instruction: "first i seen ghost ride was critty bo" What is the definition of "critty bo"?


critty bo

inspired by the first person to ghostride a moving vehicle, critty bo is a mixed drink first created at bates college

Instruction: "throw it up for critty bo, baby, and drink the critty bo jawn" What is the definition of "critty bo"?


ajewajoo

a variable for the most offensive slang term in any and all languages

Instruction: "person 1: robert, if i ever call you anything bad, it would most likely be an ajewajoo" What is the definition of "ajewajoo"?


malfunki

Context: shurrup you malfunki

Instruction: "shurrup you malfunki" What is the definition of "malfunki"?


boy selfie

that awesome selfie boys take with a close up on their beautiful eyes and they are usually seen with really nice hair or wearing a beanie

Instruction: "holy shit this guy took an amazing boy selfie look at it" What is the definition of "boy selfie"?


big d

Instruction: ""i'm goin' through the big d and i don't mean dallas" What is the definition of "big d"?


big d

Context: 1) i'm rolling into big d tonight

"1) name for dallas, detroit, or denver 2) diarrea 3) divorce 4) self proclaimed "crazy redneck" from north carolina who entertains many people with his stories, songs, and motivational speeches

Instruction: "1) i'm rolling into big d tonight" What is the definition of "big d"?


big d

Instruction: ""zach: "aye big d you coming light up a [blunt] with us tonight?"  andre: "na man i'm gonna get a [blowjob] from amanda tonight" What is the definition of "big d"?


big d

a really huge dickhead who is incredibly full of himself and does not see that he is a complete ass hole

Instruction: "my girlfriend is such a big d to my friends" What is the definition of "big d"?


big d

Context: big d is a shady hustler

a shady person who likes to pull lame pranks

Instruction: "big d is a shady hustler" What is the definition of "big d"?


big d

Instruction: ""i'm goin' through the big d and i don't mean dallas" What is the definition of "big d"?


big d

Context: 1) i'm rolling into big d tonight

"1) name for dallas, detroit, or denver 2) diarrea 3) divorce 4) self proclaimed "crazy redneck" from north carolina who entertains many people with his stories, songs, and motivational speeches

Instruction: "1) i'm rolling into big d tonight" What is the definition of "big d"?


big d

Instruction: ""zach: "aye big d you coming light up a [blunt] with us tonight?"  andre: "na man i'm gonna get a [blowjob] from amanda tonight" What is the definition of "big d"?


big d

a really huge dickhead who is incredibly full of himself and does not see that he is a complete ass hole

Instruction: "my girlfriend is such a big d to my friends" What is the definition of "big d"?


big d

Context: big d is a shady hustler

a shady person who likes to pull lame pranks

Instruction: "big d is a shady hustler" What is the definition of "big d"?


bortits

Context: that man has major bortits

Instruction: "that man has major bortits" What is the definition of "bortits"?


ai love yeu

Context: "mom, ai love yeu

"used when you want to show the best love for someone

Instruction: ""mom, ai love yeu" What is the definition of "ai love yeu"?


joe joe

Context: there is only one joe joe

is a guy that goes to school with some great people, really really great people

Instruction: "there is only one joe joe" What is the definition of "joe joe"?


farkface

a snobbish person that's a thorn in your flesh and looks constipated at least 90% of the time

Instruction: "that farkface just can't shut her trap, now the boss thinks i was the one who started it" What is the definition of "farkface"?


chilly girls

girls out clubbing, seen in the streets on cold nights wearing tight mini dresses and bare legs without jackets, shivering waiting in line to get somewhere

Instruction: "damn, check out the wasted pack of chilly girls headin this way" What is the definition of "chilly girls"?


dixturb

"when a man pokes his bed partner with his hard-on as a message that he wants to have sex, or "play"

Instruction: "don't dixturb me, can't you see i'm trying to sleep" What is the definition of "dixturb"?


better dressed for life used to describe popular bedford, indiana based power trio

Instruction: "dude did you catch that better dressed show last night? hell yeah dude, bd4l" What is the definition of "bd4l"?


baby dick for life!! used when you know someone has a small wiener yell it in front of them to make them feel embarresed

Instruction: "you see your baby dick friend you yell bd4l" What is the definition of "bd4l"?


brigadier bukkake

one who is an authority/expert of the [bukkake] party

Instruction: "i'd have to say that admiral anus has accomplished a new rank, brigadier bukkake" What is the definition of "brigadier bukkake"?


befoozled

Instruction: "dude, that blind date last night totally befoozled me" What is the definition of "befoozled"?


jesus orb

Context: what is this?  it's a jesus orb

orange, gelatinous spheres of religious goodness

Instruction: "what is this?  it's a jesus orb" What is the definition of "jesus orb"?


maglup

Context: you're such a maglup

Instruction: "you're such a maglup" What is the definition of "maglup"?


bumbo clatt

Context: zan quit being a bumbo clatt

Instruction: "zan quit being a bumbo clatt" What is the definition of "bumbo clatt"?


amadamaphus

"simply put, amadamaphus is what you say when something is beyond [amazing], beyond [wonderful], it's the next level of greatness

Instruction: ""that concert last night was amadamaphus" What is the definition of "amadamaphus"?


hosenschlange

Instruction: "bitte lutschen sie an meine hosenschlange" What is the definition of "hosenschlange"?


greasy bacon wiener

a freckled-faced friend of yours that's always so [horny], but has no one to [fuck]

Instruction: "wow, i've heard he's a real greasy bacon wiener" What is the definition of "greasy bacon wiener"?


taking the mickey

Context: stop taking the mickey

"a less rude way of saying "taking the piss"

Instruction: "stop taking the mickey" What is the definition of "taking the mickey"?


car bound

to go to a free party and in a car then spend the majority of the time in it, generally sniffing ketamine

Instruction: ""did will morter even get to da party last night?  "yeah mate but he spent the whole time car bound sniffing cks"  "safe" What is the definition of "car bound"?


mexallent

Context: the tacos at el tequila are mexallent

a word used to describe delicious mexican food

Instruction: "the tacos at el tequila are mexallent" What is the definition of "mexallent"?


fuck bag

apparatus applied over the head of an extremely ugly woman to ease emotional scaring after you bone her

Instruction: "dude, i had to break out a fuck bag cuz, da biznach was uglier than a bathtub full of assholes" What is the definition of "fuck bag"?


fuck bag

a particularly loose and promiscuous woman

Instruction: "she screwed all five of the at once? what a fuck bag" What is the definition of "fuck bag"?


donut drop-in

when a friend drops off donuts, mid-day, and promptly peaces out

Instruction: "dan mall totes pulled a donut drop-in on happy cog today" What is the definition of "donut drop-in"?


animebyrd

Context: animebyrd is online

Instruction: "animebyrd is online" What is the definition of "animebyrd"?


bratshaug

Context: oh that gay is just so bratshaug

Instruction: "oh that gay is just so bratshaug" What is the definition of "bratshaug"?


girfy

Instruction: "damn, trust me girl, you want to experience a girfy man" What is the definition of "girfy"?


girfy

Context: my girfy be [trippin] right now

Instruction: "my girfy be [trippin] right now" What is the definition of "girfy"?


dirty evan

Context: who is that? hope he's dirty evan

"someone who loves to take control when having sex

Instruction: "who is that? hope he's dirty evan" What is the definition of "dirty evan"?


kineegie

Instruction: "anger- you are such a kineegie hole u no that" What is the definition of "kineegie"?


kineegie

Context: "noun - anger "your a kineegie

the mans pride and joy, number one tool on honeymoon

Instruction: ""noun - anger "your a kineegie" What is the definition of "kineegie"?


fnr

Context: bro i just go two dollars  why?  fnr

Instruction: "bro i just go two dollars  why?  fnr" What is the definition of "fnr"?


fnr

Context: tho: wow tony just downed 3 shots fnr

"an abbreviation for " for no reason" instead of saying the whole thing you can just use those 3 words

Instruction: "tho: wow tony just downed 3 shots fnr" What is the definition of "fnr"?


code breaker

Instruction: "that fucker just flew threw the air, shot me in the head and then disappeared, he must be a code breaker" What is the definition of "code breaker"?


code breaker

Instruction: "that fucker just flew threw the air, shot me in the head and then disappeared, he must be a code breaker" What is the definition of "code breaker"?


giwlttuo

Context: zachy is a giwlttuo

Instruction: "zachy is a giwlttuo" What is the definition of "giwlttuo"?


ashely jenkins

Instruction: "omg was that an ashely jenkins in that lamborghini?" What is the definition of "ashely jenkins"?


bisset

a yarpie or saffa that has migrated to new zealand

Instruction: "wow that bisset looks to bve taking over the country" What is the definition of "bisset"?


damn kids

a word used to describe the kids who make life worse for you

Instruction: "old hag: damn kids with your skateboards and cuss words  man: you damn kids get off my lawn" What is the definition of "damn kids"?


damn kids

Context: damn kids get of god damn lawn

those damn kids discombobulatin me and such , with them technologies and skateboards

Instruction: "damn kids get of god damn lawn" What is the definition of "damn kids"?


bronigroe

Context: yooooo what's poppin bronigroe

a bro, who surpases the bro level hence becomes a bronigroe

Instruction: "yooooo what's poppin bronigroe" What is the definition of "bronigroe"?


ear to ear

a cut from one ear to the mouth to the other ear, in other words a chelsea smile

Instruction: "the only way you'll see me smile is if you cut me ear to ear" What is the definition of "ear to ear"?


abu musab al-zarqawi

Context: abu musab al-zarqawi was an idiot

the facts are clear abu musab al-zarqawi was nothing more than a wannabe

Instruction: "abu musab al-zarqawi was an idiot" What is the definition of "abu musab al-zarqawi"?


avatar palace

avatar palace has a lot of people and has a site, it is the biggest palace server that is lasting as far as the palace community

Instruction: "guy1: avatar palace is the biggest server with 200 people" What is the definition of "avatar palace"?


Context: so we have a 6159 to tail?

the number used by police to determine an escaped convict

Instruction: "so we have a 6159 to tail?" What is the definition of "6159"?


cakeable offence

when not living up to the more or less formalized agreements for collaboration within a collaborating group, thereby causing some small amount of pain for all collaborators

Instruction: "in software: a cakeable offence could be committing a [breaking change], causing [tests] not to pass, or projects not to compile" What is the definition of "cakeable offence"?


absolove

Context: omg, i absolove this stuff

"(ab-so-love) (v) : the act of "absolutely loving" something (c) the guy in the bowtie may 14, 2011"

Instruction: "omg, i absolove this stuff" What is the definition of "absolove"?


bxs

an abreviation of the black sheep in springfield, il, which is a diy music space founded in 2005

Instruction: "dude, let's go down to the bxs and see a show" What is the definition of "bxs"?


ba-kok

"a san francisco graffiti artist that tagged the mission district with a ridiculous cartoon chicken screaming,"ba-kok""

Instruction: "did you see that new ba-kok piece up on mission and 18th? that shit was hella dope" What is the definition of "ba-kok"?


buttapple

a fat kid that talks trash and laughs when you beat the crap out of him (i created this word in first grade)

Instruction: "jonathan, you are such a stupid annoying buttapple" What is the definition of "buttapple"?


bdowdish

looking similar in appearance to one bdowd, a goofy hippie looking individual

Instruction: "molly's facebook picture has a bdowdish look to it" What is the definition of "bdowdish"?


blade runners

Instruction: "rick and the blade runners are at it again" What is the definition of "blade runners"?


bhatt

Context: shit, that guys a badass brahmin bhatt

Instruction: "shit, that guys a badass brahmin bhatt" What is the definition of "bhatt"?


bhatt

Context: sana, bhatt

"somebody who thinks they're helllaa cool, and say all the hot people are ugly, and think all the cool people are gay

Instruction: "sana, bhatt" What is the definition of "bhatt"?


ace enders

lead singer/guitarist for the hammonton, new jersey emo band the early november

Instruction: "ace enders is one of the best writers in modern music" What is the definition of "ace enders"?


batter rag

a rag/towel/article of clothing (usually from the dirty pile) that is used to clean up semen after masturbation

Instruction: "my mom was disgusted to find my batter rag while doing his laundry" What is the definition of "batter rag"?


froman

Instruction: ""you're abe froman, the sausage king of chicago?  "yep, i'm abe froman" What is the definition of "froman"?


froman

Context: froman has saved the day yet again

a superhero who uses his enormous afro to fight evil

Instruction: "froman has saved the day yet again" What is the definition of "froman"?


froman

Context: froman ownd the ds topic

a member of gamefaqs, often found at ri, usually making cynical/sarcastic comments

Instruction: "froman ownd the ds topic" What is the definition of "froman"?


carribean meat missile

Context: look at the carribean meat missile

an unusually large black cock which can penentrate any woman of its choosing through force and or rape

Instruction: "look at the carribean meat missile" What is the definition of "carribean meat missile"?


hangover purgatory

Instruction: "i had so many shots of tequila last night, i was in total hangover purgatory this morning" What is the definition of "hangover purgatory"?


energy ball

a physical, sometimes visable, ball of energy or chi from within a person

Instruction: "last night, i don't know what happened but my hands just moved and i held an energy ball" What is the definition of "energy ball"?


dipstool

dipstool, another word for dipshit, but less offensive

Instruction: "shannon you stupid dipstool give me back my granola bar" What is the definition of "dipstool"?


cha- mon!

"vocalization used by michael jackson, usually in conjuction with "oww" and a crotch grab

Instruction: "you know whose baaad, cha- mon! *crotch grab*" What is the definition of "cha- mon!"?


cha- mon!

"vocalization used by michael jackson, usually in conjuction with "oww" and a crotch grab

Instruction: "you know whose baaad, cha- mon! *crotch grab*" What is the definition of "cha- mon!"?


corn fed

Instruction: "steve settled down with some corn fed girl from indiana" What is the definition of "corn fed"?


corn fed

Context: billy-bob is a corn fed sonofabitch

"referring to any person living in, or from, a rural-american area who is typically strong, stocky and "a good ol' boy

Instruction: "billy-bob is a corn fed sonofabitch" What is the definition of "corn fed"?


nethers

Instruction: "watch out that skirt doesn't show your nethers" What is the definition of "nethers"?


doing the laundry

the act of inserting one fist anally and one fist vaginally and rubbing them against each other (as you would when you do the laundry by hand)

Instruction: "that girl was so wide, you could have easily been doing the laundry on her" What is the definition of "doing the laundry"?


doing the laundry

"the codeword for sneaking out in the middle of the night can also be referred to as just "laundry""

Instruction: "yeah i was doing the laundry last night and i almost got caught  hey you up for some laundry tonight?" What is the definition of "doing the laundry"?


kavosh

Context: hi kavosh

Instruction: "hi kavosh" What is the definition of "kavosh"?


bluemoaner

a late-night call for some serious phone-bone-- to completion

Instruction: "friday night was kinda dry, until a little bluemoaner got the party started, wetly" What is the definition of "bluemoaner"?


michael schumacher

michael schumacher, possibly the best driver of our time

Instruction: "michael schumacher is a remarkable man and is a masterpiece when it comes to driving" What is the definition of "michael schumacher"?


michael schumacher

Instruction: "guy #1: so, is michael schumacher dating again? guy #2: i heard so" What is the definition of "michael schumacher"?


clogin

a dacne peformed by [rednecks] living in the mountains

Instruction: "ma and pa went to the barn dance to do a little clogin" What is the definition of "clogin"?


account guy math

a creative way of telling the client that he/she has less money than they originally thought, though we will still spend like it's 1999 all over again

Instruction: "we'll just use some account guy math to buy another week in sac town" What is the definition of "account guy math"?


cowboy flip

Instruction: "when henery got ahold of some peyote, he knew it was his chance to cowboy flip" What is the definition of "cowboy flip"?


brownie sauce

sauce you use for brownies or even to put all over someones body during the time of infatuation

Instruction: "oh baby put that brownie sauce on my nippies" What is the definition of "brownie sauce"?


arienation

Context: is that dan? no way, that's arienation

an all purpose word that can not be utilized in any other way apart from when you could not possibly intricate on what just occured

Instruction: "is that dan? no way, that's arienation" What is the definition of "arienation"?


bun house

a government run building which deals with social security benefit claims, such as income support or housing benefit

Instruction: "i had to go to the bun house this morning to sort out my housing benefit" What is the definition of "bun house"?


aisle donkey

slang term used to refer to a flight attendant on board an aircraft

Instruction: "dan asked the aisle donkey for a beverage from her cart" What is the definition of "aisle donkey"?


dizzog

Context: did you see that? man that's my dizzog

a pimp [dog]  *note, often used by those trying to sound hip or ghetto

Instruction: "did you see that? man that's my dizzog" What is the definition of "dizzog"?


bi-curious george

"guy (or girl) who is sexually curious, not necessarily due to sexual preference, but rather due to environment, peer pressure, predominance of alternate lifestyles in immediate surroundings

Instruction: "that bi-curious george is only interested in a quick one-night stand before going home to bone his girlfriend" What is the definition of "bi-curious george"?


bi-curious george

a nickname for an overly friendly and/or curious gay black guy

Instruction: ""timmy " did you see ife skulking around the dance last night?"  gerard " yeah that nigger is one hell of a bi-curious george" What is the definition of "bi-curious george"?


cunt cobbob

an insult to use when bored or angry and just need two words to slam together

Instruction: "your such a cunt cobbob i should smash your face in with a steel pipe" What is the definition of "cunt cobbob"?


butter bar

Context: who's the new butter bar in charge?

military slang for ensign or second lieutenant, who wear a golden bar as their rank insignia

Instruction: "who's the new butter bar in charge?" What is the definition of "butter bar"?


butter bar

Instruction: "oh, she's got a nice smile and everything, but she spends too much time at the butter bar" What is the definition of "butter bar"?


butter bar

Context: who's the new butter bar in charge?

military slang for ensign or second lieutenant, who wear a golden bar as their rank insignia

Instruction: "who's the new butter bar in charge?" What is the definition of "butter bar"?


butter bar

Instruction: "oh, she's got a nice smile and everything, but she spends too much time at the butter bar" What is the definition of "butter bar"?


br-breakfast

while brunch is breakfast for lunch, and brinner is breakfast for dinner

Instruction: "broski, i stayed up so late last night that i skipped brinner and had br-breakfast instead" What is the definition of "br-breakfast"?


affanculo

Instruction: "are you gonna call the hand or fold?  affanculo" What is the definition of "affanculo"?


loes

Instruction: "a: omg she's so pretty b: yeah she's so loes  a: let's party like loes" What is the definition of "loes"?


dolly wop

Context: ima dolly wop your ass

Instruction: "ima dolly wop your ass" What is the definition of "dolly wop"?


andrex bra

a bra with tissues or toilet roll shoved down them enhancing the size of the titties

Instruction: ""dude, did you see her tits? "like dude, it was totally an andrex bra" What is the definition of "andrex bra"?


get the plates

Context: get the plates bev

"what the bigheads do before "mating", from the show "rocko's modern life""

Instruction: "get the plates bev" What is the definition of "get the plates"?


get the plates

Instruction: "this van is sweet, get the plates for me" What is the definition of "get the plates"?


dutch strip

to, during the act of coitus, tear a clump of pubic hair out of your partner's love bush

Instruction: ""how's your love life, dave?'  it was a bit crap mate, but then i gave trudy a dutch strip and now she's gagging for it 24-7" What is the definition of "dutch strip"?


fuck boy

Context: look at that weak ass fuck boy

a person who is a weak ass pussy that ain't bout shit

Instruction: "look at that weak ass fuck boy" What is the definition of "fuck boy"?


fuck boy

used in the dirrty south it means a nigga you dont like

Instruction: "you betta raise up and clear outta here here fuck boy" What is the definition of "fuck boy"?


bunchee

Instruction: "hey dude, i scored some speed, let's do a bunchee" What is the definition of "bunchee"?


testicult

Instruction: "man, if the girls don't show up this party will be a testicult" What is the definition of "testicult"?


as blood runs black

kick ass death metal/hardcore band from california, best songs are hester prynne (breakdown - orgasmic) and chug chug, whoever wrote the other definition for this band is an idiot

Instruction: "did you listen to that as blood runs black cd?  yeah" What is the definition of "as blood runs black"?


boeskool

Context: the boeskool is really mean

a fagott teacher that will fail you if you play a game

Instruction: "the boeskool is really mean" What is the definition of "boeskool"?


internet baby

Instruction: "stranger: how old are you? you: 13 stranger: want to cyber? you: no find another internet baby" What is the definition of "internet baby"?


filiannasing

Context: i need to start filiannasing

the concept of being awesome, loving unicorns, ice cream, beef jerky and bacon

Instruction: "i need to start filiannasing" What is the definition of "filiannasing"?


booze for your lose

Instruction: "lets get vodka instead of wine tonight, you get more booze for your lose" What is the definition of "booze for your lose"?


duck beak

Instruction: "pavel: damn, that girl has a huge duck beak damian: wow, maybe she'll fix it if i quack my hands at her" What is the definition of "duck beak"?


duck beak

a man or women who likes [penis] up their nose

Instruction: "last night she begged me to give it to her up her nose cos she's a duck beak" What is the definition of "duck beak"?


beveragee

the person, or persons who consume a beverage wholly or partially

Instruction: "the beveragee can enjoy the refreshing taste of our beer" What is the definition of "beveragee"?


anus soda

an anus soda is when you do a handstand and let someone else put a funnel into your anus and pour in soda

Instruction: ""beth: "whats your favorite sexual activity?"  rob: "i enjoy doing the anus soda so much" What is the definition of "anus soda"?


anal carnage

the injured anus after unlubricated anal sex

Instruction: "oh my boyfriend fucked me last night with no lube and now i have significant anal carnage" What is the definition of "anal carnage"?


anal carnage

a combination of carnal knowledge and violent anal sex

Instruction: "bill: after daniel left my house this morning, there was no doubting the anal carnage between us" What is the definition of "anal carnage"?


anal carnage

a combination of carnal knowledge and violent anal sex

Instruction: "bill: after daniel left my house this morning, there was no doubting the anal carnage between us" What is the definition of "anal carnage"?


freshmen effect

Instruction: "damn, that freshmen effect sure helped me last weekend" What is the definition of "freshmen effect"?


beastiful

something that is a monster, yet is the most beautiful thing you will ever encounter in your life

Instruction: "hey have you seen the beastiful new girl? she's so mean, but so beautiful" What is the definition of "beastiful"?


chris rock

a black comedian who thinks every one who ain't black is a racists

Instruction: ""in tha words of chris rock "why it got to be a white christmas why can't it be a black christmas""" What is the definition of "chris rock"?


butt puppets

Context: i have to go make butt puppets

butt puppets is a funny way to say you have to poop

Instruction: "i have to go make butt puppets" What is the definition of "butt puppets"?


youare

Context: i hear that youare ghey

"a combination of the words "you" and "are"

Instruction: "i hear that youare ghey" What is the definition of "youare"?


h.i.l.f.

Context: man, frodo's mom is one hot h.i.l.f.

Instruction: "man, frodo's mom is one hot h.i.l.f." What is the definition of "h.i.l.f."?


arse spiders

arse hairs that clump together - when pulled out - look like little spiders

Instruction: "as she bent over i could see a nice collection of arse spiders in her crack" What is the definition of "arse spiders"?


arse spiders

arse hairs that clump together - when pulled out - look like little spiders

Instruction: "as she bent over i could see a nice collection of arse spiders in her crack" What is the definition of "arse spiders"?


benoit balls

balls of increasing size evenly spaced on a string that you tuck away in your (or your partner's) anus

Instruction: "unknown to many god-fearing housewives, grapes are the benoit balls of choice for sodomites" What is the definition of "benoit balls"?


i&i pod

an i&i pod is an ipod that's loaded with reggae music

Instruction: "the i&i pod was responsible for me getting turned on to [junior kelly], [midnite], [the congos], [u roy] and [black uhuru]" What is the definition of "i&i pod"?


khyla

Context: khyla you're so perfect

someone who is very outgoing, friendly, nice, perfect, small

Instruction: "khyla you're so perfect" What is the definition of "khyla"?


beat off!

Context: dude check out my new beat off! braclet

a spin put on the popular cancer braclets

Instruction: "dude check out my new beat off! braclet" What is the definition of "beat off!"?


afrojew

Context: that afrojew has a beaded yamaka

a jewish person who is of african decent

Instruction: "that afrojew has a beaded yamaka" What is the definition of "afrojew"?


gill st bernards

a day school in new jersey for wealthy kids who are smarter than the public school kids

Instruction: "kid 1: where do you go to school? kid 2: gill st bernards" What is the definition of "gill st bernards"?


dry beat

to masturbate with no lotion, lubrication, pornography, pictures of christina aguilera, etc

Instruction: "i had to get rid of this boner, so i pulled a dry beat in the bathroom (it also happened to be a toilet hover)" What is the definition of "dry beat"?


dorje

Context: get that dorje off of my lawn, boy

Instruction: "get that dorje off of my lawn, boy" What is the definition of "dorje"?


butterfly in the works

a phrase to use when referring to unknown variables which might upset an otherwise sound plan or theory

Instruction: "'this should go without a hitch provided we don't get a butterfly in the works" What is the definition of "butterfly in the works"?


kvartsen

Context: happy kvartsen day

international holiday celebrating the famous kvartsen miracle where knut

Instruction: "happy kvartsen day" What is the definition of "kvartsen"?


bitch pin

the one pin that refuses to fall and prevents a strike/spare when bowling

Instruction: "i would have beat him if it wasn't for that bitch pin in the last frame" What is the definition of "bitch pin"?


ass shitter

Instruction: "why don't you shut the fuck up you stupid fucking ass shitter" What is the definition of "ass shitter"?


bbittydex

slang for small little emo daap girls who wear bright colors and scarfs and who also enjoy arrested development

Instruction: "the bbittydex at uc needs to have her razors taken away before she dies" What is the definition of "bbittydex"?


dick all

Context: i learned dick all in lecture today

Instruction: "i learned dick all in lecture today" What is the definition of "dick all"?


tool box

"reference to a room full or folk easily termed as "tools""

Instruction: "christ, the lobby is a fuckin tool box today" What is the definition of "tool box"?


tool box

Instruction: "matt is not just a tool but he is a whole box of tools, a complete tool box" What is the definition of "tool box"?


tool box

Instruction: ""fuck going to delts, that place is a tool box" What is the definition of "tool box"?


tool box

Instruction: "(first day of college) frat brother: welcome to the tool box" What is the definition of "tool box"?


discoroar

"a noise, or moan usually made by someone who is turned on in a somewhat sexually aggressive way towards another

Instruction: "labah was so turned on she decided to give kordack a soft discoroar of invitation into her bedroom" What is the definition of "discoroar"?


frost dick bite

a medical term describing frostbite on the male penis

Instruction: "damn, i took a dump on my norwegian toilet and got some frost dick bite" What is the definition of "frost dick bite"?


bulltween

simply put, a bulltween is yet another name for a [vagina]

Instruction: "stick your fucking fingers deep inside my bulltween" What is the definition of "bulltween"?


Context: "that video was hilarous, i'm 5'ing it

verb: to give a vote in a ratings pole of 5 out of 5 stars or points to give high approval

Instruction: ""that video was hilarous, i'm 5'ing it" What is the definition of "5'ing"?


colyn

Context: dilbert loves to colyn other men

a raging homosexual that drives a mustang and wears coach shoes

Instruction: "dilbert loves to colyn other men" What is the definition of "colyn"?


badger boys

Context: to the badger boys 1-0

followers of eastwood town fc who sing behind the goal in either the tip end (chewton street) or the cock end

Instruction: "to the badger boys 1-0" What is the definition of "badger boys"?


face battle

Instruction: ""“may i challenge you to a face battle my good sir?”  "me and this girl totally had a face battle last night" What is the definition of "face battle"?


face battle

Instruction: "good day, lady, i challenge you to a face battle" What is the definition of "face battle"?


daemon chick

a crazy ass bitch who likes to bite through the skin of your dick and it bleeds and she drinks it

Instruction: "dude how was jen  she a daemon chick  i feel sorry for you" What is the definition of "daemon chick"?


kermit weeks

"doing a "kermit weeks" is having sex with a fat girl

Instruction: "bob is off to do the kermit weeks with his coworker sally" What is the definition of "kermit weeks"?


borsig

Context: his signature was borsig

Instruction: "his signature was borsig" What is the definition of "borsig"?


ginger snap

Context: what a yummy ginger snap

Instruction: "what a yummy ginger snap" What is the definition of "ginger snap"?


ginger snap

Instruction: "that woman from the wendy's ads must give a great ginger snap" What is the definition of "ginger snap"?


ballsack potato

exactly like a [tea bag], but before you dip your balls into one's said mouth, you smear your sack with sour cream, bacon, butter, and chives

Instruction: "you're dad gives the best ballsack potato" What is the definition of "ballsack potato"?


bloftus

Context: thanks for the bloftus brah

a fellatio experience from a transexual hooker that you have beaten and placed unconscious into your cab

Instruction: "thanks for the bloftus brah" What is the definition of "bloftus"?