chifumator

Context: hey man, light up the chifumator

it's another word for bong-to smoke weed

Instruction: "hey man, light up the chifumator" What is the definition of "chifumator"?


d-airbone

the high speed column of air generated by dyson technology that evolved after un party complaints that the original concave design for insertion was not gender balanced

Instruction: "the new d-airbone technology represents a small, yet important step for gender in international meeting washrooms and elsewhere" What is the definition of "d-airbone"?


5 jack

"a brutal blow consisting of 5 knuckles generally to the jaw region named after "blck jack johnson," a black boxing champion from nyc

Instruction: "jamal served up a swift 5 jack to shawntiqua's jaw after she told him she was pregnant" What is the definition of "5 jack"?


gouen

Context: gouen

Instruction: "gouen" What is the definition of "gouen"?


grobber

Context: gavin is such a grobber

Instruction: "gavin is such a grobber" What is the definition of "grobber"?


grobber

a fat girl with a pretty face that would be really hot if she lost weight

Instruction: "alister: damn emma you a grobber emma: fuck you" What is the definition of "grobber"?


dream catcher

when someone give a blowjob/handjob while someone is sleeping, then places sleepers cum in there own mouth

Instruction: "dude, i totally gave you a dream catcher last night dude, what the fuck?" What is the definition of "dream catcher"?


ketermine

the drug ketamine (special k) with a southern accent

Instruction: ""southerner: "y'all know where to find any ketermine round these parts? i'm lookin to get stuck, i tell you what" What is the definition of "ketermine"?


antipodean

Context: he's a typical antipodean

new zealand, australian or south african decent

Instruction: "he's a typical antipodean" What is the definition of "antipodean"?


bejoty

Instruction: "after sara committed bejoty to the child, all he ever felt like doing in his life were to drive and live on golf carts" What is the definition of "bejoty"?


irony meter

a mythical device often mentioned on internet discussion fora, the irony meter is a device for measuring unintentional [irony]

Instruction: "that politician's speech last night caused sparks to shoot out of my irony meter" What is the definition of "irony meter"?


ah tatata

Context: how was your summmer? ah tatata

describes anything, can describe something totally awesome or horrible

Instruction: "how was your summmer? ah tatata" What is the definition of "ah tatata"?


huntley

"located in nw suburbs of chicago, illinois, it is a booming town, who's population has risen from 5000 people to 20000 in over the course of 8 years

Instruction: "bob- hey did you hear what happened in huntley the other day?" What is the definition of "huntley"?


houly

Context: yo houly

Instruction: "yo houly" What is the definition of "houly"?


aztig

Context: (tagalog) si karztipunera ay aztig

Instruction: "(tagalog) si karztipunera ay aztig" What is the definition of "aztig"?


bonercising

to proceed in doing boner lifts to increase cock muscle and sexual stamina

Instruction: "dude bonercising really works my cock grew an inch" What is the definition of "bonercising"?


perfect pandora

the phenomenon that occurs when travelling from one place to another and due to pandora's advance streaming of whole songs, there is no interruption

Instruction: "person 1: hey how was drive up here?  person 2: it was a perfect pandora man" What is the definition of "perfect pandora"?


blue bloater

a person suffering from advanced [copd] with primarily chronic [bronchitis] rather than [emphysema]

Instruction: ""doctor: "the blue bloater in 902 coded this morning" What is the definition of "blue bloater"?


dirty pelican

Context: damn woman, youz a dirty pelican

when yus fuckin da hoe on da beach you remove your man-organ from da snizzatch and stick it in da sand

Instruction: "damn woman, youz a dirty pelican" What is the definition of "dirty pelican"?


Instruction: "his counter-strike skills were considered cr4p" What is the definition of "cr4p"?


blow this popsicle stand

a)if something is boring and you want to leave you say that

Instruction: "this is fucking boring, let's blow this popsicle stand" What is the definition of "blow this popsicle stand"?


blunt wrap

a rolling paper made out of homogenized tobacco

Instruction: "chris, what you smokin? i rolled a blunt wrap with cherry vanilla cavendish and the shit is beyond dope boy" What is the definition of "blunt wrap"?


kelli's law

if the iq in the room, combined, is less than your own - leave

Instruction: "i invoked kelli's law at the last departmental meeting" What is the definition of "kelli's law"?


alice in wonderland reject

an alice in wonderland reject is a girl who dresses queerly on purpose

Instruction: "becky: hey look at that guy vicky: ye he's got a girlfriend becky: ye shes a total alice in wonderland reject" What is the definition of "alice in wonderland reject"?


t hud

loosely based group of young adults based in an area roughly a kilometre surrounding 249th street, maple ridge, b

Instruction: "hey janelle, whats up? just heading to meet up with t hud for some debauchery" What is the definition of "t hud"?


broken motorboat

the act of inhaling smoke and proceeding to motorboat breasts while exhaling

Instruction: "he [motor boated] her last night with smoke like a broken motorboat" What is the definition of "broken motorboat"?


bromantic partner

two dudes who act like they're life partners, to whom no ones entirely sure the extent of their intimacy

Instruction: "-wheres your bromantic partner chris? -we're seeing a movie later so he went home to finish his essay" What is the definition of "bromantic partner"?


cum baby

a condom that is filled with a large amount of seamen that is sealed with a knot tied at the end

Instruction: "i found a cum baby in between the couch cushions at the hotel i was staying" What is the definition of "cum baby"?


cum baby

Instruction: "she's sucked so much cock it looks like she has a cum baby" What is the definition of "cum baby"?


fanny pelmet

a short skirt that barely covers ones fanny

Instruction: "that hooker at q bar, saigon was wearing a great fanny pelmet" What is the definition of "fanny pelmet"?


cejb

Context: mike, get in cejb

Instruction: "mike, get in cejb" What is the definition of "cejb"?


chinese helmet

Instruction: "that dude in the hangover 2 was sporting a chinese helmet" What is the definition of "chinese helmet"?


cock slayer

an unusually sensual woman highly skilled at all forms of sex, e

Instruction: "holy shit that woman is one stone cold cock slayer" What is the definition of "cock slayer"?


cock slayer

"1) a female who actively seeks out drunk males during "last call" to take home for sexual intercourse that wouldn't happen otherwise if the male were sober

Instruction: ""robert: "hey guys the taxi is here, is jesse riding back with us?"  chris: "nah dude, some cock slayer took him home" What is the definition of "cock slayer"?


cock slayer

an unusually sensual woman highly skilled at all forms of sex, e

Instruction: "holy shit that woman is one stone cold cock slayer" What is the definition of "cock slayer"?


cock slayer

"1) a female who actively seeks out drunk males during "last call" to take home for sexual intercourse that wouldn't happen otherwise if the male were sober

Instruction: ""robert: "hey guys the taxi is here, is jesse riding back with us?"  chris: "nah dude, some cock slayer took him home" What is the definition of "cock slayer"?


blue thumbs

a condition that occurs due to unfininished sexting similar to the 'blue balls' phenomenon

Instruction: "i got blue thumbs after losing service in the middle of a sexting session" What is the definition of "blue thumbs"?


blue thumbs

a condition that occurs due to unfininished sexting similar to the 'blue balls' phenomenon

Instruction: "i got blue thumbs after losing service in the middle of a sexting session" What is the definition of "blue thumbs"?


consumed love

to destroy oneself and become the worst version of who you really are

Instruction: "- to be with someone that wants to change you aka consumed love" What is the definition of "consumed love"?


clown's pie

a rather sloppier version of the 'otter's pocket' (see labia)

Instruction: "her majesty bade me to descend her lady garden, after fifty years of widowhood she was considerably aroused - it was like being hit in the face with a clown's pie" What is the definition of "clown's pie"?


bad idea jeans

"metaphorical article of clothing, the invocation of which indicates the "wearer" is exhibiting spectacularly bad judgement

Instruction: ""you left your bike outside last night without locking it up?  those bad idea jeans look great on you" What is the definition of "bad idea jeans"?


booty ringing

"the result of sex being so good, the booty is left "ringing""

Instruction: "after we did it, you could hear the booty ringing" What is the definition of "booty ringing"?


hemizygous

a chromosome in a diploid organism where only one copy is present

Instruction: "males only have an one x chromosome, this is an example of something that is hemizygous" What is the definition of "hemizygous"?


black and blue necktie

Instruction: "he left quite a black and blue necktie on that little cutie" What is the definition of "black and blue necktie"?


aquaplane

a layer of stable water which seems flat but has enough depth to allow big vehicles to cruise through it

Instruction: "my water-scooter runs through that patch of aquaplane in a smooth way without hydrosnorkling" What is the definition of "aquaplane"?


bourgetto

Instruction: "lil' kim indulges her bourgetto side by having trashy-flashy hundred dollar bills painted onto her nails" What is the definition of "bourgetto"?


butthole gremlin

Instruction: "" your such a shit smuggler yelled dookie love "aleast i'm not a butthole gremlin" What is the definition of "butthole gremlin"?


brown fire

when you fart so hard that semi-digested food that you fart out hardens and leaves a big, juicy, sexy assicle  see also - assicle

Instruction: ""this one time, at my aunt's house, i had a huge explosion of brown fire that even got onto the ceiling" What is the definition of "brown fire"?


blubbernut

Context: he has a blubbernut

a fat weenie, otherwise known as a chode

Instruction: "he has a blubbernut" What is the definition of "blubbernut"?


eull

Instruction: "hey man, let's go pick up some eull and get high" What is the definition of "eull"?


all fur coat and no knickers

phrase to describe a showy and seemingly elegant woman who in reality is vulgar and sexually immoral

Instruction: "see her, don't be fooled, she's all fur coat and no knickers" What is the definition of "all fur coat and no knickers"?


continental drift

in which a person's boxer shorts fall down off of their waist completely while their jeans remain perfectly in place

Instruction: "i was walking down the street one day when i experienced some amazing continental drift" What is the definition of "continental drift"?


aashiana

Context: her: hi i'm aashiana

"aashiana is a unique name that means a bird's nest home, but tells people it means home for short

Instruction: "her: hi i'm aashiana" What is the definition of "aashiana"?


dirty turtles

the act of two men making passionate love on a bed that has ninja turtle sheets on it

Instruction: "at first chad didnt want to play dirty turtles, so i waited until he fell asleep, then i played dirty turtles all night long" What is the definition of "dirty turtles"?


facebook foreplay

writing increasingly sexy messages back and forth using facebook, or a similar social networking site, as a medium

Instruction: "the facebook foreplay was hot, but in person it just wasn't there" What is the definition of "facebook foreplay"?


facebook foreplay

Instruction: "anthony weiner engaged in facebook foreplay by sending sexual messages to numerous consenting adult women throughout the united states" What is the definition of "facebook foreplay"?


holiday dip

the act of ditching your family during the holidays to aviod long conversations and looking at baby pictures

Instruction: "my mom was about to show everyone my baby pictures so i pulled of a holiday dip" What is the definition of "holiday dip"?


bishneen

Context: a cartoon character named bishneen

Instruction: "a cartoon character named bishneen" What is the definition of "bishneen"?


fish out of water

"the absurd sexual act when a male inserts his hard penis (fish) into a women's empty mouth (the pond) and fills it up with urine (water)

Instruction: "i had a hot round of sex last night and finished off with a fish out of water" What is the definition of "fish out of water"?


big daddy shard

"a person who is a self proclaimed "big daddy" who always thinks he is all that and claims to have a penis ring

Instruction: ""1: there goes big daddy shard talking to those hoes again" What is the definition of "big daddy shard"?


breakophobic

someone who is afraid of having a mental breakdown someone who is scared of life falling apart or going bad

Instruction: "she can't sand drama, she's a breakophobic" What is the definition of "breakophobic"?


andrew eldritch

"lead singer and frontman for the [goth] band "the sisters of mercy"

Instruction: "andrew eldritch is the lead singer of the sisters of mercy" What is the definition of "andrew eldritch"?


faolch

Context: "man: "look at that faolch

Instruction: ""man: "look at that faolch" What is the definition of "faolch"?


birthday wish

a birthday wish is a special wish that you make when you blow out the candle on your cake

Instruction: "bailey: i told jacob my birthday wish and now it won't come true" What is the definition of "birthday wish"?


beanapple

Context: that beanapple sure looks expensive

a large clock with gold hands and jeweled numbers

Instruction: "that beanapple sure looks expensive" What is the definition of "beanapple"?


astrobiophobia

Context: get that astrobiophobia off your mind

Instruction: "get that astrobiophobia off your mind" What is the definition of "astrobiophobia"?


jillwagon

derogatory or female version of jackwagon

Instruction: "i told you how to fix the issue and you didn't listen jillwagon" What is the definition of "jillwagon"?


alexander city

Context: reece: dude alexander city is so boring

a very small town in eastern alabama were there is nothing to do, so everyone gets fucked up

Instruction: "reece: dude alexander city is so boring" What is the definition of "alexander city"?


candycane lane

"candycane lane is a neighbor hood during christmas time when the whole neighborhood has there whole house all lit up

Instruction: "an example for candycane lane is a very lightened neighborhood" What is the definition of "candycane lane"?


bk randy

Instruction: "look at this bk randy on our team, he is so terrible" What is the definition of "bk randy"?


bk randy

a bad kid who is randomly on your team usually in a video game such as cod or halo

Instruction: "dude whos mintyfresh23 he is such a bk randy" What is the definition of "bk randy"?


blizzard'd

Context: a man was just blizzard'd

a sex act in which a man or woman wet farts in your face

Instruction: "a man was just blizzard'd" What is the definition of "blizzard'd"?


early weakness

someone who starts to slow his drinking rate at the beginning of a large session as a symptom of feeling the effects of alcohol

Instruction: ""although it was only 7pm and everyone else had finished their drinks, john was showing an " early weakness " as he struggled with his half a pint" What is the definition of "early weakness"?


cagot

Instruction: "that guys wearing a cyclone t shirt he's a cagot" What is the definition of "cagot"?


dag burn it

Context: dag burn it i forgot to do my homework

something you are able to say when you are mad and cant say other words in place of dag burn it

Instruction: "dag burn it i forgot to do my homework" What is the definition of "dag burn it"?


omfl

Context: omfl i won the contest

oh my fucking lord!!!  (kinda like omfg)  *usually said ecstatically!

Instruction: "omfl i won the contest" What is the definition of "omfl"?


chlorophyl

Context: chlorophyl

Instruction: "chlorophyl" What is the definition of "chlorophyl"?


kara tointon

a sexy, gorgeous, mysterious brit actress

Instruction: "that girl is fit but she's no kara tointon" What is the definition of "kara tointon"?


morphed

Context: i was so morphed off that noff

being really drunk, morphin is getting drunk

Instruction: "i was so morphed off that noff" What is the definition of "morphed"?


camel's hump

Context: i got my ass kicked by a camel's hump

Instruction: "i got my ass kicked by a camel's hump" What is the definition of "camel's hump"?


grue

Instruction: "it was hard to believe it was snowing in tucson, but monique assured her it was grue" What is the definition of "grue"?


cockgobblin

Instruction: ""q"whats your grilfriend gonna be for halloween?" a"a cockgobblin i hope""" What is the definition of "cockgobblin"?


confrustrated

to become a combination of confused and frustrated

Instruction: "the gang banger was confrustrated at the site of a wigger" What is the definition of "confrustrated"?


confrustrated

Instruction: ""mark: hey tom, what's confrustrated mean?  tom: well mark, according to urban dictionary, "the process of being frustrated at one's confusion about any particular subject" What is the definition of "confrustrated"?


confrustrated

Context: my ex- wife has got me so confrustrated

confused and frustrated at the same time

Instruction: "my ex- wife has got me so confrustrated" What is the definition of "confrustrated"?


demuted

Instruction: "omg look at that girls face its so demuted" What is the definition of "demuted"?


demuted

Context: omg that kid is so demuted

Instruction: "omg that kid is so demuted" What is the definition of "demuted"?


corn dumpling

Context: check out that corn dumpling in the can

Instruction: "check out that corn dumpling in the can" What is the definition of "corn dumpling"?


4 to 1

a trance band centered out of portland, oregon

Instruction: "person 1: hey, did you see 4 to 1 the other night? person 2: yeah they were amazing" What is the definition of "4 to 1"?


boring betty

"when you interact with an attractive lass, only to realize immediately that along with her obvious good looks, she has the personality of a wet mop

Instruction: "so i saw this cute girl out and immediately after i introduced myself it was clear she was another boring betty - all looks, no substance" What is the definition of "boring betty"?


baby eagle

Context: my homie just got a new baby eagle

Instruction: "my homie just got a new baby eagle" What is the definition of "baby eagle"?


ceefing

the uncomfortable experience to cough while peeing

Instruction: "i sprayed the toilet seat with piss last night due to ceefing" What is the definition of "ceefing"?


anal rapist

a combination of an analyst who is also trained as a therapist and one of the best ever jokes from arrested development - series 2

Instruction: "here, i'll give you his number, he's the best anal rapist around new york" What is the definition of "anal rapist"?


anal rapist

a combination of an analyst who is also trained as a therapist and one of the best ever jokes from arrested development - series 2

Instruction: "here, i'll give you his number, he's the best anal rapist around new york" What is the definition of "anal rapist"?


slept on

Instruction: "he slept on the cd so i scooped that shit up" What is the definition of "slept on"?


slept on

means, to be ignored or overlooked, not paid their respect (or disrespect) when an effort is made by a person or group of persons

Instruction: "'it ain't right that nas always be slept on by today's radio and tv stations' =[" What is the definition of "slept on"?


slept on

Instruction: "that fucking too short cd was slept on but that shit got some dumb ass slap" What is the definition of "slept on"?


a hashtag started in may 2014 on an application for smart phones called thumb

Instruction: "i'm tired of all these white boys harrassing me for nudes #endstraightwhiteboys2k14" What is the definition of "#endstraightwhiteboys2k14"?


beefin it

beefin it is when a tank ass (fat guy or girl)walks by and you hear there fat legs rubbing together

Instruction: "damn girl did you see that guy, he was totally beefin it" What is the definition of "beefin it"?


eightiesfied

Context: i dyed my shirt and eightiesfied it

when someone takes an everyday item or object and turns it into something that resembles the 80's period

Instruction: "i dyed my shirt and eightiesfied it" What is the definition of "eightiesfied"?


half cut

being fairly buzzed, but not quite drunk

Instruction: "i was only half cut so i was able to get away from the cops" What is the definition of "half cut"?


half cut

being in the state of having a hang over and still being partially drunk

Instruction: "going to work half cut this morning was terrible, i could barely hold my coffee cup and had a pounding headache" What is the definition of "half cut"?


half cut

Context: you know dat sizzurp got me half cut

got a good buzz goin off da liqs you just pugged back but not fully [crunk] yet

Instruction: "you know dat sizzurp got me half cut" What is the definition of "half cut"?


jawz

joking or not telling the truth about something

Instruction: "person 1: i have a million dollars person 2: jawz dude" What is the definition of "jawz"?


carpet kisser

a derogatory term referring to someone of arab descent, who kisses carpets in the process of praying alah and hopes for death to america

Instruction: "that carpet kisser over there was definitely involved 9/11" What is the definition of "carpet kisser"?


man-root

Context: dude you have a huge man-root

Instruction: "dude you have a huge man-root" What is the definition of "man-root"?


ninja-y

Instruction: "so i was talking about sneaking into this house and i realized how ninja-y that sounded" What is the definition of "ninja-y"?


fire ass

Context: "mike: "i had fire ass the other day

eating lots of spicy food then burning your ass hole while shitting

Instruction: ""mike: "i had fire ass the other day" What is the definition of "fire ass"?


chevy camaro

a great car, only second to the ford mustang in the american muscle category of automobiles

Instruction: ""faggot: "just got my new chevy camaro with pimp rims and paddle shifters dude" What is the definition of "chevy camaro"?


bro vs. god

a difficult badminton game, that has to be stopped

Instruction: "we rode our bikes to the park to bro down on some bro vs. god on the tennis courts" What is the definition of "bro vs. god"?


fizuck

Context: fizuck that man

another slang word for fuck, used only in the white ghetto

Instruction: "fizuck that man" What is the definition of "fizuck"?


curating

Context: do not disturb, curating in process

the art of using a cornulator to baste with whilst undercover

Instruction: "do not disturb, curating in process" What is the definition of "curating"?


your mom

Instruction: "your mom : so what did u do today? you : your mom   jen: so what r we doin 2day in french? me: your mom" What is the definition of "your mom"?


your mom

Context: bob: what are you doing? fred: your mom

term used when you can't think of anything else to say

Instruction: "bob: what are you doing? fred: your mom" What is the definition of "your mom"?


bbek

Context: god blesses those who claim bbek

[blood] [bro] [emo] killer one who kills bloods, bros and emo kids

Instruction: "god blesses those who claim bbek" What is the definition of "bbek"?


habu

Context: habu  phonetically - haboo

Instruction: "habu  phonetically - haboo" What is the definition of "habu"?


habu

Context: when in the jungle, beware of the habu

the habu is a deadly venomous snake native to the island of okinawa, japan

Instruction: "when in the jungle, beware of the habu" What is the definition of "habu"?


habu

the covert project name for lockheed's sr-71 blackbird spy plane

Instruction: "habu pilots are basically astronauts without the title" What is the definition of "habu"?


hurty

the feeling a sadist feels when they want to hurt someone

Instruction: "man, have you seen that cute submissive girl over there, she makes me feel so hurty" What is the definition of "hurty"?


hurty

Context: it's all cold and hurty

Instruction: "it's all cold and hurty" What is the definition of "hurty"?


hurty

Instruction: "i fell down and twisted my ankle and now it is hurty" What is the definition of "hurty"?


cuntflex

when a girl is onyour dick but not moving, just sitting there squeezing her pussy muscles on your dick

Instruction: "that girl was riding me so hard last night then just stopped and gave me a cuntflex" What is the definition of "cuntflex"?


fugwad

Context: that fugwad really gives me the creeps

Instruction: "that fugwad really gives me the creeps" What is the definition of "fugwad"?


bumfelt

a little fat runt that feels the bosses arse for clinkers

Instruction: "bumfelt almost always named ronan anclinker clinging lickarse who enjoys his brief moment of glory" What is the definition of "bumfelt"?


back roading

the act of driving down country roads(usually), stealing various signs, smashing mailboxes, and other various forms of criminal mischief while avoding getting caught by the local sheriff/police and residents

Instruction: "hey me and jim are going to go back roading and smash some shit, wanna go?" What is the definition of "back roading"?


bamchenga

an alcoholic drink mixed with vodka, white wine and coca-cola

Instruction: ""no yasemin don't touch the bamchenga "claire you need to stay off the bamchenga""" What is the definition of "bamchenga"?


chachaing

to sit in a circle and and text chacha excessively on questions about life, love, and the pursuit of randomness

Instruction: "i can't come to the party tonight, i'm busy chachaing" What is the definition of "chachaing"?


nooble

word used to describe something annoying, but not quiet a noob

Instruction: "i was about to pwn that noob, but a nooble got in my way" What is the definition of "nooble"?


nooble

Instruction: "i can't tell if that person walking on the sidewalk is a man or woman but it sure has a nice pair of noodle boobs *points* look at the nooble" What is the definition of "nooble"?


nooble

Context: somone needs to nooble that bitch

Instruction: "somone needs to nooble that bitch" What is the definition of "nooble"?


nooble

Instruction: "a baby has a nooble   dude did u see that fag in the loccer room??? i swear he had a nooble" What is the definition of "nooble"?


muddafreeze

Context: muddafreeze i forgot to feed my dog

a slang in the bahamas that is used in a moment of shock or surprise

Instruction: "muddafreeze i forgot to feed my dog" What is the definition of "muddafreeze"?


metalectro

"it's "metal" in an electro house format

Instruction: "the bridge by savoy may not be the first and only example, but i think it is a good example of metalectro" What is the definition of "metalectro"?


cyron

Context: cyron is a one- man- wrecking machine

Instruction: "cyron is a one- man- wrecking machine" What is the definition of "cyron"?


chokin the chicken

to choke the chicken means to masturbate

Instruction: "ralph made the world record in the chokin the chicken contest" What is the definition of "chokin the chicken"?


inner squad

Instruction: "amber, megan, and lana are in my inner squad" What is the definition of "inner squad"?


cooter spit

vaginal fluids excreted usually (but not necessarely) with extreme force

Instruction: "1) when emily orgasms i usually get shot in the eye with cooter spit" What is the definition of "cooter spit"?


baby catcher

Instruction: "joe - so you are pregnant? mary - yeah, hoping to get a good baby catcher to deliver my baby" What is the definition of "baby catcher"?


manthrax

a common modernised nickname for [manflu]

Instruction: "where is dave today? he's at home, manthrax" What is the definition of "manthrax"?


manthrax

Context: manthrax rules

Instruction: "manthrax rules" What is the definition of "manthrax"?


city punch

water and sugar mixed to create a ghetto fabolous drink on a hot but broke afternoon

Instruction: "when you run out of cool aid or juice you can drink city punch for a satisfying taste" What is the definition of "city punch"?


city punch

Instruction: "this city punch has a hint of chlorine that is quite pleasing to the pallatte" What is the definition of "city punch"?


circlivision

Instruction: "the artist had the circlivision when he finished his very innovative painting using the technique of circlism" What is the definition of "circlivision"?


cockhandled

adj: describes anything that a guy touches or holds after going to the bathroom without washing his hands

Instruction: "get your cockhandled hands out of my bag of chips" What is the definition of "cockhandled"?


booty scoops

Context: guy 1: look at that girl's booty scoops

the parts of the [booty] that spill out of a tight pair of undies or a swimsuit

Instruction: "guy 1: look at that girl's booty scoops" What is the definition of "booty scoops"?


dooger

Context: first meaning: thats fucking dooger man

weird, fucked up, messed, also can mean wild, thrilling, or just cool

Instruction: "first meaning: thats fucking dooger man" What is the definition of "dooger"?


dooger

Context: that girl over there, she is a dooger

Instruction: "that girl over there, she is a dooger" What is the definition of "dooger"?


dooger

Context: shorty over there gotta dooger

this is a universal word brought to america by sleepy g and the guy with the co-efforts of s-dot and h-boogie

Instruction: "shorty over there gotta dooger" What is the definition of "dooger"?


dooger

if your trying to get over on the system by returning your close the day after you where it your pretty much a dooger

Instruction: "say someone leaves there foodstamps on the ground and someone picks it up only that preson was as rich as bill gates your dooger" What is the definition of "dooger"?


dooger

Context: dude,i have to drop a mean dooger

Instruction: "dude,i have to drop a mean dooger" What is the definition of "dooger"?


dooger

a slang term, commonly used to refer to males named luis from puerto rico

Instruction: ""dooger, who the fuck is dooger? "it's dooger" What is the definition of "dooger"?


cuntflash

the act of being a wet pussy and flashy at the same time

Instruction: "in a pure cuntflash move, schulte kicked his mom in the cunt in front of her friends and sprinted away" What is the definition of "cuntflash"?


ass flaps

Context: that sucks ass flaps

the skin that causes the sound of a fart located on the anus

Instruction: "that sucks ass flaps" What is the definition of "ass flaps"?


ass flaps

Context: that sucks ass flaps

the skin that causes the sound of a fart located on the anus

Instruction: "that sucks ass flaps" What is the definition of "ass flaps"?


dickmark

the bruise that results from dick-whipping someone

Instruction: "he pulled out, busted a nut on her chin and dick-whipped her so hard it left a dickmark that lasted for five days" What is the definition of "dickmark"?


dickmark

Context: man: the dickmark won't wash off

a burnmark which appears on your penis when you're giving a girl anal and she farts all over your cock (usually quite a wet fart too, m'lord)

Instruction: "man: the dickmark won't wash off" What is the definition of "dickmark"?


25th base

Context: jack: i got to 25th base last night

25th base is the act of having sex with 2 women, at the same time, while playing starcraft on the pc against 7 people and owning them all

Instruction: "jack: i got to 25th base last night" What is the definition of "25th base"?


25th base

sneaking into the bear enclosure at the zoo and penetrating different orifices on each bear in the order: 1

Instruction: "i went to 25th base at london zoo last night and they couldn't sew it back on" What is the definition of "25th base"?


buttfucking beatoff

Instruction: "goddamn that pussy's a buttfucking beatoff" What is the definition of "buttfucking beatoff"?


ball crawl

the movement a man makes to reposition his scrotum and/or penis from an uncomfortable area

Instruction: ""-"dude, why are you moving around so much?"  -"sorry man, ball crawl" What is the definition of "ball crawl"?


ball crawl

the undulation of the scrotum that naturally occours due to moderate temperature changes

Instruction: "this ball crawl is making me think i've got bugs" What is the definition of "ball crawl"?


doom guy

a nameless yet awesome space marine from the 90's videogame doom

Instruction: ""yo, did you see that guy who just mugged that pedestrian? he just went all doom guy on him" What is the definition of "doom guy"?


donko

a person that is just all around great in aspects

Instruction: ""kristina: "omg that guy is so donko, i want to sleep with him now"   robert: "man, i wish i was donko" What is the definition of "donko"?


donko

Context: you're a mad donko

Instruction: "you're a mad donko" What is the definition of "donko"?


donko

Context: god, that guy is such a donko

Instruction: "god, that guy is such a donko" What is the definition of "donko"?


breyonna

Context: your so breyonna today katie

a smart fun outgoing beautiful girl with big boobs and a booty who likes to joke around and is usually one of the guys

Instruction: "your so breyonna today katie" What is the definition of "breyonna"?


cat heads

cat heads---southern term for biscuits--the kind your grandmaw makes

Instruction: "ya'll come eat--the cat heads are getting cold" What is the definition of "cat heads"?


doodoo mouse

Instruction: "person 1: deeeeeeeerrrrrpyderpppp person 2: shut up, doodoo mouse" What is the definition of "doodoo mouse"?


brizm

Instruction: "yo this i got this brizm comin thru tonite" What is the definition of "brizm"?


burn what you brung

like [bring your own booze] but when you have to bring your own food to a barbeque

Instruction: "jimmy: hey you coming to chris' bbq later? dave: yeahmate i got some steak its burn what you brung" What is the definition of "burn what you brung"?


qatar

a generally small bich pretty wealthy country on the northern side of saudi arabia

Instruction: "no one on the news pronounces qatar correctly" What is the definition of "qatar"?


qatar

Context: the locals pronounce qatar as gah-ter

a small country north of the united arab emirates

Instruction: "the locals pronounce qatar as gah-ter" What is the definition of "qatar"?


qatar

qatar is a small country located in the persian gulf, right between dubai and saudi arabia

Instruction: "what is the world's richest country? its qatar" What is the definition of "qatar"?


qatar

a tiny freaking country north of saudi arabia, pronounced cutter

Instruction: "that qatar country has so much money they flew out 40 american teachers to live there for 30 days" What is the definition of "qatar"?


qatar

Context: qatar is a muslim country

qatar(kuh-taahr) sits on a peninsular and is almost completely surrounded by the calm crystal waters of the arabian gulf

Instruction: "qatar is a muslim country" What is the definition of "qatar"?


designated bouffant

Instruction: "'meet me at the designated bouffant so we can karoke to dolly parton'" What is the definition of "designated bouffant"?


28 days later

Context: 28 days later is the best movie ever

after breaking into a primate research facility, a group of animal rights activists discover caged chimps chained up before banks of screens displaying horrifically violent images

Instruction: "28 days later is the best movie ever" What is the definition of "28 days later"?


baby bling

celebrity babies adopted or conceived for publicity purposes

Instruction: "madonna headed to africa to pick up some baby bling" What is the definition of "baby bling"?


baby bling

Context: madonna got some baby bling this month

babies adopted by celebrites to cause contravresy and commotion

Instruction: "madonna got some baby bling this month" What is the definition of "baby bling"?


blind cyclops

Context: oh man, i have a blind cyclops

"most commonly this happens early in the morning for men, especially after a night of sex, but could happen just by sitting in one position for too long

Instruction: "oh man, i have a blind cyclops" What is the definition of "blind cyclops"?


campaign goggles

when working on a campaign, you start becoming attracted to other staffers that you would not normally find attractive

Instruction: "normally, i wouldn't have touched her, but i got a case of campaign goggles and ended up hooking up with her" What is the definition of "campaign goggles"?


b a m f

Context: i want to buy a car that is a b a m f

Instruction: "i want to buy a car that is a b a m f" What is the definition of "b a m f"?


nintaijutsu

Context: nintaijutsu is korean ninjutsu

whatever martial art chosuninja is obssesing on at the time

Instruction: "nintaijutsu is korean ninjutsu" What is the definition of "nintaijutsu"?


chilli donut

the act of placing a hot substance (tobasco sauce, chilli powder, tiger balm) on the outside of your franger then nailin a chick in the ass

Instruction: "the bitch was gagging for it all night so i took her home and gave her a chilli donut" What is the definition of "chilli donut"?


acura tls

an overrated vehicle that looks like crap

Instruction: "wesley: the 2007 acura tls is a piece of shit  lawrence: yeah" What is the definition of "acura tls"?


r.i.p.

Context: r.i.p. pac, biggie, and pun

Instruction: "r.i.p. pac, biggie, and pun" What is the definition of "r.i.p."?


asian slut

an asian male or female mostly females who sleeps around or go from one boyfriend or girlfriend to the next

Instruction: ""man i got some of that asian chick last night  "dude i got some last week she's the asian slut of the school""" What is the definition of "asian slut"?


babe squad

a group of chicks in your office, usually administrative assistants, that are hot and always get invited to lunch and happy hours, even if they royaly suck at life

Instruction: "tom:  you wanna get drinks after work?  sam:  hell yeah, who's going?  tom:  shit, we can call the babe squad" What is the definition of "babe squad"?


bun your jaddles

Context: i'm gonna bun your jaddles

Instruction: "i'm gonna bun your jaddles" What is the definition of "bun your jaddles"?


brown bag lunch

"when a gentleman places his scrotum and testicles inside the anal cavity of the young lady thus acquiring said "brown bag"

Instruction: ""after a stimulating night at the opera theodore surprised emily with a brown bag lunch" What is the definition of "brown bag lunch"?


decrepitating

another word used to describe an extremely advanced state of decomposition

Instruction: ""did you see that zombie with the decrepitating skin? "yeah, he looked perfectly ripe" What is the definition of "decrepitating"?


cdka&eu

"cdka&eu is a symbol that stands for conscience, discretion, knowledge, acceptance and empathetic understanding

Instruction: ""a person possessing substantial cdka&eu would be kind, honest, forgiving, and abstain from negativity" What is the definition of "cdka&eu"?


bow out

to gracefully leave a situation that you've had enough of

Instruction: "man i think i'm gonna bow out soon and get to bed" What is the definition of "bow out"?


carmex helicopter

when your girlfriend is giving you a blow job and your about to blow your load

Instruction: ""i did the carmex helicopter to " spider monkey " and i got some by her lips but more in her eye" What is the definition of "carmex helicopter"?


drug free zone

usually the place in town with the most drugs

Instruction: "man i'm all out of the good stuff, i'd better head to the drug free zone" What is the definition of "drug free zone"?


a couple few

a term used in the southern united states to describe a number that is more than 2 but less than 10

Instruction: "how many beers have you had tonight, bob?  i dunno, a couple few" What is the definition of "a couple few"?


a couple few

"more than that which is typically described as "a few"

Instruction: "if i could just get a couple few o dem gerbils in mah ass" What is the definition of "a couple few"?


cherry wood

when a guy gets a hard on after having sex with a woman who is menstruating

Instruction: "i got a cherry wood last night when i fucked my girlfriend" What is the definition of "cherry wood"?


dayton dash

when you have poo about to fall out of your ass while running to the toliet

Instruction: "man i ate some taco bell and almost didnt make the dayton dash to the porto poti in the park" What is the definition of "dayton dash"?


cayet

Context: did you see that cayet over there

Instruction: "did you see that cayet over there" What is the definition of "cayet"?


cayet

"the word "cat" in the ancient language of cayess"

Instruction: "hey ayesh, look at that fluffy old cayet" What is the definition of "cayet"?


azzion

Context: a name if a boy of azzion

Instruction: "a name if a boy of azzion" What is the definition of "azzion"?


ball cramps

to have a cramp begin in either your legs or stomach, eventually the pain spreads to your balls

Instruction: "dammit, dude, i had a leg cramp and it started to spread, and now i have ball cramps" What is the definition of "ball cramps"?


ball cramps

periodic soreness or tightening of the male genitalia

Instruction: "hey girl not tonight, i still have major ball cramps" What is the definition of "ball cramps"?


Instruction: "1) me: lol you: lol me: lol you: lololo me l0rn" What is the definition of "l0rn"?


daughtering

treating yourself or another person like a defenseless little girl

Instruction: "who cares if you're boyfriend dumped you? stop daughtering yourself" What is the definition of "daughtering"?


code-whisperer

Instruction: "andrew was often found whispering to himself, and gradually obtained the persona of a code-whisperer" What is the definition of "code-whisperer"?


dick gobblin

Instruction: "my friend brittney on the bus is a dick gobblin" What is the definition of "dick gobblin"?


casserole monday

when the bra is removed and swung around the head

Instruction: "yo last night at the strip club dem bitches were pullin a casserole monday" What is the definition of "casserole monday"?


blehhhhrg

adjective describing something disturbing, but of a particularly diffcult to describe variety of disturbing

Instruction: "the perfect word for an obese bearded nun punishing a curly-haired blond girl with a spanking is blehhhhrg" What is the definition of "blehhhhrg"?


cunt dragon

someone who goes out of their way to ruin lives and reputations

Instruction: "just because some cunt dragon decides to troll facebook and send incriminating pictures to the cops, innocent kids are getting f**ked over" What is the definition of "cunt dragon"?


fleeced

Context: damn that fat hoe is fleeced

Instruction: "damn that fat hoe is fleeced" What is the definition of "fleeced"?


noway

"from the phrase [no way] meaning similar to [woah] to be used when the speaker is gobsmaked

Instruction: "person 1: i got some new nike trainers today person 2: noway person 1: way person 2: noway person 1: way" What is the definition of "noway"?


bannage

Context: i want teh bannage

when the long arm of the law is cast down from the high temples of identology by the high priest odfareal (actual location unknown)

Instruction: "i want teh bannage" What is the definition of "bannage"?


chuubby

Context: wow what a chuubby

Instruction: "wow what a chuubby" What is the definition of "chuubby"?


canton crab-walk

a sexual act where one partner is crouched down moving side to side, scuttling like a crab

Instruction: "i took tina out for some [chipotle], and afterwards i just had to take her for a canton crab-walk" What is the definition of "canton crab-walk"?


a'ight blah

"when a person is disgusted or just plain annoyed by what someone else is saying

Instruction: "what are you talking about man? a'ight blah" What is the definition of "a'ight blah"?


5 oh

Instruction: ""a group of guys were doing something shady on the corner of southcentral and then when a cop passed by a vato would yell "5 oh , 5 oh" What is the definition of "5 oh"?


all billy'd up

Instruction: "damon: blah blah schniggity  neil: yo - you are all billy'd up  damon: naw im not  neil: dude, look at yourself, you're a closey-eyed-freak" What is the definition of "all billy'd up"?


azali

eternity, everlasting, without beginning (in swahili)

Instruction: "masai ana kikwao lugha ya tangu azali na mahara wana yao" What is the definition of "azali"?


coulture

Instruction: "i can only relate to people i share the same coulture with" What is the definition of "coulture"?


biotchified

a woman that gets all dressed up in a bad way, but she thinks she looks good

Instruction: "look at her she's all biotchified tonight" What is the definition of "biotchified"?


decuircio

person that makes up words and adds them to websites such as this

Instruction: "rob totally pulled a decuircio on the word crapalistic" What is the definition of "decuircio"?


chocolate over easy

when a girl is in doggy position, plays with her pussy while her guy fingers her butt and he jacks off at the same time

Instruction: "my girl is such a freak she always wants a chocolate over easy" What is the definition of "chocolate over easy"?


badhass

badhass is derived from two words, bad and ass

Instruction: "man: wow look at that guy across the street, he has some badhass clothes" What is the definition of "badhass"?


b.w.i.

Context: b.w.i. is enhanced by wearing bling

Instruction: "b.w.i. is enhanced by wearing bling" What is the definition of "b.w.i."?


ambica

Instruction: "ambica left with lord shiva to their heavenly abode kailash" What is the definition of "ambica"?


ambica

Context: ambica is being an ambica

Instruction: "ambica is being an ambica" What is the definition of "ambica"?


can u not talk

a way to call an asshole (usually a girl) a cunt

Instruction: "*a girl says a asshole remark to a girl* girl: can u not talk" What is the definition of "can u not talk"?


ben johnson

the baddest [mofo] on the face of the earth

Instruction: "example 1: scrawny white boy:  did you see that bad ass dude?    ben johnson wannabe:  hells yeah i saw him son" What is the definition of "ben johnson"?


ben johnson

Instruction: "wow, you totally pulled a ben johnson when you slipped on that rain puddle" What is the definition of "ben johnson"?


crazioactive

Context: that girl is crazioactive

Instruction: "that girl is crazioactive" What is the definition of "crazioactive"?


city blue

clothing store that is literally everywhere in the city of [philadelphia], or at least in center city

Instruction: "i got my sean john hoodie at city blue cause i couldn't find one i liked at [kop]" What is the definition of "city blue"?


cell walker

one who has a loud, public conversation on a cell phone w/ total disregard of who's listening

Instruction: "i heard some cell walker arguing w/ her mother while in the check out line" What is the definition of "cell walker"?


ass tax

Instruction: ""you tapped that yet? "naw, but i am going to levy an ass tax on her tonight" What is the definition of "ass tax"?


ass tax

Instruction: "you betta need to be payin me that ass tax" What is the definition of "ass tax"?


ass tax

Instruction: ""you tapped that yet? "naw, but i am going to levy an ass tax on her tonight" What is the definition of "ass tax"?


ass tax

Instruction: "you betta need to be payin me that ass tax" What is the definition of "ass tax"?


cameron hill

Context: cameron hill is one sexy mother fucker

Instruction: "cameron hill is one sexy mother fucker" What is the definition of "cameron hill"?


blithe

the ability to make the opposite sex fart when you want them too

Instruction: "jerry made elizabeth fart because he has the power of blithe" What is the definition of "blithe"?


blithe

a fat person who looks like a piece of shit and wants to get anal raped by a cow

Instruction: "if i didn't know ur name was holga, i would think that u were blithe ur fat bastard" What is the definition of "blithe"?


more than friends but not dating

Instruction: "you like eachother but you're not dating, so you're more than friends but not dating" What is the definition of "more than friends but not dating"?


spunk recepticle

someone who has a whole lot of unprotected sex with the load shot in

Instruction: "that wanda, no rubbers ever, doesn't spill a drop, a total spunk recepticle" What is the definition of "spunk recepticle"?


angus young

Context: awsome guitar player : angus young

acdc lead guitarist, one the best guitar players out there

Instruction: "awsome guitar player : angus young" What is the definition of "angus young"?


angus young

Context: i wish i was angus young  ha

dude, only the coolest guy to ever walk the planet (no joke)

Instruction: "i wish i was angus young  ha" What is the definition of "angus young"?


angus young

Instruction: "people wish they could play guitar like angus young" What is the definition of "angus young"?


angus young

angus young is the lead guitarist for the australian rock band ac/dc

Instruction: "angus young wrote and played some of the most memorable guitar riffs ever (ex" What is the definition of "angus young"?


angus young

angus young is the lead guitarist of the australian band ac/dc

Instruction: "if angus young is such a horrible guitar player, why is there no one out there who has the ability to play as well?" What is the definition of "angus young"?


brizzum

Context: "hey what's up, brizzum "peace

Instruction: ""hey what's up, brizzum "peace" What is the definition of "brizzum"?


dewcha

Instruction: "dewcha momma tells you or i'll whoop your butt" What is the definition of "dewcha"?


happy wheels

a fun game but a little bit gory as your body parts can come off

Instruction: "sophie: maia is soooo good at happy wheels" What is the definition of "happy wheels"?


de'aja

beautiful and usually smart, loving and encouraging

Instruction: "de'aja will tell you the truth all the time" What is the definition of "de'aja"?


fecetation

Context: as i approached home, fecetation set in

increasingly painful urge to deficate as one travels closer to toilet facilities

Instruction: "as i approached home, fecetation set in" What is the definition of "fecetation"?


choir girl

a [girl] who's in a choir and sings with a group of three or more

Instruction: ""damn homie, you know that choir girl corinthia from the church of mlk? "yea, my nigga, that ho a dime" What is the definition of "choir girl"?


clit biscuit

Context: michelle sure has a fat clit biscuit

Instruction: "michelle sure has a fat clit biscuit" What is the definition of "clit biscuit"?


buttcrud

Instruction: "david works in his baseball mitt with deidra's buttcrud" What is the definition of "buttcrud"?


beater blocker

Instruction: "avoid child support payments, use a beater blocker" What is the definition of "beater blocker"?


boca raton

a city located in south florida on the east side

Instruction: "some fucking assholes don't know how nice it is to live in such a beautiful place as boca raton" What is the definition of "boca raton"?


boca raton

rich brats who think they are better than everyone

Instruction: "(person 1) hi im from boca raton  o so ur rich and overly smart  umm yea pretty much" What is the definition of "boca raton"?


carol decker

Instruction: "�we just totally carol deckered that guy� �did you carol decker me while i was in the bathroom�" What is the definition of "carol decker"?


baby daddy

Context: he just my baby daddy

Instruction: "he just my baby daddy" What is the definition of "baby daddy"?


baby daddy

Instruction: "that man isn't my boyfriend, he's my baby daddy" What is the definition of "baby daddy"?


baby daddy

Context: shaquisha - there go my baby daddy

baby daddy is the most common male first name in filthadelphia due to the large number of males who seemingly have no name

Instruction: "shaquisha - there go my baby daddy" What is the definition of "baby daddy"?


baby daddy

a man who only shows up when he's horny, is nowhere to be found on payday and swears he's a muslim when christmas comes around

Instruction: "my baby daddy didn't get our baby no easter outfit, cuz he said he's jewish now and can't go against his religion to celebrate easter" What is the definition of "baby daddy"?


buffalo run

a [hazing] ritual, typically on a football team, in which a bottle of sports drink is forcibly inserted into a lesser member's anus

Instruction: ""john got the buffalo run at the party last night" What is the definition of "buffalo run"?


binfiltrator

the typical urban knobhead who is to lazy to put his garbage bin out for collection

Instruction: "the binfiltrator struck again the other night" What is the definition of "binfiltrator"?


chocolate steamtrain

a large, solid and uncomfortable bowel motion, one that will cause [assburn]

Instruction: " after being constipated for a week, the last thing you need is to have a chocolate steamtrain to relieve the break" What is the definition of "chocolate steamtrain"?


pangs

Instruction: ""in the winter my girlfriend goes from brazillain to pangs" What is the definition of "pangs"?


pangs

painful tendencies, can be applied to absolutely any situation

Instruction: "oh man i fell on my wrist yesterday, the wrist pangs are finally getting to me" What is the definition of "pangs"?


argenta-oreana high school

a high school located right in the middle of illinois filled with nothing, but wanna-be hicks, fake racists, and easy women

Instruction: "if you went to argenta-oreana high school you're probably a loser" What is the definition of "argenta-oreana high school"?


cum gurgler

one who immensely enjoys the spoils of fellating a male

Instruction: "you're such a [fucking] cum gurgler matt" What is the definition of "cum gurgler"?


calvin coolidge

"the 30th president of the united states of america, and quite possibly one of the greatest executives this republic has ever had in modern times

Instruction: "calvin coolidge would be considered a [paleoconservative] by today's understanding of politics" What is the definition of "calvin coolidge"?


scrumper

the flap of skin above between your top lip and your top row of teeth

Instruction: "i got my scrumper pierced, i call him scrumpy" What is the definition of "scrumper"?


scrumper

Context: duuddee your scrumper is sick

a piercing on the flap of skin between your upper lip and gums

Instruction: "duuddee your scrumper is sick" What is the definition of "scrumper"?


chinglet

Instruction: "balthazar: aww look at that little chinglet" What is the definition of "chinglet"?


jiff

Context: i will be back in a jiff

Instruction: "i will be back in a jiff" What is the definition of "jiff"?


jiff

to describe something that is getting on your nerves / becoming an annoyance

Instruction: "that yaya toure song is getting on my jiff" What is the definition of "jiff"?


jiff

Instruction: "yo lets get some jiff yo i am madd jiffed up i did so much jiff last night" What is the definition of "jiff"?


jiff

a student from the main campus of a university, commonly someone who pays more money for a higher standard of accommodation and shoves it down your throat with snobbery

Instruction: ""paul, have you heard what the jiff's have been saying about our accommodation? "can't believe that bloke just called uwe a shithole, fucking jiff" What is the definition of "jiff"?


jiff

Instruction: "i was u all night sniffing jiff with my buddies" What is the definition of "jiff"?


jiff

Context: man last nite was jiff maaaann

jiff is used to described something that is totally awesome

Instruction: "man last nite was jiff maaaann" What is the definition of "jiff"?


grille cheese

semen on teeth and face after performing oral sex

Instruction: ""person either sex performing fellatio on a male but not swallowing, having semen on teeth and face (grille) " last night at my crib she had grille cheese" What is the definition of "grille cheese"?


cgi-fest

a film that is contains a shitload of cgi, which wow's many people, but its usually is criticized by many

Instruction: "guy 1: hey did you see 2012? guy 2: yea total cgi-fest guy 1: word" What is the definition of "cgi-fest"?


bitch beard

a beard grown to signify something bad that has happened, and how much of a bitch he is about handling it

Instruction: "did you see dom in gears 3? he grew a bitch beard because his wife died" What is the definition of "bitch beard"?


bush clown

used to describe native american people in their natural habitat

Instruction: "is that crazy bush clown doing the sun dance or is he drunk?" What is the definition of "bush clown"?


lumbering

Instruction: ""can i lumber you? "i was lumbering this girl hard last night""" What is the definition of "lumbering"?


gentleman's thank you

after the woman finishes sucking the man off, the man eats the woman out

Instruction: "after suzy sucked the man off, her man gave her the gentleman's thank you" What is the definition of "gentleman's thank you"?


k town

Context: we're rollin through k town

k-town is a nickname for an area of a series of chicago streets whose names begin with the letter k

Instruction: "we're rollin through k town" What is the definition of "k town"?


k town

Context: lets kick it in k town

Instruction: "lets kick it in k town" What is the definition of "k town"?


fronking

Context: bob and jim were fronking in the pool

someone who farts in the bath tub and the bites the bubbles

Instruction: "bob and jim were fronking in the pool" What is the definition of "fronking"?


corn boat

Instruction: "the large corn boat that was sending out muggy sulfur reports earlier is in the toilet" What is the definition of "corn boat"?


bazi

Context: jen is such a bazi

refers to certain residents of the borough of brooklyn, ny that are convinced that the entire world revolves around brooklyn

Instruction: "jen is such a bazi" What is the definition of "bazi"?


bazi

Context: bazi up

bazi is a chinese astrological system to tell an individual's fortune

Instruction: "bazi up" What is the definition of "bazi"?


church it up

to make something appear better or nicer than it actually is

Instruction: " don't try to church it up man, it's a piece of shit" What is the definition of "church it up"?


angelic devil

Instruction: "i never knew if you ever prayed,its not just surprising but i guess you are an angelic devil" What is the definition of "angelic devil"?


bethany blackwell

[he] is the useful lesbian that converts to women yet falls in love with men that are in high school

Instruction: "put your bethany blackwell in my vaginal circle" What is the definition of "bethany blackwell"?


ass acoustics

each persons ass has a specific form which causes people's farts to sound differently

Instruction: "- why are my farts always louder than yours? - cause we have different ass acoustics" What is the definition of "ass acoustics"?


booty balls

it's when you use really soft toliet paper to wipe your booty and end up with toilet paper balls between your cheecks

Instruction: "i was going down on this chick and noticed she had booty balls between her butt cheeks" What is the definition of "booty balls"?


bo jackson's

Instruction: ""yo pass me them 10 bo jackson's ya owe me" What is the definition of "bo jackson's"?


2,000 dirty flushes

"ingesting a copious amount of blue food coloring in order to turn ones fecal matter blue with the intent of upperdecking an unsuspecting person

Instruction: "lance downed 2 cups of blue food coloring and in 12 hours he's doing the 2,000 dirty flushes on jaimies toilet" What is the definition of "2,000 dirty flushes"?


sausage porridge

when a man reached orgasm and his meat rod lobs a batch of sausage porridge

Instruction: "i went with this girl last night and lobbed a batch of sausage porridge all over her face and gave her an organic face wash" What is the definition of "sausage porridge"?


kenyorian

Context: you are such a kenyorian

instead of saying 'you're a [bitch]' or 'your a [fag]' and getting in deep trouble, just say, 'you're a kenyorian'

Instruction: "you are such a kenyorian" What is the definition of "kenyorian"?


belgian chinstrap

while receiving a blowjob, the male pulls the excess flesh from his nutsack and wraps it around the girls chin, hence, creating the belgian chinstrap

Instruction: "me and that girl from the bar got freaky last night and i gave her a belgian chinstrap" What is the definition of "belgian chinstrap"?


andy beech

Context: he's trying to andy beech it

the image you have of this fella is unforgettable

Instruction: "he's trying to andy beech it" What is the definition of "andy beech"?


apple eater

Context: catherine is an apple eater

1: when a woman sticks an apple core in her twat and hopes to grow a tree

Instruction: "catherine is an apple eater" What is the definition of "apple eater"?


apple eater

Instruction: "if you don't respect your friend the apple eater will get you" What is the definition of "apple eater"?


apple eater

someone who comes from the state of tasmania, australia, an aple growing state

Instruction: "john was born and bred in hobart, he's a real apple eater" What is the definition of "apple eater"?


apple eater

Instruction: "see him over there, he is such an apple eater" What is the definition of "apple eater"?


cookie-puss

Context: yo, i gave that ho the cookie-puss

the act of placing one's testicles on the eyes of a girl, then laying the penis down her nose in the honor of the ice cream cake from carvel

Instruction: "yo, i gave that ho the cookie-puss" What is the definition of "cookie-puss"?


cookie-puss

Context: me: ahh its cookie-puss

Instruction: "me: ahh its cookie-puss" What is the definition of "cookie-puss"?


dude bro

Context: dude bro

"(1) commonly used phrase by armenian/persian-americans to address another person(s) regardless of time, place, or situation

Instruction: "dude bro" What is the definition of "dude bro"?


bizzoe

Context: angela is the biggest bizzoe

Instruction: "angela is the biggest bizzoe" What is the definition of "bizzoe"?


deetsmachine

Context: (1) let me put it in my deetsmachine

Instruction: "(1) let me put it in my deetsmachine" What is the definition of "deetsmachine"?


buttheavy

when you have a massive dump that needs unloading

Instruction: "i need to lighten my load, i'm buttheavy bro" What is the definition of "buttheavy"?


aramina bel'tara

former [shara] and member of house [araka]

Instruction: "aramina bel'tara was a former [shara] of house [araka]" What is the definition of "aramina bel'tara"?


dont hate

Context: whoa dont hate on me i am g

to say dont make fun of, to tell to be nice, something random to get someones attention

Instruction: "whoa dont hate on me i am g" What is the definition of "dont hate"?


dont hate

Context: dont hate me 'cos im better than you

said to people who dont like you, simply because you are better than they are

Instruction: "dont hate me 'cos im better than you" What is the definition of "dont hate"?


donkey blessed

Instruction: ""steve: "ahh that hugo is donkey blessed" What is the definition of "donkey blessed"?


coffin nail

Context: a coffin nail a day will put you away

Instruction: "a coffin nail a day will put you away" What is the definition of "coffin nail"?


coffin nail

a death metal band from mississippi whose sound has progressed to include deathcore and gothenburg influences

Instruction: "man, i can't wait to see coffin nail break it down this weekend" What is the definition of "coffin nail"?


duh-weebs

Context: there sure are a lot of duh-weebs

the plural form of [duh-weeb], you duh-weeb!

Instruction: "there sure are a lot of duh-weebs" What is the definition of "duh-weebs"?


chipfault

distress put on a potato chip before it breaks and stays behind in the dish

Instruction: "you can tell when a chipfault has occurred because you can see half of the chip left in the salsa" What is the definition of "chipfault"?


foie gras

foie gras is a french ingredient, which is the duck liver, and fatted

Instruction: "p�t� de foie gras served picnic-style with a sauternes wine and bread" What is the definition of "foie gras"?


foie gras

Instruction: "dax: avery, you must have some foie gras today" What is the definition of "foie gras"?


foie gras

to foie gras is to insert your dick deep into a woman's throat, cumming inside while she non-willingly chokes on it

Instruction: "thurston, how could you foie gras me like that?" What is the definition of "foie gras"?


foie gras

foie gras is a french ingredient, which is the duck liver, and fatted

Instruction: "p�t� de foie gras served picnic-style with a sauternes wine and bread" What is the definition of "foie gras"?


foie gras

Instruction: "dax: avery, you must have some foie gras today" What is the definition of "foie gras"?


foie gras

to foie gras is to insert your dick deep into a woman's throat, cumming inside while she non-willingly chokes on it

Instruction: "thurston, how could you foie gras me like that?" What is the definition of "foie gras"?


gammon danglers

Instruction: "errr did you see her gammon danglers ? they were blue waffle rough" What is the definition of "gammon danglers"?


admented reality

the practice of augmenting real life photographs and videos with computer-generated advertisements inserted after the images have been captured

Instruction: "google is introducing a concept of admented reality by proposing that real life billboards in their street view photos be augmented with virtual advertisements they sell" What is the definition of "admented reality"?


admented reality

a combination of advertising and [augmented reality]

Instruction: "admented reality is an advertising layer - e" What is the definition of "admented reality"?


automatic fini

Instruction: "my new cell phone is terrible; when i'm in the middle of a conversation i get automatic fini" What is the definition of "automatic fini"?


forum moderator power abuse

the abuse of an online forum's moderating, usually by most or rarely one of the sites moderators

Instruction: "forum moderator power abuse - removing posts that do not violate any of the forum's rules" What is the definition of "forum moderator power abuse"?


bulkace

Instruction: "the party i went to on the weekend was bulkace" What is the definition of "bulkace"?


brollerblading

Instruction: "bro, that chick totally wants to go brollerblading with you" What is the definition of "brollerblading"?


gator in the hole

when an individual is in the dark by choice and their companion in approaching

Instruction: "nicole watch out mariah is in the room; gator in the hole if you know what i mean" What is the definition of "gator in the hole"?


chimba

Context: i'm love the pussies me gusta la chimba

Instruction: "i'm love the pussies me gusta la chimba " What is the definition of "chimba "?


boob filling

Instruction: "i'll just say all my boob filling went to my ass, lauren" What is the definition of "boob filling"?


black clitoris truck driver

the act of inserting a stick shift onto a woman and driving down the highway while changing her gears butt ass naked

Instruction: "i met this truck driver, he was a black clitoris truck driver" What is the definition of "black clitoris truck driver"?


boom time

a phrase used to signify extreme moments of excitement, joy, or overall enthusiasm

Instruction: ""(after just succefully spiking a volleyball to the opposing teams side) "what now? boom time" What is the definition of "boom time"?


cum guzzling semen demon

some one  who guzzles semen at a rapid pace

Instruction: "dude i went out with this chick last night and she was a cum guzzling semen demon" What is the definition of "cum guzzling semen demon"?


cum guzzling semen demon

the evil semen demon lurking in courtney ladowski's vagina

Instruction: "dude she's such a cum guzzling semen demon" What is the definition of "cum guzzling semen demon"?


arab bang

Context: i cant believe you had an arab bang

term used when having had sex with an arab

Instruction: "i cant believe you had an arab bang" What is the definition of "arab bang"?


halfanapping

usually occurs during an impromptu nap taken while watching television

Instruction: "sorry i missed your call, i was halfanapping and couldn't tell whether it was on tv or not" What is the definition of "halfanapping"?


cuntiblast

the whiff of [snatch] when you flip over your sex-partner during an epic session of intercourse

Instruction: "the cuntiblast from jamie's poon almost put me off my stroke" What is the definition of "cuntiblast"?


bobbitted

cutting off a dude's junk and tossing it out the window

Instruction: "the solution to avoid seeing pete wentz's cock all the damn time is to have him bobbitted" What is the definition of "bobbitted"?


demcomics

Context: i am the owner of demcomics

Instruction: "i am the owner of demcomics" What is the definition of "demcomics"?


basha

Instruction: "set your basha up here and get your head down" What is the definition of "basha"?


basha

Instruction: "i heared he hooked up with basha on vacation, damn he's lucky" What is the definition of "basha"?


basha

Context: you are so full of basha

Instruction: "you are so full of basha" What is the definition of "basha"?


basha

Context: this spot may be good to set up a basha

Instruction: "this spot may be good to set up a basha" What is the definition of "basha"?


basha

Instruction: "set your basha up here and get your head down" What is the definition of "basha"?


basha

Instruction: "i heared he hooked up with basha on vacation, damn he's lucky" What is the definition of "basha"?


basha

Context: you are so full of basha

Instruction: "you are so full of basha" What is the definition of "basha"?


basha

Context: this spot may be good to set up a basha

Instruction: "this spot may be good to set up a basha" What is the definition of "basha"?


basha

Instruction: "set your basha up here and get your head down" What is the definition of "basha"?


basha

Instruction: "i heared he hooked up with basha on vacation, damn he's lucky" What is the definition of "basha"?


basha

Context: you are so full of basha

Instruction: "you are so full of basha" What is the definition of "basha"?


basha

Context: this spot may be good to set up a basha

Instruction: "this spot may be good to set up a basha" What is the definition of "basha"?


discombobulating

Context: your personality is discombobulating

Instruction: "your personality is discombobulating" What is the definition of "discombobulating"?


button bruise

when your jeans are too tight whether it be due to the dryer, weight gain or a buffet and you get a bruise from the button plowing into your stomach

Instruction: "i did not gain weight but the damn dryer made me get a button bruise" What is the definition of "button bruise"?


ausis

Context: tenia un ausis com un cab�s

Instruction: "tenia un ausis com un cab�s" What is the definition of "ausis"?


brown blow hole

Context: that bitch gave me the brown blow hole

when you are eating a girl out and she is on her hands and knees and she then shits in your mouth

Instruction: "that bitch gave me the brown blow hole" What is the definition of "brown blow hole"?


dog everything

Instruction: "the load looked as if it was going to fall so the ground guide gave the signal to dog everything" What is the definition of "dog everything"?


ass tickle

Context: i got ass tickle from that road

when sitting on a skateboard while its moving on a bumpy road and your ass gets tickled from the vibrations

Instruction: "i got ass tickle from that road" What is the definition of "ass tickle"?


browns suck

Instruction: "true of false?  the browns suck  answer is false" What is the definition of "browns suck"?


browns suck

Context: dem browns suck

a pittsburgh pennsylvanians way of thnking

Instruction: "dem browns suck" What is the definition of "browns suck"?


balloon menace

anyone who buys balloons, inflates them and puts them in unsuspecting peoples mailboxes

Instruction: "qui gon jim: why did we buy balloons and put them in that persons mailbox?  darth helium: because we are a balloon menace" What is the definition of "balloon menace"?


dippin stix

Instruction: "daddy b gotta wire his hoes with dippin stix before they go to work" What is the definition of "dippin stix"?


ant tits

Instruction: "that song was fantastic - i've got ant tits all over" What is the definition of "ant tits"?


awkward stalling

when inside a public washroom, when little or no one is occupying the stalls, and someone picks the stall right next to yours

Instruction: "dude, you gave me stage fright with your awkward stalling" What is the definition of "awkward stalling"?


catastraphonic

Instruction: "my wife let a catastraphonic fart, or the new right said fred album is catastraphonic" What is the definition of "catastraphonic"?


choga

Instruction: "had he not maintained his daily choga routine, the tumour on his choda would have likely gone unnoticed" What is the definition of "choga"?


choga

the act of doing yoga for the express purpose of looking at your [choda]

Instruction: "my choga routine has made me so flexible, i can now look at my choda, it's breathtaking" What is the definition of "choga"?


dirty kevin

the act of being tea-bagged by a group of blind, unshowered black men

Instruction: "a dirty kevin is like a shitload of foul smelling bats flying into your face" What is the definition of "dirty kevin"?


dirty kevin

when 2 males are together, one male drives a spoon all the way into the others rectum and then retrives it with there mouth and eats the contents

Instruction: "antoine give his grandmother such a bad dirty kevin she coudn't walk for the rest of her short lived life" What is the definition of "dirty kevin"?


ass cake

Instruction: "greg: hey man, i gotta go drop an ass cake" What is the definition of "ass cake"?


ass cake

Context: searyx is a total ass cake

Instruction: "searyx is a total ass cake" What is the definition of "ass cake"?


ass cake

Instruction: "that milk is bad; it smells like an ass cake" What is the definition of "ass cake"?


ayumikumiko

"ah "sweety" who likes to wear sweet scents and looks cute when pouting

Instruction: "she totally looks like an ayumikumiko when she does that" What is the definition of "ayumikumiko"?


biloxi hand towel

the act of using your partner's hair as a towel following anal sex

Instruction: "dude, i just finished banging this chick in the ass and i had cum and lube all over my dick, so i gave her the ol' biloxi hand towel" What is the definition of "biloxi hand towel"?


clit flick

the act of flicking the clit with your tongue or finger in order to arouse a broad

Instruction: "ron jeremy is a virtuoso with the clit flick" What is the definition of "clit flick"?


clit flick

Context: the notebook is a total clit flick

Instruction: "the notebook is a total clit flick" What is the definition of "clit flick"?


clit flick

while squeezing the clit between two fingers, you flick the clit with your other hand repeatedly untill broozing

Instruction: "i am so sore , my boyfriend came me a really bad clit flick" What is the definition of "clit flick"?


born-winner

Instruction: "look at him run, he sure is a born-winner" What is the definition of "born-winner"?


alyssa demaio

Instruction: "damn that girl has an alyssa demaio face" What is the definition of "alyssa demaio"?


beat face

Context: yo me and this chick jus beat face

Instruction: "yo me and this chick jus beat face" What is the definition of "beat face"?


beat face

Instruction: ""yo what's poppin with kadeesha? "you didn't hear?  i beat face with that skeeze last night" What is the definition of "beat face"?


beat face

Context: man, that bitch had a beat face

Instruction: "man, that bitch had a beat face" What is the definition of "beat face"?


cage rage

when the sight or thought of nicholas cage enrages you so much that you feel the need to punch the first person you see in the face

Instruction: "shit man, why'd you punch me in the face?  because i just watched con air and got a mean case of cage rage" What is the definition of "cage rage"?


cage rage

a destructive temper fueled by such uncontrollable anger similar to the anger of nicholas cage in any of his movies

Instruction: "dude, i went on a total cage rage after hearing that the yankees beat the red sox the other day" What is the definition of "cage rage"?


agnogning

causing irritation or annoyance to the point where blows are thrown

Instruction: "andrew jackson thought charles dickinson was agnogning" What is the definition of "agnogning"?


chillified

Instruction: ""we were walking back from thwing in the snow, and she said "i'm being chillified" What is the definition of "chillified"?


chillified

Context: it's so cold i'm chillified

Instruction: "it's so cold i'm chillified" What is the definition of "chillified"?


ebolution

a term for if/when the ebola virus evolves to become airborne, and the ensuing global devastation

Instruction: "it’s a futuristic survival movie, set in post ebolution times" What is the definition of "ebolution"?


ebolution

a term for if/when the ebola virus evolves to become airborne, and the ensuing global devastation

Instruction: "it’s a futuristic survival movie, set in post ebolution times" What is the definition of "ebolution"?


schnoobs

"schnoobs are a category of breast with a ski jump shape

Instruction: "my that's a nice set of schnoobs you've got there" What is the definition of "schnoobs"?


detric

Instruction: ""girl #1 "who's that?" girl #2 "oh, him thats detric" What is the definition of "detric"?


anissa rodriguez

Instruction: "don: when i see anissa rodriguez i get a huge boner" What is the definition of "anissa rodriguez"?


awkwardly amazing

the act of having something awkward happening that happens to be extremely amazing

Instruction: "wow awkwardly amazing i just fucked my girlfriends best friend" What is the definition of "awkwardly amazing"?


golden hall

Instruction: "dude i am gonna give that bitch's arse the ultimate golden hall" What is the definition of "golden hall"?


bfbtu

Instruction: "bfbtu is wen ur bffl dose something with out telling u   e" What is the definition of "bfbtu"?


catlin

a small, b-e-a-utiful girl who has all boys stopping and staring

Instruction: "look at that girl surrounded by animals who all those boys are staring at, must be a catlin" What is the definition of "catlin"?


daveeda

Instruction: "every episode of the [care bears] has a daveeda" What is the definition of "daveeda"?


baby deer legs

when females wear high heal shoes for too long and begin to walk deformed

Instruction: "this girl was walking home from the bar in the cutest dress but total baby deer legs" What is the definition of "baby deer legs"?


brisbilly

also known as the anti-chatter, this type of person despises [chatters] who lie

Instruction: "hey, brisbilly was on yahell the other night and had an argument with several stinky women" What is the definition of "brisbilly"?


bonzow

Instruction: "daiki [wipped] out his bonzow for his [mother]" What is the definition of "bonzow"?


bird of paradise

Instruction: "the bird of paradise could get any man that she wanted, shit son" What is the definition of "bird of paradise"?


assletiscism

having extreme control and precision of the gluteal area characteristic of twerking

Instruction: "twer team shows incredible amounts of assletiscism" What is the definition of "assletiscism"?


adorilarious

Instruction: "do you want to come over and see my adorable new kittens do hilarious kitten things? they're adorilarious little mammals" What is the definition of "adorilarious"?


indie cindy

Context: that girl is an indie cindy

"the term coined by a uk band called hadouken

Instruction: "that girl is an indie cindy" What is the definition of "indie cindy"?


indie cindy

"is a phrase coined by indie band [hadouken!], from the song "that boy that girl"

Instruction: "fake indie girl: hadouken are well bum, i'm such an indie cindy" What is the definition of "indie cindy"?


twakin

Context: quit twakin we'll find your phone

Instruction: "quit twakin we'll find your phone" What is the definition of "twakin"?


blaisican

Instruction: ""daughter: "mom, dad, this is my blaisican" What is the definition of "blaisican"?


little black dog

a man who will follow a woman (any woman who pays any attention to him) everywhere

Instruction: "all his friends laughed at him when he started acting like a little black dog because the cashier had smiled at him" What is the definition of "little black dog"?


code x

"taken from the movie "training day," a fake police code for sex

Instruction: "me and mike fucked daphne code x last night" What is the definition of "code x"?


congatuwelldone

liam payne's new word for congratulating someone

Instruction: "just watched katy perrys film amazing film, she works soooo hard amazing well buzzed for today now :) congatuwelldone katy xx" What is the definition of "congatuwelldone"?


cuntlumper

a woman with a bulge of fat just above her groin, that must wriggle to get her overly tight trousers over the aforesaid impediment

Instruction: "that cuntlumper must've been doing the centipede to get those skin-tight jordache's on" What is the definition of "cuntlumper"?


cum dump

Context: he's nothing but a cum dump

a person, usually gay male or straight female, who is regarded as little more than a repository for deposits of semen

Instruction: "he's nothing but a cum dump" What is the definition of "cum dump"?


cum dump

a women that is regularly fucked and cummed in

Instruction: "yo pad blud your girlfriend is a cum dump br0" What is the definition of "cum dump"?


cum dump

term used to describe the [cooter] of a female whos been around the block, neighborhood, city, and state

Instruction: ""guy1: "man why are you so late the movie started 20 mins ago" guy2: "sorry dude, had to drop off a load at the cum dump" What is the definition of "cum dump"?


cruise control

to be on cruise control means you are detached from the world: you glide through, paying limited or no attention to events which occur around you

Instruction: "ever since my brother killed himself, i've been totally out of it: i'm on cruise control" What is the definition of "cruise control"?


cruise control

"receiving a [blowjob] or [handjob] from the passenger while driving the vehicle

Instruction: ""i was gettin' some cruise control the other day in the car, it was great" What is the definition of "cruise control"?


cruise control

the state of which your body has [exhausted] all its energy during sexual activity and results in a slow, uncontrolled motion that oddly resembles a humping motion

Instruction: "after 5 hours of sex joe was very tired and put it into cruise control to catch his breath" What is the definition of "cruise control"?


cruise control

the vaginal, anal, and oral penetration of a woman while she is jacking off two men

Instruction: "girl: for my boyfriend's birthday, i agreed to cruise control him and his four closest friends" What is the definition of "cruise control"?


booty boating

Instruction: "jack comes up behind sarah booty boating her bum" What is the definition of "booty boating"?


broadband hiccups

broadband hiccups are an inconvenient interruption to your broadband connection - very annoying during a mass download or a webchat

Instruction: "i was trying to have a chat with x on messenger today and we kept getting interrupted with a seriously bad dose of broadband hiccups" What is the definition of "broadband hiccups"?


bizshit

Context: mcdonalds is the bizshit

Instruction: "mcdonalds is the bizshit" What is the definition of "bizshit"?


footmouth

Instruction: ""yo bro, why you gotta' be such a footmouth all the time?" What is the definition of "footmouth"?


dark chocolate dessert

while in the act of a 69 with a partner, you attempt the belgium gas mask and instead of farting on your partner you shit in their face

Instruction: "while john was eating his girlfriend's taco, he attempted the belgium gas mask and instead pushed to hard giving her a dark chocolate dessert" What is the definition of "dark chocolate dessert"?


buzzard breath

all the sweetness of breath that you'd expect of a creature that eats carrion

Instruction: "if your idea of a hot meal was [pavement pizza] warmed over on the [asphalt solar griddle], you'd have buzzard breath too" What is the definition of "buzzard breath"?


dawnisaur

a fan of the deathcore band dawn is our enemy

Instruction: "damn that kid is pig squealing really loud, what a dawnisaur" What is the definition of "dawnisaur"?


ash lines

lines of ash, only related to the recent volcano explosion in his head

Instruction: "ash lines - douche with long blond hair on a bike looking like a hippy bitchin bout his girlfriend, playin a bass" What is the definition of "ash lines"?


broke em

to [trick] someone in an utterly [stupid] way

Instruction: "brian: hey, is that your pencil right there? *points to floor* josh: *looks at the floor, no pencil* huh? brian: broke em" What is the definition of "broke em"?


anoopdawg

a really cool indian, usually a girl, that can supply you with goods that are usually illegal

Instruction: "dude, where'd you get that from? i got it from anoopdawg" What is the definition of "anoopdawg"?


brown capping

when all of the body's energy is devoted to a not-entirely-successful effort at restraining the exit-seeking brown monster

Instruction: "brown capping usually occurs in heavy traffic jams" What is the definition of "brown capping"?


hoopsdrunk

a high functioning state of extreme drunkenness - usually found right on the borderline between blackout drunk and memory loss drunk

Instruction: "forget white girl wasted, lets all get hoopsdrunk" What is the definition of "hoopsdrunk"?


chausage

a cheese product with bits of suasage mixed into the cheese

Instruction: "next time, try some chausage on your favorite crackers" What is the definition of "chausage"?


chavkin

Context: god that kid is such a chavkin

Instruction: "god that kid is such a chavkin" What is the definition of "chavkin"?


devils curve

Context: his devils curve punctured my kidney

devils curve: when someones cock curves either to the right or to the left

Instruction: "his devils curve punctured my kidney" What is the definition of "devils curve"?


elbert

the most awesome guy in the entire fucken universe

Instruction: "[michael phelps] is believed to be the elbert of swimming" What is the definition of "elbert"?


chubby pusher

simply put, it's a small but growing population of people who enjoy pushing chubby people

Instruction: ""example of what a chubby pusher would say- "hey, there's a fat person" What is the definition of "chubby pusher"?


hatboro

Context: yo that bitch is soo hatboro

Instruction: "yo that bitch is soo hatboro" What is the definition of "hatboro"?


boner runoff

the water that drips off your boner when you're taking a shower

Instruction: "i held the boner runoff in my hands but it just slipped through" What is the definition of "boner runoff"?


hladkij

someone whom is extremely good looking, commonly a last name, but is yet to prove herself by making browning a sandwich

Instruction: "guy 1: oh have you seen that hladkij girl? guy 2: yeah i hear she makes a great sandwich?" What is the definition of "hladkij"?


burnley wallet

the art of stretching the scrotum of the accused up to just above the nipple and thus causing it to tear, whereupon the valuables drop from the wallet

Instruction: "that bastard fooked my bird so i gave the cunt a burnley wallet" What is the definition of "burnley wallet"?


basaak

Context: i ate basaak for breakfast

a type of sausage or ham made with lamb and sheep liver

Instruction: "i ate basaak for breakfast" What is the definition of "basaak"?


daymian hayes

Context: daymian hayes is extremely sexy and hot

he is an amazing guy, sweet, hot, sexy as ever and anything you could ever think of

Instruction: "daymian hayes is extremely sexy and hot" What is the definition of "daymian hayes"?


chizzin

Context: im chizzin

Instruction: "im chizzin" What is the definition of "chizzin"?


chizzin

Instruction: "chris: bro im hella high haha  rich: ya dude im super chizzin right now" What is the definition of "chizzin"?


delta chi

the sickest fraternity on appalachian state universities campus with the sickest pledge class ever (gamma epsilon)

Instruction: "the delta chi chapter at appalachian state university, gamma epsilon" What is the definition of "delta chi"?


delta chi

the coolest and best fraternity at penn state

Instruction: "dave: yo you going to the delta chi daylong today? pasquale: i wish" What is the definition of "delta chi"?


delta chi

delta chi is a fraternity that is notoriously known for being the biggest tools on campus

Instruction: "did you go to that delta chi party last night? yeah it was sweet but to many creepers" What is the definition of "delta chi"?


antwi

the state of being in opposition to stephanie meyer's [twilight] series

Instruction: "jeremy rejected his friends' invitation to the midnight showing of [new moon], citing that he was too antwi to stomach it" What is the definition of "antwi"?


orlhane

Context: orlhane is so chinese

a chinese name usually given to girls, she is pretty, has the best ass, have alot of fashion taste, and like ones direction

Instruction: "orlhane is so chinese" What is the definition of "orlhane"?


5 star bitch

Instruction: "megan fox would be a 5 star bitch minus the toe thumbs and so would tyra banks minus the forehead" What is the definition of "5 star bitch"?


dial syncing

when you are calling someone that is calling you so you both go to voicemail

Instruction: "i hate when the signal drops when i'm talking to bridget because we're just going to spend the next five minutes dial syncing" What is the definition of "dial syncing"?


bated breath

Instruction: "im waiting with bated breath for your answer" What is the definition of "bated breath"?


cracker whiskers

Instruction: "hey man, check out cracker whiskers over there listening to easy rock and smooth jazz while eating a sandwich smothered in mayonnaise" What is the definition of "cracker whiskers"?


crimea

Context: crimea is russian

as of early 2014, crimea has returned home to russia

Instruction: "crimea is russian" What is the definition of "crimea"?


crimea

- to slowly take over a section of a bar or social gathering with your friends and deny you're taking it over

Instruction: "let's crimea that section of the bar, everyone should start to spill drinks and be very loud once we get there" What is the definition of "crimea"?


ass puppet

one who acts, or is forced to act, as a tool to do an ass clown's bidding

Instruction: "jason finally tired of being matthew's ass puppet" What is the definition of "ass puppet"?


ass puppet

turd that hangs from you shitter by a couple of threads of spent food

Instruction: "honey grab me the scissors, i need to cut this dangling ass puppet" What is the definition of "ass puppet"?


ass puppet

a term of endearment used by closers to define the cute little sales-monkeys who close 3-4 a month

Instruction: ""a: "hey, did you hear about hergert and his 3 sales?" "yeah, what an ass puppet" What is the definition of "ass puppet"?


coexistential

understanding yourself better through your relationships with others

Instruction: "no one should face a coexistential crisis alone" What is the definition of "coexistential"?


smize

"smile with your eyes, as coined by supermodel [tyra banks] on the thirteenth cycle of [america's next top model]

Instruction: ""tyra: you need to smize more in your pho-to" What is the definition of "smize"?


smize

Instruction: "tyra banks taught the models how to smize on america's next top model" What is the definition of "smize"?


smize

to smile with your eyes according to tyra banks

Instruction: "your picture will look so much better when you smize" What is the definition of "smize"?


smize

Instruction: "you can't be a successful model if you can't smize" What is the definition of "smize"?


smize

to participate in the deliberate planning and execution in the planning of imbibing smoke derived of burning marijuana

Instruction: "meredith is my favorite person with which to smize" What is the definition of "smize"?


dzhokhar tsarnaev

Instruction: "me: i dont think dzhokhar tsarnaev and his brother tamerlan committed the boston bombings others: oh but cnn said they did" What is the definition of "dzhokhar tsarnaev"?


amp head

"a [guitar amp] which only consists of the preamplifier and power amplifier stages

Instruction: "check out this awesome dual rectifier amp head i got" What is the definition of "amp head"?


amp head

"a [guitar amp] which only consists of the preamplifier and power amplifier stages

Instruction: "check out this awesome dual rectifier amp head i got" What is the definition of "amp head"?


chuzzo

Context: orriiitte chuzzo

"its another word for "no worries buddie" when used in a friendly term  when used in an angry def

Instruction: "orriiitte chuzzo" What is the definition of "chuzzo"?


4wheel man

Instruction: "well there goes another 4wheel man driving a mile up the road to pick up the kids from school" What is the definition of "4wheel man"?


beetleweed

Instruction: ""hey bro, did you see that chick that just walked by? her beetleweed was pokin out the bottom of her booty shorts" What is the definition of "beetleweed"?


beetleweed

Instruction: ""hey bro, did you see that chick that just walked by? her beetleweed was pokin out the bottom of her booty shorts" What is the definition of "beetleweed"?


captain queef

Context: thanks for the ride, captain queef

a title attributed to a female who navigates through sexual intercourse with consistent and audible gusts of vaginal air

Instruction: "thanks for the ride, captain queef" What is the definition of "captain queef"?


face sitter

a girl who is so ratchet, yet pristine, that she sits on men's faces rather than simply fucking them

Instruction: "that chick is a fancy slut, she's just a face sitter" What is the definition of "face sitter"?


bloge

a frenglish way of saying blow job, or blowie

Instruction: ""donne moi le meilleur bloge de monde, tout de suit" What is the definition of "bloge"?


delmo

a person of african american decent, who has to brag about it every five minutes

Instruction: "person 1: i just had a delmo over today,he raided my cabinets  person 2: i thought i told you to put a delmo lock on your cabinets" What is the definition of "delmo"?


bashas

Context: i got some milk from bashas yesterday

Instruction: "i got some milk from bashas yesterday" What is the definition of "bashas"?


bashas

Context: i got some milk from bashas yesterday

Instruction: "i got some milk from bashas yesterday" What is the definition of "bashas"?


bashas

Context: i got some milk from bashas yesterday

Instruction: "i got some milk from bashas yesterday" What is the definition of "bashas"?


booju

Context: come here booju ,you sweet little girl

nicknames for sweet , pretty and cute girls

Instruction: "come here booju ,you sweet little girl" What is the definition of "booju"?


biannual santa claus

someone who comes down your chimney twice a year

Instruction: "biannual santa claus comes but twice a year" What is the definition of "biannual santa claus"?


best friends

words uttered by a girl to break the heart of a guy who is in love with her

Instruction: "things seemed to be going well with tina, then she told me she was glad we were best friends" What is the definition of "best friends"?


best friends

words uttered by a girl to break the heart of a guy who is in love with her

Instruction: "things seemed to be going well with tina, then she told me she was glad we were best friends" What is the definition of "best friends"?


best friends

words uttered by a girl to break the heart of a guy who is in love with her

Instruction: "things seemed to be going well with tina, then she told me she was glad we were best friends" What is the definition of "best friends"?


best friends

words uttered by a girl to break the heart of a guy who is in love with her

Instruction: "things seemed to be going well with tina, then she told me she was glad we were best friends" What is the definition of "best friends"?


offies

aka old faithfulls aka 7th grade underwear, kept and worn when running low on clean underwear

Instruction: "omg karen, baleigh is totally wearing her offies" What is the definition of "offies"?


dippin dots

when a male dips his testicles(dots) into a female's gaping vaginal tract

Instruction: "dippin dots is my most favorite sexual activity of all time" What is the definition of "dippin dots"?


capsu

another word for bastard, when you type in bastard on your phone using t9 dictionary 90% of the time it will come up capsu

Instruction: "1/ how 'bout no, you crazy dutch capsu?  2/ when you were born your parents weren't married, that makes you a capsu" What is the definition of "capsu"?


camouflagic

the state of passively camouflaging another object or objects

Instruction: "the turtle was difficult to spot as the grass was quite camouflagic" What is the definition of "camouflagic"?


atmospheric constipation

when a crappy and miserable weather pattern is stuck in an area and just won't move on

Instruction: "hurrican sandy was preventing the atmospheric flow of things over minnesota, resulting in atmospheric constipation" What is the definition of "atmospheric constipation"?


slam pig

a fat drunken whore, muffin tops leaking over her belt, titties falling out of her shirt, who loves to get plowed

Instruction: "check out smoltz and that slam pig - she's dying for some cock and he's clearly shitfaced enough to give it to her" What is the definition of "slam pig"?


slam pig

Context: that slam pig will bang anyone

a girl who is about average looking that likes to have random sexual encounters with many guys when she gets drunk

Instruction: "that slam pig will bang anyone" What is the definition of "slam pig"?