muffinbutton

a button that when pushed produces a muffin without any real purpose

Instruction: "hey, goku, where'd you get that muffin?  muffinbutton" What is the definition of "muffinbutton"?


dick monger

Instruction: "-hey bro guess who i talked to yesterday? -kim? -yeah, what a dick monger -haha yeah" What is the definition of "dick monger"?


dick monger

the act of rubbing another males penis against your own

Instruction: "dude, scott and i totally tried dick mongling last night and i guess you can call me dick monger now" What is the definition of "dick monger"?


applestle

one who would drink poisoned kool-aid if steve jobs says so

Instruction: "mary, the true applestle that she is, wears a black turtleneck everyday" What is the definition of "applestle"?


beardnick

guys who are generally poor and have beards and flannel shirts with dirty jeans (like a redneck)

Instruction: "that guy who fixed our car was such a beardnick" What is the definition of "beardnick"?


stupe

Context: shut the hell up, you stupe

an individual who is stupid, or has said or done something stupid

Instruction: "shut the hell up, you stupe" What is the definition of "stupe"?


stupe

Context: your poem was so stupe

Instruction: "your poem was so stupe" What is the definition of "stupe"?


stupe

Context: oh god look at him hes stupe

to be stupid or someone doing something stupid

Instruction: "oh god look at him hes stupe" What is the definition of "stupe"?


jipped

Context: he jipped me on these tickets

Instruction: "he jipped me on these tickets" What is the definition of "jipped"?


jipped

Context: man we got jipped

Instruction: "man we got jipped" What is the definition of "jipped"?


goatman

Instruction: "ben: hey ted you know what i want to be when i grow up? ted: goatman" What is the definition of "goatman"?


goatman

Context: i saw the goatman last night

a half-man, half-goat creature that is believed by some to be the result of a usda experiment that went horribly wrong

Instruction: "i saw the goatman last night" What is the definition of "goatman"?


goatman

Instruction: "hide those goats before goatman sees them" What is the definition of "goatman"?


goatman

Context: whatch out guys, its a fucking goatman

a mythological creature that preys on young couples making out in cars, is known to reside in school buildings, churches, and teenagers basements

Instruction: "whatch out guys, its a fucking goatman" What is the definition of "goatman"?


dumpster bag

one who keeps a ton of unnecessary item in there purse or bag

Instruction: "i was searching through joellen purse today and never found the eyeliner, boy she has a dumpster bag" What is the definition of "dumpster bag"?


flusky

n- animal :the cross between a fox, a wolf, and a husky

Instruction: "person: i really wish i had a pet flusky" What is the definition of "flusky"?


flusky

Context: bro you look straight flusky today

a male or female figure who is both husky and fluffy

Instruction: "bro you look straight flusky today" What is the definition of "flusky"?


honda s2000

Instruction: "my honda s2000 looks way better than your gay ass muscle car" What is the definition of "honda s2000"?


honda s2000

a car that has less torque than my huffy

Instruction: "my ford winstar can break the wheels loose easier than my honda s2000 can" What is the definition of "honda s2000"?


honda s2000

Instruction: "person 1: wow, what kind of car is that?  person 2: that's a honda s2000" What is the definition of "honda s2000"?


anal icee

the act of stretching a woman's (or man's) ass cheeks, revealing their asshole and shoving ice cubes in their ass

Instruction: "last night, tommy made me a great anal icee (;" What is the definition of "anal icee"?


aynour

Context: that aynour is a hell of a girl

Instruction: "that aynour is a hell of a girl" What is the definition of "aynour"?


adetola

Context: my name is adetola

nigerian unisex name, used by the yoruba tribe meaning/definition: crown is up to wealth  ade means crown tola mean up to wealth

Instruction: "my name is adetola" What is the definition of "adetola"?


jelly fish

Instruction: "telling your buddy not to slip on your jelly fish when he showers" What is the definition of "jelly fish"?


barnyard frisbee

a game played in a barnyard or a cow pasture, wherein participants hurl dessicated cow pies

Instruction: "linda mae always beats homer bob when they play barnyard frisbee" What is the definition of "barnyard frisbee"?


ass ninjas

an elite group of ninjas that discretely enters homes and rapes the shit out of whatever is living in them

Instruction: "last night ass ninjas broke into my house and raped me" What is the definition of "ass ninjas"?


ass ninjas

an elite group of ninjas that discretely enters homes and rapes the shit out of whatever is living in them

Instruction: "last night ass ninjas broke into my house and raped me" What is the definition of "ass ninjas"?


charleston chew

a long, fluffy marshmallow filled candy bar which slim shady would be crazy enough to choke you to death with

Instruction: "and i'm still loco enough to choke you to death with a charleston chew - eminem (forgot about dre)" What is the definition of "charleston chew"?


charleston chew

Instruction: "i can't believe she ate a friggin' charleston chew" What is the definition of "charleston chew"?


charleston chew

to pull a woman's lower lip out and bust your load in it

Instruction: ""guy 1 - "so what did you end up doing with that girl last night?"  guy 2 - "she let me give her a charleston chew" What is the definition of "charleston chew"?


charleston chew

when you make the bitch put plastic wrap around her mouth, then take a shit and make her chew the shit through the plastic

Instruction: "tasteless, but smells like a charleston chew" What is the definition of "charleston chew"?


skunk stripe

when your first gray hairs are in a small patch right on the front of your head

Instruction: "cassie decided to dye her skunk stripe hot pink to say the hell with getting older" What is the definition of "skunk stripe"?


skunk stripe

whilst dumping a 2 foot log in a public toilet, the gently log gets jammed on the bottom of the toilet

Instruction: "jason stopped at esso for a quick dump and got a skunk stripe for his troubles" What is the definition of "skunk stripe"?


skunk stripe

when you blow your load and leave a line of jizz in someone's hair

Instruction: "she dipped her head as i blew my load and i gave her a skunk stripe" What is the definition of "skunk stripe"?


skunk stripe

when a trail of food or substance that looks like cum is dribbled down the front of your shirt in a striped fashion

Instruction: "guy: hey, who have you been sucking to get that skunk stripe down the front of your shirt" What is the definition of "skunk stripe"?


skunk stripe

when you get a tan or a burn on your back, and down the middle of your back there is no tan/burn visible

Instruction: "meghan got burnt on her back today but because of the suit she was wearing she has a skunk stripe" What is the definition of "skunk stripe"?


skunk stripe

a streak of poop residue down the center of a toilet bowl left by a careless [flush walker]that looks like a (insert poop color) stripe

Instruction: "i was about to take a piss, when i look down and see a damn skunk stripe" What is the definition of "skunk stripe"?


a schneider mustache

"a thin stream of semen shot across a woman's upper lip, resembling the pencil-thin mustache worn by superintendent/handyman schneider on the tv show "one day at a time"

Instruction: "my girlfriend was going down on me and turned her head at the last minute, and i gave her a schneider mustache" What is the definition of "a schneider mustache"?


cunny bunny

a slutty lesbian who jumps around from cunt to cunt

Instruction: "m: dude, my ex turned out to be a cunny bunny c: hot" What is the definition of "cunny bunny"?


bcbb

Instruction: "muffin wasn't interested in dating j, but was interested in some bcbb" What is the definition of "bcbb"?


ball pein hammer

Instruction: "ralph's spandex shorts gave him ball pein hammer" What is the definition of "ball pein hammer"?


bratek

"to be so white that you slowly become the ghettoist perosn on the planet

Instruction: ""jack mannion looks like bratek  bratek stop boning  "you smell like aids" - bratek"" What is the definition of "bratek"?


Context: - ellie and annie type: 3aw

Instruction: "- ellie and annie type: 3aw" What is the definition of "3aw"?


hmfu

Context: hmfu while i tie my shoe

Instruction: "hmfu while i tie my shoe" What is the definition of "hmfu"?


broxed out

Instruction: "john was going to come to the club but he broxed out" What is the definition of "broxed out"?


smell the swell

knowing that you will get drunk tonight and sometime over the course of the night you will fall and break a bone aka smelling the swell

Instruction: "after having a couple shot, rachel could smell the swell" What is the definition of "smell the swell"?


googleplex

Context: welcome to the googleplex

the google company headquarters, which is located at 1600 amphitheatre parkway in mountain view, santa clara county, california

Instruction: "welcome to the googleplex" What is the definition of "googleplex"?


googleplex

"a common misspelling of "[googolplex]", which is the number represented by a 1 followed by a [googol] zeros

Instruction: "your mom is so fat, she weighs nearly a googleplex pounds" What is the definition of "googleplex"?


googleplex

"a ridiculously, obscenely huge number which is so vastly, mind-boggling big that you should probably don protective gear before evoking it

Instruction: "there is not a googleplex of anything in the known universe or any other universe" What is the definition of "googleplex"?


googleplex

a combination of 2 words that returns only 1 search result from google

Instruction: "spiros: dude what did you do last night?  john: i spent the night trying to find a googleplex" What is the definition of "googleplex"?


googleplex

the cinema complex often frequented by bart simpson & friends, springfield usa

Instruction: "the 'itchy and scratchy' movie is at the googleplex for 3 weeks" What is the definition of "googleplex"?


googleplex

the complex a programmer gets when measuring their own work against the work of google

Instruction: "after looking at google calendar, i'm getting a bit of a googleplex" What is the definition of "googleplex"?


googleplex

"the act of googling "google"  from the number, googolplex, which is 10 to the power of googol"

Instruction: "i like to googleplex every once in a while, just for fun" What is the definition of "googleplex"?


death eater

a nerd word used by all the nerds who read all the harry potter books wearing glasses and scars

Instruction: "billy: did you see that death eater go by? *snort* joe: yeah, he made me wet my whitey-tighties" What is the definition of "death eater"?


asocks

Context: dude we suck compared to asocks

Instruction: "dude we suck compared to asocks" What is the definition of "asocks"?


krupic

Context: oh look at that krupic

Instruction: "oh look at that krupic" What is the definition of "krupic"?


black power

Context: my plantation uses black power

the act of using black people as a power source for something, usually gang violence, drug pushing, or plantations

Instruction: "my plantation uses black power" What is the definition of "black power"?


black power

a joke that makes black people feel good

Instruction: "black power dosnt exist there all [soft] janitors" What is the definition of "black power"?


black power

Context: black power

slogan of choice by arrogant, unintelligent, or racist niggers

Instruction: "black power" What is the definition of "black power"?


black power

a term for a girl who has had an entire fist in her vagina by a african american

Instruction: "maddie mitchell: he totally pulled a black power on my pussy last night" What is the definition of "black power"?


cross-hammock blowie

when the guy is on top of the hammock facing down, and the chick is underneath facing up giving a blowjob

Instruction: "mariah gave greg a cross-hammock blowie the other night" What is the definition of "cross-hammock blowie"?


dallas steamer

the act of riding your partner like a horse, or a bull, while taking a shit on their back

Instruction: "after a long day at the rodeo, jim headed home to give his wife a dallas steamer" What is the definition of "dallas steamer"?


blobzows

Context: thats totally blobzows

Instruction: "thats totally blobzows" What is the definition of "blobzows"?


kanai

Instruction: "mom: are you guys still friends? me: no, she's acting like a kanai" What is the definition of "kanai"?


arab eyeballs

"sexual act similar to a [teabag] , in this case lowering you [sack] or testicles over you partners face and positioning them over the eyes thus giving them "hairy eyeballs""

Instruction: "shes so easy i could give her arab eyeballs , i gave her arab eyeballs last night" What is the definition of "arab eyeballs"?


big sauk

Context: big sauk hitting hard in the club

Instruction: "big sauk hitting hard in the club" What is the definition of "big sauk"?


cuchiwoochi

a nick name for my beautifull princess , my love

Instruction: "my hunny bunny cuchiwoochi treasure my love is sick" What is the definition of "cuchiwoochi"?


bisit

engineering company that participated in inventing the [word]internet

Instruction: "hey look there is that ultra cool bisit invention" What is the definition of "bisit"?


kervyn

Instruction: "you see that kid playing beethovens fifth? he's just so kervyn" What is the definition of "kervyn"?


crank cankers

Context: bitch gave me crank cankers

Instruction: "bitch gave me crank cankers" What is the definition of "crank cankers"?


frosted tip

the majestically art of a male ejaculating into a females mouth

Instruction: "joe got a frosted tip at beach bash from a freshman transvestite" What is the definition of "frosted tip"?


bailey raulerson

the most amazing looking girl who can be shorter than 5 foot and still turn heads

Instruction: "bailey raulerson is david ovitt's girlfriend" What is the definition of "bailey raulerson"?


cunt cheese

Context: that cunt cheese smells like shit

a nasty, smelly, substance that gathers inside of an unclean vagina

Instruction: "that cunt cheese smells like shit" What is the definition of "cunt cheese"?


cunt cheese

Context: "that cunt cheese smells like shit

"a nasty, smelly, substance that gathers inside of an unclean vagina

Instruction: ""that cunt cheese smells like shit" What is the definition of "cunt cheese"?


cunt cheese

a nasty, smelly, substance that gathers inside of an unclean vagina

Instruction: "chantal gravelle has lots of cunt cheese" What is the definition of "cunt cheese"?


cunt cheese

every young lad must venture out on a journey to find himself in this world

Instruction: "you can smell her cunt cheese from a mile away" What is the definition of "cunt cheese"?


figureskater frustration

a man dressed in gold sequins working intimately with a hot girl in various compromisingly close positions remeniscent of kama sutra poses involving friction between silky tight clothing

Instruction: "donny's got figureskater frustration because tamara and her big juggies keeps pressing into his back while they work on the corporate spreadsheet" What is the definition of "figureskater frustration"?


bbtru

Context: guy: guuuuuurl, you my bbtru

Instruction: "guy: guuuuuurl, you my bbtru" What is the definition of "bbtru"?


chawnkey

Context: man that tortilla was chawnkey

the word is chawnkey and is used in all places,  to describe cold hard insults, or loving embraces

Instruction: "man that tortilla was chawnkey" What is the definition of "chawnkey"?


hooch kooch

Context: 1) i'm getting some hooch kooch

Instruction: "1) i'm getting some hooch kooch" What is the definition of "hooch kooch"?


headlight fluid

something that you send a newbie to go get when you don't want them around or are initiating them, ususally into a club or group

Instruction: "hey rookie, go get some headlight fluid and elbow grease at the store" What is the definition of "headlight fluid"?


headlight fluid

the sweat origaniating from a female's breast, usually during sex

Instruction: "man she was soaked in headlight fluid last night" What is the definition of "headlight fluid"?


bowcaster

Context: look out, bowcaster

a warrior known to cast solid spells from his spell casted bow

Instruction: "look out, bowcaster" What is the definition of "bowcaster"?


cats paw

Context: your such a cats paw to everyone

Instruction: "your such a cats paw to everyone" What is the definition of "cats paw"?


butt full

when you are fed up with any situation and had enough

Instruction: "i have had a butt full of dealing with this situtation" What is the definition of "butt full"?


backplace

the point at which you know you made a typo and must decide whether to backspace or hope autocorrect catches it

Instruction: ""liam hit the backplace at "extero" didn't want to risk whether autocorrect would know he wanted "extraordinary"" What is the definition of "backplace"?


eskimo pie

when a man ejaculates in a females vagina whilst she is having an orgasm then licks the resultant moon cheese out

Instruction: "wow, it sure is hot today, i'd sure love an eskimo pie" What is the definition of "eskimo pie"?


eskimo pie

"an alaska natives "woman parts, va jj, punany"

Instruction: "im going north to alaska to get me some real eskimo pie" What is the definition of "eskimo pie"?


eskimo pie

to deficate in a toilet then ejaculate on top and not flush

Instruction: "don't go in there, some one layed an eskimo pie" What is the definition of "eskimo pie"?


eskimo pie

when a man ejaculates in a females vagina whilst she is having an orgasm then licks the resultant moon cheese out

Instruction: "wow, it sure is hot today, i'd sure love an eskimo pie" What is the definition of "eskimo pie"?


eskimo pie

"an alaska natives "woman parts, va jj, punany"

Instruction: "im going north to alaska to get me some real eskimo pie" What is the definition of "eskimo pie"?


eskimo pie

to deficate in a toilet then ejaculate on top and not flush

Instruction: "don't go in there, some one layed an eskimo pie" What is the definition of "eskimo pie"?


maisey

Context: everyone loves maisey

Instruction: "everyone loves maisey" What is the definition of "maisey"?


maisey

Context: maisey is thee bomb

a beautiful girl who will always help a friend out

Instruction: "maisey is thee bomb" What is the definition of "maisey"?


cpsm

Context: cpsm

Instruction: "cpsm" What is the definition of "cpsm"?


botch club

"derived from the spanish "el club de botch"  a state of being in an organization dedicated to those who complain too much and get on other people's nerves"

Instruction: "she's so damn annoying she has a lifetime membership to the botch club waiting" What is the definition of "botch club"?


flukump

the soud of liquid being poured very rapidly out of a container such as aluminum or glass bottle

Instruction: "did you see how fast he chugged that beer? it sounded like flukump, flukump, flukump" What is the definition of "flukump"?


blasting ass

Instruction: "holy shit that guy in that '69 chevelle is blasting ass" What is the definition of "blasting ass"?


blasting ass

Instruction: "john and dana wound up blasting ass last night" What is the definition of "blasting ass"?


fry-locked

inability to cook any other way but frying!!

Instruction: "health nut judy was reluctant to eat at dewayne's, because she knew he was fry-locked" What is the definition of "fry-locked"?


cumstellation

when a man ejaculates onto a female, creating an intricate web of semen that connects moles and/or freckles, which in turn resembles a grouping of celestial bodies (a constellation)

Instruction: "i blew my load on shanon's chest last night and it kinda resembled the cumstellation cassiopeia" What is the definition of "cumstellation"?


trifling

adj, used to describe a deceitful manipulative person or action

Instruction: "did you hear how he caught her in bed with another guy? that girl is trifling" What is the definition of "trifling"?


trifling

trifling  to be 'trifled'  a variation of rape whereby the attacker conseals his/her visual identity by squirting squirty cream into his/her victims eyes before forced penetration

Instruction: "26 year old woman suffered severe case of trifling on her way home from work" What is the definition of "trifling"?


trifling

Context: she is so trifling

Instruction: "she is so trifling" What is the definition of "trifling"?


trifling

someone who hollers at other chicks on myspace when they have a girlfriend, someone who likes to do sneaky things and is pathetic

Instruction: "that dude is pretty trifling for trying to cheat on his girlfriend so many times" What is the definition of "trifling"?


trifling

Instruction: "did that bitch just eat a shit sandwich or something because her breath was trifling" What is the definition of "trifling"?


trifling

throwing trifles out of car windows at unsuspecting passers by eg

Instruction: "fancy going trifling this afternoon? that trifling sesh was brilliant" What is the definition of "trifling"?


bowel conquistador

Context: god youre such a bowel conquistador

a gay man, especially of latin american decent

Instruction: "god youre such a bowel conquistador" What is the definition of "bowel conquistador"?


buxless

Instruction: "dude this harry and the potters concert is totally buxless" What is the definition of "buxless"?


bob barr

Context: person 1: are you voting for bob barr

republican who voted for the patriot act and the war in iraq

Instruction: "person 1: are you voting for bob barr" What is the definition of "bob barr"?


clickology

the keystrokes that are used to work within a particular software application

Instruction: "they gave us one hour session on the clickology of the new web designer that is being implemented" What is the definition of "clickology"?


clamidia

Instruction: "my daughter clamidia has the most beautiful name in the world" What is the definition of "clamidia"?


clamidia

Instruction: "such as lacie has clamidia cuz shes a nasty hoe" What is the definition of "clamidia"?


bend over

Context: bend over [bitch]

a term used sexually meaning to get ready to be [fucked]  usually used by a male to a female

Instruction: "bend over [bitch]" What is the definition of "bend over"?


akoni

Context: that akoni person

Instruction: "that akoni person" What is the definition of "akoni"?


fucking screener

humans who can't stop fucking with, texting/looking at, their smart phone screen

Instruction: "[texting] while walking the fucking screener landed a [face plant] off the curb he could not see" What is the definition of "fucking screener"?


daced

Context: man i daced you, or dude you got daced

to be screwed or killed in a fashion that really sucks

Instruction: "man i daced you, or dude you got daced" What is the definition of "daced"?


beduzzled

Context: your hair is so beduzzled

making something seem outrageous! or crazy!

Instruction: "your hair is so beduzzled" What is the definition of "beduzzled"?


fart kiss

when you fart into another persons mouth, then that other person blows it back into your mouth

Instruction: "while i was getting rimmed last night i accidentally busted a fart in my girls mouth, to my surprise she was cool with it and gave me a fart kiss" What is the definition of "fart kiss"?


bikers cake

Instruction: "bikers cake uses    girl wears it to beach and has sex with the guy that is first to discover it is not a cloth suit" What is the definition of "bikers cake"?


basra

an exclamation of hate towards anyone or anything

Instruction: "you've had a really bad day, you go on facebook and post a status saying 'basra'  someone says their boyfriend just dumped them, you shout ' 'that basra" What is the definition of "basra"?


sweetie momma

what a younger guy calls his older 'lady' - hopefully meant affectionately!!

Instruction: "hey, you're my one and only sweetie momma" What is the definition of "sweetie momma"?


elfish

1)wrong way to spell elvish 2)spainish (el fish)

Instruction: "get your el fish away from me  that el fish is very elfish" What is the definition of "elfish"?


elfish

Context: such elfish pranks are downright silly

Instruction: "such elfish pranks are downright silly" What is the definition of "elfish"?


marmalade

Instruction: "what's the difference between jam and marmalade? you can't marmalade your cock in a girls ass" What is the definition of "marmalade"?


marmalade

"a new fresh term invented to replace the boring old word 'to jam'

Instruction: ""what do you want to do tonight? "let's marmalade" What is the definition of "marmalade"?


marmalade

Context: my boyfriend is marmalade

a term for a person to indicate they are everything

Instruction: "my boyfriend is marmalade" What is the definition of "marmalade"?


marmalade

the natural lubricant of the anus, designed to enable shit to slide out more easily but which also facilitates the insertion of golf balls

Instruction: "i was holding in a shit all last period but it turned out to just be a huge fart, however i wiped anyway in case some marmalade had come out" What is the definition of "marmalade"?


marmalade

aside from being a popular breakfast condiment, marmalade is used to describe something approved by a person or alternatively, if no other word seems appropriate, marmalade can be used

Instruction: ""what did he give you?  "um just some marmalade" What is the definition of "marmalade"?


marmalade

Context: she's like orange marmalade

nickname for a girl that has red to red-orange hair, who's very sweet, but spunky, like orange marmalade

Instruction: "she's like orange marmalade" What is the definition of "marmalade"?


marmalade

Instruction: "i saw a bum shooting marmalade into his toe" What is the definition of "marmalade"?


clump crusher

it's when a guy cums in a girls eye lashes, and she has to comb out it with her mascara

Instruction: "hey dude, i came in this girl's eye last night, and she pulled a clump crusher on me" What is the definition of "clump crusher"?


bookshovel

Context: john is a bookshovel

a person to para-phrases the contents of a book in writing

Instruction: "john is a bookshovel" What is the definition of "bookshovel"?


kim jong un

Context: kim jong un is a fat little boy scout

"the little fat boy from the movie "up""

Instruction: "kim jong un is a fat little boy scout" What is the definition of "kim jong un"?


kim jong un

psychopathic wmd wielding rich jetpack-[midget], obsessed with power and major control freak

Instruction: "run, it's kim jong un and he has a nuke-launching minigun" What is the definition of "kim jong un"?


Context: wow chris, you're such an 8-pi

a person who shares his annoying life to the world and constantly harasses the innocent with epidsodes of his/her pathetic excuse for a life

Instruction: "wow chris, you're such an 8-pi" What is the definition of "8-pi"?


Context: wow chris, you're such an 8-pi

a person who shares his annoying life to the world and constantly harasses the innocent with epidsodes of his/her pathetic excuse for a life

Instruction: "wow chris, you're such an 8-pi" What is the definition of "8-pi"?


altgeld

the state of mind one enters just prior to admitting to oneself that he or she is in fact a douche bag

Instruction: "just before brad crashed on his rollerblades he was in a state of altgeld" What is the definition of "altgeld"?


blood boarded

"during the act of oral sex or "eating out" your girl her period starts and you start getting that drowning feeling

Instruction: "i was totally going down on my girl when i started getting blood boarded and had flash backs of guantanamo" What is the definition of "blood boarded"?


bum nugget

Instruction: ""smithy you big fat bum nugget  "eeew you dropped a bum nugget in my soup" What is the definition of "bum nugget"?


bum nugget

a bum nugget is a small piece off poo around your butt hole, created from wiping excess skid marks after you have taken a number 2

Instruction: "i was banging this hot chick doggy style and could see a bum nugget around her butt hole" What is the definition of "bum nugget"?


bleaux

Instruction: "tigers bleaux (tigers blow), lsu can bleaux me (blow me), etc" What is the definition of "bleaux"?


ass master

someone who is know it all of all things to do with ass

Instruction: "he thinks he's the ass master but he knows nothing about it" What is the definition of "ass master"?


ass master

you and/or one or more of your gay little buddies, that like to give/take it up the ass regularly

Instruction: "damn son, you showed him who the ass master around here is" What is the definition of "ass master"?


ass master

ok, well u know when u're walking in the shops, or just just walkin in general, with lots of people around

Instruction: "there's an ass master behind us, lets let him pass" What is the definition of "ass master"?


ass master

(slang) one who is master of all things ass-related

Instruction: "my boss is being such an ass master today" What is the definition of "ass master"?


ass master

someone who is know it all of all things to do with ass

Instruction: "he thinks he's the ass master but he knows nothing about it" What is the definition of "ass master"?


ass master

you and/or one or more of your gay little buddies, that like to give/take it up the ass regularly

Instruction: "damn son, you showed him who the ass master around here is" What is the definition of "ass master"?


ass master

ok, well u know when u're walking in the shops, or just just walkin in general, with lots of people around

Instruction: "there's an ass master behind us, lets let him pass" What is the definition of "ass master"?


ass master

(slang) one who is master of all things ass-related

Instruction: "my boss is being such an ass master today" What is the definition of "ass master"?


ass master

someone who is know it all of all things to do with ass

Instruction: "he thinks he's the ass master but he knows nothing about it" What is the definition of "ass master"?


ass master

you and/or one or more of your gay little buddies, that like to give/take it up the ass regularly

Instruction: "damn son, you showed him who the ass master around here is" What is the definition of "ass master"?


ass master

ok, well u know when u're walking in the shops, or just just walkin in general, with lots of people around

Instruction: "there's an ass master behind us, lets let him pass" What is the definition of "ass master"?


ass master

(slang) one who is master of all things ass-related

Instruction: "my boss is being such an ass master today" What is the definition of "ass master"?


ass master

someone who is know it all of all things to do with ass

Instruction: "he thinks he's the ass master but he knows nothing about it" What is the definition of "ass master"?


ass master

you and/or one or more of your gay little buddies, that like to give/take it up the ass regularly

Instruction: "damn son, you showed him who the ass master around here is" What is the definition of "ass master"?


ass master

ok, well u know when u're walking in the shops, or just just walkin in general, with lots of people around

Instruction: "there's an ass master behind us, lets let him pass" What is the definition of "ass master"?


ass master

(slang) one who is master of all things ass-related

Instruction: "my boss is being such an ass master today" What is the definition of "ass master"?


brimblex

a period of time, either vividly remembered or forgotten about

Instruction: ""my high school years were just a big brimblex" What is the definition of "brimblex"?


blumpkinoscopy

Context: man : i'm here for my blumpkinoscopy

is when a man over the age of 30 gets a colonoscopy and recieves a blow job during the process

Instruction: "man : i'm here for my blumpkinoscopy" What is the definition of "blumpkinoscopy"?


black tuesday

the very first level in [modern warfare 3]

Instruction: "i will play black tuesday when i return home" What is the definition of "black tuesday"?


black tuesday

4 days after every friday when the black people have already spent all of their welfare checks, and complain about economic downturn

Instruction: "hey man you got money for some md 20/20?  nah man is black tuesday" What is the definition of "black tuesday"?


black tuesday

november second, 2004-- the day america's democracy died

Instruction: "due to massive voter suppression and electoral fraud, [bushler] stole the election on black tuesday" What is the definition of "black tuesday"?


black tuesday

something completely void of humor  a) the upn sitcom line-up  b) the 1929 stock market crash that began the great depression

Instruction: "i had to get really drunk to find anything funny about black tuesday" What is the definition of "black tuesday"?


hitch hiker

"hitch hiker - the act of defecating in an individuals traveling instruments

Instruction: ""he upper decked me, so i gave him a hitch hiker  "i woke up in the back seat to his girlfriend giving him [road head]" What is the definition of "hitch hiker"?


dudester

"a derogatory term for the joker that manages to squeeze "dude" into every other sentence, also known as a "dude man"

Instruction: ""if i hear that dudester say "dude" one more time i'm going to beat him with a sack full of dead kittens" What is the definition of "dudester"?


ass pee

noun: a kind of [diarrhea] that makes a squirt sound as it comes out

Instruction: "aw man, i gotta go home and take an ass pee" What is the definition of "ass pee"?


ass pee

a kind of defecation in which the fecal matter is nearly 100% liquid, and exits the anus much like urine

Instruction: "i thought that was going to be a normal shit, but when i sat down on the toilet, it was ass pee" What is the definition of "ass pee"?


ass pee

Context: that chili dog gave me ass pee

Instruction: "that chili dog gave me ass pee" What is the definition of "ass pee"?


ass pee

the stream of liquid fecal matter that is extruded from your anus after eating massive quantities of over-salted food

Instruction: "man, that meal was delicious, but so salty that i'm going to ass pee all fucking night" What is the definition of "ass pee"?


anton time

"the act of taking time to smoke a much needed bong

Instruction: "you worry too much about everything, have a seat and take a little anton time" What is the definition of "anton time"?


an excellent digital 'linear' synthesizer from the late eighties, made by roland

Instruction: "value of a used d5 is about a hundred dollars" What is the definition of "d5"?


Context: dude you're a d5

Instruction: "dude you're a d5" What is the definition of "d5"?


Context: omg did you hear what that d5 done

someone who cums in their own face and swallows, sticks cumcumbers/egg plants up their arse, uses electric toothbrushes on their nob and is a generally disgusting person :)

Instruction: "omg did you hear what that d5 done" What is the definition of "d5"?


c note

Context: i wish i had a c note in my wallet

Instruction: "i wish i had a c note in my wallet" What is the definition of "c note"?


c note

Context: i wish i had a c note in my wallet

Instruction: "i wish i had a c note in my wallet" What is the definition of "c note"?


black and gold

"the spirit colors of what seems like 50% of schools in the united states, both public and private

Instruction: "person one: i play for the home of the black and gold" What is the definition of "black and gold"?


fatassalbright

a rotund whore normally found in the third stall of the ladies room sleeping, masturbating, shooting heroin or her favorite sucking jeromes balls

Instruction: "hey kevin, did you see were the fatassalbright went? yes, she is in third stall" What is the definition of "fatassalbright"?


barrnie

the action of throwing bologna on a bound person for erotic pleasure

Instruction: "when we get home i'm gonna barrnie you all night" What is the definition of "barrnie"?


cayli jones

Context: you reminf me of cayli jones

a really cool girl who is the brother of (chris jones)

Instruction: "you reminf me of cayli jones" What is the definition of "cayli jones"?


childism

philosophy of cooking based on teachings and instructions of julia child

Instruction: "i follow a diet consistent with childism" What is the definition of "childism"?


bunghole chills

when something grosses you out so much that you get chills up your butthole

Instruction: "seeing that kid play with her loose tooth gave me bunghole chills" What is the definition of "bunghole chills"?


doppelbang

Context: ‘jack prefers to doppelbang

Instruction: "‘jack prefers to doppelbang" What is the definition of "doppelbang"?


ass gas

Context: dude, you smell like ass gas

Instruction: "dude, you smell like ass gas" What is the definition of "ass gas"?


ass gas

term my grandmother used to refer to farts that have been both squashed and amplified by sitting in a leather reclinign chair during the release

Instruction: "if it wasn't my grandmother, i would have told the supplier of the ass gas to drop dead in an effort to shut their asshole" What is the definition of "ass gas"?


burrito butt

a gaylord thats had to much ass action, so much that his asshole looks like a burrito, possibly he needs to wear a jam rag to hold his dinner in!!

Instruction: "he's had one fisting too many, just look at his burrito butt" What is the definition of "burrito butt"?


burrito butt

a gaylord thats had to much ass action, so much that his asshole looks like a burrito, possibly he needs to wear a jam rag to hold his dinner in!!

Instruction: "he's had one fisting too many, just look at his burrito butt" What is the definition of "burrito butt"?


feet money

the third tier of hip-hop affluence, an exhibition of wealth using a music video medium

Instruction: "50 cent achieved feet money status with his video 'i get money'" What is the definition of "feet money"?


hard out

"can also be said as just "hard"  meaning to agree with what someone is saying with enthusiasm

Instruction: "#1 -are you going to the party next week?? #2 - hard out" What is the definition of "hard out"?


hard out

Instruction: "bro, that (insert event, song or whatever here) was hard out" What is the definition of "hard out"?


hard out

Context: *guy 1 sees a hectic rig* hard out

"whilst many manifestations and variations have been used of this term, this definition deals with the term's rise to power and prominence within the bally community

Instruction: "*guy 1 sees a hectic rig* hard out" What is the definition of "hard out"?


slow as dick

Context: yo man, your car is slow as dick

when something is slower then a 80 year old man's dick getting hard

Instruction: "yo man, your car is slow as dick" What is the definition of "slow as dick"?


assmolotty

(adjective, noun, verb) having round & ample buttocks

Instruction: "we should call her assmolotty because she got more ass than she got body" What is the definition of "assmolotty"?


chow blister

a mainly military term refering to a pot belly or gut

Instruction: "after twenty years in the army the only thing he had to show for it was a chow blister from eating all day while the marines are working their asses off" What is the definition of "chow blister"?


aygoo

aygoo is a korean phrase which has the same affect as ugg

Instruction: "aygoo your so dumb you didnt know what aygoo is" What is the definition of "aygoo"?


barking turtle

(noun) a [fart] that creates a rapid, snapping noise as it is expelled

Instruction: "dick: what in the hell was that?   jane: it was a barking turtle" What is the definition of "barking turtle"?


barking turtle

"noun: a loud popping fart that is accompanied by a "turtle" or turd poking its head out each time air escapes

Instruction: "i hurried to the bathroom to release my barking turtle back into the pond" What is the definition of "barking turtle"?


barking turtle

(noun) a [fart] that creates a rapid, snapping noise as it is expelled

Instruction: "dick: what in the hell was that?   jane: it was a barking turtle" What is the definition of "barking turtle"?


barking turtle

"noun: a loud popping fart that is accompanied by a "turtle" or turd poking its head out each time air escapes

Instruction: "i hurried to the bathroom to release my barking turtle back into the pond" What is the definition of "barking turtle"?


connect a helmet

when they mess up your circumcision and you have a piece of skin connecting your fore skin and the tip of your penis, you now have a connect a helmet

Instruction: "they butchered my peen so i now have a connect a helmet" What is the definition of "connect a helmet"?


dark-thirty

the thirty minutes before nightfall, or the thirty minutes after night falls

Instruction: "i told david the party starts at dark-thirty" What is the definition of "dark-thirty"?


dark-thirty

the hour of the day that it becomes dark so it could be a half hour before or a half hour after it gets dark

Instruction: "i told bobby and jonny boy to be at my house to suck some little dick at dark-thirty" What is the definition of "dark-thirty"?


dark-thirty

Instruction: "we have to go, we have pt (physical training)at 0' dark-thirty" What is the definition of "dark-thirty"?


back canal

another definition for the butt, usually in relation to anal sex as an alternative sex route

Instruction: "kyle's girlfriend wouldn't let him do the deed proper, so he had to take the back canal" What is the definition of "back canal"?


cork-popper

someone who drinks at least three wine bottles a day

Instruction: "he goes to parties everyday and is a drunk and loves wine, so he is a cork-popper" What is the definition of "cork-popper"?


makay

Instruction: "omg yea he's so get er done tastic he's a makay" What is the definition of "makay"?


makay

basically saying something like 'im okay', but it comes out fast

Instruction: "mom: sweetheart you okay? you: makay mom" What is the definition of "makay"?


bubbleful

Instruction: "paige's beautiful eyes lit up when she saw the bubbleful field of bubbles" What is the definition of "bubbleful"?


barefooter

one who loves to have bare feet everywhere

Instruction: "i know this girl who's a barefooter for sure" What is the definition of "barefooter"?


barefooter

Instruction: "alex (to woman): hey, are you a barefooter too?  woman: yes i am" What is the definition of "barefooter"?


dream eraser

the means by which thoughts are fleeting

Instruction: "his dream eraser made it so he exhibited confirmation bias about the situation" What is the definition of "dream eraser"?


pain au chocolat

Instruction: "guy 1: hey what did you do with that girl last night? guy 2: i gave her the pain au chocolat and she did not like it" What is the definition of "pain au chocolat"?


blurch

a belch that brings a small amount of stomach acid into the throat, stopping just short of becoming vomit

Instruction: "i can't eat taco bell food; it makes me blurch" What is the definition of "blurch"?


bizznach

Context: fuck you bizznach

comes from the word bich or female dog, mostly used as a insult or refer to someone who is a bich

Instruction: "fuck you bizznach" What is the definition of "bizznach"?


banana falafel

when a man places a banana inside the bellybutton of a woman, and then drapes a falafel over it in a blanket like way

Instruction: "girl: i think we should try a banana falafel next boy: alright, i'll get the banana, you get the falafel" What is the definition of "banana falafel"?


boss punch

when bruce springsteen slid into the camera with his balls, during the super bowl half time show

Instruction: "the next time that jerk tries to grab my belt buckle, i am going to totally boss punch him in the ass" What is the definition of "boss punch"?


bumful

Instruction: "tonight, i'm going to give cate a bumful of cock" What is the definition of "bumful"?


g.b

Instruction: "person #1: i went to the moon yesterday  person#2: your a g.b" What is the definition of "g.b"?


ruse

Context: i don't appreciate your ruse ma'am

Instruction: "i don't appreciate your ruse ma'am" What is the definition of "ruse"?


ruse

"short for "[james ruse] agricultural high school"

Instruction: "common myths:  o ruse students have never had a relationship" What is the definition of "ruse"?


ruse

"ruse trickery of the mind trickery of the [soul mind]  a trick, a stratagm, crafty fake (rooze or roose, like loose) a person can be called a "ruse""

Instruction: "they just ruse up the bus,  they just ruse up the joint" What is the definition of "ruse"?


dirty shots

a dirty shot is similar to a normal shot of alchohol but involves mixing things together which should not normally be consumed at the same time

Instruction: "i was being plied with dirty shots last night, i was completely wasted and even had a vodka and actimel one" What is the definition of "dirty shots"?


2nd born

where a man gives anal to a woman while there is already a sex toy inside the anus(usually a dildo or vibrator)

Instruction: "man, getting 2nd born is a little bit of allright" What is the definition of "2nd born"?


dundus

the patois word (jamaica) for a person with albinism

Instruction: "bwai, a man like peter yellow and yellowman just set the bar high for any deejay whether dundus or not" What is the definition of "dundus"?


dundus

Context: nelson is a dundus

Instruction: "nelson is a dundus" What is the definition of "dundus"?


dundus

Instruction: "keef, how you let sibs [bump] you like that? what a dundus" What is the definition of "dundus"?


spiff

a bonus payment for closing a sale or making a deal go through

Instruction: "you just sold a $5000 diamond ring?  you're gonna get some sweet spiff on that" What is the definition of "spiff"?


spiff

Context: spaceman spiff

Instruction: "spaceman spiff" What is the definition of "spiff"?


spiff

Context: is all about that spiff doe

Instruction: "is all about that spiff doe" What is the definition of "spiff"?


spiff

Context: you are, the great spiff

the center of all lameness, in the universe

Instruction: "you are, the great spiff" What is the definition of "spiff"?


spiff

Context: dude your car is spiff to the max

a shortened version of the 1950's style word spiffy

Instruction: "dude your car is spiff to the max" What is the definition of "spiff"?


after dark

usually meaning nudity, or other sexuality

Instruction: ""the freshprince after dark hilary posses for playboy  bart of darkness (the simpsons) bart works at a "strip" house"" What is the definition of "after dark"?


booty juice

Instruction: "due to the excessive amounts of anal rappings in prison, booty juice stains can be found just about anywhere, including the guards clothing" What is the definition of "booty juice"?


booty juice

the stuff that leaks out the anus after anal penetration and semen explosion

Instruction: "i fucked her in the ass and then she spread her asshole to let my jizz leak out and we call that booty juice son" What is the definition of "booty juice"?


booty juice

Instruction: "the person who sat here last got the seat all warm and covered with booty juice" What is the definition of "booty juice"?


booty juice

Instruction: "guy: would you like to smoke some pcp? me: nah, that's booty juice baby" What is the definition of "booty juice"?


emmzee

Context: dude, that emmzee just pwned us all

an emmzee is a common tag for a cheater in halo ce!

Instruction: "dude, that emmzee just pwned us all" What is the definition of "emmzee"?


emmzee

Context: man, that guy is a real emmzee

what you call someone who kills you and your entire team in a game of halo ce

Instruction: "man, that guy is a real emmzee" What is the definition of "emmzee"?


anus rock

a genre of music characterized by any band whose lead singer oversings to the point of his voice sounding as if it were contrived out of the anal cavity

Instruction: "nickleback, creed, hinder are just a few anus rock bands" What is the definition of "anus rock"?


dafcun

Context: "now then dafcun

the benign and affable version of the potent and offensive northern english insult: 'daft cunt'

Instruction: ""now then dafcun" What is the definition of "dafcun"?


globulist

a person who collects goldfish farts and sells them to the maker of spirit levels are precision bubbles

Instruction: "the globulist supplied the bubbles to the spirit level maker" What is the definition of "globulist"?


hawmo

Instruction: "your girlfriend broke up with you? hawmo" What is the definition of "hawmo"?


chuck wagon

while having anal sex grab your partner's hair like reins, slap them on her back and scream hey-yahhhh!!

Instruction: "he rode her like a chuck wagon on the pecos trail" What is the definition of "chuck wagon"?


chuck wagon

"mystery meat/"meat"/meat[?] typically served at school cafeterias"

Instruction: "student a: what's on that lunch line? student b: they trot out the ol' chuck wagon again" What is the definition of "chuck wagon"?


chuck wagon

Instruction: "damn joe, who did the chuck wagon down the hallway?" What is the definition of "chuck wagon"?


chuck wagon

originated at the campus of messiah college

Instruction: "yo, when you farted in class, the fat girl behind you called you a chuck wagon" What is the definition of "chuck wagon"?


candy cloud

when a girl puts on a whip-cream bikini and you have to lick off every inch

Instruction: "tom payed $250 for a candy cloud special from alycee who works the back bay" What is the definition of "candy cloud"?


aqua net

Context: i just bought a case of aqua net for $2

Instruction: "i just bought a case of aqua net for $2" What is the definition of "aqua net"?


aqua net

Instruction: "because i had a white man's fro, i did not use aqua net in the 4th grade" What is the definition of "aqua net"?


aqua net

Context: aqua net was a must for the big fluff

aqua net� professional hair spray unscented extra super hold  all day all over hold

Instruction: "aqua net was a must for the big fluff" What is the definition of "aqua net"?


aqua net

Instruction: "because of the high use of aqua net in the 80s, we now will all die because of the sun" What is the definition of "aqua net"?


bankjobber

someone always scrapping for cash to the point of working with the least capable people to achieve an ill-advised task

Instruction: "i heard that bankjobber wants to hold up the 7-11 by the police station" What is the definition of "bankjobber"?


bloodomen

Context: brett is a bloodomen

son of a bitch that likes to do men woman

Instruction: "brett is a bloodomen" What is the definition of "bloodomen"?


bronwen'd

Context: i'm going to get so bronwen'd tonight

to get excessively drunk and display strange facial expressions yet remaining happy and spew free

Instruction: "i'm going to get so bronwen'd tonight" What is the definition of "bronwen'd"?


bisexous

another way of saying someone or something is [bisexual]

Instruction: "bisexous is a real word, i didn't make it up" What is the definition of "bisexous"?


crack open

when a thug/male gets fucked in the booty,or raped when in prison or jail

Instruction: "i heard dat nigga got crack open in his booty last week" What is the definition of "crack open"?


bent son in hedges

an alternative way of requesting a well known cigarette brand from a shopkeeper

Instruction: "'can i have a pack of bent son in hedges please?'" What is the definition of "bent son in hedges"?


panty raid

Context: panty raid

the act of stealing of panties by a panty thief

Instruction: "panty raid" What is the definition of "panty raid"?


panty raid

one of the most awesome things to do since the late night hype

Instruction: "i got the panties from zoe's the other night when i went on the panty raid" What is the definition of "panty raid"?


panty raid

a [sexual act] involving the forceful removal of a woman's [panties]

Instruction: "iain: what you do last night man?  joel: panty raid mother fucker" What is the definition of "panty raid"?


bustin' a pee wee

Context: suzie: i caught mark bustin' a pee wee

getting caught masturbating a la pee wee herman

Instruction: "suzie: i caught mark bustin' a pee wee" What is the definition of "bustin' a pee wee"?


geohlicious

Instruction: "oh my gosh jio you make me so geohlicious please take me now" What is the definition of "geohlicious"?


disco lock

disco lock- is having sex with one woman multiple times and this is good

Instruction: "i cant wait until later tonight to disco lock" What is the definition of "disco lock"?


brain bangley

Context: oh thats brain bangley

is the [hype man] and best friend for rapper [asher roth]

Instruction: "oh thats brain bangley" What is the definition of "brain bangley"?


biyb

Instruction: "omg dosn't it feel like you have a biyb - izaiah essue" What is the definition of "biyb"?


bilbobeboggins

bilbobeboggins - the worst of it's kind, disgusting, vile, horrible, lurgan slang for the absolutely shite!

Instruction: "lauren's model picture is bilbobeboggins" What is the definition of "bilbobeboggins"?


beaner packed

Context: jose beaner packed the car

filling a car with more people than the car can fit

Instruction: "jose beaner packed the car" What is the definition of "beaner packed"?


ape cracker

Context: i will go ape cracker on his ass

-kind of like blowing up on someone and it's a nicer way of saying ape sh**

Instruction: "i will go ape cracker on his ass" What is the definition of "ape cracker"?


christopher walkens

the effect one gets from smoking a certain threshold of pot, wherein they start acting like christopher walken in speech, movements, voice and intentions

Instruction: ""how many bowls have you smoked, phil? "about 4 man, i think i have the christopher walkens already""" What is the definition of "christopher walkens"?


jtfc

"a shorten form of jesus "titty fucking" christ that one can use in mix company, in front of children, and other social situations

Instruction: "brad simply muttered jtfc after his little cousin broke the tv with a soccer ball" What is the definition of "jtfc"?


jtfc

Context: jtfc

Instruction: "jtfc" What is the definition of "jtfc"?


jtfc

Context: jtfc that is some fucked up shit

Instruction: "jtfc that is some fucked up shit" What is the definition of "jtfc"?


jtfc

jesus titty fucking christ, more in depth term of jfc (jesus fucking christ)

Instruction: "mike: did you hear jon just got his 2nd owi  jake: jtfc" What is the definition of "jtfc"?


expedenga

probably the coolest adventure/ the entirety experience of an expedition

Instruction: "i went on a bodacious expedenga last week" What is the definition of "expedenga"?


dillznick

Context: that girl sucked my dillznick

Instruction: "that girl sucked my dillznick" What is the definition of "dillznick"?


cock hair

Instruction: "hey bill, how far are we off on that last cut? we were off by just about a cock hair" What is the definition of "cock hair"?


ballari

Context: that ballari is a [wildcat]

ballari is a seductive and exotic, but reserved beauty, who isn't quite aware of her allure

Instruction: "that ballari is a [wildcat]" What is the definition of "ballari"?


cockasaurus-rex

Instruction: "he must have a cockasaurus-rex in his pants, because that's a big buldge" What is the definition of "cockasaurus-rex"?


iop

Instruction: "dumb ass: hey i just failed my piss test at iop today" What is the definition of "iop"?


Instruction: "dude 1: }:3 }:3 }:3 dude 2: sure is a lot of water buffalos around here" What is the definition of "}:3"?


droneography

the art and technology of drones (uavs) to capture aerial photography and videography

Instruction: "his droneography captured an aerial perspective of the luminous landscape" What is the definition of "droneography"?


facebook troller

"when a commenter of a status gets more "likes" on their comment then the status they're commenting on did

Instruction: ""example of facebook troller includes but is not limited to:  facebook status: "i hate grammer nazis" What is the definition of "facebook troller"?


curacao

Context: let's go with vacation to curacao

"an island in the southern caribbean sea, off the venezuelan coast

Instruction: "let's go with vacation to curacao" What is the definition of "curacao"?


causal sex

Instruction: "casual sex becomes causal sex when when you reverse the s and u, or omit the c-o-n-d-o-m" What is the definition of "causal sex"?


captain crunch

the only cereal brand that includes [dingleberries]

Instruction: "i die for my captain crunch with dingleberries" What is the definition of "captain crunch"?


captain crunch

the most famous [phreak] of all time, who discovered that the whistles that came in boxes of captain crunch cereal emitted perfect 2600 hz tones

Instruction: "captain crunch whistles are now sold out of the back of 2600 magazines for $99" What is the definition of "captain crunch"?


captain crunch

Instruction: "captain crunch tried to kill me which is strange cause hes such a kick ass mother" What is the definition of "captain crunch"?


captain crunch

some bunk ass weed sold by some cracker jack ass niggas usually contains seeds stems leaves and is dry and crunchy know to cause headaches

Instruction: "the homie: yo this nigga nathan was tryna sell me some captain crunch it was full of seeds and hedge clippings it fell apart right when i touched it" What is the definition of "captain crunch"?


captain crunch

"1) a fairly sweet, crunchy cereal 2) to pay for someone's lunch, but make them pay for your dinner, which will likely cost a good deal more

Instruction: ""dag dogg, i wanted a hamburger, but instead we got stuck with this damn bowl of captain crunch" What is the definition of "captain crunch"?


captain crunch

when you are performing oral sexual acts on a girl and solid vaginal discharge enters your mouth giving you a crunchy delight

Instruction: "wow gina gave me sum captain crunch last nite" What is the definition of "captain crunch"?


captain crunch

Context: i gave frank's mother a captain crunch

when a man leaves a cum moustache on a woman's upper lip

Instruction: "i gave frank's mother a captain crunch" What is the definition of "captain crunch"?


captain crunch

a title to give someone who injured you accidentally or intentionally, causing broken bones or torn tissue

Instruction: "we started off just trowing tomahawks into the dartboard for fun when captain crunch here decided to smash my new tv" What is the definition of "captain crunch"?


captain crunch

Context: capt crunch is a captain crunch

a severely disturbed man with a white mustache and one freaky looking hat who pastes pictures of his head on pictures of buff men to make him feel sexy

Instruction: "capt crunch is a captain crunch" What is the definition of "captain crunch"?


asshole ketchup toaster rocking chair

Instruction: "yesterday i saw a asshole ketchup toaster rocking chair flying by my house while i was taking a shit" What is the definition of "asshole ketchup toaster rocking chair"?


birthna

a lump on your facial region usually found on the jaw under the skin

Instruction: "dude-look at that nasty case of birthna on that guy's face-nasty" What is the definition of "birthna"?


cock sucking cowboys

Context: i just love cock sucking cowboys

Instruction: "i just love cock sucking cowboys" What is the definition of "cock sucking cowboys"?


chelise

Context: shut up, you're such a chelise

Instruction: "shut up, you're such a chelise" What is the definition of "chelise"?


ap stats

laughably easy ap test, second in easiness only to [ap psych]

Instruction: "i wanted some easy college credit, so i got a 4 on the ap stats exam" What is the definition of "ap stats"?


meeither

Context: did you read greg's email?  no, meeither

when one cannot distinguish oneself from others, and cannot find the space bar

Instruction: "did you read greg's email?  no, meeither" What is the definition of "meeither"?


meeither

Context: did you read greg's email? no, meeither

one one cannot distinguish oneself from others, and can't find the space bar

Instruction: "did you read greg's email? no, meeither" What is the definition of "meeither"?


frosted tips

Context: guy one: hey frosted tips

term for a creepy, faggish, wanna-be cool person

Instruction: "guy one: hey frosted tips" What is the definition of "frosted tips"?


frosted tips

a fad from the 90's that everyone now denies (similar to aids)

Instruction: "man magic is so lucky he didnt get aids or frosted tips" What is the definition of "frosted tips"?


frosted tips

Context: wow look at my new frosted tips

when douchebag's dye the tips of there spikey hair blonde, usually resulting in looking gay

Instruction: "wow look at my new frosted tips" What is the definition of "frosted tips"?


frosted tips

meaning to tit-fuck a lady and then jizz on her breasts

Instruction: "guy 1- dude i totally gave that chick from the club last night some nice frosted tips guy 2- nice" What is the definition of "frosted tips"?


frosted tips

coloring the tips of spiked hair for guys

Instruction: "my girlfriend thinks i should get frosted tips" What is the definition of "frosted tips"?


bumbklaatt

Instruction: "from soulfly - bumbklaatt: you fake you waste you bumbklaatt" What is the definition of "bumbklaatt"?


cod: zombies

Context: nah, too busy playing cod: zombies

Instruction: "nah, too busy playing cod: zombies" What is the definition of "cod: zombies"?


bullshitula

Context: this long line is bullshitula

"a combination between the words bull shit and blastula

Instruction: "this long line is bullshitula" What is the definition of "bullshitula"?


bebiggle

bebiggle derives its meaning in opposition and by comparison with belittle, to make some bigger than it really is, to overstate the importance of something, to make claims that overreach

Instruction: "to bebiggle something (or someone), in my opinion, is as bad as belittling" What is the definition of "bebiggle"?


cricked

heavily intoxicated by various substances and illicit chemicals

Instruction: "i was so cricked that i forgot how to chew dude" What is the definition of "cricked"?


cricked

Context: that road is cricked

Instruction: "that road is cricked" What is the definition of "cricked"?


ba-blaw

ba-blaw is a phrase used to reference a man's ejaculate

Instruction: ""oh man i was bangin' this one chick last night that i met at the club  "did she let you shoot your ba-blaw on her?'"" What is the definition of "ba-blaw"?


bimboy

Context: he's such a bimboy

Instruction: "he's such a bimboy" What is the definition of "bimboy"?


Instruction: "i went and grabbed my 223 full of ss109's" What is the definition of "223"?


Context: i just got a 223 wit an extended clip

Instruction: "i just got a 223 wit an extended clip" What is the definition of "223"?


exjock

a former in-shape athlete who has since let himself go

Instruction: "brock was totally ripped back in his football days, but since he took that job at mcdonald's, he's looking more like an exjock" What is the definition of "exjock"?


dhanyata

Context: shake dat dhanyata

defines a generally large, valumptuous latino booty

Instruction: "shake dat dhanyata" What is the definition of "dhanyata"?


cat face

Context: "it is time for cat face

when you move your head to the side, to a 45 degree angle, with a surprise expression on your face

Instruction: ""it is time for cat face" What is the definition of "cat face"?


cat face

a funny face (usually made by a cat) when something smells or seems unpleasant, such as wrinkling the nose

Instruction: "yoshi had garlic on his breath, so when he tried to kiss kaori, she made a cat face" What is the definition of "cat face"?


Context: hey it's 113 a

time of day when you should eat hallucinogenic substances

Instruction: "hey it's 113 a" What is the definition of "113"?


dankering

Context: when i danker, i am dankering

Instruction: "when i danker, i am dankering" What is the definition of "dankering"?


earwigging

* influencing someone by tirelessly talking to them * talking someone into something * functioning as a whisperer/secret counselor

Instruction: "he's been earwigging me to break up with her, insisting she's a slut" What is the definition of "earwigging"?


earwigging

-irish slang: when a man puts his toe in his girlfriend's ear

Instruction: "i was earwigging my girlfriend during foreplay but she just wanted to cut straight to the other stuff" What is the definition of "earwigging"?


aelwynn

much loved and greatly held in very high regard

Instruction: "you've seen the unicorn? that's nothing, i know an aelwynn" What is the definition of "aelwynn"?


eflatulation

Context: eflatulation is no laughing matter

what occurs when a man (sometimes a woman) ejaculates and flatulates at the same moment

Instruction: "eflatulation is no laughing matter" What is the definition of "eflatulation"?


fibua

Context: the war in iraq is predominately fibua

military definition for fighting in built up area

Instruction: "the war in iraq is predominately fibua" What is the definition of "fibua"?


al dawalibi

a word for a secretive group of paranoids known for swindling and cajoling

Instruction: ""the bloody al dawalibi conned me mum out of her heart medicine while e was screwin er" What is the definition of "al dawalibi"?


assjackson

Context: that assjackson stole my virginity

one who takes it up the ass in such a manner that others who do the same are moot in comparison

Instruction: "that assjackson stole my virginity" What is the definition of "assjackson"?


bosinova

Context: that party is bosinova

Instruction: "that party is bosinova" What is the definition of "bosinova"?


dann hume

dann (that's right, two ns) hume is the drummer for new zealand band [evermore]

Instruction: "dann hume is a talented musician and should be served with chocolate sauce" What is the definition of "dann hume"?


dumb chain

when someone says something dumb and someone responds to that, it makes the response or any argument surrounding it automatically dumb

Instruction: ""frank- "(says something dumb)" john- "(replies to the dumbness)" dumb chain  exception:  frank- "(says something dumb)" john- "that's so dumb" no dumb chain"" What is the definition of "dumb chain"?


make out day

Context: omg its national make out day

Instruction: "omg its national make out day" What is the definition of "make out day"?


ass kissing contest

an election where the politician who kisses the most asses wins

Instruction: "i didn't watch any of the ass kissing contest did you?" What is the definition of "ass kissing contest"?


cherky

Context: wow, team cherky sure is something

"a basketball team consisting of two players that typically win on a regular basis

Instruction: "wow, team cherky sure is something" What is the definition of "cherky"?


abby peterson

the most hilarious gal around always fun to be a round makes everyone laugh and u know it shes beautiful outgoing and a generous person

Instruction: "abby peterson is what you would name your kid if you wanted her to be a superstar" What is the definition of "abby peterson"?


blargbagger

Context: santa clause is a blargbagger

someone who owns alot of meat and talks alot

Instruction: "santa clause is a blargbagger" What is the definition of "blargbagger"?


snert

an acronym standing for sexually needy, emotionally retarded troll

Instruction: "that snert just wouldn't take no for an answer" What is the definition of "snert"?


snert

an acronym stading for someone needing enlightment regarding tos (terms of sercvice, rules for using an isp)

Instruction: "that snert keeps scrolling so that i cannot see the question the host posted" What is the definition of "snert"?


snert

a perverted man with pointed black shoes who makes it his duty to sniff bicycle seats recently used by women

Instruction: "dude, that snert just sniffed your sister's bike" What is the definition of "snert"?


an internet shock video involving several seconds of some gay fisting action with a yodeling theme

Instruction: "2girls1cup, 2guys1horse, and now 2guys1hole" What is the definition of "2guys1hole"?


10 pounds of shit in a 5-pound bag

phrase to describe something that is extremely ugly, messy, or fucked-up

Instruction: "john heinz kerry looked like 10 pounds of shit in a 5-pound bag after his post-election-loss bender" What is the definition of "10 pounds of shit in a 5-pound bag"?


cheerism

the use or threatened use of positivity or good deeds by a person or an organized group with the intention of uplifting societies, often for ideological or political reasons

Instruction: "the recent release of a nice maple syrup scent throughout manhattan could be an act of cheerism meant to affect the mayoral race" What is the definition of "cheerism"?


faestar

Instruction: "faestar posts smart riddles in the riddle thread" What is the definition of "faestar"?


asdfasdfasdf

Instruction: ""yeah its so much fun typing asdfasdfasdf - not" What is the definition of "asdfasdfasdf"?


Context: yuo suxdux4bux

Instruction: "yuo suxdux4bux" What is the definition of "suxdux4bux"?


custodiaphobia

Context: ex: gwen has custodiaphobia

the irrational fear of pudding or custard

Instruction: "ex: gwen has custodiaphobia" What is the definition of "custodiaphobia"?


densa

Instruction: "he said something stupid and i figured he was a member of densa" What is the definition of "densa"?


callin' cousin earl

Instruction: "oh no, tim is in the bathroom callin' cousin earl" What is the definition of "callin' cousin earl"?


dedar

-a dedar, is someone who says 'dis' and 'dat' instead of this and that

Instruction: ""guy 1: bruv, pass me dat ting so i can do dis innit guy 2: hahaha you sounded like such a dedar when you said that" What is the definition of "dedar"?


dirty burroughs

same as a dirty ginsberg except he does it to a stuffed teddy bear

Instruction: "i walked in on my dad in the middle of a dirty burroughs and have been emotionally scarred for life" What is the definition of "dirty burroughs"?


battlescape

Context: person 1: wow battlescape is shit

Instruction: "person 1: wow battlescape is shit" What is the definition of "battlescape"?


double icing

when a guy cums on a girls face then does a farmer blow on top of it

Instruction: "john came on janes face then blew a snot rocket on top of it, giving her a double icing" What is the definition of "double icing"?


barm cake

Context: dont be stupid you barm cake

Instruction: "dont be stupid you barm cake" What is the definition of "barm cake"?


barm cake

Context: jill can i barm cake you?

Instruction: "jill can i barm cake you?" What is the definition of "barm cake"?


barm cake

when a man develops a bald spot on there crown it looks like a barm cake

Instruction: "friar tuck or zinadine zidane baldness in the shape of a barm cake" What is the definition of "barm cake"?


dnn

Context: -you nearly got dnn

abbreviation of denied, or de-ne-nied, which came from the beat of the theme music in the movie s

Instruction: "-you nearly got dnn" What is the definition of "dnn"?


thud

a physical reaction that occurs with a males reproductive organ when sexually aroused

Instruction: "while i was sniffing theresa's [balloon knot], i got one hell of a thud and ending up pulling the old [bung licker] act  on her" What is the definition of "thud"?


thud

Context: thud

Instruction: "thud" What is the definition of "thud"?


rock and roll high school

Instruction: "man let's go hire out rock and roll high school cos all the latest releases at the store are shit" What is the definition of "rock and roll high school"?


rock and roll high school

a movie featuring riff randal and the ramones is a partner film to detroit rock city they are both kick ass movies

Instruction: "rock and roll high school kicks major rectum" What is the definition of "rock and roll high school"?


ball clack

"in the act of homosexual male intercourse, a male is not yet considered "gay" until his ball sack collides with his partner's ball sack thus resulting in the "ball clack"

Instruction: "billy and timmy were having a fun time enjoying one another's masculinity until the ball clack occurred making the entire experience totally and unrelentingly gay" What is the definition of "ball clack"?


cuddle horny

when a person has not cuddled for a very long time and has an incredible urge to cuddle the shit out of the next person they see

Instruction: "i can't control myself, i'm so cuddle horny i think i'm gonna sleep with your tootsie roll pillow tonight" What is the definition of "cuddle horny"?


cuddle horny

when you want to have sex but are to tired so you cuddle instead

Instruction: "after a week of not seeing eachother ,eli was very cuddle horny" What is the definition of "cuddle horny"?


damien duff

insanely amazing football player who plays for chelsea fc and ireland

Instruction: "damien duff is quite possibly the best footballer there is" What is the definition of "damien duff"?


damien duff

Context: fonz: damien duff is ginger

Instruction: "fonz: damien duff is ginger" What is the definition of "damien duff"?


repo

Instruction: "example 1: i have a programming project due in class tomorrow morning and need to fork your repo since i'm too tired to do it tonight" What is the definition of "repo"?


repo

Context: that's my repo i always go this back

Instruction: "that's my repo i always go this back" What is the definition of "repo"?


repo

Instruction: "my mate went to bang this chick but she was strictly repo so he had to charge the corn" What is the definition of "repo"?


dutchies

Context: that kid is ripping the dutchies

Instruction: "that kid is ripping the dutchies" What is the definition of "dutchies"?


cannonator

Instruction: "steve: the wrath of the cannonator was unleashed when we all failed without knowing it" What is the definition of "cannonator"?


cannonator

(n) the action describing hitting a person's buttocks repeatedly with one's fists

Instruction: "watch out, or she will bring the wrath of the cannonator on you" What is the definition of "cannonator"?


chainsaw bit

Instruction: "hey sweety, show us where the chainsaw bit ya" What is the definition of "chainsaw bit"?


rugger

a game played by consenting males which involves groping each other

Instruction: "a rugger player was seriously injured in a tackle by another player" What is the definition of "rugger"?


eliturk

Instruction: "eliturk made several definitions of [greek]" What is the definition of "eliturk"?


crotch furby

a special kind of thong underwear that has a puff of fur covering the genital area

Instruction: "joey's girlfriend wore a crotch furby to her big photoshoot because a regular thong doesn't look any good on her" What is the definition of "crotch furby"?


christopher scarver

Context: christopher scarver did us all a favor

"the guy who killed jeffery dahmer (and another inmate, jesse anderson) in prison

Instruction: "christopher scarver did us all a favor" What is the definition of "christopher scarver"?


fauxner

a fake erection created by your pants when you sit down

Instruction: "hey bill, is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?  naw man that's just a fauxner" What is the definition of "fauxner"?


copulace

the amount of cops one sees in any given area or time span

Instruction: "tim: what's the copulace like at the concert? alex: man, there are pigs everywhere" What is the definition of "copulace"?


beat the cock

Instruction: "hey dude when i get home im gonna beat the cock" What is the definition of "beat the cock"?


ambulinecrophobia

Instruction: "after playing resident evil too long, billy developed ambulinecrophobia" What is the definition of "ambulinecrophobia"?


cc in the tree

Context: get down there's a cc in the tree

large non friendly person that is postioned in a stategic location above ground level

Instruction: "get down there's a cc in the tree" What is the definition of "cc in the tree"?


bboy.org

Instruction: "90% of responses to any video or thread: i'm new to bboy.org song name polz" What is the definition of "bboy.org"?


bacon late

to arrive at a [party], [gig], or any social event after the [police] have [raided] or stopped it from continuing

Instruction: "we arrived at the [party] with more [beer] but we were bacon late" What is the definition of "bacon late"?


blunt head

someone who loves to smoke da blunts on the shitter

Instruction: "why did jimmy go to the bathroom with that 22g superblunt? he prolly went to the shitter to smoke that 22g superblunt that blunt head" What is the definition of "blunt head"?


europiss

a term denoting [beer] which (a) is brewed in europe and (b) resembles [urine] in taste

Instruction: "clueless american: *spits out drink violently* what the hell is this? fucking europiss" What is the definition of "europiss"?


europiss

Instruction: "i drink sam adams, not that @#$%ing europiss" What is the definition of "europiss"?


block head

a girl who goes around the neighborhood or block giving all the dudes head

Instruction: "i know this girl named block head,she gotta block head, cause after every block party she gives the whole block head" What is the definition of "block head"?


block head

Instruction: "i got a bitch named block head, she got a block head" What is the definition of "block head"?


blubber butt

a girl's ass that is fat, not just big, but a booty that has a lot of jiggle to it

Instruction: "my girlfriend's blubber butt looks damn good in a thong with all her fat hanging out, i get an instant hard-on from looking at it" What is the definition of "blubber butt"?


blubber butt

Context: her butt was a blubber butt

a very large butt than is untoned, saggy and jiggly

Instruction: "her butt was a blubber butt" What is the definition of "blubber butt"?


habalu

a native indain running around screaming around like a retard or any person acting like a mentally challanged donky or a form of trolling

Instruction: "example 1: hey garrett look at that guy acting like a habalu example 2: shut the hell up you mentaly challanged habalu" What is the definition of "habalu"?


qdoba

mexican fast food chain getting free advertising in the urban dictionary

Instruction: "after reading how great qdoba was in the urban dictionary, me and all my friends went for overpriced beans and rice at our local branch" What is the definition of "qdoba"?


qdoba

mexican restuarunt chain that must put crack in their burritos because everyone who eats there seems to be addicted to it

Instruction: "what do you want for dinner tonight? let's go to qdoba" What is the definition of "qdoba"?


qdoba

Instruction: "i eat qdoba whenever i get the chance to" What is the definition of "qdoba"?


guambo

Context: everybody has an element of guambo

noun - gayness, retardedness, homoness adjective - gay, retarded, [homo], exhibiting qualities of a [douche bag]  often used in a joking manner

Instruction: "everybody has an element of guambo" What is the definition of "guambo"?


guambo

Instruction: "i'm going to the club to get some guambo" What is the definition of "guambo"?


95 cent

Context: hey look, its 95 cent the rapper

Instruction: "hey look, its 95 cent the rapper" What is the definition of "95 cent"?


five 0

Context: shit its the five 0 run

Instruction: "shit its the five 0 run" What is the definition of "five 0"?


cocannabis

"a word that i came up wid, means cannabis with cocaine

Instruction: "dude 1:  i think we just smoked some cocannabis" What is the definition of "cocannabis"?


aso ebi

(pronounced asho eybee) nigerian outfits made from matching fabric to be worn by a group of people to a party, wedding, or funeral as a uniform

Instruction: "my five best friends and i all wore aso ebi to my sister's wedding" What is the definition of "aso ebi"?


aserose

something that possesses the qualities of a pine needle

Instruction: ""the simpsons "i'm spelling as fast as i can":  bart: he's an aserose" What is the definition of "aserose"?


funny junk

Instruction: "1: bob: hey jim did you check out funny junk today? jim: yah, pokohomo but the funniest thing ever up" What is the definition of "funny junk"?


dangle cut

(verb) to trim your hanging ball pubes while you straddle a trash bucket, using your scissors to snip pubes and let them fall like feathers into the trash

Instruction: ""charlie had to dangle cut in the privacy of his bathroom, so his mother would not see his balls flap over a can" What is the definition of "dangle cut"?


clown shit

Context: smells like clown shit in here

mc donald's, from ronald, plain and simple

Instruction: "smells like clown shit in here" What is the definition of "clown shit"?


clown shit

Instruction: "after pining away for 4 miserable days in the library, josh was able to turn in 50 pages of clown shit" What is the definition of "clown shit"?


clown shit

the act of relieving ones bowels in a manor to humiliate, disrespect, or bring negative attention to another person or there property

Instruction: ""if he parks his car in my spot again i'm going to clown shit his hood" What is the definition of "clown shit"?


breville

Instruction: "have you just dropped a breville?  that was a devil of a breville" What is the definition of "breville"?


breville

Instruction: "have you just dropped a breville?  that was a devil of a breville" What is the definition of "breville"?


fuck about

Context: hey man, don't fuck about

an alternate word for: dilly-dally, mess around, procrastinate, slack off

Instruction: "hey man, don't fuck about" What is the definition of "fuck about"?


vistle

Context: my brother was wearing a vistle suite

Instruction: "my brother was wearing a vistle suite" What is the definition of "vistle"?


jasynda

a girl who loves to act like a kid, but can be serious when she wants to

Instruction: "bro, did you meet my new girlfriend? yeah, she's such a jasynda" What is the definition of "jasynda"?


hkangela

Instruction: "me: omg do you follow hkangela because shes perf" What is the definition of "hkangela"?


bohoganizing

Context: this test was very bohoganizing

bohoganizing means confused or very discombobulated

Instruction: " this test was very bohoganizing" What is the definition of "bohoganizing"?


beatleism

a religion created to honour the four gods of apple scruff

Instruction: "the beatlemaniacs believe that paul was, indeed, the walrus according to the bible of beatleism" What is the definition of "beatleism"?


arctic dock

when you wet dock with your friend in sub zero (celsius) temperatures, subsequently the urine freezes, creating a bridge between you and your friend

Instruction: "luc and i were up snowboarding, it was -25, he had to pee so he dropped his pants, and as we were wet docking, his pee froze making an arctic dock" What is the definition of "arctic dock"?


east bay ray

"considered to be one of the most underrated guitarists among the punk scene due to his incredible surf guitar skills and his unique unorthodox guitar sound

Instruction: "east bay ray rocks on the guitar, but the dead kennedys without jello isn't the dead kennedys" What is the definition of "east bay ray"?


googis

Instruction: "stop diddling your googis and get back to work" What is the definition of "googis"?


arthaso

Context: man arthaso from byond

Instruction: "man arthaso from byond" What is the definition of "arthaso"?


jerds

Instruction: "question: what does blbk mean? response: ask jerds" What is the definition of "jerds"?


jerds

Context: jerds is lame

Instruction: "jerds is lame" What is the definition of "jerds"?


fat fives

"fat fives in "honda" lingo, what came on the 94-01 integra gs-r, it also had other rims nicknamed "blades" which were optional

Instruction: ""i sold my civic ej6 with gsr fat fives (integra rims), but i kept the "blades"" What is the definition of "fat fives"?


fat fives

Context: check out those fat fives

stock [rims] put on 94-96 [acura] [integra] [gsr]

Instruction: "check out those fat fives" What is the definition of "fat fives"?


back hand

Context: shut up b4 i back hand u bitch

hit sum with the back of your hand, cracking your knuckles on thier head

Instruction: "shut up b4 i back hand u bitch" What is the definition of "back hand"?


back hand

when the whore dosen't give up the money the [pimp] will raise the right hand with his palm facing his face and slap the whore on the left cheek

Instruction: ""pimp: you better give me the rest of the money or ill give you the back hand" What is the definition of "back hand"?


back hand

Context: shut up b4 i back hand u bitch

hit sum with the back of your hand, cracking your knuckles on thier head

Instruction: "shut up b4 i back hand u bitch" What is the definition of "back hand"?


back hand

when the whore dosen't give up the money the [pimp] will raise the right hand with his palm facing his face and slap the whore on the left cheek

Instruction: ""pimp: you better give me the rest of the money or ill give you the back hand" What is the definition of "back hand"?


crooked i

Context: crooked i is ill playa

Instruction: "crooked i is ill playa" What is the definition of "crooked i"?


crooked i

Context: i'm represent that crooked i

Instruction: "i'm represent that crooked i" What is the definition of "crooked i"?


crooked i

Instruction: "i was throwin' up after two 40s of crooked i" What is the definition of "crooked i"?


crooked i

Context: crooked i is ill playa

Instruction: "crooked i is ill playa" What is the definition of "crooked i"?


crooked i

Context: i'm represent that crooked i

Instruction: "i'm represent that crooked i" What is the definition of "crooked i"?


crooked i

Instruction: "i was throwin' up after two 40s of crooked i" What is the definition of "crooked i"?


fell out

Instruction: "when we saw saddam with that trucker ass beard with [19] species of fleas and [shit] in it, me and my grandma fell out" What is the definition of "fell out"?


ed, edd n eddy

Context: that show is like ed, edd n eddy

Instruction: "that show is like ed, edd n eddy" What is the definition of "ed, edd n eddy"?


ed, edd n eddy

Context: fag: ed, edd n eddy is gay

one of the few surreal and genuinely animated shows ever made

Instruction: "fag: ed, edd n eddy is gay" What is the definition of "ed, edd n eddy"?


dark star

a production company in sanford, florida drk str for short a group eshon hardy (young stallion) started

Instruction: "yo nigga you heard about dark star they givin aways beats and free shit" What is the definition of "dark star"?


dark star

Context: my woman has a nice dark star

Instruction: "my woman has a nice dark star" What is the definition of "dark star"?


dark star

Instruction: "my girlfriend brought out the gallileo in me when she begged me to explore her dark star with my telescope" What is the definition of "dark star"?


dark star

Context: i was so bummed when dark star left

Instruction: "i was so bummed when dark star left" What is the definition of "dark star"?


dark star

Instruction: "his dark star was very crusty and smelly" What is the definition of "dark star"?


dark star

Instruction: "strength was shot down, and dark star cried her dark tears, flooding the world with eternal darkness" What is the definition of "dark star"?


dense fence

Context: dense fence

1)something to shout at the top of a roller coaster 2)ricky's counter-strike name

Instruction: "dense fence" What is the definition of "dense fence"?


can a' kitty

when you shake a bottle of soda of your choosing and lets it explode into into your [fuck] buddy's [vagina] and after have [oral] with them

Instruction: "[ben] shook up the bottle of coke and sprayed it into [abby]'s [vagina],it was bens first can a' kitty" What is the definition of "can a' kitty"?


hob nobing

Instruction: "a group from cambridge university decided to go to a local park for some hob nobing" What is the definition of "hob nobing"?


hogsquasher

Instruction: "that dude over there by the tattooed chic is one ugly hogsquasher" What is the definition of "hogsquasher"?


hogsquasher

an otter-like animal that lives in muddy areas

Instruction: "the hogsquasher got the last of crazy joe's pigs on wednesday last" What is the definition of "hogsquasher"?


antigua and barbuda

Context: antigua and barbuda has nice beaches

little tiny carribean country that used to be under british rule

Instruction: "antigua and barbuda has nice beaches" What is the definition of "antigua and barbuda"?


dj noclue

when a passenger in a car is flipping through the tracks on cd player and refuses to settle on a particular song

Instruction: "andy, quit being a dj noclue and pick a fuckin' song" What is the definition of "dj noclue"?


baby sorostitute

Context: im such a baby sorostitute

Instruction: "im such a baby sorostitute" What is the definition of "baby sorostitute"?


dropoholic

Instruction: "yeah man, i've been going to [rehab] for 3 years, i just can't stop droppin', i'm a dropoholic" What is the definition of "dropoholic"?


bus nut

Context: arrrrr no, face it, you cant bus nut

instead of saying, you cant cum, you cant bus nut

Instruction: "arrrrr no, face it, you cant bus nut" What is the definition of "bus nut"?


electronic mail

Context: send me electronic mail

Instruction: "send me electronic mail" What is the definition of "electronic mail"?


chode eating chimaera

Context: "shut up you chode eating chimaera

Instruction: ""shut up you chode eating chimaera" What is the definition of "chode eating chimaera"?


drunk say

when sum1 is totally wasted and starts rambling or making hilarious confessions

Instruction: "girl: i love you guy: youre totally wasted girl: this isnt a drunk say" What is the definition of "drunk say"?


bro car

"an old car slightly beaten up, with at least one "skater" sticker on it

Instruction: "hey, did you see that bro car on the high way? they were really jammin out" What is the definition of "bro car"?


cockboyz

Instruction: "the cockboyz got together and played with there cocks" What is the definition of "cockboyz"?


facebook lazy

Context: is he dead?  no he's just facebook lazy

when a person seems to have fallen off the face of the earth because they haven't posted in a fairly long period of time

Instruction: "is he dead?  no he's just facebook lazy" What is the definition of "facebook lazy"?


adam hahn

Context: he is such an adam hahn

Instruction: "he is such an adam hahn" What is the definition of "adam hahn"?


crumbian

Context: damn, she's absolutely crumbian

a woman with exceeedingly large, shapely thighs and buttocks

Instruction: "damn, she's absolutely crumbian" What is the definition of "crumbian"?


blitzkriegz

to evacuate from every orifice onto ones lover

Instruction: "last night my girlfriend let me blitzkriegz on her chest" What is the definition of "blitzkriegz"?


danly

Context: "wow, he's danly

"someone who is very smart and manly with the name dan

Instruction: ""wow, he's danly" What is the definition of "danly"?


danly

Instruction: "wow, you're listening to miley cyrus, that's danly" What is the definition of "danly"?


bohgins

a drink in which a bottle of molson boheimian is topped off with a shot of gin

Instruction: "he got belligerent with the police officer after drinking a bunch of bohgins" What is the definition of "bohgins"?


cupsicle

when someone with testicles or a testicle cups ,pets ,secures, nurtures, caress, fondles ,warms ,jiggles ,pats, or grips the balls/ball whilst watching tv or reading a book

Instruction: "trevor sat and gave himself a cupsicle while he watched judge judy" What is the definition of "cupsicle"?


alterdating

1) back up date for a dance/prom night (alternative date) 2) going on a date with 2 persons alternatively

Instruction: "guy 1: is ashley dating bob or sam? guy 2: shes alterdating them" What is the definition of "alterdating"?


itry

(verb) the act of attempting to use an electronic device, like the ipod, or iphone, by someone on the other side of the digital divide

Instruction: "did you see that old man itry to use my ipod? total noob" What is the definition of "itry"?


bubblegummed

the act of drinking too much bubblegum vodka

Instruction: "we killed that bottle of three olive bubble and were so bubblegummed up it was insane" What is the definition of "bubblegummed"?


ass piggy

a large male homosexual that likes to eat out the ass of other men

Instruction: "i used to work with this ass piggy at willy's so, he said that he did not care how fat he got as long as he remained bendy" What is the definition of "ass piggy"?


air hamburgers

the act of knawing at the air when one has consumed far too much cocaine

Instruction: "yo billllll lay off the air hamburgers dude" What is the definition of "air hamburgers"?


gronan

Context: man, he sure is a gronan

a person who groans as he shoots a basketball jump-shot

Instruction: "man, he sure is a gronan" What is the definition of "gronan"?


10th grade pe

a time where kids do nothing productive, and sit around talking or completing their homework

Instruction: "everybody: 10th grade pe is such a waste, yet so enjoyable murielle: omg, its reject jonas henrietta agumbo cheeks: ah" What is the definition of "10th grade pe"?


greenwich avenue

Context: let's chill at greenwich avenue tonight

"     greenwich avenue is the main center for shopping and hanging out in [greenwich], connecticut

Instruction: "let's chill at greenwich avenue tonight" What is the definition of "greenwich avenue"?


free varghse

Context: free varghse

free verse: a poetic form divided into lines of no particular length or meter, without a rhyme scheme

Instruction: "free varghse" What is the definition of "free varghse"?


fuck mustard

Context: i put fuck mustard on my sandwich

Instruction: "i put fuck mustard on my sandwich" What is the definition of "fuck mustard"?


fuck mustard

the mixture of anal lube, semen, and feces resulting from butt sex

Instruction: "when i got done fucking her in the ass i had fuck mustard on my dick" What is the definition of "fuck mustard"?


chicago drizzle

the dripping of urine that occurs after having someone urinate while their penis is inserted your rectum

Instruction: "i had a great time last night, but the chicago drizzle ruined my new pants" What is the definition of "chicago drizzle"?


dingo riding

the sport of toddlers saddling and racing dingos in the outback of australia

Instruction: "margaret got lost in the outback while dingo riding" What is the definition of "dingo riding"?


atascadero state hospital

ash is located on the california central coast

Instruction: "dude, you need to be locked up in atascadero state hospital or something" What is the definition of "atascadero state hospital"?


crazy ass

Context: that's some crazy ass shit yo

Instruction: "that's some crazy ass shit yo" What is the definition of "crazy ass"?


floondis

Context: you fucking floondis

inbred mentally challenged individual, lacking any limbs

Instruction: "you fucking floondis" What is the definition of "floondis"?


bloobsquiblet

the area inbetween your right and left testicle

Instruction: "ouch, you kicked me right in the bloobsquiblet" What is the definition of "bloobsquiblet"?


buie

buie is a smart, stunning,funny girl she's sexy and always positive

Instruction: ""guy 1: who's that guy2:that is buie guy1:buie *fanits* guy2: *sees buie and hides in a locker* and yells "be my girl friend""" What is the definition of "buie"?


benmir

Context: omg my benmir is my otp

Instruction: "omg my benmir is my otp" What is the definition of "benmir"?


3 stocked

being able to beat someone in super smash brothers(64, melee or brawl) with 3 stock and win without losing a stock

Instruction: "ito:dude you see, z just 3 stocked me  juan:you mean he actually beat you without dying 3 times" What is the definition of "3 stocked"?


buck fuddy

the term used in polite company when referring to [fuck buddies]

Instruction: "'my buck fuddy came over last night' 'what did you do?' 'he came over" What is the definition of "buck fuddy"?


adult swim

place were great cartoons like the family guy and futurama and much anime hands out

Instruction: "futurama and the family guy made nothing on fox, but on adult swim they're making more money than ever" What is the definition of "adult swim"?


adult swim

Instruction: "aqua teen hunger force is part of adult swim" What is the definition of "adult swim"?


adult swim

a block of shows on cartoon network that are rated pg or above

Instruction: "adult swim is my favorite block of programming on cn and i tape all the new stuff" What is the definition of "adult swim"?


adult swim

a show on cartoon network that is shown at nighttime everyday, excluding fridays

Instruction: "adult swim has aqua teen hunger force, sealab 2021, family guy, and many more hilarious shows" What is the definition of "adult swim"?


adult swim

adult swim originally was the time that children weren't allowed in the pool, allowing the older crowd to swim in relative peace

Instruction: "the website had an adult swim from eight to ten every night, when only paying members could participate" What is the definition of "adult swim"?


adult swim

cartoon network's late night adult channel where adult anime and adult cartoons are featured for adults

Instruction: "adult swim is best known for adult animation" What is the definition of "adult swim"?


blabber infection

"the condition that a person who goes "blah blah blah" suffers from

Instruction: "after girls-night, she invariably comes back with home a blabber infection" What is the definition of "blabber infection"?


bust a nut

Instruction: "it's been a few days, time to bust a nut" What is the definition of "bust a nut"?


bust a nut

Context: man i'm so horny i need to bust a nut

Instruction: "man i'm so horny i need to bust a nut" What is the definition of "bust a nut"?


bust a nut

Instruction: "man, brandon bust a nut on that girl face and belly" What is the definition of "bust a nut"?


bust a nut

when one, usually with little impulse control, cannot help himself hold back cumming

Instruction: "i was so horny, i couldn't help but bust a nut in my pants, while looking at that hot chick" What is the definition of "bust a nut"?


bust a nut

Context: yo, i bust a nut in that's girl's face

Instruction: "yo, i bust a nut in that's girl's face" What is the definition of "bust a nut"?


bust a nut

used to explain such anger or stress that the strain would split the testicle(s)

Instruction: "dude, if you don't finish the before the deadline then they're gonna bust a nut" What is the definition of "bust a nut"?