bone down

"to engage in intense sexual activity, which includes, but its not limited to getting "fucked" in every position possible multiple times in one sitting

Instruction: "i really want to bone down tonight, do you think mike would be keen?" What is the definition of "bone down"?


bone down

Context: im gonna bone down on some grindage

Instruction: "im gonna bone down on some grindage" What is the definition of "bone down"?


bone down

to chill/hang out with friends during beautiful weather usually throwing around a frisbee or playing dizzy bat on a college campus

Instruction: "dude lets go bone down on the double with the bros and some natty light" What is the definition of "bone down"?


flubberage

being all fat and flubbery while rockin' out   a bad ass excuse for being a bad ass

Instruction: "man their be mad flubberage up in that hizzy the flubberage just oozes out of you  jeez matt your too fucking flubberage for your own good" What is the definition of "flubberage"?


chop chop

Instruction: "damn baby, i could really go for some chop chop right about now" What is the definition of "chop chop"?


chop chop

Instruction: "damn baby, i could really go for some chop chop right about now" What is the definition of "chop chop"?


anus fish

Instruction: "ted: i was down in the sewer looking for the engagement ring i dropped down the sink, and i saw a ginormous anus fish" What is the definition of "anus fish"?


anus fish

Instruction: "ted: i was down in the sewer looking for the engagement ring i dropped down the sink, and i saw a ginormous anus fish" What is the definition of "anus fish"?


anus fish

Context: shut the hell up anus fish

Instruction: "shut the hell up anus fish" What is the definition of "anus fish"?


b hop

an abreviation for the profesional boxer bernard hopkins

Instruction: "yo, b hop kicked that guys ass this wekend" What is the definition of "b hop"?


b hop

Instruction: "yo dude did you see that new b hop at school?" What is the definition of "b hop"?


bajooming

outburst of greatness, excitement, improvement, and/or happiness

Instruction: "my test scores were suddenly bajooming after i started to study" What is the definition of "bajooming"?


bon app�tit

pronounced buhn-a-peh-teet, it is a french phrase meaning good appetite

Instruction: ""frenchdood1: "puis-je avoir quarts?" (can i have fourths?)  frenchdood2:"wow, bon app�tit" What is the definition of "bon app�tit"?


heldin

in the dutch language, heldin means a female hero

Instruction: "a heldin came and saved the day on a beautyfull night, one could see the heldin of stars in the lake" What is the definition of "heldin"?


pagging

to carry a passenger on a bicycle in an around the grimsby/cleethorpes area

Instruction: "i was pagging my mate,when he fell off the seat" What is the definition of "pagging"?


pagging

Instruction: "friend: hey look at that car  other friend: looks like some good pagging" What is the definition of "pagging"?


bitchitivity

the measure and/or condition of one's bitchiness

Instruction: "goddamnit, rebecca, your bitchitivity is getting out of hand" What is the definition of "bitchitivity"?


bandos godsword

"the bandos godsword is a weapon that is created by the finest smiths of runescape, it is one of four godswords that exist as the most expensive weapons: these include

Instruction: "bandos godsword requires 75 attack to weild like every other godsword" What is the definition of "bandos godsword"?


man love

"homoerotic, but not quite homosexual activity between two males

Instruction: "derrick and dillon were in the dogpile sweating, and a moment came along filled with man love" What is the definition of "man love"?


man love

when one man has complete love for eric berry

Instruction: "i show true man love while watching the vols" What is the definition of "man love"?


broaning

when a male is having sex with a female and moans louder and more frequently than she does

Instruction: "person 1: ew dude, i can hear my roommate jeff broaning" What is the definition of "broaning"?


bannen

bannen is the cutest little boy on the face of the earth

Instruction: "did you see that cute little boy?  ya, he is so a bannen" What is the definition of "bannen"?


a dirty pepon

Context: yo bro, time for a dirty pepon

a bolivian cholita ejaculates in your beard

Instruction: "yo bro, time for a dirty pepon" What is the definition of "a dirty pepon"?


over the interwire

Context: "i heard it over the interwire

anything which is available via the internet

Instruction: ""i heard it over the interwire" What is the definition of "over the interwire"?


moofed

Instruction: "when john suddenly disappeared from chat, we assumed he had been moofed" What is the definition of "moofed"?


moofed

Instruction: "when i buy an exclusive outfit im considered moofed" What is the definition of "moofed"?


blue tip

one whose penis is configured in an elliptical manner so as to cut of the circulation of blood to the tip of the penis causing discoloration

Instruction: ""john: "wow, at basketball practice today grant's sack was hanging out and he had such a blue tip" What is the definition of "blue tip"?


man-aging partner

a shrewish, nagging spouse who thereby takes at least two years off of one's life for each year of marriage

Instruction: "sorry, guys, i can't make the game -- the man-aging partner has me on garage cleanout duty, eff me" What is the definition of "man-aging partner"?


adirondack bear claw

when a woman with very large hands gives a man a hand-job

Instruction: ""bob: "hey mike, you know sally right?" mike: "the gal with the huge hands?" bob: "yea,i got an adirondack bear claw" What is the definition of "adirondack bear claw"?


americlam

Instruction: "person1: mate, what's doing tonight? person2: mate, i'm just having sex with my americlam" What is the definition of "americlam"?


adam bomb

a term used in counter-strike: source, when a player amasses a total score of zero throughout an entire half of a scrimmage

Instruction: ""are you going to get a kill, or drop an adam bomb all day?" What is the definition of "adam bomb"?


cumcoon

"when a man has an orgasm so powerful, it covers the majority of the partner's body, resulting in a cocoon like effect

Instruction: "he came so hard he covered me in a cumcoon" What is the definition of "cumcoon"?


5 legged caribou

Context: im about to get that 5 legged caribou

a man on all fours, whose dick is so big it touches the ground

Instruction: "im about to get that 5 legged caribou" What is the definition of "5 legged caribou"?


awesexy

Context: that girl is one awesexy chick

Instruction: "that girl is one awesexy chick" What is the definition of "awesexy"?


bmml

Context: man i think im gonna bmml

Instruction: "man i think im gonna bmml" What is the definition of "bmml"?


a candisay

Instruction: "while planning the next days schedule i experienced a candisay which prevented me from finishing my work earlier" What is the definition of "a candisay"?


brick dance

Instruction: ""ghost ride da whip, brick dancin on da hood  "you want this weed? you have to do the brick dance for it" What is the definition of "brick dance"?


clal

tends to be a nick-name for the coolest of the pack

Instruction: ""so, who's the clal of your grade?  i love clal" What is the definition of "clal"?


adgy

Context: carla f's photos are adgy

Instruction: "carla f's photos are adgy" What is the definition of "adgy"?


adgy

Context: carla f's photos are adgy

Instruction: "carla f's photos are adgy" What is the definition of "adgy"?


femmetastic

"fantastic new lgbt term describing "fantastic" feminine traits, "fantastic" behavior, "fantastic" style, "fantastic" expression, "fantastic" self-perception and so on

Instruction: "ajai is the most femmetastic woman a butch could be luck to get their hands on" What is the definition of "femmetastic"?


rolling a kim

rolling a short, fat, stubby joint that looks like kim kardashian

Instruction: "dude, i want a real joint, stop rolling a kim" What is the definition of "rolling a kim"?


devil's den

Instruction: "scott weiland, singer of stone temple pilots and velvet revolver, moved to the devil's den when he was younger to become a rock star" What is the definition of "devil's den"?


la stroka

la stroka is a legendary creature whose existence is suggested but is widely unrecognized

Instruction: "everything was going great until la stroka showed up and pretended to have a stroke" What is the definition of "la stroka"?


flippity-floppity-floop

Instruction: "yo,yo,yo dawg, randy jackson is in the flippity-floppity-floop" What is the definition of "flippity-floppity-floop"?


blame storming

where an organisation gets toether to pick out a suitable excuse or scapegoat

Instruction: "after a good blame storming session doctor martins shoe company decided to blame the job losses on the effects of 9/11" What is the definition of "blame storming"?


big doris

Instruction: "martha stewart better hopes she doesn't end up being cellmates with big doris" What is the definition of "big doris"?


brown bowtie

"the act of doing a girl in the turd cutter and the proceding to slide your meatpole between her melons resulting in what appears to be a "brown bowtie"

Instruction: "jen had to shower after i gave her a gnarly brown bowtie because her chest smelt like shit" What is the definition of "brown bowtie"?


guam bomb

the shittiest car you can ever own that will make obnoxious noise when you start the engine

Instruction: "guy #1: that's one ugly guam bomb guy #2: i know" What is the definition of "guam bomb"?


guam bomb

a old, small, cheap guam car bought for use while stationed on guam

Instruction: "the military only ships one car, so we got a guam bomb for a second set of wheels while we're here" What is the definition of "guam bomb"?


charp putze

Context: damn,that virgin has a charp putze

Instruction: "damn,that virgin has a charp putze" What is the definition of "charp putze"?


when a woman milkstamps someone while she is wearing a bra but no shirt or torso covering clothing

Instruction: "she gave me a 2 so hard that the impression of her bra left marks on my face" What is the definition of "2"?


dirt dragon

the dry, scale like skin a man acquires on his penis from chaffing due to anal sex without lube

Instruction: "man, i got the dirt dragon from that [girl] last night, i should have used lube" What is the definition of "dirt dragon"?


dirt dragon

the act of mashing ones flaccid penis into a females [butt-hole] until said penis slithers in like a dragon

Instruction: "i couldn't get hard last night so i had to give her the ol' dirt dragon" What is the definition of "dirt dragon"?


cooliodrumdiddlyumdums

vikki's amazing word, meaning cool, amazing in a nice way!

Instruction: "that false-alram gig was totally cooliodrumdiddlyumdums" What is the definition of "cooliodrumdiddlyumdums"?


cooliodrumdiddlyumdums

Context: viki is cooliodrumdiddlyumdums

the most amazing word that the coolest girl eva made up

Instruction: "viki is cooliodrumdiddlyumdums" What is the definition of "cooliodrumdiddlyumdums"?


baconswag

the state of euphoria induced only through bacon indulgence

Instruction: "mark woke up in a terrible mood, but after eating a delicious breakfast that included bacon, he got his baconswag back" What is the definition of "baconswag"?


8-x =p~

Instruction: "i gave 8-x =p~ to my neighbor's daughter" What is the definition of "8-x =p~"?


abe cabe

Instruction: "if you got a lil abe cabe on ya i can get some food" What is the definition of "abe cabe"?


crazy life

when the world is crazy around you and you feel the world is out to get you

Instruction: "i was in my room thinking crazy thoughts and i felt the world was after me and i felt very angry at crazy life" What is the definition of "crazy life"?


bone thugs n harmony

Context: bone thugs n harmony are real rappers

the best fucking rap group unlike g-unit and fake rappers like that

Instruction: "bone thugs n harmony are real rappers" What is the definition of "bone thugs n harmony"?


bone thugs n harmony

Context: bone thugs n harmony are real rappers

the best fucking rap group unlike g-unit and fake rappers like that

Instruction: "bone thugs n harmony are real rappers" What is the definition of "bone thugs n harmony"?


ashima

Context: hey, ashima

Instruction: "hey, ashima" What is the definition of "ashima"?


ashima

the meaning of this word is a slut in sanskrit

Instruction: "hey she sleeps with everyone's boyfriend she's an ashima dont u know ?" What is the definition of "ashima"?


bedworth

Context: this town is as bad as bedworth

a shitty town in the west midlands full of indians and pikeys

Instruction: "this town is as bad as bedworth" What is the definition of "bedworth"?


facial recognition

when you're about to call someone on video chat and you wait till the moment it opens to cum directly onto the webcam, blinding their vision

Instruction: "so i gave fred a call the other day on skype, only to get blocked by facial recognition" What is the definition of "facial recognition"?


anal slushy

when you are fucking someone in the ass and you want to spice things up a bit

Instruction: "this girl/guy i was fucking wanted to spice things up a bit so i decided to give them an anal slushy" What is the definition of "anal slushy"?


bbflab

Context: you are my bbflab

bestest buddy for life and beyond  a much cooler and more meaningful term then the lame old, bff

Instruction: "you are my bbflab" What is the definition of "bbflab"?


blowhio

Context: i'm in blowhio with my family

a nickname for [ohio] and how much it sucks

Instruction: "i'm in blowhio with my family" What is the definition of "blowhio"?


when the girl is sucking ur dick and ur eating her out another person comes and eats out ur asshole

Instruction: "dude i was 69'n then my friend came and ate out my ass to make a 69z" What is the definition of "69z"?


909 area code

Instruction: "chino and ontario are examples of a 909 area code city on the brink of collapse into social, welfare and economic chaos" What is the definition of "909 area code"?


hydroplaning

(1)when a male rubs the head of his  penis on a the lips of a females virgina, just to making her horney and wet

Instruction: ""(1)damn son i was hella hydroplaning that hoe seema's pussy last nite, made that pussy hella wet" What is the definition of "hydroplaning"?


hydroplaning

(1)when a male rubs the head of his  penis on a the lips of a females virgina, just to making her horney and wet

Instruction: ""(1)damn son i was hella hydroplaning that hoe seema's pussy last nite, made that pussy hella wet" What is the definition of "hydroplaning"?


basebaw

Instruction: "fwanco: i pwayed basebaw today and stwuck out the battaw when i thwough the ball stwaight in the stwike zone" What is the definition of "basebaw"?


coon smile

"from a brooks and dunn song "hillbilly deluxe"

Instruction: "couple kids, sweet thing driving a fastback  shoot em coon smile  hoping that they smile back" What is the definition of "coon smile"?


coon smile

"a smile a black person gives to try to catch the attention  of the "ladiez""

Instruction: "i flash her a coon smile and hope she smiles back- brooks and dunn" What is the definition of "coon smile"?


pee buddy

Context: amy: who will be my pee buddy tonight?

the assigned friend who helps you in the bathroom when you are too drunk to do your business by yourself

Instruction: "amy: who will be my pee buddy tonight?" What is the definition of "pee buddy"?


penny-arcade

a web-comic that doesn't get nearly enough credit from you guys :p

Instruction: "penny-arcade is at least worth checking out- penny-arcade" What is the definition of "penny-arcade"?


all over the map

1)describing a situation that is diverse or disorganized

Instruction: "1)we can't stay in business if our finances are gonna be all over the map like this" What is the definition of "all over the map"?


all over the map

Instruction: "he looked for grandpa all over the map when he ran away from the hospital" What is the definition of "all over the map"?


backdoor freezer burn

backdoor freezer burn is when a guy is fucking a girl from behind and has a jar of icy hot within reach

Instruction: "hey, why was sahil crying when he left the party?  yeah, about that, ben actually gave him a backdoor freezer burn" What is the definition of "backdoor freezer burn"?


gsab

Context: hang on a sec, gsab

Instruction: "hang on a sec, gsab" What is the definition of "gsab"?


badass pimp

Instruction: "yeah, he's a total badass pimp on the dance floor" What is the definition of "badass pimp"?


ldn

Context: stop being an ldn and drink

Instruction: "stop being an ldn and drink" What is the definition of "ldn"?


ldn

london [in the uk] a term normally used by uk garage artists to show where they are reppin'

Instruction: ""in dizzee rascals song dream he mentiond ldn "im from do ldn dont keep forgeting that, and the big uk i stay reppin' at""" What is the definition of "ldn"?


ldn

1 - ldn - short for london, found on caps or t-shirts  2 -ldn - sometimes people pronouce l

Instruction: ""1 - ' iam going down to the ldn this weekend '  2 - 'ldn, "what?"" What is the definition of "ldn"?


ldn

Instruction: "i asked my doctor to write me a script for ldn" What is the definition of "ldn"?


ldn

Instruction: "elizabeth seton school, mindanao building 3rd floor ldn" What is the definition of "ldn"?


adam smithee

Instruction: "i can't believe my movie turned out so crappy, better slap adam smithee on the credits or else my career's over" What is the definition of "adam smithee"?


anhdoaning

a weird sex act most commonly involving a butter knife

Instruction: "did you see that couple in the bushes? they were totally anhdoaning" What is the definition of "anhdoaning"?


booty flaps

booty flaps in another word for ass or but cheeks

Instruction: "yo tom that chick at the bar last night had really nice booty flaps" What is the definition of "booty flaps"?


sloore

Context: ashley b is such a sloore

someone so slutty and so whorish, that you just have to call them both names at the same time

Instruction: "ashley b is such a sloore" What is the definition of "sloore"?


alien corkscrew

twisting technique used by mexican drug lords during inhalation of cocaine

Instruction: "the only way to get the full effect of this amazing cocaine is by using the alien corkscrew method" What is the definition of "alien corkscrew"?


hwa

hoes with attitude, a group that emerged after nwa blew up

Instruction: "hwa was a rip-off of nwa, obviously, but was still signed to eazy e's ruthless records" What is the definition of "hwa"?


hwa

Context: my hwa is totally flying at half-mast

an inner sense of confidence and attractiveness that manifests itself externally

Instruction: "my hwa is totally flying at half-mast" What is the definition of "hwa"?


baby juice

the fluid a man releases from his penis when he ejaculates during sex

Instruction: "eric let out a moan as he climaxed and shot his baby juice deep into his woman's pussy" What is the definition of "baby juice"?


baby juice

when complainers cry about something, they are normally whining for baby juice

Instruction: "dude, quit complaining, you want me to get you some baby juice or something?" What is the definition of "baby juice"?


baby juice

Context: that test last class was baby juice

when a task will be extremely easy to do

Instruction: "that test last class was baby juice" What is the definition of "baby juice"?


arctic gooch

a temporary condition usually obtained when one's genitals and gooch (the area which attaches the ball sack to the ass hole) are doused in super cold, almost freezing water

Instruction: "after he went into the ocean in the winter, he suffered from a severe case of arctic gooch" What is the definition of "arctic gooch"?


asian beard

a few stubbles of hair coming from the chin

Instruction: "hey man i see you haven't shaved in a few days, nice asian beard" What is the definition of "asian beard"?


asian beard

a few stubbles of hair coming from the chin

Instruction: "hey man i see you haven't shaved in a few days, nice asian beard" What is the definition of "asian beard"?


graben

term sometimes used instead of the game title 'counter-strike' (the multiplayer mod for 'halflife')

Instruction: "look at those geebens playing their graben" What is the definition of "graben"?


betty roll

while under the influence of alcohol or any other substance, you attempt to do your best somersault on a carpeted floor

Instruction: "person 1: duuuuuude i'm so drunk, i think i wanna do a betty roll" What is the definition of "betty roll"?


aquanard

Instruction: "bill did an aquanard while waiting for his friends" What is the definition of "aquanard"?


va jizzle

Instruction: "i seen this hot guy and i got va jizzle all over in my pants" What is the definition of "va jizzle"?


camp greylock

Context: the camp greylock boys

an all boys sports oriented camp in becket, mass

Instruction: "the camp greylock boys" What is the definition of "camp greylock"?


frydwedge

fried due to sun poisoning wedge- abbrev

Instruction: "i've never seen a better looking frydwedge" What is the definition of "frydwedge"?


michael richards

Instruction: "oh man, i totally pulled a michael richards at work today" What is the definition of "michael richards"?


michael richards

Instruction: "my friend called michael richards a hateful racist, but i knew he was just a has-been actor who couldn't even insult someone correctly" What is the definition of "michael richards"?


michael richards

a stellar comic who was the real star of the tv show [seinfeld]

Instruction: "michael richards fucked up [big time] that night in the las vegas casino" What is the definition of "michael richards"?


art homework

an excused used to say your going to go masturbate

Instruction: "john: hey marcus you wanna go to the movies?? marcus: nah man i have to go do my art homework ;)" What is the definition of "art homework"?


angel wings

while having sex and the man is on the top and the women

Instruction: "last night i was totally railing this chick and she gave me a nice set of angel wings" What is the definition of "angel wings"?


angel wings

Context: 1) seraphim had angel wings

Instruction: "1) seraphim had angel wings" What is the definition of "angel wings"?


angel wings

when a male takes an anorexic woman and lays her down facedown

Instruction: "guy 1:damn that chick has some angel wings" What is the definition of "angel wings"?


erpat

Context: binugbog ako ng erpat ko kagabi

Instruction: "binugbog ako ng erpat ko kagabi" What is the definition of "erpat"?


elliotrodgerzoned

when a guy gets friendzoned so much that he goes berzerk and kills women

Instruction: "tyler elliotrodgerzoned 4 random girls in the street because he could never get any poon" What is the definition of "elliotrodgerzoned"?


commissary

in the context of incarceration, a store for provisions available to inmates on occasion

Instruction: "i heard that nigga from cell block d copped nuff cig's from commissary" What is the definition of "commissary"?


diggnation

Context: diggnation is a truely great podcast

an awesome pod/videocast with former g4-techtv hosts kevin rose and alex albrecht

Instruction: "diggnation is a truely great podcast" What is the definition of "diggnation"?


changity chang

Instruction: "wow, jason is so hot, i love that changity chang" What is the definition of "changity chang"?


chin sack

Context: try doing the chin sack on someone

chin sacking is balling your fist up and putting the hollow of your hand on a person’s chin, which resembles a scrotum

Instruction: "try doing the chin sack on someone" What is the definition of "chin sack"?


canadian jew

Context: hey ya canadian jew

Instruction: "hey ya canadian jew" What is the definition of "canadian jew"?


aaron ecstasy

internet royalty, hometown celebrity, royal bitch

Instruction: "dude, you've never heard of aaron ecstasy" What is the definition of "aaron ecstasy"?


cock smash

Context: " sloan lamb is such a cock smash

an often word used to describe sloan lamb

Instruction: "" sloan lamb is such a cock smash" What is the definition of "cock smash"?


abend

Context: abend is comin hardcore

abnormal end - abnormal termination (of software)

Instruction: "abend is comin hardcore" What is the definition of "abend"?


honey-glow

the honey-glow is a term from the movie wreck-it-ralph which is another word for butterflies, happiness, or love

Instruction: "fix-it-felix: she gives me the honey-glow something awful :d dc local: me too" What is the definition of "honey-glow"?


itary

Context: japan: herro itary

Instruction: "japan: herro itary" What is the definition of "itary"?


japanese flag

when a woman experiences her period in the middle of the night while sleeping on white sheets, leaving a giant red dot

Instruction: "i gotta get new bed sheets, i woke up on the japanese flag this morning" What is the definition of "japanese flag"?


japanese flag

describes the effect of eating too much hot food, on the anus

Instruction: "man that vindaloo just reached the other end, burned so much i was jumping round the toilet rim, now i got an arse like a japanese flag" What is the definition of "japanese flag"?


japanese flag

a post [diarrhea], somewhat chafed [rusty bullet hole]

Instruction: "last night's [ruby murray] has got me sitting on a japanese flag today" What is the definition of "japanese flag"?


japanese flag

when a female has her period while wearing white pants or skirt

Instruction: "when she bent over to get her pen, the boys were treated to her japanese flag" What is the definition of "japanese flag"?


japanese flag

Instruction: "last nights vindaloo left me with an arse like a japanese flag" What is the definition of "japanese flag"?


fbtf

Context: yo im gonna go get fbtf

fruit by the foot, a great treat, tasty, similar to fruit snacks but a diff

Instruction: "yo im gonna go get fbtf" What is the definition of "fbtf"?


califlower ear

when a dude cumz in a girl/boyss ear and she doesnt get it

Instruction: "omg i was fucking this dude and he took it out and he gave me a califlower ear" What is the definition of "califlower ear"?


flesh flute

Context: david is a master at the flesh flute

a mans penis, especially when another person is playing it

Instruction: "david is a master at the flesh flute" What is the definition of "flesh flute"?


flesh flute

Instruction: "yo, i bet that guy plays the flesh flute" What is the definition of "flesh flute"?


depphead

a person who greatly enjoys the music, movies, art, speakings and friends of johnny depp and particularly his genius and marvellous quirks

Instruction: "she was reading a kerouac book like a true depphead" What is the definition of "depphead"?


swagtag

just as the name foreshadows, a swagtag is a combination of swag and hashtag

Instruction: ""yo, dude, did you see his swagtag from last night?" What is the definition of "swagtag"?


aptos high school

the best high school in santa cruz county

Instruction: "it's a great day to be an aptos high school mariner" What is the definition of "aptos high school"?


upstart knockoff

the upstart knockoff effect is when a character appears that closely resembles a pre-existing character

Instruction: "come on then if you think you can take me on, you upstart knockoff" What is the definition of "upstart knockoff"?


bruce willis

Context: bruce willis is the man

Instruction: "bruce willis is the man" What is the definition of "bruce willis"?


bruce willis

Context: holy shit, it's bruce willis

he who makes [chuck norris] look like [richard simmons]

Instruction: "holy shit, it's bruce willis" What is the definition of "bruce willis"?


bruce willis

Context: imma pull a bruce willis on yo' fat ass

the coolest man ever, known for his toughness and baldness

Instruction: "imma pull a bruce willis on yo' fat ass" What is the definition of "bruce willis"?


bruce willis

"bruce willis was born on the moon before the dawn of time

Instruction: "there are rumors that bruce willis created a sucky jazz album" What is the definition of "bruce willis"?


bruce willis

Instruction: ""best quote from all die hard movies said by bruce willis  "yippe-ki-yay-mother fucker"  youtube video /watch?v=vtrtwcjk1ei"" What is the definition of "bruce willis"?


bruce willis

Context: i'm gonner bruce willis your ass

bruce willis is without a doubt thee hardest man alive

Instruction: "i'm gonner bruce willis your ass" What is the definition of "bruce willis"?


fire breather

rather odd slang for a [lesbian], paired with [laser knee]

Instruction: ""dude, i totally think that chick's a fire breather" What is the definition of "fire breather"?


fire breather

a fire breather is when the guy punches whoever is sucking their dick in the face, then making them go back to sucking the dick

Instruction: "nell was always rumored by the jocks to be a messy little fire breather" What is the definition of "fire breather"?


fire breather

rather odd slang for a [lesbian], paired with [laser knee]

Instruction: ""dude, i totally think that chick's a fire breather" What is the definition of "fire breather"?


fire breather

a fire breather is when the guy punches whoever is sucking their dick in the face, then making them go back to sucking the dick

Instruction: "nell was always rumored by the jocks to be a messy little fire breather" What is the definition of "fire breather"?


asphixiation wank

hanging yourself and trying to cum before you die

Instruction: "dude wheres james ??  i dont know probably had an asphixiation wank" What is the definition of "asphixiation wank"?


brown eyed girl

Context: wow, i wish i was a brown eyed girl

pertaining to a person of the female gender, existing with peculiar facial features

Instruction: "wow, i wish i was a brown eyed girl" What is the definition of "brown eyed girl"?


ajdkfak

Context: ajdkfak -

when someone gets madish and doesn't know how to respond

Instruction: "ajdkfak -" What is the definition of "ajdkfak"?


brains foggots

these are sold in supermarkets in the united kingdom

Instruction: "mum did you remember to buy brains foggots today?" What is the definition of "brains foggots"?


afro-cubit

Instruction: "man, that blizzard must have laid at least an afro-cubit of snow on the ground" What is the definition of "afro-cubit"?


corianne

corianne is an extremely attractive woman

Instruction: "corianne is so beautiful i wish i was dating corianne why can't i be more like corianne?" What is the definition of "corianne"?


corianne

Context: will you marry me corianne

a sexy beast with an awesome bellybutton

Instruction: "will you marry me corianne" What is the definition of "corianne"?


a pinch of shit

Instruction: "how's that new holden mate? mate it ain't worth a pinch of shit" What is the definition of "a pinch of shit"?


crap bag

a colorful way to describe a person who is a total idiot and completely worthless

Instruction: "- crap bag actually thought i would give him another chance" What is the definition of "crap bag"?


crap bag

Context: you stole my crap bag present

a gift exchange among freinds and family of gifts that range from whimsical to humorous to just plain crappy

Instruction: "you stole my crap bag present" What is the definition of "crap bag"?


big bang boat revolution

a set of events, usually beginning with a brilliant idea, that causes excitement, then chaotic tempest, and culminates with an end-product that is better than anyone ever imagined

Instruction: ""a director shouts on set: "listen people, we're in the middle of a big bang boat revolution here" What is the definition of "big bang boat revolution"?


abracadabrant

Instruction: "you are one of the most abracadabrant creations under the sun" What is the definition of "abracadabrant"?


carragan

Instruction: "look at that carragan over there she must be a gold digger" What is the definition of "carragan"?


salad-dodger

Context: that salad-dodger is eating another kfc

Instruction: "that salad-dodger is eating another kfc" What is the definition of "salad-dodger"?


boychick

Context: my boychick will be home soon

Instruction: "my boychick will be home soon" What is the definition of "boychick"?


bonergizing

when you don't jerk off your boner so you can have more energy for activities

Instruction: "i'm bonergizing for a week so i'm ready for the big game this weekend" What is the definition of "bonergizing"?


grizzleguts

Context: don't be such a grizzleguts

Instruction: "don't be such a grizzleguts" What is the definition of "grizzleguts"?


toss bag

Context: damn it jerry, you're such a toss bag

Instruction: "damn it jerry, you're such a toss bag" What is the definition of "toss bag"?


crafy

Context: he's one crafy bastard

the act of charming and wooing opponents, with both demeanor and lust provoking attire, as a means of manipulation and distraction

Instruction: "he's one crafy bastard" What is the definition of "crafy"?


bulunkalunks

Context: fuck off you fat bulunkalunks

Instruction: "fuck off you fat bulunkalunks" What is the definition of "bulunkalunks"?


corn cake

Instruction: "after eating mexican food, magnum had to drop a corn cake" What is the definition of "corn cake"?


lay a train

"what we plan to do to (more specifically 'on') mike c

Instruction: "when she comes up, we will lay a train on her face" What is the definition of "lay a train"?


gotsta

Context: i gotsta get this shoe out of my ass

"a retarded abbreviation of the two words "got to

Instruction: "i gotsta get this shoe out of my ass" What is the definition of "gotsta"?


gotsta

Context: i gotsta get paid, b

Instruction: "i gotsta get paid, b" What is the definition of "gotsta"?


gotsta

how [rugrats] pronunce 'gotta' or 'got to' or even 'have to'

Instruction: "we gotsta sabe the dawggy from teh vacflume streamer" What is the definition of "gotsta"?


gotsta

Context: i gotsta get paid

Instruction: "i gotsta get paid" What is the definition of "gotsta"?


gotsta

Context: i gotsta go get me some grub

Instruction: "i gotsta go get me some grub" What is the definition of "gotsta"?


gotsta

something that you feel a strong urge to do

Instruction: "i gotsta get some money before the bank takes my car" What is the definition of "gotsta"?


gotsta

"a vanilla-ice-style way of saying "i/you/her/she/we/they" must

Instruction: ""the slowest selling album of all time "screech gotsta get [fonky]" What is the definition of "gotsta"?


gotsta

dumb-ass method of stating a very simple phrase from the english language

Instruction: "the illerate fool said, 'i gotsta go home" What is the definition of "gotsta"?


gotsta

Instruction: "man, i gotsta get with that honey over there" What is the definition of "gotsta"?


gotsta

ghettobonic word for a need to or wanto by a straight up nigga

Instruction: "nigga, i gotsta get the new fitty-cent album dog, it's the bomb diggity" What is the definition of "gotsta"?


asian persuasion

the spell cast upon an individual in love with members of the asian race

Instruction: "ahhhh, that tina, she's under the asian persuasion" What is the definition of "asian persuasion"?


asian persuasion

Instruction: "guy: did you hear she's dating peng? girl: haha, well i guess she has a thing for that asian persuasion" What is the definition of "asian persuasion"?


Instruction: "the kerry supporters got a c0ck in there asses" What is the definition of "c0ck"?


gigantic black cock, so big that it is spelled with a zero instead of an 'o'

Instruction: "that c0ck was so big even the slutty telnet nine couldnt handle it's wraith" What is the definition of "c0ck"?


gigantic chinese cock, so big that it is spelled with a zero instead of an 'o'

Instruction: "omg, that chinese dude's c0ck is killing that blonde" What is the definition of "c0ck"?


carnival of carnage

a circus-like gathering featuring amazing rides and performers of all stripes

Instruction: "me and 5 friends from my town drove to the super awesome carnival of carnage this year" What is the definition of "carnival of carnage"?


belligerated

the act of being belligerently drunk while simultaneously being obliterated, often resulting in a slew of reckless behavior

Instruction: "sally was so belligerated that she stripped butt naked and danced on the bar" What is the definition of "belligerated"?


belligerated

Context: lets get some 40s and get belligerated

a combination of belligerant and obliterated

Instruction: "lets get some 40s and get belligerated" What is the definition of "belligerated"?


belligerated

the act of being belligerently drunk while simultaneously being obliterated, often resulting in a slew of reckless behavior

Instruction: "sally was so belligerated that she stripped butt naked and danced on the bar" What is the definition of "belligerated"?


belligerated

Context: lets get some 40s and get belligerated

a combination of belligerant and obliterated

Instruction: "lets get some 40s and get belligerated" What is the definition of "belligerated"?


bromeliads

a large family of flowering plants native to the tropical and warm temperate of the united states

Instruction: "bromeliads are found in the conopy's, of rainforests" What is the definition of "bromeliads"?


frippin

Context: oh my frippin god

Instruction: "oh my frippin god" What is the definition of "frippin"?


cock smuggler

a male or (usually) female who is sexually promiscuous

Instruction: ""two guys in one night?  you're such a cock smuggler" What is the definition of "cock smuggler"?


cock smuggler

the act of trying to hide a boner in a group of people of public place

Instruction: "i was a cock smuggler when the teacher called me up to the board" What is the definition of "cock smuggler"?


cock smuggler

one who sneaks cock across the border of two countries in order to avoid paying taxes on said cock

Instruction: "mikayla brought 150 cocks into this country illegally, she's a cock smuggler" What is the definition of "cock smuggler"?


code red

describes the condition when diarrhea is inevitable and a restroom of any sort must be found immediately

Instruction: "uncle charlie rushed to the nearest bathroom as his condition worsened to code red" What is the definition of "code red"?


code red

a rule, code, convention or practice that is unwritten so it is [plausibly deniable] by those who order, use and/or enforce it

Instruction: ""in the movie, "a few good men", colonel jessup had his subordinates execute a [plausibly deniable] code red to physically discipline another soldier under his command" What is the definition of "code red"?


code red

the process of a woman putting her period blood into a empty water bottle then, somone ellse drinking the blood out of said water bottle

Instruction: "linda: last night,carl drank some of my code red" What is the definition of "code red"?


code red

Context: ashlee's mom is code red

a very sexually attractive mom based on the [milf] scale from blue to red

Instruction: "ashlee's mom is code red" What is the definition of "code red"?


code red

describes the condition when diarrhea is inevitable and a restroom of any sort must be found immediately

Instruction: "uncle charlie rushed to the nearest bathroom as his condition worsened to code red" What is the definition of "code red"?


code red

a rule, code, convention or practice that is unwritten so it is [plausibly deniable] by those who order, use and/or enforce it

Instruction: ""in the movie, "a few good men", colonel jessup had his subordinates execute a [plausibly deniable] code red to physically discipline another soldier under his command" What is the definition of "code red"?


code red

the process of a woman putting her period blood into a empty water bottle then, somone ellse drinking the blood out of said water bottle

Instruction: "linda: last night,carl drank some of my code red" What is the definition of "code red"?


code red

Context: ashlee's mom is code red

a very sexually attractive mom based on the [milf] scale from blue to red

Instruction: "ashlee's mom is code red" What is the definition of "code red"?


cock'n'becca n

1)basically it means a person who is female and grows a penis at puberty  oh mi gawd dat girl got a cock'n'becca n

Instruction: "person 1-oh mi gawd dat girl grew a cock'n'becca n  person 2-geez not again  person 1-i bet hers is bigger than dusks  person 2-yeah man and roxys" What is the definition of "cock'n'becca n"?


manscaping

when men shave or trim their cock and balls

Instruction: "i have a big date tonight i should do some manscaping" What is the definition of "manscaping"?


manscaping

Instruction: "even the legend himself has no idea what manscaping is" What is the definition of "manscaping"?


manscaping

Instruction: "my boyfriend was manscaping his back hair for me yesterday" What is the definition of "manscaping"?


manscaping

to trim male pubes back to a reasonable bush

Instruction: "oh man my pubes kept getting stuck in my fly so i did a little manscaping" What is the definition of "manscaping"?


manscaping

a word used to discribe the shaving of a males pubic /chest/ and back hairs

Instruction: "i got my manscaping done this evening, before she came over for the midnight snack" What is the definition of "manscaping"?


doom iii

Instruction: "doom iii is so fuckin' tight; i'm already looking forward to a sequel" What is the definition of "doom iii"?


dirka dirka

"one of the 3 words in the islamic language, these are "dirka dirka", "muhammad", and "[jihad]"

Instruction: ""islamic:  "muhammad jihad dirka dirka jihad, dirka dirka muhammad" What is the definition of "dirka dirka"?


dirka dirka

Context: terrorist: dirka dirka

main phrase in any terrorist language along with jihad

Instruction: "terrorist: dirka dirka" What is the definition of "dirka dirka"?


dirka dirka

Instruction: "jill walks up to bobby and proceeds to air hump at him while making the sound dirka dirka" What is the definition of "dirka dirka"?


agave boon massage

an agave boon massage is a particularly rare kind of massage that was created in thailand in the 12th century for members of the thai aristocracy

Instruction: "you can go golf, but i will be getting an agave boon massage" What is the definition of "agave boon massage"?


bitch button

the ignore button on your cellphone when you receive a call

Instruction: "i could tell she hit the bitch button because her voicemail came up after one ring" What is the definition of "bitch button"?


dr phoprah

Context: wow, don't be a dr phoprah

Instruction: "wow, don't be a dr phoprah" What is the definition of "dr phoprah"?


the act of snorting cocaine using a crazy straw

Instruction: "i totally just did a 1pang last night with my crazy straw" What is the definition of "1pang"?


burgerwolf

one who stops at nothing to destroy every burger in sight

Instruction: "harry: watch out dude, there's a burgerwolf behind you" What is the definition of "burgerwolf"?


hood-wash

to receive fellatio, or to get a blow-job

Instruction: "yo man i got the sickest hood-wash from this hottie last night" What is the definition of "hood-wash"?


mulle

Context: "hey mulle "hey""

mulle is a nickname for an awesome person often used by young people

Instruction: ""hey mulle "hey""" What is the definition of "mulle"?


mulle

Context: "geile mulle da dr�ben

Instruction: ""geile mulle da dr�ben" What is the definition of "mulle"?


charlotto

Context: person 1: look at that charlotto

charlotto is basically a young girl with a beard

Instruction: "person 1: look at that charlotto" What is the definition of "charlotto"?


ashom

Context: wow she is ashom at times

Instruction: "wow she is ashom at times" What is the definition of "ashom"?


amazonicade

when amazon takes so long to deliver your dvds/books that it feel like a decade since you ordered them

Instruction: "sara:hey, have you're friends dvds arrived yet? meagan: no, this amazonukkah is turing into an amazonicade" What is the definition of "amazonicade"?


bogacki

Instruction: "i didn't learn a thing from that bogacki" What is the definition of "bogacki"?


alabama milkshake

when you get done having anal sex with some girl you pull it out, pour ranch dressing into the ass, and suck that bad boy out with a staw

Instruction: "after having anal sex try out that alabama milkshake" What is the definition of "alabama milkshake"?


aurther

Context: god damn i think i have aurther

when your dick gets swollen and falls off

Instruction: "god damn i think i have aurther" What is the definition of "aurther"?


fam-a-lams

Context: what's up wit cha fam-a-lams

"another way of saying family  - this was created by a member of hotsuey known only as the "kid""

Instruction: "what's up wit cha fam-a-lams" What is the definition of "fam-a-lams"?


a-ville

Context: reppin' a-ville 24/7, ya heard?

a shortened version of the infamous town on long island, [amityville]

Instruction: "reppin' a-ville 24/7, ya heard?" What is the definition of "a-ville"?


berlin airlift

when you finger a girl and you lift them up in the air and you shift into the hitler salute while holding them in the air

Instruction: "teacher: the berlin airlift in 1948 supplied food and fuel to citizens of west berlin when the russians closed off land access to berlin" What is the definition of "berlin airlift"?


berlin airlift

calling out a cup prior to a shot during a game of beer pong /beirut claiming that said cup will be the one aforementioned shot will land in

Instruction: "[to your opponents]: here comes the berlin airlift" What is the definition of "berlin airlift"?


anal irrigation

the cleaning out of someones butthole using tounge, toes, or crayola crayons

Instruction: "giancarlo performed anal irrigation on casey" What is the definition of "anal irrigation"?


bliss bubble

bliss bubble: uncontrollable, nonstop laughter increasing in intensity until you realize you are experiencing a serious abdominal work out

Instruction: "we were once again caught in the most amazing unforgettable bliss bubble" What is the definition of "bliss bubble"?


cockload

Instruction: "there were a cockload of people at the concert" What is the definition of "cockload"?


bigfuzzyarchon

Context: bigfuzzyarchon is meh bitch

Instruction: "bigfuzzyarchon is meh bitch" What is the definition of "bigfuzzyarchon"?


bigfuzzyarchon

Context: bigfuzzyarchon 0wnz 1shot1kill

an uber 1337 h4x0r who play's battlefield 1942 and unreal tournament 2003 and everybody loves him

Instruction: "bigfuzzyarchon 0wnz 1shot1kill" What is the definition of "bigfuzzyarchon"?


cookie wrangler

when you stick it up her butt, she shits, and you pull your cock out with the poo all over and jack off on her face

Instruction: "that guy was being a cookie wrangler in that chicks ass and she couldn't walk for two days" What is the definition of "cookie wrangler"?


oral orgasm

the reaction of the mouth to something that tastes so good your mouth experiences ecstacy

Instruction: "that sushi was so good i had an oral orgasm" What is the definition of "oral orgasm"?


bryan hussey

Context: "dude, you're being such a bryan hussey

a man that retains angelic qualities similar to that of a god

Instruction: ""dude, you're being such a bryan hussey" What is the definition of "bryan hussey"?


clit flicker

"clit flicker (clit being short for [clitoris]) basically means oral sex on a woman

Instruction: ""woman: "i heard that the guy down the street is such an awesome clit flicker he makes girls orgasm in less than a minute" What is the definition of "clit flicker"?


afua

pronunciation: \ə-fo͞o-ə\ function: proper noun

Instruction: "afua is going to be a world renowned surgeon in a few years" What is the definition of "afua"?


aim high and touch the sky

"the gangsta way of giving your friend the "all-clear" to approach and attempt to seduce a female with his (or her) lower regions

Instruction: ""we were all alone, and she was half naked and drunk so i knew it was time to aim high and touch the sky" What is the definition of "aim high and touch the sky"?


Context: barry manilow 4tehwin

a mocking way to cheer on something or someone

Instruction: "barry manilow 4tehwin" What is the definition of "4tehwin"?


fwoomp

the easily recognizable noise made by the noob tube (m203 rifle mounted grenade launcher) in cod 4

Instruction: "so i was upstairs about to snipe that guy behind the bus and then i just heard that fwoomp and i was down" What is the definition of "fwoomp"?


fwoomp

the sound made when something becomes stuck in something else

Instruction: "a cat gets sucked into a vacuum hose which makes a loud fwoomp" What is the definition of "fwoomp"?


decked out

when a man is wearing very nice clothes, or the latest fashions (pimp clothes)and is matching perfectly

Instruction: "o shit son, look at dat white boy all decked out and shit nigga" What is the definition of "decked out"?


decked out

when a fat girl gets dressed up in expensive clothing and walks(wattles) around as she pertends she's the hottest girl in the hood

Instruction: "dee: yo bro you see that sexy fat bitch? mac: yeah bro she's totally decked out" What is the definition of "decked out"?


decked out

Context: aw man, harry just got decked out

to be punched or 'decked' so hard that one is knocked out or 'out cold'

Instruction: "aw man, harry just got decked out" What is the definition of "decked out"?


decked out

Context: my weekend is decked out

Instruction: "my weekend is decked out" What is the definition of "decked out"?


decked out

Context: i was so decked out to see my ex

to be excited about seeing someone, doing something, etc

Instruction: "i was so decked out to see my ex" What is the definition of "decked out"?


Instruction: "after you bury the body, allways 194 the evidence" What is the definition of "194"?


bunker love

this is a term commonly used in military circles

Instruction: "that guy from the motor pool just got back from getting some bunker love" What is the definition of "bunker love"?


piyali

Context: person 1: oh, piyali

a female who is super sweet, beautiful in all respects and oblivious to the above two facts

Instruction: "person 1: oh, piyali" What is the definition of "piyali"?


jesus condom

a term used for a nonexistent condom, derived from the fact that jesus was a virgin and therefore would not have needed a condom at all

Instruction: "yeah, me and janet hit it off with a jesus condom last night" What is the definition of "jesus condom"?


alt-fapping

using the alt-tab combination on windows machines to hide pornographic images or websites to avoid getting busted by your boss, parents of teacher

Instruction: "[oh balls], i've been alt-fapping the entire morning because my boss walked by everytime i tried watching [pr0n]" What is the definition of "alt-fapping"?


i like pie

Context: i like pie

Instruction: "i like pie" What is the definition of "i like pie"?


i like pie

a phrase used to express ones liking of pie

Instruction: "person #1: so, what food do you like?  person #2: i like pie c:" What is the definition of "i like pie"?


i like pie

Context: 9-year-old: i like pie

"an overused expression used by 9-year-olds who think that they're funny and random

Instruction: "9-year-old: i like pie" What is the definition of "i like pie"?


marinate

letting something soak in, leave time for reflection

Instruction: "i�m not ready to decide yet, i�m gonna let it marinate for a while" What is the definition of "marinate"?


marinate

"an ancient technique in which the user has to have complete focus throughout this grueling process

Instruction: "meat : sorry tim can't talk right now i am going to marinate tim : you lazy ass meat" What is the definition of "marinate"?


marinate

Context: i'm going just let the bitch marinate

Instruction: "i'm going just let the bitch marinate" What is the definition of "marinate"?


gwin

an abnormally long, thin, little shaft of a dick

Instruction: "john leonard iii has an extremely out of proportion gwin" What is the definition of "gwin"?


animegao

a suit used for cosplaying that covers the whole body and makes you look like an anime character

Instruction: "x: as what are you going to cosplay this year? y: i'm going to buy an animegao and cosplay as hatsune miku" What is the definition of "animegao"?


fearless crew

a crew who kick the shit out of any one who gets in their way!

Instruction: "fearless crew beat up a rival crew and were outnumbered by 10 people" What is the definition of "fearless crew"?


fearless crew

terry mayers is one of the members likes to be called terry jones junior

Instruction: "fearless crew are on the set with mc mayers" What is the definition of "fearless crew"?


dolty

Context: that bitch is dolty

"the adjective form of "ratchet" disgusting or un-attractive"

Instruction: "that bitch is dolty" What is the definition of "dolty"?


big black

"influential [punk rock]/[noise rock] band from [evanston], il (a small city/community bordering [chicago] to the north)

Instruction: "big black are the 2nd best band from chicago, losing the top spot only to [ministry]" What is the definition of "big black"?


big black

Instruction: "there are a lot of good bands, but none surpass the talent that was big black" What is the definition of "big black"?


snorgy

a fully-clothed snuggle orgy in which several men and women get cozy and snuggle with each other

Instruction: "i feel like having a snorgy because i want to cuddle up with some lovely people and feel cozy" What is the definition of "snorgy"?


snorgy

a fully-clothed snuggle orgy in which several men and women get cozy and snuggle with each other

Instruction: "i feel like having a snorgy because i want to cuddle up with some lovely people and feel cozy" What is the definition of "snorgy"?


snorgy

Context: man i am so snorgy right now

Instruction: "man i am so snorgy right now" What is the definition of "snorgy"?


snorgy

Context: what a snorgy

Instruction: "what a snorgy" What is the definition of "snorgy"?


snorgy

Instruction: ""man, waiting at the dmv is such a snorgy" What is the definition of "snorgy"?


buttoxicated

the act of becoming intoxicated by staring at a person's ass

Instruction: "damn bitch, those jeans got me all buttoxicated" What is the definition of "buttoxicated"?


buttslutopotimus

a stage of higher being in the slut realm

Instruction: "your sister is the buttslutopotimus at this party" What is the definition of "buttslutopotimus"?


honey glazed

a person who is mentally dead lacks true knowledge of self and kind

Instruction: "man kash these people don't realize they honey glazed and chattel property of the corporation" What is the definition of "honey glazed"?


banana cake

banana cake is a term used to describe all forms of sex that are not 'physically' relevant, such as phone-sex/cyber-sex

Instruction: "actual exchange on windows live messenger/msn:  dee: higz, last nights banana cake was mind blowing, i'm still quivering thinking about it" What is the definition of "banana cake"?


Context: the 775 is northern nevada

area code for reno, carson, tahoe, bm, sparks in northern nevada

Instruction: "the 775 is northern nevada" What is the definition of "775"?


the area code for the northern nevada region

Instruction: "dumpin the nine leavin ya live in the 775" What is the definition of "775"?


dark metamorphosis

something big and black man ray yells at each other in skype calls foever

Instruction: "big: dark metamorphosis black man ray: dark metamorphosis" What is the definition of "dark metamorphosis"?


dead fries

fast food french fries that fall out of the container and end up in the bottom of the bag

Instruction: "you left all of the dead fries in the bottom of the bag" What is the definition of "dead fries"?


barnsash

a group of kooks or a group of individual barneys

Instruction: "that barnsash is full of wiggers and softcocks" What is the definition of "barnsash"?


bonetown dirty dip

Context: gonna give her a bonetown dirty dip

Instruction: "gonna give her a bonetown dirty dip" What is the definition of "bonetown dirty dip"?


beatsauce on rye

Instruction: "the slice i got at blondie's pizza was beatsauce on rye" What is the definition of "beatsauce on rye"?


bull durham kissing

long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days as defined in the film bull durham (1988) by crash davis (kevin costner)

Instruction: ""guy 1: "hey, you get to first base with annie yet?" guy 2: "you know it, went back to my place for some bull durham kissing" What is the definition of "bull durham kissing"?


beerploring

the act of exploring, experiencing and trying beer by consumption to gain a sense of appreciation

Instruction: "hey buddy, you want to go beerploring at the bar tonight?" What is the definition of "beerploring"?


buttfap

Instruction: "i want to buttfap you so hard  daddy can you buttfap me?" What is the definition of "buttfap"?


flube

Context: bek wtf is that flube on your face

flube is a substance that can be found on bek's face

Instruction: "bek wtf is that flube on your face" What is the definition of "flube"?


flube

Context: i rubbed her nubbin and flube came out

fanny lube, or the clear liquid that is made by an aroused poon (fanny in the uk means pussy)

Instruction: "i rubbed her nubbin and flube came out" What is the definition of "flube"?


flube

"when you reach "flube" you will reach liberty

Instruction: "see johnny it all happened when flube came around at" What is the definition of "flube"?


shamama

Context: shamama is a girl i met

Instruction: "shamama is a girl i met" What is the definition of "shamama"?


shamama

Instruction: "my shamama said i could spend the night at your house" What is the definition of "shamama"?


razy bit

Context: 'you sure are a razy bit laura

what laura is when jordan's c & h keys don't work

Instruction: "'you sure are a razy bit laura" What is the definition of "razy bit"?


handsomepants

Context: word up handsomepants way to stomp it

Instruction: "word up handsomepants way to stomp it" What is the definition of "handsomepants"?


gengy

all round unattractive, smelly, stupid looking

Instruction: "what the fuck was he thinking? i wouldnt go near her or her gengy mate with a bargepole" What is the definition of "gengy"?


arscott

a cot for your arse (aka ass, buttocks, bumper, butt, etc

Instruction: "i got shot in the arse and now i have to walk around with an arscott strapped to my backside" What is the definition of "arscott"?


cleaning his room

Instruction: "why were margaret and matthew late? oh, she was cleaning his room" What is the definition of "cleaning his room"?


cerebus

"bulgarian for "big huge vagina with teeth"

Instruction: ""dude: "i don't know why jesse is such a cerebus but he is" What is the definition of "cerebus"?


caspar richard lee

Instruction: "iloveyou caspar richard lee  [south] [african] [vlogging] [caspar] [blogtv]" What is the definition of "caspar richard lee"?


beachmere

a crapshack suburb which lies on the outskirts of caboolture

Instruction: "girl: hey wanna go hang at the beachmere beach guy: pft, there's no beach in beachmere its just a sewerage lake" What is the definition of "beachmere"?


cock eye

Context: mike, who are you looking at, cock eye

an eye thats really lazy and u cant tell who the person is looking/talking to

Instruction: "mike, who are you looking at, cock eye" What is the definition of "cock eye"?


cock eye

cock eye is usually found at last call from ladies using it as a last ditch effort to hook-up in order to avoid going back to the suburbs

Instruction: "man, that old cougar had a serious case of cock eye" What is the definition of "cock eye"?


cock eye

similar to the love bite, cock eye is a new way of sexually expressing yourself, via giving your partner a black eye, by hitting it with your cock

Instruction: "bruv gave my girlfriend cock eye last night" What is the definition of "cock eye"?


cock eye

Context: mike, who are you looking at, cock eye

an eye thats really lazy and u cant tell who the person is looking/talking to

Instruction: "mike, who are you looking at, cock eye" What is the definition of "cock eye"?


cock eye

cock eye is usually found at last call from ladies using it as a last ditch effort to hook-up in order to avoid going back to the suburbs

Instruction: "man, that old cougar had a serious case of cock eye" What is the definition of "cock eye"?


cock eye

similar to the love bite, cock eye is a new way of sexually expressing yourself, via giving your partner a black eye, by hitting it with your cock

Instruction: "bruv gave my girlfriend cock eye last night" What is the definition of "cock eye"?


godzilla shit

when you take a large, stiff shit that causes you to make a screeching howl much like godzilla

Instruction: "someone in the stall next to me was taking a serious godzilla shit" What is the definition of "godzilla shit"?


cracker lips and cracker nose

white person with big lips and big wide nose

Instruction: "im breathing the black man's air now, the smell of nutella, i can smell the cops chasing me from here, mac and cracker lips and cracker nose" What is the definition of "cracker lips and cracker nose"?


cumpkin

a small square piece of cloth used by priviledged young men in somerset to catch and clean-up semen

Instruction: "i took my cumpkin from my top pocket and proceeded to ejaculate into it, before discarding it out of the window" What is the definition of "cumpkin"?


fauxie

a single-speed freewheel or coaster brake bicycle styled to look like a fixed wheel bicycle [fixie]

Instruction: "what a poser, riding his fauxie to get a decaffeinated latte" What is the definition of "fauxie"?


bummscully

Instruction: "those two guys over there were giving bummscully to each other all night" What is the definition of "bummscully"?


abdix

a strange condition native to parts of mexico, people with this condition have one or as many as 5 penises located on their abdomen rather than their pelvis area

Instruction: "is that guy stealing dildos? no, hes just an abdix" What is the definition of "abdix"?


crazycooter

Instruction: "i saw crazycooter beating an old lady in the head with her dog" What is the definition of "crazycooter"?


gibbous

a phase of the moon in which it is more than half full, but not entirely full

Instruction: "the waxing of the gibbous moon bathed the courtyard in a kind of cold starlight" What is the definition of "gibbous"?


gibbous

the state of a penis between a semi and a full blown erection

Instruction: "i was so drunk, she had to make do with my gibbous" What is the definition of "gibbous"?


jizzknuckle

Context: sarah is such a jizzknuckle

"<noun> a person which is reknowned for their spectacular hand-job-giving abilities

Instruction: "sarah is such a jizzknuckle" What is the definition of "jizzknuckle"?


correcht

describing the desired vocal mix in the foldback monitors at a live music venue

Instruction: "can i get a bit more vocal, please?  a bit more?  a bit more?  yup, that's correcht" What is the definition of "correcht"?


dinner badge

dried stains of kebab juice, curry sauce or gravy all over your shirt from messy eating

Instruction: "that's an impressive dinner badge you've got there" What is the definition of "dinner badge"?


ice-nigger

Context: andrew is an ice-nigger

person  who has lived in canada for mare than 3 days

Instruction: "andrew is an ice-nigger" What is the definition of "ice-nigger"?


ice-nigger

Context: "santa is an ice-nigger

nigger from alaska or any of the world's poles

Instruction: ""santa is an ice-nigger" What is the definition of "ice-nigger"?


fag-lag

faglag is the technological bandwith meltdown that happens when in the presence of a person of the homosexual persuation

Instruction: "my computer is running at dialup speed, it must be the tyler's fag-lag slowing it down" What is the definition of "fag-lag"?


love psycho

a person who has the tendency to develop love [psychosis] if they fall in love and it doesn't go the way they want

Instruction: "i told that ice queen that i'm a love psycho and breaking my heart would be a big mistake" What is the definition of "love psycho"?


coochie turd

Instruction: "that coochie turd needs to get his ass kicked" What is the definition of "coochie turd"?


darnie

Context: hi i'm darnie

Instruction: "hi i'm darnie" What is the definition of "darnie"?


hunchman

the current anti-union force that unlike henchmen, give in to the union workers every demand

Instruction: "see that hunchman give the workers freshly cut lemons for their water??" What is the definition of "hunchman"?


wolf pack

a group of guys that searches las vegas for hookers and cocaine

Instruction: "could this be? my wolf pack just increased by two" What is the definition of "wolf pack"?


wolf pack

"the wolf pack is a conglomerate of fagots, drunks that "can't hang", clumsy and or uncoordinated people that go to parties and make fools out of themselves

Instruction: ""drunk wolf pack member- wolf pack is the best (slams beer on table) owner of the house/party host- get the fuck out you fucken drunk bitch" What is the definition of "wolf pack"?


wolf pack

"the most questioned, most hated group of all of bracebridge

Instruction: "they show up to a party and annouce that the wolf pack has arrived" What is the definition of "wolf pack"?


around the world

having oral, vaginal and anal sex in the same session or evening

Instruction: "he knew she was the girl for him after she took him around the world" What is the definition of "around the world"?


around the world

when you take a hit you dont exhale but you hold it til you get the [bowl],[pipe] or [bong]

Instruction: "last night i did an around the world and got soo fucked up:)" What is the definition of "around the world"?


around the world

a trip to france, a trip to the vatican, and a trip to greece

Instruction: "i'll give you $25 for an around the world with a stop at barcelona" What is the definition of "around the world"?


around the world

when you lick from the top of the ass crack, down the ass crack, between the legs, and to the top of the dick or pussy

Instruction: "last night bobby traveled around the world with his boyfriend" What is the definition of "around the world"?


bendy knee

n (ben dee nee) the ungainly gait adopted when a person wears heels that are too high for them

Instruction: "shirley: check out the bendy knee on her" What is the definition of "bendy knee"?


butt chugging

an allegedly real thing kids these days do to get drunk very quickly

Instruction: "did you hear about that kid who died of alcohol poisoning after butt chugging at the frat party last night?" What is the definition of "butt chugging"?


cooked crack

the very tasty baked apple pies from mcdonalds

Instruction: "hey man, lets roll to mickey d's and buy some cooked crack" What is the definition of "cooked crack"?


cooked crack

when something is very cool or back in style

Instruction: "yo did you see the new vintage jordans?  them shits is back like cooked crack" What is the definition of "cooked crack"?


whipped up a protein shake

Instruction: "guy #1: really? right there in the restaurant parking lot? guy #2: yep, i guess she was still hungry so i whipped up a protein shake" What is the definition of "whipped up a protein shake"?


patriot act arrest

Instruction: "every time that a patriot act arrest is made, america walks further along the path of self-destruction" What is the definition of "patriot act arrest"?


camel no. 9

one of the greatest most tasty cigarettes in the world

Instruction: ""mike: "you wanna grab a soke real quick?"  john: "only if it's a camel no. 9" What is the definition of "camel no. 9"?


belcher

Instruction: ""hannah doran just burped again "ahhhh belcher, belcher, belcher"  that burp was a right belcher" What is the definition of "belcher"?


angry fred

Instruction: "you're such a simple henry, you're an angry fred" What is the definition of "angry fred"?


fur family

Context: hey guys, i just joined a fur family

"a group of two or more people associated with the furry fandom and act as a group giving love and support for each other

Instruction: "hey guys, i just joined a fur family" What is the definition of "fur family"?


bulltish

Context: thats bulltish man

another slang word for bullshit, used back when you didnt wanna swear in front of your mum

Instruction: "thats bulltish man" What is the definition of "bulltish"?


angel's trumpet

essentially a reverse rusty trombone, an angel's trumpet is performed by giving a blow job while inserting a thumb in the receiving party's anus

Instruction: "sarah wanted to give me a rusty trombone, but i said fuck the hand job, play the angel's trumpet baby" What is the definition of "angel's trumpet"?


the principal area code of [sova] and some of central va

Instruction: "errbody from da 434 get yo' fuckin fat asses on da dance floor" What is the definition of "434"?


Context: boy: 143 girl: 434

Instruction: "boy: 143 girl: 434" What is the definition of "434"?


crewfoo

Instruction: "i can't believe you did that, that was crewfoo" What is the definition of "crewfoo"?


beeface

when ones face appears to have been raped by a swarm of bees

Instruction: "kris: do you think his girlfriend is cute? mikey: fuck no, that bitch has beeface" What is the definition of "beeface"?


estrogenical

Context: damn you and your estrogenical tyranny

behavior or attitude resulting solely from a peak in estrogen, reserved primarily for women, but once upon awhile you'll see a guy do it

Instruction: "damn you and your estrogenical tyranny" What is the definition of "estrogenical"?


ayyygurllll

"mating call of the predatorial human male between the age of 18 and 23 generally directed at a human female "slut"

Instruction: "ryan: ayyygurllll why dont you hop out them jeans and show me that faatttt asss gurllll" What is the definition of "ayyygurllll"?


albart

the process of adding album art to music (mainly mp3), normally using software (such as i-tunes)

Instruction: "you normally don't need to albart legal songs downloaded from apple's music store" What is the definition of "albart"?


youguysh

Context: youguysh

Instruction: "youguysh" What is the definition of "youguysh"?


buttery bagel

Instruction: "yeah she totally wanted me to make a buttery bagel" What is the definition of "buttery bagel"?


chicken little

Context: your mom is a complete chicken little

noun:  someone who makes a big deal out of nothing

Instruction: "your mom is a complete chicken little" What is the definition of "chicken little"?


chicken little

Context: oh my god you look so chicken little

chicken little is used when something is cute, adorable or something you just think is like awwwwww

Instruction: "oh my god you look so chicken little" What is the definition of "chicken little"?


b ball

Context: lets go play some b ball

basketball, a game that involves shooting a ball into a hoop

Instruction: "lets go play some b ball" What is the definition of "b ball"?


medusa pubes

it is when pubes are so out of whack it looks like they have buckwheat in a headlock, sometimes resembling dreadlocks or snakes

Instruction: "i was about to give jerod a blow job last night and his medusa pubes were all in between my teeth" What is the definition of "medusa pubes"?


brown dick whip

slappin the asshole of a foe with your dick

Instruction: "yo, you better stop that or i will brown dick whip you" What is the definition of "brown dick whip"?


crazoke

a karaoke game where everyone sings their song of choice, but before performing must draw a singing style they must perform the song using

Instruction: "we got good and drunk last night before invading the karaoke bar and exposing everyone there to our game of crazoke" What is the definition of "crazoke"?


fresh johnson

Context: damn, she gave me the ol' fresh johnson

when you are doing a girl, and then she orgasms and can't control her bowels and shits on your balls

Instruction: "damn, she gave me the ol' fresh johnson" What is the definition of "fresh johnson"?


beoth

Context: they beoth running the race

archaic present tense plural for the verb to [be]

Instruction: "they beoth running the race" What is the definition of "beoth"?


ren�e zellweger

an actress, married to [kenny chesney], who has won an oscar and three golden globes

Instruction: "ren�e zellweger was in the musical, chicago" What is the definition of "ren�e zellweger"?


bumshuffle

\ˈbəmˈshə-fəl\ (noun) - the exaggerated way a panhandler will walk at intersections in order to get more money from motorists through sympathy or amusement

Instruction: "crazy bob's panhandling income increased 30 percent when he perfected the limp in his bumshuffle" What is the definition of "bumshuffle"?


cervical pick-axe

"a penis that is too large for the receiving vagina

Instruction: "phil unleashed his cervical pick-axe last night" What is the definition of "cervical pick-axe"?


unslept

Instruction: "i am unslept because i was editing my film all night" What is the definition of "unslept"?


cold cunt combo

Context: that cold cunt combo hit the spot

big sloppy pussy lips that look like ham and is scissored by another girl

Instruction: "that cold cunt combo hit the spot" What is the definition of "cold cunt combo"?


douche lick

Context: you're a douche lick

Instruction: "you're a douche lick" What is the definition of "douche lick"?


bait scene

usually called out to inform other friends or partners in crime of authority presence

Instruction: "matt and mike were in a store shoplifting when an employee walked around the corner matt then called out bait scene and alerted mike to the employees presence" What is the definition of "bait scene"?


fagina

Context: ryan pope is such a fagina

a boy who is questionably homosexual and who is also pussy

Instruction: "ryan pope is such a fagina" What is the definition of "fagina"?


fagina

Context: bruce likes to take it in the fagina

Instruction: "bruce likes to take it in the fagina" What is the definition of "fagina"?


fagina

a pristine, well looked after, neat and tidy pussy that tastes better than suger

Instruction: "this girl i fucked on the weekend had the best looking fagina ive ever seen" What is the definition of "fagina"?


fagina

Instruction: "daniel packham enjoys the smell of an old fagina" What is the definition of "fagina"?


fagina

the pubic region of an overweight female where the fat in that area takes on the appearance in clothes of a huge vagina

Instruction: "" did you see the size of her privates in those shorts?, "i know, i could'nt stop myself from looking at that huge fagina" What is the definition of "fagina"?


fagina

Instruction: "_____ _____ has the biggest fagina i have ever seen" What is the definition of "fagina"?


fagina

Instruction: "that speculum was way too much for my delicate fagina to handle" What is the definition of "fagina"?


fagina

Context: your mum is a fagina

Instruction: "your mum is a fagina" What is the definition of "fagina"?


pert near

Context: she was pert near asleep

Instruction: "she was pert near asleep" What is the definition of "pert near"?


pert near

Context: pert near hit that fellow

Instruction: "pert near hit that fellow" What is the definition of "pert near"?


pert near

if this word is used then you have located a hillbilly redneck

Instruction: "i'm pert near to pushing that goat through that fence" What is the definition of "pert near"?


ashy lary

Instruction: "after smoking all the ashy lary we lost our high" What is the definition of "ashy lary"?


hamasturbate

to do something that only serves your selfish needs and does not do anything with regards for anyone else nor does it advance your group forward

Instruction: "the majority of arab leaders only seem to be able to hamasturbate" What is the definition of "hamasturbate"?


amanda mussio

Instruction: "oh my god, have you seen amanda mussio today? yeah, she's taken though" What is the definition of "amanda mussio"?


showstoppers

two girls who were invited on stage by ronald mcdonald, while he was performing in front of 200+ people, to take a picture with him

Instruction: "wow, i'm so glad i finally met the showstoppers" What is the definition of "showstoppers"?


dark carnival

"the dark carnival is a ray bradbury novel published in 1947 by arkham house publishing

Instruction: "bitches don't know bout my plagurizm of dark carnival - violent gay of icp" What is the definition of "dark carnival"?


dark carnival

"from my own interpretation, i assume that [juggalos] see the dark carnival as an afterlife warped to fit their own lifestyle

Instruction: "those juggalos believe in the dark carnival" What is the definition of "dark carnival"?


dark carnival

something that retarded followers of the icp follow that is a complete joke like scientology and must be stopped before its too late

Instruction: "yo man i just picked up the new icp now im a juggalo in the dark carnival" What is the definition of "dark carnival"?


dark carnival

Context: welcome to the dark carnival

icp's dark carnival is a place where juggalos and jugalettes can run where the ringmasters are violent j and shaggy, no one can fuck with the dark carnival

Instruction: "welcome to the dark carnival" What is the definition of "dark carnival"?


dark carnival

the dark carnival is a concept from the joker's card series of albums by the [insane clown posse]

Instruction: "damn, man, you ever read the divine comedy? that's some serious dark carnival shit there" What is the definition of "dark carnival"?


chef's knife

Instruction: "damn, tonberry did 9999 damage to me with chef's knife" What is the definition of "chef's knife"?


kazlie

Context: damn, that kazlie girl can twerk

Instruction: "damn, that kazlie girl can twerk" What is the definition of "kazlie"?


amateur gynecologist

term for any young male who,without medical license,proceeds selflessly and in the interest of science to engage in the exploration of the female anatomy

Instruction: "while in college,though not in pre-med,paul considered himself an amateur gynecologist" What is the definition of "amateur gynecologist"?


adarnia

Context: adarnia = bombdiggity

Instruction: " adarnia = bombdiggity" What is the definition of "adarnia"?


clueish

Context: don’t be so clueish

a person that nudges you with their elbow or uses a gesture or makes a comment to draw your attention to something they have noticed which you have not

Instruction: "don’t be so clueish" What is the definition of "clueish"?


dick bait

a male who attracts and lets men insert their penises inside them

Instruction: "hey bro, look at that dick bait over there" What is the definition of "dick bait"?


de soto

to have to void one's bowels with such sudden urgency that making it to an established facility is impossible

Instruction: "mel was in trouble at the beach and pulled a de soto" What is the definition of "de soto"?


carpet legs

a girl who seems to have lost the ability to find a razor, leaving her legs covered in the attractive german leg syndrome

Instruction: "that girl has carpet legs that you could run a lawnmower over" What is the definition of "carpet legs"?


cheesbo

the action of cheesing all over somebody's bose

Instruction: "wow hot rat eccleston, that test was such a cheesbo" What is the definition of "cheesbo"?


drizzlebomb

human flatulence that is released while sleeping

Instruction: "emily let a drizzlebomb that woke the whole family" What is the definition of "drizzlebomb"?


bedly

Context: that is a bedly couch

Instruction: "that is a bedly couch" What is the definition of "bedly"?


cookin a beef

Context: you: what's up? me: cookin a beef

Instruction: "you: what's up? me: cookin a beef" What is the definition of "cookin a beef"?


jes

Instruction: ""- "hey girl did i ever tell you how much of a jes you are?"  - "dude" What is the definition of "jes"?


jes

how a mexican says yes, also simply a better way of saying yes

Instruction: "person a: did you see that guy? person b: jes" What is the definition of "jes"?


jes

a better, funnier way of saying yes, preferably with a slight lisp

Instruction: "teacher: did you finish your work john? john: jes i did mrs" What is the definition of "jes"?


jes

Instruction: ""we're going to do a microphone check, jes" What is the definition of "jes"?


jes

a giant slut who fucks anything she can put in her fat smelly vagina

Instruction: "so the other day jes tried to fuck my boyfriend but he wasn't havin none of it because she's fat and disgusting and has stds" What is the definition of "jes"?


cock end

Context: you are such a cock end

a person that bears a resemblance to that of the head of a penis

Instruction: "you are such a cock end" What is the definition of "cock end"?


amagod

Context: amagod what have you done

Instruction: "amagod what have you done" What is the definition of "amagod"?


young guy who lives at pool hall, and is a webdesigner/artist

Instruction: "hey is that del3030 hustling that guy for an once of pot" What is the definition of "del3030"?


gbong

"[gravity bong]-method of consuming [cannabis] as preferred by the gods

Instruction: "if you're a smart smoker and want to get the most out of your stash-the gbong is for you" What is the definition of "gbong"?


Instruction: "person 1 does or says something stupid  person 2: oh god, you see that? person 3: yeah, b1=1" What is the definition of "b1=1"?


maylis

Context: i wish i was a maylis

a beautiful exotic human being who can only be described by the gods

Instruction: "i wish i was a maylis" What is the definition of "maylis"?


blonde poop

poop which contains more corn than actual poop

Instruction: "man, i ate 5 corn on the cob at the company picnic and then i had blonde poop for 3 days" What is the definition of "blonde poop"?


frapist

Instruction: "the man who was sent to prison was sent there for being a frapist" What is the definition of "frapist"?


clitrock

Instruction: "i think thestart is my favorite clitrock band" What is the definition of "clitrock"?


clitrock

(n): music for lesbians that like to rawk

Instruction: "i wonder when columbia house is going to add clitrock to their selections?" What is the definition of "clitrock"?


penis fly trap

a female who tends to sleep with many men, and who may have one or more sexual diseases

Instruction: "hey guys, did you hear? burt slept with the penis fly trap" What is the definition of "penis fly trap"?


penis fly trap

"a condom with barbed "teeth" invented by dr sonnet ehlers to deter and punish rapists

Instruction: "the girl inserted a penis fly trap before walking through the township in case she was attacked and raped" What is the definition of "penis fly trap"?


chest cheese

Instruction: "i coughed up a nasty wad of chest cheese this morning" What is the definition of "chest cheese"?


brown backer

when you fuck someone so hard in the ass that they shit themselves

Instruction: "dude this fuckin chick shit all over my cock when i gave her a brown backer and i socked her in the face" What is the definition of "brown backer"?


bayon

Instruction: "-these fuckers are bayon  -bayon and they need to stop im tired" What is the definition of "bayon"?


donasja

Context: what are you : i'm donasja

Instruction: "what are you : i'm donasja" What is the definition of "donasja"?


crazified

"this is a word that one can use when someone or something is acting or being crazy

Instruction: ""my dog has been acting crazified since i fed him wasabi" What is the definition of "crazified"?


cougar knob

when you come across and very attractive older woman and things stand at attention in your pants

Instruction: "i was at the bar and this super hot older woman walks in and i immediately had a cougar knob" What is the definition of "cougar knob"?


california crab tickle

a gentle tickle followed by crab-like pinch of the anal area

Instruction: "things were getting hot 'n' heavy, then my man suprised me with a california crab tickle" What is the definition of "california crab tickle"?


aeriola

Instruction: "boy 1: i heard kimmy had a nice clit boy 2: yeah but shes got a hairy aeriola" What is the definition of "aeriola"?


coconut water

hip people are drinking coconut water as a natural energy drink

Instruction: "coconut water tastes like dishwater mixed with fresca" What is the definition of "coconut water"?


coconut water

coconut water is when you collect the male ejaculation after sexual intercourse and is then placed into a plastic container that is stored under the bed

Instruction: ""billy and sally have been collecting coconut water for a month now and are going to rip it open tonight" What is the definition of "coconut water"?


big money texas

Context: where you from fool? big money texas

Instruction: "where you from fool? big money texas" What is the definition of "big money texas"?


foursies

when two people simultaneously take a shit in the wilderness while interlocking arms directly in front of them

Instruction: "the first known foursies was done on historic ground near bass lake in california on 7/28/12" What is the definition of "foursies"?


kalai

Context: zoe can see the kalai

a [gangly] [unicorn] that only likes to [run], sleep, and play the [cello]

Instruction: "zoe can see the kalai" What is the definition of "kalai"?


benyamin

Instruction: ""whose that hot guy? "oh thats benyamin"  "i slept with benyamin 2 nights ago, still in a wheelchair" What is the definition of "benyamin"?


coogie howser

(noun) a smoking hot older woman that is a board certified doctor

Instruction: "friend at bar to you: how did it go with coogie howser over there?" What is the definition of "coogie howser"?


feeltesties

Instruction: "mon hurt my feeltesties the other day and made me cry" What is the definition of "feeltesties"?


cardello's butthole

the proposition which stiplulates that there must be another world buttfucking, asslicking, and fingering which is a separate world from the one we have

Instruction: "i have seen proofs of cardello's butthole all around, and they are totally griggidy" What is the definition of "cardello's butthole"?


jennie

Instruction: "dude one: that jennie girl is really nice dude two: my best friend is jennie" What is the definition of "jennie"?


jennie

Context: she is totally jennie

someone with sexy hips, an amazing voice, big boobs, and is all round sexy

Instruction: "she is totally jennie" What is the definition of "jennie"?


jennie

Instruction: "jennie is the most amazing person in the entire world" What is the definition of "jennie"?


jennie

Instruction: "wow that girl looks so amazing and wonderful, must be a jennie" What is the definition of "jennie"?


jennie

Context: hi jennie, hello jennie

diminutive for jennifer, comes from the welsh guinevere, meaning 'white waves', the white crest of a wave, sometimes called white horses

Instruction: "hi jennie, hello jennie" What is the definition of "jennie"?


backsnapping

Instruction: "me: look at that bloke over there wearing his hat back to front friend: hes backsnapping the snapback aint he" What is the definition of "backsnapping"?


chelcei

Context: guy: oh look, chelcei

Instruction: "guy: oh look, chelcei" What is the definition of "chelcei"?


mupa

Instruction: "that biatch is so fat i had to lift her mupa just to find her twat" What is the definition of "mupa"?


mupa

Context: i can't right now, i have mupa

Instruction: "i can't right now, i have mupa" What is the definition of "mupa"?


mupa

Context: mupa fucktard: i think f9/11 is good

"stands for moore united party of america, a party for all the morons who think all michael moore's works portray great "facts

Instruction: "mupa fucktard: i think f9/11 is good" What is the definition of "mupa"?


mupa

Context: tim: mupa

Instruction: "tim: mupa" What is the definition of "mupa"?


clown rape

being raped by someone in a clown suit or a clown mask or raping someone wearing a clown suit or mask

Instruction: "did you see little house on the prairie the other night?  it was a two part episode about clown rape" What is the definition of "clown rape"?


cockerly

Context: why are you cockerly behaving, this way

Instruction: "why are you cockerly behaving, this way" What is the definition of "cockerly"?


cucheeky

Context: check out that cucheeky girl over there

Instruction: "check out that cucheeky girl over there" What is the definition of "cucheeky"?


bethie

the most wonderful and beautiful person i know, who i love very much

Instruction: "bobby loved bethie so much, he couldn't express it" What is the definition of "bethie"?


bethie

Context: "mom: "oh bethie

the name mothers give to their daughters named elizabeth, as a term of endearment

Instruction: ""mom: "oh bethie" What is the definition of "bethie"?


bitch white

Context: the rug is bitch white

the color of a wife's skin that has been locked in a kitchen for the last 5 years

Instruction: "the rug is bitch white" What is the definition of "bitch white"?


enormity

used by journalists and other ill-educated people to mean 'enormousness'

Instruction: "the enormity of his [ignorance] became obvious when he referred to the enormity of an [innocent] elephant, who had led a [blameless] life" What is the definition of "enormity"?


scummy

when one acts in a skeezy or scumbagish way

Instruction: "danny was keepin' it scummy last night when he pulled that drunk girl into the bathroom" What is the definition of "scummy"?


scummy

Context: colin is really scummy

when someone dosen't take a shower and is poor

Instruction: "colin is really scummy" What is the definition of "scummy"?


scummy

street slang for [drugs], particularly cocaine or crack cocaine and marijuana

Instruction: "i look like money, i smell like money, i'm swaggin' one hundreds system full of that scummy" What is the definition of "scummy"?


scummy

the state of being really drunk or describing someone who is really drunk

Instruction: "bonny was came up to my apartment scummy as shit" What is the definition of "scummy"?


Context: she was up all night 45ing

Instruction: "she was up all night 45ing" What is the definition of "45ing"?


a-town down

"the act of turning the peace sign upside down

Instruction: "nig you gotsta know when you turnin that peace down around that's a-town down bra" What is the definition of "a-town down"?


cnet

Context: cnet sucks ass

an evil corporation that corrupted gamefaqs

Instruction: "cnet sucks ass" What is the definition of "cnet"?


cnet

Context: cnet has taken over gamefaqs again

evil people who take over loved message boards and websites and piss people off

Instruction: "cnet has taken over gamefaqs again" What is the definition of "cnet"?


cnet

Instruction: "cnet has fucked over gamefaqs again with their hellishly ugly new board layout" What is the definition of "cnet"?


brown bonnet

the act of defacating on the head of your partner

Instruction: "last night when my girlfriend was asleep, i really had to use the bathroom, but i instead gave her the brown bonnet" What is the definition of "brown bonnet"?


cheese market

smelly discharge from under the foreskin

Instruction: ""john's penis stunk last night, it was like going to the cheese market  boyfriend: "shall we go upstairs and you can visit the cheese market? girlfirend: yes lets" What is the definition of "cheese market"?


extra ticket

Context: i want to give her an extra ticket

Instruction: "i want to give her an extra ticket" What is the definition of "extra ticket"?


beardfilter

the ability of a beard to filter out attention from potentially unwanted admirers

Instruction: "if you can get through my beardfilter then there might just be a [beardsnuggle] in your future" What is the definition of "beardfilter"?


brian bell

"super-nerd guitarist of the amazing band weezer

Instruction: "brian bell is sassier than lady gaga, a tibetan gerbil, and tobasco sauce, all put together" What is the definition of "brian bell"?


evboard.com

Context: i'm a member of evboard.com

the biggest [message board] dedicated to [evanescence]

Instruction: "i'm a member of evboard.com" What is the definition of "evboard.com"?


blunterful

Context: this is a rather blunterful day

Instruction: "this is a rather blunterful day" What is the definition of "blunterful"?


baby cool whip

a crazy drug that makes you trip out and see birds

Instruction: "tom took that baby cool whip and now hes licking his own shoe" What is the definition of "baby cool whip"?


firefart

Instruction: "tony's firefart went twenty feet, but he was on the hospital for monthes as a result" What is the definition of "firefart"?


anticrack

Instruction: "that fight that started was pure anticrack" What is the definition of "anticrack"?


but i didn't, so it doesn't

a categorical statement of fact to reconfirm an obvious fact

Instruction: ""if i grew up on a farm, and was retarded, bruges might impress me but i didn't, so it doesn't" What is the definition of "but i didn't, so it doesn't"?


parinatha

Context: every girl dreams of being a parinatha

Instruction: "every girl dreams of being a parinatha" What is the definition of "parinatha"?


bacon nut buster sundae

the act of eating a bacon sundae from burger king while getting a blow job

Instruction: "to celebrate our first anniversary my girlfriend gave me a bacon nut buster sundae" What is the definition of "bacon nut buster sundae"?


chlode

a chlode refers to the product of ejaculation when stimulating a man with a short , fat , penis (chode)

Instruction: "" dude , he seriously blew his chlode in her  "she swallowed my entire chlode"  " gargle chlode""" What is the definition of "chlode"?


chlode

Context: a chlode is a female chode

Instruction: "a chlode is a female chode" What is the definition of "chlode"?


pop-waffle

the politically correctum term for trifflin bitch-cunt

Instruction: ""becca didn't like the word "chicks," so i called her a pop-waffle" What is the definition of "pop-waffle"?


dick fingers

someone who is poor at catching objects such as balls in sports or anything being passed or thrown to them

Instruction: ""michael hairsine always drops the ball "ya, he has dick fingers for sure""" What is the definition of "dick fingers"?


dick fingers

an invention developed by octopenis inc in order to make scrotal and shaft function more convenient for the male

Instruction: "i was eating a bagel with both my hands, and decided to finish my report on african slave trading with my dick using my brand new dick fingers" What is the definition of "dick fingers"?


whoring it up

overuse of something, possibly for personal gain

Instruction: ""me: "you were really whoring it up in the 'vette" What is the definition of "whoring it up"?


whoring it up

playing the new game, battlefemale whore, (battlefield 4) for long periods of time, measuring in the hours or more

Instruction: ""ex 1: "hey, chris, are we whoring it up tonight?" ex 2: "so dylan and i were whoring it up last night and we killed a whole bunch of people" What is the definition of "whoring it up"?


chickenmctasty

Context: damn that man must be chickenmctasty

some who is totaly awsome at b-ball and hase dope moves

Instruction: "damn that man must be chickenmctasty" What is the definition of "chickenmctasty"?


mogai

marginalized orientations, gender identities, and intersex

Instruction: "the mogai community in my city is very friendly" What is the definition of "mogai"?


carmelo anthony

carmelo anthony is a professional basketball player on the denver nuggets of the [nba]

Instruction: "carmelo anthony just scored 45 on the sixers" What is the definition of "carmelo anthony"?


carmelo anthony

Context: carmelo anthony is one bad mo fo

"nba power forward for the [denver nuggets]

Instruction: "carmelo anthony is one bad mo fo" What is the definition of "carmelo anthony"?


carmelo anthony

very talented, but reputedly lazy nba forward for the new york knicks

Instruction: "carmelo anthony looked like he'd eaten to many marshmallows before the game he was late to, but still dropped 42-15 plus a game winner on [dirk nowitski] in the game" What is the definition of "carmelo anthony"?


carmelo anthony

a professional basketball player for the new york knicks who is impossible to stop, he spits fire

Instruction: "carmelo anthony is lighting up the miami heat" What is the definition of "carmelo anthony"?


carmelo anthony

the most overrated player in the nba, taking a fade-away on every shot including a free throw shot

Instruction: ""brendan "look at cappe take that shot"  ross "watch, he's going to carmelo anthony it" What is the definition of "carmelo anthony"?


postin' up

Instruction: ""hey man what are you doing tonight? "hey i'm just postin' up at tony's tonight" What is the definition of "postin' up"?


postin' up

when one has mud butt and is hershey squirting uncontrollably, leading to many trips to the bathroom just to wipe, generally resulting from drinking very cheap liquor

Instruction: "i shouldn't have drank all that arrow last night, i've been postin' up all morning" What is the definition of "postin' up"?


postin' up

Instruction: "guy 1: hey, where's jack and jill? guy 2: probably postin' up against behind the english building" What is the definition of "postin' up"?


big butter jesus

a 60' tall statue of jesus made out of a light colored stone that looks like butter, located in middleton,oh along i-75 just north of cincinnati

Instruction: "the big butter jesus became famous because of novelty song by [heywood banks]" What is the definition of "big butter jesus"?


big butter jesus

Context: big butter jesus  sweet creamy jesus

best type of jesus, off i-75 in ohio, jesus really is fucking huge, and looks like buttter

Instruction: "big butter jesus  sweet creamy jesus" What is the definition of "big butter jesus"?


conjob

1) when someone takes one of your posetions and hides it, yet you know they have it

Instruction: ""1) "give me my phone back, i know you have it, conjob" What is the definition of "conjob"?


douche hole

Instruction: "when grandpa took my xbox outside and shot it with a shotgun, i realized he was a complete douche hole" What is the definition of "douche hole"?


andreoli

Instruction: "the andreoli family is big on sunday pasta" What is the definition of "andreoli"?


peregrine

a swift nearly cosmopolitan falcon (falco peregrinus) that is much used in falconry- called also peregrine falcon

Instruction: "the peregrine came out of a steep dive to snatch the rabbit out of the field" What is the definition of "peregrine"?