kdx

kdx is a bbs-style communications program featuring file sharing, text and voice chat, instant messaging, and strong encryption

Instruction: "i just downloaded the newest kdx client, and it looks great" What is the definition of "kdx"?


kdx

hotline like filesharing client where the 31337 of the underground roam

Instruction: "i told my friend to get kdx on his shit so i could send him the latest copy of mac os x" What is the definition of "kdx"?


aggravated homicide

when a person is so angry or annoyed, they commit homicide

Instruction: "i swear if he wouldn't of shut up i was going to commit aggravated homicide" What is the definition of "aggravated homicide"?


bbfbbm

Context: "wow, hes got bbfbbm

body by fisher, brains by mattel  put another way: it means you have the phisique of a tonka truck and the intellect of a barbie

Instruction: ""wow, hes got bbfbbm" What is the definition of "bbfbbm"?


blue and gold

"a competition in school where the seniors and freshman (blue) go against the sophomores and juniors (gold) in dance, art, aerobics, and cheer

Instruction: "junior:  yo, you freshman are gonna get owned this year for blue and gold" What is the definition of "blue and gold"?


blue and gold

Context: bring back the blue and gold

verb: colors of the buffalo sabres nhl hockey team

Instruction: "bring back the blue and gold" What is the definition of "blue and gold"?


bainspiration

Instruction: ""today's bainspiration is: "drive past nine, she's fine""" What is the definition of "bainspiration"?


dead on jones

Context: "person a: "clifford, he dead on jones

Instruction: ""person a: "clifford, he dead on jones" What is the definition of "dead on jones"?


bad ass mother fucker

someone dealing with issues while having personality and a bad ass sense of humor

Instruction: "damn, that andrew kid is such a bad ass mother fucker" What is the definition of "bad ass mother fucker"?


bad ass mother fucker

Context: zac parker is a bad ass mother fucker

Instruction: "zac parker is a bad ass mother fucker" What is the definition of "bad ass mother fucker"?


globuals

Context: the force for pooping is globuals

globuals is a word to describe the force of shit being pushed from ones anus

Instruction: "the force for pooping is globuals" What is the definition of "globuals"?


arabian sand storm with goggles

when a male places his balls in someone's eyes,(much like an egg crate) and then farts in their mouth

Instruction: "look, alan's passed out, i'm gonna give that cougar tooth an arabian sand storm with goggles" What is the definition of "arabian sand storm with goggles"?


maize

Context: jim ate all my sumbitchin' maize

a type of corn grown by the native amercian indians

Instruction: "jim ate all my sumbitchin' maize" What is the definition of "maize"?


maize

Context: timmy how was that maize yesterday

Instruction: "timmy how was that maize yesterday" What is the definition of "maize"?


maize

Instruction: "karsta maize = hot bread maize ar sieru = bread with cheese" What is the definition of "maize"?


maize

Instruction: "the farmer was impressed when his maize crop produced twice as many cobs as last year" What is the definition of "maize"?


sopheap

sopheap is usually handsome, has excellent,muscle, a massive dick in his pants he is also a baller

Instruction: "girl: omg it's sopheap i love when he puts it up my ass" What is the definition of "sopheap"?


chocolate otter

Instruction: "i just released a chocolate otter into the wild" What is the definition of "chocolate otter"?


action potato

Instruction: "dick: yo, marisa said that ephraim has an action potato" What is the definition of "action potato"?


woop

Context: omg guys i talked to a girl today, woop

almost like woot but cooler to the 2nd degree

Instruction: "omg guys i talked to a girl today, woop" What is the definition of "woop"?


woop

Context: woop

a sound that can express your feelings no matter how or what you feel

Instruction: "woop" What is the definition of "woop"?


blooder

Instruction: ""are you a blooder joe? "yes, i donate every month" What is the definition of "blooder"?


aabacob

Instruction: "kelsey and katherine eat aabacob every night before bed" What is the definition of "aabacob"?


canadian highway

a hairy pussy with an exceptionally thick, hairy strip down the middle

Instruction: "jane dropped her pants and has a pussy that was so hairy in the middle that it had a canadian highway" What is the definition of "canadian highway"?


dong cong

Context: becky: my boyfriend has a dong cong

a penis over ten inches in length, and with an excessive amount of hair and veins along the shaft of the penis

Instruction: "becky: my boyfriend has a dong cong" What is the definition of "dong cong"?


awesphobia

awesphobia is a phobia of not being awesome  as barney stinson said “in my body, where the shame gland should be, there is a second awesome gland

Instruction: "dude how can i have awesphobia i mean come on im awesome" What is the definition of "awesphobia"?


"someone who is cheap enough and rich enough to be considered "jew" even if he doesnt practice the rest of the religion

Instruction: ""chris, can i have the ten dollars you owe me?  "no, i don't have it"  "but your 50" What is the definition of "50"?


coke berry

coke berries are the small pieced of cocaine that get stuck visibly inside a cocaine users nose after they do a line

Instruction: "patty had a pretty plump coke berry dangling from her nose, during the meeting with the board of directors" What is the definition of "coke berry"?


alektorophobic

Context: i'm alektorophobic

Instruction: "i'm alektorophobic" What is the definition of "alektorophobic"?


fulicous

Context: that person is tottaly fulicous

Instruction: "that person is tottaly fulicous" What is the definition of "fulicous"?


breachgnome

one who would have the physical characteristics of a large person, but all the other characteristics of a small person

Instruction: "the monstrosity came at me with such agile, i could have sworn he were a breachgnome" What is the definition of "breachgnome"?


sexistential dissapointment

when one pines after another and after much effort finally has intercourse, only to be dissapointed by the reality in comparision to the fantasy

Instruction: "dude, i have been trying to nail that girl for so long, and finally we hit it last night, and man total sexistential dissapointment" What is the definition of "sexistential dissapointment"?


american idol season 7

Context: american idol season 7 rocks

Instruction: "american idol season 7 rocks" What is the definition of "american idol season 7"?


deerk

Context: stop being such a deerk

the combination of being a dork, nerd, and geek

Instruction: "stop being such a deerk" What is the definition of "deerk"?


brozier

Instruction: "the brother needs to be wearing a brozier for them boobies" What is the definition of "brozier"?


arthur park

verb: to arthur park or to be arthur parked

Instruction: "on the ps3 game little big planet, you can effectively slap or arthur park someone towards danger repeatedly until the 'sack person' is killed" What is the definition of "arthur park"?


caack

Context: zach is a no good caack

a insult at a person that is mean in character or just a general insult

Instruction: "zach is a no good caack" What is the definition of "caack"?


caack

Instruction: "ki en tai almost chopped off val venis' caack a few years ago" What is the definition of "caack"?


boobs on thumb

Context: boobs on thumb

when youtubers use a picture of boobs as their thumbnail to attract perverted viewers to their videos and increase the number of views they get

Instruction: "boobs on thumb" What is the definition of "boobs on thumb"?


celeriac

Instruction: "mmm, i could really use some celeriac now" What is the definition of "celeriac"?


awkman

a human being that engages in situations that are always awkward

Instruction: ""oh fuck awkman is here awkman says "fuck your shit, bitch" "" What is the definition of "awkman"?


dawgtastic

Context: yo man, that new whip is dawgtastic

"a term to describe something really cool that you see or encounter

Instruction: "yo man, that new whip is dawgtastic" What is the definition of "dawgtastic"?


binary star

a sick ass underground group that unfortunatley broke up in 2000

Instruction: "reality check is a sick ass song by binary star" What is the definition of "binary star"?


co-givers

two or more people who attach their name to one gift to save money

Instruction: "we could each only afford to spend $20 on a birthday present, so we became co-givers to get one good gift instead of two crappy ones" What is the definition of "co-givers"?


marakis

Context: that matt is such a marakis

Instruction: "that matt is such a marakis" What is the definition of "marakis"?


blitzkrap

"derive from the german word "blitzkrieg" which means lightning war, blitzkrap is the act of lightning shitting

Instruction: ""dude we gotta go the candy shop closes in 5 minutes "okay give me one second and i'll take a blitzkrap" What is the definition of "blitzkrap"?


blitzkrap

noun, turds that enter the toilet with overwhelming force, somtimes used figuratively

Instruction: "you wouldn't believe the blitzkrap i saw shopping at walmart the other day" What is the definition of "blitzkrap"?


bcbt

Instruction: "dave: i got these coilovers for my car for �200 but they broke my spine and i can't get the alignment sorted properly  steve: meh, bcbt" What is the definition of "bcbt"?


anpooma

"acronym for "a number pulled out of my ass"

Instruction: "i told him it was 37%, but that was just anpooma" What is the definition of "anpooma"?


ear-to-ear

Instruction: "explain to me why you don't have an ear-to-ear grin right now" What is the definition of "ear-to-ear"?


dope stars inc

Context: dope stars inc

Instruction: "dope stars inc" What is the definition of "dope stars inc"?


buttaco

Instruction: "let's go to taco bell and get a buttaco now" What is the definition of "buttaco"?


hook alike

Instruction: "person a: hey doesen't that whore kinda look like <famous person c>? person b: yup a perfect hook alike" What is the definition of "hook alike"?


armin van buuren

"world-famous dj from the netherlands, often abbreviated as avb

Instruction: "a: wow, armin van buuren played in our local club yesterday, that was the best trance night ever" What is the definition of "armin van buuren"?


chickee

Context: i love you so much chickee

chickee is the name for the most amazing female in your life, she's caring, sexy, and lovable

Instruction: "i love you so much chickee" What is the definition of "chickee"?


edipus

Context: shut your face, edipus

the classic greek story of a son who killed his father in order to mack his his mother

Instruction: "shut your face, edipus" What is the definition of "edipus"?


bushfiend

a bushfiend is one who lurks and lives in bushes

Instruction: ""hey is that the hulk? "no, smell his feet, he's a bushfiend" What is the definition of "bushfiend"?


ass cat

Context: "man,jammie is such an ass cat

casn be used to describe someone who is an idiot and make yourself sound cool at the same time

Instruction: ""man,jammie is such an ass cat" What is the definition of "ass cat"?


fashion cents

money that is used to buy clothing/accessories

Instruction: "stacey: her clothes are so out of date rita: it's because she has no fashion cents and can't afford the latest trends" What is the definition of "fashion cents"?


freshold

Instruction: "blech, i think this milk has crossed the freshold" What is the definition of "freshold"?


dumbledore pussy

when a female's vagina is as loose and as wide as a wizard's sleeve

Instruction: "he lost his wand in her dumbledore pussy" What is the definition of "dumbledore pussy"?


epenesa

an awesome girl with a good sense of humour

Instruction: "person 1: you're such an epenesa person 2: thanks" What is the definition of "epenesa"?


bossume

being a boss and awesome at the same time

Instruction: "that guy's bossume if he can get laid and drunk and remember what happened last night" What is the definition of "bossume"?


chadia

Context: oh look, theres chadia

Instruction: "oh look, theres chadia" What is the definition of "chadia"?


a stoner

a cannibis enthusiast that also is of long hair and listens to mostly (if not only) rock and roll music

Instruction: "there is a stoner at school that always cuts class to get high and listen to tunes on the radio" What is the definition of "a stoner"?


mayo sandwich

Instruction: "peter north: ready for this facial?  girl:no, i'd rather you give me a mayo sandwich" What is the definition of "mayo sandwich"?


mayo sandwich

when you jizz in between a hoes titties, squeeze her melons together, and have her lick the cum in between them

Instruction: "last night my bitch was hungry so i made her a mayo sandwich extra salty just the way she likes" What is the definition of "mayo sandwich"?


mayo sandwich

when you jizz in between a hoes' titties, squeeze her melons together, and have her lick the cum in between them

Instruction: "last night my bitch was hungry so i made her a mayo sandwich extra salty just the way she likes it" What is the definition of "mayo sandwich"?


Context: wow, it's already 2k8

the current year, 2008 aka 2k8!  and correction to the other definition, as much as you hate george bush he doesn't leave office until january 20th of 2009

Instruction: "wow, it's already 2k8" What is the definition of "2k8"?


Instruction: "bob: when will the next election take place? james: in 2k8  pballer12345: man the ion is the best gun on the planet" What is the definition of "2k8"?


Instruction: "the wanker before clearly knows nothing of politics thats why they think bush is leaving office in 2k8 and are so happy about it" What is the definition of "2k8"?


boney dony

when a native american dips his balls in your eye sockets and then scalps you

Instruction: "did you see drew give ryan the old boney dony last night?" What is the definition of "boney dony"?


ass pals

two dudes that pump the ass, usually together

Instruction: "yo paco i saw you bro'in with bobby last night, you guys ass pals or what homie?" What is the definition of "ass pals"?


anti whore

Instruction: "anyone wearing a purity ring is an anti whore" What is the definition of "anti whore"?


alabama mammy

Instruction: "aww man, your grandma walked in on me jacking it last night, and got the wrong impression, she gave me an alabama mammy" What is the definition of "alabama mammy"?


brothers past

Context: brothers past is the sickest band ever

- an *awesome* philly based band - sound like pink floyd meeets radiohead meets disco biscuits - www

Instruction: "brothers past is the sickest band ever" What is the definition of "brothers past"?


cidex-warrior

a person who voluntarily consumes copious amounts of cheap, strong, dry white cider

Instruction: "check out that cidex-warrior necking that frosty jacks" What is the definition of "cidex-warrior"?


anal plumber

Context: call the anal plumber

Instruction: "call the anal plumber" What is the definition of "anal plumber"?


addicting games

addicting games is a game website where many free games (and a la carte extras for those games) are released

Instruction: "-10 year old kid: let's see what new games are on addicting games today" What is the definition of "addicting games"?


burango

Context: you are a silly burango

Instruction: "you are a silly burango" What is the definition of "burango"?


child of the night

all creatures that come out and roam during the night

Instruction: ""did you know that i'm a of the child of the night" What is the definition of "child of the night"?


dunching

munching on a delicious snack whilst taking a dump

Instruction: "i was hungry but i was taking a dump so i decided to start dunching" What is the definition of "dunching"?


biofuel

Context: biofuel is created from soybeans

Instruction: "biofuel is created from soybeans" What is the definition of "biofuel"?


habbabaduty

Context: rise and shine and habbabaduty

Instruction: "rise and shine and habbabaduty" What is the definition of "habbabaduty"?


crotch crusader

Instruction: "we didn't know elizabeth was a crotch crusader" What is the definition of "crotch crusader"?


cinco de mayo

Context: man, i got so wasted on cinco de mayo

a beer-fest that occurs on may 5 of the year, with lots of tequila and margaritas

Instruction: "man, i got so wasted on cinco de mayo" What is the definition of "cinco de mayo"?


cinco de mayo

a time when all of ll posts mexican jokes on the boards and then faps

Instruction: "cinco de mayo consists of 1) a joke, then 2) fapping 1)joke(eg" What is the definition of "cinco de mayo"?


cinco de mayo

a mayonnaise extract that is a rare delicacy in the southern united states

Instruction: ""1) "hey jon, how's the burger?" "it's good, but we should put some cinco de mayo on this bitch" What is the definition of "cinco de mayo"?


cinco de mayo

contrary to a surprising public belief, cindo de mayo is not a holiday of independance

Instruction: "cinco de mayo is not mexican independance day" What is the definition of "cinco de mayo"?


blink wink

when you're listening to or watching something really boring and trying to stay awake

Instruction: "1) reading computer manuals makes me blink wink 2) watching tidelands is a total blink wink film" What is the definition of "blink wink"?


bathedininsanity

insane bishie boy who wuvvles all the women, and some of 'da men

Instruction: ""hey, there goes that sexy bathedininsanity" What is the definition of "bathedininsanity"?


butt tea

butt tea is defined as severe diarrhea that is watery in nature

Instruction: "john had a case of butt tea after drinking all night" What is the definition of "butt tea"?


father mocker

the closest you can get to cursing without actually cursing

Instruction: "jon: did you hear kelly say father mocker in math today? i thought mr" What is the definition of "father mocker"?


bitchy butterfly

this is someone who will first stare at you, look away and slowly blink as he or she is judging you in his or her mind

Instruction: "i was just telling them a simple joke but that one girl was just being a bitchy butterfly" What is the definition of "bitchy butterfly"?


deadbang

Instruction: "youuuu up for a thresomee bbz?  nahhhh  deadbang" What is the definition of "deadbang"?


danishing

Context: daemien, you look danishing today

Instruction: "daemien, you look danishing today" What is the definition of "danishing"?


ademarie

a beautiful girl who always has boys staring at her

Instruction: "mike: hey, cole, did you see that hot chick?  cole: yeah, she's a total ademarie" What is the definition of "ademarie"?


bizzlefidsnatch

Context: be quiet you bizzlefidsnatch

Instruction: "be quiet you bizzlefidsnatch" What is the definition of "bizzlefidsnatch"?


lat

"lat is an acronym for "lightning and thunder"

Instruction: ""guy 1:" did you know that lightning is faster than thunder?" guy 2:" no, but i have heard of lat" What is the definition of "lat"?


lat

"noun or adjective: "living apart together"

Instruction: ""although we used to share an apartment, now we are lat" What is the definition of "lat"?


lat

Context: michael: isaac, you are so lat

Instruction: "michael: isaac, you are so lat" What is the definition of "lat"?


lat

acronym for lil' ames texas, the hood of liberty county

Instruction: "man i got to make a trip down to the lat to get some rocks for that beeza that rode my skeeza" What is the definition of "lat"?


lat

"lat is an acronym for "lightning and thunder"

Instruction: ""guy 1:" did you know that lightning is faster than thunder?" guy 2:" no, but i have heard of lat" What is the definition of "lat"?


lat

"noun or adjective: "living apart together"

Instruction: ""although we used to share an apartment, now we are lat" What is the definition of "lat"?


lat

Context: michael: isaac, you are so lat

Instruction: "michael: isaac, you are so lat" What is the definition of "lat"?


lat

acronym for lil' ames texas, the hood of liberty county

Instruction: "man i got to make a trip down to the lat to get some rocks for that beeza that rode my skeeza" What is the definition of "lat"?


regular guy

a guy who is humble, down-to-earth, open and honest, easy to get along with, and generally well-versed about all the usual things people do

Instruction: "rodney dangerfield's character in caddyshack is rich and wild and probably hasn't picked up a drill in years, but he's still a regular guy" What is the definition of "regular guy"?


gump feather

a person who has a touch of adhd and cannot be contained

Instruction: "you need to out a leash on that girl, she's such a gump feather" What is the definition of "gump feather"?


blandsome

good looking, but you would lose him in a crowd

Instruction: "while generally attractive, being a trendvestite, he was utterly blandsome" What is the definition of "blandsome"?


air france

Instruction: "the hookers on miracle mile are so air france" What is the definition of "air france"?


lost soul

somebody who has no direction in his/her life, a lost soul can have many acquaintances but never any real close friends

Instruction: "your lost soul will not take you anywhere in your life" What is the definition of "lost soul"?


lost soul

the part of a cut off or otherwise broken poo that remains inside the rectum

Instruction: "i was in a hurry and now i've got to fly to new york with a lost soul" What is the definition of "lost soul"?


aim faggot

Context: babiie iluvu: u kno im lyk a aim faggot

yah itz da ppl dat talk like dis  see: [chatspeak]

Instruction: "babiie iluvu: u kno im lyk a aim faggot" What is the definition of "aim faggot"?


chillination in the nation

Instruction: "what�s up dude? - na nothing, just chillination in the nation" What is the definition of "chillination in the nation"?


empty my ballast tank

Context: i'm gonna go empty my ballast tank

Instruction: "i'm gonna go empty my ballast tank" What is the definition of "empty my ballast tank"?


lajia

Context: lajia is a name

Instruction: "lajia is a name" What is the definition of "lajia"?


crisis zone

Context: crisis zone needs to be two player

Instruction: "crisis zone needs to be two player" What is the definition of "crisis zone"?


opinii

Context: omg that opinii guy is so cute

Instruction: "omg that opinii guy is so cute" What is the definition of "opinii"?


ass clapper

Instruction: "yo man your girlfriend is an ass clapper" What is the definition of "ass clapper"?


aei gamisou

Context: aei gamisou re malaka

Instruction: "aei gamisou re malaka" What is the definition of "aei gamisou"?


ipeople

people who are so consumed in their ipod culture that they never are actually seen without earbuds in their ear, and an ipod proudly displayed

Instruction: ""mark:"dude, does john still have his earbuds in?" matt:"dude, john is one of those ipeople" What is the definition of "ipeople"?


fuck puppy

Context: that bitch is nothing but a fuck puppy

a sex toy (person) that is usually a slutty woman

Instruction: "that bitch is nothing but a fuck puppy" What is the definition of "fuck puppy"?


bravarian muscle fuck

the act of placing one's penis between the breasts of germanic woman, while drinking a stein of beer

Instruction: "i spilled my last warsteiner while that smokin fraulein gave me a bravarian muscle fuck" What is the definition of "bravarian muscle fuck"?


beelzebubba

Context: beelzebubba is in my heart and soul

Instruction: "beelzebubba is in my heart and soul" What is the definition of "beelzebubba"?


briggsycide

an evil pesticide which kills anything from human to amoeba in an instant

Instruction: "the cornfields were raped bare by briggsycide" What is the definition of "briggsycide"?


britney spearsed it

when wearing a short skirt and you flash your crotch while getting out of a vehicle

Instruction: "i totally britney spearsed it getting out of my boyfriends truck last night, thank god i was wearing underwear and no one saw me" What is the definition of "britney spearsed it"?


ell dude

Context: hi my name is ell dude

Instruction: "hi my name is ell dude" What is the definition of "ell dude"?


ell dude

Context: ell dude is not the kewlies

a guy who likes to spank chuckhacks with his wang

Instruction: "ell dude is not the kewlies" What is the definition of "ell dude"?


ell dude

Context: i'm an ell dude type of guy, you know?

Instruction: "i'm an ell dude type of guy, you know?" What is the definition of "ell dude"?


ell dude

Context: hey, look over there, it's ell dude

Instruction: "hey, look over there, it's ell dude" What is the definition of "ell dude"?


porcelain  fudge

Context: that porcelain  fudge is quite chunky

those nasty brown streaks left in the toilette after flushing a large and/or sticky turd

Instruction: "that porcelain  fudge is quite chunky" What is the definition of "porcelain  fudge"?


jizznote

instead of using a tissue, a male climaxes onto a plain white piece of paper and then folds it into note-form

Instruction: "i wouldn't accuse tommy of masterbating, but i found a jizznote by the computer" What is the definition of "jizznote"?


anthropometaphorical

a term for anthropomorphization of metaphorical terms coined by the infamous mr

Instruction: "the tiny dial in my head spun off wildly into it's own anthropometaphorical adventures" What is the definition of "anthropometaphorical"?


23 skippoo

the crafty maneuver employed by a male during urination when he unexpectedly realizes that he must also defecate

Instruction: "a rookie who attempts the 23 skippoo may end up buying new hand towels" What is the definition of "23 skippoo"?


amfig

adi�s mother fucker(s) i'm gone  origin: possibly the military (i learned it in the army)

Instruction: "amfig is usually used as a way of saying goodbye after a hard day or after a 24 hour duty shift" What is the definition of "amfig"?


biterature

biterature is a combination, or portmanteau, of the words bite (from sound bite for instance) and literature (written works)

Instruction: "the biterature of the great advertising copywriters of the mid-twentieth century is very popular in 2053" What is the definition of "biterature"?


happy world

a word used to decribe your spaced out world

Instruction: "what is danell look ing at?  oh he's just inn his happy world" What is the definition of "happy world"?


bacer

Instruction: ""as in "you have a chute(cute) widdle(little) bacer (face)""" What is the definition of "bacer"?


bacer

Instruction: "yo home slice, we're hitting up the back field with some bacer" What is the definition of "bacer"?


bacer

Instruction: "yo home slice, we're hitting up the back field with some bacer" What is the definition of "bacer"?


bacer

Instruction: ""as in "you have a chute(cute) widdle(little) bacer (face)""" What is the definition of "bacer"?


bacer

Instruction: "yo home slice, we're hitting up the back field with some bacer" What is the definition of "bacer"?


bacer

Instruction: "yo home slice, we're hitting up the back field with some bacer" What is the definition of "bacer"?


banker's slap

the action of slapping someone with a money filled wallet or a brick of money

Instruction: "ted: hey bill your a broke jerk  bill: thats it feel the wrath of the banker's slap" What is the definition of "banker's slap"?


cluster fuck

miltary term for a situation caused by too many inept officers, cluster referring to the insignia worn my majors and lt

Instruction: "the planning for this operation was a complete cluster fuck" What is the definition of "cluster fuck"?


cluster fuck

military use:  a situation where nothing will go right, casaulties will occur, evac will not happen, often engineered by the stupid

Instruction: ""the bradley got brewed up at the same time inbound arty started dropping, and the whole deal turned into a giant cluster fuck" What is the definition of "cluster fuck"?


irish threesome

having sex with two girls within a 3 day period

Instruction: "cody got his penis chopped off when verna found out he had an irish threesome with her and laura" What is the definition of "irish threesome"?


coralis

1) codeword for cocaine 2) boxer in ea sports fight night

Instruction: "1) lets go blow some coralis and play super nintendo 2) diego coralis is giving out mad blows to the face" What is the definition of "coralis"?


booboop

Instruction: "yo i rolled up on son, and i was like booboop next thing he knew he was on the floor" What is the definition of "booboop"?


boopsed

Context: b�ruv, you got boopsed

Instruction: "b�ruv, you got boopsed" What is the definition of "boopsed"?


boopsed

to accidentally hit, bump or scrape a woman's cans in passing or when trying to have a catch and the item in transit makes contact with said cans

Instruction: ""[man and woman reach for same ice cream cone, man bumps woman's boob]  woman: "yuh boopsed me" What is the definition of "boopsed"?


carnivale

hbo drama set during the great depression which follows a travelling carnival throughout the southwestern us

Instruction: "i watch carnivale every week because i'm ever so special" What is the definition of "carnivale"?


carnivale

a period of time lasting a few days, normally spanning over a weekend, when two  individuals (sparrow and wad) are reunited

Instruction: ""sparrow is in studio, so i say to marcus, "hey, it's carnivale" What is the definition of "carnivale"?


insta-boner

something/someone/ some action so intensely attractive the viewer immediately has an erection

Instruction: "dude, when i saw that picture i got a mega insta-boner" What is the definition of "insta-boner"?


insta-boner

a stiffy obtained merely from seeing a bangin chick

Instruction: ""phil: "dude, denise gave me such an insta-boner last night" What is the definition of "insta-boner"?


cheer sex

while a chick in a short skirt looking extremely hot raises her skirt and keeps eye contact with one person in the crowd

Instruction: "that whore was giving my boyfriend cheer sex" What is the definition of "cheer sex"?


combat rock

a combat rock is a individual of free spirit

Instruction: "oh you're a rock aye? fuck yeah combat rock" What is the definition of "combat rock"?


floofy

Context: in the 80's many women had floofy hair

Instruction: "in the 80's many women had floofy hair" What is the definition of "floofy"?


floofy

Context: my boyfriend's hair is floofy

adjective- soft and malleable in texture

Instruction: "my boyfriend's hair is floofy" What is the definition of "floofy"?


floofy

Context: (n) [chris evans] has a floofy

a male's butt that has the perfect amont of flatness and poofiness - not too flat, and not too poofy! can be used as an adjective or a noun

Instruction: "(n) [chris evans] has a floofy" What is the definition of "floofy"?


antallergic

Instruction: "antihistamines are antallergic substances" What is the definition of "antallergic"?


beer titty

Instruction: "i love that my beer stays cold for so long in my beer titty" What is the definition of "beer titty"?


boy scouts of america

an organization dedicated to providing fundamental life-skills and leadership training for young men and women

Instruction: "neil armstrong was an eagle scout in the boy scouts of america" What is the definition of "boy scouts of america"?


boy scouts of america

Context: the boy scouts of america

to all those who have written or heard negatively about the bsa as a whole, not all participants in the scouting movement are: bigoted, right-wing, pro-life, vindictive, scum-sucking bastards

Instruction: "the boy scouts of america" What is the definition of "boy scouts of america"?


boy scouts of america

america's finest youth organization that provides guidance and fun for millions of fine young men

Instruction: "neil armstrong is an eagle scout of the boy scouts of america" What is the definition of "boy scouts of america"?


bitee

Instruction: "the bitee was wearing flip-flops and carrying a slice of salmon pizza; funeral arrangements are pending" What is the definition of "bitee"?


chinge su marde

Context: chinge su marde ese

its like saying mother fucker but in spanish

Instruction: "chinge su marde ese" What is the definition of "chinge su marde"?


chebubba

a pet name or nickname for a a pleasantly plump individual who feels no shame in delighting in sweets and yum-yums on a regular basis

Instruction: "that little boy over there who is double-fisting cupcakes and washing them down with chocolate milk is such a chebubba" What is the definition of "chebubba"?


battle shits

the grueling cotest involving two people weighing in, before taking shits in adjacent bathroom stalls

Instruction: ""this sunday on pay-per-view, chip brown "streaks" will square off against brian "the human corn cannery" harrell in a battle shits contest for the world title" What is the definition of "battle shits"?


debognotised

to have put [make-up], [paint], [ink] or [similarly] pigmented substance on someone

Instruction: "we debognotised our friend last night with magic marker pens" What is the definition of "debognotised"?


amsyar

Context: user 1: hey amsyar

a guy who likes quiksilver stuff and boobies

Instruction: "user 1: hey amsyar" What is the definition of "amsyar"?


indiana jones boulder

when a large man/woman rolls on top of you while you wear a fedora

Instruction: "a: man, did you see chris? he paid that whore to indiana jones boulder him last night" What is the definition of "indiana jones boulder"?


bocce ball

Context: bocce ball that ho

to cram ones scrodum and testis into a woman's vagina

Instruction: "bocce ball that ho" What is the definition of "bocce ball"?


assholic beverage

Context: " i'm such an assholic beverage tim

"a combination of the words alcoholic with being a "ass" plus beverage

Instruction: "" i'm such an assholic beverage tim" What is the definition of "assholic beverage"?


fremd

the name of a really conformist school located in palatine, illinois where half the students are ap and the other half are dumbasses

Instruction: "i graduated from fremd high school in 7 years" What is the definition of "fremd"?


fremd

a school in palatine, illinois where all the kids are cocky motherfuckers

Instruction: "random fremd faggot: hey dude, i go to fremd" What is the definition of "fremd"?


smem

Instruction: "liz: omg i'm so bored, somebody pleeeease smem" What is the definition of "smem"?


smem

the yellowish discharge from the vagina of a woman with a yeast infection

Instruction: "robbin excused herself to scrape the dried smem from her panties" What is the definition of "smem"?


ghetto drop

"a ghetto drop is an american beer cocktail that is drunk as a bomb shot, similar to a boilermaker or the irish car bomb

Instruction: "ben: you want an irish car bomb?  mike: nah, i'll just stick to the ghetto drop tonight, bro" What is the definition of "ghetto drop"?


chivacious

Context: that chivette is so chivacious

Instruction: "that chivette is so chivacious" What is the definition of "chivacious"?


aurolac

Context: wa ce aurolac era ala

"romanian word for "homeless"  also use to say that somebody is stupid"

Instruction: "wa ce aurolac era ala" What is the definition of "aurolac"?


anella

anella's we so gorgeous but sometimes they tend to be a true bitch

Instruction: "i dated a grill but i broke up with her because she was an anella" What is the definition of "anella"?


mahontroll

Context: mahontroll gana de nuevo

fucker de la vida, actua desde las sombras, se mea en la cara del @m0scar

Instruction: "mahontroll gana de nuevo" What is the definition of "mahontroll"?


chalookinat

"a confrontational way of saying "you're eyes have wandered onto me or something i have pride in, and i would greatly appreciate it if you would kindly avert your gaze

Instruction: "*a pimped our ride rolls up with the bass thumping and the uncool one dares to look* chalookinat" What is the definition of "chalookinat"?


antiquarius

an aquarian who is nothing like what an aquarian should be in character, behavior, attitude, etc

Instruction: "the age of the antiquarius is upon us, war and misery abound" What is the definition of "antiquarius"?


chutney punch

it's when you punch someone in the bum bum

Instruction: "that chutney punch got me right on the itchy brown eye you sperm licker" What is the definition of "chutney punch"?


lindsey fazio

a very smart, pretty, caring, loyal, trustworthy girl

Instruction: "lindsey fazio is the most amazing girl on the world" What is the definition of "lindsey fazio"?


∞ base

when one does so many bases, that the have an infinite orgasm

Instruction: "me: i began running past [4th base], and kept on going to ∞ base" What is the definition of "∞ base"?


bondian

of or relating to characters, objects, music, etc

Instruction: "osama bin laden likes to think of himself as a great bondian villian, but we all know he's just a chump" What is the definition of "bondian"?


bitrollar

a word used for describing trolls on the internet - or real life - that have multiple sides to them

Instruction: "a bitrollar troll could be a very smart, intelligent individual who trolls professionally at one moment, and suddenly turn into stupid idiots who flame everything for every reason" What is the definition of "bitrollar"?


boobiquitous gaze

a term for the effect created by certain people who give the impression that their eyes are following a pair of sweet boobs

Instruction: "note to self: never take johnny to the beach again, he keeps creeping girls out with his boobiquitous gaze" What is the definition of "boobiquitous gaze"?


duchman

Context: he did a duchman move

Instruction: "he did a duchman move" What is the definition of "duchman"?


fair dincum

originally meaning 'good work' in eastern england, it is now australian slang for 'ain't it the truth!'

Instruction: "'i'll slip her a crafty length of hairy hampton, fair dincum i will, mate" What is the definition of "fair dincum"?


vaginaplasty

a plastic surgery procedure where the vagina is modified usually for aesthetic purposes

Instruction: "hammy tammy underwent a routine vaginaplasty so the boys wouldn't tease her" What is the definition of "vaginaplasty"?


christmas goose

a girl who gets horny around the holiday season, and gets fucked by as many guys as possible

Instruction: ""guy 1: "what's you're favourite part about christmas?" guy 2: "the christmas goose kiid" What is the definition of "christmas goose"?


christmas goose

a sexual act, or acts, that aim to impress and satisfy someone in bed

Instruction: "#1: it was his birthday so i gave him the christmas goose" What is the definition of "christmas goose"?


stonemuffin

a person that gets completely fried or stoned before school or any other event where it isnt good to show up under the influence

Instruction: ""that bitch is a stonemuffin a what? "stone muffin" What is the definition of "stonemuffin"?


dumb ass

Instruction: "ryan, you are such a dumb ass for playing baseball with broken bones" What is the definition of "dumb ass"?


dumb ass

Instruction: "you are a dumb ass for not knowing what the word dumb ass means" What is the definition of "dumb ass"?


boner bonus

Instruction: ""terry: "why do you watch adult cam shows?"  dave: "because websites like boner bonus give me free cash, ldo" What is the definition of "boner bonus"?


cum sucker

Context: ingo is such a cum sucker

Instruction: "ingo is such a cum sucker" What is the definition of "cum sucker"?


cum sucker

Context: "ben lynch is a cum sucker

a butt fuck who sucks cum, or a cum sucking butt fuck

Instruction: ""ben lynch is a cum sucker" What is the definition of "cum sucker"?


abercrombie and fitch

a retail line where if they suddenly decided that breathing wasn't cool, half the people in this world, especially the preps, would die

Instruction: "wow, that article on abercrombie and fitch is so cool" What is the definition of "abercrombie and fitch"?


abercrombie and fitch

Instruction: ""first off, i used to work as an in store model in the london store of abercrombie and fitch" What is the definition of "abercrombie and fitch"?


a free 10 minutes to do whatever you want while your teacher attempts to make the smartboard work

Instruction: "oh she's trying to turn on the smart board auto10" What is the definition of "auto10"?


banana orgy

excessive indulgence in bananas at a party

Instruction: "are you ready for the banana orgy in room a711?" What is the definition of "banana orgy"?


cunt-book-bitch

Context: dude, you're such a cunt-book-bitch

Instruction: "dude, you're such a cunt-book-bitch" What is the definition of "cunt-book-bitch"?


dirty fish hook

when you stick yer finger up a chick's poop chute, hop on her back, stick yer finger in her mouth, and give the 'ol fish hook

Instruction: "clay couldn't wait to give his wife the dirty fish hook and make her taste her own feces" What is the definition of "dirty fish hook"?


dirty fish hook

"when your doing a girl doggystyle, after inserting your finger in her butt, you reach up and fish hook her

Instruction: "man, last weekend i caught the biggest girl in the bar with a dirty fish hook" What is the definition of "dirty fish hook"?


blizzum

Context: that asian girl got caught in a blizzum

blizzard of jizzum caused by either natural atmospheric conditions or a common house fan

Instruction: "that asian girl got caught in a blizzum" What is the definition of "blizzum"?


chilly meters

Instruction: "he could tell how cold it was because her chilly meters were showing" What is the definition of "chilly meters"?


cumnuts

Instruction: "dude, why are there cumnuts on your floor" What is the definition of "cumnuts"?


chickenback

when a white girl shaves her pussy and doesn't maintain it it develops a five o'clock shadow resembling the way a raw chicken looks before cooking

Instruction: "i can't stand it when girls shave their whole pussies, the chickenback gives me rugburn" What is the definition of "chickenback"?


barkitude

Instruction: "go let that dog out, i can't stand his barkitude" What is the definition of "barkitude"?


cafternoon break

a lengthy coffee break taken in mid afternoon

Instruction: "nah, i was too late, he was gone for cafternoon break" What is the definition of "cafternoon break"?


chodabeard

Context: you might want to trim that chodabeard

Instruction: "you might want to trim that chodabeard" What is the definition of "chodabeard"?


cleaning the basement

Instruction: "haha i'll go out with you when im cleaning the basement " What is the definition of "cleaning the basement "?


asmodeusism

Context: do you believe in asmodeusism

a belief in [asmodeus worship] whether or not you practice it and/or in [asmodeus] as a supernatural being who is a god of sex

Instruction: "do you believe in asmodeusism" What is the definition of "asmodeusism"?


beer laundering

when your contribution to a beer cooler is of shitty quality and not up to par of present beer in said cooler

Instruction: "hey, what the fuck are you doing, you beer laundering muther fucking piece of shit??? why do you put natty ice in with sam adam's and expect to drink good beer?" What is the definition of "beer laundering"?


5 penny whore

a whore who is willing to provide services for 5 pennies

Instruction: "for his bachelor party, they all chipped in and got a 5 penny whore at the crack house" What is the definition of "5 penny whore"?


choco booty

Instruction: "dude you got so drunk and demarcus gave you massive choco booty last night" What is the definition of "choco booty"?


cumikazi

a person who would like to kill another human being by way of shooting their [jizz] at another person

Instruction: "the cumikazi ended up getting his ass beaten so hard that he cried like a little girl" What is the definition of "cumikazi"?


cumikazi

when fellatio is being performed by a woman hesitant to ingest, the male pulls out at the moment of ejaculation and blasts the left eye of the wench, screaming cumikazi!

Instruction: "i [dear jane'd] francisella by using the cumikazi maneuver" What is the definition of "cumikazi"?


cumikazi

Instruction: "that loyal [gook] girlfriend of yours sucked my dick so much that she should be called a cumikazi" What is the definition of "cumikazi"?


bbfm

Context: this game is sooooooooooo bbfm

Instruction: "this game is sooooooooooo bbfm" What is the definition of "bbfm"?


ice queen

Context: that's why they call me the ice queen

a sweet and beautiful girl, who is rumored to be cold blooded and heartless

Instruction: "that's why they call me the ice queen" What is the definition of "ice queen"?


ice queen

Context: fine, don't go out with me, ice queen

Instruction: "fine, don't go out with me, ice queen" What is the definition of "ice queen"?


ice queen

a boss ass bitch who doesn't care about what anybody thinks

Instruction: ""you look ratchet "fuck you, i'm ice queen" What is the definition of "ice queen"?


ice queen

Context: hey paul, you're an ice queen bud

Instruction: "hey paul, you're an ice queen bud" What is the definition of "ice queen"?


college coffee

when you replace the water with red-bull when brewing a coffee

Instruction: "tommy woke up and made a college coffee to get to his 8am class" What is the definition of "college coffee"?


eliav

someone who can juggle, fly hot air balloons, dances to funk music, and can sell you the pants you are wearing

Instruction: ""why do you have to be so eliav "that was a nice eliav""" What is the definition of "eliav"?


cheese touch

Instruction: "*see someone you realy dont like* *hit them* cheese touch" What is the definition of "cheese touch"?


a sam wright

Context: stu had a sam wright last night

when you have a flaccid penis while tying to engage in sexual intercourse

Instruction: "stu had a sam wright last night" What is the definition of "a sam wright"?


bologna cakes

meat stacked in a pie form or that son of bitch who called me fat

Instruction: "fat ugly guy-hey man i just kicked ur ass you-o thats bologna cakes" What is the definition of "bologna cakes"?


freecycler

a person who lists their unneeded/unwanted items online and freely gives them to a person who can use them

Instruction: "i met a great freecycler today who gave me their old bicycle" What is the definition of "freecycler"?


freecycler

(noun) a person that uses the internet to give away items they no longer want in order to keep from filling land fills

Instruction: "mr oey is an avid freecycler in california" What is the definition of "freecycler"?


alabama pipeline

a sex act where the man takes a shit and the woman uses the solid baton like turd as a dildo

Instruction: "i gave my girlfriend an alabama pipeline last night" What is the definition of "alabama pipeline"?


alabama pipeline

shitting into a condom and shoving the condom down girls throat and then cumming in her mouth

Instruction: "last nite my girlfriend took an alabama pipeline in the mouth" What is the definition of "alabama pipeline"?


awetastic

Context: man, that jump was awetastic

Instruction: "man, that jump was awetastic" What is the definition of "awetastic"?


awetastic

Instruction: "it would be awetastic to own that prototype porsche" What is the definition of "awetastic"?


confuuuuused

Context: i am very confuuuuused

Instruction: "i am very confuuuuused" What is the definition of "confuuuuused"?


chima choke

when one team blows a big lead in a two on two foosball game

Instruction: "we had a big comeback when they suffered the chima choke" What is the definition of "chima choke"?


constupid

"being both confused and stupid simultaneously

Instruction: "you're worse than confused--you're constupid" What is the definition of "constupid"?


leg drop

using your legs to pin, and or injure another person with style and grace

Instruction: "damnn did you see miguel leg drop those two women on stage last night? that dude knows whats up" What is the definition of "leg drop"?


leg drop

"a women who is definitely overweight and sloppy, but has not quite reached the status of bohemeth

Instruction: "that leg drop bout broke my knee cap when she fell on me" What is the definition of "leg drop"?


anata wa

"it basically means "you are" in japanese transliteration

Instruction: "japanese transliteration: anata wa baka desu" What is the definition of "anata wa"?


anti-masturbatory

"something that halts or reduces one's urge to jack off

Instruction: "i was getting busy looking at porn then i heard the most anti-masturbatory thing ever: meatwad from [adult swim]'s aqua teen hunger force's voice" What is the definition of "anti-masturbatory"?


bazine

Context: 1) bazine

1) to exclaim something with much emotion 2) a city in kansas

Instruction: "1) bazine" What is the definition of "bazine"?


a gummer

Instruction: "i drove down main street to pick up a toothless crack whore hooker to get a gummer" What is the definition of "a gummer"?


annipie

Context: i hit that girl of in the annipie

reffering to a girls anus, combining the common term pie, which is sometimes used to describe a vagina , and the word anus ,together you get annipie

Instruction: "i hit that girl of in the annipie" What is the definition of "annipie"?


doomoss

"the ingrown hair between two eyebrows, see  "unibrow"   alos a dumba$$"

Instruction: ""you really should pluck your doomoss "that guy is such a doomoss" What is the definition of "doomoss"?


charismatic enigma

it's a person usually who mysteriously possessing an extraordinary ability to attract

Instruction: "damn dude , this boy is a charismatic enigma" What is the definition of "charismatic enigma"?


tom cruise

a person who will reduce themselves to doing absolutely ridiculous acts to avoid being labeled as a homosexual

Instruction: "tom cruise danced around like a damn fool on the oprah show, trying to convince us all that he just looooves katie holmes" What is the definition of "tom cruise"?


tom cruise

Context: tom cruise is wack

a loopy-ass muthafucka who jumps up on sofas and embarasses dawson's girlfriend all the time

Instruction: "tom cruise is wack" What is the definition of "tom cruise"?


tom cruise

Instruction: "did you notice how katie holmes dissappeared from the world for two weeks?  she's gone totally tom cruise" What is the definition of "tom cruise"?


tom cruise

"a really crappy actor who is trying to promote scientology *see also fraud* but doing a really bad job of it

Instruction: "guy 1 - who's that guy freaking out on the news? guy 2 - o that's tom cruise" What is the definition of "tom cruise"?


gimpatron

Context: 'oh ben you are an absolute gimpatron

a gimpatron or albatron is someone who can ask stupid questions like 'what can i get on pizza hut's lunch buffet?' and is basically a loser

Instruction: "'oh ben you are an absolute gimpatron" What is the definition of "gimpatron"?


gimpatron

Context: ah ur such a gimpatron

a gimpatron is a loser who sits at home all day watching super ted and is a flamboyant gay-------mwahaha

Instruction: "ah ur such a gimpatron" What is the definition of "gimpatron"?


gimpatron

a gimpatron is a collection of guilds or clans in an online game that band together to attempt encounters that would be otherwise impossible for the individual organizations

Instruction: "the guilds alliance pvpers, fallout, and its over 9000 are going to try to gimpatron doom lord kazzak today, i bet that will be a wipefest" What is the definition of "gimpatron"?


gertrude splash

during a [blumpkin] in an outhouse, the receiver simultaneously releases a turd and spreads his legs to allow the splash to hit the giver in the face

Instruction: "i got the sweetest gertrude splash at the carnival the other night" What is the definition of "gertrude splash"?


choccy d

Context: can i have a choccy d please?

Instruction: "can i have a choccy d please?" What is the definition of "choccy d"?


damphyr

a medieval idea of a [vampire]/human hybrid

Instruction: "being neither fully human nor fully vampire, the damphyr was trusted by neither race" What is the definition of "damphyr"?


gary glitter

former uk [glam rock] [god] but now a sad bald old [pervert] with a liking for little girls especially [asian] ones ,awaiting trial in [vietnam]

Instruction: "q:what does gary glitter and kodak film have in common? a:they both come in little yellow boxes" What is the definition of "gary glitter"?


gary glitter

Instruction: ""wheres charles?, elizabeth pondered out loud,"he's in the gary glitter taking camilla up the gary glitter" replied philip"" What is the definition of "gary glitter"?


gary glitter

"king of glam rock, wore a wig, and got arrested for sending his pc for repair with hundreds of child pornography photos on the hdd

Instruction: "gary glitter owns a house near a red light district in thailand" What is the definition of "gary glitter"?


gary glitter

slang for doing someone up the shitter or poo pipe (anal sex)

Instruction: "my missus loves it when i give it to her up the gary glitter" What is the definition of "gary glitter"?


chunkfart

1)when you try to fart, but just end up shitting yourself and producing lumpy craps  2)a rediculously annoying person- mostly refers to someone's much younger sibling

Instruction: "1)johnny made a fool of himself during the farting contest, when he thought he was going to blast the mother of 'em all, and did a chunkfart instead" What is the definition of "chunkfart"?


lizbet

Context: lizbet is an awesome girl

Instruction: "lizbet is an awesome girl" What is the definition of "lizbet"?


brazilian speed walking

advanced sex position, and variation of the [walking 69]

Instruction: "with rio de janeiro hosting the 2016 olympics, dick and jane have been seen brushing up on brazilian speed walking throughout the neighbourhood" What is the definition of "brazilian speed walking"?


all nighterover

the headache and other hangover-like sypmtoms you get after waking up from an all nighter

Instruction: ""guy1: "hey man, wanna go to the movies with me"  guy2: "naww, i got a serious all nighterover" What is the definition of "all nighterover"?


drawded

"(verb) (past participle) the true, noble form of the sadistic word "drew""

Instruction: "i drawded a cow but i didn't quite get the legs perfect" What is the definition of "drawded"?


digital teabags

digital teabags have the advantage over all normal teabags in that they have alternate slot shaped and circular holes rather than just circular ones

Instruction: "oh johnny, your ideas are as free-flowing as digital teabags she purred, moistening her lips" What is the definition of "digital teabags"?


drum major

Instruction: "the drum major gave the order to march despite the complaints of several upperclassmen" What is the definition of "drum major"?


drum major

a person who conducts a marching band or drum corp that is not the director

Instruction: "example: she used to be a drum major but now she marchs" What is the definition of "drum major"?


drum major

Instruction: "the drum major brought the band to attention" What is the definition of "drum major"?


drum major

an experienced member of a marching band who leads the other band members in the director's stead

Instruction: "new member: why is the drum major such a jerk to everyone?  veteran member: i know he can be an arse sometimes, but he's just doing his job" What is the definition of "drum major"?


drum major

person that conducts a marching band of sorts

Instruction: "freshman band member: hey, which drum major should i watch as we march? veteran member: fuck that shit" What is the definition of "drum major"?


break my bank

Context: iyaz: shawty wanna break my bank

when you spend all of your money on a bitch

Instruction: "iyaz: shawty wanna break my bank" What is the definition of "break my bank"?


doodlebop

to tap the genitals of another with your hand or an object

Instruction: ""noun: "while we waited in line, fred gave me a good doodlebop" What is the definition of "doodlebop"?


banjo in a casket

when you drop some timber and are so eager to show it to your special someone that you rip out the toilet and show them

Instruction: "" dude joe gave his tessa a banjo in a casket last nite "i heard she liked it so much that they did it on the toilet""" What is the definition of "banjo in a casket"?


baneblade

Context: friggin baneblade

it's a friggin giant tank that the [imperial guard] uses to crush all the stuff

Instruction: "friggin baneblade" What is the definition of "baneblade"?


bum chicken

Context: dirty ass bum chicken shat on my ride

Instruction: "dirty ass bum chicken shat on my ride" What is the definition of "bum chicken"?


cum bubble.

Context: she burped up a mean ol' cum bubble.

an inflated mass of semen that is produced during the gargling of such fluids

Instruction: "she burped up a mean ol' cum bubble." What is the definition of "cum bubble."?


chicken head

when girls perform oral sex on a guy their heads bop up and down like a chicken

Instruction: "joe: i'll let that chicken head blow me anytime" What is the definition of "chicken head"?


chicken head

when girls perform oral sex on a guy their heads bop up and down like a chicken

Instruction: "joe: i'll let that chicken head blow me anytime" What is the definition of "chicken head"?


chewybacca

when your getting a blowjob and she deepthroats it too much and then makes the sound of chewbacca from star wars

Instruction: "i was getting a chewybacca from some slut and then she threw up all over my dick becuase she had really strong gag reflexes" What is the definition of "chewybacca"?


fanny flaps

Context: that chick has huge fanny flaps

"in britain, used to refer to the labia majora of the female vagina

Instruction: "that chick has huge fanny flaps" What is the definition of "fanny flaps"?


des're

Context: that chick des're is awesome

a very pretty girl, with an amazing personality, a huge heart, and lots of love, a great and fun person to be around

Instruction: "that chick des're is awesome" What is the definition of "des're"?


cock-a-mammie

used to qualify an attitude or remark as blend of stupid and childish

Instruction: "she gave us a cock-a-mammie story of how she got fired" What is the definition of "cock-a-mammie"?


petafilific

Context: that was so petafilific

1:the state of being a petafile 2:describing something that involves a petafile 3:of or being related to a petafile

Instruction: "that was so petafilific" What is the definition of "petafilific"?


chiliwhomp

when a guy slaps a girl across the face with his penis

Instruction: "give me those cookies, or i'll chiliwhomp you" What is the definition of "chiliwhomp"?


ettie

Context: the name ettie is a persian baby name

cool, aloof, loner, beauty, intellect, house ruler  people with this name have a deep inner desire to use their abilities in leadership, and to have personal independence

Instruction: "the name ettie is a persian baby name" What is the definition of "ettie"?


stang gang

Context: the stang gang is down town today

Instruction: "the stang gang is down town today" What is the definition of "stang gang"?


cios

"cios either stands for "custom input/output system" or "custom internal operating system"

Instruction: "person #1: what's your cios version ?? person #2: it's cios rev 14" What is the definition of "cios"?


maximillion

Context: maximillion super star

is a girl named maxime who is a boss  its her gangsta name

Instruction: "maximillion super star" What is the definition of "maximillion"?


desilicious

Context: that chick is desilicious

an attractive female of east indian heritage

Instruction: "that chick is desilicious" What is the definition of "desilicious"?


jig-ugly

when a girls ass is jiggly and ugly but looks like a normal ass not moving

Instruction: "damn that girl in insulation's ass is jig-ugly" What is the definition of "jig-ugly"?


bizacko

"a commonly used term synonymous with "wacko" or "crazy""

Instruction: "i was petting the dog and it went bizacko and bited me" What is the definition of "bizacko"?


mastodeuce

Instruction: "bob: dude i just dropped a huge fucking mastodeuce in my ex-girlfriend's toilet and it won't fucking flush" What is the definition of "mastodeuce"?


crotch potato

a cock that vaguely resembles a potato, usually lumpy and deformed hereby rendering it useless for any sexual activity

Instruction: ""johnny depp may be "soooo hot" but i'll bet you anything he's got one mean crotch potato" What is the definition of "crotch potato"?


beiberfile

a younger person (under the age of 16) crushing on someone much older then them

Instruction: "john: oh my god that girl is such a beiberfile jane: i know right he's nearly twice her age" What is the definition of "beiberfile"?


beiberfile

a person aged 18 or over who feels lust towards the mini canadian

Instruction: "my sister is 29 and she told me she had a sex dream about justin beiber she is for sure a beiberfile" What is the definition of "beiberfile"?


chemystery

a useless and mysterious subject that ruins your weekend, defies all logic, and leaves you with a permanent twitch

Instruction: "paul: hey we're heading out to this [sickass] party wanna come? andrew: ah [shit] i have my chemystery midterm on monday" What is the definition of "chemystery"?


change of pace

when one is not using their speed to full effect they change their pace to improve themselves

Instruction: "i'm running slow, time for a change of pace" What is the definition of "change of pace"?


alt. pop

music that has all the qualities of pop (i

Instruction: "sarah mclachlan's new album is some fierce alt. pop" What is the definition of "alt. pop"?


big fat weave

a very large obnoxious obece track of weave

Instruction: "deamm hottie from flavor of love has a big fat weave" What is the definition of "big fat weave"?


ernied

Instruction: "man, i was trying to sleep in and my girlfriend ernied the shit out of me by yelling in my ear and poking me" What is the definition of "ernied"?


damasca

Context: the damasca project needs artists

an independant game project, located at www

Instruction: "the damasca project needs artists" What is the definition of "damasca"?


damasca

Instruction: "when is damasca gonna be out dayumm :((((" What is the definition of "damasca"?


damasca

Instruction: "when damasca is finished, it's gonna kick some ass" What is the definition of "damasca"?


dirty dueces

Instruction: "dude me and james are sipping on some dirty dueces" What is the definition of "dirty dueces"?


bobble beat

when a bobble head moves to the beat of a cars music

Instruction: "hey man your bobble head is doing an awesome bobble beat" What is the definition of "bobble beat"?


lightning returns

a critically acclaimed game that turned the fate of final fantasy around

Instruction: "i never would have thought that square enix made lightning returns" What is the definition of "lightning returns"?


shade'

a person who is shady in their actions on a day to day basis

Instruction: "where did mike go? he's being shade' again" What is the definition of "shade'"?


bosseprint

Instruction: "your momma's bosseprint is showing, bitch" What is the definition of "bosseprint"?


chicken w.

another name for a college professor, in computer science, that shouldn't be teaching

Instruction: "printing web pages with black backgrounds will waste ink, said chicken w." What is the definition of "chicken w."?


grape chewer.

a girl that loves to have balls in her mouth

Instruction: "did you hook up with emily last night? ya dude, that chick is a total grape chewer." What is the definition of "grape chewer."?


analtic

an analtic is someone who is so anal, they are an absolute lunatic about perfection

Instruction: "when it comes to working on andy's old dodge power wagon, he is an analtic" What is the definition of "analtic"?


bootpants

Instruction: "1)i smell something, i think junior made a big bootpants" What is the definition of "bootpants"?


ewis

talented, best receiver in the game can play any position, also a beast at basketball and many other sports, very sexy fit and smooth young man,

Instruction: "ahmad is very ewis hes probally gonna make it to the nfl" What is the definition of "ewis"?


cultist

Instruction: "there were some cultist freaks passing out brochures door-to-door the other day" What is the definition of "cultist"?


backwards cowboy

Context: the backwards cowboy

when a male roughly strokes the inside of the females mouth with his pinky finger

Instruction: "the backwards cowboy" What is the definition of "backwards cowboy"?


broken foot

the broken foot is what can happen when you're engaged in seriously rough and vigorous sex with a partner

Instruction: "oh god, i fucked rosey so hard last night she ended up with a broken foot" What is the definition of "broken foot"?


banathalon

when one swims, bikes, and eats bananas competitively

Instruction: ""man: "hey, how'd you break your leg?" woman: "oh, i slipped on a peel at the banathalon" What is the definition of "banathalon"?


blow balls

a general term, comparable to [kick rocks] or [you suck]

Instruction: "oh you can't attend my party, blow balls" What is the definition of "blow balls"?


cream caking

two people holding a full size twinkie in their mouth and then engaging in a passionate kiss lasting greater than 5 minutes without swallowing

Instruction: ""lincoln: "raoul had to cancel his date with shantaya because last night lateefa severed half of his left testicle with a pair of pruning shears while they were cream caking" What is the definition of "cream caking"?


baby fuck

Context: baby fuck, baby fuck

Instruction: "baby fuck, baby fuck" What is the definition of "baby fuck"?


hockle

onomatopoeic north east english for spit

Instruction: "he's the sort of bloke who would hockle on yer heed and tell you it was raining" What is the definition of "hockle"?


hockle

Context: the pavement was covered in hockle

Instruction: "the pavement was covered in hockle" What is the definition of "hockle"?


hockle

Context: see that hockle a jus did

Instruction: "see that hockle a jus did" What is the definition of "hockle"?


hockle

Context: no one says hockle

Instruction: "no one says hockle" What is the definition of "hockle"?


daz dilly

Context: yo cop that new daz dilly album

"a nickname for the rapper "daz dillinger""

Instruction: "yo cop that new daz dilly album" What is the definition of "daz dilly"?


back shots

Instruction: "givin' her back shots and got money out the ass 50 cent (missy's work it remix)" What is the definition of "back shots"?


back shots

Instruction: "givin' her back shots and got money out the ass 50 cent (missy's work it remix)" What is the definition of "back shots"?


afghanistan skunk

a type of weed from afghanistan, a weed that will knock your socks off and love you til the end

Instruction: "wandering around wondering when the world will stop spinning so you can go to sleep kinda weed,some of the greatest afghanistan skunk" What is the definition of "afghanistan skunk"?


bacon ring

Instruction: "i flipped her over and pounded her bacon ring till i came" What is the definition of "bacon ring"?


bacon ring

the wrinkled skin in and around the rectum/butthole

Instruction: "scott's bacon ring was quivering in excitment at the sight of the taco bell sign" What is the definition of "bacon ring"?


corcaine

a company/subsidiary of cornell university that provides incoming students with enough cocaine to manage the intense course load there

Instruction: "corcaine just emailed me about the package" What is the definition of "corcaine"?


drullet

Context: hey look at that crusties drullet

Instruction: "hey look at that crusties drullet" What is the definition of "drullet"?


drullet

Context: dang, trogdor has a sweet drullet

Instruction: "dang, trogdor has a sweet drullet" What is the definition of "drullet"?


fart cow

Context: dean berry, real american is a fart cow

Instruction: "dean berry, real american is a fart cow" What is the definition of "fart cow"?


fart cow

Context: dean berry, real american is a fart cow

Instruction: "dean berry, real american is a fart cow" What is the definition of "fart cow"?


bitch collector

one who collects bitches in their car/mode of transportation

Instruction: "the hbic requests that you be the bitch collector tonight" What is the definition of "bitch collector"?


anoop singh

Context: he has a very anoop singh like attitude

very romantic person with a good heart and one who is very hot

Instruction: "he has a very anoop singh like attitude" What is the definition of "anoop singh"?


bro ho

"a girl between the age of fourteen and tewent

Instruction: "duuuuuuuuuuuude jays takin that slutty ass bro ho with us to mike's party only cuz shes gunna get drunk as fuck and hes gunna get to hit that shit" What is the definition of "bro ho"?


bro ho

"a girl between the age of fourteen and tewent

Instruction: "duuuuuuuuuuuude jays takin that slutty ass bro ho with us to mike's party only cuz shes gunna get drunk as fuck and hes gunna get to hit that shit" What is the definition of "bro ho"?


bubblegum soldier

used to describe a troop that is chewed the fuck up

Instruction: "look at that bubblegum soldier wearing black socks to pt" What is the definition of "bubblegum soldier"?


cheers big ears

brit english for thank you, with a hint of cheeky yet affectionate mockery thrown in

Instruction: "- can i borrow your calculator? - yeah go ahead - cheers big ears" What is the definition of "cheers big ears"?


nickelbacked

Context: your honor, he had to be nickelbacked

to push someone off a ledge, precipice, or other type of altitude-inclined location with the intent that they fall for the result of injury or death

Instruction: "your honor, he had to be nickelbacked" What is the definition of "nickelbacked"?


anus hole

Context: "you're an anus hole

"an alternate definition to the word "a-hole""

Instruction: ""you're an anus hole" What is the definition of "anus hole"?


cat ears

Instruction: "oh my rumphius, those are quite the cat ears your wearing today" What is the definition of "cat ears"?


buttlurker

people that lurk around as though as they are inside the ass

Instruction: "that buttlurker over there is staring at me" What is the definition of "buttlurker"?


fruit basket

when a naked man bends over, and puts his nuts and penis behind him, similar to a banana and two nuts in a basket, ie the fruit basket

Instruction: "she wanted me to bend over and show her my fruit basket" What is the definition of "fruit basket"?


fruit basket

Instruction: "my girlfriend was yelling at me, so when she walked around the corner, i had a fruit basket waiting for her" What is the definition of "fruit basket"?


fruit basket

Instruction: "i smoked a huge fruit basket before work and i was high for hours from all that resin" What is the definition of "fruit basket"?


fruit basket

a fruit basket is a basket which most people tend to keep fruit in

Instruction: "i just got an apple from the fruit basket" What is the definition of "fruit basket"?


fruit basket

when a man moons you and tucks his dick back between his legs

Instruction: "link mooned me with his dick tucked back between his legs, giving me a view of his fruit basket" What is the definition of "fruit basket"?


fruit basket

when someone puts more that one set of nuts in their mouth at once

Instruction: "after taking jell-o shots, melissa asked me and jamie to fruit basket her" What is the definition of "fruit basket"?


berlyento

Instruction: "go ask the berlyento if we can have some sugar and bullets" What is the definition of "berlyento"?


hothead

hotheads are middle aged caucasian men who try too hard to be cool and hip

Instruction: "the hothead lost his temper when he saw his ex-girlfriend with a young guy at a club" What is the definition of "hothead"?


manski

"manski is a word used to "holla" at  one of your boys

Instruction: "yo manski pack me a billy yo brinks tapped like nine bitches tonight, hes the manski" What is the definition of "manski"?


bougatsokimades

Context: ante re bougatsokimades

"derogatory word used for people from salonica by people from athens or pireaus, who cannot understand the difference between pie (thick, soft crust) and bougatsa (thin, crispy crust)

Instruction: "ante re bougatsokimades" What is the definition of "bougatsokimades"?


cheese farmer

slut with a dirty crusty spadge that hasnt been washed in six years

Instruction: "i was about to go down on this chick but turned out she was a god damn cheese farmer" What is the definition of "cheese farmer"?


boromir moment

that point in time when you stop fighting off life's arrows, and realize its all over

Instruction: "when she took the kids, the house, the boat, and the dog, jeremy knew he had reached his boromir moment" What is the definition of "boromir moment"?


candle maker

a person who puts their own cum into candles to make them better

Instruction: "jake colman jake colman is such a candle maker with amanda brown" What is the definition of "candle maker"?


farty artie

Context: hey farty artie

a person whose real name is artie, but is often called this due to his excessive farting

Instruction: "hey farty artie" What is the definition of "farty artie"?


awkward platypus

similar to the awkward turtle, how ever it is preformed with the entire body

Instruction: ""to be used in awkward situations   "so i accidentally walked into your parent's getting it on last night" "wow what did you do?" awkward platypus "" What is the definition of "awkward platypus"?


good times

"a tv show that aired way back in the 70's, which illustrated the life of a black family living in the projects

Instruction: "dude1: what're u watching? dude2: good times dude1: is that the show wit rerun? dude2: no, its with kid dyn-o-mite" What is the definition of "good times"?


good times

Instruction: "good times is such a bad show, just thinking about it makes me want to vomit" What is the definition of "good times"?


assholes anonymous

Context: jerk: i just joined assholes anonymous

this is a 12-step program for people addicted to being assholes and who wish to attempt recovery

Instruction: "jerk: i just joined assholes anonymous" What is the definition of "assholes anonymous"?


ewi

Context: an ewi solo; the ewi player

Instruction: "an ewi solo; the ewi player" What is the definition of "ewi"?


ewi

Context: elyssa isn't a slut, she's just ewi

"abbreviation meaning "easy while intoxicated""

Instruction: "elyssa isn't a slut, she's just ewi" What is the definition of "ewi"?


fruit bat

Instruction: "this is azriella morningstar - she is matt's favorite fruit bat" What is the definition of "fruit bat"?


fruit bat

Instruction: ""lewis: "did you find any butt down at the club tonight?" dirk: "nah, it was fruit bat night, just a bunch of blind queens groping and echo locating each other" What is the definition of "fruit bat"?


crystal methodist

a piece of white trash that finds solace and spiritual healing in regular communion with methamphetamines

Instruction: "tyler doesn't feel so bad about pummeling his girlfriend since he became a crystal methodist" What is the definition of "crystal methodist"?


bowl on head

a demand made by internet voyeurs for a person on a webcam to  place a bowl on their head

Instruction: "chester_bowls:bowl on head sxy_grrl: im not puting a bowl on my head chester_bowls:bowl on head bowl on head sxy_grrl has left the chat" What is the definition of "bowl on head"?


beach balls

a condition, commonly contracted at the beach, in which a male has sand on his testicles, very uncomfortable

Instruction: "god, i let them bury me in the sand and i came out with a massive case of beach balls" What is the definition of "beach balls"?


beach balls

a condition that causes [shrinkage] of a man's testicles when exposed to cold water, especially common at the beach

Instruction: "did you hook up with that [beach bunny]?  no way possible after she saw the beach balls" What is the definition of "beach balls"?


beach balls

a condition, commonly contracted at the beach, in which a male has sand on his testicles, very uncomfortable

Instruction: "god, i let them bury me in the sand and i came out with a massive case of beach balls" What is the definition of "beach balls"?


beach balls

a condition that causes [shrinkage] of a man's testicles when exposed to cold water, especially common at the beach

Instruction: "did you hook up with that [beach bunny]?  no way possible after she saw the beach balls" What is the definition of "beach balls"?


grambies

being really drunk & just falling forwards into a summer sault

Instruction: "brodie was having so much fun doin grambies over the couch that everyone else tried it, too" What is the definition of "grambies"?


leperchaun

Instruction: "after getting leprosy and watching his lucky charms fall off, lucky the leperchaun wandered the town ringing a small bell, crying 'unclean" What is the definition of "leperchaun"?


leperchaun

a little green person that goes around on saint patricks day  looking for something to drink

Instruction: "dude did you see that thing in the bushes i thinks its a leperchaun" What is the definition of "leperchaun"?


cape town street racing

is a group of young people that is enthusiastic about racing but keeping it clean

Instruction: "cape town street racing is a crew/ racing team" What is the definition of "cape town street racing"?


dirty brayden

the act of inserting one's own fist inside the anus of a male orangutan wile it is performing sexual favors to said person

Instruction: "that guy jumped the fence at the zoo and did a dirty brayden" What is the definition of "dirty brayden"?


davant

to be blessed, beloved one and favorite of the gods  origin is the root word for (divine)  the name given to a blessed individual

Instruction: "-how did he manage to pull that off?? -he must be davant" What is the definition of "davant"?


mr. tigoles

any man who happens to have a very large set of man tits

Instruction: "guy1: look at mr. tigoles guy2: how can he be so happy and comfortable with his mantits" What is the definition of "mr. tigoles"?


bear grillz

before oral sex trim some of your pubic hair and leave it on your crotch

Instruction: "did you hear that dominique came running out of coreys room with some bear grillz on her teeth" What is the definition of "bear grillz"?


alaska wrecking-ball

when you smack a female with your ballsack

Instruction: "dude you should of seen her face when i gave her an alaska wrecking-ball" What is the definition of "alaska wrecking-ball"?


aimelie

a name of a french girl, english varient is emily

Instruction: "aimelie is worthless and no one needs her in life" What is the definition of "aimelie"?


dark edm

electronic dance music (edm) that is of a dark nature being unique in sound and beats and produced by ambiguous independent artists

Instruction: "you often hear dark edm on the dance floors of mysterious and concealed nightclubs in cities across the planet" What is the definition of "dark edm"?


asota

Context: asota me papi como asotas papi

Instruction: "asota me papi como asotas papi" What is the definition of "asota"?


i gotta piss like a wounded jap

what someone says when they have to pee really bad

Instruction: "situation 1:  drunk guy #1: oh man, i gotta piss like a wounded jap" What is the definition of "i gotta piss like a wounded jap"?


peggle

Instruction: ""that was such a peggle party last night  "check out this peggle jacket i just got""" What is the definition of "peggle"?


peggle

the illness pirates get when they have unkempt peg legs

Instruction: "arg, ye got yerself a bad case of peggle" What is the definition of "peggle"?


peggle

Instruction: "children, you stay here by the pool while mother and i go back to the room and peggle" What is the definition of "peggle"?


dirty south

Context: this is how we roll in the dirty south

Instruction: "this is how we roll in the dirty south" What is the definition of "dirty south"?


dirty south

Context: i'm from the dirty south

"florida, georgia, louisiana, texas, north carolina, south carolina, tennessee, oklahoma, alabama, and mississippi

Instruction: "i'm from the dirty south" What is the definition of "dirty south"?


dirty south

alabama, mississippi, georgia, florida, louisiana, texas, tennessee, virginia, north carolina, and south carolina

Instruction: "kid 1: ay i live in the dirty south, reppin the atl, zone 3  kid 2: i live in new orleans, one of the best cities in the dirty south" What is the definition of "dirty south"?


dirty south

the dirty south is a term of endearment referring to most of the south eastern united states

Instruction: "the dirty south is also known as the country" What is the definition of "dirty south"?


dirty south

1)dirty south is rap that popped up the latter half of the 1990's

Instruction: "you can only get sweet tea in restaurants when in the dirty south" What is the definition of "dirty south"?


dirty south

Instruction: "i from jurzee but i still love the dirty south" What is the definition of "dirty south"?


dirty south

states that are below and defined by the old school mason dixon line

Instruction: "it's called the dirty south because of all the crooked stuff that goes on" What is the definition of "dirty south"?


aids blaster

Instruction: "his friends laughed when the young negro pulled his aids blaster out of the blonde's ass and shot her in the face" What is the definition of "aids blaster"?


bang manti teo's girlfriend

Instruction: "i'm so horny i'm going to have to bang manti teo's girlfriend before i can go to sleep" What is the definition of "bang manti teo's girlfriend"?


absounding

the art of putting a dildo in your ass while inserting something into your penis  [absailing] and [sounding]

Instruction: "matt was absounding with his girlfriends vibrator in his ass and his electric toothbrush in his eye end" What is the definition of "absounding"?


fanka

Context: piss of you fanka

a cross bewteen a wanker and a fuck whit

Instruction: "piss of you fanka" What is the definition of "fanka"?


j.t.f.c.

Context: j.t.f.c. that was retarded

Instruction: "j.t.f.c. that was retarded" What is the definition of "j.t.f.c."?


j.t.f.c.

abbreviation for when someone fucks up so bad theres no words for it

Instruction: "when your fire chief trys to intubate a manikan and would have killed the patient j.t.f.c." What is the definition of "j.t.f.c."?


feeling the fire

Instruction: "he wanted to go at it, but she wasn't feeling the fire" What is the definition of "feeling the fire"?


taja

Context: those girls are so taja

hot sexy girls with a weird sense of humor

Instruction: "those girls are so taja" What is the definition of "taja"?


taja

probably your best friend, she's cute and sweet but you wont date her

Instruction: "louie: hey taja i feel like i can tell you anything taja: same" What is the definition of "taja"?


b tard

a b tard is a person who likes sheep a lot

Instruction: "i saw rhys the other day with a sheep   dude hes a total b tard" What is the definition of "b tard"?


b tard

a name created by the somewhat popular picture forums 4chan, usually means someone who is savy with 1337 talk/forum talk, video games, anime etc

Instruction: "this girl doesn't even have pictures of herself on myspace, she has sailor moon and naruto screen shots, what a b tard" What is the definition of "b tard"?


b tard

a b tard is a person who likes sheep a lot

Instruction: "i saw rhys the other day with a sheep   dude hes a total b tard" What is the definition of "b tard"?


b tard

a name created by the somewhat popular picture forums 4chan, usually means someone who is savy with 1337 talk/forum talk, video games, anime etc

Instruction: "this girl doesn't even have pictures of herself on myspace, she has sailor moon and naruto screen shots, what a b tard" What is the definition of "b tard"?


chaullin

Context: a: we chaullin tonight

"a phrase coined by milton ontario canada teens (mostly born 1989) , another way of sayin "chillen", hangout, get together ect

Instruction: "a: we chaullin tonight" What is the definition of "chaullin"?


minty.

Context: that neff hat is fucking minty.

Instruction: "that neff hat is fucking minty." What is the definition of "minty."?


bush candy

Instruction: ""hey, while you're out go pick me up a 12 pack and some bush candy" What is the definition of "bush candy"?


asshattedness

being an asshat about something   see also [asshat]

Instruction: "my boss has the same characteristics of an asshat - he displays asshattedness" What is the definition of "asshattedness"?


popcornholic

if you are mad, crazy, obsessed, or addicted with popcorns, then you are popcornholic

Instruction: "someone just ordered three buckets of popcorns just for himself for a movie, must be a popcornholic" What is the definition of "popcornholic"?


flospoon

adjective: 1) to describe the [sensation] of being [irritated] by [sticky] hands

Instruction: "1)  person a: do you have a spoon from which i can eat this candy floss?  person b: stop being so flospoon" What is the definition of "flospoon"?


franeurysm

"the act of a coach losing his cool and going ballistic during a basketball game

Instruction: "whoa, that franeurysm really coast iowa the game against michigan state" What is the definition of "franeurysm"?


kaylen

Instruction: ""holy shit, how did you kaylen so hard on that railing?""shit next time you try to sit all cool on a railing try not to twitter is down" What is the definition of "kaylen"?


el cumbanchero

Instruction: "dude, after 10 red bulls, i feel like el cumbanchero" What is the definition of "el cumbanchero"?


brittany murphy

"american actress who had her breakout role in the 1995 comedy "clueless"

Instruction: "brittany murphy first major role was on the television show murphy brown" What is the definition of "brittany murphy"?


chastey hoe

Instruction: "sister sharon sure was a kinky chastey hoe" What is the definition of "chastey hoe"?


chastey hoe

Instruction: "sister sharon sure was a kinky chastey hoe" What is the definition of "chastey hoe"?


emo kid

"a social classification that has been bastardized by scenesters, rich preps, and wannabe goths united

Instruction: ""fake emo kid tries to be emo because it is "scene" at the moment" What is the definition of "emo kid"?


emo kid

a person that supposedly wears huge glasses and baggy pants, but in reality don't

Instruction: "wigger: yo u suk u emo kid go slit ur wrists  emo kid: no" What is the definition of "emo kid"?


emo kid

"a social classification that has been bastardized by scenesters, rich preps, and wannabe goths united

Instruction: ""fake emo kid tries to be emo because it is "scene" at the moment" What is the definition of "emo kid"?


emo kid

a person that supposedly wears huge glasses and baggy pants, but in reality don't

Instruction: "wigger: yo u suk u emo kid go slit ur wrists  emo kid: no" What is the definition of "emo kid"?


grimmer

1)one who is named after the norse god wodhin

Instruction: "1)now joe bob grimmer was a tough guy and could lift near 400 pounds  2,3)friend: why are you so good at everything? you're like, perfect" What is the definition of "grimmer"?


horrible donkey

the act of blowing all the snot out of your nose and just letting it sit there

Instruction: "i was hiking and didn't have a tissue, so i just did a horrible donkey" What is the definition of "horrible donkey"?


adam's disease

the extreme urge to roll dice before acting

Instruction: "if you like dungeons and dragons you have adam's disease" What is the definition of "adam's disease"?


adam's disease

the act of acting like a 'school girl' upon seeing the naked flesh of a women's breast region

Instruction: ""girl: *naked* are my boobs too small? boy: eeeeeeeeeeeee~ *jumps up and down* girl: you must have adam's disease" What is the definition of "adam's disease"?


bowditchin'

bowditchin' another word for moss' meaning 'chillin'

Instruction: "example:  jake: ohh heeey whats up ?  frank:nothing just bowditchin'" What is the definition of "bowditchin'"?


hording

to keep everything to yourself without sharing

Instruction: "that motherfucker is hording all the fucking weed" What is the definition of "hording"?


emilf

Context: that chick is such a emilf

"(n) - a pregnant woman who you would like to have sex with

Instruction: "that chick is such a emilf" What is the definition of "emilf"?


emilf

Instruction: "if bayonetta had children, she'd be an emilf" What is the definition of "emilf"?


joseph clifford

Context: joseph clifford is a great priest

a priest and probably known for fondling little children

Instruction: "joseph clifford is a great priest" What is the definition of "joseph clifford"?


joseph clifford

Context: joseph clifford loves charlton

a known priest know for fondling children

Instruction: "joseph clifford loves charlton" What is the definition of "joseph clifford"?


drizzmal

"when it's a mix of rain and sprinkling or just when the weather's bad

Instruction: "the weatherman predicted a drizzmal friday" What is the definition of "drizzmal"?


burner phone

a prepaid cellular phone, replaced frequently (weekly) (monthly) to avoid leaving a trail and getting caught up in illegal activities

Instruction: "dude you want some of that herb, hit me up on the burner phone" What is the definition of "burner phone"?


burner phone

"a separate phone used for business purposes, usually for drug deals

Instruction: "if yall need some kush, you can hit me up on the burner phone" What is the definition of "burner phone"?


alternative sex

the act of having simulated sex with objects such as dolls, machines, bedding or anything else

Instruction: "i think alternative sex is a sexual perversion" What is the definition of "alternative sex"?


into the dome

Context: into the dome bitch

an exclamation that can be used as a greeting, a farewell or a general statement when you do something absolutely awesome

Instruction: "into the dome bitch" What is the definition of "into the dome"?


attatmarex

"when you enter a relationship and it rapidly becomes physical, and then lasts a good amount of time

Instruction: "george and linda are completely in attatmarex" What is the definition of "attatmarex"?


don't get your fanny in a twanny

don't get over excited about nothing , similar to don't get your knickers in a twist

Instruction: "katie : oh my god , nici what are you doing to that cucumber? nici: don't get your fanny in a twanny i used protection" What is the definition of "don't get your fanny in a twanny"?


de de dee

Instruction: "every question luis moreno asks should be answered with a de de dee action" What is the definition of "de de dee"?


de de dee

Instruction: "there was this de de dee who couldn't get a job  because he was such a de de dee" What is the definition of "de de dee"?


ass witch

when your mom is really pissed and beats your ass

Instruction: "my  mom was such an ass witch when i came home late last night" What is the definition of "ass witch"?


ass witch

when your mom is really pissed and beats your ass

Instruction: "my  mom was such an ass witch when i came home late last night" What is the definition of "ass witch"?


cilipen

Context: i lost my cilipen

Instruction: "i lost my cilipen" What is the definition of "cilipen"?


awesometasticsupercalafrag

the act of doing something beyond expectations consistently

Instruction: "theresa puts the awesome in awesometasticsupercalafrag" What is the definition of "awesometasticsupercalafrag"?


mitt romney

Context: mitt romney is george w

"something massachusetts is happy to be rid of

Instruction: "mitt romney is george w" What is the definition of "mitt romney"?


mitt romney

blowhard politician who claims to be conservative, although he's really whatever he thinks his audience wants at any given moment

Instruction: "mitt romney thinks the garden of eden is in missouri" What is the definition of "mitt romney"?


mitt romney

Context: mitt romney is a tool

Instruction: "mitt romney is a tool" What is the definition of "mitt romney"?


mitt romney

to fuck someone after taking everything away from them

Instruction: "when we get to the hotel room, i am gonna give you a mitt romney said the prostitute to the john" What is the definition of "mitt romney"?


mitt romney

Instruction: "according to an article in the new yorker, mitt romney is a wazzock" What is the definition of "mitt romney"?


chick chasin

Instruction: "oh no, there goes dan, looks like he's gonna be chick chasin" What is the definition of "chick chasin"?


caught a play

Context: damn fool, i just caught a play

to have previously made arrangements in supplying a drug user with illegal drugs in exchange for money

Instruction: "damn fool, i just caught a play" What is the definition of "caught a play"?


boot brush

a female with an especially hairy or unusually bushy vagina

Instruction: "i hooked up with this chick last nite, and she shined my duty boots with her boot brush" What is the definition of "boot brush"?


jam job

like a blow job or hand job except it involves jam

Instruction: "i gave my first jam job last night, i used strawberry" What is the definition of "jam job"?


cheese-slap

Instruction: ""*cp slaps ben with cheese* ben: "wtf? did you just cheese-slap me?" *cp laughs hysterically*"" What is the definition of "cheese-slap"?


cheese-slap

Instruction: ""*cp slaps ben with cheese* ben: "wtf? did you just cheese-slap me?" *cp laughs hysterically*"" What is the definition of "cheese-slap"?


chicken fry ri

chicken fried rice, pronounced with a racist asian accent

Instruction: "my takeout order is: eh roll, crab rangoon, and chicken fry ri" What is the definition of "chicken fry ri"?


copper box

Context: i wonder if shes gotta copper box

a vagina designed with red pubic hair giving it a copper tint

Instruction: "i wonder if shes gotta copper box" What is the definition of "copper box"?


70's tea towel holder

Instruction: "i rimmed her 70's tea towel holder last night" What is the definition of "70's tea towel holder"?


allicatt

Instruction: "woah did you see that awesome cat lady? must have been allicatt" What is the definition of "allicatt"?


calfjob

the act of giving pleasure to a males genitals with a woman's calves

Instruction: "oh shari, that was the best calfjob you've ever given me" What is the definition of "calfjob"?


gov't mule

amazing blues-rock jam band, led by singer-guitarist warren haynes, with andy hess on bass, danny louis on keyboards, and matt abts on drums

Instruction: "i saw gov't mule at the fillmore last weekend, and it was a religious experience" What is the definition of "gov't mule"?


gov't mule

a four peice southern jam band that will blow your fnn socks off

Instruction: "i went and saw gov't mule last night and my face is still at the coliseum" What is the definition of "gov't mule"?


3d catnip

Context: watching that demo was like 3d catnip

1: an amazing 3d rendering, animation, or product demo that makes you want to buy that application

Instruction: "watching that demo was like 3d catnip" What is the definition of "3d catnip"?


assplurgers

fetish involving autistic lads and fat lasses

Instruction: "see that whale on top of the mong? looks like a pretty bad case of assplurgers" What is the definition of "assplurgers"?


constipationalist

politician or a miscreant ideologue that believes excessive regulation and taxation will not cause a sluggish or stagnant economy

Instruction: "our economy is weak today because of the constipationalist philosophy in washington" What is the definition of "constipationalist"?


muggy cunt

1) a gentleman who is trying to make you look a fool in front of your associates

Instruction: "your not football supporters, your fucking muggy little cunts  i should fuckin' open you up you muggy cunt" What is the definition of "muggy cunt"?


madjack

Context: that guy is obviosly a madjack

Instruction: "that guy is obviosly a madjack" What is the definition of "madjack"?


dased

Context: dude he totally got dased

the act of dressing up in a russian masseuse outfit and blindfolding someone and didling the blindfolded victim

Instruction: "dude he totally got dased" What is the definition of "dased"?


cookies and cream

give your girl a [cleveland steamer] then [skeet] all over her

Instruction: "i gave my girl some cookies and cream last night" What is the definition of "cookies and cream"?


cookies and cream

taking a shit onto a guys chest and having him ejaculate all over the shit then having his partner eat it

Instruction: "wow, i really enjoyed eating cookies and cream last night after amazing hot sex" What is the definition of "cookies and cream"?


cookies and cream

having anal sex with a girl condom-less then cumming in her mouth, thus creating a cookies and cream like mixture in her mouth

Instruction: "that chick totally wants me to give her some cookies and cream" What is the definition of "cookies and cream"?


cookies and cream

Instruction: "hey mike, you wanna come to my house and make some cookies and cream" What is the definition of "cookies and cream"?


cookies and cream

when you rally a chick in the ass and get chunks of shit on your dick, you get her to suck it, then you blow it in her mouth

Instruction: "i fed this bitch cookies and cream last night" What is the definition of "cookies and cream"?


dragon bubbler

Instruction: "man im thirsty go use that dragon bubbler" What is the definition of "dragon bubbler"?


bonalicious

Instruction: "jessica simpson is bonalicious  that girl is bonalicious, i want to spill clue glue all over her face" What is the definition of "bonalicious"?


asteria

the feeling of elation after a taste or a touch

Instruction: "i felt the asteria come over me after we danced" What is the definition of "asteria"?


asteria

an amazing band from crown point indiana

Instruction: "my favorite song by asteria is a second chance to make a first impression" What is the definition of "asteria"?


asteria

Context: she's so asteria

Instruction: "she's so asteria" What is the definition of "asteria"?


shitberg

when a person takes a shit into the toilet in such a way that a piece of the shit sticks out above the water

Instruction: "we're going to have a contest to see how tall of a shitberg we can coil into the toilet" What is the definition of "shitberg"?


shitberg

when one takes such an enormous shit that about 10% of it piles up over the water

Instruction: ""oh my god, jeff just dropped a shitberg and now the toilet's plugged up" What is the definition of "shitberg"?