ecto

Context: oi, ecto

my nickname at school when i was a tall skinny bathtub

Instruction: "oi, ecto" What is the definition of "ecto"?


bouncing puppies

when a girl has big breasts ans she doesn�t wear a bra, you can see bouncing puppies when she walks or even runs

Instruction: "dude, did ya see that bouncing puppies caged in that shirt" What is the definition of "bouncing puppies"?


a horse a piece

"a colloquialism referring to a situation where the given solutions to a problem are roughly equal

Instruction: "we could go to the left or the right to get to yogi berra's house, but i think it's a horse a piece" What is the definition of "a horse a piece"?


doughnutting

to use a colleague's computer to send an group or all-staff email offering free doughnuts

Instruction: "our head of it makes a practice of doughnutting people who forget to lock their computers" What is the definition of "doughnutting"?


jason voorhees

the hockey mask wearing, machete wielding killer in the friday the 13th movies (not the first one)

Instruction: "that guy just can't be stopped he's like jason voorhees" What is the definition of "jason voorhees"?


jason voorhees

a guy seen on a snorgtees shirt found on this website

Instruction: "i saw this shirt advertisement with jason voorhees on it" What is the definition of "jason voorhees"?


blekkenhorst

Context: im goin to go blekkenhorst that dog

Instruction: "im goin to go blekkenhorst that dog" What is the definition of "blekkenhorst"?


beat drop

when a song goes from being slow to being really intense and woahhh

Instruction: "little white lies by one direction after nialls part is a beat drop" What is the definition of "beat drop"?


double plus good

"something extremely good, replacing "awesome, sweet, extravegant, fabulous, amazing" etc

Instruction: ""person a:"i got out of work early today" person b:"that's double plus good" What is the definition of "double plus good"?


failure face

Instruction: "the person who invented this saying is a failure face" What is the definition of "failure face"?


failure face

one who is either prone to failure, deserves to fail, or who's peers wish would fail, particularly exceptionally lazy and unmotivated people

Instruction: "if you keep missing school on purpose, you'll be a failure face" What is the definition of "failure face"?


dinkleball

a person who does things that lack common sense

Instruction: "i can't believe that dinkleball did that" What is the definition of "dinkleball"?


coconut slurpee

the act of getting your own spunk in your mouth and letting it drip into your partners love hole as you eat her out

Instruction: "alex was getting it on with savannah and got some in his mouth when he came, so he dished out a coconut slurpee" What is the definition of "coconut slurpee"?


brooklyn bubba

Context: that's one big brooklyn bubba

Instruction: "that's one big brooklyn bubba" What is the definition of "brooklyn bubba"?


gonoria grits

Instruction: "pamela andersons vagina often oozes gonoria grits" What is the definition of "gonoria grits"?


incestion

getting your own mother pregnant, then getting that daughter/sister pregnant

Instruction: "woah, you got your mom pregnant? then that child? incestion" What is the definition of "incestion"?


incestion

Context: that incestion last night was sooo good

incestion is the act of fucking your wife while she's pregnant and sticking your penus soooo far in that it goes in your babies mouth

Instruction: "that incestion last night was sooo good" What is the definition of "incestion"?


incestion

when doing 69 with an exact replica of oneself, the person is giving pleasure to themself while reciving pleasure from themself, thus creating a split in the universe

Instruction: "-i saw a guy 69ing with his clone  -are you crazy? i heard incestion was impossible" What is the definition of "incestion"?


btcp

Context: this pebble in my hand is btcp

Instruction: "this pebble in my hand is btcp" What is the definition of "btcp"?


black red neck

an african-american who drives around in a pick up truck and listens to his boom box

Instruction: "i saw a black red neck the other day playing his music so loud" What is the definition of "black red neck"?


bi-interested

a male/female who is more than curious about experimenting with the same sex

Instruction: "he's not only [bi-curious], he's bi-interested" What is the definition of "bi-interested"?


cacadick

when a man pulls his dick out of an asshole and it is caked with a layer of caca

Instruction: "i was fucking my grandma in the ass, and after i came and pulled out, i had a serious case of cacadick" What is the definition of "cacadick"?


beastifatality

when you have extremely rough sexual intercourse with an animal, which upon finishing will generally cause immediate death upon the creature

Instruction: "-hey bro where did your pet bald eagle go?  -it was a victim of beastifatality" What is the definition of "beastifatality"?


beboop

used on a person who is telling a tastless story or talking out their ass to turn it off

Instruction: ""this guy: "non profit companies are blah blah blah" this guy's friends " beboop" What is the definition of "beboop"?


binglybongly

Context: i quite like that binglybongly music

Instruction: "i quite like that binglybongly music" What is the definition of "binglybongly"?


ahlay

Context: josh: damn i'm ahlay liliana: *smiles*

Instruction: "josh: damn i'm ahlay liliana: *smiles*" What is the definition of "ahlay"?


friday eve

friday eve the night before friday (thursday) which celebrates the birth of a new weekend 48 hours of freedom from the duties of work

Instruction: "i’m so happy that it’s friday eve this has been a hard stressful week i need my 48 hours of freedom or my time" What is the definition of "friday eve"?


friday eve

an optimistic way to name the day normally called thursday

Instruction: "of course i'm going to happy hour, its friday eve" What is the definition of "friday eve"?


friday eve

anytime after work on wednesday, since friday eve can be celebrated all day thursday (just like christmas eve is the whole day)

Instruction: "i'm so glad i got through hump day, because now it's friday eve" What is the definition of "friday eve"?


aue-tum

"it's like awesome, but better, we found this out by saying, awesome and one of uss said that "no its not awesome, its aue-tum"(pronounced ow tum)"

Instruction: "omg her dress is soo aue-tum the way he soid aue-tum was so aue-tum" What is the definition of "aue-tum"?


anal vomit

"band from the late 80's and early 90's located in south florida, mostly boca raton based

Instruction: "anal vomit songs including: haitians, big fat rubber double headed dildo" What is the definition of "anal vomit"?


backall

Instruction: "dude i turned into a backall last night when tonya touched my penis" What is the definition of "backall"?


backall

a large mammel with an enourmously large cock

Instruction: "i really hope i'm up for being a backall tonight when i try to bang that girl" What is the definition of "backall"?


bakin' bits

Instruction: "dude, let's top that bowl off with some bakin' bits" What is the definition of "bakin' bits"?


cover bro

that one bro who always pays for the other bro's food/beverages

Instruction: "hey man, alex is definitely our cover bro" What is the definition of "cover bro"?


bare 10

a bag of mariguana that costs 10 british pounds

Instruction: "buyer: yo bruv sort me bare 10 dealer: kk you didn't get this from me" What is the definition of "bare 10"?


elfman strauss

Context: elfman strauss is the best

one of the manliest man in the series called fairy tail

Instruction: "elfman strauss is the best" What is the definition of "elfman strauss"?


deedly deedly dee

pejorative term first coined by frank zappa, used to describe long, boring, [wanky] guitar solos

Instruction: "fuck satriani, all he does is go deedly deedly dee all day" What is the definition of "deedly deedly dee"?


cooch plug

dirtty stankay pussay with pastrami hanging freely

Instruction: "i went to go pierce her cooch but that beezy had a cooch plug" What is the definition of "cooch plug"?


crimson pirate

a guy who has sex with a girl while she is on her period

Instruction: "dude, last night i was totally a crimson pirate" What is the definition of "crimson pirate"?


rc car

any type of car controlled with a radio handset

Instruction: "some popular rc car brands include:  -[tamiya]  -[traxxas]  -[hpi]  -[team associated]  -[kyosho]" What is the definition of "rc car"?


best thing since sliced bread

Instruction: "his penis is the best thing since sliced bread" What is the definition of "best thing since sliced bread"?


candy shop

a happy place where innocent little children go to buy candy! shame on you, where you expecting something different!

Instruction: "bobby bought a lolipop at the candy shop" What is the definition of "candy shop"?


candy shop

"a place where women are respected, put on display, and treated like human beings and not sex objects pouring chocolate all over each other

Instruction: ""50 cent: "i'll take you to the candy shop" What is the definition of "candy shop"?


candy shop

"candy shop (in 50 cent terms) is not:  1

Instruction: ""guy: "heyy wanna go to the candy shop with me??"  gurl with class: "*smack*""" What is the definition of "candy shop"?


candy shop

a hit song by 50 cent that some people believe to have sexual undertones and not actually be about candy at all

Instruction: "ignorant guy: dude i just listened to candy shop by 50 cent and now i'm hungry a lollipop" What is the definition of "candy shop"?


malek

Instruction: ""dude: "there's the malek of the country" What is the definition of "malek"?


malek

"an arabic name means "owner" someone who owns

Instruction: ""he's my slave, i'm the malek "allah is the only malek of this universe for muslims""" What is the definition of "malek"?


malek

"malik/"malec" is a guardian angel of hell in arabic mythology

Instruction: "malek then laid his vengence upon the escaping souls that are forever contained in hell for they have abhorred the truth when the truth was brought to them" What is the definition of "malek"?


buzuver

Context: ex: buzuver

you say this when your cold - sounds like - buz-a-v-ure

Instruction: "ex: buzuver" What is the definition of "buzuver"?


angry hobbits

widely known through the terms benny or a welsher

Instruction: "he comes across as really smart but ocassionally you get a glimpse of the angry hobbits that dwell within" What is the definition of "angry hobbits"?


plumpy fucked

"to get close to the end of a task and get screwed over

Instruction: "i got plumpy fucked when i read the wrong assignment for class" What is the definition of "plumpy fucked"?


case 35a

Context: woot, case 35a rocks

ace thriller which got the joint highest mark [halesowen] college has ever got

Instruction: "woot, case 35a rocks" What is the definition of "case 35a"?


dirty savannah

when you are fucking a girl, and when you pull out you realize the condom broke

Instruction: "last night with bri was great, it was certainly better than when i was with dirty savannah last week" What is the definition of "dirty savannah"?


bloviator

Instruction: "that bloviator alec baldwin said he was going to move to france" What is the definition of "bloviator"?


carefrontation

a casual, humorous [intervention] facilitated with people you care about when you think they need some help

Instruction: "what is she thinking?  it's time for a carefrontation" What is the definition of "carefrontation"?


alcohomoaholes

Context: fuck i'm out of alcohomoaholes

the word used to describe alcohol when you're pissed

Instruction: "fuck i'm out of alcohomoaholes" What is the definition of "alcohomoaholes"?


housewife

Context: can't turn a ho into a housewife

something a ho absolutely cannot turn into

Instruction: "can't turn a ho into a housewife" What is the definition of "housewife"?


housewife

someone that is unemployed an stays home all day doing nothing

Instruction: "elena, get off your ass you friggin' housewife" What is the definition of "housewife"?


housewife

Context: "i have a housewife

"an unemployed and often uneducated woman

Instruction: ""i have a housewife" What is the definition of "housewife"?


housewife

what a woman becomes when she has no job skills, no career aspirations, no confidence and no goals in life

Instruction: "becoming a housewife has got to be the most mind-numbing waste of time in this world" What is the definition of "housewife"?


bust it baby

Context: yea she ma bust it baby

it is a girl that a man would never leave

Instruction: "yea she ma bust it baby" What is the definition of "bust it baby"?


bust it baby

a girl thats your baby but at the same time she a guaranteed fuck

Instruction: "naw dat ain't main but dats ma bust it baby right der" What is the definition of "bust it baby"?


bust it baby

a girl thats your baby but at the same time she a guaranteed fuck

Instruction: "naw dat ain't main but dats ma bust it baby right der" What is the definition of "bust it baby"?


black one

when someone is so pissed, fucked off with someone, you will give them the ultimate in destruction

Instruction: "derek robbed me of my phone, so i'm gonna cash him a black one and rob the car" What is the definition of "black one"?


black one

Instruction: "that black one i just did felt like my soul was trying to escape" What is the definition of "black one"?


aweson

"aweson is a word meaning the "son of awesome" which happens to be a portmanteau of awesome and son

Instruction: "this [legstain] just might be the aweson that grows up to become our next president" What is the definition of "aweson"?


coating powder

Instruction: "my friend asked for a sip of my coke but only left a coating powder" What is the definition of "coating powder"?


badoonkie

Instruction: "blazer #1 woah this is getting me high blazer #2 thats coz i rolled a badoonkie" What is the definition of "badoonkie"?


carrot thistle

an unsightly thatch of bright red hair growing on the tip of a red-headed man's pink and white speckled penis

Instruction: ""jenny: "so michelle, how was he in bed?" michelle: "omg it was so gross, when he pulled down his pants i saw nothing but carrot thistle" What is the definition of "carrot thistle"?


adultry

having sexual relations during marriage with some one other than your spouse

Instruction: "jane`s husband bill committed adultry when he got caught fucking susan" What is the definition of "adultry"?


bum rubbish

anything gas, liquid or solid that come from the bum

Instruction: "whats that funny smell? sorry ive let slip some bum rubbish" What is the definition of "bum rubbish"?


bum rubbish

Instruction: "'oh for fuck's sake tom you've gone and got bum rubbish all over  your grandfather's honda civic" What is the definition of "bum rubbish"?


electric leash

an electronic device which keeps you within a certain range of your parents

Instruction: "dude, my dad gave me this electric leash so he can call me if i'm goin anywhere he doesn't want me goin" What is the definition of "electric leash"?


bunnyman bridge

"a "haunted" bridge located in clifton, virginia

Instruction: "bridget: on halloween, me and the guys are going to check out bunnyman bridge" What is the definition of "bunnyman bridge"?


cinquecento

Instruction: "a ford model t could smoke a cinquecento" What is the definition of "cinquecento"?


blackapotamus

Context: matt little is a blackapotamus

Instruction: "matt little is a blackapotamus" What is the definition of "blackapotamus"?


coocoobeans

Instruction: "i told her friendly's sucked and she went coocoobeans on me" What is the definition of "coocoobeans"?


gesek

a man who has 3 testicles and an extremely small penis and his friends just use him for his mom and has gay sex with a jasenski

Instruction: "my three testicles itch and i am in the mood to have sex with a jasenski i must be a gesek" What is the definition of "gesek"?


clipse

a pair of wicked rappers from virginia, who go by the names malice and pusha t

Instruction: "fast to predict the outcome of my fate, wonderin' 'bout clipse and if they got what it take  - malice" What is the definition of "clipse"?


clipse

Context: damn clipse is a good ass group

Instruction: "damn clipse is a good ass group" What is the definition of "clipse"?


clipse

Instruction: "the clipse be going off on the lord willin'" What is the definition of "clipse"?


brittish tickler

"during sexual relations the male is positioned behind the female in one "doggy style" before the finish you fake a seizure resulting in one hell of a time

Instruction: "that bitch couldnt handle the brittish tickler last night" What is the definition of "brittish tickler"?


book up

Instruction: "the cops are on the way; get ready to book up if there's trouble" What is the definition of "book up"?


40 year old pervert

a 40 year old man who hits on girls less than half his age

Instruction: ""a 40 year old pervert preys on young ladies with the intention of getting laid" What is the definition of "40 year old pervert"?


juicey

implying something large, thick, wet, or inflated

Instruction: ""look at that juicey hamburger "she had such a juicey rack""" What is the definition of "juicey"?


juicey

sweetened mixture of tobacco, betel and catechu chewed together

Instruction: "yo, man, i'm feelin that juicey right now" What is the definition of "juicey"?


juicey

Context: man, pass that juicey to that left

drug terminology for a joint/blunt of weed mixed with crack cocaine

Instruction: "man, pass that juicey to that left" What is the definition of "juicey"?


broltergeist

a male friend who is like a ghost - never around to hang out - because he is too busy spending time with his girlfriend

Instruction: "jimmy is a total broltergeist these days" What is the definition of "broltergeist"?


courtney mims

Context: courtney mims

the most beautiful, amazing girl in the world

Instruction: "courtney mims" What is the definition of "courtney mims"?


cinnamon life

the best tasting cereal ever! not to  be confused with lucky charms because lucky charms have centipedes in them

Instruction: "someone: i have cinnamon life and u dont me: fagbag *steals cinnamon life and punches in the face* haha loser" What is the definition of "cinnamon life"?


big game hunting

to target and then fire upon a sensitive issue or topic in a debate, essay, joke, or conversation

Instruction: "the candidate skipped the foreplay and started big game hunting his opponent's recent sexual scandal" What is the definition of "big game hunting"?


big game hunting

to pursue a cougar (an older woman) for the purpose of sexual relations and or a good time

Instruction: "last saturday night matt was down town, big game hunting at level 2 and bagged himself a trophy cougar" What is the definition of "big game hunting"?


big game hunting

Instruction: "charles table cloth atkins lost his life because when big game hunting he was pushed of a cliff" What is the definition of "big game hunting"?


49th parallel

slang reference for the border between the [united states] and [canada]

Instruction: "the 49th parallel is the longest undefended border in the world" What is the definition of "49th parallel"?


7 o'clock shadow

Context: my 7 o'clock shadow is starting to itch

the stubble you get in your ass crack when you miss a shave

Instruction: "my 7 o'clock shadow is starting to itch" What is the definition of "7 o'clock shadow"?


7 o'clock shadow

Context: my 7 o'clock shadow is starting to itch

the stubble you get in your ass crack when you miss a shave

Instruction: "my 7 o'clock shadow is starting to itch" What is the definition of "7 o'clock shadow"?


anousha

Context: q: wow, who is that? a: anousha

a delicate and complex creature, the anousha can be enigmatic at times

Instruction: "q: wow, who is that? a: anousha" What is the definition of "anousha"?


anousha

an annoying little bug like creature that can be refered to as a brat or a loner

Instruction: "there's an annoying lil turd called anousha" What is the definition of "anousha"?


anousha

Context: anousha is a turd muffin

"an annoying bug like creature that is very small and quick

Instruction: "anousha is a turd muffin" What is the definition of "anousha"?


gi gi

Context: my gi gi is hurting for some luving

Instruction: "my gi gi is hurting for some luving" What is the definition of "gi gi"?


canadian snorkler

"a sexual move: the woman lies on her back while the man stands over her head, facing her feet

Instruction: "i was going to fuck her, eh, but i gave her the canadian snorkler instead" What is the definition of "canadian snorkler"?


jolly ranchers

Context: mmmm, i love watermelon jolly ranchers

Instruction: "mmmm, i love watermelon jolly ranchers" What is the definition of "jolly ranchers"?


conor burke

Instruction: "this nigga conor burke a simp, he aint never trynna chill wit da bros" What is the definition of "conor burke"?


kezia

in the spanish version of the bible it has it as one of job's daughters which are proclaimed as the most beautifulest woman in the land

Instruction: "hey you seen that new girl kezia  yeah she's her name sake" What is the definition of "kezia"?


kezia

Context: shit that girls a kezia

Instruction: "shit that girls a kezia" What is the definition of "kezia"?


kezia

Context: omg thats kezia asdfghjkl

kezia is the perfect girlfriend! she's drop dead gorgeous, caring, understanding and has the best personality in a girl you could ever imagine

Instruction: "omg thats kezia asdfghjkl" What is the definition of "kezia"?


kezia

Context: 1) look there's kezia

Instruction: "1) look there's kezia" What is the definition of "kezia"?


kezia

Context: me: who is that girl? you: she is kezia

a ginger brace faced girl which is claimed to be a geek

Instruction: "me: who is that girl? you: she is kezia" What is the definition of "kezia"?


kezia

stalker, creeper, or pigs,hog, something fat

Instruction: "the kezia was following me or the big kezia was wide" What is the definition of "kezia"?


cliphol

Context: what da cliphol on dis choppa??

refers to the capacity of a firearm magazine

Instruction: "what da cliphol on dis choppa??" What is the definition of "cliphol"?


civic enragement

when a person is sentenced to perform volunteer work or civil service that they have no interest in doing

Instruction: ""why is paul punching the drywall? "don't mind him, he got caught littering and got sentenced to some civic enragement" What is the definition of "civic enragement"?


doublebaking

the process of smoking marijuana while tanning

Instruction: "doublebaking is a fun and productive activity" What is the definition of "doublebaking"?


cocktator

Instruction: "man, rachel's new boyfriend is such a cocktator" What is the definition of "cocktator"?


chesterfeild

Instruction: "canadian:how aboot we sit on the chesterfeild and eat back baccon, eh? american: what the hell is a chesterfeild, oh you mean a sofa canadian: thats what i said, chesterfeild" What is the definition of "chesterfeild"?


alcho

Context: that girl drinks loads, she is an alcho

Instruction: "that girl drinks loads, she is an alcho" What is the definition of "alcho"?


bowl reverb

the extremely loud reverberation in the toilet bowl after you release a massive fart while taking a shit

Instruction: "i was walking by the men's room at taco bell the other day, but had to stop and listen because someone had some intense bowl reverb" What is the definition of "bowl reverb"?


bhimani

Context: jack is so sexy, he must be a bhimani

what you call a [brown] person, if he is [sexy]

Instruction: "jack is so sexy, he must be a bhimani" What is the definition of "bhimani"?


aids dispenser

Instruction: "on valentines day i put my aids dispenser in an 18 year old" What is the definition of "aids dispenser"?


gazoot

Instruction: "hilary yelped in agony when she got kicked in the gazoot" What is the definition of "gazoot"?


butter the bowl

to take a massive shit that leaves lots of brown marks after flushing

Instruction: "dude that taco went right through me, i got to go butter the bowl" What is the definition of "butter the bowl"?


chissta

a commonly used slang term synonymous with [hard on], [boner], or [fuck rod]

Instruction: "dude, that skank over there brushed her tits against my arm and now i've got a raging chissta" What is the definition of "chissta"?


bffm

Context: me and that bitch are bffm

Instruction: "me and that bitch are bffm" What is the definition of "bffm"?


ashana

athabascan - alaska native meaning flower

Instruction: "that girl ashana is beautiful like a flower :)" What is the definition of "ashana"?


21st century

a crappy era where people only do anything for money

Instruction: ""examples of 21st century crap: president geogre w" What is the definition of "21st century"?


21st century

the century starting in 2001 and will end on december 31, 3000

Instruction: "you thought the 21st century started in 2000" What is the definition of "21st century"?


21st century

Instruction: ""example 1: "i only listen to music from the 21st century - none of that old school crap" What is the definition of "21st century"?


atlantic call centres

Instruction: "the management at atlantic call centres have perfectly good legs" What is the definition of "atlantic call centres"?


el jay

all the cool scene kids spell lj, el jay

Instruction: "d00d did you check out my new el jay layout, its totally the sex, check it out and tell me what you think" What is the definition of "el jay"?


chick pea

Context: i love my chick pea mariam

the seed of a chick pea plant used to make the delicious dip called hummus, which originates from the middle east

Instruction: "i love my chick pea mariam" What is the definition of "chick pea"?


gaynkees

Context: damn, i hate those gaynkees

Instruction: "damn, i hate those gaynkees" What is the definition of "gaynkees"?


mahilum

one who possesses the power of tripling cock size in order to cause orgasmic sensation within a hundred mile radius

Instruction: "the mahilum made even a room full of men jizz themselves in awe" What is the definition of "mahilum"?


camaroin

a person whome suffers from the diseas camaroin, is somone who is obsessed with his or her camaro and will sell, cheat and steal to dump money into their camaro

Instruction: "dean murdock is one who suffers from camaroin" What is the definition of "camaroin"?


hurt locker

Instruction: ""this recession has been a real hurt locker" What is the definition of "hurt locker"?


hurt locker

according to the writer-producer mark boal “hurt locker” is a military slang that means “a bad and painful place

Instruction: "he won't go back home, but the hurt locker" What is the definition of "hurt locker"?


hurt locker

Instruction: "with that team, you are entering a rather large hurt locker" What is the definition of "hurt locker"?


hurt locker

old military saying for someone who really f**ked up real good

Instruction: "o'brien missed morning muster, gunny gonna put his ass in the hurt locker when he show up" What is the definition of "hurt locker"?


hurt locker

"one of the frontrunners for best picture in sunday's academy awards ceremony is kathryn bigelow's tense depiction of a u

Instruction: "in iraq, it is soldier vernacular to speak of explosions as sending you to 'the hurt locker" What is the definition of "hurt locker"?


hurt locker

when you are severely hungover from a night of heavy drinking and are forced to confine yourself to your room for nearly the entire day

Instruction: ""dude, why i haven't heard from chris all day? "oh it's best you just let him be man, he's in the hurt locker right now" What is the definition of "hurt locker"?


hurt locker

the designated person within a group of male friends who is given the important taste of taking (disarming) the [grenade] within a group of female friends

Instruction: ""billy you are going to have to hurt locker the fat one" What is the definition of "hurt locker"?


hurt locker

Instruction: "guys, we seem to have a grenade among those chicks - we need a hurt locker to diffuse it, quick" What is the definition of "hurt locker"?


hurt locker

"by analogy from snot locker (military terminology for the nose), the heart is a person's hurt locker

Instruction: "as soon as she returned to her grave, emily gibbs placed her twelfth birthday forever next to geoge webb in the hurt locker of her heart" What is the definition of "hurt locker"?


furrek

Instruction: "god she was just furreking out you're biggest furrek ever she got her furrek on last night" What is the definition of "furrek"?


bizzits

Instruction: ""i had to go and get my coat bizzits cold outside" What is the definition of "bizzits"?


broller coaster

Context: ah damn here comes the broller coaster

n: a roller coaster full of obnoxious bro's that scream excessively even when the ride has come to a full stop

Instruction: "ah damn here comes the broller coaster" What is the definition of "broller coaster"?


extreme wanking

this is when you masturbate in an unusual way

Instruction: "extreme wanking example  the andre agassi : double back hander  1" What is the definition of "extreme wanking"?


choich

Context: 'loike, i'm off to choich

Instruction: "'loike, i'm off to choich" What is the definition of "choich"?


bizandom

Context: that site was really bizandom

bizandom (v) - somthing that is both bizzare and random

Instruction: "that site was really bizandom" What is the definition of "bizandom"?


acob

a nice way of calling someone an asshole , a cross between asshole and corn cob

Instruction: "that guy that works at the liquor store is a real acob" What is the definition of "acob"?


brewed douche

utter nastiness, also something nasty that has been purposefully made nastier

Instruction: "that pizza is pretty good, but if we stick it in the refridgerator then by tomorrow it'll be brewed douche" What is the definition of "brewed douche"?


black, white supremacist

a condition framed by [dave chappelle]: a black person (usually [blind] and living in the south) who has been taught white supremacy propaganda by his/her [white] braille teacher

Instruction: "dat black, white supremacist is really gettin on my nerves jimbo and cooter, but he's good for the cause" What is the definition of "black, white supremacist"?


dj diddles

the female act of mastrbation imitating a turn-table scratch

Instruction: "lauren was playing dj diddles while on the phone with me" What is the definition of "dj diddles"?


filthbadgering

a particularly scruffy piece of it development, full of hacks and hardcoding

Instruction: "are we configuring this properly, or are we just going to be filthbadgering it?" What is the definition of "filthbadgering"?


funereal

referring to a [funeral] such as in singing 'save a wretch like me' to julie

Instruction: "that song you are singing is very funereal" What is the definition of "funereal"?


barnet kiss

the smooth and gentel kiss of the goochy area shared between two men

Instruction: "don beach just gave me a barnet kiss and it was amazing  the barnet kiss is the best way to see if your man loves you" What is the definition of "barnet kiss"?


arse hat

one whos head is so far up ones own arse that they are wearing ones arse as a hat

Instruction: "oh my gosh that indy fag is such an arse hat" What is the definition of "arse hat"?


arse hat

made by a man who got a arse hat for his birthday

Instruction: "omg u freaking arse hat stop posting crap on these forums" What is the definition of "arse hat"?


forewarnment

the state of being forwarned or warned in advance

Instruction: "i gave forewarnment that i was gonna bitch slap her before i did" What is the definition of "forewarnment"?


audio and video

Context: "my girl is into the audio and video

Instruction: ""my girl is into the audio and video" What is the definition of "audio and video"?


bloody wars

"a phrase commonly used by farmers in the county of norfolk when frustrated or annoyed

Instruction: "marthas got in the bull pen, bloody wars" What is the definition of "bloody wars"?


assassino

Instruction: "assassino :time to meet thy maker mortal *slices the targets neck*  commoner: assassino, assassino, assassino" What is the definition of "assassino"?


cleveland scrape

when poop touches your scrotum while going number 2

Instruction: "i leaned back too far while taking a shit it gave me a cleveland scrape and made me cringe" What is the definition of "cleveland scrape"?


brrrat

Context: what up blood? brrrat

"a blood gang call used mainly on the east coast

Instruction: "what up blood? brrrat" What is the definition of "brrrat"?


air titties

a woman who synchronizes her bouncing boobs to the beat of a song

Instruction: "heather's perfect air titties earned her a backstage pass at the poison concert" What is the definition of "air titties"?


dirt dog

Context: mike lowell is a classic dirt dog

"a tough, scrappy baseball player who plays hard, gets dirty, has an unrelenting work ethic, and throws their whole heart into the game

Instruction: "mike lowell is a classic dirt dog" What is the definition of "dirt dog"?


dirt dog

someone who smoke 2 packs of usa golds and day and drinks a 30 of milwakees best

Instruction: "ewww look at that dirt dog who just chain smoked 20 usa golds" What is the definition of "dirt dog"?


dirt dog

Context: tony loves to give harry the dirt dog

the act of having anal sex, but withdrawing the cock before ejaculating and having your partner lick all the fecal matter off before blowing your load on their face

Instruction: "tony loves to give harry the dirt dog" What is the definition of "dirt dog"?


chicken fuck

Instruction: "damn, this tax is bringing me into some chicken fuck" What is the definition of "chicken fuck"?


chicken fuck

lighting a cigarette or joint with one that has already been lit instead of actually using fire

Instruction: "got a light? here get a chicken fuck off of mine, but just don't knock my cherry off" What is the definition of "chicken fuck"?


faddow

Context: that girls got a fine faddow

Instruction: "that girls got a fine faddow" What is the definition of "faddow"?


alpha male power test

(aka, sh-t test)  the obstacle course women run potential mates through before surrending into a love-leash

Instruction: "----------- example: ----------- amy tosses out an alpha male power test at allen by giving him a hard time" What is the definition of "alpha male power test"?


camo vest

"during the sexual act of reverse cowgirl/cowboy, the partner which is on top excretes diarhea on the bottom partners chest

Instruction: ""dude, tanya totally gave me a camo vest last night" What is the definition of "camo vest"?


emily navarro

Context: emily navarro is a bitchhhhh

Instruction: "emily navarro is a bitchhhhh" What is the definition of "emily navarro"?


auswitchz

"a city in eastern europe, infamously known as the center for the nazi, "final solution

Instruction: "this train of jews is headed for the chimneys at auswitchz" What is the definition of "auswitchz"?


auswitchz

Instruction: ""slayer lyrics, to "angel of death"  auswitchz the menaing of pain, the way that i want you to die" What is the definition of "auswitchz"?


french-whore

someone who kisses with a lot of enthusiasm  or  someone who is whore-ish beyond the norm

Instruction: "my oh my ashley you kiss like a french-whore" What is the definition of "french-whore"?


beatful

Context: she is so beatful

Instruction: "she is so beatful" What is the definition of "beatful"?


hobbish

Context: that chick right thur is daym hobbish

Instruction: "that chick right thur is daym hobbish" What is the definition of "hobbish"?


aarielle

Instruction: "wow, look at aarielle going at that fish penis" What is the definition of "aarielle"?


coriander

the most disgusting herb in the world is coriander

Instruction: "noooo mum, you ruined the noodles with you going mad with the coriander" What is the definition of "coriander"?


coriander

Instruction: "hey, im making salsa with coriander leaves in it" What is the definition of "coriander"?


coriander

when a quarrel erupts between three close friends

Instruction: "while on their roadtrip a coriander developed over which restaurant to scam over" What is the definition of "coriander"?


jason newsted

second bassist for the band, [metallica]

Instruction: "stupid metallica fan: jason newsted sucks" What is the definition of "jason newsted"?


cutey patooty

an adorable, super genuinely sweet person

Instruction: "my wonderful friend, hannah, is a cutey patooty" What is the definition of "cutey patooty"?


boy bitch

Instruction: "do what you're told and suck it, you pathetic boy bitch" What is the definition of "boy bitch"?


adey

adey is a charismatic individual with a dynamic and attractive personality

Instruction: "adey brought great insight to the meeting" What is the definition of "adey"?


adey

Instruction: ""when out to dinner with friends and the bill comes an adey will say "oh no i forgot my wallet"" What is the definition of "adey"?


attention-whore-gasm

when more than one attention-whore gathers to bask in their attention gathering glory, they have an attention-whore-gasm from the joy!

Instruction: "those two guys are such attention-whores, they should get together and have an attention-whore-gasm" What is the definition of "attention-whore-gasm"?


air kissey

Instruction: " all those air kissey types checked out the entrance at the fashion show for someone to embrace" What is the definition of "air kissey"?


gulp out

to get so angry at work that you slam your fists onto your desk, knocking over all the empty big gulps

Instruction: "did you see larry gulp out when mark spilled coffee on his books?" What is the definition of "gulp out"?


beschissen

Context: der flug war ganz beschissen

Instruction: "der flug war ganz beschissen" What is the definition of "beschissen"?


whippits

Context: doing whippits is great when you'r on e

to get high from the propellant in whipped cream cans, nitrous oxide

Instruction: "doing whippits is great when you'r on e" What is the definition of "whippits"?


chipmunk cheeks

when a girl deep throats a mans penis all the way and gets his testicles stuck in her cheeks

Instruction: "she deep throated me and got chipmunk cheeks" What is the definition of "chipmunk cheeks"?


chipmunk cheeks

Instruction: ""guys, wait here, i'm just going round the corner to sort out these chipmunk cheeks  "can you see that bloke on the barstool?? look at the chipmunk cheeks" What is the definition of "chipmunk cheeks"?


chipmunk cheeks

nickname for john mccain, republican senator from arizona and 2008 presidential candidate

Instruction: "old chipmunk cheeks just came out with a new obama-bashing commercial that only makes him appear to be even more lame than he already is" What is the definition of "chipmunk cheeks"?


manstitute

a person of the male sex who works as, is, or has been a male prostitute

Instruction: "dude, your dad is such a manstitute cause your mom pays him" What is the definition of "manstitute"?


manstitute

Context: shut up, you stupid manstitute

a man-whore, or an extremely manly looking woman

Instruction: "shut up, you stupid manstitute" What is the definition of "manstitute"?


dirt road romeo

a guy who likes the have sex with other guys

Instruction: "hey thilly, leths go to the local gay bar and try to pick up a thcruptious dirt road romeo" What is the definition of "dirt road romeo"?


byeoot

Instruction: "youre a damn byeoot whats up now huh, punk ill kill you" What is the definition of "byeoot"?


early out

"casino dealers work 1 hour on, 20 minutes off - when your last break falls at the end of your shift, you get out of work 20 minutes early

Instruction: "pit boss: has anyone seen carmen?  floorman: she's gone for the day, she got the early out" What is the definition of "early out"?


applebitch

when a female takes apple extract and rubs it into her vagina to induce the taste of apples stimulating her man

Instruction: "get your fatass over here and suck my cock, applebitch" What is the definition of "applebitch"?


badonka-chan

an asian girl who, while petite, sports a very nicely-sized butt

Instruction: "damn dawg, junko is one sweet badonka-chan" What is the definition of "badonka-chan"?


death jizz

Instruction: "while masturbating last year my best friend died of death jizz" What is the definition of "death jizz"?


gradsturbating

Instruction: "after my graduation ceremony, i spent the night gradsturbating to the sexy dresses the girls wore" What is the definition of "gradsturbating"?


tons o' fun

a grotesquely obese female that makes for a good [hit and run] because of her zealous eagerness to please

Instruction: "i'm sore from digging out that tons o' fun last night" What is the definition of "tons o' fun"?


michael palin

amazing british comedian who is best known for being one of the main actors in monty python and for his travel documentaries

Instruction: "michael palin was very funny in the television series monty python's flying circus" What is the definition of "michael palin"?


abominationification

a modification so horrible, it is considered an abomination

Instruction: "damn, jim, i can't lie to you: duck-taping your wiimote to a katana to add to the red steel experience sure was an abominationification" What is the definition of "abominationification"?


double cocked

two cocks inserted into the same orifice

Instruction: "daisy's [twat] was stretched to the max as she enjoyed the double cocked pleasure of bo and duke in the back of the general lee" What is the definition of "double cocked"?


double cocked

Instruction: "guy 1: i did her anal and vaginal guy 2: o yeah i did her both at once guy 1: you double cocked bastard" What is the definition of "double cocked"?


whomplash

when one receives whiplash as a result of dancing to dubstep

Instruction: "dude, i am totally suffering from whomplash" What is the definition of "whomplash"?


anti-shiism

prejudice and hatred toward the shia creed of islam, its tenets or its adherents, stemming from systematic and board hatred towards the faith and its people

Instruction: "adjective: anti-shia (displaying, depicting or otherwise presenting anti-shiism in sentiment or action" What is the definition of "anti-shiism"?


face pet

to stroke someones face in order to cool their fears and soothe their mood

Instruction: "as clyde faded out of consciousness in the arms of mary we all knew that the face pet she was applying would have no effect in this dire situation" What is the definition of "face pet"?


haxiom

a truth that only exists within the world of hacking

Instruction: "for every patch issued a new hole is created is a prime haxiom of network security" What is the definition of "haxiom"?


bacharach

"the last name of famous songwriter burt bacharach, who wrote many songs such as "raindrops keep falling on my head" and "that's what friends are for

Instruction: "bacharach is my favorite songwriter ever" What is the definition of "bacharach"?


biddness foam

Context: yo dawg, dis mah biddness foam yo

"ghetto fabulous way of saying business phone

Instruction: "yo dawg, dis mah biddness foam yo" What is the definition of "biddness foam"?


alpha chump

Context: j lowe was the original alpha chump

a term used to define the dominating male at ccpc

Instruction: "j lowe was the original alpha chump" What is the definition of "alpha chump"?


deli curtains

Instruction: "did you see her deli curtains in those booty shorts?" What is the definition of "deli curtains"?


del cerro

Instruction: "ag kid: i hate those dc kids they think they're so freaking cool cuz they live in del cerro" What is the definition of "del cerro"?


blinky wink

Context: seeing her cum gave me a blinky wink

Instruction: "seeing her cum gave me a blinky wink" What is the definition of "blinky wink"?


esactun

Context: stop being an esactun

Instruction: "stop being an esactun" What is the definition of "esactun"?


nippin

Context: dude, that party was nippin

when you don't want to say cool but, mean it and want to seem like you want to sound like you have a cool vocabulary

Instruction: "dude, that party was nippin" What is the definition of "nippin"?


nippin

Context: tits mcgee and ash hole were nippin

when a male and female friend rub their nipples together

Instruction: "tits mcgee and ash hole were nippin" What is the definition of "nippin"?


boss hog

Instruction: "i called up the boss hog and he sent me this beat ass slam pig  of which i hammered on until cops started" What is the definition of "boss hog"?


boss hog

when something is boss and then suddenly before it ends goes beyond greatness its: boss hog

Instruction: "yo did you see that 1978 version of talking heads song psycho killer on you tube its boss but the last 20 seconds its straight boss hog" What is the definition of "boss hog"?


babysitter zanny

when you're relatively intoxicated on alprazolam (xanax) and require a care-taker(sort of like the fake babysitter mention in the casey anthony trial)

Instruction: "hey look at this jackass over here all incoherent and shit, someone come get babysitter zanny" What is the definition of "babysitter zanny"?


ginko biloba

Context: hes on one, must be the ginko biloba

Instruction: "hes on one, must be the ginko biloba" What is the definition of "ginko biloba"?


lactrimony

the enthusiastic lifelong commitment to milk and all things dairy

Instruction: "lauren and lucerne had a lovely reception at the local ice creamery where they were united in holy lactrimony" What is the definition of "lactrimony"?


burnt bacon

a cop who is having a bad day and feels the need to make others miserable

Instruction: "i really didn't do anything illegal, it was just a case of burnt bacon" What is the definition of "burnt bacon"?


burnt bacon

Instruction: "man i dont want no damn burnt bacon this time" What is the definition of "burnt bacon"?


ellena

"greek origin, meaning bright one, shining light

Instruction: "is that a greek goddess, is that an ellena? that painting is absolutely ellena" What is the definition of "ellena"?


ellena

Context: ellena is hot

Instruction: "ellena is hot" What is the definition of "ellena"?


grayson sloan

Context: i got a grayson sloan do you

Instruction: "i got a grayson sloan do you" What is the definition of "grayson sloan"?


j bone

Instruction: "i rolled a fat j bone and smoked it to the head" What is the definition of "j bone"?


j bone

"an erect penis that has a distinct curvature to the left or to the right, or up or down, resembling a letter "j""

Instruction: "dude, did you see the j bone on that pornstar's dick? it was curving way to the left" What is the definition of "j bone"?


meadows

verb - forcing someone under your wing at the work place in order to obtain a promotion

Instruction: "man, i'm totally going to meadows the new guy - i'm looking to make assistant to the manager next review" What is the definition of "meadows"?


meadows

Context: meadows is coming, duck

a tall guy with curly locks that is secretly jewish or muslim, cause hes circumcised, big bushy eyebrows, little mustache, doesnt shave often and likes oxford united

Instruction: "meadows is coming, duck" What is the definition of "meadows"?


calisalvation

Context: that chick is such a calisalvation

Instruction: "that chick is such a calisalvation" What is the definition of "calisalvation"?


eifel tower

amber, in the tree house, involving cypher and brent

Instruction: "yoooo, you gotta see that brent has of the eifel tower" What is the definition of "eifel tower"?


chopstickity

Context: the boy had a chopstickity torso

Instruction: "the boy had a chopstickity torso" What is the definition of "chopstickity"?


fayeplanting

synonym for 'faceplanting', often seen as a typo occuring in sentences written by people who are friends with someone called faye

Instruction: "i was fayeplanting a cactus the other day" What is the definition of "fayeplanting"?


indecisive bitch syndrome

someone who toys with people, leading them on to believe she likes them, then breaks off relations for no reason

Instruction: "that girls has such a serious case of indecisive bitch syndrome" What is the definition of "indecisive bitch syndrome"?


drink monkey

"a person who drinks excessively and is often viewed as having a drinking problem

Instruction: ""who plans a trip to ocean city immediately before a trip to vegas? that guy is such a drink monkey" What is the definition of "drink monkey"?


bee-bopped

when someone thinks they are really cool and they walk with a kinda strut or bounce to make sure everyone is watching them walk across the room

Instruction: ""look at that guy, he just bee-bopped across the room like he was some kinda special'" What is the definition of "bee-bopped"?


atory

Instruction: "damn girl, atory cheated on me last night, but he sure is fine" What is the definition of "atory"?


ende

Instruction: ""example 1: "yo, is that your sculpture?" "yeah dude, that's my ende" What is the definition of "ende"?


coome

Context: dude, don't coome out after i kill you

the act of freaking out after being killed in a video game

Instruction: "dude, don't coome out after i kill you" What is the definition of "coome"?


cubicular cancer

what can happen after staying in a cubicle for more than 7 hours a day

Instruction: "guy 1: hey, did you guys hear about joe? he's got cubicular cancer" What is the definition of "cubicular cancer"?


chew squads

the act of giving oral sex to multiple men all in one sitting

Instruction: "hey we should call jennifer over, she loves to chew squads" What is the definition of "chew squads"?


ass ramming penis pumper

1) one who would forcefully insert his penis into another person's body while masturbating

Instruction: "dude, that guy was an ass ramming penis pumper" What is the definition of "ass ramming penis pumper"?


blackula

"a black dude that bites you, as most of them do

Instruction: "i was gone with the ball, and blackula over here bit my arm off" What is the definition of "blackula"?


byte stealer

Context: byte stealer is a member of the ucod

member of the united coalition of the damned or ucod

Instruction: "byte stealer is a member of the ucod" What is the definition of "byte stealer"?


ancadics

Context: those farmers are such ancadics

the word famously used by gordon brown in his labour party conference speech to describe his opinion on foot and mouth

Instruction: "those farmers are such ancadics" What is the definition of "ancadics"?


big n' nasty

Context: yo lets go hit up the big n' nasty

goin to macdonalds and gettin the big and tasty

Instruction: "yo lets go hit up the big n' nasty" What is the definition of "big n' nasty"?


bombdigate

Context: that's the bombdigate

Instruction: "that's the bombdigate" What is the definition of "bombdigate"?


pillow slipper

the vigorous act of rubbing your foot up and down between the breasts creating the figurative slipper between the two pillows of breasts

Instruction: "that bitch has such a huge foot fetish, she asked for a pillow slipper" What is the definition of "pillow slipper"?


as soon as possible

Instruction: "you should finish your work as soon as possible" What is the definition of "as soon as possible"?


liquid panty remover

Instruction: "man this vodka is liquid panty remover at this party" What is the definition of "liquid panty remover"?


liquid panty remover

Instruction: "time to splash on some liquid panty remover for the ladies" What is the definition of "liquid panty remover"?


cuntrap

the bullshit so called tunes passed off as country music

Instruction: "i love true country music not that cuntrap crap" What is the definition of "cuntrap"?


bits-shifting

rearranging your man-parts so that your laptop isn't resting on them

Instruction: "i had to do some frequent bits-shifting while working on my latest coding project" What is the definition of "bits-shifting"?


pornographone

a machine wich serves mainly the function of displaying contents of a [pornographic] nature, with some additional features in more advanced models

Instruction: ""i've just updated my pornographone to windows 7 "my pornographone contains 3 [internets]""" What is the definition of "pornographone"?


brownie film

Instruction: "we need another roll of brownie film in the shitter" What is the definition of "brownie film"?


big country

a larger then average male who is sloppy and breaks everything

Instruction: "big country came to the party last night" What is the definition of "big country"?


big country

someone who is very patriotic about his country

Instruction: "hey there's big country chris, look at his flag magnets on his car there's like 25 of them" What is the definition of "big country"?


fucked out

to have prevented or been prevented from doing or getting something

Instruction: "i totally got fucked out of that job by a lower bidder" What is the definition of "fucked out"?


fucked out

Context: i'm all fucked out

being worn out from fucking for at least a week straight after you or your man is released from rehab or jail

Instruction: "i'm all fucked out" What is the definition of "fucked out"?


fucked out

Context: yeah, but i got fucked out

the act of being kicked out of ones friend's house so said friend may have sex with his/her boy/girl friend

Instruction: "yeah, but i got fucked out" What is the definition of "fucked out"?


fucked out

Instruction: ""devon totally fucked out on me the other day  "i saw that movie and it totally fucked me out""" What is the definition of "fucked out"?


douche berg

Context: dude joe is a total douche berg

Instruction: "dude joe is a total douche berg" What is the definition of "douche berg"?


hardcore kid

Instruction: "that hardcore kid almost hit me in the face" What is the definition of "hardcore kid"?


laguna beach bitch

a girl who is very dramatic,gets money from her parents,is a rich bitch,a slut,and is very popular just like the girls from the mtv reality show laguna beach,

Instruction: ""that girl is nothing without her money,she's such a laguna beach bitch  or  "lbb" - used in internet slang"" What is the definition of "laguna beach bitch"?


death row

a once major record label based on the [westside] of the states which often [beefed] with bad boy records

Instruction: "album too gangsta for radio - death row records released 2001" What is the definition of "death row"?


death row

a housing unit for all inmates sentences to death by gas chamber, lethal injection, electric chair, or hanging

Instruction: "tommy andreas is on death row for killing a 4" What is the definition of "death row"?


death row

a record label that was home to the biggest artists from the west coast during the 90s

Instruction: "aspiring rapper: i just signed to death row" What is the definition of "death row"?


death row

Context: buddy: dude come do a death row with me

when drinking, death row is the act of lining up a least five shots and drinking each one as fast as you can

Instruction: "buddy: dude come do a death row with me" What is the definition of "death row"?


drive it like you stole it

to drive a vehicle faster and more recklessly than it should be driven, acting as if you aren't the one paying for the repairs

Instruction: "you drive like my grandma, get on the gas and drive it like you stole it" What is the definition of "drive it like you stole it"?


flat tire

Instruction: "he narrowly avoided becoming a flat tire" What is the definition of "flat tire"?


flat tire

the act of pulling your testical to the top of your sack, while holding in between your thumb and index finger the loose skin of your scrotum

Instruction: "my balls are loose, and it's time to pump my flat tire" What is the definition of "flat tire"?


flat tire

when a girl tries to give a man a blowjob, but the man stays fully un-erect

Instruction: "she tried to give him a blow job, but got the old flat tire" What is the definition of "flat tire"?


flat tire

a girl's boob that is smaller than the other one

Instruction: "do you think lisa's flat tire is even an a-cup?" What is the definition of "flat tire"?


flat tire

Context: stacy's mom helped me with my flat tire

the act of receiving a rim job while driving

Instruction: "stacy's mom helped me with my flat tire" What is the definition of "flat tire"?


jousta

Context: stop being such a jousta

a friendly and non-offensive way of calling someone a wanker

Instruction: "stop being such a jousta" What is the definition of "jousta"?


bearlet

a sweet boy, who will always be the apple of his mothers eye

Instruction: "jeremy, you will always be mommy's sweet bearlet" What is the definition of "bearlet"?


log lady

Context: "the log lady struck again

Instruction: ""the log lady struck again" What is the definition of "log lady"?


Context: "check out this cute cat pic from 2chan

the granddaddy of japanese message boards, full of anonymous users who generally are fairly civil and not totally creepy

Instruction: ""check out this cute cat pic from 2chan" What is the definition of "2chan"?


flogging the dolphin

Instruction: "joe didnt get it in with his girlfriend,so instead he started flogging the dolphin" What is the definition of "flogging the dolphin"?


ben hur

Context: oh that ben hur

"if one is said to be "ben hur" it implys that one is a man of small stature

Instruction: "oh that ben hur" What is the definition of "ben hur"?


contactable

able to be communicated with, even when away from usual activities or location

Instruction: "nikki wasn't at school today but she had her i-phone so she was still contactable" What is the definition of "contactable"?


censer

Context: the priest held the censer

"the gold or silver vessel that is used during religious ceremonies

Instruction: "the priest held the censer" What is the definition of "censer"?


chipotle bomb

the shit you take the morning after you eat a chipotle burrito

Instruction: "dude after i ate that chipotle burrtio i had to drop a serious chipotle bomb" What is the definition of "chipotle bomb"?


cock-n-ball politics

any type of politics that is equivalent to the gesture of grabbing your cock and balls as a show of brute masculinity and power

Instruction: "the americans have once again managed to piss off most of the world with their cock-n-ball politics concerning(insert international political issue here)" What is the definition of "cock-n-ball politics"?


bigass titties

Context: bigass titties

Instruction: "bigass titties" What is the definition of "bigass titties"?


bc haircut

this is the short, male hair style that some women get and because the woman appears less feminine it frequently guarantees no sex : the birth control hair cut

Instruction: "suzy got the bc haircut when she joined the softball team and she hasn't had a boyfriend since" What is the definition of "bc haircut"?


heterofabulous

(noun) a man who is straight but acts in way usually associated with homosexuals

Instruction: ""girl 1: "how do i look babe?" heterofabulous man: "darling those shoes are fierce" What is the definition of "heterofabulous"?


alex obando

Instruction: "guy1::dude, alex obando is just a arse licker" What is the definition of "alex obando"?


christopher walken

quite possibly the only man alive to be able to beat chuck norris ass

Instruction: "christopher walken can whoop chuck norris up and down washington street" What is the definition of "christopher walken"?


christopher walken

christopher walken wasnt born, he just existed

Instruction: "must i say more must i say more christopher walken" What is the definition of "christopher walken"?


christopher walken

a veteran actor with loads of dark roles to his credit, christopher walken is one of the most entertaining, consistent performers ever

Instruction: "christopher walken is a pussycat who can summon the face of a pit bull" What is the definition of "christopher walken"?


drag race

"a foot race between several [drag queen]s

Instruction: "hey, did you check out the drag race yesterday? those girls have some skills" What is the definition of "drag race"?


drag race

Instruction: "i went to see the drag race the other day" What is the definition of "drag race"?


drag race

the ultimate form of motorsport, where two real men (or women, or a mix) drive straight to the finish line

Instruction: "i feel the need for speed - time for a drag race" What is the definition of "drag race"?


drag race

when you light a cigarette and then have to finish it quickly

Instruction: ""shit the bus is coming and i just lit a cigarette  "just drag race it" What is the definition of "drag race"?


drag race

Context: hey jerry want to have a drag race

a competitive race where two male's race to see who can get the biggest erection the fastest

Instruction: "hey jerry want to have a drag race" What is the definition of "drag race"?


keepin' it white

doing something very stereotypical of a white person

Instruction: "guy 1: hey what you doin' today?  guy 2: just keepin' it white" What is the definition of "keepin' it white"?


dill hole

Context: get off my head you dill hole

a hole in which a dildo is placed, used as an insult

Instruction: "get off my head you dill hole" What is the definition of "dill hole"?


dill hole

Context: foreman, you're such a dill hole

its the hole that your [stink pickles] come out of

Instruction: "foreman, you're such a dill hole" What is the definition of "dill hole"?


daquan from staples

someone more famous than alex from target and has stapled his way into our hearts

Instruction: "daquan from staples wants to be a unicorn" What is the definition of "daquan from staples"?


flobog

Context: man i gotta do a mass flobog right now

Instruction: "man i gotta do a mass flobog right now" What is the definition of "flobog"?


floint

Context: man your outfit is on floint today

when something is not only on point, but also on fleek

Instruction: "man your outfit is on floint today" What is the definition of "floint"?


hangin off

Context: some friends and i were hangin off

casually hangin out with a bud and getting off

Instruction: "some friends and i were hangin off" What is the definition of "hangin off"?


aberdour

Context: aberdour is the effing shiz

Instruction: "aberdour is the effing shiz" What is the definition of "aberdour"?


brewers bugle

Instruction: "oh no man, how's she gonna blow that? i've picked up the brewers bugle" What is the definition of "brewers bugle"?


calendar dressers

people who only dress according to the calendar not the actual weather

Instruction: "there are loads of calendar dressers among cyclists - what do they wear when it gets really cold?" What is the definition of "calendar dressers"?


cooking on gas

feeling giddy in the head, so happy that you could bust

Instruction: "since i found this new girl i'm just cooking on gas" What is the definition of "cooking on gas"?


bichards

the word bichards is used to refer to a person who is acting like a bitch, and a little cocky hardass who doesn't back up his words with actions

Instruction: "look at the little bichards over there acting like hes was gonna fight that guy, but then he ran away to his mummy" What is the definition of "bichards"?


big society bus

Instruction: "i'm taking the big society bus home - walking home" What is the definition of "big society bus"?


dtpm

Instruction: "yo don't fuck with him, he lives in dtpm, they tigers in dtpm" What is the definition of "dtpm"?


gradilone

Context: you know whos sexy, that gradilone

Instruction: "you know whos sexy, that gradilone" What is the definition of "gradilone"?


chemmy gavantic

a person that gallivants around like a bull in a china shop knocking things over and comes from the chev region of northern kazakhstan

Instruction: "you know that [balloon] [bollocks] tim over there? well i hear he's a real chemmy gavantic" What is the definition of "chemmy gavantic"?


be yourself

1] a fucking clichee! don't wanna monitor, but -- you are always yourself, despite the situation and the opinion of other people! 2] a marketing trick

Instruction: "1] q: what should i do?  a: the best thing is to be yourself" What is the definition of "be yourself"?


canadian cow tipping

to club baby seals on the snow with a group of friends after drinking a few beers/screech

Instruction: "later me an the boys are headin out for some canadian cow tipping" What is the definition of "canadian cow tipping"?


canadian peach tug

when a male drenches his testicles in honey and lets bees gently rest on them while a female coerces the tip while rubbing feces on the shaft

Instruction: "syd: are you ok nick?  nick: my balls really swole up after jessica gave me a canadian peach tug behind my house last night" What is the definition of "canadian peach tug"?


dutch lollipop

a person inserts a tootsie pop into his/her partners asshole

Instruction: "i fed my girlfriend a dutch lollipop last night with an extra load of shit on it and it took her 27 licks to get to the center" What is the definition of "dutch lollipop"?


broward college

Instruction: "hey, those look like some smart blokes; they must go to broward college" What is the definition of "broward college"?


hubidaba

Instruction: "me- so whats new? you- hubidaba me- whats new" What is the definition of "hubidaba"?


chicoian

those who live, or have lived, in chico, california

Instruction: "that chick ain't normal norcal-bred, she's a total chicoian" What is the definition of "chicoian"?


badinkydonk

Context: meggo, you have a badinkydonk

the action of having a small posterior : the opposite of a [badonkadonk]

Instruction: "meggo, you have a badinkydonk" What is the definition of "badinkydonk"?


combersation

Instruction: "i would like to have a combersation with you luis" What is the definition of "combersation"?


aleyna

Instruction: "it is great to have an aleyna in your life sometime or another" What is the definition of "aleyna"?


americocentric

Context: what an effing americocentric question

Instruction: "what an effing americocentric question" What is the definition of "americocentric"?


don raymond

Context: oh that jay is from don raymond

don raymond is a name for a group of people who do what they want, when they want and never back down

Instruction: "oh that jay is from don raymond" What is the definition of "don raymond"?


beatdown hardcore

not quite [deathcore] but a very heavy [hardcore]

Instruction: "enemymind, line of scrimmage, cinderblock, bearclaw, and bulldoze are all beatdown hardcore bands" What is the definition of "beatdown hardcore"?


bucket fanny

someone who has shagged so many men that their vagina resembles a flabby bucket

Instruction: "that girl has slept with so many men, that she'll have to be buried in a y-shaped coffin, to accomodate her bucket fanny" What is the definition of "bucket fanny"?


bucket fanny

someone who has shagged so many men that their vagina resembles a flabby bucket

Instruction: "that girl has slept with so many men, that she'll have to be buried in a y-shaped coffin, to accomodate her bucket fanny" What is the definition of "bucket fanny"?


crazywhiteboy

one of caucasian decent that has a propensity for doing daredevil stunts and toeing the line of mortality

Instruction: "that crazywhiteboy ran into traffic just to catch up with them" What is the definition of "crazywhiteboy"?


all natural

Instruction: ""dude, did that hot girl shave or is she still all natural" What is the definition of "all natural"?


all natural

Context: ohhhhhhh he's going all natural

Instruction: "ohhhhhhh he's going all natural" What is the definition of "all natural"?


captain n

Context: captain n is awesome man

a mighty brave gamer sucked into his tv whilst playing a nintendo entertainment system

Instruction: "captain n is awesome man" What is the definition of "captain n"?


azael

Instruction: "slimmies just levitate and gravitate toward that dude, what an azael" What is the definition of "azael"?


apple dick

a person who exclusively uses apple products and sneers on those who use microsoft or other software and devices

Instruction: "ryan is an apple dick because he thinks people who don't use macs are not as smart" What is the definition of "apple dick"?


apple dick

Context: damn girl, you given me that apple dick

before a man is about to nut, the head of the man's dick will become as red as an apple

Instruction: "damn girl, you given me that apple dick" What is the definition of "apple dick"?


celebuspawn

the offspring of celebrities, not initially famous in their own right, who usually use their status or parents to get publicity, further their careers and party too much in public

Instruction: "celebuspawn include: rumer willis (daughter of bruce willis and demi moore), kim stewart (daughter of rod stewart), kelly and jack osbourne (ozzy's kids) and nicole richie (daughter of lionel richie)" What is the definition of "celebuspawn"?


splitscreen

a splitscreen is a phenomenon caused by being confused by two members of the opposite (or same) sex

Instruction: ""shit man, i'm lying here in bed, and i got a splitscreen" What is the definition of "splitscreen"?


fish lung

Context: shut it you fish lung

a fish lung is somebody who is a fool and is very weak

Instruction: "shut it you fish lung" What is the definition of "fish lung"?


carrot patch

any body that is held in prison given the orange jumpsuit will be regarded as a carrot in the carrot patch

Instruction: "prison guard: i gotta take watch over the carrot patch today" What is the definition of "carrot patch"?


100th base

to have sexual intercourse with an entire zoo, the zoo keepers, the vistors, tourists and even the local wildlife that isnt part of the zoo

Instruction: ""guy 1:"i scored 100th base when i fucked a giraffe, elephant, zebra,llama, anaconda, gorilla, flamingo, lion, stick insect, panda, rhino, tiger, twenty zoo keepers and 500 random strangers" What is the definition of "100th base"?


100th base

to gather 217 viagras, wash them all down at once using a gallon of titty residue suckled from ukrainian prostitutes

Instruction: ""i totally got to 100th base the other day  "jesus christ" What is the definition of "100th base"?


crocodilopig

a woman of such unpleasing countenance as to repulse a fellon's canine companion

Instruction: "she's a good hand at de-cokeing a two stroke, but by god she's a crocodilopig" What is the definition of "crocodilopig"?


beer o'clock

Context: hey, it's beer o'clock

Instruction: "hey, it's beer o'clock" What is the definition of "beer o'clock"?


beer o'clock

Context: it's beer o'clock

Instruction: "it's beer o'clock" What is the definition of "beer o'clock"?


beer o'clock

Context: finally beer o'clock

the time when you get off work on friday night and head over to the bar or to a friend's house

Instruction: "finally beer o'clock" What is the definition of "beer o'clock"?


beer o'clock

Context: oh shit, it's beer o'clock

any time of the day when happy hour starts in the office

Instruction: "oh shit, it's beer o'clock" What is the definition of "beer o'clock"?


invaliduous

a descriptive word pertaining to someone with tendencies that could be comparable with an invalid

Instruction: "george osborne, chancellor of the exchequer, is commented as an invaliduous politician, due to our current economic climate" What is the definition of "invaliduous"?


blog fodder

Instruction: "i'm sorry your day sucked, but between the car wreck, the kiss off, and the layoff, at least you've got some real blog fodder" What is the definition of "blog fodder"?


boat hoes

Context: fuck 'dem boat hoes

shipboard navy girls who give it up at the drop of a hat

Instruction: "fuck 'dem boat hoes" What is the definition of "boat hoes"?


burning knuckle

"down, down-back, back + punch  a burning knuckle is an attack found in the fatal fury and king of fighter games, and is generally done by terry bogard

Instruction: "a burning knuckle is great at getting to your opponent quickly, but watch out for low kicks and counters" What is the definition of "burning knuckle"?


astro-chan

Context: i love astro-chan

tentacle queen, and god's gift to humanity

Instruction: "i love astro-chan" What is the definition of "astro-chan"?


jlaf

Context: "i love you jlaf

"just like a friend, when you want to tell someone that you love them, but like a friend, usually text based

Instruction: ""i love you jlaf" What is the definition of "jlaf"?


kefir

"south africans (white folks) use the word "kefir" as the equivalent to the use of the word "nigger" in the u

Instruction: "'let me axe you a question?' who taught you how to speak? you sound like a kefir" What is the definition of "kefir"?


changedashian

when something needs to be changed to make it more glamorous and/or overdone, like the kardashian girls

Instruction: "you need to changedashian that dumpy outfit, it is not doing you any favors" What is the definition of "changedashian"?


louisiana purchase

the act of a male hot gluing pennies onto his penis, then proceeding to ram a girl in the ass

Instruction: ""jake: "i gave this chick a louisiana purchase the other day" What is the definition of "louisiana purchase"?


doolally

Context: he is completely doolally

Instruction: "he is completely doolally" What is the definition of "doolally"?


chortle

Context: robert has such a nice chortle

Instruction: "robert has such a nice chortle" What is the definition of "chortle"?


chortle

Context: adelle has the best chortle ever

another word for laugh not stupid fucking cookies

Instruction: "adelle has the best chortle ever" What is the definition of "chortle"?


chortle

Context: robert has such a nice chortle

Instruction: "robert has such a nice chortle" What is the definition of "chortle"?


chortle

Context: adelle has the best chortle ever

another word for laugh not stupid fucking cookies

Instruction: "adelle has the best chortle ever" What is the definition of "chortle"?


dandy warhols

Instruction: "the dandy warhols are featured in a new documentary movie called 'dig'" What is the definition of "dandy warhols"?


garry's mod

Context: garry's mod is extremely awesome

Instruction: "garry's mod is extremely awesome" What is the definition of "garry's mod"?


garry's mod

Context: hurr its garry's mod

garry's mod is a half-life 2 modification

Instruction: "hurr its garry's mod" What is the definition of "garry's mod"?


arizona iced tea

getting a golden shower on a hot arizona day

Instruction: "he gave her an arizona iced tea on a sunny july evening" What is the definition of "arizona iced tea"?


bumping nuts

when two men partake in the act of bumping their nuts together in a homosexual fashion

Instruction: "the two boys were bored while sitting on the golf cart so they began bumping nuts" What is the definition of "bumping nuts"?


mittiot

"someone who makes awkward statements like

Instruction: "i didn't think anyone could out -moron george bushes' gaffes until this mittiot came along" What is the definition of "mittiot"?


bollock champagne

Instruction: "he shot bollock champagne all over his [missus]" What is the definition of "bollock champagne"?


Instruction: "me - i stole a flapjack from greggs friend - 0e" What is the definition of "0e"?


campings off

the cuntish out right refusal to do something

Instruction: "even though the plans had been made for weeks, billy instead that campings off because she was having a bad week" What is the definition of "campings off"?


jelly bean

Instruction: "did you just see that jelly bean with the big tits? that's potential" What is the definition of "jelly bean"?


axminster warrior

term for lesbian following leading on from rug muncher

Instruction: "she flicked the bean like a true axminster warrior" What is the definition of "axminster warrior"?


blibula

that place on a dog's belly that, when rubbed, causes the dog's leg to shake uncontrollably

Instruction: "sparky is always mean to people unless they get his blibula when they pet him" What is the definition of "blibula"?


duende

the mexican version of a goblin or gnome, a duende will go into your house and do mischevious things and occasionally steal small infants

Instruction: "dude did you just see that duende just now? i think he took your baby haha" What is the definition of "duende"?


duende

Instruction: "duende todd told me that he didn't like scifi films, so i never asked todd to go to see one" What is the definition of "duende"?


duende

Context: that girl over there is a total duende

a girl whos kinda hot in a dirty way and after a few beers

Instruction: "that girl over there is a total duende" What is the definition of "duende"?


chopping the lettuce

when a girl is shaking her ass all up in some junk

Instruction: "i was at a party when i saw delaney chopping the lettuce" What is the definition of "chopping the lettuce"?


friendly fire

[euphemism] for when an [army] fires upon its own forces, usually accidentally

Instruction: "the army's lack of investigation into the friendly fire incident enraged the relatives of the dead" What is the definition of "friendly fire"?


friendly fire

when you have a serious case of diarrhea and you think you have finished

Instruction: "hey henry, why are spending so much time at the sink? bill, i had a bad case of friendly fire" What is the definition of "friendly fire"?


chinese penguin

Context: 1) he vanished like the chinese penguin

Instruction: "1) he vanished like the chinese penguin" What is the definition of "chinese penguin"?


brimmalo

Instruction: ""example: "check the cankles and the buffalo-butt on that brimmalo" What is the definition of "brimmalo"?


butt crack

Instruction: "joe spread his butt crack for his boyfriend david" What is the definition of "butt crack"?


butt crack

Instruction: "guy #1: hey, where does this butt crack come from? guy #2: i had to hide it somewhere safe guy #1: dude naw" What is the definition of "butt crack"?


hippothotamus

Context: look at that hippothotamus yonder

Instruction: "look at that hippothotamus yonder" What is the definition of "hippothotamus"?


bunker buster

bunker buster is where you do a girl doggy style, and then just before you cum you pull out, and force your penis into her ass and unload

Instruction: "cornelius wiggins used a bunker buster on his ex cause he hated that bitch" What is the definition of "bunker buster"?


bunker buster

removing the penis from the anus during anal sex, and depositing a large turd into the resulting [gape] hole

Instruction: "got this $2 hooker off florida ave, but she made pay a premium to pull a bunker buster" What is the definition of "bunker buster"?


bunker buster

during [carpet bombing] any piece of dookie that goes into the woman's genitals is a bunker buster

Instruction: "when jim was carpet bombing carlor, he decided to suprise her with a bunker buster" What is the definition of "bunker buster"?


bunker buster

getting a thumb in the backdoor right at sexual climax

Instruction: "jt$ loves it when justin's mom slips him a bunker buster" What is the definition of "bunker buster"?


astro baguette

an astro baguette is when you stick a baguette so far up your arse you can see stars

Instruction: "did you hear how he got an astro baguette" What is the definition of "astro baguette"?


auto-auto-pilot

when you zone out while driving, and the car seems to obey all rules of the road and drive itself to the destination

Instruction: "whoa man, i was driving home last night and i totally went on auto-auto-pilot all the way to my drive way, it was really weird" What is the definition of "auto-auto-pilot"?


lumpy puppy

aha, so we meet at last! prepare to die!

Instruction: "you lumpy puppy - get back to verkhoyansk" What is the definition of "lumpy puppy"?


pesticle

Instruction: "dude, relax and stop being such a pesticle" What is the definition of "pesticle"?


pesticle

Instruction: "that guy who keeps trying to buy you drinks is such a pesticle" What is the definition of "pesticle"?


pesticle

a pesticle refers to when your nut sack becomes sweaty and sticks to the side of your inner thigh

Instruction: "ah, man, i have such an itchy pesticle right now" What is the definition of "pesticle"?


pesticle

when a small animal is pestering you (usually a male)

Instruction: "this barking dog is being a total pesticle" What is the definition of "pesticle"?


big ass

Context: example 1: that's a big ass truck

Instruction: "example 1: that's a big ass truck" What is the definition of "big ass"?


big ass

big ass she's got a big ass big ass she's got a big ass big ass big ass big ass

Instruction: "she's got a big ass big ass she's got a big ass big ass she's got a big ass" What is the definition of "big ass"?


big ass

a slang term for referring to something large

Instruction: "yo bernie, are you plannin' a big ass party?" What is the definition of "big ass"?


big ass

the best space in a parking lot, closest to the door of the establishment

Instruction: "we won't have to carry these shopping bags far, because we got the big ass" What is the definition of "big ass"?


big ass

a person who charges an exhorbitant fee for his services or product(s)

Instruction: "shit, your lawyer sure has a big ass - but then again, lawyers are just legalized and glorified whores" What is the definition of "big ass"?


bill fucking murray

Context: oh my god, its bill fucking murray

if you really need a definition then go jump off a cliff

Instruction: "oh my god, its bill fucking murray" What is the definition of "bill fucking murray"?


cuntdick

a male who acts as though he has female genitalia

Instruction: "joey pretends to get drunk when he goes out; he is a cuntdick" What is the definition of "cuntdick"?


clenes

Instruction: "'who likes clenes here?' 'look at that magical wall clene' -quinagamer" What is the definition of "clenes"?


bonerfide

Instruction: "is there anyone less bonerfide than mother angelica?" What is the definition of "bonerfide"?


bonerfide

Instruction: "is there anyone less bonerfide than mother angelica?" What is the definition of "bonerfide"?


flatline

Context: don't let him flatline now

Instruction: "don't let him flatline now" What is the definition of "flatline"?


flatline

Instruction: "a: yo how was that party you were just at? b: dude, it fucking sucked, no beer, no fights, no girls, that party was flatline" What is the definition of "flatline"?


flatline

Context: don't let him flatline now

Instruction: "don't let him flatline now" What is the definition of "flatline"?


flatline

Instruction: "a: yo how was that party you were just at? b: dude, it fucking sucked, no beer, no fights, no girls, that party was flatline" What is the definition of "flatline"?


bangered

an insult used to put someone to shame after receiving an intence ass-wooping

Instruction: ""after we owned norman the emo in "gears of war", we were like "you got bangered b" What is the definition of "bangered"?


blazed eyes

a kid who looks [blazed] because of his eyes, which are squinted and blood shot

Instruction: "trent: that kid has such blazed eyes keith: omg i kno, soooo faded" What is the definition of "blazed eyes"?


he kills all the fucking nerds/noobs/mods and cunts with his ags

Instruction: "bharthts01 dds 90 90 irl ags spec 76 76 smd def mode ftw" What is the definition of "bharthts01"?


blue hell

"term made famous by the rock "dwayne johnson"

Instruction: "the rock: who in the blue hell are you?  booker t: my name is boo-  the rock: it doesn't matter what your name is" What is the definition of "blue hell"?


berkleigh

Instruction: "guy 1: who's that girl over there? guy 2: that's berkleigh" What is the definition of "berkleigh"?


christmas buzz

a feeling common during the month of december

Instruction: "you're buying a nintendo wii off ebay for 500 dollars for your kid?  must be the christmas buzz" What is the definition of "christmas buzz"?


butt ranger

Instruction: "that butt ranger would love to stick his pole up your ass" What is the definition of "butt ranger"?


cunt stick

1: tool used by male to interface with the female pleasure palace   2: tool used by female and inserted into her [nu-nu] to generate joy juice

Instruction: "1: i did her behind the bins with my enormous cunt stick  2: her cunt stick came out with a 'pop'" What is the definition of "cunt stick"?


bodye

Context: "oh my bodye

"just a universal word, it can be used as anything

Instruction: ""oh my bodye" What is the definition of "bodye"?


blogament

an argument you get into with one person or many people on a blog

Instruction: "i got into a terrible blogament with a guy named photoman on nytimes" What is the definition of "blogament"?


crocus

Instruction: "my focus is all crocus when you are confused" What is the definition of "crocus"?


pop music

"the retarded form of song that offers no originality and is the result of corporation - backed, "singers," and writers

Instruction: "man mtv's becoming a pop music - promoting piece if junk" What is the definition of "pop music"?


pop music

Context: pop music sucks balls

Instruction: "pop music sucks balls" What is the definition of "pop music"?


pop music

probably the worst, most degrading music on earth

Instruction: "i refuse to listen to radio due to this pop music" What is the definition of "pop music"?


pop music

musical noise which, when repeated over and over, is used as a tool to extract a profit from dimwits

Instruction: "don’t you just love pop music artists such as britney spears?" What is the definition of "pop music"?


cat speekz

a language used on sites like icanhascheezburger

Instruction: "examples of cat speekz are: i iz in ur compoota steelin ur rams ceiling cat lulz at ur fayl" What is the definition of "cat speekz"?


dildaic

having a physical appearance or usage reminiscent of a dildo

Instruction: "when his girlfriend's best friend showed up and was clearly quite randy, stickman knew he had to find something dildaic - and fast" What is the definition of "dildaic"?


bananotch

Instruction: "tell that bananotch to get the hell out of my house" What is the definition of "bananotch"?


screwpod

a term used to mock shitty podcasts hosted by unfunny douches for their idiotic twitter followers

Instruction: "did you hear joe and bob on that crappy podcast of theirs? fuckin' screwpod" What is the definition of "screwpod"?


bouschefag

someone usually a man who exhibits homo, bitchy, and douschebaggy qualities

Instruction: "guy1- look at 'im he crys at the slightest touch and hes a gangster one day and rednck the next  guy2- yeah what a bouschefag" What is the definition of "bouschefag"?


all-originals scene

Instruction: "hey homies, next friday it will be all-originals scene with a very good dj that i know" What is the definition of "all-originals scene"?


awesomeicle

Context: holy shit that movie was awesomeicle

something beyond awesome, and beyond radicle, it is the combo

Instruction: "holy shit that movie was awesomeicle" What is the definition of "awesomeicle"?


brain boner

"something that strikes a chord in someone's thinking, creating a spur of "enlightenment" and stimulation in knowledge, especially in subjects like philosophy & logic

Instruction: "john: hey, have you seen that recent philosophical discussion between xxx and yyy on youtube?  peter: yeah, it was so good it gave me a brain boner" What is the definition of "brain boner"?


brain boner

when you are so intellectually stimulated your brain gets a boner

Instruction: ""you: did you guys check out my new 3d tv?  me: yeah, major brain boner" What is the definition of "brain boner"?


brain boner

when you are talking and then have a random smart moment

Instruction: "your mom just had a brain boner about robotics" What is the definition of "brain boner"?


hjalte

dude who randomly reads german poems out loud

Instruction: "hey i dare you to do a hjalte  is that a hjalte? no just goethe" What is the definition of "hjalte"?


glory trail

line (trail) of hairs that run from the [belly-button] to the [pubes],

Instruction: "when she raised her arm, her shirt pulled up and you could see her glory trail running into jeans" What is the definition of "glory trail"?


agile methodology

a work-group paradigm for software engineers where all the people in your work-group sit near each other, and little or no official documentation is required in the written code

Instruction: "our new company owner is instituting agile methodology and i don't know how that will work out after 12 years of the documentation requirement being being beaten into me" What is the definition of "agile methodology"?


beat her cakes

the cakes refer to the vagina, and a man takes part in beating her cakes by fucking so hard that slapping sounds occur

Instruction: "damn guy i beat her cakes so hard i have rashes everywhere" What is the definition of "beat her cakes"?


columbian necktie

taking a knife to someones throat high enough up to be able to pull the tongue back down through it, ie, a tongue necktie

Instruction: "that mother f*er done me wrong, give em a columbian necktie" What is the definition of "columbian necktie"?


columbian necktie

the act of slitting one's throat and pulling the esophagus through the opening creating

Instruction: "if that guy keeps talking smack, i'm going to give him a columbian necktie for his birthday" What is the definition of "columbian necktie"?


chipas

Context: hey, your chipas are lookin' wack today

the hair that connects the mustache to the beard, found near the corners of the mouth

Instruction: "hey, your chipas are lookin' wack today" What is the definition of "chipas"?


flargum

Instruction: ""example: "dude sie der meister sind flargum" What is the definition of "flargum"?


candy rain

Context: she drank down his candy rain

Instruction: "she drank down his candy rain" What is the definition of "candy rain"?


mad lot

Instruction: "quite frankly, shreena got mad lot [dick] last night" What is the definition of "mad lot"?


fwick

Instruction: ""fwick looks like winnie the pooh "alex gave fwick becky""" What is the definition of "fwick"?


ingis

Context: man i have a bad case of ingis

Instruction: "man i have a bad case of ingis" What is the definition of "ingis"?


childcare

Context: childcare sucks

a woman (or man, rare) who sits around all day dealing with snotty annoying children feeding them kraftdinner because its cheap

Instruction: "childcare sucks" What is the definition of "childcare"?


ball whipping

1)to say to a friend who is playing practical jokes on you or is saying something very unbelievable

Instruction: "1) adrian shut up, stop ball whipping us man" What is the definition of "ball whipping"?


dick toucher

a person who has s serial tendency to touch penis

Instruction: "so what i fucked your girlfriend, what are you gonna do about it dick toucher" What is the definition of "dick toucher"?


cannablessed

adj - to be given extra special abilities from cannabis

Instruction: "i'm gonna rock this drum take; i'm feelin' cannablessed" What is the definition of "cannablessed"?


half a ticket

a 'ticket' is slang for 1 million dollars

Instruction: "she in da murda biness, got half a ticket on her wriss" What is the definition of "half a ticket"?


blank account

Instruction: "if i don't deposit this check in my blank account before friday, i won't be going out this weekend" What is the definition of "blank account"?


blank account

having so much money you don't care what things cost

Instruction: "what would the prime minister know about being poor, that prick is all blank account" What is the definition of "blank account"?


annaleise

Context: annaleise

amazingly beautiful, and there is no one else in the world like her

Instruction: "annaleise" What is the definition of "annaleise"?


blackberrying

the act of using ones blackberry to communicate

Instruction: "i was blackberrying when my car hit the bridge abutment" What is the definition of "blackberrying"?


equus ferus caballus

bitch nigga motherfuckin hoebag cunts licking donkey dicks while receiving a donkey punch

Instruction: "a lot of black dicks must be present during equus ferus caballus" What is the definition of "equus ferus caballus"?


fps game

"a common video-game in which is usually described from gamers

Instruction: "gamer: ohhh man i just got the new fps game battle field 4" What is the definition of "fps game"?


bag o' dicks

"bag o' dicks = contains multiple meanings in certain contexts  a phrase demonstrating the "speaker" wants to issue more than just his penis for sucking to the receiver

Instruction: "brian: (stubs his toe and yells) bag o' dicks" What is the definition of "bag o' dicks"?


bag o' dicks

"bag o' dicks = contains multiple meanings in certain contexts  a phrase demonstrating the "speaker" wants to issue more than just his penis for sucking to the receiver

Instruction: "brian: (stubs his toe and yells) bag o' dicks" What is the definition of "bag o' dicks"?


as of

Instruction: "the project was terminated as of january 1" What is the definition of "as of"?


bellic

Instruction: ""yo man, get behind that column and bellic your way out" What is the definition of "bellic"?


hendo

hendo: an event that involves using your right hand to knock a person the f-out, and then drop an elbow onto their limp body

Instruction: "" i am going to hendo you  "oi mate you just got hendoed" What is the definition of "hendo"?


hendo

a nickname given to the city of henderson by its original delinquent residents - a suburb south of las vegas - also known as h town

Instruction: "'i've been holdin it down for hendo since 1984 nigga'" What is the definition of "hendo"?


hendo

1: the term used to describe ejaculation after suffering extreme trauma

Instruction: "a: a brick is dropped on your groin, this may result in ejaculation due to trauma, this is a hendo" What is the definition of "hendo"?


homaphrodite

Context: my mate cheeseboy is a homaphrodite

basicaly someone who has both man and female reproductive organs

Instruction: "my mate cheeseboy is a homaphrodite" What is the definition of "homaphrodite"?


backup the train

an expression used to stop something or slow it down

Instruction: "kids in a classroom going crazy, someone swears teacher: hold the phone, backup the train" What is the definition of "backup the train"?


conbie

Instruction: "even after walking around the heated convention center all day, jeff refused to go back to his room to rejuvenate and bathe, he had officially joined the conbie horde" What is the definition of "conbie"?


awazz

Context: awazz dawg

Instruction: "awazz dawg" What is the definition of "awazz"?


dirt-tube commuter

Instruction: "chad over there?  yeah, he's a dirt-tube commuter in the worst way" What is the definition of "dirt-tube commuter"?


bastina

Context: scott is a major bastina

a term referring to someone who possesses the characteristics of one that could be labled a jackass and a twat at the same time

Instruction: "scott is a major bastina" What is the definition of "bastina"?


clown effect

when you and a good number of your comrades, preferably more than the number of car seats, pile into a car of any size to deliver street justice

Instruction: "man, that guy is such a douche i can't wait to clown effect him" What is the definition of "clown effect"?


boppular

Context: abel is fuckin boppular i swear wata ho

"a ho that gets around and around and is know for hanging on guys because of nice clothes, cars, or their status

Instruction: "abel is fuckin boppular i swear wata ho" What is the definition of "boppular"?


fapicide

to kill ones self through the art of excessive masturbation

Instruction: "1: steve died yesterday 2: oh god, what happened?  1: fapicide man, he dehydrated due to over masturbation" What is the definition of "fapicide"?


arvine

to 'do an arvine' is to sit calmly at a concert and 'appreciate the music' rather than cheering an jumping around

Instruction: "man, she was no fun at that show, she just did an arvine" What is the definition of "arvine"?


robo babe

Context: jared is a total robo babe

a robo babe is someone who is babaliscious

Instruction: "jared is a total robo babe" What is the definition of "robo babe"?


rlds

the reformed church of jesus christ of latter day saints

Instruction: "mary is rlds and hates it when people mistake her for one of the fundamentalist polygamous groups" What is the definition of "rlds"?


cardiff city fc

Context: cardiff city fc lost again

Instruction: "cardiff city fc lost again" What is the definition of "cardiff city fc"?


bar voice

the volume spoke at a loud bar, nightclub, concert, or party

Instruction: "it's getting pretty hectic in here, i better use my bar voice" What is the definition of "bar voice"?


ham beast

Context: whoa dave; emily is quite a ham beast

Instruction: "whoa dave; emily is quite a ham beast" What is the definition of "ham beast"?


chicken pecker

the person who is typing with one finger on a key board

Instruction: "mike is a chicken pecker when he types on the key board" What is the definition of "chicken pecker"?


meat bus

Instruction: ""eric: "did you see meat bus last night?" john: "are you kidding, they rocked the house and impregnated my wife" What is the definition of "meat bus"?


mountain dewing

the act of shooting one's sperm in a projectile fashion down a girl's throat, so as not to get std's, much like waterfalling for water bottles

Instruction: "dude, bobby had the clap so he was mountain dewing caitlyn last weekend" What is the definition of "mountain dewing"?


anjalee

the condition of weighing more than the medically prescribed average for a specific height and age range

Instruction: "eating too many burgers make you anjalee" What is the definition of "anjalee"?


volcanic shit

when you're constipated and a fart builds up above the stuck shut, creating more and more pressure

Instruction: "argh, my ass hurts so much after that volcanic shit i had" What is the definition of "volcanic shit"?


blanket sex

an action occurring beneath a blanket that appears to be sexual in nature but is really mundane or innocent

Instruction: "travis and allie were shifting conspicuously underneath the blanket but everyone knew they were prudes, so dave deduced they were having blanket sex" What is the definition of "blanket sex"?


boonging around

loitering around with intention to cause trouble

Instruction: "them two nungas were boonging around balga trying to steal alcohol" What is the definition of "boonging around"?


buddyrino

Context: hey there buddyrino

Instruction: "hey there buddyrino" What is the definition of "buddyrino"?