depz

Context: /me hugz depz =^-^=

Instruction: "/me hugz depz =^-^=" What is the definition of "depz"?


boner wiggle

Instruction: ""danny bragged to his single friends, saying "i have a girlfriend," while closing his eyes and doing his boner wiggle" What is the definition of "boner wiggle"?


alley oop

Instruction: "check this sunday's alley oop in the funnies" What is the definition of "alley oop"?


fochino

Instruction: "ooh girl that aint starbucks, that's a fochino" What is the definition of "fochino"?


autumn fairy

the autumn fairy changes the colors of the leaves in fall

Instruction: "the leaves are turning yellow; the autumn fairy must be working hard" What is the definition of "autumn fairy"?


john deere

"one of the oldest companies that makes tractors

Instruction: "guy: i'm a bit surprised there are other tractors made other then john deere" What is the definition of "john deere"?


john deere

a manufacturer of fine construction equipment, farm machinery and lawn care vehicles

Instruction: "please do not refer to my john deere lt133 as a riding lawn mower" What is the definition of "john deere"?


john deere

Context: john deere letter

Instruction: "john deere letter" What is the definition of "john deere"?


john deere

Context: cum ova her john deere

a nickname given to a country boy named john

Instruction: "cum ova her john deere" What is the definition of "john deere"?


john deere

name for a person who cuts other guys grass, someone who likes to make a move on another guys girl and feels no guilt for his actions

Instruction: "that piece of shit john deere can eat my shit" What is the definition of "john deere"?


chernobyling

"excreting one's "toxic sludge" all over a female of european descent, whether it be facial, oral, or otherwise in nature

Instruction: ""yo im looking forward to chernobyling olga tonight, dude" What is the definition of "chernobyling"?


bunny hunting

the acting of trying to date, kiss, respect and/or fuck the shit out of bunnies (hotties, cute girls, chicks)

Instruction: "i went to [sierra college] the other day and went bunny hunting" What is the definition of "bunny hunting"?


circumjaculate

to masturbate and ejaculate while circumnavigating the world

Instruction: "this summer when i travel to europe, it'll be a perfect time for me to fulfill my lifetime goal: to circumjaculate the world" What is the definition of "circumjaculate"?


guys' night out

when a member of the male sex goes out to party with his freinds, who are also men, leaving his girlfreind or wife at home

Instruction: "man, im sure glad we had that guys' night out" What is the definition of "guys' night out"?


guys' night out

when a group of guys go out together sans female friends, and generally go wild

Instruction: "yeah, me and the boys went on a guys' night out to the strip club" What is the definition of "guys' night out"?


guys' night out

a way for a guy to get away from hell for a little while and have some fun

Instruction: "it was that time of the month so billy had a guys' night out and they hit up some bars" What is the definition of "guys' night out"?


guys' night out

Instruction: "the mere fact that a guys' night out even exists proves the dismalness of today's disgraceful society, in which people only care about sex" What is the definition of "guys' night out"?


bonnieville

Context: that place is seriously bonnieville

Instruction: "that place is seriously bonnieville" What is the definition of "bonnieville"?


carbgina sandwich

the combination of tuna salad on a huge roll with chips on top

Instruction: "wow this carbgina sandwich tastes like dirty pussy" What is the definition of "carbgina sandwich"?


yoked

Context: gosh, that shaq is yoked

Instruction: "gosh, that shaq is yoked" What is the definition of "yoked"?


yoked

Instruction: ""aye bro we about fight this fool, you in or wat? "heeeeelll no that nigga hella yoked" What is the definition of "yoked"?


yoked

to takeoff in the polevault with a bent top arm then the arm straightens out producing a violent jerk on the shoulder

Instruction: "after he grabbed his shoulder in pain steve knew he had gotten yoked at the takeoff" What is the definition of "yoked"?


drop a tranny

derived from the word transmission, when a car's transmission breaks down, but is not limited to that

Instruction: "jim: are you coming over to my house tonight?  mike: yeah, as long as my car doesn't drop a tranny" What is the definition of "drop a tranny"?


blogcanned

fired for something you write in your blog, pertaining to both your personal life and/or your job itself

Instruction: "lisa was blogcanned after she posted her feelings about her boss in her blog" What is the definition of "blogcanned"?


charles fletcher

Instruction: "bob was new to the group but pulled out his best charles fletcher and soon found he was the most well-liked person in the room" What is the definition of "charles fletcher"?


ass wash

ass wash is a reagent used mainly for cleansing and/or scrubbing ones posterior, but also has wildly interesting applications in the paralysis of c

Instruction: ""bobby: "man, that ass wash is some really good stuff" What is the definition of "ass wash"?


2.5 ft of swaying death

Context: that guy has 2.5 ft of swaying death

Instruction: "that guy has 2.5 ft of swaying death" What is the definition of "2.5 ft of swaying death"?


corknut

Context: you are such a corknut

Instruction: "you are such a corknut" What is the definition of "corknut"?


athletic butt crack

butt cracks having a wide range of ability, including normal to paralyzing digestive functions as well as the power to crush objects of all shapes and sizes

Instruction: "crystle was known to have the most athletic butt crack of the bunch, as evidenced by her ability to clear the room at a moment's notice" What is the definition of "athletic butt crack"?


bloody oreo

wher two black males fuck a white female on here period

Instruction: "a bloody oreo isnt just something you eat" What is the definition of "bloody oreo"?


grandpappy

term for a stereotypical southern grandfather who generally sits on a porch drinking moonshine and playing the deliverance theme on a banjo

Instruction: "i fetched my grandpappy his moonshine from the old well" What is the definition of "grandpappy"?


bum diggity

pretty much the same version of the original bom diggity but redefined to suit the needs of kenny who is a switched on, intelligent,fair-minded witty person in his imagination

Instruction: "kenny: shawsie that contestant is the bum diggity" What is the definition of "bum diggity"?


face dime

Context: her body nice, face dime

Instruction: "her body nice, face dime" What is the definition of "face dime"?


libtardism

Instruction: "with nancy pelosi's, harry reid's, al sharpton's and other libtard's quotes, you will understand what is libtardism" What is the definition of "libtardism"?


bean bag

Instruction: "i like it when chicks play with my bean bag" What is the definition of "bean bag"?


bean bag

an employee or co-worker that is incompetent, lazy and lethargic

Instruction: "tell bean bag to actually get some work done and stop annoying me with his stupid questions" What is the definition of "bean bag"?


bean bag

a presumably uninsured jalopy that contains a dozen or more mexicans

Instruction: "i was on the 5 this morning when i got stuck behind a bean bag full of fat mexicans" What is the definition of "bean bag"?


bean bag

Context: kiss my hairy bean bag dog

Instruction: "kiss my hairy bean bag dog" What is the definition of "bean bag"?


agnosto

Instruction: "do you believe in god?  i dunno man, i'm kind of an agnosto" What is the definition of "agnosto"?


esp.

Instruction: "i like pakistan's cricket match esp. when it is in dubai" What is the definition of "esp."?


coppolino

someone or something that is not straight and refuses to come out of the closet

Instruction: "that poor kid is coppolino and doesn't even know it" What is the definition of "coppolino"?


glb

Instruction: "the lot attendant is a glb there's a glb she gives good [lewinsky]" What is the definition of "glb"?


glb

Context: js is such a glb

greedy little bitch, someone who always bothers you and asks you to do stuff for them when you don't want to, they are very selfish

Instruction: "js is such a glb" What is the definition of "glb"?


glb

Instruction: "not all transsexuals identify themselves as part of the glb community, but many do" What is the definition of "glb"?


wizard's sleeve

Instruction: "i nearly lost my head in her wizard's sleeve" What is the definition of "wizard's sleeve"?


wizard's sleeve

used in reference to the female opening which through the ravages of time or perhaps overuse, has acquired the dimensions of a sorcerer's garment

Instruction: "first man: she looks a bit rough second; yeah, and a hole like a wizard's sleeve too" What is the definition of "wizard's sleeve"?


wizard's sleeve

Instruction: "my wand paled in comparison beside her all-encompassing (and overly moist) wizard's sleeve" What is the definition of "wizard's sleeve"?


allyfb

"an upcoming white rapper from tampa, fl

Instruction: "yo man, i heard allyfb is going to perform at wild splash" What is the definition of "allyfb"?


back stash

Instruction: ""that girls got hella back stash on her  "damn baby, i like your back stash""" What is the definition of "back stash"?


back stash

Instruction: ""that girls got hella back stash on her  "damn baby, i like your back stash""" What is the definition of "back stash"?


atheophobia

a fear of [atheists], similar in form to [homophobia]

Instruction: "the archbishop enjoys a good spot of atheophobia over tea" What is the definition of "atheophobia"?


ass tits

Context: wow look at that fat guy's ass tits

saggy ass cheeks that might have nipples

Instruction: "wow look at that fat guy's ass tits" What is the definition of "ass tits"?


ass tits

Instruction: "push those ass tits back in there giving me a headache" What is the definition of "ass tits"?


ass tits

Context: wow look at that fat guy's ass tits

saggy ass cheeks that might have nipples

Instruction: "wow look at that fat guy's ass tits" What is the definition of "ass tits"?


ass tits

Instruction: "push those ass tits back in there giving me a headache" What is the definition of "ass tits"?


jack bauer

head of field operations for ctu on fox's 24, now special assistant to the secretary of state heller

Instruction: "my name is jack bauer and i am a federal agent" What is the definition of "jack bauer"?


jack bauer

Context: "1) i'm jack bauer

Instruction: ""1) i'm jack bauer" What is the definition of "jack bauer"?


jack bauer

the guy who was man enough to have sex with terri for the greater good

Instruction: "i love jack bauer so much i bought his daughter over ebay" What is the definition of "jack bauer"?


jack bauer

a mixed drink made of red bull and jack daniels

Instruction: "i was at the bar and feeling kind of sluggish so i ordered a jack bauer to pick me up for the evening" What is the definition of "jack bauer"?


jack bauer

Instruction: "everyone thought chuck norris was cool, until jack bauer came and kicked his ass" What is the definition of "jack bauer"?


human fire hydrant

it's when a midget climbs on a fire hydrant and covers themselves with peanut butter

Instruction: "when i go into the city, i see human fire hydrant" What is the definition of "human fire hydrant"?


human fire hydrant

Context: he looks like a human fire hydrant

snls' city correspondent stefon, defines a 'human fire hydrant' as a high waisted midget painted in red with a big ass

Instruction: "he looks like a human fire hydrant" What is the definition of "human fire hydrant"?


bananas in pyjamas

Context: oh fuck bananas in pyjamas again

Instruction: "oh fuck bananas in pyjamas again" What is the definition of "bananas in pyjamas"?


bananas in pyjamas

Context: those men have their bananas in pyjamas

Instruction: "those men have their bananas in pyjamas" What is the definition of "bananas in pyjamas"?


bananas in pyjamas

Instruction: "bloody hell mike your bananas in pyjamas" What is the definition of "bananas in pyjamas"?


breastesses

it is how sexually repressed people pronounce breasts

Instruction: "she bend over and her breastesses popped out" What is the definition of "breastesses"?


frober nobbin

to hang out with friends having no specific agenda

Instruction: "what are you doing? we are frober nobbin at the house" What is the definition of "frober nobbin"?


fourth meal

going to your bitches house for some late night/early morning action

Instruction: "ellis went over to amandas for some fourth meal tonight" What is the definition of "fourth meal"?


fourth meal

Context: hungry? maybe it's time for fourth meal

Instruction: "hungry? maybe it's time for fourth meal" What is the definition of "fourth meal"?


fourth meal

female version of tea bagging, by putting the taco on ones face

Instruction: "she gave him a good fourth meal last night" What is the definition of "fourth meal"?


fourth meal

eat pussy  an innuendo for getting some pussy, usually after dark

Instruction: "i'm trying to take this girl out tonight you know, trying to get that fourth meal" What is the definition of "fourth meal"?


2 g 1 c

Instruction: "guy 1- have you seen 2 g 1 c guy 2- yup, i puked, then lost all hope in humanity guy 1-me too" What is the definition of "2 g 1 c"?


dragophile

Context: dude, you dragophile

dragophile: a person who would willingly rape a dragon

Instruction: "dude, you dragophile" What is the definition of "dragophile"?


f-22 raptor

the worlds most advance fighter aircraft

Instruction: "the f-22 raptor is performing caps over washington dc" What is the definition of "f-22 raptor"?


f-22 raptor

developed by lockheed martin/boeing, the f-22 raptor is the united states' premier jet fighter

Instruction: "that f-22 raptor shot down the mig-29 before the mig pilot even knew anyone was there" What is the definition of "f-22 raptor"?


Context: i was born and raised in 5-duce hood

"short for da zip-code from da north-side of da a

Instruction: "i was born and raised in 5-duce hood" What is the definition of "5-duce"?


blown o ring

a:when a woman has very ruff anal sex with a man with a very large penis, and suffers the consequences

Instruction: "i gave chris' mom a blown o ring when i rammed her from behind" What is the definition of "blown o ring"?


cootercologist

Instruction: "i accidentally shot up in her so i sent her to the cootercologist to get the map" What is the definition of "cootercologist"?


buttered nap seed

Instruction: "nap - will you please pass me the tissues so i can wipe that hot buttered nap seed from under my right boob? thanks babe" What is the definition of "buttered nap seed"?


beating cheek

getting straight up mad head from your girl

Instruction: "me and my girl was beating cheek last night" What is the definition of "beating cheek"?


grammar butthole

a douche-bag who thinks he's intellectually superior to everyone else, but only possesses enough neural connections to point out simple grammatical or syntax errors that nobody cares about

Instruction: "my grammar butthole professor failed my term paper because i incorrectly used some semicolons" What is the definition of "grammar butthole"?


bird watcher

a guy who hangs in public bathrooms trying to look at your penis

Instruction: "for having 10 empty urinals the damn bird watcher had to come pee right next to me" What is the definition of "bird watcher"?


bird watcher

"when some asshole tries to cut in front of a long line of cars and the cars stay strong and refuse to let said car in

Instruction: "that idiot tried to cut in at the front and became a bird watcher when all the cars went by and flipped him off" What is the definition of "bird watcher"?


cleavageball

an eclectic sport where opponents try to make baskets by throwing small round objects into another player's plunging cleavage

Instruction: "hilary scored a 320 in cleavageball last night, using erica's double d rack" What is the definition of "cleavageball"?


ball the jack

from the 30's, means going realy fast, mainly with a car or any wehicle

Instruction: "you realy can ball the jack in germany i was late, so i balled the jack on my way downtown" What is the definition of "ball the jack"?


caragh

Context: that girl is such a caragh

caragh is a beautiful, funny girl that everyone loves, she has an addictive personality, everyone wants to be friends with caragh

Instruction: "that girl is such a caragh" What is the definition of "caragh"?


caragh

a caragh is an outgoing and sweet person

Instruction: "i wish i was as awesome as that caragh over there" What is the definition of "caragh"?


fbsm

Instruction: "i saw this fbsm mobile unit in texas and inquired about a massage" What is the definition of "fbsm"?


cool shit

Context: oh man, that was some cool shit

some item, event or form of entertainment that is particularly interesting

Instruction: "oh man, that was some cool shit" What is the definition of "cool shit"?


cool shit

a term for someone who is chill, cool, down for fun

Instruction: "he blazed me a fat blunt, he's cool shit" What is the definition of "cool shit"?


crazy white boys

the new south movement lead by underground rap kingpin haystak , a nationwide movement of have nots ! also known as the c

Instruction: "them crazy white boys will be slim shady's demise" What is the definition of "crazy white boys"?


crack monster

a person high on crack cocaine who jumps out of the bushes and tries to sell you something (usually stolen)so they can support their habbit

Instruction: "the crack monster jumped out and tried to sell me a dishwasher and a half eaten hamburger" What is the definition of "crack monster"?


ham mode

Context: my god im going ham mode

a brief time in witch you or your friend is wreaking the enemy team

Instruction: "my god im going ham mode" What is the definition of "ham mode"?


boshito

Context: ah you boshito

when you stick your head in someone else's soup at a restaurant

Instruction: "ah you boshito" What is the definition of "boshito"?


chaconing

Context: quit chaconing that daily pouch

to take an exceptionally long time to perform a menial task

Instruction: "quit chaconing that daily pouch" What is the definition of "chaconing"?


cat-scarf

Context: i like your cat-scarf

a cat-scarf is when a cat wraps itself around a person's shoulders like a scarf

Instruction: "i like your cat-scarf" What is the definition of "cat-scarf"?


middles

Instruction: "hey baby, i really love eating your middles" What is the definition of "middles"?


dunfangle

Context: he wanted to dunfangle her

Instruction: "he wanted to dunfangle her" What is the definition of "dunfangle"?


baby got back

a girl with an ass that sticks out in a specific matter, usually the girl contains an ass like a semicircle sticking out from the side

Instruction: "shit mang, call 1-800 sir mix-a-lot cause baby got back" What is the definition of "baby got back"?


baby got back

Instruction: "baby got back won a grammy, how cool is that?" What is the definition of "baby got back"?


baby got back

a girl with an ass that sticks out in a specific matter, usually the girl contains an ass like a semicircle sticking out from the side

Instruction: "shit mang, call 1-800 sir mix-a-lot cause baby got back" What is the definition of "baby got back"?


baby got back

Instruction: "baby got back won a grammy, how cool is that?" What is the definition of "baby got back"?


verved

Context: hey that guy verved me

bring shoved by someone walking by, usualy some one walking quickly in a straight line like in the music video bitter sweat smyphony

Instruction: "hey that guy verved me" What is the definition of "verved"?


bridge of allan

Context: she has a fine bridge of allan

abreviateted, as boa, bridge of allan is a coded description for a 'big old ass'  see also ct& a boa

Instruction: "she has a fine bridge of allan" What is the definition of "bridge of allan"?


camous

pronounced:(cuh-moose) an awesome yet extremely rare last name with a french background

Instruction: "she must be a camous, look at that camous" What is the definition of "camous"?


arbolist

Context: arbolist

this is a word created by [george bush](also see [w] or [john kerry]-antonym on august 21, 2001

Instruction: "arbolist" What is the definition of "arbolist"?


dickjip

Context: hey dickjip

Instruction: "hey dickjip" What is the definition of "dickjip"?


frankenwaffel

describing ones mere and utter stupidity

Instruction: "wtf man give me that you damn frankenwaffel i don't like you" What is the definition of "frankenwaffel"?


aphanisis

Instruction: ""victims of terrorist kidnappings may undergo aphanisis and end up identifying with their captors (the so-called "helsinki syndrome")" What is the definition of "aphanisis"?


dominic monaghan

british actor, often reffered to as [teh sex]

Instruction: "dominic monaghan is so much hotter than tom cruise in the last samurai" What is the definition of "dominic monaghan"?


don't go full zed

Context: don't go full zed m8

this is usually used when a person says they are going to do something really stupid and you don't want them to

Instruction: "don't go full zed m8" What is the definition of "don't go full zed"?


a - nother

Context: i need a - nother

Instruction: "i need a - nother" What is the definition of "a - nother"?


lol'd

Context: i lol'd after you kicked his ass

the past tense use of lol (laughing out loud)

Instruction: "i lol'd after you kicked his ass" What is the definition of "lol'd"?


lol'd

Instruction: ""i lol'd when my friend lucy compared "where's waldo" to looking for hindu kids in a show" What is the definition of "lol'd"?


lol'd

Context: i literally lol'd when i read that

Instruction: "i literally lol'd when i read that" What is the definition of "lol'd"?


lol'd

Instruction: "person 1 - (doing an all caps rage) person 2 - lol'd" What is the definition of "lol'd"?


lol'd

Context: nice joke, i lol'd

"another way of making yourself look like a bigger idiot on message boards by taking the famous "lol"(laughing out loud) and adding a d to it

Instruction: "nice joke, i lol'd" What is the definition of "lol'd"?


big words

something ignorant people say to compliment another on their outstanding usage of sat-esque words, while simultaneously degrading themselves for their lack of a modest vocabulary

Instruction: "you're essay had a lot of big words on it, didn't get to read all of it, but i gave you an a anyways" What is the definition of "big words"?


mermaided

when attempting to put pants on both legs go into one pant leg

Instruction: "i was trying to put my pants on and i mermaided myself" What is the definition of "mermaided"?


brielle show

Instruction: ""have you seen the latest brielle show episode?  "you are gay if you watch that shit" What is the definition of "brielle show"?


ausstin

Context: you have a ausstin

Instruction: "you have a ausstin" What is the definition of "ausstin"?


girvinator

a mechanical or computer aided device that disects small problems into large problems usually added background support data including a abundant use of falsehoods

Instruction: "the girvinator got a hold on to the kotac issue and it exploded into a national incident" What is the definition of "girvinator"?


flip my jeep

dying in a horrific mess of steel, fire, and [nyquil]

Instruction: "brochacho, will you help me study for my math exam? i'm really worried that i will flip my jeep" What is the definition of "flip my jeep"?


ailith

Instruction: ""what are you doing?  "leaving some manga on the windowsill so that ailith will grant my evil wish" What is the definition of "ailith"?


bla bla

Instruction: "that dude was just bla bla and do anything" What is the definition of "bla bla"?


coop-like luck

someone who has luck equivalent to that of a [coop-a-loop]

Instruction: "after winning six straight poker hands, andrew was said to have coop-like luck" What is the definition of "coop-like luck"?


arkansas tittyfuck

after jizzing in between your girlfriend's tits, tittyfuck her and use your cum as a lubricant

Instruction: "after i jizzed last night, i pulled an arkansas tittyfuck with my girlfriend" What is the definition of "arkansas tittyfuck"?


barneer

Instruction: "someone barneer like including nic kline and danny blades" What is the definition of "barneer"?


hood famous

to be famous in the streets where you where raised

Instruction: "you see me on da block erry day i'm hood famous" What is the definition of "hood famous"?


laffs

Context: the laffs really suck

Instruction: "the laffs really suck" What is the definition of "laffs"?


laffs

Context: the laffs really sucks

alternative name for toronto maple leafs, the worst canadian team and the worst sports franchise in north america

Instruction: "the laffs really sucks" What is the definition of "laffs"?


cadbury mini eggs

Context: buy me a bag of cadbury mini eggs

Instruction: "buy me a bag of cadbury mini eggs" What is the definition of "cadbury mini eggs"?


bwett

Context: bwett hassick

a really hot guy that is super sexxxy and wubbed bewwy mucherz by messa

Instruction: "bwett hassick" What is the definition of "bwett"?


gerron

Context: he doesno' gerron wi' his boss

Instruction: "he doesno' gerron wi' his boss" What is the definition of "gerron"?


garret

Context: girl one: my boyfriends name is garret

an absoulutly amazing guy who is crazy nice and respectful

Instruction: "girl one: my boyfriends name is garret" What is the definition of "garret"?


bi-faggety

Context: this room has a total bi-faggety vibe

Instruction: "this room has a total bi-faggety vibe" What is the definition of "bi-faggety"?


crowing of the cock

Instruction: "person: jim called his erection the crowing of the cock and now i want his dick" What is the definition of "crowing of the cock"?


cheese pizza

when two girls and one guy take off their clothes

Instruction: "jessica and anthony gave that girl a nasty cheese pizza" What is the definition of "cheese pizza"?


cheese pizza

Context: man he just gave her a cheese pizza

an all in one, a guy punches a girl in the nose and cums on her face for the tomato sauce and cheese

Instruction: "man he just gave her a cheese pizza" What is the definition of "cheese pizza"?


cheese pizza

Context: see that cheese pizza on that bitch

when it is an all in one, meaning the chesse is cum the tomato sauce is blood after punching her in the face and the saucage is your poo

Instruction: "see that cheese pizza on that bitch" What is the definition of "cheese pizza"?


carl mygind

"''carl mygind'' was a norwegian primatologist, mostly known for his controversial studies on the orangutan's sexual behaviours

Instruction: "carl mygind - i got aids  jon - omg you boned a monkey" What is the definition of "carl mygind"?


fxc

"a term used in reference to a group of kids usually 14-24

Instruction: "girl 1: wow look at that hardcore boy in the corner  girl 2: naw, he's just a little fxc bitch" What is the definition of "fxc"?


fxc

Context: those seven jeans are so fxc

Instruction: "those seven jeans are so fxc" What is the definition of "fxc"?


fxc

Context: yeah your new jacket is so fxc

refers to anything to do with [scene royalty], [fritzxcore]

Instruction: "yeah your new jacket is so fxc" What is the definition of "fxc"?


fxc

Context: fxc foe life yo yo erat erat erat

a guy that made out of with, but fish like

Instruction: "fxc foe life yo yo erat erat erat" What is the definition of "fxc"?


a.t.b.c

Context: the a.t.b.c

the acronym for the delicious cigarette that one enjoys right after enjoying a most delicious taco bell meal

Instruction: "the a.t.b.c" What is the definition of "a.t.b.c"?


barrying

when someone comes up with the biggest pile of ballshit the world has ever seen

Instruction: "an example of barrying is 'i do not play world of warcraft" What is the definition of "barrying"?


bag face

Context: he/she is a bag face

Instruction: "he/she is a bag face" What is the definition of "bag face"?


45th base

when you have a gang bag with all of the major icons:  ronald mcdonald the burger king tony the tiger cap'n crunch master chief etc

Instruction: ""jeff: "ronald mcdonald isn't as good in the mouth as much as tony the tiger is up the ass" ozzy: "did you get to 45th base last night?" What is the definition of "45th base"?


after dinner mint

term used for partaking in some perscription only smoking

Instruction: "after we eat, we need to have a after dinner mint" What is the definition of "after dinner mint"?


after dinner mint

when a man has sex wearing a condom, finishes in it, and then uses the condom like a slingshot to project the load into the girl's face

Instruction: "after banging your sister i totally gave her an after dinner mint - it got all over her face" What is the definition of "after dinner mint"?


after dinner mint

a small bowl usually packed after a substantially large toke session

Instruction: "yo im fucked up but i could use an after dinner mint if u know what i mean" What is the definition of "after dinner mint"?


after dinner mint

to have sexual intercourse doggie style with a girl who proceeds to vomit

Instruction: "tina gave jerry an after dinner mint and left his carpet a mess" What is the definition of "after dinner mint"?


buzz on

Context: i have a pretty good buzz on

to be mildly intoxicated, particularly by alcohol

Instruction: "i have a pretty good buzz on" What is the definition of "buzz on"?


buzz on

Context: i have a pretty good buzz on

to be mildly intoxicated, particularly by alcohol

Instruction: "i have a pretty good buzz on" What is the definition of "buzz on"?


beenzi

Context: beenzi beenz

the perfect friend only one that gets the gayass jokes i make and accepts the retarded moments and thoughts that come with the friendship

Instruction: "beenzi beenz" What is the definition of "beenzi"?


gude

Context: "she had a hairy gude

female grundle, the area between a females vagina and anus

Instruction: ""she had a hairy gude" What is the definition of "gude"?


gude

Context: wow, you're a real gude

Instruction: "wow, you're a real gude" What is the definition of "gude"?


gude

Context: that thing or she man looks like a gude

Instruction: "that thing or she man looks like a gude" What is the definition of "gude"?


jarl

Context: "oh how i wish i had a jarl

Instruction: ""oh how i wish i had a jarl" What is the definition of "jarl"?


fuck a luck a ding dong

Context: holy fuck a luck a ding dong

"an expression of surprise or an "omfg" moment

Instruction: "holy fuck a luck a ding dong" What is the definition of "fuck a luck a ding dong"?


17 hmr

a 17 caliber rimfire load introduced by hornady in the early 2000's

Instruction: "my 17 hmr shoots sub minute-of-angle groups out to 200 yards on a calm day" What is the definition of "17 hmr"?


clock out

Context: i'm gonna clock out

to register one's departure from work on an automatic time recorder

Instruction: "i'm gonna clock out" What is the definition of "clock out"?


clock out

Instruction: "clock out - i'm about to fuckin' clock out broski" What is the definition of "clock out"?


army cadets

Context: army cadets rules

it's like a youth club but you get to shoot guns and shit, and all the girls are hottt (ok im biased cos i am one :p)

Instruction: "army cadets rules" What is the definition of "army cadets"?


avegail

Context: wow man she's totally an avegail

Instruction: "wow man she's totally an avegail" What is the definition of "avegail"?


elope

the act of two lovers running away from family and society to live together, traditionally in the north

Instruction: "i'm tired of this life style, i'll  elope with my girl" What is the definition of "elope"?


elope

to run off with a lover and be secretly married, usually without the knowledge/consent of one's parents and family

Instruction: ""ralph: "hey did you hear that last january jeremy and courtney decided to elope and then celebrate in niagara falls?"  joy: "wow" What is the definition of "elope"?


elope

Context: i am going to elope with my luva chris

to run off and get married so you can be truthful to god and still do it

Instruction: "i am going to elope with my luva chris" What is the definition of "elope"?


elope

Context: i'm going to go elope with my dog

Instruction: "i'm going to go elope with my dog" What is the definition of "elope"?


granolaring

giving away a secret location by being overly loud

Instruction: "the scientist alerted the aliens to his presence by granolaring while eating his breakfast" What is the definition of "granolaring"?


j.a.a

Instruction: "did you see that jasmin is dating david? total j.a.a" What is the definition of "j.a.a"?


big r

Context: fuck sake, he is big r than all of us

someone or thing who is really big, but at the same time an lanky fuck

Instruction: "fuck sake, he is big r than all of us" What is the definition of "big r"?


catalina foothills

"1) a highschool located in the foothills of the catalina mountains in tucson, arizona

Instruction: "yeah, i know she's a spoiled bitch; she goes to catalina foothills" What is the definition of "catalina foothills"?


catalina foothills

Instruction: "i work in the city of tucson and i'm a lawyer so like most of my co-workers, i live in catalina foothills" What is the definition of "catalina foothills"?


faolan

Instruction: "everyone deserves a faolan to be by their side" What is the definition of "faolan"?


faolan

person - cutest baby in the world, who will tell you off if you do something she doesn't like!

Instruction: "awww look how cute faolan is im going to tickle her" What is the definition of "faolan"?


faolan

Instruction: "gawd, stop being such a faolan and get off the ground" What is the definition of "faolan"?


tekken

Context: i like tekken tag more than tekken 4

greatest fighting game ever unmatched depth in gameplay

Instruction: "i like tekken tag more than tekken 4" What is the definition of "tekken"?


tekken

Context: i wanna play tekken 5 again

a 3-d fighting game developed by [namco], the people who brought you [pac man] and [soul calibur]

Instruction: "i wanna play tekken 5 again" What is the definition of "tekken"?


tekken

kick ass �ber game, not exactly easy to beat, nothing like street fighter, never played virtua fighet or whatever, but im gonna get it

Instruction: "all the tekken games are �ber cool, they own other fighting games" What is the definition of "tekken"?


bombtacular

Context: wow, the dark knight was bombtacular

a fusion of the words bomb and spectacular, used when either word cannot singly explain just how amazing something is

Instruction: "wow, the dark knight was bombtacular" What is the definition of "bombtacular"?


butt butt

Context: danny, you are a butt butt

a butt butt is someone you love very much

Instruction: "danny, you are a butt butt" What is the definition of "butt butt"?


bowl of society

the term used for someone who you never want to hang out with when your with your friends

Instruction: ""matt "did you hear about the new kid, steve?" greg "yeah, he's such a bowl of society" What is the definition of "bowl of society"?


awentastic

Context: -i feel awentastic

Instruction: "-i feel awentastic" What is the definition of "awentastic"?


horse cock

Context: holy shit look at his horse cock

Instruction: "holy shit look at his horse cock" What is the definition of "horse cock"?


horse cock

in the electricity industry: thick cable types (such as 2/5)

Instruction: "we need to run 200 feet of horse cock to the transformer" What is the definition of "horse cock"?


horse cock

Context: holy shit look at his horse cock

Instruction: "holy shit look at his horse cock" What is the definition of "horse cock"?


horse cock

in the electricity industry: thick cable types (such as 2/5)

Instruction: "we need to run 200 feet of horse cock to the transformer" What is the definition of "horse cock"?


goofnugget

Instruction: ""joanna, you are such a cute little goofnugget" What is the definition of "goofnugget"?


goofnugget

a person that does not require any external verbal berating from others, mostly because they do a good enough job of being a complete mockery of themselves

Instruction: "yo, that dude in the sparkly skinny jeans and ugg boots up on stage trying to act hard is a total goofnugget" What is the definition of "goofnugget"?


Instruction: "i want something that'll get me around but i can handle, so i thought i'd get a gs500" What is the definition of "gs500"?


animalification

(say:ani-mal-ifi-k-shun) this is like personification, which is used to give items human charecteristics in literature etc, animalification however is the use of giving the same items animal characteristics

Instruction: "the rope slithered down the wall it a use of animalification" What is the definition of "animalification"?


drama king

Context: i wish he weren't such a drama king

Instruction: "i wish he weren't such a drama king" What is the definition of "drama king"?


drama king

Context: david is such a drama king

any male that makes a big deal over a nonissue

Instruction: "david is such a drama king" What is the definition of "drama king"?


fawning

the act of women trying to walk in expensive, uncomfortable high heels after a long period of drinking whilst thinking they look classy

Instruction: ""after a big day at the horse races you will see a lot of drunk girls fawning their way to the taxi rank" What is the definition of "fawning"?


Context: that man is a crp978

Instruction: "that man is a crp978" What is the definition of "crp978"?


duchovnian

of or pertaining to something unnatural, or paranormal

Instruction: "now, don't freak on me, but i'm about to get into some duchovnian logic here" What is the definition of "duchovnian"?


dooj

Context: don't dooj this round

Instruction: "don't dooj this round" What is the definition of "dooj"?


dooj

"a word used when responding to a stupid comment, similar to [sieve] but not

Instruction: "person #1: leaves aren't white person #2: dooj" What is the definition of "dooj"?


dooj

Context: that noob player is such a dooj

a video game player with slow reactions to situations that require quick responses and/or decisions

Instruction: "that noob player is such a dooj" What is the definition of "dooj"?


bumpkins lung

affliction suffered by our country cousins

Instruction: "oi can't fecking breathe today lad, rough stuff's given me roight bumpkins lung" What is the definition of "bumpkins lung"?


courtesy wipe

you nut on a girl and you use her hair to wipe your cock

Instruction: "jane is such a newb; after giving me the most phenomenal blowjob ever she didn't even have the common gall to offer me a courtesy wipe" What is the definition of "courtesy wipe"?


dudd

Context: that cellphone is a dudd

defective, the one in a bunch that doesn't work

Instruction: "that cellphone is a dudd" What is the definition of "dudd"?


burn some stones

Context: lets go burn some stones

Instruction: "lets go burn some stones" What is the definition of "burn some stones"?


cheesecake dick

Context: omg what the fuck cheesecake dick

someone who uses cheese cake in a sexual endeavour

Instruction: "omg what the fuck cheesecake dick" What is the definition of "cheesecake dick"?


gonherpsyphilaids

Instruction: "joe: what's the matter man? frank: i got gonherpsyphilaids" What is the definition of "gonherpsyphilaids"?


balznago

Context: that herb is balznago

a term used to describe something crazy or wild

Instruction: "that herb is balznago" What is the definition of "balznago"?


crackney

the london borough formerly known as hackney until it infamously became overrun by radical [hoodlamic] terrorists

Instruction: "shall we go to jamal's house? nah man allow [trott]ing through crackney" What is the definition of "crackney"?


minatare nebraska

Instruction: "minatare nebraska is the most beautiful small town with where the women are more beautiful than any where else" What is the definition of "minatare nebraska"?


california suplex

Context: bob gave mindy a wet california suplex

the process of combining the california crab dangler and the pasadena mudslide

Instruction: "bob gave mindy a wet california suplex" What is the definition of "california suplex"?


fagulence

the feeling given off by someone who is blatantly obvious about their homosexuality

Instruction: "a sense of fagulence perforated around the gentlemen near the vending machine" What is the definition of "fagulence"?


gigglepoop

a foolish word to describe the act of defecating and/or breaking wind in your trousers as a result from laughing unexpectedly

Instruction: "the other day i was sitting on my couch when sean finished his joke, it made me gigglepoop" What is the definition of "gigglepoop"?


gigglepoop

talking to someone, when all of a sudden you bust out a poopy in your pants situation

Instruction: "hahahaha, i just laughed so hard i made a gigglepoop" What is the definition of "gigglepoop"?


helmtard

Context: you are sucha bloody helmtard

this word is a coalition of words, the first one being the 'tard' from the end of retard

Instruction: "you are sucha bloody helmtard" What is the definition of "helmtard"?


chidultry

the act of spending time with other children besides your own, during holidays, dinner, vacations, etc

Instruction: "my mother commited minor chidultry for eating dinner with someone else's kids, without me" What is the definition of "chidultry"?


ass potatoes

poop comprised of well-formed pieces, usually 1-3 in number, that are excreted quickly and with very little effort, and which generally require very little toilet paper usage afterwards

Instruction: "i just took a dump, and since i'm in a hurry, i was pleased when it turned out to be two quick ass potatoes instead of a bunch of ass bread" What is the definition of "ass potatoes"?


ass potatoes

"small to large blisters, rectal warts, lesions or other growths occurring around the rectum

Instruction: "i was just about to perform anal sex on this hot cougar in the bed of her truck, but when she spread her cheeks i could see ass potatoes" What is the definition of "ass potatoes"?


ass potatoes

inserting a potato in the rectum during intercourse

Instruction: "i can't wait to to give you the ass potatoes" What is the definition of "ass potatoes"?


cryptoland

cryptoland is a catch-all term for the bitcoin ecosystem, including all block-chain technologies

Instruction: ""i think i figured out how cryptoland can replace the academia, google, and facebook with one app "cryptoland badly wants a solution to the blockchain scaling problem""" What is the definition of "cryptoland"?


cake eaters

Context: those cake eaters from st

Instruction: "those cake eaters from st" What is the definition of "cake eaters"?


cake eaters

Context: those cake eaters from st

Instruction: "those cake eaters from st" What is the definition of "cake eaters"?


kabiera

a name from arabic origins, meaning 'powerful'

Instruction: ""my name is kabiera "oh, do you live up to your name?" "yes, i am quite powerful""" What is the definition of "kabiera"?


antima

Context: antima helped me out with work today

helpful, lovely, a sweetheart, can be diplomatic at times, and somewhat a hypocrite

Instruction: "antima helped me out with work today" What is the definition of "antima"?


anti-clique gang

a somewhat lesser-known youtube sketch comedy group that tries to produce clean content

Instruction: "the anti-clique gang hasn't posted a new video in months" What is the definition of "anti-clique gang"?


corryn

Instruction: "why cant i look like corryn?  thats a corryn" What is the definition of "corryn"?


corryn

Instruction: "wow look at that girl, she is such a corryn" What is the definition of "corryn"?


jasmin

Context: look outside its a jasmin day

a term used for something extremely beautiful

Instruction: "look outside its a jasmin day" What is the definition of "jasmin"?


jasmin

sexual and sensual, beautiful woman with an exotic touch

Instruction: "a tall beautiful woman, with long dark curly hair, brown eyes and the body of a coke bottle, she gotto be a jasmin" What is the definition of "jasmin"?


jasmin

Context: i can never be like a jasmin

jasmin is one of the worlds prettiest girls

Instruction: "i can never be like a jasmin" What is the definition of "jasmin"?


jasmin

the most beautiful woman that even the stars spell out her name

Instruction: "kevin: these are the reasons why i love you jasmin jasmin: i know you do, kevin you're so gay" What is the definition of "jasmin"?


jasmin

Context: that girl looks like jasmin

Instruction: "that girl looks like jasmin" What is the definition of "jasmin"?


jasmin

a stunning girl thats gorgeous and is beautiful inside and out

Instruction: "kk:hey what do you think about that new girl? bob:oh thats just a plain old jasmin" What is the definition of "jasmin"?


jasmin

girls the jasmine are called are the nicest most intelligent and most winning girls in the world if a jasmine decides a boy to love it is the best one

Instruction: "jaye : do you see this sexy mixed gurl with long dark curly hair  marlon:sure im scead of my dick gets hard she gotto be a jasmin" What is the definition of "jasmin"?


jasmin

a stunning girl thats gorgeous and is beautiful inside and out

Instruction: "kk:hey what do you think about that new girl? bob:oh thats just a plain old jasmin" What is the definition of "jasmin"?


boomschmack

Context: join us at the boomschmack

Instruction: "join us at the boomschmack" What is the definition of "boomschmack"?


sack job

someone who knowing allows there cousin to play with there ball sack

Instruction: "last week at the family reunion i got the best sack job ever" What is the definition of "sack job"?


cotton mouth killer

Instruction: "im gonna get some cotton mouth killer from the fridge, want any?" What is the definition of "cotton mouth killer"?


smd

Context: smd fag

Instruction: "smd fag" What is the definition of "smd"?


smd

suck my dick  a term used to explain emotion in the men's world

Instruction: "a: you're such a bitch b: smd  a: i'm so bored, what the fuck do i do?  b: smd" What is the definition of "smd"?


smd

Context: if you dont like it smd

Instruction: "if you dont like it smd" What is the definition of "smd"?


smd

Context: look bro, smd

Instruction: "look bro, smd" What is the definition of "smd"?


smd

Context: that guy can smd

"an abbreviation of the phrase "suck my dick""

Instruction: "that guy can smd" What is the definition of "smd"?


smd

Instruction: "intergalactic web:  guy: my mom made me pancakes dude: ur mom can smd  in real life:  guy: omg you're well ugly man dude: how about smd?" What is the definition of "smd"?


smd

Instruction: "i can't find any trukfit boxers online smd" What is the definition of "smd"?


bully bones

Context: he sure got some bully bones in him

someone with an amazin rap talent and skills

Instruction: "he sure got some bully bones in him" What is the definition of "bully bones"?


meathooked

"when your hitting your chick  from behind, you fish-hook her mouth with your index finger and make her head turn sideways

Instruction: "i was hitting my bitch from backside and i meathooked her ass while i was skeet-skeeting in her" What is the definition of "meathooked"?


burglar's moon

Context: gran: burglar's moon tonight

not necessarily a full moon, but nearly - gibbous

Instruction: "gran: burglar's moon tonight" What is the definition of "burglar's moon"?


jaybinder

jaybinder is the actual name of every indian boy named jay

Instruction: "shutup jay, we all know your real name is jaybinder" What is the definition of "jaybinder"?


on the rags

Instruction: "it was then to my horror i realised that this fat, disgusting, smelly, gargantuan troll was on the rags" What is the definition of "on the rags"?


cutting edge

Instruction: "in 1903, the wright brothers used what were then cutting edge techniques, such as a wind tunnel, to design their plane" What is the definition of "cutting edge"?


cutting edge

Instruction: ""you hear about that guy who shat all over the latest three days grace cd?  "yah yo dat boy is dah cutting edge" What is the definition of "cutting edge"?


carson daly

a big poser who is a gangster rapper when 50 cent is on the show, or a big faggot rocker when some shitty rock band is on

Instruction: "look at that kid getting bent over by his dad, what a carson daly" What is the definition of "carson daly"?


carson daly

a castrated spokesman for [mtv] shows like [total request live] which are responsible for the dumbing down of [america]'s youth

Instruction: "carson daly is only popular for as long as he can continue kissing mtv's [corporate] behind for cash" What is the definition of "carson daly"?


carson daly

was the host of one of the gayest mtv shows every where people would scream and yell and act completely retarted just to be on tv

Instruction: "carson daly made trl much gayer than it already was" What is the definition of "carson daly"?


in the same mold as [710 77345], [55378008] and [5138008], 11345663 is a calcuator combination, when flipped over, reads 'eggshell'

Instruction: "a stupid nerd type 11345663 into his calculator and showed it to me" What is the definition of "11345663"?


buffa cheeks

buffa cheeks means a fat person or any person that has their ass cheeks pouring up and out of their pants because there too tight

Instruction: "god that girl has some major buffa cheeks with those pants going on" What is the definition of "buffa cheeks"?


funktrumpet

funk~trumpet  a declaration of praise to an object/person,  or male genitalia

Instruction: "bob deserves a blow of my funktrumpet  or  rejoice" What is the definition of "funktrumpet"?


buttface magoo

chunky fourteen year-old band geeks who are frequently bullied, harrassed, and incessantly teased by their younger peanut siblings

Instruction: "matthew thomas o'brien is a buttface magoo" What is the definition of "buttface magoo"?


adkop

Instruction: "cold's new album a different kind of pain - adkop" What is the definition of "adkop"?


sa'

pronounced saa:  is short for samoan (saa-moan)

Instruction: "toa: hey man, are you sa' ? guy: nah man, im tongan" What is the definition of "sa'"?


bathroom photoshoot

a bathroom photoshoot is a photo session that takes place in a bathroom

Instruction: "ellen's bathroom photoshoot pics came out bad" What is the definition of "bathroom photoshoot"?


twatbook

Context: yer wanna see my twatbook collection

an adult erotic publication, containing graphic images of consenting ladies private parts

Instruction: "yer wanna see my twatbook collection" What is the definition of "twatbook"?


twatbook

"disparaging term for social media, portmanteau of "twat" - a twitter user and "book" for facebook

Instruction: "oh god, they only reveal information on twatbook" What is the definition of "twatbook"?


automotality

engaging in or bearing witness to an act of sexuality between a human being and a vehicle

Instruction: "i heard jim went to jail for committing automotality with his volvo" What is the definition of "automotality"?


ding dang diddley doo

a random word used to descride everyday objects

Instruction: "hey jumarcus, pass that ding dang diddley doo over here" What is the definition of "ding dang diddley doo"?


asla

asla, a name from middle eastern culture

Instruction: ""boy: "maaaan that girl's got quite the asla goin' on" What is the definition of "asla"?


bride of genghis

Context: thou art correct, bride of genghis

Instruction: "thou art correct, bride of genghis" What is the definition of "bride of genghis"?


concert socks

socks worn as the only garmet during a concert and can only be worn by men obviously

Instruction: "we wanted to go [streaking] but we didn't want to get totally busted so we wore concert socks" What is the definition of "concert socks"?


latye

Context: i am coming to school latye tomorrow

Instruction: "i am coming to school latye tomorrow" What is the definition of "latye"?


da brat

Context: da brat is cool

"da brat is a talented female who was the 1st female rap artist who went platinum

Instruction: "da brat is cool" What is the definition of "da brat"?


bro rape

Instruction: " bro rape is a terrible type of rape that is going on in most colleges today" What is the definition of "bro rape"?


blingbearer

one who gives or brings the bling to another

Instruction: "i always get excited (think elle woods) when my blingbearer comes around" What is the definition of "blingbearer"?


chuckle head

a person who is bordering on being a buffoon

Instruction: "that chuckle head laughed through his whole court appearance" What is the definition of "chuckle head"?


chuckle head

Context: carlos stop being such a chuckle head

someone who resembles carlos lobos, with lobos like qualities

Instruction: "carlos stop being such a chuckle head" What is the definition of "chuckle head"?


gordo

Context: necesito amar de un ruso gordo

Instruction: "necesito amar de un ruso gordo" What is the definition of "gordo"?


gordo

"mentally and physically, "not all there," to some degree or other

Instruction: "staring into space, tripping on sidewalk cracks, etc are ways to be gordo" What is the definition of "gordo"?


gordo

Context: te quiero muchisimo, gordo

spanish word used to describe a loved one

Instruction: "te quiero muchisimo, gordo" What is the definition of "gordo"?


gordo

some who has consumed mass amounts of alcohol, or drugs, or a combination of the two and is so drunk/high that he/she can't function any more

Instruction: "scott: man you guys see parker last night marc: ya, he was throwing up everywhere nicholas: ya he was gordo" What is the definition of "gordo"?


gordo

Instruction: "king gordo was the greatest man that ever lived" What is the definition of "gordo"?


gordo

Instruction: "#yogo - you only gordo once  do you want to phone a gordo?  teoh doesn't f**king gordo" What is the definition of "gordo"?


gordo

"an moronic political leader in the best place on earth, british columbia

Instruction: "gordo is a jerk who does nothing for the people" What is the definition of "gordo"?


bowling in tijuana

Instruction: "bro, stay away from that door unless you're in the mood for a little bowling in tijuana" What is the definition of "bowling in tijuana"?


anchalee

Context: anchalee smells like buttsex

Instruction: "anchalee smells like buttsex" What is the definition of "anchalee"?


attentionize

Instruction: ""students are often expected to attentionize their teachers during class" What is the definition of "attentionize"?


79th base

sex while time traveling/having sex in a parallel dimension

Instruction: ""gaben: "we're proud to announce that [gordon freeman] and [alyx vance] achieve 79th base in half-life episode 3: the return to xen" What is the definition of "79th base"?


good sport

Context: he's a bloody good sport he is

Instruction: "he's a bloody good sport he is" What is the definition of "good sport"?


good sport

a person who plays fair, excepts both victory and defeat, and remains amiable

Instruction: "come on, be a good sport and give someone else a chance to win" What is the definition of "good sport"?


hockeyshockel

Context: here, look at him hockeyshockel

to hockeyshockel is to dance infront of a large audience

Instruction: "here, look at him hockeyshockel" What is the definition of "hockeyshockel"?


bama ass

term used to describe the feeling of nasty wetness due to high temperatures and lack of wiping on the ass crack region

Instruction: "its gettin' hot in here i'm starting to get bama ass" What is the definition of "bama ass"?


6 ways to sunday

Instruction: "the entire operation was fucked up 6 ways to sunday" What is the definition of "6 ways to sunday"?


erimentha

Instruction: "i am going to name my daughter erimentha" What is the definition of "erimentha"?


dammit timothy

when your buddies son timothy breaks your cars center console causing you to practically fall over or spill your coffee every time you touch it you elicit a dammit timothy

Instruction: "anything that is kind of irritating but not super irritating you can elicit a dammit timothy" What is the definition of "dammit timothy"?


going to the spa

Instruction: "i am going to the spa with that hot guy over there on our lunch break" What is the definition of "going to the spa"?


bunny kiss

when a man pulls his jean pockets inside out to form bunny like ears and gets a blow job

Instruction: "come over here and give me a bunny kiss (pulls out pockets and unzips)" What is the definition of "bunny kiss"?


adle brate

Context: jonny wanted to adle brate susan

to punch someone in the back of the head

Instruction: "jonny wanted to adle brate susan" What is the definition of "adle brate"?


eve 6

Instruction: "when i grow up, i want to be as cool as eve 6" What is the definition of "eve 6"?


eve 6

Context: i'm going to go listen to eve 6

Instruction: "i'm going to go listen to eve 6" What is the definition of "eve 6"?


eve 6

Context: eve 6 puts my heart in a blender

Instruction: "eve 6 puts my heart in a blender" What is the definition of "eve 6"?


eve 6

Context: that is an eve 6 over there

one of ten perfected human females created during the cold war by the russians to make a superace capable of beating the americans

Instruction: "that is an eve 6 over there" What is the definition of "eve 6"?


eve 6

Context: eve 6 is a kick ass band

eve 6 is an awesome band who are not sellouts

Instruction: "eve 6 is a kick ass band" What is the definition of "eve 6"?


eve 6

Context: dude eve 6 owns my life they're so good

a band with unreasonable talent that wrote a few major hits and other kick ass song

Instruction: "dude eve 6 owns my life they're so good" What is the definition of "eve 6"?


eve 6

Instruction: "im going to have a huge orgy with the members (jon,max,tony) of eve 6" What is the definition of "eve 6"?


eve 6

a really crappy band with very little musical talent

Instruction: "did you hear the latest eve 6 song? yeah, they sound like freakin' hippies" What is the definition of "eve 6"?


cast iron cunt

"a cast iron cunt is the opposite of a "normal' cunt

Instruction: "that idiot manager at the shop is a cast iron cunt" What is the definition of "cast iron cunt"?


churchcore

Instruction: "hell yeah, yeah, i'm listening to some churchcore and reading the bible" What is the definition of "churchcore"?


fridge taste

the taste that food aqquires after being in the fridge too long

Instruction: ""oh man, you're chocolate tastes like the smell of your fridge, it's got fridge taste" What is the definition of "fridge taste"?


gokke

Context: damn dude, i like to gokke

Instruction: "damn dude, i like to gokke" What is the definition of "gokke"?


a self flushing poo

a poo that once leaving the anus, drops with such force (creating a 'poo wash') that it manuvers its way round the ubend

Instruction: ""holy fuck jake, i just did a self flushing poo "no way" What is the definition of "a self flushing poo"?


clown house

Instruction: "there are thirty people living inside the clown house across the street from me" What is the definition of "clown house"?


clown house

a house crammed full of [illegal aliens]

Instruction: "there are thirty people living inside the clown house across the street from me" What is the definition of "clown house"?


clown house

Instruction: " there are thirty people living inside the clown house across the street from me" What is the definition of "clown house"?


clown house

Instruction: "there are thirty people living inside the clown house across the street from me" What is the definition of "clown house"?


clown house

a house crammed full of [illegal aliens]

Instruction: "there are thirty people living inside the clown house across the street from me" What is the definition of "clown house"?


bimsplosion

to bust a nut in the style of the great bimson

Instruction: "damn homie, i just done bimsplosion on my girl" What is the definition of "bimsplosion"?


butterish run

Context: mike rodriguez is such a butterish run

Instruction: "mike rodriguez is such a butterish run" What is the definition of "butterish run"?


brian peppers

the most amazing sex offender ever, becuase of how he looks it is amazing anyone would go close enough to him to be molested by him

Instruction: "oh my god brian peppers is ugly, maybe i should let him rape me" What is the definition of "brian peppers"?


fanny magnet

a male with an uncanny knack for attracting attractive, desirable women

Instruction: "with his fan club of catwalk models, peter is a real fanny magnet" What is the definition of "fanny magnet"?


fanny magnet

Instruction: "that car of yours is a real fanny magnet" What is the definition of "fanny magnet"?


coontash

the small patch of hair that black men grow just below the lower lip, usually accompanied by a moustache

Instruction: ""the man was described as black around 30 years old, about 5' 10" with a short afro, moustach and a coontash" What is the definition of "coontash"?


wiggle the worm

Context: man, i gotta go wiggle the worm

Instruction: "man, i gotta go wiggle the worm" What is the definition of "wiggle the worm"?


cochlear rape

literally, the rape of someone's cochlea

Instruction: ""i think what you need is a little cochlear rape" What is the definition of "cochlear rape"?


comlsum

the ucs screen that shows information on the account such as rate discounts, annual premium, commission, and collateral

Instruction: "yo man, update that comlsum screen so i can check it out while i'm grubbin on these scrimps" What is the definition of "comlsum"?


butt soup

having loose bowels so bad that it almost all water

Instruction: "i drank way too much last night, now i have a ridiculous case of butt soup" What is the definition of "butt soup"?


bumderise

Context: oh i know, we should well bumderise him

used to describe the process of turning someone gay

Instruction: "oh i know, we should well bumderise him" What is the definition of "bumderise"?


reverse pantsing

a rare situation in a game of eight ball

Instruction: "dang, haven't seen a reverse pantsing like that in a while" What is the definition of "reverse pantsing"?


churchdogg

1: a very handsome, very friendly karaoke dj

Instruction: "check out churchdogg over there, providing the awesome tunes in between singers" What is the definition of "churchdogg"?


doin it

Instruction: "did you see that kid dance, yo he's doin it" What is the definition of "doin it"?


bakera

"a slick yet hidden substitute word for crabs, improvised in the famous labasa town of fiji islands

Instruction: "mum: what would you like for dinner? kavi: bakera from labasa please" What is the definition of "bakera"?


brick soccer

Instruction: "guy 1: i wanna play soccer but theres to many bricks in the lawn guy 2: not a problem we can play brick soccer guy1 : wowziers good idea" What is the definition of "brick soccer"?


cooft

verb- to smoke marijuana  noun- marijuana itself

Instruction: "yo homie lets go cooft a blunt  you got some cooft?" What is the definition of "cooft"?


blowin bleezys

the coolest way to say you're smoking a marijuana fulled cigar also known as a blunt

Instruction: "yo my negrosaurs lets go blow some bleezys in the back of you're automobile  bro i'm with al gore blowin bleezys" What is the definition of "blowin bleezys"?


blue planet

some creepy yet, crazy kind of animal porn, posing as a documentary so sexual perverts can get their thrill while remaining respectable looking

Instruction: "nothing much, just chilling in my boxers watching the blue planet" What is the definition of "blue planet"?


cheesecake factory

a place with large amounts of cheesecake(poon) such as clubs, the playboy mansion etc

Instruction: ""hey man you wanna go to the cheesecake factory on friday night?  "nah its cool brah, i got my monkey at home" What is the definition of "cheesecake factory"?


canoey

Context: that sounds very canoey

Instruction: "that sounds very canoey" What is the definition of "canoey"?


home movies

Instruction: "you need to watch home movies so it doesn't get canceled" What is the definition of "home movies"?


home movies

Instruction: "home movies got cancelled because you guys didn't watch it" What is the definition of "home movies"?


home movies

Context: home movies = pure genius

Instruction: "home movies = pure genius" What is the definition of "home movies"?


home movies

Context: home movies > metapocalypse

a hilarious show by brendon small about an unenthusiastic eight-year-old of the same name, who makes movies with his best friends in the basement

Instruction: "home movies > metapocalypse" What is the definition of "home movies"?


home movies

the most underrated show in the history of television

Instruction: "let's watch home movies on dvd, since it got cancelled" What is the definition of "home movies"?


shuffle

"shortened "nickname" for melbourne shuffle, an underground dance style which is predominantly danced to dance / electronica / trance / hardstyles / house music"

Instruction: ""nathan: "dude, i just had the most awesome shuffle session" richard: "man, that is awesome" What is the definition of "shuffle"?


shuffle

Instruction: "better shuffle your deck so you won't draw the same cards again" What is the definition of "shuffle"?


shuffle

Instruction: "as the shuffle of zombies approached the unprotected cabin, the survivors inside sharpened their weapons" What is the definition of "shuffle"?


shuffle

term used to describe a group of zombies

Instruction: "grab your shotguns there is a shuffle of zombies headed this way" What is the definition of "shuffle"?


shuffle

"to have a "shuffle"   the act of masturbation, normally by a female

Instruction: "i caught kim having a shuffle in her room last night" What is the definition of "shuffle"?


blobsplash

the toilet water that splashes up on to your bum when you do a crap, accompanied by a 'plop' sound

Instruction: "i just did a crap and had major blobsplash" What is the definition of "blobsplash"?


mulletmobile

"any of several american made cars that are adorned by rednecks and so called "[import haters]"

Instruction: "hey look, he has an old f-250 on 38s damn thats a mulletmobile" What is the definition of "mulletmobile"?


fizzy gravy

a fast spattery shit that randomly coats the side of the bowl and ones buttocks

Instruction: "i sat down for a shit and it was like opening a can of fizzy gravy" What is the definition of "fizzy gravy"?


fizzy gravy

shit soup, rusty bike chain, silly string

Instruction: "i went for a jalfrezi at the 'passage to india' last night and i've been dumping nothing but fizzy gravy all morning" What is the definition of "fizzy gravy"?


chompmyster

Context: shut the hell up chompmyster

Instruction: "shut the hell up chompmyster" What is the definition of "chompmyster"?


carpe scrotum

Context: carpe scrotum

Instruction: "carpe scrotum" What is the definition of "carpe scrotum"?


hairy bagle

Context: he has a very hairy bagle

Instruction: "he has a very hairy bagle" What is the definition of "hairy bagle"?


delshaun

Instruction: ""dude 1: "last night i was goin to town at the desk with some porn, and my arms seemed major delshaun" What is the definition of "delshaun"?


dingyduck

dingyduck is an incredible asshole of a person who likes to call people names and that shit

Instruction: "a dingyduck would be someone who pretends to be a duck in online video games" What is the definition of "dingyduck"?


jew tickler

Context: storm is such a jew tickler

one who sucks cock, blows pole, and tickles baby jews

Instruction: "storm is such a jew tickler" What is the definition of "jew tickler"?


afterbate

when leftover jizz from masterbation is slowly excreted over a period of about 30 minutes

Instruction: "damn, my afterbate was so bad last night i had to change my boxers 6 times" What is the definition of "afterbate"?


poontoon

Context: miley cyrus is a poontoon

some one how is annoying and or could have been annoying is a poontoon

Instruction: "miley cyrus is a poontoon" What is the definition of "poontoon"?


poontoon

Context: 1: what's the pass? 2: poontoon

Instruction: "1: what's the pass? 2: poontoon" What is the definition of "poontoon"?


electric forest

Instruction: "guy: dude i found bro's dad's electric forest when i leaned against this wall in his basement last night" What is the definition of "electric forest"?


foodang

Context: you just banged my chick foodang

Instruction: "you just banged my chick foodang" What is the definition of "foodang"?


peetz

Context: woaah fetten peetz man

Instruction: "woaah fetten peetz man" What is the definition of "peetz"?


goosebag

Context: that boy called me a goosebag

a word that describes the instance that portrays one acting as an idiot or complete retard that has no friends (kyle seymour)

Instruction: "that boy called me a goosebag" What is the definition of "goosebag"?


baking cupcakes

a euphemism for not getting any sex, and possibly doing another activity (ie: stress baking) to relieve the stress of celibacy

Instruction: "cindy: what's up, jon? jon: just hanging out, baking cupcakes" What is the definition of "baking cupcakes"?


chickenmcfuckwich

a burger which has been hastily made by a teenage employee of mcdonalds

Instruction: "i ordered a mcchicken burger, not this chickenmcfuckwich" What is the definition of "chickenmcfuckwich"?


gawie

Context: you took that turns like a gawie

a crazy motherfucker that doesn't give a fuck about anything

Instruction: "you took that turns like a gawie" What is the definition of "gawie"?


sugarbaby

a women usually whoes age ranges from 18-30 that excepts money, gifts and other materialistic items from her sugardaddy for companionship and but not exclusive to sexual favors

Instruction: "ayanna: just the other day i saw mark (middle aged) with kiki (22yrs) in the mall i think shes his new sugarbaby" What is the definition of "sugarbaby"?


dogs in the tub

when you stick your ballsack in a chick's poopshoot -- your nuts keep tryin to pop back out, just like dogs in the tub

Instruction: "i had my dogs in the tub last night and my bitch farted all over my nuts" What is the definition of "dogs in the tub"?


dogs in the tub

when, durring intercourse, a man puts his testes in one orifice while his penis in the other

Instruction: "dude, that chick's a ho, i put dogs in the tub" What is the definition of "dogs in the tub"?


pimpslanger

a word to describe slangs used by the pimpage, mainly the worse slangs there are

Instruction: "[3:57pm] <@generalsmoker> hey ming help me making a commemorative pimpslanger message for my msn regarding the connection's comeback" What is the definition of "pimpslanger"?


clock grip

Context: im about to clock grip tonight son

Instruction: "im about to clock grip tonight son" What is the definition of "clock grip"?


fresh brown

a load of poop that has just recently been dropped

Instruction: "i just laid a fresh brown and it smells terrible" What is the definition of "fresh brown"?


cleaning ze windows

when a guy pulls a bird and they're doing it doggy style, he pulls out and cums on the closest surface, preferably a window

Instruction: "lucky i pulled that jenna chick last night, i love cleaning ze windows" What is the definition of "cleaning ze windows"?


alert cobra

Context: yo man i got such an alert cobra

Instruction: "yo man i got such an alert cobra" What is the definition of "alert cobra"?


crap snapper

Context: damn that guy is a crap snapper

a person/thing that enjoys snatching and breaking poo in half

Instruction: "damn that guy is a crap snapper" What is the definition of "crap snapper"?


dotabeticle

a woman's period and the emotional turmoil attributed to her behavior at that time

Instruction: "she was acting dotabeticle when she threw her shoes across the room and started crying when she could not find her keys" What is the definition of "dotabeticle"?


pyre

Context: pyre sees all

a creature of incredible mystical power, born of both light and darkness

Instruction: "pyre sees all" What is the definition of "pyre"?


pyre

Context: 1)pity that guy is pyre

1)noun: an unfortunate character who is unable to stop killing people in embarrasing ways

Instruction: "1)pity that guy is pyre" What is the definition of "pyre"?


bum chocolate

Instruction: "i must go to the toilet before my pants are covered in my own bum chocolate" What is the definition of "bum chocolate"?


free-spirited

Instruction: "[holly golightly] is a selfish, irresponsible, and manipulative character--very free-spirited indeed" What is the definition of "free-spirited"?


munchy mole

the woman who drives the mobile food truck

Instruction: "the munchy mole is here; i'm gonna grab a pie" What is the definition of "munchy mole"?


footwhips

Context: hey man check out my new footwhips

a way to describe a nice pair of shoes or other footwear

Instruction: "hey man check out my new footwhips" What is the definition of "footwhips"?


dole loafers

fila trainers that [chavs] wear when picking up their unemployment benefit

Instruction: "mate, your trainers are proper dole loafers" What is the definition of "dole loafers"?


deedldo

Instruction: "yo man, i went to this club on saturday, it was all the deedldo" What is the definition of "deedldo"?


adplexia

a state characterized by lack of emotion or fear in critical situations often caused as a result of a traumatic episode

Instruction: "adplexia - state characterized by lack of emotion or fear in critical situations often caused as a result of a traumatic episode" What is the definition of "adplexia"?


birds and the bees

according to tradition, the birds and the bees is a metaphorical story sometimes told to children in an attempt to explain the mechanics and consequence of sexual intercourse

Instruction: "let me tell you 'bout the birds and the bees" What is the definition of "birds and the bees"?


birds and the bees

typical parents' attempt to describe sex to their kids

Instruction: "ok, son, it's time to talk about the birds and the bees" What is the definition of "birds and the bees"?


birds and the bees

Instruction: "put that thing in mine like the birds and the bees" What is the definition of "birds and the bees"?


cock vampire

Context: 'suzie's such a cock vampire

a person who absolutely loves to suck cock, and drink the semen after

Instruction: "'suzie's such a cock vampire" What is the definition of "cock vampire"?


cock vampire

the phase after you lose your virginity and all you want is the d

Instruction: "my puss just got penetrated and now i'm livin that cock vampire life" What is the definition of "cock vampire"?


sovay

Context: sovay, sovay, sovay all along the day

"andrew bird uses this word on his album "the mysterious production of eggs

Instruction: "sovay, sovay, sovay all along the day" What is the definition of "sovay"?


brian mcblunt

Instruction: "brian mcblunt isnt a dick so keep it out of your mouth" What is the definition of "brian mcblunt"?


dirty fuckin animal

Context: that bitch is a dirty fuckin animal

the most disgusting creature to ever drag its ass across the surface of this earth

Instruction: "that bitch is a dirty fuckin animal" What is the definition of "dirty fuckin animal"?


Context: what a 7001

it's simply an [31337] version of the word, t00l

Instruction: "what a 7001" What is the definition of "7001"?


fawndah bear

Instruction: "fawndah bear is angry cuz she didnt get wet foodies" What is the definition of "fawndah bear"?


christina greene

Context: she is such a christina greene

Instruction: "she is such a christina greene" What is the definition of "christina greene"?


netflix o'clock

the prime-time television watching hours when so much local bandwidth is consumed by your neighbors streaming netflix content that the internet slows to a crawl

Instruction: "last night during netflix o'clock my download speed averaged 2mbps" What is the definition of "netflix o'clock"?


coatsy

Context: shut the fuck up coatsy

"when you talk too much, about too much, that may may or may not be related to the conversation in progress

Instruction: "shut the fuck up coatsy" What is the definition of "coatsy"?


belgium yard

Instruction: ""hey guys lets wanna go give each other belgium yards?  "hey i just gave joe and ron a belgium yard" What is the definition of "belgium yard"?


goldilocksed

using someone else's bed during or after a party without their permission

Instruction: "gina was goldilocksed when she found other people in her bed during a party" What is the definition of "goldilocksed"?


dunz

Context: going out with the dunz 2nite

friends, homeboys, posse, skillates, crew

Instruction: "going out with the dunz 2nite" What is the definition of "dunz"?


dunz

Context: "how to be skuxx? "i dunz kn0""

Instruction: ""how to be skuxx? "i dunz kn0""" What is the definition of "dunz"?


jesse metcalfe

one of the hottest guys on tv, has been seen on [desperate housewives] but hes going to have his own tv show soon *aparently*

Instruction: "jesse metcalfe needs to take his top off more often" What is the definition of "jesse metcalfe"?


fag fest

Context: wow, this shit is a fucking fag fest

Instruction: "wow, this shit is a fucking fag fest" What is the definition of "fag fest"?


fluff butt

Context: that girl has a fluff butt

Instruction: "that girl has a fluff butt" What is the definition of "fluff butt"?


armorous

felling armored, indestructable, and flat out badass

Instruction: "holy shit man your looking armorous today, i wouldn'twanna fuck with you" What is the definition of "armorous"?


chron chron

Instruction: "damn, id kill for a bag of chron chron right now" What is the definition of "chron chron"?


chron chron

Instruction: "cigarettes and milk are chron chron for sure" What is the definition of "chron chron"?


a new york shoe shine

when a person from new york obfuscates facts and slows down the search for solutions

Instruction: "that store manager in the bronx just told me what i wanted to hear but actually gave me a new york shoe shine" What is the definition of "a new york shoe shine"?


bananananana

Context: one day, i was eating a bananananana

what you type when the 'n' and 'a' keys get stuck while typing 'banana'

Instruction: "one day, i was eating a bananananana" What is the definition of "bananananana"?


bananananana

kids' version of banana, pronounced buh-nan-uh-nan-uh-nuh, similar to [basghetti] for spaghetti

Instruction: "when offering breakfast to your kids, suggest bananananana with cereal instead of just a banana" What is the definition of "bananananana"?


ela ela

Context: ela ela lamito stika wee ooo wee

used in many ways of terms such as: to term a mexican kid

Instruction: "ela ela lamito stika wee ooo wee" What is the definition of "ela ela"?


nichole

nichole is the most amazing girl you'll ever meet

Instruction: "i know a girl named nichole and i never want to lose her" What is the definition of "nichole"?


nichole

Instruction: "nichole is [sexy], [seductive], [manipulative], [intelligent], [rare]" What is the definition of "nichole"?


nichole

Instruction: "nichole = everything you could ever ask for *2" What is the definition of "nichole"?


nichole

a beautiful intelligent and all around wonderful person

Instruction: "warning  don't fuck with a nichole because she might punch you in the throat" What is the definition of "nichole"?


soak your head

Context: go soak your head

old slang used to tell somebody they have no idea what they are talking about

Instruction: "go soak your head" What is the definition of "soak your head"?


a hamza

Context: stop being a hamza

a bloke who pretends to be someone else or do something to cause confusion and chaos

Instruction: "stop being a hamza" What is the definition of "a hamza"?


layed to rest

Instruction: "dad was layed to rest in his favorite grey suit" What is the definition of "layed to rest"?


chunkstamike

adores himself, vain, believes he is the perfect being, loves cookies and disney world

Instruction: "chunkstamike loves cookies, mickey mouse, and his bestie joshy" What is the definition of "chunkstamike"?


dick laser

a term used to describe the mechanism of destruction of a particularly powerful penis

Instruction: "george's dick laser annihilated gertrude the lesbian hooker" What is the definition of "dick laser"?


cock pumper

one who pumps a cock much like when your jacking up a car to try and break off the huge black 12 inch cock

Instruction: "man she was so good then she turned into a cock pumper" What is the definition of "cock pumper"?


sucka fish

to say when mad to confuse someone when use if they ask wat it means dont answer

Instruction: "why r u a sucka fish? hey shut up sucka fish" What is the definition of "sucka fish"?


sucka fish

Context: you lost again sucka fish

Instruction: "you lost again sucka fish" What is the definition of "sucka fish"?


sucka fish

Instruction: "me:i cry when i watch tha lion king gibby:yu's a sucka fish" What is the definition of "sucka fish"?


fratorities

word used by idiots who can't seem to understand the difference bewteen a fraternity and a sorority

Instruction: "let's go to one of the fratorities and have some wine and cheese" What is the definition of "fratorities"?


captain caveman

captain caveman, possibly the most hairy catoon character ever & hails from wacky races, where he raced a similar model car to that of fred flinstone

Instruction: "captain caveman really doesn't like dick dastardly" What is the definition of "captain caveman"?


brown deer

Context: i live in brown deer

[broun] [deer] -noun  the only suburb of milwaukee with a 1:1 ratio of blacks and whites

Instruction: "i live in brown deer" What is the definition of "brown deer"?


brown deer

Context: let's go to brown deer

"north of milwaukee, it's called a suburb

Instruction: "let's go to brown deer" What is the definition of "brown deer"?


coffee black

the first person to ever throw down an alley oop dished by none other than the greatest player, owner, manager, coach, entrepreneur of all time

Instruction: "coffee black is an afro on top, converse on bottom, and pure amazing in between" What is the definition of "coffee black"?


dirty erich

"a "dirty erich' is accomplished with one man, two girls

Instruction: "man, i banged these two babes last night and they asked for a dirty erich" What is the definition of "dirty erich"?


couch syrup

the liquor one hides in a couch (and throughout the house) while pretending to be sober

Instruction: "aunt claire said she would stop drinking, but we keep finding all the couch syrup she has hidden away" What is the definition of "couch syrup"?


detroiting

Context: obama is detroiting this country

to destroy the economy of a city, state, or country with horribly misguided economic policy

Instruction: "obama is detroiting this country" What is the definition of "detroiting"?


ass ham

Instruction: "sean, you have some serious ass ham girl ew, you got some ass ham going on there, tone that shit up" What is the definition of "ass ham"?


going h.a.m

Context: im going h.a.m

Instruction: "im going h.a.m" What is the definition of "going h.a.m"?


arse burglary

obvious violation of the anus by voluntary and involuntary means

Instruction: "man, when you go to jail, drop the soap, it can only mean a good case of arse burglary" What is the definition of "arse burglary"?


catholic priests

cool dudes who forgive your sins and give you jesus in holy communion

Instruction: "catholic priests number over 500,000 in the world" What is the definition of "catholic priests"?


catholic priests

Context: catholic priests are all pedophiles

a group of people who everyone thinks are pedophiles when the majority of them aren't

Instruction: "catholic priests are all pedophiles" What is the definition of "catholic priests"?


catholic priests

"stupid men who are sexually frustrated by their commitment to celibacy

Instruction: "every year, thousands of catholic priests are transferred by the church to help cover up the fact that most of them are child molesters" What is the definition of "catholic priests"?


bivy

Context: look at bivy

Instruction: "look at bivy" What is the definition of "bivy"?


acuteable

Context: that baby is acuteable

Instruction: "that baby is acuteable" What is the definition of "acuteable"?


fomp

Context: dude was sportin a big ol' fomp

fomp was a 60's term for a large pompadour worn by a man

Instruction: "dude was sportin a big ol' fomp" What is the definition of "fomp"?


beatgasm

noun - a music service exclusively for electronic dance music that reinvents the way that fans connect to music, artists, and fellow fans

Instruction: "beatgasm is probably the best thing ever to happen to edm" What is the definition of "beatgasm"?


chasin' a charge

it is when you forget to plug in your cell phone the night before

Instruction: "i spent the whole day chasin' a charge after i woke up and found my phone was dead" What is the definition of "chasin' a charge"?


butel

a lad who walks around, of any [stereotype], [chav] or [wanker], thinking he's 'ard as nails' when really he's just a [soft ass], [pussio]

Instruction: "person 1: look at that lad over there starting on those guys person 2: i know him aswell, he's a fucking butel" What is the definition of "butel"?


bitch fog

"when a hot chick has become such an ungrateful bitch, that she doesn't appear to be hot anymore

Instruction: "rachel has been such a lying, whorish bitch lately, the bitch fog is starting to set in and i can barely see when i'm around her" What is the definition of "bitch fog"?


boo boo stank stank

Context: [dez]is your boo boo stank stank

a word that justin herring uses to describe the relationship with maya and dez

Instruction: "[dez]is your boo boo stank stank" What is the definition of "boo boo stank stank"?


analtivity

an activity at which one is completely anal about

Instruction: "making sure end users lock their computers when they walk away is the it manager's favorite analtivity" What is the definition of "analtivity"?


czpop

Context: czpop =uid=0

Instruction: "czpop =uid=0" What is the definition of "czpop"?


czpop

Context: czpop is in #freenode

mirc coder and user, freenode server user and wkipedia editor

Instruction: "czpop is in #freenode" What is the definition of "czpop"?


hooshwah

Context: omg that guys belt is totally hooshwah

Instruction: "omg that guys belt is totally hooshwah" What is the definition of "hooshwah"?


drath

Context: luke: drath i need a creme stick now

Instruction: "luke: drath i need a creme stick now" What is the definition of "drath"?


drath

Context: more anal than ftgs on drath

Instruction: "more anal than ftgs on drath" What is the definition of "drath"?


shitbox 2000

a computer that is notoriously bad and filled with viruses, with a shitty-ass microphone attached

Instruction: "hey, have you seen brody's computer? it's a total shitbox 2000" What is the definition of "shitbox 2000"?


big sick

Instruction: "keith had several scares with the big sick when he had unprotected sex with gay men" What is the definition of "big sick"?


bird pecking

Context: chad's bird pecking made triggs cry

jerking your head forward in quick, sporadic movements

Instruction: "chad's bird pecking made triggs cry" What is the definition of "bird pecking"?


yizzells to the hizzells

"the coolest way to say "yes" "hell yeah!""

Instruction: "boy: what would you say if i asked you to give me a blow job right here and now? girl: yizzells to the hizzells" What is the definition of "yizzells to the hizzells"?


cheesedick shuffle

the long, embarrassing walk into the clinic after getting burned by that girl you had to carry out of the bar that one night

Instruction: "man, i had to do the cheesedick shuffle at the clinic this morning" What is the definition of "cheesedick shuffle"?


blogero

a person who blogs for fun a filipino who keeps a weblog

Instruction: "you don't have to be a pinoy to be a cool blogero" What is the definition of "blogero"?


brown skid

verb: to hit a person on a bike while driving a car

Instruction: ""i almost brown skid this spandex jockey on my way to work today" What is the definition of "brown skid"?


closet homosexuals

someone who isn't yet out about them being a homosexual

Instruction: "can't think of an example for closet homosexuals" What is the definition of "closet homosexuals"?


frangina

"the process in which a woman's pubic hair [the vagina area] grows excessively and you do not shave it, you only "trim" it, or atleast say you do so

Instruction: "ryan was about to have sex with fran when he noticed she was growing a frangina" What is the definition of "frangina"?


frangina

"the process in which a woman's pubic hair [the vagina area] grows excessively and you do not shave it, you only "trim" it, or atleast say you do so

Instruction: "ryan was about to have sex with fran when he noticed she was growing a frangina" What is the definition of "frangina"?


time warp

Context: let's do the time warp again

just a jump to the left, and a step to the right

Instruction: "let's do the time warp again" What is the definition of "time warp"?


time warp

"a dance in the movie rocky horror picture show in which people called "time-warp goonies" dance at the transylvannia transexual convention at dr

Instruction: "i was doing the time warp at the late night double-feature picture show w/ a transvestite" What is the definition of "time warp"?


groundfloor

to be the first reply to a post/topic/thread

Instruction: "whoa, am i the first comment?  groundfloor" What is the definition of "groundfloor"?


boogers in a bag

the gummy bear fruit type crap kids take to school as a snack

Instruction: "hey dad can i have a snack? yea go get some boogers in a bag" What is the definition of "boogers in a bag"?


bumboozle

"alcohol fit for the lips of the cheapest of cheap - college students and the garden variety "bum

Instruction: ""joe college: "hey, mac, go pick us up some bumboozle for tonight" What is the definition of "bumboozle"?


beef castle

Instruction: "nicole mcvey is the ultimate beef castle" What is the definition of "beef castle"?


badgers party

Context: badgers party should have an apostrophe

a bunch of badgers peepee touching to no end

Instruction: "badgers party should have an apostrophe" What is the definition of "badgers party"?


bro pad

the awesome dorm on the campus of ohio university where all the hot girls and wannabe bros wanna go

Instruction: "did you see tiff dog go into the bro pad last night? damn those guys are awesome" What is the definition of "bro pad"?


bro pad

Instruction: "we always throw the sickest parties at our bro pad" What is the definition of "bro pad"?


condensational

Instruction: ""wow this conversation is condensational" What is the definition of "condensational"?


caratula

Context: le rompi la caratula (i broke his face)

Instruction: "le rompi la caratula (i broke his face)" What is the definition of "caratula"?


arabian surprise

the act of placing your testicles onto the eyes of your victim/sexual partner, while taking a dump into their open mouth

Instruction: "man, jimmy pissed me off so bad last night that when he finally passed out, i gave him the arabian surprise" What is the definition of "arabian surprise"?


arabian surprise

after a man ejaculates into a girl (or man for that matter) he whispers into her ear 'i have aids

Instruction: "sam performed an arabian surprise on his dad" What is the definition of "arabian surprise"?


augusta, ga

nasty ass ghetto city in georgia more commonly known as [disgusta]

Instruction: "take a trip to augusta, ga and it will make detroit seem like paradise" What is the definition of "augusta, ga"?


augusta, ga

Context: augusta, ga

the second largest city and metro area in georgia, next to the savannah river

Instruction: "augusta, ga" What is the definition of "augusta, ga"?


augusta, ga

"the worst, most boring city ever to exist

Instruction: ""person 1: "oh my god man, i just came back from augusta, ga" What is the definition of "augusta, ga"?


augusta, ga

a nice size city in east central georgia, home of the masters international golf tournament, it is a city which receives heavily unneeded criticism, but could use some work

Instruction: "guy: have you gotten tickets to the masters in augusta, ga yet? guy:yep" What is the definition of "augusta, ga"?


augusta, ga

a city in georgia ( the peach state ) where a big golf tournament is played

Instruction: "augusta, ga is where the biggest golf tournament in the world takes place, but none of the people that live there care" What is the definition of "augusta, ga"?


asahwo

it means someone who is a slag or a whore

Instruction: "karolina isn't asahwo cuz she is a lovely bird" What is the definition of "asahwo"?


Instruction: "i allegedly owe someone 3.5k but they're not getting a penny from me" What is the definition of "3.5k"?


party animal

Context: that kid is such a party animal

Instruction: "that kid is such a party animal" What is the definition of "party animal"?


party animal

Instruction: "do you know who a huge party animal is?  definitely becky" What is the definition of "party animal"?


grundle sauce

the nutritious drink formed by the sweat between your anus and  ballsack

Instruction: "after taking his face out of ferman's ass, kenny quickly realized it was smeared with grundle sauce" What is the definition of "grundle sauce"?


grundle sauce

the juices or sauce that forms between your asshole and nutsack

Instruction: "damian love his grundle sauce on his breakfast toast" What is the definition of "grundle sauce"?


asheli

usually a slut and haves sex a lot with multiple guys

Instruction: "me: you fucked my boyfriend  you: i just pulled an asheli" What is the definition of "asheli"?


canadian surprise

extending the butt end of your hockey stick up and under somebodies ribs with an effort to hide it from the referees

Instruction: "that guys a real hozer he's been thrashing everybody on the ice, give him the canadian surprise" What is the definition of "canadian surprise"?


avoc

Instruction: "guy 1= how did you fuck jenna? guy 2= well, obviously avoc" What is the definition of "avoc"?


detroct

Context: "have you heard him detroct yet? "no

to speak incessantly and in great detail about a topic, including many of its tangents, about which nobody gives two shits

Instruction: ""have you heard him detroct yet? "no" What is the definition of "detroct"?


cumment

a comment on facebook or other social media that lets the reader know that they are going to be ejaculating by the time they press enter or send

Instruction: "if i had a nickel, everytime a dude would cumment on my facebook pictures" What is the definition of "cumment"?


anal warts

Instruction: "i thought i had roids but it turned out i had anal warts" What is the definition of "anal warts"?


anal warts

the pussy warts found deep within the anal crevis thought to be the tastiest delacasy in ethiopia

Instruction: "oi mohammed let me chew on your anal warts" What is the definition of "anal warts"?


gtfoohwtb

get the fuck out of here with that bullshit

Instruction: "dude, you telling me my haircut is gay? gtfoohwtb" What is the definition of "gtfoohwtb"?


beer fingers

when an individual drinks ten beers or more and applys the empty containers to his or her fingers with the intention of attemting to pick things up

Instruction: "where'd my pack of ciggarettes go, is that motherfuckin' beer fingers at it again?" What is the definition of "beer fingers"?


chedderneck

a person who lacks mental capacity to complete a basic task

Instruction: "j dubs can't use a drill, what a chedderneck" What is the definition of "chedderneck"?


clabaugh

faggot, one who is prone to injuries, most likely a giant pussy

Instruction: "that jared kid is such a fucking clabaugh" What is the definition of "clabaugh"?


chi chi mon

Context: from them a par in a chi chi mon car

Instruction: "from them a par in a chi chi mon car" What is the definition of "chi chi mon"?


charlie sheened

to be intoxicated to the point of incoherence

Instruction: "the party last night was insane, everyone got charlie sheened" What is the definition of "charlie sheened"?


charlie sheened

"to get crazily drunk or high (or both) to potentially dangerous levels whilst "winning"

Instruction: "why is there a hooker in the wardrobe?  you obviously got charlie sheened last night then" What is the definition of "charlie sheened"?


charlie sheened

Context: im gunna get charlie sheened tonight

term to describe going out and having a massive night, mostly using drugs and alcohol

Instruction: "im gunna get charlie sheened tonight" What is the definition of "charlie sheened"?


charlie sheened

Instruction: "guy 1: let's go out tonight and get charlie sheened" What is the definition of "charlie sheened"?


brazilism

Context: his political party is brazilism

a political party who believes that every country should be a province, territory, or state of brazil

Instruction: "his political party is brazilism" What is the definition of "brazilism"?


adam ross

Context: adam ross rules all

Instruction: "adam ross rules all" What is the definition of "adam ross"?


nippin'

when your nipples get hard and/or show through your shirt

Instruction: ""why are you nippin' so much, girl? "it's cold in here" What is the definition of "nippin'"?


ubbs

Context: man: nice ubbs

"another way of saying "really big titties"

Instruction: "man: nice ubbs" What is the definition of "ubbs"?


buffalo soldier

a member of one of the african-american regiments within the u

Instruction: "he was a buffalo soldier in the war for america" What is the definition of "buffalo soldier"?


buffalo soldier

Instruction: "buffalo soldier, dread lock rasta there was a buffalo soldier in the heart of america" What is the definition of "buffalo soldier"?


buffalo soldier

a slow motorist who consistently drives noticeably below the speed limit

Instruction: "the buffalo soldier caused the traffic jam by travelling 35mph in a 50mph zone" What is the definition of "buffalo soldier"?


buffalo soldier

a male that enjoys sexual relations exclusively with larger women

Instruction: "victor will take one for the team - he's a buffalo soldier" What is the definition of "buffalo soldier"?