sux

ignoring ux (user experience) & existing flaws in interactive digital designs to spend resources on aspects of lower-left graph value, synonymous with respective user feedback

Instruction: ""i approached the company about a design position, though realized they are more of a sux team then a ux team" What is the definition of "sux"?


sux

Context: 'go stephen fleming, hit em for sux

Instruction: "'go stephen fleming, hit em for sux" What is the definition of "sux"?


clardly

somone who is so turned on they shit there pants and get wet/hard

Instruction: "while talking dirty to his girlfriend he was getting clardly" What is the definition of "clardly"?


fashion-forward

Instruction: ""by revealing his 'secret' to a few fashion-forward people and allowing them do the legwork, he created a textbook viral-marketing campaign" What is the definition of "fashion-forward"?


back off

Context: dat gal had one fine back off

reference to a female's butt when she's got a fine, ample behind (when a girl's got 'back')

Instruction: "dat gal had one fine back off" What is the definition of "back off"?


back off

to tell a hoe bag to get away from you or to tell someone to get out of your face

Instruction: "that pussy ass bitch got in my face the other day and i told him to back off or i'll bang his girl" What is the definition of "back off"?


bringage

"form of "to bring": the act of bringing (supplying) something or someone

Instruction: "dude, you were responsible for munchie bringage" What is the definition of "bringage"?


bega time

Context: dude its bega time

when its time for some extreme jubilation to happen

Instruction: "dude its bega time" What is the definition of "bega time"?


osminosis

noun: the smell of old books from the greek words osmi and gnosis

Instruction: "the thing i like best about the library is the osminosis that is in the air" What is the definition of "osminosis"?


rishi

Context: we all wish we had a rishi

a great person that is there for you no matter what

Instruction: "we all wish we had a rishi" What is the definition of "rishi"?


rishi

Instruction: "i saw vishnu, and indian god, and thought of the hindu rishi" What is the definition of "rishi"?


rishi

a huge asshole who makes fun of everyone and everything

Instruction: "guy1: hey, your stupid guy2: wow don't be a rishi" What is the definition of "rishi"?


rishi

Context: only rishi can be a rishi

Instruction: "only rishi can be a rishi" What is the definition of "rishi"?


rishi

noun: to either shirk one's responsibilites, pawn your responsibilities off on someone else, or forget about your responsibilities and hope no one notices

Instruction: "i have a lot of stuff to do this weekend but i think i can probably rishi most of it" What is the definition of "rishi"?


cunt puncher

Context: i am such a cunt puncher

one who randomly punches females in the private areas

Instruction: "i am such a cunt puncher" What is the definition of "cunt puncher"?


red robin

a chat room female who does not care who she cyber sexes or phone fucks

Instruction: "hey dude, you should have seen that bitch red robin" What is the definition of "red robin"?


chromie hunting

the act of going around and stealing chrome or cool looking tire valve stem caps from cars around the neighborhood

Instruction: "the other day, me and my homie were chromie hunting and we got two dice caps" What is the definition of "chromie hunting"?


#beastmode

(bee-st-mowd): a state of superiority or awesomeness

Instruction: "alfredo flores is always in #beastmode while at work, at play, and in the night" What is the definition of "#beastmode"?


semone

a beautiful girl who goes to ibl and gives me butterflies every time i see her

Instruction: "semone is the most dazzling girl in the whole school, and i've liked her ever since i laid my eyes on her" What is the definition of "semone"?


baltimore chop

after engaging in [doggy-style] or [anal sex], pulling your [junk] out and slamming it on the receiver's ass in a choppping motion to get that last blob of [cum] out

Instruction: "when i got done bangin' lois the other day, i pulled out and gave her a baltimore chop to clear the pipes" What is the definition of "baltimore chop"?


dongnobit

Instruction: "god jon, why am i such an awesome dongnobit" What is the definition of "dongnobit"?


badooderdooder

Instruction: "hey fred, check out that girl's badooderdooder" What is the definition of "badooderdooder"?


computer breakfast

when one substitutes the first and most important meal of the day to use their computer instead

Instruction: "i was going to go make myself some bacon and eggs, but i ended up having a computer breakfast instead" What is the definition of "computer breakfast"?


Context: i wish i was 1337noob

Instruction: "i wish i was 1337noob" What is the definition of "1337noob"?


bass chickk

chicks that can have sex to the rhythm of the bass

Instruction: "that dubstep song is so sick, yeah this one bass chickk made me cum so hard to this song" What is the definition of "bass chickk"?


cute couple

Context: you and her make such a cute couple

no definite definition yet everyone says it

Instruction: "you and her make such a cute couple" What is the definition of "cute couple"?


cute couple

Instruction: "awww natalia and chris are such a cute couple :3" What is the definition of "cute couple"?


corn shucking

when you give a hand hug while holding moist corn

Instruction: "hey yo walker, you wanna let me do some corn shucking on you?" What is the definition of "corn shucking"?


belly button fluff

the fluff that gets stuck in your belly button, usually yellow or blue,

Instruction: "emily: did you see jennie's belly button fluff it's the colour of her jumper" What is the definition of "belly button fluff"?


deucewaffle

a word that originated in connecticut, at the high school i go to

Instruction: "(noun):  dude, this test is a deucewaffle" What is the definition of "deucewaffle"?


body like a coke bottle.

Instruction: "body like a coke bottle. like in the song: lol smiley face" What is the definition of "body like a coke bottle."?


bargain list

a list of places you (and your friends, if you're a girl) want to have [sex]

Instruction: "person: have you crossed off anything on your bargain list yet?  friend: yeah" What is the definition of "bargain list"?


micro$oft

Instruction: "so how many consumers will micro$oft screw today?" What is the definition of "micro$oft"?


micro$oft

Context: micro$oft is crap

a terrible corporation that creates money by adding 3 lines of code to vista and calling it windows 7

Instruction: "micro$oft is crap" What is the definition of "micro$oft"?


b'fugly

Context: damn, that chick is b'fugly

when the person is so ugly/unattractive, he/she is butt fucking ugly

Instruction: "damn, that chick is b'fugly" What is the definition of "b'fugly"?


brokeback mountain

the new film from academy award-nominated director ang lee

Instruction: "eric cartman predicted the movie brokeback mountain years earlier on southpark when he said that the independant film festival that came to his town would show two gay cowboys eating pudding" What is the definition of "brokeback mountain"?


brokeback mountain

a place where gays gather to discuss their social and economic issues

Instruction: "the hideout that is being used as a brokeback mountain has been busted by the police" What is the definition of "brokeback mountain"?


creepshield

the male friend that females at bars/clubs stand near and/or pretend to be romantically interested in for the sole purpose of keeping creepy male strangers from hitting on them

Instruction: "brian over there is being a quality creepshield for liz" What is the definition of "creepshield"?


brotha chick

Context: lil' kim is a brotha chick

an african american girl, just like a brotha is a black man, which is what makes a female black girl a brotha chick

Instruction: "lil' kim is a brotha chick" What is the definition of "brotha chick"?


black eyed peas

"a former trio that decided to ruin their talent by adding a mediocre singer who can only bring one thing to their resume: commercial success

Instruction: "black eyed peas fan: omg im shakin mah ass to dat my humps song daaaaaayum fergie da bessss  me: cool story" What is the definition of "black eyed peas"?


black eyed peas

"the black eyed peas are a what-used-to-be trio from la that had their own style of hip hop

Instruction: "retard: omg the black eyed peas my humps song was the bomb fergie is the hottest bitch ever im a lesbian so its all good" What is the definition of "black eyed peas"?


black eyed peas

the group was good back in the day with kim hill

Instruction: ""you know, the black eyed peas got a review one time, saying that they had some of the most original beats ever" What is the definition of "black eyed peas"?


black eyed peas

"the black eyed peas is a hip-hop group from los angeles formed in 1995

Instruction: ""the black eyed peas used to be very good, but now they make stuff like "my humps" and "boom boom pow"" What is the definition of "black eyed peas"?


black eyed peas

a traditional soul food served on new years day in most southern homes

Instruction: "when melissa moved to chicago from new orleans she drove to 7 stores to find black eyed peas for her new years day meal" What is the definition of "black eyed peas"?


reactionary

verb: (colloquial)as a reaction or response to something

Instruction: "it was reactionary when the people voted against the senate" What is the definition of "reactionary"?


friend zone

“the ‘friend zone’ is like the penalty box of dating, only you can never get out

Instruction: "'i've been locked in the friend zone with her since highschool" What is the definition of "friend zone"?


friend zone

a term often used in bitterness by men when women make the choice to not fuck someone

Instruction: "i went to the friend zone once to make some friends but it was just a bunch of angry mens' rights activists wearing [fedoras]" What is the definition of "friend zone"?


friend zone

Instruction: ""john was glad sandy put him in the friend zone because it looks like sandy ran into a brick wall" What is the definition of "friend zone"?


burnt charcole lips

when male/female licks or kisses a black man's salty, wrinkled balls

Instruction: "mike schmitt got burnt charcole lips after he invited a 10-year-old black boy over for a party" What is the definition of "burnt charcole lips"?


asstoids

the particles of s#*t that fly through the air as you pass gas

Instruction: "git away from me, i dont want to smell your asstoids" What is the definition of "asstoids"?


doodlebops

Context: doodlebops took over whosville = )

doodlebops are the coolest things ever! there is: doodlebop 1, doodlebop 2, and dr

Instruction: "doodlebops took over whosville = )" What is the definition of "doodlebops"?


ass business

forms of business dealings in which 'getting some ass' is on the clear and present agenda

Instruction: "we are here for work, but there's some ass business to be had over there in the bar" What is the definition of "ass business"?


mochasexual

"a sexual orientation for people who are drawn to someone of african american or hispanic descent or who has a "mocha" complexion

Instruction: "his last 4 girlfriends were either black or latina, turns out he is a mochasexual" What is the definition of "mochasexual"?


nekkid

"[1]nekkid--the traditional way a southerner pronouces the word "naked

Instruction: "[1]mama, all of those kids are nekkid as jaybirds and playing in the creek" What is the definition of "nekkid"?


nekkid

the act of being naked and up to something inappropriate

Instruction: ""aidan: dude, i walked in on my mom in our living room- nekkid" What is the definition of "nekkid"?


nekkid

when ya aint got no clothes on and yer up ta no good

Instruction: "nichole(on phone): hey i'm gettin nekkid" What is the definition of "nekkid"?


nekkid

Instruction: "man joe got nekkid last night and ran down the highway" What is the definition of "nekkid"?


nekkid

Context: its nekkid time

"a time period in which puppet dumbledor (from potter puppet pals) shouts in the middle of a show "its nekkid time", strips off his clothes, and dances

Instruction: "its nekkid time" What is the definition of "nekkid"?


adam lambert-ing

listening to, looking at, or watching anything adam lambert for a long period of time

Instruction: ""i'm planning on adam lambert-ing my entire flight to [australia]" What is the definition of "adam lambert-ing"?


bowdren

Instruction: "teacher: what is your name? little jimmy bowdren: jimmy bowdren teacher: is that french? little jimmy bowdren: no, thats irish" What is the definition of "bowdren"?


bc party

Instruction: "" "yo there was alota fagbombs at the last bc party that sucks"  "yea but at least beefcake got laid by that slutasaurus rex"  "" What is the definition of "bc party"?


bone rider

a dude that likes a penis in his mangina so deep that he always volunteers to be on top

Instruction: "wow i never realized that steve would grow up to be such a bone rider" What is the definition of "bone rider"?


cyclopath

Context: alex is a totally cyclopath

1) noun: a person who bikes in extremes such as [traffic], twisty roads without sidewalks, the middle of winter, etc

Instruction: "alex is a totally cyclopath" What is the definition of "cyclopath"?


mo-hang

Instruction: "sally ate all that string cheese and those bean curds, and then had to go sit down for a while with a mo-hang that just wouldn't swing free" What is the definition of "mo-hang"?


auntie em

someone who thinks they are antm--america's next top model (but rarely are)

Instruction: "oh my, that girl over there--yeah, the one in the rock and republic jeans, white wife-beater, and hair extensions--she is a total auntie em" What is the definition of "auntie em"?


auntie em

Context: she is an auntie em

Instruction: "she is an auntie em" What is the definition of "auntie em"?


fagbomb

1)a complete explosion of utter queerness

Instruction: "the maniger is not letting us play with the arcade games i think a complete fagbomb just landed on the movie theater, lets fuckin' book it" What is the definition of "fagbomb"?


charity stripe

Instruction: "lisa leslie shot 5 of 7 from the charity stripe against the comets" What is the definition of "charity stripe"?


catpanion

a feline friend who purrs, snuggles, gives comfort, and (at least the illusion of) love in excnange for food, treats, clean cat litter, and massage on demand

Instruction: "my catpanion is demanding but i wouldn't trade her for an empty house or litter box" What is the definition of "catpanion"?


automasculina

"to engage in the act of masturbation - applicable to males only

Instruction: "henry was busily engaged in an act of automasculina when susan walked in on him" What is the definition of "automasculina"?


bocap

a derogatory term used to label those who have found themselves gifting passionate cunnilingus on a semi-regular to questionably regular basis

Instruction: "i heard he went down on laquisha man, dat bre is a bocap" What is the definition of "bocap"?


yellow snow cone

Context: jim: here have a yellow snow cone

noun singular:        a a ball of pee covered snow on top of a cone

Instruction: "jim: here have a yellow snow cone" What is the definition of "yellow snow cone"?


big spin

Context: was that a fakie or nollie big spin

when a skateboarder pop shuvits 360 and does a 180 body varial

Instruction: "was that a fakie or nollie big spin" What is the definition of "big spin"?


cake farting

Instruction: "leslee took off her panties & has been cake farting all up in this bitch" What is the definition of "cake farting"?


look-out

an of age person who purchases alcohol for minors

Instruction: "although i never would have spoken to him otherwise, i befriended jeremy because he was 21 and always willing to be my look-out" What is the definition of "look-out"?


booze reboot

the act of vomiting while out on a party, in order to continue drinking

Instruction: "dude, if i am to continue on with this bender, i need to hit the can and booze reboot" What is the definition of "booze reboot"?


mohammad

Context: he's definately a mohammad <3

Instruction: "he's definately a mohammad <3" What is the definition of "mohammad"?


mohammad

the most weird awkward boy you'll ever meet

Instruction: "tracy: hey mohammad mohammad: jhnzrehnirenh tracy: uhm what" What is the definition of "mohammad"?


american friday

the last day of your work week, regardless of when it occurs, said in relative jubilation for the events of the upcoming weekend

Instruction: ""what do you mean it's friday? it's only thursday  "yeah, but we do 4 10's, so for us it's an american friday" What is the definition of "american friday"?


bildungsroman

Context: jane eyre is a bildungsroman novel

a type of novel which follows the development of a protagonist from childhood (and immaturity) to adulthood and emotional/ mental maturity

Instruction: "jane eyre is a bildungsroman novel" What is the definition of "bildungsroman"?


bloody flowback

"bloody flowback(noun) is the term used for the substance that comes out a woman when you are having intercourse

Instruction: "aww man i got bloody flowback all over my parents new sheets" What is the definition of "bloody flowback"?


brocesible

Instruction: "i used to really enjoy seeing two door cinema club live, but they've become brocesible" What is the definition of "brocesible"?


clitslip

an abusive name thrown at a friend when all other names are used up

Instruction: "(rob shits on carpet) colin: you clitslip my mom just got that carpet upholstered" What is the definition of "clitslip"?


liquiturd

Instruction: "i caught something at the justin beiber concert, and took a liquiturd in my cubicle this afternoon" What is the definition of "liquiturd"?


ayinde

Context: he is so ayinde

Instruction: "he is so ayinde" What is the definition of "ayinde"?


choozing

Instruction: "dad: oh boy, your mum had me choozing so bad last night son: ugh" What is the definition of "choozing"?


babinec

Context: to make babinec

adj- (babinistic) someone who is absolutely perfect in every way

Instruction: "to make babinec" What is the definition of "babinec"?


3 hunna

Context: we keep this shit 3 hunna

Instruction: "we keep this shit 3 hunna" What is the definition of "3 hunna"?


bitty whip

a man or womens penis used to pleasure a bitty

Instruction: "i love it when he uses his bitty whip to slap me" What is the definition of "bitty whip"?


auld reekie

Instruction: "auld reekie is a lot more environmentally friendly nowadays" What is the definition of "auld reekie"?


activity partner

a person with whom you form a special bond because of the common interest for a specific activity

Instruction: "i’m not looking for a friend, just an activity partner" What is the definition of "activity partner"?


beerducation

Context: your beerducation is complete, my son

the process involving the opening of one's eyes to the wonderful world of beer that goes beyond yellow, fizzy, flavourless mass produced garbage masquerading as beer

Instruction: "your beerducation is complete, my son" What is the definition of "beerducation"?


double jack n coke

when you get a handjob from two hookers while doing cocaine

Instruction: ""bill's wife was about to go down on him, but he said, "nah, i'd rather have a double jack n coke instead" What is the definition of "double jack n coke"?


akrilo

Context: man akrilo was at his best last night

one hot beast who could rock your world all night

Instruction: "man akrilo was at his best last night" What is the definition of "akrilo"?


cdonald's theorem

"the statement n^2 + 9 + 9 is known as "cdonald's theorem" and when plotted on a graph models a uniformly curved line that somehow joins up with itself

Instruction: "look at this equation  n^2 + 9 + 9  it's known as cdonald's theorem" What is the definition of "cdonald's theorem"?


benelous

Instruction: "i am so benelous of her new 6-figure job in hawaii" What is the definition of "benelous"?


chocolate pants

Instruction: ""wow biotch, you are having quite the chocolate pants day" What is the definition of "chocolate pants"?


cpn

Instruction: "that man is a cpn go pick some cotton [nigga]" What is the definition of "cpn"?


cpn

Context: rajiv is a dirty cpn

Instruction: "rajiv is a dirty cpn" What is the definition of "cpn"?


cpn

Context: my cpn is 111-222-3333, call me later

cpn can be an abbreviation for cell phone number

Instruction: "my cpn is 111-222-3333, call me later" What is the definition of "cpn"?


cpn

the street in manhattan known as central park north, the northern boundary of central park near southern harlem

Instruction: "that apartment is on cpn and it's got a great view of the park" What is the definition of "cpn"?


blechxt

Instruction: "dude, can't believe you were stupid enough to send out that blechxt to stacy" What is the definition of "blechxt"?


braughck

Context: damn, i got a bad case of braughck

the point in which your knuckles break from the act of punching an inatimate object

Instruction: "damn, i got a bad case of braughck" What is the definition of "braughck"?


schitzo

Context: your bird, she is such a schitzo

to have polarities in personality, mood swings

Instruction: "your bird, she is such a schitzo" What is the definition of "schitzo"?


cooch clogger

Instruction: "she was on the rag, her monthly crazy time, and needed a new cooch clogger" What is the definition of "cooch clogger"?


beenie weenie

Context: do the beenie weenie

Instruction: "do the beenie weenie" What is the definition of "beenie weenie"?


beenie weenie

Context: peter has a tiny beenie weenie

when your penis resembles that of a small bean

Instruction: "peter has a tiny beenie weenie" What is the definition of "beenie weenie"?


dick punch

the act of using one's fist to forcefully demolish the manhood of another

Instruction: "i'd like to dick punch that damn bastard at fox who cancled family guy" What is the definition of "dick punch"?


dick punch

a concussive [blow] from the [dick] used to demonstrate [sexual] prowess

Instruction: ""hey man, why did you just dick punch me? "bro, i'm just so horny" What is the definition of "dick punch"?


dick punch

a way to exclaim mass sexual desire for another

Instruction: "mike; check out that babe, she's so hot i just want to dick punch her asshole" What is the definition of "dick punch"?


anal acoustics

Instruction: "sandra let out some nasty anal acoustics" What is the definition of "anal acoustics"?


christmas chair

a random house chair that is decorated instead of a traditional tree

Instruction: "we all enjoyed ourselves putting the lights on the christmas chair" What is the definition of "christmas chair"?


boner flinging

when you swing your dick around a piss comes out

Instruction: "mike- dude what the hell are you doing jim- i am boner flinging on you" What is the definition of "boner flinging"?


chicken livers

the sweetest sweetbread found in a chicken

Instruction: "i converted a demon from the dark side, with some fried chicken livers" What is the definition of "chicken livers"?


bramel

having a perfect, upright, tight and voluptuous ass

Instruction: "example: did you see the bramel on that girl? sir mix a lot would be proud" What is the definition of "bramel"?


bitchinate

borrowing from physiology, to supinate is to have a hand with the palm facing up

Instruction: "sally is going to bitchinate her dog outside in the lawn" What is the definition of "bitchinate"?


aedorar

Context: god, it's aedorar

Instruction: "god, it's aedorar" What is the definition of "aedorar"?


boat-out

to temporarily enter fob (fresh off the boat) or boater mode where one's mannerism and behavior resembles that of a recent immigrant from asia

Instruction: "mary always boat-out when she starts singing faye wong songs at the karaoke bars" What is the definition of "boat-out"?


bobagox

a mythical creature similar to a centaur but with an alligator top instead of a man top

Instruction: "dm: suddenly, r'tarra is charged and bitten by the deadly beast known as the bobagox" What is the definition of "bobagox"?


critical thinking

the worst and most pointless subject it could ever be your misfortune to be forced to take as a qualification at college

Instruction: ""teacher; "now then, let's pop on with some critical thinking" What is the definition of "critical thinking"?


critical thinking

"the act of blindly agreeing with anything told to you by a college professor or other "intellectual"

Instruction: "susan was shunned by her classmates, and later flogged, for questioning the critical thinking of michael moore" What is the definition of "critical thinking"?


eefy

Context: that bitch ass looks eefy as hell

Instruction: "that bitch ass looks eefy as hell" What is the definition of "eefy"?


cannibate

self pleasure from eating your own skin or body part

Instruction: "steve was picking his skin scalp and eating it, you know what i mean, cannibate" What is the definition of "cannibate"?


beef stick

Instruction: "anton- i hit that bitch with my beef stick" What is the definition of "beef stick"?


beef stick

Instruction: "andy asked me to ram that beef stick up his ass" What is the definition of "beef stick"?


beef stick

a large stick of tasty beef, usually with some type of cream filling

Instruction: "bob decided to whip out his big tasty beef stick for samantha" What is the definition of "beef stick"?


captain winky

Instruction: "captain winky came to visit me last night" What is the definition of "captain winky"?


captain winky

Context: captain winky and the furry bush

"a large amount of "childrens" books actually written for adults

Instruction: "captain winky and the furry bush" What is the definition of "captain winky"?


captain winky

Instruction: "captain winky came to visit me last night" What is the definition of "captain winky"?


captain winky

Context: captain winky and the furry bush

"a large amount of "childrens" books actually written for adults

Instruction: "captain winky and the furry bush" What is the definition of "captain winky"?


courtney love

"courtney love, lead singer of the band hole, inspired girls everywhere to pick up a guitar and write about whatever the hell they want

Instruction: "courtney love made me want to be in a band and start a riot" What is the definition of "courtney love"?


courtney love

Context: courtney love is inspiring and talented

a misunderstood person, she ahd issues but so did kurt you cant fucking blame her, comparing their music is like sugar and salt, but they are both awesome

Instruction: "courtney love is inspiring and talented" What is the definition of "courtney love"?


courtney love

Context: i'm gonna courtney love my hair

bleach blonde, white as still can be called blonde, hair

Instruction: "i'm gonna courtney love my hair" What is the definition of "courtney love"?


alpha gay

a particularly demanding and often trendsetting member of a gay posse

Instruction: ""karen just got the call from her alpha gay" What is the definition of "alpha gay"?


ass death

something that sounds/smells horribly rancid

Instruction: ""meg's laugh during "singin' in the rain" sounded like ass death" What is the definition of "ass death"?


ass death

Context: kendra's breath smells like ass death

a word to describe anything that smells, sounds, tastes, feels, or looks terrible or disgusting

Instruction: "kendra's breath smells like ass death" What is the definition of "ass death"?


b dubbs

Instruction: "[hey], do you want to go to b dubbs [tonight] to watch the [game] and [eat] some [wings]?" What is the definition of "b dubbs"?


cheezist

one who has a extreme hate for the taste of cheese

Instruction: "that cheezist asked for no chedder on his patty melt" What is the definition of "cheezist"?


apple computers

a term often used by people who think that the sun shines out of steve jobs's ass

Instruction: ""example of apple computers user: "ipod: an mp3 player that poor/wannabe unique/jealous fuckwits seem to take pride in insulting over the internet" What is the definition of "apple computers"?


afsos only

Context: afsos only man cant help it afsos only

Instruction: "afsos only man cant help it afsos only" What is the definition of "afsos only"?


muck fuck

Instruction: "person #1)i had the craziest muck fuck last night yo" What is the definition of "muck fuck"?


muck fuck

having anal sex without douching first so you ram your cock into a wall of shit in her/his ass

Instruction: "hey did you fuck that bitch from the bar last night?  no she had a shit fetish so she wanted to muck fuck  d:" What is the definition of "muck fuck"?


muck fuck

Context: "that bitch was a total muck fuck

the act of fucking a man or woman who has been fucked and internally ejaculated into by no less than 3 previous parties in a 30 minute period

Instruction: ""that bitch was a total muck fuck" What is the definition of "muck fuck"?


cheese biscuit

Context: "i made a cheese biscuit

Instruction: ""i made a cheese biscuit" What is the definition of "cheese biscuit"?


burnsausage

Instruction: "i tried asking this girl out, but all i got was abuse and burnsausage" What is the definition of "burnsausage"?


i'll shake your bouncy booty

Context: sure, i'll shake your bouncy booty

basically means 'fine, i'll whup your ass'

Instruction: "sure, i'll shake your bouncy booty" What is the definition of "i'll shake your bouncy booty"?


casuarina

a person who see's things, not usually recognized by people her age

Instruction: "dave: casuarina is really out there, i think i'm gonna ask her out, she seems fun" What is the definition of "casuarina"?


hot pretzel

when 2 homosexual men are rubbing their dicks together so much that they become hot and twisted up like a pretzel

Instruction: "bob & tom were stuck together like a hot pretzel after some vigorous love making" What is the definition of "hot pretzel"?


dirty first

a code word used for when parents will be out of town on the last day of the month (usually the thirty first) and a party is going to happen

Instruction: "hell yeah, you know where the party's at on the dirty first" What is the definition of "dirty first"?


blackberry jam

when 3 or more people are in a meeting, not talking to each other, but are all checking, emailing or talking on their blackberries

Instruction: "we had a few topics we needed to discuss in the departmental meeting, however it turned into a blackberry jam " What is the definition of "blackberry jam "?


fart-run

when you are running or jogging every other step you let out a nice fart, the louder the better, they can last up too about 10 steps sometimes more

Instruction: ""yo, hunter i went to go run after that golf ball and i had an intense fart-run  "nice""" What is the definition of "fart-run"?


neuterotomy

Instruction: "i'm taking the cat in for a neuterotomy this afternoon" What is the definition of "neuterotomy"?


awkward octopus

when a person goes in to hug you, and you don't feel comfortable, so you flail your arms and legs and make the moment more awkward

Instruction: "jimmy tried to hug me today, so i gave him an awkward octopus" What is the definition of "awkward octopus"?


Context: ^,..,^ i'm a vampire

Instruction: "^,..,^ i'm a vampire" What is the definition of "^,..,^"?


baby weight

Instruction: "man 1-did you see him struggling to lift 150 lbs? man 2-yeah, thats like baby weight to you" What is the definition of "baby weight"?


baby weight

a strength building mechanism made out of a baby

Instruction: "mom: my arms are getting so buff from carrying around this baby weight all day" What is the definition of "baby weight"?


baby weight

the weight that a man or a woman gains when thy eat a baby

Instruction: "man, after that dinner last night, i really need to work out to get rid of that baby weight" What is the definition of "baby weight"?


blitterverse

the section of the [twitterverse] frequented by african-americans

Instruction: "did you hear that michael jackson died? the blitterverse is bumpin' with tributes" What is the definition of "blitterverse"?


e j

Instruction: "tod and jon were so high smoking that e j" What is the definition of "e j"?


agnes irwin

Context: pshhh that girl goes to agnes irwin

a main line private school full of hott girls

Instruction: "pshhh that girl goes to agnes irwin" What is the definition of "agnes irwin"?


agnes irwin

along with the haverford school and the baldwin school, one of three private secondary schools in the main line area

Instruction: "agnes irwin won't fuck you up as much as catholic school, but that's not saying much" What is the definition of "agnes irwin"?


california high

a thing where you push a pressue point on your neck and you pass out

Instruction: "jill and nikki are in the basement killing off brain cells doing california high" What is the definition of "california high"?


brew donk

Context: after work lets go get a brew donk

Instruction: "after work lets go get a brew donk" What is the definition of "brew donk"?


baml

Instruction: "after the financial crisis bank of america and merrill lynch merged to form baml" What is the definition of "baml"?


temba

Context: �o, esa temba esta buena

cuban spanish word for an attractive middle-aged woman

Instruction: "�o, esa temba esta buena" What is the definition of "temba"?


temba

an alternative viewpoint (or lack of) based on no zero knowledge

Instruction: ""what's the temba take on warren buffet? "temba have no idea who buffet is" What is the definition of "temba"?


fantlers

(n)a silvery add - on to a nigga's chain, that women find particularly attractive

Instruction: "damn, nigga, you better take off them fantlers befo you get in da pool, or else they gonna turn green" What is the definition of "fantlers"?


ceiling tile

Context: -katie, ceiling tile

a phrase commonly used to ask for the current time

Instruction: "-katie, ceiling tile" What is the definition of "ceiling tile"?


bairy heaver

Context: damnn girl thats one bairy heaver

swap the two first letters around to correct it

Instruction: "damnn girl thats one bairy heaver" What is the definition of "bairy heaver"?


alkane

the ultimate word to describe something so [stellar], so mind bogglingly awesome, that god himself will have his dick blown off from pure [awesomeness] if this word is uttered

Instruction: ""guy 1 "this woman in the apartment above mine kept screaming alkane all night long last night" What is the definition of "alkane"?


ass banner

Instruction: "lindsey got an ass banner so that everyone would know she was available" What is the definition of "ass banner"?


blue cello

a sexual position by which a man is held in choke hold from behind by his partner while simultaneously being jacked-off

Instruction: "the two performed the blue cello flawlessly until john passed out from asphyxiation" What is the definition of "blue cello"?


the area code for the greatest town in the midwest

Instruction: "person 1: what are you doing this weekend? person 2: heading to the 319" What is the definition of "319"?


chain wallet lesbian

a female who is attracted to the same sex and resemble the kind of lady you see in prison not in porn

Instruction: "lindsay lohan is totally getting violated by a chain wallet lesbian right now" What is the definition of "chain wallet lesbian"?


aquila

Context: look up in the sky, it's aquila

a constellation believed to be in form of an eagle

Instruction: "look up in the sky, it's aquila" What is the definition of "aquila"?


frosty the dope man

slang term poking fun of frosty the snow man, pointing out that frosty may be made from cocaine

Instruction: "frosty the dope man let me sniff dat shit" What is the definition of "frosty the dope man"?


dont boo

Context: dont boo you wanker

Instruction: "dont boo you wanker" What is the definition of "dont boo"?


anal fisting

the sliding of one's whole hand into another's anus

Instruction: "i walked into bob's room and he was anal fisting his girlfriend" What is the definition of "anal fisting"?


anal fisting

not only the name of a seriously kinky sexual act, anal fisting is also a gamed to be played in extremely public areas

Instruction: "kc: i was in the metro with ac and he beat me at a game of anal fisting am telling you everybody looked it was so embarrassing" What is the definition of "anal fisting"?


anal fisting

Instruction: "when she is anal fisting me i'm in heaven" What is the definition of "anal fisting"?


like shaolin by wu-tang in reference to staten island, the 3rdworld is a reference to maryland, used commonly by the 3rdworld emcees

Instruction: ""yo you been to 3rdworld baltimore? "nah" "second highest murder rate in the fucking country man""" What is the definition of "3rdworld"?


like shaolin by wu-tang in reference to staten island, the 3rdworld is a reference to maryland, used commonly by the 3rdworld emcees

Instruction: ""yo you been to 3rdworld baltimore? "nah" "second highest murder rate in the fucking country man""" What is the definition of "3rdworld"?


edward snowden

Context: edward snowden is a hero

the guy releasing the information about prism to the mainstream media

Instruction: "edward snowden is a hero" What is the definition of "edward snowden"?


concoction

an assortment of various edible material, mixed together in a plastic bag of any sort, proceded by mashing of the materials in the bag

Instruction: "don't step in that massive concoction brewed by the triumvirate" What is the definition of "concoction"?


blumpkin gnome

a little creature who dances and makes noises when a blumpkin is being performed

Instruction: "while suzy was giving bobby a blumpkin, a little blumpkin gnome appeared and danced itself around" What is the definition of "blumpkin gnome"?


blumpkin gnome

a small gnome like creature normally dutch that prances around while someone is receiving a blumpkin dressed in a leopard skin bra singing songs and wearing friends moms thongs

Instruction: "damn, marisa gamble sure is a blumpkin gnome" What is the definition of "blumpkin gnome"?


bitch down

Context: i didn't bitch down dawg

Instruction: "i didn't bitch down dawg" What is the definition of "bitch down"?


breastocated

Instruction: "lynn's breasts were so big i almost got breastocated me when she put them in my face" What is the definition of "breastocated"?


deconfuse

Instruction: "how may i deconfuse you so that you understand what i'm saying?" What is the definition of "deconfuse"?


clam fishing

Instruction: "hey sam do you want to go clam fishing at the bar tonight?" What is the definition of "clam fishing"?


crusty carnival

when screwing a girl you stick cornbread around your penis and proceed to have a girl give you a blowjob

Instruction: "damn last night i saw this sexy girl who looked hungry so i gave her a crusty carnival and she greatly appreciated it" What is the definition of "crusty carnival"?


broad oak

a sleepy liittle place near heathfield, that has a 1 shop, 1 church, 1 school also it has a lot of house theifs around the time of the heathfield show!!!

Instruction: "im look for a quiet and sleepy place to live well come to broad oak then" What is the definition of "broad oak"?


backup friend

a friend who you use as a backup while your real friend is absent or gone or away at the moment

Instruction: "yo did you see jessica she was hangin with her backup friend lena only while amanda went to the bathroom then she started talking to amanda again  what a bitch" What is the definition of "backup friend"?


dangle fest

"to absolutley humiliate another hockey player with some sick nasty moves or "dangles""

Instruction: "in my game the other night i was on a break away and i decided to have a sick nasty dangle fest on the other teams defense" What is the definition of "dangle fest"?


dangle fest

one player getting by many others using fly moves in a hockey game

Instruction: "-you see gary busey go on that dangle fest" What is the definition of "dangle fest"?


carpateh

Context: this exam was carpateh

Instruction: "this exam was carpateh" What is the definition of "carpateh"?


beach kid

Context: look at that beach kid

Instruction: "look at that beach kid" What is the definition of "beach kid"?


bafune

Context: do i look like a bafune to you ?

someone that's an idiot or people see them as stupid

Instruction: "do i look like a bafune to you ?" What is the definition of "bafune"?


mury

a cheating lying sleazeball, who impregnates multiple women and has no morals, no conscience, and can't stop cheating and lying

Instruction: "best stay away from that mury guy because he's just playing with people's hearts" What is the definition of "mury"?


crace

Instruction: ""dude, i'm so crace right now; "i'm totally cracing"; that guy is such a crace" What is the definition of "crace"?


bustitute

Context: "1) "our bustitute sucks ass

"a bustitute generally refers to either:  1)a substitute bus driver

Instruction: ""1) "our bustitute sucks ass" What is the definition of "bustitute"?


blh

Context: ronald: dude, frank just took a blh

a shit so large it makes your asshole bleed

Instruction: "ronald: dude, frank just took a blh" What is the definition of "blh"?


black box

Context: that module is a black box

in programming, a self-contained, independent     subroutine or program module designed to perform a single task

Instruction: "that module is a black box" What is the definition of "black box"?


black box

believed by some to exist only in ancient greek mythology, but known by a few select men to exist in the open world

Instruction: "dave chappelle ~ queemo, i just found the black box" What is the definition of "black box"?


black box

Context: george has a new black box

(1) derogative term for secretary of state condolezza rice

Instruction: "george has a new black box" What is the definition of "black box"?


black box

Context: the black box for pres

Instruction: "the black box for pres" What is the definition of "black box"?


black box

Context: i used a black box until it broke

a cable box thing used to get free cable

Instruction: "i used a black box until it broke" What is the definition of "black box"?


black box

a device used by phone phreakers to fool the phone company into giving you free long distance service

Instruction: "i use my black box to get free long distance" What is the definition of "black box"?


black box

Context: hey cheeck out the black box on her

Instruction: "hey cheeck out the black box on her" What is the definition of "black box"?


fudge muffin

Instruction: "what the fudge muffin are you doing to my girlfriend?" What is the definition of "fudge muffin"?


fudge muffin

the act of shitting in a female's vagina

Instruction: "i think he just gave her a fudge muffin in the other room" What is the definition of "fudge muffin"?


fudge muffin

Instruction: "' oh my gosh you are such a fudge muffin" What is the definition of "fudge muffin"?


chribucuckes

Instruction: "wehich i got along with crystak chribucuckes aksi tiday" What is the definition of "chribucuckes"?


brown scorpion

a brown scorpion is when you are in the 69 position with a woman on top

Instruction: "i was in a 69 with samantha last night, and the next thing i knew she hit me with a brown scorpion" What is the definition of "brown scorpion"?


a b g

Context: sorry that was only an a b g

acronym: accidental boob graze, boob can be replaced by butt and graze can be replaced by grab

Instruction: "sorry that was only an a b g" What is the definition of "a b g"?


pussy ghost

a pussy ghost is the dried translucent residual sheen that remains on the dick after confident well-executed sex

Instruction: "i didn't have time to take a shower, so i got pussy ghost all on my drawers" What is the definition of "pussy ghost"?


sewer squirrel

Context: your shit looks like a sewer squirrel

Instruction: "your shit looks like a sewer squirrel" What is the definition of "sewer squirrel"?


doepper

Context: man, that guy is a doepper

"one that is "special" in many ways and seeks attention to keep him from trying to lick his elbows and getting pissed

Instruction: "man, that guy is a doepper" What is the definition of "doepper"?


andalite

Context: aximili is an andalite

Instruction: "aximili is an andalite" What is the definition of "andalite"?


freitas

Context: you are soo freitas

Instruction: "you are soo freitas" What is the definition of "freitas"?


freitas

Instruction: "i have to sit down on the toilet and take a freitas" What is the definition of "freitas"?


jahan

Context: that jahan almost bit me

Instruction: "that jahan almost bit me" What is the definition of "jahan"?


beswizzled

a state of intoxication brought about by copious consumption of alcohol, just above tipsy, and just below really fucking drunk

Instruction: ""how's it going? "i just drank half a bottle of vodka, so i'm a little beswizzled" What is the definition of "beswizzled"?


app-rehension

(noun) -- a feeling that the software will lead to a disastrous loss of privacy down the road

Instruction: "the more i think about all these apps going around, the more i am filled with app-rehension" What is the definition of "app-rehension"?


diddling her bug

Instruction: "i cam home late last night and caught my girlfriend diddling her bug" What is the definition of "diddling her bug"?


bubcake

a cake made by noobs, for noobs, and in the name of noobs that is covered with white noob-frosting

Instruction: "luke killed pete's 70 rogue with his 62 warrior in greens, so pete baked a bubcake" What is the definition of "bubcake"?


kotaku

"the place where journalistic integrity goes to die

Instruction: ""i got banned by those nazis at kotaku for pointing out what a bunch of talentless hacks the editors are" What is the definition of "kotaku"?


kotaku

"when critics attack for kotaku for its lack of any journalistic integrity, kotaku members, frothing in the mouth, will immediately tell you that its "just a blog"

Instruction: "kotaku is the shittiest gaming news website on the planet" What is the definition of "kotaku"?


b dubs

Context: i'm goin to b dubs to get some food

short for buffalo wild wings (get it? - b w's [dubs for the double u's])

Instruction: "i'm goin to b dubs to get some food" What is the definition of "b dubs"?


b dubs

a term used to describe the popular sports bar [buffalo wild wings]

Instruction: "person 1: man lets go to b dubs  person 2: yeah i wanna have some blazin' chickin' wings that give me the shits" What is the definition of "b dubs"?


b dubs

Context: i'm goin to b dubs to get some food

short for buffalo wild wings (get it? - b w's [dubs for the double u's])

Instruction: "i'm goin to b dubs to get some food" What is the definition of "b dubs"?


b dubs

a term used to describe the popular sports bar [buffalo wild wings]

Instruction: "person 1: man lets go to b dubs  person 2: yeah i wanna have some blazin' chickin' wings that give me the shits" What is the definition of "b dubs"?


flash fuck

Instruction: "the girl that i was afraid to ask out sneaked up behind gave me a surprise flash fuck" What is the definition of "flash fuck"?


ah schitzo

Context: hmm, what an ah schitzo

derogatary term for person/s of diminished intelligence or savoir faire

Instruction: "hmm, what an ah schitzo" What is the definition of "ah schitzo"?


gotch

Context: there is only a gotch left

more than a drop and less than half a teaspoon

Instruction: "there is only a gotch left" What is the definition of "gotch"?


gotch

Context: oh my gotch

Instruction: "oh my gotch" What is the definition of "gotch"?


gotch

Context: man, that dude is gotch

Instruction: "man, that dude is gotch" What is the definition of "gotch"?


brolita

like a lolita, but the male equivalent to

Instruction: "wow, that brolita really turned on that cougar" What is the definition of "brolita"?


ass bubble

the pocket of air that forms between your buttcheeks when you pass gas, this is prior to the actual release of the said gas as well as the smell

Instruction: "bob could tell by the pressure of the ass bubble that his fart was going to be huge" What is the definition of "ass bubble"?


ass bubble

Context: wow, that ass bubble ticked

when your sitting in hot sweaty pants and you fart and feel it bubble up your lower back

Instruction: "wow, that ass bubble ticked" What is the definition of "ass bubble"?


buck double

getting pounded so deep that the testicles enter the anus

Instruction: "dude, greg was deeper than deep, he was so deep that he gave her the buck double" What is the definition of "buck double"?


buck double

Context: i had a buck double last night

during sex, when a man and a woman share a double sided dildo, thus simultaneously penetrating the anus of both individuals during vaginal intercourse

Instruction: "i had a buck double last night" What is the definition of "buck double"?


sacapotatos

Instruction: "my geriatric friend of 70 years is moving to sacapotatos to be closer to his family and other gang members" What is the definition of "sacapotatos"?


biscuit nips

someone with a massive pair of nipples, of a similar size to the digestive

Instruction: ""i popped round and she was topless sunbathing, you should have seen it, proper biscuit nips" What is the definition of "biscuit nips"?


ambwa

Context: wow, we sure ambwa today

Instruction: "wow, we sure ambwa today" What is the definition of "ambwa"?


blowing ass

gastro intestinal emination that either leaves a distinctive fragrance or humorous reverberation

Instruction: "after eating beans you will be blowing ass for a while" What is the definition of "blowing ass"?


blowing ass

the process in which as person, pulls down their pants, faces the people in the room, bend over, spread their butt cheeks, and fart as hard as they can

Instruction: "-derek got on his desk in study hall and started blowing ass" What is the definition of "blowing ass"?


blowing ass

Instruction: "dude, after those coors lights last night i have been blowing ass all fucking day" What is the definition of "blowing ass"?


double you tea eff

it's pronouncing the letters of [wtf] double you = w tea = t eff = f

Instruction: "[oh em gee] double you tea eff you're a [homo]" What is the definition of "double you tea eff"?


purple style

Context: dude, ride over here all purple style

the action of doing something in a style that is purple

Instruction: "dude, ride over here all purple style" What is the definition of "purple style"?


f that n in the a

"short for "fuck that noise in the ass" good for shooting down bad ideas

Instruction: "idiot: wanna go to the poop chute tonight? you: isnt that a gay bar? f that n in the a" What is the definition of "f that n in the a"?


and then it steamed

Instruction: "greg: dinner was great, and then it steamed" What is the definition of "and then it steamed"?


angyl

major [dramawhore], [camwhore] , [attention whore] , and overll dumb bitch who craves attention by attempting to [troll] irc channels, shows her pictures to anyone who will look

Instruction: "angyl was in the channel earlier scrolling and trying to find someone to cyber with" What is the definition of "angyl"?


her majesty's pleasure

Instruction: "tommy just spent 6 weeks on holiday at her majesty's pleasure" What is the definition of "her majesty's pleasure"?


casaloser

one who believes themselves to be all [casanova] like, when they really have the social skills of a troll with a speach impediment

Instruction: "amy: at first i really liked him, but then justin told me i was sadity, what a casaloser" What is the definition of "casaloser"?


bum flaps

Context: dude uve got the biggest bum flaps ever

Instruction: "dude uve got the biggest bum flaps ever" What is the definition of "bum flaps"?


cocksucketry

1)an evil faggot rite of passage dating back to the ancient greeks, basically describing the process, recently made infamous by the woodster in st

Instruction: "james had never seen such a rampant display of cocksucketry" What is the definition of "cocksucketry"?


butt cake

Context: shane dropped a butt cake in his pants

Instruction: "shane dropped a butt cake in his pants" What is the definition of "butt cake"?


berghoff

Context: dude, she gave me a berghoff last night

"to recieve fellatio from a woman while she feeds you a hamburger

Instruction: "dude, she gave me a berghoff last night" What is the definition of "berghoff"?


loosebooty

1 your ass is loose 2 a person who was fucked so hard in the ass that when they shit it just comes out with no control

Instruction: "1 fuck my ass hurts from buttsex 2 dave is a loosebooty bastard" What is the definition of "loosebooty"?


ajizzmatism

the process of cumming on a girls glasses

Instruction: "if she didn't have an astigmatism i could have never gave her an ajizzmatism" What is the definition of "ajizzmatism"?


efb

Instruction: "hey, i just got some new nudes from my efb" What is the definition of "efb"?


harryzminecraft

"a youtuber with over 20,000 subscribers, very popular for his "survival games" videos in a game called [minecraft]"

Instruction: "skydoesminecraftfan11: omg did you see the new harryzminecraft video tom: yeah it was cool" What is the definition of "harryzminecraft"?


chundder

Context: don't chundder me bro

Instruction: "don't chundder me bro" What is the definition of "chundder"?


certifiable

Instruction: "the evil genius villains in james bond movies appear to be highly intelligent when, in actuality, they are certifiable" What is the definition of "certifiable"?


bloody polock

breakfast drink consisting of polish vodka, v-8 vegetable juice, worcestershire, tabasco, and lemon

Instruction: "had to have a bloody polock this morning to set me straight" What is the definition of "bloody polock"?


blood & honour

"blood & honour is a neo-nazi music promotion network founded in 1987 and composed of white power skinheads and other white nationalists

Instruction: "blood & honour held the isd memorial this year belgium" What is the definition of "blood & honour"?


beheanie

a beanie that reads a blackened death metal band's name

Instruction: "i will be wearing my beheanie to the metal show tonight" What is the definition of "beheanie"?


dorigo

Instruction: "everyone said the band that were playing tonight were amazing, i thought they were dorigo" What is the definition of "dorigo"?


bddh

Context: i'm bddh for life

Instruction: "i'm bddh for life" What is the definition of "bddh"?


blumphing

blumphing (to blumph)   to recive oral sex while dropping the evil brown

Instruction: ""hey dude, do you know what blumphing is?  "yeah, getting a blowjob while taking a shit" What is the definition of "blumphing"?


forbidden picnic

"a sex act involving 2 or more people where picnic style foods (apples, crackers, sandwiches, cheese, dip, etc

Instruction: "jill and i were planning our own little forbidden picnic but on the way we met a homeless man which made our picnic all the better" What is the definition of "forbidden picnic"?


forbidden picnic

the sexual act of engaging in anal sex while eating food off of the receiver's back

Instruction: "the grapes tasted so much better eaten off of jessie's back during the forbidden picnic last night" What is the definition of "forbidden picnic"?


schr�dinger's cat

"the subject of an experiment conducted by mad crazy quatum physics man named schr�dinger

Instruction: "schr�dinger's cat is actually so complicated that even though i tried to explain it in the simpliest terms i could, i made no sense" What is the definition of "schr�dinger's cat"?


schr�dinger's cat

Context: schr�dinger's cat is dead

a hypothetical cat subjected to the difficult job of being both alive and dead at the same time for all eternity

Instruction: "schr�dinger's cat is dead" What is the definition of "schr�dinger's cat"?


schr�dinger's cat

there was a scientist named erwin schrodinger who put a cat in a box and you can not see the cat so the cat is dead and alive for say

Instruction: "sheldon: your relationship with leonerd is like schr�dinger's cat" What is the definition of "schr�dinger's cat"?


bhost

Context: aaaannndd, i'm bhost

Instruction: "aaaannndd, i'm bhost" What is the definition of "bhost"?


jackspiration

the inspiration for your jacking off to what/whom you've been masturbating

Instruction: "you were my jackspiration in high school" What is the definition of "jackspiration"?


cohoozeled

when someone is tricked into something they dont want to do

Instruction: "oh crap he cohoozeled me into doing this" What is the definition of "cohoozeled"?


clawzee

Context: joe is clawzee

"if someone fingers your mates sister with dirty ass long fingernails (resemblent of claws)

Instruction: "joe is clawzee" What is the definition of "clawzee"?


anal reaper

someone who sneaks up behind someone and reaps the anal cavity of all its crust and then disapperas into the night

Instruction: "holy fuck i got visited by the anal reaper last night and my sheets are stained of blood" What is the definition of "anal reaper"?


anal reaper

Context: lucas is definitely an anal reaper

one who likes to reap anuses with his mighty shaft

Instruction: "lucas is definitely an anal reaper" What is the definition of "anal reaper"?


autoboner

Instruction: ""that ferrari is giving me such an autoboner" What is the definition of "autoboner"?


carpet burns

brush burns a male or female receives on their knees, back, or face, from being fucked or fucking on a carpet floor

Instruction: "did, you see bills wife's carpet burns on her knees, and face? yes she must have been ridden hard by her bull last night" What is the definition of "carpet burns"?


plenty of time

acronym for pot, sometimes used as a code word when asking people if they have any herb

Instruction: "bob: do you have any time?  frank: yeah, i have plenty of time" What is the definition of "plenty of time"?


modest mouse

Context: modest mouse is the shit

Instruction: "modest mouse is the shit" What is the definition of "modest mouse"?


modest mouse

Context: modest mouse is the greatest band ever

"modest mouse is, to be quite honest, the greatest band of all time

Instruction: "modest mouse is the greatest band ever" What is the definition of "modest mouse"?


modest mouse

modest mouse is the best band ever, it's that simple

Instruction: "i love modest mouse so much, i would give an arm and a leg just to meet issac brock" What is the definition of "modest mouse"?


modest mouse

"modest mouse are the only band to have successfully stayed "indie" when they turned mainstream

Instruction: "modest mouse is the only true indie band that is played on the radio" What is the definition of "modest mouse"?


modest mouse

Context: i like modest mouse

the greatest band to ever touch this earth

Instruction: "i like modest mouse" What is the definition of "modest mouse"?


modest mouse

Instruction: ""have your heard the modest mouse song "tundra/desert"? that song rocks the shitbox man" What is the definition of "modest mouse"?


modest mouse

Context: "dude, your modest mouse is on fire

one of the few indy rock bands of our generation who have produced albums which can be considered  musical and lyrical masterpieces

Instruction: ""dude, your modest mouse is on fire" What is the definition of "modest mouse"?


12-point buck

synonymous with getting [buck], but to a much greater scale

Instruction: "we are going to get 12-point buck at the seis de mayo party" What is the definition of "12-point buck"?


deadly rooms of death

a legendary puzzle game created by erik hermansen in which you play as beethro, a dungeon exterminator

Instruction: "deadly rooms of death - you'd think they'd just get some huge bug spray" What is the definition of "deadly rooms of death"?


mickey's

"a fine malt liquor with the most kick ass of mascots

Instruction: "yo b-rad, run to the shell and get like 10 mickey's" What is the definition of "mickey's"?


mickey's

the finest malt liquor one can find in corner stores

Instruction: "tonight, we drink mickey's and we will get drunk" What is the definition of "mickey's"?


7-10 split

Instruction: "the harlem globe trotters decided to give my mom the 7-10 split last night" What is the definition of "7-10 split"?


7-10 split

Instruction: "the harlem globe trotters decided to give my mom the 7-10 split last night" What is the definition of "7-10 split"?


toolbox

Context: doug lee is the world's biggest toolbox

Instruction: "doug lee is the world's biggest toolbox" What is the definition of "toolbox"?


toolbox

Context: ur such a fucking toolbox

more toolish than just a tool, but not quite as toolish as an entire toolshed

Instruction: "ur such a fucking toolbox" What is the definition of "toolbox"?


analadjudant

Context: oh you are such an analadjudant

an analadjudant is an other term for [jerk] or [asshole]

Instruction: "oh you are such an analadjudant" What is the definition of "analadjudant"?


one hand clam stand

phrase: the act of placing one's fist into the vaginal cavity of said women while she is squatting

Instruction: "guy 1: dude did you see arnold and that bitch in a one hand clam stand last night? guy 2: yeah, it made for a good show with all the noise" What is the definition of "one hand clam stand"?


daydrinkin'

the drinking of alcohol when the sun is in the sky

Instruction: ""daydrinkin' with friends in my backyard, "hey man, wanna go daydrinkin'?", "this really is a daydrinkin' kinda day"" What is the definition of "daydrinkin'"?


a soup box

Context: a soup box boyfriend aka mike

a pony-like character that makes booty calls on a regular basis

Instruction: "a soup box boyfriend aka mike" What is the definition of "a soup box"?


canseco-mode

Instruction: "hinkley went canseco-mode and got everyone on the band trip suspended" What is the definition of "canseco-mode"?


saatchi

verb: to forcibly choke or strangle a spouse or loved one in public

Instruction: "dude, she was talking so much smack i just had to saatchi her" What is the definition of "saatchi"?


scaredom

Instruction: "after having unprotected sex, jon lived his life in scaredom until the test results came back" What is the definition of "scaredom"?


fount of evil

Context: [cake] is the fount of evil

Instruction: "[cake] is the fount of evil" What is the definition of "fount of evil"?


ghetto booty

Context: "dawg, look at that girls ghetto booty

a term used when you see a girl with a firm, big, tight packed ass

Instruction: ""dawg, look at that girls ghetto booty" What is the definition of "ghetto booty"?


ghetto booty

a woman with an extremely large sized glutious maximus

Instruction: "did you see anna? damn that girl has a ghetto booty" What is the definition of "ghetto booty"?


ghetto booty

Instruction: "most hip hop videos contain an abundance of ghetto booty" What is the definition of "ghetto booty"?


ghetto booty

Context: yo, check out the ghetto booty on her

large, round, firm hindquarters,generally associated with, but not limited to the african american female

Instruction: "yo, check out the ghetto booty on her" What is the definition of "ghetto booty"?


ghetto booty

Context: j-lo has a ghetto booty

describes females with serious package in the rear

Instruction: "j-lo has a ghetto booty" What is the definition of "ghetto booty"?


ghetto booty

Context: look that girl got a ghetto booty

a girl that has a big ass, really big that when guys see it they holla at you

Instruction: "look that girl got a ghetto booty" What is the definition of "ghetto booty"?


ghetto booty

Context: i say, that is serious ghetto booty

"an ass which juts conspicuously from the body

Instruction: "i say, that is serious ghetto booty" What is the definition of "ghetto booty"?


conniption fit

a conniption fit is a spontaneous outburst of anger or frustration, usually precipitated by an act of stupidity or neglect

Instruction: "if your mother gets home before you clean this up, she'll have a conniption fit" What is the definition of "conniption fit"?


paul thompson

talented drummer for glaswegian group [franz ferdinand]

Instruction: "that paul thompson has really fancy boots" What is the definition of "paul thompson"?


paul thompson

"highly underrated, but superior talented rock drumming god of roxy music fame

Instruction: ""for some great examples of paul thompson listen to:  "2hb" "the bob" "every dream home a heartache" "she sells" "manifesto" "" What is the definition of "paul thompson"?


bookster

a hot female that one would like to have sexual [intercourse] with, or get to know

Instruction: "dave:  yo look at this bookster over here, ima go [holla] at her right quick" What is the definition of "bookster"?


dexter breakfast

a needlessly complicated and out-of-sequence morning meal, in which a small piece of ham is followed by eggs with hot sauce

Instruction: "my sister looks like a man, so ima eat a dexter breakfast and cock punch batista" What is the definition of "dexter breakfast"?


beer soup

the glorious combination of [beer] and easy to prepare food

Instruction: ""mmmmmm, this some good beer soup "dang, what be in this here beer soup?"  dave:"darn, we're out of food" What is the definition of "beer soup"?


bidoofus

"an insult referencing the pokemon "bidoof" meaning stupid, useless, dumb, retarded, or a bitch, just like bidoof"

Instruction: "lol, what a bidoofus, he got 1/60 on the math test that friggin bidoofus" What is the definition of "bidoofus"?


black breakfast

"a brekfast that includes cereal in a bowl

Instruction: "person a: would you like some egg and bacon for breakfast?  person b: no thanks, i gotta get down to the bus stop so i'm just having a black breakfast" What is the definition of "black breakfast"?


cock spawn

Context: shut that little cock spawn up

Instruction: "shut that little cock spawn up" What is the definition of "cock spawn"?


bussing out

Instruction: ""oh my god is she bussing out again? "god i'm gonna buss out" What is the definition of "bussing out"?


gelly

Context: wow thats super gelly

Instruction: "wow thats super gelly" What is the definition of "gelly"?


a hiding

Instruction: "i had to find a hiding when it was snowing" What is the definition of "a hiding"?


cyber knight

a noble individual who combats trolls, spammers, hackers, scammers, etc

Instruction: "oh man, i was trying to troll an internet chat-room last night, but some cyber knight kept slaying me with witty comebacks and good vocabulary" What is the definition of "cyber knight"?


brocon

"is the same as "brother complex", a adjective used in japan to determine a girl that likes her brother

Instruction: "you're in love with your brother? you are a brocon" What is the definition of "brocon"?


anal bumcover

Context: i'll take anal bumcover for 800

"during an episode of snl's celebrity jeopardy sean connery mispronounced the category of "an album cover" by saying "anal bumcover" suck it trebek"

Instruction: "i'll take anal bumcover for 800" What is the definition of "anal bumcover"?


anal bumcover

"the miss pronunciation of a jeopardy category actually titled "album cover" as seen on snl

Instruction: "i'll take anal bumcover for a $1000 alex" What is the definition of "anal bumcover"?


ballubas

word used im my home town of roscrea for been drunk or intoxicated

Instruction: "jesus meself and tommy were ballubas the other night" What is the definition of "ballubas"?


button accordion

this is old well-known joke in russian slang

Instruction: "- do you remember anecdote about cat and dog? - of course, its a button accordion" What is the definition of "button accordion"?


broke toke

noun: a hit from a bong or pipe that is small and reserved, so as the smoker can conserve their product until more can be purchased

Instruction: "the hobo on the corner is forced to take one measly broke toke a day" What is the definition of "broke toke"?


brown stain

when a big ass mother fucker takes a migit shit and mark his panties

Instruction: ""you bitch suck the brown stain of my panties" What is the definition of "brown stain"?


gorgeanna

Context: look at the nasty girl gorgeanna

a stupid hideous bitch that does not care about others

Instruction: "look at the nasty girl gorgeanna" What is the definition of "gorgeanna"?


assometer

an internal meter, usually located within female but also has been found in males, that measures the assholeness of someone, usually upon the first meeting

Instruction: ""gal: i just met the hottest guy at the bar, but my assometer read a "9" What is the definition of "assometer"?


ensaimada

the ensa�mada is a pastry product from mallorca, spain

Instruction: "the ensaimada was introduced to the philippines during the spanish colonial period" What is the definition of "ensaimada"?


abou-chu'

Context: they ain't talkn abou-chu'

"when ever black people say "about you", it comes out as one word abouchu, the t is dropped and a "ch" sound is added

Instruction: "they ain't talkn abou-chu'" What is the definition of "abou-chu'"?


dirty o

slang term for orloff vodka made in maine , popular among new england college students because it will get you drunk for under ten dollars

Instruction: "dirty o fuck examples your drinking orloff , let's get fucked up" What is the definition of "dirty o"?


fadamnsho

Context: melissa is fadamnsho

Instruction: "melissa is fadamnsho" What is the definition of "fadamnsho"?


asian cuddles

the act of one person resting his or her head on another person's shoulders (in a completely platonic way)

Instruction: "i was tired, so jerry let me give him some asian cuddles" What is the definition of "asian cuddles"?


blubja

Context: the new princess of india is a blubja

Instruction: "the new princess of india is a blubja" What is the definition of "blubja"?


cornswithe

anal sex with woman that had way too much to eat

Instruction: "dude told me that he jammed it in her her cornswithe and damn near threw up" What is the definition of "cornswithe"?


Instruction: ""hey bob, did you hear about-  "you know what, fuck your couch with a passionate love that knows no bounds" What is the definition of "fuck your couch with a passionate love that knows no bounds"?


ass vomit

Context: he had a bad ass vomit

Instruction: "he had a bad ass vomit" What is the definition of "ass vomit"?


ass vomit

the act of expelling waste similar in color and consistency to vomit, though expelled through the rectum rather than the mouth

Instruction: ""anne: "tommy, what did i tell you about throwing up on the carpet?" tommy: "relax, mom, it's just ass vomit" What is the definition of "ass vomit"?


ass vomit

Instruction: "he came back from taco bell and left ass vomit all over my toilet seat" What is the definition of "ass vomit"?


ass vomit

Context: he had a bad ass vomit

Instruction: "he had a bad ass vomit" What is the definition of "ass vomit"?


ass vomit

the act of expelling waste similar in color and consistency to vomit, though expelled through the rectum rather than the mouth

Instruction: ""anne: "tommy, what did i tell you about throwing up on the carpet?" tommy: "relax, mom, it's just ass vomit" What is the definition of "ass vomit"?


ass vomit

Instruction: "he came back from taco bell and left ass vomit all over my toilet seat" What is the definition of "ass vomit"?


beseder

a hebrew word currently used in israel to say ok or good

Instruction: "*guy falls of a bike*  father - shmeuly, ata beseder?(shmeuly are you ok?) shmeuly- ken, aba, ani beseder" What is the definition of "beseder"?


beseder

Instruction: "q: how's it going? a: b'seder  q: how was that party? a: beseder" What is the definition of "beseder"?


rubber pirate

when you put a condom on one of your legs and proceed to hobble towards your lover groaning and yelling argh whilst plundering her booty

Instruction: "john: hey man i was doing the rubber pirate all night" What is the definition of "rubber pirate"?


bmtl

Instruction: "i burned 1000 calories at the gym today in an hour, bmtl" What is the definition of "bmtl"?


donkanese

Context: "come on "dingo" spit some donkanese

language derived from our well endowed friend who places different vowels in the totally wrong place

Instruction: ""come on "dingo" spit some donkanese" What is the definition of "donkanese"?


bananical

Context: oh, honey, you are so bananical

"bananical means "romantical" or "romantic"

Instruction: "oh, honey, you are so bananical" What is the definition of "bananical"?


bytm

Instruction: "oh man, that chick gave you the crabs? bytm" What is the definition of "bytm"?


brencil

Instruction: "this brencil came by and the whole crew fucked her in the ass" What is the definition of "brencil"?


floodies

Context: homeboy is rockin some serious floodies

contemporary pants for those oblivious to any kind of fashion

Instruction: "homeboy is rockin some serious floodies" What is the definition of "floodies"?


floodies

pants that are worn extremely high above the shoes

Instruction: "did you see the floodies he was wearing yesterday?" What is the definition of "floodies"?


lats

shortened version of the latissimus dorsi - the large muscles down the back

Instruction: "his lats are so wide, he's got wings and he can't even put his arms down" What is the definition of "lats"?


lats

Context: like lol but lats

Instruction: "like lol but lats" What is the definition of "lats"?


lats

shortened version of the latissimus dorsi - the large muscles down the back

Instruction: "his lats are so wide, he's got wings and he can't even put his arms down" What is the definition of "lats"?


lats

Context: like lol but lats

Instruction: "like lol but lats" What is the definition of "lats"?


date grape koolaid

an example of the rape culture in america

Instruction: "date grape koolaid is not a clever or funny name because it is offensive to rape survivors and condones sexual assault" What is the definition of "date grape koolaid"?


cuban surprise

when you cover your dick in flavored rolling paper and make sure it's nice and tight

Instruction: "my girl wanted to smoke last night do i gave her a cuban surprise" What is the definition of "cuban surprise"?


all american

when an idividual pleasures him or herself with a hot dog and related accouteruments

Instruction: "one of the cheapest thing an asian hooker will do is observe an all american" What is the definition of "all american"?


all american

when an idividual pleasures him or herself with a hot dog and related accouteruments

Instruction: "one of the cheapest things an asian hooker will do is observe an all american" What is the definition of "all american"?


all american

Context: that all american boy has long braids

Instruction: "that all american boy has long braids" What is the definition of "all american"?


all american

"a bowel movement that requires no wiping after the completion of the defication

Instruction: "tony: man, i had a freaking huge all american just now, it felt so good i didnt even give it a check wipe" What is the definition of "all american"?


car skiing

during a cold winter night, one will find their neighborhood's most icy roads and car ski them

Instruction: ""yo, jake want to go car skiing tonight? "yeah matt, just make sure those roads are icy enough to slide on" What is the definition of "car skiing"?


car skiing

when a female sits between two males in a car and grabs their penises like ski poles and masturbates them

Instruction: ""kristen stewart was car skiing in that "on the road" movie" What is the definition of "car skiing"?


blizza

getting a [blow job] while eating a piece of pizza

Instruction: ""guy 1: "dude, how was your night?" guy 2: "it was awesome, i got a blizza" What is the definition of "blizza"?


blizza

getting a [blow job] while eating a piece of pizza

Instruction: ""guy 1: "dude, how was your night?" guy 2: "it was awesome, i got a blizza" What is the definition of "blizza"?


josh brinker

when two gay guys lick each others taints

Instruction: "did you see ross and david josh brinker in the bathroom" What is the definition of "josh brinker"?


cunt chutney

a ladies lubrication, [hocum], pussy juice etc

Instruction: "man, i can still smell her cunt chutney on my hands" What is the definition of "cunt chutney"?


Context: "i heard alb33 was a pimp""

"alb33 is often used to describe a cool person

Instruction: ""i heard alb33 was a pimp""" What is the definition of "alb33"?


awesoe

Context: soulja boy is awesoe

similar to awesome, but even more awesome

Instruction: "soulja boy is awesoe" What is the definition of "awesoe"?


awesoe

Context: awesoe person #1: wow that's awesoe

an adjective, meaning the same thing as awesome, that was created by a typo and people continued to use it as a shorter version of awesome

Instruction: "awesoe person #1: wow that's awesoe" What is the definition of "awesoe"?


awesoe

Context: soulja boy is awesoe

similar to awesome, but even more awesome

Instruction: "soulja boy is awesoe" What is the definition of "awesoe"?


awesoe

Context: awesoe person #1: wow that's awesoe

an adjective, meaning the same thing as awesome, that was created by a typo and people continued to use it as a shorter version of awesome

Instruction: "awesoe person #1: wow that's awesoe" What is the definition of "awesoe"?


baredak

Context: man, that guy is such a baredak

Instruction: "man, that guy is such a baredak" What is the definition of "baredak"?


dukethedevil

Context: damn, dukethedevil be scary good

very powerful trainer and champion of the 09 pokegym tournament

Instruction: "damn, dukethedevil be scary good" What is the definition of "dukethedevil"?


australian cute

Instruction: "every [insecure] hot chick surounds herself with broads that are only australian cute" What is the definition of "australian cute"?


substract

what certain cpe 215 professors say in place of subtract

Instruction: "substract this two's complement number from 11000111" What is the definition of "substract"?


substract

Instruction: "you substract the grams of c from the grams of co2" What is the definition of "substract"?


'h' 'e' double hockey stick

Context: what the 'h' 'e' double hockey stick

when you say this it is probobly a nice way to saw hell

Instruction: "what the 'h' 'e' double hockey stick" What is the definition of "'h' 'e' double hockey stick"?


Instruction: "after the family bbq, we all dispersed to our rooms for 189" What is the definition of "189"?


ass-sphinkter says, what?

"phrase meant to lure an unexpecting companion into saying the phrase "what?"

Instruction: "alex: hey zach, ass-sphinkter says, what? zach: what? alex: haha, exactly" What is the definition of "ass-sphinkter says, what?"?


nickname for all things saudi arabia related, especially towards their football team

Instruction: "question: what do you call a man with his hand up a camel's ass? answer: an 8-0ner mechanic" What is the definition of "8-0ner"?


50 pinter

a girl so ugly you would need to have 50 pints before sleeping with her

Instruction: "that girl was minging, yeah she's a proper 50 pinter" What is the definition of "50 pinter"?


mecha

mecha reffers to any mechanical construct of death that is controlled by a pilot who sits in a cockpit of some sort

Instruction: ""run away, some big fuggin mecha are coming" What is the definition of "mecha"?


mecha

gaint to small robots or cybernetic cover suit that generally have some kind of weapontry or harmful side effect

Instruction: "that mecha over there has two laser cannons and two missle lauchers on it" What is the definition of "mecha"?


mecha

Instruction: "oe won, viste la mecha de rodrigo con javier?  si, estuvo [brava]" What is the definition of "mecha"?


boccasionally

Context: i boccasionally slap people in the face

Instruction: "i boccasionally slap people in the face" What is the definition of "boccasionally"?


puddle ninja

a person who runs around and splashes people with puddles

Instruction: "guy 1: awww man, that puddle ninja got me guy 2: he hasn't got me yet *splash* both: fucking puddle ninjas" What is the definition of "puddle ninja"?


dollywop

Context: quit your whining or i'll dollywop you

Instruction: "quit your whining or i'll dollywop you" What is the definition of "dollywop"?


choader

Context: poor chap, turns out he's a choader

an individual in possession of a [choad]

Instruction: "poor chap, turns out he's a choader" What is the definition of "choader"?


choader

a choader is a [cock] that is as long as it is wide

Instruction: "i went to bang this chick, but she got so frightened by my paint-can lookin' choader that she ran away" What is the definition of "choader"?


choader

Instruction: "die hard with a vengeance? more like die hard with a choader" What is the definition of "choader"?


choader

Context: poor fellow, turns out he's a choader

an individual in possession of a [choad], either iterally or used as an insult

Instruction: "poor fellow, turns out he's a choader" What is the definition of "choader"?


choader

Context: i am a choader

Instruction: "i am a choader" What is the definition of "choader"?


bobby orr hat trick

someone getting a goal, an assist and into a fight within a single game of hockey

Instruction: "dylan got a bobby orr hat trick at hockey last night" What is the definition of "bobby orr hat trick"?


high voltage

Instruction: "we [capped] some high voltage two days ago and i havent slepped since" What is the definition of "high voltage"?


high voltage

Context: watch out with that, it is high voltage

when someone or something is extremely dangerous, exciting, or out of control

Instruction: "watch out with that, it is high voltage" What is the definition of "high voltage"?


high voltage

1) awesome, exciting or energetic 2) great song preformed by linkin park 3) great song preformed by ac/dc

Instruction: "1) man, that lp concert was high voltage 2) high voltage is my fav song 3) high voltage is my fav song" What is the definition of "high voltage"?


purple haze

a strong strain of mostly-sativa cannabis

Instruction: "man, that purple haze i bought from jim was amazing, it got me so fucked up" What is the definition of "purple haze"?


purple haze

a kick ass weed and also a bad ass jimi hendrix song

Instruction: "let's get some purple haze and find out what the meaning to jimi hendrix songs are" What is the definition of "purple haze"?


purple haze

weed with purple hairs that will get you a cleaner high than other weed

Instruction: "i'm buying purple haze tomorrow, and i will get high" What is the definition of "purple haze"?


purple haze

Instruction: "the man purchased some purple haze from the drug dealer" What is the definition of "purple haze"?


purple haze

kick ass song by jimi hendrix, strongest naturally grown weed, not laced

Instruction: "man i listened to purple haxe after i smoke that purple haze n i was trippin" What is the definition of "purple haze"?


vlog

Instruction: "zadi decided that setting up a daily vlog was the best way to show the sun setting in the west to her friends living in the east" What is the definition of "vlog"?


vlog

Context: vlog

Instruction: "vlog" What is the definition of "vlog"?


vlog

simply put: a blog in video form, most likely found on www

Instruction: "did you see tony the tiger's vlog last night?  a sample vlog on youtube: http://www" What is the definition of "vlog"?


vlog

Context: "typical vlog you: "hello world

talking to the camera like it's a person

Instruction: ""typical vlog you: "hello world" What is the definition of "vlog"?


vlog

the definition created by goostoff is a must

Instruction: "*conversaion is on the phone* person1:  i made anew vlog" What is the definition of "vlog"?


vlog

Context: damn i'd tap that vlog

vlog is a slang for vagina or lack of penis,

Instruction: "damn i'd tap that vlog" What is the definition of "vlog"?


balcontent

a balcontent heckles an entertainment act from off-stage, particularly from a (soap)box or balcony

Instruction: "statler and waldorf from the muppets epitomize the balcontent philosophy of ritualized and persistent heckling" What is the definition of "balcontent"?


chilly villy

Context: examples:  i'm chilly villy in bed

a derivative of the term to chill like a villain

Instruction: "examples:  i'm chilly villy in bed" What is the definition of "chilly villy"?


menza

Instruction: "damn he's hot, yep that's menza  he's so handsome, must be menza  have you seen that kid in college ? oh yeah the menza, he's hot" What is the definition of "menza"?


ben-ezra

knowing way too much about whatever is being talked about, or using that knowledge to get 100% in a course

Instruction: "holy crap, he pulled such a ben-ezra there" What is the definition of "ben-ezra"?


speechisim

Context: i practice speechisim

those who talk alot and practice talking alot

Instruction: "i practice speechisim" What is the definition of "speechisim"?


bohge

Context: the bohge is kicking down doors again

bohge is a verb, noun,adjective, its everything bohge the act of being, in a drunk state

Instruction: "the bohge is kicking down doors again" What is the definition of "bohge"?


band buddy

Instruction: "person 1: can i be your favorite band buddy of the day?  person 2: no, you're too annoying person 1: you suck balls" What is the definition of "band buddy"?


freak flags

the labia minora that protrude so much so, that they flap in the wind like the good ol' flag! aka: bacon gliders, pastrami box, roast beef curtain

Instruction: "at the nude beach, shelly had no problem letting her freak flags flap in the breeze" What is the definition of "freak flags"?


banz

the all knowing, almighty, all badass underground lord of the digital world

Instruction: ""tom: "hey debbie, do you know the meaning of life? or how to correct this myspace code?" debbie: "just ask banz" What is the definition of "banz"?


hypebeast trash

music that has no meaning, predominantly in hip hop or rap pertaining to the subjects of sex, drugs, and violence

Instruction: "mike: aye you heard that new chief keef fam?  john: nah bruh i don't listen to that hypebeast trash" What is the definition of "hypebeast trash"?


farrah fawcett

was a good woman, and a good actor on charlie's angels

Instruction: "girl #1: girlfriend, did you hear that farrah fawcett died of anal cancer?  girl #2: oh my god, she did? that sucks" What is the definition of "farrah fawcett"?


farrah fawcett

proof that butthole cancer is pretty deadly

Instruction: "farrah fawcett was an original member of charlie's angels" What is the definition of "farrah fawcett"?


awesoments

little bits of awesome that are spread out at the base of the blog-o-sphere to attract colourful contributors and commenters

Instruction: "i'm saving some awesoments for tomorrows post, because my mail bag is as hollow as my hat and i yearn for blood lust" What is the definition of "awesoments"?


cardio pipe

when you get hit in your butt hole so hard somehow that you can feel your heartbeat in your butt hole

Instruction: "i pogode on my skateboard so hard i gave myself a cardio pipe" What is the definition of "cardio pipe"?


blolb

Instruction: "dude 1: [lol] check out his hat  dude 2: blolb" What is the definition of "blolb"?


bibjobadies

Instruction: ""what the bibjobadies are you doing, you dumby? "what is you crazy bibjobadies thinking about now?""" What is the definition of "bibjobadies"?


cream of balls

"the act of creaming onto ones ballsack, then performing a "[t-bag]" with the partner, the desired effect that the balls taste like [semen]

Instruction: ""sup bill, would you do last night?  "well, i fed the mrs some cream of balls" What is the definition of "cream of balls"?


ghetto champagne

the popular mixed drink, originating in the african american culture, that is made with the mixture of mountain dew™ and (usually) cheap ghetto boxed white wine

Instruction: ""damn bruh, he f**d up on that ghetto champagne" What is the definition of "ghetto champagne"?


california snow day

when school closes due to disease rather than the sunny 360 days a year weather

Instruction: "girl 1: can you believe the swine flu shut down our school for a week? girl 2: yeah, it's about time we got a california snow day" What is the definition of "california snow day"?


langus

a lovable but indescribably awkward friend who frequently partakes in breaking other peoples things, awkward silences, and overstayed welcomes

Instruction: "he was in the shower with her for over an hour and didn't get it in, damn he's such a langus" What is the definition of "langus"?


april fuck day.

this is a day for sexual pranks, april 2nd

Instruction: "": hey dude, it's april fuck day. i [came] on a sexy girl's jacket today" What is the definition of "april fuck day."?


godoy

Context: what happened to you? godoy

Instruction: "what happened to you? godoy" What is the definition of "godoy"?


godoy

Context: you're such a godoy

Instruction: "you're such a godoy" What is the definition of "godoy"?


dreamo

Context: he's so totally dreamo

Instruction: "he's so totally dreamo" What is the definition of "dreamo"?


dreamo

"similar to a wemo, basically some one who thinks emo's are "cool" and dreams of becoming one

Instruction: "look how dreamo he is in his converse, hes tottally ruined them" What is the definition of "dreamo"?


angry ass

rectal pain, especially caused by excessive wiping after a bout of diarrhea

Instruction: "those pbrs had me blasting all morning, and now i've got serious angry ass" What is the definition of "angry ass"?


angry ass

the burning sensation and sometimes itchiness after a big shit where diarrhea was present, whether you wipe enough or not

Instruction: "damn dude, i jus had the runs, now i got angry ass" What is the definition of "angry ass"?


angry ass

an ass so perfect that it makes the person looking at it want to growl aloud & assault it, as if angry

Instruction: "my husband says he married me for my angry ass" What is the definition of "angry ass"?


cut down

"the cut down is a hand gesture use to symbolize a "diss" or a "put-down"

Instruction: "garrett just used the nastiest your-mama joke known to man on ryan, so i furthered ryan's shame by doing the cut down" What is the definition of "cut down"?


baigrieboy

someone who wants to be someone else and appears to be someone else online

Instruction: "person 1: hey, do you know baigrieboy person 2: which one, there must be loads" What is the definition of "baigrieboy"?


grottenthaler

adv:to put an object into a vampire to kill a vampire

Instruction: "i drove a grottenthaler into the chest of a vampire" What is the definition of "grottenthaler"?


motor found in late model hsv's and commodores

Instruction: " poor carmino is stuck with that shitty ls2 - i bet he wishes he had an ls1 like tim's" What is the definition of "ls2"?


bang bang

"when you go out to eat, eat a full meal, then go to another place and eat another full meal

Instruction: "my fat-fuck friend and i did a bang bang today, first italian, then sushi" What is the definition of "bang bang"?


bang bang

fake bootleg clothing, sneakers, jewelry, and or gear

Instruction: "guy 1: look at that dudes red monkey jeans and bapes guy 2: man all thats bang bang look the stars crooked and the jeans have the wrong tag" What is the definition of "bang bang"?


bang bang

Context: bang bang your dead foo

the sound you here when a trigger is pulled

Instruction: "bang bang your dead foo" What is the definition of "bang bang"?


bang bang

Context: lets go bang bang in the bedroom

Instruction: "lets go bang bang in the bedroom" What is the definition of "bang bang"?


bang bang

the process of playing shoot em' up videos games with friends

Instruction: "hey chris, do you want to bang bang tonight or will you get marcia'd?" What is the definition of "bang bang"?


bang bang

Context: bang bang guns go bang

Instruction: "bang bang guns go bang" What is the definition of "bang bang"?


cuban sunrise

while doing a girl doggy style in the dark, use a maglight to momentarily blind her

Instruction: "on my honeymoon i thought i'd be romantic and surprise my wife with a cuban sunrise" What is the definition of "cuban sunrise"?


cakegirl

i less respectful way to refer to a lesbian

Instruction: "omfg look at that fuckin' cakegirl with her tongue all over her girlfriend" What is the definition of "cakegirl"?


clearly diluted

Context: he's my clearly diluted

Instruction: "he's my clearly diluted" What is the definition of "clearly diluted"?


exgoogling

the action of searching your exes on google to see what they have become

Instruction: "from time to time, i like to do some exgoogling my ex-wife to see what's new about my ex-wife" What is the definition of "exgoogling"?


booger balls

a derogatory term referring to that percentage of the male population that produce chunky semen

Instruction: "booger balls jackson emptied his man-chamber into amy's face" What is the definition of "booger balls"?


fadeout

tying a person to a chair and then shooting them by putting a gun under the chin, to fade them out

Instruction: " keep talking crap, you gonna get a fadeout" What is the definition of "fadeout"?


baljinder

Context: yo, that girl's such a baljinder

someone who is incredibly good looking, smart and witty

Instruction: "yo, that girl's such a baljinder" What is the definition of "baljinder"?


busting perps

Context: policeman on beat busting perps

Instruction: "policeman on beat busting perps" What is the definition of "busting perps"?


dangerfun

mixing alcohol with potentially safe activities in order to increase the fun level while also increasing the possibility of doing physical damage to yourself and the poor bastards around you

Instruction: "a trampoline + copious amounts of alcohol = dangerfun" What is the definition of "dangerfun"?


boyzilian

Context: fuck, that boyzilian hurt

Instruction: " fuck, that boyzilian hurt" What is the definition of "boyzilian"?


dankwanker

a person who lacks the ability to continue a story after being cut off in the middle of it

Instruction: ""hey man, did your buddy just cuss you out and leave? "oh, him? yeah he's just being a little dankwanker today, he'll get over it" What is the definition of "dankwanker"?


dankwanker

an individual who becomes ensconced with rage after losing his train of thought during an anecdote, story, or sexual recounting

Instruction: ""hey did that davis guy ever finish his story? "no, that dankwanker just threw some change at us and stormed off" What is the definition of "dankwanker"?


dankwanker

one who, after failing to complete a story due to mild interruption and his own impatience, masturbates furiously to relieve his self-loathing

Instruction: "hey, have you seen little dee lately? no, he got all pissy earlier, pretty sure he's in his room being a dankwanker" What is the definition of "dankwanker"?


franka

franka's are females that neglect shaving their pubic hair in order to piss of guys who are psyched to go down on a bitch

Instruction: "- i would not go home with that bitch, she's a franka" What is the definition of "franka"?


bourchett

Context: you're a bloody bourchett

(pronounced bore-kett) a common term of abuse used by many people in ipswich and brisbane in queensland australia

Instruction: "you're a bloody bourchett" What is the definition of "bourchett"?


french pac man

the sound made during a good oral sex session

Instruction: "we skipped the arcade, but dude, she totally treated me to the french pac man" What is the definition of "french pac man"?


chourbon

Instruction: "i'm running low on funds, looks like i'll be drinking chourbon tonight" What is the definition of "chourbon"?


awesomesauceness

Instruction: "the photographer lisa rodgers of shoot y'all photography is awesomesauceness" What is the definition of "awesomesauceness"?


churascaria

Context: a brazilian churascaria

a churascaria, or a brazilian steak-house is an all-you-can-eat food (mostly meat) fest

Instruction: "a brazilian churascaria" What is the definition of "churascaria"?


duang

Context: duang is gayyy

a gay african kid who thinks he is cool, common actions include swinging fists in the air, and repeating names of rap songs repeatedly

Instruction: "duang is gayyy" What is the definition of "duang"?


trollied

Instruction: "after that fifth of whistky we were totally fucking trollied" What is the definition of "trollied"?


trollied

[pissed] as a fart, [mashed], [wrecked], tipsy, inebriated, very very drunk

Instruction: "beating germany five:nil was the excuse jasper gave for getting so trollied he couldn't remember his name" What is the definition of "trollied"?


trollied

to get so drunk that you have to be moved around in a shopping trolley

Instruction: "rachelle got so trollied the other night that she woke up in a public bathroom covered in mayo and couldn't remember why" What is the definition of "trollied"?


cats eye

Instruction: "she really got off after inserting the cats eye" What is the definition of "cats eye"?


cats eye

a clear glass marble that contains a single ribbon of color that run through the center

Instruction: "i'll trade you three of my purries for one of your blue cats eye marbles" What is the definition of "cats eye"?


ascension headache

the headache one experiences in specific relation to becoming an ascended being or awakened soul- perhaps not unlike those in stargate

Instruction: ""i'm feeling another ascension headache coming on" What is the definition of "ascension headache"?


elpoep kcalb

elpoep kcalb- code for (read it backwards) if you are in the ghetto and u dont want to die

Instruction: "all these elpoep kcalb are really sketchy and i think that one has a rat" What is the definition of "elpoep kcalb"?


alley cat

Instruction: "an alley cat ran out into the street causing the several cars to swerve" What is the definition of "alley cat"?


alley cat

Instruction: "dont feed the alley cat or she will never go away" What is the definition of "alley cat"?


alley cat

"alley cat  a type of race that bike messengers partake in for fun that simulates the average messenger's work day

Instruction: "i was on my way to work and was nearly run over by a pack of messengers racing an alley cat" What is the definition of "alley cat"?


avon high school

an elite ct high school famous for really bad football players, really good hockey players and sending lots of kids to ivy league schools

Instruction: "dude i'm like sooooooooooooo totaly wasted the avon high school fooball team like" What is the definition of "avon high school"?