chrystalice

the sex beast of the runescape clan 3xtermination

Instruction: "dam that chrystalice is such a sexy beast" What is the definition of "chrystalice"?


afghanistank

the smell of a room in which an afghan pipeline has been used for so long that the feces has thawed out

Instruction: "don't use the afghan pipeline for too long or else the afghanistank will become unbearable" What is the definition of "afghanistank"?


art fag

Instruction: "that art fag welded a high-heel to an umbrella and ran around the village all day in the rain" What is the definition of "art fag"?


art fag

art fag:  a pretentious individual who, although eventually graduating, never fully leaves the post pubescent mentality of a college student

Instruction: "robert was such an art fag he took pictures at the handsome furs concert with his iphone set on sepia" What is the definition of "art fag"?


fesicious

the state of having one's vagina unwashed

Instruction: "the woman i just spoke with was a fesicious beast" What is the definition of "fesicious"?


dollywally

Context: denijen is a dollywally

dollywally is a term that is used too describe a person on the  [dole]

Instruction: "denijen is a dollywally" What is the definition of "dollywally"?


gandolphing

Context: i love gandolphing hookers in the face

"much like the "dirty sanchez",gandolphing someone is when you slap them with your penis,while still covered in excrement from a rescent entrance threw someone's back door

Instruction: "i love gandolphing hookers in the face" What is the definition of "gandolphing"?


big zaddy a

a cool person who is just amazing and everyone loves, usually cocky and extremely cute

Instruction: "she's so cute, she must know big zaddy a" What is the definition of "big zaddy a"?


alphabet orgasm

a multiple orgasm achieved by stimulating the a-spot, u-spot, and g-spot

Instruction: "he was so amazing he hit every spot so i had an alphabet orgasm" What is the definition of "alphabet orgasm"?


asbn

Context: bob said lbj was an asbn

a person who is an antisocial bitch nigger

Instruction: "bob said lbj was an asbn" What is the definition of "asbn"?


bloody musket

when a male inserts watermelon seeds into his penis, then after intercourse he ejaculates, blood, cum and the watermelon seeds

Instruction: "i preformed a painful bloody musket on a bitch" What is the definition of "bloody musket"?


shit fuck

Context: look at this shit fuck

Instruction: "look at this shit fuck" What is the definition of "shit fuck"?


shit fuck

Context: you are just a shit fuck

Instruction: "you are just a shit fuck" What is the definition of "shit fuck"?


kriegering

Instruction: "you still owe me money, i'm tired of you kriegering me like this" What is the definition of "kriegering"?


vikas

Context: 1) vikas is a good boy

Instruction: "1) vikas is a good boy" What is the definition of "vikas"?


kids

Instruction: "infants are cute until they turn 4, then they become kids " What is the definition of "kids "?


kids

Instruction: "infants are cute until they turn 4, then they become kids " What is the definition of "kids "?


kids

Instruction: "infants are cute until they turn 4, then they become kids " What is the definition of "kids "?


ass pants

Context: anna is so hot in her ass pants

tight, stretchy pants meant to show-off one's ass

Instruction: "anna is so hot in her ass pants" What is the definition of "ass pants"?


ass pants

cheaply constructed polyester/lycra pants easily distinguished by lack of back pockets

Instruction: "the club was filled with chads and slutty trollop woo-girls wearing their abominable ass pants" What is the definition of "ass pants"?


ass pants

a word used in beck's train of thought surreal song hotwax from the album 'odelay'

Instruction: "silver foxes looking for romance in the chain-smoke kansas flash dance ass pants" What is the definition of "ass pants"?


ass pants

Context: look at kathy in those ass pants

pants that has the back end or seat of them cut out where it will show your bare ass

Instruction: "look at kathy in those ass pants" What is the definition of "ass pants"?


ginger snaps

Context: ahh, lean back and do the ginger snaps

a dance gingers do that involves leaning and snapping, with some foot movement

Instruction: " ahh, lean back and do the ginger snaps" What is the definition of "ginger snaps"?


ginger snaps

Context: ginger snaps is my favorite movie

"a canadian movie that stars kathrine isabelle and emily perkins

Instruction: "ginger snaps is my favorite movie" What is the definition of "ginger snaps"?


Context: omg i'm hax0ring teh white house

Instruction: "omg i'm hax0ring teh white house" What is the definition of "hax0ring"?


shitbath

Instruction: ""dork #1: "dude, i just saw this band shitbath" What is the definition of "shitbath"?


kalubala

"the newest riding name for marijuana, kalubala was invented by local potheads junior martinez and junior solis

Instruction: ""jr solis: "hey jr lets go get some kalubala maan" What is the definition of "kalubala"?


fuyoh

Instruction: "fuyoh the clothes in that shop have huge discounts" What is the definition of "fuyoh"?


chicken winging

when one jerks off another penis with one's arm pit while one jerks off a third penis with their hand

Instruction: "chuck was chicken winging over by the stadiums to help reduce the crowd that was building because of his awesome services" What is the definition of "chicken winging"?


chicken winging

when one masturbates by using the space between their forearm and bicep, forming the shape of a chicken wing

Instruction: "oh man, bill churchill torqued his shit chicken winging it" What is the definition of "chicken winging"?


chicken winging

when driving with your window down in your car, having your elbow and arm resting on the door

Instruction: "i was driving down the street the other day, windows down, chicken winging like fark" What is the definition of "chicken winging"?


chicken winging

when one jerks off another penis with one's arm pit while one jerks off a third penis with their hand

Instruction: "chuck was chicken winging over by the stadiums to help reduce the crowd that was building because of his awesome services" What is the definition of "chicken winging"?


chicken winging

when one masturbates by using the space between their forearm and bicep, forming the shape of a chicken wing

Instruction: "oh man, bill churchill torqued his shit chicken winging it" What is the definition of "chicken winging"?


chicken winging

when driving with your window down in your car, having your elbow and arm resting on the door

Instruction: "i was driving down the street the other day, windows down, chicken winging like fark" What is the definition of "chicken winging"?


afro thunder

what you call a cool kid that has an afro

Instruction: "jim: hey did you see afro thunder today? you: no, i think he is sick" What is the definition of "afro thunder"?


afro thunder

Instruction: "ricardo: hey victor whats you're girlfriend's name  victor:its shanell dumb ass ricardo: what about her nick name victor:its afro thunder" What is the definition of "afro thunder"?


afro thunder

"when a male with an extremely large bush greases it up to be a huge afro

Instruction: "marni was not expecting to get the afro thunder in the ass when her dad came home from work" What is the definition of "afro thunder"?


arse candle

Instruction: "after a large steak dinner andrew spent the morning delivering a huge arse candle" What is the definition of "arse candle"?


arse candle

Context: its weaved from the finest arse candle

one of the latest revisions of string theory involving spider spunk sweat shops

Instruction: "its weaved from the finest arse candle" What is the definition of "arse candle"?


arse candle

a situation involving public outrage or malicious talk about us

Instruction: ""bill told hillary, "sweetie, monica is arse candle" What is the definition of "arse candle"?


arse candle

Context: i passed a wick-ed arse candle

Instruction: "i passed a wick-ed arse candle" What is the definition of "arse candle"?


arsewards

to make an absolute tit of something, thus turning it to shit (hence the arse-wards)

Instruction: "i was wide open up the wing then johnny bloody throws an arsewards pass straight into touch" What is the definition of "arsewards"?


first lobster

Context: her first lobster left me raw

the act of pinching a man's nipples whilst performing a deep throat oral act

Instruction: "her first lobster left me raw" What is the definition of "first lobster"?


dookie dreads

the afro-american version of a dingleberry, which is a lump of poop stuck on a strand of butt hair

Instruction: ""yo dawg, after that burrito i got some major dookie dreads" What is the definition of "dookie dreads"?


alaskan snow pipe

a turd wrapped in clingfilm and then frozen, to be used as a penetrative sex toy on the ladies, alone or with company

Instruction: "'ey janet, just off to drop a kid at the pool, fancy an alaskan snow pipe later?" What is the definition of "alaskan snow pipe"?


cakalac

Context: im fin 2 go 2 south cakalac

Instruction: "im fin 2 go 2 south cakalac" What is the definition of "cakalac"?


deep tac

"the opposite of "off the wall" as in super chill and relaxed

Instruction: "mazzonna: you know dylan? jeb: yeah he's super deep tac" What is the definition of "deep tac"?


ass farts

Instruction: "omg did hear my ass farts they were soo loud" What is the definition of "ass farts"?


bonjero

Instruction: "when a gurl calls you ass hole just say bonjero and she wont know what your talking about" What is the definition of "bonjero"?


cranleigh

an irrational hatred of everyone and everyhthing

Instruction: "i was wondering why i was feeling cranleigh until i realised i had not had my fix of caffeine yet" What is the definition of "cranleigh"?


cranleigh

Context: man, that guy is such a cranleigh

someone who is considered to be quite stupid: a retard

Instruction: "man, that guy is such a cranleigh" What is the definition of "cranleigh"?


cranleigh

Instruction: "im goin down to cranleigh to get pissed u cumin?" What is the definition of "cranleigh"?


ass douche

Instruction: "when matt was making jokes at her expense, he was being a real ass douche" What is the definition of "ass douche"?


ass douche

Instruction: "when matt was making jokes at her expense, he was being a real ass douche" What is the definition of "ass douche"?


jabbawokeez

Context: jabbawokeez for the win

made up of 5 super hawt talented dancers [:

Instruction: "jabbawokeez for the win" What is the definition of "jabbawokeez"?


jabbawokeez

Context: the jabbawokeez are tightt

a street dance crew made up of 5 members that won season 1 of america's best dance crew

Instruction: "the jabbawokeez are tightt" What is the definition of "jabbawokeez"?


dirtgirt

Context: brett and bryan: that kid is a dirtgirt

a person, usually male, who is dirty, awkward, sneaky, dorklike, or cannot surf well

Instruction: "brett and bryan: that kid is a dirtgirt" What is the definition of "dirtgirt"?


brigade

Context: wow, hes brigade

Instruction: "wow, hes brigade" What is the definition of "brigade"?


aishiteruze

"basically: "i love you baby" or "love ya!" in japanese"

Instruction: "akane: aishiteru, hiro-kun  hiro: aishiteruze" What is the definition of "aishiteruze"?


marsive

a more discreet way to comment on the large size of a backside

Instruction: "look at that it so marsive you can see it from the front" What is the definition of "marsive"?


dj corruption

when stupid dj's shout their names over songs and ruin them

Instruction: "i'm so sick of this dj corruption on hot singles" What is the definition of "dj corruption"?


go fuck yourself

to tell someone to go away or to just leave you alone or never talk to them ever again

Instruction: ""pj: hey can i eat dinner at your house ? aj: yeah right, go fuck yourself" What is the definition of "go fuck yourself"?


go fuck yourself

if you need to look this up, you should try this sometime

Instruction: "tony: go fuck yourself steve, not my girlfriend" What is the definition of "go fuck yourself"?


go fuck yourself

to tell someone to go away or to just leave you alone or never talk to them ever again

Instruction: ""pj: hey can i eat dinner at your house ? aj: yeah right, go fuck yourself" What is the definition of "go fuck yourself"?


go fuck yourself

if you need to look this up, you should try this sometime

Instruction: "tony: go fuck yourself steve, not my girlfriend" What is the definition of "go fuck yourself"?


efaporation

to rely on evaporation to clear your bedsheets of cum after a vigorous session

Instruction: ""hey bro, aren't you gonna clean that shit up? "naw, i'm relying on efaporation tonight" What is the definition of "efaporation"?


cleveland ass clapper

the art of inserting both hands in your lovers ass and clapping to ecstacy

Instruction: "harold preformed the cleveland ass clapper on freddy by clapping the entire alphabet followed by knick knack paddy wack" What is the definition of "cleveland ass clapper"?


ham sammich

used to describe an attractive individual, particularly a woman

Instruction: "see megan over there? now that is one fine ham sammich" What is the definition of "ham sammich"?


ham sammich

Context: life is a ham sammich

Instruction: "life is a ham sammich" What is the definition of "ham sammich"?


ham sammich

used to describe an attractive individual, particularly a woman

Instruction: "see megan over there?  now that is one fine ham sammich" What is the definition of "ham sammich"?


butt cheese

"the accumulation of feces, toilet paper, lint, and other detritus in the area between the buttocks

Instruction: "i need to go re-wipe, or my butt cheese will be a nice crop of dingleberries by supper" What is the definition of "butt cheese"?


butt cheese

cheesy smell of butt- likely caused by gas moisture

Instruction: "i need to wash these pants, they;re stinking of butt cheese" What is the definition of "butt cheese"?


butt cheese

the pasty accumulation of farts in your underwear

Instruction: "i gotta wipe the butt cheese from my crack before it makes a skid mark on my underwear" What is the definition of "butt cheese"?


butt cheese

it is the small amount of feces that is pushed out your anus when you stand up

Instruction: "after eating thai food dave typically had butt cheese that would make is ass itch like a mu fu during the day" What is the definition of "butt cheese"?


butt cheese

a combination of moisture, sweat, dead skin and anal secretions which combine together is mixed between ones butt cheeks resulting in an undesirable smell and discomforting sensation

Instruction: "my butt cheese is getting so messy it feels like a little kid eating a candy bar" What is the definition of "butt cheese"?


bignonia

Context: yo get your own stuff you bignonia

used to call a person who grubs off of another person in daily nessecities like smoking weed and eating food

Instruction: "yo get your own stuff you bignonia" What is the definition of "bignonia"?


giffy

Context: giffy

Instruction: "giffy" What is the definition of "giffy"?


giffy

Instruction: "that lady's daughter is definitely a giffy" What is the definition of "giffy"?


giffy

Context: i aim to be a stepford giffy

Instruction: "i aim to be a stepford giffy" What is the definition of "giffy"?


big b

Context: big b is the ish

Instruction: "big b is the ish" What is the definition of "big b"?


big b

a self proclaimed fat ugly and unpleasant girl that thinks she is better than everyone else

Instruction: "who does big b think she is to act like she is better than everybody else" What is the definition of "big b"?


big b

Instruction: "hey man, mind if i come over and chill with big b and you?" What is the definition of "big b"?


big b

Context: aye big b

Instruction: "aye big b" What is the definition of "big b"?


big b

Context: big b is a flamming flamer

a big flamming homo names brad binkly who lives in surrey b

Instruction: "big b is a flamming flamer" What is the definition of "big b"?


apple sex

Context: i love to watch apple sex

when 2 apples are rubbing against each other haveing wild sexy time!  also apple orgy

Instruction: "i love to watch apple sex" What is the definition of "apple sex"?


bombardeded

to interupt someone, usually in a [sexual] manor

Instruction: "girl- i wouldn't want to bombardeded you" What is the definition of "bombardeded"?


backdoor conquistador

Instruction: "someone told me bruce was a backdoor conquistador" What is the definition of "backdoor conquistador"?


nuculer

Context: they have nuculer weapons

Instruction: "they have nuculer weapons" What is the definition of "nuculer"?


nuculer

adjective  a common mispronunciation of the word [nuclear](new-klee-er)

Instruction: "now where did they hide their nuculer weapons of mass destruction? -something george w" What is the definition of "nuculer"?


nuculer

"the way stupid people spell and pronounce "nuclear

Instruction: ""you're stupid if you spell "nuclear" nuculer" What is the definition of "nuculer"?


Context: we are t3h 0wn4g3

Instruction: "we are t3h 0wn4g3" What is the definition of "0wn4g3"?


festivaller

a festivaller is someone who appreciates and enjoys festivals and doesn't mind travelling long distances to live the spirit at its place all around the world

Instruction: "we have met this festivaller dude at coachella" What is the definition of "festivaller"?


calendar stalking

the act of using outlook or other calendar programs to determine if someone is in the office, busy, or just ignoring you

Instruction: "i hadn't heard back from jim today, so i engaged in a little calendar stalking to see if he was busy or just ignoring me" What is the definition of "calendar stalking"?


anley

Context: damn, i wish i looked like anley

a very good looking female who gets what she wants

Instruction: "damn, i wish i looked like anley" What is the definition of "anley"?


anley

Context: ow, anley

"a very former uncommon name, often confused with "emily

Instruction: "ow, anley" What is the definition of "anley"?


candy house

Instruction: ""jamaal lets go to the candy house and get some "candy""" What is the definition of "candy house"?


cow stupid

(adverb) the sort of mile-long stare that a cow exhibits when out in the pasture chewing her cud or otherwise doing nothing but staring out into nothingness

Instruction: "she stood there with a blank, cow stupid stare" What is the definition of "cow stupid"?


arangitang titties

these are a pair a boobies that have a down and up curv like a crosaunt almost

Instruction: "man, leila has a nice pair of boobs but i am gonna bet they are arangitang titties because she is foreign" What is the definition of "arangitang titties"?


colophon

"according to the american heritage dictionary, a colophon is "an inscription placed usually at the end of a book, giving facts pertinent to its publication

Instruction: "the idiot forgot to put a colophon in his fanzine" What is the definition of "colophon"?


hard wood

when you get it up, but are unable to ejaculate

Instruction: "dude i had time to kill so i tried masturbating, but all i got was hard wood" What is the definition of "hard wood"?


hard wood

another name for a freaking large boner in the morning

Instruction: "if they cut trees at that rate, it would take forever to cut through my hard wood" What is the definition of "hard wood"?


animalarium

Context: the animalarium at borth

a place in the deepest depths of no-onesville, very much like a zoo, where species of a non-human form are caged and fed

Instruction: "the animalarium at borth" What is the definition of "animalarium"?


espanglifrantuviske

the languages english, french, spanish, lithuanian all in their native languages, combined into one word

Instruction: "i'm hungry for espanglifrantuviske with elton john" What is the definition of "espanglifrantuviske"?


chill your beans

Instruction: "person1- i'm gonna fuck you up biatch person2- wow man, chill your beans" What is the definition of "chill your beans"?


cami

Instruction: "if it weren't for the foot gnomes, cami would be ruling the universe by now" What is the definition of "cami"?


cami

Instruction: "today i'm going to wear a cami and shorts" What is the definition of "cami"?


cami

Instruction: "if it weren't for the foot gnomes, cami would be ruling the universe by now" What is the definition of "cami"?


cami

Instruction: "today i'm going to wear a cami and shorts" What is the definition of "cami"?


nanya

beautiful, unique girl, always hated by many but loved by plenty

Instruction: "nanya is so nice, i wish i could be her in so many ways" What is the definition of "nanya"?


christan mingle

Context: your church, you know, christan mingle

Instruction: "your church, you know, christan mingle" What is the definition of "christan mingle"?


get me off

Context: i want my boyfriend to get me off

get me off means to help someone in the process of cumming

Instruction: "i want my boyfriend to get me off" What is the definition of "get me off"?


beat that up

Context: she bent over and i beat that up

Instruction: "she bent over and i beat that up" What is the definition of "beat that up"?


chibble

after someone has dribbled and it has dryed on their chin

Instruction: "o man did u see jason the other day, he had pure chibble " What is the definition of "chibble "?


chibble

after someone has dribbled and it has dryed on their chin

Instruction: "o man did u see jason the other day, he had pure chibble " What is the definition of "chibble "?


carolann

Context: carolann sexy lady that gives good sex

carolann is the most amazing girl you will ever meet shes extreamlly hot with a sexy body every one wants to bang her

Instruction: "carolann sexy lady that gives good sex" What is the definition of "carolann"?


carolann

Context: carolann you the woman

she is one fine woman! she definately catches the eyes of men! with her funloving and happy personality she is a pleasure to see

Instruction: "carolann you the woman" What is the definition of "carolann"?


carolann

Context: carolann got sucked into the tv set

little girl on the 1st and 2nd poltergeist movies who got sucked into the tv set

Instruction: "carolann got sucked into the tv set" What is the definition of "carolann"?


transformers

a line of toy robots from the 1980s, made by merging two existing japanese toylines (diaclone and microman) together

Instruction: ""the transformers are transforming robots or "robots in disguise"" What is the definition of "transformers"?


transformers

by far the best and most innovative cartoon known to mankind

Instruction: "transformers is the last cartoon to display any sort of cool animation violence, since those wanker parent groups decided that violence on tv caroon shows provokes violence in real life" What is the definition of "transformers"?


abromaitis

Context: look at the abromaitis

Instruction: "look at the abromaitis" What is the definition of "abromaitis"?


bottlecrushing

when a woman claps a mans penis fastly and hard

Instruction: "man last night someone gave me a bottlecrushing and im soo sore" What is the definition of "bottlecrushing"?


cheesy quaver

Context: i'm a raver, a cheesy quaver

meaning 'a raver', as made famous by tracey from big brother 8

Instruction: "i'm a raver, a cheesy quaver" What is the definition of "cheesy quaver"?


diet whoopass

a small, but spiteful taste of a [can of whoopass]

Instruction: "if you don't get yo' ass to school, i'm gonna give a sip of diet whoopass" What is the definition of "diet whoopass"?


diet whoopass

a can of whoopass requiring less energy and only 3 calories per serving!

Instruction: "hell, im tired, i only got diet whoopass left" What is the definition of "diet whoopass"?


evaginate

Context: quit trying to evaginate me

Instruction: "quit trying to evaginate me" What is the definition of "evaginate"?


de caix�o � cova

Context: �s um drogado de caix�o � cova

algo em exagero, em demasia, de uma forma que n�o � saud�vel

Instruction: "�s um drogado de caix�o � cova" What is the definition of "de caix�o � cova"?


2 piece

a succession of punches limited to 2, which usually results in the opposing party falling to the floor

Instruction: "chris hit 'em with the ill 2 piece and knocked 'em out cold" What is the definition of "2 piece"?


2 piece

Instruction: "dat git keep tryin me im bout to hit him wit a 2 piece" What is the definition of "2 piece"?


2 piece

Context: joey: dude check out that 2 piece

a term used to express how hot a girl is

Instruction: "joey: dude check out that 2 piece" What is the definition of "2 piece"?


2 piece

Instruction: ""whachu got nigga?  "i got 2 piece on deck""" What is the definition of "2 piece"?


2 piece

Instruction: "ayo let's roll on over to my 2 piece and post up" What is the definition of "2 piece"?


2 piece

Context: hey yo my nigga call up a 2 piece

is what call it when yo nigga got a bitch for him and u

Instruction: "hey yo my nigga call up a 2 piece" What is the definition of "2 piece"?


2 piece

Context: if you want problems come see 2 piece

the utmost elite group of males and female in manatee county

Instruction: "if you want problems come see 2 piece" What is the definition of "2 piece"?


fryalator

a big vat of boiling, nasty grease that any breaded food or object can be fried in

Instruction: "yo jerri dee, go throw a fewa dem dere hogs feet in da fryalator fo suppah, bitch" What is the definition of "fryalator"?


bwen

Context: bwen bwen i drives me quad

Instruction: "bwen bwen i drives me quad" What is the definition of "bwen"?


bigneed

Context: he is such a bigneed

a boy with a big cock which isn't used much often quiet but with a great heart

Instruction: "he is such a bigneed" What is the definition of "bigneed"?


mrs shaft

Context: mrs shaft mammoth

is a fat mammoth and a very ungraceful lady

Instruction: "mrs shaft mammoth" What is the definition of "mrs shaft"?


carolina flapjack

when one defecates onto one of two hands then proceeds to warm with hair dryer and finally slaps a desired person on the face

Instruction: "i lost my hair dryer, turn on the oven so i can heat up my carolina flapjack" What is the definition of "carolina flapjack"?


drop-kick chihuahua

formally known as a purse dog, this is an especially annoying breed of chihuahua (mexican rat)

Instruction: ""greg to bob: "there goes tina and her drop-kick chihuahua" What is the definition of "drop-kick chihuahua"?


bourocker

by far the most common of the bour brands, the bourocker has a distinctively horrid odour, aggressive demeanour and occasionally foul language

Instruction: "if i see one more bourocker today i may puke" What is the definition of "bourocker"?


bulman

Context: a- bulman

a term which is often shouted out in a moment of zealousness

Instruction: "a- bulman" What is the definition of "bulman"?


graveyard sex

"what sookie stackhouse and bill compton did in episode 1x08 of hbo's true blood ("the fourth man in the fire")

Instruction: "did you see bill come up out of the ground completely naked and have hot graveyard sex with sookie?" What is the definition of "graveyard sex"?


graveyard sex

Context: let's go have buck-wild graveyard sex

Instruction: "let's go have buck-wild graveyard sex" What is the definition of "graveyard sex"?


appdict

Instruction: "have you seen how many pages of apps that guy has on his iphone? he is such an appdict" What is the definition of "appdict"?


farahiyah

farahiyah defined as someone who is sleepy all the time

Instruction: "if you are a farahiyah you love to sleep" What is the definition of "farahiyah"?


kairi

Context: that girl? she's such a kairi

a useless character in a video game, anime, or any other media

Instruction: " that girl? she's such a kairi" What is the definition of "kairi"?


kairi

a girl with pink hair in the spaureenix games kingdom hearts

Instruction: "kairi rnning like a limp noodle on crack at the beginning of the first kh game" What is the definition of "kairi"?


kairi

Context: kairi is hot

Instruction: "kairi is hot" What is the definition of "kairi"?


bossin on my figgets

when a girl places her mouth round your cock-and-balls in a sucking manner

Instruction: "that puck rock beezie was bossin on my figgets like a pro" What is the definition of "bossin on my figgets"?


no show

Instruction: "[adolf hitler]: those jews were a no show for thier shower today" What is the definition of "no show"?


ponymale

Instruction: "i used to have respect for him, but then he became a ponymale" What is the definition of "ponymale"?


ballerfied

Instruction: "tyler became ballerfied today when he took it to the house in ncaa football 2008" What is the definition of "ballerfied"?


cock-sucking cowboy

in a shot glass, half-fill with baileys (or other irish cream), then topped with a floating layer of butterscotch schnapps

Instruction: ""(to the bartender): "i'll have a cock-sucking cowboy" What is the definition of "cock-sucking cowboy"?


bum fun

Context: lets have some bum fun

anal sex, usually referred as between two males

Instruction: "lets have some bum fun" What is the definition of "bum fun"?


bum fun

Context: i love bum fun both ways

anal intercourse specifically and also in a broader sense appreciation of the buttocks

Instruction: "i love bum fun both ways" What is the definition of "bum fun"?


bum fun

Context: lets have some bum fun

anal sex, usually referred as between two males

Instruction: "lets have some bum fun" What is the definition of "bum fun"?


bum fun

Context: i love bum fun both ways

anal intercourse specifically and also in a broader sense appreciation of the buttocks

Instruction: "i love bum fun both ways" What is the definition of "bum fun"?


an ankle

something that is (approximately) 32 inches beneath a cunt

Instruction: "man,that judy isn't a bitch, she's an ankle" What is the definition of "an ankle"?


bernie fine'd

when you go to syracuse university and get raped by bernie fine

Instruction: "hey yesterday i got bernie fine'd at the syracuse basketball game" What is the definition of "bernie fine'd"?


belle vegas

Context: i'm from beautiful belle vegas

common name for the city of belleville, illinois

Instruction: "i'm from beautiful belle vegas" What is the definition of "belle vegas"?


belle vegas

Context: viva belle vegas

belleville, on canada  the city of belleville, offering big city amenities along with small town friendliness

Instruction: "viva belle vegas" What is the definition of "belle vegas"?


choke rope

a choke rope is when one is tied by their neck with a noose then lifted and pulled up and down having sexual intercourse in the processes

Instruction: "a way of torture, the woman who was sentenced to death was punished by a choke rope" What is the definition of "choke rope"?


bantai

Context: bantai

used to call out to a bunch of friends or just one

Instruction: "bantai" What is the definition of "bantai"?


asitch

Instruction: "michael: ugh i hate this chick texting me blake: shes probably a asitch michael: oh yeah she is :)" What is the definition of "asitch"?


chillsion

a type/sort of journey involving many interesting views of different things along the way,such as going to the movies, or plainly going somewhere to hang out with friends

Instruction: "we got soo drunk last weekend, it was such a chillsion" What is the definition of "chillsion"?


impartisan

to carry out tasks or mission in a manner impartial to party politics, loyalties, advantage or agenda

Instruction: "red state republican party's efforts to restrict democratic party votes in districts favoring president obama made clear the need for an impartisan election system" What is the definition of "impartisan"?


america's team

the dallas cowboys, cause they play on national tv every year on thanksgiving, coined in 1976 by nfl films

Instruction: "is america's team going to the superbowl again, damn i wish my team was like them" What is the definition of "america's team"?


america's team

not the dallas cowboys, but the [green bay packers] as many people believe

Instruction: "the green bay packers are the real america's team" What is the definition of "america's team"?


america's team

what we call the [dallas cowboys], but we don't exactly know why

Instruction: "i gotta get home from church so i can watch america's team lose again" What is the definition of "america's team"?


america's team

"not the dallas cowboys, but the boston red sox

Instruction: "the boston red sox are the real america's team" What is the definition of "america's team"?


muk

Instruction: "sam: bro, let's go eat at bento bro: let's make sure that fuckin muk doesn't come with us sam: it's cool, he's too busy not smoking pot tonight" What is the definition of "muk"?


muk

Context: my wife was being such a muk last night

Instruction: "my wife was being such a muk last night" What is the definition of "muk"?


6 o'clock

Context: dude, i got your 6 o'clock

when setting up a defensive posture in a combat scenario, 12 o'clock is in front of you

Instruction: "dude, i got your 6 o'clock" What is the definition of "6 o'clock"?


6 o'clock

Context: that shorty put me at 6 o'clock

Instruction: "that shorty put me at 6 o'clock" What is the definition of "6 o'clock"?


is no good

Context: joey noogie is no good

the act of thinking something is bad or incorrect without the use of proper grammar

Instruction: "joey noogie is no good" What is the definition of "is no good"?


archzilla

when architects or architecture students work so hard and sleep so little that they are becoming aggressive and rude

Instruction: "two days before the deadline he was turning into an archzilla" What is the definition of "archzilla"?


ass rag

a wad of toilet paper used when you have swamp ass to prevent skid marks from ruining your underwear

Instruction: "did you see the skid marks on stu's tighty whities?  he should have used an ass rag" What is the definition of "ass rag"?


ass rag

Context: joe?  you're an ass rag

Instruction: "joe?  you're an ass rag" What is the definition of "ass rag"?


ass rag

Context: johns ass rag was clipped to his pack

"a dedicated cloth, used when hiking for extended periods of time, used for wiping your ass

Instruction: "johns ass rag was clipped to his pack" What is the definition of "ass rag"?


ass rag

Context: that was our last roll of ass rag

slang for toliet paper and commonly used amongst non-commissioned members in western militaries

Instruction: "that was our last roll of ass rag" What is the definition of "ass rag"?


aleesia

Context: betty, your so aleesia

the sexiest beast to ever walk this earth

Instruction: "betty, your so aleesia" What is the definition of "aleesia"?


acrynomous

Instruction: "'twould've been different to differntially remain same being met by haughty exiting limo in disdain taking foolish pride in a shoelace honestly done seeming though refusing friendship for acrynomous gain" What is the definition of "acrynomous"?


estopidiera

Context: casu is such an estopidiera

Instruction: "casu is such an estopidiera" What is the definition of "estopidiera"?


fref

Context: man that girl is straight fref

"a word from the latin "[fresh]" with a similar meaning, often used by the [bromega] class"

Instruction: "man that girl is straight fref" What is the definition of "fref"?


airbrat

Context: growing up as an airbrat sucked

Instruction: "growing up as an airbrat sucked" What is the definition of "airbrat"?


camaroghini

Instruction: "guy 1: dude, check out pat's camaroghini" What is the definition of "camaroghini"?


buttlice

Context: man, that buttlice was all over my twat

vicious creatures that attack your butt endlessly

Instruction: "man, that buttlice was all over my twat" What is the definition of "buttlice"?


chilly slap

when you and your partner are having anal sex and you pull your cock out and slap your partner in the face with it

Instruction: "kim: oh yes, fuck me in my ass tim, then give me a nice chilly slap" What is the definition of "chilly slap"?


arkham city

Context: billy: ah man, batman arkham city

Instruction: "billy: ah man, batman arkham city" What is the definition of "arkham city"?


cowpiss

Context: what? that's cowpiss

a rather contrived opposite of [bullshit]

Instruction: "what? that's cowpiss" What is the definition of "cowpiss"?


doubrey

the word you use when you can't remember the name of an object (never a person)

Instruction: "you know, the thing you use to turn the tv on, the doubrey" What is the definition of "doubrey"?


bavarian cream

a bavarian cream is when you carefully shit on the rim of a toilet, then mash it with the toilet seat

Instruction: "right before he left on his last day, sheldon did a bavarian cream in the employee men's room" What is the definition of "bavarian cream"?


bavarian cream

cumming in a girls mouth then farting on her face after having applied medicated powder to your asshole

Instruction: "he was not the first one to give her a bavarian cream" What is the definition of "bavarian cream"?


hetard

Context: you stupid hetard

Instruction: "you stupid hetard" What is the definition of "hetard"?


buwi

buwi [boowi] (pronounce boo-vee)- imaginary animal, resembles a bird as opposite to [kiwi]

Instruction: "you are listening to buwi (or boowi)music" What is the definition of "buwi"?


adaeze

Context: adaeze is my african queen

Instruction: "adaeze is my african queen" What is the definition of "adaeze"?


beernivorous

Context: i think i'm turning beernivorous

1)a state of being where one is reliant on [beer] to survive  2)rare hybrid of human and robot that gains all its nutrition from beer

Instruction: "i think i'm turning beernivorous" What is the definition of "beernivorous"?


egg head

Instruction: " charles can't order lunch without using an algebraic formula -- what an egg head" What is the definition of "egg head"?


egg head

"a nickname for one who has an egg shaped head, usually immense in size, other names consist of egg nog, big head, and "wow""

Instruction: "tripp is known as egg head because of the immense size of his head" What is the definition of "egg head"?


egg head

Context: dude, stop being such an egg head

a self centered person, who believes that they are never in the wrong and that they are the center of the universe

Instruction: "dude, stop being such an egg head" What is the definition of "egg head"?


bar slag

"(noun): a somewhat undesirable female who frequents bars of ill repute

Instruction: ""9pm nick: "is that bar slag coming back with us?"  cm: "no man, she's hit" What is the definition of "bar slag"?


flailanguage

a form of english street slang mostly used by those of a tweeked out state

Instruction: "dude marc must be on one big time he wasn't even able to control his body flailanguage" What is the definition of "flailanguage"?


meat thimble

Instruction: "she wondered what was continuously poking her as they spooned, it was the gentleman's semi-erect meat thimble" What is the definition of "meat thimble"?


bag of douche

Context: nick is such a bag of douche

this is an describing word for someone who looks like he or she should be beat with a hose and thrown in a tank of barracudas

Instruction: "nick is such a bag of douche" What is the definition of "bag of douche"?


fcol

the acronym used in most commonly referring to the [rva] [bbs] known as firechat online

Instruction: "i was on fcol the other day, and there were actually people online" What is the definition of "fcol"?


coist

Instruction: "i was gonna pound her [slophole], but then her coist room mate came home and cock blocked me" What is the definition of "coist"?


coist

Context: i love her to bits, she's such a coist

an extremely cool person, who is a great friend to everyone

Instruction: "i love her to bits, she's such a coist" What is the definition of "coist"?


kajanker

an altenative term for a females reproductive parts, appropriate in all circumstances, possibly (although debatably) of german descent

Instruction: ""lindsay lohan is known for flashing her kajanker" What is the definition of "kajanker"?


cincinnati strikeout

when somebody strikes out after being pitched two strikes and four balls

Instruction: "the indians just got robbed cause the up called a cincinnati strikeout" What is the definition of "cincinnati strikeout"?


brother from another mother

Instruction: "my brother from another mother eats with us every night cause his moms a late night hooker" What is the definition of "brother from another mother"?


brother from another mother

a brother that is only related to you through your father, as in he is your half brother, there fore he is your brother but from another mother

Instruction: "john and i are brothers, but since he is the son of my step-mom he is my brother from another mother" What is the definition of "brother from another mother"?


brother from another mother

"term commonly used by one christian man to another

Instruction: "since you were saved, you've been my brother from another mother" What is the definition of "brother from another mother"?


cacboy

Context: minh is such a cacboy dude

a term used by asains to describe a person who has the trait of a [cac]

Instruction: "minh is such a cacboy dude" What is the definition of "cacboy"?


lump splitter

a budget line item for saving toward a predictable non-monthly expense

Instruction: "i need to add a lump splitter for amazon prime, $8 a month should do" What is the definition of "lump splitter"?


caiva

she is the most beautiful girl in the world and can make any day better with her smile

Instruction: ""i heard you have a girlfriend now "yeah she's the most perfect girl in the world" "it must be caiva" What is the definition of "caiva"?


bean bagged

the act of getting t-bagged by a ballsack the size of a bean bag chair

Instruction: "this big ass black guy bean bagged the shit out of me" What is the definition of "bean bagged"?


bean bagged

Context: im so bean bagged hahahaa

to be drunk to the state of where everything is funny

Instruction: "im so bean bagged hahahaa" What is the definition of "bean bagged"?


bean bagged

when someone places their scrotum on you

Instruction: "hey when tod was asleep last night i bean bagged him and he didn't even know" What is the definition of "bean bagged"?


bean bagged

to bean bag someone is to hit them with a grenade in the body, usually in the chest

Instruction: "did you see that? i just bean bagged him straight in the chest" What is the definition of "bean bagged"?


mangled

a distorted state in which the mind/body experiences uncommon feelings

Instruction: "dragon knew he was mangled after he drank the entire keg - by himself - in 3 hours" What is the definition of "mangled"?


mangled

when u fucked up way past ur limit of drugs

Instruction: "damn i am stright up mangled off that liquor and crack" What is the definition of "mangled"?


mangled

Context: oh man im propa mangled i cant see

when u smoke so much dope ur passed bein stoned

Instruction: "oh man im propa mangled i cant see" What is the definition of "mangled"?


mangled

a word to describe how you feel after an extremely heavy night and then to tell everyone that you designed the word mangled

Instruction: ""i feel mangled "did you know i made up this word""" What is the definition of "mangled"?


mangled

Context: that kid is mangled

a state once achieved by lucious the great

Instruction: "that kid is mangled" What is the definition of "mangled"?


broskeet

the accidental [jizz] that results when a [bromance] goes too far

Instruction: "our [bro] bonding got so intensely awesome yesterday that i had a broskeet" What is the definition of "broskeet"?


desre

Instruction: "desre tends to like trying news things and some desre's you may find have unusual seeming habits or addictions such as for example: eating paper" What is the definition of "desre"?


arkansians

arkansian refers to the poor uneducated portion of arkansas' society

Instruction: "austin is cool, but those arkansians got to got" What is the definition of "arkansians"?


car-parazzi

a group of teenagers and adults that spans the united states and several countries

Instruction: ""-"hey, why are they chasing that ferrari?" -"oh, they're just car-parazzi" What is the definition of "car-parazzi"?


chapoodle

"a small wonder of a girl, who most times is socially inept and unable to talk to men

Instruction: ""that girl looks like a straight up chapoodle  "he was moe difwently hot" as said by a chapoodle "" What is the definition of "chapoodle"?


assynomeho

Context: you're so assynomeho

Instruction: "you're so assynomeho" What is the definition of "assynomeho"?


jared dirosa

Instruction: "eww its jared dirosa jared dirosa is a faggot" What is the definition of "jared dirosa"?


dicklerious

the euphoric and delirious feeling one gets after being sexed by dick and most likely having multiple orgasms all night

Instruction: "i can't concentrate at work today because i'm too dicklerious from the vast amount of penis i received last night" What is the definition of "dicklerious"?


Context: we all praise ach0w

Instruction: "we all praise ach0w" What is the definition of "ach0w"?


ducksnuts

Instruction: "damn, dude, that new video game is ducksnuts" What is the definition of "ducksnuts"?


retro slang

Context: spiffy is a retro slang word

outdated slang that has come back into use

Instruction: "spiffy is a retro slang word" What is the definition of "retro slang"?


caraquista

Context: if god exists, he must be caraquista

"a proud and loyal fan of the "leones del caracas" the best baseball team venezuela has ever had

Instruction: "if god exists, he must be caraquista" What is the definition of "caraquista"?


cff

Instruction: "damn, that couple fucks like they're on cff" What is the definition of "cff"?


cff

Context: who's the best cff in the bone yard?

captain fuck face aka a guy named joe with a good sense of humor

Instruction: "who's the best cff in the bone yard?" What is the definition of "cff"?


cff

Context: john is peter's cff

consistent faithful friend: a person, male or female who is always your friend regardless of distance and time spent away from you, your shortcomings and weaknesses

Instruction: "john is peter's cff" What is the definition of "cff"?


cff

Context: caviar is rich food ham-sandwich is cff

Instruction: "caviar is rich food ham-sandwich is cff" What is the definition of "cff"?


cff

Instruction: "damn, that couple fucks like they're on cff" What is the definition of "cff"?


cff

Context: who's the best cff in the bone yard?

captain fuck face aka a guy named joe with a good sense of humor

Instruction: "who's the best cff in the bone yard?" What is the definition of "cff"?


cff

Context: john is peter's cff

consistent faithful friend: a person, male or female who is always your friend regardless of distance and time spent away from you, your shortcomings and weaknesses

Instruction: "john is peter's cff" What is the definition of "cff"?


cff

Context: caviar is rich food ham-sandwich is cff

Instruction: "caviar is rich food ham-sandwich is cff" What is the definition of "cff"?


declare bull

"a profanity-free phrase substituted for the word "bullshit

Instruction: "what, you won't give me my allowance for this week?  i declare bull" What is the definition of "declare bull"?


back doors

Instruction: "mike: wot u do last night tisso? tisso: i kicked gemma's back doors in" What is the definition of "back doors"?


sidemount

to sidemount is to climb onto (a female) for copulation, but in this case the male is partially or completely side-wise

Instruction: "her kid was sleeping on the other side her so i had to sidemount her" What is the definition of "sidemount"?


illusion booger

Context: jennifer had an illusion booger

a booger that is hanging in mid air attached to a nose hair that can't be seen

Instruction: "jennifer had an illusion booger" What is the definition of "illusion booger"?


go vert

Context: damn, cockman can really go vert

the act of one taking a bottle of liquor, and chugging with the bottle at a 180 degree angle (vertical)

Instruction: "damn, cockman can really go vert" What is the definition of "go vert"?


cafe rap

Context: i love verbal jint's take on cafe rap

a type of music characterized by smooth, soft rapping over a chill beat

Instruction: "i love verbal jint's take on cafe rap" What is the definition of "cafe rap"?


anal darts

the act of drawing a dartboard on a woman's ass and aiming your sperm shots at her anus (the bullseye)

Instruction: "i played a round of anal darts last night" What is the definition of "anal darts"?


anal darts

to continue on the other definitions, here are some variations of the game:  drunken anal darts: like playing darts while drunk? well you'll love playing anal darts while drunk

Instruction: "i played anal darts the other day, and tried out some new variations" What is the definition of "anal darts"?


lesbionest

Instruction: "hey,does that girl lie?  no,she is always lesbionest" What is the definition of "lesbionest"?


snikkel

dutch slang for:  [penis] [gentlemen's sausage] [dick] [babymaker] [cock] [dong] [trouser snake] [pecker] [pork sword]  oh hell, you're getting it

Instruction: "dutch: gast, je hebt je snikkel in een bijenkorf gestoken? waarom?  english: dude, you put your snikkel in a beehive? why?" What is the definition of "snikkel"?


chug chowder

Context: girl, you gonna chug chowder or what

Instruction: "girl, you gonna chug chowder or what" What is the definition of "chug chowder"?


bb gun

weapon or gun that shoots plastic or small metal pallets

Instruction: "if we are in trouble at the party, draw out the bb gun" What is the definition of "bb gun"?


bb gun

Context: ouch the damn bb gun hurt me again

someting that if not used under parental supervision can result in lots of hurtness

Instruction: "ouch the damn bb gun hurt me again" What is the definition of "bb gun"?


heart ache

Context: </3 looks like shes gotta heart ache

feeling sick inside, over a guy, crying over him or her more than once a day

Instruction: "</3 looks like shes gotta heart ache" What is the definition of "heart ache"?


fiber one bars

Instruction: "john: man what happened to your house  steve: i ate a box of fiber one bars" What is the definition of "fiber one bars"?


ediface

an erect penis, sticking out like a tall building

Instruction: "seeing those giant tits gave me an ediface" What is the definition of "ediface"?


ice crotch

Instruction: ""dude, why doesn't lisa give me back my dress? "you already know she's an ice crotch" What is the definition of "ice crotch"?


ehm.

a well known term in the english language pronounced by clearing your throat and saying (eh-em), which represents the desire for attention

Instruction: "a: hello b: ehm. hi a: hahaha whats up man what are you up to" What is the definition of "ehm."?


boob slider

a boob slider is the slider used in character customization for mmo games

Instruction: "i'm so glad they put in the boob slider so my character is not forced to have extremely large breasts" What is the definition of "boob slider"?


armpit cheese

dried deodorant that forms under a man or woman's [armpit]'s, both [hairy] and not, that clings to either the hair or skin

Instruction: "when jenna didn't wash her armpits for a while, she grew a nasty armpit cheese in them" What is the definition of "armpit cheese"?


cowboy face

"cowboy face is a frat star drinking game originated at the university of virginia

Instruction: "typical cowboy face situation: yo broh, we just got a bottle of jim beam black" What is the definition of "cowboy face"?


facialist

someone who performs aesthetic skin care procedures to the skin on the face

Instruction: ""my facialist tells me that i need to use this hyaluronic acid moisturizer everyday that's why my skin is so soft" What is the definition of "facialist"?


big one one nine

a nick name used by most residents of lake county, indiana and the east-side of chicago for 119th street in whiting, in

Instruction: " back in the day, we used to cruise the big one one nine all night in a hemi powered cobra" What is the definition of "big one one nine"?


big one one nine

a nick name used by most residents of lake county, indiana and the east-side of chicago for 119th street in whiting, in

Instruction: " back in the day, we used to cruise the big one one nine all night in a hemi powered cobra" What is the definition of "big one one nine"?


pelham

a neat town in deep southern westchester

Instruction: "while everyone in westchester claims to be 10 minutes outside the bronx, this is literally true for pelham" What is the definition of "pelham"?


pelham

a small town in southern westchester, bordering the bronx, mount vernon and new rochelle

Instruction: "yea we ran out of beer at our party in pelham manor so i had to go grab my car and drive to imperial in the bronx" What is the definition of "pelham"?


pelham

Context: pelham = a town in southern westchester

Instruction: "pelham = a town in southern westchester" What is the definition of "pelham"?


pelham

Context: pelham is a cool name for a town

Instruction: "pelham is a cool name for a town" What is the definition of "pelham"?


pelham

a small hick town in ontario, canada, near st

Instruction: "- where are you from?  - pelham  - where the fuck is that?" What is the definition of "pelham"?


pelham

Context: dang, pelham is gay

Instruction: "dang, pelham is gay" What is the definition of "pelham"?


pelham

Context: i live in pelham

a wealthy suburb located exactly 29 minutes outside of new york city

Instruction: "i live in pelham" What is the definition of "pelham"?


the simpsons

Instruction: "the simpsons will now and forever be, the greatest thing to ever happen to television" What is the definition of "the simpsons"?


the simpsons

Instruction: "the simpsons has been on longer than almost any other show in history, and they're still the shiznit" What is the definition of "the simpsons"?


the simpsons

Context: did you see the simpsons yesterday?

a hilarious television show on [fox] @ 5:00 pm and 5:30 pm

Instruction: "did you see the simpsons yesterday?" What is the definition of "the simpsons"?


the simpsons

Instruction: "if the simpsons ever make a bad show, it will still beat any cartoon from japan" What is the definition of "the simpsons"?


the simpsons

a badass show, i thinks its as goods as ever still

Instruction: "is the simpsons is getting too stale for you?  then dont watch it" What is the definition of "the simpsons"?


the simpsons

Context: the simpsons is a great show

the single greatest tv show of all time!!! hilarious animated social commentary

Instruction: "the simpsons is a great show" What is the definition of "the simpsons"?


beanerpult

when three or more beaners attempt to clear a large obstacle by means of human propulsion

Instruction: "i once saw a beaner fly, but i realized it was just a beanerpult being used to get him on the roof of my neighbor's house to steal shingles" What is the definition of "beanerpult"?


a couple

Instruction: "i took a couple pills during your party and man, was i messed up" What is the definition of "a couple"?


Context: look im a jew :7)

a happy smiley thats a jew and the 7 is his huge nose

Instruction: "look im a jew :7)" What is the definition of ":7)"?


beachcombing

Instruction: "it was so hot yesterday, i was beachcombing everywhere  i just beachcombed all over that chick" What is the definition of "beachcombing"?


californiaphile

an individual who loves the state of [california]

Instruction: "i have a friend in europe who is a californiaphile" What is the definition of "californiaphile"?


browns it

Instruction: "honey, can you make dinner? don't browns it" What is the definition of "browns it"?


arabidooderpoodersmooder

when a person is fucking a bitch sideways and his balls get jammed in her asshole

Instruction: "i got this bitch drunk and gave her a arabidooderpoodersmooder" What is the definition of "arabidooderpoodersmooder"?


caity co

Context: that bitch is a fuckin caity co

Instruction: "that bitch is a fuckin caity co" What is the definition of "caity co"?


ghetto scanner

taking a picture of a picture with a camera, or cell phone to send, or post online

Instruction: "take a picture of that picture with your ghetto scanner" What is the definition of "ghetto scanner"?


ass flowers

anal virginity, if you have your ass flowers you have never been fucked in the ass

Instruction: "although he protests that he only lost a petal or two, nate took josh's ass flowers last summer" What is the definition of "ass flowers"?


blima

Instruction: "that girl blima who lives across the hall is kind of the shit" What is the definition of "blima"?


bitterflies

the feeling you get in your stomach when you know you can't get the fuck over something

Instruction: "everytime i think of how wrong she did me, i get bitterflies" What is the definition of "bitterflies"?


bus cum

the blast of warm filth felt when an exhaust spewing bus speeds away

Instruction: "when the number 9 cross city left the bus station, it covered chas in bus cum" What is the definition of "bus cum"?


pringled

Instruction: ""mc- "macsolid was pringled last night""" What is the definition of "pringled"?


pringled

when two or more objects are stacked together vertically with curve

Instruction: "wow, the three wise men from that capitol at autun sure are pringled" What is the definition of "pringled"?


pringled

Instruction: ""mc- "macsolid was pringled last night""" What is the definition of "pringled"?


pringled

when two or more objects are stacked together vertically with curve

Instruction: "wow, the three wise men from that capitol at autun sure are pringled" What is the definition of "pringled"?


derline

the brief nanosecond of time that passes when, years from now, kevin federline has a moment of clarity after nights upon nights of drinking and ignoring wife britney spears

Instruction: "kevin woke up hung over, wondering where britney gone, only to remember a derline later she divorced him six years previously" What is the definition of "derline"?


abuelita

Context: my abuelita dislikes cholos

Instruction: "my abuelita dislikes cholos" What is the definition of "abuelita"?


abuelita

the name of the mexican version of hot chocolate, a bar of chocolate is melted in water

Instruction: "i hate that powdery shit, i went and bought some abuelita last night" What is the definition of "abuelita"?


abuelita

Context: my abuelita dislikes cholos

Instruction: "my abuelita dislikes cholos" What is the definition of "abuelita"?


abuelita

the name of the mexican version of hot chocolate, a bar of chocolate is melted in water

Instruction: "i hate that powdery shit, i went and bought some abuelita last night" What is the definition of "abuelita"?


digeridoo

long tubular instrument played by ancient cultures

Instruction: "fuck that smelly, dirty, worthless, unemployed, greedy, needy digeridoo" What is the definition of "digeridoo"?


deavon

Context: that guys personality is so a deavon

a sweet guy who will always be there for you, this guy will make you laugh, will care for you always, and just likes to be loved back

Instruction: "that guys personality is so a deavon" What is the definition of "deavon"?


deavon

Context: deavon gonzalz

a weird person thats a devil and should go to hell!

Instruction: "deavon gonzalz" What is the definition of "deavon"?


dindle

Context: "i just bought a new dindle

something women use to masturbate with v

Instruction: ""i just bought a new dindle" What is the definition of "dindle"?


black bison

stage after blue waffle, it is so hairy and black that it looks like the head of a bison

Instruction: "she was so wrecked, and it was a black bison" What is the definition of "black bison"?


black bison

a black bison is a sexual act in which a male has anal sex with a female, while the female simultaneously shits on his dick

Instruction: "my wife finally pulled a black bison with me last night, it was awesome" What is the definition of "black bison"?


ardalan

often one of the most talented people in the world

Instruction: "i jumped into the arms of ardalan and suddenly the world seemed whole again" What is the definition of "ardalan"?


generics

Context: us generics get the best of everything

a group of people who are effectively [clique hoppers]

Instruction: "us generics get the best of everything" What is the definition of "generics"?


manstrings

the veins that attach a man's ballsack to his body

Instruction: "whoa, that dude must have some big manstrings" What is the definition of "manstrings"?


clockwork twats

Context: clockwork twats

an exclamation of annoyance or frustration

Instruction: "clockwork twats" What is the definition of "clockwork twats"?


claudjia

Instruction: "claudjia is the best person in the world" What is the definition of "claudjia"?


adam azzopardi

Context: you are such an adam azzopardi

Instruction: "you are such an adam azzopardi" What is the definition of "adam azzopardi"?


how to use a vagina

Context: 8=> o 8=o> this is how to use a vagina

Instruction: "8=> o 8=o> this is how to use a vagina" What is the definition of "how to use a vagina"?


country grammar

Context: they talkin country grammar

"ebonics, black or southern slang popularized in the nelly song "country grammar (hot shit)""

Instruction: "they talkin country grammar" What is the definition of "country grammar"?


faggotous

Instruction: "in person, jake and ben are not quite so full of faggotous" What is the definition of "faggotous"?


faggotous

Context: those vampires were totally faggotous

Instruction: "those vampires were totally faggotous" What is the definition of "faggotous"?


faggotous

Instruction: "dude, those vampires are totally faggotous" What is the definition of "faggotous"?


dammit moment

a short but embarassing moment in which something completely unexpected and bad happens to you

Instruction: "i had a really bad dammit moment when my girlfriend and i were hooking up and my mom sent me an annoying text message while my phone was on" What is the definition of "dammit moment"?


awsomeo

Context: dude i am like so awsomeo

Instruction: "dude i am like so awsomeo" What is the definition of "awsomeo"?


awsomeo

something or some one that is so awsome that almost no word can describe it!

Instruction: "man the three days grace concert last night was awsomeo" What is the definition of "awsomeo"?


can you define it?

Context: can you define it? isn't defined

Instruction: "can you define it? isn't defined" What is the definition of "can you define it?"?


ambilegstrous

the ability to use both legs with equal dexterity

Instruction: ""is he gonna take this free kick with his left or right? "doesn't matter, he's ambilegstrous" What is the definition of "ambilegstrous"?


chicken jerking

(1) the act of throttling any stupid evil bastard

Instruction: ""(1) "it was a great chicken jerking last night; it was almost better than sex"  "" What is the definition of "chicken jerking"?


emergency flaps

a stand-by bint for when the missus has put you in the dog-house

Instruction: "pissed off 'er indoors last night, so i'm on the look-out for some emergency flaps" What is the definition of "emergency flaps"?


emergency flaps

the side fasteners on a babies diaper/pamper is used here as emergency flaps

Instruction: ""dude, if this lady doesn't drive faster than 2mph my emergency flaps are going to give" What is the definition of "emergency flaps"?


developers

generally referring to software developers - people who program computers

Instruction: "developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers" What is the definition of "developers"?


butt winking

what a girls asshole does when you work the clit with a vibrator

Instruction: "i watched her butt winking as i worked the angel piss out of her with the big pocket rocket" What is the definition of "butt winking"?


bungholyo

Context: my bungholyo hurts

Instruction: "my bungholyo hurts" What is the definition of "bungholyo"?


arrowed

Instruction: "trogdor the burninator was arrowed by the archers as he tried to burninate the peasants" What is the definition of "arrowed"?


arrowed

Instruction: "in teen girl squad, the ugly one was arrowed by the man from the children van" What is the definition of "arrowed"?


arrowed

Context: oh dear cory you have been arrowed

Instruction: "oh dear cory you have been arrowed" What is the definition of "arrowed"?


arrowed

to be be selected to do a task among a group of colleagues by the boss-man (especially so when the task is particularly unfulfilling)

Instruction: "pvt beetle baily: damn, sergeant flyingspaghettimonster has arrowed me for sentry duty two weeks running" What is the definition of "arrowed"?


arrowed

Context: arrowed

smote was indeed the correct usage, if you actually knew the reference he was referring to

Instruction: "arrowed" What is the definition of "arrowed"?


arrowed

Instruction: "trogdor the burninator was arrowed by the archers as he tried to burninate the peasants" What is the definition of "arrowed"?


arrowed

Instruction: "in teen girl squad, the ugly one was arrowed by the man from the children van" What is the definition of "arrowed"?


arrowed

Context: oh dear cory you have been arrowed

Instruction: "oh dear cory you have been arrowed" What is the definition of "arrowed"?


arrowed

to be be selected to do a task among a group of colleagues by the boss-man (especially so when the task is particularly unfulfilling)

Instruction: "pvt beetle baily: damn, sergeant flyingspaghettimonster has arrowed me for sentry duty two weeks running" What is the definition of "arrowed"?


arrowed

Context: arrowed

smote was indeed the correct usage, if you actually knew the reference he was referring to

Instruction: "arrowed" What is the definition of "arrowed"?


ang lee

Context: don't make me ang lee

"one of the greatest asian directors of the modern era

Instruction: "don't make me ang lee" What is the definition of "ang lee"?


action quake

Context: the m4 is the best gun in action quake

Instruction: "the m4 is the best gun in action quake" What is the definition of "action quake"?


buttlol

Context: lol, you made a buttlol

Instruction: "lol, you made a buttlol" What is the definition of "buttlol"?


bog & hog blog

Instruction: "the incessant insistent blue bog & hog blog could consist of issues, such as, i love sleeping" What is the definition of "bog & hog blog"?


chinese disease

"commonly known as "draggin'(dragon) ass"

Instruction: "man, i'm sorry, i'm not lazy just got a touch of the chinese disease today" What is the definition of "chinese disease"?


aeroprostate cancer

a form of prostate cancer that forms when you wear to much cologne from aeropostale

Instruction: "the doctor said i have aeroprostate cancer" What is the definition of "aeroprostate cancer"?


bromance day

august the 14th (exactly 6 months after valentines day

Instruction: "bromance day is a day when a hug, dinner and  movie" What is the definition of "bromance day"?


bromance day

Instruction: ""yo dudeee, happy bromance day --- hugg--- whereas in normal circumstances if one were to hug another boy, they would be called "gay""" What is the definition of "bromance day"?


200mph tape

"often used in "down home" circle track auto races

Instruction: "that door panel is about to fall off, he needs to pit so we can get some 200mph tape on that" What is the definition of "200mph tape"?


capitain hook

Instruction: "dude: damn i hella gave that bitch a capitain hook other dude: hahahahaha" What is the definition of "capitain hook"?


gunneled

getting a dui while having 2 pending duis after being released from jail from 2 other duis

Instruction: "dumb ass got gunneled tonight for a dui #5" What is the definition of "gunneled"?


cheesy goose

Instruction: "because mark was considered a cheesy goose no girls would date him" What is the definition of "cheesy goose"?


buydomaining

Context: i've been buydomaining all day long

"the action, process or art of "buydomain", that is, buy internet web domains, a wide spreading business on the net "

Instruction: "i've been buydomaining all day long" What is the definition of "buydomaining"?


breast queef

the act of squeezing or caresing ones breasts until a white luiqid excreats and creates a squeak or fart sounding noise

Instruction: "the rope wrapped around laurens boobie was so tight it forced out a breast queef" What is the definition of "breast queef"?


beighnt

a person who makes your life harder for no apparent reason  a camper or child that refuses to follow instruction  someone who is constantly frustrating and/or lazy

Instruction: ""that kid is always knocking stuff over, being loud and obnoxious and giving me a hard time; what a beighnt camper" What is the definition of "beighnt"?


allstar weekend

Instruction: "person 1: is that allstar weekend group like big time rush? person 2: no not at all" What is the definition of "allstar weekend"?


allstar weekend

Context: disney pop/rock bands allstar weekend

all star weekend is fairly new and consists of four band members

Instruction: "disney pop/rock bands allstar weekend" What is the definition of "allstar weekend"?


allstar weekend

Instruction: "queerdo: hayyy wanna come see allstar weekend in concert with me?" What is the definition of "allstar weekend"?


belcher girl

a foul ugly slob of a girl that usually burps alot

Instruction: "get that belcher girl out of here shes disgusting" What is the definition of "belcher girl"?


brain balls

"when your scrotum is tight and together, forming a "brain"- like figure

Instruction: ""its cold out here", "tell me about it, i have had brain balls since i walked out here"" What is the definition of "brain balls"?


clay court

Instruction: "fidel didn't know that when he depanced miguel that he had a clay court" What is the definition of "clay court"?


genmay

Context: i spent 140 hours on genmay last week

internet forum where it is possible to waste any time you might have alotted for more important thing

Instruction: "i spent 140 hours on genmay last week" What is the definition of "genmay"?


genmay

Context: i <3 genmay

home of intarweb drama, 20 page long threads about imaginary cars, and varg

Instruction: "i <3 genmay" What is the definition of "genmay"?


genmay

short for 'general mayhem'  the internet home of more :shens:, :pics:, and :cran: than any one person should ever be exposed to

Instruction: "this is an example of genmay being used in a sentence" What is the definition of "genmay"?


sammi

a girl that is funny, likes to drive around and acts like a kid

Instruction: ""did you see that sammi girl today?  "yeah she was driving like a right twat, must have been sexually frustrated" What is the definition of "sammi"?


sammi

a cute, super sexy fun chick who lives several states away that you like

Instruction: "i talked to a sammi last night, she is so hot" What is the definition of "sammi"?


sammi

Context: shes a total sammi

Instruction: "shes a total sammi" What is the definition of "sammi"?


sammi

Context: dan's girlfriend is really sammi

-beautiful -caring -sensitive -hilarious -best gf ever -prettiest smile -knocks guys over with a look

Instruction: "dan's girlfriend is really sammi" What is the definition of "sammi"?


sammi

Context: sammi is amazing

Instruction: "sammi is amazing" What is the definition of "sammi"?


sammi

Context: girl 1: oh look at sammi

Instruction: "girl 1: oh look at sammi" What is the definition of "sammi"?


sammi

Context: a sammi is a [frozen] chick

Instruction: "a sammi is a [frozen] chick" What is the definition of "sammi"?


cloud juice

Instruction: "the cloud juice began to fall, and i thought i was gonna melt into my seat" What is the definition of "cloud juice"?


car-don

an [erection] of the [penis], attained whilst traveling in a [car]

Instruction: "john stayed in the car, because he secretly had a car-don" What is the definition of "car-don"?


car-don

an [erection] of the [penis], attained whilst traveling in a [car]

Instruction: "john stayed in the car, because he secretly had a car-don" What is the definition of "car-don"?


baking a cake

it's the same thing as cup caking, just worded differently

Instruction: ""is ____ coming out tonight? "no, he's at home baking a cake with his woman" What is the definition of "baking a cake"?


baking a cake

Instruction: "the phone rung so many times, but i couldn't answer i was in the middle of baking a cake" What is the definition of "baking a cake"?


baking a cake

Instruction: "i have to go to the gyno i am baking a cake down there" What is the definition of "baking a cake"?


baking a cake

it's the same thing as cup caking, just worded differently

Instruction: ""is ____ coming out tonight? "no, he's at home baking a cake with his woman" What is the definition of "baking a cake"?


baking a cake

Instruction: "the phone rung so many times, but i couldn't answer i was in the middle of baking a cake" What is the definition of "baking a cake"?


baking a cake

Instruction: "i have to go to the gyno i am baking a cake down there" What is the definition of "baking a cake"?


bodor

Instruction: "if the rancor pit was instead a bodor pit, luke skywalker wouldn't have been so lucky" What is the definition of "bodor"?


abu ghazaleh

one of the biggest and richest palestinian/arab families (last names) out there

Instruction: "who's that ?  that's that guy from abu ghazaleh" What is the definition of "abu ghazaleh"?


bitchimistic

Instruction: "that was pretty bitchimistic of kyla to leave us alone at the party, especially since she knew how much we hated the people at the party" What is the definition of "bitchimistic"?


banana basket

underwear, as they are used to store a man's banana

Instruction: "dude, your dick just popped out of your banana basket" What is the definition of "banana basket"?


board walking

the act of manually rummaging through archived forums, bbss, news groups, etc

Instruction: "'you'll never guess what i found board walking yesterday" What is the definition of "board walking"?


label pusher

it's when somebody says : just chilling in my dad's porsche, wearing my ralph lauren sunglasses and my christopher louboutins

Instruction: "sunbathing wearing my louis vuitton sunglasses and on my versace towel i'm such a label pusher" What is the definition of "label pusher"?


party animals

Context: "we're party animals like "baaaa

best friends getting drunk and taking their pants off

Instruction: ""we're party animals like "baaaa" What is the definition of "party animals"?


black pink brown eye

the result of pissing someone off so much that they would take a massive dumb on your eye

Instruction: "look at the size of that black pink brown eye" What is the definition of "black pink brown eye"?


nd

Context: nd he was like so cute

Instruction: "nd he was like so cute" What is the definition of "nd"?


nd

Instruction: "rudy went to nd and got his irish catholic on" What is the definition of "nd"?


nd

Context: "kip - "i didn't enjoy nd that much

Instruction: ""kip - "i didn't enjoy nd that much" What is the definition of "nd"?


nd

Context: nd is a band from southern california

"an abreviation of the two words "no doubt"

Instruction: "nd is a band from southern california" What is the definition of "nd"?


nd

a group of faggots that plan the massive multiplayer orgasmic game known as runescape and generally get raped every war

Instruction: "nd was getting piled and sniped hard and suddenly gave up when they saw ace reborn and his sexyness and paused for 5 seconds" What is the definition of "nd"?


ball-blip

when you wipe the sweat from the bottom of your ball sac and run it down someone's lips

Instruction: "my sister in law would not stop running her mouth, so i gave her a nice ball-blip" What is the definition of "ball-blip"?


ekans

Context: whose ekans? im ekans

Instruction: "whose ekans? im ekans" What is the definition of "ekans"?


ekans

Instruction: "i wouldn't sleep with him, anthony has a minuscule ekans" What is the definition of "ekans"?


bubble gum alley

when you are going down on a drunk girl from a california frat party, you gently slip the gum from your mouth inside her

Instruction: "justin knew this chick from the sorority house next door was down for a bubble gum alley" What is the definition of "bubble gum alley"?


anal cartridge

is something you put in your ass that holds shit for you so you don't have to go the the bathroom

Instruction: "i'll help you put your anal cartridge in your ass" What is the definition of "anal cartridge"?


death dump

Instruction: "poor johnny took a death dump yesterday, rest his soul" What is the definition of "death dump"?


death dump

the biggest shyt you'll evr take and its so hard to get out your anus you die from struggling

Instruction: "dude 1: dude i almost had a death dump dude 2: omg i feel bad for you" What is the definition of "death dump"?


appalachian state

"1: a university with a great football team in division i fcs

Instruction: "1: yes, appalachian state won the national championship, but they still aren't good enough to play in the sec" What is the definition of "appalachian state"?


bowl clay

the stuff that sticks to the sides of the toilet bowl and under the seat following a butt explosion

Instruction: "my wife had to take a hammer and chisel to the bowl clay after that poo" What is the definition of "bowl clay"?


bevier

a small town in missouri, west of hannibal about 60 miles

Instruction: "i went to bevier yesterday, to eat at the pear tree" What is the definition of "bevier"?


atck

Context: i'm an atck living in the states

adult third culture kid - a grown up version of a child who has had the privilege of living for significant periods of time in non-native cultures

Instruction: "i'm an atck living in the states" What is the definition of "atck"?


mouth breather

Context: p diddy is a mouth breather

a stupid person who breathes through their mouth, like p diddy

Instruction: "p diddy is a mouth breather" What is the definition of "mouth breather"?


mouth breather

any person who is so stupid that they don't have the ability to breathe out of their nose

Instruction: "mike isn't quite a glass licker, however we'll give him the status of mouth breather because he got a 25 on his asvab" What is the definition of "mouth breather"?


mouth breather

a subspecies of homo-sapiens known for their lack of any intelligence whatsoever

Instruction: "dude, did that mouth breather just trip over his own foot?" What is the definition of "mouth breather"?


cinderella bride

Context: andrea was a cinderella bride

"[cinderella] is a well-known classic folk tale embodying a myth-element of unjust oppression/triumphant and reward

Instruction: "andrea was a cinderella bride" What is the definition of "cinderella bride"?


kratom

kratom refers to the plant mitragyna speciosa korth

Instruction: "i'm going to drink a little kratom tea and chill" What is the definition of "kratom"?


crames

Context: look at john's crames face

someone who has a face which resembles pizza, in that it is triangular with beedy olive eyes, a mushroom nose, and a sausage mouth

Instruction: "look at john's crames face" What is the definition of "crames"?


chi chis

Instruction: "cabron: eyy look at the chi chis on that mamacita mang" What is the definition of "chi chis"?


dog bse

(n), (u) also dog bovine spongiform encephalitis a serious brain disease affects people of korean descent and dogs

Instruction: "the korean choleric temper is caused by dog bse" What is the definition of "dog bse"?


battle of jutland

when one excretes into a pre pebble-dashed bowl

Instruction: "he's at war in there, it's the battle of jutland" What is the definition of "battle of jutland"?


feggae

Instruction: ""i just mixed [reggae] and [folk] "you just listened to feggae" What is the definition of "feggae"?


fr0tl0ss (pronounced frotloss) is a word used in humorous metal slang that expresses the guitar technique of aggressivley palm muting open strings, usually used when listening to a song

Instruction: "guy1: born of osiris is way too djenty  guy2: yea, too much f*cking fr0tl0ss" What is the definition of "fr0tl0ss"?


non creep friendly

a girl's facebook profile that does not show any pictures unless you are friends with them

Instruction: "guy 1: check out this tina girl's facebook guy 2: daaam, even though her facebook profile was non creep friendly i could still tell she was hot by the thumbnail" What is the definition of "non creep friendly"?


chris mcgill

Instruction: "that guy tried to hang out with us but he was way too chris mcgill for us" What is the definition of "chris mcgill"?


cabbage commando

Instruction: "you heard jones got a transfer to the royal logistic corps? he's gonna be a real life cabbage commando" What is the definition of "cabbage commando"?


bird's custard

the thick, creamy sauce that slurps out of a bird when she is aroused (very nice on a piece of apple pie)

Instruction: "after dinner i enjoyed my aunt's cherry pie with a thick helping of bird's custard" What is the definition of "bird's custard"?


bird's custard

a thickish, yellowish discharge emitted from a ladies clunge when she is particularly receptive to sir's amorous advances

Instruction: "when eating hairy pie i do like a helping of bird's custard" What is the definition of "bird's custard"?


cocophobia

the fear of diabetic or overweight persons

Instruction: "as the little kid ran away from the person with diabetes, i thought to myself that he must have cocophobia" What is the definition of "cocophobia"?


butt suckers

jeans/pants that are so tight they are sucked into your butt

Instruction: "check out the butt suckers on that chick" What is the definition of "butt suckers"?


butt suckers

jeans/pants that are so tight they are sucked into your butt

Instruction: "check out the butt suckers on that chick" What is the definition of "butt suckers"?


a warwick wanker

someone from warwaick whoes a fuck off lanky cunt, with a disgusting gormless face and goggle eyes

Instruction: "that lanky fucker over there is a warwick wanker" What is the definition of "a warwick wanker"?


funnecessity

Instruction: "this looks like a funnecessity situation" What is the definition of "funnecessity"?


camgirl

an internet model, usually a [girl next door] type, characterized by sporadic-to-frequent photograph updates via an automatic [webcam]

Instruction: "i just bought a webcam, once my website is up i think that i will become a camgirl" What is the definition of "camgirl"?


camgirl

girl who does virtual peepshows via webcam for a living

Instruction: "i'm working my way through school as a camgirl" What is the definition of "camgirl"?


damage plan

"dimebag darrell abbott from the metal band "pantera"

Instruction: "* patrick lachman - vocals * dimebag darrell - guitar (deceased) * vinnie paul - drums * bob zilla - bass  damage plan was a great band" What is the definition of "damage plan"?


denture fest

it's like a sausage fest, but with old people

Instruction: "i want to check out the roatary club, but i'm affraid it will be just another denture fest" What is the definition of "denture fest"?


i'd tap that

a term used to express approval, especially to the point of expressing a person's sex appeal

Instruction: "person 1: did you see that chick? person 2: i'd tap that" What is the definition of "i'd tap that"?


i'd tap that

Context: i'd tap that angry birds game

used to describe an iphone or android game that is enjoyable to play

Instruction: "i'd tap that angry birds game" What is the definition of "i'd tap that"?


fosb

Context: look there goes fosb again

a bad retarded kid that sits at the front of the short bus

Instruction: "look there goes fosb again" What is the definition of "fosb"?


davy jones' locker

Instruction: "where's your captain? we lost him during the storm, he's in davy jones' locker now" What is the definition of "davy jones' locker"?


davy jones' locker

Instruction: "that landlubber visited davy jones' locker long ago, matey" What is the definition of "davy jones' locker"?


davy jones' locker

the free cups of ice water that one gets at taco bell

Instruction: "fuck, my ipod fell into davy jones' locker" What is the definition of "davy jones' locker"?


facation

calling in sick when you are not actually sick

Instruction: "i have to work this friday, but i'm thinking about taking a facation" What is the definition of "facation"?


facation

"a trip to visit relatives extending beyond one day

Instruction: "during our facation to seattle, we stayed with my sister-in-law" What is the definition of "facation"?


angel kisses

the moles or freckles on a person's body

Instruction: "my mother said i was raped by an angel that because i have so many angel kisses" What is the definition of "angel kisses"?


angel kisses

Instruction: "shortly after angel kisses  girl: you have blood all over you" What is the definition of "angel kisses"?


ass cafe

Instruction: "i'm gay and horny, i should make a stop off at the ass cafe" What is the definition of "ass cafe"?


ass cafe

Instruction: "i'm gay and horny, i should make a stop off at the ass cafe" What is the definition of "ass cafe"?


ass assassin

Context: ahh look at those ass assassin

Instruction: "ahh look at those ass assassin" What is the definition of "ass assassin"?


ass assassin

a well-endowed gay man who knows how to thoroughly destroy an anus and get the victim to ask for more

Instruction: "porn star jeff stryker is a well-documented ass assassin" What is the definition of "ass assassin"?


cleveland brown

nice uniform bad helemt (nice body ugly face)

Instruction: "man that girl is a cleveland brown i wish i had a paper bag" What is the definition of "cleveland brown"?


cleveland brown

similar to a dirty sanchez, only, after anal sex, you smear the poo under each eye,thus resembling a football player

Instruction: "last night i tackled my girlfriend below the 10 yard line, turned her tight end into a wide reciever and penalized her with a cleveland brown" What is the definition of "cleveland brown"?


haircut

Instruction: "during the divorce, she gave him a good haircut" What is the definition of "haircut"?


haircut

Context: that dude john is a real haircut

a man with a well-coffed haircut that he uses primarily in his function as a salesman

Instruction: "that dude john is a real haircut" What is the definition of "haircut"?


haircut

a slang term meaning to pop off for a sly wank when friends and family think you are somewhere else

Instruction: ""where's john?  "oh, he's gone for a haircut" What is the definition of "haircut"?


haircut

a [haircut] is a receiving a completely different style or cutting off several inches of one's hair

Instruction: "emily will be giving joe a haircut when he loses their cpa exam bet" What is the definition of "haircut"?


barcelos

a city close to[esposende] and [braga], that is famous for a rooster and a soccer team that sucks most of the times

Instruction: "barcelos the city that gets the beaches of esposende all filthy for throwing garbage in the river" What is the definition of "barcelos"?


careless whisper

the act of queefing out semen from one's vagina

Instruction: "we were scared when i finished and realized that i didn't wear a condom, but she put me at ease with her careless whisper" What is the definition of "careless whisper"?


careless whisper

when you go down on someone and they fart in your face (usually silently hence whisper) i suppose there could be a careless howler

Instruction: "when i was eating helen from behind she released a wicked careless whisper so i kicked her out of her own place" What is the definition of "careless whisper"?


careless whisper

Context: "i gave her a careless whisper

when you're about to ejaculate, you go whisper in your partner's ear then jizz all over their face! awesome!

Instruction: ""i gave her a careless whisper" What is the definition of "careless whisper"?


careless whisper

a long, silent yet potent act of flatulence

Instruction: "we were making out hardcore until my careless whisper killed the mood" What is the definition of "careless whisper"?


blurred lines

the nonexistence/shadiness of the lines between right or wrong, particularly in sex

Instruction: ""is that even legal what you are doing to me? "baby, these are blurred lines" What is the definition of "blurred lines"?


blurred lines

Instruction: "damn girl look at your blurred lines from tanning" What is the definition of "blurred lines"?


larxene

"female character from kingdom hearts: chain of memories

Instruction: "i just saw so many fanart pieces with larxene as a pikachu named sparky" What is the definition of "larxene"?


larxene

Context: larxene is totally hot, bro-ham

the most attractive character in the kingdom hearts video games

Instruction: "larxene is totally hot, bro-ham" What is the definition of "larxene"?


dicksalt

an insult normally used out of compulsion to describe a person who recently took something of yours or screwed you out of something you deserved

Instruction: "yo dicksalt why you messing with my stuff" What is the definition of "dicksalt"?


dongbonnet

Instruction: "the porn star ten gallon tex was famous for his spectacular dongbonnet" What is the definition of "dongbonnet"?


alyssasaur

evolution of what is formerly known as alyssa

Instruction: "(seeing a girl run) whoa, look at that alyssasaur go" What is the definition of "alyssasaur"?


bless this mess

something a son would say to his mother when he's being told to clean his room

Instruction: "bless this mess i can't make you anymore" What is the definition of "bless this mess"?


chinsy

Instruction: "-i wouldn't waly on that bridge, it looks too chinsy -the graphics on that cheap video game are chinsy" What is the definition of "chinsy"?


chinsy

to completely bail out on a planned event at the very last possible second using the most ridiculous excuses

Instruction: ""-hey i thought you were coming to the game tonight but apparently you pulled a chinsy" What is the definition of "chinsy"?


chinsy

Context: wanna play chinsy for it

alternative name for rock, paper scissors

Instruction: "wanna play chinsy for it" What is the definition of "chinsy"?


chinsy

Instruction: "chinsy guitar licks from sixties beach music makes me laugh" What is the definition of "chinsy"?


chinsy

Instruction: "-i wouldn't waly on that bridge, it looks too chinsy -the graphics on that cheap video game are chinsy" What is the definition of "chinsy"?


chinsy

to completely bail out on a planned event at the very last possible second using the most ridiculous excuses

Instruction: ""-hey i thought you were coming to the game tonight but apparently you pulled a chinsy" What is the definition of "chinsy"?


chinsy

Context: wanna play chinsy for it

alternative name for rock, paper scissors

Instruction: "wanna play chinsy for it" What is the definition of "chinsy"?


chinsy

Instruction: "chinsy guitar licks from sixties beach music makes me laugh" What is the definition of "chinsy"?


ahb-viously

Context: she's ahb-viously rich

the way to say [obviously] to someone who's asking a [stupid] question

Instruction: "she's ahb-viously rich" What is the definition of "ahb-viously"?


bsg packages

gold=beautiful, gorgeous, wife up silver=fine, average, keep in touch with bronze=unattractive, ok, one night stand

Instruction: "bro 1- hey bsg bsg bro 2-she a gold package bsg packages" What is the definition of "bsg packages"?


a dalman

talking to a female via facebook messenger in a cute or sensitive fashion that is too embarassing to tell your friends about

Instruction: "danny: dude, i was going through his phone today and totally saw him doing a dalman on that chloe slut, no shame, no shame" What is the definition of "a dalman"?


bajasexual

Context: dexter is bajasexual

someone who is sexually interested in baja blast

Instruction: "dexter is bajasexual" What is the definition of "bajasexual"?


birmel

{ verb }:to inconspicuously and steathily enter a prestigious or popular social environment

Instruction: " when he visited his brother's college, he managed to birmel into the hockey team's party" What is the definition of "birmel"?


adamsappleaphobia

a sudden spazz attack due to touching or harming of the adam's apple

Instruction: "adamsappleaphobia sucks because i always spazz and faint" What is the definition of "adamsappleaphobia"?


kieniyah

Context: kieniyah

Instruction: "kieniyah" What is the definition of "kieniyah"?


carkers

is a combination of being starkers naked and carking out due to excessive alcohol consumption

Instruction: "i was gunna give the misses a good seeing to, but see was carkers" What is the definition of "carkers"?


get at them

Instruction: "it is hard for me to talk to people unless they are girls and i am trying to get at them" What is the definition of "get at them"?


break out

Instruction: "man, tha bitch made me so mad, i was about to break out" What is the definition of "break out"?


cak attacked

Context: kim was cak attacked

a vicious barrage of penile attacks from the [fenis]

Instruction: "kim was cak attacked" What is the definition of "cak attacked"?


bouna

Context: you're not a mulatto, you're a bouna

Instruction: "you're not a mulatto, you're a bouna" What is the definition of "bouna"?


douchetit

Context: zach: dude, you're such a douchetit

a lovely retort when someone is acting like a douchebag and a complete idiot - i

Instruction: "zach: dude, you're such a douchetit" What is the definition of "douchetit"?


douchetit

Context: zach: dude, you're such a douchetit

a lovely retort when someone is acting like a douchebag and a complete idiot - i

Instruction: "zach: dude, you're such a douchetit" What is the definition of "douchetit"?


fricking

a southern and midwestern slang word used to express excitement or distainment without using profanity

Instruction: "that was fricking great (excitement) that was fricking sick (distainment)" What is the definition of "fricking"?


fricking

Context: keep your fricking hands off the remote

"a southern sanitized term of profanity -- similar to "dad-blamed" or "cotton-picking

Instruction: "keep your fricking hands off the remote" What is the definition of "fricking"?


fricking

a southern, south carolina term for saying fuck in public or with others in your church group

Instruction: "all the minister is interested in is fricking and chicken" What is the definition of "fricking"?


fricking

"a word used by cowards who are too afraid to say "fucking""

Instruction: ""dude #1: "that music fricking sucks" dude #2: "fricking?  come on you wimp" What is the definition of "fricking"?


fricking

Instruction: "iwantgmail you are fricking idiot, you seem to posses the same sexual orientation as your bisexual father, your very existence makes me despise the imperfections of the pull out method" What is the definition of "fricking"?


concentration tongue

much like [drummer tongue], the act of unconsciously sticking the tongue part way out of the mouth while performing any task requiring concentration

Instruction: "billy must find colouring difficult: his concentration tongue is sticking out" What is the definition of "concentration tongue"?


ishit

Context: ohh maa fuckin ishit

Instruction: "ohh maa fuckin ishit" What is the definition of "ishit"?


ishit

Instruction: "she was hoping to get a bunch of ishit for christmas" What is the definition of "ishit"?


ishit

listening to your ipod, playing with your iphone or any apple product while taking a shit!

Instruction: "man i can sit on the toilet for hours while taking an ishit" What is the definition of "ishit"?


ishit

Context: i bought some ishit today

Instruction: "i bought some ishit today" What is the definition of "ishit"?


ishit

to wear an ipod while shitting in a public restroom in order to distract the mind from the potential embarassment of making loud, wet bowel movements

Instruction: ""(marcel puts on headphones) corey: dude, you going to the gym? marcel: no, i'm going to go take an ishit" What is the definition of "ishit"?


ishit

the process of listening to your ipod while taking a shit

Instruction: "i saw this guy go into the bathroom with his ipod to take an ishit" What is the definition of "ishit"?


beef cannon

Instruction: "man that chick was on my beef cannon all night" What is the definition of "beef cannon"?


gruds

slang for [underpants], possibly northern england

Instruction: "i needs a new pair of gruds, that's my pile of dirty gruds" What is the definition of "gruds"?


gruds

Instruction: "fack, i've been wearing me gruds inside out all day" What is the definition of "gruds"?


gruds

slang for drugs, letters reversed and r/u transposed

Instruction: "yo, those gruds are sick; i'm high as shit" What is the definition of "gruds"?


christmas clam

when a woman's dress is too short at a christmas party

Instruction: "omg, judy's dress was so short that when she sat down you could see her christmas clam" What is the definition of "christmas clam"?


khayyam

Context: dammn thats a khayyam

Instruction: "dammn thats a khayyam" What is the definition of "khayyam"?


buck o' five

Instruction: "if you don't throw in your buck o' five, who will? freedom costs a buck o' five" What is the definition of "buck o' five"?


glass eyed bearded fuck face

a tosser who sports a beard all year round even though it makes his face look like a badger wrestling with a ferret in a cave!

Instruction: "glass eyed bearded fuck face eaxamples of this can be seen in the late and great steve jobs , ricky tomlinson , moors murderer peter sutcliffe" What is the definition of "glass eyed bearded fuck face"?


abrahamism

when a person in southern england assumes the high ground with their assumed knowledge of the english language

Instruction: "she is taking the abrahamism again, she doesnt really know what it means" What is the definition of "abrahamism"?


calgary flamers

a funny term used by edmontoinans when calgary loses a hockey game to them

Instruction: "oh man keane was so mad that the calgary flamers lost to the oilers" What is the definition of "calgary flamers"?


hoofa

Context: hoofa

Instruction: "hoofa" What is the definition of "hoofa"?