blairstown

Instruction: "cop: where are you from? driver: blairstown" What is the definition of "blairstown"?


blairstown

a small town in nj by the delaware, where all the kids doing nothing with their lives but do drugs, drink, party, and bridge jump

Instruction: "all the redneck wanna bees in blairstown are down at the bridge getting wasted and shooting up" What is the definition of "blairstown"?


anticrastination

to expedite desired actions, in order to counteract habitual avoidance behavior

Instruction: "if you don't practice anticrastination you will never get anything done" What is the definition of "anticrastination"?


anticrastination

Instruction: "until i started tweeting, anticrastination was amongst my few virtues but, alas, no more" What is the definition of "anticrastination"?


chewster

refers to a very large and hairy penis, where the girth commonly exceeds the length

Instruction: ""example 1: "i was casually relaxing in the sauna today when a man walked in with his very prominent chewster dangling outside of his swimming shorts" What is the definition of "chewster"?


crayon eater

Context: don't do that, you effin' crayon eater

Instruction: "don't do that, you effin' crayon eater" What is the definition of "crayon eater"?


back-up friend

an acquaintance that is only spoken to when all of one's real friends are absent

Instruction: "a: why were you talking to erik that other day? b: dude, he's just a back-up friend" What is the definition of "back-up friend"?


back-up friend

a friend who isn't really part of the group, but who you hang out with when the rest of the group is gone

Instruction: "why isn't kailyn paying any attention to meggie?  oh, meggie's just her back-up friend" What is the definition of "back-up friend"?


bloodroot

the act of fucking one whilst on their period until they bleed violently from their vag and pass out (very kinky )

Instruction: "i was charged for man slaughter after i did bloodroot with my gilfriend" What is the definition of "bloodroot"?


dick roll-up

Context: i just gave sally a dick roll-up

wrapping your semi in raw bacon before having sex with a girl and then feeding it to her afterward

Instruction: "i just gave sally a dick roll-up" What is the definition of "dick roll-up"?


bourbonised

the state of drinking copious amounts of bourbon in an effort to get extremely drunk and elevate stress

Instruction: "it has been a really tough day, lets go and get bourbonised" What is the definition of "bourbonised"?


dojee

Context: me and my boy is smokin on da dojee

Instruction: "me and my boy is smokin on da dojee" What is the definition of "dojee"?


dojee

Context: thats one hairy dojee

Instruction: "thats one hairy dojee" What is the definition of "dojee"?


dojee

Context: me and my boy is smokin on da dojee

Instruction: "me and my boy is smokin on da dojee" What is the definition of "dojee"?


dojee

Context: thats one hairy dojee

Instruction: "thats one hairy dojee" What is the definition of "dojee"?


brittan binder

Instruction: "the brittan binder likes to reside in the nearby swamps of pottersville nj" What is the definition of "brittan binder"?


vagina gremlin

"a vagina gremlin is the little creature that inhabits a women's vagina

Instruction: "i tried to have sex with andrea last night but her vagina gremlin kept taking my condom off" What is the definition of "vagina gremlin"?


jstice

Context: jstice = my best friend

a nice girl who isnt a pigeon and she goes out with my bro

Instruction: "jstice = my best friend" What is the definition of "jstice"?


jam baby

Context: tulisa said sarah's had a jam baby

a jam baby is the aborted or miscarried foetus of an infant

Instruction: "tulisa said sarah's had a jam baby" What is the definition of "jam baby"?


alaskan spear-thrower

this is a type of sex when a guy stands on a sofa, bed or any elavated surface, and jumps off attempting to place his wang i

Instruction: "i broke my dick attempting the alaskan spear-thrower" What is the definition of "alaskan spear-thrower"?


alaskan spear-thrower

when a girl lays down on her stomach, a guy stands on the couch nude, jumps off the couch, and tries to place his penis in the girl's clit

Instruction: "kids, don't try the alaskan spear-thrower at home" What is the definition of "alaskan spear-thrower"?


bieberrhoea

a violent gastric condition brought about from excessive exposure to justin bieber songs, fans, tweets, or fan-tweets

Instruction: "i spent the weekend with my [bieberholic] cousin and now i have a bad case of bieberrhoea" What is the definition of "bieberrhoea"?


ear job

using one's tongue, lips, and breath in and around your partner's ear to give him/her an amazing sexual/sensual feeling

Instruction: "everytime my girl sucks on my earlobe, she gives me an amazing ear job" What is the definition of "ear job"?


ear job

also known as an ej, the act of performing sexual intercourse in the general area of the ear, any part of the ear qualifies,  ear lobes or the canal

Instruction: "man that emma chick gives an awesome ear job" What is the definition of "ear job"?


a. chamness

Instruction: "i will never forget you, i will always a. chamness" What is the definition of "a. chamness"?


alzheimer's express

the daily route from the retirement home to nearby locations taken by senior citizens who ride their motorized carts

Instruction: "old lady o'brien rode the alzheimer's express all the way to the corner store" What is the definition of "alzheimer's express"?


conversi

Instruction: "tiger woods was having too much conversi with women and thus got caught" What is the definition of "conversi"?


death clock

the internet's friendly reminder that life is slipping away

Instruction: "i figured out when i will die on a death clock" What is the definition of "death clock"?


amlor

"a momentary lapse of reason, pink floyd's 1987 album release

Instruction: ""joebrown "hey, can you bring in amlor to work tomorrow?" stacexface "sure as your momma licks ticks i'll bring a momentary lapse of reason" What is the definition of "amlor"?


banana envy

the feeling guys get when they watch a chick eating a banana

Instruction: "stop staring at that girl, you don't wanna end up with banana envy bro" What is the definition of "banana envy"?


ocenica

Context: ocenica is the greatest country ever

Instruction: "ocenica is the greatest country ever" What is the definition of "ocenica"?


black prawn

an extreme and new dance move to take all club dance floors around the world by storm

Instruction: "whoa dude, u see that krumpa pump out a perfect black prawn on the dance floor??" What is the definition of "black prawn"?


celebrifag

Context: "chris crocker is a youtube celebrifag

"1)a homo who thinks he's famous for doing nothing

Instruction: ""chris crocker is a youtube celebrifag" What is the definition of "celebrifag"?


since nam

the phrase used to say that you haven't done something for a very long time or that something is out of date

Instruction: "dude when's the last time you shaved your balls  i havent shaved my balls since nam man" What is the definition of "since nam"?


since nam

Context: "i haven't gotten laid since nam

an expression used to indicate that something hasn't occurred in a very long time

Instruction: ""i haven't gotten laid since nam" What is the definition of "since nam"?


shuriken

"any sharp throwing weapon used in the martial art of ninjutsu

Instruction: "in the darkness of the shadows, the assassin unsheathed several shuriken too rain down upon his target" What is the definition of "shuriken"?


shuriken

Context: hey look, i found a shuriken

Instruction: "hey look, i found a shuriken" What is the definition of "shuriken"?


shuriken

Context: i smuggled sum shuriken in from japan

Instruction: "i smuggled sum shuriken in from japan" What is the definition of "shuriken"?


shuriken

Instruction: "lisa: wendy, you can't fit another person in this car, can you?  wendy: shuriken" What is the definition of "shuriken"?


shuriken

a four-pointed, star-shaped object used by ninja

Instruction: "the armoury included guns, knives, and a selection of shuriken" What is the definition of "shuriken"?


shuriken

post hardcore/emo/punk band from scunthorpe, uk

Instruction: "person1: you heard the new shuriken ep? person2: yeah, evacuate/disintegrate rocked" What is the definition of "shuriken"?


cheer extreme

Context: cheer extreme [sr

an amazing allstar cheerleading program! they are located all over n

Instruction: "cheer extreme [sr" What is the definition of "cheer extreme"?


daisy face

Instruction: "when he finished fucking his bitch, he blew all over her face and topped it off with some yellow phlegm to make a beautiful daisy face" What is the definition of "daisy face"?


bodagus

Context: goin to the bodagus

(bo-day-gus) an arabian party store! when you drive around and you pull into a party store

Instruction: "goin to the bodagus" What is the definition of "bodagus"?


assmung

Context: you are an assmung

Instruction: "you are an assmung" What is the definition of "assmung"?


ball of aggro

Context: alison is such a ball of aggro

someone who supresses their anger and finds it difficult not to vent their anger on others

Instruction: "alison is such a ball of aggro" What is the definition of "ball of aggro"?


cymphoni

Instruction: "oh she likes ryan ? she must be a cymphoni" What is the definition of "cymphoni"?


blueelps

Context: man, i got the blueelps real bad

the urge to eat bugel chips and sleep at the same time, often craved under the influence

Instruction: "man, i got the blueelps real bad" What is the definition of "blueelps"?


challenger motor freight

"cambridge-based trucking company known for their 100 km/h speeds

Instruction: "dan : i drive for challenger motor freight" What is the definition of "challenger motor freight"?


party brigade

a group of two or more people who bring ultimate fun and unbelievable crazy energy to any party they attend

Instruction: "dude, once henry and meghan's party brigade came to my house shit got crazy" What is the definition of "party brigade"?


party brigade

a group of homosexual men who take road trips to wineries in or around the virginia tidewater region

Instruction: "dude, grab the wine bottles and condoms, its time to party brigade" What is the definition of "party brigade"?


back pussy

"(when a female bends over)-the view of her vagina from behind

Instruction: "damn kelly has a really nice ass,but her back pussy looks even better" What is the definition of "back pussy"?


back pussy

Instruction: "kate is a freak she always wants it in her back pussy" What is the definition of "back pussy"?


back pussy

Instruction: "that mans back pussy is blooming like a spring rose" What is the definition of "back pussy"?


back pussy

Context: does this make my back pussy look fat?

Instruction: "does this make my back pussy look fat?" What is the definition of "back pussy"?


back pussy

Instruction: "man, my back pussy is sore from all those squats" What is the definition of "back pussy"?


back pussy

a triangular patch of hair on the lower portion of a man's back, that stick's out of his pants, its shape looke like female genitalia

Instruction: "when the guy doing yardwork in his shorts turned around, we saw he had a back pussy" What is the definition of "back pussy"?


excel boner

Context: vlookups give me an excel boner

to be impressed by, envious of, or aroused by a spreadsheet

Instruction: "vlookups give me an excel boner" What is the definition of "excel boner"?


broskro

Instruction: "hey, you wanna hang out with the broskros today? we're doing broskro stuff later on" What is the definition of "broskro"?


mother in law

"an evil deceptive creature ,who likes to analyze your every move, condemn you, and leave you to die

Instruction: "i would rather have a chainsaw enema ,than have dinner with my mother in law" What is the definition of "mother in law"?


mother in law

Instruction: "i would rather suck on exhaust fumes than live with my mother in law" What is the definition of "mother in law"?


mother in law

an old wrinkly woman who hates you and knows that you're banging her daughter

Instruction: "my mother in law stabbed at my longfellow with a three pronged fork" What is the definition of "mother in law"?


nignatch

Instruction: "that nignatch blew [schnizz] all up on his [biznatch]" What is the definition of "nignatch"?


cbretarded

stupidity that goes above and beyond the call of duty

Instruction: "ok when he shovered that strw up his nose, he wasn't just retarded he was cbretarded" What is the definition of "cbretarded"?


cbretarded

Instruction: "we were having a perfectly interesting conversation until she blurted in with some cbretarded comment" What is the definition of "cbretarded"?


central hamilton elementry

it is the smallest school full of gays and bisexuals! there are no good teachers and the food tastes like crap! the school is located in jasper florida

Instruction: "central hamilton elementry is the second gayest school in hamilton" What is the definition of "central hamilton elementry"?


crust goblin

what a bitch looks like after she got rambo'd or the jizz residue on a hooker's mouth

Instruction: "man get this crust goblin outta my sight, its makin me sick" What is the definition of "crust goblin"?


animal lobby

"a term used to describe a group of individuals who champion the rights of animals over humans

Instruction: ""on proposing rules applicable to animals:  "watch out what you say or you will get the animal lobby after you" What is the definition of "animal lobby"?


angry gearstick

Context: england, 01 july 2009 - angry gearstick

whilst driving down the moterway / freeway

Instruction: "england, 01 july 2009 - angry gearstick" What is the definition of "angry gearstick"?


g$

Context: "that lady had a nice g$  :

Instruction: ""that lady had a nice g$  :" What is the definition of "g$"?


g$

Context: it was a small octoberfest in g$

Instruction: "it was a small octoberfest in g$" What is the definition of "g$"?


chibernate

Instruction: "would you like to chibernate with me? i am looking for a chibernation partner" What is the definition of "chibernate"?


retard math

Context: man, i hate retard math

Instruction: "man, i hate retard math" What is the definition of "retard math"?


carpet matches the drapes

one's genital hair matches the color of the hair on one's head

Instruction: "even though she looks like she dyes her hair, the carpet matches the drapes on her" What is the definition of "carpet matches the drapes"?


fuckbutt

Context: man, this tastes like fuckbutt

a word used, when all the other swears get old

Instruction: "man, this tastes like fuckbutt" What is the definition of "fuckbutt"?


bisoumania

Context: polina is having bisoumania right now

disease putting you in a great need for kisses

Instruction: "polina is having bisoumania right now" What is the definition of "bisoumania"?


hangad

Instruction: "oh my gosh, did you see him? hes such a hangad" What is the definition of "hangad"?


halokin

Instruction: "-dude, that halokin fucked up my game, i nutted all over that bitch with 30 seconds left and couldn't pay attention" What is the definition of "halokin"?


bulbagardening

the act of contributing obvious, unnecessary or entirely incorrect presumed information to the trivia section of a wiki article

Instruction: "someone's been doing some serious bulbagardening on this digimon wiki" What is the definition of "bulbagardening"?


cunnilingue

Instruction: "when i cunnilingue jen, she cums like a crazed whore" What is the definition of "cunnilingue"?


gate guardians

any portions of the [labia minora] which extend outward beyond the [vaginal opening]

Instruction: ""it's hard to get my dick in her because her damn gate guardians are always in the way" What is the definition of "gate guardians"?


alternative lifestyle

Context: swinging is an alternative lifestyle

any socially-unconvential lifestyle, esp

Instruction: "swinging is an alternative lifestyle" What is the definition of "alternative lifestyle"?


alternative lifestyle

Instruction: "he lives an alternative lifestyle *cough* hes gay *cough*" What is the definition of "alternative lifestyle"?


ball sucker

Context: oh lyndsay is a hard core ball sucker

when lyndsay like to have a little fun with some of her many guy friends and they stick it in her mouth and she chokes and dies!lol

Instruction: "oh lyndsay is a hard core ball sucker" What is the definition of "ball sucker"?


hamcandle

Context: suck on my hamcandle

slang term referring to the erect version of the male sexual organ

Instruction: "suck on my hamcandle" What is the definition of "hamcandle"?


whore mouth

Instruction: "i think i got whore mouth from that bitch i met at the club" What is the definition of "whore mouth"?


whore mouth

Context: you shut your whore mouth when mrs

Instruction: "you shut your whore mouth when mrs" What is the definition of "whore mouth"?


clownititis

when someone's skin tone appears as pale skin with red splotches, or when certain features of one face turn red while the rest of the face stays pale

Instruction: "bullying bill: did you see that cockmongler with [autism]? he looks like hes got clownititis" What is the definition of "clownititis"?


goofajing

commonly used as a replacement of 'fooling around' or 'avoiding work'

Instruction: "drama teacher - stop goofajing and finish your drama monologues" What is the definition of "goofajing"?


boy barcoding

tattoos which are as easily identifiable and unique to the person as barcoding is to merchandise

Instruction: "have you seen johnny's new tattoos?  we'll be able to find him anywhere as he can't stop with the boy barcoding" What is the definition of "boy barcoding"?


chain vaping

to constantly use one's personal vaporizer, creating clouds of vapor around one's head

Instruction: "bobby: mmmmm im gonna btf while chain vaping the fuck out of gargamel's curse" What is the definition of "chain vaping"?


flaming bagpipe

Context: i play a mean flaming bagpipe

the act of fornicating after applying hot sauce to your scrotum

Instruction: "i play a mean flaming bagpipe" What is the definition of "flaming bagpipe"?


flaming bagpipe

a flaming bagpipe is when you pour butane on a man's cock, light it on fire and put it out by blowing him whilst massaging his testicles

Instruction: "the other night i made becky give me a flaming bagpipe" What is the definition of "flaming bagpipe"?


fruity loops

Instruction: "i use fruity loops to make all of my beats" What is the definition of "fruity loops"?


fruity loops

a downloadable music program used to recreate and make songs usually at your home computer

Instruction: ""the famous rapper soulja boy used fruity loops for most of his beats including the hit song "crank that soulja boy""" What is the definition of "fruity loops"?


fruity loops

Instruction: "my fruity loops song gos boom cha boom cha hiss" What is the definition of "fruity loops"?


bum-rushed

Instruction: "your son was bum-rushed the other night in the football game" What is the definition of "bum-rushed"?


bum-rushed

Context: "i feel really bum-rushed today

Instruction: ""i feel really bum-rushed today" What is the definition of "bum-rushed"?


glitter-berry eyes

refers to the way your pupils look when your tripping on lsd

Instruction: "jada told me that i had huge glitter-berry eyes" What is the definition of "glitter-berry eyes"?


belly bling

navel rings or any other [bling] for the belly button

Instruction: "it was the first warm day of a brand new spring, the chicks were all out showing off their belly bling" What is the definition of "belly bling"?


bootham

Context: "i think i'm off to bootham college

1) homosexual salmon eating people, who have more money than sense and genetalia

Instruction: ""i think i'm off to bootham college" What is the definition of "bootham"?


4 girls 4

a group of four friends who love eachother, support eachother, and will be there for eachother no matter how cliched it sounds

Instruction: "no one can break the bond of the 4 girls 4" What is the definition of "4 girls 4"?


apecat

Context: apecat is da shit

an ancient empyreal beast that is both ape and cat, and entirely man, hailing from the frigid northern reaches of finland

Instruction: "apecat is da shit" What is the definition of "apecat"?


am i bovvered?

common phrase made famous by impressionist catherine tate

Instruction: "face bovvered? am i bovvered? does my face look bovvered? i aint bovvered" What is the definition of "am i bovvered?"?


fhai

Context: meet my best friend, fhai

fhai's have the prettiest brown eyes, when they look give you that look it can take your breath away, and you cannot help but not be mad anymore

Instruction: "meet my best friend, fhai" What is the definition of "fhai"?


extrad out

fucced up attitude or condition of someone

Instruction: "" "man thats extrad out how my moms fell out her car today"  that shit is extrad out how u fuccin wit niggas  dissin they set and shit"  "" What is the definition of "extrad out"?


i'll bare my arse in fenwicks' window

a saying from tyneside (in the north east of england), used when expressing absolute confidence that something will not happen

Instruction: "if sunderland finish above newcastle in the league, i'll bare my arse in fenwicks' window" What is the definition of "i'll bare my arse in fenwicks' window"?


big band screamo

a band that has drums, bass, lead and rhythm guitars, piano or synth and any other musical accompaniment as well as having at least two singers

Instruction: "really any group with two or more singers  and some screaming is a good example of big band screamo" What is the definition of "big band screamo"?


big lick

starting hand of 6 and a 9 in hold em poker

Instruction: "jorge got big lick and went all in, and cracked too tight tommy's pocket aces" What is the definition of "big lick"?


big lick

nickname for the starting hand of 69 in texas hold'em, for obvious reasons

Instruction: " sweet i just picked up big lick in the big blind" What is the definition of "big lick"?


big lick

when holding 6/9 in your hand while playing texas holdem

Instruction: "i played big lick only because it was [suited]" What is the definition of "big lick"?


big lick

the name of the starting hand with two cards that are a six and a nine(69)any suit in texas hold`em poker

Instruction: "this sucks, i keep getting dealt big lick all night and can't get a decent hand to play" What is the definition of "big lick"?


captain kirk's nipples

something to say when you experience something astonishing or amazing

Instruction: "captain kirk's nipples that was an awesome movie" What is the definition of "captain kirk's nipples"?


bearglar

a bear that breaks into a house, eats food out of the kitchen, and often does a lot of damage elsewhere in the house, leaving the place looking ransacked

Instruction: "it was on the news; a bearglar broke into a house in alaska" What is the definition of "bearglar"?


forever alone day

Context: happy forever alone day

another word for valentine's day, but for single people

Instruction: "happy forever alone day" What is the definition of "forever alone day"?


pbs

Instruction: "i watched this show about spiders on pbs last night" What is the definition of "pbs"?


pbs

a public television station bashed by people when they realize the children's programs on there are more intelligent than they are

Instruction: "dittohead: they need to shut pbs down because i don't like it and i'm too stupid to work the fucking remote control" What is the definition of "pbs"?


pbs

Context: i'm a pbs mind, in an mtv [world]

what our minds once were until fire became a fun thing

Instruction: "i'm a pbs mind, in an mtv [world]" What is the definition of "pbs"?


pbs

Context: take you pbs and go to school

Instruction: "take you pbs and go to school" What is the definition of "pbs"?


pbs

Context: my friends & i got that pbs

Instruction: "my friends & i got that pbs" What is the definition of "pbs"?


disty

"in science fiction fandom, an issue or mailing of an amateur press association ([apa])

Instruction: "after it was collated, ben was given a copy of the disty" What is the definition of "disty"?


airsport

Context: what sport do you play?  airsport

a very difficult sport consisting of just breathing and regular daily activities

Instruction: "what sport do you play?  airsport" What is the definition of "airsport"?


bikini body

a chick that doesn't have the best looking figure in a bunch of clothes, but her bikini body is [bangin] at the beach!  super sexy in a bikini

Instruction: "mena suvari is most definitely a bikini body chick" What is the definition of "bikini body"?


butt guy

Context: my guy is a butt guy

a guy that perfers girls with a nice butt, instead of big boobs

Instruction: "my guy is a butt guy" What is the definition of "butt guy"?


anna wintour

"editor of the american version of [vogue] magazine

Instruction: "anna wintour made her staff take down all the holiday decorations that they worked hard to set up" What is the definition of "anna wintour"?


anna wintour

Instruction: "anna wintour sleeps upside down in a cave like a bat" What is the definition of "anna wintour"?


catawampus

a verb used to describe someone who walks strangely

Instruction: "'that person is walking very catawampus through that paddy field'" What is the definition of "catawampus"?


catawampus

an wild creature that lives in the forst and eats children

Instruction: "look, i think i found some catawampus tracks" What is the definition of "catawampus"?


catawampus

a word a bunch of faggots use on the internet because they have no life such as twisted

Instruction: "lol catawampus i think i am cool because i can use the word catawampus" What is the definition of "catawampus"?


auradin

a subclass of a paladin on diablo 2 lod who uses his auras to kill things instead of a weapon or hammers

Instruction: "you stacked your auradin didnt you? fucking noob" What is the definition of "auradin"?


ass goatee

the result of a fully shaven vulva viewed from the front with hair still remaining near the anus at such an angle that it appears to form a goatee

Instruction: "man last night i was going down on sue and she was so smooth but then i moved too low and hit her ass goatee" What is the definition of "ass goatee"?


bipolarbearnism

a sudden form of depression, that causes extreme urges to go out on a full on polar bear killing spree

Instruction: "maddison loved her best friend keelyn; until she had a sudden case of bipolarbearnism" What is the definition of "bipolarbearnism"?


a woo woo or a hindu

slang used to describe the difference between an american indian and someone from india

Instruction: "running bird is either a woo woo or a hindu" What is the definition of "a woo woo or a hindu"?


a woo woo or a hindu

slang used to describe the difference between an american indian and someone from india

Instruction: "running bird is either a woo woo or a hindu" What is the definition of "a woo woo or a hindu"?


cookie thumper

Instruction: "guy: shall we invite billy to our party? girl: noway, have you seen his new girlfriend? shes like 14, hes a total cookie thumper" What is the definition of "cookie thumper"?


cookie thumper

Instruction: "man, i want him to put his cookie thumper in me" What is the definition of "cookie thumper"?


hillary cliton

Instruction: "have you seen that one hillary cliton porno? she gets fucked by every member of the senate" What is the definition of "hillary cliton"?


fawesomenal

Context: taira is so fawesomenal

Instruction: "taira is so fawesomenal" What is the definition of "fawesomenal"?


lionel messi

"young argentinian super-talent, showed impressive play at the u-20 world championships and continues to do so at fc barcelona

Instruction: "man did u see the u-20 world cup, lionel messi took every award there was  lol" What is the definition of "lionel messi"?


dry bones

the most basic way to describe dry bones is a zombie [koopa]

Instruction: "mario jumps on a dry bones and walks away, before he makes it to the end of the screen the bones start to shake and bam instant dry bones" What is the definition of "dry bones"?


butt smuggler

someone who hides or conceals things in their anus for the purpose of getting it from one place to another

Instruction: "jimmy crapcorn was one hell of a butt smuggler for the us government during the cold war era" What is the definition of "butt smuggler"?


badger slap

Instruction: "i want you to badger slap me with a bag of frozen peas" What is the definition of "badger slap"?


oral diarrhea

flow of the garbled streams of vernacular coming from someones mouth

Instruction: ""what the hell did he say?  "sounded like oral diarrhea to me" What is the definition of "oral diarrhea"?


cherrybone

Instruction: ""teacher - "billy, the difference between boys and girls is the cherrybone" What is the definition of "cherrybone"?


moyya

Context: he's a moyya

Instruction: "he's a moyya" What is the definition of "moyya"?


burning a hoolie

Context: he was stoned after burning a hoolie

smoking a marijuana cigarette [joint] [reefer]

Instruction: "he was stoned after burning a hoolie" What is the definition of "burning a hoolie"?


hyposterous

a thought of hypothesis that seems exceedingly preposterous

Instruction: "jane's hyposterous was that the theory of sea-floor spreading and earth expansion were connected" What is the definition of "hyposterous"?


noobletina

a noobletina is a person that is noobier than a noob and a nooblete, thus becoming the ultimate noobletina

Instruction: "joe: hey how do you assign numbers to units? jack: shh now noobletina" What is the definition of "noobletina"?


anal cake

the stuff that comes out of your ass on the toilet

Instruction: "i just baked an anal cake in the bathroom" What is the definition of "anal cake"?


dansy

Context: that girl is a dansy

Instruction: "that girl is a dansy" What is the definition of "dansy"?


friwi

"someone who becomes a kiwi (new zealander) for only one reason: the freedom to move to australia without the immigration restrictions of other countries

Instruction: "celebrate you for becoming a kiwi when you're about to move to australia? yeah right, you friwi" What is the definition of "friwi"?


bloodcladia

a group of bloodclot's (jamican slan for motherf**ka)

Instruction: "matt: 'look at that group of bloodclots over there ben: 'what you mean that bloodcladia ?" What is the definition of "bloodcladia"?


ball buster

an individual who instigates, jokes with or tests, someone to make a situation more problematic than what it shopuld be

Instruction: "the only thing i did was hug an old friend in the club and now my wifes being a real ball buster about it" What is the definition of "ball buster"?


ball buster

to jokingly annoy one's friend(s) by throwing insults or jibes meant to slightly annoy

Instruction: "after i fell on my ass and had to wear a butt-donut, my friend became an instant ball buster" What is the definition of "ball buster"?


jizt

Context: andrew sprayed me with jizt last night

Instruction: "andrew sprayed me with jizt last night" What is the definition of "jizt"?


ass mung

Instruction: "when we went double mung-jumping i got stuck with the ass mung while my buddy got to do the bouncing" What is the definition of "ass mung"?


crisitunity

Context: yeah that's right, crisitunity

a chinese word refered to by homer simpson that means both crisis and oppertunity, just like ercle

Instruction: "yeah that's right, crisitunity" What is the definition of "crisitunity"?


batman hotline

it's the number people call when they are in trouble and need a superhero, or bored on the omegle online chat website

Instruction: "you: hello, you've reached the batman hotline" What is the definition of "batman hotline"?


fellratio

quantitative description of the balance between knob-polishing (kp) and rug munching (rm) in a long-term relationship

Instruction: "fred had become increasingly shut off from wilma emotionally, and the fellratio of" What is the definition of "fellratio"?


chumbawumba land

any place where a person feels that heaven is close, their soul is free, or they have glimpsed heaven

Instruction: "in chumbawumba land a person can let go and be themselves, invigorated and surrounded by a sense of deep happiness" What is the definition of "chumbawumba land"?


daia

Context: daaaamn daia uz a playa

Instruction: "daaaamn daia uz a playa" What is the definition of "daia"?


brachial detachment

during sex, your arm suddenly falls off onto your partners chest

Instruction: "i was going hard when suddenly to my partner's displeasure, i succumbed to brachial detachment" What is the definition of "brachial detachment"?


hecktate

Context: damn have i got a giganto hecktate

Instruction: "damn have i got a giganto hecktate" What is the definition of "hecktate"?


cleavaging

(v) when a girl squeezes her boobs together, creating cleavage

Instruction: "yo that girl is totally cleavaging for you" What is the definition of "cleavaging"?


feind

someone who cant go withought sex gay or straight and will do anything to make a quick buck

Instruction: "chase is such a feind he takes it up the poo hole for 10$" What is the definition of "feind"?


ball cat

ball + cat = when you say ball+cat the song of these two words is similar of a word in portuguese ( brazilian ) that mean boquete

Instruction: "please do a ball cat for me girl like brazilian style?  huh ;)" What is the definition of "ball cat"?


bizounce

Instruction: "eddie, bizounce up off the bed, bizounce eddie, bizounce" What is the definition of "bizounce"?


bizounce

Instruction: "white boy #1: hey sally i'm about to bizounce off to class, but first i need to bizounce to my locker" What is the definition of "bizounce"?


deeltzen

Context: let's go to deeltzen

"the name of a street named "dalton" where someone named "duston" lives

Instruction: "let's go to deeltzen" What is the definition of "deeltzen"?


devin face

a stupid face indicating that you are a weirdo or crazy person on the internet

Instruction: "i was commenting on this thing and someone gave me the devin face" What is the definition of "devin face"?


beaten to the window

someone else asked your target boy/girl out first

Instruction: "i was gonna ask out stacy last night, but i was beaten to the window by about an hour by dave" What is the definition of "beaten to the window"?


awesomeis

Context: that concert was awesomeis

something really cool or something that happens that is really cool

Instruction: "that concert was awesomeis" What is the definition of "awesomeis"?


chillywack

Instruction: "bre- hah what a [tard] sarah- yea shes a chillywack" What is the definition of "chillywack"?


bfilf

Instruction: "i've secretly liked her for a while, she's a bfilf" What is the definition of "bfilf"?


dragon pussy

pussy so fiercly good, it makes you cry when you lose it

Instruction: "all her past boyfriends were sad they lost the mystical dragon pussy" What is the definition of "dragon pussy"?


ass bow

a sexy type of lingerie, like a teddy but that has no back except for a bow

Instruction: "i couldn't believe it she turned around and bent over and had on an ass bow" What is the definition of "ass bow"?


creats

"often used in conjunction ith the term "plumbers crack" or "grand peeping canyon"

Instruction: ""man, do you see the amount of creats on that guy over there" What is the definition of "creats"?


bukkake bong

a normal beer-bong that is filled with semen

Instruction: "only a hardcore cum-dump would ever want to use the bukkake bong" What is the definition of "bukkake bong"?


chilli-butt

the gastrointestinal result of eating hot and intensely flavorful chilli

Instruction: "that spicy chilli that troy made gave me some intense chilli-butt" What is the definition of "chilli-butt"?


casey shoemate

Context: see that guy, hes a casey shoemate

someone who is handsome, strong, courageous, funny, and someone to protect you from anything bad

Instruction: "see that guy, hes a casey shoemate" What is the definition of "casey shoemate"?


allamapstieks

south african expression used to communicate strong dissatisfaction

Instruction: "how can you sommer decide to swap my fries for wedges mos? allamapstieks" What is the definition of "allamapstieks"?


clh

"short for "creating limitless heights" a tight ass urban clothing line worn by none other than cash money himself

Instruction: ""you see that baller with 10 girls around him? "ya, cause he's got that tight ass clh hoodie on, full(see definition by jrodmynizzle)""" What is the definition of "clh"?


clh

Instruction: "dude, jenny gave me the best clh yesterday on the way up to the double black diamond" What is the definition of "clh"?


loner-boner

an erection that occurs when standing on your own

Instruction: "the horse standing alone in the middle of the field had a giant loner-boner" What is the definition of "loner-boner"?


cum shot

a slang term used describe male ejaculation of [semen] from the [penis], or female ejaculation of fluid from the [vagina]

Instruction: "she sucked his dick so good he gave her a massive cum shot down her throat" What is the definition of "cum shot"?


cum shot

when a guy reaches his climax and cums all over the girl!

Instruction: "oh my god his cum shot went right in my face" What is the definition of "cum shot"?


gloven

"an insulated glove worn to keep hands from getting burned when taking stuff out of the oven or handling hot cookware

Instruction: "if you're going to be operating a [cornballer], you'd better be wearing a gloven" What is the definition of "gloven"?


gloven

an exclamation made by the more intellectual of the group

Instruction: "i defeated xu huang in the last battle, it was intense, gloven" What is the definition of "gloven"?


bmitz

Context: yo, im going to a bmitz next saturday

Instruction: "yo, im going to a bmitz next saturday" What is the definition of "bmitz"?


jelephant

Instruction: "the guy was so skinny i could use him as a jelephant" What is the definition of "jelephant"?


pairs

Instruction: "steve: titanic is a terrible movie, but i loved seeing kate winselt's pairs" What is the definition of "pairs"?


butt unicorn

the act of a man tucking his erect peins between his leggs and bennding over

Instruction: "sam needed to hide his boner, so he attempeed a butt unicorn" What is the definition of "butt unicorn"?


chupa chup

a delicous lolly that comes in many flavours has a really annoying pattern on the wrapper

Instruction: "here is 70p, go get yourself a cola chupa chup" What is the definition of "chupa chup"?


chupa chup

used to describe an individual, sometimes a little buddy, sometimes slightly derogatory

Instruction: "what's up chupa chup?  johnny: is chris coming with us? brian: i don't know, i haven't talked to chupa chup" What is the definition of "chupa chup"?


bagget

Context: no cristin, bagget it not a word

the common mis-spelling of a french bread called a [baguette]

Instruction: "no cristin, bagget it not a word" What is the definition of "bagget"?


bagget

Context: no cristin, bagget it not a word

the common mis-spelling of a french bread called a [baguette]

Instruction: "no cristin, bagget it not a word" What is the definition of "bagget"?


bagget

Context: no cristin, bagget it not a word

the common mis-spelling of a french bread called a [baguette]

Instruction: "no cristin, bagget it not a word" What is the definition of "bagget"?


bra strap social

a group of two or more women with their bra straps visible

Instruction: "those 3 girls over there are having a bra strap social" What is the definition of "bra strap social"?


conradical

Context: conradical is the man

Instruction: "conradical is the man" What is the definition of "conradical"?


anal saturation

Instruction: "tommy, wanna go anal saturate ;) aka anal saturation  drew is a saturating anus, aka anal saturation birtha, in prison, i was saturated anally, aka anal saturation" What is the definition of "anal saturation"?


biswankay

bis-wank-kay verb   twisted, crazy, lunatic, insane

Instruction: ""how de boss lookin so "biswankay" today?  meh guyl movin real frickin biswankay jedd" What is the definition of "biswankay"?


happy camper

Instruction: "that man who just got rear ended in the car accident does not look like a happy camper" What is the definition of "happy camper"?


happy camper

"this term refers to a male wearing underwear (or pants) who has an erection (i

Instruction: "look who's the happy camper this morning" What is the definition of "happy camper"?


happy camper

anyone who just got a great deal on some killer nugs

Instruction: "did you see the crystals on this nugget?  damn, i'm a happy camper" What is the definition of "happy camper"?


happy camper

a natural supplement that in legal and makes you feel happy, like x

Instruction: "i took two caps of happy camper today, then someone robbed me, i got my car stolen, and my family died in a fire, but it's cool, whatever" What is the definition of "happy camper"?


chest scrotes

the baggy, elongated breasts of an older woman, resembling the male scrotum

Instruction: ""i was roundin second base when i caught a glimps of her chest scrotes and got limp" What is the definition of "chest scrotes"?


diontaye

Context: diontaye is very famous

Instruction: "diontaye is very famous" What is the definition of "diontaye"?


carnivorous butt chugger

one who eats cheeseburgers and/or bratwurst while butt chugging

Instruction: "i walked in on bryan eating cheeseburgers and butt chugging last saturday night- he's such a carnivorous butt chugger" What is the definition of "carnivorous butt chugger"?


downstanding

Instruction: "the kid is downstanding for lack of nutritious food" What is the definition of "downstanding"?


bald-headed genius

Instruction: "when it comes to the ladies, i always follow the advice of the bald-headed genius" What is the definition of "bald-headed genius"?


arkenstone

"the jewel of highest value to the dwarves of middle-earth

Instruction: "man, that jewel is almost as beautiful as the arkenstone" What is the definition of "arkenstone"?


wahini

Instruction: "hey bro, look at that wahini ride that wave" What is the definition of "wahini"?


classturbating

when you sit in class and caress you dick until you ejaculate all inside your school pants

Instruction: "dude, i totally saw that kid brendan classturbating in spanish the other day" What is the definition of "classturbating"?


classturbating

the incessant referral to how classy one is

Instruction: ""why does she keep talking about how she's the classy one in this feud  "she's just classturbating" What is the definition of "classturbating"?


biddz

"someone who is generally pretty cool with a quirky side

Instruction: ""bob - "so i hear biddz is coming to the party tonight" What is the definition of "biddz"?


american jujubee

known for igniting many wars and controlling the u

Instruction: "that american jujubee just got elected to the senate cause of his lineage" What is the definition of "american jujubee"?


chewbaccad

the act of screwing a very hairy person or a gorilla

Instruction: "dude, your mom got chewbaccad at the zoo yesterday" What is the definition of "chewbaccad"?


fallinoffballaphobia

Instruction: "i have fallinoffballaphobia that my cat's balls will fall of on me or in my bed" What is the definition of "fallinoffballaphobia"?


bullshityeller

Context: bullshityeller i dawged ya

"[bullshityeller] an explitive, commonly an alliteration

Instruction: "bullshityeller i dawged ya" What is the definition of "bullshityeller"?


gator neck

when you beat it so much that you start to chaffe and it looks like gator skin

Instruction: "ari called outta work sick and ended up getting gator neck" What is the definition of "gator neck"?


aita

Context: wow what an aita

Instruction: "wow what an aita" What is the definition of "aita"?


happy go lucky

Context: i feel so happy go lucky tod

Instruction: "i feel so happy go lucky tod" What is the definition of "happy go lucky"?


jorke

Context: archer is a jorke

jorke is a commonly used word by persian alter ego's meaning jerk, asshole, or not nice person

Instruction: "archer is a jorke" What is the definition of "jorke"?


cumbusting

ejaculating much faster than you had expected

Instruction: "that chick was so good at head, i was cumbusting in her mouth without any warning" What is the definition of "cumbusting"?


black flag

Context: black flag owns all

Instruction: "black flag owns all" What is the definition of "black flag"?


black flag

Instruction: "burn all nations and governments and hoist the black flag on the pole" What is the definition of "black flag"?


black flag

Context: black flag is fucking great

"an old school punk band that influenced almost every band that claim to be "punk" after the 1980's

Instruction: "black flag is fucking great" What is the definition of "black flag"?


black flag

an expression typically to describe the waving a hand gun before its amunition is discharged

Instruction: "i told em' wave the black flag cuz she buggin'" What is the definition of "black flag"?


diaphragm

a circular device usually made of rubber placed in a womens vagina to cover the clevis

Instruction: "she told him she liked to use a diaphragm during sex then a condomn" What is the definition of "diaphragm"?


friends with malevolence

friends that tease, make fun of, and generally like to cause evil or mean actions to each other

Instruction: "i like to make fun of my friends acne because we are friends with malevolence" What is the definition of "friends with malevolence"?


fabinate

Instruction: ""ryan: "i'm gonna fabinate all over this music video" What is the definition of "fabinate"?


cheea

a og term that can be substituted for almost any word

Instruction: ""phone rings "cheea who dis" "you best be strapped , cheea cheea"" What is the definition of "cheea"?


baggage handler

someone who plays with there testicles all day, like a baggage handler would handle bags all day

Instruction: "a:fuk look at that bloke hes bin playin with his nuts all day b: yeh hes a fukin baggage handler" What is the definition of "baggage handler"?


caramel surprise

caramel surprise refers to when the female partner in an all white relationship gives birth to a mixed baby

Instruction: "you should have seen the look on dave's face when him and his wife had that caramel surprise" What is the definition of "caramel surprise"?


caramel surprise

the act of covering your penis with poo then when a girl near you yawns u quickly stick your weiner in her mouth and then run

Instruction: "matt:yo anthony i was chillin with jenna up in ottawa and i gave her a caramel surprise she couldnt breathe" What is the definition of "caramel surprise"?


anal thug

"half the prison population from south central

Instruction: "ever since bubba had priveleges taken away, he's become quite the anal thug" What is the definition of "anal thug"?


'lo

Context: "jim: " 'lo

a cooler quicker, lazier way of saying hello

Instruction: ""jim: " 'lo" What is the definition of "'lo"?


gulpplex

where google stores all data from privacy rapes conducted by google labs

Instruction: "since adopting the business model, privacy rape for profit, google can afford to build the goonormous gulpplex facility" What is the definition of "gulpplex"?


dark pocket

"similar to a "butt dial", this is when you accidentally take a photo inside your pocket and send it to your friends

Instruction: "last night i sat down in a chair and accidentally took a dark pocket and sent it to my friends with snapchat" What is the definition of "dark pocket"?


americunts

word used to describe the population of the land america i

Instruction: "jesus christ joe them fuckin americunts jus dragged our asses into another war/oil wealth raping programme again" What is the definition of "americunts"?


americunts

word used to describe the population of the land america i

Instruction: "jesus christ joe them fuckin americunts jus dragged our asses into another war/oil wealth raping programme again" What is the definition of "americunts"?


hitler wedgie

when a man with a hitler mustache gets a wedgie that is raised to his mustache and causes a chemical explosion and sends a flare in the sky

Instruction: "wow, my lesbian grannies gave me a hitler wedgie because i am a shart" What is the definition of "hitler wedgie"?


busy as a cat covering it up

industrious, hard-working, frantically accomplishing, hurriedly attempting

Instruction: "she rushed through her day, busy as a cat covering it up" What is the definition of "busy as a cat covering it up"?


balled out

Context: she got balled out last night

Instruction: "she got balled out last night" What is the definition of "balled out"?


goarders

straight women who collects gay men and their social circles

Instruction: "now that they've added six more gay men to their social circle liz and melinda are officially goarders" What is the definition of "goarders"?


ahad

newcastle, england expression for starting a fire

Instruction: "here wor kid, pass them matches and i'll get this fire ahad" What is the definition of "ahad"?


ahad

newcastle, england expression for starting a fire

Instruction: "here wor kid, pass them matches and i'll get this fire ahad" What is the definition of "ahad"?


toh

Context: oh no, she diint jus do dat, toh

Instruction: "oh no, she diint jus do dat, toh" What is the definition of "toh"?


toh

Instruction: "wow, he must really like debby, he's had that toh away message up all week" What is the definition of "toh"?


toh

Context: no you didn't just do that, toh

Instruction: "no you didn't just do that, toh" What is the definition of "toh"?


toh

Instruction: "and that's a fact, for the toh hath spoken" What is the definition of "toh"?


going bowling

this is the act of a man sticking his middle and index finger into a womans vagina and thumb into her ass as if she was a bowling ball

Instruction: "erik used lauren like a bowling ball last night when they were going bowling" What is the definition of "going bowling"?


going bowling

fingering a girl with your middle finger, and ring finger as if you were bowling

Instruction: "fred: dude im going bowling this weekend brian: hell yeah dude" What is the definition of "going bowling"?


cfab

Instruction: "i wish i could hang out with you tomorrow, but i'm going shopping with cfab" What is the definition of "cfab"?


golden rough

the act of performing anal on another human to get their arse gaping

Instruction: "hi steve, i sunk a 5 foot golden rough with janine last night" What is the definition of "golden rough"?


golden rough

the dry crust of urine found on someones face (often beard) the morning after drinking or bathing in another persons urine

Instruction: "i had some serious golden rough after that fetish orgy last night" What is the definition of "golden rough"?


blomkin royale

when you're getting a blow job while on the toilet (taking a dump), and eating a sandwich

Instruction: "that italian last night made for a great blomkin royale" What is the definition of "blomkin royale"?


caligosquittell

a creature that is very rarely seen that lives in atlantis

Instruction: "a caligosquittell must've just been here since there is rainbow on the ground" What is the definition of "caligosquittell"?


ass dart

to shoot ones tounge in anothers ass hole  to slip the tip of your tounge in to an asshole

Instruction: "i love to ass dart my old lady,  dude, this chick loves to get ass darted while you flick her clit  man, id love to dart her fucking shit hole" What is the definition of "ass dart"?


ass dart

Instruction: "cam put his ass dart in conner last night" What is the definition of "ass dart"?


bondoner

arousal (boner/chubby) caused to a straight male by viewing anything james bond related

Instruction: "dude, rik had a bondoner after watching the trailer for sky fall" What is the definition of "bondoner"?


get together

what a person with not enough friends to throw a party calls it when they throw a party

Instruction: "i'm having a couple people over for a get together later if you want to come" What is the definition of "get together"?


cunnilinglass

licking the salt off a margarita glass in a sexy way

Instruction: "after i finished my 'rita, i licked the salt off like i was performing cunnilinglass" What is the definition of "cunnilinglass"?


colomba

Context: that colomba girl i amazing

the most amazing girl you will ever meet!! usually a lover of dance

Instruction: "that colomba girl i amazing" What is the definition of "colomba"?


asenine

Context: you = asenine

Instruction: "you = asenine" What is the definition of "asenine"?


durden

Context: tyler durden durdened marla

screwing a mental/depressed chick and then acting like you don't know her

Instruction: "tyler durden durdened marla" What is the definition of "durden"?


durden

the act of giving a thumbs up and toothless smile at the same time

Instruction: "dude 1:dude that durden really hurt dude 2:yeah man the durden hits hard" What is the definition of "durden"?


hot dog pack

the back of the neck on some heavyweight people that resembles a pack of hot dogs

Instruction: "man, did you check joe out?  he has a major hot dog pack" What is the definition of "hot dog pack"?


chaboggling

when you are holding back a laugh but making it blatantly obvious that you are mocking someone at the same time

Instruction: ""male: "i love one direction"  *sniggering commences  male peers: "man i am so chaboggling right now" What is the definition of "chaboggling"?


beef butt

an anal cavity currently occupied by a penis

Instruction: "i gave my girlfriend the beef butt last night" What is the definition of "beef butt"?


beef butt

Context: my gurl bryanda has a beef butt

an ass that is moderate size and very soft and jiggly

Instruction: "my gurl bryanda has a beef butt" What is the definition of "beef butt"?


clodhomps

clodhomps are piles of grass left on the lawn after being cut

Instruction: "you cut the lawn really badly, there are clodhomps everywhere" What is the definition of "clodhomps"?


asian buffet

when multiple asian females line up in preparation to sexual intercoarse

Instruction: "damn dude, you scored an asian buffet?  yeah i went down to china town, and ended up with an asian buffet" What is the definition of "asian buffet"?


angst pony

"a pony or other equestrian mammal that one rides when one is in a state of angst, concern, distress or general teenage hormonal difficulty

Instruction: ""camille: "i need to release my angst pony out into the sunset"  nora: "gee, camille's angst pony is raging tonight" What is the definition of "angst pony"?


knick

Context: i knick the shit out of that card stand

Instruction: "i knick the shit out of that card stand" What is the definition of "knick"?


apple shit

"a result of eating way to many apples, your "bodily waste" seems to be already lubed up with shit

Instruction: "1:dude i took apple shit the other day 2:thats absolutely fucking disgusting" What is the definition of "apple shit"?


24th base

Context: guy: hey, i got to 24th base

picking up a random person on the side of the street, raping them, and then having them enjoy it

Instruction: "guy: hey, i got to 24th base" What is the definition of "24th base"?


24th base

to oraly shag a fish and then 2 slap an entire primary school of kids with it and then proceed to put it up your arse and eat it

Instruction: ""heyi got to 24th base last night "fuck off you freak""" What is the definition of "24th base"?


alternative rock

"an umbrella term used to describe a style of music that emerged in the late 80's and early 90's

Instruction: "it was ironic that alternative rock became as popular as it did, considering its entire purpose was to be the opposite of what everyone wanted to hear" What is the definition of "alternative rock"?


alternative rock

alternative rock is a genre of rock 'n roll that was developed during the 80's, but became popular in the 90's

Instruction: "nirvana was grunge, modest mouse is indie, and oasis is britpop, but all are alternative rock" What is the definition of "alternative rock"?


alternative rock

a catch-all phrase categorizing whatever music dorky high school kids listen to despite the fact that alternative rock can be quite varied musically

Instruction: "listening to alternative rock past high school is good indicator of a mental disability" What is the definition of "alternative rock"?


alternative rock

"a musical genre that is basically a "grab-bag" of very different styles of rock that because very popular in the mid-90's

Instruction: "mike: so what kinda' music do you like? fred: mostly alternative rock stuff" What is the definition of "alternative rock"?


brailee

Context: dang you see that brailee right there

a tall tan southern redneck usually into military guys

Instruction: "dang you see that brailee right there" What is the definition of "brailee"?


isaac warden

a huge jerk with amazing features but a crappy personality

Instruction: "woah, hes being such an isaac warden today" What is the definition of "isaac warden"?


isable

"the name for a someone who has given 13 blowjobs or a "flumpy 13""

Instruction: ""i had an isable last night "look at that isable, go""" What is the definition of "isable"?


bones to that

"a phrase said to congratulate someone, or after something awesome or chill took place or is found out

Instruction: ""1) "hey man i heard you finally hooked up with that girl, bones to that" What is the definition of "bones to that"?


afro league

Context: afro league is now located at www

Instruction: "afro league is now located at www" What is the definition of "afro league"?


broomball

broomball is a popular recreational ice sport originating in canada and played around the world

Instruction: "let's head over to the ice rink and play some broomball" What is the definition of "broomball"?


aaja

Context: "jimmy aaja, jimmy aaja

Instruction: ""jimmy aaja, jimmy aaja" What is the definition of "aaja"?


booty tight

Context: shanaenae-girl dem jeans be booty tight

Instruction: "shanaenae-girl dem jeans be booty tight" What is the definition of "booty tight"?


booty tight

verb: feeling super scared, nervous that you squeeze your butt cheeks

Instruction: "my girlfriend found a hidden cd in one of my books that she wasn't supposed to see and i got all booty tight" What is the definition of "booty tight"?


booty tight

Context: shanaenae-girl dem jeans be booty tight

Instruction: "shanaenae-girl dem jeans be booty tight" What is the definition of "booty tight"?


booty tight

verb: feeling super scared, nervous that you squeeze your butt cheeks

Instruction: "my girlfriend found a hidden cd in one of my books that she wasn't supposed to see and i got all booty tight" What is the definition of "booty tight"?


asstruction

Context: that fat guy is an asstruction

object or obstruction to the ass you are trying to look at

Instruction: "that fat guy is an asstruction" What is the definition of "asstruction"?


fig jam

Instruction: "guy 1: dude, wat the hell? guy 2: fig jam" What is the definition of "fig jam"?


booty poppin

wen a girl shakes her ass without moving her body, jus the ass movin woooooooooow

Instruction: "booty, booty poppin' booty poppin on a bandstand" What is the definition of "booty poppin"?


booty poppin

farting, to expel gas from your anus, another word instead of saying farting

Instruction: "girl, what's that smell? did you have a booty poppin spree?" What is the definition of "booty poppin"?


marem

Instruction: "madonna's marem of hot 20 something year old male models is something to be proud of" What is the definition of "marem"?


french victories

the common misprint of the phrase 'french losses

Instruction: "teacher: you are to do a report on french victories" What is the definition of "french victories"?


french victories

the last one they could really claim was when they put a 14-year old girl in charge of their army

Instruction: "how many french victories have you heard of that didn't involve lots of guys from other countries doing most of the fighting?" What is the definition of "french victories"?


french victories

Instruction: "french victories are on the other side of the rainbow" What is the definition of "french victories"?


french victories

although extinct like the dodo bird, the french had to be victorious, else the country of france would not exist

Instruction: "the french victories over england allowed them to continue existing as france" What is the definition of "french victories"?


camellama

camellama- a hybrid that is a result of the unfortunate event of a camel and llama meeting outside of a bouncy house

Instruction: "i stumbled across a camellama today and i think i'm in love" What is the definition of "camellama"?


bearded fish wallet

Instruction: "i was going down on some hoe the other day and she had the most trifling bearded fish wallet i have ever seen" What is the definition of "bearded fish wallet"?


relaxative

Instruction: "the best relaxative for any of my stresses is my lady" What is the definition of "relaxative"?


relaxative

a medicine or compound that you take to feel more calm

Instruction: "a doctor could recommend taking a relaxative to a patient who suffers from anxiety" What is the definition of "relaxative"?


brobrahnic plague

Instruction: "damn son, it's the mother fucking brobrahnic plague up in this bitch" What is the definition of "brobrahnic plague"?


ard adz

Context: ard adz

Instruction: "ard adz" What is the definition of "ard adz"?


international stfu day

january 15th is international stfu day (shut the fuck up) and is dedicated to all of those that want to tell someone to stfu

Instruction: ""i woke up this morning with a bad hangover and nubs says to me "good morning" so since today is international stfu day i told him to stfu" What is the definition of "international stfu day"?


freak rumping

the combination of the combat style dancing of krumping, with the aerobatic stylings of le parkour, also known as free running

Instruction: "we was clownin and freak rumping the 504" What is the definition of "freak rumping"?


baltorn

Context: don't go baltorn on my thread

to take trolling to the extreme, using baits to provoke excessive and negative reactions from other posters, and nullifying any possible debate

Instruction: "don't go baltorn on my thread" What is the definition of "baltorn"?


baltorn

Context: don't go baltorn on my thread

to take trolling to the extreme, using baits to provoke excessive and negative reactions from other posters, and nullifying any possible debate

Instruction: "don't go baltorn on my thread" What is the definition of "baltorn"?


double barrel shotgun

from the people who brought you the shotgun

Instruction: "wanna shotgun a beer? fuck that, let's do a double barrel shotgun" What is the definition of "double barrel shotgun"?


double barrel shotgun

the act of a girl sucking two dicks at one time

Instruction: ""do you think you can handle a double barrel shotgun sweetie? me "i dont know maybee both but if not definatly one" What is the definition of "double barrel shotgun"?


double barrel shotgun

"when a lady is giving head to 2 guys at the same time with both cocks in her mouth

Instruction: "dude me and my boy totally took this chick home from the bar last night and fucking double barrel shotgun that hoe" What is the definition of "double barrel shotgun"?


double barrel shotgun

Instruction: "eric just got a double barrel shotgun from megan he said it was such a great blow job, he shit himself when he blew his load" What is the definition of "double barrel shotgun"?


double barrel shotgun

taking a shotgun from two blunts at one time

Instruction: "damn that double barrel shotgun got be shook out my shooooos" What is the definition of "double barrel shotgun"?


alaskan fu-man-chu

when a guy ejaculates on another guys beard while he is sleeping

Instruction: "did you see steve yet? i gave him a nasty alaskan fu-man-chu last night" What is the definition of "alaskan fu-man-chu"?


crispy bacon

a man ejaculates on a womans body, after jizzm has hardened she peals it off and then eats it

Instruction: "man me and frank were a little hungry last night so we made some crispy bacon if know what i mean ;)" What is the definition of "crispy bacon"?


partest

"(verb)-- the gathering of people for a non-violent commemoration or rally

Instruction: "after the militant police force was removed from ferguson, the city had a partest until 2am" What is the definition of "partest"?


boo coo

Instruction: "we ran into boo coo vc just north of the fire base" What is the definition of "boo coo"?


boo coo

Context: that car cost's boo coo bucks

Instruction: "that car cost's boo coo bucks" What is the definition of "boo coo"?


boo coo

Context: >jan crouch's hair is fucking boo coo

a hair style that resembles a giant beehive covered in elmer's glue that has been rolled on an unswept floor of a barber shop

Instruction: ">jan crouch's hair is fucking boo coo" What is the definition of "boo coo"?


boo coo

Context: >jan crouch's hair is fucking boo coo

a hair style that resembles a giant beehive covered in elmer's glue that has been rolled on an unswept floor of a barber shop

Instruction: ">jan crouch's hair is fucking boo coo" What is the definition of "boo coo"?


anti man

Context: shut up you anti man

another description for batty boy, chi chi man, homosexual, gay, [anti man] meaning a man who runs backwards against his natural sexuality

Instruction: "shut up you anti man" What is the definition of "anti man"?


bingo wing

Context: check the bingo wing on that

loose, flabby upper-arm flesh of (usually) fat women in cap-sleeved rayon blouses who attend bingo halls

Instruction: "check the bingo wing on that" What is the definition of "bingo wing"?


baggy pants

"baggy pants is a fad in the [wigger] community where they were cloths a couple of sizes bigger

Instruction: "you can always tell a dumb wigger by those baggy pants" What is the definition of "baggy pants"?


american university

a good school where kids go to clubs on tuedays and thursdays and frats on fri and sat

Instruction: "lets go get black out with those sucsefull kids at american university" What is the definition of "american university"?


american university

"the "thank you" american university list: part 2  1

Instruction: ""hey john, have you been to american university this year?  "yeah i think so, is it the school with a 1940's bomb shelter as their library?""" What is the definition of "american university"?


american university

this is the school that costs 40k a year with no benefits

Instruction: "look on the south side of campus american university used to be awesome" What is the definition of "american university"?


accuspideress

women that post hot pictures of themselves on myspace or facebook in order to lure men into a relationship to stick needles in them

Instruction: "did you see those hot pictures of kim? dude, stay away from her, did you notice her occupation as accupuncurist? ya, so what? she's an accuspideress" What is the definition of "accuspideress"?


deadmankilla

Instruction: "whoa, deadmankilla just pawned hellsembrace's head for 100 gold" What is the definition of "deadmankilla"?


zakarya

Context: that guy over there is zakarya

a sexy person named for his look, admired as a magnet to womens

Instruction: "that guy over there is zakarya" What is the definition of "zakarya"?


bet'not

better not  something you shouldn't do or you will get fucked up

Instruction: "yo you bet'not start talking trash  that bitch bet'not do nuttin stupid" What is the definition of "bet'not"?


crotch beast

term used to describe annoying little kids, especially in movie theaters

Instruction: "if someone doesn't shut that little crotch beast up, burnination will ensue" What is the definition of "crotch beast"?


anti-nap

an hour or two of wakefulness sandwiched by two periods of sleep

Instruction: "person 1: you get some last night? person 2: yeah, during an anti-nap" What is the definition of "anti-nap"?


dreadwing

Context: dreadwing nearly killed me

Instruction: "dreadwing nearly killed me" What is the definition of "dreadwing"?


aereogramme

Instruction: "aereogramme were the saviours of the underground" What is the definition of "aereogramme"?


billiz

Instruction: "that taylor kid f***ing got billiz with that beoch" What is the definition of "billiz"?


areaist

Instruction: "tom said that [canadians] are morons, he's such an areaist" What is the definition of "areaist"?


coal chamber

"a [nu metal] band that pretty much sounded like [korn] if they had something of a goth influence and [rob zombie] was their lead singer

Instruction: "guy #1: hey man, did you go to that coal chamber show last night? it was loco" What is the definition of "coal chamber"?


coal chamber

Context: coal chamber was very good alt

a 4-piece alternative metal band formed in '97 that lasted for 8 years

Instruction: "coal chamber was very good alt" What is the definition of "coal chamber"?


labtec

a skygazing college edition of the marymount skyscraper

Instruction: "the labtec is a most delectable vestibule" What is the definition of "labtec"?


check me in the back

the feeling to have shit ones self and need a friend for confirmation to make sure

Instruction: "aww man i ate a lot of burritos and i farted maybe even sharted,can you check me in the back" What is the definition of "check me in the back"?


epindary

Context: last night was epindary

an event or experience that is both epic and legendary, epindary!

Instruction: "last night was epindary" What is the definition of "epindary"?


casey novak

a character on law and order: svu, played by actress diane neal

Instruction: "casey novak owned the defendant in court" What is the definition of "casey novak"?


get stuffed

"the other definitions are all purely american

Instruction: "you want how much, you tawdry tart? get stuffed" What is the definition of "get stuffed"?


frat-nasty

Instruction: "when i saw how much old mac & cheese and other greasy funk was matted on that frat-nasty oven, i literally gagged" What is the definition of "frat-nasty"?


bro hoe

"a bro hoe is a girl who hangs with a groups of guys called "bros"

Instruction: "i am a 951 bro hoe and i'm fuckin proud of it" What is the definition of "bro hoe"?


bro hoe

bro hoe is a [stereotype] (like prep or goth)

Instruction: "i'm proud to be a bro hoe cause i'm positive about life & i'm not afraid to take chances" What is the definition of "bro hoe"?


bro hoe

Context: i can't believe you dated a bro hoe

"-dyed blonde and black hair -slut -found in often 623 arizona or california -reps the westside -dgaf -hangs with the bros -srh, skin, hostility, famous, ect

Instruction: "i can't believe you dated a bro hoe" What is the definition of "bro hoe"?


bull tap

Context: shit on the cock and get a bull tap

a bull tap is when one of the participants of anal sex is shat on while in the anus

Instruction: "shit on the cock and get a bull tap" What is the definition of "bull tap"?


bettesexual

Context: i have a boyfriend, but i'm bettesexual

you're straight, but you would totally become bisexual or lesbian for bette porter, of showtime's the l word

Instruction: "i have a boyfriend, but i'm bettesexual" What is the definition of "bettesexual"?


acid milk

Instruction: "what did you have for breakfast? oh, just a load of acid milk" What is the definition of "acid milk"?


bar fitzvah

when a temper-tantrum is thrown at any sort of religious gathering/activity/ceremony

Instruction: "my cousin schnall threw a bar fitzvah that included not only telling off his grandfather but throwing a chair over 13 pews" What is the definition of "bar fitzvah"?


slps

Instruction: "hey, did you see todd in the locker room? he suffers from slps" What is the definition of "slps"?


anger jam

particularly hard wank, usually done to relieve serious stress

Instruction: "the missus was doing my nut in last night so i locked myself in the garage for a quick anger jam" What is the definition of "anger jam"?


faceshitting

the act of using facebook via a mobile device whilst sitting on the toilet

Instruction: "gabe: hey todd, were you on your ipod touch while you were taking a shit?  todd: yeah, i was faceshitting" What is the definition of "faceshitting"?


faceshitting

using a mobile device, ipad, laptop or any other means of accessing and using facebook while sitting on the toilet and defecating

Instruction: "melissa commented on her friend's status while faceshitting" What is the definition of "faceshitting"?


faceshitting

facetiming on the apple products while taking a shit

Instruction: "me: hey could you stop texting me and facetime me  you: sure  you: wtf are you faceshitting" What is the definition of "faceshitting"?


an f in pop culture

an expression someone uses to claim they no little/nothing about celebrities, movies, tv, current events, music and other related topics

Instruction: "i don't want to watch the bill and ted show at universal guys, i won't get the references, because i have an f in pop culture" What is the definition of "an f in pop culture"?


cunt butty

a cunt butty is a gathering of lesbians in which they use their vajajays to create sandwiches using any ingredient

Instruction: "janice; monica, put some salad cream and tomatoes on your cunt butty  monica; anything for you" What is the definition of "cunt butty"?


cock smoker

someone who is so obsessive about sucking the penis, they practically inhale it

Instruction: "corey nowak is a real cock smoker along with his cack smoking friend joe" What is the definition of "cock smoker"?


cock smoker

Context: that daniel tune is a right cock smoker

Instruction: "that daniel tune is a right cock smoker" What is the definition of "cock smoker"?


bellerose terrace

Context: floral park, belmont, bellerose terrace

a town based on little houses all together but individually beautiful

Instruction: "floral park, belmont, bellerose terrace" What is the definition of "bellerose terrace"?


apple man

a male who likes to stick apples up his anus

Instruction: "dude don't eat that apple it's been used by the apple man" What is the definition of "apple man"?


glamorous

artificially good-looking: dressed or made up to be good-looking, especially in a high-fashion manner

Instruction: "glamorous models strutting down the runway" What is the definition of "glamorous"?


glamorous

Instruction: "so if you ain't got no money take yo broke ass home glamorous yeah" What is the definition of "glamorous"?


chewed like food

Instruction: "i shouldn't have smoked that last bowl, i have to work in 20 minutes and i'm chewed like food" What is the definition of "chewed like food"?


bybone

Context: that bybone is so nice

Instruction: "that bybone is so nice" What is the definition of "bybone"?


eskimo father

one of your friends who has fucked your mother

Instruction: "hey josh, i fucked your mom last night so from now on you can refer to me as eskimo father" What is the definition of "eskimo father"?


chocolate volcanoe

an eventually that could arise fromengaging in anal sex with a man or woman

Instruction: "sam fucked his girlfriend and she gave him a chocolate volcanoe" What is the definition of "chocolate volcanoe"?


falsy

falsy is actually an important technical term in computer programming

Instruction: ""#python code  if {}:  print "this will not get printed, because {} (the empty dictionary) is falsy" What is the definition of "falsy"?


act a ass

Context: "i'ma act a ass

Instruction: ""i'ma act a ass" What is the definition of "act a ass"?


act a ass

acting crazy! being around your friends and acting clowning around

Instruction: ""my homie just came down from tha "a" and best believe we finna act a ass" What is the definition of "act a ass"?


chutiatic

Instruction: "don't listen to her - nobody takes her chutiatic suggestions seriously anyway" What is the definition of "chutiatic"?


five 0's

five 0's a slang turm to describe the cops

Instruction: "keep it moving the five 0's are up the street" What is the definition of "five 0's"?


harvy domingo

Context: we lost that case against harvy domingo

"a celebrated lawyer that has never lost a case

Instruction: "we lost that case against harvy domingo" What is the definition of "harvy domingo"?


barre drank

a drink that originated from the houston area that usually contains but is not limited to  1

Instruction: ""sippin on some barre drank a line from a z-ro song  "it's the barre baby" What is the definition of "barre drank"?


dicking around

messing around, screwing around, jacking around, or just wasting time doing pointless things in some other way

Instruction: "the teacher was pissed because the guys in the back row wouldn't quit dicking around" What is the definition of "dicking around"?


dicking around

Instruction: "i was just dicking around before meeting you at the show" What is the definition of "dicking around"?


dicking around

Instruction: "stop dicking around and back me some pie" What is the definition of "dicking around"?


dicking around

Instruction: ""a: shit isn't this [due] tommorow? b:yeah so? a:we spent all [day] dicking around" What is the definition of "dicking around"?


dicking around

Context: stop dicking around

Instruction: "stop dicking around" What is the definition of "dicking around"?


dicking around

Context: " "stop dicking around & get to work

Instruction: "" "stop dicking around & get to work" What is the definition of "dicking around"?


crocodilejack

a crocodilejack is filipino yify-user who loves to talk , find out about others in great detail

Instruction: "a crocodilejack , filipino , yify-user , nice guy , well liked by friends" What is the definition of "crocodilejack"?


abraham lincoln log

when you shit in a girl's hand, and then she jerks you off

Instruction: "since i just ate taco bell, i figured it was the perfect time to receive an abraham lincoln log" What is the definition of "abraham lincoln log"?


bethlehemian

a student of bethlehem college in ashfield, sydney australia

Instruction: "wishing my bethlehemian little sisters a great start to 2014" What is the definition of "bethlehemian"?


food flewzee

a food flewzee- someone who does anything for a free bit of food

Instruction: "jenaynay did not really care for spencerella, but spencerella brought everyone stale doughnuts and the food flewzee became his best friend" What is the definition of "food flewzee"?


gpda

Instruction: "'why the hell did you buy a go-kart?' 'oh, you know, just gpda" What is the definition of "gpda"?


cap'n crunch and peanut butter

Instruction: "we ran out of phesant sandwiches, so all we can eat this year is cap'n crunch and peanut butter" What is the definition of "cap'n crunch and peanut butter"?


assholometer

Context: he's a 9 on the assholometer

"a mathematical tool used for measuring the level of asshole acts

Instruction: "he's a 9 on the assholometer" What is the definition of "assholometer"?


catch wreck

Instruction: "i catch wreck like drunk drivers  ~mad skillz - unseen world" What is the definition of "catch wreck"?


failed abortion

a failed abortion is someone who is so detestable, it should have been noticed before they were born and dealt with

Instruction: "he did what? man, he's such a failed abortion" What is the definition of "failed abortion"?


failed abortion

the misconduct of an abortion that leads to the neglect of an unwanted child

Instruction: "a classic case of failed abortion is justin bieber" What is the definition of "failed abortion"?


buggertits

a humerous exclamation of dissapointment

Instruction: "girl: i need to talk to you boy: what about? girl: im pregnant boy: buggertits" What is the definition of "buggertits"?


ball sack

Context: i licked a ball sack

Instruction: "i licked a ball sack" What is the definition of "ball sack"?


ball sack

the sack that the male balls are carried in

Instruction: "i accidentally sat on my right ball in my ball sack" What is the definition of "ball sack"?


ball sack

Context: "i like to empty my ball sack regularly

Instruction: ""i like to empty my ball sack regularly" What is the definition of "ball sack"?


ball sack

Context: i licked a ball sack

Instruction: "i licked a ball sack" What is the definition of "ball sack"?


ball sack

the sack that the male balls are carried in

Instruction: "i accidentally sat on my right ball in my ball sack" What is the definition of "ball sack"?


ball sack

Context: "i like to empty my ball sack regularly

Instruction: ""i like to empty my ball sack regularly" What is the definition of "ball sack"?


sea badger

elusive marine rodent, inhabits the shores of devon and cornwall

Instruction: "i do believe i just saw a sea badger jenkins" What is the definition of "sea badger"?


bullhonkery

Context: that was a buncha bullhonkery

"english slang for [bull-poo]/[bullshit]

Instruction: "that was a buncha bullhonkery" What is the definition of "bullhonkery"?


american fork high school

a high school located in [american fork], [utah]

Instruction: "those kids are pretty [awesome] and down-to-earth, they must go to american fork high school" What is the definition of "american fork high school"?


broom stick

the legendary equipment used by [skut] to destroy all opposition

Instruction: "[skut] boasted his ability to [pwn] with a broom stick" What is the definition of "broom stick"?


broom stick

the legendary equipment used by [skut] to destroy all opposition

Instruction: "[skut] boasted his ability to [pwn] with a broom stick" What is the definition of "broom stick"?


broom stick

the legendary equipment used by [skut] to destroy all opposition

Instruction: "[skut] boasted his ability to [pwn] with a broom stick" What is the definition of "broom stick"?


akeela

"cute, but intelligent girl who uses smarts and not looks to advance and get her way in life

Instruction: "i never knew that girl was so good looking yet sophisticated she is very akeela" What is the definition of "akeela"?


doms dirty duo

to finger a girl using your index and middle finger whilst at dom's nightclub in mildura, australia

Instruction: "i gave that girl the doms dirty duo the other night" What is the definition of "doms dirty duo"?


congbong

Context: listen to supat congbong

to congbong, a verb in the infinitive form

Instruction: "listen to supat congbong" What is the definition of "congbong"?


an eamo

when a guy decides to go steady with a girl before meeting, talking or seeing that girl

Instruction: ""guy1: here my friend thinks your nice guy2: really ill go with here guy1: you dont even know here "/  guy3: god that guy just did an eamo" What is the definition of "an eamo"?


dragon mode

a level so extreme, it is above beast mode

Instruction: "after jeff took his steroids, he went into dragon mode" What is the definition of "dragon mode"?


daycoma

Context: damn, look at him in that daycoma

the act of daydreaming so intensely that one becomes completely unaware of his or her surroundings

Instruction: "damn, look at him in that daycoma" What is the definition of "daycoma"?


crack the barrel

an extremly powerful bm,powerful enough to crack or destroy a barrel

Instruction: "steve:where you runnin to john john:i have to crack the barrel" What is the definition of "crack the barrel"?


apology umbrella

a declaration of apology stated by the individual preceding future infractions

Instruction: "she was mad when i slapped her ass in front of my boys, but i used my apology umbrella so i'm still gonna tap that tonight" What is the definition of "apology umbrella"?


borken

Instruction: ""man 1: "ow, i punched myself in the face, and now my brain is borken" What is the definition of "borken"?


borken

Context: guy1: aw man my tv's so totally borken

Instruction: "guy1: aw man my tv's so totally borken" What is the definition of "borken"?


borken

Instruction: "sorry about the downtime, the server's hard disk was borken" What is the definition of "borken"?


borken

Instruction: ""what's the meat in the meat curry? "god knows, borken or something" What is the definition of "borken"?


borken

Context: </3  my heart is borken

Instruction: "</3  my heart is borken" What is the definition of "borken"?


borken

Instruction: ""man 1: "ow, i punched myself in the face, and now my brain is borken" What is the definition of "borken"?


borken

Context: guy1: aw man my tv's so totally borken

Instruction: "guy1: aw man my tv's so totally borken" What is the definition of "borken"?


borken

Instruction: "sorry about the downtime, the server's hard disk was borken" What is the definition of "borken"?


borken

Instruction: ""what's the meat in the meat curry? "god knows, borken or something" What is the definition of "borken"?


borken

Context: </3  my heart is borken

Instruction: "</3  my heart is borken" What is the definition of "borken"?


jelly doughnut

the act of which you cum on your female partners face after any sex act

Instruction: "you mom was being a bitch and seemed like she needed a jelly doughnut" What is the definition of "jelly doughnut"?


jelly doughnut

the act of blowing your load onto a womans face then breaking her nose

Instruction: "i gave my girlfriend a jelly doughnut after she sucked me off" What is the definition of "jelly doughnut"?


jelly doughnut

knocking a female out-cold once you have ejaculated all over her face

Instruction: "i gave her a jelly doughnut in the public bathroom" What is the definition of "jelly doughnut"?


jelly doughnut

Instruction: "shut up while i give your mom this jelly doughnut" What is the definition of "jelly doughnut"?


75 southbound

Instruction: "man i was on the 75 southbound all night" What is the definition of "75 southbound"?


ekitty

Context: that ekitty is so meow

Instruction: "that ekitty is so meow" What is the definition of "ekitty"?


broder brothers

Context: hey where do you work? broder brothers

a clothes warehouse in which 90% of the employees are foreign and are sexual predators

Instruction: "hey where do you work? broder brothers" What is the definition of "broder brothers"?


a extremely nasty girl who always ignores strangers such as sactourism3 and ranzar (alejo43)

Instruction: "the bebegurl5252 still doesn't know who alex is" What is the definition of "bebegurl5252"?


blanket invite

an open invitation that you have been given even if not explicitly brought up time and time again

Instruction: ""stacia has a blanket invite to hang out with me, but she never acts on it and is left thinking "thanks for the invite" What is the definition of "blanket invite"?


amber marie huseman

the ghettoest volleyball player in dubuque, iowa

Instruction: "dood did you see amber marie huseman play that ghetto ass game of volleyball yesterday" What is the definition of "amber marie huseman"?


unleaded

hangin out with your [homies] without your girlfriend, wife, or any assorted [bitches] that you might be seeing

Instruction: "we goin out tonight?   yea, we're rollin unleaded so leave da wife at home" What is the definition of "unleaded"?


unleaded

Context: i don't drink unleaded

Instruction: "i don't drink unleaded" What is the definition of "unleaded"?


chicupbra

Context: da me mi chicupbra esta alli

made up from chicana hynas resembles a bra

Instruction: "da me mi chicupbra esta alli" What is the definition of "chicupbra"?


calico kids

a group of children from a single mother but several different fathers of varied races thus the children all have different skin tones and don't quite look like siblings

Instruction: "because of all the racially diverse men that impregnated shaniqua, she has calico kids" What is the definition of "calico kids"?


dead pig's eye

when you moon someone and pull your cheeks apart

Instruction: "they pissed me off so i gave them a dead pig's eye" What is the definition of "dead pig's eye"?


bohay

Context: man, go pick the bohay out of your ass

toilet paper residue or lint from your underwear that gets stuck in your ass crack or ass hair

Instruction: "man, go pick the bohay out of your ass" What is the definition of "bohay"?


blue bonnet

a sexual activity in which a person chokes their partner until their blue, and then craps on their head

Instruction: "i gave ellie mae a blue bonnet last night" What is the definition of "blue bonnet"?


gurgalurgala

Context: why, look at that gurgalurgala

when the the sky looks like cotton candy

Instruction: "why, look at that gurgalurgala" What is the definition of "gurgalurgala"?


mobaged

the act of repeatedly being screwed over by the promise and seldom reward of high value rewards for purchase

Instruction: ""joe - "they kicked me in the balls and stole my wallet"  jason - "sounds like you've been mobaged joe""" What is the definition of "mobaged"?


mobaged

the act of repeatedly being screwed over by the promise and seldom reward of high value rewards for purchase

Instruction: ""joe - "they kicked me in the balls and stole my wallet"  jason - "sounds like you've been mobaged joe""" What is the definition of "mobaged"?


diegesis

"a facet of literary [narrative]:  the method of listing events, actions and/or feelings of character's in the course of literary narrative, mainly prose

Instruction: "the diegesis braddon uses in 'lady audley's secret' consumes the reader into the world of her character" What is the definition of "diegesis"?


chadlia

Context: i want a chadlia

chadlia, a girl who is always there for her friends

Instruction: "i want a chadlia" What is the definition of "chadlia"?


blue tard

Context: caboose, you're such a blue tard

the reference of someone wearing blue armor as being a retard, only modifying the word, making them a blue tard

Instruction: "caboose, you're such a blue tard" What is the definition of "blue tard"?


blue tard

Context: caboose, you're such a blue tard

the reference of someone wearing blue armor as being a retard, only modifying the word, making them a blue tard

Instruction: "caboose, you're such a blue tard" What is the definition of "blue tard"?


corah

Instruction: "is that corah or beyonc�?  that chick must be a corah because she's hella fine" What is the definition of "corah"?


elvolepsy

Instruction: "the boy is tossing up and down as if he were under elvolepsy" What is the definition of "elvolepsy"?


chat rats

stuck in a poisonous mental prison of jealousy and self-doubt that blinds them to their own potential

Instruction: "people who spend all day creeping for information on facebook are known also as chat rats" What is the definition of "chat rats"?


chat rats

stuck in a poisonous mental prison of jealousy and self-doubt that blinds them to their own potential

Instruction: "people who spend all day creeping for information on facebook are known also as chat rats" What is the definition of "chat rats"?


grundle nuggets

matted human feces found in the shaggy area between the cornhole and ball sack / love taco (better known as the taint)

Instruction: "my dear lord, look at the grundle nuggets on her" What is the definition of "grundle nuggets"?


honkay

just one honkay trying to take on the world

Instruction: "you're nothing but a root-tootin', yassabossin', yellabellied honkay" What is the definition of "honkay"?


custard arm

Context: "nice throw, custard arm

when someone is bad at throwing a ball in sports

Instruction: ""nice throw, custard arm" What is the definition of "custard arm"?


facebookworm

a person who pesters you on feacebook, constantly sending irrelevancies or begging for a connection

Instruction: "this is the 5th inconsequential message i've received from john today; he's become a facebookworm" What is the definition of "facebookworm"?


facebookworm

a person who clearly spends too much time on facebook, to the detriment of alternate social activities, or even conversation with the person or group they are currently with

Instruction: ""a facebookworm could be a person in a bar or cafe , staring intently at a smartphone and "liking"away as as real life evolves around them" What is the definition of "facebookworm"?


redic

Context: that new kid at school is totally redic

a more emphatic rediculous, to be truely unbelievable or amazing

Instruction: "that new kid at school is totally redic" What is the definition of "redic"?


apatow world

the idea of chubby, dirty, stoner type of guys can land a girl way out of their league

Instruction: "seth rogen landing katherine heigl in knocked up, this movie is in the apatow world" What is the definition of "apatow world"?


eeepizoid

someone who you have to squeeze cos they are so cute and gorgeous

Instruction: "oh olivia, you are such an eeepizoid i have to squeeze you" What is the definition of "eeepizoid"?


choke 'n' puke

a foul odored (and foul tasting) substance, similar to gruel, usually served in correctional institutions and sometimes public schools

Instruction: "every monday and friday morning, the jail house serves choke 'n' puke for breakfast" What is the definition of "choke 'n' puke"?


ass nigger

Context: mel gibson is such an ass nigger

an extremely annoying individual who no one can stand

Instruction: "mel gibson is such an ass nigger" What is the definition of "ass nigger"?


ass nigger

Context: mel gibson is such an ass nigger

an extremely annoying individual who no one can stand

Instruction: "mel gibson is such an ass nigger" What is the definition of "ass nigger"?


cupadajager

a standard cup, filled to the brim, of jagermeister

Instruction: ""you should have seen kyle after the game last night, he drank six cupadajager" What is the definition of "cupadajager"?


soften your cough

to take the wind out of someone's argument or leave them stunned and surprised at the action you took

Instruction: ""i'm going to give you all my work to do, that'll soften your cough  "i got jimmy back so good, that'll soften his cough""" What is the definition of "soften your cough"?


cock convention

Instruction: "i thought you said there were hot chicks here? all is see is a fucking cock convention" What is the definition of "cock convention"?


buttsechts

Context: you love buttsechts and boobz don't you

"commenly meaning "buttsex" but in chatspeak and or l337 speak"

Instruction: "you love buttsechts and boobz don't you" What is the definition of "buttsechts"?


battlefield 1942

"one of the most groundbreaking games in [fps] history, allowing players to re-enact historical battles of [world war 2] in surprising (if not perfect) accuracy and realism

Instruction: "[counterstrike] is a good game, but most people who play battlefield 1942 see it as mediocre, and afterwards find it less enjoyable then the said title" What is the definition of "battlefield 1942"?


battlefield 1942

top 3 reasons why the 2002 is the best year:  1

Instruction: "battlefield 1942 is awesome, i'll be playing this all day" What is the definition of "battlefield 1942"?


chickzilla

Instruction: ""-"you know that would look nice on you" -"i dont got the kinda money to fix that chickzilla up""" What is the definition of "chickzilla"?


television

Instruction: "i thought he was dead but he was just watching television" What is the definition of "television"?


television

the greatest invention ever known to man

Instruction: "if it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight" What is the definition of "television"?


television

Instruction: ""please repeat after me: "i believe in television" What is the definition of "television"?


television

Instruction: "the television is a box of light and color, said the boring postman" What is the definition of "television"?


blow-lunch tie

a necktie in a gaudy paisley pattern, so-called because it looks like someone blew his lunch while wearing it

Instruction: "a meeting with the boss?  i'll just put on a blow-lunch tie and trot on over" What is the definition of "blow-lunch tie"?


snf

Instruction: "after lunch, we will visit mom at the snf" What is the definition of "snf"?


snf

Instruction: "that human is such an snf because he or she is always on twitter" What is the definition of "snf"?


snf

Context: snf

an acronym used in extreme circumstances

Instruction: "snf" What is the definition of "snf"?


broko ono

Instruction: "you're acting like a total broko ono right now" What is the definition of "broko ono"?


clubbie

annoying slsc pricks that drop in , steal youre waves , and generally shit you to tears

Instruction: "fuck that clubbie scumbag , he drops in once more im gunna stuff his goat boat up his ass" What is the definition of "clubbie"?


ass mocassin

when you put your foot up somebodys ass and wear them like a slipper

Instruction: "i'm so mad, i should make him into an ass mocassin" What is the definition of "ass mocassin"?


activisioned

the running-into-the-ground of any remotely successful movie or videogame franchise

Instruction: "i was a really big fan of it, until it got activisioned" What is the definition of "activisioned"?


bear defense experts

everyone in every outdoors forum on the internet

Instruction: "i was thinking about going on a hiking trip in may, but thought i should consult with a few bear defense experts" What is the definition of "bear defense experts"?


declo

Context: look at that declo

an asian person with an exceptionally small penis

Instruction: "look at that declo" What is the definition of "declo"?


shoot the one

Context: let's shoot the one right now

Instruction: "let's shoot the one right now" What is the definition of "shoot the one"?


shoot the one

Context: what the lets shoot the one

Instruction: "what the lets shoot the one" What is the definition of "shoot the one"?


arabian saltshaker

when you shave your pubes and put them on somebody's face -- whether they're sleeping or not

Instruction: "i got wasted last night and when i woke up, john was giving me an arabian saltshaker" What is the definition of "arabian saltshaker"?


meatballs

meatballs are tasty balls of minced beef or lamb

Instruction: "hmmm i love these meatballs did you cook them, oooh they are the [dogs bollocks]" What is the definition of "meatballs"?


noob sauce

Instruction: "i beat aaron and jon so badly at hockey today that there was noob sauce all over the rink and it clogged the zamboni" What is the definition of "noob sauce"?