flesh flower

Instruction: "after i gave her a boquet of flowers to show her my love, my girlfriend then let me lick, play with, and pollinate her flesh flower" What is the definition of "flesh flower"?


flesh flower

another word for a womans special place/poon/ve jay jay

Instruction: "gregory: ugh my boss' flesh flower was awful" What is the definition of "flesh flower"?


catses

Instruction: "johnny, look at those two groups of wandering catses" What is the definition of "catses"?


acid fairy

an ancient prophesy involving a pink monkey with wings going round rockin harder than before and kickin evil spirits asses on alex the kidd in miracle world

Instruction: ""wow that acid fairy is good on a sega master system "no shit" What is the definition of "acid fairy"?


ht

a portable transmitter and receiver unit or more commonly called a handheld transceiver

Instruction: "look at that [radio dude] talking into an ht" What is the definition of "ht"?


ht

Context: guy #1: yo look ht

Instruction: "guy #1: yo look ht" What is the definition of "ht"?


ht

Context: dude, that sweater vest is so ht

Instruction: "dude, that sweater vest is so ht" What is the definition of "ht"?


ht

what you say to your friends on irc when it's time to leave the office and go home

Instruction: "[13:51] (person1) isnt it ht on east coast yet (person2) ht? (person1) ht = home time" What is the definition of "ht"?


ht

home training- you better know how to act if yo mama was here

Instruction: "girl, when i was talkin on the phone this scrub tried to pick me up,while i was talkin to my man,i went ht on that fool" What is the definition of "ht"?


ht

Context: * cough cough cough *  mate , thats a ht

abbeviation of the phrase harsh toke, used to describe a toke on a bifta that ends in coughing

Instruction: "* cough cough cough *  mate , thats a ht" What is the definition of "ht"?


nitol

perfect and flawless, the highest, most pure, and beautiful

Instruction: "the water was so clean and pure, it was nitol" What is the definition of "nitol"?


beast of a son

Context: son of a beast, beast of a son

a reciprocal of the same popular euphemism [son of a beast] that denotes the same meaning as its root phrase

Instruction: "son of a beast, beast of a son" What is the definition of "beast of a son"?


scripter

a person's title or position, who is designated to read scriptures aloud during a service, wedding, seminar, etc

Instruction: "please listen to the scripter read from matthew 24, verses 1-3" What is the definition of "scripter"?


glochid

that irritating prickly thingie on a flat type of cactus (an opuntia, for instance) that jabs you and gets embedded in your skin

Instruction: "wear latex gloves when you're transplanting prickly pear cacti, otherwise you'll be stuck by a glochid" What is the definition of "glochid"?


dongnut

a sexual act wherein a man's partner eats a donut which has been hung on the recipient's erect penis

Instruction: "billy got a dongnut from sally, though he wished it were cream filled" What is the definition of "dongnut"?


balla watcha's

[white] [girls] who go to da [clubs] just to [watch] da [balla]'s and take up space on de dance floor

Instruction: "dem balla watcha's better get the fuck outta here and make me some room so i can grind up de ballas" What is the definition of "balla watcha's"?


balla watcha's

[white] [girls] who go to da [clubs] just to [watch] da [balla]'s and take up space on de dance floor

Instruction: "dem balla watcha's better get the fuck outta here and make me some room so i can grind up de ballas" What is the definition of "balla watcha's"?


cranking one out

Context: i'm cranking one out

masturbating until a penis is in erection

Instruction: "i'm cranking one out" What is the definition of "cranking one out"?


chocolate meltdown

in intercourse, one partner suctions their mouth to the others butthole, the person then must shit into the others mouth until their mouth overflows with shit

Instruction: "dude i totally just gave sally a chocolate meltdown" What is the definition of "chocolate meltdown"?


dicktrum

Context: they all laughed at my dicktrum

Instruction: "they all laughed at my dicktrum" What is the definition of "dicktrum"?


6th base

you horny little bastards there is no 6th base

Instruction: ""hey dude i got to 6th base last night "shut the fuck up there is no 6th base you dill hole""" What is the definition of "6th base"?


6th base

"[ocular sex], including any act involving the [penetration] of the [penis] into the eye socket

Instruction: "i got to 6th base with pam last night after she took out her  glass eye" What is the definition of "6th base"?


6th base

sexual congress with a corpse, necrophilia

Instruction: "jimmy savile got to 6th base when he did voluntary work at that hospital in leeds" What is the definition of "6th base"?


6th base

Instruction: "horny boy: dude, i need to get to 6th base" What is the definition of "6th base"?


6th base

"ocular sex, including any act involving the penetration of the penis into the eye socket

Instruction: "i got to 6th base with pam last night after she took out her  glass eye" What is the definition of "6th base"?


6th base

sex with an orifice other than the oral or anal sphincter, such as the nostril, or ear canal especially

Instruction: "yo i totally filled her ear when i hit 6th base" What is the definition of "6th base"?


6th base

Instruction: "did u hear oliver went to 6th base with his girl friend, whats sixth base climbing over someone in a sexual manner oh that dirty bastard" What is the definition of "6th base"?


6th base

bragging to ya friends to maek em feel jealous

Instruction: ""hey u guess what, me and that chick, went to 6th base last night" What is the definition of "6th base"?


dick all hard

Instruction: "we're not goin to the club? damn, and you had my dick all hard and shit" What is the definition of "dick all hard"?


call to arms

an event that causes people to become militant or vigilante, often, against the feel of the majority, or a large number of people

Instruction: "9-11 was a call to arms for anti-muslim hate groups" What is the definition of "call to arms"?


j bizzle

Context: dude, make that j bizzle already

Instruction: "dude, make that j bizzle already" What is the definition of "j bizzle"?


sequoia middle school

the shittiest school on earth, full of fake posers and pot heads

Instruction: "person: where do you go to school? me: sequoia middle school" What is the definition of "sequoia middle school"?


bill jack

Context: hey nikki,give me a bill jack

the act of getting oral sex from a woman

Instruction: "hey nikki,give me a bill jack" What is the definition of "bill jack"?


armpit of the world

Instruction: "john: (entering new jersey) what's that smell?  friend: welcome to the armpit of the world" What is the definition of "armpit of the world"?


armpit of the world

slang for the state of new jersey (ironically dubbed 'the garden state')

Instruction: "i'm taking a train up to the armpit of the world to visit my family" What is the definition of "armpit of the world"?


cat flaps

Context: i licked her cat flaps all night

Instruction: "i licked her cat flaps all night" What is the definition of "cat flaps"?


cat flaps

its what holds a girls insides in,[pussy lips] [meat curtans] [piss flaps] [bat ears]

Instruction: "that bird i pulled last night had the biggest cat flaps i have ever seen" What is the definition of "cat flaps"?


cat flaps

Instruction: "caroline fed her young cat seymour so frequently that his cat flaps eventually became so large that they dragged on the floor whilst walking" What is the definition of "cat flaps"?


cat flaps

Context: "get you cat flaps out

where the labia (womans lips :) ) hang low and create a flap

Instruction: ""get you cat flaps out" What is the definition of "cat flaps"?


chrismas dick

Context: "go suck a chrismas dick

someone(man/woman)who is acting like a complete and total [dick] around chrismas

Instruction: ""go suck a chrismas dick" What is the definition of "chrismas dick"?


asshat monkey

someone who is way dumber then the regular asshat

Instruction: "dude, i could not believe the manager of our it dept did not know that hot air rises, he is such an asshat monkey" What is the definition of "asshat monkey"?


ass nuggets

"poop comprised of small, well-formed pieces, usually 4-10 in number, that are easily expelled and require little toilet paper usage afterwards

Instruction: "i have to take a crap, but i'm in a hurry, so i'm hoping for a couple of quick ass potatoes, or at least a handful of ass nuggets" What is the definition of "ass nuggets"?


ass nuggets

small bits of poopie that get stuck to your ass (or its hair) when you don't wipe  correctly

Instruction: ""your mom tossed my salad last night and she found ass nuggets" What is the definition of "ass nuggets"?


blue j

n - a blow job not brought to completion, resulting in vasocongestion

Instruction: "that girl from the bar last night sobered up halfway through and i just ended up with a blue j" What is the definition of "blue j"?


back packing

the act of hugging another person back to back

Instruction: "kylan and lauren were bored of a normal hug, so they hugged backwards, and said they were back packing" What is the definition of "back packing"?


pudwhacker

Context: fat alex is such a pudwhacker

an extremely annoying person who is overweight and talks in a high pitched tone

Instruction: "fat alex is such a pudwhacker" What is the definition of "pudwhacker"?


butt blasted

being thumped violently in the anus with a large penis and or dildo

Instruction: "you know youre gay when you get butt blasted in the shower" What is the definition of "butt blasted"?


bitch count

"the number of different women or "bitches" a man has slept with"

Instruction: "my bitch count is only 4 but howard has 20" What is the definition of "bitch count"?


cheesy mustache

a guy who's mustache has been dipped in the anus of a woman with a stinky asshole

Instruction: "hey man did you smell rustys cheesy mustache" What is the definition of "cheesy mustache"?


chill put

"a highly common misspelling of "[chill out]", used most commonly on purpose by snarky kids on [facebook], who can't accept their minor spelling error and move on in life

Instruction: "hannah: omg guys this sux ass ryan: chill put hannah hannah: *chill out ryan: geez hannah chill put chill put chill put chill put chill put everyone else: fuck dis" What is the definition of "chill put"?


beatsmith

Context: scott storch is a beatsmith

Instruction: "scott storch is a beatsmith" What is the definition of "beatsmith"?


ambush hickey

similar to a conventional hickey, except the suckee is not aware the sucker is applying suction until it is too late, and the deed has been done

Instruction: "she was so into what i was doing that she didn't notice the ambush hickey i applied to her {cleavage}" What is the definition of "ambush hickey"?


de-crapping

the process of purging either a garage or storage shed of unnecessary items that have long since expired or outlived their usefulness

Instruction: ""joe: bob was de-crapping his garden shed the other day and found an armani suit" What is the definition of "de-crapping"?


bi-penial

when a fucked up dude is born with a mutation causing him to grow two dicks

Instruction: ""["i'm fighting cancer" "well nobody's perfect" "then what's wrong with you i'm bi-penial that sounds horrible" "no i've got 2 dicks""" What is the definition of "bi-penial"?


holy ghost enema

something that is used to awaken a otherwise dead church

Instruction: "we brought in this guest preacher and he gave the congregation a holy ghost enema" What is the definition of "holy ghost enema"?


cerone

Instruction: "i pulled a cerone on this bitch, and she wasn’t ready for it" What is the definition of "cerone"?


cerone

someone who is obsessed with finding something they truly desire but the goal is illusive

Instruction: "that obsession will soon stop- it's cerone" What is the definition of "cerone"?


cerone

Instruction: "i pulled a cerone on this bitch, and she wasn’t ready for it" What is the definition of "cerone"?


cerone

someone who is obsessed with finding something they truly desire but the goal is illusive

Instruction: "that obsession will soon stop- it's cerone" What is the definition of "cerone"?


michael todora

Instruction: "i saw a guy fishing and then he got all michael todora with it and started eating the fish right off the hooks" What is the definition of "michael todora"?


mr. skullhead

Context: i am going to go and mr. skullhead you

Instruction: "i am going to go and mr. skullhead you" What is the definition of "mr. skullhead"?


mr. skullhead

one of the administrators in the free online game kingdom of loathing

Instruction: "i'm going to do a mr. skullhead since i'm not a total geek" What is the definition of "mr. skullhead"?


mr. skullhead

"the funny half of a geeky pair, the one that knows more about jokes, references, etc and less about mechanics and "boring technical crap""

Instruction: "yeah, i dunno crap about how kol works, i suppoose i must be a mr. skullhead" What is the definition of "mr. skullhead"?


mr. skullhead

Instruction: ""hey, let's go talk to that mr. skullhead" What is the definition of "mr. skullhead"?


cullem

Context: man you are gay, you are such a cullem

proper homosexual that loves anal sex with hairy bikers

Instruction: "man you are gay, you are such a cullem" What is the definition of "cullem"?


bin-ladened

adj: an individual, sometimes a terrorist, who is finally brought to justice

Instruction: "it's too bad osama wasn't taken alive and thrown to the mobs in times square, instead, he was bin-ladened" What is the definition of "bin-ladened"?


bin-ladened

adj: an individual, sometimes a terrorist, who is finally brought to justice

Instruction: "it's too bad osama wasn't taken alive and thrown to the mobs in times square, instead, he was bin-ladened" What is the definition of "bin-ladened"?


bump nasty

Instruction: "i'm bout to get bump nasty on this last 2 gs" What is the definition of "bump nasty"?


sweet as

"second most common phrase in new zealand after "awesome"

Instruction: "how was the surf at ragland yesterday? sweet as bro" What is the definition of "sweet as"?


sweet as

Context: ohhh, sweet as bro

Instruction: "ohhh, sweet as bro" What is the definition of "sweet as"?


sweet as

"means "ok" or just "sweet"  can also be abbreviated as "swaz"  not just new zealand

Instruction: ""-"did the peelers(police) manage to catch ye last night?" -"nah, i jumped over into someones back garden and was sweet as" What is the definition of "sweet as"?


sweet as

"not "sweet ass" as in   man that hottie y'know? she got a sweet ass

Instruction: "saw da game las nite man - we won like 86-14 a real whitewash - sweet as aye?" What is the definition of "sweet as"?


sweet as

Context: that bitch was sweet as

Instruction: "that bitch was sweet as" What is the definition of "sweet as"?


paultards

a derrogatory term coined during the 2008 elections

Instruction: "did you paultards even remember to vote?" What is the definition of "paultards"?


blind meat

an uncircumcised penis, when it's uncut, it can't see, hence it's blind meat!

Instruction: ""uncut guy: "check out my blind meat dude" uncut guy's friend: "gross, put that away dude""" What is the definition of "blind meat"?


boonsk

Context: maaan, shawty got a phat azz boonsk

Instruction: "maaan, shawty got a phat azz boonsk" What is the definition of "boonsk"?


fieldbilly

Instruction: "the sides of the roads around here are kept mown by the local fieldbilly because the state won't fund such things around here" What is the definition of "fieldbilly"?


rub one off

Instruction: "she left her shoes her?  i'm gonna go rub one off in her shoe" What is the definition of "rub one off"?


rub one off

Instruction: ""1) "damn, i got hard and had to rub one off" What is the definition of "rub one off"?


rub one off

to masterbate, rubbing the genitals in a stick like fasion  p

Instruction: "man, i'm getting really hard and big, i need to rub one off" What is the definition of "rub one off"?


cockbag mcdicknuts

"used as a generic nickname for prehistoric mammals who are unreasonably cocky, manipulate facts in their favor, and generally act like douches

Instruction: "cockbag mcdicknuts was complaining about something [asinine] again" What is the definition of "cockbag mcdicknuts"?


j cat

(prison/jail term) any person who is mentally unstable or requires psyche drugs to maintain

Instruction: "that fool over there talking to himself, walking like a chicken is a j cat" What is the definition of "j cat"?


j cat

"otherwise known as "category j" in the california penal code, it refers to an inmate deemed too mentally unstable to remain in general population

Instruction: "motherfucker went j cat on someone in the yard; now he's in adseg" What is the definition of "j cat"?


j cat

Context: that girl's a j cat

an individual who is looped up on psychiatric medications

Instruction: "that girl's a j cat" What is the definition of "j cat"?


jam eater

initially a term of abuse, because some local miners were too poor to put meat in their sandwiches

Instruction: "are you a jam eater? (west cumbrian) me marra fray merypoort sa jam eater too" What is the definition of "jam eater"?


jam eater

Context: oy marra you f*ckin jam eater

Instruction: "oy marra you f*ckin jam eater" What is the definition of "jam eater"?


jam eater

derogotary phrase, used to imply someone partakes in oral sex with a girl while she is on her period

Instruction: "joe: james, you are such a fucking jam eater" What is the definition of "jam eater"?


back lava

when you cum carefully onto the small of a girls back and the jizz pools in the cleft

Instruction: ""dude, i totally gave nikki some back lava last night" What is the definition of "back lava"?


coyotian murderdog

Instruction: "look over there, in that driveway, that's like, a coyotian murderdog" What is the definition of "coyotian murderdog"?


crackedy returns

Context: crackedy returns just pwned

Instruction: "crackedy returns just pwned" What is the definition of "crackedy returns"?


cammeron

Context: cammeron is such a pathetic n3rd

a fatass loser with glasses who hangs out with [deer camp] and [beejay] and roy (incest boy) and clint--he has a pathetic online girlfriend who is a hick!

Instruction: "cammeron is such a pathetic n3rd" What is the definition of "cammeron"?


albino fire monkey

a person with red hair, freckles and pale skin

Instruction: "because he is a albino fire monkey noone will ever like him" What is the definition of "albino fire monkey"?


1995 chevy cavalier

Instruction: "me- cool, got my 1995 chevy cavalier fixed, gonna drive to tahoe for the weekend" What is the definition of "1995 chevy cavalier"?


bape ape

Context: ivory is such a bape ape

minorities who spend all of their welfare/child support checks on expensive clothing

Instruction: "ivory is such a bape ape" What is the definition of "bape ape"?


adam-teasing

Instruction: "although a victim of eve-teasing herself, the girl is still fond of adam-teasing as part of her revenge" What is the definition of "adam-teasing"?


bez'd

to cause drama between a girl and her boyfriend

Instruction: "bro that girl's got a boyfriend, you bez'd pretty hard" What is the definition of "bez'd"?


brobecue

a really chill eating sesh with the bros

Instruction: "dude we had the chillest brobecue last night" What is the definition of "brobecue"?


brobecue

Instruction: "we wanted to reserve the clubhouse for a graduation party, but it was already reserved for the nightly brobecue" What is the definition of "brobecue"?


chilhowie

"a tiny town in the mountains of virginia

Instruction: "i was supposed to stop in chilhowie for food, but i didn't have enough time to slaughter the cow and make the bread" What is the definition of "chilhowie"?


cheating cunt

Context: ye handled the ball ye cheating cunt

Instruction: "ye handled the ball ye cheating cunt" What is the definition of "cheating cunt"?


cheating cunt

Context: thierry henry is a cheating cunt

Instruction: "thierry henry is a cheating cunt" What is the definition of "cheating cunt"?


cheating cunt

Context: cristiano ronaldo cheating cunt

a cheating basted who is hated by many people

Instruction: "cristiano ronaldo cheating cunt" What is the definition of "cheating cunt"?


mafarts

liquid diarrhea that sprays uncontrollably all over the back of the toilet

Instruction: "sean drank so much beer that he had the mafarts all the next day" What is the definition of "mafarts"?


apple socks

a woman's breasts that sag down and look like an apple in a tube sock is attached to her chest

Instruction: "so i went home with this [milf] last night and she had herself some apple socks" What is the definition of "apple socks"?


e-dentity

(n) your e-dentity is your identity on the [internet]

Instruction: ""dude fred, whats your e-dentity on [urban dictionary]?  "makaka23" What is the definition of "e-dentity"?


pount

Instruction: ""she came over lastnight and i was like pount" What is the definition of "pount"?


a fake legal threat sent from someone pretending to be an attorney

Instruction: "i got a cart00ney from bill because i painted my car the same color as his" What is the definition of "cart00ney"?


cutierandomlittlepanda

often a short humanoid with panda-like features (black hair, panda hats, scarfs etc

Instruction: "person 1: you are such a cutierandomlittlepanda" What is the definition of "cutierandomlittlepanda"?


up-tight

Instruction: "billy's father needs to relax and enjoy life because he seems too up-tight" What is the definition of "up-tight"?


creexy

Instruction: "the registered sex offender across the street who mows the lawn with no shirt on is totally creexy" What is the definition of "creexy"?


automatic boner

a boner that happens when david tells mickeys mom theirs no seat belts in their pool

Instruction: "mickey got an auto boner from boner boner boner  automatic boner in my mouth" What is the definition of "automatic boner"?


dum j�vel

"norwegian word for "dumb fuck" mostly used in the north of norway

Instruction: "han er en dum j�vel => he is a dumb fuck" What is the definition of "dum j�vel"?


zzz

Instruction: ""1: zzz 2: i am boring you?? what is "zzz" 1: it is the laugh "ㅋㅋㅋ""" What is the definition of "zzz"?


zzz

Context: john: zzz

a sound absolutely nobody makes when they're sleeping

Instruction: "john: zzz" What is the definition of "zzz"?


bodybuilding

Context: bodybuilding is like fight club

the art of sculpting the body to show muscular finess

Instruction: "bodybuilding is like fight club" What is the definition of "bodybuilding"?


clipsburgh

Instruction: ""where you from ni66a? "im from clipsburgh pitsolvania cuzz""" What is the definition of "clipsburgh"?


bird pussy

when you are so stoned, that you feel that you're higher than bird pussy

Instruction: "stoner 1: pass the blunt stoner 2: man im so blazed i feel like im higher then bird pussy" What is the definition of "bird pussy"?


allie the freezer

a girl who wont come close to her boyfriend

Instruction: "standing two or three feet apart at a dance is a allie the freezer" What is the definition of "allie the freezer"?


disslap

Context: james don't make me disslap you

slapping with disrespect most likely on the head not the face (slapping in the face makes you look like a bitch and a pussy)

Instruction: "james don't make me disslap you" What is the definition of "disslap"?


bass rape

the process whereby a person obsesses over the amount of bass that their sound system can produce to such an extent that any song they play is completely unrecognisable

Instruction: "my brother has been playing hits from the bong all weekend and i only realised yesterday because of all the bass rape" What is the definition of "bass rape"?


pissing on my shadow

to speak well of someone to their face, but ill of them behind their back

Instruction: "i thought he was my friend, but he's been pissing on my shadow for years" What is the definition of "pissing on my shadow"?


a buck

Context: my acgz were a buck 20

Instruction: "my acgz were a buck 20" What is the definition of "a buck"?


brett ferguson

the best guy you will ever meet in your life

Instruction: "just an amazing guy named brett ferguson" What is the definition of "brett ferguson"?


big fucking spider

a really big spider with the seeming propensity to shred you tip to stern

Instruction: ""hey jack, where did matt go? "i dont know for sure, but that really big fucking spider over there with a leg sticking out of its mouth sure looks suspicious" What is the definition of "big fucking spider"?


big fucking spider

Context: yo dawg i just saw a big fucking spider

a big fucking spider, in summary, you are able to hear the damn footsteps on your wood floors, and somehow it is breathing and you can hear it

Instruction: "yo dawg i just saw a big fucking spider" What is the definition of "big fucking spider"?


carme

Context: carme is a smart little chic

the girl who always has a good time, a bubbly and funny person

Instruction: "carme is a smart little chic" What is the definition of "carme"?


god damn it!

Context: why am i going to hell?  god damn it!

why would god create something, and then damn it?

Instruction: "why am i going to hell?  god damn it!" What is the definition of "god damn it!"?


addish

a confusing blend of english and mumbojumbo usually occurring during late night conversations, and only by those named adeline chan

Instruction: "although cute at times, adeline's addish makes for conversation stoppers" What is the definition of "addish"?


big dick johnson

Instruction: "big dick johnson showed me his big dick johnson last night" What is the definition of "big dick johnson"?


pitypat

Context: pitypat

Instruction: "pitypat" What is the definition of "pitypat"?


tragicrafting

"the uncontrollable urge to make "tribute" merchandise and put it on your etsy store before the body gets cold

Instruction: "after whitney houston's death, i rushed to my color printer so that i could begin tragicrafting with some brand new and unique 'whitney in our hearts' mugs" What is the definition of "tragicrafting"?


tragicrafting

the act of slapping together some commemorative bullshit and putting it up for sale before the body gets cold

Instruction: "when whitney houston and davey jones died, there was a lot of tragicrafting items for sale on etsy" What is the definition of "tragicrafting"?


tragicrafting

Instruction: "have you seen the davy jones tragicrafting crap on esty?" What is the definition of "tragicrafting"?


eeling

Context: 'i was eeling so bad last night'

the act of violently thrashing about in bed while asleep

Instruction: "'i was eeling so bad last night'" What is the definition of "eeling"?


the time that every girl likes to be picked up for a date

Instruction: "chas: what time should i pick you up? ashley: 5ish chas: 5ish?" What is the definition of "5ish"?


cocktoastin'

when one's penis is either too close to an open fire

Instruction: ""martha asked walter if he was ok and he replied, "no, silly bitch, i've been sitting too close to that filthy campfire and i think i have cocktoastin'" What is the definition of "cocktoastin'"?


chode rocker

someone who believes they are above another person just because they have an abundance of muscles and think mainly about who they can rock next on their dick

Instruction: "while i was waiting to get into the club, this total chode rocker pushed in front of me" What is the definition of "chode rocker"?


a shame of dildi

a collection of several dildos, often times of varied shapes, styles

Instruction: "frank was quite embarrassed when his mother found a shame of dildi in his closet" What is the definition of "a shame of dildi"?


done in

Context: "im so done in

someone who is tired or exhausted or someone ho has been beaten up

Instruction: ""im so done in" What is the definition of "done in"?


done in

Context: that bitch parisa is done in

someone who is so ugly, the uglist person you've seen

Instruction: "that bitch parisa is done in" What is the definition of "done in"?


done in

Context: that dude is done in

Instruction: "that dude is done in" What is the definition of "done in"?


banachek

used to describe the most amazing thing you have ever seen

Instruction: "did you see that?  yeah, that was banachek" What is the definition of "banachek"?


arkansas socket set

Instruction: "hand my that arkansas socket set so i can loosen that bolt" What is the definition of "arkansas socket set"?


legger

Context: john hung a legger once jazmin arrived

a hard penis thats not erect that lays right on the leg

Instruction: "john hung a legger once jazmin arrived" What is the definition of "legger"?


legger

term used to describe soomone (usually a woman) who uses their sexuality to hurt others

Instruction: "after a huge cat fight, that legger fucked stephanie's boyfriend" What is the definition of "legger"?


cheerdew

Context: chuck norris lives off cheerdew

a combination of mountain dew and cheerwine, the greatest thing you will ever be fortunate enough to put into your body

Instruction: "chuck norris lives off cheerdew" What is the definition of "cheerdew"?


beyondpositivism

"beyondpositivism is a new way of looking at things, if accepted we may avoid blowing ourselves to [beyondsmitherines]

Instruction: "her whole philosophy of life was beyondpositivism" What is the definition of "beyondpositivism"?


monkeybot

Context: ruffio: sup monkeybot

a guy friends with the ruffio, like a henchman or a guy who does the dirty work, like smashing cars and stuff

Instruction: "ruffio: sup monkeybot" What is the definition of "monkeybot"?


doucie

Context: i just popped her a doucie

when two fingers, usually the index and middle finger are inserted either into the vagina, or the anus

Instruction: "i just popped her a doucie" What is the definition of "doucie"?


bu oh

Context: rachel likes to get fucked in the bu oh

Instruction: "rachel likes to get fucked in the bu oh" What is the definition of "bu oh"?


ass head

Context: tom is an ass head for fucking you mom

Instruction: "tom is an ass head for fucking you mom" What is the definition of "ass head"?


bomboola

Context: i have a bomboola that is 8inches

Instruction: "i have a bomboola that is 8inches" What is the definition of "bomboola"?


atomic bomb

a girl so hideous she surpasses a grenade or landmine in how nasty she looks

Instruction: "bro you see that atomic bomb billy brought over? she almost blew my house apart" What is the definition of "atomic bomb"?


atomic bomb

Instruction: "the atomic bomb leveled cities; when did god give that right to men?" What is the definition of "atomic bomb"?


atomic bomb

Instruction: "i think ill go down to panda express and drop an atomic bomb" What is the definition of "atomic bomb"?


atomic bomb

Instruction: "yow this lady is not even ugly she's an atomic bomb" What is the definition of "atomic bomb"?


atomic bomb

the woman lays on the floor and the man stands on a chair

Instruction: "my wife told me the she wanted to try something new and said that it would feel really good for me to drop an atomic bomb inside of her" What is the definition of "atomic bomb"?


clear the snorkel

Instruction: "i went to the club, but y mack was weak, i had to go home alone and clear the snorkel" What is the definition of "clear the snorkel"?


abjective

a sarcastic or derogatory adjective, esp

Instruction: ""an example of an abjective would be the word [fucking] from the lyrics to "shut your [fucking] face unclefucker" (south park)"" What is the definition of "abjective"?


black hole slam

the finisher of tna's the monster abyss  a 360 degree spinning side slam which uses the momentum of the opponet to increaser pain

Instruction: "abyss just hit the black hole slam out of nowhere" What is the definition of "black hole slam"?


chill homies

a super dope group of people that smoke hella weed and party hard core every weekend

Instruction: "fez: hey dude wanna hang out this weekend?  jonny: no dude i cant, i am going to hang out with all the chill homies and smoke fat blunts" What is the definition of "chill homies"?


chill homies

a super fucking dope group of kids that smoke hella weed and party hard core every weekend

Instruction: "fez: hey dude wanna hang out this weekend?  jonny: no dude i cant, i am going to hang out with all the chill homies and smoke fat blunts" What is the definition of "chill homies"?


bumcurry

bumcurry: a word used after you have just eaten a hot curry and your pissing out your ass the next day

Instruction: "ol mate: hey man did you try out that new indian restaurant  brian: yeah i did but i got intense bumcurry the next day  ol mate : trrruuueeeee" What is the definition of "bumcurry"?


deehhh

Context: kamu lucu banget deehhh

Instruction: "kamu lucu banget deehhh" What is the definition of "deehhh"?


do a googs

Instruction: "what's the population of phoenix? i don't know, do a googs" What is the definition of "do a googs"?


clairannoyance

a feeling of annoyance felt when listening to a song that you've listened to before

Instruction: "i had clairannoyance to that daft punk song" What is the definition of "clairannoyance"?


burrowing skunk

Instruction: ""sally: "last week, it was kind of gross when my boyfriend tried the burrowing skunk on me" What is the definition of "burrowing skunk"?


fudbud

"someone you have sex with but have no other connections either mentally or spiritually

Instruction: ""man, i gotta call my fudbud up tonight, it's been a while since i got it" What is the definition of "fudbud"?


jeeje

Context: i hate jeeje

a randomly occurring enemy in life that usually takes the form of a jewish boy that seems to have gained weight recently

Instruction: "i hate jeeje" What is the definition of "jeeje"?


final fight

michael haggar succeeds in becoming mayor of new york three times in a row by beating the shit out of both the mad gear and the skull cross gangs

Instruction: "and that's basically the final fight story" What is the definition of "final fight"?


final fight

"a side-scroling beat 'em up that was realeased in 89 but the story happens 2 years earlier

Instruction: "[streets of rage] was a total rip-off of final fight but still a good game" What is the definition of "final fight"?


final fight

Instruction: "this it is , im not taking any more of your crap, this is the final fight" What is the definition of "final fight"?


btnr

"the single most important thing about a breast past the a cup

Instruction: ""hey bro, what's the btnr on her? "sub par" What is the definition of "btnr"?


beauttocks

Instruction: "if you don't like it you can bite me beauttocks" What is the definition of "beauttocks"?


bumper bowling

the tendency of a pedestrian preoccupied with another task (e

Instruction: "i just missed the [muni] because i couldn't get around some [bluetooth] idiot who was [hella] bumper bowling" What is the definition of "bumper bowling"?


po po

Instruction: "shelley, why did you kick that riot gear cop in the shin and then spit in his face?  now we've got the po po after us" What is the definition of "po po"?


po po

stands for the police  everyone hates the cops until someone steals your car see [would jesus microwave a burrito?]

Instruction: ""pothead 1:"man, the po po be a bunch a losers" pothead 2:"dude, someones stealing your car" What is the definition of "po po"?


po po

Instruction: "shelley, why did you kick that riot gear cop in the shin and then spit in his face?  now we've got the po po after us" What is the definition of "po po"?


po po

stands for the police  everyone hates the cops until someone steals your car see [would jesus microwave a burrito?]

Instruction: ""pothead 1:"man, the po po be a bunch a losers" pothead 2:"dude, someones stealing your car" What is the definition of "po po"?


achla

Context: achla is the mommy

Instruction: "achla is the mommy" What is the definition of "achla"?


9 fuckin' o'clock

(nine fuking o clok)     when your boss repeats something numerous times usually from something said at 9 am on said day

Instruction: "1: like i said at earlier at 9 fuckin' o'clock" What is the definition of "9 fuckin' o'clock"?


cherry dip

fucking a girl on her period but just with the tip

Instruction: "hey baby even though i'm on my period will you cherry dip me tonight?" What is the definition of "cherry dip"?


cherry dip

Instruction: "tom: i plowed susie so hard it was a cherry dip  joe: dude, that is such clown shoes" What is the definition of "cherry dip"?


fiouret

french expression : when someone is really good in manipulating ppl and can go anywhere without restriction and use of his stealthness to bypass problem

Instruction: "he has achieved so many things, he is really a fiouret  simon stop being a fiouret please, be franc" What is the definition of "fiouret"?


abk

Instruction: "dude: hey azn dude azn: howyadoin maite dude: wtf? ur aussie abk ayeee azn: blooody oath" What is the definition of "abk"?


abk

Instruction: "i am a really insecure person so i listen to bands like icp and abk even though they have no talent, but they make feel better about myself" What is the definition of "abk"?


abk

Instruction: "guy: who are you cheering for? dude: i don't know abk" What is the definition of "abk"?


abk

abk also know as the anybody killer is a rapper who works for the [dark carnival] and promotional label is [psychopathic records]

Instruction: "to find out more about abk try also checking out or listening to:[insane clown posse], [dark lotus], [monoxide child] ect" What is the definition of "abk"?


fag call

the term used when making a call whilst enjoying a cigarette, usually a break period whilst working

Instruction: ""man: lights cigarette and calls friend/wife "fag call" this is the action of making a fag call" What is the definition of "fag call"?


afrock

Context: its an afrock

Instruction: "its an afrock" What is the definition of "afrock"?


poop mouth

foul odor from mouth caused by an infection or impacted tooth

Instruction: "she has poop mouth cause of her impacted wisdom tooth" What is the definition of "poop mouth"?


poop mouth

adjective: when someone and/or something smells terribly bad

Instruction: ""(to a steele reserve can): "that can smells like poop mouth right about now" What is the definition of "poop mouth"?


poop mouth

Context: they called me poop mouth

Instruction: "they called me poop mouth" What is the definition of "poop mouth"?


poop mouth

Instruction: "that chick was hot but she had poop mouth" What is the definition of "poop mouth"?


fuck buckets

Context: "ahhhhh fuck buckets

"extremely useful exclamation that can be interpreted in many ways

Instruction: ""ahhhhh fuck buckets" What is the definition of "fuck buckets"?


fuck buckets

Context: "ahhhhh fuck buckets

"extremely useful exclamation that can be interpreted in many ways

Instruction: ""ahhhhh fuck buckets" What is the definition of "fuck buckets"?


fatboy slim

Context: fatboy slim says: i'm wicked and lazy

Instruction: "fatboy slim says: i'm wicked and lazy" What is the definition of "fatboy slim"?


collusy

Instruction: ""bob- "did you get it in with agnus last night"  fred- "no, her ugly friend was doing a collusy last night at the party""" What is the definition of "collusy"?


coochie cobbler

Instruction: "had mary's coochie cobbler yesterday,biiiieaaaatch" What is the definition of "coochie cobbler"?


ahsin

Context: oh man i have a bad ahsin

a rash in the mid-section of the human body

Instruction: "oh man i have a bad ahsin" What is the definition of "ahsin"?


pericardium

the medical term for the outermost layer of the heart, consists of a thin tissue that is used to lubricate and incorporate smooth contractions

Instruction: "the patients pericardium is swollen with bacteria and surgery must be performed" What is the definition of "pericardium"?


cellista

Context: christina is a hot cellista

a female who plays the beautiful stringed instrument called the cello

Instruction: "christina is a hot cellista" What is the definition of "cellista"?


face toucher

"someone who has candles lit every time they have sex

Instruction: "ryan gosling in 'the notebook' - i bet ryan gosling was a face toucher when he was getting with rachel mcadams… it put us off him a bit" What is the definition of "face toucher"?


aelt

Context: *gun shot* *gun shot* aelt

one of the noises the people make after getting shot in 007 goldeneye for nintendo 64

Instruction: "*gun shot* *gun shot* aelt" What is the definition of "aelt"?


a brian

a term meaning to admit failure, defeat, or that you were completely wrong

Instruction: ""so you admit that your plan is ineffective? "yes" person uninvolved in conversation: "man that guy just pulled a brian" What is the definition of "a brian"?


noods

Context: hey noods what poppin'

noods, the shorter way of saying noodles

Instruction: "hey noods what poppin'" What is the definition of "noods"?


bauf

Context: oh lindsay bauf my nutsack

Instruction: "oh lindsay bauf my nutsack" What is the definition of "bauf"?


bauf

Context: oh lindsay bauf my nutsack

Instruction: "oh lindsay bauf my nutsack" What is the definition of "bauf"?


divingboard

Instruction: "elisabeth was giving me head and i did the divingboard and busted on her neck" What is the definition of "divingboard"?


bombay fever

this is what you call it when a white girl has a thing for indian men/browns

Instruction: "like how when a white girl loves black men, it's jungle fever, so when they love indian men, it's bombay fever" What is the definition of "bombay fever"?


pellewack

Context: my pellewack is getting hard

Instruction: "my pellewack is getting hard" What is the definition of "pellewack"?


homemade word

those words invented at home, and used in the family but don't have a meaning outside of the family or friendship group

Instruction: "tom: sorry i didn't understand that, what did you say?  david: oh, sorry, it was a homemade word" What is the definition of "homemade word"?


bobaning

having a musky masculine smell that some may find as an aphrodisiac

Instruction: ""gay man #1 -"i am bobaning right now" gay man #2 - "you smell amazing" What is the definition of "bobaning"?


cuntbaggery

"similar to "douchebaggery", means something along the lines of "the act of being a massive cunt"

Instruction: "dennis was annoyed to all hell by the rampant cuntbaggery of most legislators" What is the definition of "cuntbaggery"?


bontron

Instruction: "it was really awkward when she was on my lap in the car last night, cause i had a massive bontron" What is the definition of "bontron"?


bloody wanker

Context: that bloody wanker cut me off

Instruction: "that bloody wanker cut me off" What is the definition of "bloody wanker"?


bloody wanker

Context: you bloody wanker

somebody who wanks it so much that their penis actually bleeds!

Instruction: "you bloody wanker" What is the definition of "bloody wanker"?


bloody wanker

Context: them: god you're a bloody wanker

"a phrase that americans think british/irish people use when in fact no-one in their right mind uses the word bloody and wanker together

Instruction: "them: god you're a bloody wanker" What is the definition of "bloody wanker"?


bloody wanker

Context: shut up you bloody wanker

Instruction: "shut up you bloody wanker" What is the definition of "bloody wanker"?


apple bomberz

throwing apples in the middle of the road and watching a car run over it

Instruction: "apple bomberz is the tossing of apples on to the road" What is the definition of "apple bomberz"?


ada stall

it's short for americans with disabilities act stall

Instruction: "he noticed that the ada stall wasn't being used, so he decided to shit in that stall" What is the definition of "ada stall"?


hoe-strosity

Context: oh hell, that gurl a hoe-strosity

Instruction: "oh hell, that gurl a hoe-strosity" What is the definition of "hoe-strosity"?


all toke, no action

pertaining exclusively to stoners, who spend their spare time couch surfing due to the sedative nature of their smokings

Instruction: "man, mike is all toke, no action these days" What is the definition of "all toke, no action"?


al-qaeda anal

when you are having anal sex (assuming you are male), and right before you are about to hit your climax you cut your partners head clean off

Instruction: "friend 1: yo imma have so much sex tonight friend 2: really? what positions? friend 1: you know al-qaeda anal friend 2:" What is the definition of "al-qaeda anal"?


lobster pulp

Instruction: "wanna know a really cool sounding two words?  lobster pulp" What is the definition of "lobster pulp"?


centurylink

the absolute [worst] internet provider ever

Instruction: "guy1: i'm switching to centurylink tomorrow" What is the definition of "centurylink"?


green panther

Context: check out that green panther over there

Instruction: "check out that green panther over there" What is the definition of "green panther"?


feggle

same thing as a [fag], but usually younger, weaker, and more annoying

Instruction: "wow angelo has another bloody nose, what a feggle" What is the definition of "feggle"?


bangbone

Context: hey do you wanna bangbone tonight?

to fuck, mixture of to bang a bitch and when your boning someone, but sounds funnier to say

Instruction: "hey do you wanna bangbone tonight?" What is the definition of "bangbone"?


barak obama

the pinacle of evil, the beggining of the end

Instruction: "barak obama was elected only becuase people never even learned about anything he did, belived, or was" What is the definition of "barak obama"?


barak obama

it is the sex position when the female is on the ground getting wipped by the domitate male saying esay esay

Instruction: "i did the barak obama to my girl lastnight" What is the definition of "barak obama"?


barak obama

Instruction: "my neighbor pulled a barak obama on his wife and now she has half of what he owns" What is the definition of "barak obama"?


good cunt

what you call your mates when they do something good!

Instruction: "oi you got me a [slab] of beer what a good cunt" What is the definition of "good cunt"?


good cunt

Context: that burns cunt, he's a good cunt

"a "good cunt" is a good person, top bloke, someone you want to be around

Instruction: "that burns cunt, he's a good cunt" What is the definition of "good cunt"?


tough like a $2 steak

Context: mr t is tough like a $2 steak

unusually or inexplicably ( and possibly undesirably) tough or impenetrable

Instruction: "mr t is tough like a $2 steak" What is the definition of "tough like a $2 steak"?


ass nibbles

the friendly little pieces of shit that come before the main event

Instruction: "damn, i felt like i had a huge shit, but only the ass nibbles came" What is the definition of "ass nibbles"?


huggy bear

Instruction: "guy 1: mohammed's my huggy bear guy 2: yeah" What is the definition of "huggy bear"?


huggy bear

Context: roni is aishah's huggy bear lol

a person that you want to be with all the time, and someone that u care about more than anything else

Instruction: "roni is aishah's huggy bear lol" What is the definition of "huggy bear"?


huggy bear

Context: 2:hey look, theres the huggy bear

someone or something people love to hug- like fat people

Instruction: "2:hey look, theres the huggy bear" What is the definition of "huggy bear"?


flying dutchmen

a sexual position involving the rigging of a clipper ship and a stiff breeze

Instruction: "the couple performed the flying dutchmen high above the crowd of rowdy sailors" What is the definition of "flying dutchmen"?


chowbernate

Instruction: "by the end of the night i was so burnt i just wanted to chowbernate" What is the definition of "chowbernate"?


gilly boat

a teenage male who is generally a boarder that is usually the best at sports such as cricket

Instruction: "he looks like he will be a gilly boat when he gets older" What is the definition of "gilly boat"?


dial up rile up

a state of impetuous consternation resulting from exposure to slow [dial up] modem speeds, especially following an acclimation to [broadband] data services

Instruction: "he put his fist through the monitor in a dial up rile up" What is the definition of "dial up rile up"?


bitch eye

Context: smoker 1: ow bitch eye

when smoking a cigarette some of the smoke goes into your eye and causes it to hurt

Instruction: "smoker 1: ow bitch eye" What is the definition of "bitch eye"?


bitch eye

Context: smoker 1: ow bitch eye

when smoking a cigarette some of the smoke goes into your eye and causes it to hurt

Instruction: "smoker 1: ow bitch eye" What is the definition of "bitch eye"?


deschool

to deprive somebody, especially a child, of education

Instruction: "it is a grave crime to deschool children" What is the definition of "deschool"?


btfk

Context: do u btfk 2?

texting shorthand for 'butt fuck' or 'butt fucking'

Instruction: "do u btfk 2?" What is the definition of "btfk"?


brass monkey

"every sailing ship had to have cannon for protection

Instruction: "cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey" What is the definition of "brass monkey"?


brass monkey

alcoholic beverage consisting of rum, vodka,and orange juice

Instruction: ""this is the recipe of the drink that inspired the beastie boys to write brass monkey" What is the definition of "brass monkey"?


glyn

the most legendary big brother housemate to ever set foot on the planet

Instruction: "chris: lol you see glyn last night hes such a legend" What is the definition of "glyn"?


glyn

Context: that glyn on big brother is such a spud

an utter spud from north wales who inexplicably stole the silver medal in bb7 from the charming aisleyne

Instruction: "that glyn on big brother is such a spud" What is the definition of "glyn"?


imaginary mustache

slang for weed, a marijuana joint, especially in cleveland - originated with kyrie irving's & kevin love's post-game handshake

Instruction: "i wasn't asking for a joint, i was just twirling my imaginary mustache" What is the definition of "imaginary mustache"?


clump nugget

customer service representatives who have poor attitudes and no pride in their work are referred to as clump nuggets at my wonderful place of employment

Instruction: "hey amy, why don't you put a smile on your face and quit being such a clump nugget" What is the definition of "clump nugget"?


dick on dick

Context: that porno was dick on dick

a description for anything homosexual in the literal sense

Instruction: "that porno was dick on dick" What is the definition of "dick on dick"?


chuntie

a mexican american that likes to act like a native mexican, by listening to the music(ranchera), and/or wearing boots, a cowboy hat, and a big beltbuckle

Instruction: "johnny:ey, wat are you listening to? juanito: chente fernandez fool johnny: fuckn chuntie ass" What is the definition of "chuntie"?


chuntie

Context: que chido said the chuntie

a ghetto mexican,or a mexican trying to hard to act like there in mexico when they actually have never been in mexico or were born here

Instruction: "que chido said the chuntie" What is the definition of "chuntie"?


chuntie

an indigenous person from the hill of oaxaca mexico

Instruction: "maybe if you were'nt such a chuntie you could solve a crossword puzzle  or: your such a fuckin chuntie" What is the definition of "chuntie"?


chuntie

Instruction: "i'll pay this chuntie $50 to clear out my garage" What is the definition of "chuntie"?


kokopelli

Context: damn, yo, he's such a goddam kokopelli

Instruction: "damn, yo, he's such a goddam kokopelli" What is the definition of "kokopelli"?


awesometastickers

the highest level on the awesomosity meter

Instruction: "your mom said i was awesometastickers last night" What is the definition of "awesometastickers"?


blomeyer

Instruction: "dude that guy revs my engines what a blomeyer" What is the definition of "blomeyer"?


tongues

(1) correctly: tongues = spoken languages, ie, sounds made by the mouth to convey an intelligible message

Instruction: ""(1) the missionaries quickly learned the native tongues of the indiginous peoples and preached the gospel to them" What is the definition of "tongues"?


carley rutherford

Context: youre a carley rutherford

Instruction: "youre a carley rutherford" What is the definition of "carley rutherford"?


asbury park

a city on the jersey shore that has been turned dangerous due to riots and other shit, it's going through a large-scale renovation to make it nice again

Instruction: "i went to the stone pony in asbury park to see a concert last friday" What is the definition of "asbury park"?


asbury park

Instruction: "it's a damn shame what happened the asbury park" What is the definition of "asbury park"?


asbury park

a city on the jersey shore that has been turned dangerous due to riots and other shit, it's going through a large-scale renovation to make it nice again

Instruction: "i went to the stone pony in asbury park to see a concert last friday" What is the definition of "asbury park"?


asbury park

Instruction: "it's a damn shame what happened the asbury park" What is the definition of "asbury park"?


brazilian shock collar

while receiving a blowjob, a man wraps his legs indian style around the head of the giver

Instruction: "last week, i looked into the back yard to see my dad giving my mom a brazilian shock collar in the hot tub" What is the definition of "brazilian shock collar"?


booty chowder

1) diarrhea 2) male semen discharge after taking it up the poop chute

Instruction: ""1)after i ate at that "b" rated taco shop, i got some mean booty chowder" What is the definition of "booty chowder"?


d-pizlax

a new age term for the popular soda beverage dr

Instruction: "hey man, could you go and grab be a d-pizlax from the fridge?" What is the definition of "d-pizlax"?


bog n' sprog

the act of masturbating whilst having a shit at the same time

Instruction: "i went into the toilet straight after patty the other day, all the toilet paper was gone, he must have had a bog n' sprog" What is the definition of "bog n' sprog"?


kuhn out

to stop showing up for work unexpectedly and without prior notification

Instruction: ""i was gonna go to work today, but i decided to kuhn out" What is the definition of "kuhn out"?


badallion

Instruction: "steve i have known you forever your my badallion (best friend)" What is the definition of "badallion"?


brucifer

Context: nobody busts stones like brucifer

Instruction: "nobody busts stones like brucifer" What is the definition of "brucifer"?


brucifer

"a red-headed demon that lurks about the country side of northern alabama

Instruction: "why is that brucifer slapping his belly over and over?" What is the definition of "brucifer"?


antonym

Context: jeer is the antonym of ovation

a word that has an opposite meaning to another word

Instruction: "jeer is the antonym of ovation" What is the definition of "antonym"?


antonym

a word that means the opposite of another word

Instruction: "" for example, "hot" is the antonym of "cold" What is the definition of "antonym"?


antonym

Context: jeer is the antonym of ovation

a word that has an opposite meaning to another word

Instruction: "jeer is the antonym of ovation" What is the definition of "antonym"?


antonym

a word that means the opposite of another word

Instruction: "" for example, "hot" is the antonym of "cold" What is the definition of "antonym"?


beer can nipples

Context: stephanie has got some beer can nipples

when the [areola]/[nipple] is about the size of a beer can or bigger

Instruction: "stephanie has got some beer can nipples" What is the definition of "beer can nipples"?


blosihad

Context: man, that assignment is the blosihad

acronym meaning: biggest load of shit i've heard all day

Instruction: "man, that assignment is the blosihad" What is the definition of "blosihad"?


golden palmer

Instruction: "my ex-girlfriend gave the best handjobs,she was a golden palmer" What is the definition of "golden palmer"?


sex fight

a great game where two opponents square off and try to make the other orgasm first

Instruction: "sally and jim couldn't decide who should pay for the movie, so they had a sex fight over it" What is the definition of "sex fight"?


sex fight

object:to make your partner orgasm before you do how to play:try to grab and play with each others genitals in order to make the other orgasm first

Instruction: "bob:dude i had this awesome sex fight with my wife and her friend bob#2:did you win? bob:nope*smiles*" What is the definition of "sex fight"?


beast mode activated

Instruction: "hitting a full court shot in basketball or fucking 10 girls at once in being in the state of beast mode activated" What is the definition of "beast mode activated"?


cookie puss

Instruction: "it's my birthday, i want to eat a cookie puss" What is the definition of "cookie puss"?


cookie puss

Instruction: "it's my birthday, i want to eat a cookie puss" What is the definition of "cookie puss"?


Instruction: "the deceps of the 90's were wild and all 730" What is the definition of "730"?


Context: mo mo beat the case because he's 730

Instruction: "mo mo beat the case because he's 730" What is the definition of "730"?


Context: that crack head is straight 730

Instruction: "that crack head is straight 730" What is the definition of "730"?


Context: yo dat nigga 730

Instruction: "yo dat nigga 730" What is the definition of "730"?


Instruction: "i'm feeling 730 translated means im feeling crazy" What is the definition of "730"?


Context: that bitch is straight 730

crazy, the time inmates take thier meds in prison

Instruction: "that bitch is straight 730" What is the definition of "730"?


Context: man 730 rocks

Instruction: "man 730 rocks" What is the definition of "730"?


Context: hobo amp is 730

Instruction: "hobo amp is 730" What is the definition of "730"?


bimboozled

Instruction: "fred thought missy was the right girl for him but he got bimboozled" What is the definition of "bimboozled"?


bimboozled

Instruction: "fred thought missy was the right girl for him but he got bimboozled" What is the definition of "bimboozled"?


beaver bank

Instruction: "look in lockview high school, you'll see that all the beaver bank ers a quater are in lumberman plaid" What is the definition of "beaver bank"?


beaver bank

Instruction: "look in lockview high school, you'll see that all the beaver bank ers a quater are in lumberman plaid" What is the definition of "beaver bank"?


bullshitless

1) the opposite of bullshit 2) straight to the point

Instruction: "person 1: woah, look at that essay, it's so bullshitless and straight to the point" What is the definition of "bullshitless"?


ocd tv

to watch a tv show obsessively - episode after episode

Instruction: "with the new arrested development coming last night, i've got a major case of ocd tv" What is the definition of "ocd tv"?


belicia

Context: you're just a belicia

someone who is too basic to be felicia becomes belicia

Instruction: "you're just a belicia" What is the definition of "belicia"?


belicia

Instruction: "is that joo ji hoon's fiancee?  why yes, that's belicia" What is the definition of "belicia"?


booty hoop

the act of inserting drugs into your ass to get high

Instruction: "dude you really should booty hoop that e-bomb cuz it hits you way harder" What is the definition of "booty hoop"?


doing-a-fairclough

"someone who attempts to avoid his online gaming friends by "appearing offline" whilst actually playing online to then unfortunately be pitched against them in a worldwide lobby

Instruction: "i thought pete was online tonight, but he's either still at work or he's doing-a-fairclough" What is the definition of "doing-a-fairclough"?


buttsickle

Context: yuck that smells like buttsickle

Instruction: "yuck that smells like buttsickle" What is the definition of "buttsickle"?


catsauce

Context: "oh, catsauce

a fictional substance that is composed of feline characteristics within a slightly viscous liquid

Instruction: ""oh, catsauce" What is the definition of "catsauce"?


anakin skywalker

anakin was a human jedi who was born on tattoine

Instruction: "anakin skywalker is the third known apprentice of darth sidious" What is the definition of "anakin skywalker"?


anakin skywalker

Instruction: "if only my boyfriend had the cat-like agility and killer good looks of anakin skywalker" What is the definition of "anakin skywalker"?


anakin skywalker

an overused character in the amazing tv series star wars: the clone wars

Instruction: "kid: i wanna be anakin skywalker mature clone wars fan:" What is the definition of "anakin skywalker"?


bukakkalypse

a bukakke party where more than 100 men are present

Instruction: "the entire country of guam participated in the 2nd annual bukakkalypse last thursday" What is the definition of "bukakkalypse"?


bukakkalypse

a bukkake that involves more than 100 males jizzing on one female in a bathtub

Instruction: "ian and nick were involved in a bukakkalypse on julien last saturday" What is the definition of "bukakkalypse"?


breakfest

"it's when more than one person group to eat in the morning

Instruction: "is that a douche in your pocket?  well anyway, this breakfest is so much fun" What is the definition of "breakfest"?


gwaup

Context: im one my grind getting that gwaup

Instruction: "im one my grind getting that gwaup" What is the definition of "gwaup"?


blehblehbleh

Instruction: "guy: *sigh* girl: how was your day? guy: blehblehbleh guhhhhh girl: so it sucked" What is the definition of "blehblehbleh"?


crungus

the crud and fungus that collects under extremely long fingernails left unmanicured for an extended period of time

Instruction: ""the crungus that collected under her 6" fingernails was enough to pot a plant" What is the definition of "crungus"?


cowcine

Instruction: "after eating that burger i feel a little cowcine" What is the definition of "cowcine"?


brotionary

"a term describing a book that contains all and every word(s) that a true "bro" is expected to know

Instruction: "joe: hey what's up bro?  steve: not much bro, just reading up on my new brotionary" What is the definition of "brotionary"?


a black moment

when somebody who hasn't been known to behave black suddenly gives a very bad attitude or a compliment in a way that black people are infamous for

Instruction: "it was quite a surprise to see jinette having a black moment when she got into a car accident that wasn't her fault telling off the drunk driver" What is the definition of "a black moment"?


dirty leg

it is a term used to describe a skanky or trashy woman

Instruction: "we are about to head up to the bar and try to being back some dirty leg" What is the definition of "dirty leg"?


dirty leg

the quiet, silent, gal in your office who has more miles on her than liz taylor's mattress with questionable hygienic practices

Instruction: "that gevevieve is one gigantic dirty leg" What is the definition of "dirty leg"?


benihana issues

Instruction: "tom, i have to go to the bathroom, i'm having some terrible benihana issues right now" What is the definition of "benihana issues"?


chill-dawg supreme

Instruction: "you know that [dude] we hung out with last night? he was a chill-dawg supreme" What is the definition of "chill-dawg supreme"?


lunix

lunix- is teh operatianshhian systam of teh 1337 haxx0rzzzz that pwn all in quaek 3 because it si mans gaem@!111oneoneeleven

Instruction: "i ues teh lunix adn plaey quaek 3 on my ovarclocked commordore 64 wtf1" What is the definition of "lunix"?


lunix

a sarcastic way of referring to linux, implying a common root with [lunatic]

Instruction: "i wanted to try lunix but ended up buying a mac and using osx instead" What is the definition of "lunix"?


lunix

Context: lol install lunix lol

the linux operating system, as a less knowledgeable [fanboy] would call it

Instruction: "lol install lunix lol" What is the definition of "lunix"?


lunix

Context: i hope a drug rep provides lunix

Instruction: "i hope a drug rep provides lunix" What is the definition of "lunix"?


ann arbor

Context: ann arbor is the best city on earth

Instruction: "ann arbor is the best city on earth" What is the definition of "ann arbor"?


ann arbor

the best fucking city on the face of th earth

Instruction: "i wish i could live in ann arbor and go to u of m" What is the definition of "ann arbor"?


ann arbor

Context: joepa loses when he comes to ann arbor

"home of the greatest university in the world, as well as the winningest college football team in history

Instruction: "joepa loses when he comes to ann arbor" What is the definition of "ann arbor"?


ann arbor

Context: joepa loses when he comes to ann arbor

"home of the greatest university in the world, as well as the winningest college football team in history

Instruction: "joepa loses when he comes to ann arbor" What is the definition of "ann arbor"?


ann arbor

1) a city in the wonderful state of michigan where university of michigan is located

Instruction: ""1) "michigan's a great state but the only reason i don't want to live there is because of ann arbor" What is the definition of "ann arbor"?


ann arbor

home of the university of cookie cutter bitches

Instruction: "my rich dad says i should go to school in ann arbor because i'm a flaky whore cunt" What is the definition of "ann arbor"?


ann arbor

1) the home of the universtiy of michigan

Instruction: "ann arbor may have won against penn state, but is still a whore" What is the definition of "ann arbor"?


longneck

Context: jennifer lawrence is a longneck

Instruction: "jennifer lawrence is a longneck" What is the definition of "longneck"?


longneck

Instruction: "youve had enough salad, eat some beef you longneck" What is the definition of "longneck"?


bass fishing

a sexual act in which the male moves his penis around and the female attempts to catch it with her mouth without using her hands

Instruction: "i made her go bass fishing and she poked her eye out" What is the definition of "bass fishing"?


bass fishing

at yale, this word refers to the act of scouting out hot girls/boys in bass library

Instruction: "dude, you going bass fishing later today? so i was bass fishing and saw the hottest girl" What is the definition of "bass fishing"?


bass fishing

Context: lets go bass fishing tonight

the art of pulling high maintance women who happen to be wearing shiny jewelery

Instruction: "lets go bass fishing tonight" What is the definition of "bass fishing"?


cat woman

when a woman is on all fours giving a man [head]

Instruction: "she had always wanted to be a super hero, so i made her cat woman for her bithday" What is the definition of "cat woman"?


aids on a bagel

Instruction: "would you like your aids on a 8 inch sausage?  no thank you, i prefer my aids on a bagel" What is the definition of "aids on a bagel"?


chefibio

Instruction: "wow u are one sick chefibio go away u dirty chefibio" What is the definition of "chefibio"?


garland

Instruction: ""every time im with garland good things happen "i love how garland resolved that conflict"" What is the definition of "garland"?


garland

Context: that garland is wasted

a funny mother fucker smokes alot of pot and always has the best bud and conversation just dont let him drink

Instruction: "that garland is wasted" What is the definition of "garland"?


garland

Context: "let's garland today after school

Instruction: ""let's garland today after school" What is the definition of "garland"?


garland

collective noun used to describe a group of gay men, derived from judy garland, a popular gay icon

Instruction: "the techno music was coming from the garland of gays gathered on the front stoop" What is the definition of "garland"?


pci-e

Instruction: "pci-e is a new transmission standard for high-end graphics cards" What is the definition of "pci-e"?


butthole sight

Context: wow that was one nice butthole sight

to look down another human or creatures butthole

Instruction: "wow that was one nice butthole sight" What is the definition of "butthole sight"?


bible dip

to bible dip is to ask god a question about anything, then open the bible to any page and point at a random word with your eyes shut

Instruction: ""hey mom, should we have fish sticks for dinner? "i don't know, let's do a bible dip" What is the definition of "bible dip"?


anti-amish

Instruction: "until i stop recording my cassettes with a ten year old boom box, i'm just never going to win over the anti-amish demographic" What is the definition of "anti-amish"?


huggybear

1) a person that you want to be with all the time, and someone that you care about more than anything else

Instruction: "example 1:  guy: hey huggybear, you know any good parties going on tonight?  huggybear: hell yeah son, i am huggybear after all" What is the definition of "huggybear"?


huggybear

hot, sweet, funny, thoughtful, caring, baller, fun to talk with, baby boo, cute smile, can be a bully mostly not lol

Instruction: "huggybear wont be online for a while because hes gone on vacation" What is the definition of "huggybear"?


alleighna

a wonderful beautiful girl with a heart of gold

Instruction: ""oh alleighna your so sexy ohh yeah  "do you know alleighna, well her eyes light up my life""" What is the definition of "alleighna"?


dan ryan

Instruction: "when your friends wanna drink, don't be a dan ryan" What is the definition of "dan ryan"?


hotboy

a nigga thats stay wit stolen shit or be in some shit all tha time

Instruction: "you seen t-weezy in tha 2007 truck you know he a hotboy" What is the definition of "hotboy"?


dhivya

Context: all people wanted to be dhivya

Instruction: "all people wanted to be dhivya" What is the definition of "dhivya"?


bench slapped

this is when you have to go before a judge and he slaps a bench warrant on you

Instruction: "wow, harold went to court today and he got bench slapped by the judge" What is the definition of "bench slapped"?


barrel of mint

an unusually large barrel containing a lot of mints or something you say when there is nothing better to think of

Instruction: "jeremy: whoa, look at that barrel of mint or petr: barrel of mint clive: who's mum" What is the definition of "barrel of mint"?


constantinidi

he is a gay pedofile who perves on younger years

Instruction: "a loser at cothill who sits at the edge of the social on a bech and wanks his name is george bub constantinidi" What is the definition of "constantinidi"?


eficient

Context: my routine is so eficient

Instruction: "my routine is so eficient" What is the definition of "eficient"?


arabian teacup

when a male is about to reach the climax then quickly kicks the back of the male/females leg forcing him/her to the ground

Instruction: "ayo dude, last night i have olivia an arabian teacup and it flooded over" What is the definition of "arabian teacup"?


miniversary

like an anniversary, a date marking the successful passage of time in a relationship

Instruction: "they've been going out one week and already have celebrated their first miniversary" What is the definition of "miniversary"?


buell

in short, sort of the crotch-rocket division of [harley davidson]

Instruction: "i just got a buell lightning xb12s and now those girls are all over me for a ride" What is the definition of "buell"?


buell

Instruction: "wow, bruce managed to completely buell up the trip to the grocery store" What is the definition of "buell"?


buell

in short, sort of the crotch-rocket division of [harley davidson]

Instruction: "i just got a buell lightning xb12s and now those girls are all over me for a ride" What is the definition of "buell"?


buell

Instruction: "wow, bruce managed to completely buell up the trip to the grocery store" What is the definition of "buell"?


calling the cat

the clicking sound one can make out of the corner of their mouth

Instruction: ""stop calling the cat bill, fluffballs is outside" What is the definition of "calling the cat"?


fake friend

Context: sao is such a fake friend

a person who is only your friend when he needs or wants something from you

Instruction: "sao is such a fake friend" What is the definition of "fake friend"?


fake friend

Context: you never want a fake friend

someone who talks to you and acts like they're ok with you, yet you notice them lying about you and to you

Instruction: "you never want a fake friend" What is the definition of "fake friend"?


fake friend

Context: she is such a fake friend

a person who talks about you behind your back, and tries to be your friend upfront

Instruction: "she is such a fake friend" What is the definition of "fake friend"?


fake friend

Context: that lauren is some fake friend

someone who is there for you and has you believing that they are your friend and then they ditch you completely

Instruction: "that lauren is some fake friend" What is the definition of "fake friend"?


hobaggity

Context: ayyyy sarang, you hobaggity

Instruction: "ayyyy sarang, you hobaggity" What is the definition of "hobaggity"?


mighty man noodle

Context: she licked his mighty man noodle

Instruction: "she licked his mighty man noodle" What is the definition of "mighty man noodle"?


double bagger

a girl so physically revolting that in order to keep from vomiting in her presence, you need to put a bag over her head and your head

Instruction: "that chick you screwed last night was a double bagger" What is the definition of "double bagger"?


double bagger

when a girl is so ugly that you put and bag on her head and your head incase the bag on her head breaks or falls off

Instruction: "damn your mom is so ugly i had to pull a double bagger on her last night" What is the definition of "double bagger"?


as of late

"a combination of two proper phrases, "as of today," and "lately," meaning an event which recently happened or has been happening repeatedly

Instruction: "red sox relief pitching has been terrible as of late" What is the definition of "as of late"?


on the rag

Context: bill, your fiat is on the rag

all the conventional definitions, plus a case where a mechanical device is malfunctioning for a 5 to 7 day period

Instruction: "bill, your fiat is on the rag" What is the definition of "on the rag"?


on the rag

mesnstruating, (from rag, sanitary napkin)

Instruction: "her pants got stained because she was on the rag and had no tampons" What is the definition of "on the rag"?


on the rag

"(adjective) when a woman is "on the rag", that means she has her period

Instruction: "she's really in a mood, she's on the rag and complaining about everything" What is the definition of "on the rag"?


6.5 diesel

Instruction: "dude that truck is sweet but the 6.5 diesel is a pile" What is the definition of "6.5 diesel"?


trollie'd

stealing a hobo,bum or tramp's only possesions, usually after he's asleep or too drunk to fight back

Instruction: "t: dude i just trollie'd this bum on 9th street p: what you get? t: a sweet pair of wet boots and a bottle of paint stripper" What is the definition of "trollie'd"?


bromono

Instruction: ""did you see that thing chad was struttin around in today? "yeah, he's really rockin' that bromono" What is the definition of "bromono"?


f 'n' g

Instruction: "man, there was this fine ass little ho at the f 'n' g last night that blew my mind" What is the definition of "f 'n' g"?


1 luv

Context: 1 luv all

Instruction: "1 luv all" What is the definition of "1 luv"?


black rat

Instruction: "my good women go hence forth from this place and return with your busty self a black rat for myself and my good friend mathious, his will have extra rat, yeeesss" What is the definition of "black rat"?


alaskan gold rush

a delicate expression of love in which a male releases into a female's ear canal

Instruction: "excuse me chelsea?  i can't hear very well because bernard was kind enough to give me an alaskan gold rush last evening, and i am waiting for it to dry" What is the definition of "alaskan gold rush"?


alaskan gold rush

when someone is sleeping, you ejaculate in thier ear in the morning when they pick it out, the color is white and yellow

Instruction: "i gave jeff martin an alaskan gold rush last night" What is the definition of "alaskan gold rush"?


gross shiver

when you think about something or someone gross and it causes you to shiver or shudder

Instruction: "when i thought about my ex-girlfriend, i got a gross shiver that ran all through my body" What is the definition of "gross shiver"?


bank doctorine

the bank doctorine policy allows banks and financial institutions to rob individual citizens and the government to pay for excessive excutive bonuses and golden parachutes, at minimal cost

Instruction: "the bank doctorine makes it possible to avoid capitalism, market corrections, and criminal procecution" What is the definition of "bank doctorine"?


chocolate twine

Instruction: "after dick assfucked jane, he noticed some chocolate twine on his pork sword" What is the definition of "chocolate twine"?


jrl

Context: person 1: oh yay its jrl

Instruction: "person 1: oh yay its jrl" What is the definition of "jrl"?


bitter-nut

a polite way to let others know what shit actually tastes like

Instruction: "got a little crazy with that rimjob and ended up getting a tongueful of bitter-nut" What is the definition of "bitter-nut"?


cobra dick

Context: look at carlos' cobra dick

when the head of the penis while erected is bent downward so that it resembles a cobra head when ready to strike

Instruction: "look at carlos' cobra dick" What is the definition of "cobra dick"?


cobra dick

a penis that has been caught in a zip and has split the foreskin

Instruction: "as toby ran naked down the street, his cobra dick was flapping every where" What is the definition of "cobra dick"?


frobbel

a thing that is worth nothing and looks like shit

Instruction: "wow, i got myself an a+ with this frobbel" What is the definition of "frobbel"?


cuckolded

Instruction: "i was cuckolded by my wife and my best friend" What is the definition of "cuckolded"?


eu challenge

Instruction: ""john: "hey i heard jeff's gonna do the eu challenge this semester" What is the definition of "eu challenge"?


ballygobackwards

a small village in the middle of nowhere where most inhabitants are farmers

Instruction: "denis was depressed because he lived in a ballygobackwards" What is the definition of "ballygobackwards"?


carnal comatose

this is where you sneak into the comatose ward of the hospital and have sex with all the coma patients to try to wake them from their comas

Instruction: "seth snuck into the hospital and enjoyed a carnal comatose" What is the definition of "carnal comatose"?


parade wave

a slight hand gesture used to wave for prolonged periods of time (like during a parade)or as a casual non-verbal greeting to friends

Instruction: "i didn't feel like talking so i gave her a quick parade wave as i walked by" What is the definition of "parade wave"?


parade wave

oscillation of the hand from the wrist with minimal input from the elbow or shoulder

Instruction: "there goes the queen mum, giving the crowd her elegant little parade wave" What is the definition of "parade wave"?


parade wave

also known as the 'miss america wave', and sometimes as the 'royal wave'

Instruction: "the beauty contestant gave her best miss america wave for the crowd, also known as the parade wave" What is the definition of "parade wave"?


conspirit

Context: professor macklemore is in conspirit

Instruction: "professor macklemore is in conspirit" What is the definition of "conspirit"?


abluere

a word that commonly refers to purification

Instruction: "her abluere was swift and painless walk through the water" What is the definition of "abluere"?


eye pop

Instruction: "why is that girl's eye red ? oh, my brother gave her an eye pop" What is the definition of "eye pop"?


cheesy hotel painting spider

many mortals are familiar with the mighty clock spider, defeator of limecat, who once was photographed behind a clock

Instruction: ""the cheesy hotel painting spider is know to become violent upon hearing the catchphrase "but wait there's more" on the ronco showtime stainless steel stamped 20-piece knife set infomercial" What is the definition of "cheesy hotel painting spider"?


cheesy hotel painting spider

"the cheesy hotel painting spider is an relatively misunderstood spider that may challenge clock spider's and limecat's role of god to all

Instruction: "the cheesy hotel painting spider has not yet revealed if it will team up with clock spider, or double cross its huntsman heritage and take sides with limecat" What is the definition of "cheesy hotel painting spider"?


bloody crowbar

the sexual act of raming a crow bar in a womans vagina and prying in the attempt of breaking her pelvis

Instruction: ""hey my mom is in the hospital  "ya i gave your mom the bloody crowbar last night""" What is the definition of "bloody crowbar"?


bing bong

Instruction: "kasey didnt believe i was hung so i had to whip out my bing bong" What is the definition of "bing bong"?


bing bong

Instruction: "i'm thinking about getting my bing bong pierced" What is the definition of "bing bong"?


bujie

Context: mikey has a big bujie

"a males penis, a dick,or as the african americans say "my meat

Instruction: "mikey has a big bujie" What is the definition of "bujie"?


cuddleble

Context: greg is very cuddleble says joan

Instruction: "greg is very cuddleble says joan" What is the definition of "cuddleble"?


omq

Context: omq what's going on?

Instruction: "omq what's going on?" What is the definition of "omq"?


omq

Context: omq

Instruction: "omq" What is the definition of "omq"?


omq

Context: 1) omq

"generally has the same meaning as "[omg]" or "[oh my god]/gosh"

Instruction: "1) omq" What is the definition of "omq"?


omq

Context: omq is that justin beiber?

"the abbreviated way of saying "oh my quail"

Instruction: "omq is that justin beiber?" What is the definition of "omq"?


omq

Context: omq the girl is smoking

Instruction: "omq the girl is smoking" What is the definition of "omq"?


omq

Context: omq

said when something surprises or shocks you

Instruction: "omq" What is the definition of "omq"?


dumbsy

Context: that dumbsy idiot can't spell

Instruction: "that dumbsy idiot can't spell" What is the definition of "dumbsy"?


able minded

somebody who isnt quite normal and usually has a problem with there brain

Instruction: "ryan may have stole my green but i forgive him because i cant help that he is able minded" What is the definition of "able minded"?


handpan

musical instrument played with the hands

Instruction: "the handpan is a wonderful musical gift to the entire world" What is the definition of "handpan"?


alaskan prank call

the alaskan prank call is a sexual stunt being used all around the world

Instruction: "hey did u hear about that alaskan prank call i gave debra? no but i heard girls really like those" What is the definition of "alaskan prank call"?


aol cd

Context: i broke an aol cd today

a free coaster/frisbee u get in the mail every other fucking week!

Instruction: "i broke an aol cd today" What is the definition of "aol cd"?


killah

adjective: to describe something of superior quality

Instruction: "killah; this bud is killah, that movie was killah, that fly puma track suit is killah" What is the definition of "killah"?


killah

Context: that guy is a fuckin killah

a person who has commited murder at least once in there life time

Instruction: "that guy is a fuckin killah" What is the definition of "killah"?


maf

Context: maf dissed me so i cried

Instruction: "maf dissed me so i cried" What is the definition of "maf"?


maf

maf is an abreviated version of mad as fuck

Instruction: "woah, that guy is maf seriously he's mad as fuck" What is the definition of "maf"?


maf

Context: brochacha, that quiche was hella maf

Instruction: "brochacha, that quiche was hella maf" What is the definition of "maf"?


maf

Instruction: "someone may say: yo, i can't hang cuz i got to do my maf homework" What is the definition of "maf"?


maf

mother fucker, popularized by j-roc on trailer park boys

Instruction: "yo, ray went down since his trailer burnt down that maf needs these groceries" What is the definition of "maf"?


maf

a subject in school dealing with numbers, addition, subtraction, division, and multiplication

Instruction: "that kid is so dumb, he failed maf class twice" What is the definition of "maf"?


kook-a-look

romantic attraction, sexual attraction or behavior toward males while high on drugs

Instruction: "that friend of ours really went kook-a-look on those dudes at burningman" What is the definition of "kook-a-look"?


kpcofgs

acronym used to remember the taxonomic groupings of individual organisms in biology

Instruction: "kpcofgs is a useful way of helping you remember boring stuff to pass your exams" What is the definition of "kpcofgs"?


bluntzilla

Instruction: "we took a hit off the bluntzilla and past out" What is the definition of "bluntzilla"?


dat feel

Instruction: "bro 1: finna cop some drugs? bro 2: dat feel" What is the definition of "dat feel"?


crackhead bars

a set of handlebars (usually on an old road bike) which have been turned upside down so that the brakes face the person riding

Instruction: "did you see that bike with the crackhead bars that bum was riding?" What is the definition of "crackhead bars"?


Instruction: "cinderella and snow white lesbian sex tape had me utterly stunned, shouted a crack-addicted hobo" What is the definition of "cinderella and snow white lesbian sex tape"?


blaringly

a portmanteau of the words 'blatantly' and 'glaringly'

Instruction: "it was blaringly obvious that she had something to hide" What is the definition of "blaringly"?


goncraybola

Context: stay away, you have goncraybola

anyone who posesses the traits of overprotection of your child or a loved one, and has mugshots plastered on the webernet, and inability to make decisions

Instruction: "stay away, you have goncraybola" What is the definition of "goncraybola"?


battishit

Context: natz: na man dat wigga a battishit

Instruction: "natz: na man dat wigga a battishit" What is the definition of "battishit"?


bacon wizard

a sexy wizard of bacon , forged from souls of bacon and who hath fully mastered the powers of bacon, a bacon wizard's enemy is the vegan alliance

Instruction: "on this thine day the bacon wizard of old banished the vegans to the depths of hillshire farms" What is the definition of "bacon wizard"?


1948 oklahoma pile driver

"a sexual feat that requires the aid of a trustworthy pilot, oil, feathers, and a horny countrymen with nothing better to do

Instruction: "joe: dude i would totally have sex with sally colin: i wouldn't have sex with her, i'd give her a 1948 oklahoma pile driver" What is the definition of "1948 oklahoma pile driver"?


sivesh

Context: you cannot be as cool as sivesh

the most awesome and epic dude in the world

Instruction: "you cannot be as cool as sivesh" What is the definition of "sivesh"?


emelina

Context: emelina is very sexy

the emelina people is very cute, sweet and funny

Instruction: "emelina is very sexy" What is the definition of "emelina"?


athos

Context: athos is a greek god

a sensitive, caring, loving, sex god who not only has experience under the covers but also makes for a wonderful play thing out in public

Instruction: "athos is a greek god" What is the definition of "athos"?


broke back mountain

a group of words you use when your out of cash

Instruction: "" hey steve, lets hit up burger king fool " cant dude, im broke back mountain today" or to shorten it out "im broke back today fool, i cant""" What is the definition of "broke back mountain"?


broke back mountain

Context: broke back mountain is tha way to go

the act of getting a males penis in the anus which can lead to poopy cock,swelling of the anus,or anal bleeding

Instruction: "broke back mountain is tha way to go" What is the definition of "broke back mountain"?


dirsh

a word to describe douche bags, as well as a way to describe the noises they make

Instruction: ""person 1:"that dude over there in the white truck listening to gansta rap is such a dirsh" What is the definition of "dirsh"?


dirsh

the place where all the assgoblins leave from when youre on the john

Instruction: "someone shot my dirsh and armpitt babies jumped out" What is the definition of "dirsh"?


catstard

basicly when your cat is acting like a bastard

Instruction: "walter:yo man my cat scrached me again then he bit me  josh:damn he is such a catstard" What is the definition of "catstard"?


corn dog

to corn dog someone is to knee them up there ass when they dont expect it

Instruction: "mikey was being really gay today so i decided to give him a nice little corn dog" What is the definition of "corn dog"?


corn dog

to corn dog someone is to knee them up there ass when they dont expect it

Instruction: "mikey was being really gay today so i decided to give him a nice little corn dog" What is the definition of "corn dog"?


eleazar

Instruction: "guy : hey eleazar, what are you doing?  eleazar : sorry can't talk right now, i have my mouth full (penis?)" What is the definition of "eleazar"?


gouche goober

a derogatory term for a girl who sucks dick

Instruction: "wow i thought i knew that girl well, but it turns out she's a gouche goober" What is the definition of "gouche goober"?


black adder

"[rowan atkinson]'s awesome british "toilet humor" sitcom, starring rowan as an anti-hero character known as "black adder"

Instruction: ""[hugh laurie] from "[house]" portrayed black adder's bitch in all of the black adder series" What is the definition of "black adder"?


black adder

Context: alfie: hey black adder is on

grammatically incorrect spelling of [blackadder] ,a fantastic british sitcom spanning the ages starring rowan atkinson

Instruction: "alfie: hey black adder is on" What is the definition of "black adder"?


chupacabre

a uncircumsized penis of large magnatude, often seen in british porn, sharing a resemblance to the fictional chupacabre in mexican foke lore

Instruction: "damn son, look at that british dudes chupacabre looking un cut cock, it reminds me a folded up breakfast burrito" What is the definition of "chupacabre"?


chupacabre

Context: we look all the time for the chupacabre

a word made up by puertoricans to lure innocent people into the woods or jungle so they can try to screw them in the ass!

Instruction: " we look all the time for the chupacabre" What is the definition of "chupacabre"?


doubtful

Context: damn he is doubtful

basically the baddest mother fucker around

Instruction: "damn he is doubtful" What is the definition of "doubtful"?


bush family

"am emperialistic family that should be banned from politics

Instruction: "al franken is drafting a petition to congress banning any member of the bush family from running for president" What is the definition of "bush family"?


bush family

a blue blooded family of east coast aristocratic ilk who moved to texas during an early 20th century oil rush

Instruction: "if the truth be known, they aint nothing but a bunch of phony, bush family carpetbaggin' yankees" What is the definition of "bush family"?


bush family

a wealthly and powerful dynasty associated with big business, oil, politics, and corruption

Instruction: "the bush family includes:  [prescott bush]  [george h" What is the definition of "bush family"?


hot brass dance

"the involuntary and hilariously frantic motions of a person at the shooting range who has just had a scorching hot cartridge case fall down inside their clothing

Instruction: ""a: "did you see jim at the range the other day? a case ended up inside his shirt and he had to do the hot brass dance while everybody laughed at him" What is the definition of "hot brass dance"?


jibber jabber

useless words, beating around the bush, talkin' out yer ass

Instruction: "stop all this jibber jabber about your ex" What is the definition of "jibber jabber"?


jibber jabber

Context: quit all that jibber jabber back there

Instruction: "quit all that jibber jabber back there" What is the definition of "jibber jabber"?


jibber jabber

talking nonsense, talkin crap u dont wanna hear, sumone is driving you mad (kinks) so you tell her to stop with her jibber jabbering

Instruction: ""(in stoke accent) "stop all ur jibber jabbering" "you got alot of jibber jabber you do""" What is the definition of "jibber jabber"?


bolivian bull whip

when you take a tube sock, defecate into it, and then you wield it as a whip above your head swinging it violently

Instruction: "i smacked your mom in the face last night with a bolivian bull whip" What is the definition of "bolivian bull whip"?


are they still alive?

Context: the monkees? are they still alive?

said after someone claims to like a band already past its prime

Instruction: "the monkees? are they still alive?" What is the definition of "are they still alive?"?


arcadic

a video game developed in present day that looks like it belongs in an arcade in the 1980s

Instruction: "that [xbox] game you were [playin'] today is so arcadic" What is the definition of "arcadic"?


crush a piss

the act of emptying your bladder after consuming large quantities of alcohol

Instruction: "hey man you ready to hit up the next bar?  hell's yeah [dude] , just give me a few seconds to crush a piss" What is the definition of "crush a piss"?


achaea

Context: a: i spent all night on achaea

Instruction: "a: i spent all night on achaea" What is the definition of "achaea"?


bedrezzled

when a man ejaculates into a womans ear canal

Instruction: "the last time she forgot to cook dinner, she woke up bedrezzled" What is the definition of "bedrezzled"?


crate and barrel

a kitchen store for people who can't cook

Instruction: "so i went to crate and barrel and got some placemats and glasses and dishes and silverware" What is the definition of "crate and barrel"?


coon top

Context: hey coon top

the forward combed hair of the wiley afro-american male mimicking the brim of a baseball cap

Instruction: "hey coon top" What is the definition of "coon top"?


chloe's nostrils

Instruction: "mady wanted a pet bat so she checked up chloe's nostrils" What is the definition of "chloe's nostrils"?


couche tard

Instruction: "dude, lets take a trip across the bridge to the couche tard and pick up a two-four" What is the definition of "couche tard"?


couche tard

Context: stop being a couche tard

Instruction: "stop being a couche tard" What is the definition of "couche tard"?


casper's legs

slang term for fake id, coined from casper's strong legs

Instruction: "i need to go to the city and get some casper's legs" What is the definition of "casper's legs"?


binary scale of hotness

different from the classic 1 to 10 scale of rating women, or the ever popular 1 to 3 scale, the binary system is a simple choice of yes or no

Instruction: ""dude, i am pretty fucked up, so i am switching to the binary scale of hotness "alright man, go get your dick wet" What is the definition of "binary scale of hotness"?


annunziata

Context: that kid is so annunziata

Instruction: "that kid is so annunziata" What is the definition of "annunziata"?


allods

Instruction: "soe pulled an allods with star wars galaxies, even before gpotato made allods" What is the definition of "allods"?


crotchie

a selfie of your crotch  (crotch+selfie)

Instruction: "after gemma had taken her shower,she came upon the idea of a crotchie" What is the definition of "crotchie"?


heasley

Context: he's definitely a heasley

very good looking aswell as being one who has much swag

Instruction: "he's definitely a heasley" What is the definition of "heasley"?


craplatic

Context: 'that was a craplatic movie'

can be used to positively describe any person, object or situation

Instruction: "'that was a craplatic movie'" What is the definition of "craplatic"?


belated birthday

saying happy belated birthday is a really gay way of saying i forgot your birthday

Instruction: "guy 1) dude happy belated birthday guy 2) so you're saying you forgot my birthday guy 1) well" What is the definition of "belated birthday"?


boo foo

Instruction: "me and my best friend emily boo foo all the time" What is the definition of "boo foo"?


chubby soda

Context: me a go get a chubby soda

Instruction: "me a go get a chubby soda" What is the definition of "chubby soda"?


chubby soda

Instruction: "go out back and jerk yourself a chubby soda" What is the definition of "chubby soda"?


mice

merely the protrusion into our dimension of vastly hyperintelligent pandimensional beings

Instruction: "'come,' said slartibartfast, 'you are to meet the mice" What is the definition of "mice"?


mice

Context: the best laid schemes of mice

the rulers of the planet earth that do experiments on us to find the question to the ultimate answer(42)

Instruction: "the best laid schemes of mice" What is the definition of "mice"?


ulti

Instruction: "since i ate to much, i think i might ulti" What is the definition of "ulti"?


ulti

Context: what an ulti car

itz the shortform of word ultimate, used by teenagers, to xpress that somethin's 2 cool

Instruction: "what an ulti car" What is the definition of "ulti"?


barthday

Context: hippy barthday nigga

Instruction: "hippy barthday nigga" What is the definition of "barthday"?


canwest mall

the 'hangout' spot in langford, run down with kids from belmont high and pacific secondary, were many fights and drug deals go down

Instruction: "if you wanna get fucked up and chill with friends, canwest mall is the place to be" What is the definition of "canwest mall"?


chili in the crockpot

when you have to go to the bathroom, poop, or take a dump

Instruction: "is the bathroom free? i've got chili in the crockpot" What is the definition of "chili in the crockpot"?


cherry pie a la mode

when a guy and girl are having sex while she's on her period, he pulls out and jizzes on her cunt

Instruction: "bob and jane are really into that cherry pie a la mode" What is the definition of "cherry pie a la mode"?


nah broh

Context: the opposite of yes, brother > nah broh

Instruction: "the opposite of yes, brother > nah broh" What is the definition of "nah broh"?


cheoning

when a guy is acting like a girl, but speaks in a deep voice

Instruction: "man, that guy was definitly cheoning today" What is the definition of "cheoning"?


nut dust

what comes out of an old man's testicles when he ejaculates

Instruction: "old grandpa finally came after all these years, nothing came out but nut dust" What is the definition of "nut dust"?