colbert bump

an extreme boost in popularity after appearing on the colbert report

Instruction: "toby keith appeared on the the colbert report and later that week his new album was number one therefore he received the colbert bump" What is the definition of "colbert bump"?


colbert bump

the positive boost in sales or votes received by people who are guests on comedy central's [the colbert report]

Instruction: "after appearing on the cobert report, the previously unknown candidate got the colbert bump and pulled ahead in the polls" What is the definition of "colbert bump"?


corn sludge

Instruction: "most drinks have corn sludge in them, not pure sugar" What is the definition of "corn sludge"?


code 19

Context: attention, code 19

Instruction: "attention, code 19" What is the definition of "code 19"?


femherroid

"a feminist male or female who is generally a pain in the ass both online and in real life

Instruction: ""sparty says he was debating online and a massive femherroid came out of nowhere and accused him of "mind rape" and "misogyny", but don't worry they think everything is misogyny"" What is the definition of "femherroid"?


goodnight irene

1940's & 50's phrase used to describe an event or situation with a disastrous conclusion

Instruction: "if the bronco's don't win this round, then its goodnight irene to the finals" What is the definition of "goodnight irene"?


deboogle

Instruction: "person a: i saw him deboogle a gorgeous blonde" What is the definition of "deboogle"?


bitch dick

Context: shut the fuck up bitch dick

Instruction: "shut the fuck up bitch dick" What is the definition of "bitch dick"?


bitch dick

Instruction: "person a: is that a guy or a girl? person b: it's a bitch dick" What is the definition of "bitch dick"?


beyond awesome

achieving a level of greatness that is almost inconceivable

Instruction: "zak and dirk are truly beyond awesome to hang with" What is the definition of "beyond awesome"?


Context: yo waddup jbz the 3xd pimp

a bunch of pimpz/hustlahz/gangstahz who pop 1deagz every day

Instruction: "yo waddup jbz the 3xd pimp" What is the definition of "3xd"?


dewedgieing

putting your pants, boxers, knickers back into a comfortable position after a wedgie

Instruction: "i'm dewedgieing my pants, they're up my ass" What is the definition of "dewedgieing"?


cock randy

anything sexual that is hot, sticky, or sweet

Instruction: "damn that was one cock randy experience last night" What is the definition of "cock randy"?


bubbleverse

a universe consisting of a single person who is physically or mentally isolated from the gereral population and the rest of the [universe] in general

Instruction: "of course he doesn't know what 69 means, he lives in a bubbleverse" What is the definition of "bubbleverse"?


beru

sexual activity that involves using the mouth and tongue to stimulate a partner’s genitals

Instruction: "jonel was having beru last year with tarolynn" What is the definition of "beru"?


george w

the [american idiot] of american idiots and a [village idiot]

Instruction: "george w is an american and a village idiot" What is the definition of "george w"?


george w

Instruction: ""that george w is trying to trick us again by calling that piece of logging legislation the "healthy forests act" What is the definition of "george w"?


george w

Context: "dude: "man, that was so george w

Instruction: ""dude: "man, that was so george w" What is the definition of "george w"?


george w

Context: george w is a total moron

Instruction: "george w is a total moron" What is the definition of "george w"?


a marky

Context: yo man mark is such a marky

one who loves to eat pussy, ass, and anything on a female

Instruction: "yo man mark is such a marky" What is the definition of "a marky"?


buddah stank

from jerry jacksons weblog of how to smoke weed

Instruction: "a sack of the buddah stank is worth two in the hole" What is the definition of "buddah stank"?


dichewat

Instruction: "vinson: dichewat bro? tom: i'm doing good, dichewat?" What is the definition of "dichewat"?


beat street

Context: those girls were beat street dude

Instruction: "those girls were beat street dude" What is the definition of "beat street"?


beat street

when chillin  passin around the bong or bowl perhaps and youre like the 3rd or 4th head to hit it and your hit tastes like an ashtray

Instruction: "a: did you get a hit?  b: nah it was beat street" What is the definition of "beat street"?


beat street

to have a personal item and or possession removed from one's self unwillingly

Instruction: "little sarah walked through the alley alone, and placed herself  on beat street" What is the definition of "beat street"?


bad idea

Context: bad idea

"a term used by arnold schwarzenegger in the film "predator" just after he punches the predetor in the face

Instruction: "bad idea" What is the definition of "bad idea"?


bad idea

Context: man, what a bad idea

Instruction: "man, what a bad idea" What is the definition of "bad idea"?


bad idea

(noun) a person who having any sort of intimate contact with is looked badly at by everyone on the planet ever

Instruction: "don't get with bob, you know he's always a bad idea" What is the definition of "bad idea"?


ajibo

Instruction: ""that guy is an ajibo  "my dog is ajibo""" What is the definition of "ajibo"?


congragufuckinglations

congratulating someone while saying f*ck you at the same time

Instruction: ""oh so you won the bet, congragufuckinglations" What is the definition of "congragufuckinglations"?


belly of the beast

to be locked up in the system, to be in jail, the beast being the justice system

Instruction: "person 1: where my nigga at?  person 2: you ain't heard, he in the belly of the beast" What is the definition of "belly of the beast"?


belly of the beast

a stressful and difficult, or sometimes, harsh environment

Instruction: "working on a job you don't like is like being in the belly of the beast" What is the definition of "belly of the beast"?


belly of the beast

to be locked up in the system, to be in jail, the beast being the justice system

Instruction: "person 1: where my nigga at?  person 2: you ain't heard, he in the belly of the beast" What is the definition of "belly of the beast"?


belly of the beast

a stressful and difficult, or sometimes, harsh environment

Instruction: "working on a job you don't like is like being in the belly of the beast" What is the definition of "belly of the beast"?


ipod shuffle

Instruction: "life is random, so why shouldn't my ipod shuffle playlist be? i can play songs on my ipod shuffle" What is the definition of "ipod shuffle"?


ipod shuffle

Instruction: "clyde had always wanted to get an ipod, but they were far too expensive for his lifestyle, until the ipod shuffle was released" What is the definition of "ipod shuffle"?


ipod shuffle

the act of visibly changing your walking speed or gait to match the tune currently playing on your ipod

Instruction: "some guy was doing the ipod shuffle on the way to work - one minute i was stepping on his heels, the next he was sprinting" What is the definition of "ipod shuffle"?


ipod shuffle

Context: person 1: i just got an ipod shuffle

the ipod that fits 150 songs, the rule is you either love it or shove it

Instruction: "person 1: i just got an ipod shuffle" What is the definition of "ipod shuffle"?


ipod shuffle

Instruction: "joey: the other ipods may have fancier features, but i like my ipod shuffle" What is the definition of "ipod shuffle"?


ipod shuffle

Instruction: ""omg guess what i got a new ipod shuffle "well i like totally have a new ipod photo, jeez ipod shuffles are so the poor persons ipod""" What is the definition of "ipod shuffle"?


ipod shuffle

total piece o' shit that nobody should buy because it costs $150 and holds 150 songs and with that much  money you could get an ipod video on ebay

Instruction: "shannon: man i fell off my bike yesterday and my stupid ipod shuffle snapped in half" What is the definition of "ipod shuffle"?


bail your life

a phrase said to someone who has just been embarrassed or greatly humiliated

Instruction: ""(kid falls down the stairs in front of everyone) "dude, bail your life" What is the definition of "bail your life"?


averying

Context: -she keeps averying over the blue line

the action of tripping over nothing at all

Instruction: "-she keeps averying over the blue line" What is the definition of "averying"?


fbid

"used as a term for "ownage" in the hacking community

Instruction: "yo i straight up fbid that comp  dude my comp got fbi'd" What is the definition of "fbid"?


acknee

that random pimple that appears on your knee from out of nowhere

Instruction: ""how did you did a pimple on your knee? "i don't know man, it's some crazy acknee" What is the definition of "acknee"?


california shirt

another way of saying hollister clothing in another state other than california

Instruction: "my middle aged teacher is wearing a california shirt" What is the definition of "california shirt"?


andro-dyke

"gay slang abbreviation for “androgynous dyke

Instruction: "andro-dyke self-identification can be traced to the 1970s" What is the definition of "andro-dyke"?


mfh

"an acronym which letters stand for "masturbating from home"

Instruction: ""co-worker #1: "are you mfh today?" co-worker #2: "yeah - the software requirements are 90% complete, but i've only taken one break so far this morning" What is the definition of "mfh"?


mfh

"literally stands for "mother fucking healthy"

Instruction: "miguel: i heard you ran through that bitch drigz: yea, she was yellin' all kind of shit miguel: was it good? drigz: mfh" What is the definition of "mfh"?


delong

Context: damn that man is a a delong for sure

originates from greek mythology the titan delongulous who had an extrenely large rooster or penis

Instruction: "damn that man is a a delong for sure" What is the definition of "delong"?


affleck's law

Context: affleck's law

calling everyone who doesn't agree with you a racist, when race has nothing to do with it

Instruction: "affleck's law" What is the definition of "affleck's law"?


cornbag

one who becomes stuffed to the gills with corn due to the impact of a overbearing woman

Instruction: "the movie theater management had no second thoughts in hiring chelsea, for her cornbag transformation skills saved them thousands of dollars on kernels" What is the definition of "cornbag"?


boos teezee

Instruction: "that mofo asked for my number so i told him to boos teezee" What is the definition of "boos teezee"?


aioue

Context: aioue, aioue

Instruction: "aioue, aioue" What is the definition of "aioue"?


absane

Context: the new kanye album is absane

"a sick combination of the words "absolutely" and "insane

Instruction: "the new kanye album is absane" What is the definition of "absane"?


appino

Context: wow ur such a appino u fat slob

a really fat verizion of harry potter and rosie o'donaled with a touch of santa claus

Instruction: "wow ur such a appino u fat slob" What is the definition of "appino"?


madittude

Context: she's got madittude

Instruction: "she's got madittude" What is the definition of "madittude"?


jacketeer

"a high school or college athlete - often times a football, lacrosse, or baseball player - who won't go out in public without sporting his team gear

Instruction: ""dude #1: how much you guys wanna bet that freshman wears his team sweats to the party tonight?  worst jacketeer in history" What is the definition of "jacketeer"?


3 dozer build

a 3 dozer build is usually in rts when n00bs waste their money on stupid units

Instruction: "that n00b i just owned played a 3 dozer build" What is the definition of "3 dozer build"?


belchard

a vile sexual act where 1 engages in anal sex then sucks the remains out with a straw

Instruction: "mark performed a belchard on his gay partner" What is the definition of "belchard"?


delgo

a movie with voices of jennifer love hewitt & freddie prince jr, that's a rip off of every film ever made

Instruction: "i'd rather eat shit then watch that disturbing movie delgo" What is the definition of "delgo"?


delgo

Context: look at that delgo

Instruction: "look at that delgo" What is the definition of "delgo"?


babsing

the act of ruining any event (movie, song, story) by over analyzing, explaining, spoiling, or ruining overall

Instruction: "it's a fucking movie, stop babsing it for everyone" What is the definition of "babsing"?


wet wagons

Context: that guy got the wet wagons

Instruction: "that guy got the wet wagons" What is the definition of "wet wagons"?


fat ass wah

term used to define a fat, ugly mook who nobody want to have sex with and will remain a virgin forever

Instruction: ""jeez mate, your mum sure is a fat ass wah" What is the definition of "fat ass wah"?


fanwar

"vagina, general scottish insult instead of "fanny""

Instruction: "that guy just shat himself, what a fanwar" What is the definition of "fanwar"?


fubbs

Instruction: "man, [lonely kid] has some fucking nasty fubbs" What is the definition of "fubbs"?


evilside

Context: i live over here op the evilside of sj

Instruction: "i live over here op the evilside of sj" What is the definition of "evilside"?


evilside

Context: let'z ride for da evilside homez

Instruction: "let'z ride for da evilside homez" What is the definition of "evilside"?


game horny

something that inspires you to play a certain video game

Instruction: "that gangster movie makes me game horny for gta" What is the definition of "game horny"?


abeasted

Instruction: "oh dear, i think i just abeasted my pet cow" What is the definition of "abeasted"?


all morninger

the act of waking up around 4-5 am or earlier for the purpose of getting some goddamn work/studying done

Instruction: "i pulled an all morninger to study for an exam i won't pass anyways" What is the definition of "all morninger"?


dale shine

Context: sobres wey dale shine ala verga

a spanish phrase that means to go for it

Instruction: "sobres wey dale shine ala verga" What is the definition of "dale shine"?


blip blump

no glamerous way to put it, a blip blump is a fat chick

Instruction: "craig: damn look at that blip blump over there, she is a super heavy weight for sure" What is the definition of "blip blump"?


drwx

"drwx is a shortened version of the unix file permissions drwxrwxrwx

Instruction: "drwx plays for the bucktoof gangsters and pwns btg|cloak on a regular basis" What is the definition of "drwx"?


biscuit head

Context: marie has a biscuit head

Instruction: "marie has a biscuit head" What is the definition of "biscuit head"?


biscuit head

a rather dumbass, crackhead, or douchebag

Instruction: "man, that bitch ass is such a biscuit head" What is the definition of "biscuit head"?


biscuit head

someone addicted to prescription drugs like oxycotins, vicodins,etc

Instruction: "i got my leg chopped off and that biscuit head stole my damn prescription drugs, aahhhh" What is the definition of "biscuit head"?


biscuit head

someone who is bald and the top of the head looking down resmbles a biscuit such as a digestive or rich tea

Instruction: "your baldy as fuck its like a biscuit on top of your head im going to call you biscuit head" What is the definition of "biscuit head"?


biscuit head

Context: he dude is a biscuit head

Instruction: "he dude is a biscuit head" What is the definition of "biscuit head"?


flangulate

verb: to raise your hips to precisely the height required to queef directly into your partner's face while they perform cunnilingus

Instruction: "i tried to make it up to her by going down on her but i realised she was trying to flangulate" What is the definition of "flangulate"?


acco

Context: man 1: fuck i had an acco today

"a slang word for "accident" used in western sydney"

Instruction: "man 1: fuck i had an acco today" What is the definition of "acco"?


bread head

when a man's hair is too long on top and it rises like fresh baked bread

Instruction: "did you see joe's hair today? yeah, he's got bread head" What is the definition of "bread head"?


fatty wins

Context: "hay guyz, lutz play fatty wins

a game played by fishermen where the players try to harpoon the fattest whale in the bar

Instruction: ""hay guyz, lutz play fatty wins" What is the definition of "fatty wins"?


gaybrella

Context: here comes carter, with that gaybrella

the gayest looking umbrella in the world

Instruction: "here comes carter, with that gaybrella" What is the definition of "gaybrella"?


after-tap

the slightly sickening feeling that comes shortly after being hit or kicked in the balls

Instruction: ""ah man i thought the worst was over but now comes the after-tap" What is the definition of "after-tap"?


chakayla

Instruction: "oh man, this chakayla i have is killing me" What is the definition of "chakayla"?


brewkus

Context: this is a damn good cup of brewkus

Instruction: "this is a damn good cup of brewkus" What is the definition of "brewkus"?


awesomenessing

awesomenessing, the act of being completely totally awesome, while preforming awesome actions, with awesome people, doing awesome things, being completely freaking epic

Instruction: "they were totally awesomenessing during the dance" What is the definition of "awesomenessing"?


frienmistry

Instruction: "ricky and megan have only just met, but they displayed great frienmistry and really hit it off" What is the definition of "frienmistry"?


cubic zirconia

Instruction: ""mirna left him standing at the alter because she learned her "diamond" ring was actually cubic zirconia" What is the definition of "cubic zirconia"?


gan ning

a straight up pimp from the three kingdoms period of china

Instruction: "damn fool, you finna get yo gan ning on tonite? thats my dawwwg" What is the definition of "gan ning"?


crowsen

Context: hey crowsen you have a pretty cool name

Instruction: "hey crowsen you have a pretty cool name" What is the definition of "crowsen"?


dirty bo

guys, pack in your lip half a tin of your favorite [chew] and proceed to fill a mason jar then [marinate] your mayonaise maker

Instruction: "i was horny as fuck and jonezin for a dip, so i challenged my gf to a dirty bo" What is the definition of "dirty bo"?


comely

Context: felicia was a comely lass

exceedingly attractive, in an overtly sexual way

Instruction: "felicia was a comely lass" What is the definition of "comely"?


bombage

Instruction: "girl 1 :bennie is such [bombage], did you hear what she did to charlotte? girl 2: yeah i heard, what fucking bombage" What is the definition of "bombage"?


bombage

Context: broooooo, that party was so bombage

Instruction: "broooooo, that party was so bombage" What is the definition of "bombage"?


bombage

Context: oo tht flickture is total bombage

Instruction: "oo tht flickture is total bombage" What is the definition of "bombage"?


clockin' out

Context: i'm clockin' out

Instruction: "i'm clockin' out" What is the definition of "clockin' out"?


cutting up

cutting up is like acting up or acting a fool

Instruction: "(kids yelling and screaming while in church) damn those kids are cutting up" What is the definition of "cutting up"?


cutting up

Context: dude yo breath is cutting up

Instruction: "dude yo breath is cutting up" What is the definition of "cutting up"?


boing boing

a single hair that grows on a female's chin overnight

Instruction: "i don't have a beard, but i do have a boing boing" What is the definition of "boing boing"?


boing boing

a rash you get between your legs near your balls after going swimming at the beach

Instruction: "i have been at the beach all day, my boing boing is killing me" What is the definition of "boing boing"?


bilbo baggins

Instruction: "anthony just did a bilbo baggins to justin's freshly prepared hobbit hole" What is the definition of "bilbo baggins"?


bilbo baggins

Instruction: "john, bob, chris and scott had a bilbo baggins" What is the definition of "bilbo baggins"?


bilbo baggins

when receiving oral sex from a dwarf while performing a bowel movement

Instruction: "i declined going to the after party, i really had to use the restroom and the cute dwarf with the santa hat offered to give me a bilbo baggins" What is the definition of "bilbo baggins"?


bilbo baggins

Context: bilbo baggins for faggins

a cigarette, a way for people to disguise the word fag without being found out

Instruction: "bilbo baggins for faggins" What is the definition of "bilbo baggins"?


bilbo baggins

Instruction: "anthony just did a bilbo baggins to justin's freshly prepared hobbit hole" What is the definition of "bilbo baggins"?


bilbo baggins

Instruction: "john, bob, chris and scott had a bilbo baggins" What is the definition of "bilbo baggins"?


bilbo baggins

when receiving oral sex from a dwarf while performing a bowel movement

Instruction: "i declined going to the after party, i really had to use the restroom and the cute dwarf with the santa hat offered to give me a bilbo baggins" What is the definition of "bilbo baggins"?


bilbo baggins

Context: bilbo baggins for faggins

a cigarette, a way for people to disguise the word fag without being found out

Instruction: "bilbo baggins for faggins" What is the definition of "bilbo baggins"?


boothse

Instruction: "dont tell ya motha i gave ya money ta buy boothse" What is the definition of "boothse"?


butt glaze

Context: i just licked up all of her butt glaze

juices that are excreted from the anal opening

Instruction: "i just licked up all of her butt glaze" What is the definition of "butt glaze"?


Context: holla if you in the 913

Instruction: "holla if you in the 913" What is the definition of "913"?


"a team assembling people of the german and or irish brotherhood

Instruction: "dayumn homie you be reppin tha 913 helluh tight" What is the definition of "913"?


w.o.m.p.

acronym for (w)omen (o)utside (m)y (p)references

Instruction: "let's scram scholar, all the girls in here are w.o.m.p." What is the definition of "w.o.m.p."?


blow your ass horn

to ues your ass to make a sound by blowing gass out it or in other words to [fart]

Instruction: "eating beans will make you blow your ass horn" What is the definition of "blow your ass horn"?


dehydrated bunghole

Instruction: "i cant stop scratching my rough dehydrated bunghole" What is the definition of "dehydrated bunghole"?


gadar

mental radar used to detect [homosexuals]

Instruction: "that guy over there is making my gadar go crazy" What is the definition of "gadar"?


gadar

a kind of radar which is set to go off in the presence of a homosexual

Instruction: "you didn't notice mark is gay?? the moment i met him my gadar totally accused it" What is the definition of "gadar"?


chiggeroobit

often known as a short way of calling someone a chubby, niga, noobit

Instruction: "hey u chiggeroobit gimme dat chicken back" What is the definition of "chiggeroobit"?


bewig

Instruction: "it is common when dressing up for [cosplay] to bewig oneself" What is the definition of "bewig"?


bad a

Context: "dude that shirt is bad a

"a shortened version of [bad ass]/[badass]

Instruction: ""dude that shirt is bad a" What is the definition of "bad a"?


bad a

Context: girl your a super bad a now

poeple who dont giva a crap about nothing

Instruction: "girl your a super bad a now" What is the definition of "bad a"?


airedale

Instruction: "the pekingese thinks he's as cute as an airedale" What is the definition of "airedale"?


charles barkley

a euphemism for receiving oral sex while driving a motor vehicle

Instruction: "last night driving down 30th my girl leaned over and started giving me a charles barkley" What is the definition of "charles barkley"?


charles barkley

another ball sack move, squeezing ones testicle til it shines like charles barleys bald head

Instruction: "as johnny walked around the corner their was jimmie flashing him his charles barkley" What is the definition of "charles barkley"?


hobroken

a word describing the new jersey city of hoboken reflecting the bro culture that has ruined it of any good nightlife for the non-bro

Instruction: "guy 1: went to hobroken last night for a party" What is the definition of "hobroken"?


chavalavez

Instruction: "daaam that girl brianne chavalavez is siikk" What is the definition of "chavalavez"?


edgehead

Context: i like edge therefore i am an edgehead

wwe superstar edge: his fans are called edgeheads

Instruction: "i like edge therefore i am an edgehead" What is the definition of "edgehead"?


edgehead

Context: edgehead > cenation

wwe superstar edge fans call themselves edgeheads

Instruction: "edgehead > cenation" What is the definition of "edgehead"?


edgehead

instead of pothead who is someone that smokes pot edgehead is someone who is straight edge

Instruction: "i'm an edgehead because i'm straight edge" What is the definition of "edgehead"?


edgehead

Context: i'm an edgehead

someone who is a fan of wwe superstar [edge]

Instruction: "i'm an edgehead" What is the definition of "edgehead"?


blu ray

Context: blu ray + ps3 = lots of $ :(

what is most likely to become the next form of media

Instruction: "blu ray + ps3 = lots of $ :(" What is the definition of "blu ray"?


blu ray

Context: blu ray + ps3 = lots of $ :(

what is most likely to become the next form of media

Instruction: "blu ray + ps3 = lots of $ :(" What is the definition of "blu ray"?


automatic family

the term used when a man or woman marrys someone that has kids

Instruction: "man, i love that girl to death, but i am not ready for an automatic family" What is the definition of "automatic family"?


fecal fairy

Context: gramps had a visit from the fecal fairy

a person who leaves fecal matter behind where it shouldnt be

Instruction: "gramps had a visit from the fecal fairy" What is the definition of "fecal fairy"?


bumparoo

Instruction: "the college freshman needed a bumparoo after getting rejected by the girl in his class" What is the definition of "bumparoo"?


bumparoo

Context: ira earned a bumparoo this year

a salary increase in a [teacher merit pay] plan

Instruction: "ira earned a bumparoo this year" What is the definition of "bumparoo"?


crazy pills

pills mentioned in zoolander in which people appear to go crazy

Instruction: "dude did you hear what they just said? they must be on crazy pills" What is the definition of "crazy pills"?


crazy pills

Context: you are a crazy pills

a person with no typing, spelling or grammar skills, in fact no intelligence whatsoever

Instruction: "you are a crazy pills" What is the definition of "crazy pills"?


drapping

Context: damn girl, you drapping now

hair that is long, or growing long without the addition of weave

Instruction: "damn girl, you drapping now" What is the definition of "drapping"?


semprini

the last name of composer alberto semprini

Instruction: "i use a body rub called semprini -monty python's flying circus" What is the definition of "semprini"?


semprini

"as said by the character on monty python, a horrible word that will never be said again on the show

Instruction: "instead of lake trout aftershave, a dab of semprini smells just as good" What is the definition of "semprini"?


floppy jim

Instruction: "he would love to fuck his girl but he drank too much and got a floppy jim" What is the definition of "floppy jim"?


poopie-doopie

(interjection) - the safety word to let a girl know you are about to ejactulate so she doesn't have to swallow

Instruction: "her - *slurp*slurp*slurp*  him - poopie-doopie" What is the definition of "poopie-doopie"?


highered

Context: 'yea man, i was totally highered

the act of being high on weed whilst being hired for employment

Instruction: "'yea man, i was totally highered" What is the definition of "highered"?


highered

highered, a combination of high and tired

Instruction: "dude, i was so highered yesterday, i just wrote my paper for school tomorrow, i'm a little scared to turn it in" What is the definition of "highered"?


highered

Context: what time is it? i'm so highered

adj - a state of consciousness where one is under the influence of marijuana and is exhausted

Instruction: "what time is it? i'm so highered" What is the definition of "highered"?


chunk a dunk

Instruction: "i really need to chunk a dunk after eating that taco" What is the definition of "chunk a dunk"?


fo sho

Instruction: "are you going to jam for the lamb tonight mike? -like fo sho i am" What is the definition of "fo sho"?


fo sho

Context: can i borrow your cd? oh fo sho

Instruction: "can i borrow your cd? oh fo sho" What is the definition of "fo sho"?


fo sho

Context: would you like another canape? fo sho

Instruction: "would you like another canape? fo sho" What is the definition of "fo sho"?


abhi

Context: yes abhi

Instruction: "yes abhi" What is the definition of "abhi"?


abhi

Context: that guy looks like an abhi

an alien, he comes from outer space to get the ladies with his tiny alien dick

Instruction: "that guy looks like an abhi" What is the definition of "abhi"?


abhi

Context: yes abhi

Instruction: "yes abhi" What is the definition of "abhi"?


abhi

Context: that guy looks like an abhi

an alien, he comes from outer space to get the ladies with his tiny alien dick

Instruction: "that guy looks like an abhi" What is the definition of "abhi"?


aisuatidusa

Context: this is some f'ed up aisuatidusa

to explain bad situations, or issues, pertaining to an event with negative connotation

Instruction: "this is some f'ed up aisuatidusa" What is the definition of "aisuatidusa"?


death the kid syndrome

when you share the obsession for symmetry displayed by the anime character death the kid, from the anime soul eater

Instruction: "[dude that lampshade isn't symmetrical] [you have serious death the kid syndrome" What is the definition of "death the kid syndrome"?


dilly dick'n

Context: grant's dilly dick'n around again

Instruction: "grant's dilly dick'n around again" What is the definition of "dilly dick'n"?


defocate

Context: dude did you just defocate on my chair

1) to release your bowels in a violent manner, usually in a toilet

Instruction: "dude did you just defocate on my chair" What is the definition of "defocate"?


blastoising

"when you jack off two guys over your shoulder, aiming their jizz at your partner

Instruction: "the party was lame until they guys started blastoising" What is the definition of "blastoising"?


four square

Context: damien sucks at four square

"a school-yard game that is popular in australia

Instruction: "damien sucks at four square" What is the definition of "four square"?


four square

a sexual scenario in which the female participant is passed between four male participants in a similar manner to that of a ball during a four square match

Instruction: "i double bounced jenny so hard in a four square last night the three other dudes couldn't keep up" What is the definition of "four square"?


four square

sex position involving 2 males and 2 females locked in 2 position of 69s that are linked together between all 4 participants

Instruction: "me and andrew are about to four square the shit out of those seattle girls tonight" What is the definition of "four square"?


four square

Instruction: "shit, another four square neighbor who moved into my street" What is the definition of "four square"?


deathie

Instruction: "that chick just gave me the biggest deathie" What is the definition of "deathie"?


bolding

when you are doing something that is not the socially accepted norm and it often makes no reasonable sense to other people why you are behaving in such a manner

Instruction: ""don is bolding whenever he smokes a cigarette because he unconsciously (or consciously) smokes it as fast as possible and ends up with a cherry the size of your thumb" What is the definition of "bolding"?


cathisophobia

Instruction: "lucky i have no examples of cathisophobia" What is the definition of "cathisophobia"?


afgoo

nickname for the strain of weed known as afghan goo

Instruction: "rob: let's go longboarding at the park today alex: nahh fuck that, i'm about to get blunted off this afgoo and watch disc 2 of planet earth" What is the definition of "afgoo"?


bye lance

"is basically the same as " bye felicia " , dismissing anyone who is irrelevant to you

Instruction: "girl : you trippen' boy : but you still chatting tho [bye felicia] girl : bye lance" What is the definition of "bye lance"?


lefty ballsy

Instruction: "all you guys are gab for thinking this game is fuchsia lames but you should kick my lefty ballsy" What is the definition of "lefty ballsy"?


after-schooling

Context: yo, i was after-schooling yesturday

Instruction: "yo, i was after-schooling yesturday" What is the definition of "after-schooling"?


thrusty

Context: "man, that dude is so thrusty

adjective  an individual who does a lot of thrusting of their pelvic region

Instruction: ""man, that dude is so thrusty" What is the definition of "thrusty"?


thrusty

Instruction: "am i not thrusty enough for you?  are you feeling thrusty?" What is the definition of "thrusty"?


lidos

Context: i love going to lidos

Instruction: "i love going to lidos" What is the definition of "lidos"?


cariona

Instruction: "[cariona] i have high hopes and expectations for cariona when she enters college" What is the definition of "cariona"?


corn muffin

Context: "black girl: "hey corn muffin

Instruction: ""black girl: "hey corn muffin" What is the definition of "corn muffin"?


corn muffin

Instruction: "some little cock suckin' corn muffin asked me if i wanted to buy some cookies" What is the definition of "corn muffin"?


corn muffin

when you cant take a shit and you pucs really hard

Instruction: "my shit was so backed up i pushed my corn muffin out" What is the definition of "corn muffin"?


corn muffin

a slang term for an extremely fat/obese eastern pacific asian (including but not limited to: [chinese], [japanese], and [koreans])

Instruction: "yo, i just played that corn muffin in [chess], and he won and took all my cookies" What is the definition of "corn muffin"?


brooke sevigny

Instruction: "hey man you see that girl right there shes def a brooke sevigny (bs short for brooke sevigny)" What is the definition of "brooke sevigny"?


gal pal

a girl with whom you have a platonic friendship

Instruction: "i can talk with my gal pal about anything" What is the definition of "gal pal"?


gal pal

a gal pal is a guy who hangs around with all the girls

Instruction: "that josh richards is the biggest gal pal" What is the definition of "gal pal"?


gal pal

Context: my gal pal followed me yeasterday

Instruction: "my gal pal followed me yeasterday" What is the definition of "gal pal"?


burnt corndog

when someone engaged in anal sex allows their partner to shit on their dick and it is left to dry out and harden resembling a burnt corndog

Instruction: "neil patrick harris got a burnt corndog from his bae" What is the definition of "burnt corndog"?


akiah

Instruction: "that girl is a phoney, she's not an akiah" What is the definition of "akiah"?


blorious

Context: babe, that was blorious

blorious: adjective: to receive a glorious blow job

Instruction: "babe, that was blorious" What is the definition of "blorious"?


blart job

when one receives a blow job whilst sharting

Instruction: "blarting exploded on the scene after its debut in paul blart job mall cock" What is the definition of "blart job"?


balonie

Context: dan likes to smoke balonie nude

Instruction: "dan likes to smoke balonie nude" What is the definition of "balonie"?


cleopas

Context: cleopas is good dude, but he sux at pvp

the first ever wookiee jedi master 4444 guardian in all star wars galaxies

Instruction: "cleopas is good dude, but he sux at pvp" What is the definition of "cleopas"?


bravo charlie

"bravo charlie from the military phonetic alphabet used to transmit letters or code via telephone or radio, stands for "bc," or, in this case, "beaver curtains

Instruction: "examples of bravo charlie used:  • hey, brianna, come near me with that pair of man-scaping scissors and i'm going to kick you in the bravo charlie" What is the definition of "bravo charlie"?


beaver breather

a reference to the breath of a lesbian, or a reference to a lesbian in general

Instruction: "from the smell of her breath it was quite odvious that bard was clearly a beaver breather" What is the definition of "beaver breather"?


arnold bobby

rhyming slang for jobby, similiar to [barry white]

Instruction: "erm, where's the toilet? i'm dying for an arnold bobby" What is the definition of "arnold bobby"?


harry twatter

Context: harry twatter

Instruction: "harry twatter" What is the definition of "harry twatter"?


f.b.k.s

Context: im on my f.b.k.s shit

Instruction: "im on my f.b.k.s shit" What is the definition of "f.b.k.s"?


brown thunder

the look when a ridiculously handsome brown man gives making a female wet her pants instantaneously

Instruction: "young lizzy threw herself at me after she witnessed the brown thunder" What is the definition of "brown thunder"?


billie jinja

a guitar, harmonica, banjo and drum playing singer with a stature of 5'7

Instruction: "billie jinja don't need no stinking examples" What is the definition of "billie jinja"?


loose meat sandwich

a pussy with huge flabby lips that engulf your dick even before you dive into the hole

Instruction: "can i dig into that loose meat sandwich you twat?" What is the definition of "loose meat sandwich"?


loose meat sandwich

Instruction: "last night i walked in on a loose meat sandwich and threw up" What is the definition of "loose meat sandwich"?


loose meat sandwich

if you are one of those guys who likes to pleasure himself using comestibles of the meaty variety,then you would no doubt use a 'loose meat sandwich'

Instruction: "i like to jerk of inside a loose meat sandwich" What is the definition of "loose meat sandwich"?


brownz

Context: set me a brownz blad

a cigaret, fag, only use if asking for a fag

Instruction: "set me a brownz blad" What is the definition of "brownz"?


gelphie

referring to the relationship between g(a)linda and elphaba in the broadway musical, wicked

Instruction: "people love to read gelphie fanfiction, because galinda and elphie make a very cute couple" What is the definition of "gelphie"?


gelphie

the romantic relationship between elphaba and glinda, as implied by subtext in both the musical and novel

Instruction: "gelphie exists; elphaba is so much more in love with glinda than she is with fiyero" What is the definition of "gelphie"?


monkey junky

Context: rachel is a monkey junky

a white female who is addicted to black cocks

Instruction: "rachel is a monkey junky" What is the definition of "monkey junky"?


crap weasle

a person who digs through other peoples crap trying to find something of use, but usually ends up smelling like a pile of dung

Instruction: ""wow, your child is quite the crap weasle" What is the definition of "crap weasle"?


cinder block

when an individual acts like a big shot with nothing to back them up

Instruction: "smith acted cocky and has proven to be a bigger cinder block than caroline" What is the definition of "cinder block"?


affiligent

Instruction: "i find that this is highly affiligent and edumacatiamous for my brain because" What is the definition of "affiligent"?


amha

Context: french : amha c'est un fake

french translation for in my humble opinon (imho)

Instruction: "french : amha c'est un fake" What is the definition of "amha"?


blunden

the act of punching walls in a rage at precisely 1900 hrs aest

Instruction: "it's nearly 7pm - if you listen carefully, you might hear someone throwing a blunden" What is the definition of "blunden"?


g way

a small town/county in southern new jersey that's formally known as galloway or galloway township

Instruction: "yo we chillin up in g way tonight over at rob's crib" What is the definition of "g way"?


fuckflesh

Context: "i fucked her wtih my fuckflesh

Instruction: ""i fucked her wtih my fuckflesh" What is the definition of "fuckflesh"?


bottoms-up

Instruction: "while doing it bottoms-up she was moaning like crazy" What is the definition of "bottoms-up"?


bottoms-up

Instruction: "while doing it bottoms-up she was moaning like crazy" What is the definition of "bottoms-up"?


becouvarakis

the commonly recognizable ending of the last name with 'akis' signifies they originated from the island crete in greece

Instruction: ""brittany: "you are talking to a becouvarakis now i hear" What is the definition of "becouvarakis"?


bumped into

"to meet someone accidentally -- past tense, as opposed to just "bump into"

Instruction: "my friend and i, being avid tennis players, bumped into each other when visiting the local courts" What is the definition of "bumped into"?


cow patty

Context: o man i stepped in a cow patty

Instruction: "o man i stepped in a cow patty" What is the definition of "cow patty"?


andrew wise

Context: wow that guy is such an andrew wise

some one who cant go 2 days with out playing league and has an amazing beard

Instruction: "wow that guy is such an andrew wise" What is the definition of "andrew wise"?


dick cheyney

a newly discovered form of parasitic giant cockroach, it has been able to posses infect the brains of human beings and use tham as hosts, most notably george bush jr

Instruction: "dick cheyney has taken control of my brain" What is the definition of "dick cheyney"?


rondalynn

Instruction: "cutest son ever made by rondalynn and kyle" What is the definition of "rondalynn"?


laurarobinson

Context: get your laurarobinson on

Instruction: "get your laurarobinson on" What is the definition of "laurarobinson"?


bury a quaker

Instruction: "dude, you got a magazine? i got to go bury a quaker" What is the definition of "bury a quaker"?


jesus christmas

Context: jesus christmas

"a jokingly and less offensive/disgraceful approach to using "jesus christ" as an interjection

Instruction: "jesus christmas" What is the definition of "jesus christmas"?


jesus christmas

jesus christ for those hardcore catholics/christians who have [no balls] and will not seriously take the lords name in vain

Instruction: "jesus christmas i dropped my [fone] in the pool" What is the definition of "jesus christmas"?


douche um' up

Context: douche um' up

"when someone is commiting an act of [douchebaggery] and the people around him/her make a "d" shape with their hands and say "d um' up!

Instruction: "douche um' up" What is the definition of "douche um' up"?


bun dang it

Context: bun dang it

to swear at : curse —often used to express annoyance, disgust, or surprise

Instruction: "bun dang it" What is the definition of "bun dang it"?


elsa

probably the most gorgeous girl on this planet

Instruction: "elsa was looking beautiful today, she wore the infamous green shirt" What is the definition of "elsa"?


elsa

Instruction: "elsa is the prettiest and meanest girl i ever met" What is the definition of "elsa"?


elsa

Context: wow, she is such an elsa

Instruction: "wow, she is such an elsa" What is the definition of "elsa"?


elsa

Instruction: "just think nice ass and you've got an elsa" What is the definition of "elsa"?


elsa

someone who someone likes but she isnt over someone

Instruction: "eliot asked out elsa after school on friday but she said no because she wasnt over someone" What is the definition of "elsa"?


elsa

the girl who is definetly sleeping with david and matt, they both dont know it

Instruction: "dont be an elsa and do that to trevor and brian" What is the definition of "elsa"?


elsa

Instruction: "a) i'm a so tired from shopping b)ahhh you pulled an elsa" What is the definition of "elsa"?


elsa

a small girl who is very indecisive when shopping

Instruction: "friend : your a goon  elsa : whats a goon?  friend : you" What is the definition of "elsa"?


elsa

Context: "(romanian accent) " i am elsa

Instruction: ""(romanian accent) " i am elsa" What is the definition of "elsa"?


cat dick

an unusually small penis, like a cat's size

Instruction: "that dude couldn't any pussy because he has a little cat dick" What is the definition of "cat dick"?


apit

armor piercing incindiary tracer (projectile)

Instruction: "use an apit round when you assassinate carrot top" What is the definition of "apit"?


boomey

Context: that bitch a boomey

Instruction: "that bitch a boomey" What is the definition of "boomey"?


bakerette

a hot bachlorette with exceptional baking skills

Instruction: "a bakerette is a women who is single, kicks ass in the kitchen and can bake you under the table" What is the definition of "bakerette"?


hemth

a person that is a very good sharpshooter or very good with snipers

Instruction: "that guy is a hemth sniper i hope we get him in our squad" What is the definition of "hemth"?


tankass

a posterior so large, it is able to sustain the blow of an artillery shell

Instruction: "have you seen j-lo's new video?  jesus christ she has got some kind of tankass" What is the definition of "tankass"?


tankass

Context: tara bichard is a tankass

an ass so huge that strikes back when you insult it

Instruction: "tara bichard is a tankass" What is the definition of "tankass"?


gulf shores cream pie

when you eat a girl out after you dumped your load inside of her

Instruction: "dude, i gave that girl a gulf shores cream pie" What is the definition of "gulf shores cream pie"?


direct message

a feature on instagram able to send a picture or message to up to 20 people at once

Instruction: "send me a direct message saying what you feel about me" What is the definition of "direct message"?


a shot to the face

Instruction: "when drinking jameson whiskey with friends tell them to be like jenna jameson and take a shot to the face" What is the definition of "a shot to the face"?


anal bog

one gets a tube/pipe and sticks it into his own anus and the other end of the pipe into another anus, creating pleasure bye shitting into eachothers asses

Instruction: ""i anal bogged you while you slept "go and anal bog your dog" "i used my mouth to anal bog""" What is the definition of "anal bog"?


appra

Context: that girl is as bad as appra

a brainless prostitute who just wants and needs to be fucked

Instruction: "that girl is as bad as appra" What is the definition of "appra"?


burgler

a burgler is a person who makes, eats, distributes, and smuggles hamburgers, especially from mcdonalds, and normally after store hours

Instruction: "my friend dominic, a burgler who works at mcdonalds, delivered mcdonalds hamburgers to everybody in the dorm last night" What is the definition of "burgler"?


jeffim

jeffim is a funny arse in the face of adversity

Instruction: ""girl: "i can't believe how hilarious this guy is, who is he?" friend: "oh that's just jeffim" What is the definition of "jeffim"?


alabama vinyl

Instruction: "i can fix my double wide with some alabama vinyl" What is the definition of "alabama vinyl"?


taxass

a sore, aching ass caused from sitting for too many hours working on state and federal income taxes

Instruction: "i've been sitting here for so long working on these freak'n [taxes] and now its escalated into a severe case of taxass" What is the definition of "taxass"?


hoodcat

Instruction: "i wish i was a hoodrat but i'm just a hoodcat" What is the definition of "hoodcat"?


cuntent

this occurs when a guy has a gf/chick friend whose nether region satisfies a man to the point where he only needs that one

Instruction: "i've been with this girl for like a month now but i'm totally cuntent with her because the sex is that amazing" What is the definition of "cuntent"?


alturnun

a place in england, cornwall is the home of imbreds alturnun

Instruction: "look that kid must be from alturnun he's so spack   he's a right imbred mother fucker he probaly from alturnun" What is the definition of "alturnun"?


broad sex

Instruction: "oh man, i saw this really hot guy and i totally had broad sex with him" What is the definition of "broad sex"?


crippy chron

Context: look, its crippy chron

weed that makes you high: if you get really high, you can call it the triple crip

Instruction: "look, its crippy chron" What is the definition of "crippy chron"?


bamfurk

collection of last few words said by a middle asian-european old woman before her husband dies and she commits sati

Instruction: "before the turk lady died, she used the bamfurk : rest in peace" What is the definition of "bamfurk"?


breakfast num nums

the most deliscious of breakfast foods, forget cereal, toast, yogurt

Instruction: "man aint' nothin better than some breakfast num nums after a nice sesh" What is the definition of "breakfast num nums"?


case quarter

Context: yo gotta case quarter i can borraw?

a black american dialectal term for a twenty-five cent piece

Instruction: "yo gotta case quarter i can borraw?" What is the definition of "case quarter"?


swingset susie

Instruction: ""what is this bs?  six letters meaning "former african capital?"  that's a total swingset susie" What is the definition of "swingset susie"?


jizzle crane

Instruction: "hey girl, how about you strip and raise my jizzle crane and we can get workin all night long" What is the definition of "jizzle crane"?


blow your dick off

experiencing something so splendid that it's beyond mind blowing

Instruction: "have you tried karen's tiramisu? it is so good, it'll blow your dick off" What is the definition of "blow your dick off"?


could of

Instruction: "[chav]: i could of got a e in school fo da english literachar, but i got a ungraded instead" What is the definition of "could of"?


could of

"a common misconception among idiots who go by their ears rather than their brain

Instruction: ""idiot(through text message): "man, i could of gone to that party, but instead i stayed home" What is the definition of "could of"?


could of

Instruction: "[chav]: i could of got a e in school fo da english literachar, but i got a ungraded instead" What is the definition of "could of"?


could of

"a common misconception among idiots who go by their ears rather than their brain

Instruction: ""idiot(through text message): "man, i could of gone to that party, but instead i stayed home" What is the definition of "could of"?


grob

unknown or unspecified dirt or contamination

Instruction: "if those terminals get covered in grob your circuit is not going to work" What is the definition of "grob"?


grob

Context: jonny cooper is the biggest grob i know

a fellow who will put all their efforts into making no effort to be clean, hygienic or sociably approachable

Instruction: "jonny cooper is the biggest grob i know" What is the definition of "grob"?


grob

grob, a word for penis or the act of having sex with someone

Instruction: "that is a big grob  i would, yes, i'd definately grob her" What is the definition of "grob"?


grob

Context: she has the dirtiest grob i've seen

Instruction: "she has the dirtiest grob i've seen" What is the definition of "grob"?


grob

Context: dave decided to grob on mikeys face

Instruction: "dave decided to grob on mikeys face" What is the definition of "grob"?


doodoovoodoo

the uncanny ability of some men to get their girlfriends to have anal with them when the girlfriend in question does not really feel like it

Instruction: "dude, gary, alayna was over and i totally pulled some doodoovoodoo and got what i was waiting for" What is the definition of "doodoovoodoo"?


Instruction: "<@groinkick> dont hate me because im a n1g" What is the definition of "n1g"?


detah

Instruction: "detah b4 dishonor; detah upon you and all your kind" What is the definition of "detah"?


detah

Context: in a game one might say:  detah to you

common bad spelling for death which is now commonly used by gamers and geeks alike

Instruction: "in a game one might say:  detah to you" What is the definition of "detah"?


clitumating

Context: i began clitumating

Instruction: "i began clitumating" What is the definition of "clitumating"?


cheesy bell smell

the smell given off when a male penis is unwashed

Instruction: "jesus christ jambon, you stink of cheesy bell smell" What is the definition of "cheesy bell smell"?


buffalo, oklahoma

Instruction: "buffalo, oklahoma is located in the armpit of the panhandle" What is the definition of "buffalo, oklahoma"?


assfart sandwhich

when you fart on two pieces of bread and eat it

Instruction: "keaton was hungry so he made himself an assfart sandwhich" What is the definition of "assfart sandwhich"?


beakman's world

a show that aired in the 90's and was fronted by paul zaloom a satirist and performance artist who called himself beakman and acted rather flamboyantly

Instruction: ""it was a sad day when they took beakman's world off the air in 1997" What is the definition of "beakman's world"?


blow it up

Context: alright dude, see you later, blow it up

the act of pounding a closed fists, between friends, that ends with all of you fingers being fully extended, between both parties

Instruction: " alright dude, see you later, blow it up" What is the definition of "blow it up"?


blow it up

Instruction: "oh i ate too much food, i'm gonna have to blow it up when we get home" What is the definition of "blow it up"?


fezert

Context: you're an idiot fezert

an expression used like batman's 'kapow'

Instruction: "you're an idiot fezert" What is the definition of "fezert"?


dondoleezza rice

a woman who resembles the physicality and character of condoleezza rice, but is a dong loving skeezer

Instruction: "that girl is a straight up dondoleezza rice" What is the definition of "dondoleezza rice"?


bickle

Instruction: "i really enjoy a good bickle from time to time" What is the definition of "bickle"?


bickle

Instruction: "i really enjoy a good bickle from time to time" What is the definition of "bickle"?


hood jam

Context: siri, play my hood jam

(noun)- song that you jam to all the time

Instruction: "siri, play my hood jam" What is the definition of "hood jam"?


agonized fat bitch

Instruction: "someone forgot to feed the agonized fat bitch" What is the definition of "agonized fat bitch"?


coagulated cunt spatter

the most disgusting way to say period blood

Instruction: "troy told me last night he was hiding in the girls bathroom in a trash can and some chick threw a tampon covered in coagulated cunt spatter on his face" What is the definition of "coagulated cunt spatter"?


beanerette

Instruction: "look at that little beanerette said the cracker" What is the definition of "beanerette"?


ashani

Context: your friend is so ashani

a bratty snob who thinks she could have anything she wants and dosen't care about anyone but herself

Instruction: "your friend is so ashani" What is the definition of "ashani"?


facedbook

"the social networking remains of a long night of drinking

Instruction: "dude, don't give geoffrey the computer when he's wasted or he'll facedbook it" What is the definition of "facedbook"?


doin it!

Context: girl your outfit is doin it!

your doing your thing , whatever you doing you doing the best at it

Instruction: "girl your outfit is doin it!" What is the definition of "doin it!"?


madhusudhan

Context: madhusudhan vanquished madhu

Instruction: "madhusudhan vanquished madhu" What is the definition of "madhusudhan"?


erinplace phone voice

erinplace phone voice [er-in-pleys-fohn-vois], noun, verb noun 1

Instruction: "noun using the erinplace phone voice is helpful when talking to old people or tailors" What is the definition of "erinplace phone voice"?


claire leiferman

a girl who is amazingly beautiful smart and cute

Instruction: "who is your hot girlfriend? oh her name is claire leiferman" What is the definition of "claire leiferman"?


morever

Instruction: "morever im going to the same place as you though still" What is the definition of "morever"?


fairy master

one who is not merely [gay] but the epitome of [gay]ness

Instruction: "dwayne ran away like a little [gay] fairy master" What is the definition of "fairy master"?


fairy master

the master of all fairies or gays in ones own domain or sphere of influence

Instruction: "dwyane was the fairy master of all his gay friends" What is the definition of "fairy master"?


cum queen

Instruction: "damn dog, i knew that bitch was a freak, but she turned out to be a cum queen" What is the definition of "cum queen"?


cess and cee

my girlfriend , shes superr sexy , she wants to break up with me she dosent even realizee how much ilike her

Instruction: "me and my girl friend have been so cess and cee latley" What is the definition of "cess and cee"?


blumpkate

"familiar to the [blumpkin] (male receiving oral sex while excreting solid waste)

Instruction: ""dude 1: "that's the most badass blumpkate i've ever gotten" What is the definition of "blumpkate"?


fantasleaze

Context: fantasleaze will drive you to madism

Instruction: "fantasleaze will drive you to madism" What is the definition of "fantasleaze"?


coppage

sudden deterioration in athletic ability or competitive character, often triggered by age or injury

Instruction: "with his slow start the fans feared their aging superstar was begining to coppage" What is the definition of "coppage"?


art alexakis

lead singer of everclear, and previously easy hoes, colorfinger, and shakin' brave

Instruction: "art alexakis is one of the best songwriters to ever live" What is the definition of "art alexakis"?


canadian military

the canadian armed forces also referred to as the canadian forces or cf

Instruction: "the canadian military is one of the most professional and well trained military forces in the world" What is the definition of "canadian military"?


banutter toast

beckman's whole wheat sour dough bread toasted until slightly brown but still soft

Instruction: ""bro, lets make some banutter toast  "yeeee sound bomb""" What is the definition of "banutter toast"?


ramdam

"the ramdam is the mother of all stomach turning sexual acts

Instruction: "i totally got to ramdam a chick last night at billy's party last night" What is the definition of "ramdam"?


cock lottery

the first time a girl hooks up with a guy and gets her hands down his pants, she finally gets to find out if she likes his package

Instruction: "i finally gave my new guy a blow job last night, and damn, i won the cock lottery" What is the definition of "cock lottery"?


coffee house

"coffee house is a term used as a type of genre

Instruction: "i'm listening to some coffee house stuff" What is the definition of "coffee house"?


coffee house

"coffee house is a term used as a type of genre

Instruction: "i'm listening to some coffee house stuff" What is the definition of "coffee house"?


bum sauce

Context: dude 1 – man i got wicked bum sauce

major digestive issues also known as diarrhea

Instruction: " dude 1 – man i got wicked bum sauce" What is the definition of "bum sauce"?


bum sauce

Context: dude 1 – man i got wicked bum sauce

major digestive issues also known as diarrhea

Instruction: " dude 1 – man i got wicked bum sauce" What is the definition of "bum sauce"?


benvitation

an invitation to you feel obligated to send be cause all of the invitees friends are your friends

Instruction: "joe 'hey is beflok coming to the lan?' chump 'yeah i didn't want to but i ended up sending him a benvitation" What is the definition of "benvitation"?


manipause

a tendency in men of a certain age to get overly emotional

Instruction: "dude, glenn beck is going through a wicked bout of manipause" What is the definition of "manipause"?


clam down

Context: clam down

when a girl jumps into a body of water and accidentally gets smashed by a rock in her 'parts' leaving her unable to swim to shore

Instruction: "clam down" What is the definition of "clam down"?


clam down

Context: clam down

when a girl jumps into a body of water and accidentally gets smashed by a rock in her 'parts' leaving her unable to swim to shore

Instruction: "clam down" What is the definition of "clam down"?


granny manties

a grandmother who wears her husband's underwear because she confused them with her own

Instruction: "my grandpa thinks someone is stealing his drawers because my grandma's eyesight is slipping and she's turned his laundry into her very own granny manties" What is the definition of "granny manties"?


fantasteriffic

Instruction: "klayr is fantasteriffic at making up words" What is the definition of "fantasteriffic"?


onreal

originally a mispronunciation of unreal, but has become a word in it's own right due to the vowel's ability to be emphasized

Instruction: " did you see that chick? she was totally onreal" What is the definition of "onreal"?


cow catcher

Context: i will ram you in the cow catcher

Instruction: "i will ram you in the cow catcher" What is the definition of "cow catcher"?


dayshia

Context: dayshia is one fly ass mofo

Instruction: "dayshia is one fly ass mofo" What is the definition of "dayshia"?


cremed

Context: man, our team was cremed last saturday

to be beaten/defeated badly by the opposing side

Instruction: "man, our team was cremed last saturday" What is the definition of "cremed"?


apoopalypse

during an unusually voluminous defacation, the sensation that one's vital organs will be lost along with the fecal matter

Instruction: "jimmy scrawled a hurried last will and testament on the bathroom stall door, because he was shitting so fast and heavy that he thought surely this was the apoopalypse" What is the definition of "apoopalypse"?


boob lash

Context: i wish janiece would boob lash me

when a female or a very adiopose male swings their torso rapidly, which causes their breasts to behave in a whip-like fashion

Instruction: "i wish janiece would boob lash me" What is the definition of "boob lash"?


mayimbe

"mayimbe is for what i have heard is swajili for a leader or head of the native tribe

Instruction: "ese tipo es un mayimbe siempre esta contento y tiene muchas coneciones possitiva" What is the definition of "mayimbe"?


evalalah

Context: ew, look its evalalah

Instruction: "ew, look its evalalah" What is the definition of "evalalah"?


buddy icon

Context: dude i got a sweet buddy icon of my fav

most commonly used in aol, aol instant messanger

Instruction: "dude i got a sweet buddy icon of my fav" What is the definition of "buddy icon"?


icelandic rodeo

when you are doing a girl doggy style and then you tell her you have herpes and see how long you can hang on

Instruction: "when jack hooked up with the girl from the bar he pulled the icelandic rodeo and beat his old high score by 17 seconds" What is the definition of "icelandic rodeo"?


doublejacking

a fat chic being penetrated by two men in the ass and vagina

Instruction: "fat susan ask bragged about her doublejacking" What is the definition of "doublejacking"?


cundit

"a portmanteau of "cunt" and "pundit," used to describe, specifically, a right-wing, conservatitve pundit

Instruction: "goddamn, tucker carlson is such a fucking cundit" What is the definition of "cundit"?


all over

Context: she was all over me in class today

Instruction: "she was all over me in class today" What is the definition of "all over"?


harrassing fairy

Context: man, stop being such a harrassing fairy

a gay person that harasses you for your shoes clashing

Instruction: "man, stop being such a harrassing fairy" What is the definition of "harrassing fairy"?


e baby

a girl or guy you met online and you have a long distance relationship going

Instruction: "person1: hey hows you and sexygurl245 doing? person2: which e baby is that?" What is the definition of "e baby"?


poochums

Context: oh poochums

generally a popular name for pet cats and dogs, sometimes also used to refer to girlfriends or their male counterparts

Instruction: "oh poochums" What is the definition of "poochums"?


agr

Context: ernie and mary are in an agr

Instruction: "ernie and mary are in an agr" What is the definition of "agr"?


agr

"verb: pronounced(fag-are) definition multiple:1) to fornicate with a girl under the age of 14 (jail bate)

Instruction: ""1) guy talking to girl: "come to our party, dont worry, we wont agr you" What is the definition of "agr"?


agr

Context: look at that asshole, he must be an agr

"a term commonly associated with the full-time employees of the national guard and reserve

Instruction: "look at that asshole, he must be an agr" What is the definition of "agr"?


magesh

Instruction: "incredibles  super power  magesh the saver" What is the definition of "magesh"?


air bagging

the act of one jumping up and similtaniously putting his or her scrotom in the victims mouth

Instruction: "i ran around air bagging this kid in gym yesterday and he said that my sack was sweaty" What is the definition of "air bagging"?


realrooster

a badass personality that is loved by all but takes no shit

Instruction: "watch out for him he will turn realrooster on you" What is the definition of "realrooster"?


nuttin

Context: so listen up 'cause ya can't say nuttin

Instruction: "so listen up 'cause ya can't say nuttin" What is the definition of "nuttin"?


nuttin

Instruction: "hey baby tell me when you gonna nut or wat are you doin im nuttin in this chicks mouth" What is the definition of "nuttin"?


nuttin

Instruction: "q: what's that squirrel doing? a: nuttin" What is the definition of "nuttin"?


nuttin

Context: just nuttin around

Instruction: "just nuttin around" What is the definition of "nuttin"?


bologna boy

Context: he was a bologna boy

Instruction: "he was a bologna boy" What is the definition of "bologna boy"?


goat man

a old man who yells a lot and get squinty eyed and has a grey goatee

Instruction: "john:man that goat man kept bleating(yelling) and gave me a headache fred:darn your grandfather sure is mean" What is the definition of "goat man"?


goat man

a male/female that trys to get attention all the time and acts like a total asshole

Instruction: "oh god theres the goat man again trying to get people to like it" What is the definition of "goat man"?


bioner

Context: aint no bioner

Instruction: "aint no bioner" What is the definition of "bioner"?


buncoon

a cross between a bunny and a raccoon in [furry] language

Instruction: "i'm a kitty cat, but my boyfriend is a buncoon" What is the definition of "buncoon"?


big fish

Context: damn that girl is a big fish

someone who is accomplished, knows where they are going and what they want in life

Instruction: "damn that girl is a big fish" What is the definition of "big fish"?


big fish

big fish is a 2003 american fantasy comedy-drama based on the 1998 novel of the same name by [daniel wallace]

Instruction: "big fish is one of the greatest and most imaginative films ever made" What is the definition of "big fish"?


big fish

a person who thinks that they are some gangster and think they own the streets

Instruction: ""that man reckons he is big fish "stop being big fish""" What is the definition of "big fish"?


compuzzled

to be heavily confused, and/or at a total loss of thought

Instruction: "i am very compuzzled trying to think of an example for this word" What is the definition of "compuzzled"?


chud oil

a term to describe the contents of the male ejacualation

Instruction: "dude, i just sprayed my chud oil all over lisa's face" What is the definition of "chud oil"?


frankie shand

Context: frankie shand is such a hype beast

Instruction: "frankie shand is such a hype beast" What is the definition of "frankie shand"?


cunha

"synonmous for "ninja," indicates stealth, daring, bravery and honor

Instruction: "oh shit, that dude snuck up behind him like cunha and fucking knifed him in the head" What is the definition of "cunha"?


brutigy

Context: that mutha fucka is a brutigy

Instruction: "that mutha fucka is a brutigy" What is the definition of "brutigy"?


Context: 6922251 x 8 = 55378008

Instruction: "6922251 x 8 = 55378008" What is the definition of "55378008"?


maximum likingness

the optimum time to post your photos on facebook so they obtain as many likes as possible

Instruction: "oh, i'm going to post my photo in the morning so it can get maximum likingness" What is the definition of "maximum likingness"?


front pocket

a front pocket usually refers to a fly (of pants)

Instruction: "i've got something in my front pocket for you - south park episode" What is the definition of "front pocket"?


front pocket

the term used to define the place where people keep their weird stuff

Instruction: "ohh dud if you look inside bills front pocket youll find all of the tator tots the lunch room lost" What is the definition of "front pocket"?


dumr

Context: lulz he be dumr dan meh

Instruction: "lulz he be dumr dan meh" What is the definition of "dumr"?


biogerontology

the division of gerontology that deals with the biological processes of aging

Instruction: "biogerontology may study whether aging is an illness and, if yes, whether treatment can be developed to cope with it" What is the definition of "biogerontology"?


shit beef

Context: shit beef ruins every movie he's in

Instruction: "shit beef ruins every movie he's in" What is the definition of "shit beef"?


flesh falchion

Instruction: "the warrior conquered her with his flesh falchion and made her eat a [brownie]" What is the definition of "flesh falchion"?


boobalosis

the obsession with tits on the computer which results in the lost of eating and sleeping which later results in death

Instruction: ""boobalosis kills 10 people per day  person a: "hey, what's up?"  person b: "my cousin just died of boobalosis" What is the definition of "boobalosis"?


booty licker

a really rinky dink comeback when u have nothin else to say

Instruction: "tommy: shut up chris thats why you pee in the bed  chris: whatever tommy u booty licker" What is the definition of "booty licker"?


j bones

Context: i'm bout to get dem retro j bones

"j bones are a brand of shoes originally worn by legendary basketball player, michael "air" jordan

Instruction: "i'm bout to get dem retro j bones" What is the definition of "j bones"?


jeff foxworthy

Instruction: "jeff foxworthy is on blue coller tv now on comedy central monday nights at 10" What is the definition of "jeff foxworthy"?


jeff foxworthy

Context: hey look, it's jeff foxworthy

Instruction: "hey look, it's jeff foxworthy" What is the definition of "jeff foxworthy"?


bullarded

the act of having a betting accumulator ruined by a last minute goal

Instruction: "bournemouth winning at the death well and truly bullarded me" What is the definition of "bullarded"?


103rd base

the act of anally fornicating with a woman whilst she is in the process of giving birth, and then ejaculating on the newborn

Instruction: "guy #1: hey man, i got to 103rd base last night" What is the definition of "103rd base"?


phantom shagger

Context: myran is a phantom shagger

a person who tells his friends he's having sex with loads of different girls, when really he isn't getting any

Instruction: "myran is a phantom shagger" What is the definition of "phantom shagger"?


cheeto dick

when you masturbate and eat cheetos and end up with an orange dick

Instruction: "chester cheetah got a scorching case of cheeto dick during lunch" What is the definition of "cheeto dick"?


cheeto dick

Instruction: "what ever you say, you cheeto dick havin muthafuck" What is the definition of "cheeto dick"?


cheeto dick

when a man smells of cheeto stench that is seeping from the front of their pants and is cromming from the dick region

Instruction: "a) did you smell tommy's cheeto dick?  b) his cheeto dick reeks" What is the definition of "cheeto dick"?


brazen bull

"a particularly nasty torture/execution device

Instruction: "combine the horrors of claustraphobia, suffocation, and burning at the stake, and you have the brazen bull" What is the definition of "brazen bull"?


cressing

to negate or try to destroy a social media conversation or movement

Instruction: "i was going to tweet about that party, but the bouncer was cressing by saying no cell phones" What is the definition of "cressing"?


dazed and confused

Context: dazed and confused is a classic

Instruction: "dazed and confused is a classic" What is the definition of "dazed and confused"?


dazed and confused

Instruction: "dazed and confused the movie was written and directed by richard linklater" What is the definition of "dazed and confused"?


dazed and confused

the best [led zeppelin] song next to [stairway to heaven]

Instruction: "been dazed and confused for so long its not true" What is the definition of "dazed and confused"?


dazed and confused

"the amazing led zeppelin song that later became the name for one of the greatest movies of all time

Instruction: ""song: "been dazed and confused for so long it's not true" What is the definition of "dazed and confused"?


baby worthy

whern something is very good or something you do, that you are proud of

Instruction: "tom: did you see that triple head shot  ryan: yes, it was baby worthy" What is the definition of "baby worthy"?


bucket-toss

"  a not very common event that happens once every 100 years but should happen once every 1/100th of a second

Instruction: "my friends and i were thinking about gathering all the inmates from rykers island in order to give gail wilk a proper bucket-toss" What is the definition of "bucket-toss"?


cartoonism

Instruction: "the videogame viewtiful joe uses cartoonism to create a cartoon like look" What is the definition of "cartoonism"?


four-twenty

Instruction: "four-twenty example can be found at 4:20 definition" What is the definition of "four-twenty"?


brberblade

the act of 'being right back' in the form of rollerblading  see [brb]

Instruction: "man i really gotta go to the bathroom, i'll brberblade and you wait right here dawg" What is the definition of "brberblade"?


crimson head

Instruction: "shit man i'll never be as good as crimson head" What is the definition of "crimson head"?


arse nibbler

a person who likes to suck on sphincters

Instruction: "did you see john howard with george bush- what an arse nibbler" What is the definition of "arse nibbler"?


cabin door

the seal of your rectoanal sphincter between your descending colon and the outside world

Instruction: "my squeaky cabin door kept me up all night after demolishing a bag of jalapeno potato chips" What is the definition of "cabin door"?


cabin door

Instruction: "that guy looks like he wouldnt mind taking it in the ol' cabin door" What is the definition of "cabin door"?


ball 'til you fall

"snoop dogg's tv show explained that "ball til you fall" is when you, in life, do what you need to do to get your dough or money

Instruction: ""im gonna  ball 'til you fall so that i land on the top" What is the definition of "ball 'til you fall"?


nixism

Instruction: "hippies do not enjoy peoples constant nixism" What is the definition of "nixism"?


bitrape

Instruction: ""did you just bitrape my resume?  eric says: "stop raping my bits""" What is the definition of "bitrape"?


california roll and go

term used to descride not comming to a total stop at a stop sign

Instruction: "person in car: ahh man, why did u pull me over? cop: well, u did one [helluva] california roll and go back there at that stop sign" What is the definition of "california roll and go"?


jerry seidu

Context: that jerry seidu is a bum

Instruction: "that jerry seidu is a bum" What is the definition of "jerry seidu"?


infinite synopsis

an asian kid who cheats in czl-o playoffs, thinks he's a prodigy and is very asian and writes bad lyrics, and listens to bad music

Instruction: "infinite synopsis is a stupid asian hacker" What is the definition of "infinite synopsis"?


bar refaeli

an [israeli] model whose beauty is beyond words

Instruction: "no words can describe how beautiful bar refaeli is" What is the definition of "bar refaeli"?


annie peterson

Instruction: "damn, i've seen some big toes in my life, but annie peterson is cooler than deep space" What is the definition of "annie peterson"?


aya ueto

Context: aya ueto is so kawaii

the biggest japanese female superidol ever

Instruction: "aya ueto is so kawaii" What is the definition of "aya ueto"?


brown town

Context: i want to go to brown town with vanessa

to 'go to brown town' with someone means to have anal sex with them

Instruction: "i want to go to brown town with vanessa" What is the definition of "brown town"?


brown town

Context: saturday, aka brown town

Instruction: "saturday, aka brown town" What is the definition of "brown town"?


brown town

Context: i'm down with brown town

Instruction: "i'm down with brown town" What is the definition of "brown town"?


brown town

Instruction: "i got your mom super drunk so she let me take her to brown town" What is the definition of "brown town"?


cunt mustard

vaginal discharge that a woman gets when she has caught a bad std and doesn't bathe or get treatment for months

Instruction: "man, this chick got a bad case of cunt mustard" What is the definition of "cunt mustard"?


cunt mustard

Context: that chick is cunt mustard

a person who is either gross or stupid, typically a female

Instruction: "that chick is cunt mustard" What is the definition of "cunt mustard"?


parabatai

Instruction: "they fought side by side, like true parabatai" What is the definition of "parabatai"?


cheese mcpoopy

to have have sex with someone in the ass using cheese wiz as a lubricant

Instruction: "melinda asked frank to give her a cheese mcpoopy after they ate mac n cheese for dinner" What is the definition of "cheese mcpoopy"?


tob

Context: that guy is a power tob

a homosexual male who is open to giving or receiving anal sex

Instruction: "that guy is a power tob" What is the definition of "tob"?


tob

Instruction: "did you see that tob over there? where did that tob go?" What is the definition of "tob"?


tob

Context: damn bitch tob alert

code for tig ol bitties when u see a hottie in the hall errbody shouts up tob

Instruction: "damn bitch tob alert" What is the definition of "tob"?


tob

tig ole bitties  when a womens breast are d cup or larger

Instruction: "damn danielle got some tob (tig ole bitties" What is the definition of "tob"?


easter egg

"a hidden item placed in a movie, television show, or otherwise visual media for close watchers

Instruction: "the framed picture of julia roberts inside the character's home was an easter egg inserted by the director" What is the definition of "easter egg"?


easter egg

"also refers to a piece of "unrated material" that has been added to a dvd, but is not part of the visible menu

Instruction: "in a vertical listing of a menu, moving the cursor left or right might allow you to happen upon an easter egg" What is the definition of "easter egg"?


easter egg

a hidden extra feature that is found in a dvd, that is usually hard to find

Instruction: "i can't believe that i fould the easter egg in gilgi" What is the definition of "easter egg"?


brickle butt

when you've eaten incredibly spicy foods and drank a lot of ipa and your rectum burns from shitting so bad that it bleeds

Instruction: "little johnnie's trip to the cantina last night afforded him a severe case of brickle butt so bad he couldn't get to school" What is the definition of "brickle butt"?


carne - start

when an individual wakes up hungover from drinking the previous night, only to throw together a rum and coke, which is then chugged before the first beer of the day

Instruction: "yeah dude, the other day the weather was so nice that me and joey did a carne - start before heading to the lax game" What is the definition of "carne - start"?


bum egg

Context: bejesus, i just dropped a bum egg

a particularily noxious emission from ones rectum, possibly followed by a small bum nugget

Instruction: "bejesus, i just dropped a bum egg" What is the definition of "bum egg"?


bum egg

Context: bejesus, i just dropped a bum egg

a particularily noxious emission from ones rectum, possibly followed by a small bum nugget

Instruction: "bejesus, i just dropped a bum egg" What is the definition of "bum egg"?


beth'd

Context: i've been beth'd to death by bethany

to fall in love with a dream like character that is so perfect, she is even perfectly out of reach

Instruction: "i've been beth'd to death by bethany" What is the definition of "beth'd"?


dog pound

Context: she goes to the dog pound

nickname given to an all-girls-school where the majority of girls are ugly, slutty and/or bitchy

Instruction: "she goes to the dog pound" What is the definition of "dog pound"?


dog pound

"having sex in the doggy style position really hard, or having sex "face down ass up"  "

Instruction: "man i gave that girl the dog pound all night long" What is the definition of "dog pound"?


dog pound

Instruction: ""bric shithouse is the epitome of a dog pound member" What is the definition of "dog pound"?


mexident

an [accident] or [breakdown] involving a poorly maintained vehicle that causes an interruption in traffic flow in a community (like los angeles) populated with a high percentage of [illegal aliens]

Instruction: "i'm going to be late for our meeting, there's a mexident on the 405" What is the definition of "mexident"?


asain eye

when some one tries to roll a blunt and cant roll blunts

Instruction: "john: okay i rolled it james: [wtf] is this you rolled a straight up asain eye john: [wtf] is that" What is the definition of "asain eye"?


costume dance

a dance where you can dress up in a costume, and look like a slut

Instruction: ""did you hear about how sam and jill hooked up? "of course i did, i'm pretty sure it was because they were at that costume dance" What is the definition of "costume dance"?


banginest

better than everything that bishes say that bangin

Instruction: "anna-my party was bangin mewell mine was the banginest of them all" What is the definition of "banginest"?


back facial

when a man violently ejaculates on a woman's back after pulling his penis out of her anus

Instruction: "oh baby, let me exfoliate your back with a back facial" What is the definition of "back facial"?


arabpino

a mix breed, 1/2 arab, 1/2 filipino=arabpino

Instruction: "damn that guys tall as fuck,tall as arab, wait his face is like filipino yet arab, he's a arabpino" What is the definition of "arabpino"?


a.s.a.f.p.

Context: get your ass down here a.s.a.f.p.

Instruction: "get your ass down here a.s.a.f.p." What is the definition of "a.s.a.f.p."?


a.s.a.f.p.

Context: get your ass down here a.s.a.f.p.

Instruction: "get your ass down here a.s.a.f.p." What is the definition of "a.s.a.f.p."?


eye tag

to flirt with a guy or girl using only your eyes, usually across a crowded room or area ie a party

Instruction: "ex: man, i've been playing eye tag with her all night but she hasn't come over yet" What is the definition of "eye tag"?


eye tag

to make eye contact with someone of the opposite sex randomly for a extended amount of time without ever speaking

Instruction: "i could tell this girl in my english class wanted my bod by the way we were playing eye tag" What is the definition of "eye tag"?


briggsy's special lube

Instruction: "briggsy: why pay for vaseline when my beautiful face produces copious amounts of briggsy's special lube free of charge?" What is the definition of "briggsy's special lube"?


chip whore

a girl/woman who gets a guy to buy/give her chips to play table games at the casino

Instruction: "that gorgeous asian gal with the dyed blonde hair was a chip whore who was with a 500 lb" What is the definition of "chip whore"?


chip whore

when you offer sombody chips and the reach there hand in and take all of the chips

Instruction: "chris: hey can i have some chips  sam: sure bro  chris: (crinkle) ( runs away with entire chip bag)  sam: chris you chip whore" What is the definition of "chip whore"?


beetgas

a pewtrid fart created from the consumption of beet juice through juicing fresh beets

Instruction: "his co-workers suffered the effects of beetgas as a result of the juice he drank at breakfast" What is the definition of "beetgas"?


dickityrubra

the act of rubbing the head of your erect penis on a woman's clit repeatedly

Instruction: "during sex last night coel said he pulled out for a mid-session dickityrubra" What is the definition of "dickityrubra"?


cooter comb

Instruction: ""shit, bitch, i done did lost my cooter comb and my pubes are all nappy" What is the definition of "cooter comb"?


cooter comb

Instruction: "shit, bitch, i done did lost my cooter comb and my pubes are all nappy" What is the definition of "cooter comb"?


cooter comb

Instruction: "shit, bitch, i done did lost my cooter comb and my pubes are all nappy" What is the definition of "cooter comb"?


balls in a bucket

Instruction: "last night was a real swish with my balls in a bucket" What is the definition of "balls in a bucket"?


bug fuck

totally off your trolley, mad, slightly dangerously insane

Instruction: "oh man that friend of yours was totally bug fuck last night" What is the definition of "bug fuck"?


ernesto riley

"an alien reptilian that has taken over the form of matt davis from "the vampire diaries" and now plans to take over the world of twitter step by step

Instruction: "ernesto riley is amazing, but what did he do to matt?" What is the definition of "ernesto riley"?


ernesto riley

sipping kisses and taking over the world one tweet at a time

Instruction: "ernesto riley is the arcturian undercover name for matt davis" What is the definition of "ernesto riley"?


ernesto riley

as a proponent of mitakuye oyasin, ernesto riley does not teach what he knows, but instead teaches what he is learning to his twitter followers

Instruction: "ernesto riley is the arcturian undercover name for matthew davis" What is the definition of "ernesto riley"?


attempted boyfriend stealer

a bitch who cleary thinks she is a victorias's secret model, but in real life has a fat face and a cows body

Instruction: ""girl "look at that skany ugly bitch" boy "she's looking at you're boyfriend" girl "ha, classic attempted boyfriend stealer" What is the definition of "attempted boyfriend stealer"?


ghost ride the bitch

Instruction: "did you see spencer ghost ride the bitch down lumbard street?" What is the definition of "ghost ride the bitch"?


ghost ride the bitch

Instruction: "i don't want to get that ho pregnant, so i'll just ghost ride the bitch" What is the definition of "ghost ride the bitch"?


the screaming seagull

this is when you fucking a girl on the beach and you pull out put your dick in the sand then re insert it in the girl

Instruction: "dude that girl screamed like a seagull when i put my sandy dick in her and she screamed like the screaming seagull" What is the definition of "the screaming seagull"?


minties

Instruction: "are there going to be any minties there tonight who will give mad domage?" What is the definition of "minties"?


big wig

Instruction: "barry is a big wig in gulf oil - a vice president or something" What is the definition of "big wig"?


big wig

Instruction: "look at carmine he's such a big wig listening to marshall mathers and shit  a: he's such a white dude trying to be african american" What is the definition of "big wig"?


flaminia

a person who believes he/she is actually a merman

Instruction: ""girl - "what was that thing that just jumped in the water?"  father - " oh don't worry it's just a flaminia" What is the definition of "flaminia"?


buffalo wing's

when you preform oral pleasure on a woman while she is on her heavy part of her menstrual cycle

Instruction: "marcous finally earned his buffalo wing's after his girlfriends visit last night" What is the definition of "buffalo wing's"?


jager nuke

Context: that jager nuke really got me hammered

[jager nuke] a much larger stronger version of the famous shot jager bomb(redbull and jagermeister)

Instruction: "that jager nuke really got me hammered" What is the definition of "jager nuke"?


furrito

Context: "no furrito i miss you

Instruction: ""no furrito i miss you" What is the definition of "furrito"?


fartercrank

Instruction: "geeze, zeb, stop being such a fartercrank" What is the definition of "fartercrank"?


do, but not pursue

Instruction: "i would say that girl is a do, but not pursue" What is the definition of "do, but not pursue"?


abbystench

the smell that develops in an apartment when a cat's litter box is not changed for several weeks

Instruction: "i was gonna invite that girl over, but when i got home from work i was hit by a wall of abbystench" What is the definition of "abbystench"?


christyanneing

the act of doing any task requested in order to please a cat

Instruction: "paskel: yeah i pissed off gorges cat the other day so i was caught christyanneing for him" What is the definition of "christyanneing"?


butt baby

Instruction: "i always thought anal sex was the most reliable form of contraception until i got pregnant with a butt baby and contracted herpes" What is the definition of "butt baby"?


butt baby

Context: "john: "shut up, you butt baby

a fictional baby conceived by anal intercourse and birthed through the anus, just as a regular baby is conceived by sexual intercourse and birthed through the vagina

Instruction: ""john: "shut up, you butt baby" What is the definition of "butt baby"?


accepts in port 80

"a male homosexual, one that craves to be on the receptive side of anal intercourse

Instruction: "so what are you telling me here, that you accept in port 80?  dude, just because someone likes to wear dresses you can't automatically assume he accepts in port 80" What is the definition of "accepts in port 80"?


ass-e-wunchie

the playful punching of a friends ass, after she/he does or says something weird

Instruction: "how an ass-e-wunchie usually goes down:  *a friend says something weird*  you: yeah" What is the definition of "ass-e-wunchie"?


cheek pull

"the art of baring the ass, pulling open at least one butt cheek and farting in another persons face when they are sleeping

Instruction: "ben got it pretty bad when ray did a cheek pull on him this morning" What is the definition of "cheek pull"?


a cunningham

"a mid thirties guy who drives around in a creepy molester van looking for "deals

Instruction: "paul matysek decided not to come into the office today he decided to pull a cunningham" What is the definition of "a cunningham"?


asian dunk

tapping the back board when attempting a lay-up or when shooting near the back board

Instruction: "shit dude u see that 5'2 asian kid tapping the back board on the shot? that's like, asian dunk" What is the definition of "asian dunk"?


geekl

Context: omg, you are such a geekl

a mix between [geek] and [kl] (shortened version of cool) used in instant messaging when describing a cool geek

Instruction: "omg, you are such a geekl" What is the definition of "geekl"?


festivities

Context: dude, festivities tonite

getting together with friends and getting stoned and doing mind expanding drugs

Instruction: "dude, festivities tonite" What is the definition of "festivities"?


ass digger

Context: man, dave is such an ass digger

a person (usually male) who looks to get and give sexual favors (ass) and is very persistant in trying

Instruction: "man, dave is such an ass digger" What is the definition of "ass digger"?


bedero

Context: josh loves the bedero

friend or acquaintance, similar to a dick

Instruction: "josh loves the bedero" What is the definition of "bedero"?


french bagel

skeeting in and asshole, and eating it out

Instruction: ""what'd you have for breakfest this morning? "i had a french bagel with jelley and orange juice" What is the definition of "french bagel"?


bloat nut

Context: chris is a red hairy bloat nut

the equivalent of a butt monkey, aka magnetic bloat nut, magical bloat nut, musical bloat nut

Instruction: "chris is a red hairy bloat nut" What is the definition of "bloat nut"?


madeline sheehan

the bad girl of romance badass writer extraordinarie author of undeniable series

Instruction: "don't make me go all madeline sheehan on your ass" What is the definition of "madeline sheehan"?


crossies

Context: crossies that i get this new job

"a shortened form of "crossing my fingers

Instruction: "crossies that i get this new job" What is the definition of "crossies"?


bitchassidness

bitchassidness (adjective) - the act of, or the tendency to, participate in and/or condone being a bitch ass

Instruction: "i accused my brother of bitchassidness when he blew off watching football, to go watch sex and the city 2 with his girlfriend" What is the definition of "bitchassidness"?


filanegro

its a filipino and african-american combination

Instruction: "the filanegro was in tha hood and tha nigges or tha filipinos didnt know what 2 call him so i came up with filanegro" What is the definition of "filanegro"?


bitch's bitch

usually referring to a female, who is at the top of the food chain of bitches

Instruction: "jana's being such a bitch's bitch (bb) today" What is the definition of "bitch's bitch"?


gas chambered

leaving a stinky bathroom and not telling the person behind you left a giant stinky dump

Instruction: "ah shit dude, the guy in front of me gas chambered me" What is the definition of "gas chambered"?


catchick

Instruction: ""yo' dat guy is a catchick boiii "sup' god you stink of catchick" "that bellend sweats like a catchick""" What is the definition of "catchick"?


freeb

Context: i'm going to freeb

Instruction: "i'm going to freeb" What is the definition of "freeb"?


freeb

Context: you're are such a freeb

a cruel saying to someone who is not [tribbin]

Instruction: "you're are such a freeb" What is the definition of "freeb"?


freeb

a curse word substitute often used in the company of friends or in places that cursing is not commonly allowed

Instruction: "shut the freeb up u freebin cooter  matt: wut does freeb mean? jared: shut your freebin mouth cody: freebin freebskie  freeb those freebers they're freebin tacos" What is the definition of "freeb"?


afterboggles

the state of the mind after seeing something so astonishing (good or bad) that the astonishment is revisited over a period of time, much like aftershocks from an earthquake

Instruction: ""a woman from pennsylvania once asked members of my band, "where are y'uns-all from?" that bizarre construction had me suffering afterboggles for days" What is the definition of "afterboggles"?


lisbeth

Context: lisbeth loves [alex]

easily the most beautiful and attractive woman in the world, any man would be lucky to have her as his woman

Instruction: "lisbeth loves [alex]" What is the definition of "lisbeth"?


lisbeth

Context: she loves david, she must be a lisbeth

Instruction: "she loves david, she must be a lisbeth" What is the definition of "lisbeth"?


lisbeth

creeper, creepy, a person that makes sexual jokes all the time

Instruction: "me: hey lisbeth  lisbeth: hi (sex joke)  me: -" What is the definition of "lisbeth"?


gamin it up

Context: right now me and jimmy are gamin it up

Instruction: "right now me and jimmy are gamin it up" What is the definition of "gamin it up"?


bed paralysis

when someone likes being in bed so much that they cannot get out of it

Instruction: "i'd like to go to see a movie but i am currently suffering from bed paralysis" What is the definition of "bed paralysis"?


fftb

Context: broseph, fftb at your six

"five foot tall brunette - easily the sexiest of the species

Instruction: "broseph, fftb at your six" What is the definition of "fftb"?


fftb

Context: emanuel is such a fftb

Instruction: "emanuel is such a fftb" What is the definition of "fftb"?


dookhan

Instruction: "my great grandfathers a german soldier and hitler gave him the name dookhan" What is the definition of "dookhan"?


camrification

the effect of removing all character, uniqueness, individualism and other elements which give a product or concept identity in order to fit the largest possible market

Instruction: "literal: volkswagen opted for a strategy of camrification for its passat to create larger sales volume in the us  abstract: i'm terribly annoyed by the mass camrification of society" What is the definition of "camrification"?


christina aguilera

messed up the national anthem at the superbowl xlv

Instruction: "she pulled a christina aguilera when she sang at fenway" What is the definition of "christina aguilera"?


christina aguilera

Context: poor christina aguilera

an extremely talented voaclist who doesn't care what anyone thinks of her and oes what she wants

Instruction: "poor christina aguilera" What is the definition of "christina aguilera"?


christina aguilera

Context: christina aguilera can sing her ass off

a very popular singer known for he amazing vocal skillz!!!

Instruction: "christina aguilera can sing her ass off" What is the definition of "christina aguilera"?


anerexia

Context: jenny has anerexia but wont get help

when a person feels overweight and will not eat or eat very little and feel like piss at the end of the day cuz they ate to much

Instruction: "jenny has anerexia but wont get help" What is the definition of "anerexia"?


buhgenius

Instruction: "albert einstein may have been a genius, but my friend tyler is a buhgenius" What is the definition of "buhgenius"?


roflqtm

rolling on floor laughing quietly to myself

Instruction: "ever so often, i find myself roflqtm when i'm chatting with my friend patrick" What is the definition of "roflqtm"?


einsteincap

Context: facebook updates full of einsteincap

einsteincap (noun) /ein-shtein-kap/ definition: a person who tries -hard- to sound perspicacious/brainy with keen insight and discernement but instead leaves no doubt about their mental handicap

Instruction: "facebook updates full of einsteincap" What is the definition of "einsteincap"?


clabing

clabing is a person who is bi-sexual, gay, or lesbian

Instruction: "that man looks happy, maybe he's clabing" What is the definition of "clabing"?


beamhead

Context: beamhead are the shit

"beamhead is a revolutionary band with no genre, that has never recorded any music

Instruction: "beamhead are the shit" What is the definition of "beamhead"?


butt nector

the wet nastyness that sits on a persons butt hole and ass crack after a long hard day in the heat

Instruction: "after i go out jogging i return home to wash off the sweet smell of my butt nector" What is the definition of "butt nector"?


camp letwatch

Context: it's time to go back to camp letwatch

a week or weekend with your spouse reminiscent of your honeymoon

Instruction: "it's time to go back to camp letwatch" What is the definition of "camp letwatch"?


chegnut

a small piece of poo knotted in the pubic hair surounding your anus

Instruction: "mother: whats wrong john john: my bum bum hurts, i have got chegnut and it hurts mother: oh dear" What is the definition of "chegnut"?


chegnut

a small lump of poo that gets knotted in the pubic hair surrounding your anus

Instruction: "oh mummy i've got chegnut my botty hurts" What is the definition of "chegnut"?