brown sock

it is the predecessor to the [pink sock] phenomena

Instruction: "1: so i was getting ass fucked by joey the other day and when he finished he pulled out so fast i got a brown sock" What is the definition of "brown sock"?


brown sock

doing a gurl up the butt then squeezing her [cheeks] together pull out ur dick and leave the condom in her ass

Instruction: "i gave dis bitch a brown sock and she smacked me" What is the definition of "brown sock"?


woo woo

Instruction: "belief in talking to the dead, belief in telikenesis, in fact any belief not founded on good evidence, the poorer the evidence the more woo woo the belief" What is the definition of "woo woo"?


woo woo

"the sound/action a man performs when walking past his girlfriend after showering

Instruction: "*le me* {just showered, passing girlfriend in hall}  {drops towel, thrusts pelvis}  woo woo  *le gf*  put your cock away" What is the definition of "woo woo"?


woo woo

a cocktail composed of 25 ml vodka, 25 ml peach schnapps and 50 ml of cranberry juice

Instruction: "you want to get shit-faced fast with a decent tasting, highly alcoholic beverage? you drink a woo woo or three" What is the definition of "woo woo"?


butter the muffin

while snowboarding, manual your tail then 180 and manual front

Instruction: "man, i was shredin' some sweet cherry cherry pow pow, when all of a sudden i decided to butter the muffin that made everybody look" What is the definition of "butter the muffin"?


blue cheese

Context: fire up some blue cheese

Instruction: "fire up some blue cheese" What is the definition of "blue cheese"?


blue cheese

this is a blueberry marijuana strain, it is based off afghani, with a relatively short flowering time and high yeild makes this strain great for closet growing

Instruction: "yo, is that the blue cheese ive been hearing about" What is the definition of "blue cheese"?


blue cheese

some strong-ass [bud] that fucks you over if smoked irresponsibly (e

Instruction: "shit mannn, he hit the blue cheese [blunt] and now just sits there all day watching tv" What is the definition of "blue cheese"?


blue cheese

a professional man lacking in individual fashion flare

Instruction: "the only thing more generic than blue cheese is blue cheese with deck shoes" What is the definition of "blue cheese"?


blue cheese

"when a girl is tossing your "salad" you take your semen from previous occasions and make her lick it off of your "salad""

Instruction: "dude, jordan i had rachelle lick the blue cheese when she tossed my salad" What is the definition of "blue cheese"?


blue cheese

Context: fire up some blue cheese

Instruction: "fire up some blue cheese" What is the definition of "blue cheese"?


blue cheese

this is a blueberry marijuana strain, it is based off afghani, with a relatively short flowering time and high yeild makes this strain great for closet growing

Instruction: "yo, is that the blue cheese ive been hearing about" What is the definition of "blue cheese"?


blue cheese

some strong-ass [bud] that fucks you over if smoked irresponsibly (e

Instruction: "shit mannn, he hit the blue cheese [blunt] and now just sits there all day watching tv" What is the definition of "blue cheese"?


blue cheese

a professional man lacking in individual fashion flare

Instruction: "the only thing more generic than blue cheese is blue cheese with deck shoes" What is the definition of "blue cheese"?


blue cheese

"when a girl is tossing your "salad" you take your semen from previous occasions and make her lick it off of your "salad""

Instruction: "dude, jordan i had rachelle lick the blue cheese when she tossed my salad" What is the definition of "blue cheese"?


bump ass

Context: bump ass

Instruction: "bump ass" What is the definition of "bump ass"?


bump ass

broken, busted, crappy, shitty, junky, non-working, inoperative or just plain pisses you off

Instruction: "i got stuck at that bump ass stop light twice" What is the definition of "bump ass"?


j- bones

Context: them new j- bones just came out folks

Instruction: "them new j- bones just came out folks" What is the definition of "j- bones"?


creepertastic

(n): a person who exemplifies all the qualities of a creeper fantastically, one who creeps, or is creepy very well

Instruction: ""did you see that guy staring at us?  "yeah he was creepertastic" What is the definition of "creepertastic"?


creepertastic

Context: your love of [horatio] is creepertastic

Instruction: "your love of [horatio] is creepertastic" What is the definition of "creepertastic"?


hoochie-mama

Context: you look like a hoochie-mama

an older woman (over 21) that dresses like a [slut] or [prostitute]

Instruction: "you look like a hoochie-mama" What is the definition of "hoochie-mama"?


hoochie-mama

"a woman of african american descent with a particular element of soul

Instruction: ""damn, girl, you is such a hoochie-mama "mmm-hmm i know that's right" "dag yo" "" What is the definition of "hoochie-mama"?


bread and butter

Instruction: "selling cheap drugs to ignorant rich people is the bread and butter of local drug dealers" What is the definition of "bread and butter"?


bread and butter

Instruction: "a little bird told me that sucking cock is your bread and butter" What is the definition of "bread and butter"?


bread and butter

in full is known as 'bread and butter pud' which is cockney rhyming slang for good

Instruction: "our holiday to margate was totally bread and butter" What is the definition of "bread and butter"?


bread and butter

when you rub your cum between the cheeks of your partner

Instruction: "you i gave that girl a bread and butter and i got her pregnat" What is the definition of "bread and butter"?


harry johnson

a amazing developer who creates the most amazing apps and is really changing

Instruction: "did you see that app  yeah harry johnson made it  yeah it's pretty amazing" What is the definition of "harry johnson"?


french kissing hades

when you eat something really spicy and your mouth burns

Instruction: "that mexican pizza was like french kissing hades" What is the definition of "french kissing hades"?


bolite

Context: damn that chic is straight bolite

Instruction: "damn that chic is straight bolite" What is the definition of "bolite"?


bum slug

Instruction: "oooo i feel a a bum slug coming on soon jeffery" What is the definition of "bum slug"?


chacklate

Context: i really love chacklate

Instruction: "i really love chacklate" What is the definition of "chacklate"?


cha cha slide

when you slide the crotch of a girls underwear to the side so you can get to her cha cha

Instruction: "we didnt have time to get naked so i went with the cha cha slide to get it in" What is the definition of "cha cha slide"?


cha cha slide

Context: cha cha slide slllliiiideee to the left

the one dance that everyone knows how to do

Instruction: "cha cha slide slllliiiideee to the left" What is the definition of "cha cha slide"?


cha cha slide

maybe the most annoying song on the face of the planet

Instruction: "man with brain damage: i love dancin' to cha cha slide while raping frogs" What is the definition of "cha cha slide"?


cha cha slide

Instruction: "i want to kill the person who created the cha cha slide" What is the definition of "cha cha slide"?


honeymoon stitch

a honeymoon stitch is a procedure to restore a man's anus to virgin like size

Instruction: "larry says to jim, this new man of mine is so handsome im going to have to get a honeymoon stitch before we have sex the first time" What is the definition of "honeymoon stitch"?


big d's

tits, according to my 12 year old son who lives in irvine, ca

Instruction: "you see that bitch, she got some hella big d's" What is the definition of "big d's"?


big d's

tits, according to my 12 year old son who lives in irvine, ca

Instruction: "you see that bitch, she got some hella big d's" What is the definition of "big d's"?


crimmit

noun: a lady's front bottom, private parts, a female's general genital area

Instruction: ""is there a beautician near here? i must get my crimmit waxed" What is the definition of "crimmit"?


crimmit

Instruction: ""john "rrr i am crimmit the fuker of hench bitches""" What is the definition of "crimmit"?


boguhtron

Instruction: "dude them pants you be wearing is boguhtron" What is the definition of "boguhtron"?


double-barrel shotgun

the girl in the middle of a guy-girl-guy [threesome]

Instruction: "dave and i pulled a double-barrel shotgun on jane last night" What is the definition of "double-barrel shotgun"?


double-barrel shotgun

a shotgun with two barrels, two bullets, and has more stopping power then a [desert eagle] on 'roids

Instruction: "guy 1: hey, lets fire this double-barrel shotgun with one hand" What is the definition of "double-barrel shotgun"?


catchy catchy bear

a game played between two walls which utilizes a bouncy ball

Instruction: ""fancy a game of catchy catchy bear  "ummm yes please""" What is the definition of "catchy catchy bear"?


ducking fisgusted

Context: i'm ducking fisgusted

"it means, "fucking disgusted" but bypasses the onboard censor found in many online bbss, fora, and games

Instruction: "i'm ducking fisgusted" What is the definition of "ducking fisgusted"?


acid embrace

british hipster store that carries shirts, bracelets, school bags and more for guys and gals

Instruction: "friend: where did you get that dinosaur shirt? other friend: acid embrace" What is the definition of "acid embrace"?


bla-sume

leader of the action quake clan 'great canadian butchers'

Instruction: "bla-sume ain't no cake, he just creamed the entire server" What is the definition of "bla-sume"?


baby teeth

Context: lana has those baby teeth

Instruction: "lana has those baby teeth" What is the definition of "baby teeth"?


netorare

a vastly overrated genre that has it's origins with crappy shoujo anime and manga

Instruction: "only emotionally unstable teenage girls and obese former high school jocks like netorare" What is the definition of "netorare"?


netorare

a vastly overrated genre that has it's origins with crappy shoujo anime and manga

Instruction: "only emotionally unstable teenage girls and obese former high school jocks like netorare" What is the definition of "netorare"?


poo nani

Context: joe ritzma doesnt get any poo nani

Instruction: "joe ritzma doesnt get any poo nani" What is the definition of "poo nani"?


blow fun

a phrase used to define the act of [oral sex] when received by a man

Instruction: "i was a a [party] last night and was lucky enough to receive blow fun from several or the [girls]" What is the definition of "blow fun"?


aicled

to have been tricked into clicking a link of a music video by the japanese band known as aicle

Instruction: "i cannot believe i've been aicled 6 times in the past 4 days" What is the definition of "aicled"?


chilly dog

the act of taking a shit on your girls tits and then titty fucking her

Instruction: "my girl let me give her a chilly dog last night" What is the definition of "chilly dog"?


chilly dog

verb- the act of giving a male on male blow job

Instruction: "he just have that dude a real nice chilly dog" What is the definition of "chilly dog"?


come hell or high water

used in reference to getting something accomplished no matter how hard or unfavorable the circumstances are

Instruction: "i'm going to have $200 saved by the end of this month come hell or high water" What is the definition of "come hell or high water"?


flopping about

vigorously helicoptering your penis around, while recording it all and then sending the video to all your friends

Instruction: "adam was home alone, so he began flopping about" What is the definition of "flopping about"?


baltimore flu

a fictional sickness used to excuse one from doing things when one is high on illegal substances

Instruction: "no i cant go to work i got that there baltimore flu" What is the definition of "baltimore flu"?


articulated truck

Instruction: ""where's rebecca?  "she's in the hospital, i gave her an articulated truck last night""" What is the definition of "articulated truck"?


emo person

Context: no example necessary for emo person

"someone who is in touch more with their emotion

Instruction: "no example necessary for emo person" What is the definition of "emo person"?


gas break dip

while stoped press the gas then the break really fast in yo ride and the car seems to dip down to the ground   originated from mac dre

Instruction: "ima bout to gas break dip at this stop light" What is the definition of "gas break dip"?


drew wright

Context: look out that drew wright has a knife

someone who feels the need to murder mass amounts of people

Instruction: "look out that drew wright has a knife" What is the definition of "drew wright"?


blumptastic

Context: my last blumpkin was blumptastic

Instruction: "my last blumpkin was blumptastic" What is the definition of "blumptastic"?


blumptastic

Context: that was blumptastic baby

the most accurate adjective to describe the feeling of relieving the bowels while receiving head

Instruction: "that was blumptastic baby" What is the definition of "blumptastic"?


aaron schock

Context: "jen: "that guy is such an aaron schock

a very attractive young man who's involved in politics

Instruction: ""jen: "that guy is such an aaron schock" What is the definition of "aaron schock"?


ghost ride

while driving a car, open the door and climb out onto the hood while the car continues to roll

Instruction: "ghost ride the whip while we dancin on the hood  -mac dre, get stupid(remix)" What is the definition of "ghost ride"?


ghost ride

yet another way that natural selection is working it's way into pop culture

Instruction: "damned fool got his ass killed trying to ghost ride" What is the definition of "ghost ride"?


ghost ride

"to "ghost ride" or "ghost riding" is when a driver places his car in neutral, or cruises at a low speed approx

Instruction: "ghost ride the whip, now watch em' swang, go stupid go dumb dumb" What is the definition of "ghost ride"?


ghost ride

yet another way that natural selection is working it's way into pop culture

Instruction: "damned fool got his ass killed trying to ghost ride" What is the definition of "ghost ride"?


ghost ride

pull up, hop out, all in one motion dancin' on the hood while the cars still rollin'

Instruction: "person 1: shit man i got some bumpin rap music what the fuck should we do person 2: ummm, shit i gots a new whip lets ghost ride" What is the definition of "ghost ride"?


mission improbable

(n) any impressively stupid or pointless mission dreamed-up for the purpose of vandalizing, pilfering, or otherwise altering public property

Instruction: "tom and i are are pulling another mission improbable at 3am this saturday to steal all the toilet paper from the dorm halls" What is the definition of "mission improbable"?


beeor

Context: i have drank 17 beeor this evening

refers to the product beer, but is said as such in relation to the copious amounts consumed

Instruction: "i have drank 17 beeor this evening" What is the definition of "beeor"?


bernsking

Context: "bro, stop bernsking

when an older guy hits on a much younger female, or a female he doesn't know

Instruction: ""bro, stop bernsking" What is the definition of "bernsking"?


beef teath

Context: shut up man beef teath

Instruction: "shut up man beef teath" What is the definition of "beef teath"?


badonkalicious

adjective describing a well rounded, nicely shaped hiney, that is both scrumptious and luscious, with an irresistible resilience and a ravishing physique

Instruction: "maaaaaaan, dat betch be exquisitely badonkalicious" What is the definition of "badonkalicious"?


gangstacracy

the practice of being a straight up gangsta

Instruction: "don't disrespect the gangstacracy of the streets or the hood 'ill do you in niqqa" What is the definition of "gangstacracy"?


chairman tom

Instruction: "an asian dude who has no accent, hangs out with mostly white kids, doesn't necessarily overachieve in school, and doesn't glow red when drinking can be a chairman tom" What is the definition of "chairman tom"?


cainyn

Context: i hate cainyn johnson

a really big douche with a ghetto ass name, who loves to pick his bum crusties all day long

Instruction: "i hate cainyn johnson" What is the definition of "cainyn"?


bo belle

Context: hey wassup bo belle

lovely sweetheart, beautiful girl, hot babe

Instruction: "hey wassup bo belle" What is the definition of "bo belle"?


bo belle

Context: hey wassup bo belle

lovely sweetheart, beautiful girl, hot babe

Instruction: "hey wassup bo belle" What is the definition of "bo belle"?


long island girl

today, we salute you, trendy long island girl

Instruction: "guy 1: is that girl with the furry boats in the lexus think shes better than everyone? guy 2: no shes a bitch guy 3: oh a long island girl" What is the definition of "long island girl"?


black people

a potentially great people who have a lot of problems that need to be addressed

Instruction: "historically black people have suffered a lot at the hands of others,  but for how long can they keep blaming the past for their problems?" What is the definition of "black people"?


black people

the section of the population with which george bush does not concern himself

Instruction: "george bush doesn't care about black people" What is the definition of "black people"?


black people

Instruction: "black people are darker than white people" What is the definition of "black people"?


black people

also referred to as: nigger, nig nog, monkey, porch monkey, coon, nig

Instruction: "i can smell cocoa butter lotion, there must be black people lurking nearby" What is the definition of "black people"?


animalaniac

to be obsessed with the idea of working with animals

Instruction: "the zookeeper's daughter loved all animals and was an animalaniac" What is the definition of "animalaniac"?


baigan

Instruction: "what? you scored full on in physics? baigan" What is the definition of "baigan"?


cocktail mike

when you cum in a girls mouth and she then eats out a other girl with the cum in mouth

Instruction: "bro i was in a threesome, when jaime gave allison a cocktail mike" What is the definition of "cocktail mike"?


beef cakey

Context: tom shores is such a beef cakey

Instruction: "tom shores is such a beef cakey" What is the definition of "beef cakey"?


swills

Instruction: "that woman just pulled fifty swills out of her chest" What is the definition of "swills"?


jayvell

Context: bro, i would kill to be with a jayvell

Instruction: "bro, i would kill to be with a jayvell" What is the definition of "jayvell"?


sackjob

Instruction: "oh my god, what did you do that for you sackjob" What is the definition of "sackjob"?


asain goggles

Context: rodrigo: hey miss has asain goggles

Instruction: "rodrigo: hey miss has asain goggles" What is the definition of "asain goggles"?


bosomy

to describe a woman with an ample or large bosom, but without the added baggage of an overall overweight body

Instruction: "angelina jolie is a noted bosomy actress, but anna nicole smith is just plain fat" What is the definition of "bosomy"?


ass cookie

a scatists reference to a chunky gold nugget of poop which brings a fleeting moment of sexual joy

Instruction: "this ass cookie has brought me a fleeting moment of sexual joy" What is the definition of "ass cookie"?


ass cookie

a scatists reference to a chunky gold nugget of poop which brings a fleeting moment of sexual joy

Instruction: "this ass cookie has brought me a fleeting moment of sexual joy" What is the definition of "ass cookie"?


anal-berger shocker

the act of inserting 2 fingers into the ass, and 1 into the vagina

Instruction: "i went in for the shocker but the chick flipped over and begged for the anal-berger shocker" What is the definition of "anal-berger shocker"?


bitchasserous

Instruction: "i'm sick of his bitchasserous bullshit  --related forms bitchasserously adverb bitchasserosity noun" What is the definition of "bitchasserous"?


arabian googles

the act of placing your testicles on your lady friends eyes to resemble goggles worn in a sandy desert

Instruction: "i hacksawed your mom's ass last night and finished with some arabian googles" What is the definition of "arabian googles"?


cleveland browning

the act of [hooking up] with a [cleveland brown]

Instruction: "brian went cleveland browning the other night" What is the definition of "cleveland browning"?


cleveland browning

this is when you end up buying some cleveland brown

Instruction: "   wait till i get back from antartica next year, i'm going  to turn that mook into whale jerky for cleveland browning me" What is the definition of "cleveland browning"?


dimping

"collecting fag ends or "dimps" from the street

Instruction: "you havent got any [backy] at all? f*ck it lets go dimping then" What is the definition of "dimping"?


dimping

when your dimples are showing  (dimping is to dimples as [nurping] is to nipples)

Instruction: "jake was dimping when he talked about chelsea" What is the definition of "dimping"?


backseat driver

Context: stop being such a backseat driver

Instruction: "stop being such a backseat driver" What is the definition of "backseat driver"?


backseat driver

a person sitting in the backseat of a car who critcizes the driver's driving

Instruction: "who cares if i ran a red light? stop being a backseat driver" What is the definition of "backseat driver"?


backseat driver

a [sex] [position] involving three people, usually two male and one female

Instruction: "let's just say we were drunk, we ran into her ex, and i was the backseat driver" What is the definition of "backseat driver"?


barking cat

derogatory term for a small dog such as a chihuahua or a pekingese

Instruction: "i was hoping my girlfriend would get a real dog like a german shepard or something that could guard the house, but she just got a damn barking cat" What is the definition of "barking cat"?


charlot

Context: charlot is a noice person

Instruction: "charlot is a noice person" What is the definition of "charlot"?


charlot

Context: person 1: i spoke to charlot yesterday

Instruction: "person 1: i spoke to charlot yesterday" What is the definition of "charlot"?


charlot

Instruction: "holy fuck, that charlot in rio motorboated the shit outa me" What is the definition of "charlot"?


lawnmower man

an extreme acid trip where the environment becomes hostile and unreal, much like that in the movie lawnmower man

Instruction: "yo, everything's going all lawnmower man" What is the definition of "lawnmower man"?


aricca

Context: you just wish you could be like aricca

Instruction: "you just wish you could be like aricca" What is the definition of "aricca"?


boogershit

Context: oh boogershit

Instruction: "oh boogershit" What is the definition of "boogershit"?


bitch pussies

Context: yo what you bitch pussies doin

Instruction: "yo what you bitch pussies doin" What is the definition of "bitch pussies"?


bitch pussies

Context: yo what you bitch pussies doin

Instruction: "yo what you bitch pussies doin" What is the definition of "bitch pussies"?


bitch pussies

Context: yo what you bitch pussies doin

Instruction: "yo what you bitch pussies doin" What is the definition of "bitch pussies"?


bully bitch slap

to cum in a girls mouth then have her spit it into your hand and you slap her across the face with it

Instruction: "brandon did not like the stage five clinger he was with so he gave her a bully bitch slap" What is the definition of "bully bitch slap"?


kapu

is a hawaiian word which means forbidden

Instruction: "you dork didn't you see the sign that says kapu (keep out)" What is the definition of "kapu"?


kapu

"as said in the previous definition, this is the hawaiian word for "forbidden" and has in recent years come to mean "keep out" or "no trespassing"

Instruction: ""you broke the kapu of bathing yourself in the mountains, you have contaminated our drinking water" What is the definition of "kapu"?


kapu

kapu is usually a female who likes to dress like a male

Instruction: ""aah, taas yksi kapu "oh look, again one of those kapus""" What is the definition of "kapu"?


when you see a female who is a 4, but since you are under the influence of alcohol (or whatever you are using) she looks like an 8

Instruction: "oh man, i drank so much at that party yesterday, i ended up doing a 482" What is the definition of "482"?


jodiemas

Context: jodiemas was crazy last night

the celebration of the birth of our lord and savior, and also the birth of christ

Instruction: "jodiemas was crazy last night" What is the definition of "jodiemas"?


cocktail flu

"the "illness" that you have after a full night of drinking

Instruction: "i had to call in with the cocktail flu after we went out all night and ran the bar out of jagermeister" What is the definition of "cocktail flu"?


muddyonion

Instruction: "i saw the new muddyonion video, and i giggled" What is the definition of "muddyonion"?


muddyonion

a very funny youtube channel created by two super awsome dudes

Instruction: ""i'm sad, i need to laugh "hey you should watch a muddyonion video" What is the definition of "muddyonion"?


bleh bleh bleh

Context: watch out for the bleh bleh bleh

Instruction: "watch out for the bleh bleh bleh" What is the definition of "bleh bleh bleh"?


moonling

Instruction: "man that kid ____ in chemistry is always zonning out i think he is a moonling" What is the definition of "moonling"?


bouis vuitton

Instruction: "until his paycheck comes in, tyler will have to make due buying bouis vuitton from chinatown and/or weezin" What is the definition of "bouis vuitton"?


email addy

Instruction: "give me your email addy so we can hook up" What is the definition of "email addy"?


finnish fuck

Instruction: ""(phone ringing)  yen: "shouldn't you get that?"  mike: "nah; it's the finnish fuck" What is the definition of "finnish fuck"?


jvlar

Context: -stubs toe on table-  sven: oh jvlar

Instruction: "-stubs toe on table-  sven: oh jvlar" What is the definition of "jvlar"?


burning blue

Context: tyler is burning blue for kelly

to love someone with a love that is more than love and to truly mean it

Instruction: "tyler is burning blue for kelly" What is the definition of "burning blue"?


ishack

Context: you're such an ishack

terrible perverted human, waste of a sperm, smells like j's kabobs

Instruction: "you're such an ishack" What is the definition of "ishack"?


ishack

Context: you're such an ishack

terrible perverted human, waste of a sperm, smells like j's kabobs

Instruction: "you're such an ishack" What is the definition of "ishack"?


alzheimers disease

alzheimer's: the affliction that is caused by microscopic robots when they enter the elderly mind and download their memories and hide the information in hidden folders

Instruction: "ralph has the alzheimers disease look at him potato" What is the definition of "alzheimers disease"?


comfort poop

a bowel movement which relieves the pressure in your abdomen after you've eaten too much

Instruction: "i just went overboard at a cheap indian buffett and now i need to take a comfort poop so i won't be in so much pain" What is the definition of "comfort poop"?


excitomnia

insomnia created by a heightened sense of expectation and excitement

Instruction: "the night before our big trip, all of us experienced excitomnia and couldn't sleep a wink" What is the definition of "excitomnia"?


boner swag

the way a dude walks or waddles when he has a boner

Instruction: "i saw doug at the park an hour ago and he had a boner swag going, it was hilarious" What is the definition of "boner swag"?


goosh

Context: that weed was some goosh nigga

Instruction: "that weed was some goosh nigga" What is the definition of "goosh"?


goosh

a person who gets really horny and cums in there trousers

Instruction: "look at that stupid goosh he makes it so obvious that he's cumming in his trousers" What is the definition of "goosh"?


goosh

Context: shut the goosh up

a universal word that can be substitued for anything

Instruction: "shut the goosh up" What is the definition of "goosh"?


goosh

Context: oh my goosh babe

when someone is trying to write gosh and misspells it, yet claims she/he writes the way they talk

Instruction: "oh my goosh babe" What is the definition of "goosh"?


beanerdew

Context: casey: ethan you drank a beanerdew man

a mountan dew drank by beaners that have that crappy aftertaste, screw you ethan you beaner jew

Instruction: "casey: ethan you drank a beanerdew man" What is the definition of "beanerdew"?


ambria

Context: yeah that's ambria

this one girl that is like really freggin prettyy!  and who loves to partayyy

Instruction: "yeah that's ambria" What is the definition of "ambria"?


gangbanger

Context: that gangbanger isn't shit on his own

Instruction: "that gangbanger isn't shit on his own" What is the definition of "gangbanger"?


gangbanger

Instruction: ""let's cross tha street, that guy looks like a gangbanger" What is the definition of "gangbanger"?


gangbanger

Instruction: "the gangbanger shot the liquor store owner" What is the definition of "gangbanger"?


gangbanger

Instruction: "hey man, lets go to mcdonalds for a gangbanger" What is the definition of "gangbanger"?


beh-deh

"beh-deh is an evolved form of another evolved form of the name david or dato

Instruction: "i want my beh-deh back,beh-deh back,beh-deh back" What is the definition of "beh-deh"?


beh-deh

these beh dehs can be put into any song because beh-deh is beh-deh

Instruction: "i ain't a killa but dont push beh-deh is sweetest joy right next to getting pussy" What is the definition of "beh-deh"?


coppertuna

cop on the freeway [highway patrol, cop]

Instruction: "amn jimmy slow down before that coppertuna over there pulls us over" What is the definition of "coppertuna"?


bulldozer ass

Instruction: "bertha's bulldozer ass engulfed the chair" What is the definition of "bulldozer ass"?


bulldozer ass

the quality of possessing buttocks so thick and large that a person can easily push their way through a crowd

Instruction: "once we're inside the concert let andrew lead the way since he's got a bulldozer ass" What is the definition of "bulldozer ass"?


analarchy

Context: analarchy in the u

a system of government where there is no government, just butt fucking

Instruction: "analarchy in the u" What is the definition of "analarchy"?


boob-wooed

Context: dude, you are so boob-wooed

Instruction: "dude, you are so boob-wooed" What is the definition of "boob-wooed"?


tffw

a shorter way of saying  to funny for words

Instruction: "in study hall something happened that was tffw" What is the definition of "tffw"?


thabo\thabozina

Instruction: "guy1:wow her thabo and thabozina's are huge guy2:did she get a boob job thabo\thabozina" What is the definition of "thabo\thabozina"?


blunket blunken

a variation on blunken (taking a shit whilst receiving a blow job)

Instruction: "half way throu the blunken i prodded her in both eyes with my cock and gave her a blunket blunken" What is the definition of "blunket blunken"?


do me dirty

Instruction: ""as anal sex is often referred to as "dirty sex" do me dirty is a more pleasant way to ask for it"" What is the definition of "do me dirty"?


booty twaps

the best rap band ever! they will blow your ear pussies with their explosive cock rhymes

Instruction: "hey have you heard that new booty twaps jam? yeah it blew my ear pussy" What is the definition of "booty twaps"?


carpet ninja

Context: stop being a carpet ninja

"carpet ninja, be definition can be used in any sentence where no other word will suffice

Instruction: "stop being a carpet ninja" What is the definition of "carpet ninja"?


got some cutty

Instruction: "rashad is a new new man, he got some cutty last night -atl-" What is the definition of "got some cutty"?


hipster sex

having sex with a hipster who points out obscure details while banging about your naked body

Instruction: "i had hipster sex last night and he kept pointing out how he loved the curves of my ears and how soft my toes were" What is the definition of "hipster sex"?


alan wrench

a sexually move in which a mn sticks one hand all the way up a woman's anus while using his other hand to do the same to the woman's vagina

Instruction: "woman: would you alan wrench me  man: sure" What is the definition of "alan wrench"?


ball loser

a certain type of person who is prone to losing balls

Instruction: "boy: see you later, ball loser girl: yeah, you'd lose your head if it wasn't attached to a loser" What is the definition of "ball loser"?


cunt-faced fucktard

usually used in games,when a friend shot you down and he's on the same team,you can call it a cunt-faced fucktard

Instruction: "nooooooooo,that dickhead threw a grenade at me and i'm dead now,what a cunt-faced fucktard" What is the definition of "cunt-faced fucktard"?


chuckfucked

Instruction: "man, my boss just got chuckfucked in that conference call" What is the definition of "chuckfucked"?


amenglish

amenglish, abbreviation of [american english]usually used in jest or in a derogatory fashion

Instruction: "those yanks with their bastardised amenglish still haven't learnt how to spell" What is the definition of "amenglish"?


fnl

Context: fnl man, are you insane?

Instruction: "fnl man, are you insane?" What is the definition of "fnl"?


fnl

Instruction: "man fnl #1 and #2 love to bounce that ass" What is the definition of "fnl"?


bucket list

Instruction: "i need to remember to add skydiving to my bucket list" What is the definition of "bucket list"?


bucket list

"a list of things you want to do before you die

Instruction: "sadly, the old man passed away with his bucket list still containing several unfulfilled desires" What is the definition of "bucket list"?


bucket list

Instruction: "man she is hot garbage we need to add her to the bucket list" What is the definition of "bucket list"?


knocked up

Instruction: "amanda got knocked up because jimmy didn't use protection" What is the definition of "knocked up"?


knocked up

to get a woman pregnant, perticually un-planned, un-wanted or in wedlock

Instruction: "ironicly, my radical femminest english teacher came in knocked up today" What is the definition of "knocked up"?


knocked up

to get someone pregnant, generally unplanned

Instruction: "jack had sex with with me, unprotected and now i'm knocked up" What is the definition of "knocked up"?


knocked up

australian lingo for tired or [pooped out]

Instruction: "i just ran a mile and i'm totally knocked up now" What is the definition of "knocked up"?


knocked up

Instruction: "he said he was neg, but he knocked up my friend" What is the definition of "knocked up"?


bungalosis

a rare condition to where your spine snaps at the base of your skull then falls thru your asshole and you basically hang yourself

Instruction: "poor bobby, he was found at home dead from bungalosis per the medical examiner" What is the definition of "bungalosis"?


appeaser

a person, often a [peacenik], who believes that if you give the enemy what they want, they won't do anything more

Instruction: "the actions of an appeaser let hitler take over europe" What is the definition of "appeaser"?


baussicity

the magnitude or level of a person's coolness

Instruction: "person 1: how would you rate rick ross as a rapper?  person 2: clearly, rick ross has a baussicity rating of [baussome]" What is the definition of "baussicity"?


bk value meal

"a person who is so incredibly bad at something that they get an extra noun at the end of the abbreviation "bk", which stands for bad kid

Instruction: "those two-piecers are all a bunch of bk value meals  willie is the biggest bk value meal out of all the gingers in the world" What is the definition of "bk value meal"?


accidrunkenly

to perform an act due to a combination of drunkenness and sheer accident

Instruction: "i accidrunkenly fell down a flight of stairs" What is the definition of "accidrunkenly"?


asian morningface

when one wakes up with very squinty eyes making them have the appearance of an asian

Instruction: "hey, tyler had the worst asian morningface at kegs and eggs" What is the definition of "asian morningface"?


nipplechorus

when someone twists your nipples to the seventh plain of hell

Instruction: "'brah, i was watching house of cards when chad made me nipplechorus" What is the definition of "nipplechorus"?


filippe

Instruction: ""•"that filippe over there just crushed it" What is the definition of "filippe"?


dalikah

Context: when a man is dalikah

Instruction: "when a man is dalikah" What is the definition of "dalikah"?


chain monkey

crazy mofo who lays down the law with the chaingun

Instruction: "that stankass biatch went chain monkey on you losers" What is the definition of "chain monkey"?


absolute zero

Instruction: ""1) "and so class, we can now see that this material has reached absolute zero" What is the definition of "absolute zero"?


absolute zero

the temperate at which molecular energy is at a minimum

Instruction: "we would all be dead is the temperature reached absolute zero (-459 degrees f)" What is the definition of "absolute zero"?


absolute zero

the temperature of matter defined on the kelvin scale when all matter stops, possesing no potential or kinetic energy

Instruction: "my science professor taught me all about absolute zero but come to find out its not even real in this day in age" What is the definition of "absolute zero"?


european-american

the proper term for a white person who comes from multiple european countries and is not from one predominant nation

Instruction: "that guy over there isn't white, he's european-american" What is the definition of "european-american"?


european-american

the very opposite of african-american black people are black white people are white not europian-american

Instruction: "man you white as fuck you pasty cracker  the correct term is european-american" What is the definition of "european-american"?


european-american

the proper term for a white person who comes from multiple european countries and is not from one predominant nation

Instruction: "that guy over there isn't white, he's european-american" What is the definition of "european-american"?


european-american

the very opposite of african-american black people are black white people are white not europian-american

Instruction: "man you white as fuck you pasty cracker  the correct term is european-american" What is the definition of "european-american"?


patugala

a brass instrument used mostly by the french

Instruction: "parker went to the theater to play his patugala" What is the definition of "patugala"?


domeage

the act of getting your dick sucked by some chick

Instruction: "yo son, my chick gave me some serious domeage on the way home" What is the definition of "domeage"?


greasy reacharound

this happens to those members of society that are blessed to work at a fried chicken restraunt such as kfc of popeye's

Instruction: "i know she fucked up and made extra of the original recipe today because there was plenty of extra ingredients for trixie to give me the greasy reacharound" What is the definition of "greasy reacharound"?


clipboard surfer

Instruction: "the boss's nephew is so lame he couldn't be anything but the clipboard surfer" What is the definition of "clipboard surfer"?


babarbie

"a girl who is fat and dumb, but a little sexy too

Instruction: "hey, see babarbie over there? looks fine for a fun fuck" What is the definition of "babarbie"?


hingy

Context: i am very hingy right now

Instruction: "i am very hingy right now" What is the definition of "hingy"?


hingy

in scotland: a little bit unwell, out of sorts, under the weather

Instruction: ""you know, when you just feel a bit, well, hingy" What is the definition of "hingy"?


hingy

Instruction: "look at that pretty lady, she is well hingy what?" What is the definition of "hingy"?


hingy

Instruction: "he hadn't bathed in a week and was very hingy" What is the definition of "hingy"?


d.a.v.

Instruction: "mabel was on the receiving end of a d.a.v. by visitors from the planet uranus" What is the definition of "d.a.v."?


beef sniper

a gunman whose area of expertise is on the field with guns blazing, or ducking around corners and chucking grenades

Instruction: "kent is pretty good, but he's such a beef sniper" What is the definition of "beef sniper"?


crunchka

Instruction: "jake is a crunchka he likes his shit well-done" What is the definition of "crunchka"?


alweezy

a certain somebody that is crazy as shit and fucks people up for fun

Instruction: "alweezy just beat ur ass and fucked ur girl" What is the definition of "alweezy"?


bushman's blow

the bushman's blow is the act of evacuating your nasal passages in the absence of suitable catching material

Instruction: "i shot the opposite side of my shed with my bushman's blow" What is the definition of "bushman's blow"?


bushman's blow

the bushman's blow is performed by pressing down one nostril and blowing (as you would into a handkerchief) without a handkerchief or tissue

Instruction: "yuk, did you see that guy? he just did a bushman's blow all over that fence" What is the definition of "bushman's blow"?


bushman's blow

the act of riding one's nose of nasal debris using only a nose, a lung and a finger

Instruction: "billy didn't have a tissue handy, but a quick bushman's blow was all that he needed to rid himself of that pesky [snot] flow" What is the definition of "bushman's blow"?


estapols

nipples that cover more than 50% of the breast

Instruction: "have a look at the estapols on that breastfeeding mother over there" What is the definition of "estapols"?


caribbean mullet

business in the front, caribbean in the back

Instruction: "a caribbean mullet is combed in the front, braided only on the back" What is the definition of "caribbean mullet"?


enormoose

Context: that debt is enormoose

Instruction: "that debt is enormoose" What is the definition of "enormoose"?


bliss out

to relax, daydream, or temporarily lose consciousness merely from contentment and not moving

Instruction: "yo man, i downloaded those new tracks and am just gunna bliss out all afternoon listening to them" What is the definition of "bliss out"?


fagly

Instruction: ""did you see the way brandon slapped that guy? "oh yeah, it was really fagly" What is the definition of "fagly"?


broken hill

Context: boy; i might go visit broken hill

Instruction: "boy; i might go visit broken hill" What is the definition of "broken hill"?


lido's

Context: mom: we're going to lido's tonight

Instruction: "mom: we're going to lido's tonight" What is the definition of "lido's"?


brian beefer

a homosexual male named brian who creates beef

Instruction: "hey man watch out there's a brian beefer over there" What is the definition of "brian beefer"?


nerdship

nerdship, a friendship that includes 2 or more people who enjoy eachothers company more online then anywhere else

Instruction: "me and haley get along better on the internet, we have a nerdship" What is the definition of "nerdship"?


dunzo

meaning that you are completely done with, over someone, or super drunk

Instruction: ""if you don't call me later, we are so dunzo " What is the definition of "dunzo "?


cocksuckling

Context: carol would you mind cocksuckling me?

when a male or female gently places their lips on the head of the penis, which they suction like a fish

Instruction: "carol would you mind cocksuckling me?" What is the definition of "cocksuckling"?


l'diamond

Context: l'diamond is the girl boy wanna date

a pretty swagilicious girl who everyone thinks is ghetto

Instruction: "l'diamond is the girl boy wanna date" What is the definition of "l'diamond"?


mutual macbookbation

it's that thing when a couple is on their macbooks on a saturday morning, reading blogs and streaming music and drinking coffee

Instruction: "alice and bob missed brunch with friends because they spent all morning enjoying mutual macbookbation" What is the definition of "mutual macbookbation"?


ass wedge

the penis, when used to loosen a tighter than normal anal passage

Instruction: "becky, used to have a tight butt, until i put the ass wedge in there" What is the definition of "ass wedge"?


deeksha

Context: balanced and difficult deeksha

difficult to impress, a girl with a sense of humour but a short temper

Instruction: "balanced and difficult deeksha" What is the definition of "deeksha"?


buzz nightgear

Instruction: ""stacy was up all night "chatting" with buzz nightgear" What is the definition of "buzz nightgear"?


outrageous

Context: those custom made movies are outrageous

something that is [the bomb] and unbelievable

Instruction: "those custom made movies are outrageous" What is the definition of "outrageous"?


outrageous

this word means to be beyond the point of sexy

Instruction: "you are so outrageous you are so mari  you are so kyle" What is the definition of "outrageous"?


outrageous

the acts of one who's will power and moral stamina befit that of a god

Instruction: "his deeds of valor and action are most outrageous" What is the definition of "outrageous"?


outrageous

used in an online setting to denote extreme levels of stress or exteme displeasure with another individual

Instruction: "mikar tells the guild : *that is outrageous" What is the definition of "outrageous"?


outrageous

Context: that's outrageous

used to describe the actionsof democrats, republicans, or any sort of politician

Instruction: "that's outrageous" What is the definition of "outrageous"?


noga

when you and a friend gather for yoga, but instead what you actually do is sit, drink coffee, and chat

Instruction: "rossy and i planned on yoga in the morning, but we ended up doing noga instead" What is the definition of "noga"?


noga

Instruction: "did you see the size of that [moose knuckle]? she shouldn't be wearing noga pants" What is the definition of "noga"?


noga

when your semi- carefully crafted [toga] breaks at an inopportune time

Instruction: "i was dancing when all of a sudden, noga" What is the definition of "noga"?


douche bag strap

a douche bag strap is when a tool/guy that has a chin strap of hair

Instruction: ""a douche bag strap is a "u" shaped beard" What is the definition of "douche bag strap"?


bow tie

Context: i love to wear a red bow tie in school

a incredibly fashionable and sexy clothing item worn around the neck

Instruction: "i love to wear a red bow tie in school" What is the definition of "bow tie"?


bow tie

Context: i wear a bow tie now

Instruction: "i wear a bow tie now" What is the definition of "bow tie"?


douche dick

a person with both the qualities of a douche bag and also a dick

Instruction: "hey that guy wearing the pink shirt with the collar up is a real douche dick" What is the definition of "douche dick"?


douche dick

a combination of someone who is a total dick and a bit of a douche bag

Instruction: "that guy wearing the pink shirt with the collar up is a total douche dick" What is the definition of "douche dick"?


lyons

Context: who is down for some lyons tonight?

a franchise of fine dinning, located in many cities

Instruction: "who is down for some lyons tonight?" What is the definition of "lyons"?


lyons

[lie-ons] - noun- a spare pair of underwear carried around by a person that frequently defecates in one’s pants in inopportune places

Instruction: "had the man been carrying a lyons with him at the carolina panthers game, a severe crisis could have been avoided" What is the definition of "lyons"?


lyons

Context: who is down for some lyons tonight?

a franchise of fine dinning, located in many cities

Instruction: "who is down for some lyons tonight?" What is the definition of "lyons"?


lyons

[lie-ons] - noun- a spare pair of underwear carried around by a person that frequently defecates in one’s pants in inopportune places

Instruction: "had the man been carrying a lyons with him at the carolina panthers game, a severe crisis could have been avoided" What is the definition of "lyons"?


bottytwong

when a disgusting fat bitch/person tries to act sexy by placing their enormous gluteus maximus on your penis (or vagina, ass is for everyone)

Instruction: "ahh, man she gave me the most awful bottytwong last night, it was so disgusting" What is the definition of "bottytwong"?


california corndog

when a man pulls out of a chick, dips his dick in some batter, then has the chick finish him off with a bj

Instruction: "my chick got the munchies, so instead of driving to mcdonalds, i just gave her a california corndog" What is the definition of "california corndog"?


black cat

really cool firecracker that is just a bunch of really little firecrackers, strapped together, usually in groups of 5-10

Instruction: "my friends and i blew up a leftover burrito from taco bell by strapping a black cat to it" What is the definition of "black cat"?


beer bitch

the person that is designated to get the beer from the refridgerator or cooler

Instruction: "we had never seen this guy before, so we made him our beer bitch" What is the definition of "beer bitch"?


beer bitch

Context: she's the hottest beer bitch in town

the official job title of the girl who drives around the golf course trying to sell you beer

Instruction: "she's the hottest beer bitch in town" What is the definition of "beer bitch"?


beer bitch

1) someone who brings you beer in response to a yelling request

Instruction: ""1) "without my beer bitch i would be horribly sober" 2) "if kevin were not such a beer bitch we would not invite him over""" What is the definition of "beer bitch"?


chocolate bobsled

Instruction: "that girl had a hard time cleaning the feces off her breasts after ultimate rookie gave her the chocolate bobsled" What is the definition of "chocolate bobsled"?


hot mo

Context: yo i gave sandy a hot mo last night

it'z wher a guy wit a huge cock pours hot choclate over da bitches tits before pounding her

Instruction: "yo i gave sandy a hot mo last night" What is the definition of "hot mo"?


bizad

Instruction: "marsha greeted henry with an enthusiastic bizad" What is the definition of "bizad"?


conck

Context: dude, sarah was a conck yesterday

Instruction: "dude, sarah was a conck yesterday" What is the definition of "conck"?


blowlarm clock

someone, male or female, who wakes a man up the best way

Instruction: "i was sleepin' like the dead, but i set my blowlarm clock and she cleaned me out" What is the definition of "blowlarm clock"?


atlas boy

one working on america's second best rocket

Instruction: "dave couldn't make the varsity, so he's an atlas boy" What is the definition of "atlas boy"?


nood

a dude, in the [lebowskian] sense, who you would expect to be good at video games but is decidely not

Instruction: "you're cool, but you're really messing with my game stats nood" What is the definition of "nood"?


nood

Context: that drunk girl is getting nood

Instruction: "that drunk girl is getting nood" What is the definition of "nood"?


nood

Context: lets get to nood to drop a load

new objects of desire-nood a great new chain of home furnishing, lifestyle, stores from new zealand

Instruction: "lets get to nood to drop a load" What is the definition of "nood"?


nood

someone who should know what they are doing but ends up being dumber then a nood

Instruction: "jason gornell, the nerd from computer programming class, is really a big nood" What is the definition of "nood"?


nood

Context: you're a bloody nood

[idiot] [freak]  basically a person who is stupid, or someone who stuffed up

Instruction: "you're a bloody nood" What is the definition of "nood"?


nood

Context: nood

Instruction: "nood" What is the definition of "nood"?


nugg fest

"a situation where large quantities of marijuana("nuggs") are being smoked

Instruction: "trey and his boys scored some pot, then went back to his place to have a big nugg fest" What is the definition of "nugg fest"?


bhundi

bhundi means nipple of a woman in oriya, the regional language of the east indian state of odisha

Instruction: "mo balika bandhu ra dudha ku zor re chipidelaru ta bhundi ta'na heigala" What is the definition of "bhundi"?


bhundi

a common term used round here to discribe someone from india, or of similiar back ground, can also be used to cover turbanators

Instruction: "bloody bhundi's driving taxis (nissian with no mot) bhundi shagger" What is the definition of "bhundi"?


arse breath

farts, especially ones that gradually escape as you're walking

Instruction: "jimmy has a terrible case of arse breath today" What is the definition of "arse breath"?


c'coo

a call of willingness to sexually reproduce with one from a similar burrow

Instruction: "jack signals c'coo to females of the brooklyn keaphope area" What is the definition of "c'coo"?


bisi-zzleness

Context: yo, dat nigga got dat bisi-zzleness son

to have excess coolness,to be special and sparky

Instruction: "yo, dat nigga got dat bisi-zzleness son" What is the definition of "bisi-zzleness"?


beat and skeet

when you have sex with someone once and never talk to them again!!!

Instruction: "yo that chick\dude sucked i had to beat and skeet" What is the definition of "beat and skeet"?


beat and skeet

the process by which one masturbates and then ejaculates

Instruction: "i went to the bathroom to beat and skeet" What is the definition of "beat and skeet"?


stole

Instruction: "i stole him after when he started talking trash about mi mama" What is the definition of "stole"?


stole

to attack (usually by punching) someone, usually without warning

Instruction: "that chick was talking shit about me so i went and stole on her ass" What is the definition of "stole"?


stole

Instruction: "ooh, man, i heard derwin stole him and now he got a black eye" What is the definition of "stole"?


stole

Context: nerd 1: you stole my pocket protector

taking something cool you like from somebody else, hoping they're insured

Instruction: "nerd 1: you stole my pocket protector" What is the definition of "stole"?


stole

Context: i stole that from the dictionary

to take another person's property without permission or legal right and without intending to return it

Instruction: "i stole that from the dictionary" What is the definition of "stole"?


stole

Context: yeah, their lives were stole

grammatically incorrect version of stolen

Instruction: "yeah, their lives were stole" What is the definition of "stole"?


stole

Context: he stole my bicycle

Instruction: "he stole my bicycle" What is the definition of "stole"?


genial

Context: he had a genial attitude

Instruction: "he had a genial attitude" What is the definition of "genial"?


awkward palm tree

"a member of the "awkward objects" community of phrases

Instruction: ""my personal favorite "awkward" is the awkward palm tree" What is the definition of "awkward palm tree"?


carriage trade

guys needing a blow job who drop by a queen's place for quick relief at odd hours

Instruction: "sandy had so much carriage trade during the day he had almost quit cruising the strip at night" What is the definition of "carriage trade"?


chpalo

"it's the spanish version of "suck it" it is used to express that you won't do what you are asked to do

Instruction: "mary: can you do my homework? pepito: chpalo" What is the definition of "chpalo"?


feat.

Instruction: ""the greatest song to feature two artists its obviously "under pessure" by queen feat. david bowie" What is the definition of "feat."?


feat.

Instruction: "snoop dogg feat. pharrell - drop it like it's hot" What is the definition of "feat."?


detesticle

the act of wanting to rip off the balls of something that is extremely annoying

Instruction: ""i just wanna detesticle beyonc�'s song "put a ring on it" cuz that shit's annoying" What is the definition of "detesticle"?


bjillion

Instruction: "there must have been a bjillion fucking cops out last night" What is the definition of "bjillion"?


bed bath and beyonce

slang for home goods store [bed bath and beyond] or for r&b pop [diva] [beyonce knowles]

Instruction: "" i need to go to bed bath and beyonce and get a toilet seat" What is the definition of "bed bath and beyonce"?


honey badgering

when you're masterbating and your ejaculation forms a perfect line over the base of your penis, giving it a mohawk

Instruction: "last night i was practicing honey badgering to impress my girlfriend, you know how she loves mohawks" What is the definition of "honey badgering"?


pork fest

Context: the police auction was a pork fest

like a sausage fest, but it is with all sun burned cops

Instruction: "the police auction was a pork fest" What is the definition of "pork fest"?


divina

Instruction: "yo, that girl is so fine she must be a divina" What is the definition of "divina"?


divina

Context: my name is divina and i like to read

Instruction: "my name is divina and i like to read" What is the definition of "divina"?


divina

Context: divina is the best

divina:a fantastic person that takes your breath away with how alike you are, because she loves all the same things you do

Instruction: "divina is the best" What is the definition of "divina"?


divina

Instruction: "yo, that girl is so fine she must be a divina" What is the definition of "divina"?


abubakr

Context: that guy is so abubakr

Instruction: "that guy is so abubakr" What is the definition of "abubakr"?


chewbacca finish

the act of performing the chewbacca noise when you blow your load

Instruction: "after i banged her last night, i decided to cap off the night with a chewbacca finish" What is the definition of "chewbacca finish"?


cunt bag

Instruction: "before having sex, julie inserted her cunt bag" What is the definition of "cunt bag"?


cunt bag

Instruction: "before having sex, julie inserted her cunt bag" What is the definition of "cunt bag"?


bruce juice

bruce lee potion that steve uerkel created for his machine that changes him into different characers (i

Instruction: "steve and carl kicked the bandits' asses thanks to the bruce juice" What is the definition of "bruce juice"?


Context: b00t i crashed into a tree

in l337 speak can also mean the opposite of [w00t], stemming from boo

Instruction: "b00t i crashed into a tree" What is the definition of "b00t"?


manav

a fucking hot muthafucka, with a 9m dick, sexy body and cute face

Instruction: "look at his dick, it looks as if hes pulling a manav" What is the definition of "manav"?


manav

Context: wow, he's turned out to be such a manav

the coolest thing on the planet, any girl would fall for him

Instruction: "wow, he's turned out to be such a manav" What is the definition of "manav"?


manav

Context: what a manav

the act of growing a full on moustache, professor style, before shaving it off and thus demoting yourself to a lower level of cool

Instruction: "what a manav" What is the definition of "manav"?


coryn

short blonde gurl, nice ass, white smile, lesbian, (: i always see her thongs hanging out

Instruction: "coryn makes me hot when she makes out with that other hot gurl in the hall" What is the definition of "coryn"?


girdwood

Context: girdwood has some good weed

a pot smoking tourest town about 35 miles from anchorage alaska

Instruction: "girdwood has some good weed" What is the definition of "girdwood"?


girdwood

Context: hey, let's go ski, in girdwood

the most awesome place to live ever! located at the base of alyeska (ski resort, hotel and day lodge) it is often a popular hangout for tourists in the winter

Instruction: "hey, let's go ski, in girdwood" What is the definition of "girdwood"?


allii

Context: her name must be allii

a beautiful girl you cant stop staring at

Instruction: "her name must be allii" What is the definition of "allii"?


anally inclined

Instruction: "bob liked how katie was anally inclined seeing as he was a closet homosexual" What is the definition of "anally inclined"?


bigmacular

Context: this burger is bigmacular

Instruction: "this burger is bigmacular" What is the definition of "bigmacular"?


open-faced sandwhich

a male-male-female threesome, in which the all three participants lie on top of each other appropriately connected

Instruction: "joe and jane asked me to do a threesome with them, but fuckit, they wanted to do an open-faced sandwhich" What is the definition of "open-faced sandwhich"?


asswhompin'

Context: i'll give you an asswhompin'

a musical note, later turned to a threat

Instruction: "i'll give you an asswhompin'" What is the definition of "asswhompin'"?


aspen shavings

cedar and pine shavings are bad for small mammals

Instruction: "to remember the aspen shavings are the good ones for your animals pen, just think ass-pen" What is the definition of "aspen shavings"?


Context: dewd, that n00b is 3117

Instruction: "dewd, that n00b is 3117" What is the definition of "3117"?


bocha

Instruction: "juan ate some disgusting bocha before he left the forest" What is the definition of "bocha"?


bocha

bocha is an indian abuse used commonly in slums

Instruction: "saale bocha (in local language) = you ass-hole" What is the definition of "bocha"?


bocha

Instruction: "" are you going to bocha before you go [muy-muy]?" What is the definition of "bocha"?


bocha

Instruction: "juan ate some disgusting bocha before he left the forest" What is the definition of "bocha"?


bocha

bocha is an indian abuse used commonly in slums

Instruction: "saale bocha (in local language) = you ass-hole" What is the definition of "bocha"?


bocha

Instruction: "" are you going to bocha before you go [muy-muy]?" What is the definition of "bocha"?


joubled

Context: your mouth is joubled

Instruction: "your mouth is joubled" What is the definition of "joubled"?


fecal blizzard

when things just really really suck and your having a crappy time

Instruction: "dan's world seemed to be one big fecal blizzard" What is the definition of "fecal blizzard"?


carpet burn

what you get around your lips, and sometimes on your face, after eating way too much [hair pie]

Instruction: "i ate donna's wookie patch for two hours, and i got carpet burn on my face" What is the definition of "carpet burn"?


carpet burn

Context: i'm getting carpet burn on my back

a bruise/wound that develops after having intensive sex on a carpet

Instruction: "i'm getting carpet burn on my back" What is the definition of "carpet burn"?


carpet burn

when a man is being spooned by a woman and the man farts on the woman's vagina, making it feel all warm and toasty

Instruction: "i spooned the dj after the party and he gave me such a ferocious carpet burn" What is the definition of "carpet burn"?


carpet burn

"is when you chafe your dick after days/weeks of endless sex

Instruction: "at first i thought i had ripped my dick open after the 20th orgasm, but luckily it was just carpet burn" What is the definition of "carpet burn"?


baby safe

a male that has had a vasectomy to prevent pregnancy

Instruction: "you must be baby safe if you do not want to use a condom" What is the definition of "baby safe"?


crotchsnot

a chic with a nasty vaginitis infection and yeast infection seeping out of her underwear right before you go down on her!

Instruction: "dude i was totally going to go down on that chic until i saw her crotchsnot seeping through her underwear" What is the definition of "crotchsnot"?


anth-dawg

a nickname for one named anthony, typically to label them as a douchebag or a complete tool

Instruction: "anth-dawg completely cock blocked my noodle monger last night homie" What is the definition of "anth-dawg"?


cock deisel

Context: that movie was cock deisel

Instruction: "that movie was cock deisel" What is the definition of "cock deisel"?


cock deisel

Context: yo oh girl booty is cock deisel

Instruction: "yo oh girl booty is cock deisel" What is the definition of "cock deisel"?


bumshuckler

it is my personal word for a bum who lives on the streets and peels corn

Instruction: "look at that bumshuckler over on 3rd avenue" What is the definition of "bumshuckler"?


blastin' the rebel grass

Instruction: "me and jerry were blastin' the rebel grass all weekend, man" What is the definition of "blastin' the rebel grass"?


anthonyed

"to numerously repeat a phrase or joke enough to over use the said phrase or joke

Instruction: "wow maddesi really anthonyed the [herbert] the pervert voice" What is the definition of "anthonyed"?


bockheim

Context: what a bockheim

Instruction: "what a bockheim" What is the definition of "bockheim"?


keller, tx

Context: keller, tx

Instruction: "keller, tx" What is the definition of "keller, tx"?


breatheless dragon

an oral sex act where the receipient (blowee) pinches the nostrils of the giver (blower) resulting in sudden breathelessness and gasps for air

Instruction: "hey man, i was getting head from your sister and to add some excitement i gave her a breatheless dragon" What is the definition of "breatheless dragon"?


blazing saddles

while fornicating with a fine biddy, pour tabasco on your dick and make the bitch ride your cock

Instruction: "i took this chick back to my farmhouse and let her ride my blazing saddles" What is the definition of "blazing saddles"?


big & small

big & small is a tv show for kids it is on treehouse

Instruction: "little boy: hey i love the tv show big & small" What is the definition of "big & small"?


all pirates

Context: school being canceled was all pirates

a phrase meaning really great, perfect for the situation, amazing, superb, brilliant, excellent or anything really good  the opposite of [no pirates]

Instruction: "school being canceled was all pirates" What is the definition of "all pirates"?


back-up bitch

person you invite to go somewhere when your preferred person cannot go

Instruction: "you can't make it? i better call my back-up bitch" What is the definition of "back-up bitch"?


abdelnour

(ab-dell-noor) meaning slave of (abdel) the light(nour)in arabic

Instruction: ""do you know that abdelnour guy? "you mean the trainer dude from the piston's?" "oh damn they are related too?""" What is the definition of "abdelnour"?


Context: im from that houston 713

the areacode for tha one and only h-town texas  the tightest city

Instruction: "im from that houston 713" What is the definition of "713"?


Instruction: "because i represent the seven-one-threeeee, the type of rappers y'all never gon beeeee - lil flipper 713 underground legend" What is the definition of "713"?


Instruction: "yes i ate texmex and got heartburn in that 713" What is the definition of "713"?


used by bitch ass rich people who live near downtown in those million-dollar condos by minute maid park to refer to their prestige

Instruction: "those who live inside the loop in the 713 are cultured and refined" What is the definition of "713"?


in addition to the definitions above, in harry potter and the philosopher's stone the stone was taken by hagrid from vault no

Instruction: ""i'm halfway through the book, i really want to know what was in vault 713" What is the definition of "713"?


black wiener flip

Instruction: "i just did a black wiener flip that 6 set" What is the definition of "black wiener flip"?


book bang

a college party at which girls [get laid] to pay for the cost of their books

Instruction: "let's go pick up some hot chicks at the book bang" What is the definition of "book bang"?


bellyrocketing

intense projectile vomiting, usually resulting from drinking too much alcohol or ipecac

Instruction: "he took twenty tequila shots and now hes bellyrocketing all over my carpet" What is the definition of "bellyrocketing"?


h.a.a.m.f

Context: damnnnn jay's h.a.a.m.f

Instruction: "damnnnn jay's h.a.a.m.f" What is the definition of "h.a.a.m.f"?


adre

Context: she got adre ass

Instruction: "she got adre ass" What is the definition of "adre"?


chunky soup

the act of trying to give someone a [brown clown] but instead having diarrhea, resulting in covering the receiver's head in liqueous feces

Instruction: "i was trying to give bob a [brown clown], but all that came out was chunky soup" What is the definition of "chunky soup"?


chunky soup

semen that is thick and yellow with a strong musky odor

Instruction: "my girlfriend insists that i wear a condom, because i cum chunky soup" What is the definition of "chunky soup"?


chin bouncer

a person who takes shots to the chin with testicles

Instruction: "look at that motherfucking chin bouncer forcing johnny to bang his face again" What is the definition of "chin bouncer"?


ice berg

a big booty white chick that looks good as hell when you are hitting from behind

Instruction: ""when doing doggy style "damn baby give me that ice berg (big white ass)""" What is the definition of "ice berg"?


cheesy riders

to disrespect a los angeles gang/click ersx13 eazyriders 13

Instruction: ""yo there go them cheesy riders  "damn homie, i caught a cheesy rider slippin yesterday"  "" What is the definition of "cheesy riders"?


jurfik

an emotional feeling of frustration mixed with confusion

Instruction: "all these new aged words make me feel so jurfik" What is the definition of "jurfik"?


b'lair roed

Instruction: "hon, come oen doen 'n' see ol' scotty here on b'lair roed" What is the definition of "b'lair roed"?


casey anthony

Context: guy: casey anthony was found not guilty

a woman who got away with murdering her child

Instruction: "guy: casey anthony was found not guilty" What is the definition of "casey anthony"?


casey anthony

verb - doing something wrong, then getting away with it unpunished

Instruction: "man a: did you hear about jake stealing that car? man b: hell yea, he pulled a casey anthony on that ass man a: wtf man b: too soon?" What is the definition of "casey anthony"?


casey anthony

Context: casey anthony was found not guilty

"a "mother" that got away with murdering her 2 year old daughter, caylee

Instruction: "casey anthony was found not guilty" What is the definition of "casey anthony"?


casey anthony

Instruction: "you're such a casey anthony - i can't believe a word that comes out of your mouth" What is the definition of "casey anthony"?


a bio gay reacter

a guy who turns on another guy by making sexual comments touching body parts or looking at you

Instruction: "allen : hey buddy wanna fuck  tim: ?uhhh? allen: suck my big dick ima cum in your mouth (touching himself) tim: (turned on) (allen is a bio gay reacter or bgr)" What is the definition of "a bio gay reacter"?


ashraf marwan

Context: ashraf marwan was a spy for egypt

Instruction: "ashraf marwan was a spy for egypt" What is the definition of "ashraf marwan"?


football bat

used to describe a situation or something that has happened that is completely wrong or fucked up

Instruction: ""when jason used pumice soap to jack off, jill walked in and exclaimed, "that's about as fucked up as a football bat you bad mamma jamma" What is the definition of "football bat"?


football bat

"when something is totally supery-dupery gay, you can say that it's "as queer as a football bat

Instruction: "i'm thinking of switching to facebook 'cuz micepace is getting gayer than a football bat" What is the definition of "football bat"?


football bat

Instruction: "did you see how bruce was dancing?  that guy is as queer as a football bat" What is the definition of "football bat"?


football bat

Context: that bitch was hit with a football bat

something really big, covers alot of space

Instruction: "that bitch was hit with a football bat" What is the definition of "football bat"?


cooter canyon

Instruction: "that fat bitch on the maury show has a freakin' cooter canyon" What is the definition of "cooter canyon"?


donkeying around

Context: please stop donkeying around

a person behaving like a donkey, making donkey noises or just a person that is generally being a senseless human

Instruction: "please stop donkeying around" What is the definition of "donkeying around"?


blue french horn

"the act of ruining a perfectly good tv show with a terrible "twist" during the series finale

Instruction: ""man, i used to love that show, but the series finale was such a blue french horn" What is the definition of "blue french horn"?


boombonics

"the speech of boomhauer of [king of the hill], which is rapid and intelligible (except to residents of arlen, texas)

Instruction: "they must all speak boombonics in lufkin" What is the definition of "boombonics"?


boombonics

"the speech of boomhauer of [king of the hill], which is rapid and intelligible (except to residents of arlen, texas)

Instruction: "they must all speak boombonics in lufkin" What is the definition of "boombonics"?


alabama barbecue

when one defecates on the rocks in a [sauna]

Instruction: "kyle: did you go to the alabama barbecue yesterday in the locker room?  john: yea man, it sucked" What is the definition of "alabama barbecue"?


comment blocked

1) a way to keep your opinion to yourself but show negative energy

Instruction: "1) guy: hey honey, what do you think of these short shorts?  girl: hiccup  guy: are you ok?  girl: yeah i'm fine lol i comment blocked myself" What is the definition of "comment blocked"?


checkerhead

Context: damn, look at that checkerhead

Instruction: "damn, look at that checkerhead" What is the definition of "checkerhead"?


wowzers

Context: wowzers

Instruction: "wowzers" What is the definition of "wowzers"?


wowzers

Instruction: "wowzers look at that girls ass  zach: hey look everyone im so smart i got an a+++++++ aj: wowzers ur gay" What is the definition of "wowzers"?


chapping my ass

an action referring to the present tense in which you are currently making your asshole raw, red and chaffed

Instruction: ""(on the phone) "hey buddy, yeah we're all out of the double quilted extra-soft toilet paper, i'm chapping my ass right now with some discount sand-paper bull-shit" What is the definition of "chapping my ass"?


beamer the size of china

you get a big red face and cheesy grin when you realise you have accomplished something amazing

Instruction: "boy 1:- * throws buckfast bottle into bin 30 yards*  boy2 :-aww whit you've got a beamer the size of china" What is the definition of "beamer the size of china"?


assalamu alaikum

Context: malcolm x: assalamu alaikum

"greeting for muslims meaning "peace be on u""

Instruction: "malcolm x: assalamu alaikum" What is the definition of "assalamu alaikum"?


canyon crest academy

canyon crest academy is a public high school within the san dieguito union high school district that serves grades 9-12

Instruction: "canyon crest academy students work hard and play hard" What is the definition of "canyon crest academy"?


canyon crest academy

"secret zombie research labaratory in which mad scientists teach biology and manage to defy the laws of physics by burning coffee

Instruction: " chris redfield: dude where are all these zombies coming from????  leon: i think the source is canyon crest academy" What is the definition of "canyon crest academy"?


poleese

Instruction: "brad: so why weren't you at my party yesterday?  joe: yo dude, i was on my, like, way and then the poleese like, totally stopped me" What is the definition of "poleese"?


a nickle and four pennies

Instruction: ""guy 1: "damn, that bitch is a [dime] guy 2: "nah man, more like a nickle and four pennies" What is the definition of "a nickle and four pennies"?


blumpkolache

the act of removing the sausage from a kolache and replacing it with your poo

Instruction: "i went to the bakers the other day and she threw in a blumpkolache for free" What is the definition of "blumpkolache"?


black shirt

an article of clothing that makes the wearer look extremely attractive

Instruction: "you should never wear that black shirt again; it makes you look too hot" What is the definition of "black shirt"?


black shirt

an article of clothing that makes the wearer look extremely attractive

Instruction: "you should never wear that black shirt again; it makes you look too hot" What is the definition of "black shirt"?


ash williams

"the anti hero in the evil dead trilogy, made famous by bruce campbell

Instruction: "are you with team edward or team jacob, im with team ash williams cause he could destroy both of them" What is the definition of "ash williams"?


doozlederry

Instruction: "james just shat on the dog, what a fuckin' doozlederry" What is the definition of "doozlederry"?


doggybah

Instruction: "a cat meows, a dog barks, and a doggybah goes: arfaaaahh" What is the definition of "doggybah"?


eat dummy

Context: eat dummy

eat dummy is the new more discreet way for a lady to say eat her vagina

Instruction: "eat dummy" What is the definition of "eat dummy"?


andrew galvin

Instruction: "man i wish i had someone like andrew galvin as my boyfriend" What is the definition of "andrew galvin"?


babidi

"the creator of [majin buu], and [babidi]'s father

Instruction: "babidi was killed by majin buu after he fought [goku]" What is the definition of "babidi"?


babidi

little cockroach-like bad guy on [dragon ball z]

Instruction: "the new boy in my gym class looks like babidi" What is the definition of "babidi"?


babidi

Context: that dude looks like a babidi

"the main charachter of a gay pr0n movie that is often a cause of an "erechion"  see also [word]erechion[/word]"

Instruction: "that dude looks like a babidi" What is the definition of "babidi"?


chezman

a person who does dogs and men at the same time

Instruction: "that chezman loves doing milly in her sweet spot, while recieving it off a man" What is the definition of "chezman"?


chezman

Context: they saw chezman coming

1) to pay more for goods 2) to be conned or overcharged 3) lack of buying skills

Instruction: "they saw chezman coming" What is the definition of "chezman"?


csomf

Context: alex morgan, csomf

Instruction: "alex morgan, csomf" What is the definition of "csomf"?


#believeinsherlock

an online movement loosely based on tumblr, started by the fandom of bbc's tv series, sherlock

Instruction: ""did you see that #believeinsherlock poster? i know" What is the definition of "#believeinsherlock"?


furky

Context: "what the furky?  "you mother furky

"an insult derived from the song made by an amature band in flagstaff, the songs name is, "tofurky

Instruction: ""what the furky?  "you mother furky" What is the definition of "furky"?


grill up

Instruction: "paul: i gotto grill up befor my date with this fiiine betch" What is the definition of "grill up"?


ferrit

Context: "that ferrit website is so annoying

an overrated overadvertised [website] which is only designed to make people buy [expensive] [crap] they don't want

Instruction: ""that ferrit website is so annoying" What is the definition of "ferrit"?


ferrit

Context: awwwwww ferrit

a cute cuddly critter, that has sharp teeth and is protective of his territory

Instruction: "awwwwww ferrit" What is the definition of "ferrit"?


watermelon lean

a variation of the drug known as [purple drank], [sizzurp], or [lean]

Instruction: "trayvon would mix his arizona watermelon fruit juice cocktail and skittles with robitussin maximum strength cough syrup to make watermelon lean" What is the definition of "watermelon lean"?


g bunny

"referred to lots of female ravers, particularly ones that take the drug "ghb"

Instruction: "that girl i screwed last night was a dead sexy g bunny" What is the definition of "g bunny"?


free-timer

like a part-timer or a full-timer, but one major difference, a free-timer has no job

Instruction: "kaatisu: so, what do you do during the week?  girl in club: oh, im a free-timer" What is the definition of "free-timer"?


free-timer

a person who becomes suddenly rich, via the lottery, casino, etc

Instruction: ""bob: "hey where you goin'?"  joe: "fuck this place i'm a free-timer now, i hit the powerball baby" What is the definition of "free-timer"?


free-timer

a person who becomes suddenly rich, via the lottery, casino, etc

Instruction: ""bob:  "hey where you goin'?"  joe:  "fuck this place i'm a free-timer now, i hit the powerball baby" What is the definition of "free-timer"?


dirty hancock

receiving a handjob from a homeless vagrant

Instruction: "kurt went and worked the soup kitchen last night, ended up getting a dirty hancock in the alley" What is the definition of "dirty hancock"?


having ass

eating ass for breakfast lunch and dinner

Instruction: "i saw john having ass today with that kelly girl in the janitors closet" What is the definition of "having ass"?


shabangbang

Context: 1) look at his huge shabangbang

Instruction: "1) look at his huge shabangbang" What is the definition of "shabangbang"?


shabangbang

Instruction: "baby, let me put my shaboingboing in your wet shabangbang now" What is the definition of "shabangbang"?


shabangbang

Instruction: "yolacka shabangbang & malacka shabangbang sameera & romina" What is the definition of "shabangbang"?


one direction

a uk boyband that makes girls all over the world sexually frustrated and angry

Instruction: "louis tomlinson one direction harry styles niall horan liam payne zayn malik" What is the definition of "one direction"?


one direction

a boy band in this year's (2010) x-factor, put together by simon cowell

Instruction: "leila: who are you voting for tthis saturday on x-factor?  francesca: one direction of course" What is the definition of "one direction"?


one direction

Instruction: "me: mom, can i have one direction for christmas?" What is the definition of "one direction"?


one direction

a boy band that has taken over the the minds of stupid teenage girls that have squealing problems

Instruction: "random fangirl:oh em geee one direction is leik sooo hawwwtt i love them they are gods and i love them soo much  me:come on,they aren't that great" What is the definition of "one direction"?


one direction

Instruction: "girl 1: i think i've got one direction infection" What is the definition of "one direction"?


aridea

an idea, either fabulous or not, originating from the mind of ari, most likely going nowhere, because ari is never motivated enough to do anything she says she will do

Instruction: "ari said she'd make you a website? sounds to me like another aridea that'll never happen" What is the definition of "aridea"?


deer meat

a girl who is ugly or looks like a duck!!!

Instruction: "shae thinks she is a 5 star chick but she is a [duck] or she is deer meat" What is the definition of "deer meat"?


bipoler

Context: dude have you done the bipoler yet

when two gay males penetrate eachother at the same time! one dick in the others ass at the same time! two poles!

Instruction: "dude have you done the bipoler yet" What is the definition of "bipoler"?


brimming

repeatedly filling an orifice to the brim with penis

Instruction: "i was totally brimming my girlfriend last night" What is the definition of "brimming"?


photobomber

Context: damn that photobomber for messin my pic

often intoxicated dude that works his way stealthily into your photographs, completely ruining another potentially awesome picture pf girls making out

Instruction: "damn that photobomber for messin my pic" What is the definition of "photobomber"?


photobomber

Context: greg is photobomber

person who likes photobombing other people a lot (more than once a week)

Instruction: "greg is photobomber" What is the definition of "photobomber"?


batecat

Context: errr, ya batecat

quite simple, someone who is uber-1337 at being blatent

Instruction: "errr, ya batecat" What is the definition of "batecat"?


catch you on the flip

Instruction: ""hey, i'm taking off, catch you on the flip" What is the definition of "catch you on the flip"?


cunting mcgoo

a pseudonym used to describe a person's aloof and/or unaware [love interest]

Instruction: "jesus, jon won't shut up about his new cunting mcgoo for some reason, and it's getting annoying" What is the definition of "cunting mcgoo"?


burger sweats

to sweat after ingesting a large burger or fast food

Instruction: "after having in and out i have a bad case of the burger sweats" What is the definition of "burger sweats"?


ass pigeon

someone who is extremly annoying or a complete idiot  can also refer to a group of people who are lazy

Instruction: "hey man whats up nothing much just being lazy  you ass pigeon" What is the definition of "ass pigeon"?


etla

Context: etla is an etla

(acronym) extended three letter acronym, that is a four letter acronym

Instruction: "etla is an etla" What is the definition of "etla"?


matti

Instruction: "wow, that guy is a noob, he's like matti, and matti is a noob" What is the definition of "matti"?


aids face

a popular insult that, disturbingly, has nothing to do with the sti

Instruction: "person 1: you are an aids face person 2: but i'm a virgin" What is the definition of "aids face"?


dune's poon

"a crusty poon owned by the infamous "dune" who is the gatekeeper of her domain

Instruction: "tyreece's friday night plans included a quick stop at the seven eleven for a big gulp followed by an enexpected encounter with dune's poon" What is the definition of "dune's poon"?


alidumb

Context: man you are being alidumb

to be innocently ignorant in a way that is hilarious beyond all compare

Instruction: "man you are being alidumb" What is the definition of "alidumb"?


break a sweat

when you win or get something effortlessly

Instruction: "lakers didn't have to break a sweat to beat their opponent" What is the definition of "break a sweat"?


al fresco sex

having intercourse in the outdoors, usually the woods or a park at night

Instruction: "alexis and brett were itching to have al fresco sex underneath the full moon on their anniversary" What is the definition of "al fresco sex"?


janoskian

a janoskian is a sex move where a male receives four dicks in his anus at once

Instruction: "that guy is so loose he can get a janoskian" What is the definition of "janoskian"?


janoskian

a group of people who try to be funny but arent

Instruction: "oh tom that was not funny your a janoskian" What is the definition of "janoskian"?


blasaner

insane about talking bla-talking saner-insane thus blasaner a blasaner cannot stop talking no matter what

Instruction: "carly wont stop talking about her new boyfriend,she is such a blasaner" What is the definition of "blasaner"?


attracted

two objects, or persons being drawn to the other based on a variety of physical, emotional and mental connection

Instruction: ""genesis was attracted to william from the first day she met him" What is the definition of "attracted"?


jizz kitty

after blowing your load in a girl, you go down on her and lap up your semen

Instruction: "after shooting my load in chrissy, i went down her and became her jizz kitty" What is the definition of "jizz kitty"?


betty swollocks

Context: betty swollocks

betty swollocks is a spoonerism derived from sweaty bollocks

Instruction: "betty swollocks" What is the definition of "betty swollocks"?


betty swollocks

Context: argh, betty swollocks

Instruction: "argh, betty swollocks" What is the definition of "betty swollocks"?


betty swollocks

Context: damn, i've got betty swollocks tonight

Instruction: "damn, i've got betty swollocks tonight" What is the definition of "betty swollocks"?


children of bodem

it's children of bodom you ignorant asshole

Instruction: "everyone who thinks it is children of bodem probably downloads the music from some other ignorant asshole who cant pronaunce children of bodom" What is the definition of "children of bodem"?


lesbian sister

Context: i fucking hate my lesbian sister

a female sibling who is acustomed to liking women

Instruction: "i fucking hate my lesbian sister" What is the definition of "lesbian sister"?


celebritities

Instruction: "omg this magazine has the best celebritities" What is the definition of "celebritities"?


red carpet

Instruction: "he thinks he's getting inside? please, bonnie's red carpet is vip only" What is the definition of "red carpet"?


red carpet

Context: i was eating red carpet last night

Instruction: "i was eating red carpet last night" What is the definition of "red carpet"?


red carpet

"when a womans pubic hair is styled in a [brazillian], but has had the rather embarrasing mishap of starting her period

Instruction: "james:so, you get anywhere with megan last night? jamie:nearly, but i took off her thong and she had a red carpet" What is the definition of "red carpet"?


red carpet

Context: she is definitely red carpet

an extremely good looking woman that you would take to the most important functions

Instruction: "she is definitely red carpet" What is the definition of "red carpet"?


red carpet

when you eat so much red velvet cake you get crimson colored diarrhea and drag your anus across your so's chest

Instruction: ""did you hookup with stacy last night?  "yeah, i gave her a red carpet" What is the definition of "red carpet"?


beef flume

Context: your mom is a beef flume

what adam corrola likes to call a vagina

Instruction: "your mom is a beef flume" What is the definition of "beef flume"?


big job

a term used to describe a high-ranking and/or well-paid employment position

Instruction: "mavis finished university and got a big job working for the government" What is the definition of "big job"?


big job

Context: fluctuator beat landstill? big job

an [mtg] phrase that used to be used when something highly improbable happened

Instruction: "fluctuator beat landstill? big job" What is the definition of "big job"?


candy bagging

"the act of a male wearing a thong "g-string" backwards"

Instruction: "check out jim, he's totally candy bagging it by the hot tub" What is the definition of "candy bagging"?


bindi van

this is a vehicle that carries terrorist around with a suitcase nuke looking for a target

Instruction: "i saw three guys in a bindi van pull away" What is the definition of "bindi van"?


ass blaster

a huge fart that is so powerful, it hurts as soon as it leaves the cheeks

Instruction: "john just let an ass blaster that cleared the whole room" What is the definition of "ass blaster"?


ass blaster

Instruction: ""how was your food, dean? didn't you have the double-bean burritos with the extra guacamole sauce and peppers?  "yes, and it was a real ass blaster" What is the definition of "ass blaster"?


ass blaster

Instruction: "yo thug, ima be ass blaster certified tonight" What is the definition of "ass blaster"?


dtwaf

Context: dtwaf and die

Instruction: "dtwaf and die" What is the definition of "dtwaf"?


betuce

Instruction: "she was being an absolute betuce when she kept asking me the same question over and over again" What is the definition of "betuce"?


boobige

Instruction: "her boobige was so out there i almost went blind" What is the definition of "boobige"?


aussie animal cards

"the awesomest flippin set of cards since yugioh and pokemon

Instruction: "jesus man i just went and spent $2000 at woolworths and got 200 packs of aussie animal cards and a binder" What is the definition of "aussie animal cards"?


sugarcode

to enhance a piece of technology or programming source look and operate better

Instruction: "make sure you sugarcode your website before publishing it" What is the definition of "sugarcode"?


sugarcode

Instruction: "person 1 - i dont like it when people sugarcode things  person 2 - i dont like stupid people" What is the definition of "sugarcode"?


barr haven

a very white suburb of ottawa where there is nothing to do but smoke a lot of pot and do other drugs

Instruction: "hey look at that kid smoking pot, he must be from barr haven" What is the definition of "barr haven"?


barr haven

a very white suburb of ottawa where there is nothing to do but smoke a lot of pot and do other drugs

Instruction: "hey look at that kid smoking pot, he must be from barr haven" What is the definition of "barr haven"?


azing

Context: omgsh daniels azing

Instruction: "omgsh daniels azing" What is the definition of "azing"?


mamnoon hussain

we are sorry but the definition of this word is mamnoon hussain

Instruction: "hey, the malaysian flight mh370 just went mamnoon hussain" What is the definition of "mamnoon hussain"?


blow raspberry

when you blow directly on someone's bare skin resulting in a tickling sensation for the other person and makes a 'farting' sound, usually done on ones stomache

Instruction: "i gave my boyfriend a blow raspberry the other day and then we just started tickling eachother" What is the definition of "blow raspberry"?


auditory rape

Context: i was a victim of auditory rape

be forced to listen to something you don't want to hear

Instruction: "i was a victim of auditory rape" What is the definition of "auditory rape"?


benzita

Instruction: "check out the fly benzita roll'in by in the s-class" What is the definition of "benzita"?


banging on the door

when you've got a [shit] that's raring to go and you've got little chance of making it stop

Instruction: "aw, com'on mate, we have to find a loo, this shit's really banging on the door" What is the definition of "banging on the door"?


crack attack

when a [basehead] goes through withdrawal and loses his or her shit

Instruction: "did you see the dmx show? dude had a crack attack right up on stage" What is the definition of "crack attack"?


crack attack

when your underwear are riding up your butt!

Instruction: "oh my god man, i'm having a major crack attack" What is the definition of "crack attack"?


80's lady

Context: scott's mom is a total 80's lady

a woman who had her best years in the 1980's and can't get past it

Instruction: "scott's mom is a total 80's lady" What is the definition of "80's lady"?


anorextion

Context: tony got an anorextion in ms

Instruction: "tony got an anorextion in ms" What is the definition of "anorextion"?


emo pictures

what tweleve year old shits take of themselves when the girl at the lunch table refused to acknowledge him (ten points to girl)

Instruction: " dude a: [dude], some little shit with emo pictures of herself asked to be my friend on ms" What is the definition of "emo pictures"?


formidable

Context: that is a formidable prospect

Instruction: "that is a formidable prospect" What is the definition of "formidable"?


loltastic

Instruction: "dude taht roflcopter was pretty loltastic" What is the definition of "loltastic"?


loltastic

state of laughing out loud about something which could/ did contain humor/fun

Instruction: ""remember when we built a snowman out of snow? "yea that was loltastic" What is the definition of "loltastic"?


loltastic

Instruction: "dude taht roflcopter was pretty loltastic" What is the definition of "loltastic"?


afro crouch

when a girl has an alot of pubes and it looks like an afro

Instruction: "just look at lisa filo's head, she must have an afro crouch" What is the definition of "afro crouch"?


diagas

Context: you are so diagas

Instruction: "you are so diagas" What is the definition of "diagas"?


diagas

Context: "the diagas murderer struck again

diagas die-a-ges   a person with very strong words towards others

Instruction: ""the diagas murderer struck again" What is the definition of "diagas"?


axc

art-core hardcore, artsy type of teenagers passionate music, painting, sculpting, writing and any kind of art deep type, usually also into philosophy

Instruction: "that kid that listens to hardcore music and loves to paint is so axc  this poem is very axc" What is the definition of "axc"?


gangerdoppel

Context: sarah is my gangerdoppel

Instruction: "sarah is my gangerdoppel" What is the definition of "gangerdoppel"?


bo�le ch�ffed

-there is no real definition for the bo�le ch�ffed, its more of an idea, it is a gentleman's game played only by a worthy few

Instruction: "- bo�le ch�ffed - dude get the fuck in the bo�le ch�ffed - get in the bo�le ch�ffed" What is the definition of "bo�le ch�ffed"?


hurtlocker

Context: he almost put carlin in the hurtlocker

the act of farting into a girl's vagina to set up a queef for when their boyfriend comes around later

Instruction: "he almost put carlin in the hurtlocker" What is the definition of "hurtlocker"?


blue mountain

scary logo from paramount used from 1975-87

Instruction: "the blue mountain is at the end of happy days on wgn" What is the definition of "blue mountain"?


blue mountain

scary logo from paramount used from 1975-87

Instruction: "the blue mountain is at the end of happy days" What is the definition of "blue mountain"?


andranik .s

Context: dude did you see andranik .s camaro

an awesome guy who is super athletic and loves cars

Instruction: "dude did you see andranik .s camaro" What is the definition of "andranik .s"?


brown carded

when a person does not wash their hands after taking a dump they receive a brown card

Instruction: "brent got brown carded because he is a disgusting douche bag and didn't wash after laying an offering to the porcelain god" What is the definition of "brown carded"?


billy vest

calico vest made from the hair of a billy goat

Instruction: "did you see that beautiful toothless woman with her billy vest on? yeah man, i saw her" What is the definition of "billy vest"?


aquadang

Context: that guy must have aquadang

aquadang (verb): the ability to bounce and do equally amazing things whilst under the influence of alcohol

Instruction: "that guy must have aquadang" What is the definition of "aquadang"?


rupid

Instruction: "yo' one rupid playa wit dat thingy, dood" What is the definition of "rupid"?


barack-blocking

political cock-blocking, especially by republicans

Instruction: "dude, i hear that obama wants to legalize weed, but the republicans are barack-blocking him" What is the definition of "barack-blocking"?


douche 'do

"hairstyle that is formed by using too much gel in order to spike hair up completely, or just the front end of the hair, forming the signature "faux hawk""

Instruction: "jesus joel, you dyed your douche 'do blonde? that doesn't help your reputation as an asshole" What is the definition of "douche 'do"?


urban nigga

Context: bryan: my urban nigga

urban nigga - a fellow bro who has your back in the streets

Instruction: "bryan: my urban nigga" What is the definition of "urban nigga"?


bush cat

a fierce creature that has been spotted roaming around the university of florida's campus

Instruction: "" i saw a bush cat in the bushes near library west the other day, i was able to take its picture and save my soul" What is the definition of "bush cat"?


brinsley patch

the patch of fine hair that often accumulates on a man's lower back that hurts when pulled

Instruction: "i gotta swim with a shirt on to cover my brinsley patch" What is the definition of "brinsley patch"?


club foot

when hoes wear ridiculous heels, drink too much, and have more than moderate difficulty walking, usually resulting in unsightly blisters and lacerations to the cankles and feet

Instruction: "poor girl, she ain't been able to walk right since last weekend on account of club foot" What is the definition of "club foot"?