hdp

abbreviation of  '[hijo de puta]' very using in instant messaging

Instruction: "sujeto1:me pasas el trabajo sujeto2:no sujeto1:que hdp eres" What is the definition of "hdp"?


hdp

herbs de provence a mix of herbs including lavender used in french cooking

Instruction: "these slices of baguette are topped with a delicious mix of goat cheese and hdp" What is the definition of "hdp"?


black russian

Context: black russian is great for after dinner

an alcoholic drink: one part of kalhua and three parts of vodka

Instruction: "black russian is great for after dinner" What is the definition of "black russian"?


black russian

after fucking a girl long and hard in the ass, you pull it out and put it back in her pussy

Instruction: "lauren got a wicked infection after getting a black russian" What is the definition of "black russian"?


black russian

an alcoholic drink, similar to a white russian, except substituting milk for coke

Instruction: ""if the dude spiced it up a lil, h'ed be drinking black russians  "you'd never see a black russian named boris""" What is the definition of "black russian"?


black russian

Context: "-"one black russian please

alcoholic cocktail containing vodka and brandy

Instruction: ""-"one black russian please" What is the definition of "black russian"?


shower curtain

the act of running the shower to mask the sound of a shit

Instruction: "it was taco night, and amy had friends over, so when she paid a trip to the restroom she used a shower curtain" What is the definition of "shower curtain"?


shower curtain

when you put saran wrap on yourself and another person urinates on you

Instruction: "i gave her a [hot plate] and she gave me a shower curtain" What is the definition of "shower curtain"?


drater

Context: everyone on #doom is a total drater

"first documented on irc in the late 1990's, drater is "retard" spelled backwards

Instruction: "everyone on #doom is a total drater" What is the definition of "drater"?


drater

retard, complete idiot (retard backwards)

Instruction: "one who spits into the wind, or eats yellow snow-is by far the drater of all draters" What is the definition of "drater"?


drater

Instruction: ""and the old woman's last words were, "he who puts his hand on the burner is a true drater" What is the definition of "drater"?


drater

Context: i am drater n00bs

Instruction: "i am drater n00bs" What is the definition of "drater"?


drater

Context: everyone on #doom is a total drater

"first documented on irc in the late 1990's, drater is "retard" spelled backwards

Instruction: "everyone on #doom is a total drater" What is the definition of "drater"?


drater

retard, complete idiot (retard backwards)

Instruction: "one who spits into the wind, or eats yellow snow-is by far the drater of all draters" What is the definition of "drater"?


drater

Instruction: ""and the old woman's last words were, "he who puts his hand on the burner is a true drater" What is the definition of "drater"?


drater

Context: i am drater n00bs

Instruction: "i am drater n00bs" What is the definition of "drater"?


axis of evil

Instruction: ""bush on tv: "we must stop the axis of evil" What is the definition of "axis of evil"?


axis of evil

the combination of intel and microsoft, and endorsers of poor quality computers (hp, compaq, gateway) who make use of the above

Instruction: "  you shouldn't buy that computer; it contains components from the axis of evil" What is the definition of "axis of evil"?


axis of evil

something that bush made to take the blame off him

Instruction: "north korea was not a threat until he ignorantly and stupidly put them on this lil list called axis of evil" What is the definition of "axis of evil"?


axis of evil

any single or group of people in any given region at any given time who disagrees with anything the current administration says or does

Instruction: "all naysayers of bush who live on i street are a part of the axis of evil" What is the definition of "axis of evil"?


axis of evil

three countries (iraq, iran, and north korea) labled by george w

Instruction: "terrorist funding originates in axis of evil states" What is the definition of "axis of evil"?


butt welder

Instruction: "i was visited by a butt welder in the showers last evening" What is the definition of "butt welder"?


knob-head

Context: you [fucking] knob-head

"<noun> british offensive slang term used as a variant of "[dick head]" to describe an obnoxious person or someone who has acted in a peculiar and/or ludicrous manner

Instruction: "you [fucking] knob-head" What is the definition of "knob-head"?


lockharting

any pompous, narcissistic behavior by a teacher, especially the practice of requiring one's students to buy copies of one's own book

Instruction: "dude, don't take that class -- the professor is lockharting the students big-time" What is the definition of "lockharting"?


beef curtains

Instruction: "i was doing this slut the other day and her beef curtains were hanging almost to her knees" What is the definition of "beef curtains"?


beef curtains

"the creul term for long, hanging inner labia

Instruction: "did you see the beef curtains on that girl? hell yeah i did" What is the definition of "beef curtains"?


beef curtains

Instruction: "i thought you said she had beef curtains?  those weren't beef curtains" What is the definition of "beef curtains"?


beef curtains

"the excess skin of the female genetalia (labia) which serve no purpose other than tying in knots or posing in the "butterfly" position

Instruction: "the new issue of hustler had a bitch with 3 inch beef curtains" What is the definition of "beef curtains"?


beef curtains

Instruction: "i was doing this slut the other day and her beef curtains were hanging almost to her knees" What is the definition of "beef curtains"?


beef curtains

"the creul term for long, hanging inner labia

Instruction: "did you see the beef curtains on that girl? hell yeah i did" What is the definition of "beef curtains"?


beef curtains

Instruction: "i thought you said she had beef curtains?  those weren't beef curtains" What is the definition of "beef curtains"?


beef curtains

"the excess skin of the female genetalia (labia) which serve no purpose other than tying in knots or posing in the "butterfly" position

Instruction: "the new issue of hustler had a bitch with 3 inch beef curtains" What is the definition of "beef curtains"?


beef curtains

Instruction: "i was doing this slut the other day and her beef curtains were hanging almost to her knees" What is the definition of "beef curtains"?


beef curtains

"the creul term for long, hanging inner labia

Instruction: "did you see the beef curtains on that girl? hell yeah i did" What is the definition of "beef curtains"?


beef curtains

Instruction: "i thought you said she had beef curtains?  those weren't beef curtains" What is the definition of "beef curtains"?


beef curtains

"the excess skin of the female genetalia (labia) which serve no purpose other than tying in knots or posing in the "butterfly" position

Instruction: "the new issue of hustler had a bitch with 3 inch beef curtains" What is the definition of "beef curtains"?


emo emu

Context: that is an emo emu

Instruction: "that is an emo emu" What is the definition of "emo emu"?


emo emu

Instruction: "emo emu says 'if i had wrists, i'd cut myself'" What is the definition of "emo emu"?


emo emu

Instruction: ""~"i hate emo wierdos" ~"you know what the emo emu says"  the emo emu says "if i had arms i'd cut myself""" What is the definition of "emo emu"?


comfy ciggy

the rare occasion when you can have a smoke in a relaxing, comfortable environment (usually a house, or a car)

Instruction: "i love his house, we can have a comfy ciggy in it" What is the definition of "comfy ciggy"?


chargefest

going hard at something for a long period of time

Instruction: ""whoa dude, i had a chargefest last night" What is the definition of "chargefest"?


belinge

Instruction: "'mate this is boring, theres nothing on the belinge' 'the god damn belinge is broken, looks like we're gonna have to crack open some more fosters'" What is the definition of "belinge"?


bagedy

Context: that dane cook is a real bagedy

slang word for [douchebag] (bag of d) used most commonly in columbus, ohio

Instruction: "that dane cook is a real bagedy" What is the definition of "bagedy"?


beater ballin'

the wearing of a beater and only a beater

Instruction: "scogs- did u see sean the other night?  tooch- yea he was beater ballin' like a champ" What is the definition of "beater ballin'"?


banana pancakes

a song by jack johnson that really is talking about morning sex when you just want to laze around all day and sherk your responsibilities

Instruction: "last sunday it rained all day and me and my wife made banana pancakes" What is the definition of "banana pancakes"?


banana pancakes

according to jack johnson, they are what you eat when it's raining, and you wake up slow

Instruction: "it's raining, i'm down for throwing on some jacky-jay and cooking up some banana pancakes" What is the definition of "banana pancakes"?


banana pancakes

Instruction: "dude, me and marry made banana pancakes last night" What is the definition of "banana pancakes"?


chiemo

Context: chiemo i like to eat pie

an annotation to be placed @ the beginning of a sentence or paragraph to imply truthfulness and or honesty

Instruction: "chiemo i like to eat pie" What is the definition of "chiemo"?


chiemo

Context: joe: man that kid is such a chiemo

a person who is good at school and hates his life

Instruction: "joe: man that kid is such a chiemo" What is the definition of "chiemo"?


doucheturd

Context: brad you're such a doucheturd

insulting noun, combing both a douche or douchebag and turd

Instruction: "brad you're such a doucheturd" What is the definition of "doucheturd"?


Instruction: "all games are [bo3], except the bo5 final" What is the definition of "bo5"?


a phrase in response to a time period, or question that involved numbers that you do not have the answer to

Instruction: "example 1  christian: what time is it? chloe: around 72pickle  example 2  christian: how many hours have we been up? chloe: about 72pickle" What is the definition of "72pickle"?


boston cheesecake

its when people (10 is best if ur pro) cum in a girls ass, filling it up, then put a mini boston flag in it

Instruction: "i spent hours cleaning myself after i got a boston cheesecake" What is the definition of "boston cheesecake"?


atrox abraxas

Context: atrox abraxas will destroy you

Instruction: "atrox abraxas will destroy you" What is the definition of "atrox abraxas"?


pooze

Context: that guy is such a pooze

Instruction: "that guy is such a pooze" What is the definition of "pooze"?


pooze

a compound word formed from the words poo and ooze

Instruction: ""his mud-butt started to pooze  "his constant poozing brought suspicion to bystanders that he may have soiled his trousers""" What is the definition of "pooze"?


pooze

the slippery anal juice that is excreted after savage pounding of the rectum

Instruction: "fred exclaimed to his friend that the god damn bitch got pooze all over his dick, forcing fred to give her a poozey dirty sanchez" What is the definition of "pooze"?


pooze

Context: damn girl, your pooze tastes good

pooze is a contraction of [pussy juice], or pussy ooze

Instruction: "damn girl, your pooze tastes good" What is the definition of "pooze"?


back door drip baby

a child conceived from the mother engaging in [anal sex] and allowing for the [semen] to drip from her [anus] into her [vagina]

Instruction: "whats wrong dude? i just found out i am a back door drip baby" What is the definition of "back door drip baby"?


brown crack

an uncommon nickname for tobacco, derived from the fact that nicotine is said to be as addictive as crack

Instruction: "i'm going to the tobacconist for some brown crack" What is the definition of "brown crack"?


bury the general

the process in which a male inserts an oversized penis into a smaller female's tight vagina

Instruction: ""fred: "yea man did you bury the general with jenny last night?" eric:"fuck yea" What is the definition of "bury the general"?


hawf

"scottish slang for "half" it origonates from the common "ned" that is mostly seen with a bright tracksuit standing at a corner or bus stop acting like a fud

Instruction: ""geez hawf bottle o' bucky "ah smoked hawf a fag a found on groond" "only hawf ma brain wurx""" What is the definition of "hawf"?


git-on

used when you totally appreciate something or are in agreement with someones idea or accomplishment

Instruction: ""i finally got the bird i've been working on to let-up "really the one from ****, git-on" What is the definition of "git-on"?


hog mount

noun: a fucked up situation that is illogical

Instruction: "guy1: hey man why don't we head on down to the swamp and do some [ketamine]? guy2: that sounds like a hog mount waiting to happen" What is the definition of "hog mount"?


fudge fondler

Instruction: "example: that douchey dude is a real fudge fondler" What is the definition of "fudge fondler"?


ching chong wa

a phrase used to mock people of asian descent based on their speaking technique

Instruction: "white fucker: sup asian asian kid: fuck you white fucker: ching chong wa asian kid: suck you own dick" What is the definition of "ching chong wa"?


gatban

a cheap slave driver who asks for discounts wherever he goes and always pays with a debit card

Instruction: "i would have made it to the party on time but gatban showed up and made me unload a semi truck full of rotten fish and only gave me $1" What is the definition of "gatban"?


epitomadisst

the perfect example of an administrative assistant, who works 12 hours a day and takes lunch breaks at her desk

Instruction: "laura is an epitomadisst when it comes to managing the office" What is the definition of "epitomadisst"?


beer can

Instruction: ""guy #1:  "i heard glenn has a total beer can" What is the definition of "beer can"?


beer can

Instruction: ""guy #1:  "i heard glenn has a total beer can" What is the definition of "beer can"?


felino-american

an american of latino heritage who fellates

Instruction: "jorge was a felino-american and had few friends in his marine rifle squad; his sister, juanita, however enjoyed wide popularity in the squad" What is the definition of "felino-american"?


allison cavanaugh

hood nigga, wine aficionado, spends lots of money on food, and is a classy ass bitch

Instruction: "last night i was hanging out with allison cavanaugh and she shot a nigga 6 times in the chest" What is the definition of "allison cavanaugh"?


abceps

Context: yo his abceps be banging

Instruction: "yo his abceps be banging" What is the definition of "abceps"?


brbgtp

Context: fucknuts says: dude, i'll brbgtp

well you will notice that the beginning is brb----msn for be right back

Instruction: "fucknuts says: dude, i'll brbgtp" What is the definition of "brbgtp"?


africa hot

Context: it is africa hot in here

Instruction: "it is africa hot in here" What is the definition of "africa hot"?


africa hot

when the temperature is so unbearably hot that is turn you black

Instruction: "it is over 120 degress out here that it is africa hot" What is the definition of "africa hot"?


fnab

Context: caroline anderson is a fnab

Instruction: "caroline anderson is a fnab" What is the definition of "fnab"?


crotch puppy

a submissive individual who enjoys performing oral sex on women

Instruction: "that boy over there is a crotch puppy my boyfriend is a complete crotch puppy" What is the definition of "crotch puppy"?


crotch puppy

Instruction: ""gino is a fucking crotch puppy and cant spell the word "fagot""" What is the definition of "crotch puppy"?


cabarizzaaay

a distinctively unique performance based theater/dance/musical camp in the green mountains of the mad river valley, vermont

Instruction: "*mom, guess what we did today at cabarizzaaay" What is the definition of "cabarizzaaay"?


dukun

Context: hey, i heard your neighbour is a dukun

dukun is a common occupation among the javanese people of indonesia

Instruction: "hey, i heard your neighbour is a dukun" What is the definition of "dukun"?


carnival urinal

a urinal that someone pisses all over, including all over the rim, and outside of the stall

Instruction: "today i used a carnival urinal and realized i was standing in a puddle of human lemonade" What is the definition of "carnival urinal"?


braven

Instruction: "braven was amazing today, it was he's first day of school" What is the definition of "braven"?


braven

Instruction: ""fuck lloyd he's so braven  "they should stop letting bravens in the zoo" What is the definition of "braven"?


chatting up

to hit on and make friendly with a new person

Instruction: "joe has been chatting up all the girls at the party, hoping to find one that will accually go home with him" What is the definition of "chatting up"?


barbecheese

a bread, barbecue sauce, and cheese sandwich

Instruction: "i was so plundered drunk i ate a barbecheese sandwich and it was amazing" What is the definition of "barbecheese"?


bastard neck

Instruction: "my parents forgot to tell the doctor to  remove my bastard neck when i was born" What is the definition of "bastard neck"?


al johnson

when a dude wakes up with morning wood and he tries to pee so hes gotta like back way up from the toilet and aim down

Instruction: "remember that scene in the beggining of 40 year old virgin when andy woke up with an al johnson" What is the definition of "al johnson"?


drool worthy

Instruction: ""ville's voice in "wicked game" is very drool worthy" What is the definition of "drool worthy"?


boy gorge

Context: that guy over there is a boy gorge

Instruction: "that guy over there is a boy gorge" What is the definition of "boy gorge"?


lold

Instruction: "a: remember that joke? b: oh yah, i lold" What is the definition of "lold"?


lold

Instruction: ""hey remember when i rhinocerous punch'd you?? "yes, that was funny, i lold so hard but it still hurt" What is the definition of "lold"?


lold

a play on words of lol and old for something thats funny but also old referring to someone posting a link to something that many people already viewed

Instruction: "noob: hey check this link out _____ joe: lold" What is the definition of "lold"?


near beer

Instruction: "near beer is the worst of both worlds: all the shitty taste of beer, and none of the fun" What is the definition of "near beer"?


near beer

Instruction: "everyone was planning to get hammered at the party, but were disappointed when all they got was near beer" What is the definition of "near beer"?


near beer

noun: london police slang for a crummy dive in which unwitting male tourists are promised a good time with a hot babe

Instruction: "drink your tea, were going to bust a near beer in brewer street" What is the definition of "near beer"?


bipolarvert

the bipolarvert displays characteristics of both an introvert and an extrovert, but at different times

Instruction: "i never know what tara is going to want to do, she's such a bipolarvert" What is the definition of "bipolarvert"?


brasso on my asshole

a term coined from disciplinary action while one is serving in the armed forces

Instruction: "i just came from the sarg's tent , boy was he pissed about me missing the revelie, he put the brasso on my asshole" What is the definition of "brasso on my asshole"?


chacalele

Context: they did chacalele in the bed

Instruction: "they did chacalele in the bed" What is the definition of "chacalele"?


clicksand

web content which overwhelms your [browser]'s ability to exit the [website]

Instruction: ""john kept clicking the "back" button, but to no avail; the porn site had submerged his computer in clicksand" What is the definition of "clicksand"?


i-borg

Instruction: "john ran into an i-borg who would not stop talking about the merits of the i-book" What is the definition of "i-borg"?


fodigity

Instruction: "johnnay- hey dude i got the freakin' munchies, you? md- fodigity" What is the definition of "fodigity"?


acherper

Context: hey acherper franz

mister, homie, sir, sire, ma'am, madam, suh, dude

Instruction: "hey acherper franz" What is the definition of "acherper"?


handjobbery

general nonsense, tomfoolery or foolishness

Instruction: "i am tired of all the handjobbery around this place" What is the definition of "handjobbery"?


handjobbery

when a man is accosted on the street by one or more women who proceed to grab his junk while stealing his wallet or other valuables

Instruction: "dad can you send me a couple hundred dollars, i was the victim of a brutal handjobbery in costa rica" What is the definition of "handjobbery"?


ginger kid

someone who has red hair, pale skin and sometimes freckles

Instruction: "the other day i started to make fun of this ginger kid so he broke my legs and killed my family" What is the definition of "ginger kid"?


ginger kid

"kids with red hair and pale skin and freckles

Instruction: "wes bergmann (mtv's real world austin)is an ugly ginger kid that also has many scabs" What is the definition of "ginger kid"?


ginger kid

red haired kid with freckles and white skin

Instruction: "wow i shouldn't of called that red head a ginger kid he will now torcher me because he is the master human on earth" What is the definition of "ginger kid"?


ginger kid

Context: that kid over there is a ginger kid

a nerdy looking kid who has pale skin with freckles splattering their face with candy red hair

Instruction: "that kid over there is a ginger kid" What is the definition of "ginger kid"?


ginger kid

Context: "that lauren girl is a ginger kid

"ginger kids are people with [red hair], pale skin, and [freckles]

Instruction: ""that lauren girl is a ginger kid" What is the definition of "ginger kid"?


ginger kid

someone who has red hair, pale skin and sometimes freckles

Instruction: "the other day i started to make fun of this ginger kid so he broke my legs and killed my family" What is the definition of "ginger kid"?


ginger kid

"kids with red hair and pale skin and freckles

Instruction: "wes bergmann (mtv's real world austin)is an ugly ginger kid that also has many scabs" What is the definition of "ginger kid"?


ginger kid

red haired kid with freckles and white skin

Instruction: "wow i shouldn't of called that red head a ginger kid he will now torcher me because he is the master human on earth" What is the definition of "ginger kid"?


ginger kid

Context: that kid over there is a ginger kid

a nerdy looking kid who has pale skin with freckles splattering their face with candy red hair

Instruction: "that kid over there is a ginger kid" What is the definition of "ginger kid"?


ginger kid

Context: "that lauren girl is a ginger kid

"ginger kids are people with [red hair], pale skin, and [freckles]

Instruction: ""that lauren girl is a ginger kid" What is the definition of "ginger kid"?


caucegro

the politically correct term for a wigger

Instruction: "let me be pc about this, he's a real caucegro" What is the definition of "caucegro"?


gang banger

Instruction: "man, dat nigge don killed fo dem muphukkas, las week, he a real gang banger" What is the definition of "gang banger"?


manges

Context: he smells like a manges

somebody who has a odour of horlicks, oveltine, or another light malt refreshment

Instruction: "he smells like a manges" What is the definition of "manges"?


beassss

(combination of beast and hiss) an animal that makes a hissing sound

Instruction: "geese, snakes and small cats are all beassss since they are hissing animals" What is the definition of "beassss"?


deepankar

Context: i hope i marry deepankar someday

handsome, funny, smart and kind of an odd ball

Instruction: "i hope i marry deepankar someday" What is the definition of "deepankar"?


aurikku

Context: i just wrote a new aurikku fanfic

Instruction: "i just wrote a new aurikku fanfic" What is the definition of "aurikku"?


ccbot

Context: i bet ron jeremy uses a ccbot

a mechanical device used for enlarging the male penis

Instruction: "i bet ron jeremy uses a ccbot" What is the definition of "ccbot"?


is it because i'm black?

Instruction: "is it because i'm black? either that or it's because your a fag" What is the definition of "is it because i'm black?"?


breamer

Context: whats that mister? its my breamer

a breamer is a large akwardly shaped mechanism strapped like a baby to the front of ones chest or torso

Instruction: "whats that mister? its my breamer" What is the definition of "breamer"?


daddy bag

Instruction: "i took a rock and hit my mom's boyfriend in his daddy bag" What is the definition of "daddy bag"?


daddy bag

Context: my daddy held his daddy bag in his hand

the bag of a dad they use to carry important materials

Instruction: "my daddy held his daddy bag in his hand" What is the definition of "daddy bag"?


j o

Context: what a j o

Instruction: "what a j o" What is the definition of "j o"?


bucking filly

the art of fucking a girl from behind (vaginally) and then pulling out and forcefully sticking it in her ass thus causing her to kick backwards in a bucking fashion

Instruction: "i've always wanted to date an equestrian, but i am afraid she may be a bucking filly" What is the definition of "bucking filly"?


chunk slit

Instruction: "person a : i can smell rosie o donnels' chunk slit through the t" What is the definition of "chunk slit"?


hoodwash

Instruction: "yo, dat bitch best be givin me a hoodwash" What is the definition of "hoodwash"?


call me ishmael

"iconic opening line of herman melville's book "moby dick"

Instruction: "john: woah dude, look at that fat chick over there  jack: call me ishmael" What is the definition of "call me ishmael"?


awkward turtle

Context: "friend making awkward turtle sign

Instruction: ""friend making awkward turtle sign" What is the definition of "awkward turtle"?


awkward turtle

a hand motion to display feelings of akwardness to a few people without everyone knowing

Instruction: "speaker 1: hey can i have your baby? speaker 2: * awkward turtle hand motion * 'o," What is the definition of "awkward turtle"?


awkward turtle

well known saying for when you make an idiot of yourself

Instruction: ""that's not a awkward turtle you moron, that's a platypus "shit" What is the definition of "awkward turtle"?


brown elevens

the marks you make on a toilet wall with your forefinger and middle finger after you find out too late there is no toilet paper left

Instruction: "the toilet was a total disgrace, the walls were liberally covered with brown elevens" What is the definition of "brown elevens"?


fudge monkey

Instruction: "tommy, the kid in the special ed class is a fudge monkey" What is the definition of "fudge monkey"?


fudge monkey

Context: ur mom is such a fudge monkey

Instruction: "ur mom is such a fudge monkey" What is the definition of "fudge monkey"?


lost in sauce

Instruction: "you didn't finish your paper? you're lost in sauce" What is the definition of "lost in sauce"?


a tribe called quest

"an amazing and nearly overlooked hip hop group

Instruction: "a tribe called quest is on another level" What is the definition of "a tribe called quest"?


a tribe called quest

the only rap group with an iq of over 100

Instruction: "guy #1- 'i really want to see a tribe called quest live, but i'm scared my face will melt at the awesomeness, leaving me permanently hideous" What is the definition of "a tribe called quest"?


douche water

jon roberts, or someone who drinks copius amounts of douchewater to keep their estrogen levels up

Instruction: "jon (douchewater) roberts loves drinking douche water" What is the definition of "douche water"?


booze poos

a commonly used term in new zealand to describe the viscosity of ones excrement following a heavy drinking session

Instruction: "" "man i had bad booze poos this morning, it was like i was pissing out my ass" What is the definition of "booze poos"?


booze poos

"similar to a hangover, booze poos is  a bi-prouduct of a heavy nights drinking

Instruction: "dude, i just had the mad booze poos this morning <insert catchy booze poos jingle>" What is the definition of "booze poos"?


brokt

Context: snap, yo, your computer is teh brokt

"broken, in the superlative regard, especially when combined with "teh

Instruction: "snap, yo, your computer is teh brokt" What is the definition of "brokt"?


crudla

Context: hey crudla

a cruddy or dirty girl, usually skanky or disgusting, can be said as an insult or just joking around

Instruction: "hey crudla" What is the definition of "crudla"?


allen's abs

a term used to describe something rock hard, holy, and untouchable

Instruction: "dude did you see allen's abs yesterday? so amazing" What is the definition of "allen's abs"?


beja vous

color exclusivity in clothing, home decor, etc

Instruction: "she bought a whole new outfit in that same awful color, it was like beja vous" What is the definition of "beja vous"?


athieism

Context: athieism

the doctrine or belief that there is no god

Instruction: "athieism" What is the definition of "athieism"?


afternoon tea

Context: its afternoon tea time

Instruction: "its afternoon tea time" What is the definition of "afternoon tea"?


stucks

Instruction: "you: let me get 100$ worth of stucks dealer: here you go bra 10 stucks make u 200$" What is the definition of "stucks"?


stucks

a combination of the words sucks and sticks

Instruction: "damn, that backstreet boys sticker stucks" What is the definition of "stucks"?


gihon

a very fat and evil motherfucker who loves white girls almost as much as he loves his weed

Instruction: "ay man all you do iis fuck white girls, eat and smoke weed, you're moving like a gihon" What is the definition of "gihon"?


hellie

Context: i know shes so cool, shes a hellie

a really funny person, but if you dont them then you dont take the time to get to know them

Instruction: "i know shes so cool, shes a hellie" What is the definition of "hellie"?


hellie

Instruction: "yeah when i go to this party tonight if im the luckiest guy on the world maybe ill fuck hellie" What is the definition of "hellie"?


el capitano

exceedingly and visibly [hung over], to the point of being unable to function

Instruction: "yeah, man, i was feeling pretty shitty at work the next day, but tom was el capitano - passed out in his own vomit in the back room" What is the definition of "el capitano"?


dtff

Instruction: "jroc is dtff that gorgeous blonde at the bar" What is the definition of "dtff"?


1-800 collect

Context: lets play 1-800 collect 2nite

Instruction: "lets play 1-800 collect 2nite" What is the definition of "1-800 collect"?


cheese wheel

Context: she wants my cheese wheel

Instruction: "she wants my cheese wheel" What is the definition of "cheese wheel"?


cheese wheel

having to sit through a buddies set of bad jokes he always pulls off

Instruction: "we met some girls the other night at the club and i had to sit through barry's cheese wheel act again" What is the definition of "cheese wheel"?


cheese wheel

Context: that guy over there has a cheese wheel

a nickname given to a male with a penis that is wider than it is long

Instruction: "that guy over there has a cheese wheel" What is the definition of "cheese wheel"?


cheese wheel

Context: she wants my cheese wheel

Instruction: "she wants my cheese wheel" What is the definition of "cheese wheel"?


cheese wheel

having to sit through a buddies set of bad jokes he always pulls off

Instruction: "we met some girls the other night at the club and i had to sit through barry's cheese wheel act again" What is the definition of "cheese wheel"?


cheese wheel

Context: that guy over there has a cheese wheel

a nickname given to a male with a penis that is wider than it is long

Instruction: "that guy over there has a cheese wheel" What is the definition of "cheese wheel"?


emotional affair

Context: john: we had a total emotional affair

just like any other affair, but with no [boning]

Instruction: "john: we had a total emotional affair" What is the definition of "emotional affair"?


emotional affair

a pop psychology term which instills a sense of impropriety when describing platonic and courtly love (and other forms of intimate non-sexual association)

Instruction: "you call it coffee with a college professor, i call it an emotional affair" What is the definition of "emotional affair"?


goodle

Context: that kid has a goodle

Instruction: "that kid has a goodle" What is the definition of "goodle"?


goodle

when you happen to misspell google and type in goodle

Instruction: "dude, i'm desperate, guess i got no choice but goodle" What is the definition of "goodle"?


goodle

Context: dude did u see that guys goodle

a typin error made at 4 18 in the morning when trying to find 14 shades of gray

Instruction: "dude did u see that guys goodle" What is the definition of "goodle"?


goodle

Context: he's got a fat goodle

Instruction: "he's got a fat goodle" What is the definition of "goodle"?


goodle

Context: damn, that nigga be a fuckin goodle

a nasty bi-sexual man whore with std's who only wears man thongs

Instruction: "damn, that nigga be a fuckin goodle" What is the definition of "goodle"?


goodle

Context: forrest, your goodle is oozing smegma

Instruction: "forrest, your goodle is oozing smegma" What is the definition of "goodle"?


consistency

conformity in the application of something, typically that which is necessary for the sake of logic, accuracy, or fairness

Instruction: "the grading system is to be streamlined to ensure greater consistency" What is the definition of "consistency"?


business dick

someone who is very successful in business, but at the same time is a massive dick because of it

Instruction: "ooj is always talking about how much money is company is making, he's such a business dick" What is the definition of "business dick"?


erstwhile

Context: our erstwhile friend died friday

Instruction: "our erstwhile friend died friday" What is the definition of "erstwhile"?


erstwhile

"former, "previous," "ex-"  erstwhile works a lot like "ex," except it's an adjective instead of a prefix, much more formal and a little old-fashioned

Instruction: ""my erstwhile and estimable business partner will be joining us for lunch" What is the definition of "erstwhile"?


nojaculation

the act of beating off vigorously nonstop and not busting a nut

Instruction: "tom: when ever it beat off nothing comes out  doctor:extreme case of nojaculation  tom: noooooooo" What is the definition of "nojaculation"?


hoodsoft

(noun)- urban based airsoft games that are played with normal-non-gay kids

Instruction: "are you guys going to play some hoodsoft on park place this weekend?" What is the definition of "hoodsoft"?


bonered up

(v)to get excited and all fired up over something

Instruction: "mike was all bonered up because he found out the mets had acquired carlos delgado for peanuts from the marlins" What is the definition of "bonered up"?


bathtub wasted

this is a state of inebriation when you get so drunk that you mistake a bathtub for a bed and fall asleep in a bathtub

Instruction: "she was so bathtub wasted she didn't realized she crawled into the bathtub to sleep instead of her bed" What is the definition of "bathtub wasted"?


truffle muffle

Instruction: "jeremy was so committed that fridays were set aside to truffle muffle cynthia" What is the definition of "truffle muffle"?


dead man's lover

1) when a problem is encured, this phrase is used to tell another person that the originator's needs are simply not possible/available and probably won't be in the near future

Instruction: ""1) "dude, you know how you need that kidney?  well, you're looking at being a dead man's lover" What is the definition of "dead man's lover"?


acene

a gay guy with a smaller penis always thinking about himself thinks he's the big thing and he is going to be gay by the time he is 16

Instruction: "man: look at acene he is gay but so sexy acene: come here boy" What is the definition of "acene"?


chanel no.9

"an expensive combination of high-quality cocaine, pure ecstasy, and special k that produces waves of euphoria lasting for hours

Instruction: "if you whip up chanel no.9 combos, you are most likely rich" What is the definition of "chanel no.9"?


fassbender-ready

to have reached your goal weight in preparation of possibly meeting michael fassbender

Instruction: "i lost 10 pounds and i'm now fassbender-ready" What is the definition of "fassbender-ready"?


bretch hill

originally the dumping ground for britain's unwanted, the oxfordshire-(in)famous street and surrounding estate has now bred it's own race accross [banbury]

Instruction: ""person: "oi brrap yo let's go up bretch and get sum bud off ya mum" other person: "innit bretch hill brrrap""" What is the definition of "bretch hill"?


british round-about

a form of pleasure in which the male lies down flat on his back as the female sits criss cross apple sauce on his cock

Instruction: ""the proper use in a sentence would be "we did the british round-about last night and it was fucking incredible" What is the definition of "british round-about"?


fair does

a variation of fair deuce, fair do's and so on

Instruction: ""i don't like it, take it down  "the rest of the committie likes it though"  "ah, fair does" What is the definition of "fair does"?


9 mm

Instruction: "muda fucka, ima bust out my 9 mm and cap you ass, foo" What is the definition of "9 mm"?


bootaycall

Context: i will make a bootaycall tonite

bootaycall is a urban phrase linking to calling a male/female for a sexual encounter

Instruction: "i will make a bootaycall tonite" What is the definition of "bootaycall"?


colonel's touch

the phenomenon that occurs after eating greasy food such as [kfc]

Instruction: "hey look at this napkin, i've given it the colonel's touch" What is the definition of "colonel's touch"?


awesome squared

Context: that explosion was awesome squared

something that is so awesome, that in order to comprehend its awesomness, you must multiply it by itself

Instruction: "that explosion was awesome squared" What is the definition of "awesome squared"?


scatlover

Context: i hear your mom is a hardcore scatlover

one who utilizes shit(sometimes referred to as scat)for pleasurable purposes

Instruction: "i hear your mom is a hardcore scatlover" What is the definition of "scatlover"?


chink in the armor

"1) an narrow opening and vunerable area in one's armor that the opponent will usually aim for

Instruction: "1) because of the chink in the armor of sir lancelot, his opponent was able to break past his defense and inflict a dangerous flesh wound" What is the definition of "chink in the armor"?


chink in the armor

Context: apparently there's a chink in the armor

Instruction: "apparently there's a chink in the armor" What is the definition of "chink in the armor"?


bella mckay

Context: wow she looks like a bella mckay

thee most beautiful girl you will ever meet

Instruction: "wow she looks like a bella mckay" What is the definition of "bella mckay"?


boffaler

Context: boffaler 1-hey lets swing swords

a nerd who a social outcast who lacks motivation or social skills or friends

Instruction: "boffaler 1-hey lets swing swords" What is the definition of "boffaler"?


crab apple

Instruction: "chris did his girlfriend in the butt for the first time the other day and right after he pulled out she laid a crab apple in the living room floor" What is the definition of "crab apple"?


crab apple

Instruction: "chris did his girlfriend in the butt for the first time the other day and right after he pulled out she laid a crab apple in the living room floor" What is the definition of "crab apple"?


crab apple

Instruction: "chris did his girlfriend in the butt for the first time the other day and right after he pulled out she laid a crab apple in the living room floor" What is the definition of "crab apple"?


a big fucking deal

joe biden's [euphemism] for health care reform

Instruction: ""hey joe, what do you call this health care reform bill?  "this is a big fucking deal" What is the definition of "a big fucking deal"?


cock waffle

a “cock waffle” has at two (or more) definitions

Instruction: "a) i had almost finished when my cock waffle of a computer suddenly turned itself off" What is the definition of "cock waffle"?


cock waffle

a “cock waffle” has at two (or more) definitions

Instruction: "a) i had almost finished when my cock waffle of a computer suddenly turned itself off" What is the definition of "cock waffle"?


bmhotwl

bmhotwl-def-a word discribing banging my head on the wall laughing taking place of rofl(rolling on floor laughing) a much longer word than any other used

Instruction: "i bmhotwl when i saw that fat man jiggle trying to jump on the trampoline" What is the definition of "bmhotwl"?


french victory

blowing your junk in her face then sprinting off the bed, out of the room, through the front door and back to your apartment as fast as humanly possible- backwards

Instruction: "i can't believe how much ground you covered running backwards during your french victory" What is the definition of "french victory"?


spacedocking

the act of crapping in a woman's vagina, thereby filling it with feces

Instruction: "the spacedocking kirk gave allyson on saturday night was massive and warm" What is the definition of "spacedocking"?


banana hammock

a men's style of undergarment that holds the genitalia in a sling-like hammock apparatus, allowing the meat knot to protrude offensively

Instruction: "when i was swimming at the y the other day, this hairy italian hedgehog was hanging out at the pool all day showing off his silky red banana hammock" What is the definition of "banana hammock"?


afro amercians

Instruction: "thomas is a afro amercians once he cut his hair like a afro and matt is a cuban" What is the definition of "afro amercians"?


brookeing

when a girl leads a white guy on, just to blow a black guy

Instruction: "that sloot was brookeing me hardcore last night" What is the definition of "brookeing"?


brookeing

Context: dude, stop brookeing

getting overly pissed at something that really does not matter

Instruction: "dude, stop brookeing" What is the definition of "brookeing"?


bagmouth

Context: damn that guy has bagmouth

when one is missing enough teeth so that their mouth looks like a crumpled grocery bag

Instruction: "damn that guy has bagmouth" What is the definition of "bagmouth"?


chuln

Instruction: "mi suegra casi me encuentra chuln cuando vino a visitarnos" What is the definition of "chuln"?


aftr

Instruction: "north america aftr the french and indian war, 1763" What is the definition of "aftr"?


sproutfull

fertile, prosperous, well-being, proliferous

Instruction: "i hope these daisies will be sproutfull this year" What is the definition of "sproutfull"?


dum dum jimmy sum

the act of receiving a blow job from a chinese girl while a mongolian girl is rubbing on your balls

Instruction: "i was relaxing at the club getting a lil' dum dum jimmy sum" What is the definition of "dum dum jimmy sum"?


buzzed shorts

a level of intoxication prior to being [wastey pants]

Instruction: "i hope that girl decides to go from buzzed shorts to [wastey pants] tonight" What is the definition of "buzzed shorts"?


ass midget

Context: lynn can be such an ass midget

a person who is short tempered, good sense of humor, short, and an ass

Instruction: "lynn can be such an ass midget" What is the definition of "ass midget"?


happy-groovy

Context: i love your happy-groovy ways

living and loving every moment of your life

Instruction: "i love your happy-groovy ways" What is the definition of "happy-groovy"?


ladybag

Context: kate gosselin is a real ladybag

a woman who exhibits the characteristics of a douche bag

Instruction: "kate gosselin is a real ladybag" What is the definition of "ladybag"?


chicken farm

chicken farm is where there are a class of 20 students creating a fair bit of noise until the neil the tutor becomes annoyed!

Instruction: "neil: can you keep it down a bit, its like a bloody chicken farm in here" What is the definition of "chicken farm"?


chrimbo hols

Instruction: "i plan to get a right fair amount of snooging done come chrimbo hols" What is the definition of "chrimbo hols"?


bongunism

bongunism is the political ideology which promotes the equalisation of society by mass-bakeage

Instruction: "comrades, you shall give your lives for bongunism" What is the definition of "bongunism"?


anime music video

a music video created with various clips of anime   [amv]

Instruction: "dbz+linkin park+ crappy but easy anime music video" What is the definition of "anime music video"?


anime music video

anime music videos are one of the primary reasons that the internet is full of garbage

Instruction: ""set "posting an anime music video on the internet is essentially the same thing as littering" What is the definition of "anime music video"?


girl cold

any temperature under 70 degrees resulting in females requiring the need to wear a sweatshirt

Instruction: "john:yo man why is jennifer wearing a sweatshirt, isn't it warm out? trent:dude haven't you heard? it's girl cold out there" What is the definition of "girl cold"?


fapwhack

to sexually arouse one's self using a pornographic website

Instruction: "late at night, i usually have a routine fapwhack from my favorite porn site" What is the definition of "fapwhack"?


cheeba nugs

Context: lets go smoke the cheeba nugs

Instruction: "lets go smoke the cheeba nugs" What is the definition of "cheeba nugs"?


fetalpheliac

generally creepy people obsessed with fetuses, they like talking about abortion, even with people they barely know

Instruction: "sorry i am late, there was a fetalpheliac interrupting traffic yelling & showing people some of his garish artwork" What is the definition of "fetalpheliac"?


cheersch

full of yourself or think your better den everyone else

Instruction: "o my gosh your so cheersch you need to get outa here wit dat" What is the definition of "cheersch"?


comic book guy

in the simpsons episode following superbowl xxxix, the comic book guy tells ned flanders that his real name is jeff albertson

Instruction: "jeff albertson, owner of the android's dungeon, was known as the comic book guy for years" What is the definition of "comic book guy"?


dirty toadstool

the act of inserting your big toe into ones anus

Instruction: "when alex wasn't looking i sneaked him a dirty toadstool" What is the definition of "dirty toadstool"?


dirty toadstool

the procees of jamming as much of your foot as possible into someone's asshole

Instruction: "when alex sat on my foot, my dirty toadstool almost popped his prostate" What is the definition of "dirty toadstool"?


chabota

Context: cameron has a chabota

when a dudes penis is wider than it is long

Instruction: "cameron has a chabota" What is the definition of "chabota"?


chabota

Context: cameron has a chabota

Instruction: "cameron has a chabota" What is the definition of "chabota"?


Instruction: "this hydroponic management program just threw another exception 0x1a4 when i tried to simulate growing with a second lighting system, this is hella bunk" What is the definition of "0x1a4"?


boget

to stop someone who is in the process of leaving to ask them a question which could easily wait until tomorrow

Instruction: ""i'm going to boget him to make him late to his date night" What is the definition of "boget"?


gohlke

Instruction: "an example of a gohlke is a greek god such a hercules" What is the definition of "gohlke"?


assanomoly

Context: dude, that is a freaking assanomoly

Instruction: "dude, that is a freaking assanomoly" What is the definition of "assanomoly"?


in the face

"to hit on, near, or at least sorta close to a person's face or general area of the head and shouting "in the face" very loudly

Instruction: ""dude, during dodgeball i accidentally hit timmy in the face "in the facee" What is the definition of "in the face"?


alpha charlie

heterosexual (as in 'ac' in contrast to 'dc')

Instruction: "q: is bob gay? a: no, he's alpha charlie" What is the definition of "alpha charlie"?


bladder face

Context: gosh- what a bladder face

a derogative name for someone with bad acne

Instruction: "gosh- what a bladder face" What is the definition of "bladder face"?


dirt off ya shoulder

Instruction: "dont let it get your down hommie , brush that dirt off ya shoulder" What is the definition of "dirt off ya shoulder"?


krista bh

Instruction: "dude we just had our first date at the district and she was hands down a krista bh" What is the definition of "krista bh"?


ju ju

Instruction: "man i did bad on that test you put the ju ju on me" What is the definition of "ju ju"?


ju ju

Instruction: "if you are rude to that person you'll have bad ju ju heading your way" What is the definition of "ju ju"?


doggy drill

Instruction: "damn, i opened my lunch and all i had was a doggy drill  wow, today jennifer was being such a doggy drill  last night i gave kate a doggy drill" What is the definition of "doggy drill"?


ghetto pool

Instruction: "i can't believe he played ghetto pool at the familiy reunion" What is the definition of "ghetto pool"?


chocolate muffin

Instruction: "i need a chocolate muffin for my banana nuttin  c'mon girl, just gimme that stuff/you'll be huffin 'n puffin' when i'm stuffin that muffin/" What is the definition of "chocolate muffin"?


chocolate muffin

a chocolate muffin is derived from the [frosted muffin]

Instruction: "carissa's favorite type of rim job was the chocolate muffin next to the [rusty trumpet] of course" What is the definition of "chocolate muffin"?


cum weasel

Context: the cum weasel ran away last week

the offspring of mike williams and shaniqa

Instruction: "the cum weasel ran away last week" What is the definition of "cum weasel"?


booty cakes

a term used in prison when small pie like objects fall out of the buttocks when you get eaten out analy

Instruction: "yo you dont wanna toss the bitchez salad he got madd booty cakes" What is the definition of "booty cakes"?


ba-titties

woah!!!!! check out those big titties!!!!

Instruction: "(hot chick strutts by) (guy taps his buddies shoulder) dude ba-titties" What is the definition of "ba-titties"?


mahalo

Context: mahalo for every thing

Instruction: "mahalo for every thing" What is the definition of "mahalo"?


mahalo

Context: that switch 450 on was so mahalo

a skier term for chill, relaxed, hello, good vibes, and an all around lifestyle

Instruction: "that switch 450 on was so mahalo" What is the definition of "mahalo"?


brick face

Context: holy shit that chick is a brick face

a brick face is a person that is so ugly that it looks like their face was beaten with a brick

Instruction: "holy shit that chick is a brick face" What is the definition of "brick face"?


brick face

a person (usually male) with a rectangular face shape and jaw line,and a red complection, often cause by spots

Instruction: ""harry you're a brick face "shutup"  "harry have you ever got lost in a construction site?" "go away" What is the definition of "brick face"?


ambleside

Context: 'let's ambleside

Instruction: "'let's ambleside" What is the definition of "ambleside"?


client 9

Context: yes, this is client 9

"the name that new york governor eliot spitzer was given in an fbi affidavit that detailed the operations of the [prostitution] ring, "the emperor's club

Instruction: "yes, this is client 9" What is the definition of "client 9"?


austrailian swirly

austrailian swirly  australian swirly (awstrailiyan swurli) verb- this sex act requires a bathroom and a very willing very skinny light girl girl

Instruction: "hey ross i gave this girl an austrailian swirly the other day, it was fun and all but the throw up was a bitch to clean" What is the definition of "austrailian swirly"?


dickskapades

when someone is acting like a dick and trying to put shit over on people

Instruction: "he was up to his sneaky little dickskapades last weekend" What is the definition of "dickskapades"?


bathroom finger

Context: i shook my bathroom finger

Instruction: "i shook my bathroom finger" What is the definition of "bathroom finger"?


chain letter

in 1894 a girl named mary went to the store

Instruction: "that my friend, is an example of a chain letter" What is the definition of "chain letter"?


gorillamutha

Instruction: "'hey, did you see how that cat just pulled that shit off on that dumbass, he's one bad ass gorillamutha" What is the definition of "gorillamutha"?


a sports car developed by the nissan/datsun company in 1974

Instruction: "guy 1: wow, nice z, is it a 240 or a 280?  guy 2: you poor uninformed little bastard, it's a 260z" What is the definition of "260z"?


brookdale 9e

the coolest 5 person room in brookdale with 3 people

Instruction: "common brookdale elevator convo: elevator girl: oh the girls in brookdale 9e nobody knows? roommate: yeah, we are juniors who shouldn't still be in brookdale" What is the definition of "brookdale 9e"?


busted at bustlins

Context: oooo u were busted at bustlins

this means to be caught fucking your man/bird on holiday - this could also involve drunk peeps and a video camera!

Instruction: "oooo u were busted at bustlins" What is the definition of "busted at bustlins"?


clauw

founded in 2006, by the selective six, with help of akon’s “i wanna fuck u” bumping in the x-lounge

Instruction: "all i do is workout and get head, the clauw lifestyle  those clauws are always throwin it down  clauw x3-plies" What is the definition of "clauw"?


alex dobbin

Context: alex dobbin sucked off bogle

Instruction: "alex dobbin sucked off bogle" What is the definition of "alex dobbin"?


armpit muff

when a person has so much armpit hair it resembles a [muff]

Instruction: "ewwww that dirty russian kid put a hair scrunchie in his armpit muff" What is the definition of "armpit muff"?


bumbaduck

not an animal, but a description of a person

Instruction: "who's that nice girl? shes not nice, she's a bumbaduck" What is the definition of "bumbaduck"?


amaratha

a man hungry woman who's desire for men and all things men are only surpassed by her nature to kill all things in sight

Instruction: "amaratha fucked the shit out of me then killed in everyone in my village" What is the definition of "amaratha"?


blog hopping

blog hopping is not surfing the net and reading some blogs here and there at random

Instruction: "blog hopping is when people surf the net and find blogs that our their favorites" What is the definition of "blog hopping"?


cockaraina

Context: dude last night i did the cockaraina

a special dance seducing all, the moves include spinning around on your dick

Instruction: "dude last night i did the cockaraina" What is the definition of "cockaraina"?


catch 22

Context: my life is one big catch 22

a requirement that cannot be met until a prerequisite requirement is met, however, the prerequisite cannot be obtained until the original requirement is met

Instruction: "my life is one big catch 22" What is the definition of "catch 22"?


catch 22

also known as a vicious cycle - two or more conditions require the other conditions to be fulfilled, but these other conditions also require the original condition to be fulfilled

Instruction: "so i need a key to open this door, and the key is beyond that same door? damn, this is one big catch 22" What is the definition of "catch 22"?


dtyp

"the excessive consumption of alcohol resulting in throwing up

Instruction: "sam: hey what are you doing this weekend colin: homework probably sam: fuck that you should dtyp and chill with me" What is the definition of "dtyp"?


charnae

a fun, reliable, awesome, flirty, chick who makes friends easily but is also open to inside sexual jokes and is easily turned on

Instruction: "wow is what happened to your girlfriend? its like she turned into charnae" What is the definition of "charnae"?


arub qasim pirzada

Context: arub qasim pirzada i love you

Instruction: "arub qasim pirzada i love you" What is the definition of "arub qasim pirzada"?


hortense

the most beautiful i've ever seen in my entire fuckin' life! it's totally the kind of girl you fall in love with in a sec'

Instruction: "charles : goddam, i met a hortense yesterday and i think i'm already fallin' for her" What is the definition of "hortense"?


hortense

Context: that hortense emailed me

18th century negroid-dutch ghetto slang for a fat fat whore

Instruction: "that hortense emailed me" What is the definition of "hortense"?


charriya

Context: i wanna be charriya

Instruction: "i wanna be charriya" What is the definition of "charriya"?


cantelec

"a small electrical retailer in south east england

Instruction: "leaky gas bottle? get yourself down to cantelec" What is the definition of "cantelec"?


da sip

Instruction: ""hey, bro', (from chicago visiting his onty in mississippi), "didja come down to da sip to get a white girl? be careful and remember emmitt till" What is the definition of "da sip"?


cottleston pie

"a pie that is mentioned by winnie the pooh bear in his philosophical piece, the tao of pooh

Instruction: "example: joe- how do you use these condoms?          mary- cottleston, cottleston, cottleston pie" What is the definition of "cottleston pie"?


badgertron

badgertron : an electronic/robot badger that doesn't have any fur

Instruction: "i was playing paintball then a badgertron came out of nowhere and bunkered my ass" What is the definition of "badgertron"?


bi-awkward

a situation becomes bi-awkward when members of the same sex feel uncomfortable with each other due to a homosexual occurrence

Instruction: "david felt bi-awkward after james patted him on the ass, repeatedly" What is the definition of "bi-awkward"?


bag n' bounce

to have sexual relations with a female/male/both then proceed to swiftly leave the premisis without the person realizing you left

Instruction: "nigga 1:yo j-dub,did you get at sarah last night? nigga 2:ye man, i did the classic bag n' bounce" What is the definition of "bag n' bounce"?


fist hump

as opposed to a fist pump, a fist hump is the act of masturbating ater being defeated in some form of competition

Instruction: "rodney really got his ass handed to him in that match, nothing left but a fist hump for him" What is the definition of "fist hump"?


college of mount saint vincent

a school in the bronx with a 7 to 1 ratio of girls to guys

Instruction: "i smell pot and there is nothing to do, i must be at the college of mount saint vincent" What is the definition of "college of mount saint vincent"?


cockwise

being smart about cocks, knowing what to do with it, or how to do it

Instruction: "such as example, you are not very cockwise to do it with him" What is the definition of "cockwise"?


fuck monkey

Context: you stupid fuck monkey

a way of calling some one stupid or a sex slave

Instruction: "you stupid fuck monkey" What is the definition of "fuck monkey"?


fuck monkey

to fuck like crazy, screaming and bouning around

Instruction: "when sally discovered her vibrator, she was like a fuck monkey without a cage" What is the definition of "fuck monkey"?


fuck monkey

a jerk, someone who has done something mean or rude

Instruction: "sarah: he broke up with you? what a fuck monkey" What is the definition of "fuck monkey"?


insteall

Context: "i'm going to go insteall monkey island

to obtain goods with the specific purpose of immediately installing them

Instruction: ""i'm going to go insteall monkey island" What is the definition of "insteall"?


cool ass

Context: that guy is a cool ass

"(n)someone or something who/that is really cool to a level where a small curse word is needed

Instruction: "that guy is a cool ass" What is the definition of "cool ass"?


dayzed

Context: oh man, i just got dayzed

when you are killed in a video game by a bug

Instruction: "oh man, i just got dayzed" What is the definition of "dayzed"?


bagminton

when two other poeple tongue another man's scrotum while he stands over them

Instruction: "ron had a fetish for masturbating while his neighbors used him for a game of bagminton" What is the definition of "bagminton"?


bemo

Context: did you hear? anna is a bemo

"a "bemo" is a combination of "bisexual" and "emo"

Instruction: "did you hear? anna is a bemo" What is the definition of "bemo"?


bemo

Instruction: "look at that the bemo with the leafblower" What is the definition of "bemo"?


bemo

Context: that bemo is cutting himself

a black person who cuts himself making him an emo

Instruction: "that bemo is cutting himself" What is the definition of "bemo"?


bemo

Context: did you hear? anna is a bemo

"a "bemo" is a combination of "bisexual" and "emo"

Instruction: "did you hear? anna is a bemo" What is the definition of "bemo"?


bemo

Instruction: "look at that the bemo with the leafblower" What is the definition of "bemo"?


bemo

Context: that bemo is cutting himself

a black person who cuts himself making him an emo

Instruction: "that bemo is cutting himself" What is the definition of "bemo"?


jount

Instruction: "did you see the jount?  man this is some good jount" What is the definition of "jount"?


jount

Instruction: ""chris "you going to the jount tonight" damn that girl is the jount i just got jounted lets jount tommorow"" What is the definition of "jount"?


jount

a word that replaces the name of every woman who wants to either have sex with you or pleasure you in any way possible

Instruction: "friend: hey man how was the party?  response: man, course every jount was on me" What is the definition of "jount"?


jount

Context: ay turn on that jount real quick

a universal word that can be used in place of a noun

Instruction: "ay turn on that jount real quick" What is the definition of "jount"?


jount

slang used by your subdude government teacher in attempts to get the attention while stunning the class

Instruction: "when used in contex: take that jount out" What is the definition of "jount"?


durno

Context: i not sure i might have done a durno

a man with an incredibly small penis, that decides to urinate instead of ejaculate

Instruction: "i not sure i might have done a durno" What is the definition of "durno"?


fuckle puff

a name for someone who is stupid or incompetent

Instruction: "did you see joe back into that parked car? what a fuckle puff" What is the definition of "fuckle puff"?


adam lazzara

the hott lead singer of the band [taking back sunday] he likes to swing his microphone around everything including himself

Instruction: "omg adam lazzara is so hott i hope he doesn't choke" What is the definition of "adam lazzara"?


adam lazzara

"[hott] ass lead singer to taking back sunday

Instruction: "adam lazzara fucked sara and it was amazing" What is the definition of "adam lazzara"?


adam lazzara

Context: "omg, i met adam lazzara

Instruction: ""omg, i met adam lazzara" What is the definition of "adam lazzara"?


cellobration

Context: let's have a cellobration tonight

a fanstastical phenomenon brought on by snap-happy asian californian cellists to further the ultimate goal of cello-love everywhere, every heart

Instruction: "let's have a cellobration tonight" What is the definition of "cellobration"?


dirty mendek

Context: is it dirty mendek talking again?

a guy with two or more personalities and one of them is being extremely vulgar

Instruction: "is it dirty mendek talking again?" What is the definition of "dirty mendek"?


intolerabro

a situation that is spoiled by an overabundance of [bro]'s and bro-like behavior

Instruction: "i was going to go that party tonight, but my buddy who's there says it's pretty intolerabro" What is the definition of "intolerabro"?


bone and moan

bone and moan: sex with the volume turned up

Instruction: "baby, it's my birthday, so let's bone and moan the night through until it ain't my birtday no mo'" What is the definition of "bone and moan"?


stunt-cock

a person who is at a level so beyond being a dick that he or she can only be referred to as a stunt-cock

Instruction: "the d-bag guy in all of those teenage movies can be referred to as a stunt-cock" What is the definition of "stunt-cock"?


caucanderthal

"a present day european homonid of neanderthal ancestory

Instruction: "you filthy lice ridden caucanderthal ( insult)" What is the definition of "caucanderthal"?


black neck

this is not your everyday african american that we know and love, this is a very special breed called a black red neck or black neck for short

Instruction: "yo look at that black dude with the cowboy hat and belt buckle, he is totally a black neck" What is the definition of "black neck"?


black neck

this is not your everyday african american that we know and love, this is a very special breed called a black red neck or black neck for short

Instruction: "yo look at that black dude with the cowboy hat and belt buckle, he is totally a black neck" What is the definition of "black neck"?


black neck

this is not your everyday african american that we know and love, this is a very special breed called a black red neck or black neck for short

Instruction: "yo look at that black dude with the cowboy hat and belt buckle, he is totally a black neck" What is the definition of "black neck"?


beef dart

Instruction: "i stuck that girl in the butt with my beef dart" What is the definition of "beef dart"?


brown bread

Context: phrase - you're brown bread sun shine

Instruction: "phrase - you're brown bread sun shine" What is the definition of "brown bread"?


brown bread

Instruction: "'this brown bread is so much nicer than white bread'" What is the definition of "brown bread"?


brown bread

Context: the engine in your boat is brown bread

Instruction: "the engine in your boat is brown bread" What is the definition of "brown bread"?


extra-sensitive

a highly perceptive emotional state that consciously or subconsciously monitors the well-being of all members of a system

Instruction: "the random urbandictionary user clicked up on this because they were being extra-sensitive and knew it would be for the great good of society" What is the definition of "extra-sensitive"?


arabian facemask

Instruction: "she pissed me off so much, i gave her the old arabian facemask" What is the definition of "arabian facemask"?


basket housing

the act of driving from house to house collecting baskets of candy

Instruction: "yo dude, want to go basket housing this halloween?" What is the definition of "basket housing"?


21 gun salute

whenever a person from the military dies, a group of seven soldiers fire off three shots each

Instruction: "in order to honor captain robert jordan, some soldiers from the navy fired a 21 gun salute" What is the definition of "21 gun salute"?


ass turkey

the act of performing oral sex upon a woman while simutaniously making turkey sounds

Instruction: "when i get home from this 6 month deployment to iraq, i'm giving my girlfriend the ass turkey" What is the definition of "ass turkey"?


ass turkey

when you take a crap so big it feels like a turkey is emerging from your poopshoot

Instruction: "[oh man i just had an ass turkey in the bathroom]" What is the definition of "ass turkey"?


ass turkey

the act of vigorously licking a hot chicks butthole, all the while making tom turkey sounds! gobble, gobble, gobble

Instruction: "while many girls may deny it, they all ask for more ass turkey" What is the definition of "ass turkey"?


ass turkey

Context: dude, that party was ass turkey

when something is so cool, it is 1000 times better than sticking a turkey in your ass

Instruction: "dude, that party was ass turkey" What is the definition of "ass turkey"?


diddy bopp

"a beating club, or something you "hit" someone with"

Instruction: "oh shit she really hit you with that diddy bopp" What is the definition of "diddy bopp"?


caccese

Instruction: ""did you see that guy, he's being such a caccese  [douchebag]" What is the definition of "caccese"?


agosto

Context: he totally just got an agosto

the action of riding a giant ostrich naked while rubbing honey on your genitals, while doing a handstand with a cuccumber in your butt

Instruction: "he totally just got an agosto" What is the definition of "agosto"?


de-rection

Instruction: "i just saw rosie o'donnell in a bikini and she gave me a massive de-rection" What is the definition of "de-rection"?


crackalackasizzlin

used as a greeting, mostly towards homies and family

Instruction: "yo my ninja wats crackalackasizzlin dog?" What is the definition of "crackalackasizzlin"?


pole smoker

Context: damn, abhi is such a pole smoker

Instruction: "damn, abhi is such a pole smoker" What is the definition of "pole smoker"?


pole smoker

Context: maneka is such a pole smoker

one who enjoys the act of sucking random penises and does so on a frequent basis

Instruction: "maneka is such a pole smoker" What is the definition of "pole smoker"?


pole smoker

Context: cusson is a pole smoker

someone who inserts penises into their mouths on a regular basis

Instruction: "cusson is a pole smoker" What is the definition of "pole smoker"?


pole smoker

a man who cannot withstand the urge to smoke another mans penis violently

Instruction: "luke phelan that dirty dirty pole smoker" What is the definition of "pole smoker"?


businessful

an adjective describing something that is the business

Instruction: "da: i went black friday shopping and the line was super short da2: my my isn't that businessful" What is the definition of "businessful"?


dolen

Instruction: "dolen dressed up like a naughty schoolgirl for halloween" What is the definition of "dolen"?


moraless

Instruction: "my new guitar is moraless a martin, sice it's a real good copy" What is the definition of "moraless"?


ass load

"an ass load is an imperial measurement equal to 24 units, or two dozen

Instruction: ""we have an ass load of golf carts to clean man" What is the definition of "ass load"?


ass load

"an ass load is an imperial measurement equal to 24 units, or two dozen

Instruction: ""we have an ass load of golf carts to clean man" What is the definition of "ass load"?


rimjob railroad

a group of two or more people who connect themselves, mouth to anus, and form a line

Instruction: "bob: hey jim, are you riding the rimjob railroad tonight?  jim: no bob" What is the definition of "rimjob railroad"?


autopop

Context: chris's shirt collar is on autopop

Instruction: "chris's shirt collar is on autopop" What is the definition of "autopop"?


coradolar

the occurrence which happens when a russian [rapes] a woman who has borne a child in her lifetime

Instruction: "akim told all of his friends about his coradolar on saturday night with a mother who had large [toots]" What is the definition of "coradolar"?


unbelieveabowl

2012 orange bowl where wvu destroyed the favored clemson tiggers and crushing the over/under for the game

Instruction: "is it all that unbelieveabowl that dabo got the sweeney todd from wvu?" What is the definition of "unbelieveabowl"?


chode bowler

definition: one who is skilled in the art of fucking things up

Instruction: ""aaron is such a chode bowler for setting that fetus on fire  "eric really told that chode bowler to fork himself off good'un" What is the definition of "chode bowler"?


blue devil

"the gayest creature to ever roam the earth

Instruction: "did you see that sneaky blue devil try to ass rape me?" What is the definition of "blue devil"?


blue devil

"noun: common office slang used by professional business men when referring to taking a "duke"

Instruction: "chris was late to his meeting because he had to take a last-minute blue devil" What is the definition of "blue devil"?


bagley downs

"the ghetto of vancouver, washington aka "da couve" "

Instruction: "man you must be gangsta if you were rasied in bagley downs" What is the definition of "bagley downs"?


buttwurst

"any sausage-shaped turd(piece of fecal matter)

Instruction: "after having a fucking bad case of indigestion, i shat out a humongous buttwurst that actually clogged up the toilet" What is the definition of "buttwurst"?


catsy

Context: you are acting very catsy today

the act of being so in love with cats that you start acting like them

Instruction: "you are acting very catsy today" What is the definition of "catsy"?


getting 0wned, 0wnd, or 0wnzd means getting your arse severely beaten, either mentally, physically, emotionally or other

Instruction: "dude 1 gets beaten on video game dude 1: damn, i got 0wned  dude 1: haha" What is the definition of "0wned"?


Instruction: "if you don't believe you're 0wned yet, here, let me post your credit report and recent [pr0n] rentals, after i turn your phones off" What is the definition of "0wned"?


Context: i just 0wned you

0wned - the act of beating someone at a game that has no effect on anything

Instruction: "i just 0wned you" What is the definition of "0wned"?


Context: i just 0wned your server

a [word]l33t[word] term for the state of having been successfully hacked

Instruction: "i just 0wned your server" What is the definition of "0wned"?


Context: i just 0wned your server

a [l33t] term for the state of having been successfully [hack]ed

Instruction: "i just 0wned your server" What is the definition of "0wned"?


bone warrior

a man who is willing to bone any piece of ass

Instruction: "lance was at the bar and decided to become a bone warrior in efforts to help him get laid" What is the definition of "bone warrior"?


beer liquor

Instruction: "damn boy, that beer liquor will get you drunk" What is the definition of "beer liquor"?


blummed

the act of hurdling and leaving ball and or ass residue on the helmet or head of an opposing player in the nfl or bedroom

Instruction: "i just blummed on that players face  or  i just blummed on jeff's face" What is the definition of "blummed"?


b donkadonk

something you put your mug on saddle up and ride

Instruction: "damn homey check out the b donkadonk on her" What is the definition of "b donkadonk"?


b donkadonk

Context: that girl got a nice b donkadonk

Instruction: "that girl got a nice b donkadonk" What is the definition of "b donkadonk"?


b donkadonk

Instruction: "a my nigga dat bitch has a big ass b donkadonk" What is the definition of "b donkadonk"?


b donkadonk

something you put your mug on saddle up and ride

Instruction: "damn homey check out the b donkadonk on her" What is the definition of "b donkadonk"?


b donkadonk

Context: that girl got a nice b donkadonk

Instruction: "that girl got a nice b donkadonk" What is the definition of "b donkadonk"?


b donkadonk

Instruction: "a my nigga dat bitch has a big ass b donkadonk" What is the definition of "b donkadonk"?


anurati

Context: woah look at that anurati

Instruction: "woah look at that anurati" What is the definition of "anurati"?


caveman junction

cave junction is located in the siskiyou mountain range of southwest oregon

Instruction: "caveman junction is where oracle of omaha finds cave dudes for geico tv commericals" What is the definition of "caveman junction"?


easy stig

Context: hey, easy stig

when someone sucks or is on the verge os sucking

Instruction: "hey, easy stig" What is the definition of "easy stig"?


fat annoying fuck

Instruction: "my friend austin, is a fat annoying fuck" What is the definition of "fat annoying fuck"?


chica blanca

Instruction: ""black gurl1 - " hey girl, dat chica blanca all on ya man" black gurl2 - "girl, dat chica blanca flirtin wif da wrong person""" What is the definition of "chica blanca"?


dejua

Context: who's really amazing? dejua

Instruction: "who's really amazing? dejua" What is the definition of "dejua"?


omr

Context: omr

Instruction: "omr" What is the definition of "omr"?


omr

commonly used by [potterheads] when surprised or taken aback

Instruction: "*at the harry potter premier*  person 1: omr" What is the definition of "omr"?


omr

Context: it sux i am omr

Instruction: "it sux i am omr" What is the definition of "omr"?


omr

Context: omg bryan is omr

Instruction: "omg bryan is omr" What is the definition of "omr"?


omr

Context: omr i was at the store and saw rafa

oh my rafa!  phrase used by tenage girls who are in love with the green eyes and dirty blonde hair of a hott boy named rafa

Instruction: "omr i was at the store and saw rafa" What is the definition of "omr"?


chris jones

when you sleep with a bi-polar chick during her manic phase

Instruction: "that guy's doing a chris jones and totally preying on that bipolar chick's manic hornyness" What is the definition of "chris jones"?


fuckasaurus rex

an elderly individual who is highly sexually active

Instruction: ""i hear quincy down in hall a of the happy homecomings retirement home is a fuckasaurus rex" What is the definition of "fuckasaurus rex"?


eduardo's traverse

during vaginal intercourse when one suddenly and surprisingly enters the back door and then returns to the front door

Instruction: ""dude, i totally did the eduardo's traverse on that girl last night" What is the definition of "eduardo's traverse"?


chinpokomon

"when south park did a parody of pokemon, and the chinpokomon wehe used to get the kids to bomb pearl harbor

Instruction: "kyle, you don't have a chinpokomon game controller" What is the definition of "chinpokomon"?


chinpokomon

the south park spin off on the pokemon craze

Instruction: "im going to collect all the chinpokomon to be crowned royal chinpoko master, whoa" What is the definition of "chinpokomon"?


blood hammer

Context: suck my blood hammer

Instruction: "suck my blood hammer" What is the definition of "blood hammer"?


freebsd

noun - primary one  freebsd is one of several [unix-like] operating systems stemming from the [bsd4

Instruction: "the freebsd project has a close working relationship with apple computers inc, they share bug fixes when dealing with the same codebase" What is the definition of "freebsd"?


freebsd

Context: i love freebsd

freebsd = free + berkeley software development

Instruction: "i love freebsd" What is the definition of "freebsd"?


freebsd

Context: linux sucks; use freebsd instead :-)

freebsd is a stable, well designed, fast posix operating system

Instruction: "linux sucks; use freebsd instead :-)" What is the definition of "freebsd"?


freebsd

something that has microsoft very scared

Instruction: "freebsd is going to destroy microsoft, because nobody wants to pay out the a$$ to run window$" What is the definition of "freebsd"?


freebsd

fuckin better than linux, doesnt complain about deps so much, and actually has support for xmbmon

Instruction: "freebsd is so much fuckin better than linux, you jackass" What is the definition of "freebsd"?


freebsd

Context: it's time to go to the freebsd

a big sadomasicistic dominatrix that does not charge for her services

Instruction: "it's time to go to the freebsd" What is the definition of "freebsd"?


blizzed up

the same as nerf, actually it means nerfing something to utter uselessity

Instruction: "they totally blizzed up that skill, dammit" What is the definition of "blizzed up"?


bum beard

the hair growing on the cheeks of your ass, around your ring

Instruction: "my bum beards so long i could dreadlock it  i shaved my balls, gooch and bum beard last night" What is the definition of "bum beard"?


blumpkin bausch & lomb

losing one or more contact lenses in dooty water from having your head shoved in the toilet after performing a blumpkin

Instruction: "katie had to get new contacts after her man gave her a blumpkin bausch & lomb" What is the definition of "blumpkin bausch & lomb"?


dooka dooka dooka

coolest three words every that can be said in sequence the only thing that comes close is gobble gobble gobble and ho ho ho

Instruction: "adam:i wish i was as cool as jake jake: oh yeah i am pretty dooka dooka dooka adam:ur sooo cool" What is the definition of "dooka dooka dooka"?


fitlar

Context: q:does this piece fit there?  a: fitlar

Instruction: "q:does this piece fit there?  a: fitlar" What is the definition of "fitlar"?


dungeon siege

an action rpg by gas powered games and microsoft game studios, dungeon siege is very much like [diablo] but easier and with more importance of gold and nonmagical items

Instruction: ""dammit, dungeon siege is locking up again?  what the hell do you mean, "gathering exception data"?  shit, that's the 3rd time today" What is the definition of "dungeon siege"?


bandini touch

the opposite of the midas touch, where instead of things turning to gold, they turn to shit

Instruction: "don't let bill work on your project, his bandini touch will guarantee that it looks like crap when its done" What is the definition of "bandini touch"?


fapzilla

Context: i use fapzilla to monitor my bandwidth

a opensource program that monitors the wildblue internet service bandwidth meter called fap

Instruction: "i use fapzilla to monitor my bandwidth" What is the definition of "fapzilla"?


jizz knuckles

Instruction: "yo, tuttle, thats not a balloon you just picked off the ground jizz knuckles" What is the definition of "jizz knuckles"?


florida happy meal

a purchase consisting of a) 12 pack of beer b) a pack of cigarettes and c) lottery tickets

Instruction: "when she finally got to the front of the line at 7-11, she ordered the florida happy meal" What is the definition of "florida happy meal"?


beerglar

Context: damn, nathan is such a beerglar

someone who hangs out with you for no other purpose but but to steal your [beer]

Instruction: "damn, nathan is such a beerglar" What is the definition of "beerglar"?


biff'd dick

Instruction: ""meg griffin just biff'd dick and landed on some dog shit" What is the definition of "biff'd dick"?


deff totes

"an abbreviation for "definitely totally" in other words, a term of agreement "

Instruction: "isa: want to go to the party with me? lilly: deff totes" What is the definition of "deff totes"?


general lee

Context: the general lee could almost fly

the orange car that bo and luke duke drove in the tv show the dukes of hazzard

Instruction: "the general lee could almost fly" What is the definition of "general lee"?


general lee

Instruction: "the hasslehoff isn't cool enough to squeegee the windshield of the general lee" What is the definition of "general lee"?


general lee

"the car form the "duke's of hazard" tv show

Instruction: "let's watch the general lee jump another dip" What is the definition of "general lee"?


ass scarf

a [brown nose] who has advanced beyond the [ass lick] and [ass kiss] stages

Instruction: "carol is such an ass scarf she spent her day off running errands for the boss" What is the definition of "ass scarf"?


complete asshole disorder

Context: that guy has complete asshole disorder

a term which refers to a habit of being a complete asshole

Instruction: "that guy has complete asshole disorder" What is the definition of "complete asshole disorder"?


flanginacide

(fl-ah-n ji-nah-side) event- its when you find a dead stripper in giant cake

Instruction: "sgt murphy will cover the flanginacide case at the bachelor party" What is the definition of "flanginacide"?


dang ol

a phase used by jared keddy to describe either a noun, as an adjective, or when a penguin does a phat drop

Instruction: ""noun - this jerk is dang ol adjective - this dang ol neeb is off the hizane (penguin jumps) "that's a dang ol" What is the definition of "dang ol"?


git r dones

a noun of adjective describing people of usually blue collar communities

Instruction: "tom might be able to lift the most weights but i bet billy bob can beat him at arm wrestling, he's got git r dones strength" What is the definition of "git r dones"?


berrington

a berrington refers to any actions committed the night before, whilst under the influence of strong drugs and/or alcohol, that bring one to embarrassment the following morning

Instruction: "well alix, it looks like you pulled a berrington" What is the definition of "berrington"?


applebaum

Context: stupid applebaum

Instruction: "stupid applebaum" What is the definition of "applebaum"?


butter bowl

Context: dude, you smell like a butter bowl

an orgy of at least 8 people, taking place in a drained pool full of melted butter or crisco substitute

Instruction: "dude, you smell like a butter bowl" What is the definition of "butter bowl"?


street-o

dorifto on the public highway, mucho fun but mucho illegal

Instruction: "street-o is bad kids, but if you're gonna do it take pictures and video and show everybody" What is the definition of "street-o"?


broputation

bro·pu·ta·tion noun \ˌˈbrō-pyə-ˈtā-shən\ : the common opinion that people have about a man or a boy that acts in a way that would adhere to the bro style of life

Instruction: "dude, if you keep screaming like a girl when you watch horror movies, you are going to ruin your broputation" What is the definition of "broputation"?


colbinista

colbinista: a group of law and rule-abiding colbert nation citizens out to enforce the teachings of our very own superior, stephen colbert himself

Instruction: "llooren is a colbinista and writes about stephen every day" What is the definition of "colbinista"?


femily

Instruction: "this breakup would be sooo much harder without my femily c:" What is the definition of "femily"?


abdullah

Context: man i wish i had skills like abdullah

a master at the art of fighting flying invisible white ninjas

Instruction: "man i wish i had skills like abdullah" What is the definition of "abdullah"?


abdullah

Context: abdullah a nice guy

Instruction: "abdullah a nice guy" What is the definition of "abdullah"?


abdullah

meaning the servant of god in [islam]  also is the name for the quiet sexy guy near the bar

Instruction: "hey julie, see that guy over there? he must be an abdullah" What is the definition of "abdullah"?


abdullah

an agressive yet kind person who enjoys a good turkey on his birthday

Instruction: "father: what do you want be when you are older son?  son: an abdullah" What is the definition of "abdullah"?


abdullah

Context: he looks like an abdullah

Instruction: "he looks like an abdullah" What is the definition of "abdullah"?


abdullah

Context: man i wish i had skills like abdullah

a master at the art of fighting flying invisible white ninjas

Instruction: "man i wish i had skills like abdullah" What is the definition of "abdullah"?


abdullah

Context: abdullah a nice guy

Instruction: "abdullah a nice guy" What is the definition of "abdullah"?


abdullah

meaning the servant of god in [islam]  also is the name for the quiet sexy guy near the bar

Instruction: "hey julie, see that guy over there? he must be an abdullah" What is the definition of "abdullah"?


abdullah

an agressive yet kind person who enjoys a good turkey on his birthday

Instruction: "father: what do you want be when you are older son?  son: an abdullah" What is the definition of "abdullah"?


abdullah

Context: he looks like an abdullah

Instruction: "he looks like an abdullah" What is the definition of "abdullah"?


iffy-stiffy

a phase in which the male sex organ know as the penis, or cock, becomes some what aroused but has yet to become a full hard on erection

Instruction: "dude she stuck her hand down my drawers nd i had an iffy-stiffy nd she got scared away" What is the definition of "iffy-stiffy"?


bonus guy

the mom's boyfriend, who essentially acts as a stepdad in caring for her child or children

Instruction: ""sexy [milf]: "brad is such a great bonus guy" What is the definition of "bonus guy"?


butt housed

Context: he was completly butt housed last night

Instruction: "he was completly butt housed last night" What is the definition of "butt housed"?


butt housed

Instruction: "john: what'd you do last night?  frank: me and walter got completely butt housed" What is the definition of "butt housed"?


cape canaveral

to ejaculate with extreme force inside the vagina specifically without a condom

Instruction: "he went straight to cape canaveral with that chick" What is the definition of "cape canaveral"?


cape canaveral

Context: [seatbelt clips in] me: cape canaveral

a phrase muttered in a drunken stupor when something goes well, and by well, i mean putting my seatbelt on

Instruction: "[seatbelt clips in] me: cape canaveral" What is the definition of "cape canaveral"?


brydor

Context: that kid is such a brydor

Instruction: "that kid is such a brydor" What is the definition of "brydor"?


bologna flaps

plain and simple, bologna flaps are beat up pussy lips which, on occasion, can indeed smell like bologna

Instruction: "i was gonna fuck that bitch, but she had the nastiest bologna flaps that i have ever seen" What is the definition of "bologna flaps"?


bologna flaps

a girl with a loose vagina or a girl vagina after a long night of hardcore sex

Instruction: "wow look at the girl she definatly has bologna flaps you can see it threw her pants" What is the definition of "bologna flaps"?


boneclean

Context: i just needed a bit of boneclean

the act of fellation performed on a male

Instruction: "i just needed a bit of boneclean" What is the definition of "boneclean"?


nobpocket

Instruction: "john, please stop acting like a nobpocket" What is the definition of "nobpocket"?


buh-gina monster

Instruction: "i am talking to the buh-gina monster on the phone" What is the definition of "buh-gina monster"?


lady swole

"a condition caused by females working out at gym or weight room until a legitimate amount of muscle swelling has occured

Instruction: "omg girl, i went to the gym last night and got so lady swole" What is the definition of "lady swole"?


triller

a person of dubious musical ability often heard interpreting contemporary songs by means of whistling, using a trill, or swiftly alternating up and down notes like a bird's song

Instruction: "aah, i nearly sank the black until that triller started with the stupid whistling" What is the definition of "triller"?


triller

a female who claims sexual neglect from her husband in order to manipulate sexual gratification from another male

Instruction: "i really liked this gal, until it became apparent she was a triller" What is the definition of "triller"?


bam mongera

Context: my favorite skateboarder is bam mongera

"a famous skatebourder, also seen on the mtv series "jackass""

Instruction: "my favorite skateboarder is bam mongera" What is the definition of "bam mongera"?


kissticles

the act of getting one's testicles kissed and suckled

Instruction: "bort was very excited when his blow job included kissticles" What is the definition of "kissticles"?


a welcome distraction

a band from el monte,ca that has heavy metal shred, catchy hooks, and an amazing stage performance

Instruction: ""rocker a: dude i went and saw a welcome distraction play live" What is the definition of "a welcome distraction"?


booshi

Instruction: "whore: did you know i'm a virgin? me: that's booshi" What is the definition of "booshi"?


barbequetionist

the master of the barbeque, controller of fire and meat

Instruction: "richard lewis is the chief barbequetionist of surrey, he makes great fire and cooks great meat" What is the definition of "barbequetionist"?


kung-fu hustle

place a wooden board across a woman's vagina

Instruction: "shit dude, i tried to pull a kung-fu hustle the other day and my girl's bonch got all splintered" What is the definition of "kung-fu hustle"?


dial a joe

a ametuer male prositute that cant get laid any other way

Instruction: "heather mills was in dire need of a lay, so she had to dial a joe" What is the definition of "dial a joe"?


chinese aftermath

Instruction: "my ass hurts, i had some serious chinese aftermath" What is the definition of "chinese aftermath"?


cry stick

Instruction: "i handed my boyfriend my cry stick and sure enough tears came a rollen' down his mug" What is the definition of "cry stick"?


guacass

Context: big ass and guacamole make guacass

one wanting to smear guacamole on another ones ass and licking it off

Instruction: "big ass and guacamole make guacass" What is the definition of "guacass"?


brunkfest

when you wake up hungry and it's too late for breakfast and too early for dinner, you have a breakfast/lunch combination

Instruction: ""your mother: "honey, did you eat anything?" you: "yeah, mom, i ate a taco for brunkfest" What is the definition of "brunkfest"?


alimandan

Context: then he saw an alimandan

noun (ah-lee-man-dan) an unknown creature that only few had seen

Instruction: "then he saw an alimandan" What is the definition of "alimandan"?


blue mountains

"a municipality and national park about 70km west of sydney

Instruction: "mike: hey guys let's all smoke up discuss contemporary artwork while staring at the clouds josh: what the fuck, this isn't the blue mountains dickhead" What is the definition of "blue mountains"?


damn gina

Context: damn gina

"dating back to the martin lawrence television series "martin" (1992-1997), this phrase refers to martin's partner gina, who is described as his "more level-headed, longsuffering better half

Instruction: "damn gina" What is the definition of "damn gina"?


damn gina

Context: damn gina this games hard

expresses frustration in a difficult situation

Instruction: "damn gina this games hard" What is the definition of "damn gina"?


buskjordet

Instruction: "gaute tok henne p� buskjordet (gaute took her on buskjordet)" What is the definition of "buskjordet"?


b-stinga

Context: everyone wants to be b-stinga

to be a pure [loke] dog always getting [crunk] in da clubs with all da [scrilla] manila

Instruction: "everyone wants to be b-stinga" What is the definition of "b-stinga"?


ashmodeus

Context: takes a puff, yea, ashmodeus dude

when someone is really high, almost at the lights-out stage and getting really dazed and excited

Instruction: "takes a puff, yea, ashmodeus dude" What is the definition of "ashmodeus"?


ambibator

one who is capable of masturbating using either hand

Instruction: "guys, i decided to mix it up today, turns out i'm an ambibator" What is the definition of "ambibator"?


green freak

a religiously fanatical believer of anthropogenic global warming

Instruction: "al gore is nothing more than green freak" What is the definition of "green freak"?


Context: what u reppin? that 31-31

Instruction: "what u reppin? that 31-31" What is the definition of "31-31"?


chahomo

Instruction: "dat fuckin chahomo is trynna say dat they came up wit da word haole" What is the definition of "chahomo"?


angela lumb

Context: angela lumb your such a gronk :)

the most beautiful, most kind hearted, adorable, lovable girl in the whole world <3

Instruction: "angela lumb your such a gronk :)" What is the definition of "angela lumb"?


coffee county

Instruction: "that girl from coffee county did her brother, but she sure knows how to have fun" What is the definition of "coffee county"?


Context: wire mesh is the definition of b34$7

Instruction: "wire mesh is the definition of b34$7" What is the definition of "b34$7"?


dkny

Instruction: "1:can u beleev that gear? 2:ya, he dkny fer shizzle" What is the definition of "dkny"?


antidisestablishmentarianist

a really fucking long word that nobody can use in a sentence

Instruction: "jimbo is an antidisestablishmentarianist" What is the definition of "antidisestablishmentarianist"?


antidisestablishmentarianist

the most useless word in the english language

Instruction: "antidisestablishmentarianist is the one who will never be missed" What is the definition of "antidisestablishmentarianist"?


bustin ovaries

Instruction: "dude, i'm gonna be bustin ovaries somethin ridiculous tonight" What is the definition of "bustin ovaries"?


banana farrel

a large, very unhealthy looking creature, with long skiny arms and has [sexual intercourse] by jamming its fingers (or tentacles into the side of its mates abdominal region

Instruction: "did you see that banana farrel at the mall yesterday?" What is the definition of "banana farrel"?


nehchal

Context: omg, you look like a nehchal today

the best person alive, beautiful, gorgeous, nice-hearted, and loved

Instruction: "omg, you look like a nehchal today" What is the definition of "nehchal"?


cookie whore

Instruction: "chilla is sucha cookie whore she eats all the time" What is the definition of "cookie whore"?


breeder goggles

metaphorically worn by women of child-bearing age whose actions are dictated by the deafening ticking of their biological clocks

Instruction: "she must be wearing breeder goggles to seriously consider marrying that ego-maniac" What is the definition of "breeder goggles"?


big hot pastrami

when you wiggle your dick at someone while in a car

Instruction: "dude, did she that hot bitch? yeah, give her the big hot pastrami" What is the definition of "big hot pastrami"?


brit tooth

Instruction: ""arar: i thought you couldnt submit "rascial slurs" on urban dictionary? brit tooth is racsist" What is the definition of "brit tooth"?


brit tooth

Instruction: "that girl is a hottie, excext that she has brit tooth" What is the definition of "brit tooth"?


12 year old wigger

"one of the fakest, fruitiest, wanna be gangsters who cruises hwy 100 in the dstall/hales corners area of wisconsin

Instruction: ""hey theres the 12 year old wigger turning around at the bp gas station" What is the definition of "12 year old wigger"?


choad face

a choad face is a nasty word which basically describe a stupid guy

Instruction: "hey man, gimme your shoes i like them yeah, fuck off you choad face" What is the definition of "choad face"?


chocolate wash

to defecate upon another person's laundry while it is in the washing machine

Instruction: "i had enough of that asshole down the hall, so after he threw in his laundry load, i gave him a nice chocolate wash to settle the score" What is the definition of "chocolate wash"?


dursum

Instruction: "dude that dursum shirt is trash you are a dursum" What is the definition of "dursum"?


green day

Context: saturday was a green day

Instruction: "saturday was a green day" What is the definition of "green day"?


green day

Context: 1) it was a green day

Instruction: "1) it was a green day" What is the definition of "green day"?


green day

green day ~ day spent to just smoking pot and doing absolutly nothing at all

Instruction: "my friends and i got our first paychecks today, and we celebrated by having a green day because my parents were out of town" What is the definition of "green day"?


green day

1) a most wonderful band in the opinion of many

Instruction: "1) billie joe armstrong, mike dirnt, and tre cool are the 3 members of green day" What is the definition of "green day"?


elliebop

Instruction: "elliebop and ilissa buried a box in terebithia" What is the definition of "elliebop"?


ecto

Instruction: "what have i done wi' that ecto i had a minute ago?  see they ectos we had the other night? fucksake" What is the definition of "ecto"?