ass clown

Context: phat pat is ass clown

Instruction: "phat pat is ass clown" What is the definition of "ass clown"?


ass clown

a person who by ignorance or stupidity takes up unnecessary amounts of your time

Instruction: "this looser calling my tech support hotline is a real ass clown" What is the definition of "ass clown"?


ass clown

a person whose stupidity and incompetence are magnified by their laziness and indifference

Instruction: "involving that ass clown will do more damage than good" What is the definition of "ass clown"?


ass clown

a prick, who is at the same time a jackass

Instruction: "that ass clown walked in 30 minutes late, and still didn't get in trouble" What is the definition of "ass clown"?


ass clown

Context: let's face it, the guy's an ass clown

Instruction: "let's face it, the guy's an ass clown" What is the definition of "ass clown"?


ass clown

Context: phat pat is ass clown

Instruction: "phat pat is ass clown" What is the definition of "ass clown"?


ass clown

a person who by ignorance or stupidity takes up unnecessary amounts of your time

Instruction: "this looser calling my tech support hotline is a real ass clown" What is the definition of "ass clown"?


ass clown

a person whose stupidity and incompetence are magnified by their laziness and indifference

Instruction: "involving that ass clown will do more damage than good" What is the definition of "ass clown"?


ass clown

a prick, who is at the same time a jackass

Instruction: "that ass clown walked in 30 minutes late, and still didn't get in trouble" What is the definition of "ass clown"?


ass clown

Context: let's face it, the guy's an ass clown

Instruction: "let's face it, the guy's an ass clown" What is the definition of "ass clown"?


ass clown

Context: phat pat is ass clown

Instruction: "phat pat is ass clown" What is the definition of "ass clown"?


ass clown

a person who by ignorance or stupidity takes up unnecessary amounts of your time

Instruction: "this looser calling my tech support hotline is a real ass clown" What is the definition of "ass clown"?


ass clown

a person whose stupidity and incompetence are magnified by their laziness and indifference

Instruction: "involving that ass clown will do more damage than good" What is the definition of "ass clown"?


ass clown

a prick, who is at the same time a jackass

Instruction: "that ass clown walked in 30 minutes late, and still didn't get in trouble" What is the definition of "ass clown"?


ass clown

Context: let's face it, the guy's an ass clown

Instruction: "let's face it, the guy's an ass clown" What is the definition of "ass clown"?


bloogella

another word for a fat, ugly, bisexual, pig-fuckin homo-erotic chainsaw of a person

Instruction: "daniel may is a bloogella and i hope he dies in some sort of fire" What is the definition of "bloogella"?


campbell twins

a homosexual couple made of two brothers who enjoy anal and oral sex with each other

Instruction: "the campbell twins love each other in a non-brotherly way" What is the definition of "campbell twins"?


beef it up

"a revolutionary atlanta based dance made popular by the music group, charlie boy gang

Instruction: "hey i saw you beef it up at that baby shower yesterday" What is the definition of "beef it up"?


elderwoody

the erection that a senior man achieves (75+yrs)

Instruction: "look at that elderwoody floyd has as he plays shuffleboard" What is the definition of "elderwoody"?


dinner rolls

Context: stackin the dinner rolls on the table

slang for the dineros, the big stacks, money

Instruction: "stackin the dinner rolls on the table" What is the definition of "dinner rolls"?


audubon high school

a high school in which untalented basketball players transfer to in order to get playing time

Instruction: "chris delvechio goes to audubon high school" What is the definition of "audubon high school"?


shitbuzz

Context: the police took your alcohol? shitbuzz

"i)an exclamation of discontent directed at a person and/or an unfortunate situation

Instruction: "the police took your alcohol? shitbuzz" What is the definition of "shitbuzz"?


judti

Instruction: ""suck my judti's "you judti lover" "judti-free" "stamp judti" "great judti's of fire" lick my big fat judti's" "jutdi dench" "kiss ma jutdi's" "off jutdi" "" What is the definition of "judti"?


a common phrase used when describing an extremely rigid erection

Instruction: "wow, my girlfriend gave me a joyner last night and i was as stiff as an old man on a cold winter's night" What is the definition of "as stiff as an old man on a cold winter's night"?


cockstrangler

Context: you sir, are a cockstrangler

Instruction: "you sir, are a cockstrangler" What is the definition of "cockstrangler"?


adiof

greek god who was known to be an asshole with the hot chicks

Instruction: "guy #1: that guy over there seems to be a great person, doesn't he?  guy #2: i don't think so, mellanie told me he was an adiof" What is the definition of "adiof"?


ball hand

the hand that usually ends up cradling your balls at night while sleeping

Instruction: "my wife did not appreciate when i carressed her face in the morning with my ball hand" What is the definition of "ball hand"?


ball hand

the hand that usually ends up cradling your balls at night while sleeping

Instruction: "my wife did not appreciate when i carressed her face in the morning with my ball hand" What is the definition of "ball hand"?


dioji

Context: bob: my dog's name is dioji

Instruction: "bob: my dog's name is dioji" What is the definition of "dioji"?


amanda moment

noun (a-man-duh mome- ent)  a temporary lapse of function in the human brain, specifically common knowledge

Instruction: "george bush wasn't our first president, you must have had an amanda moment" What is the definition of "amanda moment"?


fusalicious

Context: jess is fusalicious

Instruction: "jess is fusalicious" What is the definition of "fusalicious"?


a v

Context: so ur a v right?

the short hand abreivation used 2 describe someone as a virgin

Instruction: "so ur a v right?" What is the definition of "a v"?


harry styles

Context: harry styles is one sexi beast

"the goodlooking curly headed one from one direction the best band ever thanks to simon cowell and the x factor uk 2010

Instruction: "harry styles is one sexi beast" What is the definition of "harry styles"?


harry styles

Context: i just want harry styles

a perfect little cuppycake idiot who has the sexiest hands and i jus cant

Instruction: "i just want harry styles" What is the definition of "harry styles"?


harry styles

Context: harry styles rules narnia

Instruction: "harry styles rules narnia" What is the definition of "harry styles"?


harry styles

Context: omfg harry styles is so cute

the most beautiful and perfect person in the world

Instruction: "omfg harry styles is so cute" What is the definition of "harry styles"?


las vegas cocktail

when a person mixes the prescription drugs soma, oxycodone, xanax

Instruction: "mixing up a las vegas cocktail and relaxing on the couch tonight" What is the definition of "las vegas cocktail"?


alaskan walrus

shoot your load into the girls mouth pinch her lips and smack her in the back of the head so it comes out like two tusks

Instruction: "last night i gave katrina the alaskan walrus she was pissed" What is the definition of "alaskan walrus"?


fbi'd

Instruction: "the cops pulled us over 'n fbi'd the shit outta us" What is the definition of "fbi'd"?


4 pound

Context: i pull my 4 pound when the beef occur

Instruction: "i pull my 4 pound when the beef occur" What is the definition of "4 pound"?


4 pound

Context: i pull my 4 pound when the beef occur

Instruction: "i pull my 4 pound when the beef occur" What is the definition of "4 pound"?


blarin'

another word to describe an extreme level of drunk someone is or was previously

Instruction: "last night that man was blarin' so hard, he tripped and fell down the stairs leaving the house" What is the definition of "blarin'"?


new york breakfast

the sexual act of a woman/man performing prophylactic fellatio on a man/woman's feces when they are half-way out of the anus

Instruction: "the man was very excited when his poop came half-way out and jeremy began giving him a new york breakfast" What is the definition of "new york breakfast"?


new york breakfast

the act of having a shit while simultaneously swilling coffee and smoking a cigarette

Instruction: "my whole day just can't go right if i don't have a decent new york breakfast in the morning" What is the definition of "new york breakfast"?


chest pillow

a chest pillow is another name for the natural pillow feel that womens breasts have when you lay your head on them

Instruction: "i was tired so i laid down on my wifes chest pillow" What is the definition of "chest pillow"?


chest pillow

a chest pillow is another name for the natural pillow feel that womens breasts have when you lay your head on them

Instruction: "i was tired so i laid down on my wifes chest pillow" What is the definition of "chest pillow"?


california car pool

- travelling in a group but each having your own car, rolling in a entourage

Instruction: "watch the greatest movie ever, swingers (with vince vaughn), for a beautiful example of a good ol' fashioned california car pool" What is the definition of "california car pool"?


cuntagon

Context: that hoebag is being such a cuntagon

a shape that resembles a woman that can be seen through certain few eyes, where the woman is being such a bitch only cuntagon can describe it

Instruction: "that hoebag is being such a cuntagon" What is the definition of "cuntagon"?


inconcellerate

Instruction: "she kept texting and answering calls on our first date, what an inconcellerate b**ch" What is the definition of "inconcellerate"?


mousie

a short person (mostly a nick name for a girl in a gang)

Instruction: "loca:look at mousie wicked: simon, thats why we gave her the name" What is the definition of "mousie"?


mousie

Context: "guy 1: "man, mousie is great

Instruction: ""guy 1: "man, mousie is great" What is the definition of "mousie"?


clacton county high

a bunch of sexually frustrated sluts thinking there hard and boys acting hard and cocky only thinking with the dicks

Instruction: "did you see that slut standing over there? yeah she probably goes to clacton county high" What is the definition of "clacton county high"?


choochoo boat

a holly bush leaf with sand and you pretend it is a boat, a racecar, or some other moving vehicle/transportation device

Instruction: "when i planted a holly bush, one of the leaves came off and it looked like a choochoo boat" What is the definition of "choochoo boat"?


denver muffin

when one takes a crap on his/her sexual partner during intercourse

Instruction: "dude, i totally gave that bitch a denver muffin" What is the definition of "denver muffin"?


blow spunk

when one shoots semen all over themselves or near passersby after seeing something quite arousing

Instruction: "dude, she's so hot i'm about to blow spunk" What is the definition of "blow spunk"?


billy idol

an extremely talented and sexy man who in his 50s, still has the body of a 25 year old and is alive and kickin'

Instruction: "girl a: billy idol and i fucked last night" What is the definition of "billy idol"?


billy idol

the only person to do pop music right in the last 30 years

Instruction: "i can't believe i'm the first to define billy idol" What is the definition of "billy idol"?


billy idol

"a great rock artist (not new wave) from the early to mid eighties who defined the end of good music

Instruction: "here's my favorite 80's rock, def lepp, bob seger, and billy idol" What is the definition of "billy idol"?


billy idol

fist-pumping dance used by the singer of the same name to indicate feelings of excitement or euphoria

Instruction: "while we were on the way to the game, we rocked the billy idol every time rebel yell came on" What is the definition of "billy idol"?


cwatofwtus

casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes

Instruction: "we are cwatofwtus i spose its easier to say [fwb]" What is the definition of "cwatofwtus"?


butt smuckers

delicious treat were you get a spoon and rub smuckers jam all over your butt cheeks and anus

Instruction: "alec had his friend jose butt smuckers him, only to cause his hairy anus to crust up and cause constipation" What is the definition of "butt smuckers"?


butt smuckers

delicious treat were you get a spoon and rub smuckers jam all over your butt cheeks and anus

Instruction: "alec had his friend jose butt smuckers him, only to cause his hairy anus to crust up and cause constipation" What is the definition of "butt smuckers"?


p squared

Instruction: ""hey man let me copy your homework " no, i dont wanna  get caught"  "quit being such a p squared bitch" What is the definition of "p squared"?


p squared

Instruction: "we now bring you to the new music video by p squared" What is the definition of "p squared"?


p squared

pussy puller, irritating friend that always seems to leave the party with incredible females that you to would also like to leave with

Instruction: "jason: man that girl was incredible last nght me: jason you are such a p squared" What is the definition of "p squared"?


fartcow

a cow whose gastrointestinal eruptions are more frequent than normal

Instruction: "he became a fartcow upon consumption of the burrito of doom" What is the definition of "fartcow"?


fartcow

a cow whose gastrointestinal eruptions are more frequent than normal

Instruction: "he became a fartcow upon consumption of the burrito of doom" What is the definition of "fartcow"?


chav rock

chav rock is a very general term for music that appeals to [chav] society

Instruction: "bands such as [oasis], [the arctic monkeys] and [hard-fi] could all be described as chav rock" What is the definition of "chav rock"?


case of the monday's

Context: sounds like a case of the monday's

symptoms of a useless or horrible monday morning after returning from the weekend, used in the movie office space

Instruction: "sounds like a case of the monday's" What is the definition of "case of the monday's"?


chica bomb

a gorgeous women who seems very sexual and is about to explode

Instruction: "look at the way she movin it, shes chica bomb for sure" What is the definition of "chica bomb"?


chica bomb

"chica bomb is a blocker/pivot on the roller derby team "the bad reputations" for the terminal city roller girls

Instruction: "chica bomb slammed the jammer from the faster pussy cats out of bounds causing her to lose her position as lead jammer" What is the definition of "chica bomb"?


chica bomb

the loud, strong-smelling farts of a sexy latina

Instruction: "last night when we were in  bed my wife cut a loud, strong-smelling chica bomb that got me turned on" What is the definition of "chica bomb"?


bog-sloucher

someone who stays in a boggy area for far too long

Instruction: "sam told on josh because he was being a bog-sloucher" What is the definition of "bog-sloucher"?


bouncy fairy

Context: i love my bouncy fairy

Instruction: "i love my bouncy fairy" What is the definition of "bouncy fairy"?


blambert

"a man defined by german, rugby and bers (not beers)

Instruction: "hey, is that blambert who just wandered in?" What is the definition of "blambert"?


biafra bitch

Context: i look like a biafra bitch

an extremely skinny person who has had the fuck sucked out of their neck

Instruction: "i look like a biafra bitch" What is the definition of "biafra bitch"?


Context: 2005 was so much better then 1925

Instruction: "2005 was so much better then 1925" What is the definition of "2005"?


Instruction: "2005 was the year of the san antonio spurs" What is the definition of "2005"?


Context: 2005 was sooo much better then 1925

Instruction: "2005 was sooo much better then 1925" What is the definition of "2005"?


anara

Instruction: "anara princess of avalon, i give you my word your highness" What is the definition of "anara"?


cake dress

1 - a dress (usually a wedding dress or prom dress) that resembles a cake

Instruction: ""how was the wedding yesterday? "it was a lot of fun, but the bride was wearing a cake dress" What is the definition of "cake dress"?


bobden

a [cracked out]but understandably sweet [bandslash] pairing of panic! at the disco's brendon urie and my chemical romance's bob bryar

Instruction: "fangirl 1: omg i'm readingthis totally hot bobden fic i found on livejournal" What is the definition of "bobden"?


ass crack

Context: look at the size of that guys ass crack

Instruction: "look at the size of that guys ass crack" What is the definition of "ass crack"?


ass crack

Instruction: "jimmy fell into his mom's ass crack and got stuck" What is the definition of "ass crack"?


ass crack

Instruction: "put your hand on your back and go down about 5 inches and thats your ass crack" What is the definition of "ass crack"?


ass crack

Context: look at the size of that guys ass crack

Instruction: "look at the size of that guys ass crack" What is the definition of "ass crack"?


ass crack

Instruction: "jimmy fell into his mom's ass crack and got stuck" What is the definition of "ass crack"?


ass crack

Instruction: "put your hand on your back and go down about 5 inches and thats your ass crack" What is the definition of "ass crack"?


asian driver

"asshole who gets on freeway at a lightning fast 23

Instruction: "i was warming my car up in my driveway and an asian driver broadsided me" What is the definition of "asian driver"?


asian driver

Instruction: "look at the asian driver doing 40 in the fast lane" What is the definition of "asian driver"?


asian driver

-american rice-rocketeer: these are young, american born asians who drive supped-up japanese cars with weird lights, extra gauges, custom rims, and a lowered car

Instruction: "hey look, theres an asian driver with a pointlessly decked out mazda, it must belong to a rice rocketeer" What is the definition of "asian driver"?


asian driver

asian drivers are drivers just like everyone else

Instruction: "i am an asian driver and i have not gotten in a wreck or have gotten ticketed ever" What is the definition of "asian driver"?


mr. tonight

mr tonight-all gay member 80's cover band based in lubbock, texas

Instruction: "mr. tonight is headlining the gay pride festival in lubbock" What is the definition of "mr. tonight"?


mr. tonight

an 80's cover band based out of lubbock, texas

Instruction: "hey, let's go get our faces melted by mr. tonight" What is the definition of "mr. tonight"?


^j^

Context: that dragon is bitchin' ^j^

Instruction: "that dragon is bitchin' ^j^" What is the definition of "^j^"?


du hast mesh

Context: rammstein: du hast mesh

"not as the dude above described unless you had a lisp

Instruction: "rammstein: du hast mesh" What is the definition of "du hast mesh"?


du hast mesh

"in german literlly means, " you hate me

Instruction: "i finally went du hast mesh on deannas chest last night" What is the definition of "du hast mesh"?


crappydoodles

a funnier way of saying an explicit term when you are pissed

Instruction: "my phone broke when it fell down the stairs, oh crappydoodles" What is the definition of "crappydoodles"?


a carson

to do a really bad mistake during a big game of sport which concedes a goal or major points

Instruction: "dude i did a carson yesterday during the match i dropped the ball when that guy had a shot and it went in the goal so my team lost 1-0" What is the definition of "a carson"?


aunterage

"a frequent mispelling of the word entourage

Instruction: "i and my aunterage (mispelling of entourage) will be attending your party" What is the definition of "aunterage"?


coke bugs

"after extended periods of cocaine use, some individuals experience "cocaine bugs," a hallucinatory perception of having bugs crawling on or just under the skin

Instruction: "i was so fucking yayed out that i saw coke bugs crawling all over me" What is the definition of "coke bugs"?


coke bugs

Instruction: "kacy sees coke bugs crawling all over her every time she snorts the blow" What is the definition of "coke bugs"?


burton valley

a ghetto ass neighborhood in lafayette, ca where people are constantly getting murdered, and there are methlabs around every corner

Instruction: "lauren and andy hooked up in burton valley" What is the definition of "burton valley"?


destinating

Instruction: "the destinating packet was blocked by the firewall" What is the definition of "destinating"?


default respect

default respect is the amount of respect one would have for one (s)he has just met

Instruction: "stranger 1: hay man stranger 2: i have default respect for you stranger 1: ummm" What is the definition of "default respect"?


nicey

"an adjective used to describe the abilities of a person, party, or event

Instruction: ""how did you do that?  "i'm just that nicey" What is the definition of "nicey"?


crimson star

"when a girl gets two periods within the same calendar month

Instruction: ""tom: "hey, do you want go grab drinks tonight?"  phil: "i would, but there's a crimson star at my house tonight" What is the definition of "crimson star"?


aromacated

a foul stinch, an awful smell that lingers

Instruction: "i went out for drinks with a few co-workers but i quickly wanted to leave,a few aromacated around the bar" What is the definition of "aromacated"?


arctic poling

when one takes a penis sized piece of feces, freezes it, then proceeds to use it as a dildo

Instruction: "i couldnt answer the phone because i was busy arctic poling" What is the definition of "arctic poling"?


ewgh

Context: joe: ewgh kenny: ok i understand

you type ewgh when you have an orgasim and you put your fingers on your keyboard as a sign of relieaf

Instruction: "joe: ewgh kenny: ok i understand" What is the definition of "ewgh"?


dime a dozen

adj: something so common that its value is little or nothing

Instruction: "rappers like ja rule, chingy, and benzino are a dime a dozen" What is the definition of "dime a dozen"?


dime a dozen

Context: guys like that are a dime a dozen

Instruction: "guys like that are a dime a dozen" What is the definition of "dime a dozen"?


dime a dozen

an expression used to describe something or someone as generic or easy to find

Instruction: "jobs at fast food restaurants are a dime a dozen these days" What is the definition of "dime a dozen"?


dime a dozen

Context: opinions are a dime a dozen

anything that is plentiful with little value

Instruction: "opinions are a dime a dozen" What is the definition of "dime a dozen"?


dime a dozen

Instruction: "bad teachers are a dime a dozen in most high schools in los angeles" What is the definition of "dime a dozen"?


dime a dozen

Context: "expired donuts are a dime a dozen

so cheap you can buy twelve for ten cents

Instruction: ""expired donuts are a dime a dozen" What is the definition of "dime a dozen"?


dime a dozen

Instruction: "you are completely gorgeous and worth my time, you're a dime a dozen bella" What is the definition of "dime a dozen"?


dime a dozen

Context: joints are a dime a dozen

something which is so common it can be picked up with a minimum of funding

Instruction: "joints are a dime a dozen" What is the definition of "dime a dozen"?


dickmified

a situation where a good woman stays in a relationship with a loser guy because the sex is great

Instruction: "snap out of it and get away from that jerk, you're completely dickmified" What is the definition of "dickmified"?


beer thirty

Context: what time is it?  its almost beer thirty

"a hypothetical time of day uttered in response to the question of "what time is it

Instruction: "what time is it?  its almost beer thirty" What is the definition of "beer thirty"?


beer thirty

Instruction: "well, the work day is over, and it's definitely beer thirty" What is the definition of "beer thirty"?


beer thirty

Context: bud:hey its beer thirty

it is the act of expressing ones want or willingness to drink beer no mater what tie it really is

Instruction: "bud:hey its beer thirty" What is the definition of "beer thirty"?


beer thirty

in states where the liquor laws require that alcohol no longer be served after 2:30 a

Instruction: "dude, it's almost beer thirty and we're out of coors" What is the definition of "beer thirty"?


funkst

Context: i'm funkst to go to the store

Instruction: "i'm funkst to go to the store" What is the definition of "funkst"?


fggt

Context: dude yr such a effin fggt

Instruction: "dude yr such a effin fggt" What is the definition of "fggt"?


bastidio

Context: carlos, el bastidio

an increasingly common [spanglish] term used in jest to label someone as a the illegitimate offspring of a [slag] and [manwhore]

Instruction: "carlos, el bastidio" What is the definition of "bastidio"?


big ass titties

Context: ashley kalbaugh, has big ass titties

Instruction: "ashley kalbaugh, has big ass titties" What is the definition of "big ass titties"?


ivan aleksandar

doing an 'ivan aleksandar' (more commonly called an ia) is the act of flicking spunk/shit at people heads from behind

Instruction: "person 1 - man what just hit me in the head??  person 2 - looks like someone's done an ivan aleksandar" What is the definition of "ivan aleksandar"?


instaflex

when people post photos on instagram trying to stunt

Instruction: "these ho's fillin' up my instaflex thinking they special" What is the definition of "instaflex"?


shatter

Instruction: "my condition was flaring up so i took a dab of shatter" What is the definition of "shatter"?


shatter

a completely repulsive person, place, thing, or idea that you cannot stand the idea of

Instruction: "person 1: did you hear x likes you? person 2: ew hell no x shatter" What is the definition of "shatter"?


shatter

Instruction: "i snorted some shatter and stayed up for 3 days" What is the definition of "shatter"?


shatter

Context: lets shatter fools

shatter a word used by paintballers a slang term developed by paintballers

Instruction: "lets shatter fools" What is the definition of "shatter"?


curly lookin' dude

Context: man, jason's got one curly lookin' dude

Instruction: "man, jason's got one curly lookin' dude" What is the definition of "curly lookin' dude"?


alfalfa king

a faggot who thinks he is tough because he has a big truck

Instruction: "the alfalfa king has a small penis, and a big truck" What is the definition of "alfalfa king"?


asthma attack

when driving, if someone in the car is sleeping push the break pedal real hard and scream

Instruction: "on our way to florida, dude kept falling asleep on me so i gave him a asthma attack" What is the definition of "asthma attack"?


asthma attack

Instruction: "oh my god you guys she was running the mile and became a wheezing turtle when she had an asthma attack" What is the definition of "asthma attack"?


anicles

adjective: the deformity involving an additional scrotum attached at the base of the asshole

Instruction: "i tried to do my gay boyfriend in the ass the other day, but his anicles got in the way" What is the definition of "anicles"?


snobby

someone who looks down upon people that they see poorer or lower than them in class

Instruction: ""look at that kid soo gross he doesnt even know what coach and abercrombie is  " yeah way to be snobby" What is the definition of "snobby"?


snobby

Context: sam is so snobby

a term used to describe a person who thinks hes better than everybody else because of: money, fitness, looks, or intelligence

Instruction: "sam is so snobby" What is the definition of "snobby"?


bad big ed

Instruction: ""what's your big ed?  "i got me a bad big ed" What is the definition of "bad big ed"?


blogazine

a online [magazine]/[blog] with thoughts and opinions that are researched unlike blogs

Instruction: "i read the blogazine online blog magazine at www" What is the definition of "blogazine"?


baby dance

"(v) to have sex with the intention of conception, or to have unprotected sex when fertile

Instruction: "if you're [ttc], you need to do the baby dance before ovulation" What is the definition of "baby dance"?


Instruction: "future guy one: it's 2038 future guy two: no, it's 1901, look at the clock on my computer" What is the definition of "2038"?


just got jerry springer.

when a relationship gets complicated due to friend, family member, or x boyfriend getting your girlfriend pregnant

Instruction: "me and my girlfriends relationship just got jerry springer. she's pregnant with her x husband" What is the definition of "just got jerry springer."?


streeto

Context: yo dave, let's go out for some streeto

"the illegal act of [drifting] on the public roads

Instruction: "yo dave, let's go out for some streeto" What is the definition of "streeto"?


akhiok snow job

a toothless blowjob given in exchange for drugs from a family member (usually a first or second cousin)

Instruction: "dave gave his aunt's daughter a bump for an akhiok snow job" What is the definition of "akhiok snow job"?


burnanator

Instruction: "throgdor the burnanator burnanated everyone" What is the definition of "burnanator"?


confederate states of america

a group of states that didn't like the way united states of america was going, so they said they weren't really part of the united states of america anymore

Instruction: "if the confederate states of america had won, things would be so much better now" What is the definition of "confederate states of america"?


t.o.

terrell owens, but really totally obnoxious

Instruction: "terrell owens is t.o. (both definitions)" What is the definition of "t.o."?


t.o.

Context: t.o.

an obnoxiously talented widereciever currently with the buffalo bills that occasionally throws popcorn into his helmet also 2nd all time in touchdowns behing jerry rice  t

Instruction: "t.o." What is the definition of "t.o."?


t.o.

Context: whoa, chelsea was so t.o.

Instruction: "whoa, chelsea was so t.o." What is the definition of "t.o."?


clash the castle towers

Context: lets play clash the castle towers

for two males to hump each other face on, there by clashing penises

Instruction: "lets play clash the castle towers" What is the definition of "clash the castle towers"?


carpet babies

carpet babies are produced when a man without any premaditated thought begins to jerk off while watching bodyshaping on espn or some soft core porn on cinemax at 3 am

Instruction: "hey you dumbass i just stepped on your carpet babies" What is the definition of "carpet babies"?


dicksmear

an insult! refers to spoogey wetness on the end of a penis, that is likely to get smeared on sheets or underwear

Instruction: "i hate that teacher, he is such a dicksmear" What is the definition of "dicksmear"?


2 logs down

taking a shit (can be hazardous while camping)

Instruction: "i shouldn't of eaten that burrito, now i need to go 2 logs down" What is the definition of "2 logs down"?


free french

Instruction: "my grandpa joe fought for the free french army" What is the definition of "free french"?


apple flapper

a loose, whorish party girl in her mid twenties carrying the odor of her fruity perfume and whatever she got drunk off of last night on her at all times

Instruction: "party girl, [lot lizard], drunken [skank], apple flapper" What is the definition of "apple flapper"?


grape smuggler

a man who wears his pants too tight, giving the appearance that he's carrying grapes in his crotch

Instruction: "check out the grape smuggler coming down the beach" What is the definition of "grape smuggler"?


grape smuggler

Instruction: "even on a trip to an american beach, you can count on seeing at least one grape smuggler" What is the definition of "grape smuggler"?


anthony escue

Instruction: "bird: holy hell, that was just one anthony escue experience" What is the definition of "anthony escue"?


emo guys

generaly emo guys are hot! some wanna be's try to hard so they dont fit it

Instruction: "[emo] [skinny fits] click these to serch for more info in sexy emo guys" What is the definition of "emo guys"?


emo guys

Instruction: "gerard way from my chemical romance  girl 1: i love emo guys girl 1: yeh but they wear make-up girl 2: yeh but there really fit" What is the definition of "emo guys"?


emo guys

Instruction: "emo guys do not know whether they are gay or straight so they make it as hard for other people to figure out as possible" What is the definition of "emo guys"?


clubsteraunt

a clubsteraunt is a place of gathering that is family friendly during the day and a dancing alcoholics dream by night

Instruction: "i'm really glad that at a clubsteraunt i can enjoy dinner with my grandma then stick around to get black out drunk and give a thumbs up to the dj" What is the definition of "clubsteraunt"?


farebear

Context: that farebear is weird

a huge child predator never go anywhere near one or else you'll be abducted (stay as far away from these things as possible)

Instruction: "that farebear is weird" What is the definition of "farebear"?


bulls on parade

Instruction: "*cans walk into room* guy1: hey dude, bulls on parade son guy2: *turns and surveys the cans* worrdddd" What is the definition of "bulls on parade"?


bulls on parade

Instruction: "*cans walk into room* guy1: hey dude, bulls on parade son guy2: *turns and surveys the cans* worrdddd" What is the definition of "bulls on parade"?


do it

Context: do it

something that ben stiller says that is very funny in starsky and hutch

Instruction: "do it" What is the definition of "do it"?


do it

Context: we're gonna do it

Instruction: "we're gonna do it" What is the definition of "do it"?


do it

Context: do it get to da choppah

you say this to someone who you're waiting for to make a move

Instruction: "do it get to da choppah" What is the definition of "do it"?


cloverdale

Context: omg cloverdale rocks

Instruction: "omg cloverdale rocks" What is the definition of "cloverdale"?


ass tacos

Context: i rubed ass tacos on mikey's face

feces, lint, toilet paper and other stuff between your ass

Instruction: "i rubed ass tacos on mikey's face" What is the definition of "ass tacos"?


drunken pussy

when a girl gets so drunk she is willing to have sex with anyone and not even think twice about it

Instruction: "man amanda was so gone, i got me some drunken pussy" What is the definition of "drunken pussy"?


caught my ear

when you overhear a part of a conversation that peaks your interest

Instruction: ""these two guys were talking on the bus and the word "pussy" caught my ear" What is the definition of "caught my ear"?


dilly of a pickle

it's a problem or something that stumps you

Instruction: "dave:how do we get that cat down from the tree?  lyndsay: i'm not sure, that's a dilly of a pickle" What is the definition of "dilly of a pickle"?


brrrraaaaattttttt

said by the blood gang and members of it

Instruction: "one blood sees crip and yells brrrraaaaattttttt" What is the definition of "brrrraaaaattttttt"?


doo hoo

Context: 1) doo hoo

1) an exclamation, exclaimed by the king of town

Instruction: "1) doo hoo" What is the definition of "doo hoo"?


aiifc

as if i fucking care used in online conversations, often when telling someone about how another person told them something they couldn't care less about

Instruction: "he goes on for 5 minutes about how his [gf]'s eyes look or something, aiifc" What is the definition of "aiifc"?


crushed-ass

having sex like it's going to be your last time

Instruction: "ya gregg gerb went home with this broad from the beer garden and crushed-ass" What is the definition of "crushed-ass"?


bumsplit

the crevasse in the bum caused by a person pulling their pants up too high

Instruction: "that jogger we just passed was wearing analflage, yeah, by the look of her cameltoe, she must of had some serious bumsplit happening" What is the definition of "bumsplit"?


goosey's

when you become extremely cold and get an excessive number of goosebumps all around your body

Instruction: "chase: wow you look so cold right now  zach: i know man im freezing, look at me i have such a bad case of the goosey's right now" What is the definition of "goosey's"?


brazzu

brazzu can be used to call someone a brother, a buddy close to family

Instruction: "" brazzu wtf is up nikka?  " brazzu lets get it in" What is the definition of "brazzu"?


eighth hour

the final hour of the workday, the most unproductive time, usually cleaned up for the day and one could be dreaming of getting fucked up

Instruction: "you know what time it is it's the eighth hour bitch  jose put your tools away it's the eight hour" What is the definition of "eighth hour"?


alabama seesaw

you lay flat on your back and have one of your sisters sit on your penis and another sister sit on your face

Instruction: "steve went home for his family reunion in maryland and ended up as an alabama seesaw" What is the definition of "alabama seesaw"?


jelly belly

Context: jelly belly is goooood

only the greatest brand of confectionary ever invented

Instruction: "jelly belly is goooood" What is the definition of "jelly belly"?


jelly belly

the act of pulling out of a girls vagina directly before ejaculation and covering her stomach in hot man jam

Instruction: "i didnt wanna get that bitch pregnant so i snatched and gave her a jelly belly" What is the definition of "jelly belly"?


jelly belly

"a famous american candy company started in the early 1900s

Instruction: "avoid mango and jalapeno jelly belly beans at all costs" What is the definition of "jelly belly"?


jelly belly

Context: she is a right jelly belly

Instruction: "she is a right jelly belly" What is the definition of "jelly belly"?


jelly belly

Context: the old man had a jelly belly :d

a fat man with no muscle, and only jelly

Instruction: "the old man had a jelly belly :d" What is the definition of "jelly belly"?


jelly belly

Context: omg check out that jelly belly

a person who is so fat they can't even fit through a double door

Instruction: "omg check out that jelly belly" What is the definition of "jelly belly"?


boombonic

boombonic is a word used to describe a type of marijuana

Instruction: "we hotboxed the sauna with this new weed and got so tripped out, it must have been boombonic" What is the definition of "boombonic"?


boombonic

boombonic is a word used to describe a type of marijuana

Instruction: "we hotboxed the sauna with this new weed and got so tripped out, it must have been boombonic" What is the definition of "boombonic"?


anal lube

Context: that anal lube was very smooth

a form of lubrication used in the asshole to prevent burning and pain

Instruction: "that anal lube was very smooth" What is the definition of "anal lube"?


anal lube

a lubricant made just for anal sex with a male or female partner

Instruction: "john sweety, you need to go to cvs and pick up another tube of anal lube" What is the definition of "anal lube"?


anal lube

Instruction: ""can you get me a ten bag of anal lube?  "hey man, you got any anal lube on ya?"  "ahhhh mate i was soooo lubed up last night" What is the definition of "anal lube"?


spants

Context: those spants are awesome man

long shorts, reach at least 3 inches under knee, worn by [street rats] who think shorts shorter than that are feminine

Instruction: "those spants are awesome man" What is the definition of "spants"?


spants

Instruction: "you fag, are you wearing capri pants?  no, they're spants" What is the definition of "spants"?


spants

a term used by punks to describe the type of pants they wear that are too long for shorts but too short for pants

Instruction: ""jay- "i see you got a new pair of spants" What is the definition of "spants"?


spants

Context: those are some bamf spants

skinny jeans that have been cut right above the knee

Instruction: "those are some bamf spants" What is the definition of "spants"?


spants

Context: these spants are so thugin

long shorts six inches below the knee or longer

Instruction: "these spants are so thugin" What is the definition of "spants"?


spants

Context: dude,you're spants are kickin

long shorts that extend below the knee, combined with knee high socks, commonly seen worn by street gangs

Instruction: "dude,you're spants are kickin" What is the definition of "spants"?


spants

Context: "my, your spants are quite "core" today

Instruction: ""my, your spants are quite "core" today" What is the definition of "spants"?


cell vibrator

when you put your cell phone on vibrate, then put it in a condom, and then in into your pussy

Instruction: "guy1: dude my gf didnt have a vibrator so she used ur cell phone, whats that called again guy2: i believe the term is cell vibrator" What is the definition of "cell vibrator"?


Context: seriously, cliff is a 539

"539 is a number, that when spelled on a phone, spells the word "jew"

Instruction: "seriously, cliff is a 539" What is the definition of "539"?


Instruction: "539 is pronounced 'seg', and can be used instead of the word 'sex', as well as meaning 1337" What is the definition of "539"?


dashant

Instruction: "my son is a wanker just like that dashant kid" What is the definition of "dashant"?


moises

a sexy guy who always says he will think about it and never just says yes

Instruction: "oh my god that guy you asked out is such a moises" What is the definition of "moises"?


moises

(n) a hispanic individual whose only positive attributes are his capabilities as a mcdonald's worker

Instruction: ""john: "dude, i think i'm becoming a total moises" What is the definition of "moises"?


moises

Context: in spanish:  saca la moises

a term coined by gerardo alvarez of san diego, california in reference to marijuana while talking code

Instruction: "in spanish:  saca la moises" What is the definition of "moises"?


moises

a manipulative illegal immigrant who repairs homes and plays with women's hearts

Instruction: "can that dude get alot of chics? only if he turns his moises on" What is the definition of "moises"?


moises

Context: yo tai is the moises of all our friends

Instruction: "yo tai is the moises of all our friends" What is the definition of "moises"?


dip set

Context: im finna dip set fam

Instruction: "im finna dip set fam" What is the definition of "dip set"?


dip set

dip set is a shortened word for the music group the diplomats

Instruction: ""i'm about to dip set or "those n*ggas just dip setted on us""" What is the definition of "dip set"?


cocksaddle

Instruction: "hey baby let me slide on this cocksaddle and you can ride all night long" What is the definition of "cocksaddle"?


arschnoogles

the bits of toilet paper that stick to your arse hairs after taking a shit

Instruction: "i hate toilet paper that's so soft it leaves arschnoogles after a good wipe" What is the definition of "arschnoogles"?


facebook spoilerist

someone who can't help but write a spoiler as a facebook status every time something momentuous happens in a popular series/movie, thus spoiling it for everyone else

Instruction: "'that damn facebook spoilerist totally fucked up lost for me'" What is the definition of "facebook spoilerist"?


cut the cheese

Instruction: "hey charles did you cut the cheese cause it smells like &%$@" What is the definition of "cut the cheese"?


cut the cheese

Context: billy-bob cut the cheese

1) to [fart] 2) to cut into a large piece of [cheese]

Instruction: "billy-bob cut the cheese" What is the definition of "cut the cheese"?


cut the cheese

Context: who cut the cheese

Instruction: "who cut the cheese" What is the definition of "cut the cheese"?


cut the cheese

Instruction: "who cut the cheese on the back of that coin?" What is the definition of "cut the cheese"?


cut the cheese

Instruction: "i ate a whole pizza yesterday and now i need to eat some bran to cut the cheese that's jamming up my colon" What is the definition of "cut the cheese"?


brookelyn ass

the 4th best ass you will ever see! brooklyn is the 4th largest city  so basicly it is a methaphor

Instruction: "eric: i saw the 4th best ass ever chris: you saw a brookelyn ass" What is the definition of "brookelyn ass"?


bloody starfish

when you make a fist and punch into a girls vagina, then open your hand and grab something out

Instruction: "when i was done pounding big cindy, i gave her a vicious bloody starfish" What is the definition of "bloody starfish"?


rain blow

when a girl performs oral sex on you while she is eating skittles

Instruction: "guy: dude that chick gave me a rain blow in the bathroom" What is the definition of "rain blow"?


chewy waspy

someone who's face is so scrunched up and angry and the person is acting so bitchy that they look like they're chewing on wasps

Instruction: ""what's her problem, why is she being such a bitch?  "don't worry, she's just a chewy waspy" What is the definition of "chewy waspy"?


buck fifty

a wound that needs to be closed by approx

Instruction: "he was talking trash and caught a buck fifty on his face" What is the definition of "buck fifty"?


buck fifty

a code used by bloods to explain a slash in the face that goes from ear to ear

Instruction: "niggas who wanna fuck wit me can get a buck fifty early" What is the definition of "buck fifty"?


buck fifty

Instruction: "when that motherfucka stepped to me i pulled out my ox and gave his bitch-ass a buck fifty" What is the definition of "buck fifty"?


buck fifty

Instruction: "she got a buck fifty for snitching to the cops" What is the definition of "buck fifty"?


buck fifty

Instruction: "1: look at that nigga over there man 2: -rockin that buck fifty 1: yeah 2: -lets pay that nigga a visit joe 1: fosho" What is the definition of "buck fifty"?


buck fifty

Context: he owes me a buck fifty

Instruction: "he owes me a buck fifty" What is the definition of "buck fifty"?


buck fifty

used to describe a person's weight in lbs

Instruction: "my boyfriend is a scrawny buck fifty  mike's fat girlfriend has gotta be a solid buck fifty" What is the definition of "buck fifty"?


chum ballon

a balloon filled with chum (puke), and thrown at someone

Instruction: "yo bro, last night you missed the crazy chum ballon fight" What is the definition of "chum ballon"?


cat-gas

Context: oh man, diane had the worst cat-gas

the rank spewing forth of a feminine, vaginal odor, that is so violent, and so offensive, that one might mistake it's reek for that of actual, pre-diareal flatulence

Instruction: "oh man, diane had the worst cat-gas" What is the definition of "cat-gas"?


belizean baron

a slight modification of the peruvian duke in which the penetrator rams their thumb up the ass of the penetratee upon concluding said sexual act

Instruction: "dude, i was giving her the peruvian duke but finished her off with the belizean baron" What is the definition of "belizean baron"?


brainchild

a revolutionary new idea or concept, having mostly a positive effect to society

Instruction: "the assembly line was the brainchild of henry ford, ushering in mass production of automobiles and significantly reducing their price for a while" What is the definition of "brainchild"?


brainchild

master mind in computers, having supreme knowledge

Instruction: "man that kid knows everything, what a brainchild" What is the definition of "brainchild"?


brainchild

a child with an unnaturally large brain that protudes from the child's head reaching up to 3 metres in all directions

Instruction: ""that emily is a brainchild "the brainchild's brain broke every bone in terrance's body" What is the definition of "brainchild"?


brainchild

a revolutionary new idea or concept, having mostly a positive effect to society

Instruction: "the assembly line was the brainchild of henry ford, ushering in mass production of automobiles and significantly reducing their price for a while" What is the definition of "brainchild"?


brainchild

master mind in computers, having supreme knowledge

Instruction: "man that kid knows everything, what a brainchild" What is the definition of "brainchild"?


brainchild

a child with an unnaturally large brain that protudes from the child's head reaching up to 3 metres in all directions

Instruction: ""that emily is a brainchild "the brainchild's brain broke every bone in terrance's body" What is the definition of "brainchild"?


buggung

Context: quit buggung man

Instruction: "quit buggung man" What is the definition of "buggung"?


porn-fugue

the state of delirium one experiences after too much contact with pornography

Instruction: "my girlfriend was away last week as part of her work, jeez i've got the porn-fugue bad" What is the definition of "porn-fugue"?


dorminey

Context: dude, you sound like a dorminey

Instruction: "dude, you sound like a dorminey" What is the definition of "dorminey"?


lakesa

Context: lakesa i love you and you make me happy

Instruction: "lakesa i love you and you make me happy" What is the definition of "lakesa"?


cahps

Context: i'm gonna call the cahps on ya

"how someone from [boston] pronounces "[cops]""

Instruction: "i'm gonna call the cahps on ya" What is the definition of "cahps"?


ashep

someone who chases chickens around, wearing there panties and a cape

Instruction: "hey dude, have you found your ashep yet?" What is the definition of "ashep"?


bull shitter

Instruction: "i had to be a total bull shitter to keep from being grounded" What is the definition of "bull shitter"?


bonkstonker

a person who defecates on their teacher's desk to express a sentiment of distaste towards the aforementioned teacher

Instruction: "nic's parents were alarmed to find out their child was a bonkstonker" What is the definition of "bonkstonker"?


threive

Instruction: "" hey, jim, how many boobs did you see at mardi gras?  " threive" What is the definition of "threive"?


creepy crawla

creepy crawla is when your [hoe] wont give you none, so you [skeet] in her belly button

Instruction: "man, my chick would'nt gimmie none lax nite, so i made that hoe a creepy crawla" What is the definition of "creepy crawla"?


getting wavy with the bros

getting drunk, and or consuming large amounts of alcohol with friends

Instruction: "d: hey were is tyrone? a: oh he getting wavy with the bros" What is the definition of "getting wavy with the bros"?


chuffdog

an individual who spends long periods of time in the depths of his bedroom, spending little time with the rest of the house

Instruction: "yo chuffdog you coming out tonight?  na man im in my bedroom tonight" What is the definition of "chuffdog"?


clipping a cigarette

Context: rob: i'm clipping a cigarette for later

smoking most of a cigarette but saving the bit since you are too poor to afford more of them

Instruction: "rob: i'm clipping a cigarette for later" What is the definition of "clipping a cigarette"?


carslake

a man of legendary proportions and eating ability

Instruction: ""whats carslake having?  "get him a pork pie and a foofy cocktail""" What is the definition of "carslake"?


bomb sauce

"a word used by white suburban kids who think they are gangster to describe anything cool

Instruction: "kid: yo that concert was bomb sauce nigga" What is the definition of "bomb sauce"?


bomb sauce

a condement of a spice or chilli base strong enough to enduce explosive diahreah in whomever ingests it

Instruction: "damn dog i sould'nt put that bomb sauce on that fish taco my ass was blowing up all night" What is the definition of "bomb sauce"?


bomb sauce

the juice that's left over in your underpants after you rip a mean fart

Instruction: "i can't eat mexican, that shit gives me bomb sauce" What is the definition of "bomb sauce"?


bomb sauce

taco bell hot sauce  (even bomber past midnight)

Instruction: ""-"hey let me get some of that bomb sauce to dankify my crunch wrap supreme" What is the definition of "bomb sauce"?


assy mcgee

Instruction: "did you see assy mcgee the other night? he's a real ass" What is the definition of "assy mcgee"?


admiral ackbar

Instruction: "admiral ackbar is one of the internet's biggest jokes" What is the definition of "admiral ackbar"?


buttonie

a device with lots of buttons such as an electronic device

Instruction: "stop messin' with that sprinkler control box, its too buttonie" What is the definition of "buttonie"?


jole

Context: jole is such a nice girl

jole is the type of girl that has the personality that no one has

Instruction: "jole is such a nice girl" What is the definition of "jole"?


jole

"the misspelling of joel which may result in the spanish pronunciation of the word

Instruction: ""can you please pass me the "free hol�s?" i am going to try to free jole" What is the definition of "jole"?


butt river

when one has a [poop] so sloppy it flows like that of a river

Instruction: "tom hanks was so upset by the homemade guacamole made by meg ryan that he went to her master bathroom and had a butt river" What is the definition of "butt river"?


entremaneur

someone who makes a living selling bullshit to the masses

Instruction: "ted kennedy certainly is a great entremaneur" What is the definition of "entremaneur"?


entremaneur

Context: entremaneur : george w

someone who makes a living by selling bullshit to americans

Instruction: "entremaneur : george w" What is the definition of "entremaneur"?


entremaneur

Context: bob is such an entremaneur

someone who is stuck in a crappy job and likes to complain about how shitty it is

Instruction: "bob is such an entremaneur" What is the definition of "entremaneur"?


entremaneur

a large selling tool of the media known as fox news, who work for and with greedy corperations to make money all day long

Instruction: "[faux news]'s [bill o'reilly] is a far more effective entremaneur than [rush limbaugh], because you can see his red, blotchy, shit-eating face on tv, instead of only hearing his voice" What is the definition of "entremaneur"?


entremaneur

as with a dick or the donald, usually any typical advantaged american 'suit' having the ability to use the constitution and state law to benefit his/her own agenda

Instruction: "did you hear about the entremaneur who shot his own interest during a hunting trip just after a beer break?" What is the definition of "entremaneur"?


entremaneur

one whose profession involves convincing others of facts and opinions that may not be totally accurate

Instruction: "the friendly well-dressed entremaneur easily convinced the couple that they needed to buy additional insurance" What is the definition of "entremaneur"?


iffy stiffy

when you are half turned on but also half not

Instruction: "jeremy: dude, in class last period i got an iffy stiffy because of the sub" What is the definition of "iffy stiffy"?


chili on my pringles

when someone takes a huge shit on your stomach while you suck your stomach in to be concave, like a pringle

Instruction: "your chili on my pringles sets my ocean in motion baby ;d" What is the definition of "chili on my pringles"?


deuchewa

a)someone who's being/ acting retarded b)someone who pisses you off c)someone who's mean to you for no reason d)someone who doesn't comment you back on myspace

Instruction: ""shut up, you're being such a deuchewa  "look at her, she's such a slut" What is the definition of "deuchewa"?


blowball

Context: "joe is such a blowball

Instruction: ""joe is such a blowball" What is the definition of "blowball"?


mind fuck

to experience a situation which calls into question the way your mind currently sees a certain idea or the world in general

Instruction: "the movie vanilla sky was a total mind fuck" What is the definition of "mind fuck"?


17 mcdoubles

Instruction: "may i help you? yes, i'd like 17 mcdoubles" What is the definition of "17 mcdoubles"?


booty robber

some one who does not ask for your booty, he just takes it

Instruction: "oh man, jeff is going to prison, i hope he doesn't meet the booty robber" What is the definition of "booty robber"?


armmageddon

Context: armmageddon

a little known safe word used by homosexuals

Instruction: "armmageddon" What is the definition of "armmageddon"?


beerffected

Context: i was beerffected by 8:30pm

Instruction: "i was beerffected by 8:30pm" What is the definition of "beerffected"?


anal bulimia

the act of quickly ridding ones self of calories out the anus by use of laxative in order to lose weight

Instruction: "sally lost 2 pounds from anal bulimia before being weighed and taped" What is the definition of "anal bulimia"?


ejacalit

"the way larry david imagines black people say the word "ejaculate" in the tv series curb your enthusiasm"

Instruction: "someone sat down in a puddle of my ejacalit after i watched the new carmen electra pilates video" What is the definition of "ejacalit"?


bowling balling

the act of standing on a big bowling ball

Instruction: "my friends and i went bowling balling yesterday" What is the definition of "bowling balling"?


bejiggedy

a word used to describe something or someone that is weird, awkward, crazy, or messed up

Instruction: ""the singer sang a bejiggedy high note because she was not singing correctly and using her breath support" What is the definition of "bejiggedy"?


dicunt

Context: dicunt puellam esse fessum

Instruction: "dicunt puellam esse fessum" What is the definition of "dicunt"?


branchalanche

large number of branches falling off trees due to weather

Instruction: "the freezing rain and wind caused a branchalanche" What is the definition of "branchalanche"?


beer bike

"beer bike is one of rice university's most important traditions

Instruction: "person 1: dude, are you excited for beer bike this year? person 2: is that a joke? liverstrong all the way" What is the definition of "beer bike"?


jett

Context: jett is the true meaning of life

an awesome person, who loves life, who sees life through innocent eyes! and is the true meaning of life!

Instruction: "jett is the true meaning of life" What is the definition of "jett"?


jett

Instruction: ""i had such a great night with jett "omg how was he?" What is the definition of "jett"?


jett

a handsome beastly man who love marijuana and lives in oregon

Instruction: "man jett was straight rippin the bong fatter then everyone" What is the definition of "jett"?


jett

a person(s) with a considerably large sized bum chin

Instruction: "'wow, look at the jett on that guy'  'he has a huge jett'" What is the definition of "jett"?


endless possibilities

Instruction: "have a little faith mate, what if there were endless possibilities" What is the definition of "endless possibilities"?


jeriod

an unbelievable hot guy, who is nothing but muscles

Instruction: ""amber: "all i can dream about is having a jeriod and making him mine forever" What is the definition of "jeriod"?


daemonfoda

Instruction: "that bowl of soup is from the daemonfoda class of foods" What is the definition of "daemonfoda"?


aldrene

Context: i need more aldrene in my life

an aldrene in its natural habitat spends its time playing ukulele and singing that annoying friday song

Instruction: "i need more aldrene in my life" What is the definition of "aldrene"?


axxis

Context: did you get that new axxis album?  yeah

"german power/heavy metal band since 1988

Instruction: "did you get that new axxis album?  yeah" What is the definition of "axxis"?


conch pants

pants that ride high up the anus during a sporting event such as the high jump

Instruction: "example a 'harry granger has conch pants today" What is the definition of "conch pants"?


2k3 means 2300 every loser that thinks this means 2003 needs to be shot at sight

Instruction: "<moron2k3> wow it's almost 2k3  this moron thinks 297 years is almost ;)" What is the definition of "2k3"?


f major

Instruction: "this bach chorale is in the key of f major" What is the definition of "f major"?


f major

the act of having sex on top of a piano, typically the large, grand piano type

Instruction: ""guy 1: (looking at hot girl on stage) "i'd really like to f major her" What is the definition of "f major"?


wombats

an english band! kind of indie, really good music

Instruction: "k) have you heard the new wombats song? v) yeh its great" What is the definition of "wombats"?


wombats

the most amazing animal that lives on this planet

Instruction: "i love those amazing wombats they are the most beastly animals" What is the definition of "wombats"?


omgsplosion

when you are amazed by sumthin that kicks ass and u explode

Instruction: "matt: omg this rox craig: omgsplosion it does" What is the definition of "omgsplosion"?


blowjobless

Instruction: "ever since you grew that goatee you've been blowjobless" What is the definition of "blowjobless"?


barn slut

a girl who will sleep with any animal that walks through the barn door

Instruction: "tabitha went home with that loser from the 10th floor at the party last night, she is such a barn slut" What is the definition of "barn slut"?


asshole orchestra

that crescendo of sound that originates from the next door cubicle when somebody unloads the first push into the toilet bowl

Instruction: "dude, at lunch, this guy comes into the cubicle next to me and gives me a 10 second rendition of an asshole orchestra" What is the definition of "asshole orchestra"?


cousin zone

status attained when a girl will not respond to your sexual advances because she is your cousin

Instruction: "i met this pretty girl at the family reunion, but i messed around and ended up in the cousin zone" What is the definition of "cousin zone"?


dagga dagga

a plant grown and smoked in south africa

Instruction: " i stayed up all night cause of that dagga dagga (but it was fun)" What is the definition of "dagga dagga"?


celedrinking

drinking that is done in celebration of some accomplishment or good fortune

Instruction: "john and i are going out celedrinking in honor of the end of [finals week]" What is the definition of "celedrinking"?


k.c.

Instruction: "tiffany: sam earle is a total k.c. just like his charcter on [degrassi], don't you think" What is the definition of "k.c."?


k.c.

Context: nigga i'm from k.c. boy

Instruction: "nigga i'm from k.c. boy" What is the definition of "k.c."?


cookpad

when the cook book is replaced by the ipad or tablet

Instruction: "went through all my cook books last night and nothing, pulled out the ipad and bam exactly what i wanted thank goodness for the cookpad" What is the definition of "cookpad"?


bare balls

to do anything, while literally having bare balls

Instruction: "were going to go bare balls in the hot tub" What is the definition of "bare balls"?


dr. dre

with easy-e and ice cube in nwa back in the day, created this whole game

Instruction: "any rapper who swears in a song owes respect to dr. dre" What is the definition of "dr. dre"?


dr. dre

i don't even listen to rap and i still respect dr dre

Instruction: "dr. dre is actually from the ghetto unlike the rappers of today" What is the definition of "dr. dre"?


christian bale'd

"essentially to "bail out" but in a manner more similar to christian bale's various escapes and feats of marvel while in his batman character

Instruction: "matt: wow dude, how'd you ever get from your dinner date to happy hour so fast? patrick: i christian bale'd on marissa" What is the definition of "christian bale'd"?


dream girl

Context: stephanie your my dream girl

a dream girl is the girl you wanna spend the rest of your life with

Instruction: "stephanie your my dream girl" What is the definition of "dream girl"?


dream girl

"for all you fellows who are trying to give a definition of a dream girl can't

Instruction: "a good example would be you two who just posted two different types of you'r dream girl, you can not have one specific dream girl that fits every man" What is the definition of "dream girl"?


cincinatti cat slap

where you slap a womans vagina after after rough sex

Instruction: "i gave j-eff o-sborn's mom the biggest cincinatti cat slap she had a bruise for a week" What is the definition of "cincinatti cat slap"?


buut

Context: "'michelle and floyd smell like buut

buut is a term refering to fecal matter otherwize known as shit

Instruction: ""'michelle and floyd smell like buut" What is the definition of "buut"?


butter troll

Context: wow, lowtax is quite the butter troll

Instruction: "wow, lowtax is quite the butter troll" What is the definition of "butter troll"?


butter troll

"a female that happens to be profoundly ugly and weighs 300+ lbs

Instruction: ""jay: "hey paco, look at that butter troll coming down the street" What is the definition of "butter troll"?


butter troll

Instruction: "dude, did you just see that butter troll pass by?" What is the definition of "butter troll"?


celebrity athlete

a person from [professional] or [international sports] who has evolved into [fame] outside of their [sport]

Instruction: "the [paparazzi] enjoy taking [pics] of the celebrity athlete" What is the definition of "celebrity athlete"?


ban hamma

Instruction: "i'm gonna bring the ban hamma down on ya boi" What is the definition of "ban hamma"?


assidine

Instruction: "it is an assidine move to dump your girlfriend four days before the holiday dance" What is the definition of "assidine"?


ginger pubes

Instruction: "when redheads turn 13, they start to grow ginger pubes" What is the definition of "ginger pubes"?


ginger pubes

Context: "phil: oi oi ginger pubes

"once used as a derogatory term for ginger people, ginger pubes has evolved into a standard greeting to all ginger people

Instruction: ""phil: oi oi ginger pubes" What is the definition of "ginger pubes"?


community fries

when people at a [fast food] restaurant dump their boxes of fries into one pile to share between them

Instruction: "joey didn't want to join in our community fries because he bought a large while the rest of us bought smalls" What is the definition of "community fries"?


community fries

a large plate of fries that is retrieved for everyone at a table, usually a community of some sorts

Instruction: "(during lunch) jason: i'll go get the community fries" What is the definition of "community fries"?


community fries

the french fries left in the fastfood bag after all the other food is removed

Instruction: "after giving everyone their orders from the resturant, jimmy snagged the community fries from the bottom of the bag" What is the definition of "community fries"?


ashy

Context: oh my gosh, my legs look so ashy

appearence of fine white powder or dust on legs

Instruction: "oh my gosh, my legs look so ashy " What is the definition of "ashy "?


dimensional crossroads

"a supposed "game idea" made by a user on [gamefaqs] that is so bad it is literally somewhat of a meme on the current events and nonstop gaming general boards

Instruction: "while your game idea isn't the greatest, at least it's not as bad as dimensional crossroads" What is the definition of "dimensional crossroads"?


campusbathrooms.com

kick ass website that rates college bathrooms so you know where to go to the bathroom when you have the beer shits or you're randomly bored

Instruction: "i had the beer shits after that kegger so i went to campusbathrooms.com and found the best bathroom on my campus" What is the definition of "campusbathrooms.com"?


boogie wolf

Context: ♬yo' bitch look like a boogie wolf

"typically an overweight, ratchet, jive having, fat bitch that needs to shave

Instruction: "♬yo' bitch look like a boogie wolf" What is the definition of "boogie wolf"?


credit card terrorism

Context: credit card terrorism  1

credit card terrorism is a condition that is inflected upon the american consumer by various banking institutions in the following fashion

Instruction: "credit card terrorism  1" What is the definition of "credit card terrorism"?


brown tempest

the act of diarrheaing on an other's face

Instruction: "last night, finally, after five days - brian gave me a brown tempest" What is the definition of "brown tempest"?


brawnbees

Instruction: "that guy should not be wearing that shirt, it shows his brawnbees" What is the definition of "brawnbees"?


boob money

Instruction: ""dude that is boob money  "i would give you money but all i have is boob money""" What is the definition of "boob money"?


braindouchery

the act of observing something so horrific or stupid, the only possible way to stop seeing it is to put a douche in your ear and squeeze

Instruction: "the way your brother tried to masturbate with a razor is braindouchery" What is the definition of "braindouchery"?


boon docks

in the middle of nowhere, out of the way

Instruction: "shit no i don't want to go out there, she lives in the fuckin boon docks" What is the definition of "boon docks"?


boon docks

in the middle of nowhere, out of the way

Instruction: "shit no i don't want to go out there, she lives in the fuckin boon docks" What is the definition of "boon docks"?


dave matthews

"lead singer and guitarist for the dave matthews band

Instruction: "guy 1: yo dave matthews is mad chill guy 2: hells yea he is" What is the definition of "dave matthews"?


eshing

Instruction: "i drank lot of eshing today to quench my thirst" What is the definition of "eshing"?


jiffy lube

Instruction: "i got totally [fucked over] at jiffy lube" What is the definition of "jiffy lube"?


jiffy lube

when two guys are having butt sex and the guy on the receiving end takes a shit

Instruction: "jim: what the hell is that? john: just giving us a jiffy lube" What is the definition of "jiffy lube"?


jiffy lube

Instruction: "that bitch gave me a jiffy lube i guess she had a bad gag reflex oh well" What is the definition of "jiffy lube"?


#bryanogormantweets

a tweet that is in the form of a senseless question, asking to either compare or provide an opinion on a topic that no one cares about

Instruction: "yo nation, never really thought about this but has lightning ever struck a volcano? #bryanogormantweets" What is the definition of "#bryanogormantweets"?


greenacres

Context: no hoes in greenacres

a south florida city next to lake worth and west palm beach, the latter of which being the 7th most dangerous city in the united states

Instruction: "no hoes in greenacres" What is the definition of "greenacres"?


blue ribbon pig

a police officer who treats everybody, regardless of background, the same

Instruction: "he may have treated me like shit, but that blue ribbon pig does so to everybody" What is the definition of "blue ribbon pig"?


craspers

derogatory insult for homosexuals speech

Instruction: "man, that fag could put a lisp in the word cracker; craspers" What is the definition of "craspers"?


Context: 1) whoa, what a f00b

Instruction: "1) whoa, what a f00b" What is the definition of "f00b"?


Context: i wonder who that f00b really is?

Instruction: "i wonder who that f00b really is?" What is the definition of "f00b"?


Context: stfu you f00b >:o

a cross between a noob and a fool / a foolishly acting newbie / a f0b0b0b

Instruction: "stfu you f00b >:o" What is the definition of "f00b"?


easy-e

Context: easy-e is dope man

Instruction: "easy-e is dope man" What is the definition of "easy-e"?


easy-e

a true compton city gangsta, but its actually spelled [eazy-e] :p

Instruction: "easy-e was one of the best rappers ever, but just because he hated on dr" What is the definition of "easy-e"?


easy-e

Context: "quote from easy-e "i'm unconscious

a member of the b block army (bba) college hall, knighton road, leicester

Instruction: ""quote from easy-e "i'm unconscious" What is the definition of "easy-e"?


annied it

Instruction: "lucy met all the job requirements and passed all the tests but when it came to the interview she totally annied it" What is the definition of "annied it"?


annied it

a phrase where someone is being a total slut or a whore

Instruction: "yarden totally annied it last saturday when she hooked up with three guys at the party" What is the definition of "annied it"?


howl's moving castle

a book written by diana wynne jones, published in 1986

Instruction: "howl's moving castle is the best book of all time" What is the definition of "howl's moving castle"?


brandma

Instruction: ": hey bro, did you see brandma totally skatin up the kmart parking lot last night? yeah dude i totally caught the sick action he did" What is the definition of "brandma"?


centical

Instruction: "alicia was centical at the cast party yesterday" What is the definition of "centical"?


boaby knob

a complete bullshitter, beyond a mere simple boaby or knob

Instruction: "that frank mckenna's a fucking boaby knob" What is the definition of "boaby knob"?


care bear titties

Instruction: "check out pete's mom and her care bear titties" What is the definition of "care bear titties"?


speed bump

Context: someone needs to repair the speed bump

Instruction: "someone needs to repair the speed bump" What is the definition of "speed bump"?


blipnut

Context: "yo man, blipnut

Instruction: ""yo man, blipnut" What is the definition of "blipnut"?


crapatola

Context: i gotta put up this crapatola

Instruction: "i gotta put up this crapatola" What is the definition of "crapatola"?


boss lady

Instruction: "because she demands respect, and gets it, she is the boss lady" What is the definition of "boss lady"?


boss lady

"female leader in the workplace who exhibits an extremely authoritative demeanor

Instruction: "my boss lady expects total loyalty and respect" What is the definition of "boss lady"?


boss lady

an authoritative individual who has mastered the craft of soup making

Instruction: "i went to order some mushroom wild rice soup but boss lady threw me out when i horsed around in line" What is the definition of "boss lady"?


boss lady

Context: i have to ask boss lady if i can go?

Instruction: "i have to ask boss lady if i can go?" What is the definition of "boss lady"?


badly made kebab

over protruding labia from the female genitalia

Instruction: "i was going down for a taste of the honey, but her pussy looked like a badly made kebab" What is the definition of "badly made kebab"?


cinnamon rolling

Context: dude i'm craving a cinnamon rolling

the act of rolling your cock into a cinnamon roll, applying your choice of frosting, then allowing your guests to lick it off

Instruction: "dude i'm craving a cinnamon rolling" What is the definition of "cinnamon rolling"?


attention seeker

someone who likes to announce everything in their life on facebook to get people to feel sorry for them/react

Instruction: ""sane person: "can you please stop bitching about me and leave me alone?" attention seeker goes on facebook "omg what a jelous bich" What is the definition of "attention seeker"?


attention seeker

one who creates something very disturbing to try to ruin someones reputation

Instruction: ""sometimes an attention seeker will go down to a very low, lowest of level to gain attention and hurt someone" What is the definition of "attention seeker"?


attention seeker

Context: meg is an attention seeker

Instruction: "meg is an attention seeker" What is the definition of "attention seeker"?


broval office

a place where [bro]'s gather to make important decisions

Instruction: "i bet they all pregamed in his broval office before going out tonight" What is the definition of "broval office"?


beating the pufferfish

a slang term for [masturbating] or [fingering] or [pleasuring ones self]

Instruction: "person a: what are you doing tonight? person b: oh, you know, just beating the pufferfish" What is the definition of "beating the pufferfish"?


bostonitis

Instruction: "news headline: malaysian diplomat apologises for a case of bostonitis after mistaking a box of sweet pickles sent to him as a ramadan gift for anthrax powder" What is the definition of "bostonitis"?


phatty

Instruction: "damn look at shawty phatty damn ma u gots a phatty" What is the definition of "phatty"?


phatty

Context: dang, that girl got a phatty

a large, fat butt that jiggles when you walk

Instruction: "dang, that girl got a phatty" What is the definition of "phatty"?


phatty

Context: damn look at numba 9, she gots a phatty

Instruction: "damn look at numba 9, she gots a phatty" What is the definition of "phatty"?


phatty

marijuana slang term used in various contexts

Instruction: ""1:"yo, pass me that phatty" 2: "damn dude, that is a phatty bong""" What is the definition of "phatty"?


phatty

Context: "now that is phatty

the epitome of all that is cool or great

Instruction: ""now that is phatty" What is the definition of "phatty"?


phatty

Instruction: "the day after my buddy fooled around with my little sister, he couldn't wait to tell me the panties she was wearing could barely contain her wet phatty" What is the definition of "phatty"?


phatty

Instruction: "ex: i went to a phatty house party last weekend" What is the definition of "phatty"?


calisaur

Context: he is such a calisaur right now

Instruction: "he is such a calisaur right now" What is the definition of "calisaur"?


clarke cunt

comicbook nickname for a rather clumsy fellow that wears glasses

Instruction: "ooh look, it's mild mannered clarke cunt" What is the definition of "clarke cunt"?


asymbilic

the terminology for an undetermined social circumstance of language

Instruction: "peter, you do determine an asymbilic proposition in this discussion" What is the definition of "asymbilic"?


123 main support battalion

the 123 msb is part of the 1 armored division in the us army in dexheim, germany

Instruction: "123 main support battalion is the shit hole of the army" What is the definition of "123 main support battalion"?


embolism

Instruction: "embolism in the brain often produces sudden unconsciousness and paralysis" What is the definition of "embolism"?


assconsultant

one who has amassed so much experience handling gay ass that he has is now qualified for consultancy

Instruction: "i suspect that our new boss is a bit of an assconsultant" What is the definition of "assconsultant"?


criddl

ein geheimnis als r�tsel ver�ffentlichen oder preisgeben

Instruction: "ein criddl ist beispielsweise: ich war mit zwei frauen im bett, die eine kennt ihr, die andere ist eine gute freundin und ist die schwester von bruno" What is the definition of "criddl"?


artchit

Context: the very kind boss was artchit

`she was so kind, pretty and very helpful person

Instruction: "the very kind boss was artchit" What is the definition of "artchit"?


deondre

a real funny kid, has a moderate amount of friends, doesn't have too many cause hes low key

Instruction: "have you seen deondre today? he smells so good and has these two fine chicks at his arms" What is the definition of "deondre"?


blowjob boy

Context: goldberg is blowjob boy and he loves it

Instruction: "goldberg is blowjob boy and he loves it" What is the definition of "blowjob boy"?


beije

Instruction: "(while walking in the supermarket) boyfriend: could sure use a beije tonight" What is the definition of "beije"?


dago dazzler

something or someone that sparkles to impress

Instruction: "you sure are a dago dazzler with that outfit" What is the definition of "dago dazzler"?


perthonality

the attitude exhibited by perth natives when they are out in public

Instruction: "guy 1:how'd you go with that girl? guy 2:terrible, she had a perthonality" What is the definition of "perthonality"?


cavazos

Context: bro that dude is a freaking cavazos

a gay bastard who gets drunk everyday and watches gay porn on the computer

Instruction: "bro that dude is a freaking cavazos" What is the definition of "cavazos"?


facefical

offical relationship status as posted on facebook

Instruction: "did you see, jon and that chick in science are now facefical" What is the definition of "facefical"?


a sandman

when your girl is sleeping you jerk off and blow your load on her eye

Instruction: "dude i gave my bitch a slamin a sandman this morning" What is the definition of "a sandman"?


ass fucking hole

Context: you ass fucking hole

a stupid driver that cuts you off or does something otherwise stupid in traffic

Instruction: "you ass fucking hole" What is the definition of "ass fucking hole"?


devil sticks

devil sticks consist of 3 batons (even though they are reffered to as a pair of sticks) which are used in juggling/equilibristic acts

Instruction: "whoa you've got realy good reflexes, you should take up devil sticks" What is the definition of "devil sticks"?


devil sticks

Instruction: "are those devil sticks glowing yet, i got a good bit o resin ready" What is the definition of "devil sticks"?


aurora borealis

also known as the northern lights, they are a purely electrical phenomena producing bright bands of color across the night sky

Instruction: "few things in this world are more beautiful than the aurora borealis" What is the definition of "aurora borealis"?


aurora borealis

to ejaculate (by way of masturbation or fellatio) onto the outerlining of the females nipple, then proceed to clean it off with your tongue and/or teeth

Instruction: "the aurora borealis i pulled on that bitch last night was incredible, but it left a nasty taste in my mouth" What is the definition of "aurora borealis"?


badquaisitus

a deadly disease cause by movies with horrible qualities

Instruction: "she died of badquaisitus when she saw the movie avatar" What is the definition of "badquaisitus"?


do what?

Instruction: "california boy: i'm totally [stoked] redneck: do whaaat?  hot girl in bar- i was born a man boy who just made out with hot girl- do what?" What is the definition of "do what?"?


a tool

Context: god, evan is such a tool

an offensive comment, mainly aimed towards the male of the species, when one is being particularly nasty, stupid, or facetious

Instruction: "god, evan is such a tool" What is the definition of "a tool"?


a tool

being used by a higher influence, mostly for their own good

Instruction: "you're such a tool for her; you could do much better" What is the definition of "a tool"?


a tool

being used by a higher influence, mostly for their own good

Instruction: "you're such a tool for her; you could do much better" What is the definition of "a tool"?


doozi

Context: omw that was a real doozi doh

Instruction: "omw that was a real doozi doh" What is the definition of "doozi"?


bad assery

Context: zell miller has redefined bad assery

the act of perpetuating/partaking in bad-ass behavior

Instruction: "zell miller has redefined bad assery" What is the definition of "bad assery"?


bad assery

Context: zell miller has redefined bad assery

the act of perpetuating/partaking in bad-ass behavior

Instruction: "zell miller has redefined bad assery" What is the definition of "bad assery"?


ananna

Context: that person is ananna

Instruction: "that person is ananna" What is the definition of "ananna"?


baddock

Instruction: "wow that white rapper was totally baddock" What is the definition of "baddock"?


black diamond records

a small successful hip hop record label from virginia ([804]) started back in  2004

Instruction: ""yo did u hear that new jew black diamond records mixtape?  "hell yeah, dat joint was [piff]" What is the definition of "black diamond records"?


apogies

"slang word somewhere in dublin for the word "apologies" "

Instruction: "my sincere apogies for my lateness - jon jo was doing a deal and it took a little longer than usual" What is the definition of "apogies"?


baby oreo

Context: look,   they have a baby oreo

an offspring of a white person and black person

Instruction: "look,   they have a baby oreo" What is the definition of "baby oreo"?


cherry picking

"the act of hanging around the drunkest girl in sight in hope of an easy "goal""

Instruction: ""how was that party on sat? "pretty good i was cherry picking all night scored me a pretty sweet fourteen year old first drinker""" What is the definition of "cherry picking"?


cherry picking

virgin hunting, often achieved by going bar-hopping

Instruction: "damn man, lets go to the club tonight, i haven't gone cherry picking in a while" What is the definition of "cherry picking"?


cardaholic

a man who receives more christmas or birthday cards is angrily labelled this by his jealous, childish wife

Instruction: ""flared-nostrilled jealous, childish wife: "someone's become a cardaholic" What is the definition of "cardaholic"?


cardaholic

a man who receives more christmas or birthday cards is angrily labelled this by his jealous, childish wife

Instruction: ""flared-nostrilled jealous, childish wife: "someone's become a cardaholic" What is the definition of "cardaholic"?


alcohydrated

Instruction: "to ensure a good time while partying, it's best to become alcohydrated" What is the definition of "alcohydrated"?


freezeridity

the combination of freezing weather and low humidity, usually involved with frigid winter weather, and normally below zero weather! (ohio, alaska, antartica)

Instruction: "yo, i walked outside today and was like; it is freezeridity out here, so i walked back inside and said to hell with school" What is the definition of "freezeridity"?


bilstoner

Context: what a stupid bilstoner

another term for a [chav] but specifically wear large hoopey earrings, and eat fish and chips from the majors

Instruction: "what a stupid bilstoner" What is the definition of "bilstoner"?


bi po at rn

a friendship that was concived in a science class

Instruction: "person 1: jocy and jessica have a bi po at rn" What is the definition of "bi po at rn"?


blow hole

Instruction: "that nigga used juice instead of fruit drink with the champagne to make the blow hole and ruined it" What is the definition of "blow hole"?


blow hole

Context: check out the size of her blow hole

when a fat girl is wearing a tight shirt and you can see an indentation from the belly button

Instruction: "check out the size of her blow hole" What is the definition of "blow hole"?


cheeky girls

Context: you sound like the cheeky girls

a couple of girls who sing songs that kinda' sux, and make it only funny with their crazy romanian accents

Instruction: "you sound like the cheeky girls" What is the definition of "cheeky girls"?


courtney woodrow

Context: courtney woodrow is an amazing girl

the name of a girl who is beautiful, sweet, kind hearted and easy to fall in love with but so hard to let go of

Instruction: "courtney woodrow is an amazing girl" What is the definition of "courtney woodrow"?


dinglerape

the forceable removal of another person's dingleberries without prior consent

Instruction: "when riding the subway, one should always remember to wear a belt, lest they become an unfortunate victim of a dinglerape at the hands of a vicious follicle yanking dinglerapist" What is the definition of "dinglerape"?


cleat grass

marijauna of extremely, extremely low quality

Instruction: "this cleat grass is so shitty that i wouldn't smoke it if i'd been completely dry for years" What is the definition of "cleat grass"?


ackickdoe

southern slang reffering to a robbery, where you kick down the door and use force to obtain what you want

Instruction: "im bout to pull ackickdoe lay down on the floor want the cheese and the money errr everybodys gotta go" What is the definition of "ackickdoe"?


astrocious

Instruction: "isn't is astrocious that they didn't have my size?" What is the definition of "astrocious"?


bum rushed

where ones bum is spontaneously rushed upon

Instruction: "dude, i was walkin down the street and was totally bum rushed" What is the definition of "bum rushed"?


spant

Context: you are such a spant

a nick name it is a combination of name snaggle pussy adopted fragile looking pastey kid who thinks he can race but drives like a fag

Instruction: "you are such a spant" What is the definition of "spant"?


spant

Context: he, ha, look at that spant over there

a person who spends thier time going to the park and yelling at children

Instruction: "he, ha, look at that spant over there" What is the definition of "spant"?


barnzey

Context: don't worry barnzey

actually c is a better language than c++

Instruction: "don't worry barnzey" What is the definition of "barnzey"?


bela kiss

Context: i love bela kiss

Instruction: "i love bela kiss" What is the definition of "bela kiss"?


foyer

a place in which to store a tarp, preferably a wet one

Instruction: ""hey man, why is there a tarp in our hallway? "dude it's chill, its a foyer" What is the definition of "foyer"?


importanter

when everything is important you need a way to give importance to all your important items

Instruction: "this item is important, this is importanter" What is the definition of "importanter"?


ilyg

Context: a: omg ilyg

Instruction: "a: omg ilyg" What is the definition of "ilyg"?


boneceps

when one lacks muscle but makes up for it with bone

Instruction: "dude you're so small now, what happenend to your biceps? you're rocking boneceps now" What is the definition of "boneceps"?


luberqacious

Context: you have such luberqacious hair

something that is lustrous, silky, thick, full and it smells great

Instruction: "you have such luberqacious hair" What is the definition of "luberqacious"?


twp

Context: jon: that girl has some serious twp

Instruction: "jon: that girl has some serious twp" What is the definition of "twp"?


twp

Instruction: "today, i was doing some twp because i needed to let my boss know i was running late for work" What is the definition of "twp"?


twp

texting whilest pooping/peeing tweeting whilest pooping/peeing

Instruction: "guy 1: dude get out to the car we're gonna be late guy 2: twp guy 1: ughhhh" What is the definition of "twp"?


twp

Context: black men love them some twp

Instruction: "black men love them some twp" What is the definition of "twp"?


autoeroticizing

1) the process of making a car sexy by adding performance parts or making it asthetically pleasing

Instruction: "1) oh i saw a clean supra earlier, ever since then i have autoeroticizing about it" What is the definition of "autoeroticizing"?


bomerfied

is when you can't go a day without staring at matt bomer's face if you fit this description then you're bomerfied

Instruction: "anne: i need to watch white collar so i can stare matt's gorgeous face  eva: you are seriously bomerfied" What is the definition of "bomerfied"?


boner weird

an awkward boner occurring when in a close situation with a close friend, such as a hug or spooning

Instruction: "guy one: i have to warn you, this hug is boner weird" What is the definition of "boner weird"?


m.o.a.b

Context: "ohmahgawd its the m.o.a.b

"it may be referred to "mother of all bloons" many bloons are in it

Instruction: ""ohmahgawd its the m.o.a.b" What is the definition of "m.o.a.b"?


m.o.a.b

a hidden pointstreak in [mw3] after getting a 30 gunstreak

Instruction: "announcer: friend m.o.a.b inbound [fanboy]: holyfuqingsh" What is the definition of "m.o.a.b"?


cosby sweater

to ignore or dismiss the allegations of a rape victim despite overwhelming evidence that the event occurred

Instruction: "sarah reported the rape, but the police just put her in a cosby sweater and the case was never prosecuted" What is the definition of "cosby sweater"?


cosby sweater

pubic hair that is matted down with chocolate jell-o pudding

Instruction: "i was going down on that woman and saw that she was wearing a cosby sweater on her hooch" What is the definition of "cosby sweater"?


cosby sweater

someone who gives bill cosby a hard time

Instruction: "while bill was lecturing at the jell-o pudding pops symposium in munich, he kept getting heckled by a particularly aggressive cosby sweater in the audience" What is the definition of "cosby sweater"?


cosby sweater

a loud obnoxiously colored article of clothing worn by a man who will preach to you about family values while he fathers children with women who aren't his wife

Instruction: "i saw this guy wearing a cosby sweater back in 84, he was stealing the hubcaps off of a school bus" What is the definition of "cosby sweater"?


cosby sweater

the multi-colored lint left in one's ass crack after wearing flannel boxer shorts

Instruction: "it took me an hour to get that cosby sweater off my ass" What is the definition of "cosby sweater"?


cosby sweater

to ignore or dismiss the allegations of a rape victim despite overwhelming evidence that the event occurred

Instruction: "sarah reported the rape, but the police just put her in a cosby sweater and the case was never prosecuted" What is the definition of "cosby sweater"?


cosby sweater

pubic hair that is matted down with chocolate jell-o pudding

Instruction: "i was going down on that woman and saw that she was wearing a cosby sweater on her hooch" What is the definition of "cosby sweater"?


cosby sweater

someone who gives bill cosby a hard time

Instruction: "while bill was lecturing at the jell-o pudding pops symposium in munich, he kept getting heckled by a particularly aggressive cosby sweater in the audience" What is the definition of "cosby sweater"?


cosby sweater

a loud obnoxiously colored article of clothing worn by a man who will preach to you about family values while he fathers children with women who aren't his wife

Instruction: "i saw this guy wearing a cosby sweater back in 84, he was stealing the hubcaps off of a school bus" What is the definition of "cosby sweater"?


cosby sweater

the multi-colored lint left in one's ass crack after wearing flannel boxer shorts

Instruction: "it took me an hour to get that cosby sweater off my ass" What is the definition of "cosby sweater"?


cooch spider

a head tingler or massager used to stimulate a girl's vagina

Instruction: "robby busted out the cooch spider on his girl last night" What is the definition of "cooch spider"?


kfp

kosher for passover able to be consumed by jews during passover

Instruction: ""can i eat this bread if i'm jewish? "no way, man, it's not kfp since it has yeast in it" What is the definition of "kfp"?


kfp

panda express  an acronym for kentucky fried panda - the term comes from a couple episodes of the simpsons where it is the equivalent of panda express

Instruction: "i'm gonna head on over to kfp and get some lunch" What is the definition of "kfp"?


kfp

Context: man this girls got mad kfp

stands for kentucky fried pussy, meaning a very ugly pussy

Instruction: "man this girls got mad kfp" What is the definition of "kfp"?


belly love

Instruction: "binx was naughty, so i gave him some belly love" What is the definition of "belly love"?


anal eclipse

when a guy lays down and his balls cover his ass-hole

Instruction: "jen: mark, your balls are so big that there is an anal eclipse tonight" What is the definition of "anal eclipse"?


anal eclipse

Instruction: "i took a fat shit and my butthole caved in, i had an anal eclipse" What is the definition of "anal eclipse"?


cedrik

Context: thats so cedrik

"sweet loving guy who generally has long blond shaggy hair, and blue eyes

Instruction: "thats so cedrik" What is the definition of "cedrik"?


cedrik

Instruction: "i can see you do this cedrik you re such a fuck" What is the definition of "cedrik"?


baetin

Instruction: ""hey what are you doing in there? "i baetin" What is the definition of "baetin"?


flubludgeon

flubludgeon is a numerical term denoting an unknown number that is very large, but which cannot be exactly quantified

Instruction: "“there’s like a flubludgeon of people at the mall today" What is the definition of "flubludgeon"?


courtesy stitches

this is a procedure that is done at the woman's or man's request after the woman has given birth

Instruction: "bob agreed to have children only is margaret agreed to have courtesy stitches after birth" What is the definition of "courtesy stitches"?


cherbing

Instruction: "dude did you see that guy cherbing at the park the other day?" What is the definition of "cherbing"?


badden

Context: your a badden

Instruction: "your a badden" What is the definition of "badden"?


assuless

Context: your assuless

another word for ass, but more intense than your ass

Instruction: "your assuless" What is the definition of "assuless"?


andrew toney.

Context: i know andrew toney. i'm lucky to

an amazing, fun, sexy guy who treats girls perfect

Instruction: "i know andrew toney. i'm lucky to" What is the definition of "andrew toney."?


balaabodu

Context: rebbeca black is so balaabodu

(annoying as hell) a dhivehi word used to describe a person/thing or situation which is extremely annoying

Instruction: "rebbeca black is so balaabodu" What is the definition of "balaabodu"?


boynton beach

boynton beach is where there was a mall shooting on december 24th 2006

Instruction: "yeah man, he got shot in boynton beach over gang related shit" What is the definition of "boynton beach"?


boo boo trifflin

boo boo= dirty or a cut trifflin=grody or nasty  boo boo trifflin-something that has to be the nastest thing you ever did see in your lifetime

Instruction: "friend-your girl has the most boo boo trifflin teeth i've ever seen" What is the definition of "boo boo trifflin"?


brittle substance

a kind of substance that doesn't bend before breaking when we apply force

Instruction: "normal glass, ionic compounds, non-metal solids are usually brittle substance" What is the definition of "brittle substance"?


perma-virgin

one who will remain a virgin for life, due to greasy hair, plain black shoes and a drinking problem

Instruction: "that robert guy over there is sure a real perma-virgin" What is the definition of "perma-virgin"?


clammin'

Context: today's a good day, i'm clammin'

Instruction: "today's a good day, i'm clammin'" What is the definition of "clammin'"?


euphemized

made to seem less awkward or rude, or to seem [politically correct] by changing terminology

Instruction: "swindles is frequently euphemized as windows" What is the definition of "euphemized"?


boogar sugar

Instruction: "we did some boogar sugar and then went to the club and partied like rock stars" What is the definition of "boogar sugar"?


curle

a teacher in north carolina, around the fayetteville area, that loves to fuck sheep

Instruction: ""hey, how come curle is always sleeping in class? "that guy is out at night fucking sheep, cut him some slack" "uh" What is the definition of "curle"?


glau

Instruction: "pothead #1: dude, that sand-o was totally glau" What is the definition of "glau"?


asstonite

Context: gor - you're such an asstonite

basically, a fool, an idiot, a jerk of such strong proportions that his mere presence creates a reaction similiar to kryptonite on superman

Instruction: "gor - you're such an asstonite" What is the definition of "asstonite"?


bunny hop

to be high in the rpm range and rev your engine making your car lift in acceleration then drop when you let off

Instruction: "bree: bunny hop tyler bunny hop i'm so pathetic it turns me on when your car does stuff cuz im 19 and dont have my license yet" What is the definition of "bunny hop"?


bunny hop

Context: tete can do the bunny hop good

is a dance that say's slide ,pop,lean,rock every body stop  now do the bunny hop , the only thing you do is hop from side to side

Instruction: "tete can do the bunny hop good" What is the definition of "bunny hop"?