don't hate

Context: don't hate

used by lesser people on talk shows to make them feel better about themselves

Instruction: "don't hate" What is the definition of "don't hate"?


boner stoner

someone who gets high, then tries to bone anyone in sight

Instruction: "dude kevin was suck a boner stoner last night" What is the definition of "boner stoner"?


blare

to ignite, light-up, spark-up, set on fire, smoke

Instruction: "dude, let's trek in the woods and blare that bowl of skunk-weed" What is the definition of "blare"?


black sabbath

Context: black sabbath = pioneers of metal

"first and still one of the greatest metal bands in the history of music

Instruction: "black sabbath = pioneers of metal" What is the definition of "black sabbath"?


black sabbath

Context: black sabbath, by black sabbath

Instruction: "black sabbath, by black sabbath" What is the definition of "black sabbath"?


black sabbath

Context: bitch, turn it up, its black sabbath

the best band ever, but only when turned up all the way

Instruction: "bitch, turn it up, its black sabbath" What is the definition of "black sabbath"?


black sabbath

Instruction: "black sabbath fucking rules and anybody who says otherwise is a fucking faggot" What is the definition of "black sabbath"?


boobalism

Instruction: "alice: so, who gets to go first ? blair: definitely me, by right of boobalism" What is the definition of "boobalism"?


bedlife day

Instruction: "my wife wasn't well today, so she had a bedlife day" What is the definition of "bedlife day"?


bernard pollard

Instruction: ""definition 1 example: "holy fuck my new favorite player is bernard pollard" What is the definition of "bernard pollard"?


creedo-race

a 5 mile race between the illussive sand dewlling panda,the gobi-fish from the premetazoric era and finally the tree swinging otter-goat

Instruction: "let's watch the creedo-race and place money on the mink-ferret he is disguised as the gobi" What is the definition of "creedo-race"?


creedo-race

a 5 mile race between animals from various contries

Instruction: "the snow-dwelling adrvark was left out of the creedo-race after sleeping with the gobi-fish and disperrsing mince pebblets" What is the definition of "creedo-race"?


american eagle

Instruction: "i get like all of my clothes at american eagle" What is the definition of "american eagle"?


american eagle

Instruction: "i get like all of my clothes at american eagle" What is the definition of "american eagle"?


brickolicious

a person who has reached the highest level of sexual appeal possible

Instruction: "q:why does every what him so much?  a:he's a brickolicious" What is the definition of "brickolicious"?


cocksphyxiation

Instruction: ""hi, i'm johnny noxville and this is cocksphyxiation" What is the definition of "cocksphyxiation"?


cocksphyxiation

a condition where the brain does not recieve enough oxygen due to a mouthfull of cawk

Instruction: "laura's face turned purple when i put some mad cocksphyxiation on her" What is the definition of "cocksphyxiation"?


cocksphyxiation

when u have 2 much cock and u choke and die

Instruction: "my gf had cocksphyxiation and choked on my dick" What is the definition of "cocksphyxiation"?


confidass

con·fi·dence  /ˈkänfədass,-fəˌdass/  noun  noun: confidass  1

Instruction: ""we had confidass in the staff  "the staff seemed to have a high amount of confidass""" What is the definition of "confidass"?


internet sex

where 2 people masturbate while talking in a call over the internet

Instruction: "i had really good internet sex with my girlfriend last night" What is the definition of "internet sex"?


baby dill

Context: i hate baby dill dick

Instruction: "i hate baby dill dick" What is the definition of "baby dill"?


d*ck

Instruction: "his name was d*ck and he had a big d*ck, but he was such a d*ck" What is the definition of "d*ck"?


bishop stang and dartmouth high

students who need to learn how to use proper grammar skills

Instruction: ""both bishop stang and dartmouth high say "there asses kicked"  it should be *they're asses kicked"" What is the definition of "bishop stang and dartmouth high"?


compressor

compressor/kompressor refers to any mercedes benz with a supercharged engine

Instruction: "money on the dresser / drive a compressor / top notch hos get the most / not the lesser - ugk ft outkast - int'l players anthem" What is the definition of "compressor"?


essien

Context: essien my nephew

the person who brightens every day just by being in it

Instruction: "essien my nephew" What is the definition of "essien"?


lovesnot

Instruction: "after jerking me off for ten minutes, i proceeded to expel my lovesnot all over her face" What is the definition of "lovesnot"?


dirty thirds

to be the third guy to have unprotected sex with a chick in a short period of time

Instruction: "joe likes messing with the cheap prostitutes that don't like condoms towards the end of the night and usually ends up with dirty thirds" What is the definition of "dirty thirds"?


dirty thirds

Context: "that girl is you're dirty thirds

"when someone "hooks" up with someone after two of his friends have hooked up with them prior to said hook up

Instruction: ""that girl is you're dirty thirds" What is the definition of "dirty thirds"?


gabba

Context: i like my gabba really loud and fast

extremely fast, aggressive and insane hardcore dance music usually exceeding 200 bpm with a big [phat] kick drum

Instruction: "i like my gabba really loud and fast" What is the definition of "gabba"?


gabba

Context: the gabba went surfing

short for gabbacho, straight out white, typical blonde white man

Instruction: "the gabba went surfing" What is the definition of "gabba"?


gabba

Context: he's a gabba

Instruction: "he's a gabba" What is the definition of "gabba"?


gabba

Context: man, that girl went all gabba on me

Instruction: "man, that girl went all gabba on me" What is the definition of "gabba"?


keldeo

the first of the three generation v pokemon that wasn't revealed at first

Instruction: "it is said the keldeo was separated from its parents in a fire and was saved by the musketeer trio" What is the definition of "keldeo"?


bro claire

slang name for eau claire or more specifically, the university of wisconsin- eau claire

Instruction: ""hey bro are you coming to bro claire tonight to party?  -i don't know bro i smoked too much nug and got blacked off [karkov] last time i came" What is the definition of "bro claire"?


armada'd

the process of warring, and beating, a family in a mafia game when the other family doesnt even fight back

Instruction: "i was playing a game called mafia life, and the other family we were warring was armada'd" What is the definition of "armada'd"?


on task

Context: i could barely stay on task at work

Instruction: "i could barely stay on task at work" What is the definition of "on task"?


footstool

a bald head to lie your feet on when you are relaxing at home

Instruction: "i wish i had my own human footstool or baldy instead of having to use this harder footstool from the store" What is the definition of "footstool"?


footstool

Context: yo wassap, you so footstool is crazy

Instruction: "yo wassap, you so footstool is crazy" What is the definition of "footstool"?


cd repoman

"someone who is always intense and gets your cd's back from one of your "friends" that borrowed/stole your cd's"

Instruction: "i'm so glad that i called the cd repoman because he got my cd's back" What is the definition of "cd repoman"?


Context: i p0wn you

to 'own' a person (in video games mostly)

Instruction: "i p0wn you" What is the definition of "p0wn"?


Context: i p0wn u in counter strike

Instruction: "i p0wn u in counter strike" What is the definition of "p0wn"?


Instruction: "p0wn" What is the definition of "p0wn"?


grandfather clock

while mooning someone, the mooner bends over exposing his dick and balls

Instruction: "it just started as a casual moon, but then turned into a grandfather clock" What is the definition of "grandfather clock"?


grandfather clock

the grandfather clock is performed while suspended in the air, generally with the help of 2 others

Instruction: "dude, robb ba ba brain'd me, so i'm gonna get him back tonight with a grandfather clock" What is the definition of "grandfather clock"?


grandfather clock

Context: i gave kristi a grandfather clock today

when your girlfriend won't let you have sex with her because of her period

Instruction: "i gave kristi a grandfather clock today" What is the definition of "grandfather clock"?


combo dick

refers to a small [penis] that is similar in size and shape to the popular american snack food

Instruction: "heather was happy when she saw the size of my cock because she said her boyfriend had a combo dick" What is the definition of "combo dick"?


booty o'clock

often referred to closing time, it's the period of time right after a bar closes where desperate people hang around outside to pick up on remainders

Instruction: "and to think, i met your father at booty o'clock" What is the definition of "booty o'clock"?


ala mode

Instruction: "friend:  hey can you get me a slice of apple pie ala mode" What is the definition of "ala mode"?


festpedia

knowledge of musicfestivals worldwide & the artists who play them in the palm of your hand

Instruction: "i use my musicfestival app for ios & android as a festpedia" What is the definition of "festpedia"?


all fattered up

Instruction: "devin got all fattered up and lost his virginity to a fat chick at uni" What is the definition of "all fattered up"?


fwaack

Context: fwaack everybodaaaaaay, or fwaack you

Instruction: "fwaack everybodaaaaaay, or fwaack you" What is the definition of "fwaack"?


binyay

Context: dude, put the binyay away

Instruction: "dude, put the binyay away" What is the definition of "binyay"?


bungoi

Context: you sick fucking bungoi

Instruction: "you sick fucking bungoi" What is the definition of "bungoi"?


bled out

this is what happens when a person dies from blood loss --

Instruction: "that poor sap who got his arm severed bled out before anyone could save him" What is the definition of "bled out"?


french tips

when you skeet/cum on a girl's feet, especially the toes

Instruction: "yo i'ma bust that broad with some french tips" What is the definition of "french tips"?


butt-bo

Context: "i called butt-bo on that chair

the term used to save your seat before getting up

Instruction: ""i called butt-bo on that chair" What is the definition of "butt-bo"?


butt-bo

Context: "i called butt-bo on that chair

the term used to save your seat before getting up

Instruction: ""i called butt-bo on that chair" What is the definition of "butt-bo"?


yaknow

Context: it was not my fault -- yaknow

Instruction: "it was not my fault -- yaknow" What is the definition of "yaknow"?


alex rios

Context: and there's the alex rios folks

when a baseball player strikes out 5 times

Instruction: "and there's the alex rios folks" What is the definition of "alex rios"?


grooky

Instruction: ""matt- "i feel like the doorknob could fall asleep on my toe" blake- " ohhhh matt, you are in such a grooky mood""" What is the definition of "grooky"?


a standing 8 count

when having sex the female turns out to be a sadomasicist, and begins beating herself about the face with her clinched fist

Instruction: "dude, i was doing the dirty with this slut last night, and she cominced giving herself a standing 8 count" What is the definition of "a standing 8 count"?


mulligan man

Instruction: "although, kevin had always been a nice, considerate, and responsible kind of guy, he avoided dating divorced woman as not to be considered a mulligan man" What is the definition of "mulligan man"?


behaggled

Instruction: "having 2 exams and 3 10-page papers will leave you behaggled" What is the definition of "behaggled"?


consoletards

a console gaming person whos idea of depth in a game is twitching till thier thumbs fall off

Instruction: "brotherhood of steel is a rpg for consoletards" What is the definition of "consoletards"?


consoletards

a console gaming person whos idea of depth in a game is twitching till thier thumbs fall off

Instruction: "brotherhood of steel is a rpg for consoletards" What is the definition of "consoletards"?


crab scout

Context: rhianna is a dirty crab scout

a girl that's so promiscuous it's like she goes looking for an std

Instruction: "rhianna is a dirty crab scout" What is the definition of "crab scout"?


moonlight depression

"a purple drink created by some unknown person that is pretty much the opposite of sunny delight

Instruction: "it's really dark outside and i am thirsty, i wish i had some moonlight depression" What is the definition of "moonlight depression"?


mad money

an overwhelmingly annoying stock-info show hosted by a man who gets overly excited about stocks

Instruction: "the guy on mad money uses sound effects to make stocks more exciting" What is the definition of "mad money"?


mad money

Context: that d trump has mad money

Instruction: "that d trump has mad money" What is the definition of "mad money"?


chickenfligen

a chickenfligen is one who is obsessed with chickens

Instruction: "the chickenfligen loved his pet chicken ,bob, so much, that when a murderer threatened to kill either bob or his parents, he chose to save bob" What is the definition of "chickenfligen"?


mitree

the little hairs that dangle from your taint

Instruction: "damn, i've got to shave the mitree off of my taint" What is the definition of "mitree"?


boot shaped

look at a map of [idaho] or [italy] they are places that are shaped like a boot

Instruction: "i live in idaho, the boot shaped state, down in the toe part near wyoming" What is the definition of "boot shaped"?


comando guadalix

an 1954 guerrilla team of the canary islands military, who performed horrible attempts against the city of guadalix

Instruction: "- yo, dang, you're craziest than comando guadalix" What is the definition of "comando guadalix"?


kasih

"usually the name of a person who has an opposite personality of their name, a jane of all trades and an enthusiast at everything they do

Instruction: ""do you know who kasih is?  "well yes, she's that babe from the latest cover of playboy magazine""" What is the definition of "kasih"?


fanboy and chum chum

the most fucking stupid show that nickelodian has squeezed out their ass yet

Instruction: "is that [hanna montana] singing [justin beiber]'s songs? no, its fanboy and chum chum" What is the definition of "fanboy and chum chum"?


fanboy and chum chum

Context: fanboy and chum chum rocks

Instruction: "fanboy and chum chum rocks" What is the definition of "fanboy and chum chum"?


council tucky

a phrase used to describe or insult the town of council bluffs,iowa

Instruction: "kid1: hey where do you live? kid2: oh i live in council tucky" What is the definition of "council tucky"?


disco ball

platinum teeth and princess cuts in a mouth/grill

Instruction: "diamonds all in my mouf, in my grill, and in my jaw, platinum teeth and princess cuts, my mouf is similar to a disco ball" What is the definition of "disco ball"?


disco ball

platinum teeth and princess cuts in a mouth/grill

Instruction: "diamonds all in my mouf, in my grill, and in my jaw, platinum teeth and princess cuts, my mouf is similar to a disco ball" What is the definition of "disco ball"?


deep throater

one who can take a mans full penis length in their mouth without gagging

Instruction: "maggie was known as a deep throater all throughout her school" What is the definition of "deep throater"?


ding dong

Context: g: i live in ding dong d: fag

Instruction: "g: i live in ding dong d: fag" What is the definition of "ding dong"?


ding dong

Instruction: "ohhh you touch my tralala, hmmm my ding ding dong" What is the definition of "ding dong"?


ding dong

Context: g: i live in ding dong d: fag

Instruction: "g: i live in ding dong d: fag" What is the definition of "ding dong"?


ding dong

Instruction: "ohhh you touch my tralala, hmmm my ding ding dong" What is the definition of "ding dong"?


ding dong

Context: g: i live in ding dong d: fag

Instruction: "g: i live in ding dong d: fag" What is the definition of "ding dong"?


ding dong

Instruction: "ohhh you touch my tralala, hmmm my ding ding dong" What is the definition of "ding dong"?


adam smith pimp hand

your ability to control your ho(s) through a proxy that cannot be traced back to you

Instruction: "because the pimp was frequently out of town, he used his adam smith pimp hand to keep his girls in line" What is the definition of "adam smith pimp hand"?


cheap whore

i women who would do sexual favors for tangible goods

Instruction: "yo, that cheap whore blew me and my homie for something" What is the definition of "cheap whore"?


alltheist

"a person who tries to claim ties to every religion out of fear of picking the "wrong" one

Instruction: "guy: i don't want to go to hell, so i'll just become an alltheist girlfriend: why am i even going out with you?" What is the definition of "alltheist"?


play cousin

Context: oh him? he my play cousin

someone who you growed up around, and know like family but ain't related to yaz

Instruction: "oh him? he my play cousin" What is the definition of "play cousin"?


bidios

Context: bidios ill see you tomorrow

means to say bye its a mixture of bye and adios

Instruction: "bidios ill see you tomorrow" What is the definition of "bidios"?


crazy bitches

Context: damn those crazy bitches are annoying

a girl who bitches non-stop without any reason and deserves a good smack in the face

Instruction: "damn those crazy bitches are annoying" What is the definition of "crazy bitches"?


ahmadi

"a man who you can barely understand what he is speaking at the moment

Instruction: ""1:wayne:"yo could you understand that nigga?"  drake:"nah man, he sounds like an ahmadi" What is the definition of "ahmadi"?


olean ny

Instruction: "dude your from olean ny? how long have you been out of rehab?  so i see your from olean ny" What is the definition of "olean ny"?


barack obamas

"a species, or at least considered a species, who changes it's mind every few seconds in order to try and seem like he knows what is good for its surroundings

Instruction: "tim: barack obamas are an endangered species  karl: nice man" What is the definition of "barack obamas"?


cjvi

Context: they're really cjvi

Instruction: "they're really cjvi" What is the definition of "cjvi"?


ass maggot

Context: he is such an ass maggot

someone thats ass is so nasty that it draws maggots

Instruction: "he is such an ass maggot" What is the definition of "ass maggot"?


california juicebox

when a guy/girl urinates inside of a vagina then eats it out

Instruction: "he pulled a california juicebox and she never knew until she stood up" What is the definition of "california juicebox"?


ladybumps

Context: i can see your ladybumps

Instruction: "i can see your ladybumps" What is the definition of "ladybumps"?


aude

Instruction: "aude just came, and it was amazingly attractive" What is the definition of "aude"?


catapault

its like a catapult but its spelt differently because i fucking said so benjamin

Instruction: "i would like to catapault your head into a wall" What is the definition of "catapault"?


king of the dot

Context: king of the dot

Instruction: "king of the dot" What is the definition of "king of the dot"?


jefferson city

Context: i live in jefferson city

Instruction: "i live in jefferson city" What is the definition of "jefferson city"?


jefferson city

the capitol city of the great state of missouri

Instruction: "jefferson city is the capitol of missouri" What is the definition of "jefferson city"?


jefferson city

home of the hastings crew, the baddest crew you'll ever meet

Instruction: ""hey, let's go to jefferson city and hang out at hastings, "singing sweet home alabama all summer long"" What is the definition of "jefferson city"?


embarrassment transfer

the feeling of embarrassment one feels when someone else is being embarrassing

Instruction: "those white kids free-styling gave me so much embarrassment transfer" What is the definition of "embarrassment transfer"?


danged

to get fucked a over by co-worker due to their inefficiency or lack of interest

Instruction: "i just got danged by sue, she didn't feel like editing the report and now it's late" What is the definition of "danged"?


fly fishing

when you unzip someone's pants and start feeling around

Instruction: "dude, i was totally fly fishing jenny in the movie theater last night" What is the definition of "fly fishing"?


fly fishing

when you put your tongue and try to get in in a girls fly and try to lick her vaginia

Instruction: "i just went fly fishing and caught a wide one" What is the definition of "fly fishing"?


cocksore

a canker sore developed from too much cock gobbling

Instruction: "that cocklord sure does have one hell of a fine cocksore on her lower lip" What is the definition of "cocksore"?


cocksore

Instruction: "sweet fuck that sally really is a cocksore" What is the definition of "cocksore"?


afrocentrist

an ethnocentrist whose fixation happens to be things african

Instruction: "an afrocentrist excludes the significance of albanian culture and its impact on peruvian haiku much like the sinocentrist does" What is the definition of "afrocentrist"?


squig

a hot teenage girl that you want to do but would be arrested if you did

Instruction: "look at the tits on that squig coming out of the high school" What is the definition of "squig"?


squig

Context: get da snotlings i see a squig herd

a animal that is sort of a lizard that has a round body with 2 foot teeth and only 2 legs

Instruction: "get da snotlings i see a squig herd" What is the definition of "squig"?


squig

slang term for a cigarette, can also be spelt skwig

Instruction: "hey can i get a squig from you  damn, thats like the 5th one youve taken from me today, get your own" What is the definition of "squig"?


bass line

Instruction: "the 1989 santa clara vanguard bass line was 'off the chain" What is the definition of "bass line"?


addficted

adjective used to describe someone who is addicted to reading [fan fiction] stories on the internet written by fans, usually about boy bands such as [one direction] and [mcfly]

Instruction: "girl 1: have you read these new fan fiction stories? girl 2: ah i'm addficted already" What is the definition of "addficted"?


cochino

Instruction: "mija, i no want you talking to that boy eric anymore, he's a cochino" What is the definition of "cochino"?


bedlocked

the state of a new romance when the time that two people spend engaged in sexual exploration is an all consuming force that dominates all other activities

Instruction: "i wanted to have lunch with my friends but i was bedlocked" What is the definition of "bedlocked"?


deadbrain

a person that is so stupid that they cannot do anything intelligent

Instruction: "it is foolish of you to expect good results from that deadbrain" What is the definition of "deadbrain"?


nobbable bitches

girls that you would like to insert your rod in all three holes

Instruction: "them girls over there are very nobbable bitches" What is the definition of "nobbable bitches"?


beltway bandit

an unnecessary consultant, espcially one hired at government expense

Instruction: "though ken isn't ashamed of his job as a certificate paper consultant for the government, his friends acknowledge behind his back that he's just a beltway bandit" What is the definition of "beltway bandit"?


duldos

duldos is a drunken typo of the word [dildo]

Instruction: "kale: i do not use duldos button: duldos [ftw] kale: duldos [own] kale: dildos do not" What is the definition of "duldos"?


bundaegi

Context: man, check out that bundaegi

a hot, sexy, or attractive girl, usually used when you don't want the girl to know that you are reffering to her

Instruction: "man, check out that bundaegi" What is the definition of "bundaegi"?


emdrew

emdrew is the combination of the gorgeous, amazing couple emma stone and andrew garfield

Instruction: ""emdrew is my ultimate otp, omygooooood  "i love emdrew in the amazing spiderman"  "hoooh emdrew should just get married already""" What is the definition of "emdrew"?


full lucas

when someone says or does something so incredibly stupid that you think they are special

Instruction: "wow, you just went full lucas right there" What is the definition of "full lucas"?


crid

Instruction: "example 1:that crid just kicks it in his office chillin all day while everyone just sings his praises" What is the definition of "crid"?


crid

Context: what a crid that guy is

Instruction: "what a crid that guy is" What is the definition of "crid"?


crid

Context: that shirt is crid

Instruction: "that shirt is crid" What is the definition of "crid"?


crid

Context: that guy sure has a case of the crid

"(noun) a word (acronym) that is much more polite than the phase, "having your head up your ass"

Instruction: "that guy sure has a case of the crid" What is the definition of "crid"?


crid

Instruction: "oh my gawd, your jerkin moves are helluh fuckin crid fershure" What is the definition of "crid"?


crid

Context: i have crid dollars

Instruction: "i have crid dollars" What is the definition of "crid"?


foster freeze

a dating term used to describe giving the cold shoulder to someone when the other person isn't acting right

Instruction: "he didn't call you for a week? foster freeze that mofo" What is the definition of "foster freeze"?


alexicia

Instruction: "i wish i had an alexicia to show off to my friends" What is the definition of "alexicia"?


exit 20

Instruction: ""(while out of exit 20)  resident #1 "hey man when you heading back to exit 20 for some beers?" resident #2 "i'm hittin' the 20 as soon as i can" What is the definition of "exit 20"?


besita

taken from the spanish word [besito] for tiny kisses, besita is a tiny kiss on a girl's sexy booty

Instruction: "after giving his girl a playful spanking he then soothes the sting with a gentle besita" What is the definition of "besita"?


debbuh ebbans

Instruction: "see that girl over there arching her back?  that's debbuh ebbans" What is the definition of "debbuh ebbans"?


guttenbag

"an insult you call someone who's so big of a [douchebag] that even steve guttenberg would say "you're a douchebag

Instruction: "dude, you're trolling the police academy movies??? don't be a guttenbag" What is the definition of "guttenbag"?


butt kitten

a butt so cute it can be compared with the cuteness of a kitten

Instruction: "look at that girl, she's got a butt kitten" What is the definition of "butt kitten"?


booty cheddar

Instruction: "lafonda, quit spittin' that booty cheddar" What is the definition of "booty cheddar"?


booty cheddar

the smell of fuck fumes from the anal cavity after crazy butt sex

Instruction: "it smells like booty cheddar up in this bitch" What is the definition of "booty cheddar"?


badablangg

one's swagger, style or hottness that most girls are attracted to

Instruction: "*hott guy passes by* girl: dammm, he gots that badablangg" What is the definition of "badablangg"?


bronting

Instruction: "i met twins last night, i like them both so i'm considering bronting" What is the definition of "bronting"?


bloggered

Context: comments on the site are bloggered

hosed or broken in a way that puts fixing it out of reach

Instruction: "comments on the site are bloggered" What is the definition of "bloggered"?


custard arms

having fat arms, the fat usually hangs from the arm - the same as lunch lady arms

Instruction: "man, check out that fat piece of shits custard arms" What is the definition of "custard arms"?


fransexual

Context: france/transsexual = fransexual

Instruction: "france/transsexual = fransexual" What is the definition of "fransexual"?


blue ears

Instruction: "i was listening to eko by fluke and it left me with blue ears" What is the definition of "blue ears"?


emonee

Context: she is such an emonee

Instruction: "she is such an emonee" What is the definition of "emonee"?


rurouni

[samurai](from 1600-1868)who formally abolished their title for reasons varying from regret over those they had killed to the death of a master, lover or close friend

Instruction: "rurouni were frowned apon by the shogunate" What is the definition of "rurouni"?


eeela

unexplained, or unneccesary, gore in films

Instruction: "i'm not so keen on horror films filled to the brim with eeela" What is the definition of "eeela"?


con-slut

1) person who goes to conventions (namely that of the [anime] genre) and exposes themselve for attention

Instruction: "did you see joe-chan? he was really being a con-slut" What is the definition of "con-slut"?


georging

Context: stop georging up the place

when someone steps on your court unwanted to play

Instruction: "stop georging up the place" What is the definition of "georging"?


arabian sandblaster

resting a males ballsack in the eye/forehead or his partner and blasting a fart into their nose and mouth area

Instruction: "ron wesealy: holy shit, that arabian sandblaster damn near knocked the wind out of me" What is the definition of "arabian sandblaster"?


babymamaville

Instruction: "that ho' lives cross town in babymamaville" What is the definition of "babymamaville"?


marks car

Instruction: "there's a marks car patrolling the area, let's move" What is the definition of "marks car"?


bitch sized

Instruction: "another bitch sized lout trying to prove he is a man" What is the definition of "bitch sized"?


alishas attic

the singer duo from london, shelley and kelly poole, sisters, started the smoky eyes trend, loves alanis, very unique

Instruction: "i can't explain her, she's so alishas attic" What is the definition of "alishas attic"?


airwing security blanket pandemic

"something airwing marines hide under for protection from the "whole marine concept"

Instruction: "dont listen to him he has been victimized in the airwing security blanket pandemic" What is the definition of "airwing security blanket pandemic"?


sexversations

communication, dialogue, discussion, or conversation that promotes personal sharing, inquiries and critical thinking around all things sexual

Instruction: "frequent sexversations increases your sexual iq" What is the definition of "sexversations"?


drobeski

Context: you focking drobeski

Instruction: "you focking drobeski" What is the definition of "drobeski"?


drobeski

one of the baddast ass mo fo's on the planet

Instruction: "i wish i could be drobeski   in drobeski we trust" What is the definition of "drobeski"?


baby games

when trying to act like an adult,a person fails, and has resorted to acting like a child

Instruction: "stop playing those baby games and get real" What is the definition of "baby games"?


chillabit

Context: dude, stop panicking and chillabit

used to tell someone to [chill] out, or [relax]

Instruction: "dude, stop panicking and chillabit" What is the definition of "chillabit"?


bob job

when a incompetent electrician attempts to wire a control panel while stuttering wildly

Instruction: "this contractor totally gave me a bob job" What is the definition of "bob job"?


bob job

Context: she gave herself a bob job

getting off (cumming) by a vibrator giving urself pleasure from something battery opperated

Instruction: "she gave herself a bob job" What is the definition of "bob job"?


bob job

Context: dude that fag just got a bob job

when u recieive a sweater vest, bath and combing of the hair and a blow job from another man

Instruction: "dude that fag just got a bob job" What is the definition of "bob job"?


bob job

intended sex with a complete stranger, friends boyfriend or family members boyfriend using tha excuse of intoxication

Instruction: "ew you slept with your cousins boyfriend? your such a bob job" What is the definition of "bob job"?


bob job

Context: she gives one heck of a bob job

[fellatio] technique for which the terms [suck] and [blow] do not adequately describe

Instruction: "she gives one heck of a bob job" What is the definition of "bob job"?


vaginitus

a condition a person is in where they're a cry about everything

Instruction: "andrea's boyfriend; anthony has vaginitus" What is the definition of "vaginitus"?


frzaing

act and/or process associated with [timples]

Instruction: "lsper 1: whose down with frzaing my timples? lsper 2: me" What is the definition of "frzaing"?


anplop

Context: "you anplop

substitute for the word ass when describing a person

Instruction: ""you anplop" What is the definition of "anplop"?


anal smash

Instruction: "yea i was going to anal smash my girl friend on my birthday, although, i cheated on her and never got the allusive anal smash" What is the definition of "anal smash"?


metsturbate

"the intense, pleasureful and often sexually satisfying experience that all mets have during baseball's offseason

Instruction: "john: hey rick, do you want to go see a movie later? rick: i can't, mike and i are going to metsturbate together over michael cuddyer" What is the definition of "metsturbate"?


cul de sac

"1) commonly regarded as a road that ends in a sudden, bulbous loop, usually in a subdivision with large, expensive houses  2) a misspelling of "[coldy sack]""

Instruction: "1) the jones family lived in the gray house at the cul de sac" What is the definition of "cul de sac"?


cul de sac

a girl at a bar or other drinking establishment who you think you're getting somewhere with, but things unceremoniously end, leaving you alone for the night

Instruction: ""ron: "dude, that girl turned out to be a real cul de sac" What is the definition of "cul de sac"?


cul de sac

the place in a woman's vagina which is the spot where you can't go in any further whether with an inanimate object or a penis

Instruction: "i was doing her last night and i hit her cul de sac which made her scream in pain" What is the definition of "cul de sac"?


aids farmer

Context: yo, pat you're such an aids farmer

a clever yet honest insult towards gay men

Instruction: "yo, pat you're such an aids farmer" What is the definition of "aids farmer"?


aids farmer

someone who sleeps with lots of women, unaware of the fact that he is actually hiv positive

Instruction: ""i can't believe you never wear a condom you fucking aids farmer" What is the definition of "aids farmer"?


nanoshits

particles of poop that may float in the air, or linger in your friend's pillow, causing pink eye

Instruction: "i know you may not have farted, but i can smell the nanoshits in the air" What is the definition of "nanoshits"?


anti-goatee

Context: wolverine rocks the anti-goatee

Instruction: "wolverine rocks the anti-goatee" What is the definition of "anti-goatee"?


heman bitch slap

Instruction: ""u mother fucker ill heman bitch slap you"ow" my girl gave me a heman bitch slap because i fuck her best mate, it through me across the room" What is the definition of "heman bitch slap"?


f.r.o.g.e.d

"froged is the acronym used for "fully relying on god every day"

Instruction: ""what's the name of this retreat?  "it's the f.r.o.g.e.d retreat" What is the definition of "f.r.o.g.e.d"?


choke & poke

a [threesome] where one participant receives [oral sex] from the second participant who simultaneously is being penetrated by the third participant

Instruction: "jim and dave had a choke & poke with sally last night" What is the definition of "choke & poke"?


choke & poke

the term is used for describing the type of girl who experiences the choke it & poke it sexual position

Instruction: "mate i got choke & poke round last nite, i had her turning blue the rum turkey" What is the definition of "choke & poke"?


coolieso

Context: cause i'm coolieso like that

Instruction: "cause i'm coolieso like that" What is the definition of "coolieso"?


chinizzo

Context: taketease ma chinizzo

Instruction: "taketease ma chinizzo" What is the definition of "chinizzo"?


hell rebel

often used in slang, originated around the town of kingston [tasmnaia australia]  hell is used to make rebel seem more bold and powerful

Instruction: "john: hey that simon is a hell rebel simon: yea i know thanks" What is the definition of "hell rebel"?


cum goat

one who comes, or sperms like a wild goat

Instruction: "i was manning stacy's turret when i yanked it out of her swank and shot her in the face like a cum goat" What is the definition of "cum goat"?


aveelliopian

Context: my mate is a crazy aveelliopian

a person who likes to lick out a woman suffering from 'blue waffle'

Instruction: "my mate is a crazy aveelliopian" What is the definition of "aveelliopian"?


alonza

sexy black god among gods even wesley bows down whom is gods of gods but yet the master of the universe lluvia does not she does not bow to anyone

Instruction: "oh my gosh he's such an alonza its so attractive" What is the definition of "alonza"?


ass spelunking

a prank played on someone who is sleeping

Instruction: "john was the first one to fall asleep, so manuel sent him ass spelunking" What is the definition of "ass spelunking"?


ass spelunking

the expansive exploration of the anal cavity taken to an extent far beyond typical examination

Instruction: ""that [butt pirate] goes ass spelunking nightly" What is the definition of "ass spelunking"?


ass spelunking

its where a person jumps into another persons ass! usually an insult to your fellow man

Instruction: "johhny stop being a fucking ass spelunking donkey raping shit eater" What is the definition of "ass spelunking"?


handsome young man

Instruction: "my grandson is such a handsome young man" What is the definition of "handsome young man"?


fopah

the area between the [stomach] and the [groin] of a person

Instruction: "look at the fopah on that rather overweight person" What is the definition of "fopah"?


fopah

Instruction: "your fopah was so awkward last night i had to call a university professor just to know what word i should use" What is the definition of "fopah"?


carolina bro

lives on the coast of north or south carolina

Instruction: "person 1: hey why is that guy wearing sunglasses and croakies inside?  person 2: he is a total carolina bro" What is the definition of "carolina bro"?


hazletucky

yet another derogatory name for [hazleton], pennsylvania

Instruction: "fucking rednecks in hazletucky always calling every latino an illegal alien" What is the definition of "hazletucky"?


shetland

a small group of islands north east of mainland scotland and has the most northernly point in britain, mucka flugga

Instruction: "shetland isnt a word for calling someone small" What is the definition of "shetland"?


shetland

a small peice of land lost in the middle of the north sea beteen scotland and norway

Instruction: "that man has 6 fingers, must be from shetland" What is the definition of "shetland"?


shetland

Context: jade: shut up shetland

an affectionate term for an extremely short person

Instruction: "jade: shut up shetland" What is the definition of "shetland"?


rockinest

Context: that movie was the rockinest

(adj) to rock even more than it is possible to express with the word [rockin]

Instruction: "that movie was the rockinest" What is the definition of "rockinest"?


space grapes

small nuggets of marijuana, usually purple weed, that are extremely potent

Instruction: "[t-minus] those space grapes into a fat [earthquake]" What is the definition of "space grapes"?


campbell newman

Context: ie, you're being such a campbell newman

Instruction: "ie, you're being such a campbell newman" What is the definition of "campbell newman"?


chub snub

Context: bro, check out that chicks chub snub

"the protruding roll of fat that becomes exposed when a girl sits down, hunches over, or in any form of movement where the "chub snub" is visible

Instruction: "bro, check out that chicks chub snub" What is the definition of "chub snub"?


chompin box

a female using her tongue to stimulate the clitoris of another female

Instruction: ""hey girl, why does your breath smell so bad? "oh girl, you know, i just got done chompin box" What is the definition of "chompin box"?


amish wheelbarrow

extreme variation of the doggy style sex position in which the male pulls the females arms behind her and guides her around like a wheelbarrow

Instruction: "danielle's face had a serious rug burn from when victor put her in an amish wheelbarrow" What is the definition of "amish wheelbarrow"?


driving the white bus

to vomit-more precisely to vomit into a toilet

Instruction: "after consuming the most of a case of beer, chad ran to the bathromm where john caught him driving the white bus" What is the definition of "driving the white bus"?


blued

[blu-ed] verb: the act of being hit by a blue turtle shell in mario kart

Instruction: "man, i was totaling owning on rainbow road until i got blued" What is the definition of "blued"?


chipa

Context: he's such a chipa

an east african that is hot and sexy in an elegant way

Instruction: "he's such a chipa" What is the definition of "chipa"?


appsentia

Instruction: "that app was hot a year ago, but where is it today? in appsentia" What is the definition of "appsentia"?


beautyl

Context: i love him, he is such a beautyl

"a contraction of "beauty" and "beautiful" -- you call someone this when you really love them and their beauty is just so damned beautiful you wanna scream

Instruction: "i love him, he is such a beautyl" What is the definition of "beautyl"?


mixing

Instruction: "[yo] bro they mixing we mixing after school real rap" What is the definition of "mixing"?


bombdiggety

Context: you da bombdiggety

"sumulinkified verbsion of the phrenethnic stensor "da bomb

Instruction: "you da bombdiggety" What is the definition of "bombdiggety"?


h. e. double hockeysticks

it means “hell” as a hockey stick's shape is akin to the letter “l” so, add two “l” after h and e and it spells hell

Instruction: "you are going to h. e. double hockeysticks you sinner" What is the definition of "h. e. double hockeysticks"?


fullproof

Instruction: ""person 1: "it's a fullproof plan"  person 2: "you're a fool" What is the definition of "fullproof"?


fullproof

complete, absolute and total evidence or argument for the truth of a proposition

Instruction: "the prosecutor presented fullproof evidence against defendant in the murder case" What is the definition of "fullproof"?


dizzy-ball

dizzy-ball is a popular ball sport which involves spinning round and catching a tennis ball

Instruction: ""dude, you wanna play [wall ball]? "nah, dizzy-ball is better""" What is the definition of "dizzy-ball"?


breighton

Context: wow that breighton is such a queer

"a gay "pacific islander" male with an overall small package who deserves to get hes ass kicked "

Instruction: "wow that breighton is such a queer" What is the definition of "breighton"?


cocco

Instruction: "ok you said that 3 times don't cocco me to death" What is the definition of "cocco"?


cannonball dookie

Context: camera man: cannonball dookie

a naked cannonball, where you poop ([dookie]) before you hit the water

Instruction: "camera man: cannonball dookie" What is the definition of "cannonball dookie"?


cannonball dookie

while in the act of performing a cannonball into a body of water, the person simultaneously performs a dookie (mid-air defecation) aka

Instruction: "john performed a perfect cannonball dookie into lucky peak" What is the definition of "cannonball dookie"?


brivet

Instruction: "you can go into gramma's room but don't brivet" What is the definition of "brivet"?


baby man

a bald man with a beard, sometimes posing as a lumberjack

Instruction: "that baby man had a head as smooth as a baby's bottom, yet the beard around his lips was 100% man" What is the definition of "baby man"?


blacksnake.com

Instruction: "i love to visit blacksnake.com every day" What is the definition of "blacksnake.com"?


bottom face

Context: my god, susan boyle has a bottom face

bottom face is a term that refers to a face that looks, or beholds the equivalent attraction, to that of a bottom

Instruction: "my god, susan boyle has a bottom face" What is the definition of "bottom face"?


bull titties

Context: tonys bull titties are sweating

Instruction: "tonys bull titties are sweating" What is the definition of "bull titties"?


ass vibrator

i vibrating device that you stick up your ass to get pleasure

Instruction: "bob stuck his ass vibrator up his ass and had [gay] pleasure for the rest of his life" What is the definition of "ass vibrator"?


charlotte gore

Instruction: "girl 1 : cooorrrr wats that smelly? is that your vagina  girl 2 : babe seriously u need vagasil  girls 3: you must b a charlotte gore" What is the definition of "charlotte gore"?


fugny

Context: that shit is maaad fugny

Instruction: "that shit is maaad fugny" What is the definition of "fugny"?


bznz

Context: sally ur th bznz

Instruction: "sally ur th bznz" What is the definition of "bznz"?


austin powers syndrome

when a person drives behind another driver, or stops at a stoplight or behind another driver with a big gap in-between

Instruction: "the asian driver in front of me has austin powers syndrome" What is the definition of "austin powers syndrome"?


banchee

someone acting insane like an animal or ghost

Instruction: "that girl libby is the biggest banchee i have ever seen, all she does is run down the hallways screaming and sticking her butt out like she is cute" What is the definition of "banchee"?


banchee

a word used to describe reckless, primitive yet insightful badass

Instruction: "that dude that disappeared for a month with nothing but a tie dye bandana, birkenstocks, and a smile on his face is a banchee" What is the definition of "banchee"?


fanny hard-on

when a female becomes sexually aroused no matter her sexual preference (english uk)

Instruction: "mum just spotted cliff richard on good morning britain and got a massive fanny hard-on" What is the definition of "fanny hard-on"?


hero jump

the act of jumping into action, to save or assist someone

Instruction: ""you: "did you see that guy hero jump over that fence?" random friend: "yeah too bad his pants got caught on the fence" What is the definition of "hero jump"?


blendin

"an aca-licious way to describe an awesome situation

Instruction: "guys, that last runthrough was totally blendin" What is the definition of "blendin"?


conform

to be apart of any form of group/culture/community

Instruction: "social undesirables tend to conform to alternative subcultures" What is the definition of "conform"?


depissatate

Instruction: "i have found myself having to depissatate often this week" What is the definition of "depissatate"?


d 'n d

a generic meet up place in great neck, new york

Instruction: "dweez- we got plans yet? erdem- like we ever? dweez- i'll gather people for d 'n d in 30 min" What is the definition of "d 'n d"?


bublazook

a fucking loser who forgets everything he is told

Instruction: "man i'm gettin sick and tired of john dude he such a bublazook" What is the definition of "bublazook"?


crocahaulic

a person who is obssesed with croc brand shoes

Instruction: " my wife was raggin me for buying another pair of those plastic shoes, she says i'm a real crocahaulic" What is the definition of "crocahaulic"?


boashe

"a word to discribe pure dishonesty or dislike with a subject

Instruction: ""dude, you just totaly cheated "no i didn't"  "thats boashe" What is the definition of "boashe"?


peps

Context: i was hanging out with some peps

Instruction: "i was hanging out with some peps" What is the definition of "peps"?


peps

Context: dude that girl has some giant peps

Instruction: "dude that girl has some giant peps" What is the definition of "peps"?


builder's bum

when someone in loose trousers bends forwards and the arse crack rises above for all the world to see

Instruction: "my plumber was fixing my pipes and his swetty builder's bum kepted staring me in the face" What is the definition of "builder's bum"?


builder's bum

when a [bird] bends down and the top of her [arse] [crack] is on show

Instruction: "if she bends down any further she'll flash her builder's bum" What is the definition of "builder's bum"?


field of battle

military term, refers to the site of an engagement between military forces, generally in a broad scope

Instruction: "an army would maneuver into the field of battle to engage the enemy" What is the definition of "field of battle"?


beef bologna

popularized by the 80's west coast punk band fear, the phrase refers to any penis that is of exceptional size and girth

Instruction: "she don't like salami, she don't want pastrami, she don't want a chicken, she don't want a roast; she just wants a double dose of my beef, beef, beef, beef bologna" What is the definition of "beef bologna"?


omegle

Context: chat convo on omegle

Instruction: "chat convo on omegle" What is the definition of "omegle"?


omegle

Context: omegle

Instruction: "omegle" What is the definition of "omegle"?


omegle

Context: actual omegle convos

omegle is an online chatroom where you don't need an account

Instruction: "actual omegle convos" What is the definition of "omegle"?


omegle

Context: hi you're on omegle

a website where you chat with complete strangers

Instruction: "hi you're on omegle" What is the definition of "omegle"?


omegle

pretty much the most fun you can have with absolutely no consequences

Instruction: "welcome to omegle you-sup stranger-hey, a/s/l? you-16/m/mexico stranger-mexico huh? you- yup, im in the cocaine buisness stranger-" What is the definition of "omegle"?


omegle

an anonymous browser-based chat room where the company (omegle) places you in a one-on-one chat room with a random person

Instruction: "omegle chat room:  you: hey, what's up? stranger: hey, not much, what about you? you: not too much, just listening to music" What is the definition of "omegle"?


omegle

Context: omegle  connecting to server

a wonderful place in which you are hooked up to a roandom person on the website to speak to

Instruction: "omegle  connecting to server" What is the definition of "omegle"?


omegle

Context: omegle

a site where strangers can chat to each other, no strings attached

Instruction: "omegle" What is the definition of "omegle"?


for shizzle my nizzle

i concur wholeheartedly my african american brethren

Instruction: "man1: that is dumb man2: for shizzle my nizzle" What is the definition of "for shizzle my nizzle"?


for shizzle my nizzle

the white man's version of [fo' shizzle my nizzle]

Instruction: "andrew: do you want to go play tennis? bruce: for shizzle my nizzle" What is the definition of "for shizzle my nizzle"?


dobis

the area between the bottom of a man's scrotum and the beginning of his ass crack

Instruction: "it's essential that you scrub your dobis while bathing, otherwise your gnarly pubes will bind together and form a cauldron of stink, the likes has never been witnessed" What is the definition of "dobis"?


chocolate covered pretzel

when someone wipes there ass with their hands and then handles a chocolate covered pretzel

Instruction: "would anyone like a chocolate covered pretzel" What is the definition of "chocolate covered pretzel"?


bullshisity

the level of [bullshit] of something that is seemingly or almost certainly full of bullshit

Instruction: "person 1: i saw a leprechaun on shamrock street person 2: the level of your bullshisity is unbelieveable" What is the definition of "bullshisity"?


cockness monster

when a penis is so large that it reaches the water in a toilet bowl

Instruction: "oh man, my cockness monster just went for a swim" What is the definition of "cockness monster"?


cockness monster

a penius so large it is said to be of the same length and gerth of the lock ness monster's

Instruction: "she thought she was cute so i showed her the cockness monster" What is the definition of "cockness monster"?


cockness monster

a flat headed woman who gives head while you are drinking beer, taking a shit and watching football

Instruction: "the cockness monster attacked my dick while i was watching the vikings beat the packers, drinking a 40 of o" What is the definition of "cockness monster"?


boobwise

Instruction: "her face is average, but she's pretty impressive boobwise" What is the definition of "boobwise"?


dirty squeaker

Context: i think i need to make a dirty squeaker

another name for diarrhea, most commonly after eating spicy food

Instruction: "i think i need to make a dirty squeaker" What is the definition of "dirty squeaker"?


car hopping

breaking into random people's cars usually at parties, and stealing all their shit

Instruction: "yo man all these girls drunk lets go car hopping" What is the definition of "car hopping"?


berry basket

Instruction: "i shaved my berry basket on tuesday and now it itches" What is the definition of "berry basket"?


bog laps

(australia) to drive your souped-up car repetitvely around a beachfront, carpark, popular nightspot, inner-city streets or other active places in hope that pedestrians will pay attention to you

Instruction: "let's go do some bog laps down scarborough mate" What is the definition of "bog laps"?


blackapino

a person of black and filipino decent 50/50

Instruction: "my filipino mom married my black dad and ended up with blackapino children" What is the definition of "blackapino"?


Instruction: "wow 2mock is really dumb he only wrote down 4 words on a test" What is the definition of "2mock"?


black ice

1) ice on the road   2) [ac/dc] album   1

Instruction: "(1) hey man careful, there's black ice on the road" What is the definition of "black ice"?


black ice

when blacktop road is frozen & icy, but you can't see it especially at nite-very dangerous

Instruction: "the car spun out on the freeway on the black ice" What is the definition of "black ice"?


black ice

1: in cyberpunk terms, any type of malware

Instruction: "just switching to mozilla helps you avoid a lot of black ice" What is the definition of "black ice"?


black ice

Instruction: "i got high smoking some smooth black ice last night at the club and then partied all night till dawn in the bed with my gf" What is the definition of "black ice"?


black ice

"if you're fobby, you better be careful how you say it

Instruction: "holy crap, watch out for all the black ice on the street" What is the definition of "black ice"?


black ice

Instruction: "i just scored some dope to go with my tar, i'm gonna have some black ice with my beer tonight" What is the definition of "black ice"?


fuzzy lumpkin

"a derogatory term for a larger hairy man with a southern accent

Instruction: ""scott look at the fuzzy lumpkin over there  "can you believe that fuzzy lumpkin just tried to hit on me" "" What is the definition of "fuzzy lumpkin"?


fuzzy lumpkin

to eat out a girl while she's shitting is to give a fuzzy lumpkin

Instruction: "i walked into the restroom and bam, there it was, a fuzzy lumpkin in progress" What is the definition of "fuzzy lumpkin"?


astachestate

Instruction: "did you hear about cody? i heard he's a total astachestate" What is the definition of "astachestate"?


falaet

Instruction: "we used the falaet too put a nail in the wall" What is the definition of "falaet"?


cha siu bao

Instruction: "i like chinga cha siu bao from the rotorua night market" What is the definition of "cha siu bao"?


facepooking

facepooking is the act of reading, and responding to your facebook timeline, while relaxing and taking a poo

Instruction: "i am sat busily facepooking my friends in what is otherwise considered 'dead time'" What is the definition of "facepooking"?


daito

Instruction: "i bought a daito of the internet musashi weilded his daito in a no-thought state" What is the definition of "daito"?


daito

a japanese longsword that is far more practical than it's more ornamental cousin the katana

Instruction: "the samurai wielded his daito with great skill" What is the definition of "daito"?


barnabas kyriacou

an imaginary friend, that some people have made up conversations with in skype

Instruction: "mark: look at what barnabas kyriacou said: barnabas kyriacou: wow mark, you are right, and have just beaten me in an argument" What is the definition of "barnabas kyriacou"?


bearddimension

"the elemental plain of beard, partadimensio (lit

Instruction: "and behold, a pale horse, and he who sat on it, on his face was a writhing bearddimension" What is the definition of "bearddimension"?


eboladead

Context: "joe is eboladead

Instruction: ""joe is eboladead" What is the definition of "eboladead"?


cockspice

Instruction: "walking through the park today was like strolling through a cockspice forest" What is the definition of "cockspice"?


fuglymon

Context: your charzard is a fuglymon

Instruction: "your charzard is a fuglymon" What is the definition of "fuglymon"?


carmel sunday

Instruction: "call me da icecream man cuz i just went to janiqua's house and had me a carmel sunday" What is the definition of "carmel sunday"?


backdoor sally

a man or woman who has been known to engage in or take pleasure in anal activities

Instruction: "jason is such a backdoor sally he can tell you what you had for lunch from the taste of your muck hole" What is the definition of "backdoor sally"?


blubast

Context: shit man, i had a blubast

to shat, or one to fap  mainly used when orgy is almost achieved

Instruction: "shit man, i had a blubast" What is the definition of "blubast"?


divyan

Context: kate: omg i'm seeing divyan today

Instruction: "kate: omg i'm seeing divyan today" What is the definition of "divyan"?


fullscreened

to enlarge a nude or sexy video to take up the entire monitor

Instruction: "-did you see that nude video i sent you? -yeah, i fullscreened it" What is the definition of "fullscreened"?


hang fruit

Instruction: "i like the way bob's hang fruit looks when he's cleaning the bathtub" What is the definition of "hang fruit"?


beat roll

Instruction: "joes mama is worried, hes been in the bathroom too long with his beat roll" What is the definition of "beat roll"?


entransy

likelihood of one enjoying sex with another

Instruction: "i can't stand him, but i'm not going to lie, we'd have pretty high entransy" What is the definition of "entransy"?


meme candy

"something that is apparently likely to become an internet meme or spur the creation of such memes

Instruction: "friendship is magic and adventure time are popular online because they are full of meme candy" What is the definition of "meme candy"?


bivona-ed

when someone makes plans and then bails last minute

Instruction: "mark bivona-ed as usual due to car trouble" What is the definition of "bivona-ed"?


bazooka tooth

Instruction: ""look at the bazooka tooth "his bazooka teeth are ugly""" What is the definition of "bazooka tooth"?


bush brush

when a person brushes his/her pubes on some else's face or mouth

Instruction: "i gave this girl a bush brush to the face" What is the definition of "bush brush"?


bush brush

when a person brushes his/her pubes on some else's face or mouth

Instruction: "i gave this girl a bush brush to the face" What is the definition of "bush brush"?


beef stain

(i)a beef stain is classed as the mess that is left from a [beef] in da hood

Instruction: ""(i)"even if ur grandma violates then click clack goes ma gatt leaving some messed up beef stain" What is the definition of "beef stain"?


original john

(verb) to drink bourbon and smoke a pipe while playing monopoly

Instruction: ""hey you guys want to go out tonight, drink some vodka and try to pick up girls at the club?  "definitely not, let's original john it tonight" What is the definition of "original john"?


shiznitt

Context: that is some serious shiznitt

Instruction: "that is some serious shiznitt" What is the definition of "shiznitt"?


frank black

lead singer for the pixies, known by those with good taste in music to be the baddest motherfucker you have ever seen

Instruction: "lets me knife knife me lets i will get what i like  frank black - caribou" What is the definition of "frank black"?


alaskan pancakes

when you have snowballs in both hands and you slam them between someone's nutsack, making for a funny reaction

Instruction: "alaskan pancakes fudge fagets my now my nuts are cold and they hurt   a nice serving of alaskan pancakes" What is the definition of "alaskan pancakes"?


cheedle

the sticky orange substance that sticks to your finger tips when you eat cheetos

Instruction: "every time i eat cheetos, i have to lick the cheedle off of my fingers" What is the definition of "cheedle"?


cheedle

Context: tonight, i want to lick your cheedle

Instruction: "tonight, i want to lick your cheedle" What is the definition of "cheedle"?


cheedle

the powdery cheese flavoring substance that sticks to your fingers by eating cheetos

Instruction: "i was eating some cheetos and then i noticed i had cheedle all over my fingers" What is the definition of "cheedle"?


cheedle

a [penis] that has the width of a [chode] and the length of a [needle-dick]

Instruction: "damn yo, did you see that [bitch] lauren? her cheedle is huge" What is the definition of "cheedle"?


cheedle

"cheedle is the substance found at the bottom of a packet of cheeze flavour wotsits

Instruction: ""ah seb, you've got cheedle all over me  "fuck off cheeze" What is the definition of "cheedle"?


cheedle

Instruction: "what the bone, i think i'm getting a cheedle from staring at her nice t and a" What is the definition of "cheedle"?


cheedle

the sticky orange substance that sticks to your finger tips when you eat cheetos

Instruction: "every time i eat cheetos, i have to lick the cheedle off of my fingers" What is the definition of "cheedle"?


cheedle

Context: tonight, i want to lick your cheedle

Instruction: "tonight, i want to lick your cheedle" What is the definition of "cheedle"?


cheedle

the powdery cheese flavoring substance that sticks to your fingers by eating cheetos

Instruction: "i was eating some cheetos and then i noticed i had cheedle all over my fingers" What is the definition of "cheedle"?


cheedle

a [penis] that has the width of a [chode] and the length of a [needle-dick]

Instruction: "damn yo, did you see that [bitch] lauren? her cheedle is huge" What is the definition of "cheedle"?


cheedle

"cheedle is the substance found at the bottom of a packet of cheeze flavour wotsits

Instruction: ""ah seb, you've got cheedle all over me  "fuck off cheeze" What is the definition of "cheedle"?


cheedle

Instruction: "what the bone, i think i'm getting a cheedle from staring at her nice t and a" What is the definition of "cheedle"?


bombalicious

Context: i'm a pretty bombalicious guy

Instruction: "i'm a pretty bombalicious guy" What is the definition of "bombalicious"?


bombalicious

something which makes bomb-ass delicious coffee

Instruction: "i got a bombalicious coffee maker for my birthday" What is the definition of "bombalicious"?


boohang

Context: got me some boohang

Instruction: "got me some boohang" What is the definition of "boohang"?


big way

Context: i'm hungry in a big way

Instruction: "i'm hungry in a big way" What is the definition of "big way"?


nihkus

nihkus is the mosy beautiful human being on this earth

Instruction: ""that guy is just so nihkus  "i wanna be like nihkus"  "nihkus is the best""" What is the definition of "nihkus"?


bay area business school

a pyramid scheme to separate well educated liberal arts majors from their trust-fund allowance

Instruction: "yeah i got suckered at a bay area business school" What is the definition of "bay area business school"?


afrotastical gofer

boy with huge sideburns who sort of looks like a gofer, has an unusual jew fro and likes a lot of sex

Instruction: "why are you talking to that afrotastical gofer hes so ugly?" What is the definition of "afrotastical gofer"?


zaming

when you find something politically exciting or interesting

Instruction: "wow, did you hear about the newly elected council member? yeah, it's totally zaming" What is the definition of "zaming"?


boob tube

Instruction: "i see you're watching the boob tube again" What is the definition of "boob tube"?


boob tube

Context: can you turn on the boob tube

Instruction: "can you turn on the boob tube" What is the definition of "boob tube"?


boob tube

a party involving lesbians floating on the rio grande with little more than their innertubes, sunscreen, and a cooler of well-chilled beer

Instruction: "the worst day on a boob tube is better than any day working" What is the definition of "boob tube"?


boob tube

Instruction: "i see you're watching the boob tube again" What is the definition of "boob tube"?


boob tube

Context: can you turn on the boob tube

Instruction: "can you turn on the boob tube" What is the definition of "boob tube"?


boob tube

a party involving lesbians floating on the rio grande with little more than their innertubes, sunscreen, and a cooler of well-chilled beer

Instruction: "the worst day on a boob tube is better than any day working" What is the definition of "boob tube"?


besta

Instruction: "as a adverb --  besta pass me the pepper   as a greeting -- the beaver: hi, wally" What is the definition of "besta"?


besta

Instruction: "you besta text me this summer so we can chill" What is the definition of "besta"?


hitting the switches

1) activating hydraulics in your car, usually bouncing them up and down

Instruction: "1)ridin around town in a drop-top benz, hitting the switches in my black 6-4" What is the definition of "hitting the switches"?


kazaam

Context: i am kazaam

Instruction: "i am kazaam" What is the definition of "kazaam"?


sneferp

this is the act of farting, yawning, sneezing and burping at the same time

Instruction: "when napoleon sneferp he spontaneously exploded" What is the definition of "sneferp"?


ambuhh

Context: yo ambuhh hows it going?

a totally awesome nickname that can be given to someone with the name of amber

Instruction: "yo ambuhh hows it going?" What is the definition of "ambuhh"?


baby bucket list

like the original [bucket list], a baby bucket list is a list of things expectant parents want to do before the baby arrives

Instruction: "organizing our house is definitely #1 on our baby bucket list" What is the definition of "baby bucket list"?


chocolate bunny

it is when you go anal and there is crap on your dick

Instruction: ""gene- "man she gave me a chocolate bunny" What is the definition of "chocolate bunny"?


chocolate bunny

male on male face sitting where the top hops up and down on his haunches like a rabbit

Instruction: "phil's mouth smelled awful after eric gave him the chocolate bunny" What is the definition of "chocolate bunny"?


blimpse

sneaky peek of a bit of [blimpse] side boob

Instruction: "girl wearing a shirt with buttons undone, revealing a little bit more than she expected, giving us a blimpse" What is the definition of "blimpse"?


bull shat

(v:past tense) stemmed from bull shitting

Instruction: "him: have you talked to jim lately?  me: oh yeah, the other day we drank and bull shat about high school and what we've been up to" What is the definition of "bull shat"?


anthony ricks

another meaning for loser or someone who nobody likes

Instruction: ""someone said you are like anthony ricks" What is the definition of "anthony ricks"?


assasiraped

to get assulted,raped,or hurt from behind,unaware

Instruction: "while having an airsoft war, i got assasiraped from behind" What is the definition of "assasiraped"?


blogblivion

when a [blog] is neglected by its creator

Instruction: "i used to read his amazing blog entries every day, but when he ran out of inspiration, he succumbed to blogblivion" What is the definition of "blogblivion"?


cunt-dick

Context: thats a bunch of cunt-dick

Instruction: "thats a bunch of cunt-dick" What is the definition of "cunt-dick"?


bunnybabs

Context: bunnybabs needs a life

a high maintenance player in the kingdom of loathing

Instruction: "bunnybabs needs a life" What is the definition of "bunnybabs"?


creweski

Instruction: "i went to the supermarket in creweski last night and everyone was talking backwards (speaking polish)  record yourself speaking english, play it in reverse, instant polish" What is the definition of "creweski"?


cave mom

"a mom who defends her family with all her heart and feeds them only meat and veggies

Instruction: "oh my god, that cave mom doesn't use hand sanitizer every 5 minutes" What is the definition of "cave mom"?


ghetto abortion

abortion, done with a bent clothes hangar, usually in areas where abortions are too expensive for the poor to afford, and done without the use of drugs or anisthetics

Instruction: "she had a ghetto abortion done by her father, without her consent" What is the definition of "ghetto abortion"?


chicken blanket

when you shave your balls and then stretch the skin up and over, covering your penis

Instruction: ""this chick was about to go down on me, but i pulled the chicken blanket on her" What is the definition of "chicken blanket"?


bifi

a nice tasty sausage, each individually packed

Instruction: "i'm sooo hungry, i would really like to snack a bifi right now" What is the definition of "bifi"?


ball fro

the excessive curly hair on a man's balls

Instruction: "it's like a jungle down there, but at least my ball fro is sick" What is the definition of "ball fro"?


ball fro

an afro like plume of coarse long black curlies (  [pubes] ) located above and around the male genitalia sometimes reaching the [choda] and even the [balloon knot]

Instruction: "my chest pubes go all the way down to my ball fro" What is the definition of "ball fro"?


ball fro

Instruction: "you need to trim that ball fro if you want me to tea bag you" What is the definition of "ball fro"?


cabbage vag

Instruction: "floria needs to give that cabbage vag a good scrubbing" What is the definition of "cabbage vag"?


twath

Instruction: "did you see her, she's looking twath today" What is the definition of "twath"?


twath

Context: "guy1"it smells like twath

Instruction: ""guy1"it smells like twath" What is the definition of "twath"?


bad mans

Instruction: "nah dan, theres bare bad mans on the park" What is the definition of "bad mans"?


emperifolado

Context: el se va bien emperifolado a la fiesta

una persona que esta bien vestida or bien adornada

Instruction: "el se va bien emperifolado a la fiesta" What is the definition of "emperifolado"?


fratypical

Context: ordering a pizza is fratypical

adjective: of or relating to being stereotypically similar to a frat

Instruction: "ordering a pizza is fratypical" What is the definition of "fratypical"?


browling

a bowling outing with a small group of bros, absolutely no girlfriends/wives/etc

Instruction: "mike: yo wanna come browling with joey, chris, and i tonight" What is the definition of "browling"?


browling

the act of bowling with your male friends only

Instruction: "sorry honey, i can't watch the season 5 sex in the city dvd tonight,i'm going browling with the guys" What is the definition of "browling"?


grammar nazi party

the political party of the ]grammar nazi]s

Instruction: "john: austrya suchs grammar nazi party member: *australia *sucks" What is the definition of "grammar nazi party"?


coolest cat in the castle

Context: kt your the coolest cat in the castle

a person who is the greatest person youll ever meet like kt

Instruction: "kt your the coolest cat in the castle" What is the definition of "coolest cat in the castle"?


highpockets

Context: hey, highpockets

Instruction: "hey, highpockets" What is the definition of "highpockets"?


corn-eyed brown trout

Instruction: "sorry to interrupt, but i gotta go return a corn-eyed brown trout to the porcelain pond" What is the definition of "corn-eyed brown trout"?


majestic unicorn

Context: ariel: i wish i had a majestic unicorn

a magical pony that has wings and a horn

Instruction: "ariel: i wish i had a majestic unicorn" What is the definition of "majestic unicorn"?


c-town konvictz

"a street gang formed in the south end of seattle, washington, by darnell jones and marcus (j) jacobson

Instruction: "c-town konvictz konvicktz, konvicts, convicts, c-towwnerz, sea-town convicts, sea-town konvicts, etc" What is the definition of "c-town konvictz"?


hate fuck

Instruction: "i would love to hate fuck [ann coulter]'s bulimic ass to within an inch of her life" What is the definition of "hate fuck"?


doona tent

camping out in bed under a doona when its cold and miserable outside

Instruction: "it's pissing down outside, i'm gonna doona tent with a bad action movie" What is the definition of "doona tent"?


catitude

the arrogant, i don't care about you but you better worship me attitude demonstrated by cats but can be applied to people as well

Instruction: "that speaker was so full of catitude that it became silly" What is the definition of "catitude"?


catitude

Context: man, that cat has some serious catitude

Instruction: "man, that cat has some serious catitude" What is the definition of "catitude"?


banerjee

akward sex-deprived tenager who talks to himself in the shower and wears the same tee-shirt everyday of his life

Instruction: "that guy was acting like such a banerjee so we threw him off a twenty-foot building" What is the definition of "banerjee"?


bcta

Instruction: "someone who is a hypochondriac will often diagnose his/herself with bcta" What is the definition of "bcta"?


crop dust

expelling gas through your ass as you stroll by an unsuspecting victim so as to render them unconcious

Instruction: "those slopes at the library were having flashbacks of hiroshima when they received a tasty crop dust via me after i housed white castle" What is the definition of "crop dust"?


crop dust

when someone passes gas around you and then escapes as if it never happened

Instruction: "man, how you gonna crop dust me like that?" What is the definition of "crop dust"?


crop dust

Instruction: "dude, will someone please crop dust table 15, the've been giving me shit all night" What is the definition of "crop dust"?


crop dust

Instruction: "mark awoke all the sleeping people at the party when he layed a vicious crop dust over their sleeping bags" What is the definition of "crop dust"?


crop dust

expelling gas through your ass as you stroll by an unsuspecting victim so as to render them unconcious

Instruction: "those slopes at the library were having flashbacks of hiroshima when they received a tasty crop dust via me after i housed white castle" What is the definition of "crop dust"?


crop dust

when someone passes gas around you and then escapes as if it never happened

Instruction: "man, how you gonna crop dust me like that?" What is the definition of "crop dust"?


crop dust

Instruction: "dude, will someone please crop dust table 15, the've been giving me shit all night" What is the definition of "crop dust"?


crop dust

Instruction: "mark awoke all the sleeping people at the party when he layed a vicious crop dust over their sleeping bags" What is the definition of "crop dust"?


deuce hole

Instruction: "we can go take team dumps in the deuce hole" What is the definition of "deuce hole"?


cronticular

Context: man that weed is cronticular

Instruction: "man that weed is cronticular" What is the definition of "cronticular"?


blubber mouth

Context: "nice speech blubber mouth

some one who speaks in a nervous, hurrried and/or nonsensical fashion and often misprononounces, misplaces and leaves out words

Instruction: ""nice speech blubber mouth" What is the definition of "blubber mouth"?


dankwad

Context: (n) you are a dankwad

dankwad- (adj/n)- to refer to someone or something being dumb

Instruction: "(n) you are a dankwad" What is the definition of "dankwad"?


dicked my drink

to seripticiously place ones penis into the the glass or cocktail of another

Instruction: ""returning his table in the tavern, he looking down and seeing a pubic hair on the rim of his glass, he angrily shout, "all right, who dicked my drink" What is the definition of "dicked my drink"?


code purple

what you say when a flagrantly gay person walks in the room

Instruction: ""person: "oh shit, elton john just walked through the front door, code purple, i repeat, code purple" What is the definition of "code purple"?


anise

jamaican slang for a beautiful princess,innocent,always fun to be around and you can talk to her everynight and never get bored

Instruction: "bloodclaat star, this girl, shes like an anise dawg, i swear" What is the definition of "anise"?


ab dandruff

when cum dries on your lower abdomen and flakes off like dandruff

Instruction: "i got my meat beaten in my basement last night and i'm still scratching off this nasty ab dandruff" What is the definition of "ab dandruff"?


hoersten

Context: that huge waterfall is so hoersten

amazing, or related to phenomenal things

Instruction: "that huge waterfall is so hoersten" What is the definition of "hoersten"?


omgtse

acronym for oh my god there's semen everywhere

Instruction: "after i came on her face she exclaimed omgtse" What is the definition of "omgtse"?


kittenhead

someone with irresistibly soft and fluffy hair

Instruction: "human 1: i think i saw a kittenhead walking around pacific heights yesterday" What is the definition of "kittenhead"?


fuck sakes

Context: for fuck sakes

an exclaimation of disgust and disappointment regarding something

Instruction: "for fuck sakes" What is the definition of "fuck sakes"?


brain freezes

a term describing individuals that give you a headache as soon as they open their mouths

Instruction: "eric and ed, two people that practically vomit idiocy with every uttered word, are textbook examples of brain freezes" What is the definition of "brain freezes"?


fuck sock

any sock, usually worn througout that day, in which you shoot your load into while masturbating to a raunchy porn

Instruction: "dude, i just found fitzy's fuck sock stuffed between the bed matress, sick" What is the definition of "fuck sock"?


blogaversary

the anniversary of one's first blog post

Instruction: "today, may 13, 2009, is my first blogaversary" What is the definition of "blogaversary"?


chilly willy

Context: that chilly willy was fun huh? wait

to injest alcohol through the nose via snorting, in order to get the alochol into your system quicker

Instruction: "that chilly willy was fun huh? wait" What is the definition of "chilly willy"?


chilly willy

when one's sex partner sucks on an ice cube, drastically lowering the temperature of their mouth and tongue, prior to giving you oral sex

Instruction: "lafawnduh gave me a chilly willy in the bathroom on the bus to detroit" What is the definition of "chilly willy"?


chilly willy

a sexual activity in which the male freezes his penis with ice and then has sex with his partner

Instruction: "dude she said she likes it cold so i gave her a chilly willy" What is the definition of "chilly willy"?


chilly willy

an electronic and dance mashup artist from portland, oregon

Instruction: "last summer i was feeling good so i got silly with chilly willy over the three day weekend" What is the definition of "chilly willy"?


chilly willy

slang for small [cock] based on how cold shrinks the penis

Instruction: ""guy strips; girl takes one look and says, "i'm outta here, i didn't eat a [roofy] just to get it on with some chilly willy" What is the definition of "chilly willy"?


chilly willy

either dipping your penis in a cold glass of water or putting it in a snow bank, then sticking it in someone's ear

Instruction: "my roomate wouldn't stop snoring, so i gave him a chilly willy" What is the definition of "chilly willy"?


chilly willy

to stick your hand in a bowl of ice then masturbate

Instruction: "when it's too hot out, phut often gives himself a chilly willy" What is the definition of "chilly willy"?


hatrosexual

negative comment, used to rib a person who over-uses the [stingy-brim] [hat] [fashion statement]

Instruction: "dude, enough with the hat already, don't go hatrosexual on us" What is the definition of "hatrosexual"?


craplash

when a crap drops into toilet water and the splash is great enough to wet the ass

Instruction: "i squeezed out this massive turd and the craplash was like a tsunami" What is the definition of "craplash"?


craplash

when a crap drops into toilet water and the splash is great enough to wet the ass

Instruction: "i squeezed out this massive turd and the craplash was like a tsunami" What is the definition of "craplash"?


dcandtheutband

tea bagging stalker who spends his day googling fictitious internet names

Instruction: "when that dcandtheutband isn't teabagging, that [rube] is stalking [cantson]" What is the definition of "dcandtheutband"?


bear cub

Instruction: "come over and have gay sex with daddy bear and cory the bear cub" What is the definition of "bear cub"?


bear cub

Instruction: "regina spektor was doing alright in her set until she brought out a guitar and proceeded to bear cub the shit out of it" What is the definition of "bear cub"?


decedy

Instruction: ""hey man lets go see the decedy show in kannas city "alright man they were awesome in chicago""" What is the definition of "decedy"?


camel popping

when a big girl is at the club wearing her hot pants and has camel toe and is popping her pussy while dancing

Instruction: "damn that big girl be camel popping all over this club" What is the definition of "camel popping"?


bewwl-sheyut

"(see also: [boooah-shit] ghetto slang version) a twist on the ever popular "bullshit", this is the redneck version intended to express anger and frustration

Instruction: "don't you come 'round har talkin all that bewwl-sheyut (spit on the ground and grab your nusses for maximum effect)" What is the definition of "bewwl-sheyut"?


duer

a bitchmade cunt-drip space-docking douche bag milky licker who sits around while everyone else is hard at work

Instruction: "that lazy bastard george has always been a duer" What is the definition of "duer"?


prosumer

adjective: of a quality often acceptable to both professional and consumer users

Instruction: "i wanted something nicer than a $500 consumer camcorder, but i couldn't afford a $50,000 professional camcorder, so i bought a $2,000 prosumer camcorder" What is the definition of "prosumer"?


prosumer

someone who consumes the services of prostitutes

Instruction: "don't make out with ed - he's a prosumer" What is the definition of "prosumer"?


prosumer

a yuppie who wants full control of their own vice

Instruction: "peter prosumer buys a over priced coffee machine to make his own expresso every morning" What is the definition of "prosumer"?


bt connect

Context: i'm so confused i'm bt connect

Instruction: "i'm so confused i'm bt connect" What is the definition of "bt connect"?


dizznik

Context: that bitch was doming on my dizznik

Instruction: "that bitch was doming on my dizznik" What is the definition of "dizznik"?


immaturity

Instruction: "kids acting 16 and 17 nowadays show immaturity by acting like 12 year olds" What is the definition of "immaturity"?


bar-jitsu

the sacred art of being served at the bar in a busy pub or other beverage serving establishment

Instruction: "you'll need all your bar-jitsu to get served here" What is the definition of "bar-jitsu"?


40 watt

Context: man, you are a 40 watt

to be called [40] [watt] is like being called [stupid], seeing as [40] watt [bulbs] are [dim]

Instruction: "man, you are a 40 watt" What is the definition of "40 watt"?


5 ball

a ratio of 4 males to 1 female in a sexual encounter

Instruction: "man did you hear about that 5 ball last night, courtney was stuffed like a thanksgiving turkey" What is the definition of "5 ball"?


Instruction: "trying to get to a manga website but clicking the , instead" What is the definition of ","?


angry gorilla

an angry gorilla is when you shave your pubes, then have a chick give you a blow job

Instruction: "the night before i left my wife, i gave her an angry gorilla" What is the definition of "angry gorilla"?


angry gorilla

when a person is mad for whatever reason and has to take a shit

Instruction: "joe was so ticked at his boss when he worked at a movie theater that he left an angry gorilla in the urinal" What is the definition of "angry gorilla"?


angry gorilla

an angry gorilla is when you shave your pubes, then have a chick give you a blow job

Instruction: "the night before i left my wife, i gave her an angry gorilla" What is the definition of "angry gorilla"?


angry gorilla

when a person is mad for whatever reason and has to take a shit

Instruction: "joe was so ticked at his boss when he worked at a movie theater that he left an angry gorilla in the urinal" What is the definition of "angry gorilla"?


chocolate iceberg

when your shit sits in the pan, but there is 3 times more below the waterline than above, producing the same effect as an iceberg

Instruction: "i used nicks bog the other night and he hadn't flushed, he left a chocolate iceberg that would have been worrying to the captain of any ship" What is the definition of "chocolate iceberg"?


chocolate iceberg

Context: he did a chocolate iceberg

Instruction: "he did a chocolate iceberg" What is the definition of "chocolate iceberg"?


cg factor

the factor by which one is dertmined to be a cum-guzzling fag

Instruction: "tom, what's the cg factor on that fag?  97" What is the definition of "cg factor"?


baked potatoe

where you put sour cream cheese and bacon bits in a chicks vag and eat her out

Instruction: "lori had a food fetish so i gave her a baked potatoe" What is the definition of "baked potatoe"?


cruise mode

the phenomena of driving from one destination to another without remembering the in-between

Instruction: "bro i don't remember the drive over here, guess i was in cruise mode" What is the definition of "cruise mode"?


bag of weed

Context: i'll bring the bag of weed nate dogg

Instruction: "i'll bring the bag of weed nate dogg" What is the definition of "bag of weed"?


bellybutton basketball

Instruction: "i shot and scored a 3-pointer after playing bellybutton basketball on my bed" What is the definition of "bellybutton basketball"?


deviceware

a generic term used to describe firmware, software, patches, and drivers that can be installed on a hardware device

Instruction: "hey it guy, have you refreshed all of the deviceware on my laptop?" What is the definition of "deviceware"?


brown bagged

to be wasted beyond belief where you are in need of a hospital but your friends are too drunk to drive you there

Instruction: "last night we were so brown bagged that abel cut kevins finger while trying to duct tape adam to the wall like jesus" What is the definition of "brown bagged"?


brown bagged

Context: my dad loves being brown bagged

the first act of brown bagging involves your partner to have coarse diaheria on the bed

Instruction: "my dad loves being brown bagged" What is the definition of "brown bagged"?


heavage

Instruction: "is steve wearing a v-neck? dude's showin' some heavage" What is the definition of "heavage"?


heavage

large breasts in a top so small they seem to lift out of the bra during a breath

Instruction: "sinisterbytches heavage was so overwhelming that her nipple popped out mid breath" What is the definition of "heavage"?


heavage

the vomit pooling in the cleavage of a drunk whore at a party

Instruction: "jean was covered in her own heavage last night at that party, what a dumb bitch" What is the definition of "heavage"?


heavage

Context: 'firecracker's got some serious heavage

Instruction: "'firecracker's got some serious heavage" What is the definition of "heavage"?


heavage

of or possessing significant hair follicles directly centered above the bust line in a female

Instruction: "i wanted to buy her a sweater, but discovered that her nature had provided her with a heavage" What is the definition of "heavage"?


heavage

Context: do you think her heavage looks good?

pronounciation: ˈhē-vij function: noun any display of bare midriff by a female or male

Instruction: "do you think her heavage looks good?" What is the definition of "heavage"?


marcel

Context: ross, why is marcel humping my leg?

ross gellar's humping-obsessed monkey from season 1 of the sitcom friends

Instruction: "ross, why is marcel humping my leg?" What is the definition of "marcel"?


marcel

Context: that man on the bench is very marcel

Instruction: "that man on the bench is very marcel" What is the definition of "marcel"?


marcel

Context: look at that marcel in the tree

a further generalization of the first definition noted on this page

Instruction: "look at that marcel in the tree" What is the definition of "marcel"?


internet tough guy

somebody who frequents internet message boards and chat rooms and tries to project an image of being a [badass]

Instruction: ""examples of comments an internet tough guy might make:  "if i knew where you lived in real life, i'd kick your ass for saying that" What is the definition of "internet tough guy"?


internet tough guy

a 12 year old who just discovered the internet and all it's anonymity

Instruction: "there is no example, if you ever even glanced at a forum you've seen at least 1 internet tough guy" What is the definition of "internet tough guy"?


internet tough guy

Context: look at that internet tough guy

Instruction: "look at that internet tough guy" What is the definition of "internet tough guy"?


cactus dick

"a person who has a dry, prickly dick called a "cactus dick""

Instruction: "after billy sucked his mums penis and she man creamed and jared down his throught he got his tongue cut up on her cactus dick" What is the definition of "cactus dick"?


abort mission

"during sex, when a man has to pull out of his girls' vagina abruptly, refering to the sperm not being able to "complete their mission""

Instruction: "dude, i was handlin business, and about to creampie the bitch, but i remembered suzie had went off the pill and had to abort mission" What is the definition of "abort mission"?


burntleaf

Context: burntleaf suxxors

the suxxorest db playa  [but not as sux as klex]

Instruction: " burntleaf suxxors" What is the definition of "burntleaf"?


chulisnaki

Context: wow denise, those shoes are chulisnaki

1) a word used to describe something that is so chulo (cute), that you want to have it as a snack (eat it up

Instruction: "wow denise, those shoes are chulisnaki" What is the definition of "chulisnaki"?


cement wall

Instruction: "dude my cock just got shut down by a cement wall" What is the definition of "cement wall"?


allexis

Instruction: "girl a; i wish i was an allexis girl b; yeah i know" What is the definition of "allexis"?


carlos d.

Instruction: "person 1: who's that vampire nazi djing? person 2: carlos d." What is the definition of "carlos d."?


fog horn

fog horn is when you are doing your woman in the ass and she farts and it sounds like a fog horn

Instruction: "dude1: my girl put out such a stanky nasty fog horn last night dude2: ohhhh thats sooo grosss" What is the definition of "fog horn"?


kaboom

Instruction: "with the drop of the atom bomb, a loud kaboom was heard" What is the definition of "kaboom"?


kaboom

term used to describe, when you go to fire your weapon and it explodes

Instruction: "had two rounds center mass went to fire a third and the rifle went kaboom" What is the definition of "kaboom"?


kaboom

a hardhitting advertisement that creates a buzz, an attention grabber that really gets people talking

Instruction: ""did you see that ad from peta? "yeah it's all over the news - it really created a kaboom" What is the definition of "kaboom"?


kaboom

when some one becomes outraged at the actions of another suddenly and without warning

Instruction: ""watch out or she will kaboom on your ass" What is the definition of "kaboom"?


kaboom

a verb pertaining to the overly exaggerated excitement displayed by billy mays whenever he is on a commercial talking about anything

Instruction: ""dude what's wrong with that guy? "i dunno, he totally kabooms everything, ya kno?"  "sheewt, i wish i could kaboom like billy mays can" What is the definition of "kaboom"?


kaboom

Instruction: "the soldiers in iraq are on high alert because after ramadan the arabs celebrate kaboom" What is the definition of "kaboom"?


kaboom

Instruction: "have you seen lilly lately? - yes, she is fatter than the last day i saw it - now she is kaboom - looks she goes to explode" What is the definition of "kaboom"?


kaboom

Context: kaboom is so racist

name of a controversial flash game depicting a suicide bomber

Instruction: "kaboom is so racist" What is the definition of "kaboom"?


alex's vacuum

"a term used for the description of an abusive girlfriend

Instruction: "friend 1: did you hear john has a girlfriend? friend 2: really? friend 3: i heard she's alex's vacuum though" What is the definition of "alex's vacuum"?


aquaenmity

hostility towards the consumption of bottled water usually accompanied by ambivalence towards the consumption of other bottled refreshments

Instruction: "chloe harboured aquaenmity for jason because he was drinking bottled water" What is the definition of "aquaenmity"?


Instruction: "yo bro can i buy a 4fa  yea man meet up at about 2:00pm" What is the definition of "4fa"?


mooseknucks

Instruction: "gurll , ur vagina looks like a mooseknucks  damn gurl, u got one big mooseknucks  your face looks like mooseknuckss" What is the definition of "mooseknucks"?


bitch prick and a half

Instruction: "jesus christ, jim's being a bitch prick and a half" What is the definition of "bitch prick and a half"?


yah'm sayin?

Context: i hate dat kid, yah'm sayin?

Instruction: "i hate dat kid, yah'm sayin?" What is the definition of "yah'm sayin?"?


brandon hofus

Instruction: "ally, you look good with brandon hofus - kim bawkey" What is the definition of "brandon hofus"?


formal friday

formal friday is the tradition, practice even religion of wearing a suit every friday regardless of what the dress code

Instruction: "why are you wearing a suit on a friday? it's formal friday" What is the definition of "formal friday"?


cretnopracal

to lick thumb and then put in anus while watching the golden girls

Instruction: "man i was watching the golden girls and i busted a cretnopracal" What is the definition of "cretnopracal"?


ah ah ah

"the hand gesture in which you tap your shoulders perfectly timed to each ah

Instruction: ""hjgh school was pretty brutal this year, ah ah ah  "i was ah ah ahin' last night on my date" What is the definition of "ah ah ah"?


butt fuck nowhere

Instruction: "if the town or city can not be seen on the map, you are in butt fuck nowhere" What is the definition of "butt fuck nowhere"?


butt fuck nowhere

Instruction: "i didn't stop to get gas and got stranded in butt fuck nowhere" What is the definition of "butt fuck nowhere"?


butt fuck nowhere

Instruction: "[omg] you live in the middle of butt fuck nowhere" What is the definition of "butt fuck nowhere"?


butt fuck nowhere

Instruction: "jake: man, do you know where were going? ryan: um, were going to butt fuck nowhere   brad: chris, you fat fuck, where are you" What is the definition of "butt fuck nowhere"?


butt fuck nowhere

Instruction: "if the town or city can not be seen on the map, you are in butt fuck nowhere" What is the definition of "butt fuck nowhere"?


butt fuck nowhere

Instruction: "i didn't stop to get gas and got stranded in butt fuck nowhere" What is the definition of "butt fuck nowhere"?


butt fuck nowhere

Instruction: "[omg] you live in the middle of butt fuck nowhere" What is the definition of "butt fuck nowhere"?


butt fuck nowhere

Instruction: "jake: man, do you know where were going? ryan: um, were going to butt fuck nowhere   brad: chris, you fat fuck, where are you" What is the definition of "butt fuck nowhere"?


anal adolf

as you are about to reach climax during anal sex, you quickly pull your erect penis out of her butthole

Instruction: "as jason pulled out of chris's butthole, he slapped his cock in chris's face and gave him an anal adolf" What is the definition of "anal adolf"?


desert flower

Instruction: ""person 1: "hey check out the desert flower with all those guys hovering around her" What is the definition of "desert flower"?


ebt card

something that black people use so they can get free things

Instruction: ""tim: "what's that card u have in ur hand?"  shaquille: "dats my ebt card nigga, unna git me sum fride chicken wit dat""" What is the definition of "ebt card"?


cum creep

Context: its the cum creep

a monster made of sperm that results from to much masterbation

Instruction: "its the cum creep" What is the definition of "cum creep"?


bulff

visable collection of navel (belly button) fluff

Instruction: "my, you've got a lot of bulff in there, that's disgusting" What is the definition of "bulff"?


armadillo sack

a nice well-rounded and tight nutsack that rolls up like an armadillo when cold

Instruction: "tyrone dropped his pants and showed us his armadillo sack for show and tell today" What is the definition of "armadillo sack"?


brent wilson

Instruction: "brent:hi may i take your order? *wink* kid: lawlz no brent wilson" What is the definition of "brent wilson"?


brent wilson

Instruction: "brent wilson sure looked [snazzy] last night" What is the definition of "brent wilson"?


brent wilson

Instruction: "screw brendon urie and ryan ross, brent wilson is my boy" What is the definition of "brent wilson"?


ya'll're

Context: ya'll're fuckin idiots

"a triple contraction of "you" "all" and "are"

Instruction: "ya'll're fuckin idiots" What is the definition of "ya'll're"?


bffwl

Context: -you're my bffwl ale

Instruction: "-you're my bffwl ale" What is the definition of "bffwl"?


mla

mla, mouth like [anus], from the tv-show the league

Instruction: "it doesn't bother you that ____ has a bit of mla" What is the definition of "mla"?


mla

Instruction: "i failed english because i suck at mla format" What is the definition of "mla"?


mla

Context: i have to write my paper in mla format

mla format is a bibliographical format used in essays and such as a way of siting sources

Instruction: "i have to write my paper in mla format" What is the definition of "mla"?


c'ard-on

the type of hard-on guys get in a car, usually while driving over a continuously bumpy road

Instruction: "guys in a car going on a camping trip: hey - check-out jake - he's asleep, but has a c'ard-on" What is the definition of "c'ard-on"?


c'ard-on

the type of hard-on guys get in a car, usually while driving over a continuously bumpy road

Instruction: "guys in a car going on a camping trip: hey - check-out jake - he's asleep, but has a c'ard-on" What is the definition of "c'ard-on"?