anthony rossomando

anthony rossomando - a musician from the usa, stood in for peter doherty in the band, libertines

Instruction: "man, you owe me twenty quid, your a total anthony rossomando" What is the definition of "anthony rossomando"?


bulligoshy

Instruction: "jess: i had sex with him last night  sabb: bulligoshy  jess: no really i did" What is the definition of "bulligoshy"?


ashkbash

a word someone made up to use when you are obviously losing an argument, and have no valid points left to make

Instruction: "danielle: why is the sky blue? sam: ashkbash danielle: that doesn't even make any sense, you just don't know the answer" What is the definition of "ashkbash"?


fbk

Instruction: "(864): she announced her abortion via fbk - [textsfromlastnight" What is the definition of "fbk"?


fbk

Context: look at that fbk in the suburu

"fat bitch killer, the name of a "gang" of poor white boys from the central coast of oregon

Instruction: "look at that fbk in the suburu" What is the definition of "fbk"?


aussie kiss

Context: i gave my gf an aussie kiss last night

Instruction: "i gave my gf an aussie kiss last night" What is the definition of "aussie kiss"?


aussie kiss

Instruction: "i gave this chick an aussie kiss last night" What is the definition of "aussie kiss"?


aussie kiss

"an aussie kiss is a way to describe a kiss that takes place "down under

Instruction: ""guy one: "so emily came over last night and she totally gave me an aussie kiss" What is the definition of "aussie kiss"?


aussie kiss

Instruction: "a: what did you guys end up doing last night? b: well we started hooking up, and it ended with an aussie kiss" What is the definition of "aussie kiss"?


croutampons

croutampons are used tampons, baked, rolled in sesame seeds then glazed with a hovis coating

Instruction: "edna- hey, can i order the pea and ham soup please? waiter- croutampons or bread? edna- both please, i love croutampons" What is the definition of "croutampons"?


armenian genocide denial

what the turks have been activley engaging in seince the 50s

Instruction: "armenian genocide denial is just as bad as holocaust denial" What is the definition of "armenian genocide denial"?


abort, retry, fail?

"abort, retry fail? or sometimes abort, retry, ignore, fail? was an error message displayed in dos when unable to read data

Instruction: "data error reading drive c: abort, retry, fail?  'abort, retry, fail?' was the phrase some wormdog scrawled next to the door of the edit universe project room" What is the definition of "abort, retry, fail?"?


brown unicorn

when one straps a dildo to ones forehead and bangs another in the ass

Instruction: "sven worked the brown unicorn on my turd cutter like legend last night" What is the definition of "brown unicorn"?


cock burn

the extremely uncomfortable rash accumulated by masturbating to the point of penile-death

Instruction: "man, those pornos at the sperm bank suck, i got cock burn it took me so damn long to get off" What is the definition of "cock burn"?


bundeswehr

today's armed forces of germany, consists et al

Instruction: ""recruiter: "so you're still thinking about joining the corps?" hans: "actually i'm plannning on going for the bundeswehr" What is the definition of "bundeswehr"?


bundeswehr

the army of the federal republic of germany

Instruction: "did you see that yesterday? what happened? some terroristed hijacked a flight and the bundeswehr went in and cleaned house" What is the definition of "bundeswehr"?


fringey

Instruction: "oh my god, that old guy waiting outside the girls changing room is well fringey" What is the definition of "fringey"?


targuing

Instruction: "sorry i'm not textin back very fast, i'm targuing with someone else" What is the definition of "targuing"?


cumfortable

the act of cumming and pulling up your pants simultaneously to avoid getting caught having a wank

Instruction: "lucky i got cumfortable right before my parents walked into my room" What is the definition of "cumfortable"?


blouse bunnies

Context: dude look at those blouse bunnies

a rather large set of breast in a tight top

Instruction: "dude look at those blouse bunnies" What is the definition of "blouse bunnies"?


blouse bunnies

Context: lucy liu has blouse bunnies

Instruction: "lucy liu has blouse bunnies" What is the definition of "blouse bunnies"?


clorax

Instruction: "danny devito sounds super stressed when they cut down all those truffula trees during the clorax" What is the definition of "clorax"?


doerre

Context: i wanna be like doerre

a fine ass sexy bitch who could get any woman in the world and has a huuuge wang

Instruction: "i wanna be like doerre" What is the definition of "doerre"?


assimakopoulos

Context: (jack) assimakopoulos

a greek last name that is so fuckin awesome even jesus will praise you

Instruction: "(jack) assimakopoulos" What is the definition of "assimakopoulos"?


anyel

Context: omg anyel is beautiful

Instruction: "omg anyel is beautiful" What is the definition of "anyel"?


el cajon social security office

ssi office in greater san diego area where workers regularly revoke ssi rights of long time receipients including the severely mentally challenged/ brain damaged and the lifelong deaf and blind

Instruction: "a deaf man got his ssi payments cut off at the el cajon social security office yesterday after receiving benefits since the age of 3" What is the definition of "el cajon social security office"?


analsexophobic

someone who has an extremely large fear of anal sex

Instruction: "get the hell away from me i'm an analsexophobic" What is the definition of "analsexophobic"?


Context: "yeah d03 "init d03""

"d03 is another word for though but it was more grime/ghetto word for it real name "thought" and also was made by aaron carter nicholas

Instruction: ""yeah d03 "init d03""" What is the definition of "d03"?


assramminghamsterfuck

Instruction: "you assraminghamsterfuck  guy1:youre a dickweed  guy2:well your a assramminghamsterfuck  guy1:what?" What is the definition of "assramminghamsterfuck"?


d generation x

Instruction: "triple h and shawn micheals created d generation x" What is the definition of "d generation x"?


idnts

Context: mark is right all the time? idnts

"internet acronym for "i do not think so"   "

Instruction: "mark is right all the time? idnts" What is the definition of "idnts"?


americal division

the 23rd infantry division of the united states army

Instruction: "the americal division fought in some of the bloodiest battles of the vietnam war" What is the definition of "americal division"?


jelly jockin

Instruction: "that girl was jelly jockin me last night" What is the definition of "jelly jockin"?


bruno mars

damn! he makes lovable song but he is not lovable

Instruction: "bruno mars : had your eyes wide open, why were they open? fans : seeing your face -[o_o]-" What is the definition of "bruno mars"?


bruno mars

Context: bruno mars is the definition of sex

Instruction: "bruno mars is the definition of sex" What is the definition of "bruno mars"?


bruno mars

Context: i have dreams about bruno mars

Instruction: "i have dreams about bruno mars" What is the definition of "bruno mars"?


bruno mars

very talented singer who puts his vocals to commercial tunes use, usually cheesy pop-ballad type songs for his adoring girl fan-base

Instruction: "guy1: bruno mars has some voice on him, unique like bowies but a stronger range  guy2: yeah totally agree, pity his songs are complete muck" What is the definition of "bruno mars"?


bruno mars

a wing-man who will catch a grenade for you

Instruction: "michael: last night henry was a fucking awesome bruno mars" What is the definition of "bruno mars"?


bruno mars

damn! he makes lovable song but he is not lovable

Instruction: "bruno mars : had your eyes wide open, why were they open? fans : seeing your face -[o_o]-" What is the definition of "bruno mars"?


bruno mars

Context: bruno mars is the definition of sex

Instruction: "bruno mars is the definition of sex" What is the definition of "bruno mars"?


bruno mars

Context: i have dreams about bruno mars

Instruction: "i have dreams about bruno mars" What is the definition of "bruno mars"?


bruno mars

very talented singer who puts his vocals to commercial tunes use, usually cheesy pop-ballad type songs for his adoring girl fan-base

Instruction: "guy1: bruno mars has some voice on him, unique like bowies but a stronger range  guy2: yeah totally agree, pity his songs are complete muck" What is the definition of "bruno mars"?


bruno mars

a wing-man who will catch a grenade for you

Instruction: "michael: last night henry was a fucking awesome bruno mars" What is the definition of "bruno mars"?


bafflexd

when one is expresses the emotions of being both [baffled] and [vexed]

Instruction: "the man was bafflexd as to how an image of his genitals ended up on the notice bored of his place of work" What is the definition of "bafflexd"?


dead ass

something that smells really really really bad, a combo of smelling dead and smelling like ass

Instruction: "dear god it smells like dead ass in the bathroom" What is the definition of "dead ass"?


nadsaq

Instruction: "i'll kick you so hard in the nadsaq that you'll spit testicles" What is the definition of "nadsaq"?


alphabeticalized

Instruction: "last night i stayed up and alphabeticalized my dvd collection" What is the definition of "alphabeticalized"?


boredhungrytired

the feeling one gets when they are bored, hungry, and tired all at the same time

Instruction: "man, i'm feeling really boredhungrytired right now" What is the definition of "boredhungrytired"?


finky noot

Instruction: "the relative of a blue newt (look i saw a finky noot" What is the definition of "finky noot"?


gweebly

"a yucky feeling in your body that isn't describable by standard words like "nausea" or "sick" or "sore" "

Instruction: "i drank way too much last night and ate too much of aunt marthas cherry cobbler plus i stubbed my toe when my ex phoned and now i feel gweebly" What is the definition of "gweebly"?


balls effect

the feeling a male gets after he is hit in the balls, feels like they went into ones stomach

Instruction: "dude, i got the balls effect after being punched in the nuts by that hooker" What is the definition of "balls effect"?


loves the cock

Context: tom cruise loves the cock

expression for a celebrity who doesn't admit he's gay

Instruction: "tom cruise loves the cock" What is the definition of "loves the cock"?


loves the cock

Context: peter loves the cock

a light and friendly term used to describe individuals who more commonly desire the male of the species

Instruction: "peter loves the cock" What is the definition of "loves the cock"?


loves the cock

Context: see that bloke there, he loves the cock

derogatory term for some of homosexual tendancies

Instruction: "see that bloke there, he loves the cock" What is the definition of "loves the cock"?


loves the cock

Context: [edwin cruz] loves the cock

Instruction: "[edwin cruz] loves the cock" What is the definition of "loves the cock"?


loves the cock

Context: [jay dalwet] loves the cock

a rather offensive term for a [homosexual] male who has fallen in [love] with another man or who thinks about men often

Instruction: "[jay dalwet] loves the cock" What is the definition of "loves the cock"?


loves the cock

Context: viggen loves the cock

Instruction: "viggen loves the cock" What is the definition of "loves the cock"?


cremin

another word for sick but it can also mean fit

Instruction: "maddie: you're lookin cremin sasha sasha: fanks b, lub you" What is the definition of "cremin"?


cremin

cremin can be used as an alternative for sick but can also mean [cool], [fly] or [fit]

Instruction: "[kisha]: oh [shaniqua] honey, you're lookin cremin shaniqua: not as cremin as you b" What is the definition of "cremin"?


cremin

another word for sick but it can also mean fit

Instruction: "maddie: you're lookin cremin sasha sasha: fanks b, lub you" What is the definition of "cremin"?


cremin

cremin can be used as an alternative for sick but can also mean [cool], [fly] or [fit]

Instruction: "[kisha]: oh [shaniqua] honey, you're lookin cremin shaniqua: not as cremin as you b" What is the definition of "cremin"?


brovisit

Instruction: "bro 1: yo bro, cool if i brovisit later? bro 2: sure bro, my house is your house bro" What is the definition of "brovisit"?


diet rockstars

"[popstars] who think they are [rockstars] and dress && act as such

Instruction: "justin timberlake and good charlotte are such diet rockstars" What is the definition of "diet rockstars"?


cutiebaby

Instruction: "my girlfriend is the best, she is my cutiebaby" What is the definition of "cutiebaby"?


abmb

Instruction: "hey, what are you doing this weekend? eh, idk, but you know, abmb" What is the definition of "abmb"?


bejeezus

a term that denotes having the shit scared out of you

Instruction: "having a bear in my bed scared the bejeezus out of me" What is the definition of "bejeezus"?


fangirlitis

Instruction: "dude, after that concert i got fangirlitis" What is the definition of "fangirlitis"?


doner meat

this is basically what doner meat is  steamcommunity

Instruction: "me: hey doner meat whatcha doing bitch  doner meat: <3 nothing much babey" What is the definition of "doner meat"?


doon coon

a racist term for middle-eastern people who tend to show more of a hip-hop background than their religious background

Instruction: "hey man, the cab i just took had a total doon coon in it" What is the definition of "doon coon"?


eminor

Context: eminor is t3h l4m3

a eagle-humping mammal that customarily makes its home in new york state

Instruction: "eminor is t3h l4m3" What is the definition of "eminor"?


kerrazy

an adjective describing the insane mannerisms and guitar stylings of [kerry king]

Instruction: "ex 1: guy one: did you hear the new [slayer] album? guy two: yeah dude, it was kerrazy" What is the definition of "kerrazy"?


because fuck you

it is pretty much the greatest response to anything

Instruction: "example 1:  guy 1: why do people think hitler was so bad? guy 2: because fuck you thats why" What is the definition of "because fuck you"?


because fuck you

"another way of saying "because i felt like it" usually used when describing something that could've been done more practically

Instruction: "i disconnected the natural gas input from my stove and lit it on fire because fuck you" What is the definition of "because fuck you"?


dickbiscuit

Instruction: "look at that guy doeden - he's a dickbiscuit" What is the definition of "dickbiscuit"?


dale wynde

Instruction: "i needed a poo soo much i had to dale wynde" What is the definition of "dale wynde"?


drafted

what young guys 18 years and older are going to be, if mccain is voted into office

Instruction: "if mccain is the next president you are going to get drafted" What is the definition of "drafted"?


drafted

something said without thinking about it

Instruction: "john: what day is new years on? daniel: are you stupid  john: why what did i say daniel: wow thats just drafted" What is the definition of "drafted"?


dix hills

where i live, thanks  there are ugly houses, yes

Instruction: "when we moved to dix hills i expected everyone to be a bitch, but they were pretty aiight" What is the definition of "dix hills"?


dix hills

Instruction: ""you live in dix hills "yeah" "ok"  "nice front yard" "yeah, my dad is a lawyer" "oh"  "im a pussy" "whats that like"  "bf kicks ass yo" "k""" What is the definition of "dix hills"?


dix hills

ugly houses built on over-priced property right next to the long island expressway

Instruction: "i can't beleive i saved all these years to buy a shit house in dix hills next to the highway" What is the definition of "dix hills"?


benjiblasphemy

Context: benjiblasphemy

a loser makes up his own word on urban dictionary

Instruction: "benjiblasphemy" What is the definition of "benjiblasphemy"?


benjiblasphemy

Instruction: "omg that benjiblasphemy is allways on myspace :o" What is the definition of "benjiblasphemy"?


benjiblasphemy

Context: benjiblasphemy

a loser makes up his own word on urban dictionary

Instruction: "benjiblasphemy" What is the definition of "benjiblasphemy"?


benjiblasphemy

Instruction: "omg that benjiblasphemy is allways on myspace :o" What is the definition of "benjiblasphemy"?


butt mist

a fine unintentional splurge/spray of dark fecal liquid emitted from the anal cavity within five seconds of having sneezed

Instruction: "avoid the those grapes, they'll give you some mega butt mist" What is the definition of "butt mist"?


facebook fucko

Instruction: "that facebook fucko sure put the moves on that crazy bitch" What is the definition of "facebook fucko"?


damp damp

a good luck charm, said at times when feeling lucky

Instruction: "bob: (as shooting the ball) damp damp  *swish*  tom: how the fuck did you do that?" What is the definition of "damp damp"?


moosing

Instruction: "wow, that was the moosing opportunity of a lifetime" What is the definition of "moosing"?


moosing

to have sex in a verry loud and obnoxious mannor

Instruction: "hey bro did you hear what happened at the party last night? some guy was in the room moosing some chick" What is the definition of "moosing"?


moosing

Context: kaytee was moosing about

Instruction: "kaytee was moosing about" What is the definition of "moosing"?


moosing

Instruction: "no moosing tonight, we're going to the queen's wedding" What is the definition of "moosing"?


moosing

Context: i'm so tired from moosing last nite

Instruction: "i'm so tired from moosing last nite" What is the definition of "moosing"?


digitise

scottish term meaning to sexually stimulate a woman with ones finger, this move has been known to be a stealthy manouver, commonly used on busy dance floors, disco's etc

Instruction: "i was dancing with this bird and i tried to digitise her but she was having none of it" What is the definition of "digitise"?


palak

Context: palak is the coolest girl in school

awesome girl who has cool hair and is very funny

Instruction: "palak is the coolest girl in school" What is the definition of "palak"?


dctf

Context: <luser> i got warez <bofh> dctf

Instruction: "<luser> i got warez <bofh> dctf" What is the definition of "dctf"?


galliane

this girl is such a stunner, she has loads of friends that love her

Instruction: "boy: woow who's that girl  boy 2: she's galliane  girl: i love that top" What is the definition of "galliane"?


weirding off

Instruction: "dude, my girlfriend caught me weirding off" What is the definition of "weirding off"?


fagtallion

Context: you've got a massive fagtallion

when a man's anal beard is larger than his [cock] and [balls] combined

Instruction: "you've got a massive fagtallion" What is the definition of "fagtallion"?


absolezbolutely

a response given by a lesbian if asked of her sexual orientation

Instruction: "greg: sue, are you gay? sue: absolezbolutely" What is the definition of "absolezbolutely"?


cum eater

a male that consumes the semen of other males, often in the belief that the androgens and hormones will impart greater strength and muscle building

Instruction: "joe was pretty skinny until he became a cum eater thanks to the generosity of his gym buddies" What is the definition of "cum eater"?


guestbed

Instruction: "he wanted to put it in my guestbed but i told him i'm not that kind of girl" What is the definition of "guestbed"?


jibz

Context: dude, that guy is so jibz

another meaning of the word 'sweet' or 'chill'

Instruction: "dude, that guy is so jibz" What is the definition of "jibz"?


disbefuckinlief

when you go into shock because your teacher said something totally not school apropriate

Instruction: ""i can't believe my apush teacher just said a thats what she said joke" , i'm in disbefuckinlief" What is the definition of "disbefuckinlief"?


all foreskin

Instruction: "governor rick perry spoke a tough game while on the campaign trail, but those who knew him best, also knew that he was all foreskin" What is the definition of "all foreskin"?


cockmoney

Context: guy1: cockmoney just left

"a guy who's got, or at least looks like he's got a fair amount of [moneh], and does everything in his power to make people see this

Instruction: "guy1: cockmoney just left" What is the definition of "cockmoney"?


caso' flenta

Context: bitch wants to caso' flenta

Instruction: "bitch wants to caso' flenta" What is the definition of "caso' flenta"?


b and t

[bridge and tunnel] an elitist derogatory term used to describe people who have to get into manhattan by bridge or tunnel

Instruction: ""she's a b and t skank or "they're so b and t, i bet they've never been to the met before""" What is the definition of "b and t"?


b and t

[bridge and tunnel] an elitist derogatory term used to describe people who have to get into manhattan by bridge or tunnel

Instruction: ""she's a b and t skank or "they're so b and t, i bet they've never been to the met before""" What is the definition of "b and t"?


four and a split

four and a half ounces of crack, cocaine, or heroin

Instruction: " sean has been on top of the game ever since he got that four and a split" What is the definition of "four and a split"?


banter wagon

Instruction: "'oi lads, lets hop on this banter wagon to the pub'  'wha-gwan rude boy, last night i was [driving the banter wagon] all round the city'" What is the definition of "banter wagon"?


cabolies

Context: holy cabolies

"another word for a term of excitement when used in the "holy #$%%!" context

Instruction: "holy cabolies" What is the definition of "cabolies"?


ass rambler

Context: man he aint nuttin but an ass rambler

someone that talks about gettin ass but never hits it

Instruction: "man he aint nuttin but an ass rambler" What is the definition of "ass rambler"?


daub

Instruction: "hey man want to quaff a fat daub after class?" What is the definition of "daub"?


daub

"also known as or refered to as "sweet daub"  v

Instruction: "example 1:  i have had the shits all day my ass is so sore that i cant wipe any more, all i can do is daub it" What is the definition of "daub"?


galloping gut rot

"violent, unpredictable and rather unpleasant bout of  "delhi belly"

Instruction: ""we'd best leave now, sir, you have a bad case of galloping gut rot" What is the definition of "galloping gut rot"?


do rag

Context: homey, dat do rag be flossin'

a cloth, often made of nylon and resembling a panty hose, worn over the hair of one's head

Instruction: "homey, dat do rag be flossin'" What is the definition of "do rag"?


do rag

a piece of polyester frequently resembling a condom placed over the head which is seen as often as a symbol of being unproductive in today's society

Instruction: "he will never be able to work with a do rag on his head, only collect social security and food stamps" What is the definition of "do rag"?


do rag

Context: do rag r worn by wiggers too

the do rag is not for rappers is for keeping the afro cover, anyone can wear it

Instruction: "do rag r worn by wiggers too" What is the definition of "do rag"?


awtf

Context: that awtf ripped my ass to shreads

after weed toilet feed, usually taken a day after a big night of smoking

Instruction: "that awtf ripped my ass to shreads" What is the definition of "awtf"?


family tree

a chart or diagram depicting who had sex with who, and/or who is the result of such

Instruction: "oedipus, the original redneck, had an unusual family tree" What is the definition of "family tree"?


family tree

Instruction: "that niggers eyes almost poped out after i hung him from my family tree" What is the definition of "family tree"?


fabockery

leading someone on through white girl ways

Instruction: "lindsay engaged in fabockery with sam through flirting, giggling, and ultimately leading him" What is the definition of "fabockery"?


born outta facebook

when a random person befriends everyone on facebook and becomes everyones insta-best friend

Instruction: "-omg did julia request you on facebook? -yeah who is she? -my new best friend, she was born outta facebook" What is the definition of "born outta facebook"?


beastipedophiliac

a person who enjoys sexual intercourse with dead baby animals

Instruction: "omg hes raping that road kill kitten hes such an beastipedophiliac" What is the definition of "beastipedophiliac"?


teabagging

Context: person 1: i want to try teabagging

Instruction: "person 1: i want to try teabagging" What is the definition of "teabagging"?


teabagging

the scrotum, much like the tea bag, is a pouch that is used specifically as a means of convenient storage

Instruction: "greg was a victim of teabagging last night, and he complained to me about scrotal-residue left on his face" What is the definition of "teabagging"?


aviat

Context: aviat is a pdm

Instruction: "aviat is a pdm" What is the definition of "aviat"?


chicken of the sea

Instruction: "i need some chicken of the sea for this tuna casserole" What is the definition of "chicken of the sea"?


chicken of the sea

"us navy term for a ballistic missile submarine, or a crewmember of same

Instruction: "bangore sub base in washington is filled with chicken of the sea" What is the definition of "chicken of the sea"?


chicken of the sea

Instruction: "did you see the chicken of the sea episode of newlyweds? i think it was scripted" What is the definition of "chicken of the sea"?


chicken of the sea

a naval game where opposing naval ships try to provoke one another with dangerous actions and maneuvers

Instruction: "the gulf of tonkin incident was a game of chicken of the sea that was used to promote american intervention in viet nam" What is the definition of "chicken of the sea"?


chicken of the sea

a womans pussy that smells like tuna fish

Instruction: "she is so hot, but i hear she has chicken of the sea" What is the definition of "chicken of the sea"?


chicken of the sea

cruising yacht owner that is afraid to actually go out and use his/her boat for world exploration

Instruction: "poor  hal, he is the original chicken of the sea" What is the definition of "chicken of the sea"?


before the door

Context: person a:i had my before the door today

it is an acting exercise at carnegie mellon university (pittsburgh) that drama students must complete in their first year

Instruction: "person a:i had my before the door today" What is the definition of "before the door"?


chillaxing

Instruction: "he was just chillaxing at his place last night" What is the definition of "chillaxing"?


chillaxing

a combination of chilling out and relaxing

Instruction: "me and my friend are chillaxing later tonite" What is the definition of "chillaxing"?


chillaxing

simply a word to describe an ultimate feeling of relaxation and chilled outness

Instruction: "i would love to make an effort but im chillaxing" What is the definition of "chillaxing"?


chillaxing

the act of chilling out while in a relaxed mood

Instruction: "hey you wanna come over to my place and do some chillaxing in the basement" What is the definition of "chillaxing"?


chillaxing

Context: me and cj were chillaxing at school

Instruction: "me and cj were chillaxing at school" What is the definition of "chillaxing"?


chillaxing

this is a cross between [chilling] and [relaxing]

Instruction: ""i'm sitting at the house just chillaxing in front of the tv drinking a bear" What is the definition of "chillaxing"?


chillaxing

chillaxing is when u have smoked so many cones or bongs as some may call it, and all u can do is sit about and stare

Instruction: "simon spends all his time chillaxing he never has time for his girlfriend" What is the definition of "chillaxing"?


chillaxing

Instruction: "he was just chillaxing at his place last night" What is the definition of "chillaxing"?


chillaxing

a combination of chilling out and relaxing

Instruction: "me and my friend are chillaxing later tonite" What is the definition of "chillaxing"?


chillaxing

simply a word to describe an ultimate feeling of relaxation and chilled outness

Instruction: "i would love to make an effort but im chillaxing" What is the definition of "chillaxing"?


chillaxing

the act of chilling out while in a relaxed mood

Instruction: "hey you wanna come over to my place and do some chillaxing in the basement" What is the definition of "chillaxing"?


chillaxing

Context: me and cj were chillaxing at school

Instruction: "me and cj were chillaxing at school" What is the definition of "chillaxing"?


chillaxing

this is a cross between [chilling] and [relaxing]

Instruction: ""i'm sitting at the house just chillaxing in front of the tv drinking a bear" What is the definition of "chillaxing"?


chillaxing

chillaxing is when u have smoked so many cones or bongs as some may call it, and all u can do is sit about and stare

Instruction: "simon spends all his time chillaxing he never has time for his girlfriend" What is the definition of "chillaxing"?


australian massage

the australian massage is the action of massaging the 'land down under'  this is basically a cooler name for a rub-down, feel-up, fingering, hand-job, or 2nd/3rd base

Instruction: "tom gave stacy an australian massage in the front seat of his car" What is the definition of "australian massage"?


cum chuckles

cum chuckles is when you laugh so hard you ejaculate a little bit every time you exhale with a chuckle

Instruction: "dude i had the worse case of the cum chuckles this morning" What is the definition of "cum chuckles"?


douche whistle

Instruction: "chris was a real douche whistle for not treating his girlfriend better" What is the definition of "douche whistle"?


douche whistle

Instruction: "wow that steve taylor is a real douche whistle" What is the definition of "douche whistle"?


douche whistle

"a sound added to the key up of a [cb radio]

Instruction: "did you hear the douche whistle on that mexican's radio?  that guy is annoying the shit out of the truckers on 19 with that douche whistle" What is the definition of "douche whistle"?


c'est dommage

Context: "megan - c'est dommage

Instruction: ""megan - c'est dommage" What is the definition of "c'est dommage"?


absolute cuteness

Context: paige ann luke = absolute cuteness

Instruction: "paige ann luke = absolute cuteness" What is the definition of "absolute cuteness"?


bearded forgie

Instruction: "that skirt was so short i could see her bearded forgie" What is the definition of "bearded forgie"?


crimeaversary

the celebration of the day your crime was committed

Instruction: "hey lil' puppett, we're gonna have a party tomorrow for casper's crimeaversary" What is the definition of "crimeaversary"?


beat down on tha skeet down

to get together  to hook up  to engage in sexual intercourse

Instruction: "i'll come see ya if i can beat down on tha skeet down" What is the definition of "beat down on tha skeet down"?


Context: 4 hours and 34 minutes ago it was 10:20

Instruction: "4 hours and 34 minutes ago it was 10:20" What is the definition of "10:20"?


fell off

Context: my gawd, outkast done fell off

Instruction: "my gawd, outkast done fell off" What is the definition of "fell off"?


felix castillo

felix castillo: born in jamaica to spanish parents hailing from madrid and barcelona respectively

Instruction: "i wish i could play soccer like felix castillo" What is the definition of "felix castillo"?


eighty-six

Context: let's eighty-six this punk's ass

to dispose of someone or something, to get rid of someone or something

Instruction: "let's eighty-six this punk's ass" What is the definition of "eighty-six"?


eighty-six

Instruction: "all we gotta do is eighty-six that bitch judge, and we're straight" What is the definition of "eighty-six"?


eighty-six

Instruction: "eighty-six the salad for table 12, they pulled a dine and dash" What is the definition of "eighty-six"?


eighty-six

Instruction: ""you need to eighty-six your girlfriend in other words "get ride of her""" What is the definition of "eighty-six"?


ding ding

Context: 1)frank likes his ding ding

ding ding: 1)the penis 2)a very pleasurable [hand job]

Instruction: "1)frank likes his ding ding" What is the definition of "ding ding"?


ding ding

the act of receiving a first class, well lubricated hand job from a chinese masseuse in an upscale massage parlor

Instruction: "i needed to relax, so i got a ding ding during my lunch break" What is the definition of "ding ding"?


ding ding

Context: nice one, ding ding

"a "ding ding" is used to describe a person who acts in the same way that a mentally handicapped person would

Instruction: "nice one, ding ding" What is the definition of "ding ding"?


ding ding

a mysterious force that can only be truly defined upon finding it

Instruction: ""have ya found ya ding ding yet? "nah, man" What is the definition of "ding ding"?


ding ding

feeling of wow or sweetness, totally awesome, wicked, hella cool, hott,

Instruction: "ding ding baby, that chick is a ding dinger" What is the definition of "ding ding"?


carmer

Context: nice hoodie, you're such a carmer

Instruction: "nice hoodie, you're such a carmer" What is the definition of "carmer"?


frouche

Instruction: "while studying in the library today, i observed a frouche having an audible conversation in french on his push-to-talk phone" What is the definition of "frouche"?


frouche

"a guy in a frat who acts like a complete douche

Instruction: "he used to be a nice guy, but now that he joined a frat he's such a frouche" What is the definition of "frouche"?


frouche

a douche bag that is very good at football and baseball that constantly makes fun of you for anything you do

Instruction: "bradley influenced will to become a frouche" What is the definition of "frouche"?


frouche

(n) the name you would give a gay man if he was a douche bag

Instruction: "the fab 5 from queer eye are such frouche bags" What is the definition of "frouche"?


frouche

a douche bag who is also acting like a fruit

Instruction: "yo david was acting like such a frouche yesterday" What is the definition of "frouche"?


bed shitter

Instruction: "you really are a bed shitter when it comes to placing football bets" What is the definition of "bed shitter"?


butt pussy

a butt pussy is an bum hole for men who like to use there butt for somthing outher than pooing

Instruction: ""john: "my butt pussy it so wet"  george: "you gay too? thanks god" What is the definition of "butt pussy"?


butt pussy

code name for anal sex when amongst other individuals

Instruction: "hey man my wife was on the rag last night so guess what i got?  hand job?  no butt pussy" What is the definition of "butt pussy"?


butt pussy

when a females bum becomes almost elastic and similar in width to the vagina

Instruction: "my wife will have a butt pussy sooner rather than later if she keeps this up" What is the definition of "butt pussy"?


atiya

Context: you look very atiya

Instruction: "you look very atiya" What is the definition of "atiya"?


grindrod

Context: hey adam, look at the grindrod on alex

the boner one gets whilst grinding on the dance floor

Instruction: "hey adam, look at the grindrod on alex" What is the definition of "grindrod"?


booskeetskeet

"someone that you are having sex with, may also be known as a"cut buddy""

Instruction: "jason: ay, stcaey wuz good wit you and tony?  stacey: tony? you know dats my booskeetskeet" What is the definition of "booskeetskeet"?


booloo

Instruction: ""when telling a friend: "my dad went booloo last night" What is the definition of "booloo"?


booloo

the act of entering a state of wild uncontrolable rage, often to the point of irridescance

Instruction: "fucking hell, steve just shat in john's pint, and he's gone totally fucking booloo" What is the definition of "booloo"?


booloo

Instruction: ""when telling a friend: "my dad went booloo last night" What is the definition of "booloo"?


booloo

the act of entering a state of wild uncontrolable rage, often to the point of irridescance

Instruction: "fucking hell, steve just shat in john's pint, and he's gone totally fucking booloo" What is the definition of "booloo"?


ambiwalktrous

when you can walk backwards and forewards with ease

Instruction: "that man doing the moonwalk must be ambiwalktrous" What is the definition of "ambiwalktrous"?


birtlelating

Instruction: "i'm so busy, i've been birtlelating since 1974" What is the definition of "birtlelating"?


axxored

Instruction: "i fucking axxored your moms ass last night bitch" What is the definition of "axxored"?


bimzy

Context: bimzy is my favorite booty call

bimzy is a nickname which describes someone who gives good head, this person is usually blonde or acts as if she was

Instruction: "bimzy is my favorite booty call" What is the definition of "bimzy"?


fudiculous

Instruction: "that government bail out of the banks is fudiculous" What is the definition of "fudiculous"?


fudiculous

Context: that guy is so cheap it's fudiculous

compound word that means fucking- ridiculous

Instruction: "that guy is so cheap it's fudiculous" What is the definition of "fudiculous"?


fudiculous

fucking ridiculous - overwelming ridiculous

Instruction: "that lady letting her dog poop on my front lawn and expecting me to pick it up is utterly fudiculous" What is the definition of "fudiculous"?


fawking

Context: i am so fawking tired

Instruction: "i am so fawking tired" What is the definition of "fawking"?


feist

stage name of canadian musician [leslie feist]

Instruction: "feist has the one of the most alluring voices you will ever hear" What is the definition of "feist"?


feist

"leslie feist, one of the best things canada has ever produced, is a fucking amazing singer-songwriter and is part of [broken social scene]

Instruction: "person 1: i'm seeing feist live next week" What is the definition of "feist"?


feist

Context: "1- "i want to feist you

Instruction: ""1- "i want to feist you" What is the definition of "feist"?


black and decker pecker wrecker

from audience participation in the rocky horror picture show

Instruction: "it's the black and decker pecker wrecker" What is the definition of "black and decker pecker wrecker"?


black and decker pecker wrecker

Instruction: "steve: what happened to your penis jeff? jeff: i went to brown town last night to get some rock and wound up with a black and decker pecker wrecker" What is the definition of "black and decker pecker wrecker"?


black and decker pecker wrecker

a girl who wears extensive dental devices, which usually consist of braces, head gear and retainers

Instruction: "dont let suzy give you blow job, they dont call her black and decker pecker wrecker for nothing" What is the definition of "black and decker pecker wrecker"?


anticockular

Instruction: "yo y do you always gotta be so anticockular all the time" What is the definition of "anticockular"?


out like a brown trout

Instruction: "the closet? no, i'm out like a brown trout" What is the definition of "out like a brown trout"?


floor whore

the chick on a dorm floor who is constantly visited by random guys her roomate has never seen

Instruction: "wow, that's the fifth guy whose come by her room, what a floor whore" What is the definition of "floor whore"?


floor whore

a man or woman hu prefers 2 shag another person on the floor

Instruction: "kelly shagged someone on sarah's bathroom floor on new yrs eve therefore she turned in2 a floor whore" What is the definition of "floor whore"?


floor whore

Context: karen is such a floor whore

a cheerleader on the gym floor  ex:     1) basketball [cheerleader]     2) pep assembly [cheerleader]

Instruction: "karen is such a floor whore" What is the definition of "floor whore"?


bung crunchie

a particularly dried dingleberry or buttnoid, often grafted firmly to the rimhairs surrounding the anus

Instruction: "dave picked and picked at the bung crunchie until successfully removing it along with the majority of his rimhairs" What is the definition of "bung crunchie"?


whitehead

a pimple or zit that is full of puss, white and ready to pop!

Instruction: "barb's whitehead was so ripe and perfect, when she popped it, puss went all over the mirror" What is the definition of "whitehead"?


whitehead

to get head from an old lady (refrencing her white/grey hair

Instruction: "brandon totally got some whitehead last night dude" What is the definition of "whitehead"?


whitehead

what a penis tip looks like right after the guy cums

Instruction: "he pulled out right before he came and sat back as she watched his whitehead" What is the definition of "whitehead"?


casanova playboys

Context: "the casanova playboys

"pop-rock musical group fronted by jamie star

Instruction: ""the casanova playboys" What is the definition of "casanova playboys"?


llama nose

"the pursing of one's nose so that it resembles that of a llama

Instruction: "a: hey sis, i think that guy over there is doing the llama nose" What is the definition of "llama nose"?


air cramps

very uncomfortable abdominal pain followed by intense flatulence

Instruction: "you might want to run out of the room, i'm experiencing air cramps" What is the definition of "air cramps"?


b.f.f.l.a.e.u.b.o.u.d.s.u.a.e

best friends for life and eternity until both of us die shrivel up and explode

Instruction: "myah and i are b.f.f.l.a.e.u.b.o.u.d.s.u.a.e" What is the definition of "b.f.f.l.a.e.u.b.o.u.d.s.u.a.e"?


hacking your twatter

taking sexual advantage of a very drunk girl

Instruction: "don't drink too much around him, he'll end up hacking your twatter" What is the definition of "hacking your twatter"?


cosby cereal

Instruction: "cosby cereal is the extreme version of fruit loops" What is the definition of "cosby cereal"?


ausra

Context: i want to be like ausra

Instruction: "i want to be like ausra" What is the definition of "ausra"?


chatter box

Context: dat bitch is a chatter box

Instruction: "dat bitch is a chatter box" What is the definition of "chatter box"?


fringe benefits

"refers to the ultimate in "benefits" when speaking of a lady's being a "friend with benefits", in that the friendship includes access to the "fringe" between her legs

Instruction: "my new internet girlfriend isn't much to look at or even all that interesting company, but at least she comes with fringe benefits" What is the definition of "fringe benefits"?


crazy hoe

when girls like to act crazy and start shit

Instruction: "that crazy hoe just walked infront of my car as i was driving it, what the hell" What is the definition of "crazy hoe"?


homocoat

any man who wears a fur lined hooded coat

Instruction: "check out the fur on that guys coat, he's such a homocoat" What is the definition of "homocoat"?


culiao

adjetivo1 persona a la que le gusta tener sexo anal frecuentemente adjetivo2 persona muy estereotipada la cual se usa para darle un insulto al final de su esteriotipo

Instruction: "flaite culiao, terrorista culiao, comunista de mierda o comunista culiao" What is the definition of "culiao"?


cucumber sandwich

Instruction: "oh, i had a cucumber sandwich last night but i really needed a [biscuit] to curb my hunger" What is the definition of "cucumber sandwich"?


pookie pie

Context: i love you pookie pie

a pet name given to a partner/ true love

Instruction: "i love you pookie pie" What is the definition of "pookie pie"?


pookie pie

the [fupa] part of a woman's vagina when wet with pussy juice

Instruction: "afetr mizz lee squirted on her [fupa] i went to town on that pookie pie" What is the definition of "pookie pie"?


bluetooth becky

the act of giving oral sex with no hands

Instruction: "your girl gave me head with no hands, we called her bluetooth becky" What is the definition of "bluetooth becky"?


geekbox

Instruction: "jason got on the geekbox to go to urbandictionary" What is the definition of "geekbox"?


brain hairs

a long nose hair that is so long it could only have originated from the cranial cavity

Instruction: "brandon pulled a hair from his nose and told me to look at his brain hairs" What is the definition of "brain hairs"?


corn check

Context: corn check

lodging big toe in anothers corn hole checkin status of corn

Instruction: "corn check" What is the definition of "corn check"?


butt bumping

the act of sticking ectasy pills up you butt hole and squeezing your ass cheeks together as they dissolve

Instruction: "mandy says butt bumping is only acceptable when all you can afford is one pill" What is the definition of "butt bumping"?


droppin' a bomb

Instruction: "sorry i did not answer the phone i was droppin' a bomb" What is the definition of "droppin' a bomb"?


butt wagon

Context: dude, get your butt wagon off of me

most commonly associated with a buttock or mode of transport

Instruction: "dude, get your butt wagon off of me" What is the definition of "butt wagon"?


butt wagon

a wagon used to transport a butt plug to [gigi] after she gets done getting her ass pounded by pablos penis

Instruction: "hey chomper when you're done giving your brothers head can you bring me my plug using your butt wagon" What is the definition of "butt wagon"?


[blaze] one for the nation

slang referring to the act of smoking marijuana

Instruction: ""yo dude lets go [blaze] one for the nation  "if refer to smoking a joint as "blazing one for the nation" one more time, i will give you a sap covered pink sock" What is the definition of "[blaze] one for the nation"?


almond eyes

an asian person who's eyes resemble almonds

Instruction: "why are those damn almond eyes so damn smart?" What is the definition of "almond eyes"?


almond eyes

an asian person who's eyes resemble almonds

Instruction: "why are those damn almond eyes so damn smart?" What is the definition of "almond eyes"?


butt seks

Instruction: "lyke, omfg, in this lemon i jsut read, ther was butt seks" What is the definition of "butt seks"?


wyoming

the state with the lowest population which will eventually kill us all when [yellowstone] erupts

Instruction: "holy shit, did you see supervolcano on the discovery channel? why is the sky black? oh, it's just wyoming" What is the definition of "wyoming"?


wyoming

supposedly a state in the [united states]

Instruction: "blond chick: hey, i'm going to wyoming for vacation" What is the definition of "wyoming"?


wyoming

"chicago is the windy city, wyoming is the windy state

Instruction: "the reason that wyoming is so windy is because montana blows and colorado sucks" What is the definition of "wyoming"?


wyoming

a midwestern state that contains more cattle and sheep than people

Instruction: "wyoming is the 9th largest state and is the least populated" What is the definition of "wyoming"?


cum dumpster

a receptacle for you and the rest of your town to put your ejected semen in

Instruction: "hey dude, i just got back from using the cum dumpster" What is the definition of "cum dumpster"?


cum dumpster

any girl who takes loads of semen up her [snatch], down the hatch, in her crack, and on her back

Instruction: "i have the crabs now because alice is a promiscuous cum dumpster and i had sex with her" What is the definition of "cum dumpster"?


cum dumpster

Context: i hate so-and-so s/he is a cum dumpster

Instruction: "i hate so-and-so s/he is a cum dumpster" What is the definition of "cum dumpster"?


bakeware

1) any type of food preparation equipment, usually found in the kitchen, i

Instruction: "1) should i bring any bakeware to the cupcake party?  no, i have everything we need to make the best cupcakes ever" What is the definition of "bakeware"?


alphabet gargling

deepthroating while reciting the alphabet

Instruction: "yo that bitch is so good at alphabet gargling" What is the definition of "alphabet gargling"?


alex trebek

Instruction: "did you watch alex trebek on jeopardy? yeah" What is the definition of "alex trebek"?


chili chode

Instruction: "i got done fucking ashely in the ass and then showed her my chili chode" What is the definition of "chili chode"?


globed

a practical joke of sorts, that involves the inconspicuous planting of cheap and tacky snowglobes around the victim's room (condom/sock drawer, under the pillow, nestled in sex toy chest)

Instruction: ""bro, you totally globed me the other night when i was gettin' busy with this chick" What is the definition of "globed"?


dimple dick

a lumpy penis that caves in at weird angles, also known as [jingle junk]

Instruction: "sex was uncomfortable with toddy because he had a big old dimple dick" What is the definition of "dimple dick"?


2 dollar dung ferret

Context: michael grace is 2 dollar dung ferret

a 2 dollar dung ferrit is a person who has a big enough gap in there teeth to put a 2 dollar coin in the gap

Instruction: "michael grace is 2 dollar dung ferret" What is the definition of "2 dollar dung ferret"?


comedy glod

spawned from a message board misspelling and it has caught on from there

Instruction: ""that picture of yuffie in her "sexy" shorts is comedy glod" What is the definition of "comedy glod"?


inselphiliation

inselphiliation is the the action of having sexual intercourse with the yourself, but your other self is the opposite gender

Instruction: "inselphiliation - when logan came across himself as a female, they instantly knew what they were to do" What is the definition of "inselphiliation"?


2point slow

Instruction: "yo hes got a 2point slow ha my 94 prelude with vtech would destroy it" What is the definition of "2point slow"?


chinese groundhog

when you are having anal sex and stop and poop in the other persons butt

Instruction: "only really sick people perform the chinese groundhog" What is the definition of "chinese groundhog"?


blue cup

Context: that chick over there is cup blue cup

Instruction: "that chick over there is cup blue cup" What is the definition of "blue cup"?


blue cup

Context: damn that boy trippin off that blue cup

a cup which contains a blue substance usually being blue koolaid or hyptonic

Instruction: "damn that boy trippin off that blue cup" What is the definition of "blue cup"?


metahipster

a hipster that is so ironic they do something considered mainstream or opposite of hipster

Instruction: "a metahipster might do the following: go to georgia tech, major in math, watch football, wear button-down shirts" What is the definition of "metahipster"?


braid hawk

grown out mohawk or variation with thin braids

Instruction: "michale graves changed his devilock into a braid hawk when he joined marky ramone's blitzkrieg" What is the definition of "braid hawk"?


booby do

Context: ew that girl got a nasty booby do

when a girls stomach stick out farther than her booby do!

Instruction: "ew that girl got a nasty booby do" What is the definition of "booby do"?


booby do

Instruction: "her belly sticks out further than her booby do" What is the definition of "booby do"?


booby do

Context: ew that girl got a nasty booby do

when a girls stomach stick out farther than her booby do!

Instruction: "ew that girl got a nasty booby do" What is the definition of "booby do"?


booby do

Instruction: "her belly sticks out further than her booby do" What is the definition of "booby do"?


beaver hunting

Instruction: "guy 1) hey you wanna go beaver hunting with me?  guy 2) who do i look like, tiger woods?" What is the definition of "beaver hunting"?


boeinging

when a product, typically a complex one like an airplane or an iphone, becomes completely inoperable as a result of a defective battery

Instruction: "my old iphone 3gs did not take apple's recent earnings report well and decided it would boeinging for no apparent reason, sparing the entire device any future disappointment" What is the definition of "boeinging"?


forest gump

Context: omg i sah teh forest gump las weeknd

Instruction: "omg i sah teh forest gump las weeknd" What is the definition of "forest gump"?


forest gump

in its verb form it means to successfully complete a task or chain of events through amazing fluke rather than skill or ability

Instruction: ""in the film 'the mexican' julia roberts can be heard saying to brad pitt:  "you've managed to forest gump your way through this" What is the definition of "forest gump"?


forest gump

Instruction: "where is the paper, im off for a forest gump" What is the definition of "forest gump"?


bacon drapes

inner vaginal lips (labia minora) which are especially meaty and sometimes wavy, resembling bacon

Instruction: "daaaammnn, that girl had some nasty bacon drapes" What is the definition of "bacon drapes"?


dorkistorian

Context: you are such a dorkistorian

someone who is exceptionally smart in the subject of dorksters

Instruction: "you are such a dorkistorian" What is the definition of "dorkistorian"?


tongue fu

Context: my tongue fu is strong

Instruction: "my tongue fu is strong" What is the definition of "tongue fu"?


tongue fu

an over zealous act of cunnilingus which leaves the victim's privates feeling as if she's just gone 5 rounds with jackie chan

Instruction: "sammy: ugghhh i surrender nick (downunder): i knew you were no match for my tongue fu" What is the definition of "tongue fu"?


tongue fu

spittin game, mackin, slick talkin  creator: the one, the only, e-40

Instruction: ""aye i saw you layin down some tongue fu on that hunnie the other night  "meng you were tongue-fuin' all damn night, tell me you got your dick wet""" What is the definition of "tongue fu"?


tongue fu

Context: he's a tongue fu master

Instruction: "he's a tongue fu master" What is the definition of "tongue fu"?


bagnio

Instruction: "i was tired of choking my chicken so i decided to find a bagnio and quench my thirst of having a real sex" What is the definition of "bagnio"?


billy lines

random black dude from the song stack-o-lee, sung by samuel l

Instruction: "then that baaaad mothafucka billy lines walked in" What is the definition of "billy lines"?


blow this joint

Instruction: "lets blow this joint before the pigs find us" What is the definition of "blow this joint"?


dirt mall

a place of business where used goods are made avaliable at bargian prices

Instruction: "i found an old television at the dirt mall for only $ 30" What is the definition of "dirt mall"?


midify

to cause to be held in lesser esteem or respect

Instruction: "looking through the glass will midify your view" What is the definition of "midify"?


furfed

to bail or ditch a group of friends (usually followed by a lame excuse)

Instruction: "mike furfed on the party to stay home and read a book" What is the definition of "furfed"?


furfed

to get totally shitfaced so when you read a shirt that says fmf it comes out furf

Instruction: "sam- i'm going to get totally furfed tonite and do some crazy shit" What is the definition of "furfed"?


alright brian

a term used for an annoying loser who ruins everything by repeating what popular kids say and annoys everyone

Instruction: "what is up my hommie - brian dude don't use that word - person why not i am hip - brian alright brian - person" What is the definition of "alright brian"?


black ops

something that reduces pregnancy rates by 50%

Instruction: "guy 1: dude, my girlfriend dumped me, because i sat there playing black ops all day" What is the definition of "black ops"?


black ops

a very effective contraception method used by teens

Instruction: ""example 1:  hot girl: "hey you, want a [blowjob]? ;)"  guy: "no im playing black ops" What is the definition of "black ops"?


black ops

the best form of abstinence known to man

Instruction: "sally: noooooo, john got a copy of black ops" What is the definition of "black ops"?


black ops

something that reduces pregnancy rates by 50%

Instruction: "guy 1: dude, my girlfriend dumped me, because i sat there playing black ops all day" What is the definition of "black ops"?


black ops

a very effective contraception method used by teens

Instruction: ""example 1:  hot girl: "hey you, want a [blowjob]? ;)"  guy: "no im playing black ops" What is the definition of "black ops"?


black ops

the best form of abstinence known to man

Instruction: "sally: noooooo, john got a copy of black ops" What is the definition of "black ops"?


black ops

something that reduces pregnancy rates by 50%

Instruction: "guy 1: dude, my girlfriend dumped me, because i sat there playing black ops all day" What is the definition of "black ops"?


black ops

a very effective contraception method used by teens

Instruction: ""example 1:  hot girl: "hey you, want a [blowjob]? ;)"  guy: "no im playing black ops" What is the definition of "black ops"?


black ops

the best form of abstinence known to man

Instruction: "sally: noooooo, john got a copy of black ops" What is the definition of "black ops"?


bluenani

Instruction: "i was sick of her giving me[blueballs], so i gave her bluenani" What is the definition of "bluenani"?


bell top

Context: matthew alun edwards is a bell top

Instruction: "matthew alun edwards is a bell top" What is the definition of "bell top"?


aldy and caroline

Context: aldy and caroline are still together?

Instruction: "aldy and caroline are still together?" What is the definition of "aldy and caroline"?


brelyn

most amazing girl you can ever meet :) she's probably the kindest person you can ever encounter, always saying hello to complete strangers and striking conversation

Instruction: "man: gurrlll, you looking fine, what's cho name?  girl: brelyn  man: no wonder you're so damn pretty" What is the definition of "brelyn"?


britney spears

Context: britney spears is a fucking whore

slut who first aims her music at young kids then acts like a total bitch making her fans be like her producing slutty 10 year olds around the world

Instruction: "britney spears is a fucking whore" What is the definition of "britney spears"?


britney spears

Context: britney spears is on the news again

the princess of pop, soon to be queen if madonna ever dies

Instruction: "britney spears is on the news again" What is the definition of "britney spears"?


britney spears

Context: britney spears is a common scrubber

your worst nightmare, white trash with money

Instruction: "britney spears is a common scrubber" What is the definition of "britney spears"?


britney spears

Instruction: "britney spears is the top rated celebrity in the world" What is the definition of "britney spears"?


britney spears

1) a hot piece of sex  2) a hot robot slut made to produce money and slutty 5 year old girls

Instruction: "hey look next to the toilet, its a britney spears" What is the definition of "britney spears"?


honkey hookup

"the politically correct version of "nigger rigged"

Instruction: "my cappuccino maker broke yesterday, but i was able to put the honkey hookup on it and got a cup of coffee" What is the definition of "honkey hookup"?


horder

a big bump or bruise, wart, anything disgusting on your foot

Instruction: "dude, i got this nasty horder from these scratchy ass shoes" What is the definition of "horder"?


gp-ass

the ability of the human butt to know when it is close to its home toilet

Instruction: "i didn't have to go during the whole five hour drive, but as soon as i turned onto my street my gp-ass kicked in and i almost soiled my shorts" What is the definition of "gp-ass"?


fisterectomy

removal of part or all of the uterus through an uppercut forceful enough to render the patient permanently barren

Instruction: "chelsea wouldn't shut up, so i had to perform an emergency fisterectomy" What is the definition of "fisterectomy"?


big hitter

Context: damn, adam is really a big hitter

Instruction: "damn, adam is really a big hitter" What is the definition of "big hitter"?


birkis

Context: omfg they are being such effing birkis

Instruction: "omfg they are being such effing birkis" What is the definition of "birkis"?


chat tranny

"when people of either gender pretend to be the opposite sex in a chat room

Instruction: ""chat tranny: "anyone wanna chat with a sexxy girl?"  chatter: "no piss off and stop being a chat tranny" What is the definition of "chat tranny"?


arabelling

Instruction: "just stop arabelling no one tried to rape you" What is the definition of "arabelling"?


bekahlopolus

the sexually transmitted disease obtained when improperly cleaning up after a london bridge

Instruction: "how come every time you come around, my bekahlopolus hangs on the ground?" What is the definition of "bekahlopolus"?


arrow to the knee

a phrase from [skyrim] that is completely overused

Instruction: "i used to be an adventurer but then i took an arrow to the knee" What is the definition of "arrow to the knee"?


arrow to the knee

Instruction: "i used to be a lax bro until i took an arrow to the knee" What is the definition of "arrow to the knee"?


arrow to the knee

"a new phrase originated from the role-playing game "elder scrolls skyrim

Instruction: "i used to be an adventurer like you, then i took an arrow to the knee" What is the definition of "arrow to the knee"?


williston park

Instruction: "outsider: where are you from? wp resident: williston park outsider: you must like to party wp resident: yeah, you got a fucking problem with that? outsider: no man, sorry" What is the definition of "williston park"?


bernbarting

being as wrong as it is possible to be, especially when done with an air of superiority, i

Instruction: "that russellm, he was stinking up the whole comment thread with his constant bernbarting" What is the definition of "bernbarting"?


chilling condo

Context: are you down to chill? chilling condo

chilling condo series are from november of 2006 to march 2007

Instruction: "are you down to chill? chilling condo" What is the definition of "chilling condo"?


boobal region

Context: i stared at her boobal region

the region of a woman's body which contains the boobs

Instruction: "i stared at her boobal region" What is the definition of "boobal region"?


caleb beast

a person who is named caleb who has a sexy body, is strong, fit, and gets all the ladies

Instruction: "look at that caleb beast bench pressing 3 babes" What is the definition of "caleb beast"?


cavalierofhonor

Context: just ignore cavalierofhonor

Instruction: "just ignore cavalierofhonor" What is the definition of "cavalierofhonor"?


angry raptor

during sex in the doggie style position make yourself look like a raptor(i

Instruction: "last nite i was giving it 2 shela doggie style and pulled an angry raptor" What is the definition of "angry raptor"?


cockleberry

Instruction: "look at amwakx hes one dirty mother fuckin cockleberry" What is the definition of "cockleberry"?


homotard

an unfortunate individual who, because of his retardation, is unable to express his homosexuality effectively

Instruction: " you know, timmy would be kind of dreamy if he weren't such a homotard" What is the definition of "homotard"?


homotard

somebody who has displayed that he can act queer from time to time and also be a fucking idiot

Instruction: "molina, would you quit being such a homotard" What is the definition of "homotard"?


homotard

Context: joey hoey is homotard

Instruction: "joey hoey is homotard" What is the definition of "homotard"?


homotard

Instruction: "your fathwer the homotard came on to me at the party" What is the definition of "homotard"?


doulja

Context: batman, robins the doulja

someone's flunky, does everthing there told to do, sidekick

Instruction: "batman, robins the doulja" What is the definition of "doulja"?


eating it plain

to perform analingus without the aid of a flavored substance such as ranch dressing or peanut butter

Instruction: "she wanted me to toss her salad but since we didn't have any ranch i ended up eating it plain" What is the definition of "eating it plain"?


fredex

a former wide receiver for the [philadelphia eagles]

Instruction: "person #1: man did you see fredex catch that pass on 4th and 26? person #2: yeah, good thing god blessed him with those great hands" What is the definition of "fredex"?


Instruction: "1)something or someone really cool   dude that w4s s000 phr19gi|\| 3l337 j00 fragged that n00b" What is the definition of "3l337"?


darwin device

any device in which use results in death by those silly enough to use/operate the device

Instruction: "gentleman 1: my mate just bought a gsxr1000  gentleman 2: oh a gixxer? well he's now a temporary citizen, that's a darwin device" What is the definition of "darwin device"?


skinny dip

a skinny, pinner blunt that got too wet when it was rolled

Instruction: "yo, i'm straight, i'll pass on the skinny dip" What is the definition of "skinny dip"?


eik

Context: eik

silly girlie whirlies say this word when they are being attacked by people with hair or svedish accents

Instruction: "eik" What is the definition of "eik"?


bding

Instruction: ""man #1: "hey man, is bob dole god?" man #2: "bding my good sir, bding" What is the definition of "bding"?


nairuz

Context: nairuz is nairuz

hot ass girl that like black cocks and love their teacher of advance class

Instruction: "nairuz is nairuz" What is the definition of "nairuz"?


holiday-whore

1)the act of using someone to accompany you to family gatherings

Instruction: ""mark - "so, what's new?" shelly - "oh, nothing, just trying to figure out who i'm going to holiday-whore with this christmas" What is the definition of "holiday-whore"?


gon'd

[stoned] without taking any drugs  state achieved by being yourself with other people and reaching an elevated state without help

Instruction: "dude, yesterday at bob's house, i was so gon'd" What is the definition of "gon'd"?


votz

Instruction: ""teacher: "yeah, i think he may be right, i believe votz is a word""" What is the definition of "votz"?


ano gay

Context: sean is such an ano gay

a gay man (usually young) who is thin, bitchy, always at the gym, and never eating

Instruction: "sean is such an ano gay" What is the definition of "ano gay"?


damn son

Context: damn son where'd you find this?

a common sample used in edm/trap music and also an expression used when your [homeboy] shows you the brand new trap mix he just found and it's awesome

Instruction: "damn son where'd you find this?" What is the definition of "damn son"?


blonde blackie

Context: austun is a blonde blackie

Instruction: "austun is a blonde blackie" What is the definition of "blonde blackie"?


dicking it

being a dick, usually by inconveniencing others

Instruction: "person #1: yo, did you see chad knock over that kid's milk? person #2: he's really been dicking it lately" What is the definition of "dicking it"?


dstributor

"the act of distributing the d to the desirers of said d

Instruction: "damn joshua, did you see how much of a dstributor chase was last night?" What is the definition of "dstributor"?


pearl necklace

the passionate result of a man wanking onto his lover's upper chest, neck and shoulders

Instruction: "benny and betty weren't rich by any means, but benny loved to spoil his wife by giving her a pearl necklace whenever he could" What is the definition of "pearl necklace"?


pearl necklace

when a guy cums on the girls neck making it look like a pearl necklace

Instruction: "last night i gave my girlfriend a pearl necklace" What is the definition of "pearl necklace"?


pearl necklace

the act of ejaculating semen onto your partner's neck, they then appear to be wearing something that resembles a pearl necklace

Instruction: "dude, i was like totally screwing this chick and she asked me to give her a pearl necklace" What is the definition of "pearl necklace"?


pearl necklace

"latin: peractio sumptuosus most women ask themselves one question, "spit or swallow?" few ever consider this elegant, exciting finale to a successful hand- or blowjob

Instruction: "there is nothing, and i mean nothing, like a man who can deliver a perfect pearl necklace" What is the definition of "pearl necklace"?


chef's special sauce

Context: don't order the chef's special sauce

"the daily "special" at a chinese restaurant, made by adding three scallions and a mushroom to any other sauce in the restaurant

Instruction: "don't order the chef's special sauce" What is the definition of "chef's special sauce"?


back sex

Instruction: "she won't let me have back sex because she's afraid it will hurt" What is the definition of "back sex"?


formal fridays

"due to the popularity of shows like mad men, games like l

Instruction: "can't wait to wear this new skinny tie on formal fridays at the bar" What is the definition of "formal fridays"?


butterlube

Instruction: "~man 1~ man, i ran out of vaseline last night, so me and sandy just used butterlube" What is the definition of "butterlube"?


battyrinser

a person of the homosexual persuasion who 'rinses' (has sex with numerous) batties

Instruction: "'why you going on so gay, you battyrinser" What is the definition of "battyrinser"?


blackhawk blumpkin

to receive a [blumpkin] (getting one's cock sucked whilst taking a shit) while hanging out of a door mid-flight in a blackhawk helicopter

Instruction: "jack was getting a blackhawk blumpkin at 1,500 feet when the pilot banked hard left and she blew chunks all over his [chode]" What is the definition of "blackhawk blumpkin"?


billy joe armstrong

the wrong way to spell [billie joe armstrong]

Instruction: ""i think billy joe armstrong is really fit" What is the definition of "billy joe armstrong"?


alissa thames

someone who is very lame, usually thinks they know everything, and doesn't know japanese

Instruction: "alissa thames got chocolate all over her face" What is the definition of "alissa thames"?


aunt marrhea

Instruction: "dude, not only did aunt flow stop by this morning, but she brought her sister, aunt marrhea" What is the definition of "aunt marrhea"?


cunt nudger

Context: yo that dudes a cunt nudger

Instruction: "yo that dudes a cunt nudger" What is the definition of "cunt nudger"?


complankicous

Instruction: ""tom: "hey, look at that complankicous nigga" What is the definition of "complankicous"?


chastin

Instruction: "hey did u see chastin walking down the hall" What is the definition of "chastin"?


powerful

Context: the tcl language is very powerful

Instruction: "the tcl language is very powerful" What is the definition of "powerful"?


powerful

Context: the king is powerful

an adjective describing someone or something who is in possession of some form of power

Instruction: "the king is powerful" What is the definition of "powerful"?


powerful

when someone can make other people do whatever they say- in person that is

Instruction: "she's more powerful than you are and you hate her for it" What is the definition of "powerful"?


powerful

Context: we gonna get powerful drunk bud

Instruction: "we gonna get powerful drunk bud" What is the definition of "powerful"?


powerful

Context: wow, that is powerful cool

another word for very, uber, mucho, and any other word that means

Instruction: "wow, that is powerful cool" What is the definition of "powerful"?


powerful

"an adjective for emphasising the word "very"

Instruction: "those dilanger bullets are powerful weak" What is the definition of "powerful"?


cotton pickin chicken pluckin music

Instruction: "grown-ups always listen to cotton pickin chicken pluckin music" What is the definition of "cotton pickin chicken pluckin music"?


craemed

Context: i craemed that bitch

Instruction: "i craemed that bitch" What is the definition of "craemed"?


what you type in on a calculator to spell the word, lesbo

Instruction: ""stuy: "dude, look at what u spell when you turn the numbers 08531 upside down on your calculator" What is the definition of "08531"?


5 dollar foot long

Instruction: "susie had brad's 5 dollar foot long in her mouth" What is the definition of "5 dollar foot long"?


5 dollar foot long

Instruction: "rob j from vineland has a 5 dollar foot long" What is the definition of "5 dollar foot long"?


nameya

Instruction: "i felt like nameya when my best friend told me i was so beautiful i was ugly" What is the definition of "nameya"?


equal opportunist

being open to either sex, giving then both an equal opportunity for you

Instruction: "oh, suzannah? she's no lesbian, she's an equal opportunist" What is the definition of "equal opportunist"?


adoraballs

when something is so freakin adorable, that you can't just help but add the word balls to it

Instruction: "your boyfriend made you a home cooked meal and bought you flowers? oh my goddd isn't that adoraballs" What is the definition of "adoraballs"?


abhinandan

Instruction: ""you are welcome - in hindi it will mean, "aapka abhinandan hai""" What is the definition of "abhinandan"?


incoherrant

"portmanteau of [incoherent] and [errant], effectively ending up at the meaning "straying from the proper path without aim or purpose"

Instruction: ""i've been acting rather incoherrant lately" What is the definition of "incoherrant"?


crotch christians

a subset of christianity whose main test of other peoples' piety is where they put their genitals

Instruction: "the crotch christians are protesting gays in the military" What is the definition of "crotch christians"?


bighustlah

verb  finding ways to make lots of money that other people wouldn't think of

Instruction: ""he went bighustlah on [craigslist] this month" What is the definition of "bighustlah"?


ddc

Instruction: "my dad said since he turned 60 he now belongs to the ddc" What is the definition of "ddc"?


ddc

Context: gay #1:you ama join that new ddc homie

Instruction: "gay #1:you ama join that new ddc homie" What is the definition of "ddc"?


bed then behead

[smash and dash]- french revolution style

Instruction: "that hot bitch was one i wanted to bed then behead" What is the definition of "bed then behead"?


bollock face

one who has a face like a mans testi sack / scrotum

Instruction: "oi, bollock face your face looks like a bollock" What is the definition of "bollock face"?


bedopedophile

an older person who is attracted to the beds of children but not necessarily to the children themselves

Instruction: "have you seen travon's aladdin sheets, he's such a bedopedophile" What is the definition of "bedopedophile"?


tool-box

a person with no humor,someone with predictable humor which seems to have been taken straight out of a movie he just saw

Instruction: ""-if you are reading this and do not quite understand what i am talking about, you are most likely a tool-box" What is the definition of "tool-box"?


foundrance

noun  1) a state of confusion  2) a conundrum

Instruction: "his foundrance was apparent when his laptop spun the 30th 360˚ spin move" What is the definition of "foundrance"?


cumsloth

Context: oh man, phil's mom is such a cumsloth

Instruction: "oh man, phil's mom is such a cumsloth" What is the definition of "cumsloth"?


grud

Context: "yo that bitch is fucking grud

pronounced (gr-oo-d) used to describe something or someone vile, inhumane and absolutely disgusting

Instruction: ""yo that bitch is fucking grud" What is the definition of "grud"?


grud

1)abhorrent/distasteful conversation held about someone, behind that certain persons back

Instruction: "oi sorry but i have to grud this guy, he gives me the shits" What is the definition of "grud"?


grud

Context: the grud are massing

large hairy wilderbeast found dwelling in the savanna's of lithuania

Instruction: "the grud are massing" What is the definition of "grud"?


loose stool

Context: damn dude i have loose stool

Instruction: "damn dude i have loose stool" What is the definition of "loose stool"?


loose stool

Instruction: "i should have known after pounding pbr's all night on that broken-ads bar stool that i'd have loose stool the next day" What is the definition of "loose stool"?


Context: face2wo new mixtape is hot bruh

face2wo is a canadian rapper, whos formed a rap group called #yk standing for (youngkings) fello artist on the #yk movement slim,2tone,mellyb & tcent

Instruction: "face2wo new mixtape is hot bruh" What is the definition of "face2wo"?


porras

a great god, always up for any challenge, and known for being the biggest of bullies, wouldn't want to run into a porras on the street, definitely show no mercy

Instruction: "all i said was to get out of the way, and the porras really handed my ass to me" What is the definition of "porras"?


bladder buster

(n) any of the ubiquitous, huge, outrageously obnoxious soft drink containers sold in convenience stores

Instruction: "damn, frank filled his bladder buster at the truck stop and then we had to stop every 20 minutes of the trip so he could [squirt the dirt]" What is the definition of "bladder buster"?


bladder buster

this is a party usually on spring break, where free beer flows till someone goes piss

Instruction: "eddie took a piss at the bladder buster so i had to start paying for beer what an ass hole" What is the definition of "bladder buster"?


faux flatulence

when you are at work or on a date and your chair squeaks or your heel scrapes the floor and it sounds like a fart

Instruction: "i had to create some faux flatulence so my date wouldn't think i was nasty" What is the definition of "faux flatulence"?


13 delta

"glorified secretaries that think they are a combat mos

Instruction: "the girls that have the 13 delta mos love having anal sex with each other" What is the definition of "13 delta"?


crumbled

Context: man, im well crumbled

Instruction: "man, im well crumbled" What is the definition of "crumbled"?


niggah's boy

when a cracka sucks up to a og niggah like his mama

Instruction: ""look at that niggah's boy suckn up to ray ray; "hey niggah, get off his dick" What is the definition of "niggah's boy"?


cyock and teets

as a student systems admin at my college, our group office was across the hall from one of our middle eastern professors

Instruction: "all dat dey are talking about is cyock and teets" What is the definition of "cyock and teets"?


exploding dog

something, usually a piece of art, that makes positively no sense but has a whimsical air to it and is therefore enjoyable

Instruction: "i don't know, that picture seems like an exploding dog" What is the definition of "exploding dog"?


belbs

the area located where the butt ends and the legs begin

Instruction: "that woman wearing the daisy dukes has her belbs hanging out all over the place" What is the definition of "belbs"?


bekariades

when two cars are at a stop sign and continuously flicker their headlights trying to initiate the other driver to go, but no one does

Instruction: "sam:  ron, why the hell are you so late for work?  ron:  i got caught up in a bekariades for like 2 hours" What is the definition of "bekariades"?


daije

Context: wow check out that hot daije

Instruction: "wow check out that hot daije" What is the definition of "daije"?


girl jumping

that strange jumpy-thing that girls do when they're excited

Instruction: "when she announced her engagement, all of her friends started screaming and girl jumping around her" What is the definition of "girl jumping"?


10,000 b.c

Instruction: "homie i was on 1 last night, 10,000 b.c  feel me" What is the definition of "10,000 b.c"?


diepey

a kid who skateboards in diapers and always smells like fresh butt sex and likes to be let up in dat shooooooot

Instruction: "hey diepey your gay get the hell outta my way you fag todd" What is the definition of "diepey"?


bow chicka bow wow

a term used in the popular web series redvsblue, meaning or having to do with sex, or getting it on

Instruction: ""did somebody call for a really hairy plumber? bow chicka bow wow" What is the definition of "bow chicka bow wow"?


bow chicka bow wow

"sex scenes in porn videos during the seventies were accompanied with what was considered to be cheesy music, even by seventies standards

Instruction: "so, rob, are you two going to go back to your place?  bow chicka bow wow" What is the definition of "bow chicka bow wow"?


bow chicka bow wow

Context: that girl is such a bow chicka bow wow

the best comercial ever and makes you want to have a sexy time

Instruction: "that girl is such a bow chicka bow wow" What is the definition of "bow chicka bow wow"?


bogalusa

Context: let's go to bogalusa

Instruction: "let's go to bogalusa" What is the definition of "bogalusa"?


bogalusa

a city composed of only crackheads and obese people, in turn making it fairly badass

Instruction: "what's wrong with those people?  oh them? they're just from bogalusa" What is the definition of "bogalusa"?


dyketastic

Context: damn that chick is dyketastic

a woman that is very butch and likes other females

Instruction: "damn that chick is dyketastic" What is the definition of "dyketastic"?


a la cushy

an interjection of pleasure at something thats easy to do with great reward, or an easy task

Instruction: "crack addict: where do you reckon i should go out theiving for my daily bread?  dealer: i find stealing old womens handbags is always a la cushy" What is the definition of "a la cushy"?


banana salad

a combination of raw green cocks, often tossed with pieces of other raw or cooked genitalia, cheese, or other ingredients and served with a creamy dressing

Instruction: ""hey cindy, did brad serve you up that banana salad he promised? "he certainly did" What is the definition of "banana salad"?


bum fuck

a place, containing no phones, street signs, or people with teeth, incredibly frightening to be lost in, especially at 2:30 in the morning

Instruction: "we got lost in bum fuck pa for 3 hours friday night" What is the definition of "bum fuck"?


bum fuck

the middle of nowhere, the sticks, the boondocks, loosersville u

Instruction: "my gps went haywire and now i'm somewhere in the middle of bum fuck" What is the definition of "bum fuck"?


bum fuck

Context: "alan sorenson is a stupid bum fuck

(n) someone who never has any money to speak of, constantly bumming cigarettes and anything else that he can his hands on

Instruction: ""alan sorenson is a stupid bum fuck" What is the definition of "bum fuck"?


chinese basketball

two players sitting across from each other at a table, trying to dunk a kung-pao peanut in their opponent's teacup, using only chopsticks

Instruction: "chinese basketball is a good way to learn to use chopsticks" What is the definition of "chinese basketball"?


dorkquad

Context: omg look at the dorkquad

Instruction: "omg look at the dorkquad" What is the definition of "dorkquad"?


dorkquad

Context: you're sucha dorkquad

the kind of dorks! one who is a dork! a ruler of dorks! one w/ dork like qualities

Instruction: "you're sucha dorkquad" What is the definition of "dorkquad"?


barmageddon

Instruction: "barmageddon example:  sunday, may 2nd 2010" What is the definition of "barmageddon"?


:p'

Instruction: "a: hey, do you like cheesecake? b: mmmmm, cheeesecake :p'" What is the definition of ":p'"?


smt

"an acronym standing for "suck my teets/tits"

Instruction: "jack: hey jill, why don't you just suck my dick? jill: you know what jack? smt" What is the definition of "smt"?


smt

Instruction: "smt - suck my teeth, sucking on your teeth" What is the definition of "smt"?


smt

Instruction: "if you're gonna keep acting like a baby then you can smt" What is the definition of "smt"?


butternoodle

one who's favorite meal out of all options in the world's cuisine is plate of butter noodles

Instruction: "my blind date last night was a complete butternoodle" What is the definition of "butternoodle"?


googolception

"googolplexian factorial (googolplexian!) multiplied by googol divided by pi to the power of googolvundaplex (a googolplex with a "decillion-2 more plexes", taken from googology wiki)

Instruction: "googolception is one of the world's bigger numbers" What is the definition of "googolception"?


christ church

biggest and best of all the [oxford] colleges, founded by cardinal wolsey and subsequently re-founded by henry viii

Instruction: "pembroke person: gosh, i wish christ church had accepted me" What is the definition of "christ church"?


big o' mess

Instruction: "that rn is a big o' mess for sleeping with the surgeon" What is the definition of "big o' mess"?


ball seam

the vertical seam between your balls that often turns purple during cold weather

Instruction: "man, it's so damn cold out here that my ball seam is bigger than my schlong" What is the definition of "ball seam"?


chubawuba

something that should never be used to describe alyssa

Instruction: "alyssa: god im so chubawuba caty: nuh uh" What is the definition of "chubawuba"?


aerodite

Context: the bloviator was quite aerodite

elevated air-headed attempts at knowledge

Instruction: "the bloviator was quite aerodite" What is the definition of "aerodite"?


brilliantanimous

complete agreement by all people that something is brilliant

Instruction: "the panel took a vote, and we all decided your plan to jump across the grand canyon is brilliantanimous" What is the definition of "brilliantanimous"?


aging hipsters

kraftwerk-listening, craft beer-drinking poseurs of a certain age

Instruction: "those aging hipsters were complaining about the noise at last night's hardcore show" What is the definition of "aging hipsters"?


bloody face

Instruction: "dude i was eatin this gurl out last night and the bitch gave me a bloody face" What is the definition of "bloody face"?


blue ring of wait

the blue ring windows 7 shows when it's sitting on its ass doing nothing

Instruction: "oh joy, i've got the blue ring of wait on my computer again" What is the definition of "blue ring of wait"?


caulin

Instruction: "girl: i have a perfect boyfriend girl2: really? then you must have a caulin" What is the definition of "caulin"?


dingbusted

Instruction: "huck finn: i done reckon our raft be dingbusted cause it gone run out of gas" What is the definition of "dingbusted"?


biffy claw

Context: peter frampton has a biffy claw

Instruction: "peter frampton has a biffy claw" What is the definition of "biffy claw"?


gumby leg

Instruction: ""(example: " did you see kevin ware get that fucking gumby leg last night?")"" What is the definition of "gumby leg"?


cock-a-too-poo

Context: woooooooooo-aaaah, its cock-a-too-poo

eighties new romantic 'kitchen' group featuring derek blunden as the main talent orifice

Instruction: "woooooooooo-aaaah, its cock-a-too-poo" What is the definition of "cock-a-too-poo"?


pull a bode

to fail to perform under pressure, especially after intentionally generating lots of publicity and attention

Instruction: "for all of his bragging before the date, he is going to pull a bode and totally strike out" What is the definition of "pull a bode"?


gang battle

when two groups oppose each other for no apparent reason

Instruction: "yo' mikey is pissed and about to start a gang battle" What is the definition of "gang battle"?


alleigh

has a hard exterior, but is kind to the eyes

Instruction: "that girl is about to get the alleigh kicked out of her" What is the definition of "alleigh"?


abortion tolerant

a better term for pro-choice if you aren't necessarily for abortions but also not against it

Instruction: "i don't like abortions but i'm not against them entirely, i guess you could say i'm abortion tolerant" What is the definition of "abortion tolerant"?


abortion tolerant

a better term for pro-choice if you aren't necessarily for abortions but also not against it

Instruction: "i don't like abortions but i'm not against them entirely, i guess you could say i'm abortion tolerant" What is the definition of "abortion tolerant"?


obx

"obx or outer banks refers to a long chain of barrier islands off the coast of north carolia

Instruction: "jim: i am traveling to the obx this weekend with my family and i can't wait" What is the definition of "obx"?


obx

Context: oh look, another obx sticker

"commonly seen acronym for "outer banks", a (carolinian beach) on the usa's east coast, usually adorning the back windshield of every suv in town

Instruction: "oh look, another obx sticker" What is the definition of "obx"?


obx

Context: obx is totally cool

island chain in north carolina, aka: the coolest place to go on vacation!

Instruction: "obx is totally cool" What is the definition of "obx"?


obx

a stupid little sticker people from ohio and shit, buy while vacationing here in north carolina

Instruction: "jim bob: he man look at that there obx sticker, i know he aint a local" What is the definition of "obx"?


obx

Context: vacationing at obx is pure enjoyment

Instruction: "vacationing at obx is pure enjoyment" What is the definition of "obx"?


obx

not only is it a sticker, but some particualryly dorky/retarded/affluent/effluent/etc people in the washington dc area have paid extra to put it on their license plates

Instruction: "if you paid extra to get a personalzed license plate with obx on it, you are a true pile of effluent" What is the definition of "obx"?


ampersandy

Instruction: "there was this ampersandy biker guy in the bathroom eyeballing my junk at the urinal" What is the definition of "ampersandy"?


ball tongue

caused when someone is so high on speed that they are unable to talk, and it looks like their tongue has a ball on the end of it

Instruction: "he was so high on speed lastnight, he got a ball tongue" What is the definition of "ball tongue"?


ball tongue

in addition to the korn reference, ball tongue is the unfortunate condition a female (or male) obtains after licking too much ball

Instruction: "don't kiss her man--she's got ball tongue" What is the definition of "ball tongue"?


akward turtle

a classy way to describe an akward situation and also to break an akward silence

Instruction: "so i was talking about that dirty bitch ryan from maria and didn't realize she was right behind me, akward turtle or what?" What is the definition of "akward turtle"?


akward turtle

a hand gesture used during a situation where a conversation becomes akward

Instruction: "man 1:dude i was talking to amanda but i ended up doing the akward turtle man 2: that's just sad man" What is the definition of "akward turtle"?


akward turtle

a classy way to describe an akward situation and also to break an akward silence

Instruction: "so i was talking about that dirty bitch ryan from maria and didn't realize she was right behind me, akward turtle or what?" What is the definition of "akward turtle"?


akward turtle

a hand gesture used during a situation where a conversation becomes akward

Instruction: "man 1:dude i was talking to amanda but i ended up doing the akward turtle man 2: that's just sad man" What is the definition of "akward turtle"?


cocknogger

Context: you cocknogger

to nog a cock (one step beyond smoking it)

Instruction: "you cocknogger" What is the definition of "cocknogger"?


brolanzha

"the definition of a stereotypical "broha"

Instruction: "-dude, i was chilling with nick last night, and turns out hes a brolanzha" What is the definition of "brolanzha"?


niggacoon

a place where a nigga changes into a wealthy, nice, non-ghetto white man

Instruction: "man#1: hey have you seen tyrone? man#2: nahh man hes in his niggacoon already" What is the definition of "niggacoon"?


field day

"a united states marine corps field day is very simple to explain

Instruction: "we are gonna field day the shit out of this place" What is the definition of "field day"?


field day

Context: jj: we have field day tonight

"one day out of the week (generaly thursday) when you are forced to clean everything in your room or squad bay like it was fresh out of the department store

Instruction: "jj: we have field day tonight" What is the definition of "field day"?


blue vulva

Instruction: "after a full day of the thunder from down under, strip clubs, and a sensual massage, bullah had been aroused for nearly 18 hours and ended up with blue vulva" What is the definition of "blue vulva"?


aroma bubble

the scent of a person who has failed to bathe regularly, and the aroma that surrounds them hijacking the nose of the unwary traveler

Instruction: "i was sat on a plane and trapped in the aroma bubble of the dude next to me" What is the definition of "aroma bubble"?


beaver bash

the act of punching someone unexpectedly in the vagina in a fit of rage

Instruction: "bitch, give me your canteen or i'll beaver bash your sorry ass" What is the definition of "beaver bash"?


flavas

Context: flavas owns lans

Instruction: "flavas owns lans" What is the definition of "flavas"?


chick flick

i word which refers to movies characteristically geered at young females in their twenties and late teens

Instruction: ""laura: hey wanna watch "the happy movie" with me? danny: that chick flick" What is the definition of "chick flick"?


chick flick

a movie a guy goes to with the sole purpose of making out

Instruction: "did you hook up with leslie? yeah, we went to see a chick flick" What is the definition of "chick flick"?


chick flick

i word which refers to movies characteristically geered at young females in their twenties and late teens

Instruction: ""laura: hey wanna watch "the happy movie" with me? danny: that chick flick" What is the definition of "chick flick"?


chick flick

a movie a guy goes to with the sole purpose of making out

Instruction: "did you hook up with leslie? yeah, we went to see a chick flick" What is the definition of "chick flick"?


fuba

Context: my fuba is sweaty

acronym for fat under bollacks/balls area (derived from [fupa] (fat upper pussy/penis area))

Instruction: "my fuba is sweaty" What is the definition of "fuba"?


compartmentalize

"someone who can "divide" his or her's emotions from other thoughts, even from the important

Instruction: "a spy can compartmentalize his emotions after killing someone, knowing (s)he still has a mission to complete" What is the definition of "compartmentalize"?


hotish

Context: that guy at the mall was hotish

Instruction: "that guy at the mall was hotish" What is the definition of "hotish"?


blumpky dumpty

when, in a moment of sublime ecstasy, the blumpkee (the receiver of the blumpkin), achieves the blumpkin before falling back into the toilet, onto his own blumpkin

Instruction: "blumpky dumpty sat on a wall, blumpky dumpty had a great fall" What is the definition of "blumpky dumpty"?


detroit choke-hold

the act of ramming your dick down someone's throat and then manually choking them (in an effort to tighten their grip while you throat-fuck them)

Instruction: "that bitch wouldn't stop talking, so i put her in a detroit choke-hold" What is the definition of "detroit choke-hold"?


humidipee

a measure of the amount of pee infused water vapor in the air of a bathroom

Instruction: "the men's bathroom must be at least 95% humidipee right now" What is the definition of "humidipee"?


dotflamo

Context: i am dotflamo

adj: extremely awesome n: an extremely awesome person v: to be extremely awesome and in no way homor [unhomor]

Instruction: "i am dotflamo" What is the definition of "dotflamo"?


gransexual

Context: stephen gunderson is a gransexual

Instruction: "stephen gunderson is a gransexual" What is the definition of "gransexual"?


gransexual

Instruction: "hate to break it to you, but your ambiguous grandmother is a total gransexual" What is the definition of "gransexual"?


dufus dust

"a delightful phrase used on the one of the networks show called blossom

Instruction: "i hope i didn't get any dufus dust on me" What is the definition of "dufus dust"?


blumpkin of passion

when you cuddle with eric after taking a dump while he blows you

Instruction: "ryan felt secure and loved after his blumpkin of passion" What is the definition of "blumpkin of passion"?


bingo bait

an older chick that will get you ridiculed by your friends

Instruction: "i was at the mall and saw some bingo bait mall walking" What is the definition of "bingo bait"?


bondalai

Context: you are such a bondalai

bondalai is a way to describe someone who is hilarious or pathetic

Instruction: "you are such a bondalai" What is the definition of "bondalai"?


empathi

having so much empathy that your eye twitches

Instruction: "seeing lucy slip and fall on her way to the diving board gave kathryn instant empathi" What is the definition of "empathi"?


chooching

"to masturbate while crying, as seen in "mulholland drive

Instruction: "after going to a funeral and then watching porn, it was time for some chooching while listening to some emo music" What is the definition of "chooching"?


chooching

to beat off in your bath robe all day with your bedroom door open

Instruction: "dude,i forgot my keys in the appartment and when i went back to grab them wil was fucking chooching that shit somethin' fierce" What is the definition of "chooching"?


double fishhook

while doing a skank doggy style reach around and stick both your pinkies in the girls mouth and pull back for better penetration

Instruction: "i reached around and gave julie a double fishhook becuase i wanted to go a little bit deeper" What is the definition of "double fishhook"?


black diamond course

a task that is extremely difficult, or requiring incredible amounts of skill or luck

Instruction: "tim: how's the new code for the project coming? bob: christ, man, it's a black diamond course" What is the definition of "black diamond course"?


adam katz

"the creator of popular web series "inanimate insanity"

Instruction: ""friend 1 : have you seen "inanimate insanity?" friend 2 : yeah, adam katz makes that right?"" What is the definition of "adam katz"?


hickey tender

a word created by mistake it is a hickey the size of a chicken tender

Instruction: "aye girl let me give you a hickey tender on your tits" What is the definition of "hickey tender"?


long walk home

when you get a case of blue balls and end up walking home at 3a

Instruction: "so, how was you date with sarah lastnight? well, let's just say it was a long walk home" What is the definition of "long walk home"?


buttruption

the spewing of fecal matter from your anus

Instruction: "uhhh, i just had a buttruption after eating that taco bell" What is the definition of "buttruption"?


king of the nasty snatch

someone that likes to 'pork' women that no one else would ever do just for the hell of it

Instruction: "pal a: oh my god look at that 400 lb beast  pal b:yeah i'd hit that  pal a: you sick fuck, you are one king of the nasty snatch" What is the definition of "king of the nasty snatch"?


breeding grid

where the importance reproducing is the goal of life

Instruction: "my life has more to it that living on the breeding grid" What is the definition of "breeding grid"?


filemonkey

one who is prone to sift through many terrabytes of [information],a 'user' who can easily [exploit] your pc without your [knowledge]

Instruction: "i have read so many files i should call myself a filemonkey,someone [1337] has been exploiting my os like they were a filemonkey" What is the definition of "filemonkey"?


fafuh

Instruction: "wow nico you have not done anything with yourself you fafuh" What is the definition of "fafuh"?