chode toker

a person who sucks a chode or is such an idiot you may wish to accuse them of such

Instruction: "bill is a acting like a real chode toker right now" What is the definition of "chode toker"?


carl to-go

Context: isn't this carl to-go delicious?  mmmmm

giving a sac lunch and a hot carl at the same time

Instruction: "isn't this carl to-go delicious?  mmmmm" What is the definition of "carl to-go"?


elvis pringle

a superfluous flap or nodule of skin on a girl's anus

Instruction: "this porno would be really hot, but her elvis pringle kinda creeps me out" What is the definition of "elvis pringle"?


bca moment

"when a student at bergen county academies does something stereotypical of him/her

Instruction: ""look at steve graphing those "cool graphs", thats such a bca moment" What is the definition of "bca moment"?


bardock

to viciously ram your knee into an enemy's posterior

Instruction: "if you don't shut up, i'm gonna bardock you so hard you'll have to crap standing up" What is the definition of "bardock"?


chew thirty

the time of the day that calls for a fat dip in your lip

Instruction: "john: hey mike what time is it?  mike: it's chew thirty brother" What is the definition of "chew thirty"?


oscar mayer

Instruction: "juvenile says:an oscar mayer is a motha fuckin big ole black wiener that is on fire" What is the definition of "oscar mayer"?


oscar mayer

a small little finger like dick  a small slender penis resembling a hotdog

Instruction: "if you have a small cock a girl may say you have an oscar mayer weiner" What is the definition of "oscar mayer"?


oscar mayer

Instruction: "suck on this oscar mayer before i cut your bitch ass" What is the definition of "oscar mayer"?


bk bj

the act of having giving or recieving a blowjob in a burgerking restaurant

Instruction: "she sucked my dick while i ate my whopper ;) a bk bj" What is the definition of "bk bj"?


bare knuckle boxing

bare knuckle boxing is a slang term for participating in sex without using any protection, resulting in skin on skin contact

Instruction: "hey chandler you really should use a condom bare knuckle boxing can lead to pregnancy" What is the definition of "bare knuckle boxing"?


band-aid it

to temporarily fix something by useing duct tape or some other method

Instruction: "if you don't have time to fix the radiator on your car band-aid it" What is the definition of "band-aid it"?


barnumisation

the process of making a [sucker] out of someone

Instruction: "phishing attacks are attempts at mass barnumisation" What is the definition of "barnumisation"?


balanced breakfast

Context: i gave her a balanced breakfast in bed

when you are doing a girl, and before you finish, you cum in one eye, shit in the other, and dunk your balls in her mouth like eggs

Instruction: "i gave her a balanced breakfast in bed" What is the definition of "balanced breakfast"?


808 bump

the thumping bass drum sound from the roland tr-808 drum machine, a vintage classic

Instruction: "that 808 bump makes you put your hands up" What is the definition of "808 bump"?


808 bump

Context: 808 bump make you put yo hands up

when you bump your beats mega loud broham

Instruction: "808 bump make you put yo hands up" What is the definition of "808 bump"?


burger flipping

to slap one's female genitalia across a partner's face

Instruction: "zarah wanted to try burger flipping on carl, but apparently it's just not his taste" What is the definition of "burger flipping"?


cute pussy

Instruction: "why, that is one cute pussy you have there" What is the definition of "cute pussy"?


tasmanian tigeress

a very old woman who chases old men who are still decades younger than herself

Instruction: "that tasmanian tigeress is mutton dressed up as crocodile" What is the definition of "tasmanian tigeress"?


clopped

Instruction: "bro 1: dude last night i totally clopped that chick last night bro 2: shit man thats awesome" What is the definition of "clopped"?


aether mod

Context: the aether mod rocks

Instruction: "the aether mod rocks" What is the definition of "aether mod"?


derren brown

a very charming, clever and rather handsome fellow from croydon who is very good at bending people's minds

Instruction: "you: hello - how are you today? me: hello - derren brown is currently bending my mind and it feels very pleasant indeed, thankyou very much" What is the definition of "derren brown"?


derren brown

patron saint of corduroy and frock coats

Instruction: "you're about as twisted as that derren brown forum" What is the definition of "derren brown"?


derren brown

is a unique force in the world of illusion - he can seemingly predict and control human behaviour

Instruction: "derren brown trick of the mind - every monday e4 10:30 and repeated channel 4 10:30 fridays" What is the definition of "derren brown"?


derren brown

marvellous, somewhat cryptic yet challenging man

Instruction: "isn't that derren brown marvellous? why yes, i believe you're right" What is the definition of "derren brown"?


derren brown

an enchanting and bewitching young man with his own television show

Instruction: "obviously another derren brown- well, he is ludicrously tasty  oh, i love the derren brown" What is the definition of "derren brown"?


derren brown

mind controlling suave suited man from croyden who tried to shoot himself in the head

Instruction: "you're looking  bit derren brown today in those gay shoes" What is the definition of "derren brown"?


derren brown

Instruction: "if you don't attempt to make any friends and quit that nerdy magic stuff you'll end up just like derren brown" What is the definition of "derren brown"?


heather washer

Context: whoa, check out heather washer

probably the most stunning girl you will ever come in contact with

Instruction: "whoa, check out heather washer" What is the definition of "heather washer"?


cat fucker

Instruction: "hey you cat fucker  ryan cranny from michigan" What is the definition of "cat fucker"?


cat fucker

Instruction: "that guy over there in the corner eating his hoagie is a cat fucker" What is the definition of "cat fucker"?


cat fucker

Instruction: "-izaac wanked on his cat making him a cat fucker" What is the definition of "cat fucker"?


artey

Context: pikachan: artey go to

he is a former thief who wears goggles on his forehead, wields two knifes, and frequents the channel #earthbound

Instruction: "pikachan: artey go to" What is the definition of "artey"?


chain of strength

Context: chain of strength fucking rules

Instruction: "chain of strength fucking rules" What is the definition of "chain of strength"?


butterbowl

a vagina, especially in reference to digital insertion

Instruction: "billy got detention for sticking his finger in the teacher's butterbowl" What is the definition of "butterbowl"?


bone bone

Context: i fucked a girl using a bone bone

fuck a girl with your underwear on (cotton condom)

Instruction: "i fucked a girl using a bone bone" What is the definition of "bone bone"?


bone bone

Context: me and sally used a bone bone

when a guy lays down with his underwear on and has a girl ontop of her (sort of like a cotton condom)

Instruction: "me and sally used a bone bone" What is the definition of "bone bone"?


di que

a slang created by the afro-caribbeans of the republic of panama

Instruction: ""i was reading the screen di que ,"sweetie/honeeey," who told you this slang originated in the dominican republic??? false" What is the definition of "di que"?


bosch power dook

a bosch power dook is when you have to take a shit really bad at the end of a long day

Instruction: "oh man, look at him, he's getting ready to leave and do a bosch power dook" What is the definition of "bosch power dook"?


bouffon

Context: quel bouffon

Instruction: "quel bouffon" What is the definition of "bouffon"?


bouffon

Context: t'es vraiment un gros bouffon

Instruction: "t'es vraiment un gros bouffon" What is the definition of "bouffon"?


be tha bomb

Instruction: "-yo i's the bomb f00 -i's gets thats -i's be tha bomb also -yessir" What is the definition of "be tha bomb"?


al caponed

Context: he got al caponed by my grenade

Instruction: "he got al caponed by my grenade" What is the definition of "al caponed"?


al caponed

Instruction: "steve was al caponed when he found out that, no, you really shouldn't bring a knife to a gunfight" What is the definition of "al caponed"?


al caponed

Context: he got al caponed by my grenade

Instruction: "he got al caponed by my grenade" What is the definition of "al caponed"?


al caponed

Instruction: "steve was al caponed when he found out that, no, you really shouldn't bring a knife to a gunfight" What is the definition of "al caponed"?


dem apples

Context: i have diarrhea out of dem apples

Instruction: "i have diarrhea out of dem apples" What is the definition of "dem apples"?


cookie nukie

when a group of guys masterbate together and ejaculate on a cookie, the last guy to ejaculate has to eat the cookie

Instruction: "dan lost to cookie nukie last night and ate that nasty cookie with a smile" What is the definition of "cookie nukie"?


blowshimselfupdude

Instruction: "eric pulled a blowshimselfupdude after the marijuana discussion" What is the definition of "blowshimselfupdude"?


dastard

Instruction: "i'm smarter than you so i use big words like dastard to describe myself" What is the definition of "dastard"?


dastard

Context: the manager is such a dastard

an individual who performs dastardly acts such as closing taco bell

Instruction: "the manager is such a dastard" What is the definition of "dastard"?


dastard

Context: you dastard

Instruction: "you dastard" What is the definition of "dastard"?


dastard

Context: yo i listened to some dastard  dastard

dutch band made by some spunx, but it also means das tard  das german for the the tards  the retard

Instruction: "yo i listened to some dastard  dastard" What is the definition of "dastard"?


chuckedaleo

as host, leeaving the server after losing at call of duty so thats other can not keep beating you

Instruction: "leo chuckedaleo after being humiliated at call of duty" What is the definition of "chuckedaleo"?


box o porn

that big stash of xxx rated vhs tapes and dvd's that you keep well hidden from your wife

Instruction: "if my wife ever finds that box o porn in the basement, i'm a dead man" What is the definition of "box o porn"?


box o porn

that big stash of xxx rated vhs tapes and dvd's that you keep well hidden from your wife

Instruction: "if my wife ever finds that box o porn in the basement, i'm a dead man" What is the definition of "box o porn"?


bladipated

Context: i was so fucking bladipated last night

Instruction: "i was so fucking bladipated last night" What is the definition of "bladipated"?


babydolling

the art of maiming a baby doll so that it is offensive and scary for the recipient

Instruction: "i went babydolling last night and those babys were scary shit" What is the definition of "babydolling"?


lid

common terminology used in the 1960's and 1970's in the united states to describe approximately one ounce of marijuana

Instruction: ""(cheech and chong's "up in smoke") let's go score a lid man" What is the definition of "lid"?


lid

Instruction: "i got the impression that he was hiding a lid something under his lid" What is the definition of "lid"?


lid

Context: she's a lid

Instruction: "she's a lid" What is the definition of "lid"?


skypixie

skypixie: a term used by fourteen-year-old atheists who want to troll religious discussions

Instruction: "look at those losers on their knees gibbering away to their skypixie" What is the definition of "skypixie"?


bachow

Context: " bachow

Instruction: "" bachow" What is the definition of "bachow"?


katia

you will never win an argument with katia

Instruction: "katia is the greatest friend in the whole world" What is the definition of "katia"?


katia

Context: oh girl, she must be a katia

Instruction: "oh girl, she must be a katia" What is the definition of "katia"?


katia

a wild, kinky, fun, and sexy chick, who likes to make porn flicks and likes to strip dance

Instruction: ""guy1: "who's that in the porn video you are watching?"  guy2: "man, you'd else would that be? it's katia" What is the definition of "katia"?


big bang

Context: i'm obssessed to big bang right now

"a korean band, known for their lyircs as well as their flow of music, such as "a fool's tears" and "always"

Instruction: "i'm obssessed to big bang right now" What is the definition of "big bang"?


big bang

Context: big bang rocks

Instruction: "big bang rocks" What is the definition of "big bang"?


big bang

Context: big bang is vip

greatest band ever!!!!!!!!! big bang 4 life

Instruction: "big bang is vip" What is the definition of "big bang"?


big bang

a scientific theory which describes the history of the universe from a time when the universe was roughly 10^-43 seconds old to billions of years into the future

Instruction: "the protons that you see around you today are all a product of the big bang" What is the definition of "big bang"?


braai pack

1) the crown jewels between a mans legs, that throbbs inside the pulsating vulva

Instruction: ""1) laura wasn't very hungry so she just nibbled on the business end of my braai pack" What is the definition of "braai pack"?


cheekboning

the kind of smile you get when talking about someone you like a lot and your cheek bones stick out

Instruction: "have you seen bryan talk about michelle? he's totally cheekboning" What is the definition of "cheekboning"?


cheekboning

the act of receiving fellatio where the penis pokes the inner cheeks

Instruction: "she gave me an enthusiastic blowjob that resulted in some cheekboning" What is the definition of "cheekboning"?


codyjohn

licking peanut butter and jelly out of another man's asscrack

Instruction: "micheal gave kevin a codyjohn last night" What is the definition of "codyjohn"?


embalden

to shave your head when you become self-conscious about your hair loss just because you think it makes you look more manly, when it doesn't!

Instruction: "kent thought people kept looking at his comb-over, so he decided to embalden himself" What is the definition of "embalden"?


bentley college

where you have to walk uphill 15 minutes in the pouring rain or blizzard conditions in a suit becasue you have to make a presentation on some company's financial reports

Instruction: "bentley college has a berut team?  hell yeah, we are national champions" What is the definition of "bentley college"?


bentley college

"where rejects from boston college go, claiming that they would "rather be specialized for business," when really they lack the intelligence to get a well-rounded education

Instruction: ""two guys went to bentley college because they were waitlisted at bc, and now give their friend shit for going to bc because it "isn't even in boston" What is the definition of "bentley college"?


golden frondays

similar to golden fridays (where some employees receive some fridays off), golden frondays are a hybrid which adds the option of taking monday versus friday off

Instruction: "instead of taking a golden friday off work, you can take either a monday or a friday, combining the two to make golden frondays" What is the definition of "golden frondays"?


a spicy one

Context: "hey man, lets roll up a spicy one

a joint rolled with over fifty percent tobacco

Instruction: ""hey man, lets roll up a spicy one" What is the definition of "a spicy one"?


ghetto glamor shot

when you take a pic of your girl on the couch with shitty ass lighting coz you are too fucking poor to pay for an in studio session

Instruction: "dude, i saw the ghetto glamor shot of your girlfriend on facebook" What is the definition of "ghetto glamor shot"?


paid the iron price

the nudity and sex scenes up and coming actors & actresses are required to do in game of thrones before becoming more established

Instruction: "khaleesi paid the iron price so often in season 1, she hardly needs to get naked again for the rest of the show" What is the definition of "paid the iron price"?


bearded wonder

Context: check out that bearded wonder

someone who's hair and beard length are the same

Instruction: "check out that bearded wonder" What is the definition of "bearded wonder"?


cartel music group

"a whack group of "rappers" from calgary, ab with no talent what so ever

Instruction: "cartel music group sure did suck last night at the bar" What is the definition of "cartel music group"?


affelina

affelina is an indian who spends most of his time hunting wild buffalos and complaining to his peers

Instruction: "a buffalo charged affelina who slayed it with his spear, afterwards he whined about how tough the buffalo was" What is the definition of "affelina"?


Instruction: "k-fed: hey babe, wanna get some? you: what the #311 is k-fed doing in my living room?" What is the definition of "#311"?


booze economy

the idea of buying drink that provides the most alcohol for the lowest price

Instruction: "that beer looks quite nice, but wine is way better booze economy" What is the definition of "booze economy"?


flip kick

when you skate but your not good at kickflips, you call it a flip kick

Instruction: "jonny-oh shiz justin landed a kickflip  cris-man, that was a flip kick" What is the definition of "flip kick"?


cum suck

a person who usually enjoys the sucking of the seamen extracted from testicales and/or penus

Instruction: "the prostitute i payed turned out to be a real cum suck" What is the definition of "cum suck"?


cum suck

Context: my homie dustin is a total cum suck

cum sucknor cum or a suck but a person whom enjoys the sucking of ones skeet,juice,jizz,boner milk,and or fizzle my nizzle

Instruction: "my homie dustin is a total cum suck" What is the definition of "cum suck"?


amluid

Context: wow, that is one amluid crowd

a mixture go crazy people ready for anything that comes at them

Instruction: "wow, that is one amluid crowd" What is the definition of "amluid"?


5 down

a phrase that is used mainly in the [great brook valley] section of [worcester] massachusetts which means drug bust or worcester pd

Instruction: "mike: yo i heard joey went into great brook valley and yelled 5 down" What is the definition of "5 down"?


5 down

a phrase that is used mainly in the [great brook valley] section of [worcester] massachusetts which means drug bust or worcester pd

Instruction: "mike: yo i heard joey went into great brook valley and yelled 5 down" What is the definition of "5 down"?


chodeist

Context: nolan is a chodeist

Instruction: "nolan is a chodeist" What is the definition of "chodeist"?


hubstubbed

when a person is denied entry to a major sporting event, concert, etc

Instruction: "i paid twice the ticketmaster price for an nfl game on stubhub, and got hubstubbed when i tried to enter the stadium" What is the definition of "hubstubbed"?


norris

Context: suck my norris

another word for the male genitalia, in other words a penis!!!

Instruction: "suck my norris" What is the definition of "norris"?


norris

Context: way to norris the board game

norris was born and raised in saskatchewan

Instruction: "way to norris the board game" What is the definition of "norris"?


norris

to bail out on plans with family or friends because of completely unrelated matters

Instruction: "my cousin just ate the last slice of pizza so i'm gonna norris out of your bachelor party in vegas" What is the definition of "norris"?


norris

Context: george bush's existence makes me norris

Instruction: "george bush's existence makes me norris" What is the definition of "norris"?


anston

Context: 1)that guy is an anston

Instruction: "1)that guy is an anston" What is the definition of "anston"?


dunderwhelp

Instruction: "he is such a dunderwhelp for trying to take shoplift on xanax" What is the definition of "dunderwhelp"?


argue the toss

Instruction: "i swear, bob, if you badmouth my girlie one more time we're gonna argue the toss in front of your whole family" What is the definition of "argue the toss"?


death nap

"a death nap is a nap where you actually are probably in a coma

Instruction: "i was supposed to study for my final last night but i took a death nap and only had 3 hours left before the test" What is the definition of "death nap"?


death nap

to take a nap for at least 4 hours during the day, usually following a night of debachery, where no outside stimulus is able to wake you up

Instruction: "dude, i partied so hard last night i definitely took a death nap through all my classes today" What is the definition of "death nap"?


tit bit nippley

Instruction: ""eric came in from outside after the cold front passed through the area and exclaimed, "man, it's a tit bit nippley out there" What is the definition of "tit bit nippley"?


dick connoisseur

a title given to any person possessing expert knowledge or training in the field of dick

Instruction: ""that bitch has slept with so many guys, she's gotta be a dick connoisseur" What is the definition of "dick connoisseur"?


adamass

"originating from the term "adam has a nice ass" and can be used to deescribe how "nice, good, sexy, fuckable, lovely, pricless," something is

Instruction: "as an adjective 1: how adamass your adamly ass looks todat 2: carlos barat has adamass hair" What is the definition of "adamass"?


bare-boobed

with one’s boobs exposed by not having anything on to cover them

Instruction: "the porn star enjoys going about bare-boobed" What is the definition of "bare-boobed"?


chochkees

small decorative items often used for decoration, and/or conversation pieces

Instruction: "she had hand-painted bottles, bowls full of glass beads, snowdomes, and other chochkees on the shelves and end tables" What is the definition of "chochkees"?


cocaine nose-job

the act of repairing a [deviated] [septum] by a medical doctor usually caused by having a habit of snorting lots of [cocaine] over a period of time

Instruction: "scottie was doing so much blow, he had to go to the er for a cocaine nose-job" What is the definition of "cocaine nose-job"?


iwyhc

Context: iwyhc on the floor right now

Instruction: "iwyhc on the floor right now" What is the definition of "iwyhc"?


conservanilla

any conservative completely lacking in personality and edge

Instruction: "my boss is a serious conservanilla with his mitt romney sticker on his beige four door ford taurus that he drives while listening to nickleback at full blast" What is the definition of "conservanilla"?


baby kicker

Instruction: "why are you such a baby kicker? i wouldn't let your kids near him, he's a baby kicker" What is the definition of "baby kicker"?


green hill zone

a tropical place with checkerboard with grass on it

Instruction: "- the cake look like the ground from green hill zone" What is the definition of "green hill zone"?


britting

to wake up a guy in the morning with a blow-job  also known as a girl having 'breakfast'

Instruction: "yeah i woke him up in an exciting way 'were you britting him?" What is the definition of "britting"?


britting

to give head to a male in the early morning

Instruction: ""'oooh, look what she's doing with that hotdog' 'she looks like she's britting'  "yeah i woke him up in an exciting way 'were you britting him?""" What is the definition of "britting"?


playcousin

Context: i love ya like a playcousin

Instruction: "i love ya like a playcousin" What is the definition of "playcousin"?


antextipation

the feeling one gets after sending a text message or in anxious anticipation of receiving a text message

Instruction: "i sent this hot babe that i met in a club last night a text, now i'm in total antextipation awaiting a reply" What is the definition of "antextipation"?


jerkfuck

Context: stop being such a jerkfuck

1)to be both a jerk and a fuck at the same time 2)an alternate makeshift insult

Instruction: "stop being such a jerkfuck" What is the definition of "jerkfuck"?


brainbag

brainbag is a carry-case for a laptop computer

Instruction: "my laptop is to heavy to be carried without a brainbag" What is the definition of "brainbag"?


daryl palumbo

Context: daryl palumbo is the shit, ma

frontline lead singer of the best band that possibly ever lived, and lives, glassjaw

Instruction: "daryl palumbo is the shit, ma" What is the definition of "daryl palumbo"?


daryl palumbo

Context: 1- daryl palumbo is hottt

lead singer of glassjaw and head automatica

Instruction: "1- daryl palumbo is hottt" What is the definition of "daryl palumbo"?


lechuga va

"spanish acronym for lettuce go as in "let us go"  le'-choo-gah- vah"

Instruction: "speaker 1: man im tired as hell from being punked by these 1337 haxors online, lechuga va to the movies" What is the definition of "lechuga va"?


clit slip

when you pinch your vulva making the clitoris protrude, and then stick your protruding clitoris into a lesbians vagina

Instruction: "i was all wet and she decided to clit slip me" What is the definition of "clit slip"?


chimbowayuh

Context: your a chimbowayuh

a goof a fiddler someone who consumes the identity of a retard someone who has been been molested by a fat donkey

Instruction: "your a chimbowayuh" What is the definition of "chimbowayuh"?


bowl cut

Context: yo man i got a bowl cut

"shit hair cut, that has no blade on the sides & 1" blade on top

Instruction: "yo man i got a bowl cut" What is the definition of "bowl cut"?


bowl cut

a haircut you can get just because you feel like it, or you wanna look like moe howard

Instruction: "you should do something with that bowl cut of yours" What is the definition of "bowl cut"?


bowl cut

Context: "mike: "check out this guy's bowl cut

Instruction: ""mike: "check out this guy's bowl cut" What is the definition of "bowl cut"?


capt'n pee pee

Instruction: "capt'n pee pee got my entire cd collection" What is the definition of "capt'n pee pee"?


Instruction: "that [jimmy nguyen] tried to sex0r that [dumb bitch], but she preferred [joseph duong]s" What is the definition of "sex0r"?


Context: sex0r her up, f00

Instruction: "sex0r her up, f00" What is the definition of "sex0r"?


Context: i'm going to sex0r you now

to have sexual relation with, or to sex with

Instruction: "i'm going to sex0r you now" What is the definition of "sex0r"?


boquet of mary-jane's flowers

the shit that you buy and smoke the fucking hell out of

Instruction: "kid: mom, i have to run out and get a boquet of mary-jane's flowers" What is the definition of "boquet of mary-jane's flowers"?


jung joon

Context: we get that jung joon away from me

Instruction: "we get that jung joon away from me" What is the definition of "jung joon"?


spider style

when someone is pooping and somebody sits on their lap and poops in the gap between the lower participant's legs

Instruction: "don't go in there, charlie and his gf had chipotle for lunch and they're taking a dump spider style" What is the definition of "spider style"?


fire in the hole

Context: fire in the hole

a warning that you yell out when an explosion is imminent

Instruction: "fire in the hole" What is the definition of "fire in the hole"?


fire in the hole

Instruction: "though most [bottle blonds] will never bleach their lower hair, there is nothing like fire in the hole to know that the girl is real" What is the definition of "fire in the hole"?


fire in the hole

term yelled at the drive thru of a fast food restaurant right before one throws their beverage through the drive-thru window at the minumum wage worker

Instruction: "we were going through the drive-thru of burger king and matt totally [pwnd] the drive thru lady by giving her the fire in the hole" What is the definition of "fire in the hole"?


fire in the hole

Instruction: "bob from accounting let a fire in the hole this morning and i couldn't breathe through my nose until we got to the fifteenth floor" What is the definition of "fire in the hole"?


fire in the hole

after you take a huge shit your butthole still burns for many minutes

Instruction: "friend: dude why are you walking so weird?  you: dude i just got fire in the hole  friend: i am so sorry" What is the definition of "fire in the hole"?


fire in the hole

the act of giving someone anal sex, whilst using hot sauce as a lubrication

Instruction: "that bitch agreed to to let me stick it in her brown eye, but little does she know shes about to get a fire in the hole" What is the definition of "fire in the hole"?


fire in the hole

Context: fire in the hole

a warning that you yell out when an explosion is imminent

Instruction: "fire in the hole" What is the definition of "fire in the hole"?


fire in the hole

Instruction: "though most [bottle blonds] will never bleach their lower hair, there is nothing like fire in the hole to know that the girl is real" What is the definition of "fire in the hole"?


fire in the hole

term yelled at the drive thru of a fast food restaurant right before one throws their beverage through the drive-thru window at the minumum wage worker

Instruction: "we were going through the drive-thru of burger king and matt totally [pwnd] the drive thru lady by giving her the fire in the hole" What is the definition of "fire in the hole"?


fire in the hole

Instruction: "bob from accounting let a fire in the hole this morning and i couldn't breathe through my nose until we got to the fifteenth floor" What is the definition of "fire in the hole"?


fire in the hole

after you take a huge shit your butthole still burns for many minutes

Instruction: "friend: dude why are you walking so weird?  you: dude i just got fire in the hole  friend: i am so sorry" What is the definition of "fire in the hole"?


fire in the hole

the act of giving someone anal sex, whilst using hot sauce as a lubrication

Instruction: "that bitch agreed to to let me stick it in her brown eye, but little does she know shes about to get a fire in the hole" What is the definition of "fire in the hole"?


akmf

Context: dude, you are an akmf

"an acroymn for "ass kicking motherfucker"

Instruction: "dude, you are an akmf" What is the definition of "akmf"?


garrys mod

Context: omg i love garrys mod

a addictive build server, with alot of crap

Instruction: "omg i love garrys mod" What is the definition of "garrys mod"?


garrys mod

Context: g-mod gmod garrys mod hl2

garrys mod is a half-life 2 modification

Instruction: "g-mod gmod garrys mod hl2" What is the definition of "garrys mod"?


sound barrier

the distance from the sound of your maturbation to the point where people could hear it

Instruction: "my door is weak and wooden, so my sound barrier is pretty weak" What is the definition of "sound barrier"?


sound barrier

when you are doing something that makes sound and you don't want other people to know you are doing that activity

Instruction: "when you poop you turn the bathroom fan on to create a sound barrier" What is the definition of "sound barrier"?


bewwy wub

Instruction: "i was so deep up in this chick i gave her a bewwy wub" What is the definition of "bewwy wub"?


aquilla

Context: aquilla

Instruction: "aquilla" What is the definition of "aquilla"?


farfel

this is the name of a dog that jerry seinfeld has to watch for a man he met on a airplane after he falls violently ill

Instruction: "" stop barking farfel "your going to the pound farfel""" What is the definition of "farfel"?


cyberlan

a kick ass cyber cafe based in chattanooga tennessee

Instruction: "hey david, i'm gonna go to the cyberlan tonight" What is the definition of "cyberlan"?


beveragate

Instruction: "i will be there to beveragate with you later on tonight" What is the definition of "beveragate"?


bead bearer

a bead bearer is a person, naturalist, nu metal or surfer who wears wooden beads

Instruction: "nu metal: look, its bill, the bead bearer" What is the definition of "bead bearer"?


bead bearer

Context: look its a bead bearer

sos, in my last bead bearer thingy i said 4inches and 8 inches, i meant 4mm and 8mm

Instruction: "look its a bead bearer" What is the definition of "bead bearer"?


jeneshia

a typical indian girls' name that means god-blessed

Instruction: "wow, that girl acts like every day is the best damn day ever?  idk but her name must be jeneshia" What is the definition of "jeneshia"?


crandy

when you get a blowjob while watching a man fight 500 crayfish to the death

Instruction: "dude he's so lucky he got a crandy for his birthday" What is the definition of "crandy"?


3 f'in

Context: eyo son, yous 3 f'in

Instruction: "eyo son, yous 3 f'in" What is the definition of "3 f'in"?


3 f'in

Context: eyo son, yous 3 f'in

Instruction: "eyo son, yous 3 f'in" What is the definition of "3 f'in"?


gay guessing

"where in the men's restroom when someone is using the toilet you peek through a crack in the stall and say, " guess what? i'm gay"

Instruction: "somebody was gay guessing in the men's room" What is the definition of "gay guessing"?


caffeina

Instruction: "caffeina will grant you the power to stay up past your bedtime painting as long as you don't abuse her" What is the definition of "caffeina"?


a bowl of assholes

Instruction: "man what did you eat? your breath smells like a bowl of assholes" What is the definition of "a bowl of assholes"?


a bowl of assholes

Instruction: "the morning after that party i was feeling like a bowl of assholes" What is the definition of "a bowl of assholes"?


ass beard

Context: i might plat my ass beard

Instruction: "i might plat my ass beard" What is the definition of "ass beard"?


ass beard

Instruction: "whoa dude check out that ass beard over there" What is the definition of "ass beard"?


chewbacca'd

the practice of taking the daily deficate in a highly populated area's bathroom (usually done at work)

Instruction: "that fat bitch chewbacca'd the bathroom again today" What is the definition of "chewbacca'd"?


bespectafuck

to have sex with someone because you think they look intelligent

Instruction: "his intensely intelligent eyes made her want to bespectafuck him" What is the definition of "bespectafuck"?


coon scouts

Instruction: "in coon scouts they teach you different survival tasks like how to hot-wire a chevy and purify some street-grade cocaine into some grade a crack" What is the definition of "coon scouts"?


begarble

Context: you begarble too fucking much

Instruction: "you begarble too fucking much" What is the definition of "begarble"?


bassa

Instruction: "(1) damn son, why you lookin' like a bassa?  (2) he a damn bassa" What is the definition of "bassa"?


born sinner

Context: been a born sinner [since day 1]

that people have been sinning since they were born

Instruction: "been a born sinner [since day 1]" What is the definition of "born sinner"?


bamadam

Context: yo bamadam what you doing?

Instruction: "yo bamadam what you doing?" What is the definition of "bamadam"?


big brothering

the action of monitoring/spying someone in order to retrieve informations about him/her (i

Instruction: "microsoft is big brothering me with its spywares" What is the definition of "big brothering"?


dingwhipper

Context: your a real dingwhipper

Instruction: "your a real dingwhipper" What is the definition of "dingwhipper"?


cedarville

a private baptist university located near dayton, ohio

Instruction: "i want to go to cedarville to help myself grow spiritually" What is the definition of "cedarville"?


cedarville

a prominent christian university in ohio

Instruction: "check that cracker, he's so cedarville he doesn't even know who tupac was" What is the definition of "cedarville"?


cedarville

Instruction: "it is a known fact that cedarville treats its employees like shit and doesnt give a damn about students who dont come from big money" What is the definition of "cedarville"?


floating dough fish

Instruction: "when you are surfing near a sewage outlet and you look over and spot a floating dough fish" What is the definition of "floating dough fish"?


beaver bumping

when two pussies are bumped together in a sexual thrusting motion (with or without a double dildo) in order to gain sexual satisfaction

Instruction: "the bull dykes were caught beaver bumping in the middle of broad daylight" What is the definition of "beaver bumping"?


budge fudger

Context: you are a budge fudger

Instruction: "you are a budge fudger" What is the definition of "budge fudger"?


fratricide

fratricide is when you kill your own brother

Instruction: "cain committed fratricide when he killed his own brother abel in the [book of genesis]" What is the definition of "fratricide"?


coolwa

Instruction: "i just stepped in some coolwa and it's all over my shoe" What is the definition of "coolwa"?


cannonballer

"a well trained road rallyist, who enjoys speeding on the open road

Instruction: "look at that crazy nut on the road, he thinks he's a real cannonballer" What is the definition of "cannonballer"?


cannonballer

used to describe taking a dump with such velocity that your ass is splashed with water, resembling a cannonball hitting the water

Instruction: "i went to the bar last night then ate a quarter-pounder, then birthed a cannonballer this morning" What is the definition of "cannonballer"?


champallenge

champallenge is where you drink a bottle of champagne as fast as possible and try not to spew

Instruction: "that champallenge last night was harder than i thought" What is the definition of "champallenge"?


a.t.m.a.s.a.p

Instruction: "mail: so how are you  hugs from mary a.t.m.a.s.a.p" What is the definition of "a.t.m.a.s.a.p"?


bus it baby

a girl you dont go out with but you keep her around cause the pussy good

Instruction: "lisa is my bus it baby , she called my girl yesterday i got sooo mad" What is the definition of "bus it baby"?


ass phat

Context: hey, ass phat

Instruction: "hey, ass phat" What is the definition of "ass phat"?


are you joking my eyes out?

"are you joking my eyes out??  basically when the statement said is far from believable

Instruction: "boy says: someone just let a ripper off on the bus you say: are you joking my eyes out?" What is the definition of "are you joking my eyes out?"?


changload

Instruction: "hey bro, you down for some changloads outta the roor?  damn i'm so fucked up right now, just took a fatass changload of some trainwreck" What is the definition of "changload"?


bubble wrap

"a wrapping material made of plastic with small, round pockets of air

Instruction: ""i filled my package with bubble wrap so the contents wouldn't break" What is the definition of "bubble wrap"?


bubble wrap

the sound of a red headed womens vagina after being fiddled with for a period of time

Instruction: "wow says austin your vagina sounds like bubble wrap when i was fingering you" What is the definition of "bubble wrap"?


bubble wrap

Context: dude, i wanna pop my bubble wrap

Instruction: "dude, i wanna pop my bubble wrap" What is the definition of "bubble wrap"?


antyways

a slang term for the word anyways but with a slightly happier tone

Instruction: ""guy: "my dog just walked out side" man" "oh i'm sorry, antyways" What is the definition of "antyways"?


bung breeze

Context: dani just let out a huge bung breeze

Instruction: "dani just let out a huge bung breeze" What is the definition of "bung breeze"?


backseat banger

one who loses their virginity or is content having sex in the backseat of a car

Instruction: "i can't believe that backseat banger managed to do it in a mini cooper" What is the definition of "backseat banger"?


cocaine kate

a nickname for kate moss made after she got caught snorting coke on camera

Instruction: "cocaine kate totally got dropped by chanel" What is the definition of "cocaine kate"?


dunlap's disease

"a condition in which the victim's stomach folds over their pants and past their belt

Instruction: ""i developed dunlap's at about 230 lbs  "have you seen bob? hes getting a sever case of dunlap's disease from eating all that fast food all the time" What is the definition of "dunlap's disease"?


the state of mind when you have had so much weed you use letters instead of numbers

Instruction: "i've just caned an ounce in a couple of hours i'm 5t0n3d" What is the definition of "5t0n3d"?


burnettes

Context: burnettes rasberry and sprite

Instruction: "burnettes rasberry and sprite" What is the definition of "burnettes"?


puty tang

Context: damb look at that puty tang

Instruction: "damb look at that puty tang" What is the definition of "puty tang"?


box head

Context: get-up box head

term used to describe someone from a country like russia or albaina or kosavo, also see square head

Instruction: "get-up box head" What is the definition of "box head"?


dewp

a director, editor, writer, and producer all in one

Instruction: "i directed, edited, wrote and produced my own film, therefore i am a dewp" What is the definition of "dewp"?


arrhenphobia

Context: girl 1: i think i have arrhenphobia

Instruction: "girl 1: i think i have arrhenphobia" What is the definition of "arrhenphobia"?


cunt bucket

Context: your being such a cunt bucket

Instruction: "your being such a cunt bucket" What is the definition of "cunt bucket"?


cunt bucket

(1) a car marketed to and driven by a woman

Instruction: "there goes frank driving around in his wife's cunt bucket" What is the definition of "cunt bucket"?


cunt bucket

Instruction: "that fuckin cunt bucket just stole my parking spot" What is the definition of "cunt bucket"?


cunt bucket

Context: she has a cunt bucket

Instruction: "she has a cunt bucket" What is the definition of "cunt bucket"?


cunt bucket

Context: your being such a cunt bucket

Instruction: "your being such a cunt bucket" What is the definition of "cunt bucket"?


cunt bucket

(1) a car marketed to and driven by a woman

Instruction: "there goes frank driving around in his wife's cunt bucket" What is the definition of "cunt bucket"?


cunt bucket

Instruction: "that fuckin cunt bucket just stole my parking spot" What is the definition of "cunt bucket"?


cunt bucket

Context: she has a cunt bucket

Instruction: "she has a cunt bucket" What is the definition of "cunt bucket"?


epp

Instruction: ""did you see aqua teen hunger force last night?  good fucking epp  "did things end badly with you and your girlfriend?  ya" What is the definition of "epp"?


bact

best available control technology - used in reference to pollution control in a manufacturing facility

Instruction: "the [epa] dictated that we follow the bact guidelines when building our new refinery" What is the definition of "bact"?


candy cane kiss

when a guy is having sex with a girl and while she is on her peroid and finishes inside of her

Instruction: "i gave my girl friend a candy cane kiss last night" What is the definition of "candy cane kiss"?


bitch nuts

Context: this weed is the bitch nuts

an object or a exclmation reffering to something as vicious as a bitch and as fun to play with as nuts

Instruction: "this weed is the bitch nuts" What is the definition of "bitch nuts"?


daydra

with out a doubt, a diamond among the ashes

Instruction: "have you ever met an angel? no, but i have met something better; a daydra" What is the definition of "daydra"?


dinglebush

Instruction: "so, we found a shitload of dingleberries the other day when we picked them from a dinglebush" What is the definition of "dinglebush"?


enrico

Instruction: "wow, that enrico is has some serious black [booty]" What is the definition of "enrico"?


enrico

bobby butlers boyfriend, who likes to get it up the but

Instruction: " 1)bull and enrico gave it up the but to each other, all night" What is the definition of "enrico"?


air yeezy

one of the most overhyped piece of shit shoes that all the little hypebeasts want smh

Instruction: "dude 1: yo those air yeezy came out on saturday" What is the definition of "air yeezy"?


bozart

Context: this arts festival is strictly bozart

Instruction: "this arts festival is strictly bozart" What is the definition of "bozart"?


bozart

Instruction: "he got his dick stuck in the piano, what a fucking bozart" What is the definition of "bozart"?


cine

Context: cine sure rocks

Instruction: "cine sure rocks" What is the definition of "cine"?


chewed up big red

Instruction: "girl, your vagina looks like chewed up big red" What is the definition of "chewed up big red"?


esmiol

an intelligent person, who is also an adrenaline junkie

Instruction: "wow, look at that esmiol doing that crazy stunt" What is the definition of "esmiol"?


bitch bot

-a bot on a video game who is abnormally good and literally beats the hell out of u every round or game

Instruction: ""-"mother fucker that damn bitch bot killed me again"  -"son of a bitch those fuckers double teamed on me""" What is the definition of "bitch bot"?


house beating

"an action in which every single person in a room gangs up and beats the designated "victim"

Instruction: "*dead quiet* house beating announcement: danny: houusssssse beating *points at dillon* *everyone then chases dillon and pummels him brutally*" What is the definition of "house beating"?


hippie dippie

Instruction: "your hippie dippie ideas lack a thorough understanding of reality" What is the definition of "hippie dippie"?


elin mars

Instruction: "mathew slept with elin mars 7 time in 2 days" What is the definition of "elin mars"?


gotdee

the award that one receives for being a genius of the day

Instruction: "when ross discovered that he had placed his missing cereal in the freezer, the team nominated him for a gotdee" What is the definition of "gotdee"?


cambodian meat-puppet

Instruction: "exhibit a: i got a fever, and the only cure is the one and only cambodian meat-puppet" What is the definition of "cambodian meat-puppet"?


baltimore beef stew

a sexual act wherein a man receives a beef bouillon cube rectally

Instruction: "i'd prefer a good baltimore beef stew over a colombian piranha anyday" What is the definition of "baltimore beef stew"?


bovestrian

"the should-be title for a professional bull rider

Instruction: "(persons a and b are watching rodeo)  person a: damn, that's one fine bovestrian" What is the definition of "bovestrian"?


brr!!!

angry, annoyed, and confused at the same time

Instruction: "guy #1: so how did it go last night? guy #2: brr!!!  guy #1: so i was blah and she was like moo, and then we danced" What is the definition of "brr!!!"?


meat seat

Context: oh great, here comes meat seat

to have an unusally large ass, kind of like the side of beef stallone punches in rocky

Instruction: "oh great, here comes meat seat" What is the definition of "meat seat"?


meat seat

a meat seat is when someone else has defecated in a toilet before you and has not flushed

Instruction: "i innocently went to a toilet stall and left in a hurry when i noticed that someone had left a meat seat" What is the definition of "meat seat"?


meat seat

when a woman's inner labia is hanging out from her vagina

Instruction: ""so, what did you think of emily last night?  i don't know man, she had some major meat seat" What is the definition of "meat seat"?


Instruction: "ali was going to the store, and realized on the way there that she was total fuckin' 1337505" What is the definition of "1337505"?


dildotron

a name given to a child that is conceived out of an unprotected sexual adventure

Instruction: "look how dildotron runs, god his parents must hate him" What is the definition of "dildotron"?


dildotron

something gay, having to do with a certain travis

Instruction: "travis you dildotron travis get your dildotron out here" What is the definition of "dildotron"?


coney island whitefish

an old expression for a used condom found on the beach

Instruction: "the beach has gotten so dirty you can't sit down without landing on a coney island whitefish" What is the definition of "coney island whitefish"?


coney island whitefish

Instruction: "i saw a rubber glove floating in the river and i thought it was a 5 finger coney island whitefish" What is the definition of "coney island whitefish"?


coney island whitefish

a used condom that floats in water such as near a pier, or floating by you in the ocean

Instruction: "that nasty coney island whitefish almost touched me" What is the definition of "coney island whitefish"?


clitjob

Instruction: "i never orgasm through penetration, only when he gives me a clitjob" What is the definition of "clitjob"?


cat bliss

the type of extreme and absolute happiness that is so simple it can only be reached by a cat

Instruction: "i am so happy, the only thing that could make me happier is if i reached cat bliss" What is the definition of "cat bliss"?


basefris

Instruction: "this game of basefris is quite honestly one of the worst games i have ever played" What is the definition of "basefris"?


e-troduce

a third party introducing two people in an email

Instruction: "annette and dan,  let me e-troduce you both" What is the definition of "e-troduce"?


e-troduce

introducing two people thru email, facebook, linked in or any other electronic form/ online networking site

Instruction: "hey michael, i would like to e-troduce you to jan levinson, she is the vp of regional operations for dunder mifflin" What is the definition of "e-troduce"?


e-troduce

Instruction: "we never met but a buddy sent us a message to e-troduce us" What is the definition of "e-troduce"?


fourism

a religion based solely on the worship of the ever-cool four

Instruction: "yo dude, fourism is way better than christianity" What is the definition of "fourism"?


clism

a clism is like a donkey dick however it has a freakishly small ball sack and scrotum to compliment it

Instruction: "put your clism away please gelly, you chode" What is the definition of "clism"?


clism

Context: om my god i love your clism

Instruction: "om my god i love your clism" What is the definition of "clism"?


eggz benedicked

Context: "jt, " bro i'm eggz benedicked out mang

chafing so badly near your genitals the temperature becomes hot enough to fry an egg

Instruction: ""jt, " bro i'm eggz benedicked out mang" What is the definition of "eggz benedicked"?


eggz benedicked

Context: that couple loves the eggz benedicked

eggz benedicked involves a man and a woman

Instruction: "that couple loves the eggz benedicked" What is the definition of "eggz benedicked"?


embarracide

Instruction: "if you keep looking at me like that, i might die of embarracide" What is the definition of "embarracide"?


are you asking me out?

"something random that you say in response to any statement or question thrown at you by another, in an attempt to embarrass that person

Instruction: "guy: hey, can i borrow a piece of paper? girl: are you asking me out?" What is the definition of "are you asking me out?"?


chucking out time

Instruction: "finish up quick dave, the bartender just rang for chucking out time" What is the definition of "chucking out time"?


bob dingleberry

a phrase used to describe an inbred, stereotypical redneck

Instruction: "you lose one more tooth and you'll look like a bob dingleberry" What is the definition of "bob dingleberry"?


hopscotching

using bicycle sharing programs in which there is a time restriction for trips, hopscotching is jumping between bicycle stations to keep your entire trip under the time limit

Instruction: "i'm hopscotching from southwest dc to get to rosslyn, it'll take me 45 minutes" What is the definition of "hopscotching"?


hopscotching

the act of hopping from one desk to another while the teacher isn't paying attention or in the room

Instruction: "mitch you suck at hopscotching i got 8 desks while mr" What is the definition of "hopscotching"?


chin nuts

Instruction: "i gave maria some good chin nuts last night" What is the definition of "chin nuts"?


chin nuts

the act of a homosexual smacking his nuts on someone's chin as in insult, or telling others he is going to do that to them

Instruction: "a homo in tight brown shorts would yell chin nuts to straight guys as he attempted to molest them" What is the definition of "chin nuts"?


gymwhore

Context: oh, she's a gymwhore to the fullest

a lady that works out at your [gym] and has [sex] with everyone there!

Instruction: "oh, she's a gymwhore to the fullest" What is the definition of "gymwhore"?


chicken flap

when a girl is skiing (giving two handjobs at the same time) while simultaneously sticking a dick in each of her arm pits and flapping her arms, like a chicken

Instruction: "carla was so messed up last night, she gave those four immigrants the chicken flap" What is the definition of "chicken flap"?


buttpole

a person that is bein extremly difficult or pissing u off

Instruction: "stop it u buttpole why r u being such a buttpole to me?" What is the definition of "buttpole"?


christmas bashing

when, during the christmas season, you go around house to house moving and destroying christmas decorations in a comical way

Instruction: "last weekend morgan, david, and alyssa went christmas bashing and mounted light up deer on top of eachother as if they were having intercourse" What is the definition of "christmas bashing"?


aqueous transmission

Instruction: "i gave her the biggest aqueous transmission last night, she almost drowned" What is the definition of "aqueous transmission"?


aqueous transmission

Instruction: "i gave her the biggest aqueous transmission last night, she almost drowned" What is the definition of "aqueous transmission"?


greeked

Instruction: "hey dude i greeked this chick last night and she was so pissed" What is the definition of "greeked"?


greeked

the act of being swindled by gypsy drifters (aka albino shape-shifting lizard bitches)

Instruction: "those gypsy drifters sold me a bike with missing gears, i just got greeked" What is the definition of "greeked"?


chiss

Instruction: "oh chiss for eating all my pringles yeah" What is the definition of "chiss"?


chiss

Instruction: "oh chiss for eating all my pringles yeah" What is the definition of "chiss"?


fellalingus

a cross between fellatio and cunnilingus

Instruction: "g1) man, did you hear?  g2) hear what? g1) miles performed fellalingus on his dad" What is the definition of "fellalingus"?


frame of mind

a particular mood, feeling, place your consciousness is in at that point in time

Instruction: "he was in a certain frame of mind yesterday" What is the definition of "frame of mind"?


aris the techman

Instruction: "i got hung on a system problem, and lost 10 grand and that ballgbag aris the techman jumped up my ass" What is the definition of "aris the techman"?


my boo

Context: " "dat's my boo your messin' wit

Instruction: "" "dat's my boo your messin' wit" What is the definition of "my boo"?


my boo

Instruction: "my boo is looking busted right now but i'm hoping by tomorrow i'll be better" What is the definition of "my boo"?


hydro glow

the look of extreme pleasure after smoking extremely tasty, or powerful, hydroponic marijuana

Instruction: "after smoking that blueberry kush, i had the hydro glow" What is the definition of "hydro glow"?


buzzinated

Context: "joe: "i am buzzinated

Instruction: ""joe: "i am buzzinated" What is the definition of "buzzinated"?


fuck that shit

Instruction: "spit: did you file your taxes for this year yet? slim: man, fuck that shit" What is the definition of "fuck that shit"?


fuck that shit

refusal to accept the presented circumstance or event

Instruction: "fuck that shit cuz i ain't the one, for a punk muthafucka with a badge and a gun" What is the definition of "fuck that shit"?


fuck that shit

"an exclamation used in frustration or just pure laziness when one is asked to perform some kind of work

Instruction: "bob: can you help me put this rubber on my german hooker with a dick and a half  joe: fuck that shit" What is the definition of "fuck that shit"?


fuck that shit

Context: fuck that shit

Instruction: "fuck that shit" What is the definition of "fuck that shit"?


closing a chapter

Instruction: "closing a chapter in life can be both difficult and joyous" What is the definition of "closing a chapter"?


cheshee

Context: wow, you're such a cheshee

like the [chershire cat], a cheshee (pronounced chess-she] is someone who is quite adorable, but is frighteningly messed up in the head

Instruction: "wow, you're such a cheshee" What is the definition of "cheshee"?


the big a

Context: i'm representin from the big a

slang for the city of anaheim, california which is located in orange county near la

Instruction: "i'm representin from the big a" What is the definition of "the big a"?


the big a

Context: "look at the big a over there

Instruction: ""look at the big a over there" What is the definition of "the big a"?


drop house

when [coyote]s smuggle illegal mexicans across the border, they cram about 50 of them into small 1-bedroom apartments, called drop houses

Instruction: "phoenix is literally just one big drop house" What is the definition of "drop house"?


e-baby

Instruction: "if you and brian keep talking like that on msn, your gunna have an e-baby" What is the definition of "e-baby"?


bete noire

Instruction: "look there is [holly] smith, the bete noire of thompson hall" What is the definition of "bete noire"?


omegling

verb: the act of starting a conversation on omegle chat site

Instruction: "jim: dude why weren't you on xbox last night? will: sorry bro, i was omegling with this chick from malaysia" What is the definition of "omegling"?


omegling

Context: i'm just omegling this person

adjective: the process of finding people to talk to through omegle

Instruction: "i'm just omegling this person" What is the definition of "omegling"?


f.c.o.l

Instruction: "omg ( oh my god ) why did you fall down that stair f.c.o.l" What is the definition of "f.c.o.l"?


beville

Instruction: "dude, may i come over and beville on your couch for a few days?" What is the definition of "beville"?


brony law

the unspoken rules and regulations of bronyhood, as defined by the mlp:fim tv show

Instruction: "brony law in action:  hater: bronies are freaks without lifes" What is the definition of "brony law"?


bricia

woah man! bricia is the girl who is short, but powerful

Instruction: "hey do you know that bricia girl? she's awsome  hey that bricia girl can sing" What is the definition of "bricia"?


hapturd

a happy high confusing individual who acts obscene at times of distress

Instruction: "i can't believe you did that you hapturd" What is the definition of "hapturd"?


crab stuffed cunt

a person, usually a woman who is always a cunt, but on this particular occasion she is extra cranky

Instruction: "my ex is always a fucking cunt , but today she was a crab stuffed cunt" What is the definition of "crab stuffed cunt"?


bechamel

Instruction: "her cum was the perfect bechamel sauce for my cock a la king" What is the definition of "bechamel"?


bvad

Instruction: "that guy is bvad-ass, my day was so horrible is was bvad, dude, that hair cut is so bvad" What is the definition of "bvad"?


the discomfort felt after playing on a nintendo 3ds

Instruction: "i can't play the 3ds for more than 20 minutes without getting 3dscomfort" What is the definition of "3dscomfort"?


moonsugar

noun: the substance produced when a lady becomes sexually aroused

Instruction: "i could tell she liked the way i was dancing, her pants were full of moonsugar" What is the definition of "moonsugar"?


hell boys

Context: hell boys suck dick

Instruction: "hell boys suck dick" What is the definition of "hell boys"?


betsey johnson

betsey johnson is a female fashion designer who grew up in wethersfield, ct, and now lives and designs from her mexican villa, betseyville

Instruction: "what is she thinking with that hair cut? only betsey johnson can pull that off" What is the definition of "betsey johnson"?


free-range chicken

a young homosexual male who likes to sexually roam

Instruction: "there is no way he can settle down, he is a free-range chicken" What is the definition of "free-range chicken"?


bargain bucket

a term used to describe someone who is very slutty, cheap and possesses a large vagina

Instruction: "last night i had sex with charlotte, she was easy to get into bed, and had a bargain bucket" What is the definition of "bargain bucket"?


bargain bucket

Context: ughh, what a bargain bucket she is

Instruction: "ughh, what a bargain bucket she is" What is the definition of "bargain bucket"?


bargain bucket

a reference to a fat woman therefore getting more for your money in the bedroom

Instruction: "check out that fatty shes certainly got a bargain bucket" What is the definition of "bargain bucket"?


barkbusters

found commonly on motocross/offroad motorcycles, barkbusters are hand and lever protectors attached to the handlebars

Instruction: "barkbusters are great protection for your hands from hitting trees in an accident" What is the definition of "barkbusters"?


hoka hey

"siouan language "phrase" spoken by the lakota people of the sioux tribes - shouted by crazy horse upon going into battle

Instruction: "hoka hey is to live life in such as way that one has done all that one should upon one’s last day, so it is indeed a good day to die" What is the definition of "hoka hey"?


arezo

Context: damn did you just see an arezo walk by

the hottest bootylicous beezy in the world

Instruction: "damn did you just see an arezo walk by" What is the definition of "arezo"?


gold fronts

Instruction: "slick rick(aka ricky d), big daddy kane, rakim, just-ice, and flava flav of pe were amongs the first rappers to rock gold fronts" What is the definition of "gold fronts"?


gold fronts

used to described when one is hoping for positive feedback

Instruction: ""how did the job interview go?  "pretty well, hoping for gold fronts" What is the definition of "gold fronts"?


gold fronts

Context: david banner, he got some gold fronts

when you have gold teeth, but they're removable

Instruction: "david banner, he got some gold fronts" What is the definition of "gold fronts"?


beasie

Instruction: "i asked that beasie where's my money at?" What is the definition of "beasie"?


brawdy

a person who is very good at picking up woman

Instruction: "did you see that brawdy at the bar picking up those girls the other day?" What is the definition of "brawdy"?


moo job

Context: wow, she's a total moo job

Instruction: "wow, she's a total moo job" What is the definition of "moo job"?


moo job

the name given to a [blowjob] when the giver or recipient has a nickname of 'moo moo' and/or is shaped like a cow

Instruction: "angela gave tom a hard moo job while on all fours" What is the definition of "moo job"?


future john

a superhero with the powers to travel to the future and do john like things

Instruction: ""after he saved the day, yet again, future john exclaimed, "see you" What is the definition of "future john"?


future john

Context: the future john will suck dick for coke

a very motivated yet homosexual loser who mows lawns to make money for booze and crack

Instruction: "the future john will suck dick for coke" What is the definition of "future john"?


cloud surfing

the act of using powdered cocaine as a sexual lubricant

Instruction: "i went cloud surfing all weekend, and i didn't even have to get out of bed" What is the definition of "cloud surfing"?


cloud surfing

(aviation) the practice of flying a vfr aircraft very close to the tops of the clouds

Instruction: "captain booty went cloud surfing in his pitts" What is the definition of "cloud surfing"?


empty suit

Context: barack obama is a real empty suit

someone puffed up with his own importance but really having little effect on the lives of others

Instruction: "barack obama is a real empty suit" What is the definition of "empty suit"?


empty suit

a politician who seeks public office, purporting to hold a certain se of beliefs, but in reality is nothing more than pandering simpleton

Instruction: "mitt romney is no conservative, he's just an empty suit with a blue tie" What is the definition of "empty suit"?


empty suit

Context: andrew wakefield is an empty suit

a person of seeming distinction who is actually a product of publicity

Instruction: "andrew wakefield is an empty suit" What is the definition of "empty suit"?


empty suit

Context: at least mccain isn't an empty suit

Instruction: "at least mccain isn't an empty suit" What is the definition of "empty suit"?


facebang

Context: i wanna facebang the secretary

"the act of forcing a woman to perform fellatio upon yourself and slamming her face against your crotch

Instruction: "i wanna facebang the secretary" What is the definition of "facebang"?


facebang

Context: dood he wanted to facebang him

Instruction: "dood he wanted to facebang him" What is the definition of "facebang"?


ernesto

the ernesto is the act of fucking a chick with a condom on, and then at the last minute, right before you come, without warning, pulling the condom off

Instruction: ""dude, i was about to cum and i figured fuck it, i don't even like this chick", so i had to ernesto her at the last minute""" What is the definition of "ernesto"?


bizadential

when your living quarters are located on your business property

Instruction: "rv with duck tape and tarps over a trailer beside business, owner claimed its called bizadential" What is the definition of "bizadential"?


canadian duck scratcher

Context: bob is such a canadian duck scratcher

a south african man who enjoys scratching jaguars or other felines normally in their naughty places

Instruction: "bob is such a canadian duck scratcher" What is the definition of "canadian duck scratcher"?


code monkey

a programmer who isn't actually involved in any aspect of conceptual or design work, but simply writes code to specifications given

Instruction: "nah, i'm not really a web *designer*, just a code monkey" What is the definition of "code monkey"?


code monkey

Context: programmer a: bob is such a code monkey

one who copies all code from other sources and prays that their code compiles

Instruction: "programmer a: bob is such a code monkey" What is the definition of "code monkey"?


churrasco

Context: rondie: i love churrasco

"irregular verb: when someone "churrasco" you it means that you have been raped

Instruction: "rondie: i love churrasco" What is the definition of "churrasco"?


booty butt cheeks

Instruction: "booty butt, booty butt, booty butt cheeks" What is the definition of "booty butt cheeks"?


crowdation

Context: man, that bus had extreme crowdation

a charateristic that describes a vicinty with more people than it can hold comfortably

Instruction: "man, that bus had extreme crowdation" What is the definition of "crowdation"?


at c level

Instruction: "whilst receiving oral treats, it's good form not to fart while the giver is at c level" What is the definition of "at c level"?


breakfast burrito

when a man shits on a girl in bed then wraps her up in the blankets

Instruction: "johnny made alison in to a breakfast burrito last night" What is the definition of "breakfast burrito"?


breakfast burrito

when a man shoves a piece of bacon up a girls ass and fucks it

Instruction: "damn that breakfast burrito was amazing today" What is the definition of "breakfast burrito"?


breakfast burrito

Instruction: "i woke up w/ a massive breakfast burrito" What is the definition of "breakfast burrito"?


breakfast burrito

Instruction: "i woke up with a major breakfast burrito this morning and had to go to the peepshow to wank off" What is the definition of "breakfast burrito"?


breakfast burrito

Instruction: "[mcdonalds] has one awesome breakfast burrito" What is the definition of "breakfast burrito"?


beddu

Context: beddu vero si

word in sicilian dialect meaning handsome or cute, or bello in italian

Instruction: "beddu vero si" What is the definition of "beddu"?


amish jew

Context: passive: amish jew

never heard of an amish jew before? it's because they don't exist

Instruction: "passive: amish jew" What is the definition of "amish jew"?


bum ting

Context: yoooow man, shes a bum ting

means something (usually a girl) is nice looking

Instruction: "yoooow man, shes a bum ting" What is the definition of "bum ting"?


ding dong suck

Context: hey rachel lets go play ding dong suck

go door to door & ask boys if they want their dick sucked

Instruction: "hey rachel lets go play ding dong suck" What is the definition of "ding dong suck"?


brider

to endlessly give orders, and ask to fap online

Instruction: "dude you brider again?  bud stop with the brider, i don't like orders" What is the definition of "brider"?


antazia

Context: 1) you are so sweet antazia

1) one who is sweet, caring, fun-loving and argumentative

Instruction: "1) you are so sweet antazia" What is the definition of "antazia"?


jaheinst

to use force or finesse to make something fit or work in an inelegant way

Instruction: "the couch really doesn't fit there, but we were able to sort of jaheinst it, and it will do for now in that corner" What is the definition of "jaheinst"?


cake pop

Context: i ordered a cake pop creation from www

cake pops come in many shapes, sizes, flavors, and colors

Instruction: "i ordered a cake pop creation from www" What is the definition of "cake pop"?


cake pop

someone who is fat on the top but has really thin/fit legs

Instruction: "that girl doesn't just have a muffin top; she's a straight up cake pop" What is the definition of "cake pop"?


cucumberbund

when you are wearing dress attire, pop a boner, and have to hide it up in your cumberbund

Instruction: "i was at the oscars when scarlett johansson's tit popped out and i had to rock a cucumberbund" What is the definition of "cucumberbund"?


chub squad

a group of chunky, yet fun loving, men that sit around, play role-playing games, and laugh when someone else farts

Instruction: "me and the chub squad are going to get mexican and play hero clix, you in?" What is the definition of "chub squad"?


betched

"the bastardization of the word "bitched

Instruction: ""gavin betched at rachel arguing over how to correctly spell the word "opossum"" What is the definition of "betched"?


cave monster

(cavus monstrousous) is a rare breed of humanoid monster

Instruction: "the cave monster named sarver stole into the orphanage to capture young prey" What is the definition of "cave monster"?


frouch

Context: aw man, billy peed on the frouch again

an elegantly designed couch located in hallways of frat houses

Instruction: "aw man, billy peed on the frouch again" What is the definition of "frouch"?


frouch

Context: that girl has a frouch

combination of fire and crouch, used to describe a redheaded persons pubic hair

Instruction: "that girl has a frouch" What is the definition of "frouch"?


he can't even piss in a cup

a dude that can't handle working with intelligent women

Instruction: "don't worry sweetie, he can't even piss in a cup" What is the definition of "he can't even piss in a cup"?


dicklicious

a perfect dick, one that is good length, size and strength ,good to the taste

Instruction: ""he got a dicklicious dick " that dick was dick-licious"" What is the definition of "dicklicious"?


dicklicious

Instruction: "man hans sure is being quite dicklicious today" What is the definition of "dicklicious"?


dyke weasel

Context: im getting a dyke weasel for christmas

a term used to describe a weasel that dwells inside the uderus of a human female

Instruction: "im getting a dyke weasel for christmas" What is the definition of "dyke weasel"?


bulletin board

a bulletin board is an electronic message center that usually serves a specific interest group

Instruction: "hi jak, i read your post on the bulletin board" What is the definition of "bulletin board"?


bulletin board

Context: bulletin board is like a forum

an electronic bulletin board is a place where messages are stored and anyone may browse the messages

Instruction: "bulletin board is like a forum" What is the definition of "bulletin board"?


college board

Context: the college board took my baby away

"a group of filthy monkey making hootchies that ruthlessly forces many students to give them monetary value in exchange for "elgibility

Instruction: "the college board took my baby away" What is the definition of "college board"?


college board

"a company that makes and distributes the sats, sat iis, among other things

Instruction: "student 1: man, college board is the devil incarnate" What is the definition of "college board"?


bizzunny

Context: her new boyfriend is a bizzunny

a hot man/boy/dude who is very rich,  coequisite - bunny

Instruction: "her new boyfriend is a bizzunny" What is the definition of "bizzunny"?


evonne

the most amazing, beautiful, awesome, spectacular, gorgeous, cute, incredible, breathtakeing, wonderful, pretty, adorable, smart, funny, loving, humorous, perfect woman in the whole world

Instruction: "the most wonderful woman in the whole world is evonne" What is the definition of "evonne"?


evonne

Context: you are so evonne today

Instruction: "you are so evonne today" What is the definition of "evonne"?


evonne

Context: that was very evonne of you

Instruction: "that was very evonne of you" What is the definition of "evonne"?


anglo saxon

an anglo saxon is a person that descents of germanic tribes and that inhabits the british isle, notably england

Instruction: "the anglo saxon was so pink he looked like a strawberry flavoured mentos" What is the definition of "anglo saxon"?


asilia

name for an intelligent, talented, and beautiful girl

Instruction: "asilia is such a beautiful and trustworthy girl and i could never in a million years find a more caring and sweet girl" What is the definition of "asilia"?


bonus chicken

the part of the chicken patty on a chicken sandwich that sticks out past the bun

Instruction: "sam: my favorite part of a chicken sandwich is the bonus chicken" What is the definition of "bonus chicken"?


flafloose

Context: thats a flafloose sweater

a word that can be used to describe anything

Instruction: "thats a flafloose sweater" What is the definition of "flafloose"?


arse bandit

Context: you fucking arse bandit

slang phrase - derogatory - meaning homosexual   arse (meaning bottom, bum, rectum, anus) bandit (as in thief, highway man, mugger)

Instruction: "you fucking arse bandit" What is the definition of "arse bandit"?


arse bandit

Context: quentin is an arse bandit

Instruction: "quentin is an arse bandit" What is the definition of "arse bandit"?


arse bandit

Context: josh c is an arse bandit

a person that is homosexual in an environment of straight people

Instruction: "josh c is an arse bandit" What is the definition of "arse bandit"?


arse bandit

Context: you fucking arse bandit

slang phrase - derogatory - meaning homosexual   arse (meaning bottom, bum, rectum, anus) bandit (as in thief, highway man, mugger)

Instruction: "you fucking arse bandit" What is the definition of "arse bandit"?


arse bandit

Context: quentin is an arse bandit

Instruction: "quentin is an arse bandit" What is the definition of "arse bandit"?


arse bandit

Context: josh c is an arse bandit

a person that is homosexual in an environment of straight people

Instruction: "josh c is an arse bandit" What is the definition of "arse bandit"?


corndog rage

when a male or female is fucking and they get this rage in their mind when they will do any thing to the other person

Instruction: "eating shit /piss , ass to mouth , shoving dildo in dick just random fucked up shit and when a person is in corndog rage he will do any thing" What is the definition of "corndog rage"?


bertwhistle

Instruction: ""badger shouts "get your bertwhistle out" fodder reply's by dropping his kegs and revealing his [booty]"" What is the definition of "bertwhistle"?


glutenous

Context: the soiled diapers and glutenous souls

Instruction: "the soiled diapers and glutenous souls" What is the definition of "glutenous"?


dingle dong

Context: that guys penis is a dingle dong

a short fat penis, that has balls that somewhat resemble [dingle berries]

Instruction: "that guys penis is a dingle dong" What is the definition of "dingle dong"?


binsley'd

to get hammered on cheap cider then fall asleep next to a toliet

Instruction: "millie -yo how was your sister one da the weekend? jamie - she was so binsley'd she was sick and hugged da toliet" What is the definition of "binsley'd"?


binsley'd

to get hammered on cheap cider then fall asleep next to a toliet

Instruction: "millie -yo how was your sister one da the weekend? jamie - she was so binsley'd she was sick and hugged da toliet" What is the definition of "binsley'd"?


booty tang

booty being anus tang being the brown discharge from it hence booty tang

Instruction: "man lays down while leah squats over him and gives him some booty tang" What is the definition of "booty tang"?


booty tang

booty being anus tang being the brown discharge from it hence booty tang

Instruction: "man lays down while leah squats over him and gives him some booty tang" What is the definition of "booty tang"?


frolicking like a gazelle

Context: look at peter frolicking like a gazelle

the innocent act of skipping gracefully around without a care in the world

Instruction: "look at peter frolicking like a gazelle" What is the definition of "frolicking like a gazelle"?


concast

an insult towards comcast, used to describe their poor service

Instruction: "you guys have comcast?   more like concast" What is the definition of "concast"?


rumor has it

a yuppie analog to 'word on the street'  a way of conveniently approaching an opinion or rumor without making it sound like you're the only one who thinks it

Instruction: "rumor has it you've been sleeping with ben's ex" What is the definition of "rumor has it"?


anal warrior

basically is just a faggot, queer ,homosexual etc

Instruction: "look at that lil anal warrior dancin around in his pink shirt like he's all happy and shit" What is the definition of "anal warrior"?


bloodhound gang

a good band, who have tons of great songs besides the one everyone heard on the radio

Instruction: "the bloodhound gang are a hell of a lot funnier than that stupid ass homestar runner strong bad shit will ever be" What is the definition of "bloodhound gang"?


bloodhound gang

this band kicks your ass and your pathetic life

Instruction: "all you base are belong to bloodhound gang" What is the definition of "bloodhound gang"?


bloodhound gang

Context: the bloodhound gang fucking rock

the awesome band that sings bad touch, mainly knowns as discovery channel

Instruction: "the bloodhound gang fucking rock" What is the definition of "bloodhound gang"?


bloodhound gang

Context: bloodhound gang is the fucking shit

Instruction: "bloodhound gang is the fucking shit" What is the definition of "bloodhound gang"?


celestial dirt nap

Instruction: "[elvis presly] is taking the celestial dirt nap" What is the definition of "celestial dirt nap"?


badle

Context: gief me some badle please, im in neeed

Instruction: "gief me some badle please, im in neeed" What is the definition of "badle"?


auckland

auckland is a city in north island, new zealand

Instruction: "auckland and wellington are the principle cities of new zealand" What is the definition of "auckland"?


auckland

Instruction: "auckland and wellington are new zealand's largest cities" What is the definition of "auckland"?


auckland

the most populated city in [new zealand], being about 1

Instruction: "wellington resident: damn, i wanna live in auckland n b a jaffa" What is the definition of "auckland"?


auckland

Context: atleast its not auckland

the shittiest most crime filled city in new zealand

Instruction: "atleast its not auckland" What is the definition of "auckland"?


ballerz

ballerz is a definition of the people who play sport involving a ball

Instruction: "in yahoo pool, you often find people saying:  [yo],[sup] everyone, any ballerz around?  meaning: hey,how is everyone,is there anyone who play snooker?" What is the definition of "ballerz"?


cloud cuckoo land

Context: he's living in cloud cuckoo land

living in ones own dream world, where everything is perfect

Instruction: "he's living in cloud cuckoo land" What is the definition of "cloud cuckoo land"?


blachance

Instruction: "look at how pissed that blachance is, we are so rat fucked" What is the definition of "blachance"?


blachance

Instruction: "dude, that blachance over there looks pissed, we are sooo [rat fucked]" What is the definition of "blachance"?


sa

Context: hey, call our sa over right now

men and women need a quick snappy word to call a female [bro], thus this is a complex transliteration of the word [sister] to [sista] to sa

Instruction: "hey, call our sa over right now" What is the definition of "sa"?


sa

Context: have you been on sa yesterday?

abreviation of the website [something awful]

Instruction: "have you been on sa yesterday?" What is the definition of "sa"?


awkward double take

the instance where two people make eye contact, look away, then look back at each other at the same time, making it very awkward for the two

Instruction: "i had an awkward double take with that chick across the room" What is the definition of "awkward double take"?


affiliate marketing

a marketing practice based on the internet in which affiliates are rewarded for marketing on the behalf of other companies, bringing customers/visitors to the business's site

Instruction: "a company, such as tatto media, takes part in affiliate marketing by rewarding it's affiliates for lead generation by way of commissions per lead" What is the definition of "affiliate marketing"?


a q t

Context: damn he is cute a q t come hurr

meaning when you see someone you like or an attractive person

Instruction: "damn he is cute a q t come hurr" What is the definition of "a q t"?


diarinkie

Context: oh shit i have diarinkie stinkie

the unwelcome smell that accompanies the morning after the night before, when vast amounts of lager has been consumed

Instruction: "oh shit i have diarinkie stinkie" What is the definition of "diarinkie"?


jack daniels

"a quality distilled liquor made from a "mash" and natural spring water

Instruction: "if alcohol is a crutch, jack daniels is a wheelchair" What is the definition of "jack daniels"?


jack daniels

hard liqour made in tennesee and sold throughout the world

Instruction: "i drank a whole bottle of jack daniels and died after fucking that slutty chick" What is the definition of "jack daniels"?


jack daniels

Instruction: "jack daniels is the only good thing to come out of tennessee" What is the definition of "jack daniels"?


jack daniels

"a not particularly fantastic yet exceedingly popular [whiskey]

Instruction: ""1) i'm fucking [depressed] and i'm [skint], so i'm going to drink a bottle of jack daniels and pass out on the floor" What is the definition of "jack daniels"?


jack daniels

Context: ah jack daniels is great

Instruction: "ah jack daniels is great" What is the definition of "jack daniels"?


jack daniels

a drink, that when consumed, increases your ability to drive

Instruction: "going on, a road trip with the family, better drink up my jack daniels" What is the definition of "jack daniels"?


cheap as chips

famous saying from our fav presenter david dickinson, who introduced to the saying to his viewing audience (mainly students) on the bbc show bargain hunt

Instruction: "only twenty quid for a ticket- cheap as chips mate" What is the definition of "cheap as chips"?


cheap as chips

an australian chain of [two-dollar shops]

Instruction: "i went to cheap as chips and got it for two dollars" What is the definition of "cheap as chips"?


cheap as chips

famous saying from our fav presenter david dickinson, who introduced to the saying to his viewing audience (mainly students) on the bbc show bargain hunt

Instruction: "only twenty quid for a ticket- cheap as chips mate" What is the definition of "cheap as chips"?


cheap as chips

an australian chain of [two-dollar shops]

Instruction: "i went to cheap as chips and got it for two dollars" What is the definition of "cheap as chips"?


gurf

Context: damn quit poking my gurf

the moist region between a females poon and ass

Instruction: "damn quit poking my gurf" What is the definition of "gurf"?


gurf

Context: gurf, gurf, gurf

Instruction: "gurf, gurf, gurf" What is the definition of "gurf"?


gurf

"meaning marijuana was a misinterpreted term deprived from the mac miller song "kool-aid and frozen pizza" when he said "i smoke "herb" and i make music""

Instruction: "me: i smoke gurf and i make music, i don't even talk about it boy i just do it" What is the definition of "gurf"?


gurf

Context: gurf

a word you use when you are aggervated or just don't know what to say

Instruction: "gurf" What is the definition of "gurf"?


gurf

a girlfriend one is not proud to boast about

Instruction: "  my gurf doesn't really seem to care about how her hair looks; it's so frumpy most of the time" What is the definition of "gurf"?


buzzing the tower

an aerial stunt in which an airplane tries to fly as close to a control tower as fast as the pilot can come without collision

Instruction: "i'm pretty sure you could get in real trouble with the faa for buzzing the tower without permission" What is the definition of "buzzing the tower"?


buzzing the tower

Instruction: "i'll have to call you back, i'm buzzing the tower so my bitch don't get hair in her mouth" What is the definition of "buzzing the tower"?


buzzing the tower

when a fly keeps flying around your head

Instruction: "here in the reserve room there are flys constantly buzzing the tower" What is the definition of "buzzing the tower"?


church boner

a boner that occurs when dozing off during church, worst when kneeling

Instruction: "you: wow i had the worst church boner during that" What is the definition of "church boner"?


britt heals

a huge flaming piece of garbage often used to extinguish problems of the blue waffle sort

Instruction: "oh hot damn that britt heals put my balls in a vice grip that dude has britt heals all over his face" What is the definition of "britt heals"?


cheanette

"female usage of the term "cheaner" or , chinese beaner (mexican)"

Instruction: "awww look at cheaner and cheanette - theyve got so much swag yo" What is the definition of "cheanette"?


hubcap pose

placement of a [stray] hubcap at a highly visible location near the [roadside]

Instruction: "my [lost] hubcap was in a great hubcap pose" What is the definition of "hubcap pose"?


double jacking

when you accidentally plug two banana plugs into the same hole

Instruction: "kirt was double jacking it this morning and messed up his equipment" What is the definition of "double jacking"?


bird flute

Context: that guy has a bird flute

a tiny penis, so small a song bird can use it to play a song

Instruction: "that guy has a bird flute" What is the definition of "bird flute"?


apprehensious

Context: that weed makes me apprehensious

the correct form of the word apprehension

Instruction: "that weed makes me apprehensious" What is the definition of "apprehensious"?


mashing potatoes

"usually takes place after a heavy night of drinking

Instruction: "man, dana was mashing potatoes all night long" What is the definition of "mashing potatoes"?


mashing potatoes

the act of stuffing a potato into a woman's vagina and having sex with her until it is mashed

Instruction: "i was mashing potatoes with your mom last night" What is the definition of "mashing potatoes"?


fusted

Context: damn that bitch is fusted

"short for "fucking busted", similar to [fugly]

Instruction: "damn that bitch is fusted" What is the definition of "fusted"?


baw jaw

Context: "what are ya doing ya absolute baw jaw

someone who is acting like a fanny or a retard and deserves to be verbally abused or a greeting used between close friends

Instruction: ""what are ya doing ya absolute baw jaw" What is the definition of "baw jaw"?


brown joe

Context: ali and i did a brown joe yesterday

"a brown joe, is a sexual act, where feces and fellatio becomes one

Instruction: "ali and i did a brown joe yesterday" What is the definition of "brown joe"?


contrepreneur

Context: billy is a real contrepreneur

an online seller of goods on ebay, amazon or other such virtual pawn shops

Instruction: "billy is a real contrepreneur" What is the definition of "contrepreneur"?


be-hop

Instruction: "stu has aids and threatened to be-hop on everyone" What is the definition of "be-hop"?


cultrivorous

Instruction: "being cultrivorous was what got my great grandfather his job with ringling brothers circus when he came to america" What is the definition of "cultrivorous"?


pull tubes

to smoke from a tube shaped bong or waterpipe

Instruction: "we always pull tubes at 4:20, right after class" What is the definition of "pull tubes"?


creox

to become suddenly enlightened with the meaning of the universe

Instruction: "at that point the creox of his existence was made small and insignificant" What is the definition of "creox"?


jurys

a bastardization of [jewelry](plural) or jewelries

Instruction: "[boss] be gettin' [juked] even wif his [ice] neck jurys" What is the definition of "jurys"?


fishter

a hipster that gets into fly fishing,then thinks they're pro after two years

Instruction: ""bro, that line is so burly- fishter  this rod hucks bro" What is the definition of "fishter"?


pityplause

the applause one receives out of pity despite a poor performance

Instruction: "despite stumbling over her lines, the comedienne recived a round of pityplause from her audience" What is the definition of "pityplause"?


best hand ever

in poker you get three of a kind of kings

Instruction: "i got three kings today in poker and i had the best hand ever" What is the definition of "best hand ever"?


crunchlets

a small amount of something often left over

Instruction: ""could you find anything on harper?  "no"  "really? not even any crunchlets of info?""" What is the definition of "crunchlets"?


cynetta

a girl who's beautiful sweet and fun loving

Instruction: "cynetta is so annoying but in a good way" What is the definition of "cynetta"?


beer gear

noun - clothes you wear when you go out with the intention of getting completely wasted and making a mess of yourself

Instruction: "man, i am gonna get totally hammered tonight, i better put on my beer gear" What is the definition of "beer gear"?


california carrot

the act of having a a girl suck on your penis until it is nice and moist

Instruction: "i need to stop by the gas station and pick up some doritos so i can give jessica a california carrot" What is the definition of "california carrot"?


goodwill hunting

(not the movie with matt damon)  going to goodwill thrift stores (optionally in full camoflauge) in search for pieces of novel, or actual, value

Instruction: "i went goodwill hunting the other day, found an original dr dre the chronic disc, and a tye-die shirt with three grizzly bears" What is the definition of "goodwill hunting"?


goodwill hunting

going into a thrift store looking for random shit

Instruction: "i went goodwill hunting for some cheap polos yesterday" What is the definition of "goodwill hunting"?


harry truman

"alright, this is the real bonafide shit on mr

Instruction: "harry truman was also invloved in the potsdam agreement" What is the definition of "harry truman"?


banana split

when you fuck a girl in the ass, fuck her tits and jizz on them

Instruction: "damn, becky must have been really horny when she requested that banana split" What is the definition of "banana split"?


banana split

the act of receiving oral from someone with a split tongue

Instruction: "'you know the guy i've been dating, the one with the split tongue? he totally gave me a banana split yesterday, my clit's never been so well tongued" What is the definition of "banana split"?


banana split

a rear-positioned oral sex style in which the vagina and anus are licked from the bent-over position

Instruction: "a woman receives a banana split from a lucky someone" What is the definition of "banana split"?


banana split

in a sexual context : it involves inserting a (pealed) banana into a girls rectum prior to engaging in anal sex

Instruction: "doing a banana split is quite popular in latin-american countries" What is the definition of "banana split"?


banana split

when a girl puts her two index fingers down your urethra and pulls her two fingers away from each other

Instruction: "dude , i got the best banana split last night at 7/11 from cindy in the janitor's closet" What is the definition of "banana split"?


banana split

a woman or man that uses a banana to pleasure herself or himself

Instruction: "i'm going to treat myself to a banana split tonight" What is the definition of "banana split"?


field marshal

Instruction: "that kid is so pimp hes reached the field marshal rank" What is the definition of "field marshal"?


bitchnizzle

Instruction: "ex: molly and galahad were so bitchnizzle today when we rode them on the road" What is the definition of "bitchnizzle"?


anal cheesecake

when you get graham cracker pie crust, and put under you girlfriend's vagina

Instruction: "i gave my girlfriend an anal cheesecake last night" What is the definition of "anal cheesecake"?


cheersex

when a cheerleader makes eye contact with, and essentially cheers to, one member of the audience, most commonly male, to the exclusion of all others

Instruction: "you were totally having cheersex with him" What is the definition of "cheersex"?


bango juice

Instruction: "mildred got bango juiced by ferdinand while drinking a tasty glass of bango juice" What is the definition of "bango juice"?


chipotspray

the ensuing fiery defecation that results following the consumption of a spicy chipotle burrito

Instruction: "so i went to chipotle last night, and i am not looking forward to the chipotspray" What is the definition of "chipotspray"?


donwillrich

a group of fucking assholes that do not know how to do their jobs

Instruction: "at work we have a donwillrich that controls everything, they make employees lives miserable" What is the definition of "donwillrich"?


chukwu

Context: chukwu has done it again

it means god in igbo (an language in nigeria )

Instruction: "chukwu has done it again" What is the definition of "chukwu"?


dunray

Context: look at theat beared, he must dunray

shaving off one's pubic hair and sticking it to their face so they look older

Instruction: "look at theat beared, he must dunray" What is the definition of "dunray"?


chatter boxxer cluster fucker

a [chatter boxxer] [cluster fucker] is just that! someone who just doesn't [stop pressing] the enter button on chat in social networking, and cluster fucker the [whole situation]

Instruction: "i am the chatter boxxer cluster fucker of all chatter boxxer cluster fuckers" What is the definition of "chatter boxxer cluster fucker"?


chocolate nap

when your lover shits on the bed then forces you to ejaculate on the pile of  shit then you must sleep on the warm pile

Instruction: "i'm fairly certain that lindsay is into some weird sexual stuff, i bet she makes  mike take a chocolate nap on saturday afternoons" What is the definition of "chocolate nap"?


blew in my ear

when one blows air into anothers ear they want to have sex

Instruction: "lykkee ommgggg that bitch just blew in my ear" What is the definition of "blew in my ear"?


hurricane barbeque

the unintentional barbeque that results from a hurricane, loss of power, and a freezer full of meat

Instruction: "after hurricane isaac, our neighborhood had a hurricane barbeque" What is the definition of "hurricane barbeque"?


rim job

Context: she gives a good rim job

someone's tongue in your asshole, for sexual pleasure

Instruction: "she gives a good rim job" What is the definition of "rim job"?


dirty secret

"the best time to execute this stunt is when its really hot and you are laying in bed and cant fall asleep

Instruction: "i was sweating my ass off last night and couldn't sleep so i gave my old lady a dirty secret" What is the definition of "dirty secret"?


dirty secret

"  when you are doing a girl from behind, you softly pull her hair back and whisper in her ear "i have aids""

Instruction: "  i was getting bored of christina, so i figured the quickest way to end it was to share with her my dirty secret" What is the definition of "dirty secret"?


banalingus

it's when a man or a woman licks the area between a man's balls and his rectum

Instruction: "i shaved my banus last night so my girlfriend could perform banalingus on me without getting hair in her teeth" What is the definition of "banalingus"?


al' bertni

"the arabic equivalent of "a little fucking faggot""

Instruction: "haji 1: durka durka durka  haji 2: durka durka durka jihad al' bertni" What is the definition of "al' bertni"?


boneless spair ribs

Context: boneless spair ribs is hotttt

nickname to the very end pornstar of the classic porno big boobed miltfs

Instruction: "boneless spair ribs is hotttt" What is the definition of "boneless spair ribs"?


brentl

Context: wow, he is a brentl

Instruction: "wow, he is a brentl" What is the definition of "brentl"?


blue monkey

in the wenter if you blow your nose on a dirty snot rag, useing the same one all year

Instruction: "i found a blue monkey in my boy friends pocket yester day" What is the definition of "blue monkey"?


joles

"another word for "jokes", usually seen when a handsome, clean shaven man is texting an attractive woman and there is a finger slip on the blackberry key

Instruction: "after swigging a shot of tequila, angela conjured up so many funny joles about attorneys that she actually hired one" What is the definition of "joles"?


bi-titual

Context: you bi-titual whores sit on this dick

two lesbian hookers who love it in the ass

Instruction: "you bi-titual whores sit on this dick" What is the definition of "bi-titual"?


binring

a comparison of somebodys anus ring to that of a bin opening

Instruction: ""man 1: "omg  dude did you fuck her in the ass last night?" man 2: "yeah man, it was horrible she had such a binring" What is the definition of "binring"?


current account

Instruction: "my current account statement from the bank has me overdrawn" What is the definition of "current account"?


ashley farrish

Context: did you see that? it was ashley farrish

a girl who, when puts her mind to something, gets the job done

Instruction: "did you see that? it was ashley farrish" What is the definition of "ashley farrish"?


devi g

Instruction: "girl: have you heard the new devi g song?" What is the definition of "devi g"?


fingas

an individual with insanely long fingers that can extend for miles

Instruction: ""yo, did you just see that fastball that fingas threw? it was like, 120 mph" What is the definition of "fingas"?


fingas

Instruction: "my girlfriend was blowing me in the parking lot and gave me the fingas" What is the definition of "fingas"?