detroit pistons

"1 of the best or arguably the best basketball team in the nba right now

Instruction: "u saw game 7 of pistons-cavs series? detroit pistons whooped their asses so bad they only scored 61 points the whole game" What is the definition of "detroit pistons"?


detroit pistons

Context: detroit pistons suck

the worst team in the nba, most overrated team

Instruction: "detroit pistons suck" What is the definition of "detroit pistons"?


dr. t

Context: yo, that dr. t was really funny

it is a person that is a retarded penguin, or is a doctor/dentist that has no license

Instruction: "yo, that dr. t was really funny" What is the definition of "dr. t"?


dr. t

Context: hey, calm down or we will release dr. t

a torture weapon used during a hellish classroom

Instruction: "hey, calm down or we will release dr. t" What is the definition of "dr. t"?


chocolate ninja

a person highly skilled in ass assassination

Instruction: "don't go anywhere alone with tom, he's a right chocolate ninja" What is the definition of "chocolate ninja"?


food dander

small, flaky crumbs associated with eating bread or a pastry

Instruction: "that croissant was delicious, but now i need to stand up and dust the food dander off my pants" What is the definition of "food dander"?


anuush

Instruction: "person: hey anuush anuush: wassup man maggie: ace" What is the definition of "anuush"?


braeton

Instruction: "a braeton may yell something very stupid when an important person is walking by" What is the definition of "braeton"?


consumo

Context: she is such a consumo

a person who cant stop eating literally eats everything that comes in her way! usually associated with someone called molly

Instruction: "she is such a consumo" What is the definition of "consumo"?


consumo

a person of convoluted asian, irish, german, and kiwi heritage

Instruction: "sandy: hey did you go to that rockin party at bob's last night? he's a total consumo" What is the definition of "consumo"?


brimfolks

a term used in san diego when reffering to a member of a california street gang called the brims, which is a blood gang

Instruction: "ay blood here go mah number when u get a chance holla at cha brimfolks" What is the definition of "brimfolks"?


baldist

Context: he's a real baldist

one who is prejudiced against the follicly-challenged

Instruction: "he's a real baldist" What is the definition of "baldist"?


baldist

Context: diana mai is a baldist

a certain person who has a problem with the follicly-challenged or chosen to be follicly-challenged

Instruction: "diana mai is a baldist" What is the definition of "baldist"?


pork pie

Context: are you gunna pork pie her?

Instruction: "are you gunna pork pie her?" What is the definition of "pork pie"?


pork pie

Instruction: "'james you have a mouldy pork pie stuck on your shoulders'" What is the definition of "pork pie"?


Instruction: "1: did you see his outfit? 2: yeah man, f2dfh2t" What is the definition of "f2dfh2t"?


chababba

another name for a black person, african american

Instruction: "hey sam, take a look at that chababba trying to steal that car" What is the definition of "chababba"?


apple titties

titties so nice you would stick your head into a toilet and bob for them

Instruction: "i'd love to put my worm through those apple titties" What is the definition of "apple titties"?


frankenraver

Context: scattymatty is so not a frankenraver

Instruction: "scattymatty is so not a frankenraver" What is the definition of "frankenraver"?


boat anchor

a heavy and useless object, especially a usless computer

Instruction: "if you buy that one, all you will get is a boat anchor" What is the definition of "boat anchor"?


boat anchor

Instruction: "mike: my friends call me the boat anchor because i will go down on anyone" What is the definition of "boat anchor"?


boat anchor

Context: holy crap dude, what a boat anchor

Instruction: "holy crap dude, what a boat anchor" What is the definition of "boat anchor"?


clindamycin

Instruction: "man, my doctor prescribed me clindamycin after i got my wisdom teeth removed" What is the definition of "clindamycin"?


cleveland prairie dog

when a person is shitting into their partners mouth but the shit goes in and out much like that of a prairie dog

Instruction: "that ugly ass ho cora wanted me to give her a cleveland steamroller but i gave her a cleveland prairie dog instead" What is the definition of "cleveland prairie dog"?


code rage

the sate of mind unique to programmers who have an inexplicable bug

Instruction: "the symptoms: one may spot a programmer experiencing code rage by the rictus of contorted disgust on their pallid, cater-pocked face, bloodshot eyes reflecting the hellish glare of the monitor" What is the definition of "code rage"?


discount dumpster pussy

Instruction: "those hoes look like ddp - discount dumpster pussy" What is the definition of "discount dumpster pussy"?


dustbox

an [unattractive] women, much resembling a  [tired] [old] [skank], residing in the more arid desert regions

Instruction: "ew look at that dustbox (walking down the sidewalk in las vegas, us)" What is the definition of "dustbox"?


borific

Instruction: "your love making tonight is borific as hell" What is the definition of "borific"?


riddum

Context: "no one can 'andle my riddum

Instruction: ""no one can 'andle my riddum" What is the definition of "riddum"?


donkey chop

this is when just after a donkey punch is given to the girl during sexual intercourse

Instruction: ""i always make sure i have a rusty nail handy during sex; just incase there's a donkey punch and i have to give him a donkey chop" What is the definition of "donkey chop"?


foco

Context: what's going on in foco tonight?

short for fort collins, a city in northern colorado

Instruction: "what's going on in foco tonight?" What is the definition of "foco"?


foco

the short term for crystal meth,ice or the object used to smoke it

Instruction: ""big sal "whats cracken homie" homie "what up big homie" big sal "hand over all the foco ey""" What is the definition of "foco"?


cambodian mobster family

Context: cambodian mobster family

cambodian mobster family, is a gang that was known as crazy mob family at first but then changed into cambodian mobster family aka c

Instruction: "cambodian mobster family" What is the definition of "cambodian mobster family"?


buttercup boy

a very feminine male, also slang for what is now termed a metrosexual

Instruction: "a man that shows feminine qualities but is not gay is a buttercup boy" What is the definition of "buttercup boy"?


bock and calls

"secret lingo to write on someones property "cock and balls" without an adult realizing what it says

Instruction: "the man wrote bock and calls on his friends binder in photography" What is the definition of "bock and calls"?


frotum

Instruction: "larry enjoyed his new swimsuit, but his frotum detracted from its hawaiian design" What is the definition of "frotum"?


asymmetric clubbed thumbs

fat stubby thumbs syndrome- just like megan fox!!!

Instruction: "oh wow you have a asymmetric clubbed thumbs" What is the definition of "asymmetric clubbed thumbs"?


egging the white house

the act of placing ones penis and scrotum into a single condom

Instruction: "jimmy's mom walked into his room and saw him egging the white house while his girlfriend lubed up her anus" What is the definition of "egging the white house"?


elvis with you

Instruction: ""guy 1: "hey man you tellin' me straight?"  guy 2: "yeah man, i elvis with you" What is the definition of "elvis with you"?


waffleganger

one who is commonly mistaken for being belgian

Instruction: "oh, yeah, no, i'm no belgian--i'm a waffleganger" What is the definition of "waffleganger"?


blumpkin catcher

the reciever of the warm brownie in a blumpkin m�nage � trois

Instruction: "hey honey your friend eric would make a great blumpkin catcher" What is the definition of "blumpkin catcher"?


mih

Context: mih

Instruction: "mih" What is the definition of "mih"?


mih

Context: how are you feeling today? mih

"used to convey feelings of indifference, but with a somewhat negative or dismissive tone

Instruction: "how are you feeling today? mih" What is the definition of "mih"?


cum crusted

Instruction: "miley was lying there completely cum crusted" What is the definition of "cum crusted"?


douchcake

Context: your'e a douchcake

a cake of douch sometimes referred as a strawberry douch cake

Instruction: "your'e a douchcake" What is the definition of "douchcake"?


carconcy

the theft of ones personal property for reselling to profit

Instruction: "adam is infamous for getting away with carconcy" What is the definition of "carconcy"?


anus agony

the anguish your anus goes through sometimes

Instruction: ""claire crawled outta the bathroom, hands on her ass, face contorted with anus agony" What is the definition of "anus agony"?


bizzaw

Context: that is weird, how bizzaw

Instruction: "that is weird, how bizzaw" What is the definition of "bizzaw"?


cottonwood

Context: that bitch gave me cottonwood

cottonwood is what you get when you receive a blowjob from a girl with cottonmouth

Instruction: "that bitch gave me cottonwood" What is the definition of "cottonwood"?


cottonwood

when a guy hasn't had sex in a while and his penis is all dry like if he had cotton mouth

Instruction: ""guy 1: "dude how long has it been since you've had sex? like 3 months?"  guy 2: "yeah i've got a bad case of cottonwood" What is the definition of "cottonwood"?


dead kennedys

Instruction: "the dead kennedys are dead without jello" What is the definition of "dead kennedys"?


dead kennedys

Context: that's the dead kennedys in a nutshell

take a look at the left side of politics

Instruction: "that's the dead kennedys in a nutshell" What is the definition of "dead kennedys"?


dead kennedys

extremely controversial californian punk rock band

Instruction: "the dead kennedys are a real punk band, unlike the casualties" What is the definition of "dead kennedys"?


dead kennedys

Context: i love the dead kennedys

Instruction: "i love the dead kennedys" What is the definition of "dead kennedys"?


dead kennedys

one of the most original and ground-breaking bands of all time

Instruction: "i have a shrine of the dead kennedys in my basement" What is the definition of "dead kennedys"?


chucky cheese chaser

Instruction: "when he was apprehended on dateline, they found out he was already a convicted chucky cheese chaser" What is the definition of "chucky cheese chaser"?


paradise devil

Instruction: "1- damn, kid, check out that paradise devil across the streets" What is the definition of "paradise devil"?


tmo

Instruction: "no, i didn't sleep with her, just enjoyed a tmo" What is the definition of "tmo"?


tmo

Context: the seattle seahawks suck tmo

a slightly altered version of imo standing for that's my opinion

Instruction: "the seattle seahawks suck tmo" What is the definition of "tmo"?


tmo

Context: tmo

"short for "total mad ownage"  see "total mad ownage""

Instruction: "tmo" What is the definition of "tmo"?


tmo

short for the mexican ostrich, a [ska] band that started in arizona

Instruction: "nina: hey did you go to the tmo show? pzee: yeah, i totally skanked my brains out" What is the definition of "tmo"?


5 dollar meat deal

Context: 5 dollar meat deal

Instruction: "5 dollar meat deal" What is the definition of "5 dollar meat deal"?


bp oil spill

when a condom breaks and she got pregnant

Instruction: "boyfriend: oh shit, i think i just had a bp oil spill" What is the definition of "bp oil spill"?


bp oil spill

to pull out when having anal sex in a pool or hot tub with someone who has to take a shit

Instruction: "i gave your mom a bp oil spill last night, and clogged the drain in your hot tub" What is the definition of "bp oil spill"?


benjiebru

Context: your so loser, im gonna benjiebru

a really smart person who is not very cool because he will not confirm definitions of ken hamao, the coolest man on earth

Instruction: "your so loser, im gonna benjiebru" What is the definition of "benjiebru"?


helpative

someone who is extraordinarily helpful and cooperative

Instruction: "we were all impressed by how helpative jeremy was when he offered to do the majority of the calls" What is the definition of "helpative"?


bobby bones

Context: tune in to the bobby bones show on 96

Instruction: "tune in to the bobby bones show on 96" What is the definition of "bobby bones"?


shuh yur muhh

Instruction: "elliott: give it a rest man cameron: shuh yur muhh" What is the definition of "shuh yur muhh"?


batman effect

"an either voluntary or involuntary (often involuntary) effect that a person may have when walking up to a group of friends

Instruction: ""woah you scared me, i didnt see or hear you coming, it's like you have some sort of batman effect" What is the definition of "batman effect"?


boner gay

adjective meaning extremely queer abbreviation bg

Instruction: "girl one: did you see him wearing that white belt? girl two: ew that's so boner gay" What is the definition of "boner gay"?


french woods

on a majestic hillside, high in the catskill mountain region of new york less than three hours from new york city is french woods festival of the performing arts

Instruction: "campers fullfil their potential whilst at camp french woods festival of the performing arts" What is the definition of "french woods"?


french woods

an expensive performing arts summer camp full of skinny rich white sluts

Instruction: "it's no surprise zoey became a stripper, she went to french woods" What is the definition of "french woods"?


bracktard

a reference to roger goodell in his younger years

Instruction: ""what are you bracktarded?  "never go full bracktard" What is the definition of "bracktard"?


melophoria

melophoria is the euphoric feeling one gets from listening to music

Instruction: "that song was so good it gave me melophoria" What is the definition of "melophoria"?


swagpertation

to channel the swagger inside of you and turn it into pure teleportation energy

Instruction: "man, this party blows, i'm using swagpertation to get out of here" What is the definition of "swagpertation"?


g.s.

Instruction: "i'm in need of a good g.s.  bitch, come over here and give daddy a g.s.  helen provides an amazing [gag session]" What is the definition of "g.s."?


dnbp

Context: he is definitely in dnbp

a group of guys that are major tools and major douchebags

Instruction: "he is definitely in dnbp" What is the definition of "dnbp"?


dandrifer

"overview seborrheic dermatitis is a common, inflammatory skin condition that causes flaky, white to yellowish scales to form on oily areas such as the scalp or inside the ear

Instruction: "man, i need to shower, i have alot of dandrifer" What is the definition of "dandrifer"?


bauld as a shtick

Instruction: "i was bauld as a shtick when i saw me aul wan cycling round the town on a space bike" What is the definition of "bauld as a shtick"?


peymon

Context: hey there's peymon

a guy who is tall and likes to work out not to mention his insane hockey skills

Instruction: "hey there's peymon" What is the definition of "peymon"?


cajuzzi

Context: i got this gnarly rash from the cajuzzi

a jacuzzi in which the particulate matter is of questionable origin, found in hotels that attract large party crowds

Instruction: "i got this gnarly rash from the cajuzzi" What is the definition of "cajuzzi"?


blortload

"a very large but indeterminate number of objects

Instruction: "jake had heard that winter was going to be exceptionally cold, and chopped a blortload of firewood in preparation" What is the definition of "blortload"?


poon season

any season in which you will be in an environment with many horny women

Instruction: "ethan how excited are you for poon season" What is the definition of "poon season"?


2002 sqn

Context: whos that g he must be from 2002 sqn

shit hot air cadet squadron in kingswood

Instruction: "whos that g he must be from 2002 sqn" What is the definition of "2002 sqn"?


boot fair

car boot/trunk sales or boot/trunk fairs are popular with the british

Instruction: "we bought some clothes at a boot fair on sunday" What is the definition of "boot fair"?


chin-hawk

a strip of hair under the bottom lip that resembles a mohawk but on the chin

Instruction: "teenager: yo, look at that dudes chin-hawk" What is the definition of "chin-hawk"?


buku mojo

Instruction: "that disintegration spell is some buku mojo" What is the definition of "buku mojo"?


asian invasion

Context: omg look out, its an asian invasion

when there are a whole bunch of asian's walking around and you cannot seem to find any of your own kind

Instruction: "omg look out, its an asian invasion" What is the definition of "asian invasion"?


camera bukkake

the act of multiple male photographers surrounding and photographing a single subject

Instruction: "did you see the epic camera bukkake just as the condor took flight?" What is the definition of "camera bukkake"?


brand new

a person's behavior which is drastically different than normal usually because they are in the presence of certain people

Instruction: "oh she gonna act all brand new today because her friends are around when she was all in my face last night" What is the definition of "brand new"?


brand new

an awesome band that has really great music unlike anything i've ever heard before

Instruction: "my friend and i started the brand new obsessive fan club" What is the definition of "brand new"?


brand new

acting a certain way or displaying characteristics that are not congruent with one's normal behavior

Instruction: "you acting like you don't know what's going on, but you're just acting brand new" What is the definition of "brand new"?


brand new

"brand new, best known for their singles "the quiet things that no one ever knows," and "sic transit gloria

Instruction: "fan: oh man, i went to a brand new show last night, it was amazing" What is the definition of "brand new"?


chapellian

Context: the chapellian joined the kkk

"a black person who is racist against other blacks and likes to say "[nigger]" as well

Instruction: "the chapellian joined the kkk" What is the definition of "chapellian"?


chorky dorky

Context: haha chorky dorky

Instruction: "haha chorky dorky" What is the definition of "chorky dorky"?


herbalizer

a joint rolled tight with your own belly button lint

Instruction: "i was chillin with stooph at the recycling center and we puffed on some herbalizer" What is the definition of "herbalizer"?


belly button smell

stick your finger in your belly button, give it a whiff

Instruction: "when i stick my finger in my belly button smell is like poop" What is the definition of "belly button smell"?


dune worms

those chills you get that go up your spine

Instruction: "jimmy heard his favorite part of that song he likes and it gave him the dune worms" What is the definition of "dune worms"?


knee shooters

tits usually found on obese and out of shape women that tend to droop down to their knees

Instruction: "look at those knee shooters on that fattie maggie" What is the definition of "knee shooters"?


carrot cruncher

carrot crunchers are the country bumpkins from the little hampshire farming community of portsmouth

Instruction: "ize a wurzelling carrot cruncher from portsmouth, ize is" What is the definition of "carrot cruncher"?


carrot cruncher

city dwellers term for those who come from the country

Instruction: "that carrot cruncher don't even know how to do up his shoe laces" What is the definition of "carrot cruncher"?


smack head

a dirty anti soocial scruff that injects or smokes smack (heroin), normally seen walkin at a rapid pace, probably to get there fix

Instruction: "check that smack head out, they're scum of the earth" What is the definition of "smack head"?


smack head

a respectable person whos poison of choice is heroin

Instruction: "mum: where did you get that hat from son  kid: a smack head gave it to me out the kindness of his heart" What is the definition of "smack head"?


smack head

Context: the story of a smack head mr 1

a 'smack head' is a person who takes alot of drugs and usually was born in deckham and lives in a smack shed

Instruction: "             the story of a smack head mr 1" What is the definition of "smack head"?


distangle

Context: please distangle the skein

Instruction: "please distangle the skein" What is the definition of "distangle"?


knee-trembler

sexual act with one or both partners standing

Instruction: "the two lovers stood in the stairwell and had a quick knee-trembler" What is the definition of "knee-trembler"?


ghettoization

the process by which minority groups are forced out of the mainstream either physically or culturally

Instruction: "ghettoization of the jews occurred during ww2 when they were forced to live in only specific areas" What is the definition of "ghettoization"?


ghettoization

Context: the ghettoization of america

the dominating popularity of hip-hop/rap lingo, music, and fashion in mainstream culture

Instruction: "the ghettoization of america" What is the definition of "ghettoization"?


ghettoization

the process by which afro-american's influence culture and society with their slang, attitudes, morals, values and jive

Instruction: "the ghettoization of the internet can be often found when viewing afro-american blogs or chat rooms" What is the definition of "ghettoization"?


drunk norris

engaging in the act of karate whilst intoxicated

Instruction: "hank turned into drunk norris after 2 and a half beers and round housed my cat" What is the definition of "drunk norris"?


ace ventura'd

when a box is delivered and is severely dented and falling apart, referring to the beginning of the movie ace ventura

Instruction: "hey man, did you your package come today?  yeah, but it had been ace ventura'd" What is the definition of "ace ventura'd"?


diva-stated

when a gay man's spirits are crushed because their favorite female performer takes a nosedive personally, professionally or both

Instruction: "i was diva-stated when britney became a chunky monkey and had to see shrinks on a minutely basis so should could be deemed fit to take care of her children" What is the definition of "diva-stated"?


cllamal

Context: wowee, lookee at that there cllamal

(n) a male hybrid of a llama and a camel

Instruction: "wowee, lookee at that there cllamal" What is the definition of "cllamal"?


finkleing

that act of waking up at 2pm and dragging your leg outside to smoke a butt

Instruction: "jordan is still sleeping he will be finkleing in s couple hours" What is the definition of "finkleing"?


benton city

Context: my friend lives in benton city

Instruction: "my friend lives in benton city" What is the definition of "benton city"?


david duong

Context: dude, that was such a david duong move

a title meant for people who are rude, assholes who are douchebags to people

Instruction: "dude, that was such a david duong move" What is the definition of "david duong"?


changles

a bangle bracelet designed/constructed to be capable of changing its appearance, particularly when it strikes the wearer's mood

Instruction: "change your mood, change your bangle, changles" What is the definition of "changles"?


kimcheeks

kimcheeks are the butt cheeks of a korean girl

Instruction: "damn, that korean shorty has some fine ass kimcheeks" What is the definition of "kimcheeks"?


bassthrob

a low thudding sound when a male ejaculates inside of a vagina or rectum

Instruction: "the bassthrob signaled the gay sex party was over for jeffrey and bruce" What is the definition of "bassthrob"?


adam milewski

this word is used to capture the very essence of a doink and a douchebag

Instruction: "dude, don't leave now, you're being such an adam milewski" What is the definition of "adam milewski"?


vika

Context: i saw vika today and my heart melted

hot with a great personality  everyone wants to fuck her!! its ture i do!

Instruction: "i saw vika today and my heart melted" What is the definition of "vika"?


vika

she is a one in a million , she never backs down from a fight

Instruction: "random : hi :)  vika : heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy , nicee to meet you" What is the definition of "vika"?


vika

Instruction: ""dude i had so many dingle berries in my vika" What is the definition of "vika"?


chuckying

Instruction: "to delay elimination and stay on the playground longer, bobby expressed a weird grin and started chuckying" What is the definition of "chuckying"?


streets of pauge

Instruction: "i wudn't be caught dead on the streets of pauge with out my swiss army knife" What is the definition of "streets of pauge"?


brittany church

the best french horn player in the history of mankind

Instruction: "i can picture brittany church in the shower" What is the definition of "brittany church"?


chin bar walloped

"a term often heard in northern ireland,it means the effects of consuming copious quantities of ecstacy or mdma

Instruction: "last night i was chin bar walloped  did ya see the hack of that wee lad? he was fuckin chin bar walloped" What is the definition of "chin bar walloped"?


bad fail

when one fails so miserably the only word to define it is also a grammatical failure

Instruction: "*person 1 gets owned at cs:s* person 2 : jesus man that was bad fail" What is the definition of "bad fail"?


bad fail

when one fails to badly, it can only be described as bad fail

Instruction: "bad fail > epic fail in terms of describing failure" What is the definition of "bad fail"?


brozac

the act of alleviating bummed out symptoms by hanging out with your bros

Instruction: "doug was feeling bummed about monica, so he headed down to sig ep to meet dave for a dose of brozac over gamecube and natty ice" What is the definition of "brozac"?


brozac

the metophorical medicine consumed inducing the non-chalant attitude so classic amongst bros

Instruction: "r: shit man, i'm so sick of math d: what? did you forget to take you're brozac this morning, man? chillax" What is the definition of "brozac"?


cletto

when something or someone is ghetto and classy at the same time, such as a preppy, catholic school girl that smokes weed with her friends on the weekends

Instruction: "i think the real housewives of atlanta are the true defintition of cletto" What is the definition of "cletto"?


cletto

to be classy but ghetto at the same time

Instruction: "anjiie is classy but she drinks cherry kool-aid which makes her cletto" What is the definition of "cletto"?


ginee

the female reproductive organ, also refered to as nedden, vagina, giney, pussy, penis park, sweetness, and love canal

Instruction: "jasmine likes aaron's supremeness in her sweet sweet ginee" What is the definition of "ginee"?


middlesbrough

Context: i live in middlesbrough

Instruction: "i live in middlesbrough" What is the definition of "middlesbrough"?


middlesbrough

middlesbrough is a large town in north east england and is one of the largest urban areas in europe without city status

Instruction: "middlesbrough is not spelt with an extra southern o it is brough not borough" What is the definition of "middlesbrough"?


b and e

Context: look up dane cook, b and e on youtube

Instruction: "look up dane cook, b and e on youtube" What is the definition of "b and e"?


b and e

basic and engaging  a song that has both calm melodies and fast-paced drum rhythms

Instruction: "i was just listening to this new b and e song that was off the hook" What is the definition of "b and e"?


phoebe richardson

Context: wow that film was so phoebe richardson

a brilliant person, who puts others infront of themselves and cares greatly

Instruction: "wow that film was so phoebe richardson" What is the definition of "phoebe richardson"?


gluntion

Instruction: "i came home early to be scarred by my dancing sister's gluntion" What is the definition of "gluntion"?


genuwinely

gen-u-wine-ly  the gangsta way to pronounce genuinely

Instruction: "guy 1 - hey bro im really sorry  guy 2 - genuwinely?  guy 1 - yeah genuwinely" What is the definition of "genuwinely"?


brad's van

Instruction: "i heard lou got scooped up by brad's van and had his rear end plugged furiously, much to his delight" What is the definition of "brad's van"?


deracisnation

Instruction: "yoko ono displayed deracisnation in her 'cut piece' preformed in 1967" What is the definition of "deracisnation"?


bad coffee

Context: bad coffee is the ferrari of webcomics

a webcomic about a mobster named laura that works for her cousin, will

Instruction: "bad coffee is the ferrari of webcomics" What is the definition of "bad coffee"?


awkward pancake

the act of miming cooking a pancake in a frying pan with a nonchalant expression, then flipping the imaginary pancake into the air and watching it rise indefinitely

Instruction: "there was an awkward moment last night, so my room-mate made an awkward pancake" What is the definition of "awkward pancake"?


alaskan burpie

when a man drinks several 2-liter bottles of soda, usually fanta or root beer, and then proceeds to burp into a girl's asshole

Instruction: "brett: hey dude can i borrow some money for soda? lee: i bet your going to try that alaskan burpie" What is the definition of "alaskan burpie"?


depork

when one goes to take a crap after enjoying a diet mostly based on pork products

Instruction: "after a night of feasting on ribs and sausages he needed to depork in the morning before he could start his day" What is the definition of "depork"?


antlion

when a two year old buries himself in the ground and grabs passerbys legs

Instruction: "he just stepped on timmy's junk when he was pulling an antlion" What is the definition of "antlion"?


cheesmo

someone who eats extremely large amounts of cheese in one sitting

Instruction: "hey dude check out the cheesmo at the meat and cheese plate, there's almost no more cheese left" What is the definition of "cheesmo"?


giznort

Context: that guy is such a giznort

a male, usually heterosexual, with the tendency to snort during laughter

Instruction: "that guy is such a giznort" What is the definition of "giznort"?


chance evans

an incredible guy with a huge heart of gold

Instruction: "person 1: yo dawg, whos dat fly guy over der?  person 2: why thats chance evans" What is the definition of "chance evans"?


morningwind

the fresh farts (wet or dry) that occur in the wee hours of the morning

Instruction: "yo, i just ripped a morningwind 3 hours ago" What is the definition of "morningwind"?


alabama hockey mask

one person defecates on a sheet of clingfilm, then wraps the sheet of clingfilm around another persons face

Instruction: ""lewis: "anna, i'm going to give you this alabama hockey mask and i want you to wear it with pride and embrace my poop all over your face" What is the definition of "alabama hockey mask"?


bum hole juice

a water brown substance left on the penis after anal sex

Instruction: "i pulled out and was covered in bum hole juice" What is the definition of "bum hole juice"?


jillian lybarger

"amateur mma fighter and ex-hooker busted in operation desert divas, the largest prostitution sting in arizona history

Instruction: "caught a nasty case of jillian lybarger from dat stripper at da club last night" What is the definition of "jillian lybarger"?


beer squirts

a bowel condition that follows a night of heavy beer drinking

Instruction: "dude, i have a nasty case of the beer squirts sorry i can't go out drinking again" What is the definition of "beer squirts"?


punkasaurus

punkasaurus is a nickname for attractive guys or girls that are of the alternative punk variety

Instruction: ""hey is that punkasaurus going to that party?  "that guy is so core, he's so punkasaurus rex"  "have you met my hamster, punkasaurus rex?""" What is the definition of "punkasaurus"?


ass crinkle

the ass crack of a fat person who's crack has extended into their lower back

Instruction: "i once saw a guy so fat, his ass crinkle was almost to his neck" What is the definition of "ass crinkle"?


bostin loyd

Instruction: "god damn that girl is so juicy i bet her clit is huge, says bostin loyd" What is the definition of "bostin loyd"?


blow pig

a slut or whore, a girl that will blow anyone

Instruction: "yeah i had dat blow pig over, my whole crew got some" What is the definition of "blow pig"?


blow pig

any female (or girl if you will) who will blow just about anyone  also, any girl who simply loves to suck d*ck like a grimey whore

Instruction: "guy 1: yo dude, check that girl out over there, she looks like a real blow pig" What is the definition of "blow pig"?


arugala princess

a bad ass chick who doesn't take shit from no one

Instruction: "i saw arugala princess last night, she kicked my ass hard" What is the definition of "arugala princess"?


dgmsd

Instruction: "person 1: how'd you get that bruise? person 2: dgmsd person 1: whoa whoa chill" What is the definition of "dgmsd"?


otisification

"when you take a brand new $300,000 car, deconstruct it, and reconstruct it like a something someone out the movie "mad max" should drive

Instruction: "kanye west and and jay-z comitted otisification on a brand new maybach 62, and are going to auction it off for charity next week" What is the definition of "otisification"?


derrire

Context: your girl has a fine derrire

"[derri�re] --is french, for bottom, booty, backside, boo-tey  used in u

Instruction: "your girl has a fine derrire" What is the definition of "derrire"?


derrire

butt, ass, arse, buttocks, behind, booty

Instruction: ""from the song "piece of me" by britney spears "they still gon put pictures of my derrire in the magazine" =p "" What is the definition of "derrire"?


the absolute answer to all questions mathematical

Instruction: "guy 1: dude, how many brewskies did you drink last night??  guy 2: ah about 50-40-80 give or take 3" What is the definition of "50-40-80"?


art bitch

a person who sells themselves for money, drugs, alcohol and art

Instruction: "that painting major is such an art bitch" What is the definition of "art bitch"?


gnarburger

Context: dude that triple kill was gnarburger

Instruction: "dude that triple kill was gnarburger" What is the definition of "gnarburger"?


butt boy

literally a sexual boy toy who belongs to an older man

Instruction: "who's the tasty twink over there by the bar? oh that's the bartender's new butt boy" What is the definition of "butt boy"?


houston deposit

the charitable donation of some brown steaming goodness to the city of houston's drinking water

Instruction: "i'll be back in five, i need to go make a houston deposit" What is the definition of "houston deposit"?


dirty spakowski

Instruction: "john want to give chris a dirty spakowski" What is the definition of "dirty spakowski"?


graveyard shift

Instruction: "i hate my graveyard shift as a security person" What is the definition of "graveyard shift"?


graveyard shift

a working shift that begins at midnight or 2 am

Instruction: "i don't think i would have enough energy to stay awake during a graveyard shift" What is the definition of "graveyard shift"?


graveyard shift

to work overnight, to work at midnight ending at sunrise

Instruction: "i worked graveyard shift at fedex for 2 years" What is the definition of "graveyard shift"?


graveyard shift

Instruction: "john: you comin' to the party tomorrow night? mike: nah, i got the graveyard shift" What is the definition of "graveyard shift"?


graveyard shift

staying up all night playing bioshock 2, usually requires resting up

Instruction: "reuben took a nap so he would be able to make it through the graveyard shift" What is the definition of "graveyard shift"?


cartinaly

of course, more than certain, a definite thing, surely, in reality

Instruction: "james is cartinaly a great example of handsome manhood" What is the definition of "cartinaly"?


blubz

Context: that guy is being a real blubz

the name given to a caucasian male who acts out as a steriotyplical african american male

Instruction: "that guy is being a real blubz" What is the definition of "blubz"?


fadilla

an adventurous, outgoing being with the passion for food and travels

Instruction: "everyone needs a fadilla to rid off those monday blues" What is the definition of "fadilla"?


fadilla

an adventurous, outgoing being with the passion for food and travels

Instruction: "everyone needs a fadilla to rid off those monday blues" What is the definition of "fadilla"?


go all caterpillar

to thoroughly dig after sweets when offered

Instruction: "guy 1: want some candy? guy 2: yea sure *digs like crazy to get as much candy as possible* guy 1: damn, don't go all caterpillar on it" What is the definition of "go all caterpillar"?


chocolate-caramel chew

a [poop] which consists of both light and dark brown feces

Instruction: "i left a chocolate-caramel chew for you in the bathroom" What is the definition of "chocolate-caramel chew"?


one two tuck manuvour

when a male has an erect penis and he tuck's it into the top of his trousers so that no one in the room can see it

Instruction: "i need to do the one two tuck manuvour mate im hard" What is the definition of "one two tuck manuvour"?


gchatted

Instruction: "bob gchatted sue to schedule a lunch date" What is the definition of "gchatted"?


testickler

a small beard, usually found on the douchiest of douchebags, like a goatee, but grown with the idea to provide pleasure to thier partners scrotum during oral sex

Instruction: "butch: i really appreciate you growing a testickler for me, craig" What is the definition of "testickler"?


baussome

Instruction: ""person 1: "dude, what'd you think of that new rick ross joint?"  person 2: "it was totally baussome" What is the definition of "baussome"?


buttbonding

what you get when you don't fart for an uncomfortably long time and then you leak a real flabby one

Instruction: "tanner unleashed his daily buttbonding and proceeded to be showered with [farthate] from everybody in the zumba class" What is the definition of "buttbonding"?


beyranvand

pooping back and forth into another ones ass holes

Instruction: "my ass hole hurts from last night because i had a beyranvand" What is the definition of "beyranvand"?


cat rancher

a person who houses multiple cats in their home

Instruction: "that crazy bitch down the street is a cat rancher" What is the definition of "cat rancher"?


show stopper

"a person who looks so good that they could "stop a show" in a sense

Instruction: "my friend thinks she's a show stopper cuz of her pretty face and big hips" What is the definition of "show stopper"?


show stopper

Context: wow, look at her, she is a show stopper

Instruction: "wow, look at her, she is a show stopper" What is the definition of "show stopper"?


car sexing

Instruction: "'man, it smells like you been car sexing in here', as he thinks to himself" What is the definition of "car sexing"?


cheggalicious

Instruction: ""after finishing her french onion soup abbie exclaimed that was cheggalicious" What is the definition of "cheggalicious"?


dat boy, dat guy, dat dude

a title given to person of extraordinary prestige usu

Instruction: ""(a limousine pulls up) jack- "say who is that getting out the car" tim- "i dont know man" someone in the background-  "that's dat boy, dat guy, dat dude rock james" What is the definition of "dat boy, dat guy, dat dude"?


box elder

Instruction: "the box elder served me green jello with tiny marshmallows" What is the definition of "box elder"?


goguide

local magazine covering local events, gigs, shows etc

Instruction: "this town needs a goguide so i know whats going on" What is the definition of "goguide"?


high and tight

a military style haircut where the sides are cut extremely short

Instruction: "when i turned blue at the end of basic training i had a high and tight" What is the definition of "high and tight"?


high and tight

"a term used to describe a particular circumcision style where most of the inner skin is left intact, and mostly outer skin removed

Instruction: "i went to urologist and asked him to cut me high and tight" What is the definition of "high and tight"?


high and tight

name for a bad haircut in which sideburns are shaved completely off

Instruction: "check out the high and tight on that guy" What is the definition of "high and tight"?


chav up

to make an innocent word, object or being a complete utter chav

Instruction: "why did you chav up your car with that body kit, you [spanny]" What is the definition of "chav up"?


booty noodle

a term used for vagina  a person who is a coward

Instruction: "kristal is considered to be slutty because she gives up the booty noodle on the first date  that booty noodle ass punk was scared to sell me anything" What is the definition of "booty noodle"?


and spa

"and spa  is often added by business owners to "class up" their business or make it grander than it is

Instruction: "i'm going to get my hair done at shaniqua's weaves and spa" What is the definition of "and spa"?


best friend in law

Instruction: "my wife's best friend karisti is my best friend in law" What is the definition of "best friend in law"?


12 guage facial

when ones face is covered with scars that look like divits in their skin from a bad affliction of acne

Instruction: "dude, you know tom, he has the 12 guage facial" What is the definition of "12 guage facial"?


cum guards

Instruction: "that chick has a nice set of cum guards on her" What is the definition of "cum guards"?


parallelogramming

is when you are doing a really great job at parallel parking

Instruction: "wow you are really parallelogramming this parking spot" What is the definition of "parallelogramming"?


get housed

the act of gettin totally fucked up that wakin up in  a different house doesnt suprise you

Instruction: "back in the day we would get housed and wake up in our nieghbors garage" What is the definition of "get housed"?


skank plank

Instruction: "hey look, that girl not only has a tramp stamp, but also a skank plank" What is the definition of "skank plank"?


skank plank

an elevated platform or object used as a dancing platform, commonly used by inebriated girls dancing to loud music at a bar or night club

Instruction: "harold and kumar were elated at the sight of girls on the skank plank at the korean party" What is the definition of "skank plank"?


baltimore blowjob

the same as a pittsburg puffer only in baltimore

Instruction: "g;welcome to baltimore m:where can i get a baltimore blowjob g:well i have to fart so stick `er there" What is the definition of "baltimore blowjob"?


boogerwhopped

a way to describe a situation that has gone awry

Instruction: "you need to clean the head, it's all boogerwhopped" What is the definition of "boogerwhopped"?


gbb

Context: oh he's my gbb (gay big brother)

Instruction: "oh he's my gbb (gay big brother)" What is the definition of "gbb"?


gbb

Context: none gbb

gbb green bottle blue,chromatopelma cyanopubescens

Instruction: "none gbb" What is the definition of "gbb"?


gbb

get broadband  (said to annoying people on dial up who insist on downloading lossless audio files at 5kbps for days on end)

Instruction: "d: hey beebs, can i get some flac? b: gbb you tosser" What is the definition of "gbb"?


dry crusade

the process of penetrative anal sex without the use of a wet lubricant, possibly using a dry absorbant powder such as talc or flour instead

Instruction: "liam, shut up before i whip out the talcum powder and dry crusade you into submission" What is the definition of "dry crusade"?


blacked topped

Instruction: "she has been blacked topped serval times" What is the definition of "blacked topped"?


baltimore beatdown

when a deformed person with no arms or legs is getting fucked and is sitting on the man's penis, looking like a large boner

Instruction: "i gave that paralyzed chick a baltimore beatdown she will never forget" What is the definition of "baltimore beatdown"?


jailbreaking

"the process of opening your iphone, ipod touch, or ipad to many new possibilities

Instruction: ""you: "i just finished jailbreaking my iphone" What is the definition of "jailbreaking"?


s.g.

Context: hey guys, s.g. a beer with me

Instruction: "hey guys, s.g. a beer with me" What is the definition of "s.g."?


Context: 1kewldude (banned), 1kewldude2 (banned)

a contraversial anti government hero on youtube

Instruction: "1kewldude (banned), 1kewldude2 (banned)" What is the definition of "1kewldude2"?


nicaragua

location : central america (between costarica and guatemala) capital : managua population : not sure

Instruction: "you should stop by nicaragua when you trip to central america" What is the definition of "nicaragua"?


nicaragua

nicaragua is a country in central america nicaragua is not a continent bush is incorrect because he said:  nicaragua? yes i've been there, it's a very nice continent

Instruction: "i visited nicaragua and i beautiful and i want to come back very soon - nicaragua has many beautiful places to visit only in a month" What is the definition of "nicaragua"?


boat boner

Instruction: "the little man on the boat has a boat boner" What is the definition of "boat boner"?


bitsk

Instruction: "eye fukk a different bitsk errry nite of da weak son" What is the definition of "bitsk"?


cock hound

Context: nicole davis is a cock hound slut

usually a female who hounds (loves) the cock

Instruction: "nicole davis is a cock hound slut" What is the definition of "cock hound"?


cock hound

(noun)  any person male or female who is on the constant hunt of the cock

Instruction: "terri(y) is constantly looking for cock, she/he is a cock hound" What is the definition of "cock hound"?


cock hound

Instruction: "i went to pet your dog and he totally stole my dick, he is such a cock hound" What is the definition of "cock hound"?


cock hound

a male that has little control over his sexual desire

Instruction: "pussy means more to him than anything else, he is a real cock hound" What is the definition of "cock hound"?


boner alert

Context: boner alert

Instruction: "boner alert" What is the definition of "boner alert"?


boner alert

massive erection forming or already formed

Instruction: "her pokey nipples give me such a boner alert that between them and my prince albert we could have a wicked game of hoopla" What is the definition of "boner alert"?


ciobanai

the plural of ciobanus, a ciobanus being a hairy and saggy asshole

Instruction: "george and george's mother have ciobanai" What is the definition of "ciobanai"?


brbeer

Context: hold that thought, i'll brbeer

when you have to leave your conversation in limbo while you go to the fridge/cooler to get another beer

Instruction: "hold that thought, i'll brbeer" What is the definition of "brbeer"?


bend my elbow

Instruction: "i'm going to go bend my elbow while you bend your ears" What is the definition of "bend my elbow"?


mikey q

Context: as honest as mikey q

Instruction: "as honest as mikey q" What is the definition of "mikey q"?


lover's nuts

Instruction: "the bitch was such a prick tease she gave me lover's nuts" What is the definition of "lover's nuts"?


american wedding

when a woman performs oral sex on a man under the table in a restaurant

Instruction: "he got his wife to give him an american wedding at that italian resturant downtown" What is the definition of "american wedding"?


american wedding

Instruction: "i love watching stiffler on american wedding" What is the definition of "american wedding"?


blog-jacker

blog-jacker, a person who comments on a blog trying to upstage or out-do the original blogger

Instruction: "posted my latest fishing catch results on my blog, some blog-jacker git commented by claiming he'd caught the same as me, but they were all a pound bigger" What is the definition of "blog-jacker"?


eagle red

the combination of heroine (street name eagle or black eagle) and lsd (red), with the latter frequently taking its street name from the color of the blotting paper

Instruction: "mia went through one hell of a trip courtesy of the eagle red" What is the definition of "eagle red"?


bubba sub

Context: g dubb, b club, bubba sub

Instruction: "g dubb, b club, bubba sub" What is the definition of "bubba sub"?


cooter flaps

Instruction: "i spread her cooter flaps and licked her clit" What is the definition of "cooter flaps"?


dumbassium

it is a element that all men are made of

Instruction: "all men are made of dumbassium, hey your dumbassium is leaking" What is the definition of "dumbassium"?


allspicing it

verb phrase,  to bring one's sack lunch to school

Instruction: "guy 1: what are you going to get for lunch today? guy 2: nah, dude, i'm allspicing it today" What is the definition of "allspicing it"?


alaskan freight train

a chick freezes her shit and uses it as a dildo

Instruction: "i heard katie uses an alaskan freight train instead of a vibrator" What is the definition of "alaskan freight train"?


fail streak

a fail streak is a serise of failures in succession

Instruction: "the ugly person was on a fail streak after he bit his finger, tripped over a root, and fell off a cliff to his death" What is the definition of "fail streak"?


dead seastar

sexual position when someone is so tired that they just lie on their back with their arms and legs spread wide and wait for their partner to go to work

Instruction: "last night when i went to bed with my partner, i was so tired that fell into the dead seastar position, and still busted a fatty" What is the definition of "dead seastar"?


boombatang

Context: damn that bitch look like a boombatang

an extremly ugly person, a mixture of a baboon and an aragotane

Instruction: "damn that bitch look like a boombatang" What is the definition of "boombatang"?


afterjiggle

the amount of time that a [booty] jiggles and shakes after being smacked with considerable force

Instruction: "damn, that girl's [ass] had a 6 second afterjiggle" What is the definition of "afterjiggle"?


beastial necrofelcher

a person who fucks a dead animal up the ass and sucks the cum out

Instruction: "the beastial necrofelcher was suddenly aroused as he ran over his neighbor's cat" What is the definition of "beastial necrofelcher"?


azmain

Context: i feal so azmain

Instruction: "i feal so azmain " What is the definition of "azmain "?


asce

Instruction: "the plumber and driveway repairmen laughed hysterically at the little asian kid, while shouting asce" What is the definition of "asce"?


asce

Instruction: "the plumber and driveway repairmen laughed hysterically at the little asian kid, while shouting asce" What is the definition of "asce"?


dick dents

Context: your dick dents are really cute

Instruction: "your dick dents are really cute" What is the definition of "dick dents"?


combat battle wings

before going down on a girl you use your teeth to pull out her tampon and with out letting go throwing it across the room

Instruction: "you haven't gotten your wings until you gotten combat battle wings" What is the definition of "combat battle wings"?


throner

an erection developing from a scene of game of thrones

Instruction: "when those two girls ended up naked on the show last night, i got a raging throner" What is the definition of "throner"?


throner

"1) the boner-like excitement one feels while watching an episode of "game of thrones

Instruction: "did you see episode two? i had a massive throner the entire time" What is the definition of "throner"?


throner

when you get so excited for the hbo show game of thrones that you get a boner

Instruction: "travis: i'm so excited for the next season of game of thrones that i have a throner" What is the definition of "throner"?


brandi belle

Context: that girl can fuck like brandi belle

a cute porn actress that runs her own website which is an affiliate of bangbros

Instruction: "that girl can fuck like brandi belle" What is the definition of "brandi belle"?


freeff

Instruction: ""did you freeff your hat? "i freeffed my laptop" What is the definition of "freeff"?


bunseeking

Context: im going to go out bunseeking

someone who wants to squeeze someones butt or is looking for someones butt to squeeze

Instruction: "im going to go out bunseeking" What is the definition of "bunseeking"?


monute

Instruction: "let's monute next week?  let us monute inside your girlfriend?" What is the definition of "monute"?


country drunk

Instruction: "let's hit up the tractor pull and then go get good and country drunk" What is the definition of "country drunk"?


chesca

Context: saint chesca ;)

a very unique name, often used for children of holy nature

Instruction: "saint chesca ;)" What is the definition of "chesca"?


chesca

Context: you're shirt is sooooo chesca

she's my bestfriend  she co-represents love or any of the like

Instruction: "you're shirt is sooooo chesca" What is the definition of "chesca"?


dimmu borgir

"an excellent black metal band from norway that puts on amazing concerts

Instruction: "dimmu borgir is named after a volcanic formation in iceland" What is the definition of "dimmu borgir"?


dimmu borgir

a really cool symphonic [black metal] band from [norway]

Instruction: "some good songs by dimmu borgir include: sympozium, in death's embrace, alliegance" What is the definition of "dimmu borgir"?


psychopathic hoebag

Context: go away, you psychopathic hoebag

a person who talks about disgusting funny things

Instruction: "go away, you psychopathic hoebag" What is the definition of "psychopathic hoebag"?


cunt ketchup

Instruction: "guy: does anyone smell pennies? woman: sorry, just my cunt ketchup" What is the definition of "cunt ketchup"?


dropping the juice

Instruction: "i love dropping the juice on my bitch while she sleeps" What is the definition of "dropping the juice"?


dragon faced

to be extremely [drunk], [shit-faced], [intoxicated], [crunk], [sloshed], [hammered], [tippsy], or [alcoholized]

Instruction: "i was so dragon faced last night that if fought chuck norris for some fat chick" What is the definition of "dragon faced"?


boomarang chucker

Context: that boomarang chucker is dedicated

the act of sucking a guy off when you puke and then continue to blow him

Instruction: "that boomarang chucker is dedicated" What is the definition of "boomarang chucker"?


comic squad

"the comic squad or cs is a group of roleplayers who talk shiz which is the truth about other roleplayers on kik

Instruction: "the comic squad twerked and reviewed other roleplayer accounts" What is the definition of "comic squad"?


elevator music

dull uninteresting music of the type heard in elevators

Instruction: "i wish they would play something besides this boring elevator music" What is the definition of "elevator music"?


elevator music

"music you listen to while you're elevated, baked, lifted, stoned, blazed, or whatever colloquial term you use for "getting high""

Instruction: "all we do is ride around and get high to it, that's why we call it that elevator music" What is the definition of "elevator music"?


elevator music

shittier music for people that want the real music and it is the hip hop music that is the real music

Instruction: "why can't this fuckin store turn off this shitty elevator music and put it on 94" What is the definition of "elevator music"?


cha cha land

Context: cha cha land is where iz at

Instruction: "cha cha land is where iz at" What is the definition of "cha cha land"?


zares

Context: dude, my zares found my stash

Instruction: "dude, my zares found my stash" What is the definition of "zares"?


cinderlad

one of irish origin,who happens to be a lesbian or homosexual

Instruction: "omfg that leprechaun is such a fuckin' cinderlad" What is the definition of "cinderlad"?


cinderlad

one of irish origin,who happens to be a lesbian or homosexual

Instruction: "omfg that leprechaun is such a fuckin' cinderlad" What is the definition of "cinderlad"?


basic white guy

Context: that guy is a basic white guy

someone who is just a complete stud who must love bacon, love hunting/fishing, wear levi jeans, and like the green bay packers

Instruction: "that guy is a basic white guy" What is the definition of "basic white guy"?


armthong

Instruction: "i can't wait to get my arm out of this damn armthong" What is the definition of "armthong"?


armthong

a sling or immobilizer to hold ones arm following injury or surgery

Instruction: "i had shoulder surgery and have to wear this damn armthong for 6 weeks" What is the definition of "armthong"?


cashtray

a car ashtray that has been repurposed as a coinholder

Instruction: "here comes another toll - open the cashtray" What is the definition of "cashtray"?


cashtray

a car ashtray that has been repurposed as a coinholder

Instruction: "here comes another toll - open the cashtray" What is the definition of "cashtray"?


e-boyfriendaphobia

Instruction: "i think i have a bad case of e-boyfriendaphobia" What is the definition of "e-boyfriendaphobia"?


cereal bowls

marijuana smoked during morning hours, commonly done immediately after waking up

Instruction: "those cereal bowls completely killed my hangover dude" What is the definition of "cereal bowls"?


beautifoul

Context: paris hilton is so beautifoul

something or someone that seems lovely, but in all actuality is fetid

Instruction: "paris hilton is so beautifoul" What is the definition of "beautifoul"?


alaskan baton

shitting into a condom, freezing it overnight, and using it as a dildo the next day

Instruction: "aye, she's a big fan of the alaskan baton when she can't find her dildo" What is the definition of "alaskan baton"?


panic button

the button you push on your car alarm keypad that makes the alarm go off

Instruction: "a dog walked up to my car and before he could piss on it i pushed the panic button" What is the definition of "panic button"?


panic button

to have sex with a woman in the doggystyle position and pump your finger into her anus simultaneously

Instruction: "while travis was having sex with vicky, he pressed the panic button" What is the definition of "panic button"?


geekiness

geekiness is an adjective used to describe an individual who is a [geek]

Instruction: "the chess club is just reaking with geekiness" What is the definition of "geekiness"?


lenalee

lenalee lee is a well known character from the popular anime/manga d

Instruction: ""oh my god that girls so slutty look at her she's such a lenalee  "god would you stop crying you dumb bitch god you must be a lenalee""" What is the definition of "lenalee"?


crying johnny

noun: the act of extremely injuring (whether shooting, stabbing, etc

Instruction: "i asked him not to mess with me, but he ended up regretting doing so when i gave him a crying johnny" What is the definition of "crying johnny"?


e-hung

exhibiting an egotistical attitude in online settings

Instruction: "moose is down-to-earth in real life, but he is totally e-hung on the forums" What is the definition of "e-hung"?


fistcocking

Context: fistcocking must hurt

Instruction: "fistcocking must hurt" What is the definition of "fistcocking"?


custie

Context: mike is such a custie

short for 'customer'- drug dealer slang used to denote either a customer in general or a customet who would pay higher then average prices for the drugs

Instruction: "mike is such a custie" What is the definition of "custie"?


custie

(1)n- soemone who pays exorbitant prices for drugs

Instruction: "(1)trey bought an 1/8 for $60, what a custie" What is the definition of "custie"?


custie

Instruction: "example one: hey brah, i just sold some bunk doses to some custie chick" What is the definition of "custie"?


custie

"a slang term for a person who attends jamband shows

Instruction: "you know that older guy still on tour zippy, he is such a custie" What is the definition of "custie"?


custie

Context: mikhial is a custie

Instruction: "mikhial is a custie" What is the definition of "custie"?


lizbeth

Context: lizbeth is a good person

Instruction: "lizbeth is a good person" What is the definition of "lizbeth"?


lizbeth

Instruction: ""omg she is such a lizbeth, yeah id tap that "i wanna be just like lizbeth when i grow up""" What is the definition of "lizbeth"?


40 time

Context: "dude, what time is it? "it's 40 time

40 time- time to drink 40's, going out with friends and drinking 40 oz

Instruction: ""dude, what time is it? "it's 40 time" What is the definition of "40 time"?


juniorized

being forcibly subordinated to someone of equal or higher rank within a company or other organization

Instruction: "despite his considerable experience, he was totally juniorized by middle management and was forced to perform menial tasks because he was the new guy" What is the definition of "juniorized"?


gir

Context: omg i love gir

gir is the greatest cartoon character to ever be made

Instruction: "omg i love gir" What is the definition of "gir"?


gir

Context: omfg i love gir

"a character on the show "invader zim"  he wears a dog suit and his brain is made of pennies and paper clips "

Instruction: "omfg i love gir" What is the definition of "gir"?


gir

one of the most kickass cartoon characters evah! gir (a dysfunctional sir, standard information retrieval unit) is zim's robot servant however he rarely obeys

Instruction: "gir quotes: *doorbell rings* leprechauns" What is the definition of "gir"?


gir

"1) the noise angry things make 2) a robot in a popular nick show "invader zim"

Instruction: "1: a) you so ugly b) gir >:(  2: a) lets watch invader zim" What is the definition of "gir"?


bojillion

a term to be used when a high number is needed

Instruction: "i am going to drink a bojillion gin sodas tonite" What is the definition of "bojillion"?


1987 spring break nipples

back in the day when you had nice perfect pink perky nipples

Instruction: "man she may be 40 but she definitely has 1987 spring break nipples going on" What is the definition of "1987 spring break nipples"?


bobuschca

Context: [doing suck it thing] bobuschca

"what you say when you make a "suck it" gesture"

Instruction: "[doing suck it thing] bobuschca" What is the definition of "bobuschca"?


fictionitis

"a disease common consisting of an obsession-rational or otherwise-with a fictional world, character, or state of being

Instruction: ""gracie was diagnosed with fictionitis when her friends noted her ceaseless blabbering about the said "fault in our stars" What is the definition of "fictionitis"?


faggina

a homosexuals butthole when stretched out when after intercoarse

Instruction: "toreys faggina was stretchier then elastic" What is the definition of "faggina"?


faggina

Instruction: "that guy's walking funny, he must of had his faggina pounded" What is the definition of "faggina"?


faggina

Context: don't be a faggina

Instruction: "don't be a faggina" What is the definition of "faggina"?


flippity floppity floop

Instruction: "lets go to my flippity floppity floop for some collar greens" What is the definition of "flippity floppity floop"?


flippity floppity floop

Instruction: "c'ma niggah, lets bounce out to my flippity floppity floop ya her?" What is the definition of "flippity floppity floop"?


beleagured

Context: its the beleagured josh horie

when someone sees problems everywhere that are amusing to more normal folks, then they are said to be beleagured  often used as a noun for one with crazy ideas

Instruction: "its the beleagured josh horie" What is the definition of "beleagured"?


anne frankin it

Context: anne frankin it

when cops come to break up and party and people have to hide in the attic

Instruction: "anne frankin it" What is the definition of "anne frankin it"?


botched mitzvah

Instruction: "“i went to jason’s botched mitzvah saturday" What is the definition of "botched mitzvah"?


cash flo 4 life

to have your cash flowing for your whole life  a black man from the bronx new york, who's cash be flowing and got mad bitches

Instruction: "slut1: hey thats cash flo hoe2: who? slut2: cash flo 4 life bitch hoe1: he make me wet when i see him" What is the definition of "cash flo 4 life"?


asswards

Context: how did you do at the exam? asswards

"this word borrowed from the expression very frequently used in argentina "para el lado del orto/culo"

Instruction: "how did you do at the exam? asswards" What is the definition of "asswards"?


asswards

to head in the general directions of [booty]

Instruction: "lets go asswards to the other side of the club" What is the definition of "asswards"?


asswards

Context: how did you do at the exam? asswards

"this word borrowed from the expression very frequently used in argentina "para el lado del orto/culo"

Instruction: "how did you do at the exam? asswards" What is the definition of "asswards"?


asswards

to head in the general directions of [booty]

Instruction: "lets go asswards to the other side of the club" What is the definition of "asswards"?


assliciously delicious

very fine female with a extra perky extra meaty behind

Instruction: "hey laquanda you are looking sooo assliciously delicious today" What is the definition of "assliciously delicious"?


aryn

usually, a female version name of 'aaron'

Instruction: "guy: you're just like aryn girl: omg that's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me" What is the definition of "aryn"?


aryn

Context: bless every aryn in this world :)

usually, a female version name of 'aaron'

Instruction: "bless every aryn in this world :)" What is the definition of "aryn"?


bangin shit

to deficate in a manner befitting a king

Instruction: "person 1: i just took a bangin shit in the bog person 2: awesome *high 5*" What is the definition of "bangin shit"?


colt brennan

Context: that colt brennan is such a phenom

the best quarterback in ncaa football history

Instruction: "that colt brennan is such a phenom" What is the definition of "colt brennan"?


hot house

Instruction: ""you better not commit that adultery, that could land you in the hot house" What is the definition of "hot house"?


beer balls

similar to whickey dick however, the drunkeness of the male is so intense, that the balls are also impaired and resist any sexual stimulation to encourage an erection

Instruction: "i can't go home with you if you're gonna have beer balls when we get there" What is the definition of "beer balls"?


assghani

Instruction: "hey man, i was in kabul yesterday at the un hospital but we were swarmed by a group of assghani kids begging for money" What is the definition of "assghani"?


annabel and ross

possibly the best people to ever exist  people who stole madeline

Instruction: "did you just annabel and ross that little girl?" What is the definition of "annabel and ross"?


dinkfink

the odor your dick gets after masturbating or having sex

Instruction: "man, i masturbated two hours ago and my dinkfink still hasn't gone away" What is the definition of "dinkfink"?


emo hair

Instruction: "question: i need a new hair style; can you members of emo hair help me?  answer: i think this hair style would look wonderful on you" What is the definition of "emo hair"?


clock boy

a small, usually obnoxious cos-player whose costume is made exclusivity out of a clock

Instruction: "did that clock boy just say he would wreck my pussy?" What is the definition of "clock boy"?


coogoo

Context: the girl was a true coogoo at heart

the person of all person, boobies, piles of hair, corn crops, fat chi chi's, maverick

Instruction: "the girl was a true coogoo at heart" What is the definition of "coogoo"?


cheebaehorror

the horror of seeing a large majority of girls dressed in denim tights and miniskirts and/or revealing and flimsy tops,in a crowded and upmarket shopping belt

Instruction: "the scene at orchard road is truly cheebaehorror" What is the definition of "cheebaehorror"?


devil child

a child who is malicious and evil and will stop at nothing to hurt someone

Instruction: "reagans devil child tripped her down the stairs and she has four broken ribs and a dead uterus" What is the definition of "devil child"?


brettneck

Context: that guy is a complete brettneck

"a person that comes from a upper class family that not only chooses, but actually fits in a rural redneck community

Instruction: "that guy is a complete brettneck" What is the definition of "brettneck"?


feta friends

two females who are friends and are known to have smelly rotten flavored vaginas

Instruction: "lisa and kelly are hot but they're feta friends" What is the definition of "feta friends"?


eotss

Context: ok, lets go to eotss for some munchies

an acronym for the end of the street store

Instruction: "ok, lets go to eotss for some munchies" What is the definition of "eotss"?


ficking

Instruction: "alex is a ficking whore for showing me supapete" What is the definition of "ficking"?


ficking

Instruction: "ariel: stupid ficking crack whore aliza:ya i no" What is the definition of "ficking"?


ficking

any sexual activities with the opposite sex (or same sex if you are gay)

Instruction: "wow did you see those people ficking in the park? they were totally making out" What is the definition of "ficking"?


parris island

Instruction: "the only way i'm getting off parris island is leaving a marine" What is the definition of "parris island"?


parris island

Instruction: ""drill instructor: "welcome to my island, marine corps recruit depot, parris island" What is the definition of "parris island"?


parris island

an island in south carolina surrounded by festering swamp shit water and used to contain marine corps recruits in training

Instruction: "i would escape from parris island and swim through the disgustingness but im scared ill grow scales and a third eye" What is the definition of "parris island"?


parris island

Context: i left for parris island this morning

marine corps recruit training depot located near beaufort, south carolina

Instruction: "i left for parris island this morning" What is the definition of "parris island"?


parris island

Instruction: "cock sucking shitheads welcome to mcrd parris island" What is the definition of "parris island"?


meat hook

Instruction: "get your nasty little meat hook off that pie, you fat tub of lard" What is the definition of "meat hook"?


meat hook

Instruction: "she was so into it i just had to give her tha meat hook" What is the definition of "meat hook"?


meat hook

"inserting fingers into a girl's anus while she is "ontop" and assisting her in humping

Instruction: "i'm getting tired, can you meat hook me?" What is the definition of "meat hook"?


kiwan

Context: what would kiwan do

kiwan (caribbean) is an amerindian name originating from the caribs of martinique

Instruction: "what would kiwan do" What is the definition of "kiwan"?


ayuthaya

once the ancient capital of [thailand], today a small satellite of the [bangkok] megapolis

Instruction: "translation of two thais from [bangkok] talking:  person 1: i'm moving to ayuthaya  person 2: that upcountry ghost town? why?" What is the definition of "ayuthaya"?


crotchless bikini

Context: look at kathy in that crotchless bikini

a bikini worn on some beaches and where a woman wants to show what a prime pussy she's got

Instruction: "look at kathy in that crotchless bikini" What is the definition of "crotchless bikini"?


smelly owl

a sexual act usually involving a male and female

Instruction: "hey ralph, yesterday i got a new girlfriend, she was a smelly owl when i got done with her" What is the definition of "smelly owl"?


crunked up

Context: we gotst crunked up last night

Instruction: "we gotst crunked up last night" What is the definition of "crunked up"?


crunked up

Instruction: "im crunked up u fucking gaf go eat a grommit" What is the definition of "crunked up"?


crunked up

Context: i'm about to get crunked up

the state of being pissed off, upset or angry

Instruction: "i'm about to get crunked up" What is the definition of "crunked up"?


dunmore

a dunmore is a name for someone who steals things then plagurises it as their own work

Instruction: "alex: damn that dunmore stole my urban dictionary definition johnny: well thats what dunmores do" What is the definition of "dunmore"?


dunmore

Instruction: "dude, he totally pulled a dunmore with her on saturday" What is the definition of "dunmore"?


dunmore

Context: run, the dunmore is coming

another name for the local retard in your town

Instruction: "run, the dunmore is coming" What is the definition of "dunmore"?


fuxpensive

Instruction: "i wanted to get mine in titanium but that was fuxpensive" What is the definition of "fuxpensive"?


bared out

Instruction: "damn man i was so bared out last night i dont remember shit" What is the definition of "bared out"?


bared out

Instruction: "damn man i was so bared out last night i dont remember shit" What is the definition of "bared out"?


bee arr bee

Instruction: "i'm gonna run in and grab my phone, bee arr bee" What is the definition of "bee arr bee"?


daeg

Context: dude that kid is a total daeg

a creepy kid who kills his sister and has a stripper for a mom

Instruction: "dude that kid is a total daeg" What is the definition of "daeg"?


butt hymen

a theoretical fold of mucous membrane occluding the rectum

Instruction: "hell yeah he's a player - he broke my butt hymen after our second date" What is the definition of "butt hymen"?


cheese toast

Context: fuck those cheese toast niggas

a derogatory term referring to east coast crips

Instruction: "fuck those cheese toast niggas" What is the definition of "cheese toast"?


cheese toast

"an insult to someone from the east coast - usually those with gang affiliations (crips, etc)

Instruction: ""gang member - "ay holmes u see that cheese toast fool down the block, lets smoke him"  white kid in california - "fuck the cheese toast" What is the definition of "cheese toast"?


cheese toast

"a spanglish play on the word "east coast", used derogatorily to refer to [east coast] [crips]

Instruction: "dang esse, joo chur blasted dat cheese toast chongo at da bus stop" What is the definition of "cheese toast"?


cheese toast

Context: yo alex make me a cheese toast

the best thing to eat when you have nothing else

Instruction: "yo alex make me a cheese toast" What is the definition of "cheese toast"?


cheese toast

the single most powerful being to ever exist

Instruction: "dude if you mess with me, cheese toast will smite you" What is the definition of "cheese toast"?


breadless

when you haven't eaten bread and bread products because of passover for many days

Instruction: "man, i was am so breadless last night that i dreamed about eating a bagel" What is the definition of "breadless"?


ballnoculars

placing your testicles in another person's eyesockets, one for each hole

Instruction: "eric gases on chris so chris is now allowed to give eric ballnoculars" What is the definition of "ballnoculars"?


Context: the codon4 is very smelly

Instruction: "the codon4 is very smelly" What is the definition of "codon4"?


Context: codon4 is elite

Instruction: "codon4 is elite" What is the definition of "codon4"?


bootyhawk

when a rugby player at colorado springs is looking to score some girls, sluts, or even hoes

Instruction: "nick : hey larry, you tryna bootyhawk tonight? larry: naw i still got hiv" What is the definition of "bootyhawk"?


bocon

Context: voy a ser el mas bocon - calle 13

Instruction: "voy a ser el mas bocon - calle 13" What is the definition of "bocon"?


cronchet

a person who doesn't know how to spell a word correctly and so they just spell it how it sounds

Instruction: "that dude's spelling is so whack; he's cronchet" What is the definition of "cronchet"?


cajigas

"a hispanic last name pronounced cah-he-gus that is often pronounced incorrectly by [gringos] and [crackers] as "cajiggaz", which is often used to point out a girls boobs"

Instruction: "as a name: bob cajigas as a description:damn, that girls got some nice cajiggaz" What is the definition of "cajigas"?


babester

"a word used to describe someone who is cute and mischievous

Instruction: "when you stuffed snow down my clothes it gave me cold for two weeks, but i still wuv you babester because you looked so cute doing it" What is the definition of "babester"?


cali bud

Instruction: "yo man this cali bud is so sticky icky, itll blow yo mind" What is the definition of "cali bud"?


cali bud

cannabis sativa or indica with a very high percentage of thc

Instruction: ""yo, when is that cali bud coming in?  "dude, it was shipped today in overnight shipping, so it should get here tomorrow" What is the definition of "cali bud"?


bnog

Context: "hey justin, come hit the bnog

intentional misspelling of '[bong]', intended for use as code word

Instruction: ""hey justin, come hit the bnog" What is the definition of "bnog"?


small silent poots

Instruction: "sam sam is never punished even when he drops some small silent poots after eating treats all day" What is the definition of "small silent poots"?


dakisha

Instruction: "dakisha is a ceo of all enterprises down for her man will ride or die bout money a go getta and always great for everything a natural born leader" What is the definition of "dakisha"?


kai harris

a very amazing guy with the best kisses and hugs

Instruction: "i'm so lucky that my boyfriend is kai harris" What is the definition of "kai harris"?


crosshybrid

a hybrid between two animals or plants that are already hybrids

Instruction: "a cross between a liger (a hybrid between a lion and a tiger) and a zebrass (a hybrid between a zebra and an ass) is a crosshybrid" What is the definition of "crosshybrid"?


jam eaters

Context: we're jam eaters and proud of it

initially a term of abuse, because some local miners were too poor to put meat in their sandwiches

Instruction: "we're jam eaters and proud of it" What is the definition of "jam eaters"?


munchanka

an honourable chap who only engages in the most noble and selfless of deeds

Instruction: "i daresay that munchanka ought to run for parliament" What is the definition of "munchanka"?


cakestress

Instruction: "i was a good cakestress when i made a cake out of two donuts and some m&ms" What is the definition of "cakestress"?


1000 bpm

Context: comin' at you (sic: toilet) 1000 bpm

diarrhea creating approximately one thousand splashes per minute

Instruction: "comin' at you (sic: toilet) 1000 bpm" What is the definition of "1000 bpm"?


brosuff

dude or bro but alot cooler if you're gay

Instruction: "guy 1:hey brosuff you're lookin real nise tonight" What is the definition of "brosuff"?


cutie mcawesomeness

a cool, sexy, intelligent girl who is very unique and amazing

Instruction: "oh snap, that girl is such a cutie mcawesomeness" What is the definition of "cutie mcawesomeness"?


amerindia

Context: maine is the abnaki's amerindia

that part of the americas where the american indians live

Instruction: "maine is the abnaki's amerindia" What is the definition of "amerindia"?


davey havok

a rock god in his own right, davey havock is the mesmerizing singer of afi or a fire inside

Instruction: "see the majestic davey havok in the new afi video miss murder (directors cut) has him in blue eyeshadow" What is the definition of "davey havok"?


davey havok

Instruction: "davey havok was one of the fouding members of afi back in 1991" What is the definition of "davey havok"?


davey havok

Instruction: "davey havok is the most amazing man alive" What is the definition of "davey havok"?


davey havok

Context: "look it's davey havok

"5'10", brown eyed pile of really gorgeous man

Instruction: ""look it's davey havok" What is the definition of "davey havok"?


davey havok

davey havok is the lead singer of the best band of all times

Instruction: "davey havok sang beautifully at the concert" What is the definition of "davey havok"?


davey havok

Instruction: "davey havok is jesus, is it the hair? i think its the hair, yes it the hair" What is the definition of "davey havok"?


davey havok

Context: davey havok is fucking sexy

davey is the most hot!! guy in the whole

Instruction: "davey havok is fucking sexy" What is the definition of "davey havok"?


canaling

Context: the joint is canaling

Instruction: "the joint is canaling" What is the definition of "canaling"?


chemo girls

Context: chemo girls yershh

a chemo is a chav who is turning grebo/emo/skater

Instruction: "chemo girls yershh" What is the definition of "chemo girls"?


clice

when head lice and crabs mate to form a super bug

Instruction: "person 1: i heard that poor dirty bitch puts out  person 2: werd yeah man don't touch her though i heard shes got the clice" What is the definition of "clice"?


clice

Instruction: "the ereader confined activities to clice from his click" What is the definition of "clice"?


fish-lipped bitty

"a term popularized by the great tv show "scrubs" describing an attractive women who is bad kisser

Instruction: "i know she's yo wife but you can keep that fish-lipped bitty" What is the definition of "fish-lipped bitty"?


bredrian

what fake thug white kids use even though they dont have a fuckin clue what it means

Instruction: "normal:wa gwon bredrian white kid: what up breadrian see the difference my friends" What is the definition of "bredrian"?


cock docking

it is when two men are having sex and one inserts his penis into the other's foreskin rubbing it until he cums

Instruction: "last night my boyfriend and i had a hot  cock docking session" What is the definition of "cock docking"?


caravaning

when a woman bends over, you run up behind her and thrust yourself in her

Instruction: "i was caravaning today as my wife bent over in front of me" What is the definition of "caravaning"?


caravaning

changed into a verb from [caravan], it means to go on holiday in a caravan

Instruction: ""what're you doing for the holidays? "we're going caravaning" What is the definition of "caravaning"?


speed humping

the word created for driving over speed humps way too fast in hopes of getting air

Instruction: "dude, lets cut through bellevue and do some speed humping" What is the definition of "speed humping"?


butt flowers

Instruction: "dude come and smell this, i just let out some butt flowers" What is the definition of "butt flowers"?


dont roast back

"when you roast on someone and they roast you back, say "dont roast back""

Instruction: "person a:yo mama eye broccoli person b: yo mama fart so much i thought she was a gas station  person a: dont roast back" What is the definition of "dont roast back"?


chub-a-longs

heavyset preteen girls that like to start drama behind your back

Instruction: "those 2 little chub-a-longs emily and kaylee have such pathetic lives that they have to start drama with other people to get their jollies" What is the definition of "chub-a-longs"?


dlist

"a social networking site tailored to males making non-standard lifestyle choices, particularly in the area of selecting partners

Instruction: "dude, i was like on dlist yesterday and you were like a featured member" What is the definition of "dlist"?


israeli policies

the israeli policies create peace in the middle east and kill the terrorist population  -phd professor harry barker harvard sociol department of terrorist

Instruction: "con side should lose always with feb topic on israeli policies" What is the definition of "israeli policies"?


boob crotch

a game in which girls touch and/or hit eachothers boob and crotches

Instruction: "dylan and alexa played boob crotch until they had swollen boobs" What is the definition of "boob crotch"?


ghm

"the acronym stands for the "get high movement," can be used interchangeably with getting high, wasted, drunk, etc

Instruction: "i was like so ghm when the cop pulled me over" What is the definition of "ghm"?


ghm

Context: gwm seeks ghm 4 oral fun

from personal ad lingo, stands for gay hispanic male

Instruction: "gwm seeks ghm 4 oral fun" What is the definition of "ghm"?


dnk

Context: how far she will go i dnk

do not know, frequently used as an answer on a profile category

Instruction: "how far she will go i dnk" What is the definition of "dnk"?


dnk

Context: me nd dnk are at tha movies

Instruction: "me nd dnk are at tha movies" What is the definition of "dnk"?


callery

Instruction: "that callery boy is so awesome; i want to be just like him" What is the definition of "callery"?


mircosoft

Context: mircosoft burns time

mircosoft = [plug-n-pray ] click-n-crash ( waste my time )

Instruction: "mircosoft burns time" What is the definition of "mircosoft"?


eabfd

Context: eabfd rolo you sk

"1) a five letter acronym for "eat a big fat dick"  2) a shortcut to tell someone to go eat a big fat dick"

Instruction: "eabfd rolo you sk" What is the definition of "eabfd"?


bastarodico

Context: you are a damn ass bastarodico

an insult where you combine [bastard] and [dick] together

Instruction: "you are a damn ass bastarodico" What is the definition of "bastarodico"?


ijunkie

Instruction: "that kid uses his smartphone for hours every day; he's an ijunkie" What is the definition of "ijunkie"?


ajalakalaem

it doesnt mean anything, just a fake word people use to make people laugh and be happy

Instruction: "the boy yelled ajalakalaem and eveybody laughed" What is the definition of "ajalakalaem"?


blizzard beach

when a beach is totally covered in snow, on top of the sand

Instruction: "south beach, staten island, ny,  is a blizzard beach" What is the definition of "blizzard beach"?


ask the man

an expression coined by c/c++ users, where the reference to [man] refers to the manual

Instruction: "if you don't know the ceiling function, ask the man" What is the definition of "ask the man"?


lhh

Context: wow that game made me lhh

acronym, similar to lol (laughing out loud), coined by nor-cal kids, stands for laughing hella hard

Instruction: "wow that game made me lhh" What is the definition of "lhh"?


lhh

Context: see that kid with that lhh shirt

Instruction: "see that kid with that lhh shirt" What is the definition of "lhh"?


baby blockers

Instruction: "i have to take my baby blockers every day so that i do not become pregnant" What is the definition of "baby blockers"?


clive owen

Context: clive owen is an amazing actor

an incredibly sexy british actor who's starred in many things on both stage and screen

Instruction: "clive owen is an amazing actor" What is the definition of "clive owen"?


clive owen

quite possibly the most arousing man to ever kiss on screen

Instruction: "oh god, if these people insist on [pda], they could at least involve clive owen" What is the definition of "clive owen"?


clive owen

Instruction: "man, did you see clive owen in gosford park? simply amazing" What is the definition of "clive owen"?


poppin' oysters

poppin' oysters (verb): to have a repetition of short, loud farts

Instruction: ""tony: *fart* *fart* *fart* *fart*  "oh man, im poppin' oysters" What is the definition of "poppin' oysters"?


damn yankee

Context: a damn yankee moved in next door

someone born north of the mason dixon line and moves to the south

Instruction: "a damn yankee moved in next door" What is the definition of "damn yankee"?


damn yankee

Context: southerner: get over you damn yankee

"a person coming from the north to the south

Instruction: "southerner: get over you damn yankee" What is the definition of "damn yankee"?


damn yankee

Context: that damn yankee just cut me off

piece of shit from up north, usually an elderly person, who vacations in the south, drives like helen keller, and feels as if southerns should be subservient to their needs

Instruction: "that damn yankee just cut me off" What is the definition of "damn yankee"?


damn yankee

Context: i am just another damn yankee

someone born in the midwest or northeast and has the personality traits of a northerner

Instruction: "i am just another damn yankee" What is the definition of "damn yankee"?


boolessness

Instruction: "while i'm away, i won't be able to see my boo, and i don't want to commit to three years of boolessness" What is the definition of "boolessness"?


anson mafia

Instruction: "anson mafia 314 314 stands for not a gang" What is the definition of "anson mafia"?


africa cow monkey

Instruction: "holy shit that is one crazy africa cow monkey" What is the definition of "africa cow monkey"?


ass pig

someone who enjoys any and all anal activities to the point of fetishism, and beyond

Instruction: "girl, i went out with so-and-so, and all that bitch wanted to do was spread those cheeks, she was such an ass pig" What is the definition of "ass pig"?


forumghost

comp freak d00d that appears to be l33t!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Instruction: "dude that guy acts like forumghost he hacked me" What is the definition of "forumghost"?


fbgh

Context: fbgh - winnie the pooh

Instruction: "fbgh - winnie the pooh" What is the definition of "fbgh"?


fbgh

Context: another acronym for fbgh

Instruction: "another acronym for fbgh" What is the definition of "fbgh"?


beanwhip

Context: im gonna beanwhip that hoe

Instruction: "im gonna beanwhip that hoe" What is the definition of "beanwhip"?


niles

Instruction: "i wish i was a niles so i could pimp all da girls" What is the definition of "niles"?


niles

Instruction: "just looking at niles could make a girl orgasm" What is the definition of "niles"?


niles

a working class shopping suburb of [chicago]

Instruction: "let's go visit the replica leaning tower of pisa in niles and then let's hang around at golf mill later" What is the definition of "niles"?


niles

Context: damn, i'm niles as hell

Instruction: "damn, i'm niles as hell" What is the definition of "niles"?


air apparent

when seated on the throne, the gas expelled from the backside immediately before the great brown king visits the royal pool

Instruction: "i was taking a nixon this morning and i swear the air apparent lasted ten full seconds" What is the definition of "air apparent"?


binoel

Context: the pagent takes place every binoel

a word used to describe events that happen every other christmas

Instruction: "the pagent takes place every binoel" What is the definition of "binoel"?


binoel

Context: the pagent was held every binoel

a word used when refering to every second christmas

Instruction: "the pagent was held every binoel" What is the definition of "binoel"?


daberdab

Instruction: "will we daberdab and go to that new mexican place later? it took a lot of daberdabbing but it was worth it" What is the definition of "daberdab"?


cat tongue

the rough tongue feeling one gets after eating too many sour or tart candies

Instruction: "sarah was suffering from cat tongue after eating a whole box of sweettarts" What is the definition of "cat tongue"?


cat tongue

the rough feeling one gets after burning the taste buds, when eating or drinking hot food or drink

Instruction: "i had cat tongue for a week after drinking the hot coffee" What is the definition of "cat tongue"?


cat tongue

a stubbly furgina that may result in chaffing of cheeks hips etc

Instruction: "my gals got cat tongue cause she aint shaved in two days" What is the definition of "cat tongue"?


egotistical closet perverts who are infatuated with their own penis and spend the majority of their time telling his friends that they suck at games

Instruction: "look on the bright side: i may not have a girlfriend, but at least i'm not 5onic" What is the definition of "5onic"?


goobla

an out of the ordinary, ghastly individual

Instruction: "wow did you see jimmy's date to prom? what a goobla" What is the definition of "goobla"?


beaver roll

Context: i bet that girl has a beaver roll

Instruction: "i bet that girl has a beaver roll" What is the definition of "beaver roll"?


bloodcum

when period blood somehow gets forced into your dick hole and you come

Instruction: "never drill a slutty bitch named briahna or you will have bloodcum always and forever" What is the definition of "bloodcum"?


formentano

typically a marvelously beautiful young lady who has the innate ability to attract the most dominant males even though they may be home schooled

Instruction: "did you see that girl with that stud? yea, she's a total formentano" What is the definition of "formentano"?


cell-u-verse

the total number of reachable cellphones

Instruction: "i wonder which is greater, all the stars in the sky or the cell-u-verse" What is the definition of "cell-u-verse"?


Context: atleast i can spell, d00d3r

[word]d00d[/word]  a way of calling someone

Instruction: "atleast i can spell, d00d3r" What is the definition of "d00d3r"?


dransik

a advanced 2d mmorgp,with a gigantic land mass, dynamic quests, many monsters, many skills, and weapons to select from

Instruction: "i played dransik all night and was involved in a guild war" What is the definition of "dransik"?


cosmic rippe

Context: wow that guy reminds me of cosmic rippe

Instruction: "wow that guy reminds me of cosmic rippe" What is the definition of "cosmic rippe"?


deepthritis

medical condition in which inflammation of the esophagus occurs caused from excessive penile insertion through the throat

Instruction: ""after getting skull fucked the way i did last night, i woke up with a serious case of deepthritis" What is the definition of "deepthritis"?


john green

Instruction: "john green wrote the fault in our stars for goodness sakes augustus waters should never have been created do you know how many innocent people died because of that book" What is the definition of "john green"?


john green

(noun) a john green is a man who is of average looks and lifestyle

Instruction: "the boy sitting on the bench writing in his moleskin is a real john green" What is the definition of "john green"?


freakin fabtabulous

Context: that movie was freakin fabtabulous

an adjective describing the best things in life, something so awesome it will knock your socks right off

Instruction: "that movie was freakin fabtabulous" What is the definition of "freakin fabtabulous"?


bug nice

Context: ah shit, im bug nice 2day

Instruction: "ah shit, im bug nice 2day" What is the definition of "bug nice"?


cum stains

Context: fuck look at these cum stains

male or female [love juice] that has been left to dry on an absorbent surface, usually dark sheets or underwear

Instruction: "fuck look at these cum stains" What is the definition of "cum stains"?


i don't have any gum

Instruction: "kid: do you have any gum? you: (checks, and does actually in fact have gum) no, sorry i don't have any gum" What is the definition of "i don't have any gum"?


dip stick

Context: your such a dip stick

one who's brain compacity is less than a long thin piece of metal used to check oil levels

Instruction: "your such a dip stick" What is the definition of "dip stick"?


barely blind

Context: omg barely blind

"a sub-par, completely unoriginal "punk" band from texas

Instruction: "omg barely blind" What is the definition of "barely blind"?


efrain

a sexy beast who loves tacos can be found lurking the shadows of dark alleys

Instruction: "wow, efrain sure does look sexy, dont you think?" What is the definition of "efrain"?


efrain

Instruction: "this guy likes tetris so much, he better be a efrain" What is the definition of "efrain"?


diafart

a seemingly innocent fart that results in a small amount of shit splatter when released, and creates a tell tale brown stain

Instruction: "i had a diafart so bad last night i had to throw my boxers out in the movie theater's bathroom" What is the definition of "diafart"?


luke leslie

Context: don't be a luke leslie

a shy guy who doesn't like to hit on girls

Instruction: "don't be a luke leslie" What is the definition of "luke leslie"?


a-maying

when lovers go off by themselves to flirt and have sex and be romantic, as on may day during the renaissance

Instruction: "the two lovers went a-maying merrily into the springtime forrest" What is the definition of "a-maying"?


katpiece

a sidepiece that picks their lips, uses spray tans constantly, and has thick, playable hair

Instruction: "this crack whore right here thinks she is my side piece, but she is really my katpiece" What is the definition of "katpiece"?


acava

Context: acava is fucking awesome

Instruction: "acava is fucking awesome" What is the definition of "acava"?


boot lips

racial term used to describe africian americans big lips

Instruction: "damn charlie did you see the boot lips on that guy" What is the definition of "boot lips"?


co za asy

Context: co za asy

"an annoying comment in the polish language that means "as for the aces" or "what an ace"

Instruction: "co za asy" What is the definition of "co za asy"?


co za asy

Context: dude 1: co za asy

Instruction: "dude 1: co za asy" What is the definition of "co za asy"?


co za asy

Context: co za asy

"a supposed comment on a video called "couch mover fail" on [failblog]'s youtube account

Instruction: "co za asy" What is the definition of "co za asy"?


co za asy

Context: co za asy

"a supposed comment on a video called "couch mover fail" on failblog's youtube account

Instruction: "co za asy" What is the definition of "co za asy"?


chazoholic

a person who is very annoying who likes to pu hisnose in others [bussiness]

Instruction: "man randys a chazoholic i wanna kill him" What is the definition of "chazoholic"?


cranford

a medium sized town in union county new jersey

Instruction: "while being driven through central jersey, the drug sniffing dogs went crazy because they had arrived in cranford" What is the definition of "cranford"?


cranford

Context: cranford is a party town, stop by

"a small northern town in union county that is divided by north and south sides, north being the "rich side" and south being the "poorer side"

Instruction: "cranford is a party town, stop by" What is the definition of "cranford"?


cranford

"a small town in union county new jersey seperated by the north and south

Instruction: "cranford is the shit, watch out for the pothead" What is the definition of "cranford"?


cranford

Instruction: "cranford is a great town to grow up and live" What is the definition of "cranford"?


cranford

a medium sized town in union county new jersey

Instruction: "while being driven through central jersey, the drug sniffing dogs went crazy because they had arrived in cranford" What is the definition of "cranford"?


cranford

Context: cranford is a party town, stop by

"a small northern town in union county that is divided by north and south sides, north being the "rich side" and south being the "poorer side"

Instruction: "cranford is a party town, stop by" What is the definition of "cranford"?


cranford

"a small town in union county new jersey seperated by the north and south

Instruction: "cranford is the shit, watch out for the pothead" What is the definition of "cranford"?


cranford

Instruction: "cranford is a great town to grow up and live" What is the definition of "cranford"?


wuxia

Instruction: "wuxia mafia,town broker,human slave traders,blackmarket(easy to get weed and drugs)" What is the definition of "wuxia"?