hyde school

hyde school in bath, maine is equivalent to a nazi concentration camp where they brainwash the parents into thinking it is a utopia of bad children turning angle like

Instruction: ""hey why can't you go out tonight? "i can't because i go to hyde school and i am not allowed to leave my prison"" What is the definition of "hyde school"?


mulletard

Context: look at that poor pathetic mulletard

is it a guy with a mullet? or is it a tard? it's both, it's a mulletard!

Instruction: "look at that poor pathetic mulletard" What is the definition of "mulletard"?


mulletard

an individuals unfortunate mental circumstance and glorious hair-do summed up into one word

Instruction: "i had to stop at a cross walk, to let the mulletard pass" What is the definition of "mulletard"?


mulletard

Context: that mulletard is cracking me up man

Instruction: "that mulletard is cracking me up man" What is the definition of "mulletard"?


dagoed

Context: i got dagoed 2 days of vacation

Instruction: "i got dagoed 2 days of vacation" What is the definition of "dagoed"?


coke chin

what happens to your chin when you clear the coke out of your sinuses over a period of time

Instruction: "lindsay lohan, while still very skinny, has an amazing example of a coke chin" What is the definition of "coke chin"?


bang my hammer

Context: "tay, you bang my hammer

"a subtle way of saying "you turn me on" or "you float my boat"

Instruction: ""tay, you bang my hammer" What is the definition of "bang my hammer"?


boarding school

boarding school is a place where parents ship off their own kids

Instruction: ""p1- what boarding school do you go to?  p2- andover? what about you?  p1- the kent school" What is the definition of "boarding school"?


boarding school

Instruction: "aww brian got sent off to boarding school after his parents caught him selling drugs" What is the definition of "boarding school"?


boarding school

same essential [mistake], only taking up [four] times as much of the [day]

Instruction: "he used to attend a day school, but that wasn't disastrous enough so he went to boarding school instead" What is the definition of "boarding school"?


cueko

Context: just cueko it

when trying to find a event, club or party

Instruction: "just cueko it" What is the definition of "cueko"?


bendis board

"a message board of tightly-knit, extremely geeky "fans"/whiny bitches who fawn over brian bendis, support each others complaints about their pathetic lives, and burn those who don't agree with them

Instruction: "typical bendis board topic: bendis: so i was buying my tenth iphone 3gs cuz i'm awesome and saw some asshole saying something assholish about the board on urb dic" What is the definition of "bendis board"?


allora

Context: -woah shes hot she must be an allora

the most amazingly hot, amazing, and perfect name of history

Instruction: "-woah shes hot she must be an allora" What is the definition of "allora"?


chicken curry

see: curry chicken for a detailed description

Instruction: "aye bai, lemme get some of de chicken curry" What is the definition of "chicken curry"?


sheltie

the act of inserting a sharpie or other pen/marker-like object into one's vagina

Instruction: "before patch fucked ashleigh, she took pictures of herself with her sharpie in her vagina, therefore committing a sheltie" What is the definition of "sheltie"?


sibbald

Instruction: "hey did you watch home and away last nyt omg u r such a sibbald" What is the definition of "sibbald"?


incia

Context: j: oh incia is pretty

Instruction: "j: oh incia is pretty" What is the definition of "incia"?


akwardnessishityocity

Instruction: "spencer had a akwardnessishityocity in class during the pledge of allegiance" What is the definition of "akwardnessishityocity"?


backstash

the hair that grows on the lower back, directly above the bum

Instruction: "dude, check out that plumber's backstash" What is the definition of "backstash"?


backstash

the hair that grows on the lower back, directly above the bum

Instruction: "dude, check out that plumber's backstash" What is the definition of "backstash"?


awkmurphy

Context: that joke you just told is so awkmurphy

(action) verb - the act of being awkward

Instruction: "that joke you just told is so awkmurphy" What is the definition of "awkmurphy"?


throw it in

Context: throw it in me

Instruction: "throw it in me" What is the definition of "throw it in"?


throw it in

Context: look at that chick, id throw it in

a way to say you would have sex with a girl

Instruction: "look at that chick, id throw it in" What is the definition of "throw it in"?


beaver boy

Context: look, it's beaver boy

a superhero derived from a love of beavers

Instruction: "look, it's beaver boy" What is the definition of "beaver boy"?


beaver boy

Instruction: "person 1: damn that beaver boy is going wild" What is the definition of "beaver boy"?


beaver boy

james lee bridle is known as beaver boy coz he's got teeth that are big than bugs bunnys

Instruction: "one day beaver boy walked through a forest" What is the definition of "beaver boy"?


ball burglar

bills fans everywhere should belong to this club/way of life

Instruction: "everyone in the stadium put on their ball burglar mask and the bills did just that" What is the definition of "ball burglar"?


a really lot

Context: i love you a really lot

Instruction: "i love you a really lot" What is the definition of "a really lot"?


epic butt

a butt that clean, awesome, totally rad, and stupendously large

Instruction: "you can tell that is an epic butt because it's so dang large" What is the definition of "epic butt"?


color struck

1) a term used by african americans to describe a person who partakes in colorism, which is racism within one's own race

Instruction: ""things that color struck people say:  - "i only like light skinned black women" What is the definition of "color struck"?


baby ruth

"this is a trophy shit that resembles a baby ruth candy bar

Instruction: "all the stalls at the movie theater were occupied, except for one, and it had a stinky baby ruth in it, along with a massive tp plug" What is the definition of "baby ruth"?


baby ruth

when your driving your [semi] down some [fat] [slag]'s [hershey highway] when you [get off] at the exit, your [dick] looks like a candy bar

Instruction: "my friend was so grossed when he woke up with a baby ruth in his shorts after fucking a coyote the night before" What is the definition of "baby ruth"?


cockity

Context: whatever you cockity little man

Instruction: "whatever you cockity little man" What is the definition of "cockity"?


3oh! 3

this is the best band and they come from boulder colorado hence their name (the area code is 303)

Instruction: "chick- have you heard 3oh! 3 dude- ya they rock" What is the definition of "3oh! 3"?


dda

Instruction: "last night she called me over for some dda" What is the definition of "dda"?


dda

"acronym for "digital displays of affection" like pda, but on social networking sites for all to see

Instruction: ""i had to defriend aaron and jordynn, because their statuses were constant dda" What is the definition of "dda"?


softcore

1) pornographic material that does not show penetration, genitalia, or actual sexual activity, opposite of [hardcore]

Instruction: "1) cinemax is where all the best softcore material is found" What is the definition of "softcore"?


softcore

the pornos that tmc, cine-max and showtime show

Instruction: "watch tmc, max or showtime late at night and you will find some softcore delight" What is the definition of "softcore"?


softcore

softcore is a lesser, more ironic, version of [hardcore]

Instruction: "dude, that open-faced sandwich is softcore" What is the definition of "softcore"?


softcore

"the music that defines the genre of emo

Instruction: "just as rap music is a staple of hip-hop culture, so goes softcore for the emo culture" What is the definition of "softcore"?


blatted

Instruction: "man that hip-hop was rad the other night but i got so blatted i had to go home early" What is the definition of "blatted"?


alley rat

Context: - you alley rat

Instruction: "- you alley rat" What is the definition of "alley rat"?


cranberry juice

a type of juice that is only good if it is 100% cranberry juice

Instruction: "hey dude, do you want some cranberry juice?  no, not unless its 100% cranberry juice" What is the definition of "cranberry juice"?


cranberry juice

Instruction: "when i visited your mom, i got so into our cocktail party that i lost track of time and stayed until she started giving me cranberry juice" What is the definition of "cranberry juice"?


cranberry juice

a type of juice that is only good if it is 100% cranberry juice

Instruction: "hey dude, do you want some cranberry juice?  no, not unless its 100% cranberry juice" What is the definition of "cranberry juice"?


cranberry juice

Instruction: "when i visited your mom, i got so into our cocktail party that i lost track of time and stayed until she started giving me cranberry juice" What is the definition of "cranberry juice"?


alfalanche

similar to lolcats, an alfalanche is an onslaught of alf images made in response to an inane post on any given message board

Instruction: "person 1: holy shit, did you see that retarded post by chad?  person 2: yeah, he deserves the lolcats  person 1: nah, the alfalanche is the better option" What is the definition of "alfalanche"?


geedy

Instruction: "your geedy for jizzing in that girls face" What is the definition of "geedy"?


a lesser, and more expendable, version of josh

Instruction: "let's throw josh2 through a window because he is less important that josh1" What is the definition of "josh2"?


a louder, drunker, more belligerent and obnoxious version of any existing current or original josh

Instruction: "let's hurry and leave before josh2 invites himself along" What is the definition of "josh2"?


Instruction: "josh2 has short arms and a sloping forehead, like a mongoloid" What is the definition of "josh2"?


Context: omg l00k it's teh josh2

a basement dwelling creature known for it's inability to properly navigate stairs and it's distinct odor

Instruction: "omg l00k it's teh josh2" What is the definition of "josh2"?


bluejay gymnastics

Context: i flip birds, bluejay gymnastics

Instruction: " i flip birds, bluejay gymnastics" What is the definition of "bluejay gymnastics"?


dianed

the process in which one becomes beyond: see white girl wasted and does crazy shit like front-flips on trampolines, touching electric fences, fighting pants, and peeing on local doughnut shops

Instruction: "stranger 1: see that guy pissing on dunking donuts he must be dianed" What is the definition of "dianed"?


anjuli

Context: wow, that beautiful girl must be anjuli

a classy bitch, who is witty, clever and beautiful

Instruction: "wow, that beautiful girl must be anjuli" What is the definition of "anjuli"?


anjuli

Context: she's fun, she's crazy, she's anjuli

Instruction: "she's fun, she's crazy, she's anjuli" What is the definition of "anjuli"?


anjuli

anjuli aka wombat also known as pig bear

Instruction: "stop acting irrationally anjuli don't be a pig bear" What is the definition of "anjuli"?


barry-walsh

Context: you are incredible barry-walsh

Instruction: "you are incredible barry-walsh" What is the definition of "barry-walsh"?


aaazy

sarcastic, not friendly or safe around young children, but having a deep love for lebron james and the knicks

Instruction: "i don't see why aaazy likes the knicks, they suck" What is the definition of "aaazy"?


freak pool

a term to define a high concentration of individuals in one location at one time

Instruction: "you should have seen the high level of computer programmers in the freak pool of first year university" What is the definition of "freak pool"?


bear down

"the act of a big, hairy gay man, mounting his "cub"

Instruction: "after some drinks and loosening up, gary was ready to bear down on scott" What is the definition of "bear down"?


badila

Instruction: "there was a case of badila in los angeles today" What is the definition of "badila"?


cripple-potamous

a fat person who rides a scooter, whose only disability is eating too many cheeseburgers

Instruction: "woah there's a cripple-potamous after me, better lure it away with some doritos" What is the definition of "cripple-potamous"?


grim love

a grim love is someone you have a crush on even though they are ugly

Instruction: "abraham lincoln is my grim love because despite the fact that he looks like a bearded raisin with a hat on i would do him in one second" What is the definition of "grim love"?


celebang

Instruction: "i'm so proud of you getting the promotion that we should celebrate by banging all night, we'll celebang" What is the definition of "celebang"?


irish tea

when you add irish cream to a cup of tea instead of milk

Instruction: "that's a nasty cough you've got there, have an irish tea to sooth your throat" What is the definition of "irish tea"?


abdurahim

major g that don't give no two shits about you, and fucks yo girl in the morning and ditches her at night

Instruction: "[chris]bro did abdurahim fuck your girl [matt] yeah bro it's cool tho" What is the definition of "abdurahim"?


bag of hurt

Context: blu-ray is just a bag of hurt

something that causes more trouble or problems that the benefits can outweigh

Instruction: "blu-ray is just a bag of hurt" What is the definition of "bag of hurt"?


canadian ham

Context: i like licking that chicks canadian ham

a refrence to a womans large, pink, areolas(the skin around nipple)if the womans areola is large and brown it is considered pepperoni

Instruction: "i like licking that chicks canadian ham" What is the definition of "canadian ham"?


bryce-aroni

name of a person who is retarted and who everybody hates

Instruction: "[dude], bryce's new nickname is bryce-aroni" What is the definition of "bryce-aroni"?


bismit

the word bismit™ is is used when you don't know what to call somebody

Instruction: "you are a bismit look at all these bismits™ a bismit is what a bismit does once a bismit always a bismit" What is the definition of "bismit"?


implantosaur

a woman with ridiculously large breast implants (sometimes referred to as an implantosaurus)

Instruction: "sheyla hershey is listed in the guinness book of world records as the world's largest (38kkk) reigning implantosaur" What is the definition of "implantosaur"?


bebi bebi

Context: bebi bebi yes? you're so cute

"a phrase used to catch the attention of a partner or companion, who you use the pet name "bebi" with

Instruction: "bebi bebi yes? you're so cute" What is the definition of "bebi bebi"?


frivia

Context: the oscar ceremonies were pure frivia

Instruction: "the oscar ceremonies were pure frivia" What is the definition of "frivia"?


douchewater

jon roberts or anyone who drinks douchewater to keep estrogen levels up

Instruction: "did you see jon drink that gallon of douchewater" What is the definition of "douchewater"?


hippobottomass

Instruction: "oh my god have you seen how big jenny's but is? she is a hippobottomass" What is the definition of "hippobottomass"?


hippobottomass

a large butt resembling that of a hippopotatumas

Instruction: "i could sit a glass on that great big hippobottomass" What is the definition of "hippobottomass"?


funny guy

Context: ollie is a funny guy

a person who thinks there funny when they are not funny at all

Instruction: "ollie is a funny guy" What is the definition of "funny guy"?


funny guy

Context: nice joke funny guy

Instruction: "nice joke funny guy" What is the definition of "funny guy"?


a truffle

used to describe someone who is pretty, smart, classy & kind

Instruction: "(girl walks into room) all other girls look at her with admiration & say: she is so perfect, she is such a truffle" What is the definition of "a truffle"?


46ed myself

Instruction: "i was having skype sex with grant last night and i totally 46ed myself" What is the definition of "46ed myself"?


blackout express

when you reach the point of drunken oblivion upon which there is no return

Instruction: "i'm riding the blackout express right now; next stop, the bathroom floor" What is the definition of "blackout express"?


blackout express

getting so drunk you dont remember what you did the night before

Instruction: "damn i drank so much last night i rode the blackout express" What is the definition of "blackout express"?


ben mackay

a 21st century degenerate bastard whose death shall stop aids spreading

Instruction: "bob 'see at guy there?'  aslan 'aye'  bob 'hes a ben mackay like being'  aslan 'aye what a degenerate at guy is'" What is the definition of "ben mackay"?


cheeky moo

Context: your a fuckin cheeky moo lol

well cheeky moo is a way of being polite instead of using cow i use moo as it sounds unaffensive

Instruction: "your a fuckin cheeky moo lol" What is the definition of "cheeky moo"?


bag of douches

Instruction: "matthew, the stud muffin, is a bag of douches" What is the definition of "bag of douches"?


baked ziti

when a man with a small penis, gets sloppy-seconds on a roughed-up asshole that has already been ejaculated into

Instruction: "hey tony, i can't get the smell of last night's baked ziti off my small cock" What is the definition of "baked ziti"?


baked ziti

to get so high, that at the peak you feel like your the pasta and cheese is melting on you

Instruction: "yo man, i got so baked ziti last night i could hardly function" What is the definition of "baked ziti"?


baked ziti

sloppy rough drunk sexual intercourse usually involving a little blood

Instruction: "you hungry for some late night?  i've got leftover baked ziti waiting for you at my place" What is the definition of "baked ziti"?


beat head

person who is obsessed with all forms of the electronic genre of music

Instruction: ""i've seen that guy at every house night in this club for the past 4 months, what a beat head" What is the definition of "beat head"?


beat head

person who is obsessed with all forms of the electronic genre of music

Instruction: ""i've seen that guy at every house night in this club for the past 4 months, what a beat head" What is the definition of "beat head"?


kotex muncher

Context: that man is a real kotex muncher

any person who commits the act of placing a feminine hygiene product in their mouth

Instruction: "that man is a real kotex muncher" What is the definition of "kotex muncher"?


compositing

Instruction: "i was compositing images in photoshop all day yesterday for this one project -- man is that work ever tedious" What is the definition of "compositing"?


bigzit

Context: bigzit hit bills everyday

bigzit is also known as valiant_zitro who hits bills daily

Instruction: "bigzit hit bills everyday" What is the definition of "bigzit"?


blizzarno

Instruction: "eeeet is not a blunt, eeeet is not a joint, eeeets a blizzarno" What is the definition of "blizzarno"?


garry eye

when you so fucked you get a lazy eye and develop a squint but only on one side

Instruction: "i was so fucked on pills i got garry eye" What is the definition of "garry eye"?


boosh master

after countless years practicing and being involved in the inner workings of booshiness, you evolve into an administrator of sorts

Instruction: "lil wayne is a boosh master  gucci mane is a boosh master    **robinho is a true boosh master" What is the definition of "boosh master"?


chain shot

when one gentleman stretches his scrotum in a fashion similar to a bat wing or flying squirrel, but simultaneously places his testicles into the mouths of two separate partners

Instruction: "yo matt and luke, i totally pulled a chain shot when i put my balls in eric and fed's mouths at once" What is the definition of "chain shot"?


cry-ogenic

Instruction: "it's not a good date movie -- too cry-ogenic" What is the definition of "cry-ogenic"?


bitch swag

the overwhelming quality, expressed by certain females, that causes you to perceive them as a bitch after just one glance

Instruction: "bro, i just saw this chick in kimball, she was really hot but she had way too much bitch swag" What is the definition of "bitch swag"?


advent beard

an advent beard is a beard grown during the period of advent

Instruction: "dude, i am so growing an advent beard this year" What is the definition of "advent beard"?


stunking

Context: she's stunking

stunning from the back but stinking at the front

Instruction: "she's stunking" What is the definition of "stunking"?


cardone

a husky, unattractive creature indigenous to the midwest

Instruction: ""what do i have to do to get through to this guy? tattoo my feelings on his forehead? what a cardone" What is the definition of "cardone"?


jerk out

to get the hell out of dodge before things go all queer

Instruction: "we were partying down by the river, things were getting crazy, so we had to jerk out before the pigs arrived" What is the definition of "jerk out"?


assamagina

Context: you're a real assamagina

Instruction: "you're a real assamagina" What is the definition of "assamagina"?


animator's disease

"a disease affecting animators of all kinds

Instruction: "she got animator's disease and had to go to get the vaccination" What is the definition of "animator's disease"?


animator's disease

"a disease affecting animators of all kinds

Instruction: "she got animator's disease and had to go to get the vaccination" What is the definition of "animator's disease"?


coma cake

a special cake made with [medicinal] [marijuana] [butter]

Instruction: "i just made a new coma cake for the party, dont forget its [medicated] and eat too much or you might have a [bad trip]" What is the definition of "coma cake"?


child hood

Context: fuck that shit up like my child hood

Instruction: "fuck that shit up like my child hood" What is the definition of "child hood"?


antithesis

the absolute opposite of whatever you're talking about

Instruction: "shakespeare is the antithesis of walt disney" What is the definition of "antithesis"?


cunteloupe

Instruction: "the [man gravy] inside revealed that the watermelon had been used as a cunteloupe" What is the definition of "cunteloupe"?


cobra bitch

an intensely bitchy girl who also likes to plot and scheme: devious

Instruction: "damn that cobra bitch is a schemer shes always up to something" What is the definition of "cobra bitch"?


cobra bitch

Context: i hate that cobra bitch

an intensely bitchy girl who also likes to plot and scheme: devious

Instruction: "i hate that cobra bitch" What is the definition of "cobra bitch"?


beer bellied woodnt pecker

a description of an unsightly woman who no man is attracted to

Instruction: ""person a: "hey, look at that beer bellied woodnt pecker" What is the definition of "beer bellied woodnt pecker"?


cigging

Context: cigging can cause a variety of ailments

Instruction: "cigging can cause a variety of ailments" What is the definition of "cigging"?


blue box

Instruction: "when i left to go watch the game at the bar with the guys, and abruptly stopped orally pleasuring my woman, she got a bad case of blue box" What is the definition of "blue box"?


blue box

a tone generator built and used by [phone phreaks] during the 70s to illegally obtain free telephone service by synthesizing audio dial tones used for controlling switching stations

Instruction: "the infamous hacker icon captain crunch helped to popularize usage of the blue box in the 70s, making at&t's long distance phone service affordable for the masses" What is the definition of "blue box"?


blue box

Instruction: "i went out to the cemetery last night, and got myself a little blue box" What is the definition of "blue box"?


blue box

Instruction: "damn, where's the camera? kelly's got his blue box on" What is the definition of "blue box"?


blue box

Instruction: "when i left to go watch the game at the bar with the guys, and abruptly stopped orally pleasuring my woman, she got a bad case of blue box" What is the definition of "blue box"?


blue box

a tone generator built and used by [phone phreaks] during the 70s to illegally obtain free telephone service by synthesizing audio dial tones used for controlling switching stations

Instruction: "the infamous hacker icon captain crunch helped to popularize usage of the blue box in the 70s, making at&t's long distance phone service affordable for the masses" What is the definition of "blue box"?


blue box

Instruction: "i went out to the cemetery last night, and got myself a little blue box" What is the definition of "blue box"?


blue box

Instruction: "damn, where's the camera? kelly's got his blue box on" What is the definition of "blue box"?


booger burn

booger burn is when you have a runny nose and your nose is red, sore, and chaffed after you've had a cold

Instruction: "mom, would you mind buying me lotion tissues? my nose is running and i don't want booger burn" What is the definition of "booger burn"?


autofrag

(verb) to autofrag onesself  - to self-destruct, especially accidentally as a result of playing with fun high explosives such as fragmentation grenades

Instruction: "that fat, hairy, brown bastard made me autofrag in my shorts after talking at me for an hour" What is the definition of "autofrag"?


fatmosphere

the smell that lingers like and aura around fat people

Instruction: "as i passed agnes i realized that i passed within her fatmosphere and i could tell she had a burrito for breakfeast" What is the definition of "fatmosphere"?


curplumpken

the sound a pumpkin dinner makes after digested and pooped in a pail of water

Instruction: "the worst part about thanksgiving is listening to the curplumpken two hours later" What is the definition of "curplumpken"?


7 seconds

"7 seconds are a hardcore punk band from reno, nevada

Instruction: "'we're gonna fight' by 7 seconds is featured on tony hawks american wasteland" What is the definition of "7 seconds"?


hockey pucks

Instruction: "those damned hockey pucks and their prime minister" What is the definition of "hockey pucks"?


bill kerr

Context: bill kerr hides people in his air vents

the guy in disturbia who played the main role

Instruction: "bill kerr hides people in his air vents" What is the definition of "bill kerr"?


amsterdam boogie

Instruction: "i did the amsterdam boogie with four different chicks last night" What is the definition of "amsterdam boogie"?


assivator

Instruction: "i needed an assivator to get up in the truck" What is the definition of "assivator"?


literary crush

a special kind of crush on a literary figure, which values them for their wit/cleverness and general ability to impress

Instruction: "i have a crippling literary crush on philip roth" What is the definition of "literary crush"?


csihsis

a school where despite the previous definitions listed here, does house some literate students

Instruction: "yea, i go to csihsis and am passing all of my classes" What is the definition of "csihsis"?


blow this taco stand

Instruction: "i'm gonna graduate in december and blow this taco stand" What is the definition of "blow this taco stand"?


banana creampie

the act of chopping up a banana and ejaculating on it, making a banana cream pie

Instruction: "i whipped up a banana creampie by creaming all over a banana" What is the definition of "banana creampie"?


banana creampie

when a man is having anal sex with a man or woman (usually man)

Instruction: "yuck, look at this banana creampie i just made" What is the definition of "banana creampie"?


alaskan ear plugs

when you jizz in someones ears and it freezes

Instruction: "damn i gave that bitch an alaskan ear plugs" What is the definition of "alaskan ear plugs"?


6 hour shift

the act of adjusting a south facing and utterly uncomfortable boner into your waistband

Instruction: "you'd better do a 6 hour shift before you present your powerpoint" What is the definition of "6 hour shift"?


bro bashin

longboarding or skateboarding and hangin out with your friends

Instruction: "screw school screw work, just keep on thrashin forget that crap, were bro bashin" What is the definition of "bro bashin"?


blingual

fluent in bling, has an expert understanding of different kinds of bling and who wears them

Instruction: "people who work at zales have to be blingual" What is the definition of "blingual"?


blingual

when all someone can talk about is their new jewelry

Instruction: "ashley got all blingual about those diamond earrings" What is the definition of "blingual"?


cranksta

someone from a rural area trying to look and act as if they are a gangster from the hard streets of the big city

Instruction: "jethro is such a cranksta with that fake limp he walks around with and those 24 inch wheels on his deawoo" What is the definition of "cranksta"?


cranksta

Context: my grandpa is one cranksta

pronouced: crank-stuh a cranky gangster or an old gangster

Instruction: "my grandpa is one cranksta" What is the definition of "cranksta"?


bacon wrapped ta tas

a custom made bra typically worn by a woman whose man is turned on at the sight and smell of bacon!

Instruction: "tanya showed off her bacon wrapped ta tas for michael's birthday" What is the definition of "bacon wrapped ta tas"?


sadus

Context: sadus attack

a technical [thrash metal] band from the bay area, formed in 1984

Instruction: "sadus attack" What is the definition of "sadus"?


cup cakin

Context: boy, quit cup cakin with that girl

talkin soft to someone you are interested in, like a girl/boy friend

Instruction: "boy, quit cup cakin with that girl" What is the definition of "cup cakin"?


cup cakin

whisperin sweeet nuffins in a girl/boy ear,spittin game

Instruction: "look at dem niggas ova der cup cakin in da corna" What is the definition of "cup cakin"?


cup cakin

when a guy pulls a girl to the side in front of all of his home boys and hes flirting with her

Instruction: "ayy yo  mike quit cup cakin with tha broad and come on watch the fight" What is the definition of "cup cakin"?


exorcise

to over-exercise in order to get an ex out of your system

Instruction: "i went to the gym five times last week trying to exorcise mr" What is the definition of "exorcise"?


dirty musky

when you are fucking a chick outside and your dick slips out and gets dirt all over it then you put it back in

Instruction: "sam gave me a dirty musky last night, that asshole" What is the definition of "dirty musky"?


a hodge

dicksucker, of the homosexual orientation

Instruction: "chickenhead, a person who gives massive fellatio, like a hodge" What is the definition of "a hodge"?


jollie

Context: they are jollie

Instruction: "they are jollie" What is the definition of "jollie"?


jollie

Context: they are jollie

Instruction: "they are jollie" What is the definition of "jollie"?


attention whore

Context: you're such a gd attention whore

label given to any person who craves attention to such an extent that they will do anything to receive it

Instruction: "you're such a gd attention whore" What is the definition of "attention whore"?


attention whore

person who feels the need to have all eyes on them, via online message boards

Instruction: "christ does he need to invent a new problem everyday that fool is a mad attention whore" What is the definition of "attention whore"?


attention whore

"someone who comes on cam nude to a yahoo "bbw" chatroom, when there is no such a thing as big and beautiful

Instruction: "that wanda_your_bbw_fantasy is such an attention whore" What is the definition of "attention whore"?


calafia

the queen in the 15th century spanish novel california was named for

Instruction: "if only calafia could eat sailors like her namesake" What is the definition of "calafia"?


drag ass

Context: that dude is a drag ass

Instruction: "that dude is a drag ass" What is the definition of "drag ass"?


lolest

to make some laugh when they don't want to

Instruction: "muriel was in a fouler so eugene tried his best to lolest her" What is the definition of "lolest"?


mushular

Context: jeff is very mushular

Instruction: "jeff is very mushular" What is the definition of "mushular"?


bat flap

pulling your scrotum (nut sack) wide apart to expose the veins through light

Instruction: "my girlfriend came out of the shower to be exposed to a bat flap waiting in eagerness to be licked" What is the definition of "bat flap"?


sausage scramble

the odd mix of horny dudes and desperate drunk girls looking to hook-up after the bar closes

Instruction: "she went home with him after the usual sausage scramble post-bars" What is the definition of "sausage scramble"?


dusty poot

Context: jordan o'dell is a dusty poot

Instruction: "jordan o'dell is a dusty poot" What is the definition of "dusty poot"?


bitch bust

in the game need for speed hot pursuit, when you bust a racer that has crashed and hasn't respawned yet, you are bitch busting them

Instruction: "why do people keep trying to bitch bust me? why don't you guys play the game the way it's supposed to be played" What is the definition of "bitch bust"?


bitch bust

Context: bitch bust

a legitimate move in the computer game need for speed: hot pursuit where cops are able to bust racers after they have crashed

Instruction: "bitch bust" What is the definition of "bitch bust"?


hard fi

"a new up and coming band all the way from little old england

Instruction: "hard fi are the new up and comnig band from england" What is the definition of "hard fi"?


bunzen

Context: i just bunzen all over that girls face

Instruction: "i just bunzen all over that girls face" What is the definition of "bunzen"?


cropdust

to disspell flatulence and walk at the same time in order not to be around once the blame is made

Instruction: "guy #1:  i have really bad gas guy #2: just walk around the mexican restaurant and cropdust " What is the definition of "cropdust "?


cropdust

to disspell flatulence and walk at the same time in order not to be around once the blame is made

Instruction: "guy #1:  i have really bad gas guy #2: just walk around the mexican restaurant and cropdust " What is the definition of "cropdust "?


nig-nogg

Context: yo my nigga gimme some nig-nogg

nig-nogg noun:a ghetto beverage eggnog and henessey

Instruction: "yo my nigga gimme some nig-nogg" What is the definition of "nig-nogg"?


paf

Context: man, this place is paf

Instruction: "man, this place is paf" What is the definition of "paf"?


paf

Instruction: ""yo, dat maxima is paf bro "dafuq is paf?" "pimp as fuck, muthafucka" What is the definition of "paf"?


paf

pissed as fuck acronym used when someone is extremely mad

Instruction: "-text message conversation-  boy #1: i'm paf because she stood me up for the 3rd time last night" What is the definition of "paf"?


paf

Instruction: ""sam: "dude did you see that ginger?" lisa: "yeah, she was paf" What is the definition of "paf"?


paf

Context: paf paf paf *violent shaking*

since females can not fap without a penis, they must do the opposite, thus creating the word paf

Instruction: "paf paf paf *violent shaking*" What is the definition of "paf"?


paf

Instruction: "hey jessica, will you come over and be big spoon, because you are the best paf ever" What is the definition of "paf"?


paf

Context: leaside is a paf neighbourhood

Instruction: "leaside is a paf neighbourhood" What is the definition of "paf"?


paf

Instruction: "that bastard hitler used to be a real paf in his hayday until he was rejected by that vienna art school" What is the definition of "paf"?


meggle

a peculiar race and/or species native to north america

Instruction: "any person named megan who fancies british males, sonic, and being ra of the year is a meggle" What is the definition of "meggle"?


coreyness

Context: wow, corey's coreyness is astounding

Instruction: "wow, corey's coreyness is astounding" What is the definition of "coreyness"?


beating the eggs

when a male masturbates in a vigorous manner, more commonly known as [jacking off]

Instruction: "i was having a sleepover with that kid and he started beating the eggs because he thought i was asleep" What is the definition of "beating the eggs"?


jenas

someone who fails at many tasks even the simplest of ones

Instruction: "barry you complete jenas i only asked you to go buy milk not a cow" What is the definition of "jenas"?


powerpointlessness

the tedious use of flashy transitions, graphics and sound effects while making a slide presentation that is pretty much lacking in thought, meaning and value

Instruction: "the corporate team stumbled out of the morning meeting after three hours of suffering through powerpointlessness and dry lectures about strategy" What is the definition of "powerpointlessness"?


blow the quayle

Context: i'm gonna blow the quayle on you

Instruction: "i'm gonna blow the quayle on you" What is the definition of "blow the quayle"?


man cave

"an emotional sanctuary for men when they're stressed and need "space" or time away from females, responsibilities, etc

Instruction: "sam went offline and wouldn't answer calls, retreating to his man cave to think" What is the definition of "man cave"?


man cave

a place where a guy can get away from the outside world

Instruction: ""hey guys, come over later and we can chill and drink beer in the man cave" What is the definition of "man cave"?


man cave

an area that is sectioned off so a man can have his own space away from the wife or gf

Instruction: "bob wanted some alone time from his wife,so he wandered off to his man cave" What is the definition of "man cave"?


man cave

a place where you keep all your favorite stuff, you do what ever you want and nobody bothers you

Instruction: "were gonna watch the football game in charlies man cave" What is the definition of "man cave"?


man cave

the hairy stank hole between a mans two butt cheeks

Instruction: "grab the lube, joe, i'm entering your man cave" What is the definition of "man cave"?


chest-buns

Instruction: "i'm guessing you bake, because you have chest-buns" What is the definition of "chest-buns"?


fake italian

Instruction: "marco's brother, adam bucci is a fake italian" What is the definition of "fake italian"?


big sing

term was originally used to describe large things, but has also come to be somewhat of a compliment for objects and people alike amongst both white and aboriginal populations

Instruction: ""that donald trump mad cunt is a bit of a big sing "that boeing 737 is a big sing""" What is the definition of "big sing"?


coyote repugly

Instruction: "he'd seemed cute the night before, but when i woke up face-to-face with the glen beck poster, i realized he was coyote repugly" What is the definition of "coyote repugly"?


arja

name arja generally means divine, is of finnish, indian origin, name arja is a unisex name, which means both boy and girl can have this name

Instruction: "i respect that girl, she has such a nice arja nature" What is the definition of "arja"?


tyra-nanny

(noun) a tyrannical fascist governing body that commits its atrocities under the falsely altruistic auspices of security and protection, i

Instruction: "mayor bloomberg's soda ban is one of his administration's many examples of practicing tyra-nanny" What is the definition of "tyra-nanny"?


kiekie lee

used for defining a chick as super cute, beautiful, kawaii, unique

Instruction: "-hey, man that chick over there is soooo kiekie lee -kiekie lee 0" What is the definition of "kiekie lee"?


bean machine

Instruction: "everyday at the construction site, mexicans get lunch from the bean machine" What is the definition of "bean machine"?


bean machine

a tool used to stimulate and pleasure females mostly

Instruction: "hunnie do you want to use your bean machine in bed tonight?" What is the definition of "bean machine"?


bolthead

a [ bolthead] is a person who tends to be a bit of a chav, but bolthead was coined long before chav was in common use

Instruction: "avoid broadmead on a saturday, it's full of boltheads and their bolthead kids, clogging up the shops with their buggies [strollers]" What is the definition of "bolthead"?


agualeguas

a little town in the state of nuevo leon

Instruction: "hey what are you doing for the holidays?   going to agualeguas" What is the definition of "agualeguas"?


geebit

Context: dude check out that geebit over there

Instruction: "dude check out that geebit over there" What is the definition of "geebit"?


mamel toe

Instruction: "bobs pants are so tight you can see his mamel toe" What is the definition of "mamel toe"?


mamel toe

when a male has a wedge in the front of his pants which greatly accentuates and separates his genitalia

Instruction: ""you're walking down the street and your friend says, "whoa check out the mamel toe on that guy in the acid washed jeans" What is the definition of "mamel toe"?


mamel toe

Instruction: "that guy was so fat he had a big juicy mamel toe eating up his shorts" What is the definition of "mamel toe"?


diljoy

Context: that guys is such a diljoy

someone who's rude, lazy, useless and most importantly, disgustingly dirty  this can also be used to imply poor quality in regular objects

Instruction: "that guys is such a diljoy" What is the definition of "diljoy"?


blood page

the act of bleeding and transferring the blood on a sheet of paper to make a blood page

Instruction: "he chewed his fingers to the point of bleeding then used the blood to make a blood page" What is the definition of "blood page"?


candlestein

Context: hey, candlestein

Instruction: "hey, candlestein" What is the definition of "candlestein"?


formo

formo is a clothing style that is a combination of emo dress style and formal dress style

Instruction: "the boy wearing the tan tweed jacket with the navy slacks and vans sneakers is now dressing formo" What is the definition of "formo"?


tuesday

Context: tuesday is

Instruction: "tuesday is" What is the definition of "tuesday"?


tuesday

Context: dude i'm so tuesday right now

Instruction: "dude i'm so tuesday right now" What is the definition of "tuesday"?


tuesday

Context: "dude i'm so tuesday right now

Instruction: ""dude i'm so tuesday right now" What is the definition of "tuesday"?


tuesday

Context: that girl is aweseome, such a tuesday

a beautiful person who carries her heart on her sleeve and loves deeply

Instruction: "that girl is aweseome, such a tuesday" What is the definition of "tuesday"?


tuesday

Instruction: "person 1: hey, what's your name?  person 2: tuesday" What is the definition of "tuesday"?


ancel

Context: girl 1: omg my boyfriend is an ancel

often referred to as the perfect guy to date

Instruction: "girl 1: omg my boyfriend is an ancel" What is the definition of "ancel"?


josean

Context: josean is really hot 😍😘

a caring, sexy,awesome guy who would treat a girl nice 💕😘😍💋💏💑✨😆

Instruction: "josean is really hot 😍😘" What is the definition of "josean"?


cat brains

when a male crams his balls through the fly of his pants and unsupectedly shows a female or male for that matter

Instruction: "yo that girl sucked the knowledge out of my cat brains" What is the definition of "cat brains"?


good will hunting

going into a thrift store looking for random shit

Instruction: "i went good will hunting for some cheap polos yesterday" What is the definition of "good will hunting"?


fugnut

a term used in an insulting fashion to describe someone in a not threatening way however not used as a compliment

Instruction: "my sister is such a fugnut she does even know what is going on" What is the definition of "fugnut"?


barack n roll

Context: barack n roll is the new tune of change

the new tune of change written by barack obama

Instruction: "barack n roll is the new tune of change" What is the definition of "barack n roll"?


barack n roll

Context: barack n roll is the new tune of change

the new tune of change written by barack obama

Instruction: "barack n roll is the new tune of change" What is the definition of "barack n roll"?


durji

Context: see durji boyz, sb and ace

indian pimp/gangster, gets all girls into bed

Instruction: "see durji boyz, sb and ace" What is the definition of "durji"?


eye of the tf

Instruction: ""chaz was just about to leave aurora when some girl grabbed his arm and gave him the eye of the tf" What is the definition of "eye of the tf"?


amking

Instruction: ""wow, i never realised i had an amking  "man, you can sure be an amking sometimes""" What is the definition of "amking"?


amking

a giant, monster sized, universe shattering cock

Instruction: "i wish i had an amking like al and steve" What is the definition of "amking"?


5th flow

Instruction: "5th flow is one of the best rap rap group" What is the definition of "5th flow"?


morgandise

Context: yes finally back in morgandise

like paradise but its morgantown, west virginia

Instruction: "yes finally back in morgandise" What is the definition of "morgandise"?


aleysia

Context: i got to hang out with aleysia today :)

an awesome friend that has a great personality and makes everyone laugh

Instruction: "i got to hang out with aleysia today :)" What is the definition of "aleysia"?


ass party

like a tits and ass party, but without tits

Instruction: "cole invited rocky to an ass party last night" What is the definition of "ass party"?


ass party

like a tits and ass party, but without tits

Instruction: "cole invited rocky to an ass party last night" What is the definition of "ass party"?


bounce the brownies

1) to need to take a dump, but have no place to go

Instruction: "for 1- man, during that parent teacher conference i had to bounce the brownies" What is the definition of "bounce the brownies"?


cinderbitch

when a girl is such a frigid bitch, she tries to insult people but ends up looking stupid and stiff like a cinder block

Instruction: ""that girl over there called me a slut for no reason, she's such a cinderbitch" What is the definition of "cinderbitch"?


capri-sun blowjob

Context: "i gave a capri-sun blowjob today

method created by amanda finlayson to practice giving head

Instruction: ""i gave a capri-sun blowjob today" What is the definition of "capri-sun blowjob"?


a la verga

Context: pinche jorge vete a la verga guey

when you send something to go fuck itself

Instruction: "pinche jorge vete a la verga guey" What is the definition of "a la verga"?


afranji

a boy who usually has a crusty face and hasn't determined his sexuality yet

Instruction: "look at afranji over there, his face is so crusty" What is the definition of "afranji"?


badping

badping is a term used to describe a bad internet connection in gaming

Instruction: "you might be fast but you cant beat badping" What is the definition of "badping"?


duelo

duel, fighting verus someone from hispania

Instruction: "an argentenian comes upto you and you go duelo" What is the definition of "duelo"?


cee lo arms

used when someone has arms that are short in relation to their body

Instruction: "my girl friend can't brush the top of her head because she has little cee lo arms" What is the definition of "cee lo arms"?


hairsist

a person who defines people by their hair

Instruction: ""-"what is that hair? is he emo? " -"you hairsist" What is the definition of "hairsist"?


burbenog

a burbenog was originally a map in warcraft

Instruction: ""damn dude, that was a great burbenog game  "damn dude, you had sex for a whole burbenog?""" What is the definition of "burbenog"?


beldel

Instruction: ""i found the greatest deal on a 3-bedroom in beldel  "beldel is so yesterday, you should check out [dowisetrepla]""" What is the definition of "beldel"?


alum rock

it's a place in birmingham which has a huge amount of scary people

Instruction: "i don't have an example, if you go there to alum rock trust me u will totally get what im talking about" What is the definition of "alum rock"?


cowboy koolaid

Instruction: "coates hall fans drink the cowboy koolaid" What is the definition of "cowboy koolaid"?


cowboy koolaid

a good ol home brewed moonshine whiskey from natural grains and oats

Instruction: "grab that mason jar boy and take a swig of this cowboy koolaid" What is the definition of "cowboy koolaid"?


a red

Context: kate: yus, i've got a red

(n) a new notification, private message, or friend request on facebook, which you are alerted to via a numbered red square in the top blue banner

Instruction: "kate: yus, i've got a red" What is the definition of "a red"?


colon calculation

Instruction: "where do you get your information that 75% of poor people are drug users or just plain lazy, that sounds like you've been doing some colon calculation" What is the definition of "colon calculation"?


go sing with elvis

phrase used to mean a person is going to take a piss, usually uttered to a friend in a bar

Instruction: "hey dave, save my seat, i'm going to go sing with elvis" What is the definition of "go sing with elvis"?


bloody besties

when you and another person are experiencing the symptoms of a period and bond over it

Instruction: "luis is acting like he's on his period, and i really am, we're bloody besties now" What is the definition of "bloody besties"?


baenus

"it is the area of a man's body located between the balls and the anus

Instruction: "his baenus is so swollen because his woman won't let him out of the house" What is the definition of "baenus"?


church wine

Instruction: ""hey bro, do you have anything to drink? "i'm all out of natty light, but i can make you a church wine" What is the definition of "church wine"?


bunction

to be wasted, blown to the bone or just fucked up

Instruction: "did you see rick last night? he was totally bunction from all that weed he was smoking" What is the definition of "bunction"?


colorado cum fest

Instruction: "dude wanna have a colorado cum fest this weekend? hecka yee" What is the definition of "colorado cum fest"?


bunnyassassin

Instruction: "elmer fudd sways wabbits, he is a bunnyassassin" What is the definition of "bunnyassassin"?


aleza

Context: that lady aleza is such a bitch

a nagging lonely bitch who has nothing to do with her life and is also considered the devils child

Instruction: "that lady aleza is such a bitch" What is the definition of "aleza"?


twilight sex

is when a girl watches the popular twilight movies and then full of hormones and giddy from her vampire/wolf fantasies pounces on someone and procedes to initiate intercourse

Instruction: "my girl was so horny after [twilight] she mounted me and i totally got some twilight sex" What is the definition of "twilight sex"?


madele

Instruction: "that girl over there is really cute oh yeah she's so madele" What is the definition of "madele"?


inaccurance

inaccurate to such wild extent as to make one piss themselves out of raw fear

Instruction: "the inaccurance of that report blew my mind" What is the definition of "inaccurance"?


bushkraut

Instruction: "hey, check out the bushkraut over there selling maps" What is the definition of "bushkraut"?


air miles

an imaginary reward of an unspecified nature

Instruction: ""keep this up bonny lad and i can promise you a place on the board, and all the air miles you can eat" What is the definition of "air miles"?


jesus sandwich

the wafer the priest gives during communion  (also referred to as christ sandwich)

Instruction: ""a person visiting a catholic church asks, "what is that they're eating?"  the reply, "that's a jesus sandwich" What is the definition of "jesus sandwich"?


cyberman

a certain person who is trying to start a conflict over the internet with certain websites and has called the police on them

Instruction: "cyberman is a fat mother-fucking cock sucker" What is the definition of "cyberman"?


butterfly stamp

the print made by female genitalia when it is dipped in ink and then pressed onto paper

Instruction: "i just love the blue butterfly stamp you made for jeff" What is the definition of "butterfly stamp"?


blew a cornhole

1) caused by a lack of understanding of chemistry 2) a state of extreme anger to the extent where words can not convey one's emotions

Instruction: "during their long winded debate over whether hydrogen is a chemical element, the muffin man blew a cornhole" What is the definition of "blew a cornhole"?


fofing

"the act of engaging in "fuck off friday" activities

Instruction: "coworker 1: what's on your agenda for today?  coworker 2: nothing, i'm fofing till 5" What is the definition of "fofing"?


binge week

a period of time, usually a week, in which a sports team having just ended their season drinks excessively to no end

Instruction: ""we lost in the nescac semifinals, seasons over boys, time to start binge week  "binge week is one way to fail out of school""" What is the definition of "binge week"?


gramby

Context: you're eating gramby

food consumed illegally for desert or as a treat

Instruction: "you're eating gramby" What is the definition of "gramby"?


gramby

Instruction: "wow, ron is the best gramby ever according to the whitty's" What is the definition of "gramby"?


phonzies

Context: dude look at those phonzies over there

Instruction: "dude look at those phonzies over there" What is the definition of "phonzies"?


creasy

Context: shut up creasy stubous

a greasy slut, used to replace someones first name e

Instruction: "shut up creasy stubous" What is the definition of "creasy"?


creasy

name of the badass main character in man on fire played by denzel washington

Instruction: "you see man on fire? creasy is a fucking badass" What is the definition of "creasy"?


creasy

Context: shut up creasy stubous

a greasy slut, used to replace someones first name e

Instruction: "shut up creasy stubous" What is the definition of "creasy"?


creasy

name of the badass main character in man on fire played by denzel washington

Instruction: "you see man on fire? creasy is a fucking badass" What is the definition of "creasy"?


fifi chop

"the act of sticking two or three dutch "fifi" sausage candies in your ass and then asking your partner for a blowjob

Instruction: "henk was really hungry while having sex so he decided to have a fifi chop with sandra" What is the definition of "fifi chop"?


auroville

auroville is a universal township in the making for a population of up to 50,000 people from around the world

Instruction: "auroville la ville dont la terre a besoin  the city the earth needs" What is the definition of "auroville"?


10 yr plan

someone who plans to graduate from their local community college in 10 yrs or more

Instruction: "yeah, i am on the 10 yr plan at -insert community college name-" What is the definition of "10 yr plan"?


asian a

the grade of an asian a is more than 100% a b is 95% and a c is 90% also a 85% is a d

Instruction: "(asian) man i got 90% on my math quiz (white well versed with asians) dude thats an asian c u need help to get an asian a" What is the definition of "asian a"?


cachorro

Instruction: "he told me he'd come over and make me feel better, but i know he's married-- what a cachorro" What is the definition of "cachorro"?


shit-eating

Context: hey man you shit-eating today?

Instruction: "hey man you shit-eating today?" What is the definition of "shit-eating"?


no connection

Context: no connection is an awesome band

an alternative rockband formed by graham young, simon whenlock and jon hill

Instruction: "no connection is an awesome band" What is the definition of "no connection"?


crusty goggles

when a male busts a load in an unsuspecting sleeping persons eyes

Instruction: "when sally woke up, she couldn't open her eyes on account of the crusty goggles that billy had given her the night before" What is the definition of "crusty goggles"?


crusty goggles

when a girl is sleeping and you bust on her eyes and when she wakes up the jizz will dry up and she cant open her eyes

Instruction: "yo man i heard that girl had crusty goggles" What is the definition of "crusty goggles"?


alien bastard

a complete cunt who is completely different from anyone you have ever met before

Instruction: "shit, that new kids a total alien bastard" What is the definition of "alien bastard"?


good on ya

kudos, congratulations, way to go?  first place i heard it was on andy of mayberry

Instruction: "you won the spelling bee, well good on ya" What is the definition of "good on ya"?


good on ya

Context: u slept with her? good on ya

Instruction: "u slept with her? good on ya" What is the definition of "good on ya"?


bo-nizzle

(adj)(noun)(verb) , bo-niz-al , abreviation :boniz, bonizlay, bo

Instruction: "i am the bo-nizzle,i bonizzled that muddy foooer,that was bo-nizzle" What is the definition of "bo-nizzle"?


ghost nap

when you sit in the back of class and sleep with a hoodie on, obscuring your identity from attentive teachers and peers

Instruction: "mary: who's that sleeping back there? bill: that's just richard taking a ghost nap after pulling an all-nighter" What is the definition of "ghost nap"?


ghost nap

when you sit in the back of class and lay your head down with a hoodie over your head and go to sleep,

Instruction: "mary: who's that sleeping back there in the blue hoodie? bill: that's just richard taking a ghost nap after pulling an all-nighter" What is the definition of "ghost nap"?


guano pills

Instruction: "dude, she forgot to take her guano pills today and has been dancing naked in the front yard" What is the definition of "guano pills"?


ehmahgawd

Context: ehmahgawd

Instruction: "ehmahgawd" What is the definition of "ehmahgawd"?


guap drop

Instruction: "i gots to get my guap drop on, before a mudfall occurs" What is the definition of "guap drop"?


audina

Instruction: ""mike: "oh man this audina bitch had me fiendin for another greasy blumpkin" What is the definition of "audina"?


bernie smith

Context: bernie smith towna4life

Instruction: "bernie smith towna4life" What is the definition of "bernie smith"?


dude guy

Context: dude guy

"an interjection used by people in new hampshire

Instruction: "dude guy" What is the definition of "dude guy"?


dude guy

Context: uh, i gave it to dude guy over there

(n) a term used when you can't remember (or don't know) someone's name

Instruction: "uh, i gave it to dude guy over there" What is the definition of "dude guy"?


dude guy

"an individual who wears work boots, jeans, and a sleeveless shirt and usually refers to people and ends his sentences with "guy"

Instruction: ""a dude guy would say: "yeah guy load up em them barrels into the super duty, aight guy?""" What is the definition of "dude guy"?


albino chino

Instruction: "are you sure that guy it scottish? he's definitely an albino chino" What is the definition of "albino chino"?


geyser

Instruction: "i havent showered in a week my geyser is itchy" What is the definition of "geyser"?


geyser

a bloke who's a bit hard and thinks he's the [dogs bollox]

Instruction: "that geyser just pinched my [birds] arse" What is the definition of "geyser"?


geyser

the head of the penis is slipped into a hole of a loose woven afghan or quilt, and you masterbate, resulting in your come to shoot straight up

Instruction: "i did a geyser watching porn thursday, it was awesome" What is the definition of "geyser"?


geyser

Context: ouh yeas, i'm a real cukny geyser

1) a faggoty mis-pronounciation of [geezer]

Instruction: "ouh yeas, i'm a real cukny geyser" What is the definition of "geyser"?


geyser

Instruction: "i havent showered in a week my geyser is itchy" What is the definition of "geyser"?


geyser

a bloke who's a bit hard and thinks he's the [dogs bollox]

Instruction: "that geyser just pinched my [birds] arse" What is the definition of "geyser"?


geyser

the head of the penis is slipped into a hole of a loose woven afghan or quilt, and you masterbate, resulting in your come to shoot straight up

Instruction: "i did a geyser watching porn thursday, it was awesome" What is the definition of "geyser"?


geyser

Context: ouh yeas, i'm a real cukny geyser

1) a faggoty mis-pronounciation of [geezer]

Instruction: "ouh yeas, i'm a real cukny geyser" What is the definition of "geyser"?


gay n' a half

some person whos being really gay or being a faggot about something

Instruction: "brians being gay n' a half about this whole thing" What is the definition of "gay n' a half"?


blow cake

a small birthday cake purchased in additional to the regular cake

Instruction: "we had better get a blow cake for uncle lester's birthday so that he doesn't ruin everyone's cake like last year" What is the definition of "blow cake"?


zealous fuel

the musical intersection of unpleasant rhythm and painful meter changes

Instruction: "the opening band tonight has a serious case of zealous fuel" What is the definition of "zealous fuel"?


fogeddaboddit!

Context: bloomberg and taxes? fogeddaboddit!

what new yorkers say to each other in moments of exasperation/resignation

Instruction: "bloomberg and taxes? fogeddaboddit!" What is the definition of "fogeddaboddit!"?


buckhead beef

referring to those hoochie mamas that go out dressed like hookers in buckhead (the trendy atlanta nightspot)

Instruction: "you could smell the herd of buckhead beef crossing the street before you could see them" What is the definition of "buckhead beef"?


barley dip

when someone leaves their beer unattended, dip your ball sack in it, and have someone take pictures while your doing it

Instruction: "flounder just went to the bathroom and left his beer on the table, lets barley dip him" What is the definition of "barley dip"?


chicken noodle soup

a crazy out of control dance, created in harlem, ny usually in unisync with another dance called the tone wop

Instruction: "let it ran, now clear it out chicken noodle soup, chick chicken noodle soup chicken noodle soup, chick chicken noodle soup" What is the definition of "chicken noodle soup"?


chicken noodle soup

Instruction: "damn that nigga can do the chicken noodle soup mad good" What is the definition of "chicken noodle soup"?


chicken noodle soup

Instruction: "chicken noodle soup chicken noodle soup chicken noodle soup with a soda on the side" What is the definition of "chicken noodle soup"?


chicken noodle soup

a new dance that looks like shucking and jiving

Instruction: "damn, even after all these years they got us shucking and jiving, look at the chicken noodle soup" What is the definition of "chicken noodle soup"?


chicken noodle soup

"a new dance created in harlem, new york

Instruction: "chicken noodle soup 3x wit a soda on da side let's get it" What is the definition of "chicken noodle soup"?


chicken noodle soup

Context: ayo shanequa do the chicken noodle soup

one of the newest dances from harlem, ny

Instruction: "ayo shanequa do the chicken noodle soup" What is the definition of "chicken noodle soup"?


chicken noodle soup

chicen noddle soup with a soda on the side refers to cooking up crack rock

Instruction: "when you serve crackheads crack, you are serving chicken noodle soup" What is the definition of "chicken noodle soup"?


chicken noodle soup

Context: i love chicken noodle soup

a)soup consisting of chicken, noodles, broth etc

Instruction: "i love chicken noodle soup" What is the definition of "chicken noodle soup"?


chicken noodle soup

Instruction: "every doin dat chicken noodle soup dance need to go jump off brooklyn bridge" What is the definition of "chicken noodle soup"?


chicken noodle soup

a dance made in harlem, new york and is a combination of the harlem shake and the tone woop at the same

Instruction: "its so many dances out like the lean wit it, rock wit it, motorcyle, shoulder lean, and now the chicken noodle soup" What is the definition of "chicken noodle soup"?


keeping it g

just doing you and pulling bad hoes along the way

Instruction: ""how does that man stay with the dimes?  "he's just keeping it g my dude""" What is the definition of "keeping it g"?


keeping it g

just doing you and pulling bad hoes along the way

Instruction: ""how does that man stay with the dimes?  "he's just keeping it g my dude""" What is the definition of "keeping it g"?


bear shit

Instruction: "bear shit was coming out of my ass all night after that party" What is the definition of "bear shit"?


bad granola

Context: dude, i just smoked some bad granola

Instruction: "dude, i just smoked some bad granola" What is the definition of "bad granola"?


brown nile

Context: i gave your mom the brown nile

the act of peeing in a womans anus, causing a muddy warm sensation to seep down her crack of her anus, then to proceed down into gouchville

Instruction: "i gave your mom the brown nile" What is the definition of "brown nile"?


girlfriend zoned

when a guy/girl will only ever see you as a romantic intrist and not a friend no matter how many times they are turned down

Instruction: "i got girlfriend zoned by my best friend" What is the definition of "girlfriend zoned"?


girlfriend zoned

when a guy/girl will only ever see you as a romantic intrist and not a friend no matter how many times they are turned down

Instruction: "i got girlfriend zoned by my best friend" What is the definition of "girlfriend zoned"?


bowie knife mistake

a slang expression used to describe a red gash, or womans fanny

Instruction: " mate she had a seriously loose bowie knife mistake" What is the definition of "bowie knife mistake"?


banightmare

nightmare that involves bananas whether it be picking, eating or any other activity

Instruction: "i picked so many bananas yesterday that i had a banightmare last night" What is the definition of "banightmare"?


broodvibe

Instruction: "man, these crystals are really harshing my broodvibe" What is the definition of "broodvibe"?


cold as a witches titty

when you are outside and your nipples are sticking straight out

Instruction: "my wife and i walked outside and i said wow your cold as a witches titty" What is the definition of "cold as a witches titty"?


greenpark

Instruction: ""what are you doing today? "just chilling at greenpark aye, gonna get stoned as fuck"  "pass me the durry""" What is the definition of "greenpark"?


card hash

crystal hash made by collecting thc crystal from marijuana and pressing it in between the cards

Instruction: "my buddy made some good card hash last night" What is the definition of "card hash"?


bull dogg

the act of putting the male genatalia between the legs (mangina) and barking while taking small, short hops in the backward direction

Instruction: "in the locker room charles did the bull dogg to coach lewis" What is the definition of "bull dogg"?


bull dogg

Context: i done gave dat bitch da bull dogg

beat your partner senseless after sex and bite them

Instruction: "i done gave dat bitch da bull dogg" What is the definition of "bull dogg"?


french whore

a woman who wears so much perfume she smells horrible

Instruction: "a woman stinking like a french whore approached me at the bar" What is the definition of "french whore"?


french whore

a single woman who smiles at a woman's husband and ignores his wife

Instruction: "the french whore smiled at my husband and did not cast even a look at me" What is the definition of "french whore"?


french whore

Instruction: "the french whore works as a waitress at a foreign cafe and brings order to the men at the table" What is the definition of "french whore"?


french whore

a person who kisses with extreme sluttyness

Instruction: "my my ashley you sure are a french whore" What is the definition of "french whore"?


[mohammed]

Instruction: "[mohammed] is the greatest person ever in the history" What is the definition of "[mohammed]"?


butt flavor

Instruction: "julia's boyfriend thinks she has a great butt flavor" What is the definition of "butt flavor"?


vute

Context: tsang lai ting is a vute girl

Instruction: "tsang lai ting is a vute girl" What is the definition of "vute"?


ctjl

the sexiest mofo to every grace this sweet earth, as seen on amaiotaku

Instruction: "i'd really like to hunt that ctjl down and bang his brains out" What is the definition of "ctjl"?


fuqnawesome

Context: the car on the corner is fuqnawesome

Instruction: "the car on the corner is fuqnawesome" What is the definition of "fuqnawesome"?


psychomelodic

the ability to predict a song being played hours or moments before actually being played

Instruction: "he was being psychomelodic when he mentioned hero by enrique iglesias and was later played on the radio" What is the definition of "psychomelodic"?


ecomadda

feces, human/animal waste, shit, crap, poop, ect

Instruction: ""adrienne and i were just doing ecomadda around town" What is the definition of "ecomadda"?


ass contractions

when an intense shit attack overwhelms you to the point where you'll shit in the river and wipe your ass with a rock

Instruction: "after eating two dozen hot wings and jalapeno poppers, i had ass contractions like there was fire in my ass" What is the definition of "ass contractions"?


lolhole

Context: she asked for it up her lolhole

Instruction: "she asked for it up her lolhole" What is the definition of "lolhole"?


clouf-booter

an old french man who steals the buttons off of women's clothing and then hides the buttons under his foreskin

Instruction: "that clouf-booter should be arrested for public indecency" What is the definition of "clouf-booter"?


aborition

Instruction: "that freakin' aborition won't leave me alone" What is the definition of "aborition"?


flat eric

Context: flat eric sells levi's

a plush charactor used in the levi jeans comercial and also for an e's shoes video add

Instruction: "flat eric sells levi's" What is the definition of "flat eric"?


hood cat

hoodlums from the city of fountain valley

Instruction: "yo that nigga over there is from fountain valley he's probably a hood cat" What is the definition of "hood cat"?


buttspeech

when someone talks non-sense and says something that is not audibly understandable

Instruction: "buttspeech user: fdshg gfdgsf aofejwnc you: what the hell did you just say?" What is the definition of "buttspeech"?


african snail

the sexual act partaking when an older male or female removes his/her dentures to perform oral sex on his/her sexual partner

Instruction: "after the repair man fixed her television, the elderly lady did not have any money so she performed an african snail on him to repay him" What is the definition of "african snail"?


fart starter

1) a fart starter is someone who begins to fart and then realizes another person is in the room

Instruction: "cindy was an avid fart starter and she had to be" What is the definition of "fart starter"?


arffmagetts

Context: woof woof  my name is arffmagetts

the real official name for a dog, other names used are considered nicknames and are insults to dogs

Instruction: "woof woof  my name is arffmagetts" What is the definition of "arffmagetts"?


counterfriends

associating with someone who works behind a counter

Instruction: "that cute guy justin from walgreens, with the pout and crossed arms? we're counterfriends" What is the definition of "counterfriends"?


counterfriends

an alternative and perhaps superior definition is from a business or work setting

Instruction: "to avoid serving prison time for murder, i approach all my counterfriends with misdirection and kindness" What is the definition of "counterfriends"?


brianna banks

Instruction: "if you dont know who brianna banks is, you should defintely look into it" What is the definition of "brianna banks"?


brianna banks

Instruction: "brianna banks makes me cum just thinking about her" What is the definition of "brianna banks"?


brianna banks

hot as fuck pornstar that sucks dick like a pro

Instruction: "the thought that brianna banks can deep throat my whole cock, makes me want to bust a nut" What is the definition of "brianna banks"?


dominating

Instruction: "boss: how's it going today? employee: dominating" What is the definition of "dominating"?


aidar

Context: he was caught out by the aidar

Instruction: "he was caught out by the aidar" What is the definition of "aidar"?


busit baby

when u fuck a dude you dont go wit him he call u his busit baby

Instruction: "somethin like fuck buddies plies said he had a busit baby" What is the definition of "busit baby"?


chicken shit

Instruction: "that punk won't fight because he's a little chicken shit" What is the definition of "chicken shit"?


chicken shit

superfluous, unnecessary, petty, trivial, insignificant, needless, uncalled-for…

Instruction: "take you chicken shit job with your chicken shit ideas and shove it up your chicken shit butt" What is the definition of "chicken shit"?


chicken shit

Instruction: "randy orton(always letting his bitch do his dirty work) such a chicken shit" What is the definition of "chicken shit"?


chicken shit

Context: your a total chicken shit

the stuff that chickens crap out, refered to a coward or panzee

Instruction: "your a total chicken shit" What is the definition of "chicken shit"?


chicken shit

Instruction: "time to clean the chicken shit out of the hen-house again" What is the definition of "chicken shit"?


chicken shit

Instruction: "that punk won't fight because he's a little chicken shit" What is the definition of "chicken shit"?


chicken shit

superfluous, unnecessary, petty, trivial, insignificant, needless, uncalled-for…

Instruction: "take you chicken shit job with your chicken shit ideas and shove it up your chicken shit butt" What is the definition of "chicken shit"?


chicken shit

Instruction: "randy orton(always letting his bitch do his dirty work) such a chicken shit" What is the definition of "chicken shit"?


chicken shit

Context: your a total chicken shit

the stuff that chickens crap out, refered to a coward or panzee

Instruction: "your a total chicken shit" What is the definition of "chicken shit"?


chicken shit

Instruction: "time to clean the chicken shit out of the hen-house again" What is the definition of "chicken shit"?


boner pee

boner pee- when one must stand back far and lean forward to avoid a:pissing on the toilet seat or b: to avoid pissing in your own face

Instruction: "this morning i had to take a mean boner pee" What is the definition of "boner pee"?


bible head

Instruction: "that bible head on the school counsil is trying to get the ten commandments" What is the definition of "bible head"?


bevelent

Context: oh anna, i'm feeling rather bevelent

derived from the word 'benevelent', meaning to be extra nice to people under the influence of alcohol (beverages)

Instruction: "oh anna, i'm feeling rather bevelent" What is the definition of "bevelent"?


a ten

Context: stephanie piening is a ten

a girl so gorgeous that looking at her makes you feel like you just pissed yourself

Instruction: "stephanie piening is a ten" What is the definition of "a ten"?


clouds in my coffee

Instruction: "i had some dreams they were clouds in my coffee clouds in my coffee (lyric)" What is the definition of "clouds in my coffee"?


clouds in my coffee

Context: damn, theres clouds in my coffee

Instruction: "damn, theres clouds in my coffee" What is the definition of "clouds in my coffee"?


algebriac

an expression emphasizing surprise and quick analysis of a situation or an object

Instruction: "did you see that comet fly by? it was algebriac" What is the definition of "algebriac"?


harveen

Context: damn, harveen is so bad ass

Instruction: "damn, harveen is so bad ass" What is the definition of "harveen"?


harveen

Context: boy 1 : that girl must be a harveen

Instruction: "boy 1 : that girl must be a harveen" What is the definition of "harveen"?


bant land

the land in which one gets their banter from

Instruction: "person 1: where did you get that [rufelin] from?  person 2: oh i got it from bant land" What is the definition of "bant land"?


beavis'd

Context: damn, that guy really beavis'd that up

to mishandle a situation,or royally screw something up

Instruction: "damn, that guy really beavis'd that up" What is the definition of "beavis'd"?


boomtap

another word for female oral sex, usually when given by a man

Instruction: "he may be ugly, but you don't have to see his face during the whole boomtap" What is the definition of "boomtap"?


hawaiian-style

Context: we did it hawaiian-style last night

old school way of referring to titty fucking

Instruction: "we did it hawaiian-style last night" What is the definition of "hawaiian-style"?


hawaiian-style

term used to describe wild sex on a beach that involves large amounts of baby oil, assorted fruits and a fresh banana peel

Instruction: "dude, i tied to convince her to try it hawaiian-style but she was to freaked out by the banana peel" What is the definition of "hawaiian-style"?


kaleem ullah

actual meaning: he to whom god has talked

Instruction: "mosas(musa) kaleem-allah kaleem ullah is born to lead" What is the definition of "kaleem ullah"?


abnirmal

person who exhibits excessive crazy_eddy tendencies

Instruction: "dood renuraid was so abnirmal in todays convo" What is the definition of "abnirmal"?


buzzkilling

buzzkilling is a relatively new fad, depicting situations where something is out of place

Instruction: "timothy: lawl tom come look at this buzzkilling picture of a ram hanging from a power line" What is the definition of "buzzkilling"?


buzzkilling

Instruction: ""dude shut up your buzzkilling " i already bought you a 6 pack stop buzzkilling""" What is the definition of "buzzkilling"?


c train

a slang term for coricidin get the purple box u niggas!!

Instruction: "me and my friends went to meijer and got some c train and tripped good as hell later downtown" What is the definition of "c train"?


anal retentive thunder cunt

what you call someone when they dish out a random insult and you dont feel like playing that game

Instruction: "foreman: douchebag cunningham: don't even start with me you anal retentive thunder cunt" What is the definition of "anal retentive thunder cunt"?


bully-nerd

Context: chris scarpelli is a bully-nerd

a person that will pick on an individual or individuals for their shortcomings, but will come home and open up his favorite d&d module

Instruction: "chris scarpelli is a bully-nerd" What is the definition of "bully-nerd"?


grodling

Context: look what a cute grodling

Instruction: "look what a cute grodling" What is the definition of "grodling"?


buggerface

Context: 1) i love you buggerface

Instruction: "1) i love you buggerface" What is the definition of "buggerface"?


beating the lamp

massaging the tip of your penis then sticking your finger in the hole to plug the cum up and it inflates to the shape of a lampshade

Instruction: "i got an infection from beating the lamp" What is the definition of "beating the lamp"?


dat fi!

Context: "gurl you got dat fi! ass pussy

Instruction: ""gurl you got dat fi! ass pussy" What is the definition of "dat fi!"?


backwoods twister

when a man is getting fucked by another man and the one doing the fucking reaches around and twists the other man's nipples

Instruction: "man i was getting fucked last night and he reached around and gave me a backwoods twister" What is the definition of "backwoods twister"?


bulletbait

term used to describe desperate individual, who for financial gain, spurns the love of their own country to move a couple of hundred miles south

Instruction: "that callum mackay turned out to be a right bloody bulletbait" What is the definition of "bulletbait"?


funj

Context: that sounds funj

Instruction: "that sounds funj" What is the definition of "funj"?


awesomelette

Context: dude, that was an awesomelette

an omelette that is somehow extraordinarily awesome

Instruction: "dude, that was an awesomelette" What is the definition of "awesomelette"?


darrison

Context: that game last night was darrison

to be in the state of total awesomeness or when you are talking about a moment or thing that was/is totally awesome

Instruction: "that game last night was darrison" What is the definition of "darrison"?


andrew olsen

"a guy who typically uses girls younger than himself

Instruction: "i can't believe he just pulled an andrew olsen on her" What is the definition of "andrew olsen"?


davontae

Instruction: "soon as you start domin you gon know i'm a davontae ass nigga" What is the definition of "davontae"?


bintch

Context: that tracey, she's a fucking bintch

a tart (bint) who is also a bitch (most bints are bitches)

Instruction: "that tracey, she's a fucking bintch" What is the definition of "bintch"?


e-weed

weed that is bought online, and sent to you in the mail, or by courier or other shipping service

Instruction: "hey lets roll a blunt, i just got a quarter of e-weed from hermes the hash trader" What is the definition of "e-weed"?


anonybully

someone who anonymously uses online forums, bulletin boards or blogs for the purpose of bullying without fear of repercusions

Instruction: "i quit posting on that forum after an anonybully insulted my mother" What is the definition of "anonybully"?


abbasid dynasty

the dynasty of caliphs who governed the islamic empire from 750 until 1258 ce

Instruction: "the abbasid dynasty was founded on two disaffected islamic populations: non-arabic muslims and shi'ites" What is the definition of "abbasid dynasty"?


chillaxification

Instruction: "bill was working on his chillaxification on the day of the test" What is the definition of "chillaxification"?


chuff pot

Instruction: "look at that chuff pot coming out of morleys with another bucket of chicken" What is the definition of "chuff pot"?


ceadrophelia

Context: i'm a ceadrophelia

the sexual desire to rape and kill paedophiles

Instruction: "i'm a ceadrophelia" What is the definition of "ceadrophelia"?


drop it like its hot

"a word originated by lil' wayne from the cash money millionaires

Instruction: ""after you back it up don't stop, dr-dr-drop, drop it like its hot -juvenile ft" What is the definition of "drop it like its hot"?


drop it like its hot

"a phrase of unknown origin that describes a girl dropping her azz down low to the floor

Instruction: "baby, while you're grabbing me that beer, drop it like its hot" What is the definition of "drop it like its hot"?


drop it like its hot

Instruction: "after t bell i had to drop it like its hot" What is the definition of "drop it like its hot"?


friendsest

the (potentially dangerous) act of dating within one's immediate circle of friends

Instruction: "when catie and brandon started dating, and the group's friendsest had reached critical mass, no one was sure if a fight or an orgy would break out" What is the definition of "friendsest"?


code rhino

Context: amy has a code rhino on her hands

"used to identify a situation where a young, attractive woman is being uncomfortably hit on by a much older man

Instruction: "amy has a code rhino on her hands" What is the definition of "code rhino"?


boppin-billy

a female, that sucks dick usually for food like cereal

Instruction: "kaylee uses her boppin-billy skills to provide for her fifteen kids" What is the definition of "boppin-billy"?


beaudreau

Instruction: "take it easy beaudreau; whats up beaudreau" What is the definition of "beaudreau"?


yobie

Context: dianne rolls a wicked yobie

Instruction: "dianne rolls a wicked yobie" What is the definition of "yobie"?


yobie

a [joint] or [spliff], generally of large size

Instruction: "dude, we smoked a yobie that jonny twisted up and got totally baked" What is the definition of "yobie"?


yobie

Instruction: "i love yobie  is yobie a rodent or animal?  yobie is a small animal/rodent" What is the definition of "yobie"?


yobie

Context: gimme a yobie

Instruction: "gimme a yobie" What is the definition of "yobie"?


etroduce

to introduce someone electronically via email, facebook, myspace or other online forum

Instruction: "i can etroduce you to that hot girl, she's totally one of my facebook friends" What is the definition of "etroduce"?


dog food

Context: i'm off that dog food

a word used to refer to the drug heroine

Instruction: "i'm off that dog food" What is the definition of "dog food"?


dog food

what they serve in all school cafeterias across the country

Instruction: "todays special: dog food (liver and shit flavored)" What is the definition of "dog food"?


dog food

Instruction: "dog food is my anti drug but now i am addicted to it" What is the definition of "dog food"?


man gps

Context: i used my man gps to get to the store

the innate ability a man has to know exactly where he is going

Instruction: "i used my man gps to get to the store" What is the definition of "man gps"?


rdm

Context: this is an rdm example

red door meet a rapidly growing weekly car meet held in portland oregon

Instruction: "this is an rdm example" What is the definition of "rdm"?


rdm

abbreviation for former football player now manager roberto di matteo

Instruction: "rdm should be given another chance in the premier league" What is the definition of "rdm"?


rdm

Instruction: "rdm sure has some stuff up his sleeve for season 4" What is the definition of "rdm"?


creamfields

Context: it's coming up creamfields

"inspired by the mind blowing set performed by dj tiesto at the 2009 creamfields music festival

Instruction: "it's coming up creamfields" What is the definition of "creamfields"?


dvla

the uk driver and vehicle licensing agency, based in [swansea]

Instruction: "i'm still waiting to get my driving license back from the dvla" What is the definition of "dvla"?


radical circumcision

Instruction: "his cock is skinned so tight it must have been a radical circumcision" What is the definition of "radical circumcision"?


fystroulia

Instruction: ""we went out to collect some fystroulia for the dinner" What is the definition of "fystroulia"?


after burners

when you rip a really bad fart and your asshole burns

Instruction: "in gym, i let out the smelliest fart and then i had the after burners on" What is the definition of "after burners"?


cuddle puddle

a group of people cuddling en masse, usually to comfort each other or express mutual friendship

Instruction: "lisa's friends offered her so many hugs that everyone formed a cuddle puddle in the den" What is the definition of "cuddle puddle"?


cuddle puddle

Context: i was in a cuddle puddle

"a group of ravers "cuddling" at a rave"

Instruction: "i was in a cuddle puddle" What is the definition of "cuddle puddle"?


cuddle puddle

when 2 or more people are involved in cuddling/[spooning]

Instruction: "richard: what are you guys doing on the floor? sasha: it's a cuddle puddle" What is the definition of "cuddle puddle"?


drawing a monster

the act of taking a difficult [dump] often accompanied by pleading to god for the turd to drop

Instruction: "i can't answer the phone right now, i'm drawing a monster" What is the definition of "drawing a monster"?


fatty bumsticks

a thin person who has put on weight in strange places resulting in man breasts and a pot belly

Instruction: "tim better go easy on the snacks or he'll be a fatty bumsticks (oops, too late" What is the definition of "fatty bumsticks"?


bi polar

being nice and sweet one minute and being a total [bitch] the next

Instruction: "joe:i love you so much sue:aww i love you too joe:you're such a fucking whore  that boy is [hella] bi polar" What is the definition of "bi polar"?


bi polar

being nice and sweet one minute and being a total [bitch] the next

Instruction: "joe:i love you so much sue:aww i love you too joe:you're such a fucking whore  that boy is [hella] bi polar" What is the definition of "bi polar"?


bobalong

something that decideds to float vigerously on the surface of a body of water

Instruction: "jim: my god that cow was duing 1 hell of a bobalong last night bill: i kno it was just crazy" What is the definition of "bobalong"?


curb situation

"a seemingly mundane, yet ironical occurrence in everyday life that you could imagine being on an episode of hbo's "curb your enthusiasm

Instruction: ""i had a curb situation today at the craft store today" What is the definition of "curb situation"?


caps lock e-mail

an e-mail, written entirely in capital letters, with the intention to convey the senders' sincerity and conviction

Instruction: "just received a caps lock e-mail from pat" What is the definition of "caps lock e-mail"?


veek

Context: man, u need a shower u smell like veek

"veek is a smelly fat kid whose origin is hamburg he has a massive tounge and a terrible lisp

Instruction: "man, u need a shower u smell like veek" What is the definition of "veek"?


veek

Context: my name is veek

Instruction: "my name is veek" What is the definition of "veek"?


brown finger

a male who likes sticking his finger up someones asshole

Instruction: "who's that trampish guy over ther -oh that's rory he's a right brown finger" What is the definition of "brown finger"?


brown finger

a term used to describe someoes finger or fingers after they have suufferd from a brown tickler

Instruction: "guy 1: let me get some popcorn  guy 2: not after what happend earlier get your brown finger out of my popcorn" What is the definition of "brown finger"?


bust a free

a hip hop term used to denote the art of rap [freestyling]

Instruction: "" "yo andre, show these nigga's how to rap and bust a free on their asses" What is the definition of "bust a free"?


chipootle

Instruction: "my coworker tahmina and i just had to chipootle today for lunch" What is the definition of "chipootle"?


blashgoo

this is the correct spelling of blashgoo

Instruction: "that soda is damn old since it has turned into blashgoo" What is the definition of "blashgoo"?


bankro

Context: i need some bankro dawg

Instruction: "i need some bankro dawg" What is the definition of "bankro"?


bryking

Instruction: ""friend 1: "damn, he is bryking so hard right now" What is the definition of "bryking"?


poonts

Context: dude1: man look at those awesome poonts

trendy female shorts, specifically of the gaucho variety

Instruction: "dude1: man look at those awesome poonts" What is the definition of "poonts"?


esbunghole

Context: espanol? esbunghole

when someone is speaking fake spanish, or trying to act mexican

Instruction: "espanol? esbunghole" What is the definition of "esbunghole"?


airsoft goon

a person who enjoys pretending to be in the army by playing airsoft

Instruction: "max enjoys pretending to be in the army, therefore he is an airsoft goon" What is the definition of "airsoft goon"?


alchemized

when one has used the power and process of transformation of an object or an idea, into another

Instruction: ""both looked up after reading the first paragraph and asked, is this a poem?" i thought, "it is now," and written word was then alchemized into poetic form" What is the definition of "alchemized"?


chromed out

Context: that shit is chromed out

Instruction: "that shit is chromed out" What is the definition of "chromed out"?


lady-yurt

Instruction: "ayla's fruitful lady-yurt yearned for jondalar's throbbing man fluid, although she was currently undergoing a vivid red paint job" What is the definition of "lady-yurt"?


ducros

an ball of white saliva that one accidentaly spits out while talking

Instruction: "eww gross dude , you just spat out a ducros" What is the definition of "ducros"?


cheesecore

Context: 1)omg, atreyu are so cheesecore

a genre of music or style that tries too hard to stick to the boundaries of the design/style

Instruction: "1)omg, atreyu are so cheesecore" What is the definition of "cheesecore"?


bacon butty

an amazing, yet simple sandwich, and perfect hangover cure

Instruction: "i had a bacon butty this morning and it made the world feel a little bit brighter" What is the definition of "bacon butty"?


bacon butty

Instruction: "i ate a bacon butty and felt my cholesterol level double" What is the definition of "bacon butty"?


bacon butty

a term used to describe the female genitailia, reffering to the padded sides resembling the baps and the fanny flaps resembling the crispy bacon

Instruction: "i wanted to rump her dump but unfortunately her bacon butty was brimming with tomato sauce" What is the definition of "bacon butty"?


brain sausage

brain sausage is also the name of a loud music style invented by a psychotic flens-drinker in germany who has bse

Instruction: "brain sausage entertainment is aaaaaalllright" What is the definition of "brain sausage"?


doucheout

a contest between two douches to discover which one is most douchey

Instruction: "ben affleck and matt damon in the film dogma performed a doucheout (affleck won" What is the definition of "doucheout"?


trequal

Instruction: "i like the first two matrix movies, but not the trequal" What is the definition of "trequal"?


chewbarking

Instruction: "i heard her chewbarking all the way from the hall and wished she had a mute button" What is the definition of "chewbarking"?


grace snicker

Context: ew that ugly grace snicker bitch

Instruction: "ew that ugly grace snicker bitch" What is the definition of "grace snicker"?


back pocket

to keep a crush/potential crush in mind for later on when you need a date

Instruction: "if things don't work out with bob, well, i've always got bill in my back pocket" What is the definition of "back pocket"?


back pocket

a person who is rarely invited but follows a group or person around all the time

Instruction: "trust me i didn't invite her, she just follows me around like a back pocket" What is the definition of "back pocket"?


curtising

the art of peeing and pooping off of a tree, while being high off of shrooms, while smoking a cuban cigar, all while being completely naked

Instruction: "meghan went curtising on national marijuana day" What is the definition of "curtising"?


bat chunk

"something that a really lame poopy person calls you when they are being dumbos

Instruction: "idiot: hahah you are such a bat chunk  sane person:" What is the definition of "bat chunk"?


Context: millie: i got a 2150

Instruction: "millie: i got a 2150" What is the definition of "2150"?


anal doublespew

Context: i had lunch at anal doublespew today

Instruction: "i had lunch at anal doublespew today" What is the definition of "anal doublespew"?


combat park

a military term referring to parking a vehicle in such a fashion to make a quick getaway in the event of a firefight

Instruction: ""there is an open spot "yo, combat park your whip so when we are leaving boozed up we don't have to fuck around""" What is the definition of "combat park"?


blitzzxxore

term meaning getting so high that you think blitzzxxore a actual word

Instruction: "'i was so blitzzxxore last night' 'thats not a word" What is the definition of "blitzzxxore"?


flipnpop

the act of turning over a girl during sex to enter her butthole from behind

Instruction: "that bitch had such a loose twat that i had to give her the ol' flipnpop" What is the definition of "flipnpop"?


crapture

the event in which all the toilets of a building are flushed simultaneously, thereby resulting in a mass exodus of waste from the aforementioned building

Instruction: "after 21 may 2011 we decided to go to the apartment and settle for a crapture instead of the rapture" What is the definition of "crapture"?


crapture

an event that seemingly marks the end of times that occurs during an extreme act of defecation

Instruction: "if harold camping could only see what i'm doing to this toilet, he'd think the crapture is upon us" What is the definition of "crapture"?


crapture

bowel movement of apocalyptic proportions

Instruction: "was just one the can, the crapture was upon me" What is the definition of "crapture"?


crapture

Instruction: "she must have bought that crapture outfit down at the crenshaw swap meet?" What is the definition of "crapture"?


human offspring

"a messy, slobbery, crying heap of flesh that carries the genetics of both human parents

Instruction: "the human offspring have a strange authority aver their elders" What is the definition of "human offspring"?


40 year-old virgin

a man/woman who is still a virgin at the age of 40

Instruction: "john : i didn't know barry was a 40 year-old virgin" What is the definition of "40 year-old virgin"?


grinched

a person who sits next to you in a public bathroom stall to take a shit, when there are options to sit one stall away

Instruction: "dude i was in the work bathroom taking a dump and david came in and totally grinched me" What is the definition of "grinched"?


grinched

when one's heart grows multiple sizes, bursting through actual and metaphorical barriers and eliminating past grumpiness

Instruction: "my heart totally grinched when i saw a tweet of nathan fillion kissing a weensy puppy" What is the definition of "grinched"?


grinched

the act of being robbed just days before christmas, just like the grinch who stole christmas

Instruction: "my friend got grinched and now has to scramble to find presents for his kids" What is the definition of "grinched"?


combee

a big fat dick, usually inserted into a female's tight anus

Instruction: "'he stuck his combee inside of me so hard and i came" What is the definition of "combee"?


e-rays

"a simple way of saying your girl friend/wife is being a bitch, and she is directing that bitchiness at you

Instruction: ""man my girl has had her e-rays on me all day  "my wife has been targeting me with her e-rays all week""" What is the definition of "e-rays"?


bin hoker

a derogatory noun from northern ireland applied to anyone who attempts to remove an item or material from amongst refuse

Instruction: "hey so, i lack funds and/or self respect; in these circumstances i feel it is appropriate for me to become a bin hoker" What is the definition of "bin hoker"?


been there blogged that

tumblr expression for when funny/awesome things that you saw months ago, but suddenly become famous and the whole world thinks they're so cool, when you really knew it forever ago

Instruction: "amy: check out this karen: lol been there blogged that" What is the definition of "been there blogged that"?


ab nada

a thing or activity that is with out exception non existent

Instruction: "question: what is there to do at your grandma's house?   answer: ab nada" What is the definition of "ab nada"?


eastcoast flavor

"something from the east coast that is hip and the "in" thing

Instruction: "yo that movie had some serious eastcoast flavor" What is the definition of "eastcoast flavor"?


borgin

Context: sam is probably a borgin

a member of the fbi who lives around rural areas

Instruction: "sam is probably a borgin" What is the definition of "borgin"?


sux

Context: "this 486 is sux

Instruction: ""this 486 is sux" What is the definition of "sux"?


sux

Context: da new movie sux

Instruction: "da new movie sux" What is the definition of "sux"?


sux

Context: yuo r teh sux

someone who isn't very cool is [teh] sux

Instruction: "yuo r teh sux" What is the definition of "sux"?


sux

Context: i'll be arriving at sux at 2:35

"the airport code for sioux city, iowa's airport, "sioux gateway airport / col

Instruction: "i'll be arriving at sux at 2:35" What is the definition of "sux"?