ncr

the ncr is the new calfornia republic from fallout new vegas

Instruction: "legion soilder: hey ncr dude im gona take over hoover- ncr ranger: kills legoin before saying hoover dam* take over what?" What is the definition of "ncr"?


ncr

a non-profit organisation who act to destroy all sandcastles on [rhyl] and other local welsh beaches

Instruction: "oh my, ncr just came and layed the smackdown on my sandcastle empire" What is the definition of "ncr"?


ncr

Context: ncr was a important competitor for ibm

Instruction: "ncr was a important competitor for ibm" What is the definition of "ncr"?


dirt bike shop

is where anyone can go to get shit for riding, boys and girls who kick ass

Instruction: "hey guy, hey girl, lets go to the dirt bike shop and buy a new flag so we can go race" What is the definition of "dirt bike shop"?


snoopervision

supervision for the expressed purpose of making sure there is no snooping done

Instruction: ""to your roommate: "don't let my parents into my room without your snoopervision" What is the definition of "snoopervision"?


dirty third

the third coast, part of the south that has coastline on the gulf of mexico

Instruction: "the dirty third roll candy, ya haters and ya hoes can't stand it" What is the definition of "dirty third"?


dirty third

Context: you know i rep da dirty third

Instruction: "you know i rep da dirty third" What is the definition of "dirty third"?


akward cthulu

noun-when something is so akward that a turtle will not be akward enough

Instruction: ""my five friends and i were so disturbed by the movie that they stood up in the theatre and made an akward cthulu" What is the definition of "akward cthulu"?


kettle-ing

enclosing ones self in a confined, small area whilst smoking a joint

Instruction: "oi mate, wanna go kettle-ing tonight?  yeah bruv" What is the definition of "kettle-ing"?


babinka

Context: now thats a babinka

a term used as a sexual position where it causes the female to be in pain but male have a massive amazing orgasm

Instruction: "now thats a babinka" What is the definition of "babinka"?


freshist

where a person acts in a discriminatory manner towards a freshie, as in, a fresh off the banana boat immigrant

Instruction: "yo pav you freshist why you only paying that freshie �5 a week?" What is the definition of "freshist"?


flick tap

Instruction: "dude,i totally seen my dad flick tap my mom" What is the definition of "flick tap"?


comsu

Context: there's no pie left? comsu

Instruction: "there's no pie left? comsu" What is the definition of "comsu"?


clafford

Context: that kid sure is a clafford

of or relating to something rancid and or stinking in its natural habitit

Instruction: "that kid sure is a clafford" What is the definition of "clafford"?


calzer

Context: he did a calzer

shagging with your friends mum who you met on xbox because you never go out!

Instruction: "he did a calzer" What is the definition of "calzer"?


bake off

a competitition who can smoke the most [chronic] without going down for the count

Instruction: "dude, i smoked that dude under the table in that bake off" What is the definition of "bake off"?


bake off

"when two or more stoners get together and see who can smoke more pot

Instruction: "dude, mike totally dominated us all at the bake off last night" What is the definition of "bake off"?


bake off

Context: this bake off title is mine

a competition to determine who can bake the best [air biscuit]

Instruction: "this bake off title is mine" What is the definition of "bake off"?


adaired

when you are flashed by a platinum blonde

Instruction: "i was driving to work when i was adaired by daisy" What is the definition of "adaired"?


brown microphone

to sing or serenade into one's bumhole therefore mimicking a microphone that is brown

Instruction: ""tariq: "last nizzight clay aiken sang an incredible melody into m'a brown microphone" What is the definition of "brown microphone"?


brown microphone

to sing or serenade into one's bumhole therefore mimicking a microphone that is brown

Instruction: ""tariq: "last nizzight clay aiken sang an incredible melody into m'a brown microphone" What is the definition of "brown microphone"?


brown microphone

to sing or serenade into one's bumhole therefore mimicking the action of singing into a microphone that happens to be brown

Instruction: ""tariq: "last nightt clay aiken sang an incredible melody into m'a brown microphone" What is the definition of "brown microphone"?


coing

when two or more people are going somewhere

Instruction: ""where will all you guys be tonight??  "we are all coing to the movies" What is the definition of "coing"?


gene pool

a pool in which the depth of the pool indicates the health of a person's genetic background

Instruction: "the bush family is a prime example of a family that has been swimming in the shallow end of the gene pool for over 100 years" What is the definition of "gene pool"?


gene pool

filling a persons inny belly button full of semen

Instruction: "i pulled out and gave kristie a gene pool" What is the definition of "gene pool"?


gene pool

all the humans together, referring to the genes for reproduction

Instruction: "he removed himself from the gene pool by falling into the shredder's hopper while cutting branches" What is the definition of "gene pool"?


ruggers

the term rugby players use to describe themselves

Instruction: ""oh shit, here come the rest of the ruggers "where my ruggers at" What is the definition of "ruggers"?


ruggers

Context: you playing ruggers tonight?

Instruction: "you playing ruggers tonight?" What is the definition of "ruggers"?


ruggers

Context: im wearing ruggers motherfuker

dam that be some home grown aussie brand o' shorts

Instruction: "im wearing ruggers motherfuker" What is the definition of "ruggers"?


bunny killer

Context: molly is a total bunny killer

someone who is sick (a cold, flu, conjunctivits etc

Instruction: "molly is a total bunny killer" What is the definition of "bunny killer"?


bandner

Instruction: "mathias is bandner cuz he gave up ishaan for harsh" What is the definition of "bandner"?


blubber shirt

the oversized t-shirt that a obese person wears at a waterpark or swimming to cover their immense flab

Instruction: "her: did you see the size of the cannonball that guy did?  him: what guy?  her: that guy, the one in the blubber shirt" What is the definition of "blubber shirt"?


baab

like a ba (bad ass) instead it is a bad ass at birth

Instruction: "wow you ding dong ditched a house with no one in it you are a total baab" What is the definition of "baab"?


baab

like a ba (bad ass) instead it is a bad ass at birth

Instruction: "wow you ding dong ditched a house with no one in it you are a total baab" What is the definition of "baab"?


fiscal cliff

an opportunity for politicians to do what they do best: get on tv and scare the bejeezus out of people

Instruction: "boehner and obama got some quality air time on tv while stocks crashed because they can't reach a deal on the fiscal cliff" What is the definition of "fiscal cliff"?


black out integra

the black out integra is a 1991 acura integra that roams the streets of levittown pa, the blackout gets it's name from it's look, black body,black rims and tinted windows

Instruction: "person:1 hey did you see that integra go by that thing was hauling person:2 yea that's the black out integra dude's been kicking everyone's ass all over bristol" What is the definition of "black out integra"?


bent over without a reacharound

in court of law, to be given a strict  sentence for the crimes one has committed

Instruction: ""man a: "damn they gave you six years in prison for robbing a convenience store?"  man b: "yeah, talk about being bent over without a reacharound" What is the definition of "bent over without a reacharound"?


a poppy

Context: mike is having a poppy with kiki

Instruction: "mike is having a poppy with kiki" What is the definition of "a poppy"?


courtesy suckle

a kindly gesture by a woman blessed with an ample, shapely busom who allows someone obsessed by her breasts to suckle her nipples as an erotic courtesy

Instruction: "claudius was so obsessed by aurelianne's massive, pillow-y breasts that she, flattered by his attention to them, allowed him a courtesy suckle" What is the definition of "courtesy suckle"?


cornbreaded

Context: jim cornbreaded his girl last night

when a man poops on a girls breast and proceeds to get a boob job while the poop is in between her breasts

Instruction: "jim cornbreaded his girl last night" What is the definition of "cornbreaded"?


bowl echo

the awesome sound produced by letting one off whilst sitting on the toilet

Instruction: "dude, that fuckin' bowl echo was awesome" What is the definition of "bowl echo"?


tricks

Context: that hoe turns like 100 tricks a day

Instruction: "that hoe turns like 100 tricks a day" What is the definition of "tricks"?


tricks

Context: that hoe be turnin' tricks every nite

Instruction: "that hoe be turnin' tricks every nite" What is the definition of "tricks"?


ticky

Context: you've given me a ticky you bastard

Instruction: "you've given me a ticky you bastard" What is the definition of "ticky"?


ticky

"a shot in 3-cushion billiards which follows this order: rail, ball, rail, ball

Instruction: "i was going to play this an around the table shot, until i realised there was a really easy way to shoot it as a ticky" What is the definition of "ticky"?


ticky

Context: ticky just gave me a dollar

an awesome girl addicted to alex from all time low

Instruction: "ticky just gave me a dollar" What is the definition of "ticky"?


adpi

Context: i'm so damn proud to be an adpi

"nickname for [alpha delta pi] sorority  also spelled "a dee pi""

Instruction: "i'm so damn proud to be an adpi" What is the definition of "adpi"?


blackpool pier

"a code word used for a homosexual or "queer"

Instruction: "dude, watch yourself, there's a blackpool pier behind you" What is the definition of "blackpool pier"?


blackpool pier

having doggy sex with someone who's so born and bred in [blackpool] that when they breath you can smell that sweet mixture of sea salt and shit on their breath

Instruction: "'ar kid reckons she's half preston but i'm sure as shit stinks it was blackpool pier" What is the definition of "blackpool pier"?


ike'd

Context: i cant believe you ike'd her

Instruction: "i cant believe you ike'd her" What is the definition of "ike'd"?


ike'd

when you are invited to an event, confirm attendance, and then ditch at the last second

Instruction: "erich said he would show up, i guess he just ike'd us again" What is the definition of "ike'd"?


beef hole

Instruction: "i pulled apart her beef curtains and stuck my dick in her beef hole" What is the definition of "beef hole"?


azrief

Context: azrief isn't the one who wrote this

a term to describe a guy that was raised by wolves

Instruction: "azrief isn't the one who wrote this" What is the definition of "azrief"?


brittneee

known widely as a slut in the rave/club scene

Instruction: "look at her over there she's such a brittneee" What is the definition of "brittneee"?


chrisco

Context: he is so chrisco

to mimic or copy someone, usually friends, to become socially acceptable

Instruction: "he is so chrisco" What is the definition of "chrisco"?


chrisco

to not want to help anyone but ones self

Instruction: "taking a sale (ninga) means your a chrisco" What is the definition of "chrisco"?


boomleur

not a explosion but something thats loud and makes girls  and guys freak out

Instruction: "dude that car crash was boomleur last night" What is the definition of "boomleur"?


ating

Instruction: "short stuff is ating a boy older than her" What is the definition of "ating"?


brown gears

Context: brown gears ?

poo'ing on the surface below your feet and running on the spot

Instruction: "brown gears ?" What is the definition of "brown gears"?


6 nations ellis

Context: "oh shit, 6 nations ellis is back

"this foul creature comes out once a year at the beginning of february

Instruction: ""oh shit, 6 nations ellis is back" What is the definition of "6 nations ellis"?


shirtboob

Context: wow look at that girls shirtboob

when a girl has big boobs, but is wearing an unshapely t shirt

Instruction: "wow look at that girls shirtboob" What is the definition of "shirtboob"?


juxtapositioning

sexual intercourse between english teachers

Instruction: "i just saw mr lester and mrs tate juxtapositioning in the library" What is the definition of "juxtapositioning"?


absospaminlutly

Context: that spam is absospaminlutly spamtastic

Instruction: "that spam is absospaminlutly spamtastic" What is the definition of "absospaminlutly"?


cramered

when you follow the advice of cnbc's james j

Instruction: "i bought dicks sporting goods (dks:nyse) and subsequently got cramered when the company dropped after earnings" What is the definition of "cramered"?


cramered

Context: man, that guy just cramered you

Instruction: " man, that guy just cramered you" What is the definition of "cramered"?


jojee

Instruction: "bee: you know the best thing that has ever happen to me?  sam: what? bee: jojee" What is the definition of "jojee"?


clitton

a man given to sexual weakness, such as the seducing of women far younger and less established than himself, as did president bill clinton with monica lewinsky

Instruction: "doe, you nuttin butta wack daddy clitton" What is the definition of "clitton"?


clitton

Instruction: "john: who are you voting for? dave: clitton" What is the definition of "clitton"?


some jerk with nothing better to do than fake this bogus [ip address] and infect me! if someone gets the real one, send me

Instruction: "a remote computer at ip adress 195.126.18.11" What is the definition of "195.126.18.11"?


cerflimplits

little peices of tissue left on the 'pooty'after wiping

Instruction: "as i was going down on my girlfriend i noticed she had some left over cerflimplits from her past washroom experience" What is the definition of "cerflimplits"?


doodle bop

Instruction: "i was at the gym the other day and my trainer gave me a doodle bop" What is the definition of "doodle bop"?


brian grimley

"his penis size can be described as "all the small things," the famous stand tune that was written about him

Instruction: "wow, that mallet is the size of brian grimley" What is the definition of "brian grimley"?


bring your a-game

Instruction: "if you want prizes and vip treatment, bring your a-game" What is the definition of "bring your a-game"?


emo fags

puritan: emotional-hardxcore homosexuals(used only by real emo fags)  casual/street: derogatory term used to degrade emo kids by people who hate them because of how they dress and act

Instruction: "billy) im gonna go kick the shit out of those emo fags" What is the definition of "emo fags"?


emo fags

Instruction: "look at those emo fags over there wearing high heels" What is the definition of "emo fags"?


and bob's your uncle

"aussie slang term meaning "and there you go", "and then you're done", etc

Instruction: "to make popsicles, just put juice in an ice tray, put a toothpick in each cell, put it in the freezer overnight, and bob's your uncle" What is the definition of "and bob's your uncle"?


back up bitch

Instruction: "rick: so how are you and patty? jon: well you know she is my back up bitch ([bub])" What is the definition of "back up bitch"?


call of duty: modern warfare

Instruction: "elise, no wonder you never wanna come over, you are always playing call of duty: modern warfare" What is the definition of "call of duty: modern warfare"?


kickit

"a situation, idea or object that allows one person to hang out or "kick it" within a group

Instruction: "person 1: what the hell do you want?  you got a kickit bitch? pesron 2: hell ya i brought a kickit" What is the definition of "kickit"?


fuckaluckadingdong

Context: well fuckaluckadingdong i'm so horny

and extreme excitement that concludes excitement

Instruction: "well fuckaluckadingdong i'm so horny" What is the definition of "fuckaluckadingdong"?


the year that [abercrombie and fitch] was established

Instruction: "abercrombie and fitch:  quality since 1892" What is the definition of "1892"?


s.o.l

Context: if you miss that bus ur ass is s.o.l

Instruction: "if you miss that bus ur ass is s.o.l" What is the definition of "s.o.l"?


dewdropper

lazy young male who sleeps all day and has no ambitions

Instruction: "that guy is a good for nothing dewdropper" What is the definition of "dewdropper"?


courtney haynes

a wonderful beatiful creation that god put on this earth

Instruction: "courtney haynes went to the mall yesterday" What is the definition of "courtney haynes"?


swaga

Context: girls just love my swaga

the way you dress and how you present yourself to other people

Instruction: "girls just love my swaga" What is the definition of "swaga"?


aisling o'dwyer

Instruction: "i'd hate to be riddled with aisling o'dwyer" What is the definition of "aisling o'dwyer"?


noob salad

a counter strike player who pwns on a n00bsalad

Instruction: "i talked to a noob salad player last night and he was powning me to death" What is the definition of "noob salad"?


noob salad

Context: ill pwn you and your noob salad

a collection of very different people who, despite being different, are all still noobs

Instruction: "ill pwn you and your noob salad" What is the definition of "noob salad"?


noob salad

a variety of noobs in the same location, who have been owned, or are about to be owned:  different noobs getting slaughtered

Instruction: "you guys are going to be a noob salad  you guys made a pretty good noob salad" What is the definition of "noob salad"?


noob salad

Context: hey johnny stop being a noob salad

Instruction: "hey johnny stop being a noob salad" What is the definition of "noob salad"?


noob salad

Context: hey johnny stop being a noob salad

Instruction: "hey johnny stop being a noob salad" What is the definition of "noob salad"?


noob salad

Context: hey johnny stop being a noob salad

Instruction: "hey johnny stop being a noob salad" What is the definition of "noob salad"?


crank that

Context: crank that bitch then [supaman]that ho

Instruction: "crank that bitch then [supaman]that ho" What is the definition of "crank that"?


crank that

Context: crank that is fucking wack

stupidest dance and song of the 21st century next to [a bay bay]

Instruction: "crank that is fucking wack" What is the definition of "crank that"?


crank that

"to do something  "preferably to do a dance""

Instruction: ""youuu, crank that soulja boy "youu, crank that batman""" What is the definition of "crank that"?


chubina

Context: damn check out that chubina

a chubby vagina usually found on a large or thick woman

Instruction: "damn check out that chubina" What is the definition of "chubina"?


aquaroll

aquaroll, the same as a [rickroll] but with a song from the 'pop' band aqua

Instruction: "an example of an aquaroll being: introducing a song such as livin' on a prayer by bon jovi but infact playing barbie girl by aqua instead" What is the definition of "aquaroll"?


aquagods

three sick cunts who spam people with the word aqua link in front of any word that may be used

Instruction: "person one: aquagolf person two: aquadick person three: aquagods  person one: thats aquacool" What is the definition of "aquagods"?


ass flap

when a rogue bit of toilet roll gets stuck to your sphincter during wiping

Instruction: "it was a textbook turd until i snagged an ass flap" What is the definition of "ass flap"?


ass flap

Instruction: "get off the couch and take out the garbage you ass flap" What is the definition of "ass flap"?


ass flap

when a rogue bit of toilet roll gets stuck to your sphincter during wiping

Instruction: "it was a textbook turd until i snagged an ass flap" What is the definition of "ass flap"?


ass flap

Instruction: "get off the couch and take out the garbage you ass flap" What is the definition of "ass flap"?


đụ má

vietnamese curse word meaning 1) fuck 2) fuck you

Instruction: "a) đụ má, trời lạnh quá: fuck, it 's freezing  b) đụ má mày, đi chổ khác chơi: fuck you, take a hike" What is the definition of "đụ má"?


flying dutchman

when you know you just took a shit but when you wipe

Instruction: "you're gonna think i'm crazy, but i think i just launched a flying dutchman" What is the definition of "flying dutchman"?


flying dutchman

a mixed drink made of captain morgan and wave blue raspberry, named so because of its eerily green color, like the flying dutchman

Instruction: ""bro 1: "duuuuudee i just had a flying dutchman" What is the definition of "flying dutchman"?


flying dutchman

where your having sex with a girl standing up, and you do a cartwheel

Instruction: "man 1: my girl taught me how to do a flying dutchman" What is the definition of "flying dutchman"?


flying dutchman

found on the seceret menu at in-n-out burger, best burger joint in the world, only found in california, arizona and nevada (it's family owned and operated)

Instruction: "whoa, char just ate a 4x4 flying dutchman and now he's been in the bathroom for 2 solid hours" What is the definition of "flying dutchman"?


brew and screw

a low class bar which employs scanky, older, less attractive women who offer sexual favors while keeping you company

Instruction: "chief i went by that brew and screw in allapattah last night and got a bj from this bar whore maria for only 3 beers at $20 a piece" What is the definition of "brew and screw"?


first of may

Context: first of may, first of may

first day of outdoor [sexual intercourse] season

Instruction: "first of may, first of may" What is the definition of "first of may"?


bolus

Instruction: "my career was brought down by a bolus of wankers" What is the definition of "bolus"?


bolus

Context: did you bolus for that trail mix?

a dose of insulin taken by a diabetic to account for food that will raise one's blood sugar

Instruction: "did you bolus for that trail mix?" What is the definition of "bolus"?


brain drip

the tendency of your brain to repeat the same word, name or lyric over and over in your head, for no reason

Instruction: ""i've got wicked brain drip with that damn coldplay line about are we human" What is the definition of "brain drip"?


black dick madness [b.d.m.]

its when some girl (or guy if your gay) are feinding for the black cock

Instruction: " that bitch has a bad case of black dick madness [b.d.m.]" What is the definition of "black dick madness [b.d.m.]"?


cool cat

Context: mesa's a cool cat fersure

Instruction: "mesa's a cool cat fersure" What is the definition of "cool cat"?


cool cat

Context: yo nigga thats one cool cat

Instruction: "yo nigga thats one cool cat" What is the definition of "cool cat"?


cool cat

a person who is chillin like a villin and who got their pants on the ground or the gold in their mouth or their hat turned sideways

Instruction: " look a greg he's such a cool cat with his pants on the ground" What is the definition of "cool cat"?


nut slap

the clapping sound your nuts make when slamming your womans ass

Instruction: "i could hear the nut slap from the next room" What is the definition of "nut slap"?


bonomatopoeia

- an arrogantly righteous yet pretentiously sincere statement or phrase

Instruction: ""1) a bob geldof bonomatopoeia is "it's really very simple, governor" What is the definition of "bonomatopoeia"?


lowskibop

Instruction: "north korea makin moves on the lowskibop" What is the definition of "lowskibop"?


mimey

Instruction: "i know she said she wanted to go, but she's so mimey" What is the definition of "mimey"?


tractor monkey

Instruction: "look at that tractor monkey going 10mph on the highway" What is the definition of "tractor monkey"?


bug patrol

Context: yo that dudes on bug patrol

it means freakin out or goin nuts aka buggin out

Instruction: "yo that dudes on bug patrol" What is the definition of "bug patrol"?


doommaker

Context: dustin carter is a doommaker

"a skinny male with cheesy tattoos that lives in his father's basement and is sponsored by hot topic because he is so dark

Instruction: "dustin carter is a doommaker" What is the definition of "doommaker"?


beat and delete

the act of downloading internet porn, masturbating to it once, then deleting it due to either paranoia or lack of interest

Instruction: "yeah man, you'll never find any porn on my hard drive, i practice beat and delete" What is the definition of "beat and delete"?


beat and delete

the art of beating off to internet porn and deleting the history before someone checks it

Instruction: "dude hurry and beat and delete before someone  checks the computer history" What is the definition of "beat and delete"?


beat and delete

to receive pictures of nude girls via kik, tinder, text, or any other messaging service and then to masturbate to those pictures

Instruction: "guy 1: hey man did you get those pics from sarah last night? guy 2: yeah man, i hit a beat and delete session afterwards" What is the definition of "beat and delete"?


crip whistle

"  a whistle sounding like a bird call used by members of the crips

Instruction: "a young black male was shot down in the hallways of a high school after he gave a high-pitched whistle which was misheard as a gang call, the crip whistle" What is the definition of "crip whistle"?


decomp

Instruction: "they found a decomp last night at 324 curtis st" What is the definition of "decomp"?


party shit

"an invitation to celebrate and let go of one's cares in an idiosyncratic and inexpressible idiom

Instruction: ""example 1: dave (toasting the first guests at a gathering): party shit" What is the definition of "party shit"?


party shit

taking a shit and listening to house music during the shit

Instruction: "whats that noise man? it sounds like house music in the bahtroom? ohhh erick is taking a party shit" What is the definition of "party shit"?


chodenbacher

Context: wow, that dude is such a chodenbacher

Instruction: "wow, that dude is such a chodenbacher" What is the definition of "chodenbacher"?


chilli rainbow

when a woman is arched in the shape of a rainbow, and the man ejaculates all over her

Instruction: "rachel had done crazy shit before, but nothing like the chilli rainbow martin had planned" What is the definition of "chilli rainbow"?


chilli rainbow

when a male bends over and shoots diarrea over a table, resembling a brown rainbow

Instruction: "he had a chilli rainbow after eating in the caf" What is the definition of "chilli rainbow"?


boner soup

Context: i would definitely go see boner soup

a movie about an adopted child, a father who was killed tragically and a mother who is just making by with what she has little of

Instruction: "i would definitely go see boner soup" What is the definition of "boner soup"?


boner soup

when a group of guys get together and jack off and cum into a bowl, then they stick their dicks in it

Instruction: "guy 1: dude last night me and the guys from work made boner soup" What is the definition of "boner soup"?


ballzack

someone who loves to suck penis in a very homesexual way

Instruction: "i was at a party and ballzack kept talking about his gay friend who had a really big cock" What is the definition of "ballzack"?


ballzack

someone who sings whilst planking for at least 1 minute

Instruction: "i was walking down the street and i saw someone doing a ballzack" What is the definition of "ballzack"?


shambollocked

Context: the performance was shambollocked

the state of being completely f*cked up but in a half arsed way

Instruction: "the performance was shambollocked" What is the definition of "shambollocked"?


5fi or 5 fucking idiots, watch it die's name what was so much better than the one they have now

Instruction: "watch it die? what a crappy name, 5fi was such a better name" What is the definition of "5fi"?


abu hassan

Context: abu hassan beyekol khara

one that is a donkey and eats big shits and loves nicole

Instruction: "abu hassan beyekol khara" What is the definition of "abu hassan"?


billen

Context: billen on the banister

Instruction: "billen on the banister" What is the definition of "billen"?


denched

Context: denched

variation on 'owned', but way more dirty and painful

Instruction: "denched" What is the definition of "denched"?


analrapist

Context: i went to see my analrapist

one line of work combining the professions of an analyst and a therapist, creating an analrapist

Instruction: "i went to see my analrapist" What is the definition of "analrapist"?


analrapist

"a combination of the words: analyst and therapist as coined and created by arrested development character dr

Instruction: "why see an analyst and then a therapist - i've combined the two into one: analrapist" What is the definition of "analrapist"?


analrapist

Context: i went to see my analrapist

one line of work combining the professions of an analyst and a therapist, creating an analrapist

Instruction: "i went to see my analrapist" What is the definition of "analrapist"?


analrapist

"a combination of the words: analyst and therapist as coined and created by arrested development character dr

Instruction: "why see an analyst and then a therapist - i've combined the two into one: analrapist" What is the definition of "analrapist"?


baby glow

Context: that carlsberg gave me a nice baby glow

the mild buzz you feel after drinking one or two beers

Instruction: "that carlsberg gave me a nice baby glow" What is the definition of "baby glow"?


backdoor holy war

when you have an iranian and jewish girl face to face while both are being wrecked in the ass doggy style unmercifully until the start fighting

Instruction: "my friend and i were fighting over which religion was true so we felt the only way to settle the dispute was to have a backdoor holy war" What is the definition of "backdoor holy war"?


caboober

Context: jerry is the biggest caboober

Instruction: "jerry is the biggest caboober" What is the definition of "caboober"?


caboober

Context: jorge tello is a caboober

a penis faced bitch who had sex with amelia clay who looks like a tree

Instruction: "jorge tello is a caboober" What is the definition of "caboober"?


bingo sex

a sexual act in which you tape a bingo card to a women’s back and proceed to screw her doggie style

Instruction: "i talked michelle into bingo sex last night, i was on my game and got a “coverall”" What is the definition of "bingo sex"?


ghetto slip-n-slide

when trash bags or tarp is laid down lubricated (ussually with cooking oil) and sprayed with a garden hoes

Instruction: "we were so poor that we made a ghetto slip-n-slide" What is the definition of "ghetto slip-n-slide"?


clan badassmofos

a group of really big fags who are located in this channel on d2 useast

Instruction: "look at the fags in the channel clan badassmofos" What is the definition of "clan badassmofos"?


fantasy football asshole

someone being arrogant, rude, obnoxious, or just a total dickhead

Instruction: "j0-ee is the biggest fantasy football asshole in our league" What is the definition of "fantasy football asshole"?


checking for chiggers

female masturbation, derived from the fact that chiggers usually make their home in warm moist folds of skin see [jill-off]

Instruction: "i caught that sick dyke checking for chiggers in the bathroom" What is the definition of "checking for chiggers"?


allender

Context: he is such an allender

pretty much the most bamf who destroyed cancer and plays guitar

Instruction: "he is such an allender" What is the definition of "allender"?


danamal

Context: dude, your a danamal

to be overly aggressive and out of control

Instruction: "dude, your a danamal" What is the definition of "danamal"?


drop it like it's hot

when you keep name dropping to sound cool

Instruction: "he was so annoying because he always tried to drop it like it's hot" What is the definition of "drop it like it's hot"?


berkshired

bershired is when a person or organization takes advantage of families who have children with disabilities

Instruction: "the center berkshired my parents into spending thousands of dollars for supports that did not exist" What is the definition of "berkshired"?


brown knot

the term that is usually used to refer to the butt-hole

Instruction: ""i was going to go naked-jogging so i bent over to tie my shoe, and raphael came up behind me and put his weiner in my brown knot" What is the definition of "brown knot"?


breann

Instruction: "damn, look at that breann i wish i could be her" What is the definition of "breann"?


breann

Context: breann is a true coonass

Instruction: "breann is a true coonass" What is the definition of "breann"?


alabama chrome

Instruction: "dood you need to fix your car, some alabama chrome will fix you up right" What is the definition of "alabama chrome"?


bumblemen

the most annoying ringtone you will ever hear

Instruction: ""person #1: "hey, i just got bumblemen on my phone" What is the definition of "bumblemen"?


buck fuckler

(buhk fuhk-ler): verb - a buck fuckler is a person who performs the buck fuckle

Instruction: "i don't think an example of buck fuckler would be appropriate" What is the definition of "buck fuckler"?


emasculated

Context: "gossiper 1: "jk criffo is emasculated

one who's life partner of the fairer sex earns a significantly greater level of income

Instruction: ""gossiper 1: "jk criffo is emasculated" What is the definition of "emasculated"?


ellie gale

Context: hey, bro, i love ellie gale

the most amazing person in this world ever, irreplaceable, funny, loving, caring and the kindest person in this world ever

Instruction: "hey, bro, i love ellie gale" What is the definition of "ellie gale"?


brestketball

it is when someone plays basketball with a crumpled up peice of paper and the hoop is a girls cleavage

Instruction: "damn dane wasnt that fun when we used to play brestketball with brenda?" What is the definition of "brestketball"?


bush dweller

someone who is afraid to go toe-to-toe in a confrontation, so they hide behind bushes for a strategy

Instruction: "i showed up for this water balloon fight and that homegirl michelle was jus bein a bush dweller" What is the definition of "bush dweller"?


action quake 2

Context: i lubs my action quake 2 ffs

Instruction: "i lubs my action quake 2 ffs" What is the definition of "action quake 2"?


blosser

a proven winner, one who is admired and idolized at the tasks he/she is peforming

Instruction: "man, i never knew eddie was such a blosser on the court" What is the definition of "blosser"?


scene kids

Instruction: "uneducated person's rant -  emo boyz and scene kids are such fags" What is the definition of "scene kids"?


scene kids

Context: scene kids

a 'scene kid' is a person who conforms to the current trends promoted by the punk/goth/emo/hardcore music genres in order to appear cool

Instruction: "scene kids" What is the definition of "scene kids"?


scene kids

someone who is expressing themselves through the music they listen to and make and the clothes they wear

Instruction: "so what if all scene kids dress the same" What is the definition of "scene kids"?


[ginger kid]

Instruction: ""mike: "hey, what smells like pee?" alex: "its the [ginger kid] in front of us" mike: "make sure you make no contact with them, they smear""" What is the definition of "[ginger kid]"?


[ginger kid]

Instruction: ""mike: "hey, what smells like pee?" alex: "its the [ginger kid] in front of us" mike: "make sure you make no contact with them, they smear""" What is the definition of "[ginger kid]"?


6 packs

Context: he can lift the table with his 6 packs

Instruction: "he can lift the table with his 6 packs" What is the definition of "6 packs"?


hippie punk

"hippie punk  to start both hippies and punks don't want to conform to the society

Instruction: "an example of a hippie punk is that they believe in peace but beleives in all the other punk ideas" What is the definition of "hippie punk"?


hippie punk

a mixture of a punk rocker and a hippie with strickined values and in denyle of the hippy style but still beliving in a hippeys consept

Instruction: "a hippie punk got in a fight and dint kick the other guys butt, but insted pulled a sly move and put the bully in a uncomfertable position" What is the definition of "hippie punk"?


cheltenham

Context: cheltenham type: pip pip olde chap

an annoyingly posh area of the south west

Instruction: "cheltenham type: pip pip olde chap" What is the definition of "cheltenham"?


belonglongs

Instruction: "did i leave my belonglongs in the library" What is the definition of "belonglongs"?


x pill

Instruction: "tae' shwan is geeked up on that x pill brah" What is the definition of "x pill"?


x pill

Instruction: "she said her body filled with that x pill" What is the definition of "x pill"?


aqsa

Context: omg i wish i was aqsa shes perfect

the greatest girl ever who ever guy is craving for

Instruction: "omg i wish i was aqsa shes perfect" What is the definition of "aqsa"?


dawnasia

[beautiful], [charismatic], [intelligent], but a little [smart around the lips], and [sarcastic]

Instruction: "that girl is great but marlon told me she a dawnasia" What is the definition of "dawnasia"?


awkpocalypse

noun: a situation or event that has a potential awkwardness that is enough to induce the apocalypse

Instruction: "little did i know my girlfriend had started the awkpocalypse for my twin brother by sleeping with my him when he thought it was me" What is the definition of "awkpocalypse"?


autogamous

committed to only having a sexual relationship with oneself

Instruction: "i'm tired of relationships, from now on i'm going to be autogamous" What is the definition of "autogamous"?


faber

Instruction: "hey faber get you're fine as back to bed;)" What is the definition of "faber"?


faber

Instruction: "dude stop being a faber and hogging the weed" What is the definition of "faber"?


faber

Context: i'm a dirtbag, or a faber

"one who sits in his/her front lawn in the middle of winter with his shirt off, drinking labatts blue light, all day, every day

Instruction: "i'm a dirtbag, or a faber" What is the definition of "faber"?


faber

a skin colour that makes you think someone is of a mixed race

Instruction: "you: has he got, like, mixed parents or something me:  nah hes just faber" What is the definition of "faber"?


arlin

an very cute and adorable short person who loves to eat cupcakes all the time :) she is a great girlfriend and is friends with many people

Instruction: "bobby: omg have you seen arlin ? she always make me smile :]" What is the definition of "arlin"?


bus target

noun: someone set up to take the fall, a patsy

Instruction: "the only way i'm down for putting a key logger on the bosses computer is if i know i'm not being set up as the bus target here" What is the definition of "bus target"?


clean the fuck up

what a mom screams at her son when she is pms'ing and the house isnt clean

Instruction: "mom: tommy clean the fuck up before i beat you" What is the definition of "clean the fuck up"?


clean the fuck up

wht a women sayes to her son when the house is dirty and she is pms'ing

Instruction: "woman: tommy clean the fuck up or i will smack you so hard they will never find your face  tommy:what the fuck ever ok:'(" What is the definition of "clean the fuck up"?


garab

short for gay arab- refers to those who are gay and are arabic at the same time, this includes those with ak 47's and other such sub standard weaponary

Instruction: "your mother is such a garab of the highest standard" What is the definition of "garab"?


garab

a gaggle of arab men bringing up concerns for terrorism

Instruction: "i walked off the plane when a garab boarded, i was nervous" What is the definition of "garab"?


dakeri

Context: yo bitch, throw me another dakeri

a beverage, generally served at frat or tropically themed parties or barbecues

Instruction: "yo bitch, throw me another dakeri" What is the definition of "dakeri"?


chillzies

Context: chillzies

an all-encompassing term that connotes everything chill

Instruction: "chillzies" What is the definition of "chillzies"?


chickon

Context: mmmm this chickon tastes gooooood

a tasty, meaty treat that goes well with fries and a coke

Instruction: "mmmm this chickon tastes gooooood" What is the definition of "chickon"?


cherry bomb pop

when a girls on her period and cums all over a guys dick when they are fuckin is called a cherry bomb pop cuz cherry= blood

Instruction: "man i wish i had you mom more to my self at a certain time of month cuz  we would have fun doing the cherry bomb pop" What is the definition of "cherry bomb pop"?


curtain twitcher

someone with nothing better to do than to spy on their neighbours for signs of petty wrongdoing

Instruction: "letting the deranged curtain twitcher at snout’s cottage gather “intelligence” about her neighbours reminds me of east germany before the wall came down" What is the definition of "curtain twitcher"?


curtain twitcher

Context: she is a right old curtain twitcher

a lesbian, or as you may refer to them, a [carpet licker], [rug muncher] or [bean flicker]

Instruction: "she is a right old curtain twitcher" What is the definition of "curtain twitcher"?


curtain twitcher

Context: she is a right old curtain twitcher

a lesbian, or as you may refer to them, a [carpet licker], [rug muncher] or [bean flicker]

Instruction: "she is a right old curtain twitcher" What is the definition of "curtain twitcher"?


pump it up

Context: pump pump pump it up

Instruction: "pump pump pump it up" What is the definition of "pump it up"?


pump it up

Instruction: ""hey wanna go play some pump it up at the arcade?  "hell no pump it up f**ckin sucks""" What is the definition of "pump it up"?


bingo mo

a combination of two phrases, one describing a member of the african race, the other a shortened form of a member of elton john fan club

Instruction: "tim: hey, did hear the new ganstafag album? don: yeah, who knew a bingo mo like that could write such hardcore lyrics" What is the definition of "bingo mo"?


friendly face

a friendly face can be used to describe the presence of you and your friends

Instruction: ""let's pop our friendly face in and see your sister "we could pop our friendly faces into the shop on the way homw to get [snacks in bowls]""" What is the definition of "friendly face"?


dystextia

when someone displays dyslexic characteristics via text message

Instruction: "michael: waht yu duin latur? haley: dystextia is one of my biggest turn-ons" What is the definition of "dystextia"?


dystextia

difficulty in sending, reading or understanding text messages

Instruction: "the boy has dystextia and so cannot understand text messages" What is the definition of "dystextia"?


dystextia

a common condition that causes the sufferer the inability to spell correctly in a text message

Instruction: "(in a text message) person 1: hai, yooh kool? wanna meat me l8r on 2 do somfing? person 2: wow, dystextia got you really baaaad" What is the definition of "dystextia"?


dystextia

ailment similar to [dyslexia], however, these individuals confuse or improperly read words not written in a text message

Instruction: "oh, i thought the sign said speed limit 295, it must be my dystextia" What is the definition of "dystextia"?


gay man's ring

Context: wow look at that guy's gay man's ring

when a man wears a thick silver ring, preferably with a wavy imprinted design, on his middle, pointer or thumb

Instruction: "wow look at that guy's gay man's ring" What is the definition of "gay man's ring"?


gay man's ring

Context: wow look at that guy's gay man's ring

when a man wears a thick silver ring, preferably with a wavy imprinted design, on his middle, pointer or thumb

Instruction: "wow look at that guy's gay man's ring" What is the definition of "gay man's ring"?


dramatizer

somene that is full of drama and likes to start a lot of it

Instruction: "me: did you see that dramatizer on the corner?  person 1: yeah,his lame ass thought he was cool" What is the definition of "dramatizer"?


jeremy lin

Instruction: "jeremy lin impressed at summer league for the mavs, and received a contract with the golden state warriors" What is the definition of "jeremy lin"?


jeremy lin

new york knicks baller from harvard who recently schooled the shit outta kobe

Instruction: "the rockets and warriors are real tards for cutting jeremy lin" What is the definition of "jeremy lin"?


jeremy lin

Instruction: "jeremy lin is lincredible, linconceivable, linderella, linspiring, super lintendo, to linfinity and beyond, linning, linsational, lin diesel, and linsane" What is the definition of "jeremy lin"?


jeremy lin

an amazing nba player for the new york knicks

Instruction: "jeremy lin only scored ten points last night, but he had 13 assists, including several amazing alley-oops" What is the definition of "jeremy lin"?


jeremy lin

insult by calling any asian man jeremy lin just because he is good at basketball game

Instruction: "a: dude, do you want to play with us 3 on 3 ?  b: ok, but only if that guy jeremy lin is in my team" What is the definition of "jeremy lin"?


abercrombie and fitcher

Context: hey, abercrombie and fitcher

a hockey player who tends to be a tad bit overweight

Instruction: "hey, abercrombie and fitcher" What is the definition of "abercrombie and fitcher"?


chocolate trey

Instruction: "look at how niggardly chocolate trey and caramel trey are being right now" What is the definition of "chocolate trey"?


appaloosa

Instruction: "me: hey wats up ur an appaloosa  you: wtf mate im not an appaloosa  you are a flaming appaloosa" What is the definition of "appaloosa"?


leap day

Context: sometimes i wish i was born on leap day

Instruction: "sometimes i wish i was born on leap day" What is the definition of "leap day"?


leap day

the most awkward day of the year  leap day is february 29th, and it only appears on leap years, every 4 years

Instruction: "leap day is bad for those born on that day" What is the definition of "leap day"?


leap day

the day in february that is skipped every 4 years

Instruction: "the leap day is 29th is the skipped day in february" What is the definition of "leap day"?


cat o' nine tails

a whip, usually leather, with nine tails

Instruction: "sometimes, my lover ties me to the bed and uses the cat o' nine tails on me" What is the definition of "cat o' nine tails"?


cat o' nine tails

a type of whip formerly used as a torture device, mostly for lashes in punishment of crimes

Instruction: "my ass still hurts from that cat o' nine tails she used on me" What is the definition of "cat o' nine tails"?


cut the apron strings

breaking free from dependency on another person

Instruction: "once i graduated from college, my mom had to cut the apron strings" What is the definition of "cut the apron strings"?


california muffin mixer

a sexual act involving an electronic egg beater

Instruction: "i totally gave sean a california muffin mixer last night" What is the definition of "california muffin mixer"?


ringo starr

Context: ringo starr was a cool drummer, bitch

Instruction: "ringo starr was a cool drummer, bitch" What is the definition of "ringo starr"?


ringo starr

Context: i want to make out with ringo starr

Instruction: "i want to make out with ringo starr" What is the definition of "ringo starr"?


ringo starr

a really really really really sexy guy who just happened to be the beatle's drummer

Instruction: "ringo starr was not only the greatest drummer but the sexiest" What is the definition of "ringo starr"?


ringo starr

the drummer for [the beatles], which was the most influential band of all time

Instruction: "[eric clapton] once said he doesn't think any of us can play drums like ringo starr did in [a day in the life]" What is the definition of "ringo starr"?


ringo starr

1/4 of the beatles because his contributions to the beatles' music is just as significant as the other 3

Instruction: ""man, listen how ringo starr bangs those tom-toms in "a day in the life"" What is the definition of "ringo starr"?


araraquara

Context: i live in araraquara

Instruction: "i live in araraquara" What is the definition of "araraquara"?


bagels and roast beef

Instruction: "damn -- grandpa had some straight up bagels and roast beef last night" What is the definition of "bagels and roast beef"?


cheeqy

something or someone that is fancy, cool, dope, awesome, etc

Instruction: "hey look at jesus over there lookin all cheeqy" What is the definition of "cheeqy"?


car rape

unwanted, forceful entry into my lane usually without a blinker

Instruction: "did you see that f250 car rape that neon?" What is the definition of "car rape"?


car rape

when you go to a dealership and test drive a car you know you're never gonna buy

Instruction: ""hey wanna go car rape the hona place down the street?  "so i heard sally car raped the chrystler 300, she couldnt afford the tires for it" What is the definition of "car rape"?


gang grape

the act of sharing a single, standard sized bottle of wine between more thans 6 people

Instruction: "that stingy table of nine is committing gang grape" What is the definition of "gang grape"?


cousin choice

a decision or action with equal amounts of positive and negative implications

Instruction: ""it was a tough cousin choice to accept the job offer, the money is good but lousy hours" What is the definition of "cousin choice"?


brad valenzuela

Instruction: "kid: did you meet brad valenzuela yet? girl: yeah, he's my borther" What is the definition of "brad valenzuela"?


luder fish

someone who lacks common sense and generally acts like a moron

Instruction: "you're such a luder fish for asking that question" What is the definition of "luder fish"?


championized

"to engross oneself entirely at a champion level, whereas a person becomes a champion in all respects

Instruction: ""after drinking three beers in 5 minutes joe exclaimed, "i am championized" What is the definition of "championized"?


fuxwit

Context: i fuxwit big booty sluts

Instruction: "i fuxwit big booty sluts" What is the definition of "fuxwit"?


blaze of glory

1) a [death] resulting from choosing to fight back against overwhelming enemy force rather than surrender

Instruction: "1a) the japanese decided to go out in a blaze of glory and fight to the very last man" What is the definition of "blaze of glory"?


oral gymnastics

another wrd 4 tongue tied, when somefin is hard to pronounciate and your mouth undergoes 'oral gymnastics'

Instruction: "aight means le same as alrite witout all da oral gymnastics" What is the definition of "oral gymnastics"?


chowder box

term referring to the female genatalia that appears to be in disrepair or of low quality maintenance

Instruction: "i was gonna go down on her, but i could smell her chowder box and i almost puked" What is the definition of "chowder box"?


1 east curse

the odd string of bad luck that follows any big man that lives  on the 1st floor of east akers at msu

Instruction: "bradford is extremely cautious while playing touch football because he knows he's the next target for the 1 east curse" What is the definition of "1 east curse"?


adcr

Context: adcr = a marriage

Instruction: "adcr = a marriage" What is the definition of "adcr"?


being ugly

'being ugly' is, in some places (like texas), a term used to describe the actions of someone who is acting rudely/unpleasantly to others

Instruction: ""grant, stop being ugly to your little sister and behave" What is the definition of "being ugly"?


carbine

a shortened and lightweight version of a particular rifle

Instruction: "the m4 is the carbine version of the [word]m16a2" What is the definition of "carbine"?


doobed

Context: he's doobed

Instruction: "he's doobed" What is the definition of "doobed"?


regina mills

Instruction: "did you see regina mills in last night's episode?" What is the definition of "regina mills"?


fobio

"an acronym for frequently outwitted by inanimate objects

Instruction: "the job would have been done in 10 minutes if i hadn't been fobio" What is the definition of "fobio"?


camp pembroke

Context: i love camp pembroke

an amazing place where girs go to get away from their regular lives during the year

Instruction: "i love camp pembroke" What is the definition of "camp pembroke"?


gprime

Context: i spend all of my time at gprime

Instruction: "i spend all of my time at gprime" What is the definition of "gprime"?


chillounge

"a mixture between the terms "chill" or "chill out" and "let's lounge" or "lounge"

Instruction: "dude let's go chillounge until we see your bitches whippin by" What is the definition of "chillounge"?


anti-semetic

a person who is against the jewish faith or against jews in general

Instruction: "mel gibson made some anti-semetic comments" What is the definition of "anti-semetic"?


anti-semetic

Instruction: "persona: look at that dirty jew personb: dude, don't be anti-semetic like all those definitions like '[jew oven]' or '[jew dick]' on urban dictionary" What is the definition of "anti-semetic"?


anti-semetic

a person who is against any cultural or faith based group of people, not just jewish people

Instruction: "hitler was anti-semetic to jews, gypsies and russians" What is the definition of "anti-semetic"?


awesome kitty possem

Instruction: "[ emily that was so awesome kitty possem when you threw amberlynn in the mud and she cryed" What is the definition of "awesome kitty possem"?


deschaneling

derived from the actress zooey deschanel:  de�scha�nel�ing intense use of eyes in a popped-open bug-eyed stare to make the other person feel less than yourself

Instruction: "i was telling her the storying in a calm and relaxed manner, but she was totally deschaneling me for no reason at all" What is the definition of "deschaneling"?


0-wheel drive

Context: a: i got here on my 0-wheel drive

Instruction: "a: i got here on my 0-wheel drive" What is the definition of "0-wheel drive"?


chilly sweet

Context: i wish i could be a chilly sweet

forties something male whose good looks and charm are only surpassed by his cool brilliance

Instruction: "i wish i could be a chilly sweet" What is the definition of "chilly sweet"?


camwalkerwillie

during a 3 way having the female grasp one of the males cock and the third member of the 3 way holds the persons arm and works it

Instruction: "last night they totally gave me a camwalkerwillie" What is the definition of "camwalkerwillie"?


brazilian jeans

jeans that are usually pink or white, and are so low-rise you can see the girl's [ass crack] over the top of them

Instruction: "(girl wearing brazilian jeans is walking down the street" What is the definition of "brazilian jeans"?


carpet ass

Context: kawinma is such a carpet ass

Instruction: "kawinma is such a carpet ass" What is the definition of "carpet ass"?


carpet ass

Context: kawinma is such a carpet ass

Instruction: "kawinma is such a carpet ass" What is the definition of "carpet ass"?


donglet

Context: look at that little donglet

Instruction: "look at that little donglet" What is the definition of "donglet"?


angry bird

when you place an unbroken egg in one of your sex partner's numerous holes and fuck it until it breaks in there

Instruction: "shrek gave me an angry bird last night, it hurt but i want to please shrek" What is the definition of "angry bird"?


crapfork

crapfork n: describes the opposite of serendipity

Instruction: "you get home from work, you're exhausted, starving, you sit down to a delicious meal - and you've got the crapfork" What is the definition of "crapfork"?


crapfork

a misfortunate occurrence which is equally as amusing and [ironic] as it is annoying

Instruction: "im going out this weekend and i hope its not a crapfork" What is the definition of "crapfork"?


cherry cream pie

a timely variation of a regular cream pie

Instruction: "like any true cuckold, dan loves it when his wife, mary, comes home and demands he clean up the cherry cream pie that reggie delivered only moments earlier" What is the definition of "cherry cream pie"?


cherry cream pie

"latin: strages  an iron-infused twist on the classic "cream pie," the cherry cream pie is a tantalizing finish for any couple having sex during the woman's menstrual cycle

Instruction: "mary made a cherry cream pie on the bathroom floor" What is the definition of "cherry cream pie"?


cherry cream pie

when you have sex with a girl on her period

Instruction: "i gave my mom a cherry cream pie last night" What is the definition of "cherry cream pie"?


cherry cream pie

when u cum on a chicks face and then u punch her in the nose and blood comes out and u mix that shit together

Instruction: ""man last night i gave this chick a cherry cream pie "sick man""" What is the definition of "cherry cream pie"?


floag

Instruction: "why do you hang around that dude? he's such a floag" What is the definition of "floag"?


do mains

Instruction: "do mains pulsewebhosting require involved action" What is the definition of "do mains"?


brushing the pony

Instruction: "that girl was so fine, i was violently brushing the pony all night" What is the definition of "brushing the pony"?


blue diaper

Instruction: "when he tried to grab the flag i gave him a blue diaper and we won" What is the definition of "blue diaper"?


crapazoides

Context: oh crapazoides i forgot my homework

Instruction: "oh crapazoides i forgot my homework" What is the definition of "crapazoides"?


defluism

Context: as a noun: their defluism is maddening

defluism (noun) defluisive (adverb/adjective) defluize (verb) concentrated derison and manipulation disguised as overtly sexual lust through transgenderism

Instruction: "as a noun: their defluism is maddening" What is the definition of "defluism"?


defluism

Context: defluism is the troll's weakness

defluism(n) defluisive (adv) defluist (adj)  derison and manipulation disguised as overtly sexual lust through transgenderism

Instruction: "defluism is the troll's weakness" What is the definition of "defluism"?


altcoin

and alternative cryptocurrency to bitcoin

Instruction: ""litecoin is my favourite altcoin because it makes asic mining more difficulty  "namecoin is sort of an altcoin, but also a domain name system""" What is the definition of "altcoin"?


boption

an option to bop, at a later date, a girl who is currently under the legal age of consent

Instruction: "i'd sure like a boption on that girl - she's going to be amazing someday" What is the definition of "boption"?


old four

a soccer conference made up of four of canada's most prestigious universities

Instruction: "canada's closest comparison to the ivy league is the old four - mcgill, toronto, queen's, and uwo" What is the definition of "old four"?


ketsia

Context: person: ketsia

Instruction: "person: ketsia" What is the definition of "ketsia"?


big dummy

as refering to a males genital's, [penis]

Instruction: ""i slid my big dummy in her [dookie shoot] last night" What is the definition of "big dummy"?


birdgie

Context: richard: birdgie

"this phrase originates from humboldt, saskatchewan, canada

Instruction: "richard: birdgie" What is the definition of "birdgie"?


customer service

Instruction: "customer service workers get a bad rap from the ignorant public" What is the definition of "customer service"?


alexander dorrington

Context: so funny, such an alexander dorrington

a kind-of sweet guy, that knows how to win a girls heart

Instruction: "so funny, such an alexander dorrington" What is the definition of "alexander dorrington"?


mayur

one who makes women hand over their panties and provide sexual favours

Instruction: ""damn, where my panties at? "maybe a mayur was at your house?"  "he musta been a mayur 'coz when i look down my panties are gone" What is the definition of "mayur"?


mayur

Context: he is mayur

he is the p i m p  also known as numba one stunna

Instruction: "he is mayur" What is the definition of "mayur"?


mayur

Context: hes such a mayur

a useless fat cunt who sponges off mumy and daddys money

Instruction: "hes such a mayur" What is the definition of "mayur"?


squeeze box

Instruction: "when i had intercourse with her i lasted only a couple minutes because of her squeeze box" What is the definition of "squeeze box"?


squeeze box

Instruction: "i wanna stick my penis in her squeeze box" What is the definition of "squeeze box"?


squeeze box

Instruction: "that bitch's squeeze box was tight and juicy" What is the definition of "squeeze box"?


squeeze box

Instruction: ""from the who song: "mama's got a squeeze box she wears on her chest""" What is the definition of "squeeze box"?


assjizz

when you have rough sex with your wife and you cum in her ass and the next time she goes to take a shit its all white and sticky

Instruction: "i bet suzy will have assjizz in the morning" What is the definition of "assjizz"?


ashevillain

Context: krum's the wackest ashevillain i know

specifically, a rebel outlaw in asheville, north carolina

Instruction: "krum's the wackest ashevillain i know" What is the definition of "ashevillain"?


charis of luke

this rare disease is when the female specimen has extra large body parts e

Instruction: ""last night me and my family went to pizza by goli and the waiter thought i was trying to smuggle pepperoni through my bra "i think you have charis of luke" What is the definition of "charis of luke"?


asian poop sex

a sexual encounter involving an asian shitting on you

Instruction: "dude, i just had asian poop sex and i haven't showered yet" What is the definition of "asian poop sex"?


choached

Instruction: "dude, the bowl's choached bro, pack it up" What is the definition of "choached"?


choached

something or someone that is worn-out, spent, expired, exhausted, or tired

Instruction: ""man i need to hit up that mall spot for some new shoes, mine are so choached" What is the definition of "choached"?


bald eagles

a term derived from the goodyear eagle brand of that refers to bald and unsafe tires on a vehicle that can potentially cause hydroplaning, terminal understeer and blowouts

Instruction: "tax refund time, better get those bald eagles replaced on my car" What is the definition of "bald eagles"?


kooked

Context: "man, i'm so kooked

to be kooked is to be [stoned], through smoking or consumption of [marijuana]

Instruction: ""man, i'm so kooked" What is the definition of "kooked"?


cahootee

Instruction: "my honey gave me that cahootee while we were having sex" What is the definition of "cahootee"?


fraylee

Context: you have a fraylee on your shirt

a string that comes loose from an article of clothing

Instruction: "you have a fraylee on your shirt" What is the definition of "fraylee"?


an extra gibbon for good luck

"to obtain extra luck by adding an extra item or 'gibbon' to what you already have

Instruction: "jonty: do you really need to take 8 pens into your exam?  laurence: well you know what they say, an extra gibbon for good luck" What is the definition of "an extra gibbon for good luck"?


appleknob

when a guy puts his penis so far down a girls throat that it looks like she has an adams apple

Instruction: "female: fancy giving me an appleknob tonight?  male: i'll give it to you now?  female: okay" What is the definition of "appleknob"?


backside fakey

when you're doing a chick from behind right before you cum you spit on her back

Instruction: "i was doing her from behind and doubled up on the backside fakey and angry pirate" What is the definition of "backside fakey"?


backside fakey

when you're doing a chick from behind right before you cum you spit on her back

Instruction: "i was doing her from behind and doubled up on the backside fakey and angry pirate" What is the definition of "backside fakey"?


clarksvegas

one of the best cities in the dirty south

Instruction: "my boys and me be [chillin] all up in clarksvegas" What is the definition of "clarksvegas"?


five cent jive

"five cent jive is term used in the same context as "bullshit""

Instruction: "when that girl told me she wasn't a whore, i knew it was all five cent jive" What is the definition of "five cent jive"?


superhero

Instruction: "superman is a superhero because the yellow sun gives him incredible powers" What is the definition of "superhero"?


superhero

Instruction: "the superhero narrowed his eyes as he drew his bow, preparing to take out the masked man who was terrorizing his city" What is the definition of "superhero"?


superhero

a being with [extraordinary] physical or mental powers, far beyond the range of normal human ability, who uses these powers to protect the innocent and for the general good

Instruction: "henry i told you spiderman's the only superhero" What is the definition of "superhero"?


superhero

Context: today, i'm eating superhero

Instruction: "today, i'm eating superhero" What is the definition of "superhero"?


charolastra

Context: que onda charolastra

"quote from the movie "y tu mama tambien"

Instruction: "que onda charolastra" What is the definition of "charolastra"?


funboxx

Context: you've got a lovely funboxx

Instruction: "you've got a lovely funboxx" What is the definition of "funboxx"?


funboxx

Instruction: "you going to the funboxx concert tonight? oh yeah" What is the definition of "funboxx"?


knocked-up

Context: lucy got knocked-up by jeff

Instruction: "lucy got knocked-up by jeff" What is the definition of "knocked-up"?


chipper nap

Instruction: "in need of quick cash, garrett decided it was time for his sister to take the big chipper nap" What is the definition of "chipper nap"?


aflippin

Instruction: "my mom was aflippin last night because she found out i failed the quarter" What is the definition of "aflippin"?


booster box

Instruction: "dude let's hit up best buy,  i just made this sick booster box and they won't know what hit em" What is the definition of "booster box"?


booster box

a box filled with [booster pack]s, anywhere in number from 20 to 40, which can be purchased in order to avoid paying a heavy premium when buying packs individually

Instruction: "dude i'm gonna buy a booster box of zendikar so we can practice and own the grand prix" What is the definition of "booster box"?


anime otaku

a person who is meagerly obsessed with anime/manga

Instruction: "some who lives basically for anime: an anime otaku" What is the definition of "anime otaku"?


a side slick swirl kick

what ryu and ken say on streetfighter when they do the spinning kick

Instruction: "the other day me and my friend were playing streetfighter and i beat him with the move a side slick swirl kick" What is the definition of "a side slick swirl kick"?


douche butter

a codeword for your crush that you love and admire

Instruction: "person 1: who's your crush?? person 2: oh, you know douche butter" What is the definition of "douche butter"?


cake butt

Context: cake butt

Instruction: "cake butt" What is the definition of "cake butt"?


annoyer-in-chief

top asshole in power, dedicated to making the lives of people under his power as miserable as possible

Instruction: ""a: "do you know who was appointed annoyer-in-chief" What is the definition of "annoyer-in-chief"?


nugwah

Context: grace you're such a little nugwah

a ridiculously cute person who you just want to squish the heck out of

Instruction: "grace you're such a little nugwah" What is the definition of "nugwah"?


gin up

"to create or generate, usually something nontrivial

Instruction: "i'll get one of our code [wonk]s to gin up something to convert the data over to the new format" What is the definition of "gin up"?


gin up

Context: to gin up support for a cause

"gin up (or ginned up) means enliven, excite or enthuse

Instruction: "to gin up support for a cause" What is the definition of "gin up"?


white gooch

a prison inmate term for when your fuck buddy pulls out and sprays jizz all over your gooch so that it turns white

Instruction: "dickie, when you bent over to pick up the soap, i gave you a white gooch" What is the definition of "white gooch"?


darknez

Context: darknez likes girls

Instruction: "darknez likes girls" What is the definition of "darknez"?


hugsex

hugsex (noun) (adjective) (verb) (proverb) (poop): if you don't know what hugsex is you are not ready for it

Instruction: "sentence usage: over the weekend we got down with some hugsex" What is the definition of "hugsex"?


chelfie

Context: oh wow that chelfie of your friend is

the act of taking a selfie that clearly shows off your butt chin

Instruction: "oh wow that chelfie of your friend is" What is the definition of "chelfie"?


chelfie

Instruction: "that kid was being ungodly when he took a chelfie in church" What is the definition of "chelfie"?


cultunetium

to hate a culture or strongly dislike one

Instruction: "the person showed cultunetium becuse, they didn't like the muisc" What is the definition of "cultunetium"?


chaboozo

a vibrator other wise known as sexual tool in the shape of a phallus

Instruction: "i bought my bestfriend a chaboozo because she needed sex badly and wouldn't pay for it" What is the definition of "chaboozo"?


degreaser

Instruction: "i am going to need some degreaser to wash down those chips" What is the definition of "degreaser"?


degreaser

Context: this stove needs degreaser to get clean

Instruction: "this stove needs degreaser to get clean" What is the definition of "degreaser"?


3 barrel brunson

this rare event occurs when poker pro doyle brunson performs a 3 barrel bluff

Instruction: "wow, that doyle brunson just performed a 3 barrel brunson" What is the definition of "3 barrel brunson"?


condensationing

verb: when condensation from a cold-liquid filled object assaults one with itself

Instruction: "this ice pack is condensationing isn't all over me" What is the definition of "condensationing"?


holy shit!

Context: holy shit!

something you yell when you see something incredibly surprising

Instruction: "holy shit!" What is the definition of "holy shit!"?


cheese wire

Instruction: "cor this piece of cheese wire is cutting my arse in half" What is the definition of "cheese wire"?


donatious

Instruction: "that millionaire was extremely donatious" What is the definition of "donatious"?


booby tosspot

Instruction: "man that party las night was a total booby tosspot" What is the definition of "booby tosspot"?


bon chica wow wow

refering to a hot girl or any thing that has to do with hot babes

Instruction: "damn look a that chick in the thong bon chica wow wow" What is the definition of "bon chica wow wow"?


scloid

Context: man that guy is such a scloid

a scloid is a name given to someone that does something that will affect a good person in a negative way or someone fits the description of a douche

Instruction: "man that guy is such a scloid" What is the definition of "scloid"?


electric swordfish

a sex position where the male jerks is penis quickly up and down in the females vagina/butthole

Instruction: "dude i did and electric swordfish last night" What is the definition of "electric swordfish"?


a good two seasons

a long period time that an individual goes without a certain act, experience, or idea

Instruction: "it's been a good two seasons since i've had a decent handjob" What is the definition of "a good two seasons"?


electric socks

Instruction: "bob:omg jim watcha wearin?  jim: the new electric socks they automatically warm up your feet when it's cold out" What is the definition of "electric socks"?


electric socks

Instruction: "bob:omg jim watcha wearin?  jim: the new electric socks they automatically warm up your feet when it's cold out" What is the definition of "electric socks"?


akraa'neonor

"a massive, many-tentacled, one-eyed, slimy monster which looks like it comes straight out of an anime hentai film

Instruction: "the akraa'neonor rises out of the pit, flailing tentacles everywhere" What is the definition of "akraa'neonor"?


akraa'neonor

"a massive, many-tentacled, one-eyed, slimy monster which looks like it comes straight out of an anime hentai film

Instruction: "the akraa'neonor rises out of the pit, flailing tentacles everywhere" What is the definition of "akraa'neonor"?


dopeheart

Instruction: "sara: hey, i bought you some food  tom: thanks man, you're a big dopeheart" What is the definition of "dopeheart"?


bootydank

Context: bootydank

Instruction: "bootydank" What is the definition of "bootydank"?


a-wear

Context: she is such an a-wear bitch

Instruction: "she is such an a-wear bitch" What is the definition of "a-wear"?


herbo

Instruction: ""bro: "yo herbo wanna go hit a rager on friday and get turnt" What is the definition of "herbo"?


herbo

Context: look at that herbo in the trash

a person who is both a [hermaphrodite] and a [hobo]

Instruction: "look at that herbo in the trash" What is the definition of "herbo"?


courties

a group of gay men who hang out at law courts and fight one another to the death

Instruction: "gary's on trial today, i hope he stays clear of those courties" What is the definition of "courties"?


ass stamp

"a large red stamp with the word "ass" on it

Instruction: "drew: get off the games gregory gregory: i'm not on games (gregory was on games) dave: wasn't greg playing games? drew: yeah, he gets the ass stamp on that one" What is the definition of "ass stamp"?


chure hymen

Instruction: "i can't wait to pop my wife's chure hymen" What is the definition of "chure hymen"?


contoods

small testicles in result of taking steroids

Instruction: "that guy has contoods i saw him taking steroids last night" What is the definition of "contoods"?


contoods

Context: carly: contoods

idiotic word used by carly in icarly, thinking making up words would make her famous

Instruction: "carly: contoods" What is the definition of "contoods"?


bloggosphere

"the world of blogs or the "bloggosphere" has become a major source of info dissemination and platform for criticism of pop culture, but certainly not limited to that

Instruction: "in addition to campaigning in the major media, political candidates must now pay attention to the growing bloggosphere where much of the younger generation turns for its identity" What is the definition of "bloggosphere"?


adjectnounative

an instance where a noun is bastardized and used as an adjective

Instruction: ""an adjectnounative in action: upon finding a kitchen full of dirty dishes, the thirsty man says "it's o" What is the definition of "adjectnounative"?


boner tuck

when you tuck your boner into your pants to avoid public indecency charges

Instruction: "the teacher called me up to the front of the class, but i had a boner so i had to perform a high-speed boner tuck to avoid being embarassed" What is the definition of "boner tuck"?


albju

the greatest fucking crack pairing that you will ever fap to

Instruction: "i stayed up until 6 this morning fapping to albju" What is the definition of "albju"?


innocent babychild

a sweet and naive person that needs to be protected

Instruction: "wow, i know logan is super sassy, but i still can't get over how much of an innocent babychild she is" What is the definition of "innocent babychild"?


blugulent

Context: -naw dude she's got a blugulent face

blud-jew-lent- an awkward, yet not ugly face with some good features but an all-together strange way to it

Instruction: "-naw dude she's got a blugulent face" What is the definition of "blugulent"?


hot dog

someone who likes to show-off or standout

Instruction: "*guy burns out* witness: wow, what a hot dog" What is the definition of "hot dog"?


hot dog

"a commonly-used (but etymologically obscure) term for a sausage that is usually eaten in a bun with ketchup, mustard, and/or relish

Instruction: ""while in frankfurt (appropriately), i once asked a [german] storekeeper for a 'hei�er hund'- literally 'a hot dog" What is the definition of "hot dog"?


hot dog

Instruction: "american i just had a hot dog  canadian *sigh*" What is the definition of "hot dog"?


hot dog

someone who likes to show-off or standout

Instruction: "*guy burns out* witness: wow, what a hot dog" What is the definition of "hot dog"?


hot dog

"a commonly-used (but etymologically obscure) term for a sausage that is usually eaten in a bun with ketchup, mustard, and/or relish

Instruction: ""while in frankfurt (appropriately), i once asked a [german] storekeeper for a 'hei�er hund'- literally 'a hot dog" What is the definition of "hot dog"?


hot dog

Instruction: "american i just had a hot dog  canadian *sigh*" What is the definition of "hot dog"?


barroni

Context: oi barroni

"a word defined in the suburbs of a village known as march

Instruction: "oi barroni" What is the definition of "barroni"?


candle stick

male sticks his erected penis in womans ear, pulls out and woman sucks him off till he gives her a money shot!

Instruction: "destiny let me candle stick her last night" What is the definition of "candle stick"?


candle stick

Context: look at that candle stick

Instruction: "look at that candle stick" What is the definition of "candle stick"?


ghs

Instruction: ""you guys are ghs  "you are just jealous dailyn""" What is the definition of "ghs"?


ghs

Context: damn that bitch is a ghs

[grand hustle snatch] a girl who is impossible to get with

Instruction: "damn that bitch is a ghs" What is the definition of "ghs"?


dwinnon

Context: #1 that dude is such a dwinnon

Instruction: "#1 that dude is such a dwinnon" What is the definition of "dwinnon"?


a hannah davis

a hannah davis is basically a girl or guy who is a slutty ass bitch

Instruction: "[ohhh man, she just pulled a hannah davis" What is the definition of "a hannah davis"?


don't drink the kool-aid

comes from a [religious] mass suicide from poisoned kool-aid

Instruction: "oh, you're becoming a [scientologist]? that's ok, just don't drink the kool-aid" What is the definition of "don't drink the kool-aid"?


don't drink the kool-aid

Context: don't drink the kool-aid

one specific form of the more general term [drink the kool-aid]

Instruction: "don't drink the kool-aid" What is the definition of "don't drink the kool-aid"?


door nazi

an employee that works at department stores who checks your receipt upon leaving the store

Instruction: "i told the door nazi at costco to go fuck himself" What is the definition of "door nazi"?


door nazi

one who watches the crowd at a bar and permits or does not permit people to stay

Instruction: "that door nazi bitch got me kicked out because i didn't give her money to watch this live band" What is the definition of "door nazi"?


dick stroking

Instruction: "pubert: this prompt for northwestern sounds like a lot of dick stroking" What is the definition of "dick stroking"?


ace in the deck

a phrase used when you still have something planned for a certain situation

Instruction: "my company thinks this project isn't going to go anywhere, but there's still an ace in the deck that they aren't seeing" What is the definition of "ace in the deck"?


blackout artist

one that enjoys and is proficient in drinking till blackout

Instruction: "chris was hammered last night as usual, fucking blackout artist" What is the definition of "blackout artist"?


blackout artist

an artist who blacks out when making work - from the process, not alcohol or drugs

Instruction: "when the blackout artist came to she looked at her canvas and didn't remember her painting, but liked it" What is the definition of "blackout artist"?


rig it all

a person that has the ability to fix, repair, or modify just about anything, even if its not the right way, it seems to work for some bizzare reason

Instruction: "go see mikey rig it all if you want that car to be fast" What is the definition of "rig it all"?


cunilinguist

a person who performs cunnilingus/oral sex

Instruction: "your mom uses a perfect combination of tounge and lip, being the cunilinguist that she is" What is the definition of "cunilinguist"?


frienditude

frienditude is a measurement of friendship, on a scale of 1-10, with the exception of 0 for people who are not friends at all

Instruction: "you have a definite frienditude of 7, my other friend only has a frienditude of 5" What is the definition of "frienditude"?


mountainman

an individual who is cute yet charming while knows how to be the life of the party at any dull moment

Instruction: "girl - are you jesus?  mountainman - no sweetie i am the mountainman" What is the definition of "mountainman"?


chicago spicer

the act of hollowing out a jalape�o pepper and using it as a condom

Instruction: "i couldn't tell if juanito was enjoying our chicago spicer last night, his eyes were tearing up bad" What is the definition of "chicago spicer"?


platonic fucking

Context: i want some platonic fucking

a male and female having sex out of friendship rather than sexual interest

Instruction: "i want some platonic fucking" What is the definition of "platonic fucking"?


bag talk

a conversation had usually with a stranger compossed almost entirely of lies, the purpose of which is to derive pleasure by miss leading the bagie

Instruction: "that was some serious bag talk last nite, i convinced her my father was a mongolian albino midget" What is the definition of "bag talk"?


albino hippie

a person with the name hippie, who has the complection of a marshmallow, and dark hair

Instruction: "my best friend is an albino hippie whos obsessed with sex, sex and more sex, and has a severe hatred for twinkies" What is the definition of "albino hippie"?


bananema

n, pl bananemas: the act of inserting a plantain into the rectum for rapid potassium intake and/or sexual pleasure

Instruction: "ex: jacob was suffering from muscle cramps so he gave himself a bananema for quick relief" What is the definition of "bananema"?


chicken heart

Context: check out the looks of my chicken heart

ok this is tricky and takes some practice and a real professional genital magician to pull of

Instruction: " check out the looks of my chicken heart" What is the definition of "chicken heart"?


chicken heart

"the act of pulling your balls out and telling someone to look at your "chicken heart"

Instruction: "ben woke kevin up and told him to look at his chicken heart" What is the definition of "chicken heart"?


chicken heart

whipping your ball sac out while you keep your dick in your pants

Instruction: "he showed the drunk girl his chicken heart and she started suckin it and went to town" What is the definition of "chicken heart"?


chicken heart

"high shock value party favorite -whipping out and squeezing your balls and cock with 1 hand until they turn purple

Instruction: "so then carl jumped on the coffee table and showed his chicken heart to everyone at the tupperware party" What is the definition of "chicken heart"?


iracket

iracket is the term used to describe the war in iraq

Instruction: ""how do you feel about the bush's iracket, overseas? "stop the iracket" What is the definition of "iracket"?


hubsponge

Instruction: ""do you think he'll nail that chick? "nah, he's a hubsponge" What is the definition of "hubsponge"?


funngry

feeling anger but expressing it in a way that is considered funny/entertaining to the people around you

Instruction: "i love messing with jessie, she gets so funngry" What is the definition of "funngry"?


death fart

the final gaseous emission from the lower loins, occuring at or about the exact time of death

Instruction: "man, i did the angry dragon on that ho, but realized i mussa snapper her neck cuz i heard dat death fart come outter azz" What is the definition of "death fart"?


chin-rubbing

when ones nuts are hot and sweaty from  sex, and someone is giving that person head and there nuts are hitting the other person's chin

Instruction: "when randy, josh, & matt have oral sex, they all have a good ol chin-rubbing" What is the definition of "chin-rubbing"?


first date syndrome

a condition which involves the ability to have a great first date, but never experience a second for some reason

Instruction: ""are you going to see him again? "are you kidding? i have first date syndrome" What is the definition of "first date syndrome"?


bubba squish

Instruction: ""stranger 1: "andrew golding says bubba squish too much" What is the definition of "bubba squish"?


Context: "a 1984-1991 3-series bmw is an e30

bmw chassis code for 1984 to mid-1991 3-series cars

Instruction: ""a 1984-1991 3-series bmw is an e30" What is the definition of "e30"?


"chassis code for the best car ever made

Instruction: "i would rather drive an e30 than anything else" What is the definition of "e30"?


gnial

Context: - gnial

in french, it means brilliant, inspired, great, cool

Instruction: "- gnial" What is the definition of "gnial"?


hockey fight

making the ugly girl your about to have sex with put on a hockey jersey and nothing else

Instruction: "chase: i heard you slept with that girl with the screwed up nose?  kyle: haha ya i didn't notice it, i had a hockey fight with her" What is the definition of "hockey fight"?


hockey fight

the act of pulling someone's shirt/sweatshirt over there head before landing an upper cut

Instruction: "as the fight grew to a climax, bob yelled hockey fight and decisively ended it as he pulled jim's sweatshirt over his head and landed an upper cut" What is the definition of "hockey fight"?


epen

Context: he's just stroking his epen

internet boasting or bragging about skills related to gaming

Instruction: "he's just stroking his epen" What is the definition of "epen"?


athena's pyramid

when 3 women engage in oral sex all at once

Instruction: "i was in an athena's pyramid last night and my life will never be the same" What is the definition of "athena's pyramid"?


attachabongable

Context: my gas mask is attachabongable

able to have a bong or other marijuana smoking device attached to it and used to inhale the smoke

Instruction: "my gas mask is attachabongable" What is the definition of "attachabongable"?


blue hair

Instruction: "i just got blue hair today and im suprisingly happy" What is the definition of "blue hair"?


blue hair

Context: and for some reason, id have blue hair

Instruction: "and for some reason, id have blue hair" What is the definition of "blue hair"?


ass wrinkles

depending on the length of your ass wrinkles is the width your asshole can actualy open, it is connected to your sphinkter

Instruction: "the length of her ass wrinkles is a sure sign she could take it" What is the definition of "ass wrinkles"?


besjana

Instruction: "besjana hangs around ignorant hoes, sucks cocks and eats ladys out for money, ussually blonde" What is the definition of "besjana"?


life anchor

Instruction: ""i would've made that business investment in vegas, but my life anchor over here wouldn't have been happy about the trips" What is the definition of "life anchor"?


boston terrier bulldog

a black and white type of dog that resembles a flat nosed mouse

Instruction: "jesus, did your boston terrier bulldog just fart? *death ensues*" What is the definition of "boston terrier bulldog"?


assmuffing

Context: stop talking, you assmuffing robot

a rusty trombone without the trombone (see rusty trombone)

Instruction: "stop talking, you assmuffing robot" What is the definition of "assmuffing"?


as soft as a she-mouse's belly

an expression meaning very soft and tender to caress and feel

Instruction: "the fabric of stephanie's new coat was very warm and luxurious and felt as soft as a she-mouse's belly" What is the definition of "as soft as a she-mouse's belly"?


code red anal

anal intercourse done at such a speed/force that the anus loses all tightness and what was once a happy starfish is now a hot red pit

Instruction: "damn that description of code red anal was hot" What is the definition of "code red anal"?


bleary

Context: i was bleary in class this morning

the morning after too much whiskey and guinness

Instruction: "i was bleary in class this morning" What is the definition of "bleary"?


blurfing

surfing blogs (a combination of blog + surfing)

Instruction: "i spent all night blurfing from one link to another" What is the definition of "blurfing"?


bush rustler

Context: watch your backs, he's a bush rustler

Instruction: "watch your backs, he's a bush rustler" What is the definition of "bush rustler"?


attack rows

lines of increasing baldness on either side of the scalp

Instruction: "i was worried about my hair thinning, then i saw john's attack rows" What is the definition of "attack rows"?


void sandwich

a model used to explain the theory of parallel/alternate universes

Instruction: "the void sandwich model was used in a science class to describe parallel universes" What is the definition of "void sandwich"?


secret squirrel

Context: runnin from secret squirrel

secret agents such as cia, fbi, atf, etc

Instruction: "runnin from secret squirrel" What is the definition of "secret squirrel"?


secret squirrel

Instruction: ""right before i busted a nut, i whispered in my girlfriend's ear: "i got secret squirrel for ur pussy""" What is the definition of "secret squirrel"?


secret squirrel

Context: kevin is totally a secret squirrel

Instruction: "kevin is totally a secret squirrel" What is the definition of "secret squirrel"?


secret squirrel

the voyeuristic act of watching a couple copulate, usually through a window - much like a squirrel would from a tree

Instruction: "i played secret squirrel and watched joe bang jackie last night through his bedroom window" What is the definition of "secret squirrel"?


secret squirrel

Context: what a secret squirrel that guy is

having no life, to be chained to one's computer, loser

Instruction: "what a secret squirrel that guy is" What is the definition of "secret squirrel"?


bere

Context: there was bere traffic on the road

Instruction: "there was bere traffic on the road" What is the definition of "bere"?


bere

Context: dude your so bere today

Instruction: "dude your so bere today" What is the definition of "bere"?


:-c

Instruction: "dweeb1: :-c dweeb2: wtf is :-c dweeb1: that's my fu manchu emoticon dweeb2: oh now i get it  they r so cool :-c" What is the definition of ":-c"?


andivorcary

the annual date of the celebration of your divorce(s)

Instruction: "today is the 6th andivorcary of my second marriage" What is the definition of "andivorcary"?


candle light

noun: time played on a sports team,    especially basketball (also known as no burn)

Instruction: "yo them splinters in ya ass must hurt, you gets no candle light (no burn)" What is the definition of "candle light"?


duskky

Context: duskky is a sexy motherfucker

Instruction: "duskky is a sexy motherfucker" What is the definition of "duskky"?


booger farmer

first coined by comedianne bret butler as an uneducated rural person

Instruction: "son, you see that booger farmer in the old pickup truck over there?  no not that guy, the one with the overalls and the wolf on his shirt" What is the definition of "booger farmer"?


annanator

annanator [sexy bitch] devil in a red dress

Instruction: "u wanna apiece of this? annanator will eat u up & spit u out" What is the definition of "annanator"?


helmethead

some who lacks knowledge in the most obvious things

Instruction: "i thought that butterface mean that her face looked like butter geez, you're such a helmethead" What is the definition of "helmethead"?


anal drawering

the act of credit carding (sliding through the rectum crack) yourself on a drawer that is protruding out of desk

Instruction: "bobyn is bending down and accidentally starts anal drawering" What is the definition of "anal drawering"?


heilly

Context: "wow that girl is soo heilly

Instruction: ""wow that girl is soo heilly" What is the definition of "heilly"?


big five

Instruction: "don't fuck with hector, he's strappin a big five" What is the definition of "big five"?


cuong

the most unique and most studly person in philly

Instruction: "damn that boy is phat, he must be a cuong" What is the definition of "cuong"?


cuong

Context: what a cuong

Instruction: "what a cuong" What is the definition of "cuong"?


cuong

Context: dude that kid is really cuong

Instruction: "dude that kid is really cuong" What is the definition of "cuong"?


cuong

Context: he's huge, he must be a cuong

a male vietnamese stud who is well endowed

Instruction: "he's huge, he must be a cuong" What is the definition of "cuong"?


cuong

the real btk killer, and long suspected as the center city rapist

Instruction: "i was walking my dog down the street and that cuong attacked me and made my chihuahua ride his baloney pony" What is the definition of "cuong"?


bean blender

the act of gripping a woman's clitoris, or [bean], between your thumb and index finger and twisting

Instruction: "i finally got alissa back last night with a mean bean blender" What is the definition of "bean blender"?


blow out your kite

Instruction: "blow out your kite on fried chicken and taters" What is the definition of "blow out your kite"?


big n tasty

when someone licks the asshole of another who has just taken a shit

Instruction: "bill gave george the biggest big n tasty he has ever received" What is the definition of "big n tasty"?


big n tasty

Context: i'll have a big n tasty

Instruction: "i'll have a big n tasty" What is the definition of "big n tasty"?


floe job

Instruction: "dude, that lapp dance in rovaniemi last night totally got me a hot floe job" What is the definition of "floe job"?


beast mastah

Context: she a beast mastah fo dat one

Instruction: "she a beast mastah fo dat one" What is the definition of "beast mastah"?


jerk in last minute

Instruction: "the jerk in last minute ruined the marriage and made every present people very sad" What is the definition of "jerk in last minute"?


gods pocket

to have anal sex and throw any spare change up the anus upon completion

Instruction: "i gave her the taxi money using the gods pocket" What is the definition of "gods pocket"?


anti social

Instruction: "i see the pta is planning an ice cream anti social" What is the definition of "anti social"?


chiaki kuriyama

Instruction: "chiaki kuriyama is super talented, uber popular, and way sexy" What is the definition of "chiaki kuriyama"?


coffee walker

Context: jay is quite the coffee walker

Instruction: "jay is quite the coffee walker" What is the definition of "coffee walker"?


borindor

borindor is a term or character bestowed on someone better than aquadark at all aspects of life

Instruction: "i wish i was borindor because i would be better than aquadark" What is the definition of "borindor"?


ass jockey

Context: don't touch my bum you ass jockey

Instruction: "don't touch my bum you ass jockey" What is the definition of "ass jockey"?


ass jockey

one who participates often in the ritual of anal sex

Instruction: "yeah, last night bobby kurka was my ass jockey" What is the definition of "ass jockey"?


ass jockey

Instruction: "chadwick: oh bro that guy's a fucking major ass jockey" What is the definition of "ass jockey"?


ass jockey

homosexual who likes to do it from behind

Instruction: "get the fuck away from me you ass jockey" What is the definition of "ass jockey"?


bitch skin

the skin that is stuck between the gems of a [pimp]'s ring after he [pimp slaps] her

Instruction: "damn, that slut got bitch skin all over my ring" What is the definition of "bitch skin"?


dobita

Context: u dobita

Instruction: "u dobita" What is the definition of "dobita"?


dobita

Context: ure such a dobita

a strange creature whose full name ends in ta  (ruchita or namrata)

Instruction: "ure such a dobita" What is the definition of "dobita"?


chum some of this shit

having to perform a task that's very undesirable

Instruction: "coworker: so, boss has you doing his reports again, huh?  you: yeah, how 'bout you chum some of this shit with me?" What is the definition of "chum some of this shit"?


child porn

pornography with children (defined by being lower than the age of consent) featured in it

Instruction: "the cop arrested the man with child porn" What is the definition of "child porn"?


child porn

Context: child porn is sick as all fuck

its sick, little kids fucking is sick! though, being 15, i wish i could see some 15 year old porn

Instruction: "child porn is sick as all fuck" What is the definition of "child porn"?


child porn

Context: hey check out this child porn

Instruction: "hey check out this child porn" What is the definition of "child porn"?


codriffic

Context: that boat there be codriffic

Instruction: "that boat there be codriffic" What is the definition of "codriffic"?


intromissio in ano

Instruction: "intromissio in ano is legally defined as the great crime against nature" What is the definition of "intromissio in ano"?


aih

artificial insemination, homologous (using the husband's semen)

Instruction: "the misses & i used aih for both of our kids" What is the definition of "aih"?


beardophile

a person who enjoys stroking/touching other peoples beards

Instruction: "you like to stroke beards, you beardophile" What is the definition of "beardophile"?


beardophile

Instruction: "see that beardophile on tv last night? disgusting" What is the definition of "beardophile"?


pendejos

a group of stupid, idiots, ignorant, useless people

Instruction: "emos, estcounty-boys,cholos,asian thugs and blacks wana-be-gangstar are a bunch of pendejos" What is the definition of "pendejos"?


basement bozo

"a person who stereotypically does not get a job or work, they failed at school and would tell you they "dont giva"

Instruction: ""that guy is such a basement bozo he needs to get a life" What is the definition of "basement bozo"?


bi-assed

the condition of having two asses, thus: the ability to figuratively sit on two chairs

Instruction: "rudy giuliani has been both pro-choice and pro-life, so he's either bi-assed or a flip-flopper" What is the definition of "bi-assed"?


bi-assed

Context: ign is so bi-assed in their reviews

a person who is biased in such a way that people hate him for it

Instruction: "ign is so bi-assed in their reviews" What is the definition of "bi-assed"?


bucket o' betes

(buh-kit oh bee-tees) a large portion of anything, usually a medley of foods with large amounts of saturated and trans fats

Instruction: "i went to panda the other day, and got a bucket o' betes with extra soy sauce and a [dr" What is the definition of "bucket o' betes"?


auto tune

a tool used to cover up the fact that you can't sing

Instruction: "t-pain uses auto tune because his voice sounds like a cat in a meatgrinder" What is the definition of "auto tune"?


auto tune

it is used to disguise inaccuracies and mistakes, and – due to its increasing use in modern music – has allowed many artists to produce more precisely tuned recordings

Instruction: "in the hit single lollipop, lil wayne used auto tune" What is the definition of "auto tune"?