arstin

"often misspelled as "asking" by anyone who is not a black, urban, uk resident

Instruction: "i is liek arstin u for da last time innit to give us you walitt yeah" What is the definition of "arstin"?


draculian

Context: trent reznor is one draculian musician

dark, damp, morose, lacking light or hope

Instruction: "trent reznor is one draculian musician" What is the definition of "draculian"?


chidgey

Context: hey, your looking very chidgey today

Instruction: "hey, your looking very chidgey today" What is the definition of "chidgey"?


chidgey

to be a nerd and or loser to have no friends at skool be an emo wrist slitting fag normally has a first name jarrod or sam

Instruction: "oh ur hated heaps and get threatened alot you must be a chidgey" What is the definition of "chidgey"?


9 minute nap

to masturbate, to tell your friends that you are going to take a nap, when you are just going to jerk off

Instruction: "bill: i'm really tired imma go take a nap (nine minutes later) frank: you look more tired than when you went in, that was definitely a 9 minute nap" What is the definition of "9 minute nap"?


atomci clock god

a reference to stupid and ignorant wannabe physicists who argue with people who actually know primary school science

Instruction: "just you continue to worship your atomci clock god" What is the definition of "atomci clock god"?


ddas

Instruction: "i joined the ddas today, we need more drunks on the roads" What is the definition of "ddas"?


atblm

"abbreviation for "all the bitches love me"

Instruction: ""joe- "bro last night you got so much ass"  sam- "i know bro, atblm" What is the definition of "atblm"?


achyuth

Context: i love my achyuth

the perfect guy you met who makes you smile on days that you are down

Instruction: "i love my achyuth" What is the definition of "achyuth"?


arishia

the cooler, japanese version of [alycia]

Instruction: "person 1: hey, do you know that new girl named alycia? person 2: she's japanese, it's arishia" What is the definition of "arishia"?


mongolians

Context: god damn mongolians

the people who break down your shitty wall

Instruction: "god damn mongolians" What is the definition of "mongolians"?


mongolians

Context: god damn mongolians

shitty wall tearing people who have no life but to fuck the chinese in every way posible

Instruction: "god damn mongolians" What is the definition of "mongolians"?


mongolians

a non-sensetive race to peoples wall building needs

Instruction: "how come every time i try build shitty wall damn mongolians come break it down sweet and sour pork stuck mongolians" What is the definition of "mongolians"?


american school in london

this school is in london and is not horrible

Instruction: "british rudeboy: where you go to school mate? asl student: the american school in london british rudeboy: lets mug em mates (the student gets mugged) orrr" What is the definition of "american school in london"?


bartron

Instruction: "my god you should have seen it, the bartron dropped a stack of glasses and the buggers shattered everywhere" What is the definition of "bartron"?


boles mom

Instruction: "do i hooked up with boles mom last night" What is the definition of "boles mom"?


s.a.

Instruction: "chuck:  i learned a new beaner word; s.a.  it stands for spanish american" What is the definition of "s.a."?


qweet

the quoting of a [tweet] from another user on twitter

Instruction: ""just qweeted this guy on twitter, check it out on my feed "you've got qweet this" What is the definition of "qweet"?


qweet

Context: thats so qweet dude

Instruction: "thats so qweet dude" What is the definition of "qweet"?


chepin

Instruction: "have a chepin day stupid ass chepin fucker" What is the definition of "chepin"?


country pie hole

Instruction: "that country pie hole eats steak for lunch with no utensils, just his hands" What is the definition of "country pie hole"?


flat as a board

Instruction: "sue was flat as a board so i [nailed] her at my [workbench]" What is the definition of "flat as a board"?


stuck-up

a person who believes he or she are superior to others

Instruction: "the show “sweet 16” on mtv is a dreadful chronicle of rich, stuck-up brats going about planning their overpriced sixteenth birthday party" What is the definition of "stuck-up"?


stuck-up

arrogant, conceited, thinking one is better than everyone else

Instruction: "don't act so stuck-up in front of my friends" What is the definition of "stuck-up"?


declouet

Context: get a life you declouet

a strange individual that refuses to leave their house and or computer, and takes 5-7 showers a day

Instruction: "get a life you declouet" What is the definition of "declouet"?


sploogetastic

Context: dude, the song is sploogetastic

Instruction: "dude, the song is sploogetastic" What is the definition of "sploogetastic"?


cheating tomatoes

the act of lying by omitting the truth, to have knowledge of something that someone else wants, needs, or should know

Instruction: "she knew i wouldn't approve of her actions so she's been cheating tomatoes to keep me from being pissed at her" What is the definition of "cheating tomatoes"?


bollockai

Context: oh bollockai

a word used when no attention wishes to be drawn but anger and frustration need to be released

Instruction: "oh bollockai" What is the definition of "bollockai"?


dehme

refers to someone with the measels, or an extreme case of acne

Instruction: "when micheal was making out with ryan it was obvious he had dehme" What is the definition of "dehme"?


gutts

what you say to someone if they are [wounded] / something unfortunate has happened to them

Instruction: "jetta: 'sup? adam: casley rejected me again :( jetta: aha gutts mate" What is the definition of "gutts"?


arkane

"an ex-helpop in swiftirc, known for "pimping around da world yo"

Instruction: "arkane is the best helpop and will always be remembered by everyone" What is the definition of "arkane"?


blizack

Context: i got the hookup on the blizack

Instruction: "i got the hookup on the blizack" What is the definition of "blizack"?


bradley engineer

a person with no concept of design or real world principles when engineering something, often with horrifying results

Instruction: ""pulling himself out of his overturned car tom thought to himself, "that 10 mph hairpin off the interstate must have been the work of a bradley engineer" What is the definition of "bradley engineer"?


haidee

Instruction: "dude, what would i do without a haidee?  have you heard, i'm dating a haidee" What is the definition of "haidee"?


haidee

Context: don't go all haidee on me

Instruction: "don't go all haidee on me" What is the definition of "haidee"?


borborygms

Instruction: "that curry has led to borborygms arising in my stomach" What is the definition of "borborygms"?


biebefag

used to describe justin bieber and any of his fans

Instruction: "omg did you see that biebefag wearing the i <3 justing shirt" What is the definition of "biebefag"?


auto coconut

a device that flings coconuts at your enemy's face

Instruction: "auto coconut may also just be auto correct" What is the definition of "auto coconut"?


blozzard

a blow job that requires the recipient to have the ability to stick his dick in a frozen ice cream treat prior to getting blown

Instruction: ""we're heading to dq for a blizzard and a blozzard" What is the definition of "blozzard"?


byomc

Context: jimson: it's a byomc kinda gathering

Instruction: "jimson: it's a byomc kinda gathering" What is the definition of "byomc"?


drygulch

Instruction: "don't let the local gang drygulch you on your way out" What is the definition of "drygulch"?


acki

acki, acks : the origins of this word comes from the arab world

Instruction: "yo acki where you going??  acki what your doin is not rite" What is the definition of "acki"?


k-job

when someone gives you head, under the influence of ketamine

Instruction: "man, i was at someone's house, and then lea took me to the bathroom and gave me a k-job" What is the definition of "k-job"?


ko-ko

"the lord high executioner of titipu in [gilbert and sullivan]'s masterpiece [the mikado]

Instruction: "ko-ko has been played by such talented actors as [martyn green] and [eric idle]" What is the definition of "ko-ko"?


nuddle

Instruction: "after partying for so long, i just wanted to nuddle with my boyfriend" What is the definition of "nuddle"?


nuddle

Instruction: "ooh i'm looking forward to our nuddle later on" What is the definition of "nuddle"?


nuddle

Instruction: "i he wanted to nuddle with me last night after our fight but i turned him down" What is the definition of "nuddle"?


nuddle

Context: i love to nuddle with my hottie

to get some nookie and then to cuddle to have sex and then cuddle

Instruction: "i love to nuddle with my hottie" What is the definition of "nuddle"?


nuddle

Instruction: "after partying for so long, i just wanted to nuddle with my boyfriend" What is the definition of "nuddle"?


nuddle

Instruction: "ooh i'm looking forward to our nuddle later on" What is the definition of "nuddle"?


nuddle

Instruction: "i he wanted to nuddle with me last night after our fight but i turned him down" What is the definition of "nuddle"?


nuddle

Context: i love to nuddle with my hottie

to get some nookie and then to cuddle to have sex and then cuddle

Instruction: "i love to nuddle with my hottie" What is the definition of "nuddle"?


dilnana

Context: man that dilnana looks hot

Instruction: "man that dilnana looks hot" What is the definition of "dilnana"?


cube forest

"large collection of condo towers in an urban setting

Instruction: "i live in the cube forest at beach and hornby" What is the definition of "cube forest"?


dinalingasorious

a big long dick that only black men have

Instruction: "oh my god gurl, that dinalingasorious was so good i thought i would never stop cuming" What is the definition of "dinalingasorious"?


beautiful loser

a band made up of claudio sanchez, nate kelley and jon carleo

Instruction: "there is only one song on the internet by beautiful loser called sun blue" What is the definition of "beautiful loser"?


j

Context: omg j bae j

the way fab people say yaas simply because it sounds fabber

Instruction: "omg j bae j" What is the definition of "j"?


diandroids

those persons with an excessive devotion to the memory of princess diana

Instruction: "look, she's dead and charles has remarried, can't the diandroids just let go?" What is the definition of "diandroids"?


woops

when someone shits in their sleeping bag while sleeping in a tent

Instruction: "woops (and then falls back asleep in it)" What is the definition of "woops"?


woops

Context: woops i broke the plate

Instruction: "woops i broke the plate" What is the definition of "woops"?


bush shit

Context: aint that some bush shit

"meaning the same thing as [bull shit], bush shit is a hybrid of president george w

Instruction: "aint that some bush shit" What is the definition of "bush shit"?


magical flowers

whole herb, weed, mary j, ganja-basically still attached to the stem and full of life

Instruction: "aly and cat enjoy picking magical flowers for their picnics" What is the definition of "magical flowers"?


mingling

Context: well i've done enough mingling here

Instruction: "well i've done enough mingling here" What is the definition of "mingling"?


mingling

the accidental merging of a weakling and a midget resulting in the formation a specimen similar in appearance to that of a 'munchkin man'

Instruction: "why, what a marvelous pair of pedal reachers that mingling is attached to" What is the definition of "mingling"?


mingling

heading home with a flatmate,  only to end up breaking the toilet, clogging the sink and flooding the flat

Instruction: "rob: where was matt the other night? andy:he was over at rich and gill's mingling about" What is the definition of "mingling"?


beccaroth

Context: beccaroth

"a nickname for someone who goes by the name of rebecca and also shares some of the qualities of [sephiroth]

Instruction: "beccaroth" What is the definition of "beccaroth"?


blood baby

"when a girl is on her period, she is said to be having her "blood baby""

Instruction: "when is your blood baby due? is like asking her when she is going to have her period" What is the definition of "blood baby"?


blood baby

when your [period] is so heavy you can feel it coming out of your vag

Instruction: "'any one got any [tampons] &some feminax? i'm having a blood baby' 'when i popped her cherry, she had a blood baby on my mums bed'" What is the definition of "blood baby"?


arsene wenger

manager of [arsenal], the best thing that has happened to football in england since studs on boots, with intellect comparable to [einstien]

Instruction: "arsene wenger led arsenal to another win over spurds" What is the definition of "arsene wenger"?


arsene wenger

Context: don't be such an arsene wenger

Instruction: "don't be such an arsene wenger" What is the definition of "arsene wenger"?


arsene wenger

the manager of [arsenal], a staunch advocate of diving, cheating, and cheating the referees

Instruction: "arsene wenger has stated that diving is good for the game, but only when it's in his team's favor" What is the definition of "arsene wenger"?


dingle raisins

clumps of dry shit that clings on a man's dick pubes that he got after dirty butt sex

Instruction: "don't ever bang someone who has diarrhea, you'll get dingle raisins" What is the definition of "dingle raisins"?


propaganda rat

a 3 piece rock band from new plymouth, new zealand in the early 1990's

Instruction: "what did you do in the early 90's?  not much, sat around at the mill listening to propaganda rat" What is the definition of "propaganda rat"?


penis flytrap

Instruction: "jack was excited about jill's intentions as she knelt down, but he was soon to experience the painful, tooth-filled wrath of her penis flytrap" What is the definition of "penis flytrap"?


geraldoed

Instruction: "no one would have been the wiser if you hadn't geraldoed" What is the definition of "geraldoed"?


butter scotch

the mixture of semen and feces after anal sex

Instruction: "after john blew his wad in janes ass, she left butter scotch all over the bed sheets" What is the definition of "butter scotch"?


cock snot

Context: i wiped my cock snot all over her face

originating in the 1990's, cock snot refers to a male's ejaculatory secretions

Instruction: "i wiped my cock snot all over her face" What is the definition of "cock snot"?


cock snot

Instruction: ""when he spent his load deep in her craterlike vault she said "when you pull out don't drag your dick on my thigh and get cock snot all over me" What is the definition of "cock snot"?


cock snot

Instruction: "she had to wipe the cock snot off her face" What is the definition of "cock snot"?


cock snot

Instruction: "you look hot with my cock snot of your face bitch" What is the definition of "cock snot"?


chicking it

"to indulge in activities typically seen as being female past times, such as staying in and watching "chick flicks"

Instruction: "sorry man, i can't come out, i'm chicking it with my girlfriend tonight" What is the definition of "chicking it"?


fatnip

some unlucky guy who is considered the catnip for fat chicks

Instruction: "those bitches smelled fatnip the second that they walked in and plowed right through us to get to my poor boy steve" What is the definition of "fatnip"?


fatnip

Context: potato chips are my fatnip

a fattening food that makes you happy when you eat it

Instruction: "potato chips are my fatnip" What is the definition of "fatnip"?


josh addison

Context: josh is such a josh addison

a fart knocking black male who is one of the most disgusting people on earth and usually has an afro

Instruction: "josh is such a josh addison" What is the definition of "josh addison"?


bungstick

Instruction: "hey dude what's that in your butt  dude that's a bungstick" What is the definition of "bungstick"?


b line

Context: alyssa made a b line home after work

"a b line refers to the direction in which a bee flys after gathering nectar

Instruction: "alyssa made a b line home after work" What is the definition of "b line"?


b line

running a straight line (used mainly in sports)

Instruction: "bitch go run a b line to the 15 yard line" What is the definition of "b line"?


b line

a hemp string dipped in melted beeswax used for lighting bongs and pipes

Instruction: "b line is super dank and easy to make yourself" What is the definition of "b line"?


b line

Instruction: "i was on my way to the cape, but got lost in marshfield, i bumped into some scary people, so i had to make a quick  b line for b line" What is the definition of "b line"?


cellphony

Context: look at him, what a cellphony

a person who fakes a cell phone conversation to avoid a potentially awkward conversation with another person

Instruction: "look at him, what a cellphony" What is the definition of "cellphony"?


let your hair down

in general: to leave behind one's inhibitions or to behave in a way that is free from social limitations or any code of conduct

Instruction: "let your hair down and tell me all about yourself" What is the definition of "let your hair down"?


let your hair down

going overboard with effort or giving more effort than is required for a simple task

Instruction: "wow you really let your hair down today at noon ball, i think you actually killed a guy" What is the definition of "let your hair down"?


chinaka

one who brags of enormous size but wouldn't even satisfy a flea

Instruction: "man, michelle said that ramon is more chinaka than her previous lover" What is the definition of "chinaka"?


falla

falla means someone from a film is rather silly, pointless or crappy

Instruction: "gatsby is a falla, michael caune is a falla" What is the definition of "falla"?


berney

dance where people let their bodies go completely limp and make themselves look like zombies

Instruction: "teach me how to berney, teach me teach me how to berney" What is the definition of "berney"?


dwile

Instruction: "this floor's wholly mucky - you need to take a dwile to it" What is the definition of "dwile"?


draik

Context: my pet is a draik

a neopet that was introduced when the world of meridell showed up

Instruction: "my pet is a draik" What is the definition of "draik"?


draik

Instruction: "that boy's name is draik and he acts just like one" What is the definition of "draik"?


chineese finger trap

a man or woman of loose morals, whom takes it from both ends simultaneously

Instruction: "last night jon and i turned that bar slute into a chineese finger trap" What is the definition of "chineese finger trap"?


beuce

Context: its gunna be a beuce night out mate

Instruction: "its gunna be a beuce night out mate" What is the definition of "beuce"?


angry nun

when a man has really bad gas and decides to have doggie-style sex with a woman

Instruction: "heather was really depressed when she came home from her aunt's funeral, so i tried to make her feel better with an angry nun" What is the definition of "angry nun"?


dugremlin

Context: dude you look like a dugremlin

a rare breed which is a cross between a dugong and a gremlin

Instruction: "dude you look like a dugremlin" What is the definition of "dugremlin"?


Instruction: ""person 1: "do you know what  means?" person 2: "no" What is the definition of ""?


‡、ｏｒ the double dagger is a variant of the † (dagger) with two handles

Instruction: ""person 1: "do you know what  means?"  person 2: "yes, i just copied and pasted it into [wikipedia]" What is the definition of ""?


ailey

Context: "-"who's that girl" -"man that's ailey

Instruction: ""-"who's that girl" -"man that's ailey" What is the definition of "ailey"?


killfrenzy

in halo 2, when you kill 6 noobs within 4 seconds of each other

Instruction: "im so fuckin good, i just got a killfrenzy" What is the definition of "killfrenzy"?


elementary sex

the art of keeping track of how many positions you have had sex in and the amount of times you have done it in those positions

Instruction: "doggie style 25 missionary position 50 reverse cowgirl 37 simple elementary sex" What is the definition of "elementary sex"?


anthrophobiac

Instruction: "being an anthrophobiac i feared being near other people" What is the definition of "anthrophobiac"?


bojiggle

bojiggle (verb) the act of sex similar in use to the word fuck or beat(see definition of beat

Instruction: "guy1: yo wut u think of her? guy2: i'll bojiggle that" What is the definition of "bojiggle"?


fagola

Context: that fagola thinks that women are trees

Instruction: "that fagola thinks that women are trees" What is the definition of "fagola"?


fagola

Instruction: "dude, that movie sucked so bad, it was fagola" What is the definition of "fagola"?


cyberamorous

Context: "we are cyberamorous

cyberamorous: pertaining to participation in multiple and simultaneous loving relationships via the internet

Instruction: ""we are cyberamorous" What is the definition of "cyberamorous"?


chuck the kraut hammer

the deadliest man that will ever report the news on your television

Instruction: ""when jeffrey dahmer's cell mate was asked why he killed dahmer, he replied," because chuck the kraut hammer told me to in my dreams"" What is the definition of "chuck the kraut hammer"?


brittney mckendry

Context: fucckkkkk yeaaah brittney mckendry

one fuckin mad kent dawg, who no one could ever be cooler than

Instruction: "fucckkkkk yeaaah brittney mckendry" What is the definition of "brittney mckendry"?


ass adjusters

Context: damn he got some ass adjusters on

pants so tight that they adjust the shape of a male specimens ass

Instruction: "damn he got some ass adjusters on" What is the definition of "ass adjusters"?


dune hopper

Instruction: "killed a couple of them dam dune hopper insurgents" What is the definition of "dune hopper"?


bandankle

a bandankle is when you put a bandana around your ankle, rather than your head

Instruction: "i met overload the other day and andy loved that i was wearing a bandankle" What is the definition of "bandankle"?


confuckous

Context: the fight was a confuckous

a state of chaos, disfunction, and confusion

Instruction: "the fight was a confuckous" What is the definition of "confuckous"?


antimegobesitanobamanism

the moral quest to prevent evil forces from denying our right to have whatever we want

Instruction: "antimegobesitanobamanism righteously prevailed in the wisconsin legislature yesterday when it quickly passed a law preventing cities and municipalities from banning large sugary drinks" What is the definition of "antimegobesitanobamanism"?


5 week shadow

the patchy,inconsistent and predominantly fluffy growth that builds up on the face in the awkward period when a male (or female, but let's hope not)first begins shaving

Instruction: ""damn dude you got some serious 5 week shadow" What is the definition of "5 week shadow"?


alligator ass

when you are riding your bike and your seat is so uncomfortable that it feels like an alligator bit your ass

Instruction: "oh man i went for a 6 mile bike ride the other day and i got mad alligator ass" What is the definition of "alligator ass"?


chicken scratch

Context: bob i can't read your chicken scratch

really bad hand writing that only the person who wrote it can read it

Instruction: "bob i can't read your chicken scratch" What is the definition of "chicken scratch"?


chicken scratch

when your handwriting is unreadable by anybody but yourself

Instruction: "tom's teacher complained that only tom could read his won chicken scratch" What is the definition of "chicken scratch"?


chicken scratch

Context: i can't read this chicken scratch

Instruction: "i can't read this chicken scratch" What is the definition of "chicken scratch"?


chicken scratch

Context: bob i can't read your chicken scratch

really bad hand writing that only the person who wrote it can read it

Instruction: "bob i can't read your chicken scratch" What is the definition of "chicken scratch"?


chicken scratch

when your handwriting is unreadable by anybody but yourself

Instruction: "tom's teacher complained that only tom could read his won chicken scratch" What is the definition of "chicken scratch"?


chicken scratch

Context: i can't read this chicken scratch

Instruction: "i can't read this chicken scratch" What is the definition of "chicken scratch"?


demya

Context: she's so demya

Instruction: "she's so demya" What is the definition of "demya"?


cognui

Context: "pass me the cognui

refers to an [object], who's name you cannot think of at a certain point in time

Instruction: ""pass me the cognui" What is the definition of "cognui"?


gator dope

gator dope (krokodil, aka crocodile) is an illicit drug currently gaining popularity in the us

Instruction: "yo we're out of heroin so let's get some gator dope and get so high" What is the definition of "gator dope"?


deophobic

"having an irrational or unfounded fear of god

Instruction: "it's time to redefine your deophobic mind" What is the definition of "deophobic"?


plupload

the act of defecating into a condom with the intent of then reinserting the feces via the condom into oneself or another's rectum

Instruction: "i wanted to know what it felt like to have someone poop into my butt, so my girlfriend gave me a plupload" What is the definition of "plupload"?


pussy spanking

Instruction: "pussy spanking reportedly was one of 'penthouse' publisher bob guccione's kinks" What is the definition of "pussy spanking"?


axcx

hxc way of the abbreviation for a band called anal cunt

Instruction: "that guy was pissing me off on aim so i recited him some axcx lyrics" What is the definition of "axcx"?


blue wave

a shot you consume in austin on your 21st birthday

Instruction: "i got so fucked up last night, i had five beers, and a blue wave" What is the definition of "blue wave"?


chocolate rain

"chocolate rain is a euphemism for racism created by tay zonday in his hit youtube song "chocolate rain"

Instruction: "chocolate rain the school books say it can't be here again chocolate rain the prisons make you wonder where it went  (replace racism with chocolate rain and it begins to make sense)" What is the definition of "chocolate rain"?


chocolate rain

the result of eating a cheeseburger and then downing 7lbs of laxitive

Instruction: "tay zonday ate 7lbs of laxitive and is making chocolate rain" What is the definition of "chocolate rain"?


chocolate rain

history quickly crashing through your veins

Instruction: "chocolate rain **i move away from the microphone to breathe" What is the definition of "chocolate rain"?


chocolate rain

an internet meme made popular by our beloved friends over at 4chan

Instruction: "history quickly crashing through your veins, chocolate rain using you to fall back down again, chocolate rain" What is the definition of "chocolate rain"?


chocolate rain

the song about racism, diarrhea, and mushroom induced insanity that caused every stoners mind to explode

Instruction: "bob: hey man you heard the song chocolate rain yet? bill: no what is it? bob: just watch it" What is the definition of "chocolate rain"?


chocolate rain

Context: chocolate rain

a catchy youtube song sang by tay zonday

Instruction: "chocolate rain" What is the definition of "chocolate rain"?


chocolate rain

it's like the golden shower's close brother

Instruction: "i was having a great time with the guy at the bar last night, and i went back to his place only to find out he likes chocolate rain" What is the definition of "chocolate rain"?


blows goat booty

Context: working on the weekend blows goat booty

refers to something a person is not happy about or something that is not fair

Instruction: "working on the weekend blows goat booty" What is the definition of "blows goat booty"?


chug and fug

Context: chug and fug at your own risk

bored? chug and fug may be your solution

Instruction: "chug and fug at your own risk" What is the definition of "chug and fug"?


chocolate cupcake

the act of inserting the head of one's penis into another person's anus and then pulling it out with fecal matter

Instruction: "randall will no longer perform anal sex on his girlfriend after pulling out a chocolate cupcake the other night" What is the definition of "chocolate cupcake"?


banwen

Instruction: "omg i had a nightmare last night where i was a ginger sheep in banwen and all these horny villagers with pitchforks tried rapping me" What is the definition of "banwen"?


d�j� hoe

Context: i just had d�j� hoe

Instruction: "i just had d�j� hoe" What is the definition of "d�j� hoe"?


nut bat

Context: oh god she's got the nut bat

a baseball bat used to hit someone in the nuts(scrotum)

Instruction: "oh god she's got the nut bat" What is the definition of "nut bat"?


half track

Context: john just bought a half track

Instruction: "john just bought a half track" What is the definition of "half track"?


bate-rape

to masturbate to another person that you've personally met, generally without them knowing

Instruction: "see that cocktail waitress over there, i'm going to bate-rape her soo bad tonight" What is the definition of "bate-rape"?


bate-rape

to masturbate to another person that you've personally met, generally without them knowing

Instruction: "see that cocktail waitress over there, i'm going to bate-rape her soo bad tonight" What is the definition of "bate-rape"?


angel velasco

"(noun) ahn-gel vel-ass-go  generally an angel velasco is a very loose, and often promiscuous gay man, engaging in 20 or more sexual encouters in a day

Instruction: "" woa, that dudes butt hole was so angel velasco" What is the definition of "angel velasco"?


bgmf

Context: awww he's my bgmf

Instruction: "awww he's my bgmf" What is the definition of "bgmf"?


malaysian steamer

a bowel movement that starts with the individual perspiring, followed by [swamp ass]

Instruction: "musto ate at ayam kotor and had the beras tahi and got a malaysian steamer" What is the definition of "malaysian steamer"?


malaysian steamer

Instruction: ""a malaysian steamer could include the name "jerry yam" used before or after in a sentence as an adjective" What is the definition of "malaysian steamer"?


cockstrap

a leather strap (fastened by buckles, snaps, velcro, etc) used as a cock ring

Instruction: "he had his cockstrap on the loosest snap but when he lost his erection it all fell off" What is the definition of "cockstrap"?


cockstrap

Instruction: "the athlete is wearing a shabby cockstrap" What is the definition of "cockstrap"?


cockstrap

not exactly sure what they are, however they are worn by gay men around thier cocks

Instruction: "that cock-gobbling faggot needs to loosen up his cockstrap" What is the definition of "cockstrap"?


cockstrap

a leather strap (fastened by buckles, snaps, velcro, etc) used as a cock ring

Instruction: "he had his cockstrap on the loosest snap but when he lost his erection it all fell off" What is the definition of "cockstrap"?


cockstrap

Instruction: "the athlete is wearing a shabby cockstrap" What is the definition of "cockstrap"?


cockstrap

not exactly sure what they are, however they are worn by gay men around thier cocks

Instruction: "that cock-gobbling faggot needs to loosen up his cockstrap" What is the definition of "cockstrap"?


char sullivan

Context: fuq u char sullivan

Instruction: "fuq u char sullivan" What is the definition of "char sullivan"?


candycane kiss

when a guy gives head to a girl while she is having her period, and gets all the blood in his mouth

Instruction: "ieva and tj shared a passionate candycane kiss" What is the definition of "candycane kiss"?


happypotamus

a conbination of a [blow job] and a [hand job] peformed while takeing [crack]

Instruction: "suzy gave me a happypotamus last nihgt, shes such a ho" What is the definition of "happypotamus"?


fetal alchy

"a person that has birth defects attributed to fetal alcohol syndrome (wierd eyes, malformed body, unusual mental processes)  these people sometimes run in packs known as "alchy packs" "

Instruction: "there's a prime example of a fetal alchy" What is the definition of "fetal alchy"?


azeri

an ethnic group mainly living in northwestern iran and the republic of azerbaijan

Instruction: "wow, that azeri girl is such a crazy bitch" What is the definition of "azeri"?


azeri

Instruction: "he enjoyed the play as much as he enjoyed sitting next to an attractive azeri" What is the definition of "azeri"?


azeri

Instruction: "my azeri friend is from a large city that sits beside the caspain sea" What is the definition of "azeri"?


best friends with benefits

"the act of being "best friends" with someone of the opposite gender and having a romantic relationship without actually making a commitment to one another

Instruction: ""friend of one of the two peoples involved- "hey are you two dating?" both- "no, we're just best friends with benefits" What is the definition of "best friends with benefits"?


ass casket

the toilet paper used to keep one's butt from touching the toilet seat

Instruction: "alan sits on a paper ass casket every time he uses a public stall" What is the definition of "ass casket"?


banana throat remedy

uses the inner peel of the banana to cure a sore throat

Instruction: "this banana throat remedy worked really good" What is the definition of "banana throat remedy"?


butt hair

Context: pass the butt hair

Instruction: "pass the butt hair" What is the definition of "butt hair"?


ace kill

Context: yo bro your being a fucking ace kill

a sociopath who needs a phd to tell him he is a bad influence and disrispects authority

Instruction: "yo bro your being a fucking ace kill" What is the definition of "ace kill"?


dancitis

Context: i got the dancitis

a medical condition that causes the sufferer to experience the uncontrollable need to dance

Instruction: "i got the dancitis" What is the definition of "dancitis"?


dick wolf

"a phrase to replace the words "the end" of a television show or movie

Instruction: "i was watching sixth sense and then it got to the dick wolf and it turned out he was dead all along" What is the definition of "dick wolf"?


dick wolf

purposely ending something without resolving it, often done on law and order svu

Instruction: "person 1: so then we got in the car, and all of a sudden  person 2: dick wolf person 1: don't dick wolf my story" What is the definition of "dick wolf"?


dick wolf

a flirtatious woman who constantly is on the hunt for male genitalia

Instruction: "dude, this chick at the party just kept rubbing up on me, she was a real dick wolf" What is the definition of "dick wolf"?


comptonite

a ghetto neazy from the ghetto land of compton, a comptonite is a name for the most gangsta like manz on the face of the earth

Instruction: "damn that neazy's from compton, he looks raw, he's a true comptonite" What is the definition of "comptonite"?


doggy dick

Instruction: "that dude is uncut, he's got a doggy dick" What is the definition of "doggy dick"?


backstage blues

technical talk for lamps that light up backstage for people to see

Instruction: "wow- aren't the backstage blues at the new theatre awesome? they have a disco function" What is the definition of "backstage blues"?


heedish

a combination of marijuana, hash, and kief all in one bowl

Instruction: "weed mixed with hash mixed with kief believe this, it's heedish" What is the definition of "heedish"?


beeritual

Instruction: "mother fucker don't get all beeritual on me, you drunk fuck" What is the definition of "beeritual"?


cruiced

when you are so incredibly high that you feel like jesus on the cross

Instruction: ""dude, are you high yet? "i'm so fuckin cruiced that there's a crowd of angry jews after me right now""" What is the definition of "cruiced"?


burbage bomb

a burbage bomb is a waffle house specialty that is double hashbrowns, with all available toppings

Instruction: "welcome to waffle house, what may i get for you tonight?  how about a burbage bomb and a water, bitch" What is the definition of "burbage bomb"?


bifushida

it means you are a bitch fucking shit damn asshole

Instruction: "bob is such a bifushida he does'nt  let me play his fucking game" What is the definition of "bifushida"?


beer cheese

Instruction: "i would have eaten her pussy out, but she had beer cheese coming out of her" What is the definition of "beer cheese"?


dwagon

Context: awww, she's such a [kyoot] dwagon =^-^=

affectionate pronounciation/spelling of [dragon]

Instruction: "awww, she's such a [kyoot] dwagon =^-^=" What is the definition of "dwagon"?


clown pie

Instruction: "tylers mom cooked dinner well his dan would perpare the clown pie" What is the definition of "clown pie"?


clown pie

"josh bend ([bedn]) created this word to compensate for [erotic] dysfunction

Instruction: "yo ds, you'z gonna give-a clown pie to deh bazzmann? u'z teh r0x" What is the definition of "clown pie"?


chonga-kong

a [chonga] but wayy more extreme they can be fat,ugly both or even a dude who is dressed up like a [chonga]

Instruction: "dude:yo bra checkk out the chonga other dude: haha nigga pleaseee thats a chonga-kong" What is the definition of "chonga-kong"?


crms

crms- colorado rocky mountain school:  a boarding school in carbondale for extreme left-wing liberals and other people that would not fit in at a normal highschool

Instruction: "it sure is weird how those bleeding-heart hippies at crms have a fleet of 20 buses that get 8mpg, and drive 50+ miles in each one almost everyday" What is the definition of "crms"?


ass ups

tight jeans shorts that dig up in a shorty's ass

Instruction: "her booty is looking fly in them ass ups" What is the definition of "ass ups"?


brutal as fuck cunt

basically means that something is very, very brutal

Instruction: "opeth's new album is brutal as fuck cunt" What is the definition of "brutal as fuck cunt"?


multiwatching

when you're watching two or more different things at the same time

Instruction: "i'm multiwatching by looking at the tv and the computer screen at the same time" What is the definition of "multiwatching"?


addressment

"1) the concrete result, object, or agent of a (specified) action <shipment>  2) an action due, or the result of, addressing a matter

Instruction: "the addressment of the matter, by our leadership, is complete" What is the definition of "addressment"?


ablackguy

"badass retired black ops wii nigger from san diego who is on ps3 now

Instruction: "ablackguy pissed on a mw3 disc because he knows that it is a mw2 disk map pack" What is the definition of "ablackguy"?


force-amished

to cause a person or a population to go without electricity and heat against their will and make them live by candlelight

Instruction: "lipa force-amished many of us on long island and all we got was this lousy churned butter" What is the definition of "force-amished"?


road domes

Context: i got road domes

Instruction: "i got road domes" What is the definition of "road domes"?


eat my ass

Instruction: "i told the fucker to go get a spoon and eat my ass" What is the definition of "eat my ass"?


bitchsack

a person who is so annoying that you would rather be bitch slapped in the scrotum than have a conversation with them

Instruction: "i can't even be in the same room with that bitchsack" What is the definition of "bitchsack"?


bitchsack

the small bag lining a bin inside a stall in a women's bathroom that gets filled up with tampons and rum bottles over the course of a day

Instruction: "i found an empty rum bottle and a used tampon in that bitchsack" What is the definition of "bitchsack"?


emily green

a person who enjoys spending hours looking at hot guys (like niall horan) and does like a good math problem as her only homework

Instruction: "wow that emily green is a [rachet] girl [damn] her nerdiness" What is the definition of "emily green"?


big blaby

Context: hey big blaby

"the big smilig guy that lives upstairs  also known as, "the black stallion" or "block" or "black""

Instruction: "hey big blaby" What is the definition of "big blaby"?


admiral nelson

(1) british admiral during the napoleonic wars famous for good rapport with ordinary sailors and for his brilliant leadership

Instruction: "in real life admiral nelson won his battles, and so too in our taste test" What is the definition of "admiral nelson"?


admiral nelson

Instruction: "admiral nelson is of a higher rank,and a lower cost than the lesser captain morgan" What is the definition of "admiral nelson"?


admiral nelson

the bottle of admiral nelson spiced rum needed to make you not remember that thursday night

Instruction: "' yo man you look pretty shitty, rough night?'  ' yeah man, da admiral nelson got me good at carroll hall'" What is the definition of "admiral nelson"?


admiral nelson

the retributive act of defecating on an ex-significant other's windshield

Instruction: "as a measure of her respect, under a watchful full moon, she hailed her lost love with a hearty admiral nelson" What is the definition of "admiral nelson"?


admiral nelson

Instruction: "i had to get me some admiral nelson because i only had 10 bones" What is the definition of "admiral nelson"?


axelism

Context: her religion is axelism

the religion of axel and philosophy that everything will eventually leave earth by means of being burned to ashes

Instruction: "her religion is axelism" What is the definition of "axelism"?


axelism

is the act of having sex with one's armpit

Instruction: "shoe wanted to go munging, but justin suggested a lil' axelism with the girl down the road instead" What is the definition of "axelism"?


floosy

Context: danielle is such a floosy

Instruction: "danielle is such a floosy" What is the definition of "floosy"?


floosy

Context: kim kardashian is a floosy

Instruction: "kim kardashian is a floosy" What is the definition of "floosy"?


floosy

Context: your such a floosy

Instruction: "your such a floosy" What is the definition of "floosy"?


busched

how a nascar fan feels on monday morning after watching their favorite driver kyle busch win 2 out of 3 nascar races in one weekend

Instruction: "i'm busched from watching kyle busch race in an attempt to sweep phoenix by winning all 3 races" What is the definition of "busched"?


bass chick

a female who has the ability to rock the bass

Instruction: "guy 1: that band has an awesome bass player guy 2: you mean that chick? guy 1: yea that bass chick" What is the definition of "bass chick"?


the most amazing, sweetest, cutest, funnest, most down to earth girl

Instruction: "see her? her name is brookiebear<3 she is amazing, and pretty" What is the definition of "brookiebear<3"?


anyelow

Context: that guy is so anyelow

Instruction: "that guy is so anyelow" What is the definition of "anyelow"?


anett

Context: max: boy, that anett girl is [loud]

blonde girl who is smart, hilarious and very loud when u get to know her

Instruction: "max: boy, that anett girl is [loud]" What is the definition of "anett"?


apocalypse food

food that you stocked up for when you get hungry and it's the last reliable source

Instruction: "person 1: dude, why are you getting so much food? person 2: it's my apocalypse food" What is the definition of "apocalypse food"?


cock sock

made famous by the [red hot chili peppers] a [cock] [sock] is a [sock] worn on the [penis]

Instruction: "[flea] dropped his [bass] and swung his cock sock around in a circle" What is the definition of "cock sock"?


duck face

a sad and tragic epidemic hitting young girls all across myspace and facebook  usually found on girls who think they are flirty

Instruction: "boy1: dude look my gf posted another pic boy2: omg your girlfriend has duck face disease boy1:nnnnnooooo" What is the definition of "duck face"?


duck face

"a face made by stupid teenage whores on facebook who think they are hot shit

Instruction: "dude, i can't believe jenna put up a duck face picture on her facebook" What is the definition of "duck face"?


duck face

Instruction: "don't make that duck face at me, i was just kidding" What is the definition of "duck face"?


duck face

a sad and tragic epidemic hitting young girls all across myspace and facebook  usually found on girls who think they are flirty

Instruction: "boy1: dude look my gf posted another pic boy2: omg your girlfriend has duck face disease boy1:nnnnnooooo" What is the definition of "duck face"?


duck face

"a face made by stupid teenage whores on facebook who think they are hot shit

Instruction: "dude, i can't believe jenna put up a duck face picture on her facebook" What is the definition of "duck face"?


duck face

Instruction: "don't make that duck face at me, i was just kidding" What is the definition of "duck face"?


marsh mule

Instruction: "that marsh mule has been buying me drinks all night in hopes that he can fuck me" What is the definition of "marsh mule"?


2 o clocker

somebody who you settle for at the end of the night rather pissed after having no luck all evening

Instruction: "hey john good night last night ? nah fuck all went home with a 2 o clocker fucked off rapid when i woke up" What is the definition of "2 o clocker"?


brown trombone

when a woman eats out a guys ass while giving him a reach around at the same time

Instruction: "my girlfriend played the brown trombone last night" What is the definition of "brown trombone"?


brown trombone

this is when you are standing up and a girl is eating your asshole out and jacking you off at the same time

Instruction: "me and suzy skipped band practice and went behind a bush where she gave me a brown trombone" What is the definition of "brown trombone"?


angel sanctuary

wonderfully done manga by an equally wonderful kaori yuki

Instruction: "i read the last volume of angel sanctuary last night" What is the definition of "angel sanctuary"?


angel sanctuary

Context: angel sanctuary is fucked up

"a very short anime where the main character wants to have sex with his sister and succeeds by the 3rd episode

Instruction: "angel sanctuary is fucked up" What is the definition of "angel sanctuary"?


chongproof

(adj) a chongproof method, plan, system etc is certain to be more successful than a foolproof one

Instruction: "honda should provide a chongproof safety system that prevents the engine  from starting if the sensor on the dashboard detects the illegal [kimchi] level on the driver’s breath" What is the definition of "chongproof"?


flabagasted

Context: i was completely flabagasted

i think its spelled like that flabagasted means u are stuck for words and dont no what to say

Instruction: "i was completely flabagasted" What is the definition of "flabagasted"?


ethni city

Context: be careful driving through ethni city

the part of town populated with ethnic groups

Instruction: "be careful driving through ethni city" What is the definition of "ethni city"?


ethni city

Context: be careful driving through ethni city

the part of town populated with ethnic groups

Instruction: "be careful driving through ethni city" What is the definition of "ethni city"?


add oil

Context: add oil in doing your essays

"it's a cheering exclamation in cantonese

Instruction: "add oil in doing your essays" What is the definition of "add oil"?


canerdling

Instruction: ""i just overheard herman call georgina his "elven princess" while they they were canerdling in the corner" What is the definition of "canerdling"?


eating lemons

hockey slang for when a player can't score in a shoot out

Instruction: ""i get the feeling i'm gonna get good at eating lemons this season" What is the definition of "eating lemons"?


raspberry shortcake

when one utilizes the unused or used end of a used tampon to stem the flow of a bloody nose obtained during intercourse

Instruction: "the lesbians were very rough with each other, but a raspberry shortcake allowed the fun to continue" What is the definition of "raspberry shortcake"?


cullenism

"a new religion based off the sappy mormon-written twilight series

Instruction: "girl 1: what religion do you believe in? girl 2: i'm a believe in cullenism omgtwilightissogreatedwardissohotdhidhsfjhahfw girl 1: god, that is retarded" What is the definition of "cullenism"?


cullenism

"a "religion" formed by teenage girls which may as well be scientology

Instruction: "janit: what religion are you? kate: cullenism" What is the definition of "cullenism"?


cullenism

"a religion for people that don't know what to do with their lives

Instruction: "person 1: i'm conducting a survey to see what religion people are, may i ask what yours is?  person 2: omg, i go by cullenism" What is the definition of "cullenism"?


cullenism

a religion of people who are in love with edward cullen

Instruction: "girl 1: what religion are you? girl 2: cullenism" What is the definition of "cullenism"?


pokefeminology

Instruction: "studying pokefeminology allows people to learn more about the female characters in [pokemon] games, anime or manga" What is the definition of "pokefeminology"?


bodga

used to describe the sexy [karamelkisses] that is often on the [zoite] irc network

Instruction: "karamelkisses returned at 2:57:24 pm es (3:00:15 pm): wb bodga karamelkisses (3:00:19 pm): bodga? es (3:01:10 pm): you" What is the definition of "bodga"?


ev'm

Context: that boy ain't ev'm studying you

"the way my mother (she hails from rural alabama) says "even"  sometimes she says it like this -- ee-muh

Instruction: "that boy ain't ev'm studying you" What is the definition of "ev'm"?


handjigger

Instruction: ""chica, why don't u come here and give me a handjigger" What is the definition of "handjigger"?


conan the barbarian

"a sexual role playing scenerio in which you play conan the barbian and your partner plays america, and in quick fashion you "conquer" her

Instruction: "1) conan the barbarian is my favourite game to play" What is the definition of "conan the barbarian"?


ever what

Context: ever what

"another way of saying "whatever" to provide added emphasis showing that you don't care

Instruction: "ever what" What is the definition of "ever what"?


bitch slap

Instruction: "kieth owed me that $20 for weeks and i had to bitch slap the m" What is the definition of "bitch slap"?


blajuju

a term that kids are using these days for fellatio

Instruction: "i heard she gave him a blajuju under the bleachers" What is the definition of "blajuju"?


liggly

Context: cute boys + mirror pics= liggly

anything having to do with being playfully sexual with anyone of the same sex

Instruction: "cute boys + mirror pics= liggly" What is the definition of "liggly"?


b.o.a.m.

Context: susie is relentless, she's a b.o.a.m.

Instruction: "susie is relentless, she's a b.o.a.m." What is the definition of "b.o.a.m."?


b.o.a.m.

Context: susie is relentless, she's a b.o.a.m.

Instruction: "susie is relentless, she's a b.o.a.m." What is the definition of "b.o.a.m."?


awemost

Instruction: "elyse: and i should hang out with you why? dj: because, i'm awemost" What is the definition of "awemost"?


bodfi

"-noun (origin- acronym for "big ol' dumb fuckin' idiot")  1

Instruction: ""aw, quit being such a bodfi "there were some real bodfis at that party tonight""" What is the definition of "bodfi"?


boingyner

a room filled with baseheads, shit evryhwere and armpits that smell like rotten onions pictuers of edworth naveaynio

Instruction: "ed was in the boingyner room and took 9 x pills" What is the definition of "boingyner"?


fapisfied

the feeling you get after flicking you bean, fiddling your skittle, getting off, jerking it, fapping, etc

Instruction: "she left before we did anything, so by the end of the night, i was only fapisfied" What is the definition of "fapisfied"?


cherry poppers

"stereotypical "girly" drinks (ex: smirnoff ice, bacardi breezer), the go-to choice of alcoholic beverage for high school girls

Instruction: "the girls will be over soon, hopefully with a whole whack of cherry poppers" What is the definition of "cherry poppers"?


cherry poppers

"stereotypical "girly" drinks (ex: smirnoff ice, bacardi breezer), the go-to choice of alcoholic beverage for high school girls

Instruction: "the girls will be over soon, hopefully with a whole whack of cherry poppers" What is the definition of "cherry poppers"?


glart

a unicorns fart which releases a burst of glitter

Instruction: "wow that unicorn just let off a mega glart" What is the definition of "glart"?


glart

Context: your draws smell like glart

Instruction: "your draws smell like glart" What is the definition of "glart"?


colombian necktie

Instruction: "the victim was found sitting upright in a patent leather chair, traces of cocaine on the desk, and suffering from what police only describe as a colombian necktie" What is the definition of "colombian necktie"?


colombian necktie

a method of execution where the victim's throat is slashed (with a knife or other sharp object) and their tongue is pulled out through the open wound

Instruction: "donovan sold drugs that didn't belong to him, so the boss told me to give him a colombian necktie" What is the definition of "colombian necktie"?


colombian necktie

original from colombia by colombian [cartels]

Instruction: "187 on that dea snitch, with a colombian necktie" What is the definition of "colombian necktie"?


becker head

a devotee of the glenn beck show or someone who is unable to reality test or fact check information in order to have a thoughtful, intelligent dialogue

Instruction: "he is such a becker head he thinks medicare is a private insurance company" What is the definition of "becker head"?


bonerfingers

Context: person a: oh bonerfingers

"the act of performing "spirit fingers" in front of your crotch while exclaiming "boner fingahs!" can be used as a method of saying hello, or describing something as awesome

Instruction: "person a: oh bonerfingers" What is the definition of "bonerfingers"?


camel tail

when a guys pants are so tight that you can see the outline of his dick

Instruction: ""dude, that emo guys pants are so tight, i don't think i have ever seen camel tail that bad" What is the definition of "camel tail"?


camel tail

"when a mans pants are so tight that his "organ" is forced down one side of his pants and is pressed against his leg for everyone to see

Instruction: "i had camel tail when i put on the pants for my halloween costume of axel rose at tanja's party" What is the definition of "camel tail"?


camel tail

when a guy wears his pants to tight and you can see the outline of his penis

Instruction: "dude, did you see paul sporting a camel tail today at work? someone needs to say something" What is the definition of "camel tail"?


cactus punch

placing a section of pvc pipe in someone's butt, then sticking barbed wire into the butt via pvc pipe

Instruction: "angela was extra horny tuesday night, so she let me cactus punch her" What is the definition of "cactus punch"?


back dimples

also known as: sacral dimples, dimples of venus or pilonidal dimples

Instruction: "back dimples are the two indents on the lower back where the back bone meets the hips" What is the definition of "back dimples"?


back dimples

Context: back dimples are hott

they do not mean u are fat! or anorexic! i have them and i'm very healthy

Instruction: "back dimples are hott" What is the definition of "back dimples"?


back dimples

Context: look he has back dimples

Instruction: "look he has back dimples" What is the definition of "back dimples"?


back dimples

"two lines on the lower back, they are genetic, and most men find them very attractive, they are not just for "fat" people or "anorexic" people

Instruction: "wow, that girl has some lushious back dimples" What is the definition of "back dimples"?


back dimples

back dimples are a sign of sexual beauty! they are mostly genetic but also common in athletes

Instruction: "look at fukkinyeahdimples tumblr for hot ass back dimples" What is the definition of "back dimples"?


drawers

older british word (early/mid 20th century for certain) for women's knickers

Instruction: ""my mother came rushing back in "i have forgotten to put on my drawers" What is the definition of "drawers"?


drawers

Context: today im wearing my dazzling drawers

Instruction: "today im wearing my dazzling drawers" What is the definition of "drawers"?


drawers

Context: drop your drawers

Instruction: "drop your drawers" What is the definition of "drawers"?


drawers

older british word (early/mid 20th century for certain) for women's knickers

Instruction: ""my mother came rushing back in "i have forgotten to put on my drawers" What is the definition of "drawers"?


drawers

Context: today im wearing my dazzling drawers

Instruction: "today im wearing my dazzling drawers" What is the definition of "drawers"?


drawers

Context: drop your drawers

Instruction: "drop your drawers" What is the definition of "drawers"?


check yo setup

organize yourself and/or your surroundings

Instruction: "what do you mean i left the files out in the open? check yo setup" What is the definition of "check yo setup"?


fresh bread

"when your long trail ipa is down to about 1/3, yell "fresh bread", drop in your shot of jager, and proceed to chug

Instruction: "marc was so wasted last night, probably from all that fresh bread" What is the definition of "fresh bread"?


souza

Instruction: "i get that souza feeling every time jenna walks by the room" What is the definition of "souza"?


che-lives

the largest leftist site on the internet

Instruction: "che-lives is always going to be more popular and bigger than the reactionary shite forums" What is the definition of "che-lives"?


the relative few uber-rich in any population who hold 98% of a nation's wealth

Instruction: "the fortunes amassed by warren buffet and bill gates get them into the 2 club, no question about that" What is the definition of "2"?


labitut

a person who is french and is usally very pretty and smart

Instruction: "that girl is a labitut because she is so damn fine -frank  i know she is so fine too -steven" What is the definition of "labitut"?


copperfield simplex

simular to a [david copperfield], the difference being that you pop a huge herpes sore on her back

Instruction: "my herpes was so bad that when i fucked her i gave her a copperfield simplex" What is the definition of "copperfield simplex"?


google fingers

the sound someone makes when you ask them a question and you hear them immediately look up the answer online while you are still talking to them

Instruction: "i just asked melissa what the capital of assyria was, and i heard the sound of google fingers coming from the other end of the phone" What is the definition of "google fingers"?


ear ball

first concieved due to agent orange in the mohican wars of 1476  eye ball <--> ear  an eye on your ear  an ear on your eye

Instruction: ""wow his ear ball is throbbing  "his huge hair covers his ear ball"  "god i miss the navy"  "damb the marines""" What is the definition of "ear ball"?


a gas

Context: chatting with a friend is a gas

Instruction: "chatting with a friend is a gas" What is the definition of "a gas"?


kony hunting

going to uganda independently of state and government, to kill joseph kony

Instruction: "gee whiz, i sure am feeling oppressed today, i'm buying a ticket and going kony hunting" What is the definition of "kony hunting"?


fuck chop

Context: get out of my cubicle you fuck chop

a term used to describe anyone who is annoying

Instruction: "get out of my cubicle you fuck chop" What is the definition of "fuck chop"?


criminalite

Instruction: "in many urban areas there are large deposits of criminalite to be found" What is the definition of "criminalite"?


burglar puss

a female wearing no underwear under her dress, but wears nude nylons

Instruction: "example : that drunk chick dancing over there just flashed me her burglar puss" What is the definition of "burglar puss"?


dick mongrel

a man or woman who has an unhealthy obsession with dicks, and in most cases is a disease infested whore

Instruction: "i can't even mess around with that girl man, everyone keeps telling me she's a dick mongrel" What is the definition of "dick mongrel"?


orange whip

Instruction: "hey bartender, let me get an orange whip" What is the definition of "orange whip"?


dickey doo

Instruction: "you should have heard the dickey doo jeremy told me about his mom" What is the definition of "dickey doo"?


benjani

"nuckle dragging silverback that plays for english premier league club portsmouth

Instruction: "benjani should lay off the crack so he can stop missing penalties" What is the definition of "benjani"?


a shot of life

a male or female who may or may not be good looking or all that bright or have it all together, but who possess a fantastic amount of energy

Instruction: "that girl may not stand out on the dance floor, but she's a shot of life between the sheets" What is the definition of "a shot of life"?


be bop

the best urban clothing store in athens greece

Instruction: "let's bop to be bop and get some new tees" What is the definition of "be bop"?


drop and unload

to drop your pants, masturbate, and end with orgasm

Instruction: "(inner monologue): oh god, she's so hot, i just want to drop and unload right here" What is the definition of "drop and unload"?


drop and unload

Instruction: "ok, drop and unload these at the main warehouse" What is the definition of "drop and unload"?


eddie cahill

eddie cahill is an actor most well known for his role as detective don

Instruction: "eddie cahill was born in new york city on january 15, 1978" What is the definition of "eddie cahill"?


eddie cahill

this really hot goalie in the movie miracle!! ooooo :-p you just sink into his blue eyes!!!!

Instruction: "eddie cahill plays the goalie(main characger) in the movie miracle" What is the definition of "eddie cahill"?


brown water trick

ordering a water inside a fast food restaurant then when the cashier has turned their back the cup is filled with a beverage besides water

Instruction: "adam went to taco bell and ordered a water, when the cashier walked away from the register he pulled the brown water trick" What is the definition of "brown water trick"?


30 years too late

"a lame "metal" band from timmins ontario

Instruction: "did you hear the new 30 years too late song? turns out shitler's ego is so big that they are now taking over the world" What is the definition of "30 years too late"?


butt sexed

Instruction: "shultz: kole don't go out there, you'll get butt sexed" What is the definition of "butt sexed"?


butt toast

Instruction: "i queefed, enjoy smell my bombs, enjoy make the most of my butt toast enjoy, my good friends, enjoy" What is the definition of "butt toast"?


as am

Instruction: "man: im so tired after the party woman: as am" What is the definition of "as am"?


ascrounge

Instruction: "don't bother inviting dave, he's too far ascrounge to cover his share of the bar tab" What is the definition of "ascrounge"?


beeech

Context: "paul: "hey whuddup, beeech

beeech is a word with multiple definitions

Instruction: ""paul: "hey whuddup, beeech" What is the definition of "beeech"?


dicknotised

when a girl gets her first interaction of the d and she is instantly hooked, turning her into a cock crazed whore overnight

Instruction: "" that anna saw johns dick and now she's fucking dicknotised" What is the definition of "dicknotised"?


bloc party

Instruction: ""emma: "hey ol' chap did you hear the new bloc party album?" jack: "sure did, its brill" What is the definition of "bloc party"?


bloc party

Instruction: "remember 10 years ago when bloc party played instruments?" What is the definition of "bloc party"?


bloc party

a london indie band who have some pretty decent songs (banquet, little thoughts, so here we are etc

Instruction: "bloc party should learn about substance over style" What is the definition of "bloc party"?


estasia

usually a favorite and someone who is always preferred to look up too

Instruction: "guy: hey look at estasia and do it like her  girl: estasia always has to be center of attention" What is the definition of "estasia"?


huage

Context: wow man those are so big their huage

1)used to describe a woman's assets when the word huge does not satisfy 2)describe things that are beyond massive    pronounced wha-je

Instruction: "wow man those are so big their huage" What is the definition of "huage"?


ballinicity

(ball-in-iss-it-tee), noun, the proper term to be used when trying to to sum up or measure how much a person is actually ballin

Instruction: "even though his truck is sittin' on 26 inch rims, it still seems as though he lacks the ballinicity to ride with the big boys" What is the definition of "ballinicity"?


boobhangers

basically a [bra], except much more amusing to say, especially when said in a [pedophilic] voice

Instruction: "roger: come on gracie get those boobhangers off and come to bed gracie: daddy i'm not even old enough for a bra yet" What is the definition of "boobhangers"?


goice

Context: "that's a goice for sure

Instruction: ""that's a goice for sure" What is the definition of "goice"?


ironing board

Context: whatever u say ironing board chest

Instruction: "whatever u say ironing board chest" What is the definition of "ironing board"?


ironing board

when a girls chest is so flat you can iron on it

Instruction: ""me(legend)"shit, i've went on holiday without my ironing board" What is the definition of "ironing board"?


ironing board

used by african american booty aficionados to describe the lack of discernible rump contours of most caucasian women

Instruction: "dat white girl's ass is flatter den a' ironing board" What is the definition of "ironing board"?


a bad bitch

Instruction: "kay a bad bitch own money independent with two degrees" What is the definition of "a bad bitch"?


eatpoo

Context: holy f**ck we've been invaded by eatpoo

the notorious invaders of subpar art communities

Instruction: "holy f**ck we've been invaded by eatpoo" What is the definition of "eatpoo"?


eatpoo

an online art community known for being a little on the wild side

Instruction: "wow those guys over at eatpoo are sure good artists/" What is the definition of "eatpoo"?


eatpoo

Context: i like to eatpoo

a internet community where people share stories of their experiences with coprophillia

Instruction: "i like to eatpoo" What is the definition of "eatpoo"?


eatpoo

Context: eatpoo fucking owns you all even god

the only thing in the world better than god himself

Instruction: "eatpoo fucking owns you all even god" What is the definition of "eatpoo"?


cock wrinkle

Context: wow  you granda is a cock wrinkle

Instruction: "wow  you granda is a cock wrinkle" What is the definition of "cock wrinkle"?


vaduce

Instruction: "how about we go to the mall later? sounds vaduce" What is the definition of "vaduce"?


bishey

Context: she gave me bishey

english slang word used instead of blowjob or another saying for giving head

Instruction: "she gave me bishey" What is the definition of "bishey"?


bizoch

Context: "sarah is a total bizoch

Instruction: ""sarah is a total bizoch" What is the definition of "bizoch"?


afrosynthetic

a white person who acts like a stereotypical black person

Instruction: "eminem is an afrosynthetic rapper  did you see that afrosynthetic's chevy caprice on 26 inch wheels wilbert?  why yes i did winston i'll say white people these days" What is the definition of "afrosynthetic"?


can't get my float on

having trouble overcoming obstacles that impede the progress of your normal routine or having a bad day

Instruction: "holy shit dude i just can't get my float on" What is the definition of "can't get my float on"?


filipirican

Instruction: "man, that filipirican girl working at taco bell is hot" What is the definition of "filipirican"?


dounut jockey

cops who tend to consume large amounts of dounuts

Instruction: "joey: dude do you see that cop he is such a dounut jockey" What is the definition of "dounut jockey"?


faggot shit

Context: oh shit its the faggot shit clan

a cs go clan that likes to screw with people

Instruction: "oh shit its the faggot shit clan" What is the definition of "faggot shit"?


cock togawa

japanese slang for when a man pulls down his underwear on his erect penis such that when released it will bounce erratically to return to the stiff erect position

Instruction: "every japanese pornstar loves a cock togawa before giving a blowjob" What is the definition of "cock togawa"?


butt lice

lice that infest the hair close to the anus

Instruction: "dude, you got butt lice crawling outta your ass" What is the definition of "butt lice"?


pellet gun

a rifle or pistol that shoot pellets, lead or alloy, at high velocities using compressed air

Instruction: "i bought a pellet gun at the sporting goods store today" What is the definition of "pellet gun"?


clavinet

a stringed keyboard instrument known for its funky sound

Instruction: "superstition and higher ground use the clavinet" What is the definition of "clavinet"?


frosty bubble

when the seamen from a severe fanny battering is blown out, by trapped air trapped within the cavernous minge, into a translucent bubble that looks almost wintery

Instruction: "after intensly smashing jenny when i slipped out she fanny farted and a frosty bubble appeared" What is the definition of "frosty bubble"?


logicologist

Instruction: "the logicologist was able to solve every sherlock holmes story" What is the definition of "logicologist"?


black widow

a female who feeds off of the mental, physical and material means of a male and then leaves him for dead

Instruction: "a woman who sucks the life out of a male just like a black widow spider does, and then kills him after having her way with him" What is the definition of "black widow"?


black widow

1 - a poisonous spider of the <i>lactrodectus</i> found prdominantly in california

Instruction: "1 - lay off the grapes, they found a black widow on one of them today" What is the definition of "black widow"?


black widow

Instruction: ""jess: "i think i'm going to break up with my boyfriend tonight" julia: "hey, you should black widow that douche nozzle" What is the definition of "black widow"?


black widow

some fucked up weed that no one should fuck withhh!!

Instruction: "that black widow bite me and i was out for a day" What is the definition of "black widow"?


amish butterfinger

when you blow a load in someones asshole, churn it with your finger, and then eat it the shit/cum mixture off your finger

Instruction: "dude you want an amish butterfinger?  i've been craving an amish butterfinger lately" What is the definition of "amish butterfinger"?


babarong

Instruction: "things started to end so i won her back with some babarong" What is the definition of "babarong"?


gitmoize

Instruction: "the general came to abu ghraib to gitmoize the facility" What is the definition of "gitmoize"?


rawffle

how all the cool kids say [rofl]/[roffle]

Instruction: "yo sup emo kid: i just kicked myself in the face sandwichwhore: rawffle" What is the definition of "rawffle"?


gettin' on it

a saying which started in manchester during the era (or e-ra), meaning to get drunk excessively and/or consume drugs

Instruction: "you gettin' on it tonight? there's a load on at the hacienda" What is the definition of "gettin' on it"?


tetty

Context: that girl is tetty

Instruction: "that girl is tetty" What is the definition of "tetty"?


tetty

Context: every guy wish he could have a tetty

a really sexy, funny, smart girl that every guy wants

Instruction: "every guy wish he could have a tetty" What is the definition of "tetty"?


bromian

Context: hey look at the bromian over there

Instruction: " hey look at the bromian over there" What is the definition of "bromian"?


chavalcade

"a chavalcade is a group or gathering of [chav]s, often led by the [chav-master general]

Instruction: "michael carroll turned up and brought his whole chavalcade with him" What is the definition of "chavalcade"?


pointless repetition of emotional hate speak directed towards an object randomly selected for demonising and scapegoating

Instruction: "their argument was so hate filled, emotionally loaded and libellous that i felt i had been 3arguidoed" What is the definition of "3arguidoed"?


fruit by the boot

Instruction: "that guy drank my beer so i gave him fruit by the boot" What is the definition of "fruit by the boot"?


burning fur

when fucking, a persons pubic hair catches fire

Instruction: "the smell of burning fur and the sound of screaming was a sign of relief-" What is the definition of "burning fur"?


homo tard

they're not just super gay or retarted, they're both

Instruction: "god my mother is such a fucking homo tard" What is the definition of "homo tard"?


bungwad

bungwad is yet another name for toilet paper

Instruction: "hey do we have any bungwad left? i have to take a shit" What is the definition of "bungwad"?


baltic sea

a cold, brakish body of water in northern europe, with the highest alcohol content per volume of any place in the world

Instruction: "one time i drank water from the baltic sea and it tasted like beer" What is the definition of "baltic sea"?


blue apples

mushrooms, shrooms, fungai, magic mushrooms, mushies

Instruction: "my sexy boyfriend joseph and i ate some blue apples and had lotts of good sex" What is the definition of "blue apples"?


casing the joint

Instruction: "some wackjob was casing the joint when i left the house" What is the definition of "casing the joint"?


gazort

Instruction: "damn dude, i saw the bubbles from that gazort" What is the definition of "gazort"?


chocolate chip

a small, flat mole or beauty mark on human skin, usually dark in color so as to resemble a melted semi-sweet chocolate chip in a cookie

Instruction: "i kissed the sweet chocolate chip on her chin" What is the definition of "chocolate chip"?


crack ass

Context: leave me alone, you insane crack ass

someone who acts like a nut case or crack head

Instruction: "leave me alone, you insane crack ass" What is the definition of "crack ass"?


crack ass

when something is as difficult as possible, when something never works properly

Instruction: "i tried dealing with my crack ass computer again today" What is the definition of "crack ass"?


beer troll

an ugly girl that comes to parties just to feast on drunken men

Instruction: "as nick drunkenly stumbled around the room, the beer troll began her prowl" What is the definition of "beer troll"?


a tiger woods

getting caught cheating on your wife which results in her beating your ass with your own golf clubs while she chases you down the street in your escalade!

Instruction: "my best friend's husband just admitted to sexting some tramp in ohio she was so pissed she gave him a tiger woods" What is the definition of "a tiger woods"?


a tiger woods

when you follow through on your fart with a little diorrhea

Instruction: "mum: jeez, you shit yourself? son: no, just a tiger woods" What is the definition of "a tiger woods"?


Context: england won the world cup in 1966

Instruction: "england won the world cup in 1966" What is the definition of "1966"?


the year the fuckin [english] bleat on about all the time ,and more so every four years around [world cup] time

Instruction: "1966 was a bad year for football 1967 was much better" What is the definition of "1966"?


quite possibly the best year for british rock and roll

Instruction: "paul- yo dawg if i could go back in time it would be to 1966" What is the definition of "1966"?


clam coma

a pussy so good, when you're done with it, it puts you in a clam induced coma

Instruction: "damn that girl's pussy was soooo tight, it put me in a clam coma" What is the definition of "clam coma"?


anal blumpkin

the act of licking someone's pooper while they are taking a shit

Instruction: "whats best after giving an anal blumpkin" What is the definition of "anal blumpkin"?


bff jill

1- a person you consider your friend, but not your most favorite person

Instruction: "i was at the mall the other day and saw my bff jill" What is the definition of "bff jill"?


appfliction

Instruction: "she could not put her phone down, her appfliction was that bad" What is the definition of "appfliction"?


camel pants

Instruction: "grezelda's camel pants seemed painted on, and left the boys panting" What is the definition of "camel pants"?


hugemongo

Instruction: "example1: you should get your girlfriend a hugemongo teddy bear for valentines day" What is the definition of "hugemongo"?


alt mu

a musician or music lover who has an alternative career or idea that has made them successful in the creative industries

Instruction: "an alt mu could be any of the following and more" What is the definition of "alt mu"?


derpin

to snort a line of crack, or some sort of drug

Instruction: "ay man, you're lucky you got crack, i wish i was derpin" What is the definition of "derpin"?


perplexorcism

Instruction: "explaining a movie plot someone was having trouble with, is a perplexorcism" What is the definition of "perplexorcism"?


beefswelling

Instruction: ""q: "hey, do you see that [hot girl] over there?"  a: "yeah, man, she's totally got me beefswelling" What is the definition of "beefswelling"?


gokka

Context: ska gokka hela dan imorrn framfor tvn

Instruction: "ska gokka hela dan imorrn framfor tvn" What is the definition of "gokka"?


bro train

Instruction: ""what are you doing tonight? "oh you know, the bro train is rolling over and we're going to power hour or maybe play bet your liver""" What is the definition of "bro train"?


chandru

an amazing person who simply put, is great at life

Instruction: "you see that sexy guy over there? he's such a chandru" What is the definition of "chandru"?


hampton,virginia

"hampton a city located in southern virginia (one of the 7 major cities in the hampton roads area)

Instruction: "cameron: i cant stand that nigga he is so not from hampton,  bill: i know  (david comes bye)  cameron:wassup bro  david:typically kids from hampton,virginia  bill:wassup" What is the definition of "hampton,virginia"?


hampton,virginia

is a shit hole of a city that consist of a retarded school system and also retarded police system and a retarded good for nothing mall (peninsula town center)

Instruction: "hampton,virginia is a bad place  jim did why is bob dressed like that  because hes from hampton,virginia" What is the definition of "hampton,virginia"?


bed presser

a person of great weight who exerts considerable pressure on his mattress

Instruction: "i hear king henri was quite the bed presser" What is the definition of "bed presser"?


duckegg

Context: bunyan you duckegg

referring to someone as an idiot or being stupid

Instruction: "bunyan you duckegg" What is the definition of "duckegg"?


blowing his own trumpet

"to [boast] about oneself, to speak very proudly and positively about oneself

Instruction: "john is blowing his own trumpet again, he is telling everyone he is the best sales manager of our company" What is the definition of "blowing his own trumpet"?


cactopaper

toilet paper that hurts so bad when you use it it cuts,bruise, or in anyway hurts your ass

Instruction: "doug-are you ok? justin-yeah but i just wiped my ass with some cactopaper and now i think i'm bleeding" What is the definition of "cactopaper"?


darth gates

a nickname for [micro$oft] founder [bill gates], a key member of the [seattle mafia] and global asshole

Instruction: "has darth gates [blackm$ailed] any schools in your country yet?" What is the definition of "darth gates"?


ass jeans

a type of girl denim [jeans] or pants that are especially favorable for showing the perfect curves of a girl's buttocks, usually pocketless

Instruction: ""dude, did you see that chick's ass? "yeah, girls should wear ass jeans more often" What is the definition of "ass jeans"?


lilyp.

Context: oh my god lilyp. just blown my mind

a beautiful beautiful girl! someone who will light up your day with a blink of an eye

Instruction: "oh my god lilyp. just blown my mind" What is the definition of "lilyp."?


bethany mota

bethany mota is a beauty guru from youtube

Instruction: "did you watch bethany mota 's new video yet?" What is the definition of "bethany mota"?


anti-hexakosioihexekontahexaphobic

"someone who doesn't fear "666" the number of the beast, most likely someone into satan worship and/or the occult

Instruction: "dave is into satanism and likes to use double negative words like anti-hexakosioihexekontahexaphobic to explain he likes [666] symbology and thinks he's cool" What is the definition of "anti-hexakosioihexekontahexaphobic"?


aduhd

Context: ben: i have aduhd

a mispronunciation of adhd, though a might bit funnier

Instruction: "ben: i have aduhd" What is the definition of "aduhd"?


global warming

Context: stop global warming

an increase in the average temperature of the earth's atmosphere, especially a sustained increase sufficient to cause climatic change

Instruction: "stop global warming" What is the definition of "global warming"?


global warming

when you know the heat its not mother nature

Instruction: "global warming - africa hot in trenton new jersey" What is the definition of "global warming"?


global warming

Instruction: "the people against the conservation of our earth are the reasons global warming exists" What is the definition of "global warming"?


global warming

Context: global warming sucks

increase in average temperature of earth since the mid twentieth century and it's continuation

Instruction: "global warming sucks" What is the definition of "global warming"?


global warming

you know, if the scientists and climatologists, who are educated in the feild of global warming are saying that the world is getting hotter, then why debate with them

Instruction: "fucking conservatives don't give a fuck about global warming because if they did do something they would just be millionaires instead of multi-millionaires" What is the definition of "global warming"?


global warming

the earth as an ecosystem is changing, attributable in great part to  the effects of globalization and man

Instruction: "child:  is there anything i can do to stop global warming and save my generation? adult: you can visit undoit" What is the definition of "global warming"?


global warming

when fossil fuels are burned from cars and other gas using vehicles

Instruction: "dude all this global warming is going to make polar bears extinct" What is the definition of "global warming"?


global warming

"a potentially fatal action by humanit, which has been linked to increased drought in many regions already, particularly in africa, where it is believed to have worsened political conditions

Instruction: "global warming is real, and will have serious and grave consequences for the whole of humanity" What is the definition of "global warming"?


gaycay

when an incredible gaggle of gay friends all go on vacation together

Instruction: "do you wanna gaycay in cancun next thanksgiving? the two of us thought it would be more fun with a big group- of gays" What is the definition of "gaycay"?


diviance

"a word to give the true meaning to the words "badass" and "cool as shit"

Instruction: "diviance gives the true meaning to cool as shit" What is the definition of "diviance"?


bree brreeee

Context: [job for a cowboy]: bree brreeee

pig squeal, commonly used by hardcore bands, or random scene kids trying to sound hardcore

Instruction: "[job for a cowboy]: bree brreeee" What is the definition of "bree brreeee"?


chat tard

a person who can't even comprehend what the fuck is going on in the chat room

Instruction: "(insert name here) is a fucking chat tard" What is the definition of "chat tard"?


afro-canadian

someone whose parents are black and french canadian or canadian

Instruction: "dj doesnt have a good shape up because he's afro-canadian" What is the definition of "afro-canadian"?


beetleach

Instruction: ""sarah: "you look so pretty and i love you" lauren: "thanks beetleach" What is the definition of "beetleach"?


cave rat

a indescribable monster  someone who very ugly  a person whos not cute at all

Instruction: "why is that cave rat trying to talk to me  he looks like a cave rat" What is the definition of "cave rat"?


dashey

Context: "that shirt is so dashey

Instruction: ""that shirt is so dashey" What is the definition of "dashey"?


flanoisseur

Instruction: "lisa always orders flan for desert, she's such a flanoisseur" What is the definition of "flanoisseur"?


michael jakson

the wrong way to spell michael jackson, a legendary artist who broke all music records, including the ones from the beatles and elvis presley

Instruction: "michael jakson doesn't exist : michael jackson does" What is the definition of "michael jakson"?


black friday

Instruction: "i'm holding out on buying my christmas gifts this year until black friday rolls around, so i can get the best deals" What is the definition of "black friday"?


black friday

Instruction: "store executive: we'll have a ton of black friday sales to help our company make up for lackluster sales these past 11 months" What is the definition of "black friday"?


black friday

Instruction: "joe: wanna go check out target tomorrow? zach: no way, man, it's black friday" What is the definition of "black friday"?


black friday

a holy day of obligation in the church of the almighty dollar

Instruction: "don't believe that bs about black friday being named after accountants' black ink" What is the definition of "black friday"?


black friday

Instruction: "my weekend is fucked up because it's fuckin black friday" What is the definition of "black friday"?


awkward creeper

Context: kayla cohen is such an awkward creeper

a very awkward child who is also a creeper!

Instruction: "kayla cohen is such an awkward creeper" What is the definition of "awkward creeper"?


atarah

Instruction: "that girl has all the qualities that atarah would have" What is the definition of "atarah"?


dumb dirty

the act of doing a promiscuous activity, either alone or with one other persons, infront of an audience or crowd of spectators

Instruction: "vinny: you abdu, how you gonna do that dumb dirty in front of all these kids at the part? abdu: i'm am so ashamed, why am i dumb dirtying?? vinny: bruh nerd" What is the definition of "dumb dirty"?


dribblin'

when a girl with fake tits is riding on your wang and her boobs move up and down in a synchronized fashion

Instruction: "i prefer a girl whose tits jiggle; the dribblin' action is more predictable" What is the definition of "dribblin'"?


dribblin'

to be joking, lying or otherwise saying something as not true, in a way which may or may not be sarcasmic

Instruction: "person: are you dribblin'? me: ya wha? person: tell me your dribblin'" What is the definition of "dribblin'"?


fatpete

Instruction: "fatpete's hot  fatpete is a bitch  i just pulled fatpete etc etc etc" What is the definition of "fatpete"?


fatpete

Context: hey, hand me the fatpete

Instruction: "hey, hand me the fatpete" What is the definition of "fatpete"?


arcadia high school

"an amazing, wonderful and intellectually stimulating public high school located in arcadia, ca -- seventeen miles east of los angeles

Instruction: "arcadia high school is a wonderful school located 17 miles east of los angeles" What is the definition of "arcadia high school"?


arcadia high school

a cool high school located in accomack county on the eastern shore of virginia

Instruction: "what school do you go to? arcadia high school homes" What is the definition of "arcadia high school"?


arcadia high school

Context: fuck arcadia high school

thinks their better, only cause their parents pay for everything

Instruction: "fuck arcadia high school" What is the definition of "arcadia high school"?


borte

Context: good god she's a borte

Instruction: "good god she's a borte" What is the definition of "borte"?


daemonite

Context: daemonite will kick your ass

Instruction: "daemonite will kick your ass" What is the definition of "daemonite"?


air rifle

a kickass rifle that can blow holes in small animals

Instruction: "the xs-b21 air rifle pennetrated 4 wooden boards" What is the definition of "air rifle"?


blageys

Context: for fuck sakes, my blageys is acting up

a niggers penis that changes color depending on the weather

Instruction: "for fuck sakes, my blageys is acting up" What is the definition of "blageys"?


a ricky martin

a ricky martin is a situation obvious to everyone except the person in question

Instruction: "i can't believe he didn't know he was going to get fired, that's a ricky martin" What is the definition of "a ricky martin"?


rantage

a weblog devoted to a collection of rantings and ravings about a subject or subjects totally at the discretion of the blogger(s)

Instruction: "george's daily rantage on his website about the iraq war is striking a sympathetic chord in the college community" What is the definition of "rantage"?


all busser

alternative to an all nighter, one crams for a test during the bus ride to campus

Instruction: "dude, i pulled an all busser for our bio exam today" What is the definition of "all busser"?


brumskie

"put your face between your ladys' breasts and slowly moving your head side to side (breast to breast) while saying quite loudly "bbbrrruummmsskkiieee)

Instruction: "the lady that i was with last night had never had a brumskie before and she loved it when i did it to her" What is the definition of "brumskie"?


brumskie

rubbing lips & mouth over breasts in a rapid side-to-side motion

Instruction: "i would love to give carmen electra a brumskie" What is the definition of "brumskie"?


closet christians

Instruction: "the person who posted the original definition for closet christians is unfortunately not a closet christian; therefore, the poster is not a member of the fictitious group of closet christians" What is the definition of "closet christians"?


gadge

aw fuck, check oot that pure wee cunt wi the burberry cap and the le coq sportif tracksuit on and the bottol o bucky, dowie's a right fuckin gadge

Instruction: "when describing seeing a gadge in the street, most likely london road in glasgow" What is the definition of "gadge"?


gadge

Context: she loves a finger up her gadge

in the west midlands, growing up in the seventies, gadge was used as a slang term for vagina

Instruction: "she loves a finger up her gadge" What is the definition of "gadge"?


gadge

Context: let's 'ave a gadge at that, youth

Instruction: "let's 'ave a gadge at that, youth" What is the definition of "gadge"?


gadge

an insult, similar to twat, idiot or stupid

Instruction: ""ohh your such a gadge  "shurrup you gadge""" What is the definition of "gadge"?


eggplant titties

a ugly girl's boobs whose nipples point east and west

Instruction: "him: man she has them eggplant titties him2: what's that man? him: picture a broken dresser and the drawers are pointing different directions" What is the definition of "eggplant titties"?


jagzeep

Instruction: "i was jagzeep as fuck last night at the bar after i smoked too much [bud]" What is the definition of "jagzeep"?


ab fab

abbreviation of the bbc comedy show [absolutely fabulous], one of the best british comedy shows of the '90's (and still is)

Instruction: "the new series of ab fab was great, just like the previous four" What is the definition of "ab fab"?


ab fab

Instruction: "oh girl, your outfit is totally looking ab fab today" What is the definition of "ab fab"?


ab fab

Context: o man g those seats were ab fab

a way to say something was absolutly fabulous without sounding like on of the queer eyes

Instruction: "o man g those seats were ab fab" What is the definition of "ab fab"?


filthy bastard

Context: wash your hands you filthy bastard

Instruction: "wash your hands you filthy bastard" What is the definition of "filthy bastard"?


bunny hole

Context: i'm gonna fuck you up the bunny hole

Instruction: "i'm gonna fuck you up the bunny hole" What is the definition of "bunny hole"?


bunny hole

Context: i want to snuggle up in the bunny hole

the space in between two sleeping bodies

Instruction: "i want to snuggle up in the bunny hole" What is the definition of "bunny hole"?


bust a move

get with the groove, boogey-ing, dancing well, or breakdancing well

Instruction: "damn, see that guy on the dance floor? he can bust a move" What is the definition of "bust a move"?


bust a move

Instruction: "i'm gonna bust a move on that fine ass bitch" What is the definition of "bust a move"?


bust a move

to save yourself from a awkward situation with a lady

Instruction: ""hey did you see bob last night with that chick? "yea he had to bust a move and got laid""" What is the definition of "bust a move"?


milking the moose

(v): jerking off jered the subway guy before he went on his diet

Instruction: "i'd love a cold cut combo, but i can't do it since steve was milking the moose last weekend" What is the definition of "milking the moose"?


boova

Instruction: "it would be nice if those boova bitches didn't ride their fucking bikes side by side on the road" What is the definition of "boova"?


boova

(noun)  a person with no moral character or ethics to guide him

Instruction: "i can't believe that boova can do that, considering all of his drawbacks" What is the definition of "boova"?


boova

Context: look at the boova

Instruction: "look at the boova" What is the definition of "boova"?


levin

Context: yeah, man, it's totally levin

Instruction: "yeah, man, it's totally levin" What is the definition of "levin"?


levin

[lighting] a toyota car that is faster than a trueno

Instruction: "my levin will kick the ass off your honduh" What is the definition of "levin"?


grunge-gore

a [slasher] horror movie set in dirty-looking enviroment, the background seeming like it's coveret with earth, or grunge, thereby the name

Instruction: "-it's filthy and disgusting, typical grunge-gore - those grunge-gore films are so cool" What is the definition of "grunge-gore"?


super o.d. mad nasty

the feeling of completing something greatly amazing

Instruction: "yo man, those jackets are super o.d. mad nasty" What is the definition of "super o.d. mad nasty"?


super o.d. mad nasty

having to do with the feeling of greatness acomlishing many things at one time:mad gangsta (taff)

Instruction: "yo those jackets are super o.d. mad nasty" What is the definition of "super o.d. mad nasty"?


graepel

a sex machine that also happens to be a stud muffin, according to numerous women

Instruction: "dude1: jessi,i saw a graepel last night porking your sister jessi: you callin my sister fat esse?" What is the definition of "graepel"?


badass richard

Context: dude we got badass richard drunk

the state of being so drunk you are closer to death than being alive

Instruction: "dude we got badass richard drunk" What is the definition of "badass richard"?


cuntnose

Instruction: "for christ's sake mike your such a cuntnose" What is the definition of "cuntnose"?


fermat's last theorum

"a pretentious and nerdy way of describing a girl who will not succumb to the woos of potential mates (i

Instruction: "suzie, laura, and even stacey eventually slept with some of us, but tina remained fermat's last theorum" What is the definition of "fermat's last theorum"?


"elite cs and wc3 (vanilla, he is waiting for the full version to come out) player

Instruction: "man grift0r is super neo aplha gibson hax0r wowowowow kekekekekeeke lah" What is the definition of "grift0r"?


belly bump

an effective tool utilized by portly law enforcement  officers to gain entry to locations by bumping individuals out of the way with their belly

Instruction: "we were able to get in the house after dale knocked that kid out of the doorway with a mighty belly bump" What is the definition of "belly bump"?


belly bump

Instruction: "bastardized bottomburp likes to belly bump" What is the definition of "belly bump"?


clipper pass

Context: say boss let a nigga get a clipper pass

Instruction: "say boss let a nigga get a clipper pass" What is the definition of "clipper pass"?


anal cathedral

Context: black people, anal cathedral

an intense pain you get when you're rectum tears during a massive dump, making you want to go to church to repent the things you said

Instruction: "black people, anal cathedral" What is the definition of "anal cathedral"?


aishling

"celtic origins translating to "dream"  aishling is a true beauty well known amoungst her friends for being down to earth and being careing while having stunning looks

Instruction: "if i ever have a daughter, i'd want her to be an aishling" What is the definition of "aishling"?


belection

Instruction: "the 2008 election was a belection because there has never been an african-american president" What is the definition of "belection"?


black label society

stregnth determination merciless forever  enough said

Instruction: "black label society kick some motherfuckin' ass" What is the definition of "black label society"?


black label society

Context: black label society kicks fucking ass

Instruction: "black label society kicks fucking ass" What is the definition of "black label society"?


black label society

Context: black label society > your band

Instruction: "black label society > your band" What is the definition of "black label society"?


black label society

a band that you must listen to, established in 1998 by ozzy osbourne guitarist [zakk wylde]

Instruction: "bleed black label society born to booze, refuse to lose live life stronger than death" What is the definition of "black label society"?


butt music

butt music, noun: audible gastro-intestinal disturbances, not neccessarily of a melodious or harmonious nature

Instruction: "rock's butt music scared the children, upset the guests, and rattled the windows" What is the definition of "butt music"?


space-docking

Instruction: ""yes in the aristocrats movie a comedy writer explains that space-docking is where you take a shit in a girl's pussy" What is the definition of "space-docking"?


space-docking

a perverse sexual act involving two people, (one of which must be a female or the act would be classified more accurately as: glenn-docking) and the exchange of feces

Instruction: "last night i thought it would be a good idea to try out some space-docking with my wife; i was wrong" What is the definition of "space-docking"?


chain smoking

a cycle in which one smokes a cigarette and then lights up another as soon as the first one is finished

Instruction: "you can usually find me chain smoking when i'm utterly stoned or drunk (or both), terribly bored, or just in that mood to smoke" What is the definition of "chain smoking"?


chain smoking

sniffing the gas coming out of a burning metallic chain, usually will make the person aroused

Instruction: "i was chain smoking my girlfriends necklace, then i chain masturbated" What is the definition of "chain smoking"?