schlut

Context: your not a slut, your a schlut

a non-derogatory term of the world [slut]

Instruction: "your not a slut, your a schlut" What is the definition of "schlut"?


con rad

Instruction: "todd is jealous of lexi because her boyfriend is a total con rad" What is the definition of "con rad"?


christastic

Instruction: "my boyfriend christopher is so amazing he's christastic" What is the definition of "christastic"?


drumstep

"a sub genre of drum and bass where the beat structure is "half time" but the remaining elements still adhere to the usual tempo and melody pattern style"

Instruction: "see drumstep tracks by hazard,taxman and other drum and bass producers" What is the definition of "drumstep"?


drumstep

Context: check out that [honky] dancing drumstep

describes, in chronological order, how a white person dances to music

Instruction: "check out that [honky] dancing drumstep" What is the definition of "drumstep"?


chocolate leclair

a very naughty sex act to only be preformed by professionals or crazy people

Instruction: "ambrose: how did your date last night go?  bill: not so good, i tried to give her the chocolate leclair and we both ended up in the er" What is the definition of "chocolate leclair"?


chocolate leclair

an unspeakable sexual act to only be preformed by professionals

Instruction: "last night i tried the chocolate leclair on a chick and we both ended up in the er" What is the definition of "chocolate leclair"?


bufe

Context: damn he/she is pretty god damn bufe

Instruction: "damn he/she is pretty god damn bufe" What is the definition of "bufe"?


bufe

"verb used to describe an act of gay anal sex

Instruction: "yo dude, that guy across the bar keeps checking out your package man,  i think he wants to bufe you" What is the definition of "bufe"?


bufe

Context: damn he/she is pretty god damn bufe

Instruction: "damn he/she is pretty god damn bufe" What is the definition of "bufe"?


bufe

"verb used to describe an act of gay anal sex

Instruction: "yo dude, that guy across the bar keeps checking out your package man,  i think he wants to bufe you" What is the definition of "bufe"?


ass fart

a huge bass booming fart that's shockwave alerts other people sitting on the couch, bench, floor or bed

Instruction: "that ass fart knocked over my drink, and it was 4 feet away" What is the definition of "ass fart"?


camel spits

Context: alex has the camel spits

leakage from the labia while going cammando in either a skirt or leggings

Instruction: "alex has the camel spits" What is the definition of "camel spits"?


curlywanb

Context: curlywanb is in town

Instruction: "curlywanb is in town" What is the definition of "curlywanb"?


baltimore crab cake

a sexual activity in which the man powders his balls with old bay spice, and then lets a woman go to town on them

Instruction: "i can't believe i don't have old bay all over my face after that huge baltimore crab cake" What is the definition of "baltimore crab cake"?


a mon

Context: i hope to earn a mon or two next week

short for ichiman (a japanese word that is pronounced itchy-mon), it is 10,000 yen (about a hundred dollars) and is used for describing money in general terms

Instruction: "i hope to earn a mon or two next week" What is the definition of "a mon"?


a mon

Context: dude, sweet i found a mon

a sinlgular unit of cunnency/ a penny peice

Instruction: "dude, sweet i found a mon" What is the definition of "a mon"?


tafheem

known to be the best experience in any woman's life

Instruction: "oh i had the most amazing tafheem last night" What is the definition of "tafheem"?


man jigglers

man boobs that jiggle when you walk or run

Instruction: "'holy flip, look at those sweet man jigglers go" What is the definition of "man jigglers"?


elizabeth ward

Context: hey elizabeth ward loves tha chode

elizabeth ward (lizzie) is a top playa! she enjoys the male attention and is partial to a juicy chode every once in a while

Instruction: "hey elizabeth ward loves tha chode" What is the definition of "elizabeth ward"?


rgp

when a woman gives a man oral sex while feeding him a sandwich

Instruction: "i was hungry and horny last night, so i told my girl to give me an rgp" What is the definition of "rgp"?


rgp

Instruction: "notice how, during every election, rich guys repackage trickle-down economics and try to sell it all over again? it's nothing but rgp bullshit, lipstick on the same old, greedy pig" What is the definition of "rgp"?


rgp

Instruction: "man, i can't help but love those rgp people" What is the definition of "rgp"?


afliats

"a condition and acronym for "always feel like i'm about to shit"

Instruction: "sitting in traffic was a nightmare this morning as my afliats were out of control" What is the definition of "afliats"?


fy

Context: that pizza wuz fy

(in food)delicious tasting elewhise good or great

Instruction: "that pizza wuz fy" What is the definition of "fy"?


fy

Context: those shoes are fy

Instruction: "those shoes are fy" What is the definition of "fy"?


fy

Context: damn that girl fy

its like a combination of fine and fly basically just meaning a person is hot

Instruction: "damn that girl fy" What is the definition of "fy"?


annimoon

Context: ah zoot our annimoon is over

when a monkey and a moosey go away for a week or more and do a lot of mating and exploring new territory

Instruction: "ah zoot our annimoon is over" What is the definition of "annimoon"?


almole

Context: omg look at alice's almole

a person who has a huge mole on there facial area

Instruction: "omg look at alice's almole" What is the definition of "almole"?


eca

the acronym used for a supplement containing the [ephedrine], [caffeine], and [aspirin] [stack]

Instruction: "i used the eca stack for 6 months and lost 50 lbs" What is the definition of "eca"?


fartini

Context: "hail fartini

"a newcomer to gameranger who has quickly developed a personality cult

Instruction: ""hail fartini" What is the definition of "fartini"?


let go

"the title of canadian singer avril lavigne's debut album in 2002

Instruction: "let go is arguably avril lavigne's best album" What is the definition of "let go"?


let go

someone particularly ,a guy hurts you really bad making you cry ,confused and questioning if you good enough for him just because he left you for some cheapsluttytrick

Instruction: "nick hurt her really, really bad ,and she's starting to let go" What is the definition of "let go"?


clutzed

to be highly intoxicated or badly beated up

Instruction: "i was totally clutzed last night, cant remember a thing" What is the definition of "clutzed"?


lowbob

Instruction: "me: sorry i missed your call, i was getting a lowbob" What is the definition of "lowbob"?


hoov

Context: ha ha ha, i love shane he is so hoov

someone that everybody likes and is very athletic and funny

Instruction: "ha ha ha, i love shane he is so hoov" What is the definition of "hoov"?


apple sauce

the substance apple computer owners slather on their food to reinforce the feeling of superiority and self righteousness they have from owning an overpriced computer

Instruction: "yes i'd like extra apple sauce with my sandwich" What is the definition of "apple sauce"?


whack job

Instruction: "you see that guy trying to make water flow uphill?  he's a real whack job" What is the definition of "whack job"?


whack job

when a group of 2 or more men mutually masturbate one another

Instruction: "i went round to tony's and john was there, so after a few cocktails we decided to have a whack job" What is the definition of "whack job"?


whack job

to kill somebody as part of a financed murder contract

Instruction: "michael had a whack job performed on fredo because of his betrayal" What is the definition of "whack job"?


whack job

Context: your mom gives a good whack job

where a girl beats your penis back and forth to give you an orgasm

Instruction: "your mom gives a good whack job" What is the definition of "whack job"?


banana eating whore

a blonde teacher who is the cheer captain at 29

Instruction: "see her? she was a total banana eating whore at the game" What is the definition of "banana eating whore"?


bill raftery

a naughty little crypster that is often known for making the wrong calls in bed

Instruction: "man honey you pulled a bill raftery last night" What is the definition of "bill raftery"?


smartjock

someone who can read doestevsky's crime and punishment in one hand while sinking a three-point shot with the other

Instruction: "i thought it was impossible, but that smartjock sure is intelligent and atheletic" What is the definition of "smartjock"?


brett mccoy

Instruction: "what is brett mccoy good at? all  when is brett mccoy's birthday? all" What is the definition of "brett mccoy"?


2 hard boiled eggs in a tube sock

Instruction: "man she massaged my balls like 2 hard boiled eggs in a tube sock" What is the definition of "2 hard boiled eggs in a tube sock"?


crob

adjective describing something that is so mind blowingly disguting that it causes you to throw up a bit in your mouth

Instruction: "fresh skid marks in a grown ass man's tighty whities - thats crob" What is the definition of "crob"?


crob

an ethnic slur that describes the chinese people in the same way as [chink]

Instruction: "kenny is a crob who eats sticky rice with a shovel" What is the definition of "crob"?


ate-a-cock

Instruction: "sally: hey, sarah, what time are you and jeff going out for dinner?  sarah: ate-a-cock" What is the definition of "ate-a-cock"?


coo coo puff

"coo coo puff was spawned by a grand cosmic mistake uttered by an unknowing 12 year-old on "children's jeopardy"

Instruction: "i can't wait to get home and taste shandy's sweet coo coo puff" What is the definition of "coo coo puff"?


bengiman

Context: bengiman is fuckin' great at being ugly

a person with downsyndrome and will never get laid

Instruction: "bengiman is fuckin' great at being ugly" What is the definition of "bengiman"?


thin d

thin d - noun - a term used to describe someone acting like a bitch, soft cock or buster

Instruction: "we tried to get him to come to the bar with us but he was just being a thin d" What is the definition of "thin d"?


bowl of porridge

Instruction: "when sven was sleeping he got his breakfast early, a warm bowl of porridge" What is the definition of "bowl of porridge"?


floodie

a flannel hoodie which is a sacred garment

Instruction: "guy 1: dude, i was at a party on saturday night and people were wearing a floodie" What is the definition of "floodie"?


floodie

a half flannel half hoodie usually worn by kids from northern california

Instruction: ""greg didn't want the floodie in his room because it tarnished his southern pride" What is the definition of "floodie"?


floodie

Instruction: "i ran into dave last night, he's a floodie" What is the definition of "floodie"?


briggsy slap up

Instruction: "a group of funny folk were spotted catching the next mini bus to the briggsy slap up" What is the definition of "briggsy slap up"?


bananigans

Context: i will have no more of you bananigans

shenanigans with bananas a person who is carrying several bananas, and seems to be up to no good

Instruction: "i will have no more of you bananigans" What is the definition of "bananigans"?


electric twanger

anally or vaginally inserting a surge protector until reaching that person reaches climax then zapped when plugged in

Instruction: "nelis uses an electric twanger every night to the thought of holbrook and sherwin" What is the definition of "electric twanger"?


electric twanger

the art of inserting one or more surge protectors into a females vaginal orifice stimulating the clitoris and pluging it in therefore zappin the bitch!!!!

Instruction: "i gave that bitch the electric twanger now shes dead" What is the definition of "electric twanger"?


electric twanger

vaginally inserting a surge protector until the clitoris is stimulated then plug it in to zap that bitch

Instruction: "eileen should give herself an electric twanger" What is the definition of "electric twanger"?


a7x fandom

the main cause behind teenage serial killing

Instruction: "this a7x fandom makes me want to kill a bitch or two" What is the definition of "a7x fandom"?


chapsodomy

Instruction: ""i slipped on the ice and broke my face "that's chapsodomy man""" What is the definition of "chapsodomy"?


boxing match

"the boxing match is a teen that dont be knowin what woman he is suppose to be with, and got himself hit in the head with a beachball

Instruction: "the boxing match got hit in the head with a beachball, got confused, but should have gotten hit with a brick" What is the definition of "boxing match"?


chodefest

the coming together of many people who are chodes

Instruction: "man, that star trek convention was a complete chodefest" What is the definition of "chodefest"?


chodefest

the coming together of many people who are chodes

Instruction: "man, that star trek convention was a complete chodefest" What is the definition of "chodefest"?


cuntorous

Context: drive faster cuntorous

Instruction: "drive faster cuntorous" What is the definition of "cuntorous"?


mactard

Context: "you might be a mactard if

mactards are people who fall prey to apple's advertisements, failing to see they are the victims of ploys to get them to pay for a logo rather than superior products

Instruction: ""you might be a mactard if" What is the definition of "mactard"?


cbow

Context: denis: goddamnit, your a cbow

a word witch nobdy shall know except for denis, yotam, steven

Instruction: "denis: goddamnit, your a cbow" What is the definition of "cbow"?


glamour shots

a professional photo studio that gives you a makeover before taking your photos

Instruction: "i'm going to have my senior pix done at glamour shots" What is the definition of "glamour shots"?


glamour shots

a place in the mall where ugly girls go to get thier picture taken

Instruction: "omg, i started laughing when nicole showed me her glamour shots" What is the definition of "glamour shots"?


drop the cosby's at the pool

Instruction: "i've got the whiskey shits, i need to go drop the cosby's at the pool" What is the definition of "drop the cosby's at the pool"?


gede

normally used as a middle name or 'nick name'

Instruction: "did you see gede who won all the track events at the sports carnival? i saw him in the shower, he was a horse" What is the definition of "gede"?


afiak

a misspelling of [afaik], probably by someone who doesn't know what it means

Instruction: ""bob: "when does the store open?" joe: "3 o'clock afiak" What is the definition of "afiak"?


fhsu

Instruction: ""aw shit man, today we fhsu "fuck yeah man, you know it" What is the definition of "fhsu"?


cisphoria

the feeling of not wanting to be pigeonholed into society's view of one's gender, but not actually being trans

Instruction: "demigirls are just cis women experiencing cisphoria" What is the definition of "cisphoria"?


turtle man

"a you tube celebrity that wades in drainage ditches to hunt snapping turtles

Instruction: "did you see the turtle man get bit by that huge snapper?" What is the definition of "turtle man"?


turtle man

when having sex with your partner right before ejaculating, you grab the back of their head and do to the turtle man call (yeeeeyeeeeyeee

Instruction: "i brought that girl back from the bar and gve her the turtle man" What is the definition of "turtle man"?


emo people

a person who is extremely depressed and sensative to cruel comments

Instruction: "some emo people think of death as a way out of depression" What is the definition of "emo people"?


emo people

Instruction: "those faggot emo people are cutting their wrist and making out with the same sex" What is the definition of "emo people"?


vagability

the ability possessed by only women to get out of tickets and into nightclubs

Instruction: "scott and jon couldn't get into the club because they lack vagability, but when leya came she had the vagability to get them in" What is the definition of "vagability"?


hank hill

a texan who loves is lawn, loves his tools, loves his truck, loves his job, loves his state, and most of all, loves his propane

Instruction: "dude, i would not want hank hill to be my dad" What is the definition of "hank hill"?


hank hill

Instruction: "hank hill quotes  hank: we sell propane and propane accessories" What is the definition of "hank hill"?


hank hill

main character from the tv show king of the hill

Instruction: "hank hill was born in the ladies room at yankee stadium, not in texas" What is the definition of "hank hill"?


c-c-combo breaker

Instruction: "cal-o scrub: dude, c-c-combo breaker kicked our ass in that match last night" What is the definition of "c-c-combo breaker"?


docking station

a platform into which you can install a penis

Instruction: "she's not that hot, but she'll do just fine as a docking station" What is the definition of "docking station"?


docking station

when a male lines his anus up with a woman's vagina and shits in her

Instruction: "after eating a heaty meal stan felt the need to give his woman a large docking station before taking her doggy style" What is the definition of "docking station"?


docking station

when a man with an un-circumcised penis, rolls his extra skin on a circumcised man's penis

Instruction: "i really want to have a docking station right now" What is the definition of "docking station"?


wombog

Context: pat from snl is a wombog

someone that is not identifiable by their physical characterisitics as w/oman o/r m/an b/oy o/r g/irl no one really knows

Instruction: "pat from snl is a wombog" What is the definition of "wombog"?


bad coon

Instruction: ""bad coon made me do it "i didn't do it, that was bad coon" What is the definition of "bad coon"?


hold-up

Instruction: "i'm sorry i'm late for lunch, my frikin lonely heart coworker thought it was a good time for a hold-up" What is the definition of "hold-up"?


hold-up

to present arms to the employees and/or owners of a value bearing establishment (train, bank) using the threat of violence as a deterent from heroism

Instruction: "the was a hold-up in the bank, but the cops knew about it" What is the definition of "hold-up"?


bootay !!

Instruction: "(singular) damn, i would sure like to tap that bootay !!  (plural) damn, i would sure like to tap jacquelyn and sam's bootays" What is the definition of "bootay !!"?


clarizel

Context: damn there goes clarizel

Instruction: "damn there goes clarizel" What is the definition of "clarizel"?


burst the cherry

when a girl has sex for the first time and bleeds in the vaginal area

Instruction: "when blood came out of the girls vagina, he new he burst the cherry" What is the definition of "burst the cherry"?


h-e-double hockey sticks

Instruction: "what the h-e-double hockey sticks is this" What is the definition of "h-e-double hockey sticks"?


crop blocked

when you try to purchase an amount marijuana or crop from someone when someone else enters the room or area that is disapproving of the purchase

Instruction: "man, i was trying to score some good nugs at a good price and he walked in the room and totally crop blocked me" What is the definition of "crop blocked"?


brittany barman

a young psychopath attracted to old men with power and old asain women, hates you put its last name in pural form

Instruction: "when brittany barman experienced the box being left at her house by the mail women, she was bewildered" What is the definition of "brittany barman"?


breth

Context: sahn sheila such a breth

Instruction: "sahn sheila such a breth" What is the definition of "breth"?


american beer

h2o (or hoh) is the most abundant molecule on the surface of the earth

Instruction: "the temperance movement took a toll on the production and quality of american beer" What is the definition of "american beer"?


american beer

"american beer is beer produced in america

Instruction: "if you think all american beer sucks, you probably either don't get out enough or just don't like beer" What is the definition of "american beer"?


american beer

contrary to popular (and ignorant) belief among non-americans, the usa has some of the best beer in the world

Instruction: "pliny the elder is an american beer that kicks the crap out of anything from the u" What is the definition of "american beer"?


bread factory

the vagina of a woman who sleeps around excessively, causing multiple yeast infections, damn near monthly

Instruction: "damn, vanessa is a straight out bread factory" What is the definition of "bread factory"?


bread factory

the vagina of a woman with a heinous yeast infection

Instruction: "last night i was gunna treat charlotte to some cunilingus, but that bitches snatch was like a fuckin' bread factory" What is the definition of "bread factory"?


hot cheeks

when someone falls asleep and you put tabasco sauce in their but crack

Instruction: "don't mess with me nigga, i'll give you hot cheeks" What is the definition of "hot cheeks"?


hot cheeks

Context: thats right hot cheeks

an atractive girl with rosery red cheeks

Instruction: "thats right hot cheeks" What is the definition of "hot cheeks"?


dat is whack

something that is not right, not cool, or something that one does not like

Instruction: "chad: yo, you see dat wannabe gangsta ass?  yuri: yeah, dat is whack" What is the definition of "dat is whack"?


cleaver steamer

when one of the cleaver family (wally, beaver, ward or june) takes a massive shit upon another cleaver's chest

Instruction: ""golly beaver, i notice you are shitting on my chest "well gee wally, eddie haskill's using the shitter, it's cleaver steamer time"" What is the definition of "cleaver steamer"?


bref

bref is a derogatory term used to describe a white australian male or female of convict origins sent from the united kingdom

Instruction: "look at that stinky bref across the street" What is the definition of "bref"?


bref

Instruction: "you do de bref [mama qui]? ai why yooh no do de bref" What is the definition of "bref"?


charm the snake

Instruction: "the man pulled off his trousers without warning and began to charm the snake" What is the definition of "charm the snake"?


aemilius

Context: you have to be aemilius to be a doctor

Instruction: "you have to be aemilius to be a doctor" What is the definition of "aemilius"?


blowjobs after marriage

Instruction: "blowjobs after marriage are like bigfoot: you hear stories, occasionally you see pictures, but you never experience it for yourself" What is the definition of "blowjobs after marriage"?


jamario

fun,outgoing likes girls with big butts and likes to go to parties

Instruction: ""why is he staring at her butt he is definetly a jamario" What is the definition of "jamario"?


nigger pancakes

Context: aw nigger pancakes

an exclamation used when excited about something, preferably used when with white people

Instruction: "aw nigger pancakes" What is the definition of "nigger pancakes"?


o.t.k

Instruction: "i need some more of that o.t.k music in my life" What is the definition of "o.t.k"?


finger fuckpad

any device that has a touch pad like dj mixers also the mouse pad on laptops

Instruction: "i went to get tommy but he wouldn't stop playing with the finger fuckpad on his computer" What is the definition of "finger fuckpad"?


bringing home the bacon and the sausage

stated by a male, who brings home the income and supplies sexual delight to his partner

Instruction: "yo baby you better be ready for me cuz i am bringing home the bacon and the sausage" What is the definition of "bringing home the bacon and the sausage"?


domework

oral sex that is given in return for a favor

Instruction: "since i fixed my girlfriend's car, she knew she had some domework later" What is the definition of "domework"?


domework

reciving head(dome) while in the process of studying or doing a homework for school

Instruction: "what you do last night?  ah man i just went home and got some [dome]work done?  you mean homework?  naw brother domework" What is the definition of "domework"?


domework

the act of receiving dome while doing homework

Instruction: "wow dude how did you get an a on the test? dude i got domework done last night" What is the definition of "domework"?


orangutan cheesecake

when a girl jacks off your wee wee with her armpit

Instruction: "man that bitch gave me some orangutan cheesecake for dessert" What is the definition of "orangutan cheesecake"?


bolex

a)a common camera given to film students to make their first film (typically in introductory classes)

Instruction: "a)film professor: you will shoot your films with a bolex" What is the definition of "bolex"?


bolex

Context: bryan's bolex makes tim's mangina wet

Instruction: "bryan's bolex makes tim's mangina wet" What is the definition of "bolex"?


bolex

a)a common camera given to film students to make their first film (typically in introductory classes)

Instruction: "a)film professor: you will shoot your films with a bolex" What is the definition of "bolex"?


bolex

Context: bryan's bolex makes tim's mangina wet

Instruction: "bryan's bolex makes tim's mangina wet" What is the definition of "bolex"?


christian cage

pro wrestler formerly known as christian in the wwe

Instruction: "guy: hey, is that christian im looking at on tna? girl: yeah, but now hes called christian cage" What is the definition of "christian cage"?


ass turnip

a unit of excrement that forms a bulbous shape, which comes out large end first, causing pain in a short sharp burst

Instruction: "'you ok in there?'  'shit no man, this ass turnip is ragging my asshole something rotten'  'what were doing last nite? you were pretty late man" What is the definition of "ass turnip"?


alex bilodeau

Instruction: "omg when alex bilodeau beat that australian piece of shit in moguls i was so happy" What is the definition of "alex bilodeau"?


acapella tourette's

uncontrolable spastic movements that acapella group members make while performing

Instruction: "that beatboxer's acapella tourette's are really out of control this semester" What is the definition of "acapella tourette's"?


bronwyn the leader

someone who is a very good leader and speller

Instruction: "person 1: if you have a problem, who ya gonna call?  person 2: bronwyn the leader" What is the definition of "bronwyn the leader"?


abright

Instruction: "speak slowly when you're talking with richard, he's abright" What is the definition of "abright"?


dhingra

dhingra is a common last name amongst the punjabi community in india and the rest of the world

Instruction: "prabhloch singh dhingra is the founder of middle finger protests (human rights protection group)" What is the definition of "dhingra"?


300 body

possesing the sculpted look of one of the cast members from the movie 300

Instruction: "eddie: dude i've been working out for like 6 months but i still don't have a 300 body" What is the definition of "300 body"?


friend christmas

an annual gathering of the most fabulous motherfuckers in bel air

Instruction: "i can barely remember friend christmas cause i was so twaxed" What is the definition of "friend christmas"?


cookie cutter

Context: 95q fm plays only cookie cutter remixes

the term cookie cutter is used to describe anything that is mass produced quickly and of low quality

Instruction: "95q fm plays only cookie cutter remixes" What is the definition of "cookie cutter"?


cookie cutter

Instruction: "she does not have her own style, she is cookie cutter" What is the definition of "cookie cutter"?


cookie cutter

in mmo terms, it's when a class or race have about the same build or gear

Instruction: "mass haste is part of a cookie cutter build for a cleric in aika and is in high demand in pvp" What is the definition of "cookie cutter"?


cookie cutter

Instruction: "she does not have her own style, she is cookie cutter" What is the definition of "cookie cutter"?


cookie cutter

Context: 95q fm plays only cookie cutter remixes

the term cookie cutter is used to describe anything that is mass produced quickly and of low quality

Instruction: "95q fm plays only cookie cutter remixes" What is the definition of "cookie cutter"?


cookie cutter

in mmo terms, it's when a class or race have about the same build or gear

Instruction: "mass haste is part of a cookie cutter build for a cleric in aika and is in high demand in pvp" What is the definition of "cookie cutter"?


cookie cutter

Instruction: "she does not have her own style, she is cookie cutter" What is the definition of "cookie cutter"?


cookie cutter

Context: 95q fm plays only cookie cutter remixes

the term cookie cutter is used to describe anything that is mass produced quickly and of low quality

Instruction: "95q fm plays only cookie cutter remixes" What is the definition of "cookie cutter"?


cookie cutter

in mmo terms, it's when a class or race have about the same build or gear

Instruction: "mass haste is part of a cookie cutter build for a cleric in aika and is in high demand in pvp" What is the definition of "cookie cutter"?


clit clobberer

Context: dude, shane's a clit clobberer

"a male who is extremely good at stimulating the [clit] with his fingers or tongue, therefore "clobbering" it

Instruction: "dude, shane's a clit clobberer" What is the definition of "clit clobberer"?


citta slow

"from the italian "citta" meaning city and english "slow"

Instruction: "walmart and macdonalds hate the citta slow movement and hope it will never see the day of light in america" What is the definition of "citta slow"?


bloody popsicle

Instruction: "i pulled out of her after ejaculation and out came my big, red, bloody popsicle" What is the definition of "bloody popsicle"?


bismarck saturday night

Instruction: "i walked in to the men's room and i caught little johnny having a bismarck saturday night" What is the definition of "bismarck saturday night"?


when one is confused to what someone is saying

Instruction: "blue 1: stayed up till 4 that other night and missed my first class, first i missed all semester red 1: what other night? blue 1: ya red 1: :-?" What is the definition of ":-?"?


froot loops

Instruction: "guy 1: hey, let's go get some fruit loops guy 2: it's froot loops you [asshat]" What is the definition of "froot loops"?


cooh

Instruction: "<everyone> damn that vertigo fellow is hella cooh" What is the definition of "cooh"?


loser burn

Context: loser burn need any examples, loser

a sunburn on the back, between the shoulder blades

Instruction: "loser burn need any examples, loser" What is the definition of "loser burn"?


airdrying

Context: im airdrying right now

the act of remaining naked after a shower/bath and drying off naturally, facilitated by being naked

Instruction: "im airdrying right now" What is the definition of "airdrying"?


cosmic injustice

Instruction: "it's a goddamn cosmic injustice that a [goldfish] can live up to 30 years and a [dog] only up to 15" What is the definition of "cosmic injustice"?


slutty seconds

slutty seconds is the name for either a girl who sleeps w/ a whole bunch of her ex-bfs friends, or a guy who sleeps w/ all his friends ex-gfs

Instruction: "male form: man, craig is going for slutty seconds" What is the definition of "slutty seconds"?


toasters

Context: camren: chase put toast in the toasters

Instruction: "camren: chase put toast in the toasters" What is the definition of "toasters"?


albino alligator

Instruction: "dude that guy over there has an albino alligator  i'm black, but i wish i had an albino alligator" What is the definition of "albino alligator"?


idio

Context: "that outfit is totally idio

an adjective for something really cool and awesome or another word for okay

Instruction: ""that outfit is totally idio" What is the definition of "idio"?


cock donkey

a guy or girl that has to has to have as many men as possible and cant commit to one man

Instruction: "one can only wonder if being a cock donkey is a good thing" What is the definition of "cock donkey"?


ass croissant

an ass so badley burned by the sun that it flakes like a croissant

Instruction: "" i need to ware underware next time we go tanning to cover up my ass croissant  "i didnt realize that she got ass croissants when she went tanning" "" What is the definition of "ass croissant"?


jimboing

Context: man i was totally jimboing this week

the act of juggling many women at one time

Instruction: "man i was totally jimboing this week" What is the definition of "jimboing"?


cut lunch

a technique used by australian football players to cram their packages into the extremely small footy shorts provided to them

Instruction: ""bazza: *adjusts himself to the cut lunch position* "ahh fuck that feels better" What is the definition of "cut lunch"?


cut lunch

Instruction: "i went down town to give that fool dome, and he had some cut lunch" What is the definition of "cut lunch"?


barn find

the fantasy of collectors everywhere-(mostly automotive)-that they'll stumble upon a mint condition vintage 'benz or ferrari in a barn or airplane hangar somewhere between n

Instruction: ""collector:"my 300sl roadster was a barn find from an estate sale on a river town in southern indiana" What is the definition of "barn find"?


bravo golfing

Instruction: "ya bro i was bravo golfing last night, thats why i didn't answer your phone call" What is the definition of "bravo golfing"?


dough man

dough man - a man who resists his natural sexual urges to show his unfaltering devotion to his girlfriend

Instruction: "i'm turning into a dough man to show you how much you mean to me" What is the definition of "dough man"?


duderonomy

Context: duderonomy

Instruction: "duderonomy" What is the definition of "duderonomy"?


duderonomy

Context: i have a masters in duderonomy

Instruction: "i have a masters in duderonomy" What is the definition of "duderonomy"?


chavino

chino's for chavs,  either skinny chino's  or  twisted chino's for chavs with rickets

Instruction: "a type of chino a chav would where a chavino" What is the definition of "chavino"?


andrewsky

Context: man, that andrew is so andrewsky

Instruction: "man, that andrew is so andrewsky" What is the definition of "andrewsky"?


bonkcity

when there is an abundance of bonks, or hard hits, like punching, or just getting hurt or something

Instruction: "if jessica falls out of a tree and hits every branch on the way down bonkcity,  if karl gets beaten up with metal poles, bonkcity" What is the definition of "bonkcity"?


anthocuddle

Context: aw man, that guy needs an anthocuddle

a special hug that was made public by someone epic

Instruction: "aw man, that guy needs an anthocuddle" What is the definition of "anthocuddle"?


beginulate

Instruction: "ahh the others have arrived, let the mighty feast beginulate" What is the definition of "beginulate"?


carzi

Context: julia roberts is so carzi

a cwazy, kewl, wacko, cutie, totally random! pwerson

Instruction: "julia roberts is so carzi" What is the definition of "carzi"?


aenema

Context: our aenema will come soon

Instruction: "our aenema will come soon" What is the definition of "aenema"?


jacking off

sexually pleasuring yourself either with your hands or a foreign object

Instruction: "jacking off is typical amongst most people" What is the definition of "jacking off"?


jacking off

rubbing a smooth long cock up and down and all over, usually using some type of lubricant and usually while looking at chicks getting fucked

Instruction: "i love jacking off and then coming in your mothers mouth" What is the definition of "jacking off"?


jacking off

applying lubricant to the penis, then rubbing it slowly up and down while viewing images of attractive woman naked or engaging in sex acts

Instruction: "i was jacking off to pictures of carmen electra when the nuns walked in" What is the definition of "jacking off"?


jacking off

Instruction: "robby walked in on me jacking off last night and asked if he could join in" What is the definition of "jacking off"?


anaheim ducks

an nhl team that is in its 14th year now in the nhl

Instruction: ""man 1: "did you watch the anaheim ducks game on wendesday"  man 2: "ya i saw the anaheim ducks win the stanley cup""" What is the definition of "anaheim ducks"?


anaheim ducks

Context: anaheim ducks suck ass

an nhl team with some of the dirtiest players in the league including chris pronger, corey perry, etc

Instruction: "anaheim ducks suck ass" What is the definition of "anaheim ducks"?


anaheim ducks

the worst nhl team in the history of nhl teams

Instruction: "the anaheim ducks should go play in traffic" What is the definition of "anaheim ducks"?


jersey donut

a ring of [feces] left by the [anus] of a cat or dog with poor hygiene

Instruction: "dude, look at the jersey donut dameon's cat left on your pants" What is the definition of "jersey donut"?


faux friend

Instruction: "observer 1: rachael's been talking so much shit about casey and they're supposed to be best friends? observer 2: that's not a best friend, that's a faux friend" What is the definition of "faux friend"?


ewal

a freak with a lot of freckles and lost her viginity to a midget who goes by the name wimbo

Instruction: "ewal was a previous contestant on the biggest loser, a hit tv show for fat asses" What is the definition of "ewal"?


balls in my teeth

a phrase commonly used when something doesn't work out the way you wanted or you get totally screwed over

Instruction: "dude 1: did you hear that larry got a promotion after that last project? dude 2: dude, balls in my teeth, i did most of the work for that shit, god just balls in my teeth" What is the definition of "balls in my teeth"?


delina

Context: delina is coming

beautiful person with a nice personality

Instruction: "delina is coming" What is the definition of "delina"?


delina

Context: dang, delina pretty crazy

a pretty girl who is nice, smart,shy,and generous

Instruction: "dang, delina pretty crazy" What is the definition of "delina"?


chinoed

spinning a vehicle at a high rate of speed more than 180 degrees, making contact with a curb, and not doing any notable damage

Instruction: "oh crap, i totally just chinoed my car but i still came in 1st in my class" What is the definition of "chinoed"?


charged jacket

a studded/spiked leather (usually biker) jacket associated with punks

Instruction: "show your pride, wear your colors--make yourself a charged jacket" What is the definition of "charged jacket"?


chalant

Instruction: "a chalant person is very concerned about every little detail" What is the definition of "chalant"?


chalant

Context: how chalant is that bitch

Instruction: "how chalant is that bitch" What is the definition of "chalant"?


bun that

bun that as in forget that commonly used down my area

Instruction: "man1: so u wana go down ta aston endz? man2: nah bun that" What is the definition of "bun that"?


boredquit

similar to ragequit, but happens when a person is so bored that things that are normally used to prevent boredom add to it

Instruction: "bob: did you see ryan boredquit irc yesterday? jack: yeah, what was that about? bob: clearly he was too bored, even for irc" What is the definition of "boredquit"?


feeple

any person or persons who has done something stupid and/or is pissing you off

Instruction: ""you are late for work:  "come on feeple - get out of my way""" What is the definition of "feeple"?


dark lord

nickname used to describe the associate dean of the college of education at ulm

Instruction: "ooh gosh, here comes the dark lord again" What is the definition of "dark lord"?


dark lord

this is a sexual maneuver performed by first performing anal sex then slapping the girl across the face with your shit-covered light saber (penis)

Instruction: "she was only expecting anal, but he gave a dark lord" What is the definition of "dark lord"?


dark lord

Instruction: "i'm going outside to worship the dark lord" What is the definition of "dark lord"?


elephant penis

while elephant erections can reach from two or three feet to five or six feet and 14 to 16 inch in diameter

Instruction: "wow that elephant penis is hugh and shes takeing it" What is the definition of "elephant penis"?


elephant penis

who ever searches this term has a serious mental issue

Instruction: "who ever writes a definition for elephant penis has one too" What is the definition of "elephant penis"?


elephant penis

while elephant erections can reach from two or three feet to five or six feet and 14 to 16 inch in diameter

Instruction: "now even human females have graduated too taking small elephant penis in candy apple vs king dong and a 5 foot penis one in autumn haze vs son of dong" What is the definition of "elephant penis"?


Instruction: "8312" What is the definition of "8312"?


demunted

a cross between demented and munted usually used to descirbe a crash victim

Instruction: "after the car crash his face was demunted" What is the definition of "demunted"?


demunted

Instruction: ""so messed up right now "yeah i'm demunted" What is the definition of "demunted"?


alec brown

Context: 'omg, you have an alec brown

a knob that has a bit of shit on the end

Instruction: "'omg, you have an alec brown" What is the definition of "alec brown"?


bootlicking

Instruction: "that guy is such a bootlicking of this girl" What is the definition of "bootlicking"?


beer finger

when one cracks open so many cans of beer that his/her beer opening finger starts to hurt and throb for a few days

Instruction: "doctor robinson had to treat eighteen patients with beer finger the morning after martin luther king jr" What is the definition of "beer finger"?


go figure

"when you are talking to someone and they don't understand what you're talking about

Instruction: "josh: you should go listen to the white stripes amy: the who? josh: go figure" What is the definition of "go figure"?


alabama black snake

a giant black dick that is the size of a small child

Instruction: "after the alabama black snake woke me up, he poured me a cup of coffee" What is the definition of "alabama black snake"?


alabama black snake

a black mans wang that has a mind of its own, and can open doors and be used as an alarm clock to wake people up

Instruction: "nigels alabama black snake came into my room this morning and told me that it was time to get my ass up" What is the definition of "alabama black snake"?


alabama black snake

Context: thats a big alabama black snake kidd

giant african americans dick,black guys wang

Instruction: "thats a big alabama black snake kidd" What is the definition of "alabama black snake"?


alabama black snake

Context: all hail the alabama black snake

Instruction: "all hail the alabama black snake" What is the definition of "alabama black snake"?


alabama black snake

Instruction: "quite frankly, i'm jealous of my alabama black snake" What is the definition of "alabama black snake"?


alabama black snake

a huge nigger dick, that is quite assuredly fetid with aids and all kinds of sexual repugnance

Instruction: "you didn't just let that goddamned moon cricket show you his alabama black snake did you?  i'll keel you , you sum' bitch" What is the definition of "alabama black snake"?


dead week

a term used to describe the time between the last finals of yale and the official commencement activities

Instruction: ""yalie k: "i am so excited to just party and do nothing during dead week" What is the definition of "dead week"?


dead week

a term used to describe the time between the last finals of yale and the official commencement activities

Instruction: ""yalie k: "i am so excited to just party and do nothing durring dead week" What is the definition of "dead week"?


dead week

the week before finals at pepperdine university when administration tells instructors to have no assignments due, but they assign everything due for that week instead

Instruction: "sorry i can't go out tonight, its dead week" What is the definition of "dead week"?


chalex

Instruction: "chalex man or gheeze man you need to chalex" What is the definition of "chalex"?


duckery

Context: stop that duckery and clean your room

the act of being a duck, or performing duck-like actions

Instruction: "stop that duckery and clean your room" What is the definition of "duckery"?


a bit windy

Context: its a bit windy in here

been annoyed by someone in a room or place and want to tell someone with out offending the person

Instruction: "its a bit windy in here" What is the definition of "a bit windy"?


buenus

Context: example 1: your buenus is very long

Instruction: "example 1: your buenus is very long" What is the definition of "buenus"?


shirnal

the act of unloading excrement upon a public and or private toilet meant purely for urination

Instruction: "guy#1 tim just took a wicked shirnal guy #2 i know he just blew shit all over the urinal" What is the definition of "shirnal"?


borschta

the word used to describe anyone of russian origin

Instruction: "look at that mans clothes, u can tell he is of a borschta nature" What is the definition of "borschta"?


agyrophobia

Instruction: "granetta wouldn't cross the street because of her agyrophobia" What is the definition of "agyrophobia"?


bradley manning

Context: free bradley manning

Instruction: "free bradley manning" What is the definition of "bradley manning"?


gustoff

Context: i'm gonna gustoff all over that ho

Instruction: "i'm gonna gustoff all over that ho" What is the definition of "gustoff"?


con air

a movie starring nicholas cage that i have unintentionally seen thousands of times

Instruction: "person 1: oh, what's that? person 2: con air" What is the definition of "con air"?


bastard cock

Context: damned you, you bastard cock

a driving expression used to release your frustations at unintelligent drivers

Instruction: "damned you, you bastard cock" What is the definition of "bastard cock"?


blubkin

Context: jeff gave steve a blubkin

giving someone a blowjob while they are taking a crap

Instruction: "jeff gave steve a blubkin" What is the definition of "blubkin"?


dorkbutt

Context: sexy guy, you're a dorkbutt

an insult usually used playfully in a flirty nature

Instruction: "sexy guy, you're a dorkbutt" What is the definition of "dorkbutt"?


fudge nuggets

Context: ohh fudge nuggets

when u get annoyed and you wanna just scream out a rude word but ur in class (how annoying)

Instruction: "ohh fudge nuggets" What is the definition of "fudge nuggets"?


fudge nuggets

Context: fudge nuggets

"a resposible replacement for the word "fuck""

Instruction: "fudge nuggets" What is the definition of "fudge nuggets"?


bluerize

(blew-er-eyez) explosive form of lazy eye

Instruction: "when the space shuttle exploded, christa mccauliffe found that the force bluerize left and right" What is the definition of "bluerize"?


get buck

Context: yo broo go get buck

Instruction: "yo broo go get buck" What is the definition of "get buck"?


get buck

get buck means get totally shit faced and probably end up fightin someone and knockin boots after word

Instruction: "yo when i bounce ova to tj's house tonight im finna get buck" What is the definition of "get buck"?


get buck

Instruction: "man its so hot in here in about to get buck" What is the definition of "get buck"?


get buck

to become extremely angry and vow consequences upon those who have caused you nuisance

Instruction: "that muthafucker tried to step to my girl, so i'm gonna get buck on his ass" What is the definition of "get buck"?


arrrk

Context: arrrk you ksing noob you took my kill

what one says when ones kill has been taken by a [noob] not to be confused with arrrr, a pirate conversation filler

Instruction: "arrrk you ksing noob you took my kill" What is the definition of "arrrk"?


pinkness

getting revved, worked up, or extremely aggravated over a situation

Instruction: "after the discussion with her ex-husband, b's pinkness started to come out" What is the definition of "pinkness"?


fluorine

fluorine is an extremely reactive and poisonous chemical element with atomic number 9

Instruction: "the lightest halogen and most electronegative element, fluorine exists as a pale yellow diatomic gas at standard conditions" What is the definition of "fluorine"?


man sleeves

Context: man sleeves are worn by rg3

compression sleeves worn by elite, professional athletes and ultra incredible people in general who need that extra athletic edge

Instruction: "man sleeves are worn by rg3" What is the definition of "man sleeves"?


cajun pepper stick

while fucking a girl in the ass one inserts a lip of smokeless tobacoo

Instruction: "lauren loved the feeling when brian gave her the cajun pepper stick with the sour apple flavor" What is the definition of "cajun pepper stick"?


bizitches

Instruction: "damn yo, these bizitches need to get a job" What is the definition of "bizitches"?


bizitches

Instruction: "damn yo, these bizitches need to get a job" What is the definition of "bizitches"?


aggressive graping.

the act whrere you forcefully insert ones cat tail up ones said anus and yell at the top of your voice din din and the cat viscously attacks your ballsack

Instruction: "stephen: din din me me  cat: *meow, wawamwasmaw*  michael: wow, you had a serious session of aggressive graping. didnt you son" What is the definition of "aggressive graping."?


beefcake juhl

Instruction: "get that beefcake juhl away from my chickens, he'll fuck em" What is the definition of "beefcake juhl"?


invisibilize

"on google on online media like facebook, if you turn off your "online" button that shows you are on line, you are invisible to everyone for a chat

Instruction: "yeah, i was stalking around on facebook yesterday but had to invisibilize so nobody'd chat me up" What is the definition of "invisibilize"?


back chat

Instruction: "watch the back chat or go in to the hall" What is the definition of "back chat"?


diane buckley

diane buckley is a religious leader and cultist priest

Instruction: "dude have you seen diane buckley she is sooooo hot" What is the definition of "diane buckley"?


avosexual

Instruction: "wow, i'm having a total avosexual moment" What is the definition of "avosexual"?


ah hell nah

Context: ah hell nah nigga

"another way of saying "oh hell no", just more black

Instruction: "ah hell nah nigga" What is the definition of "ah hell nah"?


flarking

the sexual act of urinating onto/into someones eye

Instruction: "hey baby, have you ever tried flarking before?" What is the definition of "flarking"?


k-pins

a prescription drug most often snorted, used in the treatment for schizophrenia

Instruction: "k-pins   this weekend i snorted some k-pins, which was actually my brother's prescription medication" What is the definition of "k-pins "?


caiulous

Instruction: "as he peered over the surface of the lake, the caiulous water displayed his reflection as would a black mirror" What is the definition of "caiulous"?


craft-tastic live

a weekly internet craft show hosted by some blond chick that probably thinks she's martha stewart but younger and cuter

Instruction: "dude what's up with all these craft-tastic live invites? tell that girl to stick some pipe-cleaners in her ears or something" What is the definition of "craft-tastic live"?


boy boy

Context: let's roll out boy boy

Instruction: "let's roll out boy boy" What is the definition of "boy boy"?


boy boy

Context: yo, that kid's leaning off that boy boy

street slang for heroin, similar to that white girl for cocaine

Instruction: "yo, that kid's leaning off that boy boy" What is the definition of "boy boy"?


dick wars

using your penis to have a sword fight while wearing a glow in the dark condom

Instruction: "i walked in on my boyfriend and his best friend playing dick wars" What is the definition of "dick wars"?


beta goose

Instruction: "john is such a bitch, he is a beta goose" What is the definition of "beta goose"?


anakiss

Instruction: "we were anakissing all night long i'm craving an anakiss right now" What is the definition of "anakiss"?


bollocktician

Instruction: "there will be unlimited money for flood defenses & help, said the bollocktician" What is the definition of "bollocktician"?


abortionately

synonym for unfortunately, generally used when discussing abortions

Instruction: "abortionately for you, this coat hanger is going in, and that baby is coming out" What is the definition of "abortionately"?


adoucheous

a person acting in a conformative manner that causes social upset and violence

Instruction: "that sir right there, is being quite adoucheous" What is the definition of "adoucheous"?


breasocialexia

"(bree-social-lexia) the official term for being a "wallflower"

Instruction: "person 1: i think my best friend has breasocialexia" What is the definition of "breasocialexia"?


azzawillis

Context: hes such a azzawillis

a boy who any girl would be lucky to have

Instruction: "hes such a azzawillis" What is the definition of "azzawillis"?


can't be assed

Instruction: "do you want to go out tonight? no, i can't be assed" What is the definition of "can't be assed"?


bake face

Instruction: ""jesse: "dude you're such a bake face right now" telmo: "kid i know""" What is the definition of "bake face"?


chocolate martini

the act of pouring a beverage (preferably mountain dew) into someone's rectum and sucking it out with a crazy straw

Instruction: "when greg ordered a chocolate martini down at peterland, he didn't quite get what he expected" What is the definition of "chocolate martini"?


flashlight cowboy

a security guard in the south-western united states

Instruction: "i was having a good time until the flashlight cowboy came along" What is the definition of "flashlight cowboy"?


cockjiggler

Context: greg is the best cockjiggler in town

Instruction: "greg is the best cockjiggler in town" What is the definition of "cockjiggler"?


codymeadows

Instruction: ""did you see that guy beating up chuck norris and breaking buildings with his dick? "yeah that's definitely a codymeadows" What is the definition of "codymeadows"?


porra

Context: me cobriu de porra

Instruction: "me cobriu de porra" What is the definition of "porra"?


porra

Context: hey, porra

"slang term for a portuguese person in south africa

Instruction: "hey, porra" What is the definition of "porra"?


elliptikilled

Context: i elliptikilled it today

worked out very hard on the elliptical machine

Instruction: "i elliptikilled it today" What is the definition of "elliptikilled"?


butt plunger

Context: omen gave his dad a butt plunger

when a man is fucking a girl in the butt until the poo oozes out from the sides

Instruction: "omen gave his dad a butt plunger" What is the definition of "butt plunger"?


boom boom hammerstick

a very large penis with a very large boner

Instruction: "wow, you have a massive boom boom hammerstick" What is the definition of "boom boom hammerstick"?


methodism

Instruction: "methodism is the rejection of calvinism, the rejection of lutheranism, the rejection of catholicism" What is the definition of "methodism"?


baby pee

Instruction: "my baby brother threw a diaper at me, and all the baby pee got all over my" What is the definition of "baby pee"?


charlie chan

"charlie chan is cocaine, similar to the way brits say "charlie" as slang for coke

Instruction: ""rocco: "yo you know we got ladies comin' through tonite, lets call up young flaco to phone in that charlie chan" What is the definition of "charlie chan"?


charlie chan

Instruction: ""looks like they've been chillen with charlie chan  "i was trying to hang with charlie chan" What is the definition of "charlie chan"?


grandboss

Instruction: "it was annoying to have to submit a tps report to my boss and my grandboss" What is the definition of "grandboss"?


grandboss

Instruction: "my boss just put in her notice, so i have two weeks to suck up to the grandboss before he decides who gets her job" What is the definition of "grandboss"?


grandboss

a sexy man who has gay sex with grandpas that are above the age 90

Instruction: "your grandfather was riding on a dick at two in the morning with your friend from down the street that has now turned into a grandboss" What is the definition of "grandboss"?


bananas and cherries

"code word for saying "let's go have sex"

Instruction: "hey, laquisha, would you like to go with me to get some bananas and cherries at the concession stand?" What is the definition of "bananas and cherries"?


curler

"when you take a shit and it curls around the bowl in a "c" shape

Instruction: "damn, that's the third curler erm took today" What is the definition of "curler"?


curler

Context: look at that little baby jenna curler

someone who loves to snuggle on a regular basis and has an unusual affinity to gay sex

Instruction: "look at that little baby jenna curler" What is the definition of "curler"?


bite the taco

Context: she likes to bite the taco

Instruction: "she likes to bite the taco" What is the definition of "bite the taco"?


corn porn

Context: ooohh, look at that corn porn

pornography with corn, corn engaging in sexual acts, nude corn, etc

Instruction: "ooohh, look at that corn porn" What is the definition of "corn porn"?


corn porn

the act of sticking corn up some one's ass or other region

Instruction: "on boku no sexual harassment they do some major corn porn" What is the definition of "corn porn"?


corn porn

Instruction: "dude, my mom caught me wanking to some corn porn" What is the definition of "corn porn"?


corn porn

Context: hey mike, look at that corn porn

the act of two corn snakes getting it one with one another

Instruction: "hey mike, look at that corn porn" What is the definition of "corn porn"?


fuck noodles

Context: if i drop something:  fuck noodles

Instruction: "if i drop something:  fuck noodles" What is the definition of "fuck noodles"?


andrew ingram

Context: he's an andrew ingram

person who acts like a homo, but is really just bi

Instruction: "he's an andrew ingram" What is the definition of "andrew ingram"?


american car

"something that no longer exists, and hasn't for a long time

Instruction: ""chevy owner: "junk that [beemer] and buy an american car" What is the definition of "american car"?


booty do

when a girl's stomach sticks out farther than her booty do

Instruction: "her stomach stick out farther than her booty do" What is the definition of "booty do"?


booty do

Context: damn dat fat ass gotta a booty do

where a persons' belly sticks out further than there booty do!

Instruction: "damn dat fat ass gotta a booty do" What is the definition of "booty do"?


booty do

Context: damn girl you got booty do

when a women's belly sticks out more than her booty do

Instruction: "damn girl you got booty do" What is the definition of "booty do"?


booty do

when a girl's stomach sticks out farther than her booty do

Instruction: "her stomach stick out farther than her booty do" What is the definition of "booty do"?


booty do

Context: damn dat fat ass gotta a booty do

where a persons' belly sticks out further than there booty do!

Instruction: "damn dat fat ass gotta a booty do" What is the definition of "booty do"?


booty do

Context: damn girl you got booty do

when a women's belly sticks out more than her booty do

Instruction: "damn girl you got booty do" What is the definition of "booty do"?


le-baming

doing or saying something that makes everything awkward

Instruction: "we were talking about susan's break-up when she walked into the room - completely le-baming the situation" What is the definition of "le-baming"?


cactus sack

after a man has shaved his sack and it begins to grow back producing stubble resembling the prickly bits of a cactus

Instruction: "aww dude i've got some gnarly cactus sack going on down south, i can barley sit still" What is the definition of "cactus sack"?


cactus sack

when the hair on your nuts resembles the prickly needles of a cactus, as a result of going extended lengths of time between shaving

Instruction: "i need to shave, i've got some  major cactus sack going on" What is the definition of "cactus sack"?


cactus sack

the prickly feeling you get after the hair has grown in on your scrotum after having shaved recently as the skin tightens up, especially when cold

Instruction: "dude, after getting out of the pool, i ended up with the worst case of cactus sack" What is the definition of "cactus sack"?


break the wall

breaking the hymen or devirginizing a woman

Instruction: "person one: hey man i am going to prom person two: oh awesome good luck and break the wall person one: thanks man i hope i can" What is the definition of "break the wall"?


5 o crack shadow

it is when you shave your ass and the hair starts to grow back

Instruction: "my friend took a picture of my asshole it was so clear you could see my 5 o crack shadow" What is the definition of "5 o crack shadow"?


fuckdummy

Instruction: "a1 nugget is a g and you are a fuckdummy" What is the definition of "fuckdummy"?


anti-community service

someone that does the opposite of community service

Instruction: "i'm going to go support anti-community service and chop trees down with a big, gas powered chiansaw to raise the co2 levels in the world to kill off the population" What is the definition of "anti-community service"?


blamegoat

Context: yeah, she's the blamegoat around here

the individual who is singled out as the source or cause of whatever has gone wrong

Instruction: "yeah, she's the blamegoat around here" What is the definition of "blamegoat"?


downward tomato

a person who is depressed because they don't know where they belong

Instruction: "mike is a downward tomato because he doesn't know wether he belongs to the nerd group or the art group" What is the definition of "downward tomato"?


attwellphobia

attwellphobia is a fear/hate of tall,slender light skined girls

Instruction: "most female nerds in high school got attwellphobia" What is the definition of "attwellphobia"?


fire bag

Instruction: ""you could smoke a fire bag yeah, of grass yeah" What is the definition of "fire bag"?


beat off coma

the result of masturbation to the extent that one is found lying naked on their backs, flaccid penis in hand with partially soiled receptacle (sock, tissue, tp, navel, etc

Instruction: "dude, don't walk into matt's room, i just walked in and found him in a beat off coma and he looks like he saw a spooky ghost" What is the definition of "beat off coma"?


colder than a snowman's junk

Instruction: "fuck me, it's colder than a snowman's junk out here" What is the definition of "colder than a snowman's junk"?


clungebob clungepants

a girl with a spongey clunge who lives in a pineapple under the sea

Instruction: "omg look at her she's a right clungebob clungepants" What is the definition of "clungebob clungepants"?


corben

a man with a 10 inch or greater penis who sports it everywhere he goes

Instruction: "i saw a guy in the showers the other day and he had a corben" What is the definition of "corben"?


corben

a guy who is much like the other definition a smart, sexy, guy who is a great kisser, is an amazing lover, and usually a hilarious guy

Instruction: "girl: hes a true corben other girl: yes he is" What is the definition of "corben"?


djcheezay

"any tall white guy,(over 6') who is a true playa at heart and loves to eat cheese

Instruction: "djcheezay is too damn hot, i wish he was mine" What is the definition of "djcheezay"?


azinmonkhouse

this word means simply a buddist monk goin to iraq to to take ova the womans jobs in the home for the men

Instruction: "tell the azinmonkhouse to do the cleaning and cooking" What is the definition of "azinmonkhouse"?


high vibe

Context: wow, this party is so high vibe

Instruction: "wow, this party is so high vibe" What is the definition of "high vibe"?


anabelen

some one who probably likes a lot of pizza

Instruction: "she likes a lot of pizza, shes probably an anabelen" What is the definition of "anabelen"?


dirty deutsch

dirty deutsch is a card game for learning how to swear in german

Instruction: ""i played dirty deutsch last night, and i was all like, "geh zum teufel, du beschissene kuh" What is the definition of "dirty deutsch"?


dwarne

Instruction: ""to dwarne yourself in advance - writing on your online dating profile, "i'm sick of women, they're all nasty" What is the definition of "dwarne"?


alabama poopsterbating

alabama hot pocket, and to poopsterbate at the same time

Instruction: "dude, amanda and john tried alabama poopsterbating last night, she's now in the hospital" What is the definition of "alabama poopsterbating"?


cheese slap

when one takes a slice of plastic cheese, wet it a little (optional) and slap it on someone/somethings face, preferably on someone sleeping, or an animal

Instruction: "guy 1: *sleeping* guy 2: haha *throws cheese on face* guy 1: *wakes up, startled* guy 2: owned by a cheese slap" What is the definition of "cheese slap"?


cheese slap

Context: don't block the cheese slap

a slap done with the use of string cheese

Instruction: "don't block the cheese slap" What is the definition of "cheese slap"?


cheese slap

when one takes a slice of plastic cheese, wet it a little (optional) and slap it on someone/somethings face, preferably on someone sleeping, or an animal

Instruction: "guy 1: *sleeping* guy 2: haha *throws cheese on face* guy 1: *wakes up, startled* guy 2: owned by a cheese slap" What is the definition of "cheese slap"?


cheese slap

Context: don't block the cheese slap

a slap done with the use of string cheese

Instruction: "don't block the cheese slap" What is the definition of "cheese slap"?


enormosity

Instruction: "that gamecube is so small, it doesnt have the enormosity of the xbox" What is the definition of "enormosity"?


whitesploitation

a genre of art, film, literature that exploits the culture of white people for commercial gain or to explore underlying social problems

Instruction: "there's a new whitesploitation film about a suburban family" What is the definition of "whitesploitation"?


whitesploitation

"a sub-genre of cinema created primarily by wasp-s, (i

Instruction: "have you seen the meaningless whitesploitation version of either ringu, kairo, juon, or rec, or any of their crappy sequels?" What is the definition of "whitesploitation"?


whitesploitation

an exploitation film or book where white people invade and exploit non-white natives

Instruction: "dances with wolves, pocahontas, the last samurai, avatar are one of the few examples of whitesploitation films" What is the definition of "whitesploitation"?


a tom

Context: anal is such a tom

something that hurts you but you like it anyways

Instruction: "anal is such a tom" What is the definition of "a tom"?


a tom

a fantastic drink consisting of two parts labatt blue and one part of whatever whiskey is lying around

Instruction: "tom: ohhh what ya got over there drinker: a tom tom: oh i see now" What is the definition of "a tom"?


g-lo

Instruction: "if u dont like this doorlock, get g-lo; if you dont like this person, get g-lo" What is the definition of "g-lo"?


g-lo

Context: damn that fool g-lo is the shit

Instruction: "damn that fool g-lo is the shit" What is the definition of "g-lo"?


g-lo

a male who is said to be retarded because he is often seen cleaning windows by licking them

Instruction: "g-lo is retarded, but his sister is mighty fine and i want to bang her" What is the definition of "g-lo"?


arse dandruff

also known as poo-flakes and butt crumbs

Instruction: "son: dad, did uncle jim come to visit again? father: yes, why do you ask? son: i saw some arse dandruff on the toilet seat" What is the definition of "arse dandruff"?


unbelievable scenes

used to describe something, someone or an event that has an extreme greatness or coolness

Instruction: ""last night was unbelievable scenes "look at that girl" What is the definition of "unbelievable scenes"?


klondike barring

when two women use their vaginas to fight over a klondike bar before it melts

Instruction: "man did you watch those two girls klondike barring last night?  yeah dude that was awesome" What is the definition of "klondike barring"?


all dubai'd out

having a ridiculous amount of shiny chromed bling of an exceedingly flashy nature

Instruction: "i was on vacation in the united arab emirates last week and saw one of the new lamborghinis all dubai'd out" What is the definition of "all dubai'd out"?


arse attack!

to shove your fist inside someones asshole and pull out their intestine

Instruction: "person 1: dude what did you do to her?  person 2: let me just say it was arse attack!" What is the definition of "arse attack!"?


chili sauce

Context: mmm that be some good chili sauce

Instruction: "mmm that be some good chili sauce" What is the definition of "chili sauce"?


brinnon washington

"brinn-on "wa-sh-ing-ton"  a place where the term "local drunk" gets confused with majority of the populace

Instruction: "so where are you going to bob?  iam going to brinnon washington i heard they got great shell fish and elk to see" What is the definition of "brinnon washington"?


bukkshit

when they fuck you over wit their bullshit

Instruction: "they way puma's girl dissed him cause her ex bought her some presents, is pure bukkshit" What is the definition of "bukkshit"?


fagundes

"used when you want to call someone a "fag" but in a sophisticated way

Instruction: "what do you mean you'd rather stick to long-island iced tea then drink absynthe? don't be such a fagundes" What is the definition of "fagundes"?


bltg

Instruction: "*lost to an opponent when you felt you shouldn't have* bltg" What is the definition of "bltg"?


dawn of the dead

"second in the great romero dead trilogy, after night of the living dead and before day of the dead

Instruction: "dawn of the dead was pretty damned awesome" What is the definition of "dawn of the dead"?


dawn of the dead

Instruction: "i rented dawn of the dead for the hell of it" What is the definition of "dawn of the dead"?


dawn of the dead

Instruction: "gee i was giggling so hard in dawn of the dead" What is the definition of "dawn of the dead"?


boomerang chick

"a guy's term for girls who "come around" when they need em, then let em go do their own thing for a while

Instruction: "hey g thom, what's with sandee?  she's cute and all, but for now, she's just a boomerang chick" What is the definition of "boomerang chick"?


green roses

this is a colloquial term for the dollar bills you give to a prostitute

Instruction: ""as i walked out after dicking down my hooker she said, " leave the green roses on the counter" What is the definition of "green roses"?


bum nuts

Instruction: "for breakfast, would you like your bum nuts scrambled or fried?" What is the definition of "bum nuts"?


bum nuts

Instruction: ""that dog has dropped a pile of bum nuts on the carpet again" What is the definition of "bum nuts"?


bum nuts

Instruction: "1) colin: bugger me my arse is itchin'    dave: ur bum nuts playin up again?    colin: yeah, i'll pick 'em out wi' chippin hammer" What is the definition of "bum nuts"?


bum nuts

little pieces of poo that are neglected when wiping ones bum

Instruction: ""mark- "oi dave, why are you walkin like that?" dave- "sorry mate, i've got bum nuts" What is the definition of "bum nuts"?


a a

alcoholic anonymous, an organization established to help people recover from alcoholism through 12 steps and spirituality

Instruction: "a a is a program for people who cannot handle their drinking" What is the definition of "a a"?


a a

the most commonly used type of [battery]

Instruction: "hey, you got two a a batteries for my torch? i think its ran out of power" What is the definition of "a a"?


a a

the [bra] size for women that don't need bras

Instruction: "-look at the bee stings on her -yeah probably wears an a a" What is the definition of "a a"?


a a

Instruction: "girl:like i just got me a puppy a a guy: o" What is the definition of "a a"?


a a

the lazy version of the look of disapproval

Instruction: "look_of_disapproval: ಠ_ಠ lazy version: a a" What is the definition of "a a"?


a a

Instruction: "girl:like i just got me a puppy a a guy: o" What is the definition of "a a"?


a a

the lazy version of the look of disapproval

Instruction: "look_of_disapproval: ಠ_ಠ lazy version: a a" What is the definition of "a a"?


joshawkward

when it's one of those day you just feel as awkward as josh does

Instruction: "i'm feeling pretty joshawkward today, after that phone call" What is the definition of "joshawkward"?


condirrhea

Context: i got condirrhea all over my sandwhich

Instruction: "i got condirrhea all over my sandwhich" What is the definition of "condirrhea"?


amway yuppie

"a person whose suburban "success" lifestyle is built on multi-level scams of various types

Instruction: ""who was that at the door, was it the jehovahs witnesses? "naw, it was just some amway yuppie inviting us to a scamfest" What is the definition of "amway yuppie"?


cornhole creamer

Instruction: "by the look of those skids, that must've been a real cornhole creamer" What is the definition of "cornhole creamer"?


4 hand

Context: tina and molly gave me a great 4 hand

Instruction: "tina and molly gave me a great 4 hand" What is the definition of "4 hand"?


biblina

Context: biblina is the flower of the desert

Instruction: "biblina is the flower of the desert" What is the definition of "biblina"?


framily

[people who were initially friends and after time and shared experiences function as an extended family

Instruction: "[you're unemployed and your framily brings you a box of food supplies" What is the definition of "framily"?


framily

Context: my closest friends are my framily

a reference to friends who are like family

Instruction: "my closest friends are my framily" What is the definition of "framily"?


framily

when members of your sibling's boyfriend/girlfriend's family become close friends

Instruction: "my new framily are like sisters but not related to me at all" What is the definition of "framily"?


alaska-hot

when someone who is mediocre looking is perceived as hot due to the relative lack of attractive people around them

Instruction: ""person1: "dude, i don't how sarah palin won a beauty contest, she's just ok looking" person2:  "yea well i guess she's alaska-hot "" What is the definition of "alaska-hot"?


chingirinana

Context: chingirinana

short and not a curse word, but made for a curse saying chinga tu madre, (mexican) fuck your mother

Instruction: "chingirinana" What is the definition of "chingirinana"?


cederfest

a [giant] [riot] that happens yearly at [michigan] state [universty] where [crazy] shit happens

Instruction: "dude are you goin to cederfest its gonna be sweet this year" What is the definition of "cederfest"?


ball crack

"the area in between the scrotum and the start of the butt crack

Instruction: "why does my ball crack always smell like a wet dog?" What is the definition of "ball crack"?


ball crack

a shallow lateral indentation on male genitalia

Instruction: "sometimes i get lint stuck in my ball crack" What is the definition of "ball crack"?


boomzey

Context: boomzey

Instruction: "boomzey" What is the definition of "boomzey"?


smemil

the accumulation of sebum combined with dead skin cells forms smemil

Instruction: "that nasty ass hoe has smemil all over her pussy" What is the definition of "smemil"?


apple of your eye

the most important person or thing for somebody

Instruction: "someone that is very special to you is the apple of your eye" What is the definition of "apple of your eye"?


conscientiousness

conscientiousness is not just about getting to the church on time, in a freshly-ironed outfit

Instruction: "adjectives associated with conscientiousness low" What is the definition of "conscientiousness"?


geomommatry

Context: this ain't geometry it geomommatry

the act of telling yo momma jokes durning math class

Instruction: "this ain't geometry it geomommatry" What is the definition of "geomommatry"?


binnite

when a female performs oral sex on a male, and wants to kiss him after she is finished

Instruction: "i aint givin a goodnight kiss to that binnite bitch" What is the definition of "binnite"?


bum gardner

when some pony assed chump looks for some sly ass juicy ass to kiss

Instruction: "check out that nick woodman kid felching that plumridge kid like hes a bum gardner or somin" What is the definition of "bum gardner"?


bum gardner

a noun: when chia pet soil is used for lubrication during sex

Instruction: "oh dude this one girl im with is totally into getting a bum gardner its insane" What is the definition of "bum gardner"?


baggy face

Context: look at that old biddies baggy face

a person whose face hangs loosely from their bones/ a person with a baggy butt

Instruction: "look at that old biddies baggy face" What is the definition of "baggy face"?


hatephobia

someone who is frightened of people who hate

Instruction: "gays and lesbian suffer from hatephobia when deaing with westboro baptist church" What is the definition of "hatephobia"?


charles lee

Instruction: "charles lee must pay for all he has done" What is the definition of "charles lee"?


blumpkie-9 plus one

a blumpkin is when a guy is a taking a dump and getting a blowjob at the same time

Instruction: "john was in the bathroom getting a blumpkie-9 plus one" What is the definition of "blumpkie-9 plus one"?


charmina

charmina /shar-mine-a/ (charmin toilet paper + vagina) occurs when a female has dries her cooch with low grade toilet paper leaving tp crumbs behind

Instruction: "sweetie, can we take a shower before getting into it? you've got some mad charmina" What is the definition of "charmina"?


aweabewoop

Context: phineas (to virgil): aweabewoop

(away-uh-bay-oop) an abbreviation for the sentence: all women everywhere always blow everything way out of proportion

Instruction: "phineas (to virgil): aweabewoop" What is the definition of "aweabewoop"?


corybantic

Instruction: "u corybantic bitch opening a bottle with ur vagina" What is the definition of "corybantic"?


psychoic

Instruction: ""my psychoic skills are working well today said in response to knowing something is going to happen while you are "off your rocker" or having a crazy busy day"" What is the definition of "psychoic"?


largesity

largesity - ones ability to be large yet not be called fat, chubby or obese

Instruction: "prince fielder became a vegetarian in 2008, some say he did so to deflect attention from his largesity" What is the definition of "largesity"?


b b's

Instruction: ""that guy just shot me with some copper b b's" What is the definition of "b b's"?


b b's

Instruction: ""that guy just shot me with some copper b b's" What is the definition of "b b's"?


goolarstar

an imaginary, mythical, fire breathing mongoose like creature that often crosses the road in front of cars

Instruction: "look son, i think we just squashed another goolarstar" What is the definition of "goolarstar"?


petlust

when someone (normally ugly fat and single) fucks a pet

Instruction: "*look up petlust in the web +ok +whoa people actually do this" What is the definition of "petlust"?


barley pop

"another name for my good friend "beer""

Instruction: "i'm quite parched and could use another barley pop" What is the definition of "barley pop"?


clour

"pronounced "clower"  after a night of heavy drinking the hour in which one finds him/herself and/or others particularly witty, clever or funny

Instruction: "dude that's fucking funny, are you having clour or what?" What is the definition of "clour"?


mic hair

prior to wearing an overhead headset the user is subject to flattening of the hair

Instruction: "friend 1: what's this line on my head? friend 2: you've got mic hair" What is the definition of "mic hair"?


lemongrab

a yellow, lemon-headed, man-shaped character from adventure time

Instruction: ""person 1: have you seen that lemongrab guy on adventure time? person 2: you mean the guy who yells, "unacceptable" What is the definition of "lemongrab"?


man lunch

a lunch that involves just men eating things like meat, potatoes, fried food etc

Instruction: "it's friday, so brian, joe and dave just went to a steak and burger joint for a nice man lunch" What is the definition of "man lunch"?


bonejohn

Instruction: "come here baby - i have got a nice tumescent bonejohn upon which you  should squat" What is the definition of "bonejohn"?


westbrooked

not having the mental ability to remember anything, being constantly confused

Instruction: ""-"where were you for the scheduled meeting today?" -"sorry i westbrooked it"  -wow, i really fucked that up" What is the definition of "westbrooked"?


avant garde hip-hop

hip hop music made almost exclusivly by white males for other white males

Instruction: ""anticon fan: "yo, i'ma go listen to some avant garde hip-hop shit and read chemistry books"  "" What is the definition of "avant garde hip-hop"?


blowgey

a fellacio, or blowjob, given to and/or receieved by a senior citizen

Instruction: "that old man is totally getting a blowgey" What is the definition of "blowgey"?


frigar

Context: noone can be like frigar

Instruction: "noone can be like frigar" What is the definition of "frigar"?


dome syndrome

the aggravated state a man gets in when he has not received dome for an extended period of time

Instruction: "quentin: holy fuck im about to kill someone dan: looks like you have dome syndrome" What is the definition of "dome syndrome"?


barenaked ladies

Context: 1) barenaked ladies rock my world

1) by far the coolest band in a long time

Instruction: "1) barenaked ladies rock my world" What is the definition of "barenaked ladies"?


barenaked ladies

the band that kicks your favorite band's ass!

Instruction: "i though my favorite band was good, but barenaked ladies kicks ass" What is the definition of "barenaked ladies"?


barenaked ladies

"the most awesome band ev-ar! consisting of steven page, ed robertson, jim creeggan, tyler stewart, and kevin hearn

Instruction: "barenaked ladies concerts are my favorite place to be" What is the definition of "barenaked ladies"?


barenaked ladies

a gimmick band that fell off the map that no one misses

Instruction: "the barenaked ladies haven't been relevant for a long time, as evidenced by the dates of definitions on this page" What is the definition of "barenaked ladies"?


dick in ass

Instruction: "the feeling you get after a good firm hand shake can be descirbed as dick in ass" What is the definition of "dick in ass"?


beaktor

a person whose nose is so large that it resembles a carnivorous bird's beak

Instruction: "whatever caitlin, just keep drinking your zima with your friend beaktor over there" What is the definition of "beaktor"?


shit eating

to be exceptionally smug, full of oneself

Instruction: "after that gummer i had a shit eating grin" What is the definition of "shit eating"?


shit eating

also refered to as an eater of dung - the uncontrolable urge to snack on dung or feces by amberang or close associate

Instruction: "no know examples as amberang is a very seceretive shit eating person and hides her habit well" What is the definition of "shit eating"?


college of charleston

Instruction: ""sc kid: "why'd you go to college of charleston if south carolina offered you a full ride?"  cofc kid: "had a 3" What is the definition of "college of charleston"?


beautihottiecutiesexilicious

a beautiful woman, not just beautiful though, also hot with a little cute and a little sexy

Instruction: "wow, amanda is such a beautihottiecutiesexilicious" What is the definition of "beautihottiecutiesexilicious"?


fagin

Context: that's fagin

a word to describe a person or situation that is orkward and results in one person feeling embarrassment

Instruction: "that's fagin" What is the definition of "fagin"?


drive thru windblow

Instruction: "bradley got a drive thru windblow at taco bell from smashley" What is the definition of "drive thru windblow"?


fuckterd

Context: man, my bro is such a fuckterd

Instruction: "man, my bro is such a fuckterd" What is the definition of "fuckterd"?


grand delete

Context: about to do a grand delete

"this is a term used by hungry social sites users, who are not getting the tons of attention, they feel a sense of entitlement in receiving

Instruction: "about to do a grand delete" What is the definition of "grand delete"?


c as f

Context: mattie: ey yo, kiyale's freaken c as f

c as f stands for cute as fuck but if you're a dancer, you say cute as fux

Instruction: "mattie: ey yo, kiyale's freaken c as f" What is the definition of "c as f"?


christening

when you take the first hit of the brand new never used bong/pipe/vaporizer or whatever

Instruction: "yo man, i am christening my new gear bong i just got" What is the definition of "christening"?


denk

a racist term for small ginger danish people, denks are usually gay and have pink air maxes

Instruction: "look at tom over there, he's such a denk" What is the definition of "denk"?


denk

Instruction: "bob: hey joe, did you see ray allen's shot last night? joe: naw man but i heard it was denk" What is the definition of "denk"?


denk

a person who is completely socially inept but is at least aware of it

Instruction: "did you enjoy the club last night? no, felt like a denk" What is the definition of "denk"?


denk

"the smallest unit of currency in the british isles

Instruction: "has anyone got a twenty denk for this locker?" What is the definition of "denk"?


denk

Context: denk is a ugly albino

Instruction: "denk is a ugly albino" What is the definition of "denk"?


denk

a racist term for small ginger danish people, denks are usually gay and have pink air maxes

Instruction: "look at tom over there, he's such a denk" What is the definition of "denk"?


denk

Instruction: "bob: hey joe, did you see ray allen's shot last night? joe: naw man but i heard it was denk" What is the definition of "denk"?


denk

a person who is completely socially inept but is at least aware of it

Instruction: "did you enjoy the club last night? no, felt like a denk" What is the definition of "denk"?


denk

"the smallest unit of currency in the british isles

Instruction: "has anyone got a twenty denk for this locker?" What is the definition of "denk"?


denk

Context: denk is a ugly albino

Instruction: "denk is a ugly albino" What is the definition of "denk"?


5 dollar blowjob

often from ugly crackwhores trying to get their next fix of dat crack rock

Instruction: "crackhead - 5 dollar blowjob baby? random guy - hell naw bitch" What is the definition of "5 dollar blowjob"?


cliggy

a cellular telephone or other personal electronic device

Instruction: "please turn off or silence your cliggy during our feature presentation" What is the definition of "cliggy"?


flat back beaver tail

a woman usually white or asian who has little or no back side

Instruction: "man i need a gurl wit a boot i cant have no flat back beaver tail brawd" What is the definition of "flat back beaver tail"?


chip-tipping

the act of placing tortilla/potato chips on a persons body where they do not notice it whilst they are destracted

Instruction: ""anonymous smurf: "smurf#1 and smurf#2 were chip-tipping smurf#3 during the entire talent show" What is the definition of "chip-tipping"?


earl of hamburger

the man that rules over the land of hamburger with an iron fist

Instruction: ""the current earl of hamburger is a tyrant" What is the definition of "earl of hamburger"?


dick huggers

a pair of tight fitting speedos, worn by men, of course

Instruction: "jack wore his dick huggers down the beach, much to the horror of all concerned" What is the definition of "dick huggers"?


dick huggers

Instruction: "i hope you's bringin' some dick huggers with you i need ky 'cause yo dick huggers is too tight" What is the definition of "dick huggers"?


after fap nap

the act of taking that sweet and relaxing nap after [fapping]

Instruction: "jack fapped and once he finished, he took an after fap nap" What is the definition of "after fap nap"?


double play

Instruction: "a: what did you do last night? b: i made a double play" What is the definition of "double play"?


double play

Context: very few men have managed a double play

to pick up two girls at a bar and take them home with you for some action

Instruction: "very few men have managed a double play" What is the definition of "double play"?


double play

when you take a massive dook that not only scrapes the bowl, it also plugs the toilet

Instruction: "i had to use the plunger and toilet brush after having a double play" What is the definition of "double play"?


the coiled snake

the act of inserting only the shaft of ones penis into the anal cavity of a female

Instruction: ""did you really fuck her in the ass with you limp flaccid folded dick?  "yeah dude, i totally gave her the coiled snake" What is the definition of "the coiled snake"?


antistalking

methodically learning another person's routine in order to systematically avoid them

Instruction: "bradley is antistalking his boss today because he hates the bastard" What is the definition of "antistalking"?


un-cut

Instruction: "i am not going to watch the un-cut version of the video" What is the definition of "un-cut"?


getting skunky

Instruction: "i'm getting skunky tonight, it's been a crazy ass week" What is the definition of "getting skunky"?


boob lines

when a girl/woman wears a very tight shirt causing the side of the shirt near the boobs to form lines

Instruction: "that girls shirt is so tight, you can see the boob lines" What is the definition of "boob lines"?


biker's nod

"greeting common among cyclists passing each other on the road

Instruction: "i couldn't lift my hands off the handlebars to say hi to that guy passing me on the road, so i gave him the biker's nod instead" What is the definition of "biker's nod"?


wally world

Instruction: "you going to wal*mart? yea i love wally world" What is the definition of "wally world"?


wally world

Instruction: "jon: did you buy the toilet paper yet?  dave: no, i still haven't been to wally world" What is the definition of "wally world"?


consensual rape

when two people are on the ground playfighting in positions that looks more like violent sex to anyone nearby

Instruction: "two people start talking, they start playfully arguing, and the next thing you know, consensual rape has occurred" What is the definition of "consensual rape"?


clemmey

dumping a girl so you can fuck another chick, then getting back together with the first girl

Instruction: "ted pulled a clemmey on april when he dumped her, fucked kate, then got back together with her" What is the definition of "clemmey"?


celie

Context: because celie is

unique in many ways, has her own world to herself, and enjoys ife as much as she can

Instruction: "because celie is" What is the definition of "celie"?


dangerholtz

the single most dangerous jewish man to ever walk the face of the earth

Instruction: "i once saw dangerholtz ruin this kid's shit for blinking" What is the definition of "dangerholtz"?


breast-balling

you have a ridiculously huge source of funds to cater to your endless fantasies of having the most appealing breast appearance in your social cliche

Instruction: "wow, did you see brittany at the game last tuesday?  yeah bro, shes breast-balling" What is the definition of "breast-balling"?


lamron

the act of being abnormal, exuding abnormalities, breaking the status quo

Instruction: "don't be a brainwashed drone like all the other retards in our area, be lamron" What is the definition of "lamron"?


fapolume

Context: i had a huge fapolume when i saw her

Instruction: "i had a huge fapolume when i saw her" What is the definition of "fapolume"?


blowskies

Instruction: "ted threw a huge party last night and got blowskies in return" What is the definition of "blowskies"?


bite my crunchy brown ass

Instruction: "ginger bread man: bite my crunchy brown ass" What is the definition of "bite my crunchy brown ass"?


lbj

Instruction: "lbj was the thirty-sixth president of the united states (1963–1969)" What is the definition of "lbj"?


lbj

splashing someone in the face with scalding hot semen (heated on the stove) just as lyndon b

Instruction: "some people grow to enjoy recieving a lbj from time to time" What is the definition of "lbj"?


lbj

"the greatest mixed drink known to mankind

Instruction: "bro i got so drunk after that third lbj you made for me" What is the definition of "lbj"?


lbj

Instruction: "while at the drive thru the other day, i ordered a blt, while receiving my lbj" What is the definition of "lbj"?


juhaima

the most fat person ever exist and loves to eat foods that high in cholesterol

Instruction: "juhaima can't go upstairs because of her weight, so sad" What is the definition of "juhaima"?


dank ass

really high quality stuff, mostly used to discribe [weed], but can be used as an adjective for most anything

Instruction: "that was some dank ass herb we just smoked" What is the definition of "dank ass"?


dank ass

formely used to describe how high someone is

Instruction: "get off you muthah fuckin dank ass and make me some mexican food, mom" What is the definition of "dank ass"?


donna mary deknight

international drag queen sensation, with unlimited alter egos and drag sisters

Instruction: "'larve, i just saw donna mary deknight whirl a bitchy elite spot" What is the definition of "donna mary deknight"?


groceries

Instruction: "dude 1: n*gga please, that shit is groceries" What is the definition of "groceries"?


groceries

Instruction: "hey chief those were some good groceries" What is the definition of "groceries"?


groceries

Context: look at those groceries

background is blues/jazz(can't get any more urban) meaning a womans backside

Instruction: "look at those groceries" What is the definition of "groceries"?


groceries

a slang word to describe something that is cool, cute, awesome, [bomb] and so on

Instruction: "kaitlyn: how do i look? tenley: girl, you look groceries" What is the definition of "groceries"?


groceries

Context: lets go get some groceries

southern slang for food or something to eat

Instruction: "lets go get some groceries" What is the definition of "groceries"?


groceries

an alternative word for alcohol, used by teens that are underage

Instruction: "person 1: are you goin to that party? person 2: ya man, i heard theres goin to be mad groceries" What is the definition of "groceries"?


groceries

Context: hey, i need to purchase some groceries

Instruction: "hey, i need to purchase some groceries" What is the definition of "groceries"?


burnbotting

physically mimicking a robot to emphasize how badly one has figuratively burned someone

Instruction: "upon completion of his [diss] on his mates, nigel was burnbotting throughout the pub" What is the definition of "burnbotting"?


alaskan flounder basket

Instruction: "lawrence gave latoya an alaskan flounder basket" What is the definition of "alaskan flounder basket"?


triton eye

the same as the above but with preuss school ucsd students being effected by preuss school ucsd males

Instruction: "after six years, the triton eye began to effect chris as he realized that despite his better judgment nicole was attractive" What is the definition of "triton eye"?


s.v

Instruction: "dang, did you see that kid at the store, thats an s.v" What is the definition of "s.v"?


s.v

Instruction: "ohhhh, someone has s.v because so and so broke up with her" What is the definition of "s.v"?


fuck face

Context: get out my way fuck face

Instruction: "get out my way fuck face" What is the definition of "fuck face"?


alovist

Context: i don't believe in love; i'm an alovist

Instruction: "i don't believe in love; i'm an alovist" What is the definition of "alovist"?


blayz

Instruction: "wow did you see mark at the party he is a complete blayz" What is the definition of "blayz"?


charlie waters

Instruction: "guy 1: how was stuff with sarah last night? guy 2: well good, she gave me a well nice charlie waters" What is the definition of "charlie waters"?


bug glug

when there's an insect in your beer but you drink it anyway

Instruction: "it was so hot in the beer garden that i did a bug glug instead of pouring my drink away" What is the definition of "bug glug"?


airnab

Context: guy 1: whoah that guy is such a airnab

some morbidly obese kid with shit for brains and thinks they are god's gift

Instruction: "guy 1: whoah that guy is such a airnab" What is the definition of "airnab"?


ball butter

Context: dude this is rancid ball butter

that gooey residue that stays on your nuts after sweating all day

Instruction: "dude this is rancid ball butter" What is the definition of "ball butter"?


ball butter

the cheese that develops on the tea bags on a hot day, while playing sports, or while having sexual intercourse

Instruction: "i tea-bagged timmy the other day while he was passed out drunk & left a moist sheet of ball butter on his forehead" What is the definition of "ball butter"?


dorkified

when someone starts dressing like a total dork, after years of doing the opposite

Instruction: "have you seen john mayer lately? the guy totally dorkified himself" What is the definition of "dorkified"?


Context: i am 2hatm to think rationally

Instruction: "i am 2hatm to think rationally" What is the definition of "2hatm"?


charsexual

a person who isn't attracked to males or females

Instruction: "girl: hey wanna go out with me sometime? boy: no sorry girl: why not?? are you gay or something? boy: no i'm charsexual" What is the definition of "charsexual"?


aminzagain

Context: the aminzagain was amazing

Instruction: "the aminzagain was amazing" What is the definition of "aminzagain"?


clown car

a bunch of people in one small car or room or house

Instruction: "mike pulled up in a clown car and was the 9th person out of the car" What is the definition of "clown car"?


clown car

"clown car (or "clowncar") is the nickname for the soviet ba-64 vehicle in the realistic war game red orchestra: ostfront 41-45

Instruction: ""k guys let's try to pile as many soldiers as possible on this clown car and open up a can of pwnage on them lolol" What is the definition of "clown car"?


arse in his hand

used to describe a person who is in a bad mood

Instruction: "don't expect a smile out of him- he's got his arse in his hand" What is the definition of "arse in his hand"?


helmet-head

Context: ['do you have a helmet-head yet?

the feeling and/or sensation of wearing an invisible helmet while being high

Instruction: "['do you have a helmet-head yet?" What is the definition of "helmet-head"?


airitated

when the air around you is so hot, it angers you

Instruction: ""the humid, summer afternoon airitated the hell out of me" What is the definition of "airitated"?