awsomedigger

someone who wants to hang with someone because that person is awsome and you want to be like him/her

Instruction: "a friend only hanging with you because they want to learn your ways is an awsomedigger" What is the definition of "awsomedigger"?


apostate

one who has abandoned one's religious faith, a political party, one's principles, or a cause

Instruction: "i was raised mormon, but now i am the biggest apostate in the state of utah" What is the definition of "apostate"?


emojizz

a sexual text consisting of only (mostly) [emoticons]

Instruction: "my cross-country honey doesn't have skype, but we emojizz all night long" What is the definition of "emojizz"?


brawhorn

Context: wow brittney is definitely a brawhorn

a brawhorn is an amazingly beautiful girl

Instruction: "wow brittney is definitely a brawhorn" What is the definition of "brawhorn"?


chulp

the area inbetween the male genital and the butthole

Instruction: "ouch, riding that horse all day really hurt my chulp" What is the definition of "chulp"?


brooks moore

Instruction: "did you see those two guys kissing ?? thats a thing brooks moore would do" What is the definition of "brooks moore"?


bum muffin

Context: get lost bum muffin

1)term used to describe someone as their own muffin-like turd 2)another word for shit

Instruction: "get lost bum muffin" What is the definition of "bum muffin"?


justy

Context: justy is my babycakes

to the world you may be one person, but to me you are the world

Instruction: "justy is my babycakes" What is the definition of "justy"?


justy

short for justine, my gorgeuous beautiful girlfriend, who i love very very much

Instruction: "i love justy more than anything in the world" What is the definition of "justy"?


justy

Context: nice pink shirt, justy

Instruction: "nice pink shirt, justy" What is the definition of "justy"?


justy

Context: joseph, stop taking drugs thats a justy

Instruction: "joseph, stop taking drugs thats a justy" What is the definition of "justy"?


camille's mood

when you feel like you're drunk and everything is funny and great and you keep laughing but you're really sober

Instruction: ""are you drunk?  "no, i'm just in a camille's mood" What is the definition of "camille's mood"?


hookerocity

the measurement of whorridness that a woman portrays

Instruction: ""ok scott, that chick just said to the bartender "you look familiar, did i fuck you last week?" waaaay too much hookerocity there" What is the definition of "hookerocity"?


camel ass

Context: tera: look at that camel ass

when a persons jeans are too tight and the material is folded deep into the ass crack

Instruction: "tera: look at that camel ass" What is the definition of "camel ass"?


greyblumpkin

receiving a blumpkin on the greyhound bus

Instruction: "dude 1: why is there a chick in the bus shitter?  dude 2: i dunno, but she gave me a greyblumpkin" What is the definition of "greyblumpkin"?


bounder

to play bad cards during a poker tournament, with the hope of drawing out a good hand

Instruction: "mike was knocked out of the tournament early, he was playing like a bounder all night" What is the definition of "bounder"?


bounder

when you build up a big chip lead in a poker tournament and then piss it away because you can't hold your liquor

Instruction: "boy that mike sure blew that tournament, what a bounder" What is the definition of "bounder"?


fun bags

Context: guy1: look at the fun bags on that girl

Instruction: "guy1: look at the fun bags on that girl" What is the definition of "fun bags"?


fun bags

Instruction: ":some guy: dammnnnn that girl jane got sum big fun bags" What is the definition of "fun bags"?


fun bags

Instruction: "was wonderin if we could have something from one of your fun bags in a discreet fashion" What is the definition of "fun bags"?


fun bags

Context: look at those fun bags

any women with a nice, large breasts you can play with for hours

Instruction: "look at those fun bags" What is the definition of "fun bags"?


fun bags

Instruction: "last night, while masturbating, john decided to played with his fun bags for awhile before cumming" What is the definition of "fun bags"?


fun bags

Instruction: "man, i'd like to play with those fun bags" What is the definition of "fun bags"?


fun bags

Context: guy1: look at the fun bags on that girl

Instruction: "guy1: look at the fun bags on that girl" What is the definition of "fun bags"?


fun bags

Instruction: ":some guy: dammnnnn that girl jane got sum big fun bags" What is the definition of "fun bags"?


fun bags

Instruction: "was wonderin if we could have something from one of your fun bags in a discreet fashion" What is the definition of "fun bags"?


fun bags

Context: look at those fun bags

any women with a nice, large breasts you can play with for hours

Instruction: "look at those fun bags" What is the definition of "fun bags"?


fun bags

Instruction: "last night, while masturbating, john decided to played with his fun bags for awhile before cumming" What is the definition of "fun bags"?


fun bags

Instruction: "man, i'd like to play with those fun bags" What is the definition of "fun bags"?


amalie

Context: man, amalie can shake that [booty]

a girl who can be evil, but is also nice and funny when she needs to

Instruction: "man, amalie can shake that [booty]" What is the definition of "amalie"?


amalie

Context: wow, look at amalie

the girl with the most beautiful smile in the whole wide world

Instruction: "wow, look at amalie" What is the definition of "amalie"?


agent 47

the main character in the assassination-themed hitman video game series

Instruction: "sneaking up behind the guard, agent 47 readied his anaesthetic and struck with lightning speed" What is the definition of "agent 47"?


agent 47

a genetically modified clone, created by a crazy ex-french legionare named dr

Instruction: "agent 47 performed yet another perfect hit" What is the definition of "agent 47"?


agent 47

Instruction: "so i was fucking your mom last night and i tried out the agent 47" What is the definition of "agent 47"?


daloongi

Context: logan has alot of daloongi

an abundance of pineapples that eats blueberry nachos

Instruction: "logan has alot of daloongi" What is the definition of "daloongi"?


bandit flaps

the flaps tailors cut in the back of suit jackets, ostensibly for ventilation, but actually to allow arse bandits easier access

Instruction: "look at the bandit flaps on that guy's jacket" What is the definition of "bandit flaps"?


bitch stare

a look usually given by girls to other girls to intimidate

Instruction: "she gave me a bitch stare and walked off" What is the definition of "bitch stare"?


gut locker

a door in which behind lies ones innards

Instruction: "jim- did you chill with that [skank] last night?  bob- yeah i shot my [load] in her gut locker" What is the definition of "gut locker"?


gut locker

Context: a woman thinks with her gut locker

Instruction: "a woman thinks with her gut locker" What is the definition of "gut locker"?


gut locker

Context: i was all up in her gut locker

Instruction: "i was all up in her gut locker" What is the definition of "gut locker"?


baby bear moment

when something happens and it works out just right

Instruction: "wow its the perfect temperature today yah man its definitely a baby bear moment" What is the definition of "baby bear moment"?


fapidextrous

the innate ability to masturbate with both hands without favoring one over the other

Instruction: "i can masturbate with my left or right hand because im fapidextrous" What is the definition of "fapidextrous"?


black dynamite

Instruction: "dude, black dynamite would so kick chuck norris' ass" What is the definition of "black dynamite"?


black dynamite

Instruction: "guy 1: damn i just pulled a black dynamite guy 2: woah, how many? guy 1: 7" What is the definition of "black dynamite"?


catanus

the posterior opening of a feline, located below the tail

Instruction: "sometimes the cat is feeling frisky and gives up the catanus instead of the catang" What is the definition of "catanus"?


preme

Context: "that sandwich was preme

Instruction: ""that sandwich was preme" What is the definition of "preme"?


atomic douchebag

Instruction: "perez hilton is a super pip squeak homo or better known as an atomic douchebag" What is the definition of "atomic douchebag"?


Context: text message: 1743

"represents the number of letters in the phrase "i fucking love you

Instruction: "text message: 1743" What is the definition of "1743"?


free pussy

Instruction: "i was out last night looking for some free pussy" What is the definition of "free pussy"?


cock and balls

Context: she wants my cock and balls

the two things that a woman constantly craves

Instruction: "she wants my cock and balls" What is the definition of "cock and balls"?


cock and balls

Instruction: "oh wassamadda baby?  go play with your cock and balls for mamma" What is the definition of "cock and balls"?


cock and balls

"a phrase that can be translated as the number "100""

Instruction: "jennifer: hey, what did you get on your exam?  adam: cock and balls" What is the definition of "cock and balls"?


cock and balls

Context: she just wants your cock and balls

"a males sexual organs usually what a guy says "she wants you shit""

Instruction: "she just wants your cock and balls" What is the definition of "cock and balls"?


cock and balls

a common name for a public house in england

Instruction: "ezekiel is going for a pint down at the cock and balls" What is the definition of "cock and balls"?


cock and balls

Context: that was very cock and balls of you

Instruction: "that was very cock and balls of you" What is the definition of "cock and balls"?


minefag

kid that only talks about minecraft 24/7

Instruction: ""do you hear that kid over there? "yeah, he's a minefag" What is the definition of "minefag"?


s a

letters used for special agent in law enforcement

Instruction: "s a brown is in charge of the bank robbery investigation" What is the definition of "s a"?


s a

Context: i have a date with a s a tonight

a code word for sugardaddies used by gold diggers

Instruction: "i have a date with a s a tonight" What is the definition of "s a"?


anyway friend

Context: sieralyn is my anyway friend

the one person in your life who, no matter what they say or do, no matter what they've been through with you, they love you and believe in you anyway

Instruction: "sieralyn is my anyway friend" What is the definition of "anyway friend"?


abmorost

Context: i love you abmorost

Instruction: "i love you abmorost" What is the definition of "abmorost"?


gymicide

Instruction: "bro i'm so sore i committed gymicide earlier today" What is the definition of "gymicide"?


fuck up

Context: omg you're such a fuck up

Instruction: "omg you're such a fuck up" What is the definition of "fuck up"?


fuck up

Context: barry you fuck up

a failure at everything, total loser, unable to do anything right

Instruction: "barry you fuck up" What is the definition of "fuck up"?


fuck up

1) mess up, screw up, failure, mistake 2) also can be used to say shut up in a more excessive way

Instruction: "1) you're a total fuck up 2) shut the fuck up" What is the definition of "fuck up"?


fuck up

Instruction: "you, sir, are a complete and utter fuck up" What is the definition of "fuck up"?


fuck up

to severely beat someone, usually in a fight

Instruction: "he's gonna fuck up john when he finds out his bitch slept with him" What is the definition of "fuck up"?


australian butterflies

Instruction: ""how was your time with that guy last night? "oh it was amazing he gave me so many australian butterflies" What is the definition of "australian butterflies"?


derping out

a verb to describe the action of somebody or something that is acting in a manor that would cause somebody to think that they are mentally handicapped

Instruction: "when iryna fell on the floor and started laughing uncontrollably for absolutely no reason, ryan and matt mutually agreed that she was derping out" What is the definition of "derping out"?


bitch tank

a way of quantifying how active your libido is

Instruction: "man, i need some, mah bitch tank is full" What is the definition of "bitch tank"?


anti prep union

a group at my school that makes life hell for preps

Instruction: "the anti prep union are a bunch of asshats" What is the definition of "anti prep union"?


ctfs

Instruction: "sorry for the typo's, i suffer from ctfs syndrome" What is the definition of "ctfs"?


biggon

Context: i've heard tanner has a biggon

Instruction: "i've heard tanner has a biggon" What is the definition of "biggon"?


smashed my kiwi's

Context: ahhhhh, i just smashed my kiwi's

Instruction: "ahhhhh, i just smashed my kiwi's" What is the definition of "smashed my kiwi's"?


deviant art

"a website/gallery where anyone can upload his/her art for other users to see and comment on

Instruction: "the wonderful thing about deviant art is that anyone can upload his/her artwork" What is the definition of "deviant art"?


dance competition

Context: dance competition is hell

a place where people come to watch dancers of all shapes,sizes,and genders, wear whore makeup and weird ass costumes with masks and feather

Instruction: "dance competition is hell" What is the definition of "dance competition"?


bumstuckled

Instruction: "i am completely bumstuckled by this math problem" What is the definition of "bumstuckled"?


deavian

Context: deavian is such a mega whore

the most well put together girl who happens to be very calm and sweet

Instruction: "deavian is such a mega whore" What is the definition of "deavian"?


beastmode activated

Context: he beastmode activated last night

Instruction: "he beastmode activated last night" What is the definition of "beastmode activated"?


dildurd

Context: that dildurd got shit all over my pussy

a turd which curls out of your anus to penetrate your vagina

Instruction: "that dildurd got shit all over my pussy" What is the definition of "dildurd"?


dildurd

Context: what a dildurd

a dildo looking like or taking the shape of a turd

Instruction: "what a dildurd" What is the definition of "dildurd"?


insufficiently intelligent

a stupid person or just being dumb in general

Instruction: "the boy declared that his girlfriend was insufficiently intelligent" What is the definition of "insufficiently intelligent"?


catholic priest

Context: my cousin is a catholic priest

a cleric whose chief powers, according to the roman church, are to forgive sins in god's name and to confect the holy eucharist

Instruction: "my cousin is a catholic priest" What is the definition of "catholic priest"?


catholic priest

Instruction: "that catholic priest was watching cp on his pc" What is the definition of "catholic priest"?


catholic priest

Instruction: "that catholic priest diddled them all there innocent childs" What is the definition of "catholic priest"?


band teacher

Instruction: "band geek: i'm gonna go see the band teacher now" What is the definition of "band teacher"?


honnis

Context: what a complete honnis

Instruction: "what a complete honnis" What is the definition of "honnis"?


honnis

Context: that numpty is a total honnis

Instruction: "that numpty is a total honnis" What is the definition of "honnis"?


a entry level sport quad (atv) made by honda

Instruction: "dude i got a 250ex for my birthday     its awsome" What is the definition of "250ex"?


kateron

Context: johnny and sara are kateron

a long lasting love with intense sexual expression that will never be topped by another

Instruction: "johnny and sara are kateron" What is the definition of "kateron"?


aixsyd

Context: you remind me of aixsyd

an aixsyd is someone who resembles that of a noob

Instruction: "you remind me of aixsyd" What is the definition of "aixsyd"?


buttdigger

Context: she is a buttdigger

a buttdigger is a dude or dame who loves or digs butts

Instruction: "she is a buttdigger" What is the definition of "buttdigger"?


korrie

Context: "her: i'm korrie

if she loves you she loves the hell out of you, she will defend you no matter what, or will do anything for you

Instruction: ""her: i'm korrie" What is the definition of "korrie"?


korrie

the kind of man which all others would like to be

Instruction: "i wish i could just dump my douche nozzle of a boyfriend and find me a korrie" What is the definition of "korrie"?


analpedic

of or pertaining to the shoving of one's foot up one's rearmost orifice

Instruction: "that nerd chick's doing some analpedic dancing" What is the definition of "analpedic"?


bunny mask

Instruction: "that chick had long hair and big 'ol teeth, so i knew right where to aim my load and execute a picture perfect bunny mask" What is the definition of "bunny mask"?


balloon knot

Context: balloon knot

character on bubba the love sponge show, on sirius satellite radio

Instruction: "balloon knot" What is the definition of "balloon knot"?


balloon knot

if you spread open the knot of a balloon, the resultant view is similar to that of the anus

Instruction: "she bent over and i saw her balloon knot" What is the definition of "balloon knot"?


balloon knot

Instruction: "(noun) my balloon knot is on fire after i ate those jalepenos last night" What is the definition of "balloon knot"?


balloon knot

Instruction: "god man, i'd love to lick her balloon knot" What is the definition of "balloon knot"?


balloon knot

Context: show me your balloon knot

blow up a balloon, pop it, turn it inside out around the knot and stretch it, looks amazingly like the anal sphincter

Instruction: "show me your balloon knot" What is the definition of "balloon knot"?


balloon knot

Instruction: "she started licking my balloon knot and i lost it" What is the definition of "balloon knot"?


ballin outrageous

Context: yo that play was so ballin outrageous

when ur balling to da max aka outrageous

Instruction: "yo that play was so ballin outrageous" What is the definition of "ballin outrageous"?


ballin outrageous

when u ball or lax after smoking a joint or gettin krunk

Instruction: "he was ballin outrageous after the party last night" What is the definition of "ballin outrageous"?


hizouze

Context: i am going to my friend's hizouze

Instruction: "i am going to my friend's hizouze" What is the definition of "hizouze"?


ben jackson

Context: ben jackson of davernport illinois

a ben jackson or a (bj) is described by webster's dictionary as being either  a sexual act were one individual suck another's genitalia

Instruction: "ben jackson of davernport illinois" What is the definition of "ben jackson"?


ofb

Instruction: "her ofb got cold feet when he heard she was coming to town" What is the definition of "ofb"?


ofb

Instruction: "ofb i have a test tomorrow that i haven't studied for yet" What is the definition of "ofb"?


ofb

Instruction: "her ofb got cold feet when he heard she was coming to town" What is the definition of "ofb"?


ofb

Instruction: "guy or girl who you use for sex only is your ofb" What is the definition of "ofb"?


ofb

Context: you have ofb

Instruction: "you have ofb" What is the definition of "ofb"?


ofb

Instruction: "oh, the ofb is going to really get riled up about that" What is the definition of "ofb"?


brontobot

Instruction: "she is almost as easy on the eyes as the real brontobot" What is the definition of "brontobot"?


chissy

Context: oooh, chissy

Instruction: "oooh, chissy" What is the definition of "chissy"?


chissy

Context: mo said zach has a chissy

Instruction: "mo said zach has a chissy" What is the definition of "chissy"?


burn to me

Instruction: ""(no one sits with you on the bus)  "no one sitting with me, oh my god burn to me" What is the definition of "burn to me"?


cudders

Context: i gotta get myself some cudders

the nickname to the ray ban wayfafer sunglasses used by kid cudi

Instruction: "i gotta get myself some cudders" What is the definition of "cudders"?


fogeled

an injury that is disproportionate to the act which caused it

Instruction: "i totally fogeled when i was changing my lightbulb and one of the ceiling fans flew off the fixture and stabbed me in the eye and 911 was called" What is the definition of "fogeled"?


butt resin

dry shit caked on the outermost area of the butthole perimeter

Instruction: "tom got butt resin on his lips after giving a rusty rimjob" What is the definition of "butt resin"?


bomb voyage

when your in an elevator and you have to fart really bad, so you wait untill everyone is out of the elevator then rip the nice bodily gass

Instruction: "omg did i just get bomb voyaged?  what sick person would bomb voyage me?  did i just walk into a bomb voyage?  dude, i just bomb voyaged that elevator over there" What is the definition of "bomb voyage"?


bearded ridlon

during anal intercourse, the female proceeds to defecate onto the male's penis

Instruction: ""guy 1: "did you hear what happened to brian last night?"  guy 2: "yes, i heard that nasty chick gave him a bearded ridlon" What is the definition of "bearded ridlon"?


corn cakes

"as stated in the children's movie, "thumbelina" miss field mouse states that "mr

Instruction: "joey loves ashley's corn cakes in and around his mouth" What is the definition of "corn cakes"?


jello bags

Instruction: ""guy 1: "dayumn check out that set of jello bags on that blonde" What is the definition of "jello bags"?


beckuh

the girl who gets on everyones nerves *craziest most obnoxious girl around* she can be nice, and funny, but usually has a lot on her mind

Instruction: "that girl reminds me of that hot girl beckuh" What is the definition of "beckuh"?


beckuh

Context: that girl is walking like a beckuh

the girl who goes around with a strap on in her butt

Instruction: "that girl is walking like a beckuh" What is the definition of "beckuh"?


bag of dirt

Context: tim is an epic bag of dirt

Instruction: "tim is an epic bag of dirt" What is the definition of "bag of dirt"?


buffalo blizzard

Instruction: "girl: hows the weather in buffalo?  guy: come over behind this dumpster and ill show you a buffalo blizzard" What is the definition of "buffalo blizzard"?


amot

Context: damn, i just pulled an amot

the action of messing something up really badly

Instruction: "damn, i just pulled an amot" What is the definition of "amot"?


stackin' boses

Context: yo i was stackin' boses last meet

to stack mad boozles when competing at swim events

Instruction: "yo i was stackin' boses last meet" What is the definition of "stackin' boses"?


icky mitt

when after having sex with a female or male partner, you ejaculate onto your hand and commence to slap your partner around the face

Instruction: ""so how come you and sarah split up?  "she freaked out when i gave her a icky mitt last week"  "dude, you'd only been going out for two weeks" What is the definition of "icky mitt"?


hangover nut

half-hearted masturbation the morning after a bender with the hope that jerking to completion will somehow help alleviate the symptoms of your hangover

Instruction: "q: damn man why did you drain all of the hot water?  a: sorry dude, i was trying to get that hangover nut" What is the definition of "hangover nut"?


manchoch

Context: your commin in fuzzy like mah manchoch

Instruction: "your commin in fuzzy like mah manchoch" What is the definition of "manchoch"?


awper

Context: that awper killed me

someone that uses the awp in counter-strike too much

Instruction: "that awper killed me" What is the definition of "awper"?


awper

a n00b that thinks he's so great my hiding and killing people with the awp since he's got no balls to kill them another way

Instruction: "i say they make awper seeking missiles on the next counter strike" What is the definition of "awper"?


awper

Instruction: "my friend is so freaking awper that they are awesome and hyper" What is the definition of "awper"?


lightie and brownie

as uk call it lighties for mix race girls that are attractive or light skin/

Instruction: "person 1:jheeze hotspice look at that lightie person 2: but check out her piff brownie friend tho person1: damn two piff lightie and brownie girls shame we wont see them again" What is the definition of "lightie and brownie"?


a-k ward

"a more clumsy way to say the word awkward

Instruction: "taking a girl out on a date to the movies, only to see your current girlfriend there is a-k ward" What is the definition of "a-k ward"?


baby beluga

a short fat girl that wears clothing thats to small for her

Instruction: "i wish that baby beluga would pull her shirt down, you can see her rolls draping over her pants" What is the definition of "baby beluga"?


fueef

when a girl is sitting down and she farts, but instead of the fart escaping through the back, it moves to the front and into the vagina

Instruction: "girl 1: did you just fart? girl 2: sort of, it was a fueef" What is the definition of "fueef"?


flaming poo

when someone takes feces, usually dog poo, and puts it in a paper bag on your porch, sets it aflame, and rings the doorbell

Instruction: "last night we all got wasted and put flaming poo on mr" What is the definition of "flaming poo"?


mansomeness

it's the definition of a manly man, that is handsome and awesome in every way

Instruction: "you have totally surprised me with your mansomeness" What is the definition of "mansomeness"?


baggy flange

a type of vagina that involves gross sticky out bits that make men (or women) get all freaked out, and generally vacate the area

Instruction: "awh fuck me mate she had a right baggy flange" What is the definition of "baggy flange"?


dude mode

"when a chick decides she is going to give up lame chick emotions, and treat relationships how dudes do

Instruction: "all my friends and relatives are asking me why i don't have a boyfriend, but i'm just in dude mode right now" What is the definition of "dude mode"?


squad

crew, posse, gang: an informal group of individuals with a common identity and a sense of solidarity

Instruction: "you step to me, and my whole squad will come down on you" What is the definition of "squad"?


squad

niggas you roll with, make money with, niggas you die for

Instruction: "j: why you always roll with them niggas ? you: nigga watch your fuckin mouth this is my squad" What is the definition of "squad"?


squad

folk you roll with, get money with and willing to die for

Instruction: "me and my squad are going to score some paper later today" What is the definition of "squad"?


squad

Instruction: "3 members that make for good company and a complete squad" What is the definition of "squad"?


squad

Context: "hey look at that squad over there

Instruction: ""hey look at that squad over there" What is the definition of "squad"?


squad

a group consisting of either 7 so-so people or 3 really 'streets ahead' people

Instruction: "hostess: how many in your party?  me: a squad" What is the definition of "squad"?


squad

the people you mainly hang out with, do crazy things like go to the beach and have a bomb fire an then go jump into a random friends pool

Instruction: "the squad and i went out driving all night long till we ended up somehow in santa monica" What is the definition of "squad"?


squad

a word overused by teenagers that think they're ghetto to describe their clique of friends

Instruction: ""went to get some frozen yogurt with the squad" What is the definition of "squad"?


squad

Instruction: "me and mah squad are gonna hitch up a gimp fight" What is the definition of "squad"?


back grot

pornogrphic images used as background wallpaper on a pc

Instruction: "bejesus look at the back grot mikey is working with on his laptop" What is the definition of "back grot"?


hell fuckin yeah

Instruction: "hell fuckin yeah this word is going to be the word of the day" What is the definition of "hell fuckin yeah"?


brick flirting

to look at the wall rather than the person you are with, because you are shy, nervous or a bit embarrassed

Instruction: "i went out with angie last night, she was doing so much brick flirting it was unreal" What is the definition of "brick flirting"?


cocoa moo juice

Context: mmm i love cocoa moo juice

[chocolate milk] the juice that comes from a cow and added with chocolate syrup

Instruction: "mmm i love cocoa moo juice" What is the definition of "cocoa moo juice"?


bro day

the day after valentines day, where you don't spend it with any women and just your bros

Instruction: "you: hey you wanna go up town today? bro: fudge yeah, it's bro day" What is the definition of "bro day"?


the time it takes (measured in seconds) for something to reach 60[mph] from a standing start

Instruction: "0-60 times are innacurate, and you should typically add 20% of that time on for a realistic pull-off" What is the definition of "0-60"?


7-11 parking lot

"better known as the "alternative homeless shelter""

Instruction: "there goes some bum in the 7-11 parking lot" What is the definition of "7-11 parking lot"?


judes

Instruction: "d4:omg loike r u heading to judes on friday noysh  other d4:totally im sooo going to score eoin  d4:totally" What is the definition of "judes"?


clomid

anti-estrogen that gets rid of bitch tits

Instruction: "if you take clomid after your cycle you will keep 50% more gains" What is the definition of "clomid"?


angels & airwaves

"the indefinite side project of former blink 182 member tom delonge -- accompanied by david kennedy, adam "atom" willard, and matt wachter

Instruction: "it's not about losing a great band like blink 182; it's about gaining two better ones -- angels & airwaves and +44" What is the definition of "angels & airwaves"?


Context: 1-hay diz iz so 4zw

Instruction: "1-hay diz iz so 4zw" What is the definition of "4zw"?


camroyn

this guy camroyn is amazing, perfect, every girl throws herself at him

Instruction: "girl1 who is that?  girl2 the new kid camroyn" What is the definition of "camroyn"?


angry dragon beaver

a redheaded bitch that can be a bitch, and always will be a bitch

Instruction: "did you see that fire breathing bitch? that was the angry dragon beaver" What is the definition of "angry dragon beaver"?


Instruction: "dude, omgz i r teh 1347 haxxor zzz i pwnt you n00bs in taht uber-game" What is the definition of "1347"?


assfuck cheap

Context: dude ravioli is assfuck cheap

extremely cheap italian food like cheaper that olive garden amirite?

Instruction: "dude ravioli is assfuck cheap" What is the definition of "assfuck cheap"?


delicmo

Instruction: "oh man that jungle juice that ej made was delicmo" What is the definition of "delicmo"?


bopanegro

Instruction: "our cotton profits our down, somebody better bopanegro" What is the definition of "bopanegro"?


cavemaned

Context: joe shmoe cavemaned my cousin

the act of a man exploiting and abusing the raw, dominating power he possesses over a willing but weaker woman to gain heavy petting, sexual release, or to feel boobies

Instruction: "joe shmoe cavemaned my cousin" What is the definition of "cavemaned"?


free walling

Instruction: "it's so hot, i'm think gonna be free walling it today" What is the definition of "free walling"?


butt nuts

the situation when josh wilson's nuts retreat into his butt, a sign of anger and bewilderment

Instruction: "josh wilson got butt nuts after being called poor" What is the definition of "butt nuts"?


beeophobic

the fear of getting stung by half burnt honey bees after burning down half the hive and running out,literally getting scared by anything that has wings !

Instruction: "the security guys burnt the hive halfway through leaving us beeophobic" What is the definition of "beeophobic"?


cerebral palsy

Context: i got some cerebral palsy

a way similar to [captain picard] to talk about child pornography without mods noticing

Instruction: "i got some cerebral palsy" What is the definition of "cerebral palsy"?


fuck america

a struggle to understand american people's arrogance, in spite of intelligence

Instruction: "fuck america for considering that joining a war only when you are dragged into it constitutes saving the world" What is the definition of "fuck america"?


fuck america

a common catch-phrase used by ignorant, arrogant euro-trash that like to focus their hate on america rather than focusing on their own problems

Instruction: "fuck america for sending us financial aid every year and kicking/rescuing our asses in ww2" What is the definition of "fuck america"?


gravy bucket

a euphemism for vagina created primarily to name lady parts in historical romance novels

Instruction: "lavender brinley quivered in anticipation as barnabus thrust his throbbing member deep into her hot, wet, pulsating gravy bucket" What is the definition of "gravy bucket"?


baby rib noob

someone who doesn't know what a baby rib t-shirt is  originating from the speed gamers 2010 mother marathon

Instruction: "ted: what's a baby rib? bob: get out of here, baby rib noob" What is the definition of "baby rib noob"?


fagturning

when you are stopped at a red light while the cars on the other side are turning left on the green arrow

Instruction: "i was at a red light, and when it turned green, there was some major fagturning happening in front of me" What is the definition of "fagturning"?


charlie bear

charlie bear describes someone who takes things to another level

Instruction: "my charlie bear is the best boyfriend imaginable" What is the definition of "charlie bear"?


gareth bailed

to gareth bail, verb, means to skip on an event or leave a party, normally done by [shlads] with birds

Instruction: "tom is such a dick, he just gareth bailed on the pub tonight" What is the definition of "gareth bailed"?


digestif

Context: cognac is my favorite digestif

Instruction: "cognac is my favorite digestif" What is the definition of "digestif"?


aramayo

Context: can you pass me that aramayo crayon?

Instruction: "can you pass me that aramayo crayon?" What is the definition of "aramayo"?


aslox

noun like a 69, one sucks the balls whilst the other licks the ass

Instruction: "example: ryan and evren are going to aslox tonighy" What is the definition of "aslox"?


end of story

a phrase meaning that what the sayer says is true, and there are no intervening factors that could change that

Instruction: "if you took my shit i am gonna kill you, end of story" What is the definition of "end of story"?


end of story

a phrase meaning that what the sayer says is true, and there are no intervening factors that could change that

Instruction: "if you took my shit i am gonna kill you, end of story" What is the definition of "end of story"?


angry birds anonymous

Instruction: "after calling in sick to work again so that i could play more angry birds, i got fired and had to go to angry birds anonymous meetings" What is the definition of "angry birds anonymous"?


cazart

"the equivalent of "holy shit, i should have known!" invented(?) by gonzo journalist [dr

Instruction: "nixon is behind the watergate scandal? cazart" What is the definition of "cazart"?


camp chateaugay

Instruction: "sally: yo, here are you going this summer??? bob: im going to camp chateaugay god dammit" What is the definition of "camp chateaugay"?


accidental abiosis

Instruction: "hey man did u see accidental abiosis live? they rock" What is the definition of "accidental abiosis"?


actually guy

[that kid] in class who always has to raise his hand and say something (ask a question, make a comment, correction, etc)

Instruction: "man, what is that guy doing? christ, it's another actually guy" What is the definition of "actually guy"?


ballslide

Context: dude that girl just got a ballslide

when you slide your balls down some part of someone elses body

Instruction: "dude that girl just got a ballslide" What is the definition of "ballslide"?


neon telephone

"when a famous musician writes a song for your band, but it's a terrible song — a la prince's "neon telephone" for the three o'clock

Instruction: "i thought we'd be famous, but we got a neon telephone" What is the definition of "neon telephone"?


chosunjok

chosunjok (also known as chinese-koreans) is a term referring to ethnic [korean]s who live, or were brought up in, mainland [china]

Instruction: "i really like chosunjok people, they are in my opinion kinder, friendlier and more open-minded than [south koreans]" What is the definition of "chosunjok"?


hobiscuit

one who partakes in acts generally associated with the ideology of ho-dom

Instruction: ""allison- "you suck" >=)  you- "yeah, well you're a lint-picking hobiscuit" What is the definition of "hobiscuit"?


hobiscuit

a girl who sleeps around, possibly with baked goods, has no redeeming features, and should be shunned by society

Instruction: "you know brittany? she is such a hobiscuit" What is the definition of "hobiscuit"?


cumpartment

1) the abode or [crib] of anyone who thinks they are or tries to be a [player]

Instruction: "1)  i totally took her back to my cumpartment for some serious head" What is the definition of "cumpartment"?


bullshit alarm

"an alarm in your head that goes off when someone around you lies, compelling you to yell "bullshit!" suddenly and loudly

Instruction: ""when tina heard dylan say he aced the geometry exam, her bullshit alarm went off, and several teachers frowned disapprovingly when she yelled "bullshit" What is the definition of "bullshit alarm"?


froadin

going out to the desert and racing around fast as fuck

Instruction: "hey bro you gunna go froadin this weekend" What is the definition of "froadin"?


bloody blunts

a former member of the grass city online forum community that joined for a short time only to be made fun of, degraded, and generally hated

Instruction: "would the mods mind dicking it down a bit?- bloody blunts proof of his douchebaggery" What is the definition of "bloody blunts"?


cygne

Context: that vendor is such a cygne

a confused and paradoxical person (or iguana) who loves older men

Instruction: "that vendor is such a cygne" What is the definition of "cygne"?


bacon blinds

the crispy or soggy meaty flaps of skin that hang from the vagina

Instruction: "wow, for a minute i thought those were beef curtains but after closer inspection they are definitely bacon blinds" What is the definition of "bacon blinds"?


carcuss

the act of cussing out your broken down piece of s**t car on the side of the road

Instruction: "i kicked the living s**t out of that no good carcuss" What is the definition of "carcuss"?


aloha ke akua

Instruction: "hey bro i just wanted to let you know aloha ke akua" What is the definition of "aloha ke akua"?


ainaa

a bisexual beardy old man who loves peanuts

Instruction: "you're such an ainaa why are you such an ainaa??" What is the definition of "ainaa"?


exfoliant

Context: i gave that girl a nice exfoliant

you are having sex and just before you blow your load you pull out, cum in your hand, and rub it all over her face

Instruction: "i gave that girl a nice exfoliant" What is the definition of "exfoliant"?


babet

Context: he's such a babet

the male version of a 'babe' usually used towards males which are attractive and funny

Instruction: "he's such a babet" What is the definition of "babet"?


nyasha

Context: nyasha is a beatiful name

nyasha is a wonderful name that means grace

Instruction: "nyasha is a beatiful name" What is the definition of "nyasha"?


nyasha

nyasha's are very beautiful and kind people, others don't see that she's just looking out for her friends

Instruction: "whore #1: do you think that pastor will fuck us?  whore #2: not if don't have some nyasha in you" What is the definition of "nyasha"?


blondjew

pronounced: blund-ju the ironic combination of a natural blond (drapes matches carpet) that worships the torrah

Instruction: ""check out that chick with that rack? you think shes a blondjew? "i railed this blondjew so hard yest that she screamed 'hai allah" What is the definition of "blondjew"?


cacahuete

Context: man, i did hella cacahuete last night

Instruction: "man, i did hella cacahuete last night" What is the definition of "cacahuete"?


brown hurricane

Instruction: "man i had to pull out the weed-eater on that girls brown hurricane last night, i couldn't fight through the forest all by myself" What is the definition of "brown hurricane"?


brown hurricane

when the man puts his tongue up the anus of another man then swirls his tongue around as the other man deficates and the resultant faeces looks like a hurricane

Instruction: "guy 1) dude i could go for an ice cream right about now guy 2) lets just have a brown hurricane" What is the definition of "brown hurricane"?


lafayette college

stellar liberal arts school in eastern pa primarily attended by rich white kids from pa, nj and new england

Instruction: "rich: yo man, i got into lafayette college today" What is the definition of "lafayette college"?


lafayette college

"lafayette college, nearly a brilliant sentence in itself, is one of the nation's most premier colleges

Instruction: ""beautiful lafayette college student #1: "did you see those neanderthals on campus today?"  beautiful lafayette college student #2: "no, man" What is the definition of "lafayette college"?


lafayette college

"a liberal arts college largely attended by students from the tri-state area

Instruction: "average lafayette college student on laf-lehigh: i wish i went to [lehigh]" What is the definition of "lafayette college"?


lafayette college

a liberal arts school in easton pa that students go to when they don't get in to lehigh university

Instruction: "lafayette college is the safety school of lehigh university students" What is the definition of "lafayette college"?


arm punt

a throw from the [quarterback] which ends in an [interception]

Instruction: "[university of michigan] fans would be happier if denard robinson, aka [d-rob] wouldn't arm punt the ball so often" What is the definition of "arm punt"?


breaking my balls

Context: hey man, quit breaking my balls

when someone is giving you a really hard time

Instruction: "hey man, quit breaking my balls" What is the definition of "breaking my balls"?


breaking my balls

Context: mikey your breaking my balls

"when i hit mikey coodics in face he says "teperbis me lopte"  and that means the word so ya then i kick him in the balls"

Instruction: "mikey your breaking my balls" What is the definition of "breaking my balls"?


cunt wad

when a male ejaculates into the pubic bush of a female and the hair clumps up after the seamen drys

Instruction: "lisa had to go to the barber shop to get the cunt wad cut out her boyfriend jafar gave her the week before" What is the definition of "cunt wad"?


cunt wad

Context: that cunt wad has fucked up again

he who is also known as (aka) furbie, firbie or the firminator

Instruction: "that cunt wad has fucked up again" What is the definition of "cunt wad"?


creamy muck muck

Instruction: ""dom: "it's really satisyfying extending my wand and spraying creamy muck muck all over the kiddies" What is the definition of "creamy muck muck"?


eggmanne

Context: you're a damn fucking eggmanne

german-english word for a man who has got eggs

Instruction: "you're a damn fucking eggmanne" What is the definition of "eggmanne"?


bush-blamer

Instruction: "examples a bush-blamer would say: bush was responsible for that volcano erupting that shutdown all those airlines" What is the definition of "bush-blamer"?


guardiola

Context: last summer i went to guardiola

a place off the coast of spain that is known by its conquer of sargeant iola

Instruction: "last summer i went to guardiola" What is the definition of "guardiola"?


bog wog

black man works in the toilets, pissing off as many people with offers of average aftershave and hand washing for excessive amounts money

Instruction: "'that dam bog wog made me give him a pound for him drying my hands" What is the definition of "bog wog"?


jelisha

Context: ayo ma can u jelisha on me?😏💦👅

a woman/girl that loves dick naturally obsessed with it, and gets money for gently sucking it

Instruction: "ayo ma can u jelisha on me?😏💦👅" What is the definition of "jelisha"?


chopsui

Context: omg this chopsui is so good

Instruction: "omg this chopsui is so good" What is the definition of "chopsui"?


cumchuckle

causing your partner to laugh while releasing semen into their mouth

Instruction: "tell a joke while she's sucking your dick and you may get yourself a good cumchuckle" What is the definition of "cumchuckle"?


madagascar suprise

"when your fuckin some girl from behind, and while u pull out, sequentuely a friend comes over and switches with you

Instruction: "mike was fuckin this bird and pulled a perfect madagascar suprise on her with the assistance of his friend gary" What is the definition of "madagascar suprise"?


ganaching

verb  the action of putting ganache on something

Instruction: "hey let's start ganaching those cupcakes" What is the definition of "ganaching"?


hornalicious

when something is so horn and sexual that you cant control your erotic behavior towards it

Instruction: ""john: "omg did you see that girl?"  sean: "yes, she was so hornalicious" What is the definition of "hornalicious"?


binladen weed

that's like three kinds of weed grown all together

Instruction: "so i was in chicago, with my nigga big hamp, nigga passed me a blunt and said hit this shit it's some of that binladen weed" What is the definition of "binladen weed"?


binladen weed

that's like three kinds of weed grown all together

Instruction: "so i was in chicago, with my nigga big hamp, nigga passed me a blunt and said hit this shit it's some of that binladen weed" What is the definition of "binladen weed"?


gun slinger

Instruction: "as i drove down the road jimmy waved at me to say hello, i extended my arm giving him the gun slinger as a way to return the gesture" What is the definition of "gun slinger"?


braincest

in certain circumstances, two children will be born, sometimes even from different parents, and they will be siamese

Instruction: "kathy and jake are getting married? that's braincest" What is the definition of "braincest"?


misjudge

when things aren't always what it seems, wrongfully judged

Instruction: "example 1  hey, look at that girl with all those guy friends, she must be slutty?  no dude, total misjudge" What is the definition of "misjudge"?


bro tan

then tan you get on your feet for broing out too much and wearing flipflops everywhere you go

Instruction: "bro1: wanna bro out tomorrow? bro2: i need to go to the beach to work on my bro tan" What is the definition of "bro tan"?


bro tan

the tan a bro gets after wearing a tank top/bro tank in the sun for an extended period of time

Instruction: "the chicks digged my bro tank so i wore it all coachella, now i have an epic bro tan" What is the definition of "bro tan"?


bum blast

Instruction: "his boyfriend enjoys a good bum blast with extra lubricant" What is the definition of "bum blast"?


brown anchor

Instruction: "my stomach hurts i gotta go drop the brown anchor" What is the definition of "brown anchor"?


scootbox

adjective: a scootbox is someone who is a bit mental, crazy

Instruction: ""i saw that xxxx at the club last night, she's a strange one eh  "yeah she's a total scootbox like""" What is the definition of "scootbox"?


backwards tango

Context: last night i did the backwards tango

Instruction: "last night i did the backwards tango" What is the definition of "backwards tango"?


boston bikini

Context: i gave my girl a boston bikini

reverse breast penetration with flatulence and ejaculation on female genitalia

Instruction: "i gave my girl a boston bikini" What is the definition of "boston bikini"?


chicken dippers

Context: blah blah blah blah chicken dippers

Instruction: "blah blah blah blah chicken dippers" What is the definition of "chicken dippers"?


box trap

a commonly employed female system for controlling a man using emotional and physical tactics

Instruction: "after dating for several years, michelle had successfully caught pete in her box trap" What is the definition of "box trap"?


goggling

"to search ("google") while wearing google glass"

Instruction: "tim just got google glass - let's find out if goggling is any faster than googling with your phone" What is the definition of "goggling"?


goggling

derived from the term google-oggling, which refers to the act of oggling stuff people google

Instruction: "he spent his time goggling the women on his google image search for 'garter'" What is the definition of "goggling"?


dirty footed girl

a female denizen of the local trailer park

Instruction: "her? oh, she's just an ol' dirty footed girl" What is the definition of "dirty footed girl"?


crosswhiner

whining like a girl (when you aren't one)

Instruction: "dude, do you have a vagina, or are you just a crosswhiner" What is the definition of "crosswhiner"?


genitopathy

Context: gonorrhoea is a genitopathy

Instruction: "gonorrhoea is a genitopathy" What is the definition of "genitopathy"?


i of the tiger

Context: i of the tiger

Instruction: "i of the tiger" What is the definition of "i of the tiger"?


i of the tiger

Instruction: "mike jones has the i of the tiger casue he will never quit on saying his name in his songs" What is the definition of "i of the tiger"?


jass

Context: jass baaby

i homo ass motherfucker that likes dick up his ass out his nose down his throat out his ear

Instruction: "jass baaby" What is the definition of "jass"?


jass

Context: dag, that girl has gotz sum jass

Instruction: "dag, that girl has gotz sum jass" What is the definition of "jass"?


bustron

Instruction: "alex rodriguez really is a bustron during postseason play" What is the definition of "bustron"?


booga wolf

an extremely ugly person who usually has a very large head

Instruction: "bro look at that ugly booga wolf over there" What is the definition of "booga wolf"?


brandon novak's name for jess margera, who recently impregenated his girlfriend

Instruction: ""hey brandon, wanna go to the bar? "is dd9 going?""" What is the definition of "dd9"?


ball dogging

Context: do you feel like ball dogging tonight??

when a person has sex (doggy stile) while someone squeses there balls

Instruction: "do you feel like ball dogging tonight??" What is the definition of "ball dogging"?


alabama bee sting

to thump a finished (lit) cigarette in someones face

Instruction: "i call the dude a nignog and he gave me an alabama bee sting" What is the definition of "alabama bee sting"?


hockey puck

a chick that gets passed from one hockey player to another and eventually bones the entire team

Instruction: "that dirty, dirty hockey puck has given everyone on the team a ball tounging but me" What is the definition of "hockey puck"?


hockey puck

Instruction: "it's a tough choice, which is the bigger hockey puck" What is the definition of "hockey puck"?


hockey puck

Context: i dip 1 hockey puck a day

Instruction: "i dip 1 hockey puck a day" What is the definition of "hockey puck"?


hockey puck

a black girl that likes to get [slap] from white men

Instruction: "i seen that hockey puck at the movies with that white dude again" What is the definition of "hockey puck"?


blanderspotchen

when a pregnant woman gets so angry, she has a spontaneous miscarriage

Instruction: "my baby momma got so angry last night that she popped out some blanderspotchen" What is the definition of "blanderspotchen"?


copy cating

Context: woodpecker was copy cating me

imitating, to produce a semblance or likeness of, in form, character, color, qualities, conduct, manners, and the like

Instruction: "woodpecker was copy cating me" What is the definition of "copy cating"?


dyke-tastic

the quality of being extremely dyke-ish or butch lesbian

Instruction: ""susan: "do you see that really hot girl over there?" britt: "yea, she is really dyke-tastic" What is the definition of "dyke-tastic"?


babcia

Context: for christmas we went to visit babcia

Instruction: "for christmas we went to visit babcia" What is the definition of "babcia"?


swamp ass

Instruction: "awww man after sitting down for so long i got swamp ass" What is the definition of "swamp ass"?


swamp ass

an unfortunate condition in which the taint (the often hair-bespeckled, flrshy space between balls and ass) is wallowing in the depths of a vile, festering, putrid poo swamp

Instruction: "jesus christ, i hope janice doesn't notice the permeating stench of my swamp ass while she's sucking on my balls" What is the definition of "swamp ass"?


swamp ass

"a build up of sweat and schmancter usually forming on the under carriage in the crease between the berry bag and the inner thigh

Instruction: "after several hours of worm wrestling and sword fighting, jason and eric both had terrible cases of swamp ass" What is the definition of "swamp ass"?


swamp ass

a condition caused by excessive moisture build up on one's ass, creating a very uncomfortable and disgusting situation in anal region

Instruction: "after marcus and antonia were done frolicking about they all had a terrible case of swamp ass" What is the definition of "swamp ass"?


thea au lait

Context: the tea stall sells thea au lait at rs

Instruction: "the tea stall sells thea au lait at rs" What is the definition of "thea au lait"?


berexting

the act of being berated over text message

Instruction: "i missed the last ten minutes of glee because so-and-so was berexting me" What is the definition of "berexting"?


baagee

"a term for "traitor" lifted from the maldivian dhivehi language

Instruction: ""no matter how long these baagee survives" What is the definition of "baagee"?


igger

Context: that guy don revo is a real igger

an east indian person or person of east indian decent who thinks that they are black

Instruction: "that guy don revo is a real igger" What is the definition of "igger"?


igger

Instruction: "quit trying to convince everyone that occupy wall street is hopeless, you igger" What is the definition of "igger"?


igger

Context: wow, watch out for that igger

it is the same way like callin a black man a nigger but it is directed to a indian (bad way of callin an indian)

Instruction: "wow, watch out for that igger" What is the definition of "igger"?


igger

Context: obama is an igger

Instruction: "obama is an igger" What is the definition of "igger"?


igger

Context: i said igger not nigger

igger is a word white people use cause there scared to say nigger

Instruction: "i said igger not nigger" What is the definition of "igger"?


butt slut

a woman who prefers and seeks out anal sex as often as possible

Instruction: "i miss my ex-girlfriend, rose was a total butt slut who took in the ass for hours at a time" What is the definition of "butt slut"?


butt slut

a female who is obsessed with being penetrated in the anus by the male reproductive organ

Instruction: "presenter: and the butt slut award goes to halle berry" What is the definition of "butt slut"?


beat city

Instruction: "i had a hard day at work, i am so beat city" What is the definition of "beat city"?


broneriffic

incredibly awesome, must be said with no bro-mo or no homo after it  (boner+terrific)=boneriffic boneriffic+bro=broneriffic

Instruction: "go see it it is the most broneriffic movie ever, no bro mo" What is the definition of "broneriffic"?


extreme couponing

"extreme couponing is the act of buying a rediculous amount of products at a retail store (usually grocery) for next to nothing

Instruction: "i was stuck in line at the store for half an hour because of some nut-job house wife, all thanks to extreme couponing" What is the definition of "extreme couponing"?


extreme couponing

a method invented for bored housewives and old people to torment the unfortunate person behind the counter even moreso than they usually do

Instruction: "fuck you and fuck your extreme couponing bullshit get out of my store" What is the definition of "extreme couponing"?


doucheimer

when you drink so much that you act like a douchebag, but don't remember it the next day

Instruction: "dude, you were such a doucheimer last night" What is the definition of "doucheimer"?


favicon

small icon often found to the left of the url in the address bar of a web browser

Instruction: "i often forget the name of a site but can usually id which one i want by the favicon in my favorites list" What is the definition of "favicon"?


gns

Context: aw, i'm just giving you some gns

good natured s*it light teasing done in fun

Instruction: "aw, i'm just giving you some gns" What is the definition of "gns"?


animize

the act of turning anything into an iteration of japanese anime

Instruction: "dude we should totally animize your dog it would look so kawaii" What is the definition of "animize"?


activititties

Instruction: "i was having a lot of activititties with sheila last night" What is the definition of "activititties"?


chewbacha

when a guy is giving it to a girl doggy then sticks it in her ass and she will make a sound like neeeaaaawooooooooo similar to chewbacha

Instruction: "greg was giving it to chin then he did the chewbacha and you could hear it from the basement" What is the definition of "chewbacha"?


chewbacha

to stick face in womens pelvic area and make a grr while moving head back and forth

Instruction: "i gave her chewbacha and then she left me" What is the definition of "chewbacha"?


chewbacha

to vigorously feast at a woman's privates

Instruction: "why don't you do me now and i'll chewbacha you later" What is the definition of "chewbacha"?


cannonless

a trick in the whomp's fortress level of super mario 64

Instruction: "my friend sig was doing mario speedruns last night, and he shaved some serious time off the clock by using cannonless" What is the definition of "cannonless"?


booger cape

a nice large booger that covers over the entire fingertip (once it is picked) on all sides forming this unique and rare phenomenom

Instruction: "jason picked a massive booger cape and smeared it on judy's sleeve" What is the definition of "booger cape"?


snow job

an effort to deceive, overwhelm, or persuade with insincere talk, especially flattery

Instruction: "the entire presentation was a complete snow job" What is the definition of "snow job"?


snow job

when a girl does a line of coke off of your erect dick and then proceeds to give you a blowjob

Instruction: "i got the best snow job over christmas break, man" What is the definition of "snow job"?


snow job

Instruction: "the whole thing is just another snow job by the government" What is the definition of "snow job"?


snow job

when one dashing jon snow gives his lovely lady a downstairs kiss which gets talked about for several episodes

Instruction: "'oh please darling can i have another snow job tonight?'" What is the definition of "snow job"?


snow job

the 2001 tuck rule shenanigans that overturned a tom brady fumble and allowed the patriots to force the game to overtime, and eventually win

Instruction: "the snow job was the most gut wrenching officiating decision in playoff history" What is the definition of "snow job"?


apotemnphile

an apotemnphile person is someone who gets horny by the thought of losing a body part

Instruction: "girlfriend: do you want me to blow you? apotemnphile boyfriend: no, i want you to cut of my leg" What is the definition of "apotemnphile"?


automotive bipolarism

the phenomenon of having one personality away from a car, and a polar opposite personality inside a car

Instruction: "lance's automotive bipolarism makes him an horrible and nervous wreck behind the wheel of a car" What is the definition of "automotive bipolarism"?


bohlen

(noun) a state of mind were someone looks and acts like there drunk but in all actuallaty they are sober

Instruction: "person 1 a man look at the dude driving on the side walk is he drunk?  person 2 naw man that dudes is just bohlen as shit" What is the definition of "bohlen"?


baar

Context: hey baar whats up

dutch word used for naming somebody or mutiple persons in a group

Instruction: "hey baar whats up" What is the definition of "baar"?


pulled a leatherbury

verb - when someone says they will do something then cancels last minute, usually because they have a vagina full of sand

Instruction: "steve was going to do the tough mudder with us but then he pulled a leatherbury and pussed out" What is the definition of "pulled a leatherbury"?


rfs

Instruction: "while videotaping emily and talking about salted babies, her face went from happy, to confused, to out of control rfs" What is the definition of "rfs"?


rfs

ready for sex - similar to dtf(down to fuck) meaning willing to fuck

Instruction: "bro 1: yeah i met this chick at the beach  bro 2: sweet is she rfs though?  bro 1: yeah" What is the definition of "rfs"?


rfs

(restless facebook syndrom)- the obsession of checking facebook every 30 minutes to see if you have a new notification, friend request, or farmville update

Instruction: "dude: man, john has the worst freaking case of rfs" What is the definition of "rfs"?


Context: det0r is such a leet cunt

an alias of detrimental - a known nz gamer

Instruction: "det0r is such a leet cunt" What is the definition of "det0r"?


mortar in the chamber

Instruction: "i'll come over, but i have a mortar in the chamber so i need to take care of that first" What is the definition of "mortar in the chamber"?


that thang poking

a phrase used to describe a female's [booty] that isn't too large but isn't flat, and sticks out in a cute manner

Instruction: "joshua: hey man did you see that new girl keri today? terrence: yeah she cute in the face for real for real and that thang poking" What is the definition of "that thang poking"?


ilol

Context: that cat video made me ilol

Instruction: "that cat video made me ilol" What is the definition of "ilol"?


ilol

Context: new from apple, the ilol

"another thing apple put an "i" infront of

Instruction: "new from apple, the ilol" What is the definition of "ilol"?


ilol

Context: new from apple: the ilol

"another thing apple put "i" at the beginning of

Instruction: "new from apple: the ilol" What is the definition of "ilol"?


dead bang

to have a excellent shot at someone with little chance of missing

Instruction: "take your shot, fun boy, you got me dead bang" What is the definition of "dead bang"?


lorraine star

Context: lorraine star is a twitter legend

twitter troll, rihanna look-a-like, bad bitch

Instruction: "lorraine star is a twitter legend" What is the definition of "lorraine star"?


execuspeak

Context: "ok, let's work on your execuspeak

Instruction: ""ok, let's work on your execuspeak" What is the definition of "execuspeak"?


buffet boner

an erection produced by sexual arousal due to thoughts about dining at an all-you-can-eat restaurant

Instruction: "whenever i think about going to that all-you-can-eat place, i get a buffet boner" What is the definition of "buffet boner"?


dry pencil scare of '47

"a period of time in which the global pencil economy crashed forcing pencil companies to manufacture pencils without standard moisture

Instruction: "yes, billy, the dry pencil scare of '47 was almost a catastrophe in u" What is the definition of "dry pencil scare of '47"?


anal ventriloquist

"a dude that won't own the mal effects of their own gaseous issue, instead they throw off on an unsuspecting innocent bystander

Instruction: "fuck you man, i never farted it was your fatass brother he's always opnin hiz lunch and blamin others, he's a real anal ventriloquist" What is the definition of "anal ventriloquist"?


angerfrustripissed

Instruction: "aaron is so angerfrustripissed i wouldn't talk to him right now" What is the definition of "angerfrustripissed"?


axemanship

Instruction: "the axemanship displayed at [g3] was top notch" What is the definition of "axemanship"?


dick biscuit

when a white person thinks and acts like he/she is really black and more bad ass then anyone else

Instruction: "any person that you believe is a poser or wanna be is a perfect example of a dick biscuit" What is the definition of "dick biscuit"?


eightoduecer

a median used to cover your ass when something you have is all fucked up

Instruction: ""brian: "rob the evac plan doesn't exist; what should i do?" rob: "give that mutha and eightoduecer" What is the definition of "eightoduecer"?


fuckinson's disease

the temporary twitching and quivering in the legs and/or body after a mind altering orgasm

Instruction: "i came so hard he gave me fuckinson's disease in my thighs for an hour" What is the definition of "fuckinson's disease"?


double baking

verb:  the act of baking desserts (cookies, cake, brownies) while getting stoned

Instruction: "dude, i love going over to riz's house for double baking" What is the definition of "double baking"?


double baking

"verb: to listen to one's stereo while simultaneously lying on the couch watching television with the sound turned down

Instruction: ""i was so bored that i got on the couch and spent the evening double baking with 'seinfeld' and 'exile on main street" What is the definition of "double baking"?


aquajet 9000

a made up company/brand for a hottub from the movie anchorman (see the music video/mp3 for afternoon delight), can be simply used as a term for a hottub

Instruction: "when you come over saturday we can hang out in my aquajet 9000 and have a meal of steak, waffles, french fries, and of course scotch" What is the definition of "aquajet 9000"?


bajangey

Context: hey man, that new song is bajangey

Instruction: "hey man, that new song is bajangey" What is the definition of "bajangey"?


chivery

Context: it's chivery outside

chivery (chiv'ery-ee) so cold it's chilly and makes you shiver

Instruction: "it's chivery outside" What is the definition of "chivery"?


frog job

Context: that monkey is getting a frog job

Instruction: "that monkey is getting a frog job" What is the definition of "frog job"?


frog job

the act of getting a blowjob from your girlfriend blindfolded who in turn is playing a prank on you having a frog give you a blow job

Instruction: "i was hoping for some action last night, but the bitch tricked me into getting a frog job" What is the definition of "frog job"?


flirtility

the quality or state of being flirtatious

Instruction: "he was amazed by rose's flirtility and it made him want her even more" What is the definition of "flirtility"?


awesome time

Context: akehaul causes awesome time

Instruction: "akehaul causes awesome time" What is the definition of "awesome time"?


awesome time

Instruction: "your always right on time when its awesome time" What is the definition of "awesome time"?


awesome time

phrase denoting a sensation of extreme exhileration or anticipation of success

Instruction: "when you're with mayo and tarzan, it's always awesome time" What is the definition of "awesome time"?


assbar

a common abbreviation for all star batman and robin

Instruction: ""what would you say is the worst comic book ever written? "oh man, assbar is easily the worst thing ever written" What is the definition of "assbar"?


huggy bears

Instruction: "i be goin' out with my huggy bears t'night t' pick me up some fine booty" What is the definition of "huggy bears"?


dirty janitor

during missionary sex after a long night of drinking and debauchery

Instruction: "mike was sooo drunk that he preformed the dirty janitor for the first time" What is the definition of "dirty janitor"?


dig it

Context: right around the corner? dig it

i undertand what you're saying -- we are [on the level]

Instruction: "right around the corner? dig it" What is the definition of "dig it"?


dig it

Context: right around the corner? dig it

i undertand what you're saying -- we are [on the level]

Instruction: "right around the corner? dig it" What is the definition of "dig it"?


schwab and ariana

cute couple that are totally in love with each other but do not realize it

Instruction: "schwab and ariana are always arguing but secretly like each other" What is the definition of "schwab and ariana"?


atemptamenting

(a-temp-ta-ment-ing)-the action of trying to tempts something that you meant to do in the first place

Instruction: "dude, i was atemptamenting to smoke this bowl in peace" What is the definition of "atemptamenting"?


oven mitts

"nickname of kelly gray, former [myth]/[queensryche] guitar player, producer, and current guitar player for [geoff tate]

Instruction: "kelly gray plays guitar like he's wearing a pair of oven mitts" What is the definition of "oven mitts"?


a flock of seagulls

Context: nice bed head a flock of seagulls

Instruction: "nice bed head a flock of seagulls" What is the definition of "a flock of seagulls"?


a flock of seagulls

women who flock together to make fun of, to shit on others, or to talk shit about others

Instruction: "a flock of seagulls began wispering as the nerdy girl walked by" What is the definition of "a flock of seagulls"?


going to wichita

iphone's auto correct for rubbing one off

Instruction: "before i head into work today, i am going to wichita" What is the definition of "going to wichita"?


kaiulani

Context: kaiulani is so cool

she's the best! if you were to ever meet her, you'd be mesmerized by her beauty and her kindness

Instruction: "kaiulani is so cool" What is the definition of "kaiulani"?


argileh

the tobacco that is smoked in a hookah, also knows as shisha and narghile

Instruction: "who wants to smoke some of that argileh out of my hookah" What is the definition of "argileh"?


chwhoreleader

an indiscriminant, slutty, poor, dirty girl who is usually self-centered and typically a flunker

Instruction: "mary like serially dates athletes at my school, one a week, she's such a chwhoreleader" What is the definition of "chwhoreleader"?


cheesetard

Context: stop being a cheesetard

noun: a person who is being brainlessly retarded

Instruction: "stop being a cheesetard" What is the definition of "cheesetard"?


bong mustache

the brown resin mustache you get around your mouth from smoking out of a dirty bong

Instruction: "when i get famous like marylyn monroe and they ask me what i wear to bed i'm going to say, my bong mustache" What is the definition of "bong mustache"?


dirty tony

a sex act between two gay men in which the active partner rubs his dick in the passive partner's hair after he has already cum

Instruction: "brandon was such a bottom bitch that he let this guy give him a dirty tony" What is the definition of "dirty tony"?


dirty tony

whenever you pay an illegal immigrant (usually a wetback)to choke you while you masturbate

Instruction: "i went to home depot and saw some mexican bitch so i decided to try to see if i can try a dirty tony" What is the definition of "dirty tony"?


dirty tony

when someone sticks their toe in the anus of their partner, then wipes the toe across their partners face, giving them a moustace made of feces

Instruction: "peco pulled his toe out of arins ass and have her a dirty tony" What is the definition of "dirty tony"?


doushy

Context: dont be a doushy like liam

Instruction: "dont be a doushy like liam" What is the definition of "doushy"?


douche dildo

Instruction: "person 1: look at that faggot over there pissing in people's beers person 2: what a douche dildo douche dildo: yo fuck you i'll piss in your asshole" What is the definition of "douche dildo"?


fannytastic

something thats just sooo good its better than fantastic its fannytastic!

Instruction: "have u seen that subaru? yeah its fannytastic" What is the definition of "fannytastic"?


fannytastic

Context: last night was so fannytastic

a word used instead of fantastic to show how fannytastic something was

Instruction: "last night was so fannytastic" What is the definition of "fannytastic"?


lathered up

the point reached where one is extremely intoxicated from consuming copious amounts of alcohol

Instruction: "1- did ryan just pee on that door? 2- yeah he did, so what? 1- he must've been pretty lathered up" What is the definition of "lathered up"?


lathered up

Instruction: ""1) "dude, check out ella janes on webcam, shes getting lathered up and its proper hot" What is the definition of "lathered up"?


bookpack

"a false mixture of the words "bookbag" and "backpack" that is commonly said by foreign students

Instruction: "sophia: can you believe it? a whole bookpack was stolen from studio" What is the definition of "bookpack"?


manly cute

muscular, handsome, everything every girl wants in a guy

Instruction: "kitty: you know what you are? niko: what? kitty: manly cute c=  niko: -_-" What is the definition of "manly cute"?


blfnj

abbrevation for budd lake fucking new jersey

Instruction: "i am gonna pick up some whippany sluts and bring em back to blfnj" What is the definition of "blfnj"?


balrogged

"to aggressively or epically troll an individual of such a high standard that it deserves a higher word than "trolled"

Instruction: "to have balrogged one must have humiliated another by pointing out their stupidity for all others to see" What is the definition of "balrogged"?


despotism

Context: despotism sucks

the worst form of government in civilization 3

Instruction: "despotism sucks" What is the definition of "despotism"?


joustin

transitive and intransitive verb to offer to participate in sexual activities with somebody in return for money or juice

Instruction: "tim took his skyline to the main gate to participate in some serious joustin" What is the definition of "joustin"?


joustin

Instruction: "me and my nigga rolled up to the club popped a pill and we was straight joustin" What is the definition of "joustin"?


babooned

getting your ass fucked so hard you look like a red assed macaque

Instruction: ""bitch, why you walkin funny? "cuz that boy last night babooned my ass" What is the definition of "babooned"?


babooned

"the new word to replace the tiresome "pissed" "hammered" or plain old "drunk""

Instruction: "jesus christ, your as babooned as george best" What is the definition of "babooned"?


catching dodo eggs

the act of forming a basket with your hands to catch the eggs of extremely extinct birds

Instruction: "mcreasonable: today we are going to learn catching dodo eggs club: question mark" What is the definition of "catching dodo eggs"?


defongalate

Instruction: "i had way too much to drink last night and in the end i had to defongalate" What is the definition of "defongalate"?


alchestbreach

quite possibly one of the funniest youtube personalities out there

Instruction: ""person 1: "yea i was watching this alchestbreach video and i crapped my pants laughing" What is the definition of "alchestbreach"?


chunka dunkin'

term used to describe the act of skinny dipping for a really fat person

Instruction: ""omg is taylor skinny dipping?  "no she is too fat to be skinny dipping, she is chunka dunkin' "" What is the definition of "chunka dunkin'"?


dinoswhore

Context: kate moss is a way sexy dinoswhore

"(pronounce just like "dinosaur")  an almost extinct famous person i

Instruction: "kate moss is a way sexy dinoswhore" What is the definition of "dinoswhore"?


bleezeness

the moment before initiating in the smoking of a fatty ass bleeze

Instruction: "alright guys, lets get down to bleezeness" What is the definition of "bleezeness"?


ambulam

Instruction: "ooooo, did you see the ambulam goin down the street??" What is the definition of "ambulam"?


abigail breslin

a great actress, currently known for he role as olive in the movie [little miss sunshine]

Instruction: "abigail breslin was great in little miss sunshine, my new favorite movie" What is the definition of "abigail breslin"?


abigail breslin

Instruction: "abigail breslin was in little miss sunshine" What is the definition of "abigail breslin"?


chicken heads

Context: those girls are chicken heads

a girl who performs oral-sex on men alot

Instruction: "those girls are chicken heads" What is the definition of "chicken heads"?


chicken heads

Context: those girls are chicken heads

a girl who performs oral-sex on men alot

Instruction: "those girls are chicken heads" What is the definition of "chicken heads"?


cumfuckery

a situation in which things are so fucked that it is beyond a cluster fuck

Instruction: "what is this cumfuckery? it turned into a cumfuckery when he married his sister" What is the definition of "cumfuckery"?


dronarchy

Instruction: "dronarchy is similar to a hierarchy system installed currently in the u/s and being expanded to surveil the general public" What is the definition of "dronarchy"?


anti prison rape movement

a movement that seeks to make it where if a guy is raped in prison he can sue the government because of it

Instruction: "john is in the anti prison rape movement" What is the definition of "anti prison rape movement"?


cover story

Instruction: "that was probably just cover story they tried to give me" What is the definition of "cover story"?


cover story

being so popular you are on the cover of a magazine

Instruction: "fallout boy was nobody, but by fall they were a cover story" What is the definition of "cover story"?


spermbrows

when ones eyebrows resembles that of a sperm's anatomy

Instruction: "check that chick out, she waxed her eyebrows into spermbrows" What is the definition of "spermbrows"?


punes

Context: "i heard bob has some small punes

Instruction: ""i heard bob has some small punes" What is the definition of "punes"?


home improvement

Context: home improvement rocks

one of the best, most enjoyable tv shows in history

Instruction: "home improvement rocks" What is the definition of "home improvement"?


home improvement

Context: home improvement sucks

one of the worst and most messed up tv shows in history

Instruction: "home improvement sucks" What is the definition of "home improvement"?


crista

Context: crista beautiful

crista is a very beautiful women with a bright future ahead of her

Instruction: "crista beautiful" What is the definition of "crista"?


crista

Context: crista beautiful

crista is a very beautiful women with a bright future ahead of her

Instruction: "crista beautiful" What is the definition of "crista"?


schizoframic

Instruction: "jenny were concerned, we have spoken to a psychlogist and we fear you may be schizoframic" What is the definition of "schizoframic"?


bitter barn

Instruction: "jimmy, are you ever going to forgive the teacher for that grade or are you going to live in the bitter barn 'til next century?" What is the definition of "bitter barn"?


chinese gas pedal

when one presses one's foot against another person's crotch really hard

Instruction: "ugh, john just gave me a chinese gas pedal and my weiner hurts now" What is the definition of "chinese gas pedal"?


bullshit vote

during the run-up to an election, all manner of extravagant promises are made, and after the election nothing is done

Instruction: "the ruling party won with a bullshit vote because nothing has improved since they've held power" What is the definition of "bullshit vote"?


30 second tokio romance

1) a fan of 30 seconds to mars, tokio hotel, and my chemical romance

Instruction: "1) i'm a die hard 30 second tokio romance fan" What is the definition of "30 second tokio romance"?


magik

Context: wiccans sometimes use magik

"a take on the word "magic" to signify real magic

Instruction: "wiccans sometimes use magik" What is the definition of "magik"?


magik

Context: wow, that magik makes me arroused

an incredibly sexy young female whom both males and females want to have sexual relations with

Instruction: "wow, that magik makes me arroused" What is the definition of "magik"?


magik

Context: omg, you so magik

being a drag queen, being able to rub your chest all day long while moaning

Instruction: "omg, you so magik" What is the definition of "magik"?


manscuse

lame reason men give for not doing the most basic of things

Instruction: ""his manscuse for not getting a table was, "i didn't know what name the reservation was under, or how many, so i decided to just wait for you" What is the definition of "manscuse"?


accident pants

what happens when you try to carefully let out a [fart] and you end up [shitting] your pants

Instruction: "jonathan had a serious case accident pants the other day at lunch" What is the definition of "accident pants"?


cock tattoo

to slap a female in the face with your cock hard enough to leave a mark that outlines over half your penis

Instruction: "bitch bit me while giving me head so i gave her a cock tattoo that lasted for a week" What is the definition of "cock tattoo"?


mohang

the ass hair that lies between the frontal area and the asshole

Instruction: "hadrian: i need to trim my extremley long jewish mohang" What is the definition of "mohang"?


blasphile

a combination of blasphemy and philosopher  describing one who has no fear of and indeed loves especially irreverent ideas and to whom nothing is sacred

Instruction: ""bill hicks is the comedian for any blasphile" What is the definition of "blasphile"?


framping

Instruction: "you: want to go framping this weekend?  me: i would be an asshole if i didn't want to" What is the definition of "framping"?


framping

to slap your penis across another's face, leaving a mushroom mark, while they call you peter frampton repeatedly

Instruction: "that framping a received last night was extravagant" What is the definition of "framping"?


framping

Instruction: "my brothers & i are going going framping this weekend" What is the definition of "framping"?


baby flume

Instruction: "after the first couple of children michelle duggar's vagina had become a baby flume" What is the definition of "baby flume"?


dat booty

the most annoying thing you will ever hear from wannabes

Instruction: "guy 1: damn gurl she fine  guy 2: hell yeah dat booty so fly guy 2: id tap that" What is the definition of "dat booty"?


a funky chicken

Instruction: "pour some rum in my eggnog, i feel for a funky chicken" What is the definition of "a funky chicken"?


bone droop

"the loss of an erection or overall sexual arousal due to the sudden visual of a hideous looking individual

Instruction: "ugh, i was trolling the craigslist casual encounters, clicked on a chicks ad, took one look at her, and had immediate bone droop" What is the definition of "bone droop"?


biatcherry

Instruction: "girl 1: so how is it living in a house with 5 other girls? girl 2: the biatcherry there is enough to make me scream" What is the definition of "biatcherry"?


coochie cutter

it's when a women wears very tight pants that forms a camel toe

Instruction: "damn seline dem pants don't fit you , them pants is giving you a coochie cutter" What is the definition of "coochie cutter"?


belangero

fucking someone in there ass while they are takeing a shit

Instruction: "i gave my mom a belangero and she couldnt shit right for a week" What is the definition of "belangero"?


aformist

one who doesn't restrict themselves to known forms or patterns

Instruction: "i dunno, i think judy's been acting a bit aformist lately" What is the definition of "aformist"?


air traffic control

quite possibly the most important job in ensuring safety across the world

Instruction: "wow, thanks to my great air traffic control skill, i helped 10,000 people take off and land safely and on time today" What is the definition of "air traffic control"?


air traffic control

a way of indirectly calling a person out on something

Instruction: "ksht - this is air traffic control to urban dictionary, stop being so amazing, over" What is the definition of "air traffic control"?


air traffic control

a game played by airline [pilot]s and air traffic controllers

Instruction: "flying used to be fun, but its not with this air traffic control shit" What is the definition of "air traffic control"?


gaywalk

gaywalk(verb, noun, adverb) walking on partner's well-oiled back, whilst only wearing trendy-ass shoes

Instruction: "justin bought some fabulous shoes so that he could gaywalk on his partner after amazing anal sex; he is a homosexual" What is the definition of "gaywalk"?


dialed in

to have a sequence or procedure mastered to where it is almost second nature

Instruction: "i beat ganon so many times that summer, i had the whole game pretty much dialed in" What is the definition of "dialed in"?


blue tool

a person who uses their blue tooth headset when unnecessary, or leaves attached in ear when not having a conversation

Instruction: "person 1: do you see that blue tool over there, the one sitting down, not doing anything but still using their headset?  person 2: yeah" What is the definition of "blue tool"?


blue tool

a person who walks around with their blue tooth on and has extremely loud conversations in public, seemingly enjoying sharing their business with strangers

Instruction: "it was bad enough i had to wait in line for 20 minutes, let alone having to hear some blue tool behind me yapping away" What is the definition of "blue tool"?


blue tool

a condescending asshole who goes everyhwhere with their blue tooth head piece on, even when quite inappropriate

Instruction: "jim, did you see that blue tool in church receiving communion with his earpiece on?" What is the definition of "blue tool"?


bfhns

Instruction: "" "dear sweet jesus, that fellow over yonder has a serious case bfhns" What is the definition of "bfhns"?


ayanami

pilot of the [evangelion] unit-00 prototype

Instruction: "ayanami rei, 14 years old, designated pilot of unit-00" What is the definition of "ayanami"?


ayanami

a japanese war ship that was sunken in world war 2

Instruction: "the ayanami isn't just a anime character" What is the definition of "ayanami"?


ayanami

"a female character in the controversial anime series "neon genesis evangelion"

Instruction: ""rei ayanami is one of the most interesting and complex characters in the anime series:"neon genesis evangelion"" What is the definition of "ayanami"?


ayanami

Instruction: "those gainax cretins should have made the whole show about ayanami" What is the definition of "ayanami"?


b.u.v.

Context: porno star brianna banks has a b.u.v.

Instruction: "porno star brianna banks has a b.u.v." What is the definition of "b.u.v."?


hipster paintball

Instruction: "hey, where are caleb and lafe? they were trimming their beards earlier, now they're playing hipster paintball" What is the definition of "hipster paintball"?


coon doo

derogatory racial term to call a person of indian/pakistani ethnicity

Instruction: ""apu, the quick-e mart clerk is a coon doo" What is the definition of "coon doo"?


captain planet

Instruction: "captain planet has a better mullet than patrick swayze" What is the definition of "captain planet"?


captain planet

a treehugging super hero who while the planeteers weren't looking used aerosol cans, left the water running while brushing his teeth, and didn't recycle

Instruction: "after secretly dumping toxic waste into the great lakes, captain planet got serviced by one of his planeteers" What is the definition of "captain planet"?


captain planet

"the "god" worshiped by the democratic party

Instruction: "just go to one of their environmental rallies and you will see democrats praying to and worshiping captain planet" What is the definition of "captain planet"?


captain planet

receiving fellatio or head while eating a hot pocket, usually a hot pocket with cheese in it

Instruction: "yeah that hoe gave me a captain planet last sat" What is the definition of "captain planet"?


big book

"the "bible" of alcoholics anonymous ([aa])

Instruction: "i'm going to a big book study meeting tonight, as part of my [90 in 90]" What is the definition of "big book"?


big book

"this book will bring you to the path of a happy destiny as long as you follow the steps

Instruction: "the 12 steps of aa are outlined in the big book" What is the definition of "big book"?


aesthetic perfection

not to be confused with the myspace group which stole the name, aesthetic perfection is an electro/alternative musical project from hollywood, ca

Instruction: "that myspace group aesthetic perfection just stole their name from that industrial band" What is the definition of "aesthetic perfection"?


aesthetic perfection

one of the firsts, most elite [perfection groups] founded on [myspace], the owner is adrian aka [fakefaggot], and co-owned by [kristin vance]

Instruction: "aesthetic perfection wouldn't accept such an emo fattie like you" What is the definition of "aesthetic perfection"?


aleea

Context: aleea rocks bitchsss

Instruction: "aleea rocks bitchsss" What is the definition of "aleea"?


groucho glasses

making sure your victim has a large mustache

Instruction: "it's hard to recognize him because he's wearing my man parts as groucho glasses" What is the definition of "groucho glasses"?


deep rubbage

having ones fully clothed croth rubbed by a fully clothed lady's crotch

Instruction: "jesus, there was some deep rubbage last night, nearly got all unmoralistic on her features" What is the definition of "deep rubbage"?


ass crayon

the resultant fecal protrusion as result of fighting off the imminent need to defecate, that has moved beyond the [turtle head] stage

Instruction: "not wanting to crap in the pub's gnarly toilet, drew knew his wiggling ass crayon would make quite a masterpiece as he waddled his way home" What is the definition of "ass crayon"?


betterest

the best, its better than better, it's the betterest!!

Instruction: "my dead baby collection is the betterest" What is the definition of "betterest"?


betterest

Context: alex is the betterest

Instruction: "alex is the betterest" What is the definition of "betterest"?


betterest

Context: this is the betterest pie ever

meaning the best in the both known and unknown universe

Instruction: "this is the betterest pie ever" What is the definition of "betterest"?


american football

let me tell you something: pads ain't going to help you when you have a 250 lb guy taking a helmet-shoulder shot at your knee

Instruction: "american football is rough, rugby is rough" What is the definition of "american football"?


american football

to all thse idiots going on about pansy cunt american football players and shit, i bet uve never even played the damn game! i'm aussie and i prefer gridiron

Instruction: "american football is the most intense, crazy and fun sport in existence" What is the definition of "american football"?


american football

a game where a 300+ lb guy (no not all of them) can run a 4

Instruction: "and to the aussies calling american football players and fans fat and such" What is the definition of "american football"?


american football

american football originates from the english sport of rugby

Instruction: "each season the national football league organizes the most popular american football teams for five months of hard-hitting action" What is the definition of "american football"?


bropan

Context: i call my smoke buddie bropan

a nickname given to your smoke buddie that is almost like your brother, bro

Instruction: "i call my smoke buddie bropan" What is the definition of "bropan"?


chinchilla bastage

a person who is a dumbass and/or complete imbosile

Instruction: "shut up you chinchilla bastage  chinchilla bastage" What is the definition of "chinchilla bastage"?


clacker valve

Instruction: ""got this lady back to mine last night and i give her one right up the clacker valve" What is the definition of "clacker valve"?


big timing

the act of screening a phone call with caller id and not taking the call

Instruction: ""i called you three times yesterday, what are you big timing me?  "you better not big time me when i call, asshole" What is the definition of "big timing"?


artish

Context: yo dawg, that artish stole my girl

Instruction: "yo dawg, that artish stole my girl" What is the definition of "artish"?


blakc

Context: wow hes such a blakc guy

Instruction: "wow hes such a blakc guy" What is the definition of "blakc"?


fort wayne

a town in northeast indiana with a population of nearly 250,000 people

Instruction: "me: wanna go to fort wayne tomorrow? you: yeah a new movie just came out and i know it will be playing at jefferson pointe" What is the definition of "fort wayne"?


fort wayne

a city in northern indiana that has a population of around 250,000 and is surrounded by other smaller communities

Instruction: "dude, fort wayne is great, i am so totally making another trip to jefferson pointe tomorrow" What is the definition of "fort wayne"?


fort wayne

Context: fort wayne

Instruction: "fort wayne" What is the definition of "fort wayne"?


fort wayne

Instruction: "dude, some genious made the first tv in fort wayne" What is the definition of "fort wayne"?


fort wayne

Instruction: "there isnt much about fort wayne to even mention" What is the definition of "fort wayne"?


durbrain

a common insult among 2-8 year olds, often uttered when under verbal attack or in protection of ones reputution or status

Instruction: ""you're not coming to my party, you durbrain  "be quiet marie, you are a durbarian""" What is the definition of "durbrain"?


medieval ugly

Context: elizabeth is medieval ugly

when you are so ugly that you would even be considered ugly back in times when they had no toothbrushes, braces, and flushing toilets

Instruction: "elizabeth is medieval ugly" What is the definition of "medieval ugly"?


avneet

Context: that beautiful girl is an avneet

a beautiful, intelligent, and awesome person who may be a little short

Instruction: "that beautiful girl is an avneet" What is the definition of "avneet"?


avneet

Instruction: "that girl avneet is [gorgeous], she should be a [model]" What is the definition of "avneet"?


avneet

Instruction: "guy 1: dam your girl cheated on you?? guy 2: yea mann what can i say dat otha guy was a real avneet guy 1: tough luck bro =(" What is the definition of "avneet"?


40 cal

Context: "akon- "i keep the 40 cal on my side

Instruction: ""akon- "i keep the 40 cal on my side" What is the definition of "40 cal"?


40 cal

Instruction: ""man 1 : "i just bought a 40 cal for $50"" What is the definition of "40 cal"?


clit hopper

hopping from one womans clit to the next in any kind of chat rooms

Instruction: "dev is such a clit hopper with the women in chat" What is the definition of "clit hopper"?


herb monkey

Instruction: "1 - she smoking so much weed now 2 - i know she's such a herb monkey" What is the definition of "herb monkey"?


ali f

Context: ali f fought in vietnam

the predessesor to ali g, who is poised to be taken over by ali h

Instruction: "ali f fought in vietnam" What is the definition of "ali f"?


cool-cool-awesome

Context: band is cool-cool-awesome

Instruction: "band is cool-cool-awesome" What is the definition of "cool-cool-awesome"?


double muffler

it is a sexual act involving at least three people, two which are male

Instruction: "girl, last night terrance and jamal gave me the double muffler hard" What is the definition of "double muffler"?


bullshit meter

Context: the bullshit meter is now at 10

it tells how much bullshit is in a certain place

Instruction: "the bullshit meter is now at 10" What is the definition of "bullshit meter"?


hambeast

hambeast is one of those words which may have originated with [something awful]

Instruction: "look at this picture and tell me fud isn't a hambeast" What is the definition of "hambeast"?


hambeast

"an extremely obese mass of flesh that is collectively thought of as human

Instruction: "snowpony, lose some weight you damn hambeast" What is the definition of "hambeast"?


hambeast

attractive piece of meat, person who could be considered to be on the meat market, available, tasty and delicious

Instruction: "that hambeast i slept with last night rocked my world" What is the definition of "hambeast"?


be polite, pass to the right

this is the proper direction to pass a joint/blunt/bowl/any type of [marijuana] smoking

Instruction: "come on ike be polite, pass to the right" What is the definition of "be polite, pass to the right"?


ahh nooe. d:

used to depict unlucky moments and make a funny twist to them

Instruction: "person 1: *drops glass - shatters on floor* person 2: ahh nooe. d:" What is the definition of "ahh nooe. d:"?


holy shit

Context: 1) holy shit

1) an exclamation, usually one of amazement  2) feces that are considered to be either worthy of reverence, associated with divine powers, or spiritually clean

Instruction: "1) holy shit" What is the definition of "holy shit"?


holy shit

Context: holy shit

Instruction: "holy shit" What is the definition of "holy shit"?


holy shit

Instruction: "dude yesterday, i went to church and took a holy shit" What is the definition of "holy shit"?


holy shit

Context: holy shit jay, that is freaking crazy

"a term said in amazement, came from a man who laughed so hard he shitted his pants

Instruction: "holy shit jay, that is freaking crazy" What is the definition of "holy shit"?


glennys

Instruction: "man i wish that girl were more like glennys" What is the definition of "glennys"?


enseeiht

Context: toulouse france enseeiht

one of the best engineering schools in france pronounced n7

Instruction: "toulouse france enseeiht" What is the definition of "enseeiht"?


butter tart

Instruction: "i didn't even have to ask her- that butter tart knew i wanted a blow job" What is the definition of "butter tart"?


butter tart

a sexual maneuver, in which a man, masturbates his erect penis, directly on top of the woman's genitalia

Instruction: "'hey baby, can you come butter tart me?' 'baby - i would love to get all up in that, and butter tart the heck outta you'" What is the definition of "butter tart"?


bad mutha

Context: *cough* bad mutha

someone who owns there location on a regular basis

Instruction: "*cough* bad mutha" What is the definition of "bad mutha"?


v out

Context: alright, i've gotta get going-- v out

"the v makes a peace sign-- therefore, making it "peace out""

Instruction: "alright, i've gotta get going-- v out" What is the definition of "v out"?


dc united

Context: dc united fucking owns

a football team (or soccer, whatever floats your boat) that has dominated mls this 2006 season

Instruction: "dc united fucking owns" What is the definition of "dc united"?


bubbling butthole

when you have been drinking and eating greasy foods all day out in public and your ocd about using your own bathroom

Instruction: "dude these bathrooms at nascar are disgusting what do i do i got that bubbling butthole" What is the definition of "bubbling butthole"?


business suit

Context: "hey kim, let me see your business suit

Instruction: ""hey kim, let me see your business suit" What is the definition of "business suit"?


business suit

Instruction: "woke up sunday morning with my business suit" What is the definition of "business suit"?


69 feeling fine

Context: wow, i am goddamn 69 feeling fine

the feeling that you get when shit leaves your asshole

Instruction: "wow, i am goddamn 69 feeling fine" What is the definition of "69 feeling fine"?