toploader

a term used for describing a hand job where the females fingers are placed around the males penis with her palm on the bellend

Instruction: "that fat bird gave me a toploader at the side of the dancefloor last night, i jizzed in her hand and she had to leave" What is the definition of "toploader"?


toploader

Context: that guys (got) a toploader

a dick with the bollocks on the top (offensive)

Instruction: "that guys (got) a toploader" What is the definition of "toploader"?


blizzin blazzin

Context: chilling with the blizzin blazzin yo

Instruction: "chilling with the blizzin blazzin yo" What is the definition of "blizzin blazzin"?


fudge nugget

a little piece of feces that sticks to your penis after being the giver in a round of anal sex

Instruction: "when i pulled it out of her ass, there was a little fudge nugget on the top of my junk, so i wiped it up, and licked my finger" What is the definition of "fudge nugget"?


allergic to wintertime

meaning very hot or sexy, beautiful comes from the idea that if your hot then the cold will hurt you

Instruction: "shes so sexy she must be allergic to wintertime" What is the definition of "allergic to wintertime"?


Context: i heard cockbuster3000 did it again

Instruction: "i heard cockbuster3000 did it again" What is the definition of "cockbuster3000"?


fucking original

used when something is not original at all

Instruction: "*something just happened in a movie that everyone expected to happen*  guy: wow that was so fucking original" What is the definition of "fucking original"?


brakata

the term puerto ricans or spanish alike use to describe a sound or noise made while telling a story that exaggerates the action

Instruction: "we were in church and grandma farted like, brakata" What is the definition of "brakata"?


back, sack and crack

the removal of hair from the back, nutsack and between the ass cheeks to achieve a more groomed and streamlined look

Instruction: "jason has been begging his girl to toss his salad, but she says she won't get near it til he gets a back, sack and crack" What is the definition of "back, sack and crack"?


kucheela

Context: man, her kucheela is hot and spicy

Instruction: "man, her kucheela is hot and spicy" What is the definition of "kucheela"?


blood banger

Context: im a muth&*(&in blood banger

Instruction: "im a muth&*(&in blood banger" What is the definition of "blood banger"?


dogbligation

an obligation of or relating to dog ownership, often causing one to miss social engagements

Instruction: "i'd love to attend your day outing to the hot springs, but i'm afraid i have a dogbligation to my large, anxious great dane" What is the definition of "dogbligation"?


boygul

Context: random al : you are such a boygul

for one to be a boygul, one must be unaware of its definition

Instruction: "random al : you are such a boygul" What is the definition of "boygul"?


man reading

when a man looks at a piece of paper, unwilling to take the time to read it himself, then asks his significant other to tell him what it says

Instruction: "wife: did you see the pamphlet on the table about next week’s event? husband: i saw it, but what does it say? wife: would you stop man reading" What is the definition of "man reading"?


bullet hole

Instruction: "my dad backshotted me in the bullet hole and it bleeds when i do a shit" What is the definition of "bullet hole"?


boots and braces

a subculture term for wearing steeltoe boots such as doc martens or gripfast, and wearing with suspenders

Instruction: "when the skinhead got dressed up, he made sure he wore his boots and braces" What is the definition of "boots and braces"?


kibasalango

Context: let's dance kibasalango

Instruction: "let's dance kibasalango" What is the definition of "kibasalango"?


edward cole

Context: edward cole loves his girlfriend alot

edward/eddie as he prefers to be called is one of a kind

Instruction: "edward cole loves his girlfriend alot" What is the definition of "edward cole"?


frequency fight

Context: "dude, frequency fight imminent

it's what you get when you're listening to a station on a certain frequency, and you get two radio stations who both use that frequency at the same time

Instruction: ""dude, frequency fight imminent" What is the definition of "frequency fight"?


appletard

the losers that choose to stand in line for hours at an apple store any time apple releases something new

Instruction: "that appletard has been in line since 4pm yesterday to get the new iphone" What is the definition of "appletard"?


torpid

Instruction: "get your ass down here, you torpid bag of shit" What is the definition of "torpid"?


torpid

sluggish, lacking enthusiasm, lacking excitement

Instruction: "the public's torpid response to john mccain's candidacy was electrified when he nominated sarah palin" What is the definition of "torpid"?


torpid

Context: that band is so torpid

Instruction: "that band is so torpid" What is the definition of "torpid"?


brewtaetious

Context: dude, this shit is brewtaetious

Instruction: "dude, this shit is brewtaetious" What is the definition of "brewtaetious"?


doopster

Instruction: "jerry used to be cool, but now hes a doopster" What is the definition of "doopster"?


shonuff

fuck yeah, hell yeah, your god damn right

Instruction: "yo dog, you wanna run down to jack in the box and get some grub?  shonuff" What is the definition of "shonuff"?


after condom dick

after condom dick is the dull, plastic feeling one's softie takes after having pre-marital sex with use of a condom

Instruction: "damn, my condom feels like a dolphin's tongue, i must have after condom dick" What is the definition of "after condom dick"?


kurt cobain haircut

the act of shooting your self in the head with a shotgun

Instruction: "please give yourself a kurt cobain haircut" What is the definition of "kurt cobain haircut"?


douche magouche

a douche magouche a person that brings the word douche bag to the ultimate extreme

Instruction: "my ex boyfriend is a complete douche magouche" What is the definition of "douche magouche"?


douche magouche

Instruction: " pat, quit being a douche magouche and just suck my dick dry screamed ben" What is the definition of "douche magouche"?


centennial wireless

a celluar phone company located in the southern u

Instruction: ""dude, centennial wireless can suck my black, pimply, bushy ****" What is the definition of "centennial wireless"?


blump back whale

a giver of a blumpkin whose weight exceeds 300 pounds

Instruction: "i'm gonna get a blumpkin from that blump back whale" What is the definition of "blump back whale"?


booty meat

booty meat is the flesh that gives the ass it's wonderful (or hideous) shape

Instruction: "man, look at the booty meat on vida guerra" What is the definition of "booty meat"?


booty meat

possibly the stupidest way of describin a broad with a nice ass, booty was better, came from the song booty meat by soulja boy

Instruction: "girl shake dat booty meat dat booty meat dat booty meat dat booty meat girl" What is the definition of "booty meat"?


booty meat

Context: the hoe had alot of booty meat

Instruction: "the hoe had alot of booty meat" What is the definition of "booty meat"?


booty meat

Context: that booty meat hit the fucken floor

Instruction: "that booty meat hit the fucken floor" What is the definition of "booty meat"?


booty meat

Context: guy 1: check out that booty meat

Instruction: "guy 1: check out that booty meat" What is the definition of "booty meat"?


callay

Context: callay is [beautiful]

she is an amazing girl, who is perfect to anybody she meets

Instruction: "callay is [beautiful]" What is the definition of "callay"?


furry cheque

sexual favours offered to tradesmen or others by housewives, in lieu of cash payment

Instruction: "yeah bro, i fixed her car and got paid by furry cheque" What is the definition of "furry cheque"?


best cushion town

Instruction: "lion: whos got the best kush in town?  betsy: best cushion town" What is the definition of "best cushion town"?


bicl

a bicl is a fruit indigenious to eastern africa

Instruction: "suzy- hey kelly how was your lunch? julia- delicious i had a ripe bicl" What is the definition of "bicl"?


animey

a variation of the word anime which was misspelled in a text i received

Instruction: "niki : im not sure what i should use for my video, do you have any ideas?  jack: i'm not very familiar with many types of animey" What is the definition of "animey"?


linkicide

"the (usually unintentional) killing of link in the nintendo console game "legend of zelda"

Instruction: "in wind waker i fell from a great height and commited linkicide" What is the definition of "linkicide"?


maston

Context: have you seen that maston

Instruction: "have you seen that maston" What is the definition of "maston"?


maston

Context: "miss maston is being a dick

a 'maston' is some one who is extremely homosexual

Instruction: ""miss maston is being a dick" What is the definition of "maston"?


blowing numbers

Instruction: "she's such a lightweight, after just 2 jack n coke's she was blowing numbers" What is the definition of "blowing numbers"?


california swiss roll

when a group of guys ejaculate onto a blanket and then procede to wrap an asian woman in the blanket while she screams i love california

Instruction: "that asian chick is hot, lets feed her that california swiss roll" What is the definition of "california swiss roll"?


california swiss roll

when a group of guys ejaculate onto a blanket and then procede to wrap an asian woman in the blanket while she screams i love california

Instruction: "that asian chick is hot, lets feed her that california swiss roll" What is the definition of "california swiss roll"?


bubba the love sponge

"fat bastard mark, that wrongly uses wrestling lingo, calling greats like the iron sheik a "jobber"

Instruction: "bubba the love sponge is a fat fucking mark" What is the definition of "bubba the love sponge"?


bubba the love sponge

an underemployed or unemployed man who refuses to help his partner with the expenses

Instruction: "bubba the love sponge only works about 3 hours per week, while his girl works all week and then works the weekend too" What is the definition of "bubba the love sponge"?


battle scar

Context: last night i gave my girl a battle scar

the act of cuming in a sock and them putting dog treats in there and beating your girlfriend in the face with it

Instruction: "last night i gave my girl a battle scar" What is the definition of "battle scar"?


aleysa

Context: aleysa is he best

a smart, talented, beautiful girl who is a great drawer

Instruction: "aleysa is he best" What is the definition of "aleysa"?


cum bucket

Instruction: "keep away from my boyfriend, you fucking cum bucket" What is the definition of "cum bucket"?


cum bucket

Instruction: "check out the cum bucket in the demin mini" What is the definition of "cum bucket"?


cum bucket

Instruction: "felicia has slept with everyone, she's such a cum bucket" What is the definition of "cum bucket"?


cum bucket

a female who's only mission in life is to lay on her back and get fucked

Instruction: "that stupid cum bucket didn't come home last night" What is the definition of "cum bucket"?


cum bucket

Instruction: "keep away from my boyfriend, you fucking cum bucket" What is the definition of "cum bucket"?


cum bucket

Instruction: "check out the cum bucket in the demin mini" What is the definition of "cum bucket"?


cum bucket

Instruction: "felicia has slept with everyone, she's such a cum bucket" What is the definition of "cum bucket"?


cum bucket

a female who's only mission in life is to lay on her back and get fucked

Instruction: "that stupid cum bucket didn't come home last night" What is the definition of "cum bucket"?


apcyberax

Context: i know apcyberax from the [newsgroup]

apcyberax is a nickname well know on the [internet] by olsen-twins fans

Instruction: "i know apcyberax from the [newsgroup]" What is the definition of "apcyberax"?


firmware

Instruction: "the firmware in my handheld is corrupted, and now it won't even [boot]" What is the definition of "firmware"?


firmware

Instruction: "my cellphone needed a firmware upgrade for my girlfriend to be able to break through my call-waiting whenever she wanted" What is the definition of "firmware"?


atape

Instruction: ""that sounds fun, but we'll have to do it atape" What is the definition of "atape"?


Context: that beat the dj just dropped was +10

Instruction: "that beat the dj just dropped was +10" What is the definition of "+10"?


cheese ribbon

the thin strand of smegma which develops around the head of the penis, in some cases this can form a ribbon all the way around

Instruction: "i havent washed in days, i've got such a huge cheese ribbon" What is the definition of "cheese ribbon"?


kitchincest

Instruction: "the line cooks gave him shit about the kitchincest he was committing with the latest pastry stage" What is the definition of "kitchincest"?


f u

Context: f u u stupid ass piece of shit

"a short way o saying "fuck you" for the lazy ass people like me"

Instruction: "f u u stupid ass piece of shit" What is the definition of "f u"?


birthday surprise

Instruction: "last night i was fucking this slut, then i pulled out and gave her the birthday surprise" What is the definition of "birthday surprise"?


calum smith

Context: "oh look it's calum smith

the saddest boy to live on the earth because he sits inside and plays c

Instruction: ""oh look it's calum smith" What is the definition of "calum smith"?


poo chute

Instruction: "this boy zack likes things up his poo chute" What is the definition of "poo chute"?


poo chute

Context: he takes it up his poo chute

Instruction: "he takes it up his poo chute" What is the definition of "poo chute"?


poo chute

Context: poofs take a cock up their poo chute

Instruction: "poofs take a cock up their poo chute" What is the definition of "poo chute"?


cunt punt

verb: the swift act of kicking a female in the crotch with enough force that the foot actually gets lodged in the cunt

Instruction: "bitch, if you sleep with my man again, i will cunt punt you so hard they will have to dislodge my toenails from the roof of your mouth" What is the definition of "cunt punt"?


cunt punt

to strike a woman in the cunt so as to sufficiently bruise her [babymaker]

Instruction: "yo, next time i see that slut i'm goin to cunt punt the shit out of her" What is the definition of "cunt punt"?


cunt punt

when a guy kicks the cunt as if punting a football (or just kicking)

Instruction: "dude, you got kicked in the nuts, even the playing feild and cunt punt her ass" What is the definition of "cunt punt"?


cunt punt

Instruction: "girl, let me tell you, that bitch needs a cunt punt" What is the definition of "cunt punt"?


anal sideburns

thick patches of hair on either side of the cornhole

Instruction: "i didn't take offense to her anal sideburns" What is the definition of "anal sideburns"?


ben's mum

a term first coined by kenny of derby, a fellow [greb]

Instruction: "me: what did you do last night? ken: ben's mum  chav: wat da fuck is black sabbath? ken: ben's mum" What is the definition of "ben's mum"?


ben's mum

an overly friendly portly lady of advanced years

Instruction: "bloody ell, i got jumped by a right ben's mum back there" What is the definition of "ben's mum"?


ben's mum

a phrase describing some one who suffers from deafness or hearing disability

Instruction: "sorry, what did you say? oh my god, are you ben's mum or something" What is the definition of "ben's mum"?


aargasm

Instruction: "arrrr, i gave the wench a right vicious aargasm" What is the definition of "aargasm"?


either and or both

Instruction: "tom - hey jim, do you want some ice cream or a swift kick in the nuts?  jim - either and or both" What is the definition of "either and or both"?


either and or both

Instruction: "which do you want, drugs, women, cars, or money? either and or both" What is the definition of "either and or both"?


canukistanian

Context: "i'm sorry, i don't speak canukistanian

a term used in jest to refer to a canadian, the canadian-english dialect, or canadian culture as a whole in post-9/11 america

Instruction: ""i'm sorry, i don't speak canukistanian" What is the definition of "canukistanian"?


canukistanian

Context: "i'm sorry, i don't speak canukistanian

a term used in jest to refer to a canadian, the canadian-english dialect, or canadian culture as a whole in post-9/11 america

Instruction: ""i'm sorry, i don't speak canukistanian" What is the definition of "canukistanian"?


mingebiter

Context: i'm such a mingebiter

a person who likes to have a bite on poonany

Instruction: "i'm such a mingebiter" What is the definition of "mingebiter"?


achilles last stand

one of the greatest hard rock songs of all time, written and performed by led zeppelin

Instruction: "the achilles last stand guitar tab gave me a headache" What is the definition of "achilles last stand"?


achilles last stand

Context: achilles last stand

Instruction: "achilles last stand" What is the definition of "achilles last stand"?


champin tag

something so awsome it cannot be contained

Instruction: ""dude that new video game is champin tag" What is the definition of "champin tag"?


boysenberry punch

Context: "i think i saw some boysenberry punch

a mythical drink that can supposedly be purchased at knott's berry farm

Instruction: ""i think i saw some boysenberry punch" What is the definition of "boysenberry punch"?


galokie

"it's the universal word for whatever you want it to mean

Instruction: "hey babe, wanna galokie tonight?  hey, galokie" What is the definition of "galokie"?


bird on a stick

a term used when an extremely weird person walks by and you want to point them out to your friends without being rude

Instruction: "dude, we got a bird on a stick on the left" What is the definition of "bird on a stick"?


bong water

Instruction: "when steve hit the bong too hard, he drank the bong water" What is the definition of "bong water"?


bong water

Context: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm bong water

Instruction: "mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm bong water" What is the definition of "bong water"?


bong water

Instruction: "when steve hit the bong to hard he drank the bong water" What is the definition of "bong water"?


bong water

the girl at the party which every guy has hit but is diry as hell

Instruction: "yo, have you seen the bong water over there, she's fucking gross" What is the definition of "bong water"?


bong water

term used by stoners to describe something extremely vile and/or rancid

Instruction: "did you see old man jenkins in that man thong? it was like, extreme bong water dude" What is the definition of "bong water"?


ligindogo

originally a two letter swahili word-ligi ndogo- to mean little league

Instruction: "to be a top performer in the world today you have to start ligindogo" What is the definition of "ligindogo"?


cattying

for under 18s to go to the rock club 'the cathouse' in glasoow, scotland

Instruction: "jack: hey you cattying on saturday? hayley: yeh totally, rock" What is the definition of "cattying"?


chitik

Instruction: "i'm going to chitik some of those cheese fries" What is the definition of "chitik"?


jovic

"jovic is both the prophet and the god of the 1337

Instruction: "1337 #1: hey, that guy's pretty swag, what a jovic" What is the definition of "jovic"?


ebdjdidhdhsudhdhjshsshhwbsnd

a bunch of random letters you type on urban dictionary when you're bored and this comes up

Instruction: "ugh i looked up so many words what should i look hmm oh i know ebdjdidhdhsudhdhjshsshhwbsnd" What is the definition of "ebdjdidhdhsudhdhjshsshhwbsnd"?


bungiface

Context: tht girl has a bungiface

the face of a person tht is veryyy happy

Instruction: "tht girl has a bungiface" What is the definition of "bungiface"?


all ogre

Instruction: "aw man, he's got the game lead, it's all ogre now" What is the definition of "all ogre"?


bust a chupe

Instruction: ""joe: "so what are you going to do today laquanda?" laquanda: "i'm-a-gonna bust a chupe in da alley so that i can pay da rent" What is the definition of "bust a chupe"?


barraclough

Context: dom elkin:'tattie barraclough

Instruction: "dom elkin:'tattie barraclough" What is the definition of "barraclough"?


donnie baker

Context: "quotes: "hey man, it's donnie baker

"one of the friends of the bob and tom radio show

Instruction: ""quotes: "hey man, it's donnie baker" What is the definition of "donnie baker"?


catawumpus

Instruction: "his hair was all catawumpus after we took him to the floor" What is the definition of "catawumpus"?


niggism

showing preference to an afro-american only because of darker skin pigmentation

Instruction: "man, that jermaine johnson made the cut on american idol only because of niggism" What is the definition of "niggism"?


butche

Instruction: "victor: damn doode i need some butche tonight" What is the definition of "butche"?


gennies

Instruction: "i was really nice to her, so she let me touch her gennies" What is the definition of "gennies"?


gennies

Instruction: "he's so hot he makes my gennies all tingly" What is the definition of "gennies"?


mount olive

"quite possibly one of the shittiest places on earth

Instruction: "typical mount olive skank: yeah, and last night i had a 4-way with the biggest drug dealers in town" What is the definition of "mount olive"?


mount olive

Context: god, its so boring here in mount olive

"     mount olive is an upper class township in new jersey, where every freaking person thinks they're gangster, but dont know that actual meaning

Instruction: "god, its so boring here in mount olive" What is the definition of "mount olive"?


mount olive

Context: mount olive rox my sox

Instruction: "mount olive rox my sox" What is the definition of "mount olive"?


mount olive

"mount olive is a township in nj consisting of two towns (flanders and budd lake) that is considered "upper class

Instruction: "mount olive is the worst town on the face of the earth" What is the definition of "mount olive"?


dick flick

function: noun etymology: west coast slang

Instruction: "here was no way that john’s date was going to watch a dick flick with him" What is the definition of "dick flick"?


dick flick

Context: xxx is a dick flick

Instruction: "xxx is a dick flick" What is the definition of "dick flick"?


dick flick

Instruction: "dave, wanna get some cold ones and watch platoon? i'm in the mood for a dick flick" What is the definition of "dick flick"?


bebe muncher

Instruction: "that bebe muncher is sucking her vagina dry" What is the definition of "bebe muncher"?


dick ingram

an old-fashioned, traditional, dry [handjob]

Instruction: "the lotion bottle was empty so she gave me a dick ingram" What is the definition of "dick ingram"?


buhle

Context: guy:my name is buhle

its a real great comment to receive from anyone

Instruction: "guy:my name is buhle" What is the definition of "buhle"?


arm trophy

either a male or female companion that is very attractive and desirable to be seen with in public

Instruction: "dude, did you see that chick with dean? she was so hot, is that his girl?  nope, she is just another accessory, like an arm trophy" What is the definition of "arm trophy"?


crapweasle

a weasle that crawls up your ass for a snack

Instruction: "you are sitting there with a crapweasle up your ass" What is the definition of "crapweasle"?


freight-tastic

adjective extraordinary execution of freight services by a freight enthusiast, typically generating large sums of money

Instruction: "mark the freight broker had a freight-tastic day he moved 25 loads with no incidents for a margin of $10,000" What is the definition of "freight-tastic"?


blazsted

being very drunk and high at the same time

Instruction: "i got super blazsted at that party last night" What is the definition of "blazsted"?


amazertasticul

Instruction: "the vocals on that track were amazertasticul" What is the definition of "amazertasticul"?


big swol

Context: big swol is in my weight class

Instruction: "big swol is in my weight class" What is the definition of "big swol"?


cherry berry

"pilled toilet paper stuck in on or around a woman's genitalia, after a wipe

Instruction: "i'd have gone down on her, had i not seen a cherry berry" What is the definition of "cherry berry"?


cherry berry

Instruction: "i'd love to roll your cherry berry with my tongue" What is the definition of "cherry berry"?


cherry berry

"pilled toilet paper stuck in on or around a woman's genitalia, after a wipe

Instruction: "i was goin' down on her and choked on a cherry berry" What is the definition of "cherry berry"?


cherry berry

"pilled toilet paper stuck in on or around a woman's genitalia, after a wipe

Instruction: "i'd have gone down on her, had i not seen a cherry berry" What is the definition of "cherry berry"?


cherry berry

Instruction: "i'd love to roll your cherry berry with my tongue" What is the definition of "cherry berry"?


cherry berry

"pilled toilet paper stuck in on or around a woman's genitalia, after a wipe

Instruction: "i was goin' down on her and choked on a cherry berry" What is the definition of "cherry berry"?


fa-jay-jay

Instruction: "oh man she just kicked that ho right in the fa-jay-jay" What is the definition of "fa-jay-jay"?


distaffside

on the female line of the family (from distaff + side)

Instruction: "no, that was her great-uncle distaffside" What is the definition of "distaffside"?


asleep at the switch

neglectful of an important task or responsibility

Instruction: "that punk is always be asleep at the switch" What is the definition of "asleep at the switch"?


camwanked

when a guy has shown his appreciation of your beauty by masturbating infront of his webcam for you

Instruction: "'i was online last night, chattin to some guy and i got camwanked" What is the definition of "camwanked"?


basement monster

someone who never leaves their own home, specifically their room

Instruction: "have you seen derek lately?    no, he's a basement monster man" What is the definition of "basement monster"?


pinko

contrary to popular belief, used to describe socialists, as communism = red, and capitalism = white

Instruction: "boy howdy, i just read the jungle, and gee whilickers is upton sinclair ever a pinko" What is the definition of "pinko"?


pinko

Instruction: "a pinko wears sandals even in the winter time because boots are a right-wing concept" What is the definition of "pinko"?


pinko

a term used to describe left-wing political advocates, usually communists, in an insulting manner

Instruction: "i'll shoot any fucking pinko knocking at my door asking for taxes" What is the definition of "pinko"?


pinko

Instruction: "you pinko faggots better get the hell offa my lawn" What is the definition of "pinko"?


aerotrip

when someone trips and falls on something that doesn't exist

Instruction: ""this girl was running down the hallway, and all of a sudden, aerotrip" What is the definition of "aerotrip"?


geif

Context: geif me the gold now, motherfucker

Instruction: "geif me the gold now, motherfucker" What is the definition of "geif"?


cali buzz

Context: yo man you got a dime sack of cali buzz

marijuana that is particularly potent, originating in california

Instruction: "yo man you got a dime sack of cali buzz" What is the definition of "cali buzz"?


bikeoke

Context: hey guys, it's time for bikeoke

singing cheesy songs on your bike, preferably with your friends in a paceline

Instruction: "hey guys, it's time for bikeoke" What is the definition of "bikeoke"?


brazilian fart porn

Context: did you see that brazilian fart porn

when a person opens there ass and farts and into another persons face, they swallow or breath it in

Instruction: "did you see that brazilian fart porn" What is the definition of "brazilian fart porn"?


brazilian fart porn

Instruction: "that brazilian fart porn we just watch had it all, brazilians and farting" What is the definition of "brazilian fart porn"?


j-bone

Instruction: "guy 1: hey i'm about to roll a j-bone you in?  guy 2: hell yeah" What is the definition of "j-bone"?


cephalic carnage

the most brutally talented band in any extreme metal genre

Instruction: "all i remeber after lisining to cephalic carnage was awaking with a split forhead, heavy riffage racking my brain, and i was soon diagnosed as having [alpha-intercourse tourettesyndrome]" What is the definition of "cephalic carnage"?


dope freshness saan

Context: its dope freshness saan

dope freshness saan is the phrase commonly used by the youtubers, jesse and jeana on the channel bfvsgf/prankvsprank

Instruction: "its dope freshness saan" What is the definition of "dope freshness saan"?


ball cough

a slight tug on the scrotum when you cough, usually a result of a continuous dry hacking cough

Instruction: "bro, i've coughed so much i can feel it in my balls, think i have a ball cough" What is the definition of "ball cough"?


aleyda

Context: shes almost as beautiful as aleyda

a goddess of water rain and thunder from the midle east women named after this goddess will typicaly be very wise and contain telepathic powers with those from her tribe

Instruction: "shes almost as beautiful as aleyda" What is the definition of "aleyda"?


aleyda

Instruction: "dude that girl i went home with last night was such an aleyda" What is the definition of "aleyda"?


discrete dat

Instruction: "kenny: what you doing today? heeseung: discrete dat" What is the definition of "discrete dat"?


cleptodemic

a person who steals memorabilia from elite universities

Instruction: "annette couldn't help stealing pens from mit, she was a born cleptodemic" What is the definition of "cleptodemic"?


bogota bowtie

having sex with a girl with a treacheotomy, by sticking your dick in her neck hole, and fucking her windpipe

Instruction: "that chick is a freak, she let me give her a bogota bowtie and a hot carl" What is the definition of "bogota bowtie"?


cowern

the stinky crud that develops between the toes

Instruction: "i've been wearing these shoes for a very long time, and now my toes have cowern between them" What is the definition of "cowern"?


blampin

blampin is when you're not only blasting your music

Instruction: "holy crap did you hear that guys car blampin that music?   once i get those subs put in my ford escort ill totally be blampin" What is the definition of "blampin"?


goat cheese

the little off-white colored chunks that come from the back of your throat and smell like shit or bad breathe concentrated twenty times

Instruction: "i was hawking a lougie and suddenly a piece of goat cheese came out of nowhere" What is the definition of "goat cheese"?


goat cheese

Instruction: ""it's ok not to shower on saturdays, you like my goat cheese" What is the definition of "goat cheese"?


goat cheese

a man/woman that has'nt taken a shower for 3 days

Instruction: "man,i party hard for 3 days,and my balls probably smell like goat cheese" What is the definition of "goat cheese"?


bahama mama hot dog

when you fuck a girl in the ass, and after you cum in her you give her a rim job

Instruction: "for my girlfriends birthday i gave her a bahama mama hot dog" What is the definition of "bahama mama hot dog"?


gaylox

Instruction: "wow i saw lox touching an old man, he's such a gaylox" What is the definition of "gaylox"?


beggar's bush

- when hair anywhere on the body becomes matted and/or greasy through infrequent washing - a rather chavish pub in the district of new oscott - a tramp's alternative dwelling

Instruction: "- he hadn't washed in so long that he began to develop a beggar's bush - he used to live outside iceland, but has now resorted to the beggar's bush" What is the definition of "beggar's bush"?


bona fide bitch

Context: shes a bona fide bitch

Instruction: "shes a bona fide bitch" What is the definition of "bona fide bitch"?


evertonian's

a sad bitter bunch of asbo's who have an irrational hatred of anything red

Instruction: "as evertonian's it means nothing to us that duncan ferguson was an over paid, carthorse thug that was crap" What is the definition of "evertonian's"?


dick candy

an individual, usually a woman who a man would like to meet just in order to eventually sleep with

Instruction: "yo, check out that dick candy over there" What is the definition of "dick candy"?


b-geezies

Context: man i got the b-geezies

shortened term for [bubble guts], referring to when your stomach becomes upset because of certain food that aggravates your stomach acid to the point where a volatile situation may occur

Instruction: "man i got the b-geezies" What is the definition of "b-geezies"?


bo-bot hammer

"an item used in the japanese cartoon, meep ba-beep

Instruction: ""that bo-bot used his bo-bot hammer on my car" What is the definition of "bo-bot hammer"?


chop up

Instruction: "sam: did you chop up last night? elliot: yeah mate, i chopped up imogen" What is the definition of "chop up"?


chop up

Context: yeah boy this cars chop up

Instruction: "yeah boy this cars chop up" What is the definition of "chop up"?


chop up

Instruction: "thoses two cunts had a chop up with some fat bitch" What is the definition of "chop up"?


britisher

Instruction: "cassidy weaing beret makes her look more britisher" What is the definition of "britisher"?


conehead chewing gum

Instruction: "hey, you got some conehead chewing gum i can use?" What is the definition of "conehead chewing gum"?


fuck the cheesecake

to say fuck it, to the bullshit, to the cheesecake, to all of it

Instruction: "fuck you, fuck this shit, fuck the cheesecake" What is the definition of "fuck the cheesecake"?


ciul

Context: jaki ciul tam idzie

"ciul is basically same word as "chuj", but in different polish dialect

Instruction: "jaki ciul tam idzie" What is the definition of "ciul"?


mishca

mishca is a fun person that loves the night life ,and any guy would be glad to call her his

Instruction: "if you ever happen to see this person you will most definitely know that is a mishca" What is the definition of "mishca"?


riding the naked mole rat

the intentional misuse of erectile disfunction medication by males in order to achieve a longer lasting erection, thus giving him more time to make his partner orgasm

Instruction: "man, hunter wanted to make his and krystin's five month anniversary something special so he tried riding the naked mole rat" What is the definition of "riding the naked mole rat"?


axt

Context: he axt me a question

Instruction: "he axt me a question" What is the definition of "axt"?


cock jousting

to move at high velocity towards someone with your penis erect and pointing towards them in hopes of knocking them out

Instruction: "joe practiced cock jousting on his girlfriend but missed and impaled his cat instead" What is the definition of "cock jousting"?


cock jousting

a sport where two people run towards each other at full speed with massive erections and hot dogs stuck halfway up their butts

Instruction: "the arena floor was covered in broken hot dogs after the annual cock jousting tournament" What is the definition of "cock jousting"?


crab meat

the flabby skin or fat that jiggles around the tricep area

Instruction: "randy jiggled missy's crab meat and she slapped him" What is the definition of "crab meat"?


brawl withdrawal

a common, mental and physical disease that appears after not playing super smash bro's brawl

Instruction: "michael kills at brawl, but when he started playing guitar hero iii he started to show symptoms of brawl withdrawal" What is the definition of "brawl withdrawal"?


down as fuck

something or someone extremely cool or awsome

Instruction: "that show tonight was down as fuck  that girl is down as fuck" What is the definition of "down as fuck"?


down as fuck

Context: dam that hot box sesh was down as fuck

Instruction: "dam that hot box sesh was down as fuck" What is the definition of "down as fuck"?


amaa

Instruction: "i am a kindergarten teacher who is extremely attracted to my youngest student, amaa" What is the definition of "amaa"?


battle pig

a big fat women on a motorcycle, or just a fat women in general

Instruction: "look at that battle pig on the motorcycle" What is the definition of "battle pig"?


battle pig

Context: that girl is definitely a battle pig

Instruction: "that girl is definitely a battle pig" What is the definition of "battle pig"?


balaschi

the word balaschi tends to describe ugly guys who get their ass kicked on the reg

Instruction: "yo i scared your ass so bad youre such a balaschi" What is the definition of "balaschi"?


fake bake

some one who takes one hit of a joint and claims to be baked, even though you know they didn't even inhale

Instruction: ""person 1:"did you see how dumb holly acted after she took that hit?" person 2:"yeah she's totally a fake bake" What is the definition of "fake bake"?


fake bake

Context: fake bake

when a 72 year old uses a easy bake oven

Instruction: "fake bake" What is the definition of "fake bake"?


asphelt

to have ones [booty] fondled, usually by an older man

Instruction: "when bill clinton passed by monica she became asphelt" What is the definition of "asphelt"?


afthab

Context: afthab is afthab

Instruction: "afthab is afthab" What is the definition of "afthab"?


dubmass

Context: hey, ur a dubmass

"dubmass is the word you type then ur trying to type "dumbass" but u make a type and end up switching the b and m hence, "dubmass"

Instruction: "hey, ur a dubmass" What is the definition of "dubmass"?


dubmass

Instruction: "gosh, you're such a dubmass in literature" What is the definition of "dubmass"?


dubmass

Instruction: "gosh, you're such a dubmass in literature" What is the definition of "dubmass"?


mii

1: a custom character that can be created for certain wii games, which can be saved to the wiimote

Instruction: "1: i made a sweet new mii for myself today" What is the definition of "mii"?


mii

Context: yo thiiz izs mii siite

Instruction: "yo thiiz izs mii siite" What is the definition of "mii"?


Context: sch00l is so fucking 1773

part of l33t sp34k, antonym of [1337] or [l33t], fucking retarded/gay/stupid, used espcially for sumthing or sum1 [nub]

Instruction: "sch00l is so fucking 1773" What is the definition of "1773"?


flake and bake

Context: fuck class, it's time to flake and bake

Instruction: "fuck class, it's time to flake and bake" What is the definition of "flake and bake"?


flake and bake

when you have a stoner friend who flakes out on you to go get stoned by themselves or with other stoners

Instruction: "we were going to hang out but he'll probably just flake and bake" What is the definition of "flake and bake"?


bobby funk

"the art of excitable dancing in the last few hours of work on a friday, preceding a night out

Instruction: ""are you going out tonight mate?  "fuckin yeh man, i'm already doing the bobby funk" What is the definition of "bobby funk"?


culgi vines

"alternate name for kudzu, the invasive vine species commonly found in the american southeast

Instruction: "the only way to get rid of them culgi vines is either burn 'em or let the goats eat em" What is the definition of "culgi vines"?


battle of the text-es

a battle of words that takes place via text messages with a member of the opposite sex

Instruction: "person a: why are you so pissed off?  person b: i just let my ex suck me into a battle of the text-es" What is the definition of "battle of the text-es"?


a rusty venture

a rusty venture is a highly disputed sex move, discussed in the venture brothers episode operation p

Instruction: ""escort: i'm gonna give you a rusty venture" What is the definition of "a rusty venture"?


a rusty venture

is when you jack off so hard that your penis turns red and sore

Instruction: "she gave me a rusty venture but it was so worth it" What is the definition of "a rusty venture"?


a rusty venture

a sexual act when a man fucks a girl in the ass and gets shit all over a dick

Instruction: ""last night i gave a rusty venture to sherri" What is the definition of "a rusty venture"?


a rusty venture

Context: hooker: a rusty venture is when u

jerkin' off so much your dick gets red and sore

Instruction: "hooker: a rusty venture is when u" What is the definition of "a rusty venture"?


frank-in-sense

fornication in the ear, nose, or eye socket

Instruction: "no intercourse?  how 'bout some frank-in-sense" What is the definition of "frank-in-sense"?


throw a brick

to commit a petty crime in order to easily return to jail

Instruction: "yo, b, i had to throw a brick so i could take another year to get my shit together in the clink" What is the definition of "throw a brick"?


dhup

Context: dude, i am soo dhup

a sickass mothafucka who can kill people and destroy pussies at the same time

Instruction: "dude, i am soo dhup" What is the definition of "dhup"?


crack an egg

"the act of unloading ones jizz pistol into both hands and then miming the breaking of an egg over your partners face, letting the "egg whites" drip onto them

Instruction: "make sure you crack an egg on her, for me" What is the definition of "crack an egg"?


coke head

Context: yeah his mom's a coke head

Instruction: "yeah his mom's a coke head" What is the definition of "coke head"?


fanuimor

"it's in elvish and means "ever dark, ever black" based on the book writtten by j

Instruction: "you can find the word fanuimor in the book, somewhere" What is the definition of "fanuimor"?


aspergers syndrome

Instruction: "one key element is that on mri images has shown that the aspergers syndrome /autistic brain has to work harder processing faces,body language,large amount of information ,verbal information ect" What is the definition of "aspergers syndrome"?


aspergers syndrome

Instruction: "one key element is that on mri images has shown that the aspergers syndrome /autistic brain has to work harder processing faces,body language,large amount of information ,verbal information ect" What is the definition of "aspergers syndrome"?


sarikawesome

"a logarithmic unit (sw) that defines the ratio of a awesomeness of a person relative to a specified or implied reference level

Instruction: "guy: wow, that was an sarikawesome display of sarikawesomenss" What is the definition of "sarikawesome"?


competitive sitting

Context: competitive sitting is awesome

the extremely competitive sport of seeing who can sit for the longest period of time

Instruction: "competitive sitting is awesome" What is the definition of "competitive sitting"?


boughify

to take a relatively normal situation and make it boughie or boughetto

Instruction: "girrrl, we went shopping in nyc and this heffa tried to boughify the trip by only copping knock-offs" What is the definition of "boughify"?


foofie

Instruction: "did you see that foofie wearing those sensible shoes?" What is the definition of "foofie"?


foofie

Context: that foofie tasted very good

Instruction: "that foofie tasted very good" What is the definition of "foofie"?


foofie

Context: serena made a foofie

i started using this word in high school and like an epidemic, the whole school was using it

Instruction: "serena made a foofie" What is the definition of "foofie"?


foofie

Context: hey chris, have fun with your foofie

french word for a persons lack of ability to show compassion

Instruction: "hey chris, have fun with your foofie" What is the definition of "foofie"?


c.n. blue

Context: i'm a loner- c.n. blue

Instruction: "i'm a loner- c.n. blue" What is the definition of "c.n. blue"?


drumshanbo

a shitty place in the middle of nowhere ( co

Instruction: "person 1: where should we go? person 2: anywhere but drumshanbo" What is the definition of "drumshanbo"?


gaping gash

Context: jane, you ignorant gaping gash

Instruction: "jane, you ignorant gaping gash" What is the definition of "gaping gash"?


dowlings law

a law that is simplified and is able to be used through out gas equations

Instruction: "p1v1/n1t1=p2v2/n2t2 this the the dowlings law in simplest form" What is the definition of "dowlings law"?


anna marie

Instruction: ""he is on trial for anna marie "they have to be stopped from following through with their anna marie""" What is the definition of "anna marie"?


fletching

the action of [cutting] different types of [wood] in order to make [archers] [equipment] such as [bows], [arrows] and [crossbows]

Instruction: "-hey, what is your [fletching] level? -my fletching level is 99" What is the definition of "fletching"?


fletching

falling asleep at our desk in just the correct upright position so that no one really knows you're taking a snooze on the clock

Instruction: "oh boy, hope the boss doesn't catch the g-man fletching at his desk again" What is the definition of "fletching"?


fletching

to tie a piece of bacon to a piece of string and invite your partener to swallow it

Instruction: "when it was my turn to dominate i gave roderick a damn good fletching" What is the definition of "fletching"?


fletching

Context: those men were fletching with my gerbil

when you tie a string around a small rodent (usually a gerbil) and let it crawl around in your rectum

Instruction: "those men were fletching with my gerbil" What is the definition of "fletching"?


serial eater

"a person who lives for eating delicious food, like a serial killer he's always on the hunt and no good food it's safe with him around

Instruction: "you know, i always want delicious food, i'm a serial eater" What is the definition of "serial eater"?


da bomb!

the most powerful weapon used to defeat every enemy, including self, and everything in battlezone ii

Instruction: "<reckless_erik> oh shit, da bomb! <reckless_erik> who did that?" What is the definition of "da bomb!"?


beyonceitis

"beyonceitis is the destruction of your career by the overall power of beyonce knowles

Instruction: "famous cases of beyonceitis  ashanti amerie brandy christina aguilera ciara janet jackson keri hilson monica" What is the definition of "beyonceitis"?


fuck-thirty

an obscure measurement of time, really early in the morning or very late at night

Instruction: "after the huge blizzard, my wife woke me up at fuck-thirty to go shovel the driveway" What is the definition of "fuck-thirty"?


fuck-thirty

Instruction: ""jeff knew the deed was done right when his girl woke him up at fuck-thirty just to say "i love you" What is the definition of "fuck-thirty"?


carnola

"the dried up food crumbs, dirt and boogers commonly found between seat creases and console crevices in automobiles

Instruction: "when the soccer mom retrieved her cell phone from underneathe the mini-van passenger seat, it was covered covered in carnola" What is the definition of "carnola"?


cum crotch

the unpleasant aroma emitting from a female pelvic area containing post coitus egaculate hours or even days later

Instruction: "i would sit next to you in class, but then i would also have to sit next to the girl with cum crotch" What is the definition of "cum crotch"?


eeeeeeeeee!

Instruction: "chair: eeeeeeeeee! person: lift your chair" What is the definition of "eeeeeeeeee!"?


christina masiello

a girl who is just drop dead gourgous with the prettiest smile

Instruction: "damn that girl has curves like a christina masiello" What is the definition of "christina masiello"?


fan dango

Instruction: "yo i got that bitch with my grim fan dango who has been using my fan dango??? hey man im totally diggging this fan dango man, its fucking awesome" What is the definition of "fan dango"?


afro dick

Context: bro, johns afro dick is so cute

a dick in which hair is growing out of the head of the penis, resembling an afro

Instruction: "bro, johns afro dick is so cute" What is the definition of "afro dick"?


afro dick

Context: bro, johns afro dick is so cute

a dick in which hair is growing out of the head of the penis, resembling an afro

Instruction: "bro, johns afro dick is so cute" What is the definition of "afro dick"?


cheifin

to smoke marijuana, joint, blunt, bong whatever

Instruction: "i was cheifin last night got high as a motherfucka" What is the definition of "cheifin"?


cheifin

Context: i been cheifin and getting drunk

smoking weed, gettin high as a mother fucker

Instruction: "i been cheifin and getting drunk" What is the definition of "cheifin"?


cheifin

Context: i be cheifin mad bud tonight

to smoke buddha from a bong, pipe, water bong, bong, bubbler, bowl,4 footer, hokkah, foiley, gravity bong, j,or spliff

Instruction: "i be cheifin mad bud tonight" What is the definition of "cheifin"?


cheifin

when you get the blunt and smoke half of it and don't wanna give the shit back

Instruction: "damn you cheifin  pass the fuckin blunt dog, you cheifin he cheifin that blunt we were cheifin today" What is the definition of "cheifin"?


cheifin

the act of bubba not passin the l,  one not passin the blunt an talkin like a soap opra

Instruction: "bubba u done had that bitch for a minut wit your cheifin ass" What is the definition of "cheifin"?


amazingb

Context: i wish everyone was like amazingb

Instruction: "i wish everyone was like amazingb" What is the definition of "amazingb"?


aston brain

Context: oh my god, he's an aston brain

Instruction: "oh my god, he's an aston brain" What is the definition of "aston brain"?


bong logic

an outlandish idea, with possible influence of a bong

Instruction: "man, don't drag the couch out into the street, that's bong logic" What is the definition of "bong logic"?


akari

Instruction: "into this world, we welcome princess akari" What is the definition of "akari"?


akari

an ancient race with great magical power from john marcos book the devils armor

Instruction: "the akari in my amulet pulsed me with great power" What is the definition of "akari"?


dola

Instruction: "chris: hey man, what's goin on today? jay: not much man, just makin that dola" What is the definition of "dola"?


dola

the act of posting two or more times in a row

Instruction: "there goes jeeberd with another dola post" What is the definition of "dola"?


buuurd

Context: buuurd

something that a retarded deer would say

Instruction: "buuurd" What is the definition of "buuurd"?


house of anubis

Context: house of anubis is the [shit]

a show with horrible actors and bad camera angles

Instruction: "house of anubis is the [shit]" What is the definition of "house of anubis"?


cynditch

Context: ref: let's play cynditch

a game developed by cyn that is a variation of a trivia form of quidditch

Instruction: "ref: let's play cynditch" What is the definition of "cynditch"?


contentenacle

Instruction: "a jellyfish just swam through a twelve year old girl's legs, in doing this it stung both of her legs; it was contentenacle" What is the definition of "contentenacle"?


7th ave

the garment and fashion industry (the seventh avenue of nyc is the traditional center of the fashion industry)

Instruction: "is 7th ave just out to promote it's own interests right now? or are they considering their customer base" What is the definition of "7th ave"?


dialexic

dyslexia when dialling or texting on cellphone

Instruction: "you are obviously dialexic because you sent that text to me by mistake" What is the definition of "dialexic"?


ctf

Instruction: "ctf worked on the air conditioner for hours, said it was fixed, but there was no change" What is the definition of "ctf"?


ctf

Context: jakes ctf is smoking blunts

Instruction: "jakes ctf is smoking blunts" What is the definition of "ctf"?


balls over tits

"another way of saying "head over heels""

Instruction: "dude that one chick at school is totally balls over tits for me" What is the definition of "balls over tits"?


civony

a new browser based rts game introduced early in 2009 which blows away the rest of its competitors like travian

Instruction: "you try out civony yet? fucking addicting but i cant figure out why" What is the definition of "civony"?


branleur

Context: tu es un grand branleur

Instruction: "tu es un grand branleur" What is the definition of "branleur"?


bung squirts

the spray that shoots out one's ass following an enema

Instruction: "jason took the hose out of his ass covered dave in bung squirts" What is the definition of "bung squirts"?


rennard

Context: oh shit, it's a rennard

a lame ass canadian that can always be found taking photos of himself in various gay poses or with stuffed cat pillows

Instruction: "oh shit, it's a rennard" What is the definition of "rennard"?


chobots

Context: hey want to go on chobots and hang out?

chobots is a family friendly kids virtual world where you can do missions together, chat with friends, dress up your avatar, play games, and more!

Instruction: "hey want to go on chobots and hang out?" What is the definition of "chobots"?


bad moderator

a bad moderator is a moderator who spend his time abusing his powers instead of doing any good

Instruction: "have you heard of ascensiam? he's a really bad moderator" What is the definition of "bad moderator"?


barrington illinois

"barrington illinois is one of the best towns out there, a lot of rich people

Instruction: "do you guys know where barrington illinois is? yah its in illinois about 20 miles from chicago i heard a lot of people smoke pot there" What is the definition of "barrington illinois"?


goomy

Context: all [hail] goomy  goomy [pls]

Instruction: "all [hail] goomy  goomy [pls]" What is the definition of "goomy"?


cock berry

Context: what the fuck u say cock berry

an insult first used by joel to frank on commerce cam of 2007

Instruction: "what the fuck u say cock berry" What is the definition of "cock berry"?


carl's jr.

Instruction: ""i hate myself :( *gun to head* *mother comes in* "let's go to carl's jr." What is the definition of "carl's jr."?


carl's jr.

a good fast-food resturant to go to when you have the munchies after smoking weed

Instruction: "i was so blown that night i had the mad munchies i skated to carl's jr. and pigged out" What is the definition of "carl's jr."?


carl's jr.

hands down the best restaurant or any place to aquire food for that matter in the whole world

Instruction: "i'm hungry, i'm going to go eat at carl's jr." What is the definition of "carl's jr."?


culinary columbine

a horrible meal that is the result of a massacre in the kitchen

Instruction: "his mother cooked thanksgiving dinner, it was a culinary columbine" What is the definition of "culinary columbine"?


chipmya

Instruction: "did ya'll see that chippy at the club??? she was lookin a hot mess  there goes another chipmya" What is the definition of "chipmya"?


drunktarded

a state of being in which you are so [drunk], that you feel that you may or may not be mentally [retarded]

Instruction: "i was so drunktarded at the party last night, i don't remember if i took a jacket or not" What is the definition of "drunktarded"?


drunktarded

a combination of the words drunk and retarded, it simply means retardedly drunk and acting in an idiotic or inapropriate manor

Instruction: ""hey why is dan trying to piggyback on jordans back? "oh don't pay any attention to them they're drunktarded" What is the definition of "drunktarded"?


drunktarded

mode of behavior after one has comsumed great quantities alcohol

Instruction: "i know julie was drunktarded when she gave a bj to a 19 year old at the stadium" What is the definition of "drunktarded"?


boogalong

a [booger] that comes along with something else

Instruction: "there was a boogalong on the side of my cup" What is the definition of "boogalong"?


deal a deuce

"to have a bowel movement, to go "number 2""

Instruction: ""dude, my stomach hurts from all those slim jims, i gotta go deal a deuce" What is the definition of "deal a deuce"?


[druu]

Instruction: "man, no [druu] that chick is a ho, look at that camel toe" What is the definition of "[druu]"?


bonch candy

anything that can make your balls itch in a sexual manner

Instruction: "damn, look at the bonch candy across the room" What is the definition of "bonch candy"?


douche cannon

"a person who is far more douchebaggedy than your everday douche bag

Instruction: "speaker a- dude my mom's a complete douche cannon  speaker b- wtf i can't believe you just called your mom a douche cannon, thats serious shit  speaker a- yea" What is the definition of "douche cannon"?


douche cannon

Instruction: "this douche cannon is so drunk he cant even walk straight" What is the definition of "douche cannon"?


douche cannon

referring to one who is a huge douche bag

Instruction: "that girl in your finance class who answers the professor's rhetorical questions outloud is the epitome of a douche cannon" What is the definition of "douche cannon"?


charizard y

the same as charizard x but with two females instead

Instruction: "the two women in the cell next to me were doing a charizard y all night" What is the definition of "charizard y"?


evil eyes

dawn's evil glare when she looks at you in eye-to-eye contact

Instruction: "oh god look away her evil eyes are gonna get me" What is the definition of "evil eyes"?


cum vault

noun - a worth while place to deposit ones semen

Instruction: ""noun - "that girl is perfect, i'd love her to have my kids?"      - "ya, she'd make a good cum vault" What is the definition of "cum vault"?


civility

formal politeness and courtesy in behavior or speech

Instruction: "i hope we can treat each other with civility and respect" What is the definition of "civility"?


bedphones

Instruction: "my fucking cleaning lady moved my bedphones from my bed to my desk and it took me for fucking ever to find them" What is the definition of "bedphones"?


conflagarious

Instruction: "did you see that clown beat up all those terrorists with only a balloon sword?  that was conflagarious" What is the definition of "conflagarious"?


elbert caldera

Context: dude, stop being such an elbert caldera

used to describe a very gay person in southern california,especially in north san diego county

Instruction: "dude, stop being such an elbert caldera" What is the definition of "elbert caldera"?


elbert caldera

Instruction: "get away from me you nasty elbert caldera" What is the definition of "elbert caldera"?


hoof beat

Context: kobe was beating it to a hoof beat

a series of comics which turns the characters from my little pony: friendship is magic into humans, but also uses them into graphic pornographic scenes

Instruction: "kobe was beating it to a hoof beat" What is the definition of "hoof beat"?


motherclucker

Context: jaime: you are such the motherclucker

Instruction: "jaime: you are such the motherclucker" What is the definition of "motherclucker"?


noobsauce

Context: [omg] [j00] are [teh] noobsauce

the act of being a total noob used for 1337speak community on such games as counterstrike, warcraft 3 or diablo2

Instruction: "[omg] [j00] are [teh] noobsauce" What is the definition of "noobsauce"?


noobsauce

Instruction: "damn, andrew bagle is being a total noobsauce today" What is the definition of "noobsauce"?


noobsauce

Context: awww, look at that noobsauce

a thick mixture of sweat and tears splattered as a result of a headshot to a complete noobasaurus rex

Instruction: "awww, look at that noobsauce" What is the definition of "noobsauce"?


spoiler

something that could ruin something aobut a game for someone who hasn't played it yet

Instruction: "you are the prime example of someone who doesn't know what the fuck a spoiler is" What is the definition of "spoiler"?


spoiler

a candidate in a campaign whose chances of winning are near zero but still may garner enough votes as to cause the loss of one of the leading candidates

Instruction: "ralph nader was a spoiler in the 2000 elections, he took votes from al gore" What is the definition of "spoiler"?


spoiler

"internet slang: a unknown fact within a series (generally of a future event) that ruins the tension and mystery for newer fans

Instruction: ""vader, luke >this statement is [who+who] and thus doesnt convey a spoiler as no information is being revieled" What is the definition of "spoiler"?


burnt up

Instruction: "that girl cheated on you? thats burnt up" What is the definition of "burnt up"?


christina milian

Context: christina milian is fine as hell

Instruction: "christina milian is fine as hell" What is the definition of "christina milian"?


christina milian

Context: man, i saw christina milian on t

a sexy, hott, beautiful, funny, 25-year-old who i idolize! she is insparational and real

Instruction: "man, i saw christina milian on t" What is the definition of "christina milian"?


christina milian

"she is my favorite singer in the world and i love her!! born on september 26th, 1981, she became popular in the music industry in 2001

Instruction: "christina milian is one of da baddest bitches she rox my sox" What is the definition of "christina milian"?


christina milian

a black, 27-year-old [r&b] singer who was born in [jersey city, new jersey], in the usa

Instruction: "i mostly like christina milian for her music" What is the definition of "christina milian"?


axcc

someone hated by all who seeks attention on themselves by posting pictures of themselves flexing in order to impress their e-peers

Instruction: "man all the people online hate that guy, he is so axcc" What is the definition of "axcc"?


blow by blow

Instruction: ""julie came over this weekend and gave me the blow by blow  "i gave him the blow by blow""" What is the definition of "blow by blow"?


harzo

Context: damn dat nigga got some harzo

Instruction: "damn dat nigga got some harzo" What is the definition of "harzo"?


darth vapor

a darth vader mask with an integrated vaporizer

Instruction: "hey did you see the guy in the darth vapor costume?" What is the definition of "darth vapor"?


bro hang

Instruction: "* we're about to have an intense bro hang" What is the definition of "bro hang"?


bella cooke

a describing word for a person who leaks awesomeness and is desired to be

Instruction: ""the children turned to her and stated, "your so cool, you could almost be a bella cooke" What is the definition of "bella cooke"?


carmen on my veranda

n: a drunk latino woman with a bowl of fruit on her head, found passed out on your front porch in the morning

Instruction: "i was so embarrassed this morning, i had to step over a drunken carmen on my veranda this morning to get to starbucks" What is the definition of "carmen on my veranda"?


codfucked

Instruction: "i was doing really well in life when will codner snuck up behind me and codfucked me" What is the definition of "codfucked"?


glencoe gorilla

huge black guy with 99 dicks on his head who can't read or write and farts up storms stronger than hurricane katrina

Instruction: "yesterday i broke my neck and this glencoe gorilla got angry and broke the cage by jizzing in the opposite direction propelling him forward" What is the definition of "glencoe gorilla"?


glencoe gorilla

huge black guy with 99 dicks on his head who can't read or write and farts up storms stronger than hurricane katrina

Instruction: "yesterday i broke my neck and this glencoe gorilla got angry and broke the cage by jizzing in the opposite direction propelling him forward" What is the definition of "glencoe gorilla"?


beavering

"to work diligently or to be extremely focused on the job or at a task/activity

Instruction: "greg complimented his staff for beavering on the report and having it finished by the deadline" What is the definition of "beavering"?


beavering

doing something that you know you shouldn't even when your best friend tells you shouldn't

Instruction: ""an example of this beavering be meeting a guy on the internet, and meeting him after dark and alone" What is the definition of "beavering"?


drupe

an over all unsuccessful, bowel movement prone, shell of a person

Instruction: "you, you be eatin' plums, you gon' be a drupe" What is the definition of "drupe"?


customizing

a trend that has become popular for everything

Instruction: "godammit, i wanna play lee carvallo's putting challenge but i gotta do all this customizing bullshit" What is the definition of "customizing"?


beaver juice

the juices produced usually from a female homosapien vaginal area

Instruction: "tom: your sister's beaver juice was all over my lap" What is the definition of "beaver juice"?


beaver juice

a colloquial term for castoreum, the yellowish secretion from the anal glands and castor sacs of the american and european beaver

Instruction: ""i used to like the smell of guerlain "shalimar" until i found out it's made with real beaver juice" What is the definition of "beaver juice"?


friendad

Context: "wow dude landon is such a friendad

a friend that, usually without realizing it, acts like a dad, regardless of fatherhood status

Instruction: ""wow dude landon is such a friendad" What is the definition of "friendad"?


bait car

"a tactic used by many larger municipalities to catch car thieves

Instruction: "the nigga's lawyer claimed entrapment because the police used a bait car" What is the definition of "bait car"?


almagno

Context: you fag u just pulled an almagno

Instruction: "you fag u just pulled an almagno" What is the definition of "almagno"?


butt humping

the action of a girl thrusting her crotch againts someones butt

Instruction: "look over here this gril is butt humping me" What is the definition of "butt humping"?


bunny bleeder

when a person shoves a medal rod up a rabbits penis-hole,then pisses it out with chunks of flesh spewing into your mouth

Instruction: "man,chris really gave snowball a huge bunny bleeder" What is the definition of "bunny bleeder"?


blindsight

Context: woah look at that blindsight

when maher doesn't know what he's talking about

Instruction: "woah look at that blindsight" What is the definition of "blindsight"?


flottisgar

the feeling of being average, boring, mundane, and tedious on a thursday

Instruction: "i'm feeling flottisgar today so after work i'll do some chores and go to bed" What is the definition of "flottisgar"?


full body orgasm

Instruction: "i got to experience a full body orgasm last night" What is the definition of "full body orgasm"?


full body orgasm

for a woman, it occurs when she orgasms with clitoral, g-spot, and breast stimulation all at the same time

Instruction: "the full body orgasm is so intense that it feels like you're almost having a seizure" What is the definition of "full body orgasm"?


beany cheese

when you add too much cheese to your beans you will almost be able to turn them upside  down without them falling to the floor

Instruction: ""i told you to make cheesy beans not beany cheese" What is the definition of "beany cheese"?


cheeky peek

when during fellatio the tip of the penis headbutts the inside of the giver's cheeks peeking out

Instruction: "mandy's blowjobs are the shit, they always my dick give the old cheeky peek" What is the definition of "cheeky peek"?


crotch beanie

Context: dude, quit being such a crotch beanie

"the companion of the "asshat" or just slang for pubic hair

Instruction: "dude, quit being such a crotch beanie" What is the definition of "crotch beanie"?


bosscation

a vacation from your boss when he/she is out of town but you still have to work

Instruction: "kimberley is excited that her boss will be out of town for 3 days and she is looking forward to her short bosscation" What is the definition of "bosscation"?


cork hole

the process of inserting a woman's abnormally long, sausage-like nipple into one's anus and/or vagina

Instruction: "as soon as i saw her nipples, i knew she had to cork hole me" What is the definition of "cork hole"?


confliction

coined by rachel, christie & gianna during big brother's 2005 series in australia

Instruction: "this week i had confliction with dean because he has a big dong" What is the definition of "confliction"?


go to tokyo

Instruction: "person 1: wanna play monopoly? person 2: hell naw, i'm finna go to tokyo" What is the definition of "go to tokyo"?


evil floormate

college student who is obsessed with pretty girl he worked with but cant get

Instruction: "walk the other way to avoid the evil floormate" What is the definition of "evil floormate"?


wouches

Instruction: ""oh no hunnie, our clam is infected with wouches" What is the definition of "wouches"?


half cap heel

a skateboarding move in which the skater does a heel flip while turning a 180 , ( also known as a 180 heel flip )

Instruction: "p1 - what was that trick called?  p2 - a half cap heel" What is the definition of "half cap heel"?


lookout

someone who is instructed to keep a watchful eye for [popo] and intruders, while someone or a group engages in [illicit] activity

Instruction: "jon, were gonna case this joint, you be the lookout while we take care of business" What is the definition of "lookout"?


ballynahinch

ballynahinch (population app 10,000) is a market town in co

Instruction: "ballynahinch is a place where people learn fast" What is the definition of "ballynahinch"?


cwbr

Instruction: ""hey, i'm bored, what do you wanna do tonight? "let's go cwbr" What is the definition of "cwbr"?


chlorine stinger

the act of having anal sex in a chlorine treated swimming pool

Instruction: "missy said she wanted me to give her a chlorine stinger but once she started crying she made me stop and get her an ice pack" What is the definition of "chlorine stinger"?


baltmore

another way of saying baltimore, the city with many attractions

Instruction: "there's always something happening in charm city, as baltmore is known" What is the definition of "baltmore"?


boob buddy

two people who enjoy chest to chest contact ( see chest bump)

Instruction: "my boob buddy and i always chest bump when the patriots score a touchdown" What is the definition of "boob buddy"?


boob buddy

Context: man i love my boob buddy

a female friend with [enormous] [boobs] and a great sense of humor she lets you dance with her and cuddle with her on the couch without sexual interaction

Instruction: "man i love my boob buddy" What is the definition of "boob buddy"?


sport pussy

"the unfortunate odor of the female sex organ caused by 'sport' or other significant physical exertion

Instruction: "holy fuck--it smells like sport pussy in here" What is the definition of "sport pussy"?


cock bastard

Context: i hate you, you cock bastard

Instruction: "i hate you, you cock bastard" What is the definition of "cock bastard"?


cock bastard

Context: your a fuckng cock bastard

Instruction: "your a fuckng cock bastard" What is the definition of "cock bastard"?


cock bastard

Context: you're a cock bastard mad stupid

Instruction: "you're a cock bastard mad stupid" What is the definition of "cock bastard"?


cock bastard

Context: lorenzo, you're such a cock bastard

insulting phrase used to diss asshole brazilians  the opposite of baller ass

Instruction: "lorenzo, you're such a cock bastard" What is the definition of "cock bastard"?


abrakadabra

Context: yo abrakadabra my bother

Instruction: "yo abrakadabra my bother" What is the definition of "abrakadabra"?


absinthe faerie

an absinthe faerie is a person (usually female) who, when under the influence of intoxicants, does extreme activities

Instruction: ""i turned into a total absinthe faerie last night and climbed an operational radio tower, then i base jumped off it" What is the definition of "absinthe faerie"?


auver

Context: 'wow he's almost as good as auver

Instruction: "'wow he's almost as good as auver" What is the definition of "auver"?


bracketholic

when someone is addicted to making brackets

Instruction: "a frog: jesus christ dude, how many brackets have u done? a baby: calm down, only 5 today  a frog: damn fool is a bracketholic an aborted baby: yup" What is the definition of "bracketholic"?


bear ass

Instruction: "look at josh over there in the shower, he has such a bear ass" What is the definition of "bear ass"?


dunkeld kenny

dunkeld kenny  1970's porn star who went by the name kenny rogers-her

Instruction: "i met this chick at the pub on saturday, i totally did a dunkeld kenny on her" What is the definition of "dunkeld kenny"?


lucille

Context: lucille ball

Instruction: "lucille ball" What is the definition of "lucille"?


lucille

Instruction: "dude, i listened to lucille like, 76 times yesterday, and i still don't know what its about" What is the definition of "lucille"?


lucille

a 'vintage' name, generally owned by someone who is over the age of 70

Instruction: "person 1- hey whats your name? person 2- lucille person 1- cool" What is the definition of "lucille"?


intimate hugging

how big boys and girls 'hug' with [touching]

Instruction: "me and my boyfriend had an intimate hugging session" What is the definition of "intimate hugging"?


dietician

Context: there is no such thing as a dietician

the bastardization of the word dietitian, as propogated by microsoft

Instruction: "there is no such thing as a dietician" What is the definition of "dietician"?


beast eater

Context: you fucking beast eater

Instruction: "you fucking beast eater" What is the definition of "beast eater"?


book and bone

Instruction: "eddie izzard is not only funny, he's book and bone baby" What is the definition of "book and bone"?


alishar

fat ass penguin with tits,that are as hard as diamonds

Instruction: "the fat ass penguin with tits sure is an alishar" What is the definition of "alishar"?


squigs

the run and shoot flare center pass play in tecmo super bowl

Instruction: ""when i picked squigs and threw it to andre "bad moon" rison he caught it with the greatest of ease and grace" What is the definition of "squigs"?


fag posse

a group of slightly confused teenagers that meander around town doing nothing

Instruction: "you chillin' with the fag posse tonight?  yeah, yeah" What is the definition of "fag posse"?


bagoatna

Instruction: "oh shit sally, look at that badass bagoatna walking down the street" What is the definition of "bagoatna"?


arabian highway

the act of rolling toycars down a girls rectum after punching her in the back of the head while having anal sex

Instruction: "dude, i gave olivia the arabian highway last night and she shit out a toy car this morning" What is the definition of "arabian highway"?


piey

Context: wow, that man's face sure is piey

Instruction: "wow, that man's face sure is piey" What is the definition of "piey"?


go starkweather

to go on any type of road-bound spree, named after the nebraska serial killer charles starkweather

Instruction: ""we should go starkweather all through muskogee county shooting out all of the letter "g's in the stuart anderson's black angus signs" What is the definition of "go starkweather"?


baby-refunder

Instruction: ""example 1: "kendra is such a baby-refunder" What is the definition of "baby-refunder"?


broggles

Instruction: "bro 1: dude you look like such a douche with those broggles on" What is the definition of "broggles"?


butt bush

when a person has a lot of hair in their butt crack

Instruction: "yo, that chick bent over, and i totally saw a fat butt bush" What is the definition of "butt bush"?


a# d# position

a term used when a harpist uses the a sharp and d sharp pedals on their instrument

Instruction: ""ew, look at that harpist, she's totally a# d#  "i'm sorry, but the a# d# position just doesn't work with guys'"" What is the definition of "a# d# position"?


broefficient

Instruction: "dude, the broefficient of this party is off the charts" What is the definition of "broefficient"?


fuck off

Instruction: "nick: hey i fucked your mom last nite james: why dont you fuck off" What is the definition of "fuck off"?


fuck off

Context: fuck off

Instruction: "fuck off" What is the definition of "fuck off"?


fuck off

Instruction: "nick: hey i fucked your mom last nite james: why dont you fuck off" What is the definition of "fuck off"?


fuck off

Context: fuck off

Instruction: "fuck off" What is the definition of "fuck off"?


fuck off

Instruction: "nick: hey i fucked your mom last nite james: why dont you fuck off" What is the definition of "fuck off"?


fuck off

Context: fuck off

Instruction: "fuck off" What is the definition of "fuck off"?


cuckannoli

Context: the sour milk was cuckannoli

Instruction: "the sour milk was cuckannoli" What is the definition of "cuckannoli"?


oh my squash

Context: oh my squash

to say when you have absolutely nothing else to say

Instruction: "oh my squash" What is the definition of "oh my squash"?


ishmael

the most life changing novel ever written

Instruction: "dude i read ishmael and now i think of life totally differently" What is the definition of "ishmael"?


batgina

a vagina that has been vacant for so long, that bats have taken up permanent residence in it

Instruction: "rspca have designed my batgina a conservation area" What is the definition of "batgina"?


flugazy

a fat, ugly, lazy person whose shape resembles that of a floatation device

Instruction: "did you see that flugazy ass hoe trying to squeeze into those spandex leggings? i'ma take her to the pool next time i go instead of my raft" What is the definition of "flugazy"?


blackland

Instruction: "take out all the haters, i just give em a backhand pimp slap, send they whole fam to the blackland" What is the definition of "blackland"?


chocatanque

"a huge bowel movement big enough to practically make your plumbing or septic tank crash

Instruction: ""after thanksgiving dinner, i had to go to the bathroom and drop a big ol' chocatanque" What is the definition of "chocatanque"?


goal keeper

a perpectual and never ending cock blocking

Instruction: ""everytime with go out to the club, my goddamn cousin be acting like a goal keeper" What is the definition of "goal keeper"?


cock pit

Instruction: "she was just a slut on the block, but now that she joined the air force she's a bona-fide cock pit" What is the definition of "cock pit"?


chubmodo

Context: i am so bloated and chubmodo right now

Instruction: "i am so bloated and chubmodo right now" What is the definition of "chubmodo"?


doctors excuse

a handy printable document that can get you out of life's most horrific situations

Instruction: ""yo bro -- i need a doctors excuse because i went on a booze binge this weekend and missed three days of school" What is the definition of "doctors excuse"?


csu ram

anybody who is loyal to colorado state university

Instruction: ""chant at football games "i said i'm proud - to be - a csu ram" What is the definition of "csu ram"?


bonkin

Context: im just bonkin in da crib

to chill wit ya homies in a crib or in da ghetto or on da westside innit

Instruction: "im just bonkin in da crib" What is the definition of "bonkin"?


corinne wahl

Instruction: "that girl thinks she's cool, but she's no corinne wahl" What is the definition of "corinne wahl"?


brvtal

this is the term given to music which is particularly brutal and/or [necro]

Instruction: "thorgrim: that burzum album was fukcing brvtal fredrik axesplitter: i agree" What is the definition of "brvtal"?


alondra and adrian

Context: did you see alondra and adrian

an amazing couple, unseperatable by any hoe or nigga

Instruction: "did you see alondra and adrian" What is the definition of "alondra and adrian"?


double dildo

an artificial [penis] that can be used by two [lesbos] at the same time

Instruction: "[butch] and [femme] sure had a great time with that double dildo last night" What is the definition of "double dildo"?


makis

Context: i just can't get enough makis

makis is a guy with biceps larger than life,you can't beat him or kill him because you just can't touch him unless he wants you to

Instruction: "i just can't get enough makis" What is the definition of "makis"?


makis

Context: the makis

the makis is go of everything and created everyone cant be destroyed or killed

Instruction: "the makis" What is the definition of "makis"?


bed browsing

browsing for a random persons bed to sleeping in

Instruction: ""cara: "where are you sleeping tonight?" ali: "i don't know yet, i'll probably just end up bed browsing" What is the definition of "bed browsing"?


brodied

the act of stealing or taking without consent

Instruction: "bob brodied the remote control, jim yell to him to give it back" What is the definition of "brodied"?


dubassin

pronounced - du-bah-sin when you feel like you're at the top, and nothing can bring you down

Instruction: "man, we just killed that whole dub sack together, how ya feelin?   i'm straight out dubassin " What is the definition of "dubassin "?


chocolate firehose

when you diarrhea in a standup shower and its sprays against the wall

Instruction: "dude, he just unleashed a chocolate firehose in my shower" What is the definition of "chocolate firehose"?


detour

Context: a redneck town located in detour md

a shit town located on the county line of carroll county and frederick county

Instruction: "a redneck town located in detour md" What is the definition of "detour"?


detour

a spontaneous, quick stop at a friend's or acquaintance's place for a sexual encounter

Instruction: "i'm stopping at kesha's house for a detour before going to work" What is the definition of "detour"?


tunacan

Instruction: "he is short and stocky and must have a tunacan" What is the definition of "tunacan"?


d?

Instruction: "person 1: d? person 2: ya i got a new car" What is the definition of "d?"?


5 poppin 6 droppin

a popular saying among members of the bloods gang, which means that bloods are shooting (poppin) and crips are dying (droppin)

Instruction: ""pablo: "what's happenin' brotha?" jaquan: "[same old same old] dogg, 5 poppin 6 droppin" What is the definition of "5 poppin 6 droppin"?


5 poppin 6 droppin

"ta say 5 poppin 6 droppin iz ta say "peoplez shootin, folkz dyin" tha revers iz 6 poppin 5 droppin (my fave)"

Instruction: "drivin thru tha hood sayin 6 poppin 5 droppin (in 5 territory) an 5 poppin 6 droppin in 6 terr" What is the definition of "5 poppin 6 droppin"?


biddy bit bits

a slang term to describe people from eastern indian decent who own mini-markets in the united states

Instruction: "our local convenience store closed up and is now being run by biddy bit bits" What is the definition of "biddy bit bits"?


do it fluid

Context: i need some of that do it fluid mane

it's whatevea liquid you put off into yo body whenever you wanna get trashed

Instruction: "i need some of that do it fluid mane" What is the definition of "do it fluid"?


do it fluid

Context: fill them cups with that do it fluid

Instruction: "fill them cups with that do it fluid" What is the definition of "do it fluid"?


anna paquin

a very hot actress who gained popularity from her role as rogue in all three x-men movies

Instruction: "jesus, did you see anna paquin in 25th hour?  holy fucking hotness, even her stomach was sexy" What is the definition of "anna paquin"?


arachibupyophobia

fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of your mouth

Instruction: "arachibupyophobia is not a common phobia in australia" What is the definition of "arachibupyophobia"?


buzler

Context: this buzler adding very funny clips

one who adds interesting, funny, amazing video clips on the website known as buzly

Instruction: "this buzler adding very funny clips" What is the definition of "buzler"?


ganking

it is a word commonly used in online video games, usualy used in an [mmorpg]

Instruction: "[rofl] guys i was just ganking these level 20 horde players" What is the definition of "ganking"?


ganking

Context: oh my god, they are ganking us

Instruction: "oh my god, they are ganking us" What is the definition of "ganking"?


ganking

in wow, i believe ganking as a group of horde/alliance killing someone, since it's the only way to kill them, in a metephoric way of speaking

Instruction: "person 1: those damn horde keep ganking me" What is the definition of "ganking"?


ganking

in an mmorpg to kill someone, and then wait around their corpse for them to come back to get it, than kill them again

Instruction: "the horde raid group was ganking the entire noob zone" What is the definition of "ganking"?


ganking

an imaginary means of killing someone 'unfairly' in wow

Instruction: "-'can you help me? this level 60 is ganking me" What is the definition of "ganking"?


ganking

"incorrectly used word in warcraft (dota, wow)

Instruction: ""n00b_sux0r: "these guys are gay, they keep ganking me" What is the definition of "ganking"?


make it dance

when a male has an erection and you tighten your hip muscles causing your penis to move slightly

Instruction: "my girlfriend thinks is gross when i make it dance against her leg" What is the definition of "make it dance"?


candy apple

a sexual act performed when you shove your balls into a female's [hole] while they are on their period

Instruction: "john: hey did you and that hot girl have fun last night? caleb: yeah man, i gave her a giant candy apple" What is the definition of "candy apple"?


candy apple

when you blow off in a girls mouth who refuses to swallow letting the j-bomb envelop the penis leaving a hard candy shell

Instruction: "that chick from el paso didn't swallow leaving me with a candy apple" What is the definition of "candy apple"?


candy apple

the candy apple licking the head of a newborn child the minute the crown of its head appears

Instruction: "i candy appled my son last week at dereford hospital  i had to push the doctor out of the way to candy apple my newborn" What is the definition of "candy apple"?


candy apple

a sexual act performed when you shove your balls into a female's [hole] while they are on their period

Instruction: "john: hey did you and that hot girl have fun last night? caleb: yeah man, i gave her a giant candy apple" What is the definition of "candy apple"?


candy apple

when you blow off in a girls mouth who refuses to swallow letting the j-bomb envelop the penis leaving a hard candy shell

Instruction: "that chick from el paso didn't swallow leaving me with a candy apple" What is the definition of "candy apple"?


candy apple

the candy apple licking the head of a newborn child the minute the crown of its head appears

Instruction: "i candy appled my son last week at dereford hospital  i had to push the doctor out of the way to candy apple my newborn" What is the definition of "candy apple"?


courtney loved

Context: sally got courtney loved for graduation

the act of getting drunk for important events

Instruction: "sally got courtney loved for graduation" What is the definition of "courtney loved"?


coontie

Context: my coworker is such an evil coontie

someone who is a catty, know-it-all bitch

Instruction: "my coworker is such an evil coontie" What is the definition of "coontie"?


coontie

Instruction: "samit is such a coontie who keeps losing all his money" What is the definition of "coontie"?


Context: hey, did you see that

a cool symbol that is also the last word on urban dictionary

Instruction: "hey, did you see that " What is the definition of ""?


abercrombied

a verb which means having a memory tattooed at the back of your head, just like the abercrombie and fitch logo being tattooed at the back of their shirts

Instruction: "don't worry, the mnemonics are already abercrombied in my head" What is the definition of "abercrombied"?


abercrombied

a verb used to describe the appearance of someone after they have completely altered their wardrobe to contain only articles from abercrombie and fitch

Instruction: "wtf? is that tessa? jesus, she's totally abercrombied now" What is the definition of "abercrombied"?


abercrombied

splattered with paint, in the style popularised by clothing manufacturer/retailer abercrombie & fitch

Instruction: "your jeans are getting a little abercrombied" What is the definition of "abercrombied"?


abercrombied

a verb which means having a memory tattooed at the back of your head, just like the abercrombie and fitch logo being tattooed at the back of their shirts

Instruction: "don't worry, the mnemonics are already abercrombied in my head" What is the definition of "abercrombied"?


abercrombied

a verb used to describe the appearance of someone after they have completely altered their wardrobe to contain only articles from abercrombie and fitch

Instruction: "wtf? is that tessa? jesus, she's totally abercrombied now" What is the definition of "abercrombied"?


abercrombied

splattered with paint, in the style popularised by clothing manufacturer/retailer abercrombie & fitch

Instruction: "your jeans are getting a little abercrombied" What is the definition of "abercrombied"?


chinese rug burn

when you roll someone up in a rug and pour soy sauce and gasoline on them then proceed to set them on fire

Instruction: "yo i set someone on fire with a chinese rug burn" What is the definition of "chinese rug burn"?


finger knuckle

pertaining to the appearance of terry nutkins' hand after an otter called edal bit off his fingers

Instruction: "a crap non-scary animal bit off my fingers, so now i have a finger knuckle" What is the definition of "finger knuckle"?


bickie

Context: harry slots it in the bickie

Instruction: "harry slots it in the bickie" What is the definition of "bickie"?


best foe

someone who is always been an enemy and is the best at being your enemy

Instruction: "you;okay, we can agree on one thing enemy; what you; that you are my best foe enemy; and you are my best foe too you ugly son of a b***h" What is the definition of "best foe"?


catch hand

the hand you don't use while masturbating

Instruction: "mike: oh my god what happened your hand? joe: never mind, its only my catch hand" What is the definition of "catch hand"?


apple pie order

perfect order (from a corruption of the french word nappes pli�es, meaning neatly folded linen)

Instruction: "his apple pie order was just over the top" What is the definition of "apple pie order"?


evildragon

a total retard, who thinks he's need on the internet, although he's not very bright and usually lurks on wow2 since he has no social life

Instruction: "guy 1: hey man, i like fuking camels  guy 2: dude, you're such an evildragon" What is the definition of "evildragon"?


heel torque

when you wake up with morning wood and have to piss

Instruction: "i tried to piss this morning but had heel torque so bad that i pissed all over the back of the toilet and the walls" What is the definition of "heel torque"?


dirty crack

Context: evan really has some mean dirty crack

when you take a poo and u do not whipe good enough and ur crack is still dirtayyy

Instruction: "evan really has some mean dirty crack" What is the definition of "dirty crack"?


blabber mouth

when a person is tossing salad (eating out someone's ass) and the recipient farts into the other person's mouth

Instruction: "tom was eating joe's ass when joe gave tom a blabber mouth" What is the definition of "blabber mouth"?


chantallica

"small boobs and gets boneda girl with tiny tits, hoards alot of cats and loves sex

Instruction: "that chantallica gave me a chocolate dick from all that anal" What is the definition of "chantallica"?


butter cake face

Context: "hey butter cake face

Instruction: ""hey butter cake face" What is the definition of "butter cake face"?


alpha bitch alpha

Context: i'm an alpha bitch alpha girl

the dumb bitches on your dorm room floor who decide to make a fake sorority

Instruction: "i'm an alpha bitch alpha girl" What is the definition of "alpha bitch alpha"?


drives like my ass

a person who makes wide, unsignaled turns

Instruction: "that guy in front of me drives like my ass" What is the definition of "drives like my ass"?


boo birds

Context: the boo birds are out tonight

home team fans at a sporting event who boos one or more members of the home team because of the team playing bad

Instruction: "the boo birds are out tonight" What is the definition of "boo birds"?


jisbon

Context: my otp us jisbon

the best ship in the entire mentalist fandom

Instruction: "my otp us jisbon" What is the definition of "jisbon"?


badonkydonk

Context: wow, what a badonkydonk

honkytonkbadonkydonk is a very long phrase used to say that a woman has a nice ass

Instruction: "wow, what a badonkydonk" What is the definition of "badonkydonk"?


magtheridon

Context: goddamn magtheridon sucks like hell

Instruction: "goddamn magtheridon sucks like hell" What is the definition of "magtheridon"?


saves

Context: gimme saves on that [brown]

the last few tokes of a cigarette before u give it to someelse dying for sum nicotine

Instruction: "gimme saves on that [brown]" What is the definition of "saves"?


plane crash

Instruction: "was she a [wreck]? nah, she wasn't even a [train wreck], she was a fucking plane crash" What is the definition of "plane crash"?


big brown smelly poonalds

Instruction: "as everything else was closed, i had to go to big brown smelly poonalds for dinner" What is the definition of "big brown smelly poonalds"?


gwas

Instruction: "joe: just won a 5v5 clan war on cs trust`: gwas" What is the definition of "gwas"?


gwas

Context: you got owned lololulul gwas

"an online gaming abbreviation for "game was a success", generally used when another clan humiliates another clan

Instruction: "you got owned lololulul gwas" What is the definition of "gwas"?


fatty-bo-batty

Context: holy sh*t thats a fatty-bo-batty

Instruction: "holy sh*t thats a fatty-bo-batty" What is the definition of "fatty-bo-batty"?


call of doody

Instruction: "i was in class when the call of doody came over me" What is the definition of "call of doody"?


kikery

Instruction: "i don't know, i was at the supermarket getting some spaghetti when a cock-mongering car salesman pulled some kikery and now i'm driving in a 1998 dodge neon" What is the definition of "kikery"?


satan's finger

sharp, knife like pain that randomly strikes your asshole, especially at inconvenient times

Instruction: "while talking to my boss about a hoped for promotion, i unexpectedly received satan's finger" What is the definition of "satan's finger"?


rump ranger

Context: sir elton john is a rump ranger

a homosexual male, so called because anal sex is performed from behind

Instruction: "sir elton john is a rump ranger" What is the definition of "rump ranger"?


rump ranger

Context: that damn rump ranger is at it again

Instruction: "that damn rump ranger is at it again" What is the definition of "rump ranger"?


rump ranger

Context: brad is gavin's rump ranger

"the participant who "inserts" himself into his "butt puppet"

Instruction: "brad is gavin's rump ranger" What is the definition of "rump ranger"?


counter culture channel movement

a movement that seeks to establish a tv channel that airs only counter culture shows and news etc

Instruction: "he's in the counter culture channel movement" What is the definition of "counter culture channel movement"?


preference

"a private club for all good "ganter" to happen mostly from "da boiyz"

Instruction: ""hey non, were you at preference last night?  "yeah, it's so much better than priority" What is the definition of "preference"?


bar crack

the touch screen game consoles found (typically on the coutertops) of bars and restaurants

Instruction: "let's take a long lunch at old chicago - they have bar crack at every booth" What is the definition of "bar crack"?


klut

using ones mohawk as a clitoral stimulant

Instruction: "she never called back after joe gave her the klut" What is the definition of "klut"?


klut

a klut is the term for a priest in the ku klux klan

Instruction: "the klut came over to me and explained the religious significance of the cross burning ceremony and the true history of the klan" What is the definition of "klut"?


david blaine

the act of having sex doggie-style & pulling out (seemingly accidentally) @ which point you allow another male to take over, unknown to the recipient

Instruction: "me & nate pulled a david blaine on jennifer the other night" What is the definition of "david blaine"?


david blaine

"a peculiar magician who repeatedly performs abnormal stunts

Instruction: "ex: david blaine is standing on a volcano for a week -- who cares?" What is the definition of "david blaine"?


david blaine

the david blaine is a sexual position where you are having sex with a woman from behind and with out her knowing you let your friend slip in

Instruction: "ricks and i love to pull the david blaine on many girls but they usually don't laugh" What is the definition of "david blaine"?


david blaine

david blaine is a 33 year old man born in brooklyn who makes a living doing a whole lot of nothing

Instruction: "that david blaine treats himself like an organ grinder monkey" What is the definition of "david blaine"?


david blaine

Context: i got a kilo of david blaine

Instruction: "i got a kilo of david blaine" What is the definition of "david blaine"?


meatful

Instruction: "the pepperoni and saussage pizza was meatful" What is the definition of "meatful"?


burakumin

Instruction: "son, that girlfriend of yours is from the burakumin" What is the definition of "burakumin"?


booblord

the deity one prays to for breast related matters

Instruction: "thank the booblord my girlfriend went up a cup-size" What is the definition of "booblord"?


shmayzed

when someone drinks vasts amount of alcohol and smokes a lot of weed with either his friends or at a party

Instruction: "yo dude i got so shmayzed on the weekend" What is the definition of "shmayzed"?


lelani

Context: lelani brakes noses and throws pencils

lelani: is kick ass, and is the reason why nobody can find chuck norris

Instruction: "lelani brakes noses and throws pencils" What is the definition of "lelani"?


hauze

Context: dude, you are such a hauze

Instruction: "dude, you are such a hauze" What is the definition of "hauze"?


therapy dog

a dog you take merely for emotional purposes, to make you feel better

Instruction: "miles broke up with his girlfriend, and he took a therapy dog so he wouldn't feel so lonely all the time" What is the definition of "therapy dog"?


bojko

Context: he is such a bojko

Instruction: "he is such a bojko" What is the definition of "bojko"?


bees' knees

slang that originates from america in the 1920's

Instruction: "try flavored yogurt; it's the bees' knees" What is the definition of "bees' knees"?


guessturbation

the seemingly endless and [indulgent] [media] speculation before an anticipated event, such as [product launches] or [trial verdicts]

Instruction: "before [apple's] [wwdc], the [media] was [climaxing] in guessturbation" What is the definition of "guessturbation"?


bit schlepper

describes a mobile telco (telecommunications company) that is only useful for moving data

Instruction: ""man, my phone company is such a bit schlepper" What is the definition of "bit schlepper"?


sesstulence

Instruction: "c'mon boys, let's go smoke some sesstulence" What is the definition of "sesstulence"?