c crew

Context: jea jea c crew fo life nigga

a culmination of dope illin ridaz who blaze pure heady chronular blunts all day and all night and occasionally strap on some skis and throw a trick or two

Instruction: "jea jea c crew fo life nigga" What is the definition of "c crew"?


california fire hose

when hot sause is inserted into a girls vagina

Instruction: "guy 1 - dude, i gave that girl a california fire hose" What is the definition of "california fire hose"?


lolems

me and alice coined it bitches basicly means my obsession with putting ems on the end of this basicly lol even more

Instruction: "eddiecums and jizzems and obviously right said fred lolems" What is the definition of "lolems"?


crap slappers

Instruction: "that cat is kneading me with her crap slappers" What is the definition of "crap slappers"?


fubb

Context: situation there's fubb ( any  g

fucked up beyond belief, military slang, stronger than snafu

Instruction: "situation there's fubb ( any  g" What is the definition of "fubb"?


fubb

"acronym for "fucked up beyond belief" similar to fubar, but fubb usually refers strictly to computers and other technology items

Instruction: "john tried to fix his cd player by himself, now it is fubb" What is the definition of "fubb"?


fubb

fat ugly bearded bitch  a dumb bitch from school who never shuts up and also needs to shave

Instruction: "look at fubb sitting over there eating 2 double cheeseburger meals" What is the definition of "fubb"?


fubb

the act of penetrating the [wooch] with a wooden object, generally a spoon causes intense feelings of toe tingling and terror

Instruction: "holy crap i just saw bob and jingo doing the fubb" What is the definition of "fubb"?


the orange square

"the orange square is often said to have hacked into mobile devices and talk about smartphone businesses and discretely offer death to those who ask for it

Instruction: ""the orange square is about teasing -the orange square "the fairy is the orange square the orange square""" What is the definition of "the orange square"?


hacoga

Instruction: "anyone who can beat super ghosts and goblins for the snes is a hacoga" What is the definition of "hacoga"?


creeskunk

Context: let's get creeskunk

Instruction: "let's get creeskunk" What is the definition of "creeskunk"?


barackillac

obama's pimped out black presidential caddy

Instruction: "get the kids michelle, we be going to kfc in the barackillac " What is the definition of "barackillac "?


earping

when some one does something that is uncool or disrespectful to you or your crew

Instruction: "yo josh was earping so hard not passing the blunt last night" What is the definition of "earping"?


earping

when a guy goes out with a girl who is hotter than him and cheats with a girl that is uglier than her or vice versa

Instruction: "she was way too good for that ass anyway but i can't believe he was earping" What is the definition of "earping"?


hula hoop

Instruction: "that whore i picked up at the club, during last call, was so loose i had to hula hoop her for an hour just to get off" What is the definition of "hula hoop"?


hula hoop

Instruction: "look at the way he walks, you could tell he's a hula hoop" What is the definition of "hula hoop"?


ganjanite

a person who smokes a lot of weed, never did or used to

Instruction: ""our friend timmy doesn't smoke tree but he is a honorary ganjanite because we are always chilling around him and smoking" What is the definition of "ganjanite"?


gheput

Context: don't spill the coke on the gheput

an australian aboriginal adaptation of the word 'carpet'

Instruction: "don't spill the coke on the gheput" What is the definition of "gheput"?


brady bunch

a family that is so seemingly unrealistically perfect that it's sickening

Instruction: "i heard they actually discuss their problems at the dinner table - they're like the freakin' brady bunch" What is the definition of "brady bunch"?


brady bunch

when your entire family consisting of large number of people show up at the same time and make a lot of noise

Instruction: "i was having a relaxing dinner when the entire brady bunch showed up and stressed me out" What is the definition of "brady bunch"?


brady bunch

Context: who thats a freaking brady bunch

Instruction: "who thats a freaking brady bunch" What is the definition of "brady bunch"?


brady bunch

Instruction: "wow man we were having a great time then when the others came in it just became a brady bunch" What is the definition of "brady bunch"?


brady bunch

the two-time super bowl champion new england patriots, led by quarterback tom brady

Instruction: "   i predict it will be the bears and the brady bunch in the 2007 super bowl" What is the definition of "brady bunch"?


cock sandwich

Context: cock sandwich that's crazy

in other words basically it means holy shit

Instruction: "cock sandwich that's crazy" What is the definition of "cock sandwich"?


cock sandwich

a cock sandwich is made when a man inserts his erect penis in between two pieces of bread and has his girl chew on it

Instruction: "hey, wanna taste my cock sandwich?  dude my dick hurts because my girl chomped down on my cock sandwich last night" What is the definition of "cock sandwich"?


black damp

Context: black damp fuckin rocks

an absolutely amazing metal band made up of 5 equally amazing people

Instruction: "black damp fuckin rocks" What is the definition of "black damp"?


head baller

Instruction: "male friend: yo head baller wanna go cinema tonight?  head baller: yeah sure can we see that new chick flick?  male friend [shot caller]: hell no" What is the definition of "head baller"?


assless chaps

a popular pair of leather pants that motorcyclists wear

Instruction: "shaggy wears assless chaps when he plays halo" What is the definition of "assless chaps"?


assless chaps

a brief escape hatch of someones ass in the rear end of there trousers orpants etc

Instruction: "a hooded night with a hole on his rear end (rectum) cutaway in pants trousers etc assless chaps" What is the definition of "assless chaps"?


da fisha

Context: can i get da fisha up outcha?

Instruction: "can i get da fisha up outcha?" What is the definition of "da fisha"?


chum face

Context: o my god your such a chum face

one who's face is full of fish products not typically consumed by humans

Instruction: "o my god your such a chum face" What is the definition of "chum face"?


dodec

a something-something that nobody gives any fux about

Instruction: ""ah: "a dodec is a metaphysical object with a very high specific gravity" What is the definition of "dodec"?


cowboy shit

to do something reckless without concern for the consequences

Instruction: "this nigga rob was on some wild cowboy shit last night til the cops showed up" What is the definition of "cowboy shit"?


bookyak

Context: jeanine garafalo is a bookyak

Instruction: "jeanine garafalo is a bookyak" What is the definition of "bookyak"?


dependa

"a person who is married to someone in the service who doesn't just depend on their spouse for financial support, but pretty much relies on them for it

Instruction: ""-"my husband and i just got married last month, what are some websites that give free stuff to military wives?" --"shut up dependa" What is the definition of "dependa"?


aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

"you got bored and typed "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" into the search bar

Instruction: ""i'm so fucking bored i pressed the "a" button on my keyboard down for 3 whole seconds:  aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" What is the definition of "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"?


axcalibur

type of guitar, usually with a fender statocaster shape

Instruction: ""is that a strat?  "no, it's an axcalibur" What is the definition of "axcalibur"?


brittolepsy

condition that causes you to fall asleep for 10 minutes and wake up thinking you were out for 3 hours+

Instruction: "he suffered from some serious brittolepsy on the ride home from bonnaroo" What is the definition of "brittolepsy"?


anteater stamp

Instruction: "since my parents were cruel people and didn't circumsise me, i was forced to give that slut an anteater stamp instead of a mushroom stamp" What is the definition of "anteater stamp"?


bitch alley

Instruction: ""i wandered down a bitch alley the other night and ended up with a nasty case of chlamydia" What is the definition of "bitch alley"?


chuck moss

a mentally retarded individual who takes a huge, gnarly, semi-liquified shit

Instruction: "that special ed dude just left a disgusting chuck moss on my toilet" What is the definition of "chuck moss"?


ablol

Context: just use ablol in place of lol

Instruction: "just use ablol in place of lol" What is the definition of "ablol"?


airlifted giraffe

something unexpected, yet thoroughly satisfying

Instruction: "did you see that link she sent me? oh man, what an airlifted giraffe" What is the definition of "airlifted giraffe"?


beachpatong

Context: ima beachpatong yo' ass tomorrow

when someone is analy terrorised and then made to eat turkey

Instruction: "ima beachpatong yo' ass tomorrow" What is the definition of "beachpatong"?


bait one

something that is obvious to everyone around

Instruction: "randomer eating chips- i'm eating chips maz-that's a bait one mate" What is the definition of "bait one"?


caenepeel method

a method applied to chemical engineering problems to force a person to think outside the box

Instruction: "danny: why i am doing this method? rawad: not sure, my hand hurts from doing the caenepeel method for so long" What is the definition of "caenepeel method"?


calf job

when a friend asks you to repeatedly massage their calves in an up and down motion because they like the friction

Instruction: "nicki would ask jillian to give her a calf job after a long shift while smiling and licking her lips sensually" What is the definition of "calf job"?


childover

similar to a hangover, only with permanent side effects

Instruction: "jane should have insisted on contraception, now ted and her could quite possibly be coming down with a nasty childover" What is the definition of "childover"?


danegerus

Context: noahs arch, is a danegerus boat

a wild looking boat, produced mainly in the maritimes

Instruction: "noahs arch, is a danegerus boat" What is the definition of "danegerus"?


a rap

a (pronounced like the letter) rap is a slang term for anal/ass rape

Instruction: "brian there is no need to a rap your sister" What is the definition of "a rap"?


Instruction: "i got a d in the class? this does not look good for homestar runner" What is the definition of "this does not look good for homestar runner"?


anna-ass

a girl who has a big ass that encourages people to smack it all the time, especially when she wears tight pants

Instruction: "annabelle walked into the room with spandex on and everyone thought man what a big butt or anna-ass she has" What is the definition of "anna-ass"?


able price

someone who is a good listener, knows what there talking about

Instruction: "i wish i could have a friend like able price" What is the definition of "able price"?


horming

Context: what's that horming noise?

buzzing noise homing in on your ears, from a bug or bee

Instruction: "what's that horming noise?" What is the definition of "horming"?


bandidos

bandido(s)is the spanish name for bandids who are a gruop of individuals who usually do illegal activities such as stealing,painting walls with graffiti,etc

Instruction: "the bandids just stole my store los bandidos acaban de robar mi tienda/bodega" What is the definition of "bandidos"?


co-exclusively independent

a state of romantic relationship within which you are exclusively seeing and sexing each other, yet, maintaining enough distance to be independent like a boss

Instruction: ""dude 1: "is she single?" dude 2: "no, she's co-exclusively independent with boris" dude 1: "so she'd fuck me, right?" dude 2: "no, she only fucks boris""" What is the definition of "co-exclusively independent"?


australian think tank

Instruction: "babs had a bout of depression and spent a week in the australian think tank" What is the definition of "australian think tank"?


jeepster

Context: i'm just a jeepster for your love

what one is in response to a girl who slides so good with bones so fair she's got the universe reclining in her hair

Instruction: "i'm just a jeepster for your love" What is the definition of "jeepster"?


jeepster

Instruction: "my jeepster is worth more that all the ricers in the world" What is the definition of "jeepster"?


damron

Context: look at him he has to be a damron

Instruction: "look at him he has to be a damron" What is the definition of "damron"?


b. carr

to give a gay reacharound handjob to a person who is driving a car

Instruction: "aww man, it was so gross; i was driving my date home from a dance and got a b. carr from a guy hiding in the back seat" What is the definition of "b. carr"?


drop kick

Instruction: ""guy 1: "dude i so wanna drop kick that freshman in the face" guy 2: "you should defiantly do it, dude""" What is the definition of "drop kick"?


drop kick

Context: hey johnno, ya drop kick

Instruction: "hey johnno, ya drop kick" What is the definition of "drop kick"?


drop kick

when you have to use brute force to get a piece of computer or networking equipment working properly again

Instruction: "no one is able to connect to that server, i am about to apply drop kick" What is the definition of "drop kick"?


bergunter

Instruction: "i'm bergunter take out the trash after dinner" What is the definition of "bergunter"?


bald headed squirrell

Instruction: "gretchen enjoys showing off her bald headed squirrell" What is the definition of "bald headed squirrell"?


flat top drop

it's the woman's version of the the tea bag drop

Instruction: "after basketball practice i'm going to flat top drop linda" What is the definition of "flat top drop"?


dramaedy

a life so full of drama (real or self-created) that it becomes a comedy

Instruction: "britney spears crazed life has become an ongoing dramaedy" What is the definition of "dramaedy"?


box cutters

Context: box cutters make shitty weapons

a cutting implement consisting of a small, sturdy, replaceable razor blade, and a durable handle into which the blade can be retracted for safety

Instruction: "box cutters make shitty weapons" What is the definition of "box cutters"?


box cutters

outlaw box cutters!!!!  3,000 people killed on 9/11 because of box cutters!!!!  why didn't the democrats outlaw box cutters???

Instruction: "why?  they should atleast ban assault-style box cutters" What is the definition of "box cutters"?


frozenshade

coolest gay guy in the world!!! also a property of xenon fansubs

Instruction: "i like a fresh cup of frozenshade in the morning" What is the definition of "frozenshade"?


frozenshade

Context: frozenshade ownz all anime networks

"none of these definition in urbandictionary

Instruction: "frozenshade ownz all anime networks" What is the definition of "frozenshade"?


case hardened

steely resolve, resolute mental grip on a situation, where welding equipment (or lsd!) would be the only thing one could use to make it budge!!

Instruction: "case hardened businessman  case hardened virgin  case hardened politico (liberal or conservative" What is the definition of "case hardened"?


binite

Context: yous a binite

Instruction: "yous a binite" What is the definition of "binite"?


ball jacuzzi

when you fill up a teapot with warm water, then dip your balls into it

Instruction: "i went home and relaxed with a ball jacuzzi from my girlfriend" What is the definition of "ball jacuzzi"?


gazebo

Context: we'll meet up under the gazebo

Instruction: "we'll meet up under the gazebo" What is the definition of "gazebo"?


gazebo

a creature that may be found in a field in a game of d & d and attacked

Instruction: ""i attack the gazebo "it just stays there" What is the definition of "gazebo"?


gazebo

Context: we sat under the gazebo when it rained

Instruction: "we sat under the gazebo when it rained" What is the definition of "gazebo"?


gazebo

Context: gazebo get out of my face

pronounced gaze-bo, something you say when you want someone to get out of your face

Instruction: "gazebo get out of my face" What is the definition of "gazebo"?


gazebo

Context: to the gazebo we go

sometimes called 'gazebu' a small house without walls and usually a roof with a hole

Instruction: "to the gazebo we go" What is the definition of "gazebo"?


gazebo

Context: hey, gazebo it, gazebo that box

Instruction: "hey, gazebo it, gazebo that box" What is the definition of "gazebo"?


gazebo

when four attractive male's are having sex doggystyle with four females forming a + shape wile the females are kissing and the males are high fiving each other

Instruction: "ross demay, andrew dozier, bryan allen and jared poindexter are going to run a gazebo on some slut's" What is the definition of "gazebo"?


gazebo

a wooden haven where bold drug addicted kids go to smoke pot in public

Instruction: ""meet me in the gazebo usually means "let's get high""" What is the definition of "gazebo"?


[1337] written in [binary], making it even leeter

Instruction: "nerd 1: zomfg i h4ck3d t3h cia nerd 2: omfg wut ur so 00111001" What is the definition of "00111001"?


beat-around dog

Context: that kid is such a beat-around dog

a person or dog that is scared of everything and frequently gets beat up and bossed around

Instruction: "that kid is such a beat-around dog" What is the definition of "beat-around dog"?


cutesie

a girl who is very very cute, adorable and caught your eye

Instruction: ""she was so cutesie i just had to talk to her" What is the definition of "cutesie"?


cutesie

a girl who is very very cute, adorable and capture your eyes

Instruction: ""she was so cutesie i just had to talk to her" What is the definition of "cutesie"?


cutesie

a picture of something or someone that is cute

Instruction: "mary took a cutesie of her dog licking her cat" What is the definition of "cutesie"?


cutesie

Context: girls like to look cutesie

girls who like to take an hour or more to get ready, to look good

Instruction: "girls like to look cutesie" What is the definition of "cutesie"?


fudge-tongue

Context: her boyfriend is a total fudge-tongue

the giver of tongue to butthole action (aka rim job)

Instruction: "her boyfriend is a total fudge-tongue" What is the definition of "fudge-tongue"?


chunk it

term used in the bay area to throw down, fight

Instruction: "me and this foo bout to chunk it wit these poodles you down" What is the definition of "chunk it"?


chunk it

Instruction: "dude, i don't want that shitty thing; chunk it" What is the definition of "chunk it"?


chunk it

Context: chunk it

"a stand-alone phrase that has equal meaning to "you're stupid

Instruction: "chunk it" What is the definition of "chunk it"?


a cc

Context: she's hot, but i bet she's a cc

Instruction: "she's hot, but i bet she's a cc" What is the definition of "a cc"?


megaman network transmission

"a video game designed for the nintendo gamecube

Instruction: "i love playing megaman network transmission" What is the definition of "megaman network transmission"?


bo duke

Context: bo duke of course

every girl that grew up watching the dukes of hazzard, bo duke was her 1st love

Instruction: "bo duke of course" What is the definition of "bo duke"?


bo duke

when you slide your ass across a woman's face

Instruction: "like bo duke used to do when he would run and jump across the general lee sliding his ass across the hood of the car" What is the definition of "bo duke"?


crypt keeper

Context: the crypt keeper is the shiznit

"the hilarious, creepy, and all around cool host of "tales from the crypt""

Instruction: "the crypt keeper is the shiznit" What is the definition of "crypt keeper"?


crypt keeper

Instruction: ""did you see john sneaking over to felicia's house last night?  "yeah i saw him, guess he don't want anyone to know he is fucking that crypt keeper" What is the definition of "crypt keeper"?


crypt keeper

a stripper that is obviously past her prime, that makes you ask yourself why is she still stripping

Instruction: "holy shit dude how old do you think that one is?  i dunno man she's gotta be the crypt keeper here" What is the definition of "crypt keeper"?


falcon northwest

Instruction: "that fully loaded mach v by falcon northwest costs more than many used cars" What is the definition of "falcon northwest"?


diamond head

Context: wot wo that ya diamond head

if your playing football and you header the ball a completlwy different way to were you were supost too

Instruction: "wot wo that ya diamond head" What is the definition of "diamond head"?


blaire's room

a room in which people write lists of people they hate or wish to kill

Instruction: "he sat in his massive chair in his blaire's room writing all who he hated" What is the definition of "blaire's room"?


gutter snipes

young kids that run around the streets causing trouble

Instruction: "those gutter snipes are messing with your car" What is the definition of "gutter snipes"?


homo walk

Context: hey home boy, you have a homo walk

the act of a gay guy walking like a woman or walking like they have something up there ass

Instruction: "hey home boy, you have a homo walk" What is the definition of "homo walk"?


bar'd that

Instruction: "1:mangg, what you do yestarday?  2:nigga you know annie?  1:yeahh brahh  2:you already know i bar'd that up" What is the definition of "bar'd that"?


xped

Context: hey will, lets go cruise the xped

Instruction: "hey will, lets go cruise the xped" What is the definition of "xped"?


godfathered

to have been made an offer which one cannot refuse

Instruction: "i didn't want to go pick up the pizza, but my friend godfathered me, by saying he would pay for the pizza if i drove" What is the definition of "godfathered"?


kremlin

sex move, involving rubbing the clit over a womans pants

Instruction: "over the blouse, in front of the house,  the kremlin is dirty and sneaky like mouse" What is the definition of "kremlin"?


kremlin

a walled fortified area of moscow, in russia

Instruction: "the kremlin is a symbol of times gone by when kings ruled and russia was a world power" What is the definition of "kremlin"?


kremlin

"kremlin derives from the turkish word for fortress, which is "kermen"

Instruction: "the moscow kremlin is a historic fortified complex, which serves as the official residence of the president of russia" What is the definition of "kremlin"?


kremlin

Instruction: "hey lets go to kremlin and score some crank" What is the definition of "kremlin"?


cuntkins

a cat, normally owned by an old lady living alone, which constantly shits in your back yard whilst never doing so in its own

Instruction: "that fucking tabby next door is a right cuntkins" What is the definition of "cuntkins"?


melanico

Context: my melanico is dark and handsome

"usually a olive or naturally tan hispanic male or "chico"

Instruction: "my melanico is dark and handsome" What is the definition of "melanico"?


blue jays

the greatest baseball team in the american league, fuck new york or boston, thy've had thier time

Instruction: "did you see the blue jays kill the yankees last night" What is the definition of "blue jays"?


blue jays

Instruction: "blue jays eat bird seeds sarah is awe some baseballs are white =)" What is the definition of "blue jays"?


arlen

generally used to describe the indescribable

Instruction: "philosopher: after years of contemplating in my parents' basement, i have come to the conclusion god is arlen" What is the definition of "arlen"?


arlen

a red bumpy rash along the gooch, resulting in a severe burning and itching sensation

Instruction: "my arlen must be starting to heal because it is pussing" What is the definition of "arlen"?


arlen

generally used to describe the indescribable

Instruction: "philosopher: after years of contemplating in my parents' basement, i have come to the conclusion god is arlen" What is the definition of "arlen"?


arlen

a red bumpy rash along the gooch, resulting in a severe burning and itching sensation

Instruction: "my arlen must be starting to heal because it is pussing" What is the definition of "arlen"?


git r done

Context: come on man, git r done

a country exclamation of saying to get something finished

Instruction: "come on man, git r done" What is the definition of "git r done"?


git r done

Context: git r done man, git r done

phrase used to tell someone to get something finished

Instruction: "git r done man, git r done" What is the definition of "git r done"?


katasi

Context: that girl is so katasi

Instruction: "that girl is so katasi" What is the definition of "katasi"?


fuck butt

having an unusually shaped ass resulting directly from the only exercise that person receives is legs up in the air missionary sex

Instruction: "i could tell before she even turned around that she was a fuck butt" What is the definition of "fuck butt"?


fuck butt

Context: man, you have a nasty case of fuck butt

the nasty smell of your butt after having sex

Instruction: "man, you have a nasty case of fuck butt" What is the definition of "fuck butt"?


bi-shiftual

someone who types using both the left and right shift keys

Instruction: "ben first realised he was bi-shiftual while writing a letter using alternate hands" What is the definition of "bi-shiftual"?


4 flat

Instruction: "ay bra i hit 4 flat on them dudes bra  ay man wen i pull out that gun on him he hit 4 flat" What is the definition of "4 flat"?


4 flat

Context: damn, that girl 4 flat

Instruction: "damn, that girl 4 flat" What is the definition of "4 flat"?


fancy bits

Context: i like your fancy bits

Instruction: "i like your fancy bits" What is the definition of "fancy bits"?


a+ double star gumby stamp comment

a grade reserved for the most intelligent of individuals

Instruction: ""kitten waffle: "hoooorrrrraaaaaahhhhhhsssszz, i got a a+ double star gumby stamp comment" What is the definition of "a+ double star gumby stamp comment"?


trunk steak

frozen steak sold door-to-door, usually from the trunk of a disreputable-looking salesman's car

Instruction: "a shady-looking salesman came into my work today trying to sell me some nasty frozen trunk steak" What is the definition of "trunk steak"?


beaver basher

Instruction: "i hit your mother in the face with my beaver basher" What is the definition of "beaver basher"?


dragon ball

Instruction: "beautiful girl: dragon ball is so stupid" What is the definition of "dragon ball"?


dirt whore

a female who can successfully bang two best friends at the same time and walk away with a smile

Instruction: ""that dirt whore was banging us both the whole time" What is the definition of "dirt whore"?


a bunch of cocksuckers

Instruction: "the urban dictionary editors are a bunch of cocksuckers" What is the definition of "a bunch of cocksuckers"?


blackgrove

Context: ally blackgrove is a complete legend

a well good surname for a well cool girl

Instruction: "ally blackgrove is a complete legend" What is the definition of "blackgrove"?


bacon flipper

Context: paul is such a bacon flipper

one who enjoys same sexual relationships

Instruction: "paul is such a bacon flipper" What is the definition of "bacon flipper"?


kise ryouta

Context: person 1: omg it's kise ryouta

Instruction: "person 1: omg it's kise ryouta" What is the definition of "kise ryouta"?


flipped her wig

Context: wow, she really flipped her wig

went crazy, lost her composure, flipped out

Instruction: "wow, she really flipped her wig" What is the definition of "flipped her wig"?


daium

Context: *pimped out car goes by* kevmo: daium

Instruction: "*pimped out car goes by* kevmo: daium" What is the definition of "daium"?


tehehe

"when one of the female species says "tehehe" one can make the assumtion that their vag tingles

Instruction: "girl: tehehe boy:ur vag must be tingling right now" What is the definition of "tehehe"?


tehehe

Context: guy:hey, whats up ?  girl:hey tehehe c:

a cute laugh that a shy girl does when they're talking to someone who they really like online

Instruction: "guy:hey, whats up ?  girl:hey tehehe c:" What is the definition of "tehehe"?


blockanism

a device and or mechanism used to block or defend yourself from being poked by such persons…

Instruction: "your arm can be used as a blockanism to deflect projectiles and/ or attackers" What is the definition of "blockanism"?


back door

back door  1) a secondary entry/exit door, normally located at the rear of a propety

Instruction: "1) glenda's back door was jammed shut, so she had to call the locksmith in" What is the definition of "back door"?


back door

Context: sally likes it in the back door

refers to a person's anus in the context of anal intercourse

Instruction: "sally likes it in the back door" What is the definition of "back door"?


back door

Instruction: "i think i just found a back door convenience store" What is the definition of "back door"?


borror

Instruction: "oh man, the borror stories i've heard about working at the library" What is the definition of "borror"?


ghostriding the whip

the act of mistakenly phrasing a sentence, then denying error by suggesting in non-verifiable terms that the act was simply the application a particular patois

Instruction: ""ariel's friends noticed she was ghostriding the whip when she drunkingly defended "licking the frog" as an oft-used expression" What is the definition of "ghostriding the whip"?


dillinger escape plan

the best fucking band in the fucking world

Instruction: "i saw the dillinger escape plan on the plea for peace tour, they slayed" What is the definition of "dillinger escape plan"?


dillinger escape plan

Instruction: "if i saw the dillinger escape plan in concert i would probably cream myself" What is the definition of "dillinger escape plan"?


dillinger escape plan

the old lead singer of this band shit his pants from screaming too hard on stage, good times

Instruction: "dillinger escape plan bring the sick mosh brah" What is the definition of "dillinger escape plan"?


dillinger escape plan

"one of the greatest math/grind/hardcore metal bands to come out in a long time

Instruction: "dude1 - have a good time at the dillinger escape plan gig last night?  dude2 - it was fantastic" What is the definition of "dillinger escape plan"?


denver jock strap

if one were to break into your car, then instead of an alarm, a metal claw grabs the person by the balls, and mostlikey hurts like shit

Instruction: "the man tried to steal my car, and my denver jock strap ripped his nuts off" What is the definition of "denver jock strap"?


denver jock strap

while a girl is giving you head, interlock your hands, as if you were holding hands while walking together, and then try to run away

Instruction: "while emilee was giving him head last night jesse tried to denver jock strap her" What is the definition of "denver jock strap"?


boston lemonade

pissing in a girls mouth during a blow job

Instruction: "she looked surprised to say the least when i gave her a taste of boston lemonade" What is the definition of "boston lemonade"?


carpet pole

Instruction: "she loved the cock so she took a ride on my carpet pole" What is the definition of "carpet pole"?


bridget joneses

Instruction: "the wind blew up my skirt, but at least i had on my bridget joneses" What is the definition of "bridget joneses"?


bridget joneses

big, non-sexy, full-coverage women's underpants (knickers)

Instruction: "i couldn't find my thong so i had to wear my bridget joneses" What is the definition of "bridget joneses"?


shitterriffic

emotion or lack there of, sarcastic remark, used to describe any person place event or thing that one is not too thrilled with

Instruction: "how was your day? it was shitterriffic the girls are coming over to have a sob fest" What is the definition of "shitterriffic"?


boomshockerlocky

the sound a caucasian male makes after he [orgasm]s or after he [score]s

Instruction: ""i just rammed that ass, boomshockerlocky" What is the definition of "boomshockerlocky"?


allyanna

Context: who is that?  oh, that's my allyanna

"the best, most amazing, prettiest, most smiley dog in the world! loooooooooove her!!!!  derives from the korean word "hanna" meaning "number one""

Instruction: "who is that?  oh, that's my allyanna" What is the definition of "allyanna"?


lady dong

a strapon dildo that a woman wears around or a transsexual's penis may be referred to as a lady dong

Instruction: "sharon came to the party wearing her lady dong on the outside of her pants" What is the definition of "lady dong"?


know your meme

Instruction: "watcher: i don't think you get my point, know your meme" What is the definition of "know your meme"?


beef injection

to use ones penis to have sexual intercourse

Instruction: "i'm gonna slip her a red hot beef injection" What is the definition of "beef injection"?


beef injection

Instruction: "i'd say your mom is in need of a good beef injection" What is the definition of "beef injection"?


beef injection

"a term used to describe intercourse, in which the mans "beef" is "injected" into said person's orifice

Instruction: "a beef injection a day keeps the doctor away" What is the definition of "beef injection"?


kaylynn

an amazing woman that any guy would be lucky to call theirs

Instruction: "you see that woman, you can tell she is a kaylynn" What is the definition of "kaylynn"?


kaylynn

Context: damn, look at kaylynn

sexy female who has more than beauty, but brains as well

Instruction: "damn, look at kaylynn" What is the definition of "kaylynn"?


kaylynn

Context: i wish i was as sexy as kaylynn

an outgoing, energetic girl who has her own unique draw and sex appeal

Instruction: "i wish i was as sexy as kaylynn" What is the definition of "kaylynn"?


kaylynn

Context: person one: kaylynn is so perfect

the most beautiful girl you will ever meet in your life

Instruction: "person one: kaylynn is so perfect" What is the definition of "kaylynn"?


kaylynn

a blonde slut with enormously large tits

Instruction: "nick: kaylynn fucked like 7 guys last night" What is the definition of "kaylynn"?


procrastibake

Instruction: "i had a research paper to write but i decided to break out the bong and procrastibake instead" What is the definition of "procrastibake"?


procrastibake

using baking as a way to procrastinate from doing real work

Instruction: ""a: "are you done with your thesis yet?" b: "yeah -- right after i procrastibake this flourless chocolate torte" What is the definition of "procrastibake"?


booever

Instruction: "yeah, we were just [kickin' it], but now she's my booever" What is the definition of "booever"?


alabama anal

when a guy, generally a [redneck] from the [south], anally rapes his underage sister or first cousin

Instruction: "the young girl frowned, knowing that instead of attending the elementary school prom, her older brother was going to alabama anal her yet again" What is the definition of "alabama anal"?


cootapapy

Context: "your cootapapy tastes so good

a term for the female reproductive organ, usually spoken by, or in the fashion of, an old southern black man from the 80s

Instruction: ""your cootapapy tastes so good" What is the definition of "cootapapy"?


barber pole

an act during oral intercourse where a woman uses her tongue to wrap strands of saliva* around the man's penis

Instruction: "susan gave westley such a messy blowjob, she was able to do the barber pole on him twice" What is the definition of "barber pole"?


kate upton

Instruction: "i saw julia from 108 and got an instant kate upton" What is the definition of "kate upton"?


kate upton

Instruction: "did you touch the kate upton pic for good luck?" What is the definition of "kate upton"?


boo-loo

Context: 'you're boo-loo

meaning something that is crazy or strange

Instruction: "'you're boo-loo" What is the definition of "boo-loo"?


boo-loo

Context: 'you're boo-loo

meaning something that is crazy or strange

Instruction: "'you're boo-loo" What is the definition of "boo-loo"?


candle jack

Context: you idiots, candle jack isn't real

"candle jack is a villian from the wb show, "freakzoid"

Instruction: "you idiots, candle jack isn't real" What is the definition of "candle jack"?


candle jack

Context: "1) jim: "don't say candle jack

1) the spooky man who takes away people who say his name

Instruction: ""1) jim: "don't say candle jack" What is the definition of "candle jack"?


bang bros

when you have [banged] a girl and another guy has banged her too

Instruction: "guy1:ay did you fuck her last night? guy2: yeah how about you guy1: hell yeah were bang bros now  guy2:cool" What is the definition of "bang bros"?


shiznac

Context: that wooday master is the shiznac

Instruction: "that wooday master is the shiznac" What is the definition of "shiznac"?


northern monkey

Instruction: "the northern monkey is the cornerstone of english society" What is the definition of "northern monkey"?


northern monkey

Instruction: "get back down the mine you northern monkey" What is the definition of "northern monkey"?


northern monkey

Context: mike is a northern monkey

anyone from the north, who works in the south, who has a life and doesn't spend their time moaning like a southern shandy drinker

Instruction: "mike is a northern monkey" What is the definition of "northern monkey"?


ass fucker

Context: frank is an ass fucker

ass fucker: an offencive name given to a male who has sexual intercourse with another male or female in the anal(or rectem) area

Instruction: "frank is an ass fucker" What is the definition of "ass fucker"?


ass fucker

a term used when joking with a dumb ass friend!

Instruction: ""hey ass fucker or "your such an ass fucker" or "lick my balls you ass fucker""" What is the definition of "ass fucker"?


ass fucker

Context: oi did you hear garrys an ass fucker

where 1 likes to have intercourse in 1's bum

Instruction: "oi did you hear garrys an ass fucker" What is the definition of "ass fucker"?


ass fucker

Context: frank is an ass fucker

ass fucker: an offencive name given to a male who has sexual intercourse with another male or female in the anal(or rectem) area

Instruction: "frank is an ass fucker" What is the definition of "ass fucker"?


ass fucker

a term used when joking with a dumb ass friend!

Instruction: ""hey ass fucker or "your such an ass fucker" or "lick my balls you ass fucker""" What is the definition of "ass fucker"?


ass fucker

Context: oi did you hear garrys an ass fucker

where 1 likes to have intercourse in 1's bum

Instruction: "oi did you hear garrys an ass fucker" What is the definition of "ass fucker"?


night ryan

night ryan is a term used to send someone named ryan to sleep

Instruction: "me:yo man lets play ps3 and eat a sandwich after we step outside and blaze a fatty cuz night ryan ryan:stfu" What is the definition of "night ryan"?


chocolate taco

the after math of having anal sex and then vaginal sex

Instruction: "that chick is ugly, i mean chocolate taco" What is the definition of "chocolate taco"?


lokshun

verb: to tickle one's asshole to the point of defecation

Instruction: "yo, yesterday i was so constipated that my mom had to lokshun me" What is the definition of "lokshun"?


black female

a female who is black, and usually of african descent

Instruction: "wow, look at that exotic black female over there, i wonder where she is from" What is the definition of "black female"?


erry

Context: we go thrr erry day

Instruction: "we go thrr erry day" What is the definition of "erry"?


dire straits

the most useful way to divide the body of music created by man, is into dire straits, and non-dire straits

Instruction: "dire straits is the only band that plays like an organic whole -- bob dylan" What is the definition of "dire straits"?


dire straits

Context: boy them dire straits are damn good

Instruction: "boy them dire straits are damn good" What is the definition of "dire straits"?


dire straits

a homophobic band that uses the word 'faggot' to demean gay people

Instruction: "dire straits are a homophobic bunch of rednecks" What is the definition of "dire straits"?


cum bush

a plant, usually surrounded by other brush and vegetation, that smells similiar to ejaculation fluid

Instruction: "we got a whiff of a cum bush during our walk off the hiking trail" What is the definition of "cum bush"?


dmca

Instruction: "with someone elses material on your video, they can dmca you" What is the definition of "dmca"?


sandspike

sandspike is a beach anchor design to act like a temporary mooring bit to keep watercraft on or off the beach

Instruction: "i used a sandspike to keep my boat from floating away while i was on the beach" What is the definition of "sandspike"?


crisp dc

mar- diet coke v- vanilla diet coke susan- diet coke w/ lemon amy- cherry coke kae- sprite remixx

Instruction: "the crisp dc used 2 do everything 2gether" What is the definition of "crisp dc"?


i'm fuckin it

Context: i'm fuckin it

new motto for mcdonalds, after lil wayne joined

Instruction: "i'm fuckin it" What is the definition of "i'm fuckin it"?


algebradoses

Context: that shirt is totally algebradoses brah

a math spawned term used by surfers to refer to something cool or amazing

Instruction: "that shirt is totally algebradoses brah" What is the definition of "algebradoses"?


country cruzin

when you drive around the country side drinkin and drivin because you have no where to chill and drink legaly

Instruction: "all the females in brazzle dazzle go country cruzin because they are 16 but still do-able" What is the definition of "country cruzin"?


blodi

Instruction: "blodi is just so adorable, they will be together forever" What is the definition of "blodi"?


bollcocks

Instruction: "everything's gone bollcocks - everything has gone wrong/bad" What is the definition of "bollcocks"?


Instruction: ""man: " ana a3yz anaym" ( i want to sleep)  woman: "ana a3yza anaym bardu" ( i want to sleep too)"" What is the definition of "a3yz"?


abbath

the lead singer of immortal, the greatest norwegian black metal band on erf

Instruction: "dude, last night at the immortal show, abbath blew fire into my face, thus melting it off" What is the definition of "abbath"?


be someone

Context: be someone

be awesome, get out and do something, don't be a bitch

Instruction: "be someone" What is the definition of "be someone"?


linux system administration noida

Context: linux system administration noida

are you looking for linux system administration training at noida, delhi or any where in india, then contact with us right now and get a big opportunity

Instruction: "linux system administration noida" What is the definition of "linux system administration noida"?


cygwin

a kludge used to make the best software from *nix and make it work in insecure, unstable environments (windows), using a method proven to create instability (dlls)

Instruction: "cygwin can be used to instantly remove all stability from any formerly secure/stable *nix program" What is the definition of "cygwin"?


cygwin

a set of unix utilities ported to windows

Instruction: "windows xp with cygwin is just as good as any linux distro" What is the definition of "cygwin"?


t.o

Context: "oh no t.o came to me in my dreams

Instruction: ""oh no t.o came to me in my dreams" What is the definition of "t.o"?


ariabella

Context: that girl aint got nothing on ariabella

beautiful girl with a big ass and a tiny wait

Instruction: "that girl aint got nothing on ariabella" What is the definition of "ariabella"?


ctab

Instruction: "hey man, did you hook-up with that girl? no, she was a fucking ctab" What is the definition of "ctab"?


eagle stripes

Context: i eagle stripes mackenzie

Instruction: "i eagle stripes mackenzie" What is the definition of "eagle stripes"?


annelies

a fucking cool chick from belgium who is always down to do fun stuff

Instruction: "annelies is so fucking cool she drinks beer and eats muffins" What is the definition of "annelies"?


annelies

"a british tart (whore) who likes to pet her "kitty"

Instruction: "don't be such an annelies and mix your water with your milk" What is the definition of "annelies"?


copware

purposefully-builtin software and hardware exploits that enable the authorities remote access to a suspect's computer

Instruction: ""the "lojack" copware allowed the authorities to recover the stolen laptop" What is the definition of "copware"?


bitchcouver

Context: god, i can tell you're from bitchcouver

slang term for vancouver in british columbia, canada

Instruction: "god, i can tell you're from bitchcouver" What is the definition of "bitchcouver"?


cock biter

Context: james you are such a cock biter

Instruction: "james you are such a cock biter" What is the definition of "cock biter"?


famous last words

statement made just before an untimely passing

Instruction: "famous last words of a fool: this will be easy, no one's going to get hurt" What is the definition of "famous last words"?


angry baby

when a guy busts in a girl and squeezes her legs together to make the jizz spit out

Instruction: "last night i gave her such a hardcore angry baby on s7 at the un my ninjas all cheered me on" What is the definition of "angry baby"?


angry baby

Instruction: "no i dont not want to be born i will punch your vagina because i am an angry baby" What is the definition of "angry baby"?


geeklets

a baby geek the offspring of at least one geek

Instruction: "[omg] derek and wendys babys will be such geeklets" What is the definition of "geeklets"?


geeklets

a small application that performs a specific task from typed computer command that the adverage computer user does not understand its a applet or [app] for computer geeks

Instruction: "my geeklets on my computer are so usefully it funny how that dude nextdoor does not understand how to get these geeklets lol" What is the definition of "geeklets"?


ocb

Context: you down with ocb (yeah you know me)

Instruction: "you down with ocb (yeah you know me)" What is the definition of "ocb"?


ocb

Context: ziva passe un ocb g un spliff a l�rou

du bon papier � rouler francais le meilleur kon trouve sur le march��� put1!!!

Instruction: "ziva passe un ocb g un spliff a l�rou" What is the definition of "ocb"?


ocb

Context: do you want to go to the ocb for lunch?

Instruction: "do you want to go to the ocb for lunch?" What is the definition of "ocb"?


ocb

Instruction: "look at the ocb on that menopausal white trash biatch" What is the definition of "ocb"?


ocb

Context: my ex was and still is ocb

Instruction: "my ex was and still is ocb" What is the definition of "ocb"?


ocb

Context: ay letz go to ocb for dinner

Instruction: "ay letz go to ocb for dinner" What is the definition of "ocb"?


aluminum anniversary

aka a one-month anniversary, whether it be dating, banging, or a marriage date

Instruction: "i'm treating megan to hooters tonight for our aluminum anniversary" What is the definition of "aluminum anniversary"?


eurailing

traveling through europe by train - seeing all the sights and living the traveler's life using simply a rail pass

Instruction: "i decided to spend my summer eurailing - i saw 17 different countries, and had sex every night with at least one different european woman" What is the definition of "eurailing"?


cataclysm

the cataclysm is a upcoming expansion for the game wow(world of warcraft) that will most likely be released in spring 2010

Instruction: "nerd1: dude, are you going to buy the new expansion dude2: no way, im not spending cash on that cataclysm bullshit" What is the definition of "cataclysm"?


cataclysm

Instruction: "cataclysm rules cod2 with his thompson gun" What is the definition of "cataclysm"?


dilyn

hot sweet guy who treats you with the utmost respect

Instruction: "you: dilyn i had just the most horrible day dilyn: well what happened  you: people kept calling me bad words and all these other things" What is the definition of "dilyn"?


dilyn

the frog prince, creative funny and charming

Instruction: "dilyn is the funniest kid in my class, he loves frogs and is so smart" What is the definition of "dilyn"?


diggitty chops

Instruction: "damn, son, you see latoya over there? man, she diggitty chops" What is the definition of "diggitty chops"?


busterfuck

any mass transit or school transport frustration involving buses

Instruction: "the cta is cutting back on service routes, causing a complete busterfuck" What is the definition of "busterfuck"?


farticate

term used to categorize certain individuals who enjoy smelling farts while fornicating

Instruction: "honey would you please bend over? we need to farticate" What is the definition of "farticate"?


car kettle

Context: that twat's a right car kettle

slang term for a male who is of homosexual orientation

Instruction: "that twat's a right car kettle" What is the definition of "car kettle"?


booty-snow

Instruction: ""friend 1: "why did you go to the doctor's office today?" friend 2: "my girlfriend told me i had booty-snow and that i should get a cream for it" What is the definition of "booty-snow"?


grargle

Context: ally: grargle mike:

"its an onomatopoeia makes the sound grargle a random word to use for fun form of "grar!""

Instruction: "ally: grargle mike:" What is the definition of "grargle"?


Instruction: "bob: looool l00k at that n00b with a skirt jame: r0flmao, hes 2p4p" What is the definition of "2p4p"?


candy and raul

Context: candy and raul

Instruction: "candy and raul" What is the definition of "candy and raul"?


biddy pic.

Instruction: "girl 1: did you see her knew profile picture? girl 2: yeah, it was a total biddy pic." What is the definition of "biddy pic."?


jahbug

Instruction: "she's a jahbug dont even bother with her" What is the definition of "jahbug"?


bald beav

Instruction: "do you have a bald beav or keep it hairy?" What is the definition of "bald beav"?


antoligy

an offensive slang term used to describe elitist cynics, or just power abusive operators on various irc networks

Instruction: "<stranger1> ugh, that antoligy is such a cynical bitch <+stranger2> tell me about it, he just keeps banning me without reason" What is the definition of "antoligy"?


crazosity

"the extent to which the antics of a person could be defined as "crazy"

Instruction: "stephen colbert's crazosity is off the charts" What is the definition of "crazosity"?


hypotenusing

the act of cutting through a parking lot, large field or any large square or rectangular plot of land

Instruction: "tori: how we gonna cross this parking lot, neko? neko: wanna try hypotenusing it? tori: 'kay" What is the definition of "hypotenusing"?


daizey

Context: dang im already fallin' for daizey

daizey is the sexiest girl in the whole world

Instruction: "dang im already fallin' for daizey" What is the definition of "daizey"?


foamballing

the action of snorting cocaine out of a strippers asshole

Instruction: "brah, he was foamballing hard last night" What is the definition of "foamballing"?


3 guys 1 hammer

3 guys 1 hammer is the actual horrific footage of the “dnepropetrovsk maniacs” brutally murdering an innocent, defenceless man

Instruction: "you can’t even describe how sick the guys from 3 guys 1 hammer are" What is the definition of "3 guys 1 hammer"?


3 guys 1 hammer

a viral video in which a man is killed with a hammer in yellow plastic bag , has his eyes poked out and stabbed repeatedly with a screwdriver

Instruction: "guy 1: did you watch that 3 guys 1 hammer video?  guy 2: ya man it was brutal" What is the definition of "3 guys 1 hammer"?


3 guys 1 hammer

it is absolute proof that god doesn't exist

Instruction: "example 1  asshole: yo check out this cool vid called 3 guys 1 hammer *sends link*  person: i'll take a look  asshole: lolololol  person: holy shit" What is the definition of "3 guys 1 hammer"?


anus angler

a homo who likes to catch the anus when it is off guard, and try to tear it a new one

Instruction: "bob: there's that damn anus angler again" What is the definition of "anus angler"?


12 34

Context: man, she is such a 12 34

this is a radio code used by some law enforcement agencies for a mental cases

Instruction: "man, she is such a 12 34" What is the definition of "12 34"?


almere

Context: bob: 'hey, man i'm going to almere

almere is a city that was built in the 1950s to be the ideal city, however it is a total fail

Instruction: "bob: 'hey, man i'm going to almere" What is the definition of "almere"?


bah-bear

Context: bah-bear wants cuddles n' love

the cutest teddy bear one could ever imagine having

Instruction: "bah-bear wants cuddles n' love" What is the definition of "bah-bear"?


art tech high school

Instruction: "art tech high school student: haha, i only have three periods in a day and practically no homework" What is the definition of "art tech high school"?


art tech high school

Context: art tech high school

art tech is a school for kids to learn and grow

Instruction: "art tech high school" What is the definition of "art tech high school"?


art tech high school

a school of [stoners], [posers], [degenerates], and one [republican]

Instruction: "art tech high school student: what's a mexican?" What is the definition of "art tech high school"?


copulation paste

Instruction: "had to let it go dude, she was full of the finest copulation paste i could offer" What is the definition of "copulation paste"?


brent mussberger

"a jack-ass commentator for abc who has a fast growing drinking game named after him as of 2007

Instruction: "if i ever saw brent mussberger at a game he was calling, i would punch him in the face while he over-touted the big 10" What is the definition of "brent mussberger"?


gaiafag

Context: sage this fukken gaiafag

a member of the online community, gaia online

Instruction: "sage this fukken gaiafag" What is the definition of "gaiafag"?


gaiafag

"anyone with an account on [gaia online]

Instruction: "gaiafag (pretending to know japanese): nani o desu ne ka? o" What is the definition of "gaiafag"?


dick sticker

"very small piece of fabric used to cover the "junk" of a male while swimming in public

Instruction: "that man's dick sticker is disturbing me" What is the definition of "dick sticker"?


b lo

Context: yo nigga pass me that b lo

Instruction: "yo nigga pass me that b lo" What is the definition of "b lo"?


beautorky

Instruction: "that was the stupidest outfit ever and the dumbest conversation but that girl has perfect hair, she's so beautorky" What is the definition of "beautorky"?


pedroid

a latino/robot hybrid capable of endless hours of work at the apple store

Instruction: "i sure am glad i hired that pedroid for the christmas rush" What is the definition of "pedroid"?


cngyn

Context: you my cngyn doe

Instruction: "you my cngyn doe" What is the definition of "cngyn"?


assplesauce

that chunky oily discharge that is excreted on a mexican food fart

Instruction: "oh man, i ate at taco bell this morning and now i have assplesauce in my shorts" What is the definition of "assplesauce"?


cooberz

dale mccubrey, an assistant principal at bacon academy, (also known as cooberstown)

Instruction: "cooberz ball whipped little johnny and left his face purple and filled with holes" What is the definition of "cooberz"?


aromanating

when a smell moves so fast that it instantly engulfs a room with its odorous scent

Instruction: "amanda's feet stank so bad, the moment she took off her shoes that smell was aromanating around the whole room" What is the definition of "aromanating"?


bocktagon

a place of magnificent greatness and awe where one would go to find themselves and realize that they are in fact woefully out of their element

Instruction: "i got my dick smashed in the bocktagon today" What is the definition of "bocktagon"?


wheelie

Context: that show off popped a wheelie again

a motorcycle stunt done by riding on one wheel while the other is raised in the air

Instruction: "that show off popped a wheelie again" What is the definition of "wheelie"?


wheelie

Instruction: "i was going really fast in my volvo the other day, and i popped a wheelie" What is the definition of "wheelie"?


wheelie

is to have the up most skill and balance to ride on rear tire

Instruction: "look at that stud wheelie cat walking that nice bike" What is the definition of "wheelie"?


wheelie

Context: that girl is a wheelie

someone who is in a wheelchair is know as a [wheelie]

Instruction: "that girl is a wheelie" What is the definition of "wheelie"?


wheelie

Context: "a: "check out that wheelie over there

a derogatory term for a person who uses a wheelchair

Instruction: ""a: "check out that wheelie over there" What is the definition of "wheelie"?


Instruction: "bob: what was the frequency of the captain crunch whistle used to make free phone calls?  l337 h4x0/2 : i believe the frequency was a28 hz bob" What is the definition of "a28"?


arrogant bastard ale

Instruction: ""you: "hey, whats that you're drinking?" me: "its arrogant bastard ale" What is the definition of "arrogant bastard ale"?


ecsentually

a delightful amalgamation of the adjectives, [extravagant] and [expensive], resulting in an amusing and enjoyable new adverb

Instruction: "i dont have a lot of money so we can't go to any place that is too ecsentually" What is the definition of "ecsentually"?


beer legs

the heavy and/or painful feeling in the legs that results from a night of drinking alcohol, specifically beer

Instruction: "lester was distracted at work today, suffereing from a hangover and beer legs" What is the definition of "beer legs"?


beer legs

Instruction: "lets get beer legs up off the ground, he's plastered" What is the definition of "beer legs"?


abbadabatasticlicious

a chick who is magically beautiful, carries the attitude of a stubborn mule, and yet can still dodge a flying g-tube as it's chuck at her without notice!

Instruction: "wow who is that insane abbadabatasticlicious chick?" What is the definition of "abbadabatasticlicious"?


big draws

Instruction: ""u see a girl her ass make u do a double take u say,"daaammmnnn big draws" What is the definition of "big draws"?


bokaro

the place that is home to the smartest people on earth

Instruction: "man, i think [stephen hawking] was secretly born in bokaro" What is the definition of "bokaro"?


*beep beep beep*

Context: you such a *beep beep beep*

Instruction: "you such a *beep beep beep*" What is the definition of "*beep beep beep*"?


clagera

a sexually transmitted disease that can be carried and spread by both genders but only infects males and hermaphrodites

Instruction: "lawrence hasn't been the same since keely gave him clagera at the party" What is the definition of "clagera"?


pubular

Context: hey that guy has pubular hair

adjective for something that resembles pubic hair

Instruction: "hey that guy has pubular hair" What is the definition of "pubular"?


chuffbag

Instruction: "that guy with the backwards visor is a huge chuffbag" What is the definition of "chuffbag"?


dbalb

Instruction: "me: hey want a beer? you: do you have any mike's hard lemonade? me: dude, come on, dbalb" What is the definition of "dbalb"?


fagopolis

Context: san francisco is a total fagopolis

a city with a large homosexual population

Instruction: "san francisco is a total fagopolis" What is the definition of "fagopolis"?


black bastard

Instruction: "that black bastard was giving information to the ruc" What is the definition of "black bastard"?


black bastard

big pupil eyes, normally used to explain someone using a psychedelic drug

Instruction: ""joe- "look at your eyes you black bastard" What is the definition of "black bastard"?


chatroulitis

what happens after spending countless hours on chatroulette ending in either passing out, over sleeping and/or blurred vision

Instruction: "leila: how was the work today?? nicole: i overslept and had to call out due to chatroulitis again" What is the definition of "chatroulitis"?


barrens chat

the eternal home of chuck norris in [wow],as well as a hangout spot for twelve year olds

Instruction: "example of barrens chat  barrens resident 1: hey guys helpful passerby: yes? barrens resident 1: thats what she said" What is the definition of "barrens chat"?


barrens chat

a term used to describe the colorful conversations that ensue when low - level players quest in a large, relatively boring landscape termed 'the barrens

Instruction: "the barrens chat was rather lame last night" What is the definition of "barrens chat"?


patio bitches

used when describing an area/place consisting only of fat/ugly bitches

Instruction: "nathan: mike come hang out with me and all these fly bitches mike: okay (later) mike: wtf, these are all patio bitches nathan nathan: (sigh) i know" What is the definition of "patio bitches"?


doing the gloria

seventies slang for the act of self-gratication using toothpicks

Instruction: "you kids would'nt know doing the gloria if it came up and smacked you in the face" What is the definition of "doing the gloria"?


fish poo

a juvenile code word which means bastard

Instruction: "4th grader a: that fish poo brandon nailed my beach" What is the definition of "fish poo"?


blumpkinette

the same as the traditional blumpkin, only difference being the recipient is a female

Instruction: "paul loved itzia so much he gave her a sweet blumpkinette" What is the definition of "blumpkinette"?


cluestick

"an object either a) being or b) resembling a stick

Instruction: "billy took a cluestick to the face after his computer brought down the network with a virus that came with his latest [pr0n]" What is the definition of "cluestick"?


coonayism

the act of following or conforming to black culture

Instruction: ""look at those bastards listening to shit music "i know, that's coonayism for you""" What is the definition of "coonayism"?


big heart

Context: lance armstrong has a big heart

a heart that is larger than the average heart

Instruction: "lance armstrong has a big heart" What is the definition of "big heart"?


curaga

Context: wakka: quickly yuna use curaga

most powerful hp recovering spell in the game of final fantasy

Instruction: "wakka: quickly yuna use curaga" What is the definition of "curaga"?


bunny ranch

Instruction: "bind me, gag me, take me to the bunny ranch" What is the definition of "bunny ranch"?


bunny ranch

bunny ranches are giant whore houses, with beautiful chicks, that will do anything you want for thousands of dollars

Instruction: "jimmy : ey lets go get some poontang at a bunny ranch" What is the definition of "bunny ranch"?


bunny ranch

a famous legal brothal in the city of reno navada

Instruction: "when i get to reno i'm going to the bunny ranch" What is the definition of "bunny ranch"?


droideka

an attractive moderator who is nerdy in a sexy way

Instruction: "droideka is the awesomest moderator ever" What is the definition of "droideka"?


droideka

a little snot from orange county with a big nose and no tits

Instruction: "ugh, that little bitch is such a droideka" What is the definition of "droideka"?


Instruction: "she wasn't a streetwalker, she was a client-9 escort" What is the definition of "client-9"?


clasturbate

Instruction: "girl 1: hey, did you see jax clasturbate during history today? girl 2: no, did he finish off?" What is the definition of "clasturbate"?


beersta

johnny thinks he's a fucking young ass mothafucking hippy

Instruction: "some shit ass mothafucker thinks he's a fucking hippy that beersta" What is the definition of "beersta"?


blood on the leaves

when slaves were whipped, their blood splattered on the cotton leaves

Instruction: "kanye west once told me it was okay to put blood on the leaves" What is the definition of "blood on the leaves"?


chopper 4

Instruction: "chopper 4 opened fire on channel 7's pussy news van" What is the definition of "chopper 4"?


chopper 4

Instruction: "chopper 4 just shot down channel 4's pussy news fan" What is the definition of "chopper 4"?


bro sesh

Context: we had a bro sesh yesterday

Instruction: "we had a bro sesh yesterday" What is the definition of "bro sesh"?


bro sesh

eating a stuffed crust pizza from pizza hut while watching the a-team with some bros and discussing how you wish you could be more like bradley cooper

Instruction: "bro 1: bro sesh tonight? bro 2: you got the a-team? bro 1: pshh" What is the definition of "bro sesh"?


efic

Context: god that movie was efic

the word efic describes a situation that is so epic it causes you to accidenty or purposely add the word fucking in front of it

Instruction: "god that movie was efic" What is the definition of "efic"?


tofty

Instruction: ""he seems nice "yeah he's a tofty bloke"  "that sandwich was tasty" "yeah this is a tofty place""" What is the definition of "tofty"?


briyonce

tall, dark sexy individual who laughs obnoxiously loud but knows how to have a good time and sings every song

Instruction: "briyonce was walking down memory lane when someone asked her if she was mixed due to her beautiful outburst of the black eyed peas" What is the definition of "briyonce"?


jettro

a dude who rufuses to touch hes gf, not even a hug

Instruction: "girl hi boy hi girl hug me boy nooo girl ur such a jettro" What is the definition of "jettro"?


big black dildo

Instruction: "i just saw this big black dildo fucking some lesbian white bitch at tv ratings" What is the definition of "big black dildo"?


bong buster

Instruction: ""dorsey, "damn stanger that's your 4th bong buster this hour" What is the definition of "bong buster"?


frogjob

a loose griped clammy hand job preformed by an inexperienced person

Instruction: "how'd that bird go in bed? terible all i got was a frogjob" What is the definition of "frogjob"?


big papa

Instruction: "scene kid at a show: hey, isn't that big papa from myspace?  other scene kid: whoa dude, yeah" What is the definition of "big papa"?


big papa

Instruction: "frances has a way with females and thats why they call her big papa" What is the definition of "big papa"?


big papa

Context: damn, big papa can never get any pusy

a skinny nerd that drives a cheap civic and macks on tons of chicks but never succeeds

Instruction: "damn, big papa can never get any pusy" What is the definition of "big papa"?


big papa

a gay man known to be [spent] in 5 seconds, coming from merry olde waldorf

Instruction: "wow, big papa is drunk after one tequila shot" What is the definition of "big papa"?


big papa

Context: that big papa just raped me

an indian person who goes from public school to public school raping girls

Instruction: "that big papa just raped me" What is the definition of "big papa"?


ass burgaler

the hamburgaler's twin brother, and the sole reason for grimace's unfortunate name

Instruction: "the ass burgaler pounded grimace in the ass until until he turned that frown upside down" What is the definition of "ass burgaler"?


cork-sniffer

weiner smeller someone who has seen one up close

Instruction: "you's the biggest cork-sniffer i've ever seen" What is the definition of "cork-sniffer"?


boo bear

Context: tanks boo bear

Instruction: "tanks boo bear" What is the definition of "boo bear"?


boo bear

"a boo bear is someone that you will love forever

Instruction: "i just wanna squeeze my boo bear to pieces" What is the definition of "boo bear"?


boo bear

Context: i love my boo bear cause she is a freak

Instruction: "i love my boo bear cause she is a freak" What is the definition of "boo bear"?


boo bear

Context: boo bear is so cutee

a nickname for a person usually who you love alot

Instruction: "boo bear is so cutee" What is the definition of "boo bear"?


boo bear

Instruction: "i will love my boo bear ramero forever and always <3" What is the definition of "boo bear"?


boo bear

Context: i love my boo bear so much

a boo bear is what you call the sweetest boyfriend in the world

Instruction: "i love my boo bear so much" What is the definition of "boo bear"?


boo bear

Context: oh boo bear

Instruction: "oh boo bear" What is the definition of "boo bear"?


boo bear

Context: tanks boo bear

Instruction: "tanks boo bear" What is the definition of "boo bear"?


boo bear

"a boo bear is someone that you will love forever

Instruction: "i just wanna squeeze my boo bear to pieces" What is the definition of "boo bear"?


boo bear

Context: i love my boo bear cause she is a freak

Instruction: "i love my boo bear cause she is a freak" What is the definition of "boo bear"?


boo bear

Context: boo bear is so cutee

a nickname for a person usually who you love alot

Instruction: "boo bear is so cutee" What is the definition of "boo bear"?


boo bear

Instruction: "i will love my boo bear ramero forever and always <3" What is the definition of "boo bear"?


boo bear

Context: i love my boo bear so much

a boo bear is what you call the sweetest boyfriend in the world

Instruction: "i love my boo bear so much" What is the definition of "boo bear"?


boo bear

Context: oh boo bear

Instruction: "oh boo bear" What is the definition of "boo bear"?


bazlongio

Context: what the hell bazlongio means?

Instruction: "what the hell bazlongio means?" What is the definition of "bazlongio"?


novy

can mean any of these two definitions  a: of or pertaining to someone who is a bad texter

Instruction: "example a: dammit brandon you are such a novy… b: she’s not a cat women… she’s a novy" What is the definition of "novy"?


cop killers

cop killers are a type of bullet that can penetrate a police officer's body armor -- for example, a kevlar vest

Instruction: "the 38-year-old police officer was shot and killed with cop-killer bullets, better known on the street as cop killers" What is the definition of "cop killers"?


cop killers

Instruction: "dude, those cop killers are grossly oversized, they're bigger than your face" What is the definition of "cop killers"?


cop killers

cop killers are a type of bullet that can penetrate a police officer's body armor -- for example, a kevlar vest

Instruction: "the 38-year-old police officer was shot and killed with cop-killer bullets, better known on the street as cop killers" What is the definition of "cop killers"?


cop killers

Instruction: "dude, those cop killers are grossly oversized, they're bigger than your face" What is the definition of "cop killers"?


autumn teeth

Context: yeah man, she had autumn teeth

"when somone is missing all of there teeth

Instruction: "yeah man, she had autumn teeth" What is the definition of "autumn teeth"?


moletrigger

slang for when a man's prostate is being stimulated and he ejaculates onto a rodent

Instruction: "bill pulled the moletrigger on harry the hamster" What is the definition of "moletrigger"?


affie

Context: check out that affie man

name of a beautiful hot chick that every guy wants to bang with the finest ass

Instruction: "check out that affie man" What is the definition of "affie"?


affie

Context: what the hell you do that for, affie

Instruction: "what the hell you do that for, affie" What is the definition of "affie"?


emdwit

Context: victim: i'm bored mo0: ok, emdwit

Instruction: "victim: i'm bored mo0: ok, emdwit" What is the definition of "emdwit"?


blaskan

a [nigger] that lives or resides in alaska

Instruction: "guy 1:dog, that blaskan has a huge motherfucking penis" What is the definition of "blaskan"?


lizxpan

a hotass asian who can be spotted either at usyd fisher library, gym, or martial arts

Instruction: "guy 1: oh shiiiee, i think i have a crush on lizxpan guy2: bro, everyone goes through the stage of having a crush on her" What is the definition of "lizxpan"?


bullimia

Instruction: "women or men with eating disorders, can have bullimia" What is the definition of "bullimia"?


chat roulette

one of earth's most ridiculous websites that randomize a video chat session with another random person in the world with a [webcam]

Instruction: "guy 1: dude, let's fucking chat roulette right now, i wanna see what some [titties] and/or [asian girls]" What is the definition of "chat roulette"?


chat roulette

a site that shifts from tinychat to xtube

Instruction: "amy: i saw your boyfriend's penis on chat roulette" What is the definition of "chat roulette"?


dicknami

a sudden arrival or occurrence of dicks in overwhelming amounts

Instruction: "the great dicknami of 2013 wrecked over 500,000 poop chutes" What is the definition of "dicknami"?


cheeseisgod

Context: cheeseisgod is a sexy beast

pimp from runescape community who likes to piss off people

Instruction: "cheeseisgod is a sexy beast" What is the definition of "cheeseisgod"?


fuck the fuck off

"when you are really pissed off at someone and a regular "fuck off" won't do

Instruction: "hey bill, why don't you just fuck the fuck off" What is the definition of "fuck the fuck off"?


emojori

Context: 😄📝📚🚬📊📉📈😳🚬📑📝🚬📝😄 this is an emojori

Instruction: "😄📝📚🚬📊📉📈😳🚬📑📝🚬📝😄 this is an emojori" What is the definition of "emojori"?


cherry smoothie

Context: devon, you are such a cherry smoothie

a nickname given to a boy who is incredibly smooth and sweet and lovable, just like a real cherry smoothie is!

Instruction: "devon, you are such a cherry smoothie" What is the definition of "cherry smoothie"?


legerious

Context: yo man, back the fuck up, i'm legerious

Instruction: "yo man, back the fuck up, i'm legerious" What is the definition of "legerious"?


legerious

when one is legitimately serious about something or someone

Instruction: "matt is legerious about his cars and his sloots" What is the definition of "legerious"?


brent boitmann

Context: dude, stop being a brent boitmann

Instruction: "dude, stop being a brent boitmann" What is the definition of "brent boitmann"?


nigga'd out

Context: "yo, that broken car is nigga'd out

Instruction: ""yo, that broken car is nigga'd out" What is the definition of "nigga'd out"?


beecake

amazing glaswegian alternative rock band fronted by adorably sexy and highly talented billy boyd, star of lord of the rings

Instruction: "beecake is the hottest band out of scotland" What is the definition of "beecake"?


african heart

Context: promise him an african heart

to simulate the act of cupping testicles and bringing the close to you face

Instruction: "promise him an african heart" What is the definition of "african heart"?


blind hammer

when you jism in a girl's eyes and while she can't see you smack her in the head with your phallus

Instruction: "jesus, i wanted to get back at my girl so i gave her a blind hammer" What is the definition of "blind hammer"?


hey arnold

Context: voice: hey arnold

a pretty alright show that used to be broadcasted on nickelodeon

Instruction: "voice: hey arnold" What is the definition of "hey arnold"?


hey arnold

then act of splooging all over a football while proceeding to toss it in the direction of ana bolus

Instruction: "instead of throwing a hail mary i got her real good with the hey arnold" What is the definition of "hey arnold"?


hey arnold

a derogatary term for a male who is ugly and thin

Instruction: "i walked past hey arnold this morning and laughed because he bores me" What is the definition of "hey arnold"?


barista jam

an opportunity for baristas to come together and pull shots, learn more, and essentially nerd out for one or more days

Instruction: ""dude, are you going to the barista jam next weekend? i heard there's gonna be a latte art throw down" What is the definition of "barista jam"?


feces blowhole

when you shoot a bullet up the anus of a unsuspected victim, and the contents of the colon blow out of the top of the head

Instruction: "trevor aimed a rifle up arturo's butthole causing poop to fly out of his head, concluding to a feces blowhole" What is the definition of "feces blowhole"?


coochie cutters

very short shorts that show the bottoms of your ass cheeks

Instruction: "look at those coochie cutters she's wearing" What is the definition of "coochie cutters"?


coochie cutters

very short shorts that often show the bottom of your ass cheecks and hurt your vagina

Instruction: "gurl , how'd you get in dem coochie cutter shorts ?  damn , look at dat chick in da coochie cutters" What is the definition of "coochie cutters"?


big pat

a legendary being who, much like superman, has super strength, speed, heat vision, sees through walls, can pave driveways in a single bound, and trap man or beast

Instruction: "i was at the bar the other night and i saw like 20 guys jump big pat" What is the definition of "big pat"?


big pat

Context: oh sheeet big pat is home

Instruction: "oh sheeet big pat is home" What is the definition of "big pat"?


big pat

a legendary being who, much like superman, has super strength, speed, heat vision, sees through walls, can pave driveways in a single bound, and trap man or beast

Instruction: "i was at the bar the other night and i saw like 20 guys jump big pat" What is the definition of "big pat"?


big pat

Context: oh sheeet big pat is home

Instruction: "oh sheeet big pat is home" What is the definition of "big pat"?


bftid

Context: you know you are my bftid

Instruction: "you know you are my bftid" What is the definition of "bftid"?


Instruction: ""tweak 1: "what's up?" tweak 2: "it's 1:50" What is the definition of "1:50"?


9 on 9

Context: that girl at the bar is 9 on 9

Instruction: "that girl at the bar is 9 on 9" What is the definition of "9 on 9"?


flyin' hawaiin

the act of vomiting while, simultaneously, having violent diarrhea

Instruction: "fuck me, i thought sean was just 'talking to the big white telephone' but he's gone and done the flyin' hawaiin" What is the definition of "flyin' hawaiin"?


dimeing

literally, to search for dimes (the monetary substance that is 10 cents or $0

Instruction: "david was dimeing the floor and picked up 30 cents today" What is the definition of "dimeing"?


brookin out

Context: yo, this nigga is brookin out

the act of stressing over some so pointless

Instruction: "yo, this nigga is brookin out" What is the definition of "brookin out"?


booglitize

Instruction: "i gotta booglitize dinner, or my old lady is gonna whup my ass" What is the definition of "booglitize"?


chrystabel

Context: hey look she's a chrystabel

a big slut who would have sex with anyone at any moment if asked known to be a bitch as gossips about everyone because of jealousy

Instruction: "hey look she's a chrystabel" What is the definition of "chrystabel"?


called an audible

Instruction: "my dog elwood was having a dream, and all of the sudden, he called an audible" What is the definition of "called an audible"?


gorse

a gorse is a mythical creature located in the depths of greek mythology

Instruction: ""look at ben he's such a gorse "why so gorsey today?" "" What is the definition of "gorse"?


gorse

Context: omg u like ur sister, that's gorse

Instruction: "omg u like ur sister, that's gorse" What is the definition of "gorse"?


gorse

office sport played with a putter, a golf ball and a paper cup

Instruction: "the office was perfect for gorse due to the spacing of the carpet squares" What is the definition of "gorse"?


barrymored

to be sodomised by a gang of men and then thrown into a swimming pool

Instruction: "did you see keith last night? he looked like he'd been barrymored" What is the definition of "barrymored"?


yak muffin

the throwing up in womans pussy and then eating it out

Instruction: "dude, that yak muffin tasted like vagina" What is the definition of "yak muffin"?


ziggurat scheme

a more politically correct name for multi-level marketing, than 'pyramid scheme'

Instruction: "amway isn't a pyramid scheme; it's a ziggurat scheme" What is the definition of "ziggurat scheme"?


anal noobage

Context: anal noobage is a shameful act

Instruction: "anal noobage is a shameful act" What is the definition of "anal noobage"?


horror movie dick

when you fuck a girl while she's on her period and your dick looks all bloody

Instruction: "that was so good baby, check out my horror movie dick" What is the definition of "horror movie dick"?


half turn

"the half turn is used in many situations

Instruction: "well after i gave him the half turn he shut his dick up" What is the definition of "half turn"?


popper diet

popper- when a piece of a cigarette is snipped off and stuffed into a metal tube and stamped with weed, then quickly smoked through a marijuana smoking lamp (bong)

Instruction: ""yo homie lets go smoke some poppers  "im gonna try the popper diet because its so fetch" What is the definition of "popper diet"?


stuck up

someone who thinks they are above and beyond and acts like a mother fucking bitch!

Instruction: "sam is being such a stuck up if she thinks she gonna get with my man uh uh pick a number and get in line bitch" What is the definition of "stuck up"?


stuck up

some one that thinks their above the rest and that looks down on people that try to be different

Instruction: "wearing something different and somebady that is a stuck up little bitch say something abt it like take that off u look like a fool" What is the definition of "stuck up"?


stuck up

Instruction: "fiona was acting stuck up when she was around the other girls" What is the definition of "stuck up"?


bum chigger

Context: shut the fuck up, bum chigger

Instruction: "shut the fuck up, bum chigger" What is the definition of "bum chigger"?


drainbow

person who portrays themselves as a member of the rainbow family,(hippie style)but really wants only to drain you of all your stash

Instruction: "that dude goes to all the gatherings, but he`s really nothing but a drainbow" What is the definition of "drainbow"?


manuel

Context: manuel murillo

Instruction: "manuel murillo" What is the definition of "manuel"?


manuel

"originally coming from hebrew, as most of the names finished in -el (god)

Instruction: "manuel es un gran amigo mio  translation: manuel is a good friend of mine" What is the definition of "manuel"?


manuel

a player who can not control his hormones

Instruction: "dude manuel has fucked every girl in the school" What is the definition of "manuel"?


manuel

most awesome guy ever, great personality

Instruction: "i met the most amazing guy last night, his name is manuel" What is the definition of "manuel"?


manuel

Context: manuel is so cool

a tall-ish boy who is really good looking and tends to fall in love with girls who have long brown hair and green eyes

Instruction: "manuel is so cool" What is the definition of "manuel"?


manuel

an awesome hippie who plays guitar and has great hair

Instruction: ""guy1:"did you see that guy smoking pot down there?" guy2:"yeah, he's awesome, i bet his name's manuel" What is the definition of "manuel"?


barging

Instruction: "that bitch was barging me last night and then wanted to kiss me" What is the definition of "barging"?


barging

when you take a penis and lay it on top of another penis and stroke them at the same time

Instruction: "man come here i want to do some barging with you dude" What is the definition of "barging"?


battlefield: bad company

Instruction: "battlefield: bad company (also known as bad company or bf: bc) is a first-person shooter developed at ea dice, released in the u" What is the definition of "battlefield: bad company"?


kagi

"a status of almost god-like proportions with traits such as: "cuffin' bitches", "rollin' woodgrain" & "sippin' purple drank""

Instruction: "why does the kagi always get all the bitches?" What is the definition of "kagi"?


lti

Context: that punch to the face was lti

Instruction: "that punch to the face was lti" What is the definition of "lti"?


ara's mom

Context: ara's mom wants shaine super bad

a well known georgia resident that has is really bad for shaine

Instruction: "ara's mom wants shaine super bad" What is the definition of "ara's mom"?


beechleritis

Context: the pickle has beechleritis

any mechanical or technological thing the beechlers own always can find a way to break or needs to be fixed

Instruction: "the pickle has beechleritis" What is the definition of "beechleritis"?


euro nigger

Context: our it manager, nick, is a euro nigger

euro nigger \'yur-o-'ni-ger\ noun 1: a [polack], or somone who is of primarily polish ancestry

Instruction: "our it manager, nick, is a euro nigger" What is the definition of "euro nigger"?


captain cunt

one who exhibits extreme cunt-like tendencies and behavior

Instruction: "captain cunt needs to drop the attitude before i bitch slap her in the face" What is the definition of "captain cunt"?


astraphos

awesome guy who knows everything about youtube and minecraft

Instruction: "astraphos - hey did you see my new server added tones of plugins and set up a warping thing" What is the definition of "astraphos"?


booshank shadpank

Context: i think they're booshank shadpank

better than 'booshank' & 'shadpank' put together

Instruction: "i think they're booshank shadpank" What is the definition of "booshank shadpank"?


anus monkey

it is a very rare disease mostly found in males

Instruction: "anus monkey that lives in your anus and lives off shit" What is the definition of "anus monkey"?


bondness

an elevated form of the word [closeness], but with much stronger annotations

Instruction: "our bondness is deeper than anything that exists between even my closest friends" What is the definition of "bondness"?


imma ruckus

basically another way of saying imma boss or i'm a big deal

Instruction: "damn yo how you dunk on terrell? imma ruckus that's why" What is the definition of "imma ruckus"?


cast out

to expel, usually from a division of society or select group

Instruction: "because of the memorable scene he made in texarkana, louie is expected to be cast out of the club by monday" What is the definition of "cast out"?


cast out

to expel, usually from a division of society or delect group

Instruction: "because the memorable scene he made during the trip to texarkana, he is expected to be cast out of the club by monday" What is the definition of "cast out"?


demon drop

Instruction: "damn gurl,  you do that demon drop one more time" What is the definition of "demon drop"?


crandles

Instruction: "only crandles waste their life playing dungeons and dragons in their parents basement" What is the definition of "crandles"?


crandles

Instruction: "only crandles waste their life playing dungeons and dragons in their parents basement" What is the definition of "crandles"?


crandles

Instruction: "only crandles waste their life playing dungeons and dragons in their parents basement" What is the definition of "crandles"?


black jewish drinking day

another drinking holiday invented by the tonight show

Instruction: "october 12th is black jewish drinking day" What is the definition of "black jewish drinking day"?


boopski

Context: oh my god i just kicked a boopski

a creature that lives in its own habbitat and sometimes leave the habbitat to pursue alchol and food

Instruction: "oh my god i just kicked a boopski" What is the definition of "boopski"?


ramparts

the part of his body with which a man rams a lovely lady

Instruction: "man, my ramparts were so gallantly streaming onto this chick last night" What is the definition of "ramparts"?


ramparts

the part of his body with which a man rams a lovely lady

Instruction: "man, my ramparts were so gallantly streaming onto this chick last night" What is the definition of "ramparts"?


bassboard

Context: man, that kid shreds on the bassboard

Instruction: "man, that kid shreds on the bassboard" What is the definition of "bassboard"?


boiled goose

the official lunch food of old white people at board meetings, hate filled new yorkers, and residents of old-folk homes

Instruction: "did you see the lame spread at that stuffy country club?  yeah, sauerkraut and boiled goose" What is the definition of "boiled goose"?


boiled goose

when a guy pours boiling hot water on a girl's pussy, and proceeds to eat her out

Instruction: "kevin is such a good lover, last night he gave me a boiled goose" What is the definition of "boiled goose"?


boiled goose

when a male is feeling very horny or has a raging boner

Instruction: "johnny do you see that? timmy has a boiled goose" What is the definition of "boiled goose"?


carne asada

the mexican version of a bbq where they will generally cook a flank cut of steak with tortillas, cheese, guacamole, salsa, etc

Instruction: "hey we're gonna have a carne asada on saturday at my place around 8:00" What is the definition of "carne asada"?


carne asada

Instruction: "ay, look at the carne asada on guadalupe" What is the definition of "carne asada"?


alexej

"a guy who is often on birthdaypartys but no human ever seen him cause he is behind everyone

Instruction: "a: hey alexej where you at? b: look behind you faggot" What is the definition of "alexej"?


donkey chops

Context: oh no, here comes donkey chops

a person who hasn't the ability to make sense

Instruction: "oh no, here comes donkey chops" What is the definition of "donkey chops"?


big breakfast

an overweight person who eats large meals during work or school

Instruction: "it's third period, and big breakfast is still chowing down on those doughnuts" What is the definition of "big breakfast"?


boum

Context: ronaldo is boum your boum hunny

Instruction: "ronaldo is boum your boum hunny" What is the definition of "boum"?


sonicice

a fellow with a sea creature for a last name

Instruction: "i heard that sonicice made out with a tractor yesterday" What is the definition of "sonicice"?


bitch switch

the switch that changes individuals, namely women, into an irrational, emotional rage

Instruction: "she was cool, until her boyfriend looked at another woman and flipped her bitch switch" What is the definition of "bitch switch"?


bitch switch

a protective mechanism that disengages the brain when subjected to sustained verbal abuse

Instruction: "hey, the boss may have mentioned the project - but it must have been after my bitch switch had tripped during one of his hour-long tirades" What is the definition of "bitch switch"?


bitch switch

Instruction: "man she must be pms-ing her bitch switch was flipped up" What is the definition of "bitch switch"?


bitch switch

a small virtual switch on a woman's back that turns them from nice to bitch when flipped on

Instruction: "example a (woman talking): don't make me turn on my bitch switch" What is the definition of "bitch switch"?


bazooked

to be completely fuked up beyond belief as if you were just hit by a bazooka

Instruction: "nigga that party was sick last night i got fuckin bazooked" What is the definition of "bazooked"?


bazooked

what one says after being killed by an rpg-7, or after killing someone with an [rpg-7]

Instruction: "tim: i just bazooked your [ass] charles: [shit] man, you did, you bazooked me good" What is the definition of "bazooked"?


boulahrouz

1) noun - a humourous tribal dance , which is revered in london night spots

Instruction: ""did you see those cunts sweet boulahrouzing?  "sweet boulahrouz" What is the definition of "boulahrouz"?


brenevyn

is an amazing guy that makes you fall in love with him instantly

Instruction: "person #1: brenevyn is cute, huh?  person #2: dude yes" What is the definition of "brenevyn"?


bright spot

that one person that you crush on from a distance

Instruction: "i ran into my bright spot in the library today" What is the definition of "bright spot"?


carbon nose

the really ugly face you make when you drink a soft drink and exhale a carbonated belch through the nose searing the quardland hairs

Instruction: "after the refreshing root-beer it led to a bad case of carbon nose" What is the definition of "carbon nose"?


bunkitydank

either means something was really good, really bad, or a decent mixture of both

Instruction: "have you ever met a kelsie or a nikki? they are so hot, they are bunkitydank" What is the definition of "bunkitydank"?


ass cracker

Context: that wanker is an ass cracker

Instruction: "that wanker is an ass cracker" What is the definition of "ass cracker"?


ass cracker

a term used to describe a man with a large enough penis, to brake the anus of the woman or man he is having anal intercourse with

Instruction: "damn, his's cock is so big, he is definatly an ass cracker" What is the definition of "ass cracker"?


ass cracker

(1)- a loud fart that comes out of no were,normaly 4 to 3 seconeds long

Instruction: "after the fart- holly fucking ass cracker   dude you such a ass cracker , get out of hear" What is the definition of "ass cracker"?


ash bones

Instruction: "kid#1: yo homie i seen this bitch yesterday, she had some mad ash bones" What is the definition of "ash bones"?


douche helmet

an oversized fitted baseball hat with no bend in the brim worn to the side by african-american males or [white buffoon]s

Instruction: "tarik wore his best douche helmet last friday night to compliment his xxxl white t-shirt" What is the definition of "douche helmet"?


douche helmet

Context: evan is a fucking douche helmet

a total fucking dip shit, usually with the first name evan

Instruction: "evan is a fucking douche helmet" What is the definition of "douche helmet"?


basador

Instruction: "the basador is has a lab length and head size with a basset hound stature" What is the definition of "basador"?


a changemaker

Context: everyone a changemaker

when you cut a dead baby hamburger wise and fuck it in the guts while eating out the lower half

Instruction: "everyone a changemaker" What is the definition of "a changemaker"?


kdlynn

Context: my name is kdlynn

i am literally the only person on the planet with this name

Instruction: "my name is kdlynn" What is the definition of "kdlynn"?


british sun tan

Context: charles has a british sun tan

a sun tan covering only the face and lower arms

Instruction: "charles has a british sun tan" What is the definition of "british sun tan"?


bestesta

Instruction: "he might be the bestest, but im the bestesta" What is the definition of "bestesta"?


dorgo

Context: yo jamie you're such a dorgo

a derogatory term that's a synonym for dork aidan coll

Instruction: "yo jamie you're such a dorgo" What is the definition of "dorgo"?


amber renee

amber renée garrison amick is a visual artist and designer with one foot securely fastened within her imagination

Instruction: "amber renee paints her imagination on the world around her" What is the definition of "amber renee"?


grupple

Instruction: "shannah and i went over to her place, we popped in a dvd, and we started to grupple" What is the definition of "grupple"?


Instruction: "idiot: i did 1,837,738,825,586 push ups yesterday normal person: no dumbass, you can't do more than 10 girl push ups" What is the definition of "1,837,738,825,586"?


cock slopping

where one does not know how to handle the emensity of his/her cock

Instruction: "stop cock slopping over there and learn how to control that thing" What is the definition of "cock slopping"?


d - u - n

"when someone is so wasted/drunk they are unable to speak properly, hence spelling "done" incorrectly

Instruction: "man, after those shots at the party i was d - u - n" What is the definition of "d - u - n"?


harrypotteritis

harrypotteritis is an obsessive compulsive disorder in which the has an overpowering need to study, follow, and live in the mind and reality of harry potter

Instruction: "austin-robyn, sorry to say but you have harrypotteritis" What is the definition of "harrypotteritis"?


biologyish

Context: "how was biology today? "oh, biologyish

of or relating to biology and all similar topics of like studies

Instruction: ""how was biology today? "oh, biologyish" What is the definition of "biologyish"?


all darter

a group derived from darts forum land used by generally incompetent fools to claim they are superior than others

Instruction: ""pep: "i'm an all darter means: i believe i'm special and indeed i am, but in a different way than i think"" What is the definition of "all darter"?


crotch burner

a romantic novel that consists of 80% sex scenes and 20% story

Instruction: "the hypocritical thing about it, is that my girlfriend hates that i would watch porn, but she is never without one of her crotch burner books" What is the definition of "crotch burner"?


circle jerk

Instruction: "i am planning a circle jerk next week if any of y'all are interested" What is the definition of "circle jerk"?


circle jerk

1) group masturbation, usually males, sitting or standing in a circle jerking themselves or each other off

Instruction: "the pledges learned humility from the initiation circle jerk" What is the definition of "circle jerk"?


circle jerk

when a group of males stand in a circle and all masturbate towards the center

Instruction: "hey, bill, you down with having a circle jerk tonight?" What is the definition of "circle jerk"?


bobbitize

coined from a famous event about a woman named loraine bobbit, whom allegedly sliced her husbands penis off, then reattached it herself through household conventional means

Instruction: "if you don't get your hands off that poor girl, i will bobbitize you myself" What is the definition of "bobbitize"?


blind guardian

"the best power metal band ever, they wipe their ass with nu metal, emo, "gangsta rap" and all other forms of music for pussies

Instruction: "i went to the blind guardian concert, and kicked the whiny rich-bitch goth cunt in the face till she bled all over daddy's bmw" What is the definition of "blind guardian"?


blind guardian

Context: blind guardian rocked my face off

Instruction: "blind guardian rocked my face off" What is the definition of "blind guardian"?


blind guardian

"what can i say? a great power metal band liked by great people

Instruction: "alec: dude, did you see blind guardian at bloodfest? kyle: hell yeah" What is the definition of "blind guardian"?


blind guardian

Instruction: "dude, blind guardian played at the amphitheater, and it pwnt" What is the definition of "blind guardian"?


chestercat

is a cat that travels though time and space in a sexy machine called a tardis

Instruction: "person one: whos that cute guy with tight jeans? person two: oh thats a chestercat" What is the definition of "chestercat"?


can of corn

Context: can of corn rob, can of corn

Instruction: "can of corn rob, can of corn" What is the definition of "can of corn"?


sacklicker

"the term sacklicker is considered to be one of the most derogatory references that can be used toward one heterosexual male from another

Instruction: ""phrases  "that sacklicker sucks dog balls"  "" What is the definition of "sacklicker"?


clurp

Instruction: "hey clurp, you're looking very clurp today" What is the definition of "clurp"?


drix

the act of consuming dextromethorphan, or dxm, (ingredient in cough syrup) for the purposes of tripping

Instruction: "i'm gonna drix tonight, maybe i'll see tupac" What is the definition of "drix"?