balsy move

action that required a pair of hairy balls to take

Instruction: "a: i fucked his girlfriend knowing he is a black belt in karate b: balsy move buddy" What is the definition of "balsy move"?


gatched it up

the act of turning a simple social situation into a notable and memorable event

Instruction: "man, tyler really gatched it up last night at the bar when he told us he was a fountain while projectile vomiting all over those poor poor children" What is the definition of "gatched it up"?


airtight seal

the simultaneous penetration of a woman's vagina, anus and mouth

Instruction: "she is up for any position so long as she gets an airtight seal" What is the definition of "airtight seal"?


gentleman's cane

a man's genitalia, his penis, his dick, his cock

Instruction: ""my, that chap's gentleman's cane is exquisite "are you ready to receive my gentleman's cane in your mouth?""" What is the definition of "gentleman's cane"?


bblm

Context: <emo> i'm going to kill myself, bblm

"internet shorthand for "be back later, maybe""

Instruction: "<emo> i'm going to kill myself, bblm" What is the definition of "bblm"?


all types of sick

a group of girls that go to [camp louise] in cascade maryland

Instruction: "hana left twice with two different kinds of sickness because she was the epitome of all types of sick" What is the definition of "all types of sick"?


groid

Context: look at that groid over there

a darkly skinned male with minimal intellegence, yet strength and speed beyond the capacity of an average homo sapien

Instruction: "look at that groid over there" What is the definition of "groid"?


groid

Instruction: "he wanted to date her till he found out she was so groid" What is the definition of "groid"?


groid

annoying black people, black people , and niggers!

Instruction: "damn groid took the mic from taylor swift at the vma's" What is the definition of "groid"?


groid

Context: (insert name) can be sutch a groid

someone that snifs bubbles in the bath tub

Instruction: "(insert name) can be sutch a groid" What is the definition of "groid"?


groid

Context: kevin: anna you are such a groid

Instruction: "kevin: anna you are such a groid" What is the definition of "groid"?


kayleigh

Context: i miss kayleigh so much

the most beautiful and wonderful person ever

Instruction: "i miss kayleigh so much" What is the definition of "kayleigh"?


kayleigh

Context: kayleigh is sooo pretty

is a name given to those of us who are amazingly pretty =]  kayleigh's are funny, witty and clever individuals

Instruction: "kayleigh is sooo pretty" What is the definition of "kayleigh"?


kayleigh

Instruction: "kayleigh is a beautiful name populised by the song of the same name that reached number 2 as a uk hit for british prog rock band marillion in 1985" What is the definition of "kayleigh"?


kayleigh

Context: kayleigh is incredible

a kayleigh is very beautiful and has a great sense of humor

Instruction: "kayleigh is incredible" What is the definition of "kayleigh"?


kayleigh

Instruction: ""kayleigh: "dino dino dino, pterodactyl pterodactyl" girl: kayleigh what the hell are you singing"" What is the definition of "kayleigh"?


kayleigh

the most ratchetiest of ratchets who ever ratcheted

Instruction: "you know kayliegh? she's so ratchet  how do you know? because she's a kayleigh" What is the definition of "kayleigh"?


kayleigh

Context: verb; to kayleigh

Instruction: "verb; to kayleigh" What is the definition of "kayleigh"?


Context: shannon kelly is so 53k5

Instruction: "shannon kelly is so 53k5" What is the definition of "53k5"?


a long one

Context: he had a long one

Instruction: "he had a long one" What is the definition of "a long one"?


burkshard

a crevasse in a glacier on an 8000m peak which is difficult to cross, if not impassable

Instruction: "the menacing burkshard stopped the 8000m expedition in its tracks" What is the definition of "burkshard"?


apathycore

apathycore is used to describe music developed by the jaded fallout of emocore

Instruction: "apathycore kid in calm voice:so are you going to rape me? potential rapist: wow, your apathycore" What is the definition of "apathycore"?


finger cuffs

"the act of being "locked in from both sides", from<i>chasing amy</i>

Instruction: "she was locked in like chinese finger cuffs" What is the definition of "finger cuffs"?


ashpd

Context: hey, look at my ashpd

the aperture science handheld portal device

Instruction: "hey, look at my ashpd" What is the definition of "ashpd"?


utter shit

'literal shit' something that is complete shit

Instruction: "'what the hell, this is not supposed to happen, this is utter shit" What is the definition of "utter shit"?


downgradeiphorica

"the condition associated with the proximal release of a close one, often a boyfriend or girlfriend, that is felt by the opposing party, i

Instruction: "my downgradeiphorica over aimee breaux has me jumping up and down; she is with a new boy toy" What is the definition of "downgradeiphorica"?


cruifin

the equivalent of roofin or beachin but on a cruise

Instruction: "guy 1: yo were cruifin guy 2: we are cruifin and cruise toppin guy 1: oh shoot" What is the definition of "cruifin"?


holy butters

Context: holy butters

an expression used when something exciting or shocking happens

Instruction: "holy butters" What is the definition of "holy butters"?


flikkk

Instruction: "that girl marie is only 15, she is total flikkk" What is the definition of "flikkk"?


flikkk

vaginal crust consisting of dried blood and mucus that accumulates as a result of improper tampon use or lack therof

Instruction: "marie is cute, but her snatch is full of flikkk" What is the definition of "flikkk"?


flikkk

Context: girl: flikkk

a pointless word with no applicable definition invented by a girl who doesn't wear tampons

Instruction: "girl: flikkk" What is the definition of "flikkk"?


extend bankaccount

Context: when in doubt, extend bankaccount

what to do when programming in java and you absolutely cannot figure out how to do your task

Instruction: "when in doubt, extend bankaccount" What is the definition of "extend bankaccount"?


eating carrots

an new trend that consists of walking around, usually a school campus, munching on delicious carrots

Instruction: ""hey look at that fag walking by eating carrots" What is the definition of "eating carrots"?


eating carrots

Context: i bet that girl likes eating carrots

a way of saying someone is sucking a dick, or giving a blowjob

Instruction: "i bet that girl likes eating carrots" What is the definition of "eating carrots"?


disney smile

Context: don't give me that disney smile

(noun) a obviously fake and often exaggerated smile

Instruction: "don't give me that disney smile" What is the definition of "disney smile"?


girls toilets

a place where girls leave their tampons and pads in every single flipping place

Instruction: "lily: hey did u just go to the girls toilets mel: yeah there was shit all over the floor" What is the definition of "girls toilets"?


jebinkus

one who is who is jebinkulus like, one who has jebinki qualities or is having to do with jebinkuality

Instruction: "dude did you see that jebinkus just standing in the corner last night at ashley's party?" What is the definition of "jebinkus"?


celebrage

(v) to participate in the acts of raging and celebrating simultaneously

Instruction: "let's celebrage my victory over unemployment by getting slizzard" What is the definition of "celebrage"?


shit buzz

a situation that is [crappy] for reasons of ruining fun

Instruction: "they increased the price of waffles, shit buzz" What is the definition of "shit buzz"?


dub deuces

rims on a vehicle which are twenty two inches in diameter

Instruction: "sheeeeeit, that nug got that bich up on dub deuces" What is the definition of "dub deuces"?


dub deuces

Instruction: "i roll on dub deuces so when i roll im fly" What is the definition of "dub deuces"?


cawipe

Context: the roll was out so i had to cawipe

Instruction: "the roll was out so i had to cawipe" What is the definition of "cawipe"?


Context: nice b411z :d

Instruction: "nice b411z :d" What is the definition of "b411z"?


Context: jimmy sucks b411z

Instruction: "jimmy sucks b411z" What is the definition of "b411z"?


a'zareah

Context: we have to bring a'zareah to the party

Instruction: "we have to bring a'zareah to the party" What is the definition of "a'zareah"?


belgium brain fuck

the act of orgasming into another persons brain cavity through the nose

Instruction: "i feel like someone gave me a belgium brain fuck" What is the definition of "belgium brain fuck"?


nudenessism

the act of getting butt ass naked,usually with a member of the opposite sex

Instruction: "hey baby, when you come home we can do a little dual nudenessism" What is the definition of "nudenessism"?


catigue

Instruction: ""matt has catigue because his cat "levia" woke him up a dozen times last night" What is the definition of "catigue"?


bird bath

it is a quick washing of the genitals just to make them fresh in the chance you may get action

Instruction: "werd, i will meet you at the bars, i just got to take a quick bird bath" What is the definition of "bird bath"?


bird bath

a quick shower that only involves cleaning private parts and under arms

Instruction: "when your in the [hole] your only way of staying clean is a bird bath" What is the definition of "bird bath"?


bird bath

when you or someone else pours champaign down a womans blouse between her breasts

Instruction: "bend your boobies down girl and let me give you a bird bath" What is the definition of "bird bath"?


hans-peter d�rr

Context: hans-peter d�rr was a scientist

he was one of the great thinkers of modern physics

Instruction: "hans-peter d�rr was a scientist" What is the definition of "hans-peter d�rr"?


becksillas

the timelessly epic bromance between english footballer david beckham and spanish goalkeeper iker casillas, while beckham played for real madrid in spain

Instruction: "i wish [david beckham] still played for [real madrid], i miss becksillas in action during matches and trainings" What is the definition of "becksillas"?


left handed stranger

masturbating with your left hand if you're right handed

Instruction: "i was bored with normal masurbation, so i gave the left handed stranger a shot" What is the definition of "left handed stranger"?


handler

"responsible for making sure that the talent knows when they are to perform, where they are to perform, and what time they are to be there

Instruction: "the producer said i had more patience than job, so could possibly work as a handler" What is the definition of "handler"?


handler

Context: "the handler hucked the frisbee

Instruction: ""the handler hucked the frisbee" What is the definition of "handler"?


handler

"a guardian responsible for escorting a retarded child or adult in public

Instruction: "warren broke free of his handler and began screaming and throwing trays around the restaurant" What is the definition of "handler"?


handler

party responsible for tending to the emotional and physical-sexual needs of a woman

Instruction: ""q: "are you gonna for her?"  a: "dude, she's got a handler" What is the definition of "handler"?


handler

Instruction: "tony atlas is was a handler to mark henry" What is the definition of "handler"?


handler

someone who gets girls but is not easy on the eyes, also is very hairy in upper reigons

Instruction: "yo i dont know how that kid is banging that bitch hes such a handler" What is the definition of "handler"?


handler

a insecure man usually nice looking and some what accomplished in his field of work

Instruction: "jay is a real big handler he has bree on lock down" What is the definition of "handler"?


aunt tomasina

Instruction: "yea, aunt tomasina is over in the middle east today repeating the same old bush doctrine" What is the definition of "aunt tomasina"?


accentuate

Instruction: "bubba, i am hungry, accentuate my sandwich earlier i have nothing to eat" What is the definition of "accentuate"?


eaglebtc

one who possesses a strong digital defense

Instruction: "you sass that hoopy ford prefect? there's an eaglebtc who really knows where his strong digital defense is" What is the definition of "eaglebtc"?


bear cubs fighting under a blanket

when woman has an ass so fine it looks like two small bear cubs fighting under a blanket when she walks

Instruction: "damn, that girls ass in those jeans looks like two bear cubs fighting under a blanket" What is the definition of "bear cubs fighting under a blanket"?


cum scallop

a semi-dry sticky lump of semen that forms in the anus after prolonged anal sex

Instruction: "dude, i ate my girlfriends cum scallop last night" What is the definition of "cum scallop"?


demiliza

Context: don't mess with demiliza

demiliza: a demi-god who's origin can be traced back to godzilla

Instruction: "don't mess with demiliza" What is the definition of "demiliza"?


cactus smacking

it is when one goes up to another and smacks that person upside the face with a cactus

Instruction: "john went cactus smacking with his friend and got arrested later that night for assault" What is the definition of "cactus smacking"?


zanzibar

the place i'll order your favorite dish, because i'm not gonna to cook it

Instruction: ""what's your favorite dish? i'm not gonna cook it, but i'll order it from zanzibar" What is the definition of "zanzibar"?


zanzibar

(1) probably the coolest nation in the whole world

Instruction: "zanzibar is a small island nation of the eastern coast of [africa]  guy 1: hey dude guy 2: zanzibar" What is the definition of "zanzibar"?


zanzibar

a good mulit-player map for the xbox game halo two

Instruction: "we got our ass's handed to us on zanzibar" What is the definition of "zanzibar"?


zanzibar

Context: dude, zanzibar

a term, generally used to tell a friend when you see someone you wanna f**k

Instruction: "dude, zanzibar" What is the definition of "zanzibar"?


peingy

Instruction: ""dude, are you getting peingy with me at the tailgate saturday - i'm bringing the 151?  "let's hammer 22 beers and get all peingy on the d-floor tonight" What is the definition of "peingy"?


cunt bags

Instruction: "how the hell can you find the clit when the cunt bags are in the way" What is the definition of "cunt bags"?


cunt bags

Instruction: "how the hell can you find the clit when the cunt bags are in the way" What is the definition of "cunt bags"?


bum slush

Context: 'that curry gave me terrible bum slush

Instruction: "'that curry gave me terrible bum slush" What is the definition of "bum slush"?


booger swaggler

Context: dude, you're a booger swaggler

a guy who has sex with a chick with a booger snatch, aka goober snatch

Instruction: "dude, you're a booger swaggler" What is the definition of "booger swaggler"?


boo lovin

sittin on the phone for hours with a girl or guy when there are friends or people around that you should be hangin out with

Instruction: "james didnt even play the ps3 he was too busy boo lovin with ashley" What is the definition of "boo lovin"?


boo lovin

Instruction: "john: is lissa hanging out with us tonight? alice: nah, rondell came to visit, so you know she gonna be    boo lovin" What is the definition of "boo lovin"?


boo lovin

Instruction: "john: is lissa hanging out with us tonight? alice: nah, rondell came to visit, so you know she gonna be boo lovin" What is the definition of "boo lovin"?


boo lovin

"boo loving (also known as being in love) is a sensual and complex feeling

Instruction: ""we've been together for two years and im still boo lovin  "i'll call you later im booo lovin" What is the definition of "boo lovin"?


ballzillion

Instruction: "dude 1: i went for a wax dude 2: what did you get? dude 1: a ballzillion dude 2: aw man that must've hurt" What is the definition of "ballzillion"?


cracksquirrel

an urban park dwelling squirrel which has found hidden stashes of crack cocaine and eaten them, thus becoming addicted

Instruction: "bloody cracksquirrel rinsed me for me mobile, was well vicious" What is the definition of "cracksquirrel"?


dorfman

Context: lets go pray to the dorfman

dorfman is an obscure philipino term for god, direct translation: 'man for whom there are statues'

Instruction: "lets go pray to the dorfman" What is the definition of "dorfman"?


ecofundamentalism

"ec�o�fun�da�men�tal�ism | (ek-oh-fuhn-duh-men-tl-iz-uhm)  1

Instruction: "example:  the ecofundamentalism espoused by [greenpeace] represents the greatest threat to [judeo-christian] civilization since radical islam declared war on the [west]" What is the definition of "ecofundamentalism"?


nonline

"something that happens in the "real world" not on the internet

Instruction: "34-year old d&d fan garry got his first nonline girlfriend this week" What is the definition of "nonline"?


nonline

Instruction: ""my mom is so technologically challenged, she is always nonline  "stop living on your computer, work on your nonline life" What is the definition of "nonline"?


nonline

"after all of our regular websites that used to be good started going downhill (theonion

Instruction: ""guy "did you read that article on the onion?" me "no, i'm nonline right now" guy "but i'm chatting with you on msn right at this very instant" What is the definition of "nonline"?


nutbar

Instruction: "that nutbar that blew past us gotta be going at least a buck and a half" What is the definition of "nutbar"?


nutbar

an utterly foolish, silly or senseless person

Instruction: ""if someone says something "silly" you can refer to them as a nutbar" What is the definition of "nutbar"?


nutbar

when someone is acting really out of character, does something you don't agree with or is in serious danger of looking like a prat, you call them a nutbar

Instruction: "person:what do you think if i went to the gig in this? other person:i'd think you were a nutbar it'd get trashed in seconds" What is the definition of "nutbar"?


chwank

Context: what a chwank [ketti]

Instruction: "what a chwank [ketti]" What is the definition of "chwank"?


crystal hefner

Context: crystal hefner playboy

Instruction: "crystal hefner playboy" What is the definition of "crystal hefner"?


beer darts

when you try to knock the other guys beer off the table with darts

Instruction: "oh man i was playing beer darts last night and i totally kicked his a$$" What is the definition of "beer darts"?


beer darts

when you try to knock the other guys beer off the table with darts

Instruction: "oh man i was playing beer darts last night and i totally kicked his a$$" What is the definition of "beer darts"?


riddler

Context: why would the riddler do this?

a criminal who hires you to do something illegal and then drops hints about it to the authorities

Instruction: "why would the riddler do this?" What is the definition of "riddler"?


riddler

a person who does stupid or weird things for no reason

Instruction: "that riddler just turned the lights out in the men's room" What is the definition of "riddler"?


riddler

Context: look at this fucking riddler

typically refers to a guy who dresses in a completely inappropriate manner for a given social situation

Instruction: "look at this fucking riddler" What is the definition of "riddler"?


riddler

when you love men but cant admit to doing so

Instruction: "that bloke who works one desk from the end called mark is definately a riddler" What is the definition of "riddler"?


dronestruck

suddenly hit by something unexpectedly shocking and devastating (compare thunderstruck)

Instruction: "wow, the news of that my friend was murdered by a flying robot has left me completely dronestruck" What is the definition of "dronestruck"?


blaize

"a tall, gangly, good lookin' fella who knows his way around the track

Instruction: "did you see blaize over maddie this spring break?  blaize hooked up with maddie? good for him" What is the definition of "blaize"?


blaize

a girl with a smile always on her face, inner beauty is her key

Instruction: "blaize loves to get [naughty] blaize enjys [drama]" What is the definition of "blaize"?


blaize

Context: blaize pascal lives in my dorm

Instruction: "blaize pascal lives in my dorm" What is the definition of "blaize"?


booth bitch

"booth bitch (n)- a girl (women dont dress like that) whom frequents night clubs/ rave parties with the sole intent of 'hookin up' with a dj

Instruction: "the booth bitch at the party last night took a swing at every dj that spun from 9-2am" What is the definition of "booth bitch"?


fin' to

Instruction: "mama: boy did you clean that room yet? boy: i'm fin' to" What is the definition of "fin' to"?


fin' to

Instruction: "i'm fin' to give you a nice ol' whoopin', son" What is the definition of "fin' to"?


nooshed

Instruction: "" man, i cant beleive you nooshed that ginger girl the weekend" What is the definition of "nooshed"?


nooshed

the point in which you're too intoxicated to function

Instruction: "i would've went to the mall but i was nooshed" What is the definition of "nooshed"?


bucht sechs

the act of sexual intercourse with another individual's anal region

Instruction: "jason and dustbunny had hardcore bucht sechs using poop as lube" What is the definition of "bucht sechs"?


deemie

Context: guy1: damn did you see that deemie

an exceptionally loving and caring person

Instruction: "guy1: damn did you see that deemie" What is the definition of "deemie"?


deemie

the act of using feces as a lubricant in stroking the peenie

Instruction: "i took a bitch out for a five course meal, and got the stinkiest deemie of my life afterwards" What is the definition of "deemie"?


hat cunt

super glue a mini top hat to the top of your vagina

Instruction: "dude she was so hot, but i wish she had a hat cunt" What is the definition of "hat cunt"?


Instruction: "he's as much use as an ashtray on a motor bike" What is the definition of "as much use as an ashtray on a motor bike"?


cock barnacle

(1)an ever-present, overly persistent and/or unwanted suitor or friend of a male

Instruction: "man 1: who's that fat chick that keeps hanging around you?  man 2: some fucking cock barnacle that won't leave me alone" What is the definition of "cock barnacle"?


aggy mouth

the condition of the mouth which occurs when an individual is [aggy]

Instruction: "dave was so aggy after losing his fifth consecutive game of fifa he began to get aggy mouth" What is the definition of "aggy mouth"?


own your house

Instruction: "1 - if you touch me again, i'm gonna own your house" What is the definition of "own your house"?


calistarian

Context: danny is such a calistarian bastard

a weed smoking, girl playing, evil rich boy who occassionally gets humble

Instruction: "danny is such a calistarian bastard" What is the definition of "calistarian"?


buckshnell

a process in which a male inserts his finger into a womans anus during intercourse

Instruction: "lastnight, during sex, i thought my boyfriend was going to buckshnell me" What is the definition of "buckshnell"?


branxton

branxton, a small [bogan] town in nsw australia

Instruction: "branxton has two cemeteries and no hospital so drive carefully" What is the definition of "branxton"?


lino licker

a term used by football fans especially those of dunfermline athletic to describe fans of raith rovers who come from the town of kirkcaldy famous for linoleum

Instruction: "don't sign him, he's a fucking lino licker" What is the definition of "lino licker"?


kory

Context: kory is up on it like scooter jesus

Instruction: "kory is up on it like scooter jesus" What is the definition of "kory"?


kory

Context: kory seems to lack a harem

Instruction: "kory seems to lack a harem" What is the definition of "kory"?


dassup

a stupid word in which is the native language of the small mesopotamian tribe of sam french toast

Instruction: "sam french smells like dassup  das what up   boobies" What is the definition of "dassup"?


bashatu

Instruction: "tebogo built her house, with bashatu styles" What is the definition of "bashatu"?


eshaq

Context: fat gay pornstars  eshaq

a person that likes a big penis that looks like a panda

Instruction: "fat gay pornstars  eshaq" What is the definition of "eshaq"?


devil finger

Context: 1) mikey: devil finger

"1) to pester somebody annoyingly by shouting "devil finger" like a retard and constantly hit them with ur fingers

Instruction: "1) mikey: devil finger" What is the definition of "devil finger"?


Instruction: "8=> when you are younger 8==> as you get older 8====> teen years 8=====> colledge" What is the definition of "8====>"?


Instruction: "would you like my 8====> inside of you? =d" What is the definition of "8====>"?


milk bladders

Instruction: "i could suck on those milk bladders all night" What is the definition of "milk bladders"?


milk bladders

Context: "get a load ah them milk bladders

phrase used when referring to a female's (human) breasts, often construed as sexist or inappropriate

Instruction: ""get a load ah them milk bladders" What is the definition of "milk bladders"?


black italian

someone with ethnic background consisting of both african and italian

Instruction: "a black person having sex with an italian person makes a black italian" What is the definition of "black italian"?


craufting

Instruction: "omg i was so drunk i fell on the bar stool and  hit my ass so hard that i was craufting" What is the definition of "craufting"?


crooked hawk beak jew nose

an a-symetrical nose that has been repeatedly broked time after time

Instruction: "crooked hawk beak jew nose i yelled at an unsuspecting person" What is the definition of "crooked hawk beak jew nose"?


billy ray valentine

Context: the name is billy ray valentine

character played by eddie murphy in trading places where he plays a phony blind viet-man parapalegic

Instruction: "the name is billy ray valentine" What is the definition of "billy ray valentine"?


bag chaser

Instruction: "that girl is such a bag chaser she will do anything to get a bag of (speed, coke, etc" What is the definition of "bag chaser"?


babanacka

Context: that new cd i bought is babanacka

something that you expect to be good but really its just utterly shit!

Instruction: "that new cd i bought is babanacka" What is the definition of "babanacka"?


crushn

Instruction: "girl 1: ooh, look its scottie girl 2: somebody's crushn girl 1: mfin yeah" What is the definition of "crushn"?


double doggin'

when you put two roller dogs on one bun and pay for one

Instruction: "oh shit, i totally got busted double doggin' it at the phillips 66" What is the definition of "double doggin'"?


double doggin'

Instruction: "margo: god, i was double doggin' for sooo long last night" What is the definition of "double doggin'"?


double doggin'

Context: that trannie was double doggin' me

Instruction: "that trannie was double doggin' me" What is the definition of "double doggin'"?


bo bo's

Instruction: "i got my bo bo's when i was under the gun" What is the definition of "bo bo's"?


bo bo's

Instruction: "i got my bo bo's when i was under the gun" What is the definition of "bo bo's"?


izzi bunn

izzi bunn is a random child and she probably will hit on you no matter who you are

Instruction: "man frickin izzi bunn was hittin on me and damn bro she got me twisted" What is the definition of "izzi bunn"?


piss-tivity

term used to describe the state of being incensed

Instruction: "if you keep fooling around, i'm gonna reach the highest point of piss-tivity imaginable and bash your heads in" What is the definition of "piss-tivity"?


bullover

Context: dude yesterday i got a bullover

Instruction: "dude yesterday i got a bullover" What is the definition of "bullover"?


befittingness

Context: befittingness becomes suitability

Instruction: "befittingness becomes suitability" What is the definition of "befittingness"?


asiatix

a word used as a general description of anything that has to do with asians, being asian, or asian culture

Instruction: "example sentence #1:  the asiatix movement is worldwide" What is the definition of "asiatix"?


all bad

when a situation goes to hell beyond normal control, typically a result of extreme drug or alcohol consumption

Instruction: "we just popped an e-pill and this night is about to be all bad" What is the definition of "all bad"?


cheesology

the study of cheese, along with the origins and developments in cheese making

Instruction: "i went to france to complete my degree in cheesology" What is the definition of "cheesology"?


nigger nectar

Instruction: "look at all those porch monkeys sippin on nigger nectar" What is the definition of "nigger nectar"?


nigger nectar

any brightly colored fruit flavored drink, (kool-aid, hawaiian punch, etc)

Instruction: "what flavor of nigger nectar do you like? red" What is the definition of "nigger nectar"?


bison log

Instruction: "fred: i heard keri rode jose's bison log for hours last night" What is the definition of "bison log"?


a snowball's chance in hell

what you say when something is not likely to happen, nearly impossible

Instruction: "joe has a snowball's chance in hell at getting a girlfriend, he's too fat" What is the definition of "a snowball's chance in hell"?


a snowball's chance in hell

what you say when something is not likely to happen, nearly impossible

Instruction: "joe has a snowball's chance in hell at getting a girlfriend, he's too fat" What is the definition of "a snowball's chance in hell"?


chunkulous

Instruction: "the food in that greasy spoon was awful, and i am afraid, chunkulous" What is the definition of "chunkulous"?


hellabangin

Context: damn, that bitches rack is hellabangin

something to the extremes of goodness, in size, depth, volume or any other property that is measurable

Instruction: "damn, that bitches rack is hellabangin" What is the definition of "hellabangin"?


asstroker

Instruction: "my ex-boyfriend was a total asstroker so i had to break up with him" What is the definition of "asstroker"?


hungry hungry hippo

a sexual procedure preformed by a woman or a man on a man

Instruction: "- hey mikey i heard that girl gave you a hungry hungry hippo" What is the definition of "hungry hungry hippo"?


ackerly

a kid that owned a cadillac and has a micro dick

Instruction: "jeff ackerly pisses on his nuts when he uses the bathroom" What is the definition of "ackerly"?


fawkward

when a ridiculously awkward situation arises especially in oklahoma and texas

Instruction: "sarah, asha and shiki in a room together, is fawkward" What is the definition of "fawkward"?


fawkward

Instruction: "i hate hanging out with them, they make me feel fawkward" What is the definition of "fawkward"?


fawkward

Context: it was so fawkward when i saw  him

an adjective used to describe a situation that was fucking awkward

Instruction: "it was so fawkward when i saw  him" What is the definition of "fawkward"?


fawkward

Instruction: "what janey said to kaylea's grandma was fawkward" What is the definition of "fawkward"?


fawkward

Instruction: "man i ran into my ex last night, it was fawkward" What is the definition of "fawkward"?


fawkward

Context: well that was fawkward

fucking awkward, that moment when things are beyond awkward

Instruction: "well that was fawkward" What is the definition of "fawkward"?


fawkward

when a ridiculously awkward situation arises especially in oklahoma and texas

Instruction: "sarah, asha and shiki in a room together, is fawkward" What is the definition of "fawkward"?


fawkward

Instruction: "i hate hanging out with them, they make me feel fawkward" What is the definition of "fawkward"?


fawkward

Context: it was so fawkward when i saw  him

an adjective used to describe a situation that was fucking awkward

Instruction: "it was so fawkward when i saw  him" What is the definition of "fawkward"?


fawkward

Instruction: "what janey said to kaylea's grandma was fawkward" What is the definition of "fawkward"?


fawkward

Instruction: "man i ran into my ex last night, it was fawkward" What is the definition of "fawkward"?


fawkward

Context: well that was fawkward

fucking awkward, that moment when things are beyond awkward

Instruction: "well that was fawkward" What is the definition of "fawkward"?


capitan keys

the capitan of the halycon cruiser the pillar of autoum

Instruction: "-master chief: capitan keys  -capitan keys: good to see you master  chief" What is the definition of "capitan keys"?


anoint

Instruction: "if i were god i would anoint her right now" What is the definition of "anoint"?


called it

Context: girl: im pregnant guy: called it

to say something before it happen that you predicted would

Instruction: "girl: im pregnant guy: called it" What is the definition of "called it"?


cultipungist

a person who has a fear or aggression towards aggressive cultures, religions, and beliefs

Instruction: "everyone kept labeling sally as being islamophobic, but she describes her as being a cultipungist to any radical religions and cults" What is the definition of "cultipungist"?


diagramic

pronunciation: 'dia-gra-mik  function: adjective  1

Instruction: "that mike's a real fucking diagramic tosser" What is the definition of "diagramic"?


napoleon blownapart

"infamous vertically-challenged 19th-century corsican emperor with a penchant for high explosives

Instruction: "citizen (hearing loud explosion in distance): well --- sounds like old napoleon blownapart is at it again down in the quarry" What is the definition of "napoleon blownapart"?


black river

when an african american male or female urinates on the chest of another human, and it runs down their body like a river

Instruction: ""omg stacey, i finally got to see that black river everyone's talking about" What is the definition of "black river"?


andrew bisante

a youtuber, who makes awesome videos and also every female teenager would like a bite out of

Instruction: "person a: man, i wish i was andrew bisante person b: why? person a: so they would want to bite me" What is the definition of "andrew bisante"?


cyberbate

the act of masturbation in front of ones computer, or to have cybersex

Instruction: "i must go cyberbate with my girlfriend who live's two thousand miles away" What is the definition of "cyberbate"?


news reader

Context: the news reader is lying as usual

"to act on television as one who reports the news, but in reality only reads scripts from a teleprompter

Instruction: "the news reader is lying as usual" What is the definition of "news reader"?


brown necktie

when you take a dump between a chicks tits then fuck the shit between her tits

Instruction: "after getting yet another crappy tie for christmas, i gave my wife a brown necktie of her own" What is the definition of "brown necktie"?


brown necktie

the act of taking a dump, but holding that dump hanging out of your butt cheeks, then recieving a tit wank

Instruction: "ross: you and cath done anything ravishing lately? dan: didya see that brown necktie she had on the other day? ross: oh yeah" What is the definition of "brown necktie"?


cock rocking

when someone puts pop rocks in their mouth and gives a blowjob

Instruction: "i totally blew a huge load from the cock rocking she gave me last night" What is the definition of "cock rocking"?


cock rocking

Instruction: ""nick: "you this kicks ass, erika was totaly cock rocking last night" What is the definition of "cock rocking"?


bum finger

the the 11th finger that comes out of a girl's bum to enter a man's bum while they are having sex

Instruction: "the sex was pretty bland until her bum finger crept out" What is the definition of "bum finger"?


bum finger

the 11th finger that comes out of a girl's bum to enter a guy's bum while they are having sex

Instruction: "the sex was pretty bland until her bum finger crept out" What is the definition of "bum finger"?


fuck bucket

1: a woman who is so sexually promiscuous that her pussy is now the size of a bucket 2: a complete and utter idiot who annoys you constantly

Instruction: "1: i met this girl and her pussy was a right fuck bucket 2: tony is such a fuck bucket i just want to [twat] him" What is the definition of "fuck bucket"?


fuck bucket

Instruction: "i am inserting a broomstick in this heap of shit's fuck bucket" What is the definition of "fuck bucket"?


fuck bucket

Context: hey, stop being a fuck bucket

Instruction: "hey, stop being a fuck bucket" What is the definition of "fuck bucket"?


fuck bucket

a dumb ass person/animal/thing that makes you mad in

Instruction: "orbit (cat) get off the bed, you fuck bucket" What is the definition of "fuck bucket"?


fuck bucket

"the female recipient of a man doing nothing other than to shoot a load of his jizz into her pussy and "get his rocks off

Instruction: "yeah, i been seein' jill, but its only because i need to bust a nut and she's a good fuck bucket" What is the definition of "fuck bucket"?


fuck bucket

1: a woman who is so sexually promiscuous that her pussy is now the size of a bucket 2: a complete and utter idiot who annoys you constantly

Instruction: "1: i met this girl and her pussy was a right fuck bucket 2: tony is such a fuck bucket i just want to [twat] him" What is the definition of "fuck bucket"?


fuck bucket

Instruction: "i am inserting a broomstick in this heap of shit's fuck bucket" What is the definition of "fuck bucket"?


fuck bucket

Context: hey, stop being a fuck bucket

Instruction: "hey, stop being a fuck bucket" What is the definition of "fuck bucket"?


fuck bucket

a dumb ass person/animal/thing that makes you mad in

Instruction: "orbit (cat) get off the bed, you fuck bucket" What is the definition of "fuck bucket"?


fuck bucket

"the female recipient of a man doing nothing other than to shoot a load of his jizz into her pussy and "get his rocks off

Instruction: "yeah, i been seein' jill, but its only because i need to bust a nut and she's a good fuck bucket" What is the definition of "fuck bucket"?


cheap abortion

just shove a nice wire coat hanger up there and jiggle it around

Instruction: "it is great for you and your little fetus that deserves death and is an easy way for a cheap abortion" What is the definition of "cheap abortion"?


beaver milk

the aromatic and slippery [juices] produced and excreted by the human [vagina] as an aid to [lubrication] prior to insertion of the [penis] or digits

Instruction: "her cunt was just oozing beaver milk once i started to tongue her clitoris" What is the definition of "beaver milk"?


f.i.t.s.

Context: lets get loaded , it f.i.t.s.

Instruction: "lets get loaded , it f.i.t.s." What is the definition of "f.i.t.s."?


markolepsy

noun: a disease named after mark g from westcliff in essex, characterised by long boughts of lapsed concentration

Instruction: "we wont be getting much done now, he's really suffering from markolepsy today" What is the definition of "markolepsy"?


markolepsy

a condition whereby the sufferer falls asleep at will but is unable to re-engage brain quickly

Instruction: "hey is that dude dead in that chair over there?  nah, he just suffers from markolepsy" What is the definition of "markolepsy"?


markolepsy

Context: this bartender has markolepsy

Instruction: "this bartender has markolepsy" What is the definition of "markolepsy"?


foreskin swirl

occurs when an uncircumcised man is receiving fellatio

Instruction: "i had a chub so she gave me the old foreskin swirl to get it full mast" What is the definition of "foreskin swirl"?


albuquerque jackhammer

a sexual when you stand a woman on her head and violently force your fist into the rectum of partner(s), then proceeding to enter to and fro until bleeding occurs

Instruction: "hello, bitch, please balance yourself on your head, so that i may pleasure you with an albuquerque jackhammer" What is the definition of "albuquerque jackhammer"?


chunchular

Instruction: "wow spike, that douche is really chunchular" What is the definition of "chunchular"?


money milking

the act of attempting to squeeze as much money as possible out of a franchise without consideration for the resulting descent in its integrity and reputation

Instruction: "continuing the office after [michael scott] left? ugh, total money milking - the internet star trek animated series, rocky 4" What is the definition of "money milking"?


absolute virtue

"often considered the most difficult notorious monster in [final fantasy xi]

Instruction: ""we fought absolute virtue for 3 hours and we can't beat him" What is the definition of "absolute virtue"?


bag of milk

Instruction: "man, betty is nice and all, but she is such a bag of milk" What is the definition of "bag of milk"?


super fantastic

Context: "sex with you was super fantastic

Instruction: ""sex with you was super fantastic" What is the definition of "super fantastic"?


barackingham palace

what the white house will become if barack hussein obama has his way and becomes the emperor of the world

Instruction: "barackingham palace is something that we all need to avoid for the sake of our freedom" What is the definition of "barackingham palace"?


going bush

going down on a fat italian or greek woman who is in need of a good mach 3'ing

Instruction: ""a- "where's johnny?" b- "he's going bush with caterina" What is the definition of "going bush"?


b.a.m ever

Instruction: "man i was watching saving private ryan b.a.m ever" What is the definition of "b.a.m ever"?


hot minute

Context: i have not seen you in a hot minute

Instruction: "i have not seen you in a hot minute" What is the definition of "hot minute"?


hot minute

Context: he been in jail for a hot minute

"typically longer than the slang "minute" the hot minute is defined as a very long time

Instruction: "he been in jail for a hot minute" What is the definition of "hot minute"?


hot minute

a period of time, usually ranging from a few months to a few years

Instruction: "i haven't seen that throwback for a hot minute" What is the definition of "hot minute"?


hot minute

Context: i was at the party for a hot minute

a term most commonly used to express a long period of time

Instruction: "i was at the party for a hot minute" What is the definition of "hot minute"?


hot minute

a hot minute meaning you haven't seen or done something in a long time ranging from 20-30 minutes to an hour or more

Instruction: "man its been a hot minute since i've done this" What is the definition of "hot minute"?


hot minute

recognizing that something took a very long time to occur or complete  usually exclaimed

Instruction: ""damn, that burger took a hot minute to finish  "it's been a hot minute since we've done it""" What is the definition of "hot minute"?


ggd

chill organisation where you can get your dope shit

Instruction: "where did you get that shizzle? at the ggd" What is the definition of "ggd"?


ggd

Instruction: "nathan is such a ggd he only wants dans hawnt ass for the nomey" What is the definition of "ggd"?


case mod

Context: john tolliver has a case mod

modifying a computer to make it look cool

Instruction: "john tolliver has a case mod" What is the definition of "case mod"?


cunt chops

a harsh and abrupt way to comment upon someone who is extemely un-attractive

Instruction: "look at cunt chops overthere, what an ugly bastard he is" What is the definition of "cunt chops"?


cunt chops

Instruction: ""a bold little boy, who can"t help himself from propetually chomping on the elusive poon, that little cunt chops" What is the definition of "cunt chops"?


euxenous

Context: the hotel has a euxenous environment

well-disposed towards strangers or foreigners

Instruction: "the hotel has a euxenous environment" What is the definition of "euxenous"?


quig

a bearded individual disregarded at first because of looks, but praised for the ability to overcome challenges through perseverance and knowledge

Instruction: "jameson, the quig of the two candidates, was elected to office" What is the definition of "quig"?


quig

Context: ow i stubbed my quig

Instruction: "ow i stubbed my quig" What is the definition of "quig"?


quig

Context: "don't be such a quig

a combination of all of the swear words in the english language

Instruction: ""don't be such a quig" What is the definition of "quig"?


chusy

Instruction: ""sarah: "ya i totally hooked up at that usy dance last night, that was hella crazy" becca: "oh, i didn't because i'm from chusy" What is the definition of "chusy"?


the grenade

"this waste of (a vast amount of) skin realized in the 6th grade that she will die alone after welfare and multiple heart attacks

Instruction: "she was the grenade should be an acceptable defense in murder cases" What is the definition of "the grenade"?


the grenade

the grenade is an alternative sexual manuaveur, it begins with the basic handjob

Instruction: "me: hey dude why are grabbing yourself? mike: my girl gave me the grenade because i called her heather half way through" What is the definition of "the grenade"?


guinea pig

Context: don't eat your guinea pig

an animal cute enough to eat, unfortunatly when you do you have no more friend

Instruction: "don't eat your guinea pig" What is the definition of "guinea pig"?


guinea pig

Context: my guinea pig loves to eat cucumber

guinea pigs are adorable rodents who are also known as cavies

Instruction: "my guinea pig loves to eat cucumber" What is the definition of "guinea pig"?


guinea pig

Instruction: "i banged that guinea pig gina last night, but i had to [bag] her first" What is the definition of "guinea pig"?


candy coated slut muffin

a slutty girl that is so cute and innocent looking that she isn't rejected by society like a normal slut is

Instruction: "damn, that sophie is such a candy coated slut muffin" What is the definition of "candy coated slut muffin"?


bud light

Context: john: pass me a bud light

a cheap alcoholic bevarage good for getting drunk

Instruction: "john: pass me a bud light" What is the definition of "bud light"?


bud light

foamy water with a small amount of alcohol added

Instruction: "the unfortunate party guests ran out of real beer, and were forced to drink bud light the rest of night" What is the definition of "bud light"?


bud light

Context: "hey bro want a bud light

the urine collected from a horse that has drank budweiser

Instruction: ""hey bro want a bud light" What is the definition of "bud light"?


bud light

a friend that immediately bails on you whenever you are anything less than perfect

Instruction: "john thought sara was a true friend and companion but realized she was just a bud light when she ditched him for farting in public" What is the definition of "bud light"?


bud light

Instruction: "after seeing president obama's beer of choice, observers grew weary of the soundness of his choices and hoped that bud light health care was not on the horizon" What is the definition of "bud light"?


basket weaver

a girl who is extremely enthusiastic about giving head

Instruction: ""dude, that girl monica is a total basket weaver" What is the definition of "basket weaver"?


basket weaver

someone who entangles the butt-hair of another sex, kind of like weaving a basket of hair

Instruction: "kari really weaved that ginger's basket the other night, gosh she's a master basket weaver" What is the definition of "basket weaver"?


basket weaver

a citizen or someone of the country of peru

Instruction: "julio, shut the fuck up you basket weaver" What is the definition of "basket weaver"?


ashef

Instruction: "ashef rules the lower level entities in the spiritual existance" What is the definition of "ashef"?


jacob cecil

Context: this kid is a jacob cecil

Instruction: "this kid is a jacob cecil" What is the definition of "jacob cecil"?


bhavani

indian girl who is the coolest, sweetest, awesomest person ever

Instruction: "i wish bhavani could be my friend; she seems like such an amazing person" What is the definition of "bhavani"?


bhavani

bhavani is the coolest most ahmazing person in the whole world!!!!!

Instruction: "damn i wish i was as ahmazing as bhavani is" What is the definition of "bhavani"?


annimisery

Context: today is my 8th annimisery

the landmark date of the beginning of a relationship that is not pleasant

Instruction: "today is my 8th annimisery" What is the definition of "annimisery"?


dislike button

something that always pops up an is used (a lot) even on the best ideas/comments

Instruction: "bob: wow i just used the dislike button on that video" What is the definition of "dislike button"?


music a.d.d.

when a person cant listen to one song for a long period of time and they constantly are changing the radio station or skipping songs while listening to a c

Instruction: "stop changing the radio station, you have such music a.d.d." What is the definition of "music a.d.d."?


anokea

pidgin english, originating from hawaii, it means i don't care

Instruction: "eh can you like tell me where da kine is? anokea where da kine is brah" What is the definition of "anokea"?


biden-hole

Context: shut your biden-hole

a term use for a mouth on gossiping, loud, or talkative person

Instruction: "shut your biden-hole" What is the definition of "biden-hole"?


date man

"an australian term which describes a man, who despite asking attractive girls on dates shows no interest in pursuing them

Instruction: "did that guy call you after your date last week?  no, he's such a date man" What is the definition of "date man"?


beav-cleav

"where one's vagina is visible through clothing

Instruction: ""ew, dude, you can totally see her beav-cleav" What is the definition of "beav-cleav"?


bulgarian airbags

Context: she has some fine bulgarian airbags

Instruction: "she has some fine bulgarian airbags" What is the definition of "bulgarian airbags"?


meowf

Context: i'd like to put it in her sweet meowf

alternative to mouth, but generally as a derogatory or sexual term

Instruction: "i'd like to put it in her sweet meowf" What is the definition of "meowf"?


meowf

Context: meowf

Instruction: "meowf" What is the definition of "meowf"?


baking ass

Context: i am totally baking ass right now

bake some ass, baking ass, to be very much under the influence of marijuana

Instruction: "i am totally baking ass right now" What is the definition of "baking ass"?


bgds

Context: did you see her? she's bgds

Instruction: "did you see her? she's bgds" What is the definition of "bgds"?


bgds

Context: did you see her? she's bgds

Instruction: "did you see her? she's bgds" What is the definition of "bgds"?


joseph kony

a ugandan warlord who kidnaps kids, turns girls into sex slaves and boys into kid soldiers

Instruction: "me: lets get joseph kony you: who is he me: describes kony you: ill go spread the word" What is the definition of "joseph kony"?


joseph kony

Context: raise awareness to stop joseph kony

an ugandan guerrilla group leader, head of the lord's resistance army (lra), a group engaged in a violent campaign to establish theocratic government based on the ten commandments throughout uganda

Instruction: "raise awareness to stop joseph kony" What is the definition of "joseph kony"?


joseph kony

joseph kony: one of the world's worst war criminals who has abducted and forced an estimated 66,000 children to fight for him in a group called lra

Instruction: "look up joseph kony 2012 on youtube and google, spread awareness" What is the definition of "joseph kony"?


joseph kony

"joesph kony is a ugandan military leader

Instruction: "dude#1: joseph kony is such a manwhore dude #2: i know eh, he had more than 60 wives, and has more than 40 children" What is the definition of "joseph kony"?


joseph kony

horrible man who is in africa who abducts children & turns them into killers

Instruction: "joseph kony is a horrible man and must be stopped" What is the definition of "joseph kony"?


biddling

speaking coherently with a lit cigarette hanging out of one's mouth

Instruction: "jd paused his story to light up a smoke, only to begin biddling as he finished his tirade" What is the definition of "biddling"?


allamuchy

crappy town outside of hackettstown filled with farms and hicks, aside from panther valley the rest of the town is scum

Instruction: "mark: hey lets go to a shitty town tonight bill: yeah, try hackettstown, no wait try allamuchy" What is the definition of "allamuchy"?


butt bubbly

the act of inserting a champagne bottle up ones anus

Instruction: "tim after a wild night on the town decided it would be a great idea to see through the new year with a spot of butt bubbly" What is the definition of "butt bubbly"?


came up

Context: "1: found a dollar, came up

Instruction: ""1: found a dollar, came up" What is the definition of "came up"?


came up

when you happen to pass by an unguarded or unattended item of value in your daily routine and swipe it before anyone notices it

Instruction: "me: wanna buy an ipod? guy: where'd you get it at? me: just came up on it" What is the definition of "came up"?


came up

Instruction: "yo bitch, some fucker came up on my wallet at tacos mexico yesterday" What is the definition of "came up"?


laguna beach bitches

laguna beach bitches [lah-goo-nuh beech bit-chez] noun 1

Instruction: "those laguna beach bitches think they are so great, but they are just irritating" What is the definition of "laguna beach bitches"?


dry dick syndrome

Instruction: "- how are you jamie? - not bad, just got a bit of dry dick syndrome at the moment" What is the definition of "dry dick syndrome"?


dry dick syndrome

having a period of getting no pussy and the only action your dick is getting is from your hand

Instruction: "man i haven't gotten laid in months, i'm suffering some serious dry dick syndrome right now" What is the definition of "dry dick syndrome"?


intertrend

the internet has spawned numerous hoaxes, misstatements, and misinformation perpetuated by laziness or a general lack of a desire to determine the real truth

Instruction: "absolutely repulsed by the number of moronic people who are buying into this intertrend of thinking the sandy hook shooting was a hoax" What is the definition of "intertrend"?


beer pap

some-one who insists on sharing a single bottle of beer with one of the more hardcore drinkers

Instruction: ""guy 1-"hey, want to split this bottle of beer?" guy 2-"don't be such a beer pap" What is the definition of "beer pap"?


choking the donkey

Context: tom was arrested for choking the donkey

Instruction: "tom was arrested for choking the donkey" What is the definition of "choking the donkey"?


abruzzo

Instruction: "they should call jared the subway guy an abruzzo" What is the definition of "abruzzo"?


cut the fuck

there's really no exact meaning for the phrase

Instruction: "hey man, cut the fuck?  want to go back to my place and cut the fuck?  cut the fuck" What is the definition of "cut the fuck"?


crapling crap

what a meathead says when something is very very crappy

Instruction: "this food is the worst crapling crap i've ever had" What is the definition of "crapling crap"?


freak flag

a characteristic, mannerism, or appearance of a person, either subtle or overt, which implies unique, eccentric, creative, adventurous or unconventional thinking

Instruction: ""david crosby refers to long hair as a freak flag in his song almost cut my hair" What is the definition of "freak flag"?


freak flag

letting loose, being down with your cool self, especially in front of a group of strangers

Instruction: ""ang: "hey t-rev, whatcha doin this weekend bra?"  trev: "ang, i'm gonna fly my freak flag" What is the definition of "freak flag"?


freak flag

unrestrained, unorthodox or unconventional in thinking, behavior, manners, etc

Instruction: "when traveling through the bible belt of the us, it's best not to let your freak flag fly high" What is the definition of "freak flag"?


freak flag

a flag, of sorts, strung up a pole at an outdoor concert/festival to signify where your seats are

Instruction: "our freak flag was so cool, i could find my buds no matter what i was on" What is the definition of "freak flag"?


blue angel

Instruction: "dumbass #1 - lets make a blue angel dumbass #2 - okay, here i go" What is the definition of "blue angel"?


72 virgins and a river of wine

something allah will give in paradise, if you strap a bomb to yourself and go blow something up

Instruction: "allah will give me 72 virgins and a river of wine in paradise" What is the definition of "72 virgins and a river of wine"?


cooch-pirate

Context: danny is a cooch-pirate

someone who is continually after the cooch

Instruction: "danny is a cooch-pirate" What is the definition of "cooch-pirate"?


triple penetration

when a girl participates in a sexual act which involves a cock in her mouth, a cock in her asshole, and a cock in her pussy all at once

Instruction: "i love regular sex, but i'm really a kinky bitch who loves to be fucked in every fuckhole i have - triple penetration is the best" What is the definition of "triple penetration"?


triple penetration

Context: prepare for the triple penetration

a dick in the mouth, cunt, & in the ass of a woman

Instruction: "prepare for the triple penetration" What is the definition of "triple penetration"?


triple penetration

one of the favorite sex acts of a complete slut

Instruction: ""i just saw a video of kathy doing a triple penetration with 3 black guys" What is the definition of "triple penetration"?


bog watcher

one who hangs about the public men's rooms in hopes of anonymous gay sex

Instruction: "hide the pies, and tighten yer belts, boys, here comes bog watcher" What is the definition of "bog watcher"?


bombs over baghdad

Instruction: "i'm out of pot, guess it's time for bombs over baghdad" What is the definition of "bombs over baghdad"?


bombs over baghdad

Instruction: "bill dropped bombs over baghdad on monica's face" What is the definition of "bombs over baghdad"?


bombs over baghdad

when your 69ing a middle eastern woman on top and proceed to defecate on her burkha and then yell bombs away

Instruction: "james was 69ing with me last night and then he yelled bombs over baghdad" What is the definition of "bombs over baghdad"?


gora

Context: bill clinton is a gora

"term used by indians to refer to white people

Instruction: "bill clinton is a gora" What is the definition of "gora"?


gora

Context: that herb is repping a pristine gora

Instruction: "that herb is repping a pristine gora" What is the definition of "gora"?


cumworthy

someone or something that causes an orgasm in one or more people

Instruction: "that girl is [wicked] hot, she's definitely cumworthy" What is the definition of "cumworthy"?


cambodian neck tie

the act of slitting someone's throat then pulling their tongue out the slit there for looking like a neck tie

Instruction: "when i found out he killed my best friend i gave him a cambodian neck tie" What is the definition of "cambodian neck tie"?


droobling

Context: omg rose you're droobling

is the act whereby your saliva nearly touches the floor then you suck it back it up, achieved after drinking alcohol (preferably when feeling ill)

Instruction: "omg rose you're droobling" What is the definition of "droobling"?


aliceya

has a huge ass and everybody talks shit about her

Instruction: "you know that girl at the mall we saw??  the one with the huge ass?  yeah, she is such an aliceya  yeah, i want to bang her" What is the definition of "aliceya"?


zong

Context: thats a phatty zong dude

a bong with its tube in the shape of a z

Instruction: "thats a phatty zong dude" What is the definition of "zong"?


zong

a bong with a pipe that swirls around and goes in fun directions

Instruction: "bro, i think the smoke got lost down somewhere in the zong" What is the definition of "zong"?


zong

Instruction: ""examples of noun usage: it might be said that the greatest zong in all of cinema is "no, [i am your father]" What is the definition of "zong"?


zong

1) some crazy chinese kid that pwns at counter-strike and pwns an sti  2) olimar

Instruction: "1) holy shit, zong is 30-5 in cs, and he just like flew past me at 140mph" What is the definition of "zong"?


aggriversary

pertains to marital milestones of the contentious variety

Instruction: "after 11 years and 363 days of constant bickering, john and mary were preparing for their 12th wedding aggriversary" What is the definition of "aggriversary"?


snagging

among native americans, a common term for [hooking up]

Instruction: "we found richie and janet snagging in the back of his pickup outside the bar last night" What is the definition of "snagging"?


snagging

the act of hooking up with a person usually for just one night or for a period of time but never being in a relationship with them

Instruction: "guy # 1: hey man what happened with you and that girl? you together now?  guy # 2: naw man we met and we just snagging" What is the definition of "snagging"?


dirty tanya

when a girl craps into a co-worker's desk drawr and then breaks the key off in the lock

Instruction: "when i got to work this morrning, i started smelling an oder only to find that i was doomed with a dirty tanya" What is the definition of "dirty tanya"?


bowts

Instruction: "if you fully extend your hand downwards and curl your fingers in toward your body bam you struck gold, bowts gold" What is the definition of "bowts"?


aiden hepworth

Context: aiden hepworth is sexy

Instruction: "aiden hepworth is sexy" What is the definition of "aiden hepworth"?


alwaysandobviously

"an awesome fan fiction writer for harry potter who is so infatuated with snape she is named after her two favorite line said by him which are "always" and "obviously"

Instruction: "i just read a book by alwaysandobviously and you'll never guess what its about" What is the definition of "alwaysandobviously"?


ass table way back

when a woman's ass is so massive that you can have a banquet on it

Instruction: "ey man look at that hoe god damn man she got an ass table way back" What is the definition of "ass table way back"?


die apokalyptischen reiter

awesome german death/black/heavy metal band, uses many different styles, variating in various songs from one to another

Instruction: "an awesome song by die apokalyptischen reiter would be the almighty and metal will never die" What is the definition of "die apokalyptischen reiter"?


mangle'd

Instruction: "man last night we got soo fuckin' mangle'd" What is the definition of "mangle'd"?


momcation

moms that go on vacation without their kids

Instruction: "my daughter asked me why i was going away 4 nights with just my best friends and i yelled i need a momcation" What is the definition of "momcation"?


gido

Context: tony is such a fucking gido

Instruction: "tony is such a fucking gido" What is the definition of "gido"?


mexican timeout

after cumming on the girls face, you cover her ugly cum covered face with a sombrero

Instruction: "i always keep a sombrero nearby in case i need to give her the mexican timeout" What is the definition of "mexican timeout"?


cassidi

Context: cassidi

an amazing person that is an amazing kisser and everyone wishes they had a cassidi

Instruction: "cassidi" What is the definition of "cassidi"?


cassidi

Instruction: ""wow, who's that really pretty girl? " that's cassidi" What is the definition of "cassidi"?


bill o'reilly

Context: i stepped in some bill o'reilly

Instruction: "i stepped in some bill o'reilly" What is the definition of "bill o'reilly"?


bill o'reilly

"pompous news anchor with a staggering ego

Instruction: "look, jackass, if you need this prick doing your thinking for you, you've got bigger problems than saving up for that bill o'reilly mug" What is the definition of "bill o'reilly"?


bill o'reilly

Context: bill o'reilly is a douchbag

Instruction: "bill o'reilly is a douchbag" What is the definition of "bill o'reilly"?


bill o'reilly

a very dumb, racist, homophob cracker who molests women and probably little boyys too

Instruction: ""hi my name is bill o'reilly but u can just call me the dumbest shit on earth" What is the definition of "bill o'reilly"?


bill o'reilly

another mouthpiece for the [republican] party who spouts off on a regular basis on [fox news]

Instruction: "bill o'reilly started that war on christmas stuff just to score points for the right" What is the definition of "bill o'reilly"?


bill o'reilly

a man whose inevitable heart attack cannot come soon enough

Instruction: "did you hear the idiotic thing bill o'reilly said today?" What is the definition of "bill o'reilly"?


duotang

a scene in a porno that involves 2 girls

Instruction: "that [2 girls 1 cup] video is the worse duotang movie ever" What is the definition of "duotang"?


big foot

a hairy mythical creature that hangs out in dense forests foggy areas and areas that are just out of the cameras focus

Instruction: "john said he saw big foot in the carpark its foggy so it must be true" What is the definition of "big foot"?


big foot

Context: "random person "i see big foot

international hide-and-seek champion last rumored to have been spotted in north america

Instruction: ""random person "i see big foot" What is the definition of "big foot"?


big foot

Context: yo, big foot is one hairy bitch

aka sasquatch!  big hairy mofo who stinks! 7 feet tall

Instruction: "yo, big foot is one hairy bitch" What is the definition of "big foot"?


ahavah

Instruction: "i am strong because i am a part of ahavah" What is the definition of "ahavah"?


crippophobia

Instruction: "he was yet another politician suffering from crippophobia and refused to speak with me or even shake my hand in case my disability was contagious" What is the definition of "crippophobia"?


ass monkey

a driver who follows your vehicle at an unsafe distance in their vehicle

Instruction: "i wish that ass monkey would get off my tail" What is the definition of "ass monkey"?


anthropodeathism

the word which takes somebody's name and makes a sentence out of the letters (usually to do with their death)

Instruction: "anthropodeathism examples  diana - died in a nasty accident or nasa - need another seven astronauts" What is the definition of "anthropodeathism"?


ass apples

roids so big they look like a grove of apples

Instruction: "that bitch bent over and i could see her damn ass apples" What is the definition of "ass apples"?


chunky fountain

tilting your head up as your vomiting so it resembles a fountain

Instruction: "at the bar there was a nasty chunky fountain" What is the definition of "chunky fountain"?


coontact

Instruction: "what a bad day at work, too much coontact" What is the definition of "coontact"?


coontact

Instruction: "what a bad day at work, too much coontact" What is the definition of "coontact"?


coontact

this phrase is completely unfounded and i feel sorry for any individual that feels the need to degrade people based on their race

Instruction: "example: this definition of coontact sux" What is the definition of "coontact"?


fruggin

what the people did at the beach in the song [rock lobster]

Instruction: "everybody's rockin'; everybody's fruggin" What is the definition of "fruggin"?


fruggin

Instruction: "scott was fruggin nic in the parking lot" What is the definition of "fruggin"?


emergencig

Instruction: "yo man, we have an emergencig on our hands, lets head down to the bodega and scoop up some stoggies" What is the definition of "emergencig"?


emergencig

Instruction: "yo man, we have an emergencig on our hands, lets head down to the bodega and scoop up some stoggies" What is the definition of "emergencig"?


big ol' boner butt

a phrase used to exclaim extreme joy or pleasure in a variety of situations

Instruction: "alex: hey did you see that chick run across the street with the huge tits???  colt: big ol' boner butt yea" What is the definition of "big ol' boner butt"?


anyka

a wonderful, caring & loving human being

Instruction: "that girl wished she could be like anyka" What is the definition of "anyka"?


bunker down

"a term morons use, particularly when bad weather is afoot, to which they confuse the meaning of "hunker" with

Instruction: "the storms a comin' we needs to bunker down" What is the definition of "bunker down"?


crossing it up, catholic style

"a handshake in the motion of the catholic cross

Instruction: "person one: oh look, johnny and tony are crossing it up, catholic style" What is the definition of "crossing it up, catholic style"?


dalfaggot

Instruction: "ah that girl allison is such a dalfaggot" What is the definition of "dalfaggot"?


bloody ax wound

Instruction: "hey honey did ur bloody ax wound come yet this month, im really horney" What is the definition of "bloody ax wound"?


chocolate luv

Instruction: "i want that black beauty over there to be my chocolate luv" What is the definition of "chocolate luv"?


beelzebiatch

a seriously devlish woman, in demeanor or actions

Instruction: "when she found out he was breaking up with her, she turned beelzebiatch and sanded his gas tank" What is the definition of "beelzebiatch"?


laundromateer

Context: charles was a true laundromateer

one of those brave regulars at your local laundromat

Instruction: "charles was a true laundromateer" What is the definition of "laundromateer"?


brain burn

when a person sees an event or an image that is so horrible they will never be able to forget it

Instruction: "i walked in on my parents having sex and got instant brain burn" What is the definition of "brain burn"?


lolig

"lol'ing so much, that when writing such, you accidentally the letter "n"

Instruction: "person 1: <witty joke> person 2: omg im lolig so hard" What is the definition of "lolig"?


b ceg

Instruction: ""you're such a b ceg", "stop being a b ceg you're gonna catch something nasty" What is the definition of "b ceg"?


barmy army

Context: barmy army

enthusiastic club (circa euro '96 onwards) of supporters of the england football team who travel the world to see their team play

Instruction: "barmy army" What is the definition of "barmy army"?


adityan

a large-bodied beast that has bear qualities

Instruction: "look over there in the woods, i think i see an adityan" What is the definition of "adityan"?


bsa day

bullshit ass day - term is used when someone is having such a bad day just one curse word can't accurately describe it

Instruction: "my girldfriend left me and i got fired from my job, such a bsa day" What is the definition of "bsa day"?


ski mogul

Instruction: "he looked so ski mogul making big jumps off the ski moguls" What is the definition of "ski mogul"?


cuddle bait

a movie that a guy does not want to see, but will watch with a woman in order to bait her into

Instruction: "bro #1 - dude, i cant believe you would watch the notebook bro #2 - it's guaranteed cuddle bait dude" What is the definition of "cuddle bait"?


agnes obel

Context: agnes obel writes such amazing lyrics

-a danish singer and songwriter who is considered one of the more inspiring artists of the generation

Instruction: "agnes obel writes such amazing lyrics" What is the definition of "agnes obel"?


dry docked

"a large turd which has problems being flushed and "docks" itself on the side of the bowl

Instruction: "domenic ate too many skittles and dry docked in your toilet" What is the definition of "dry docked"?


dry docked

Instruction: "man, i hooked up with this broad from the bar and the dirty bitch dry docked me" What is the definition of "dry docked"?


antiques road-ho

one who is abnormally drawn to and cannot resist watching the television program, antiques roadshow

Instruction: "after a four-hour marathon, jim finally had to face facts; he was an antiques road-ho" What is the definition of "antiques road-ho"?


hutt

Context: nathan: hutt

the phrase 'hutt!' is often yelled in conjunction with a closed fist striking the chest

Instruction: "nathan: hutt" What is the definition of "hutt"?


hutt

to describe someone as angry or bothered

Instruction: "katy was really hutt at school today, we could tell by the displeased look on her face, and the fact that she refused to converse with anybody" What is the definition of "hutt"?


dirtch

someone who is both dirty/nasty and a bitch

Instruction: "you've slept with 80 guys? you're a real dirtch" What is the definition of "dirtch"?


crimson straight

the line of pink [ejaculate] left on the stomach and between the [breasts] of a menstruating female when a male pulls out during [intercourse] to ejaculate

Instruction: ""after having sex with and ejaculating on the chest and stomach of his menstruating girlfriend the man exclaims, "that looks like the crimson straight of gibraltar" What is the definition of "crimson straight"?


twist-a-flexing

someone who has exceeded their limit of methaphetamines and cannot control their limbs

Instruction: "she called us to come help her cause her boyfriend was twist-a-flexing" What is the definition of "twist-a-flexing"?


certigy

a top notch company that provides customized solutions in human resources management, from payroll processing, benefit administration and insurance to employee leasing and temporary labor

Instruction: "certigy provides customized solutions in human resources management, from payroll processing, benefit administration and insurance to employee leasing and temporary labor" What is the definition of "certigy"?


certigy

Instruction: "someone hacked us, you may be compromised by certigy sorry to inform you via letter, but you've been compromised" What is the definition of "certigy"?


asta la vista

Instruction: "those idiots think that hasta la vista is spelled asta la vista meaning spear the view" What is the definition of "asta la vista"?


banhammered

an exaggerated means of describing prohibition, barring, or interdiction from a given digital environment

Instruction: "d00d omfgroflmfao wtf lawl i jus got teh banhammered for pwning teh n00b admin" What is the definition of "banhammered"?


banhammered

Instruction: "1) aleman just got his ass banhammered in the fight against kip" What is the definition of "banhammered"?


baba ganoush

Context: hey, baba ganoush

Instruction: "hey, baba ganoush" What is the definition of "baba ganoush"?


baba ganoush

a guy or girl from the middle east and india subcontinent who is throbbing hot

Instruction: "my heart is throbbing, he is one baba ganoush" What is the definition of "baba ganoush"?


baba ganoush

a guy or girl from the middle east or india subcontinent who is throbbing hot

Instruction: "my heart is throbbing, he is one baba ganoush" What is the definition of "baba ganoush"?


baba ganoush

a guy or girl of middle eastern and indian heritage who is throbbing hot

Instruction: "example 1: my heart is throbbing, he is one baba ganoush" What is the definition of "baba ganoush"?


cage allergic

Context: i'm cage allergic

'offing' oneself rather than go to prison! (like the poor, dead, dc madam!!)  this concept is similar to the wolf chewing off its' paw, to beat a trap!

Instruction: "i'm cage allergic" What is the definition of "cage allergic"?


agatg

it's an acronym for the deathcore band arsonists get all the girls

Instruction: "dude, have you heard the latest agatg album?" What is the definition of "agatg"?


happy day

a time when a form of sexual activity has occured

Instruction: "cameron had happy day with kim last night" What is the definition of "happy day"?


happy day

Context: cameron had happy day with kim

Instruction: "cameron had happy day with kim" What is the definition of "happy day"?


butt burque

slang for middle eastern grannie panties

Instruction: "she was hot except she wore this [fugly] butt burque" What is the definition of "butt burque"?


bucket of smashed crabs

Instruction: "looking at the people that live in worthing if like looking into a bucket of smashed crabs" What is the definition of "bucket of smashed crabs"?


anbert

when auto correct starts being a smart ass when you type amber

Instruction: "guy:hey who ur new gf other guy:oh u mean anbert guy:???" What is the definition of "anbert"?


anjaley

Instruction: ""dayyuum, is that anjaley? damn i'd put a ring on it any day  "damn, anjaley is jaw dropping gorgeous""" What is the definition of "anjaley"?


adam's asshole

Instruction: "blake's adam's apple is so huge he could adam's asshole a chick" What is the definition of "adam's asshole"?


berkes handshake

Instruction: "man, my girl fell asleep and i woke her up with a berkes handshake" What is the definition of "berkes handshake"?


camp matoaka

the most awesome, incredible place on earth

Instruction: "camp matoaka beats vega at everything they do" What is the definition of "camp matoaka"?


a tay

Context: im sorry, i pulled a tay

"absent minded action or remark that makes one self feel think or say "wow, im stupid

Instruction: "im sorry, i pulled a tay" What is the definition of "a tay"?


a tay

Context: im sorry, i pulled a tay

"absent minded action or remark that makes one self feel think or say "wow, im stupid

Instruction: "im sorry, i pulled a tay" What is the definition of "a tay"?


cocksucking cumgargling thundercunt

Instruction: "person 1: you're a cocksucking cumgargling thundercunt" What is the definition of "cocksucking cumgargling thundercunt"?


booyahtzee

an exclamatory statement to describe a complete win or victory by coming out on top of a situation in every possible way

Instruction: ""i just got promoted, booyah "so did i, booyahtzee" What is the definition of "booyahtzee"?


iscrazy

Context: damn this shit iscrazy

"when you're trippin your ass off and your best friend is talkin you through that shis, this shit "iscrazy!'"

Instruction: "damn this shit iscrazy" What is the definition of "iscrazy"?


barlob

a bad ass individual that hop's bar to bar picking fights

Instruction: "don't spend the evening with ryan, he's a barlob" What is the definition of "barlob"?


barbielicious

Context: she's barbielicious

a term used to describe a desirable female who has similar physical characteristics as barbie

Instruction: "she's barbielicious" What is the definition of "barbielicious"?


bollock yoghurt

romantic term for [love gravy] shot from the purple veined spunk pump

Instruction: "he shot his filthy bollock yoghurt all over her face" What is the definition of "bollock yoghurt"?


bollock yoghurt

a thick whitish liquid sent out through the penis during sexual activity containing sperm which is produced by the sex organs of men

Instruction: "i shot bollock yoghurt all over her face & tits" What is the definition of "bollock yoghurt"?


charlie brown kwanzaa

a hilarious cartoon where charlie brown characters talk jive to each other and curse each other out its just fuckin awesome

Instruction: "yo i saw charlie brown kwanzaa and i laughted my ass off" What is the definition of "charlie brown kwanzaa"?


charlie brown kwanzaa

that other definition thats there is just the pussy version

Instruction: "dude did you ever watch charlie brown kwanzaa ? its the funniest fuckin video on the internet ive ever seen in my whole life" What is the definition of "charlie brown kwanzaa"?


civo

civo is short for civilization, particularly an urban area

Instruction: "after being in the hinterland for a week, i couldn’t wait to get back to civo" What is the definition of "civo"?


civo

Context: that mans civo

Instruction: "that mans civo" What is the definition of "civo"?


civo

civo is short for civilization, particularly an urban area

Instruction: "after being in the hinterland for a week, i couldn’t wait to get back to civo" What is the definition of "civo"?


civo

Context: that mans civo

Instruction: "that mans civo" What is the definition of "civo"?


braindeer

Instruction: "[santa claws] is gonna eviscerate you and feed your brains to his braindeer" What is the definition of "braindeer"?


jujuretared

Context: homegirl is straight jujuretared

Instruction: "homegirl is straight jujuretared" What is the definition of "jujuretared"?


alcolicious

a refreshing beverage that is both alcoholic and delicious

Instruction: "hey gringo, chugalug on this alcolicious margarita" What is the definition of "alcolicious"?


carrotigits

orange-ish yellowing of the body from beta carotene saturation, noticeable in the digits of the hands, fingertips, that occurs from eating too many carrots

Instruction: "no, her fingers weren't orange from nicotene, jaundice, or self-tanner stains; poor girl had carrotigits from eating carrots for a few days" What is the definition of "carrotigits"?


canadian dick

Instruction: "guy 1: oh my god jack has such a canadian dick guy 2: yah thats killer" What is the definition of "canadian dick"?


aarica

crazy, spontanious, sexy, little ball of fire!

Instruction: "did you see that chick over there?? she was so aarica" What is the definition of "aarica"?


fingerette

a finnish gangster who thinks, talks, and dresses like a chiggerette, who smokes menthol ciggarette

Instruction: "yo look at kjartan sveinsson over there, fuckin fingerette is smokin' a menthol" What is the definition of "fingerette"?


adonal foyle

an nba player who is better at poetry than he is at basketball

Instruction: "dude, have you seen that youtube clip of adonal foyle missing the backboard? what a doofus" What is the definition of "adonal foyle"?


grocery getter

a car primarily used for transporting groceries, as the name implies

Instruction: "my daily car's nothing special - it's a bone stock grocery getter" What is the definition of "grocery getter"?


grocery getter

Instruction: "my parents got me a grocery getter as my first car" What is the definition of "grocery getter"?


flatbellys

attractive high school or college girls who have toned, or flat stomachs

Instruction: "did you see those flatbellys at the car wash" What is the definition of "flatbellys"?


bar mud

the black sticky material that covers your feet and possibly areas of your leg after a long night of bar hopping

Instruction: "seth: omg what the hell is all this black shit on my feet me:dude, you fell in the bar mud" What is the definition of "bar mud"?


a-double-d

a nickname for someone with huge boobs and a short attention span

Instruction: "a-double-d needs some ritalin and a good bra" What is the definition of "a-double-d"?


dondera

1) high level jamaican ganster 2) general of rudeboi's/ heavily respected dread

Instruction: "me bey a shotta (my boy's a gansta) him a blud a dondera (his brother's high class gangsta)" What is the definition of "dondera"?


buttbeads

Instruction: "joe pulled the buttbeads right out of his ass in front of all his siblings" What is the definition of "buttbeads"?


bizotchisisms

Context: do me in the butthole bizotchisisms

a phrase commonly used by those who prefer the same sex

Instruction: "do me in the butthole bizotchisisms" What is the definition of "bizotchisisms"?


chicken fingers

an amazing food consisting of fried parts of the chicken that ironically arn't fingers

Instruction: "damn those are good chicken fingers and fries" What is the definition of "chicken fingers"?


chicken fingers

one of lifes most simple, yet best, pleasures

Instruction: "a good show and a bucket o' chicken fingers" What is the definition of "chicken fingers"?


chicken fingers

the type of enjoyable food that makes you like your fingers

Instruction: "you you turn me on with thos chicken figery hands do it dip them chicken fingers in that hot sauce" What is the definition of "chicken fingers"?


chicken fingers

Instruction: "doug and claire are kissing, when suddenly doug makes a move in the no no zone, but ultimately chicken fingers her" What is the definition of "chicken fingers"?


chicken fingers

'chicken fingers' is the act during which a guy goes to go down a girl's pants and hesitantly chickens out because he's a pussy

Instruction: "man, i went to go down on my girl last night but i totally got chicken fingers" What is the definition of "chicken fingers"?


chicken fingers

an amazing food consisting of fried parts of the chicken that ironically arn't fingers

Instruction: "damn those are good chicken fingers and fries" What is the definition of "chicken fingers"?


chicken fingers

one of lifes most simple, yet best, pleasures

Instruction: "a good show and a bucket o' chicken fingers" What is the definition of "chicken fingers"?


chicken fingers

the type of enjoyable food that makes you like your fingers

Instruction: "you you turn me on with thos chicken figery hands do it dip them chicken fingers in that hot sauce" What is the definition of "chicken fingers"?


chicken fingers

Instruction: "doug and claire are kissing, when suddenly doug makes a move in the no no zone, but ultimately chicken fingers her" What is the definition of "chicken fingers"?


chicken fingers

'chicken fingers' is the act during which a guy goes to go down a girl's pants and hesitantly chickens out because he's a pussy

Instruction: "man, i went to go down on my girl last night but i totally got chicken fingers" What is the definition of "chicken fingers"?


bioow

an acronym for bang-in-order-older-woman similar to a milf but dispenses with needing to make assumptions about child rearing

Instruction: "my god i gave that bioow a great angry dragon last night" What is the definition of "bioow"?


harrish

Instruction: "stop being such a harrish and pull up your pants" What is the definition of "harrish"?


empornium

Context: superb's: the bong and porn empornium

Instruction: "superb's: the bong and porn empornium" What is the definition of "empornium"?


elearning

learning which can take place whilst using a device such as a smart phone, laptop, pc, tablet etc

Instruction: "participating in a distance elearning course such as a mooc" What is the definition of "elearning"?


benj'd

"a severe state of inebriation, usually caused by consumption of a drink with a high alcoholic content (e

Instruction: ""dude, you were so benj'd you tried to smoke a pack of filters last night" What is the definition of "benj'd"?


fagtion

"a large group of organized homosexual men working toward a cause (ie- usually the promotion and proliferation of gay values)  see "gay mafia""

Instruction: "wow, that fagtion sure organized a big parade" What is the definition of "fagtion"?


devil-hunger

"the unrequited desire for more frequent or more intense exposure to "satan", the metaphorical embodiment of evil

Instruction: "thanksgiving with his middle-class family always ignited larry's devil-hunger" What is the definition of "devil-hunger"?


hum bug

Instruction: "jessica is my best friend but she a hum bug" What is the definition of "hum bug"?


appleprole

Instruction: "you can tell s/he's an appleprole by the (various witticisms here)" What is the definition of "appleprole"?


as a chicken

Context: i am as tired as a chicken

a baltimore colloquialism that indicates an extreme state

Instruction: "i am as tired as a chicken" What is the definition of "as a chicken"?


a fluffy

when you're having sex with a woman and she farts on your balls

Instruction: "was having sex with my woman last night and she gave me a fluffy" What is the definition of "a fluffy"?


brunswick maine

Context: i live in brunswick maine

a small town in maine, half hour north of portland

Instruction: "i live in brunswick maine" What is the definition of "brunswick maine"?


brunswick maine

Instruction: "if you ever thought about hell as a teenager, it was the idea of living in brunswick maine" What is the definition of "brunswick maine"?


blarfkibbs

Instruction: "you: so what are your thoughts on the current economic climate is gambia? me: [pause] blarfkibbs" What is the definition of "blarfkibbs"?


back at the barnyard

back at the barnyard is a nickelodeon animated show about barnyard animals, mainly cows, that talk

Instruction: "guy 1: did you watch back at the barnyard last night? guy 2: yeah, it was awesome" What is the definition of "back at the barnyard"?


3 river rule

a rule stating that if you are more than 3 rivers away from the person you are dating then all faithfulness to your significant other is null and void

Instruction: "joe did not feel bad about cheating on his girlfriend because he knew he was covered under the 3 river rule" What is the definition of "3 river rule"?


gormazing

Context: the picture is gormazing

something that is both gorgeous and amazing

Instruction: "the picture is gormazing" What is the definition of "gormazing"?


ba dink-a-dink

a small, usually cute, rear end on a female

Instruction: "she's got a little tattoo to go on her ba dink-a-dink" What is the definition of "ba dink-a-dink"?


baggy shorts

wearing baggy shorts means you want gay sex anal sex bareback

Instruction: "everyone in the nba with baggy shorts likes to give each other aids all gay hiv [bug chaser] style" What is the definition of "baggy shorts"?


deeka

Instruction: "that guy with the dorky ripped hat is totally deeka" What is the definition of "deeka"?


cadbury eggs

Instruction: "gary: franz filled his porcelain nest full of cadbury eggs" What is the definition of "cadbury eggs"?


cadbury eggs

Context: he took one square in the cadbury eggs

Instruction: "he took one square in the cadbury eggs" What is the definition of "cadbury eggs"?


chataholic

Instruction: "benny1947 was your typical chataholic who couldn't seem to break the habit of showing up for endless hours in the same chatroom month after month, year after year" What is the definition of "chataholic"?


double double

a burger at in-n-out with two meat and two cheese

Instruction: "yeah, i'll have a double double animal style with animal fries and a large lemonade" What is the definition of "double double"?


sixtynine eleven is the described shape of a love making act between two men giving simultaneous felatio

Instruction: ""billy: "what're those two naked guys doing over there? wrestling around?"  johnathon: "if they've got each others boners in their mouths, i think you'd call that a 6911" What is the definition of "6911"?


beautasmagasm

Context: last night, i had a beautasmagasm

Instruction: "last night, i had a beautasmagasm" What is the definition of "beautasmagasm"?


hoosier hysteria

the term used to describe residents of indiana who show how much they support the team that they love-the indiana hoosiers

Instruction: "that hoosier hysteria is sweeping the country" What is the definition of "hoosier hysteria"?


nicole wasted

getting so drunk you begin to take all your clothes off while throwing up

Instruction: ""why's that girl topless in the bathroom?  "oh, she's just puking… she's nicole wasted" What is the definition of "nicole wasted"?


crouchwalkerslayer

Context: he is such a crouchwalkerslayer

a player in call of duty who crouches and walks around so his footsteps cannot be heard, often disliked among the call of duty community

Instruction: "he is such a crouchwalkerslayer" What is the definition of "crouchwalkerslayer"?


butt breath

Context: hey, butt breath

Instruction: "hey, butt breath" What is the definition of "butt breath"?


butt breath

to breathe in a males/females anus & have breath of an anus

Instruction: ""richard has butt breath  "dude, you got some major butt breath""" What is the definition of "butt breath"?


filthy nelson

gay sexual position when a guy is suspended in bondage, and fingered up the ass while getting a blowjob

Instruction: "man chris is such a pervert, he gave albert a filthy nelson last night" What is the definition of "filthy nelson"?


mxpx

"bremerton based melodic rock band consisting of three members: mike herrera on lead vocals and bass, yuri ruley on drums, and tom wisniewski on guitar and bgvs

Instruction: "i drove 6 hours to see mxpx in concert, and it was worth it" What is the definition of "mxpx"?


mxpx

Instruction: "dude, the crowd was crazy when i saw mxpx on the warped tour" What is the definition of "mxpx"?


mxpx

Instruction: "dude, you get the new mxpx cd yet?, i hear its the shiz" What is the definition of "mxpx"?


mxpx

Context: i want to go to a mxpx concert

the best band in the world, and the new cd is kick ass

Instruction: "i want to go to a mxpx concert" What is the definition of "mxpx"?


mxpx

Instruction: "dude, mxpx kicks so much ass no one cood say enything bad abowt them" What is the definition of "mxpx"?


haimon

the lord of all things holy and sacrid to the viking world

Instruction: "i call upon the wrath  of haimon son of creon to destroy your souls in a sack filled with oranges sold by a mexican guy on my block" What is the definition of "haimon"?


boombaclap

Context: yo boombaclap

Instruction: "yo boombaclap" What is the definition of "boombaclap"?


anne marie

Instruction: "anne marie is about to spread that shit like nutella" What is the definition of "anne marie"?


ercasm

the act of using sarcasm is so advanced, you may be too smart for your own good f you use it

Instruction: "ty said the other day that tyrone's ercasm played games with his head" What is the definition of "ercasm"?


ass tears

Context: god, i think i just had some ass tears

when you fart really hard and shit leaks out of your ass

Instruction: "god, i think i just had some ass tears" What is the definition of "ass tears"?


bash crab

Context: she is a bash crab

Instruction: "she is a bash crab" What is the definition of "bash crab"?


buhr

Context: gimmie a buhr

Instruction: "gimmie a buhr" What is the definition of "buhr"?


buhr

a word used when one or more people say something that make a conversation not worth continuing on

Instruction: "person a: i like music person b: me too person a: did you see clay aiken on american idol last night? person b: buhr" What is the definition of "buhr"?


dickus

Context: hey, dickus

"noun: generic, ubiquitous term of derision, fairly innocuous, used mostly "friend on friend", has become completely mainstream"

Instruction: "hey, dickus" What is the definition of "dickus"?


breastices

Instruction: "look at the breastices on that chick, man what a rack" What is the definition of "breastices"?


alinaish

Context: you are so alinaish

Instruction: "you are so alinaish" What is the definition of "alinaish"?


cogwheim

Instruction: "cogwheim the great, the semi-identity of one kyle miller" What is the definition of "cogwheim"?


bedunkalicious

bedunkalicious (adj) - very voluptuous and super sexy

Instruction: "yo doesn't ireland has a bedunkalicious booty?" What is the definition of "bedunkalicious"?


brobender

Context: that was a sick brobender

an epic party with your best heterosexual male friends

Instruction: "that was a sick brobender" What is the definition of "brobender"?


greek vacation

when your [girlfriend]/[wife]/[boo]/[mistress]/[fwb]/etc whom isn't a fan of anal sex ([greek]) gives it up either after you do something exceedingly nice, she is ridiculously drunk, or looking to experiment

Instruction: "guy: i can't believe it, my girl agreed to go on a greek vacation last night" What is the definition of "greek vacation"?


geopolitics

Instruction: "do you want to argue geopolitics with me dave?" What is the definition of "geopolitics"?


favre'd

(verb) to have one's finger broken by the football while attempting to catch a particularly hard-thrown pass

Instruction: ""how did you manage to break your pinky? "oh, i was brett favre'd by john in the tackle football game we had last weekend" What is the definition of "favre'd"?


free packaging

Instruction: "me: dude i don't get why guys insist upon free packaging with sweatpants" What is the definition of "free packaging"?


akngriobweasl

Instruction: "akngriobweasl means that the moon is made of cheese" What is the definition of "akngriobweasl"?


fart factory

Context: fuzzy is a fart factory

someone who produces an immense amount of methane bursts in sucession

Instruction: "fuzzy is a fart factory" What is the definition of "fart factory"?


fart factory

Context: "fuck me in the fart factory

despite other false definitions, a fart-factory is an anus

Instruction: ""fuck me in the fart factory" What is the definition of "fart factory"?


grasseater

Instruction: "the grasseater let the grasseater go when he was offered a bribe of $1000 in cash" What is the definition of "grasseater"?


babicakes

Context: hey babicakes

Instruction: "hey babicakes" What is the definition of "babicakes"?


insane in the membrane

Context: dude, thats insane in the membrane

Instruction: "dude, thats insane in the membrane" What is the definition of "insane in the membrane"?


insane in the membrane

smoking some of that good chronic and it's hitting you hard making you

Instruction: "dude, i was just listening to some cypress hill puffin on a fat blunt of og kush and now i'm totally insane in the membrane" What is the definition of "insane in the membrane"?


ice play

Context: that guy i met was really into ice play

the use of ice cubes or other frozen objects to tease your sexual partner, either by rubbing it around the rim of their entrance or on their nipples

Instruction: "that guy i met was really into ice play" What is the definition of "ice play"?


clance

Context: clance the [brony]

an overweight (probably mexican) 8 year old that enjoys anime, bony gmod servers, and getting getting anally raped by his father

Instruction: "clance the [brony]" What is the definition of "clance"?


chicken hawkin

to go out in public locations in search of females with empasis on physical appearance

Instruction: "john and harlan went chicken hawkin at bayfair" What is the definition of "chicken hawkin"?


astinkmatism

a nasal defect in which skanky smells of shit and piss usually prevent things like flowers and baked bread from smelling properly to the smeller

Instruction: ""jane was diagnosed with astinkmatism last year" What is the definition of "astinkmatism"?


banglasian

bang�gla�sian [bahng-glay-zhuhn or bahng-glah-zhuhn] noun 1

Instruction: "we witnessed a banglasian attempting to register for votes with his fake identification card  banglasians are poverty stricken, genial people misunderstood by the general masses" What is the definition of "banglasian"?


buzurk

Context: you drive like a buzurk

"sick cunt with red n13 thats drives in a manner commonly known as "buzurk""

Instruction: "you drive like a buzurk" What is the definition of "buzurk"?


full cup

"a way of censoring the term "[fuck up]""

Instruction: ""wow dude, you are such a full cup "girl, you best back the full cup" What is the definition of "full cup"?


skeet ball

a game in which a man ejaculates on a womans face, and landing in various parts earns a different score

Instruction: "i got to play skeet ball with jessica last night" What is the definition of "skeet ball"?


brown sock

this is an especially cruel prank to play on somebody

Instruction: "yeah so bob was being a dick the other day so i decided to give him a brown sock" What is the definition of "brown sock"?