giygas

the ruler of eagleland ten years in the future

Instruction: "giygas will destroy you if you deny his all mighty power" What is the definition of "giygas"?


boombalatti

one who waddles side to side with fat knees, ankles, elbows and wrists

Instruction: "i was at the chinese buffet and this fatty boombalatti wouldn't let me at the moo shu pork" What is the definition of "boombalatti"?


chillposting

Context: ok lol your chillposting proves nothing

when you use minimal vocabulary and punctuation to try and look like you don't care about a subject on an internet forum

Instruction: "ok lol your chillposting proves nothing" What is the definition of "chillposting"?


bell pepper

Instruction: "she wants this bell pepper all night long" What is the definition of "bell pepper"?


chocofuck

to have or do the action of sexual intercourse or any other sexual action involving obscene amount of chocolate in any form or kind (milk chocolate, vanilla, dark chocolate ect

Instruction: "go get the chocolate, we're gonna chocofuck tonight" What is the definition of "chocofuck"?


Context: can be found at everything2

Instruction: "can be found at everything2" What is the definition of "everything2"?


Instruction: "have you seen the how to archive on everything2" What is the definition of "everything2"?


afroamericasian

a man or woman of african, american, and asian descent throughout their family history

Instruction: "the afroamericasian man slapped my donkey" What is the definition of "afroamericasian"?


fart nugget

"a fart nugget accours when you are with a group of friends and you feel a little gas coming on

Instruction: "damn sue i think i just released a fart nugget" What is the definition of "fart nugget"?


fart nugget

Instruction: "aww man theres a fart nugget in my pants i shouldn't have pushed so hard" What is the definition of "fart nugget"?


fart nugget

the nugget size turds that are blown out of your butt when you fart

Instruction: "that dog over there just made a fart nugget" What is the definition of "fart nugget"?


fart nugget

an insult toward someone, when you would prefer to not swear

Instruction: ""you fart nugget (taking the place of [bitch])" What is the definition of "fart nugget"?


fart nugget

Context: i think i pulled a fart nugget

when an individual releases gas from the sphincter, and blows a secretion of crap that had been hanging there before

Instruction: "i think i pulled a fart nugget" What is the definition of "fart nugget"?


bobbang

Context: hello, my name is bobbang

"a person formerly known as "bryony" before its best friend jessica's 2 year old brother named it "bobbang" due to an incapability to say the word "bryony"

Instruction: "hello, my name is bobbang" What is the definition of "bobbang"?


eggnogling

to ogle or [eye fuck] a stranger during the christmas season

Instruction: "i can't stop eggnogling that [chick] over there in the christmas sweater" What is the definition of "eggnogling"?


eggnogling

something atheists are guilty of when they are forced out of their basements by their parents and taken to church

Instruction: "harry the gay atheist was eggnogling gary, the priest" What is the definition of "eggnogling"?


folkcore

Context: folkcore is the essence of beauty

art, the culmination of being, eternity and the universe in one entity, the ultimate truth

Instruction: "folkcore is the essence of beauty" What is the definition of "folkcore"?


debt collector

"someone that beats their meat vigorously as if it owns you money

Instruction: "room mate: hey why do you keep yelling so much in your room about money and paying up??  rpac: duh cause i'm a debt collector" What is the definition of "debt collector"?


debt collector

Context: a debt collector called during dinner

the jackass calls constantly and always at the wrong time

Instruction: "a debt collector called during dinner" What is the definition of "debt collector"?


bitch sticker

"another name for a tramp stamp, which is a tattoo situated on the lower back

Instruction: "when my friend came by this weekend, she had a wicked new bitch sticker" What is the definition of "bitch sticker"?


augustiner

augustiner bier: the finest of all bavarian beers

Instruction: "augustiner is so much better than [l�wenbr�u]" What is the definition of "augustiner"?


not my style

Context: chicken is not my style

what you say when you dont like something

Instruction: "chicken is not my style" What is the definition of "not my style"?


chingrabber

one who is seemingly homosexual and or gay

Instruction: "see that guy that just walked in? what a chingrabber" What is the definition of "chingrabber"?


honk if you think i should kill myself

a rare bumper sticker that sarcastically puts the life of the driver in other drivers' hands

Instruction: "honk at the guy, he has a honk if you think i should kill myself sticker and he just cut you off" What is the definition of "honk if you think i should kill myself"?


chance laneyy

Instruction: ""-"whoa,that chance laneyy kid is fine as hell"  -"holy shit,i just met the most amazing guy i've ever came into contact with" What is the definition of "chance laneyy"?


dan chow

Context: that guy named dan chow ate a seagull

Instruction: "that guy named dan chow ate a seagull" What is the definition of "dan chow"?


flux incapacitor

(drinking game)  three people put to cups of beer in front of them and there is one full cup in the center

Instruction: "let's make a flux incapacitor and get blasted motherfuckers" What is the definition of "flux incapacitor"?


bubblage

Context: check out the bubblage on dr

Instruction: "check out the bubblage on dr" What is the definition of "bubblage"?


awesomebump

a gesture of admiration for someone that is symbolized by pounding your flat-fist against his/her

Instruction: "when he totally owned a nerd, his friend gave him an awesomebump" What is the definition of "awesomebump"?


costanza parking

getting the best parking spot, usually located directly in front of the doors of the desired destination

Instruction: "dude look at this costanza parking  i pulled a costanza parking spot" What is the definition of "costanza parking"?


caviness

Context: that guy is a caviness

a marine that rants and yells all day who has heart problems and limps when he gets mad

Instruction: "that guy is a caviness" What is the definition of "caviness"?


bengal tigerz

Context: oh sh**t,run,its the bengal tigerz

derived from a group set up in the 80's to protect the bangladeshi community from the national front

Instruction: "oh sh**t,run,its the bengal tigerz" What is the definition of "bengal tigerz"?


jellybelly

a person whos flab is overlaped like seven times

Instruction: "haha you are very very fat with your flab you jellybelly" What is the definition of "jellybelly"?


blratt

Context: im a pop yo ass bitch blratt blratt

a [gangster] noise supposedly immitating a gun which is automatic pronunciation  b-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-r-r-r-a-t-t

Instruction: "im a pop yo ass bitch blratt blratt" What is the definition of "blratt"?


huzaifah

Context: i just made a huzaifah in the toilet

a very smelly and unpleasant thing, usually found in the toilet

Instruction: "i just made a huzaifah in the toilet" What is the definition of "huzaifah"?


baller sauce

Context: baller sauce

something you say when something is awesome

Instruction: "baller sauce" What is the definition of "baller sauce"?


double chocolate thumb pops

when all fingers are clasped together, this leaves both thumbs together in an upright position

Instruction: "i tried to give my girl the double chocolate thumb pops last night but, she shit all over me in mid act" What is the definition of "double chocolate thumb pops"?


gal wine

Context: what a gal wine

Instruction: "what a gal wine" What is the definition of "gal wine"?


aherb

Context: yo calm down there aherb

Instruction: "yo calm down there aherb" What is the definition of "aherb"?


hose bag

Instruction: "bradley, your hose bag of a mom hates me" What is the definition of "hose bag"?


cleveland pickle

when a male and or female excretes feces into a females vagina, this feels extremely good if you do it correctly

Instruction: "i gave stacy a cleveland pickle last night, she yelled so loud in to my right ear" What is the definition of "cleveland pickle"?


brazil'd

"to get defeated and demoralized especially "on your home field

Instruction: "they didn't just lose dude, they got fucking brazil'd" What is the definition of "brazil'd"?


brazil'd

Context: dave: i just brazil'd my job interview

a loss or losing of something of colossal magnitude

Instruction: "dave: i just brazil'd my job interview" What is the definition of "brazil'd"?


music mining

"the act of listening to large quantities of music in order to find the "gems", or the songs you like

Instruction: "i've been music mining all day, and everything i've listened to is trash" What is the definition of "music mining"?


go step on a lego

go away stop bugging me and because i can't think of any other good comeback

Instruction: "when someone you hate tells you something and you can't think of any good comebacks you say go step on a lego" What is the definition of "go step on a lego"?


chambless booty

Context: look at that chambless booty dancing

Instruction: "look at that chambless booty dancing" What is the definition of "chambless booty"?


encrypt

Context: watch me encrypt my underpants

Instruction: "watch me encrypt my underpants" What is the definition of "encrypt"?


british person

people that come from the countries england, scotland and wales

Instruction: "american: 'oh look there is a british person '  girl: 'i'm english" What is the definition of "british person"?


british person

Context: british person

a person from england, wales or scotland

Instruction: "british person" What is the definition of "british person"?


british person

Instruction: "      american : hiya  british person: hiya       american : omg i love your accent british person : thanks" What is the definition of "british person"?


british person

people that come from the countries england, scotland and wales

Instruction: "american: 'oh look there is a british person '  girl: 'i'm english" What is the definition of "british person"?


british person

Context: british person

a person from england, wales or scotland

Instruction: "british person" What is the definition of "british person"?


british person

Instruction: "      american : hiya  british person: hiya       american : omg i love your accent british person : thanks" What is the definition of "british person"?


atroy

Context: what atroy

Instruction: "what atroy" What is the definition of "atroy"?


pimpology

pimpology is the study of pimpin and how to pimp

Instruction: "hoe: where you that pimpology degree at? me:at the university of texas" What is the definition of "pimpology"?


pimpology

Instruction: "i'm so happy, i just got a phd in pimpology" What is the definition of "pimpology"?


clitoritical

Context: that girl is so clitoritical

the adjective form of the word [clitorous]

Instruction: "that girl is so clitoritical" What is the definition of "clitoritical"?


bascom

Context: i'm so about to bascom you

when you are a complete and utter asshole to someone or try and talk down to them

Instruction: "i'm so about to bascom you" What is the definition of "bascom"?


bybis

Instruction: "lithuanian: ant stalo gulėjo didelis juodas guminis bybis" What is the definition of "bybis"?


afterneath

referencing a point later than another point in a file

Instruction: "the part you're looking for is afterneath this one right here" What is the definition of "afterneath"?


afterneath

Context: this beer has a great afterneath flavor

the hidden flavor in a beer which comes both under and after the beginning flavor

Instruction: "this beer has a great afterneath flavor" What is the definition of "afterneath"?


shadowcontractor

Instruction: "the shadowcontractor made a deal with the true evil" What is the definition of "shadowcontractor"?


consued

Instruction: "the girl scored 3 goals in a soccer game, it was consued" What is the definition of "consued"?


kalonline

Instruction: "wow, its 3 o'clock already? man, kalonline just sucked away more of my life" What is the definition of "kalonline"?


bivot

a pubic hair that gets lodged between your teeth

Instruction: "can anyone lend me some floss, i have a bivot i cant get rid of" What is the definition of "bivot"?


full circle

Instruction: "guy: let's have sex  girl: i don't think i'm ready for full circle just yet" What is the definition of "full circle"?


ankle skater

someone who can`t skate and looks like they are walking around the ice on their ankles

Instruction: "- why doesn`t john play hockey - because he`s an ankle skater" What is the definition of "ankle skater"?


manie

Context: "yo, that shit was manie

Instruction: ""yo, that shit was manie" What is the definition of "manie"?


cock builder

Instruction: "used positively: did you see that little blond with the glasses that just walked in?  she'ssuch a cock builder" What is the definition of "cock builder"?


incestmolestfest

a festival of love involving at least 6 parties who are related in some way

Instruction: "this holiday i will be attending the best incestmolestfest out west" What is the definition of "incestmolestfest"?


cyber rubbernecker

someone who likes to check out the comments section underneath online articles while aware of the absurdity and ignorance he/she will encounter

Instruction: "i just read an article about politics, and being the cyber rubbernecker that i am, went straight for the comments section" What is the definition of "cyber rubbernecker"?


bachelor blaster

a [sexual] experience in which a female [ejaculates] onto a man's face

Instruction: "able to produce large amounts of [cum], alicia gave her boyfriend the bachelor blaster" What is the definition of "bachelor blaster"?


compatronize

Instruction: ""don't compatronize me with pats on the back and "there there"s" What is the definition of "compatronize"?


buffstuff

Context: wow hes proper buffstuff shawtey

Instruction: "wow hes proper buffstuff shawtey" What is the definition of "buffstuff"?


abrah

the best friend a person could ever have despite her inability to choose between cable and wine

Instruction: "you have to learn to be very abrah in order to work here" What is the definition of "abrah"?


cat juice

Context: eew, fluffy got cat juice on me

the unidentifiable liquid that comes off of a cat's mouth when it shakes its head quickly

Instruction: "eew, fluffy got cat juice on me" What is the definition of "cat juice"?


cat juice

Context: fluffy is full of cat juice

the pungent, aromatic nectar that leaks from a cat's eyes when you hug it too hard

Instruction: "fluffy is full of cat juice" What is the definition of "cat juice"?


bropocket

Context: kaley, get my pen out of your bropocket

Instruction: "kaley, get my pen out of your bropocket" What is the definition of "bropocket"?


bropocket

Context: eww that man just tried to bropocket me

"when an obnoxious man tries the pick-up line "reach into my pocket for a surprise" or some such variation

Instruction: "eww that man just tried to bropocket me" What is the definition of "bropocket"?


ducklady

a regualar appearing female whom walks with the look of how a duck would walk

Instruction: "hahahahahah look over there at that ducklady" What is the definition of "ducklady"?


pink sock

(n) this is the result of excessive anal plundering

Instruction: "when i left prison, i had a pink sock the size of texas" What is the definition of "pink sock"?


pink sock

slang term for prolapse rectum, or anal prolapse, a medical condition in which the colon is turned inside out and may protude out the anus

Instruction: "i was so constipated, when i finally took a dump it felt like i had a pink sock" What is the definition of "pink sock"?


jewnastics

Instruction: "look at jimmy shaker doing the jewnastics" What is the definition of "jewnastics"?


beating the banana

a slang term for the act of masturbation

Instruction: "i walked into my son's room yesterday and caught him beating the banana" What is the definition of "beating the banana"?


balla boo

Context: tatiana's a balla boo

Instruction: "tatiana's a balla boo" What is the definition of "balla boo"?


dick things

things that people do to each other that is mean or messed up

Instruction: "that guy did an ass ton of dick things to adele" What is the definition of "dick things"?


canoe sex

Context: hey this beer is canoe sex

Instruction: "hey this beer is canoe sex" What is the definition of "canoe sex"?


amy standen

Context: amy standen rocks my socks :]

Instruction: "amy standen rocks my socks :]" What is the definition of "amy standen"?


blondies

a dessert that is similar in appearance, texture, and recipe to brownies, but the chocolate is left out in favor of a variety of fruits

Instruction: "eve brought some home-made brownies and blondies to mike's party" What is the definition of "blondies"?


blondies

Context: dayum did you see those blondies

Instruction: "dayum did you see those blondies" What is the definition of "blondies"?


emmeneffin

Context: s my emmeneffin d, dude

Instruction: "s my emmeneffin d, dude" What is the definition of "emmeneffin"?


emuni

Context: emuni is a nigga that lives in comptun

Instruction: "emuni is a nigga that lives in comptun" What is the definition of "emuni"?


towhead

Context: she's awful bright for a towhead

Instruction: "she's awful bright for a towhead" What is the definition of "towhead"?


clovered

Instruction: "i was hoping to see jessica alba fully naked in machete, but she was clovered just enough to still leave nothing to the imagination" What is the definition of "clovered"?


beat it up

Context: b's gonna beat it up this weekend

Instruction: "b's gonna beat it up this weekend" What is the definition of "beat it up"?


beat it up

Context: man me and ur mom just beat it up

Instruction: "man me and ur mom just beat it up" What is the definition of "beat it up"?


beat it up

Instruction: ""my buddy ben beat it up with this fat chick in seffner" What is the definition of "beat it up"?


adamission

Context: damn, i got caught in the adamission :/

the signature hold-down / pin of adamski, an english judoka

Instruction: "damn, i got caught in the adamission :/" What is the definition of "adamission"?


boot-hoof

Instruction: "man ya'll betta shut the fuck up before i boot-hoof you outa dis place" What is the definition of "boot-hoof"?


bear paw

when you get shit on your hand during sexual intercourse

Instruction: "after having sex with that messy bottom i had a bear paw" What is the definition of "bear paw"?


bear paw

a bear paw is the male act of ejaculating on your hand after oral sex, then slapping your partner in the face with your sperm covered hand

Instruction: "i was getting head and she wanted me to go on her face, but i thought that was pretty gross so i gave her a bear paw" What is the definition of "bear paw"?


bear paw

Context: im about to go throw in a bear paw

when you take a tin of long cut chewing tobbacco and put half of it in your mouth

Instruction: "im about to go throw in a bear paw" What is the definition of "bear paw"?


bear paw

Context: herman: bear paw

"the act of hitting a person with your hand while the fingers are curled inwards, but not in a fist

Instruction: "herman: bear paw" What is the definition of "bear paw"?


bear paw

the outer labia (pussy lips) of an extremely obese woman

Instruction: "when i spread those thunder thighs i didn't expect to see a bear paw where her pussy was suppose to be" What is the definition of "bear paw"?


host shotgun

Instruction: "sean: dude i just got killed by that guy peter: dont feel bad hes got the host shotgun" What is the definition of "host shotgun"?


bozers

an extinct animal living off the turds of the t rex

Instruction: "look at those bozers eating turds while getting humped by the other bozers" What is the definition of "bozers"?


bladow

Instruction: "she was really thin, but her chest was like bladow" What is the definition of "bladow"?


bladow

Context: oly 2k5 table was bladow

when you know somethings completly awesome and there are no words to describe it, so you just say bladow

Instruction: "oly 2k5 table was bladow" What is the definition of "bladow"?


bladow

when you know something is completly awesome and you can not find words for it

Instruction: "blue police all-star table of oly2k5 was bladow" What is the definition of "bladow"?


bladow

when, during sex, a man ejaculates into his hand and before his partner realizes he throws the contents in a quick motion onto them and shouts bladow!

Instruction: ""see that girl at the bar, i'm gonna bladow her later  "ugh, i was totally bladowed last night" What is the definition of "bladow"?


arnold schwarzenegger

famous former bodybuilder and hollywood action star turned politician

Instruction: "thanks to his movies and outspoken political ambitions, everyone has at least heard of arnold schwarzenegger" What is the definition of "arnold schwarzenegger"?


arnold schwarzenegger

"the greatest bodybuilder of all time! helped make bodybuilding the popular sport it is today by starring in the famous "pumping iron", and bringing bodybuilding into the mainstream

Instruction: "arnold schwarzenegger kicks girly-men's asses" What is the definition of "arnold schwarzenegger"?


arnold schwarzenegger

a t-800 sent thorw time by skynet  to infiltrate america and slowly  work it's way up to  president

Instruction: "don't fuck with arnold schwarzenegger he's a terminator" What is the definition of "arnold schwarzenegger"?


arrested developement

Instruction: "what show is even better than degrassi? arrested developement" What is the definition of "arrested developement"?


eves

the edge or outskirts of a forest, usually containing bushes or small plants, or a few distantly spread trees

Instruction: "we had to get through the eves before we could enter the forest" What is the definition of "eves"?


karma-gret

the basic theory when you do something good and something awful happens in return and vice versa

Instruction: "i karma-gret covering a shift for my co-worker, and missed out on free concert tickets" What is the definition of "karma-gret"?


de-ja not view

the confusion caused when watching two different series of the same programme on competing channels for example er

Instruction: "michelle realised that she was experiencing de-ja not view when she watched er, never being sure whether george clooney was back or hadn't yet left" What is the definition of "de-ja not view"?


cunt gazebo

a small, wooden shelter, to be used as a resting place for the penis after a long night of red hot sex

Instruction: "honey, this cunt gazebo is quite comforable" What is the definition of "cunt gazebo"?


axious

Context: that is an axious statement

Instruction: "that is an axious statement" What is the definition of "axious"?


misralitus

depressed, feeling low , fed up , had enough

Instruction: "' not today, i've got bare misralitus bro '" What is the definition of "misralitus"?


dork butt

Context: joe is such a dork butt

some one who is acting like a dork but also being a pain in the butt

Instruction: "joe is such a dork butt" What is the definition of "dork butt"?


dork butt

Context: john is such a dork butt

someone who is a dork butt is someone who enjoys a penis in his ass

Instruction: "john is such a dork butt" What is the definition of "dork butt"?


cell trance

a trance-like state invoked by talking through a cellphone, in which people walk around and fumble with things aimlessly

Instruction: "my friend went in to cell trance last night and almost got hit by a car, because he did not pay attention to his surroundings" What is the definition of "cell trance"?


a kelly

when you are on an international work trip and you get so wasted that you miss your flight home

Instruction: "karl was such an idiot, we went out in vienna and he pulled a kelly and didn't make it home until monday" What is the definition of "a kelly"?


brutus'd

when someone gets the life beat out of them

Instruction: "i was online the other and man i got brutus'd" What is the definition of "brutus'd"?


butt wizard

Context: "you, dirty rotten butt wizard

Instruction: ""you, dirty rotten butt wizard" What is the definition of "butt wizard"?


bigswanger

a term used to describe the size of one's genitals

Instruction: "he bragged about being a bigswanger even though his manhood was quite small" What is the definition of "bigswanger"?


anna sheffield

Instruction: "no one makes me laugh like anna sheffield" What is the definition of "anna sheffield"?


cherry tops

Context: cherry tops lets cheese it

Instruction: "cherry tops lets cheese it" What is the definition of "cherry tops"?


flanthrax

Context: you better gargle that jizz flanthrax

one who sucks off older men then gargles their cum for two minutes after ejaculation

Instruction: "you better gargle that jizz flanthrax" What is the definition of "flanthrax"?


inability

Context: *his/her inability to find work

Instruction: "*his/her inability to find work" What is the definition of "inability"?


cock manifesting

to stop someone from cockblocking a friend or fellow man

Instruction: "katie was definitely trying to cockblock you dude, but no worries because i was cock manifesting and she's no longer a problem" What is the definition of "cock manifesting"?


boredosityness

Context: she was dying of boredosityness

Instruction: "she was dying of boredosityness" What is the definition of "boredosityness"?


meme fiend

a person who posts obscene amounts of memes of facebook and/or tumblr, consequently clogging your activity feed (see [spam])

Instruction: "guy 1: hey, i think i should add belle's as a friend on facebook guy 2: nah mate, watch out, she's a meme fiend" What is the definition of "meme fiend"?


a-holedom

the act of being an a-hole, or in more literal terms, an asshole

Instruction: "man, if i don't get my metamucil soon, my boredom will change to a-holedom" What is the definition of "a-holedom"?


brain fuck

Context: oh, brain fuck

the condition usually experienced after regaining consciousness after tripping your balls off (using lsd) as your mind attempts to recover

Instruction: "oh, brain fuck" What is the definition of "brain fuck"?


class a dickhead

Instruction: "a [chav] who steals your bike is likely to be a class a dickhead" What is the definition of "class a dickhead"?


barren wastland

"the place between a girls legs, the "sahhara desert""

Instruction: "jesus spent 40 dayes and fourty days and 40 nights in a barren wastland" What is the definition of "barren wastland"?


photogrophise

Context: i need to photogrophise this moment

"another way of saying "taking a photo""

Instruction: "i need to photogrophise this moment" What is the definition of "photogrophise"?


delphiwater

Context: man, i love delphiwater

Instruction: "man, i love delphiwater" What is the definition of "delphiwater"?


drift trike

Context: nice drift trike

drift trikes are tricycles that have slick rear wheels, normally made from a hard plastic material

Instruction: "nice drift trike" What is the definition of "drift trike"?


cantina band

Context: cantina band star wars cool

star wars theme/cantina band was a single recorded by meco, taken from the album star wars and other galactic funk

Instruction: "cantina band star wars cool" What is the definition of "cantina band"?


Instruction: "|]0oo|) |\/|'/ |304|2|] 607 |>\/\/|\/3|} |3'/ 73|=| 404ums |4$7 /\/" What is the definition of "404ums"?


chocolate socket

slang term for anus, specifically an anus used for anal intercourse

Instruction: "i could not wait to stick my cock into jill's chocolate socket" What is the definition of "chocolate socket"?


byned

verb -to be tricked into believing complete and utter nonsense

Instruction: "i heard something that i came close to believing, then i realized i was almost byned" What is the definition of "byned"?


capin'd

afield, afoul, badly, defectively, erringly, erroneously, faultily, improperly, inappropriately, incorrectly, mistakenly, unfavorably, unsuitably

Instruction: "the shipping paperwork was completely capin'd" What is the definition of "capin'd"?


capin'd

afield, afoul, badly, defectively, erringly, erroneously, faultily, improperly, inappropriately, incorrectly, mistakenly, unfavorably, unsuitably

Instruction: "the shipping paperwork was completely capin'd" What is the definition of "capin'd"?


capin'd

afield, afoul, badly, defectively, erringly, erroneously, faultily, improperly, inappropriately, incorrectly, mistakenly, unfavorably, unsuitably

Instruction: "the shipping paperwork was completely capin'd" What is the definition of "capin'd"?


capin'd

afield, afoul, badly, defectively, erringly, erroneously, faultily, improperly, inappropriately, incorrectly, mistakenly, unfavorably, unsuitably

Instruction: "the shipping paperwork was completely capin'd" What is the definition of "capin'd"?


bella gara

Context: this girl on fakebook is a bella gara

Instruction: "this girl on fakebook is a bella gara" What is the definition of "bella gara"?


frank's monday night special

performing the [rusty trombone] act on a filipino man in the bathroom of a brooklyn pizza joint

Instruction: "tony is normally a pretty macho guy, but he sure loved that frank's monday night special after all those tequila shots on the fifth" What is the definition of "frank's monday night special"?


apolline

name derived from the greek apollo, from the ancient mythical moment when he made the longest line of cocaine ever known to man or god

Instruction: "maate you think you're hardcore, but you could never snort an apolline  apolline: hi, i want everyone to be my friend" What is the definition of "apolline"?


chumpelstilts

Context: dood, you freakin' chumpelstilts

Instruction: "dood, you freakin' chumpelstilts" What is the definition of "chumpelstilts"?


dad humor

a sense of humor that only dads will enjoy

Instruction: "dad: *makes really corny and bad joke* me: oh my god my dad has the worst sense of humor he is literally the king of dad humor" What is the definition of "dad humor"?


european carry all

Instruction: "hey dude is that a purse your carrying?? no way man, it's my european carry all" What is the definition of "european carry all"?


anandita

Instruction: "[mushkin anandita ] [sweetheart anandita ] [anandita baby] [cutie pie anandita ] [tigress anandita ] [monkey anandita]" What is the definition of "anandita"?


caterpillary

something having the look of, or closely resembling a caterpillar

Instruction: "eugene levy is an awesome actor, but his eyebrows are too caterpillary" What is the definition of "caterpillary"?


fond

a warm and fuzzy feeling you have for another person

Instruction: "i am always happy around my friend because i am fond of her" What is the definition of "fond"?


fond

when your driving by a rich persons home and they have a large pond in middle of their front yard

Instruction: "that fond looks great in front of the huge mansion with the landscaping" What is the definition of "fond"?


crandle

Context: crandle

used in a situation that is bad, or a negatice connatation

Instruction: "crandle" What is the definition of "crandle"?


crandle

Context: we entered crandle from the armpit

Instruction: "we entered crandle from the armpit" What is the definition of "crandle"?


crandle

Context: crandle

used in a situation that is bad, or a negatice connatation

Instruction: "crandle" What is the definition of "crandle"?


crandle

Context: we entered crandle from the armpit

Instruction: "we entered crandle from the armpit" What is the definition of "crandle"?


crandle

Context: crandle

used in a situation that is bad, or a negatice connatation

Instruction: "crandle" What is the definition of "crandle"?


crandle

Context: we entered crandle from the armpit

Instruction: "we entered crandle from the armpit" What is the definition of "crandle"?


b'wanna

Context: b'wanna b'wanna b'wanna

Instruction: "b'wanna b'wanna b'wanna" What is the definition of "b'wanna"?


bellevue east

a ghetto school in the middle of a cornfield

Instruction: "oh that's because he is from bellevue east" What is the definition of "bellevue east"?


cloth diapers

cloth diapers are diapers that can be laundered and used over and over again, multiple times

Instruction: "in the dayhome we strictly used cloth diapers on all of the children" What is the definition of "cloth diapers"?


blowtickle

Context: blowtickle

1) the acting of blowing, when bothersome hairs tickle your face

Instruction: "blowtickle" What is the definition of "blowtickle"?


bunker monkey

paintball reference: someone who jumps from bunker to bunker without getting hit

Instruction: "that little bunker monkey is a tough bitch to tag" What is the definition of "bunker monkey"?


dope as fuck

used to describe something that is rather good or entertaining

Instruction: ""dude that movie was dope as fuck or "this chicken is dope as fuck""" What is the definition of "dope as fuck"?


shibbatical

"a combination of the words "shit" and "sabbatical

Instruction: ""hey john o, where are you going with your laptop? "dude, i ate a shitload of taco bell earlier, i'm going on shibbatical" What is the definition of "shibbatical"?


shibbatical

Instruction: "at first i was bummed to have to work that holiday, but then i took a shibbatical in the executive washroom while making time and a half" What is the definition of "shibbatical"?


guettache

the extreme, eye-watering, brain pounding migrane induced by listening to any david guetta produced pop songs

Instruction: "oh man that latest ludacris and david guetta song gave me such a damn guettache i had to lie in bed with the lights off for two hours" What is the definition of "guettache"?


negbooking

posting sad or angry status updates on social media, usually facebook, in effect sharing misery with the entire world

Instruction: ""she was negbooking all morning, saying things like, "i'm so pissed off at my mom" and "i'm going to punch a kitten in the throat" What is the definition of "negbooking"?


dinomight

dinomight is the power, force, and influence held by dino martin over his dinodevoted pallies

Instruction: "the more i listen to our dino sing, watch his flicks, and view clips of his television show the more dinomight our great man has over my life and actions" What is the definition of "dinomight"?


african blowtorch

the act of jamming a metal rod or spear into an unexpected passerby or your partner furiously until it burns like a blowtorch

Instruction: "mark gave billy an african blowtorch last night and he won't be able to walk straight for weeks" What is the definition of "african blowtorch"?


amazonian girl

Instruction: "i was walking through the club when i saw this amazonian girl named jaq with a lime green bra" What is the definition of "amazonian girl"?


amab

Context: a: oh my god i've been banned b: amab

all mods(modders)are bastards  often used on forums, the word is used to show mods that someone dislikes them

Instruction: "a: oh my god i've been banned b: amab" What is the definition of "amab"?


amab

"used in internet forumes, amab is an acronym meaning "all men are bastards""

Instruction: "user 1: my husband slept with his secretary user 2: amab user 1: yeah" What is the definition of "amab"?


buck-wheat style

sex act characterized by forceful foreplay leading to raw dogging (condomless) anal before finishing in the partner's mouth

Instruction: ""i love it when mah man gives it to me buck-wheat style" What is the definition of "buck-wheat style"?


minolta

a poorly run company that sold a variety of mediocre products ranging from office equipment to cameras and medical equipment

Instruction: "my camera works poorly because it was made by minolta" What is the definition of "minolta"?


amro

a very tall, beautiful, poised egyptian man that makes girls' dreams come true with his sensitivity, respect, humility, intelligence, culture and willingness to converse

Instruction: "oh my god i met my amro and i am so, so happy to be alive" What is the definition of "amro"?


amro

"a north african name usual named in egypt

Instruction: "girl: hi boy: hello girl: what's your name? boy: amro" What is the definition of "amro"?


amro

Instruction: ""hey dude, did that little dude do an amro when he got scared?  "one more amro from you son and you're in a lot of trouble" What is the definition of "amro"?


all shall perish

"all shall perish is a deathcore quintet from oakland, california formed in 2002

Instruction: "all shall perish played awsome last night" What is the definition of "all shall perish"?


blue waffle

Context: google blue waffle

Instruction: "google blue waffle" What is the definition of "blue waffle"?


blue waffle

something that you should never google in your life!!!!!!!!!!!!! it is the sickest, vilest thing you will ever see in your life! it will scar you forever

Instruction: "i typed blue waffle in google and hit im feeling lucky i was scarred for life and never used google again im a bing person now" What is the definition of "blue waffle"?


blue waffle

a vaginal infection caused by excessive violent penetration as well as bad personal hygiene

Instruction: ""katie has a nasty blue waffle  "did you hear olivia has got a blue waffle now""" What is the definition of "blue waffle"?


blue waffle

the nastiest looking vaginal disease or std on the face of the earth

Instruction: "jen has blue waffle vagina and it is nasty" What is the definition of "blue waffle"?


blue waffle

Context: google blue waffle

Instruction: "google blue waffle" What is the definition of "blue waffle"?


blue waffle

something that you should never google in your life!!!!!!!!!!!!! it is the sickest, vilest thing you will ever see in your life! it will scar you forever

Instruction: "i typed blue waffle in google and hit im feeling lucky i was scarred for life and never used google again im a bing person now" What is the definition of "blue waffle"?


blue waffle

a vaginal infection caused by excessive violent penetration as well as bad personal hygiene

Instruction: ""katie has a nasty blue waffle  "did you hear olivia has got a blue waffle now""" What is the definition of "blue waffle"?


blue waffle

the nastiest looking vaginal disease or std on the face of the earth

Instruction: "jen has blue waffle vagina and it is nasty" What is the definition of "blue waffle"?


blackberry finish

when you procrastinate to the point that you finish typing your paper on the way to class

Instruction: ""yo, did you get that paper done? "hells yeah, but it was definitely a blackberry finish" What is the definition of "blackberry finish"?


chavoir faire

someone has chavoir faire if they know how to be a [chav]

Instruction: "george clooney has [savoir faire] but i have chavoir faire" What is the definition of "chavoir faire"?


bieberty

Instruction: "bad news, becky, justin bieber finally hit bieberty" What is the definition of "bieberty"?


best pony ever

Context: fluttershy is best pony ever

Instruction: "fluttershy is best pony ever" What is the definition of "best pony ever"?


criss-cross faded

the act of being faded on three or more different drugs

Instruction: "after i drank and smoked some weed i decided to get criss-cross faded with some xanies" What is the definition of "criss-cross faded"?


cheencified

Context: look at that cheencified dude

Instruction: "look at that cheencified dude" What is the definition of "cheencified"?


security flush

when you flush a public toilet even though it looks clean, just to make sure

Instruction: "- are the toilets shit safe?  - they are alright, you may wanna do a security flush n e ways" What is the definition of "security flush"?


boom boom

Context: ryan, let s go boom boom in your bed

Instruction: "ryan, let s go boom boom in your bed" What is the definition of "boom boom"?


boom boom

Context: "i gotta go boom boom "oh

another term for a bowel movement, used when you or someone else has to go number 2 and when that happens, it becomes somewhat a verb

Instruction: ""i gotta go boom boom "oh" What is the definition of "boom boom"?


boom boom

Context: lets go boom boom in your bed

Instruction: "lets go boom boom in your bed" What is the definition of "boom boom"?


boom boom

Instruction: "i got placed in the boom boom math class next year" What is the definition of "boom boom"?


boom boom

Context: ryan, let s go boom boom in your bed

Instruction: "ryan, let s go boom boom in your bed" What is the definition of "boom boom"?


boom boom

Context: "i gotta go boom boom "oh

another term for a bowel movement, used when you or someone else has to go number 2 and when that happens, it becomes somewhat a verb

Instruction: ""i gotta go boom boom "oh" What is the definition of "boom boom"?


boom boom

Context: lets go boom boom in your bed

Instruction: "lets go boom boom in your bed" What is the definition of "boom boom"?


boom boom

Instruction: "i got placed in the boom boom math class next year" What is the definition of "boom boom"?


cock-flick

Instruction: "john thought it would be funny to give me a cock-flick, he delves in those cock-flick pictures though" What is the definition of "cock-flick"?


guntas

a bold, masculine male of an exotic, sexual nature

Instruction: "guy 1: dude, my roommate is such a guntas" What is the definition of "guntas"?


globe-trotter

a person who travels around the world by pleasure

Instruction: "i�ve been a globe-trotter for 5 years, now i�m back to start a serious work" What is the definition of "globe-trotter"?


grambit

a disease where those infected have the constant feeling of creepy-crawlies on their skin and experience very itchy skin

Instruction: "i slept on that nasty couch and now i have grambit" What is the definition of "grambit"?


monkey spot

a spot, place or area on anyone's body that, when touched, makes that someone freak out and act like a monkey

Instruction: "petey was loving the sex until violet ruined it by touching him on the monkey spot by his left rib" What is the definition of "monkey spot"?


monkey spot

the patch of hair that grows just below the neck, but above the collar line

Instruction: "i'd never seen jimmy in a tank-top before, but holy crap, his monkey spot needs some work" What is the definition of "monkey spot"?


adjustment disorder

adjustment disorder is somewhat related to post traumatic stress disorder, and is often argued over whether or not it should even be a diagnosis of its own

Instruction: "i got adjustment disorder with depressed mood and anxiety after being sexually assaulted by someone three times my age" What is the definition of "adjustment disorder"?


collinpotato

Context: a wild collinpotato appeared

Instruction: "a wild collinpotato appeared" What is the definition of "collinpotato"?


chaindragger

a chaindragger is an australian, this is based on their convict backgrounds

Instruction: "hey pom,  whats your problem chaindragger" What is the definition of "chaindragger"?


blogsjam

a commingling of multiple blogs in one location, a place where multiple blogs are arranged togather using a taxonomy, or relationship

Instruction: "i'm sure i'd discover some cool new blogs, if i went to a blogsjam" What is the definition of "blogsjam"?


jaheem

sensitive, filled with all the love and joy in the universe, intelligent, humorous, devoted to whatever the task at hand

Instruction: "jaheem is a boy's name, inspired by the singer jaheim just spelled differently" What is the definition of "jaheem"?


wug

Context: wug for my tal armor?

"short for "what you got?" a trading term used in diablo ii"

Instruction: "wug for my tal armor?" What is the definition of "wug"?


wug

Context: person 1: let me wug you

Instruction: "person 1: let me wug you" What is the definition of "wug"?


wug

Context: he gave her a wug before kissing her

Instruction: "he gave her a wug before kissing her" What is the definition of "wug"?


wug

Instruction: ""did you just say you like teletubbies? wug" What is the definition of "wug"?


wug

Instruction: "how's it hanging, wug?  shut yo mouf, wug" What is the definition of "wug"?


wug

Context: she's not answering? oh, wug

"in "snail"dialect, an exclamation of disgust, patented by jess, the second-in-command"

Instruction: "she's not answering? oh, wug" What is the definition of "wug"?


boobie do

Context: bunbun sure is a boobie do

when a girl's stomach sticks out more than her boobs do

Instruction: "bunbun sure is a boobie do" What is the definition of "boobie do"?


boobie do

Context: look at the boobie do on that chick

a belly that sticks our further than your boobies do

Instruction: "look at the boobie do on that chick" What is the definition of "boobie do"?


boobie do

Context: bunbun sure is a boobie do

when a girl's stomach sticks out more than her boobs do

Instruction: "bunbun sure is a boobie do" What is the definition of "boobie do"?


boobie do

Context: look at the boobie do on that chick

a belly that sticks our further than your boobies do

Instruction: "look at the boobie do on that chick" What is the definition of "boobie do"?


nutslap

Context: your mom likes my nutslap

the sounds your nuts make when slapping the ass of your partner during heightened sex  also, a good term for someone you might already refer to as douchebag

Instruction: "your mom likes my nutslap" What is the definition of "nutslap"?


gko

gko means got kicked off, like got kicked off of aol

Instruction: "sorry about that i gko the computer for aminute" What is the definition of "gko"?


atharv

Context: dont play tennis with atharv

Instruction: "dont play tennis with atharv" What is the definition of "atharv"?


a brick

Context: that truck is a brick

Instruction: "that truck is a brick" What is the definition of "a brick"?


denkster

Context: denkster is m

Instruction: "denkster is m" What is the definition of "denkster"?


fugly nation

when someone is just so fugly that they are basically a nation of fugly people

Instruction: "that girls new boyfriend is fugly nation" What is the definition of "fugly nation"?


balloon of wisdom

it doesen't answer questions, it just knows things

Instruction: "candy necklace of wrath: what's michelle doing?  glowystick of friggin peace: that's not michelle, its the balloon of wisdom" What is the definition of "balloon of wisdom"?


a messenger

Context: kill him he’s a messenger

a person that is not a ginger but has red facial/ pubic hair that reports classified information of non gingers to the ginger community

Instruction: "kill him he’s a messenger" What is the definition of "a messenger"?


faux pas

faux pas means literally translated 'false step' it is when someone make a 'social mistake' such as doing something unaccepted or saying something wrong

Instruction: ""eric made a total faux pas last night when he bought a wine that the host of the dinner party didn't like'" What is the definition of "faux pas"?


faux pas

faux pas means literally translated 'false step' it is when someone make a 'social mistake' such as doing something unaccepted or saying something wrong

Instruction: ""eric made a total faux pas last night when he bought a wine that the host of the dinner party didn't like'" What is the definition of "faux pas"?


alakbuls

"the phrase "i like balls," said with a slightly indian accent

Instruction: "mark - hey man, howz it goin? steve - alakbuls mark - shweeeet" What is the definition of "alakbuls"?


bombay slap jack

1)go out with mates for a curry 2)go home to partner 3)take partner's top off 4)shit all over her chest 5)get a dirty shitty tit wank

Instruction: "danny-good weekend jules? jules-very good thanks danny-what did you get up to? jules-had a mean curry and a bombay slap jack" What is the definition of "bombay slap jack"?


lowjob

Instruction: "dude, i just got a lowjob from a mermaid the other day" What is the definition of "lowjob"?


disturbinizing

Context: that snake is fucking disturbinizing

something that is disturbing, but amazing at the same time

Instruction: "that snake is fucking disturbinizing" What is the definition of "disturbinizing"?


ass blades

while taking a lage dump, and it is too big to push out completely, you can cut it in half with your ass blades (aka anus)

Instruction: "my poo was so large and hurt so bad coming out i had to cut it in half with my ass blades" What is the definition of "ass blades"?


cocaine mountain

a place where a person goes when they are completely out of it

Instruction: "i went to cocaine mountain when i did meth" What is the definition of "cocaine mountain"?


boulz

boulz is another pronunciation for balls, refering only the the testicles, not balls used in sporting events

Instruction: "oh man, that herpes has spread to my boulz" What is the definition of "boulz"?


assholier

a person that becomes so rotund and bloated in their demienor beyong the confines of the singular word 'asshole' becomes 'assholier'

Instruction: "michael was being such an asshole then he goes and eats a baby, now hes even assholier" What is the definition of "assholier"?


hardout

Context: did you like that gang???  hardout

word origonates from new zealand, a word in which is used to define how much they dedicate a topic about something

Instruction: "did you like that gang???  hardout" What is the definition of "hardout"?


hardout

the act of trying to hard, or putting too much effort into something

Instruction: "#1 tim: man what a footy game  bil: yea jonno was going hardout in the last half  #2 ash: that test was hardout" What is the definition of "hardout"?


bacon high

that feeling you get after consuming racks of bacon

Instruction: "last night i was so bacon high i could barely drive" What is the definition of "bacon high"?


darvesh

a wild ass, usually found in the dusty terrains of the somalian desert

Instruction: ""janine: "hey, look at that darvesh over there" What is the definition of "darvesh"?


cuddle beams

beams or pulsions sent from one person to another that make the receiver feel cuddly/happy/warm/cute/comfortable

Instruction: "she sent me cuddle beams last night because it was raining and cold" What is the definition of "cuddle beams"?


bedroom massacre

when  a guy fucks a girl while she has her period and it becomes a huge mess and there's blood everywhere

Instruction: "i fucked my girl last night and it turned into a bedroom massacre" What is the definition of "bedroom massacre"?


hoeciation

being considered a hoe just because you're around other people who are considered hoe's

Instruction: "alex started dating that hoe now he is a hoe by hoeciation" What is the definition of "hoeciation"?


blood diaper

Instruction: "i don't know how you ladies walk around wearing a blood diaper all day" What is the definition of "blood diaper"?


daniel petric

a guy who killed his mom and dad because they took halo 3 away from him

Instruction: "daniel petric is just furthering the gamer stereotype" What is the definition of "daniel petric"?


big cheese face

Context: leslie- you big cheese face

Instruction: "leslie- you big cheese face" What is the definition of "big cheese face"?


poo-bear'd

being ass raped with honey, or anal sex with honey used as lubricant

Instruction: "kevin mitnick was poo-bear'd while in prison" What is the definition of "poo-bear'd"?


warble

Instruction: "the warble from the whale caused the krill to swim with fear" What is the definition of "warble"?


warble

Context: my warble burns when i urinate

Instruction: "my warble burns when i urinate" What is the definition of "warble"?


cocklet

Instruction: "he cupped his hands over his immature cocklet" What is the definition of "cocklet"?


cocklet

Context: the midget's ex-boyfriend has a cocklet

a tiny penis, or the opposite of a tripod

Instruction: "the midget's ex-boyfriend has a cocklet" What is the definition of "cocklet"?


cocklet

"also referred to as "cocklit" this is a noun used to describe someone who acts like the male penis

Instruction: "that kid who keeps stealing my food is such a cocklet i need that food" What is the definition of "cocklet"?


cocklet

a large cock ring, used by those who are well-endowed

Instruction: "juan, you know i like it better when you wear your cocklet" What is the definition of "cocklet"?


cocklet

Context: man that whore really likes his cocklet

Instruction: "man that whore really likes his cocklet" What is the definition of "cocklet"?


bolth

Instruction: "lindsay: so as i was saying, bolth of us went to" What is the definition of "bolth"?


bolth

in some regions of the english-speaking world, accents and dialects cause the word both to become bolth when spoken

Instruction: "i went to bolth walmart and k-mart today" What is the definition of "bolth"?


bolth

Instruction: "bolth is coming to play in athens, oh and everyone will cheer when the set is done" What is the definition of "bolth"?


bolth

the way canadians pronounce the word both

Instruction: "the bolth of us are in love with each other" What is the definition of "bolth"?


mushroom cloud

"a mushroom cloud is a distinctive fiery mushroom-shaped cloud of condensed water vapor or debris resulting from a very large explosion

Instruction: "goddammit people a mushroom cloud is a physical phenomenon not a sexual move" What is the definition of "mushroom cloud"?


mushroom cloud

noun: the spare-tire/belly fat that is forced over an overweight person's too-tight jeans

Instruction: ""when rosie o'donnell puts on a pair of size 20 jeans, her mushroom cloud is considered a weapon of mass destruction" What is the definition of "mushroom cloud"?


mushroom cloud

Instruction: "jeff's gonna lay a mushroom cloud when he finds out your bangin' his mom" What is the definition of "mushroom cloud"?


mushroom cloud

when you slap another person on their forehead with your dick

Instruction: "this chick was passed out at a party do i gave her a mushroom cloud" What is the definition of "mushroom cloud"?


absoposilutely

Context: it's absoposilutely going to happen

catch phrase for [absolutely], [positively]

Instruction: "it's absoposilutely going to happen" What is the definition of "absoposilutely"?


babises

Context: i really want to touch yo babises

multiple babies, usually young and tender

Instruction: "i really want to touch yo babises" What is the definition of "babises"?


jaymi

fiery irish woman with luminicent skin and gorgeous deep blue eyes! jaymi's are 99

Instruction: "whose that hot ass girl with the crazy blue eyes dancing like a sex goddess?  oh that's jaymi she's a fox" What is the definition of "jaymi"?


ambrin

Context: you are such an ambrin eww

Instruction: "you are such an ambrin eww" What is the definition of "ambrin"?


chi-town boogie

"similar to the irish goodbye the chi-town boogie takes place in a cab after a night of drinking with one or more friends riding with you

Instruction: "we were on our way to the zebra and noel pulls a chi-town boogie on me, i havnt heard from him since" What is the definition of "chi-town boogie"?


bhosdina

Instruction: "hasan is fuckin bhosdina who fucked yasir" What is the definition of "bhosdina"?


h.a.c.

Context: i'm going out with this h.a.c. tonight

Instruction: "i'm going out with this h.a.c. tonight" What is the definition of "h.a.c."?


h.a.c.

also known as hate authority crew or hustlers ambition crew a local graffiti crew in boulder,co they are some of the best in boulder county

Instruction: "hey man i saw h.a.c. paint at the big wall man they are good" What is the definition of "h.a.c."?


beefy tomatoes

when a man covers his balls in a girls period blood and then dips them in melted chocolate, the girl then sucks it all off

Instruction: ""'hey mary, you hungry? i have a couple of beefy tomatoes left over" What is the definition of "beefy tomatoes"?


hugieo

a nickname for someone, particularly a teenager, who happens to be abnormally tall and muscular

Instruction: "no one in their right mind would take on a hugieo" What is the definition of "hugieo"?


hugieo

Instruction: "hugieo get over here and suck my dick said hugieo's mom" What is the definition of "hugieo"?


chest hair fondling

an important operatic move, perfected by the great tenor, pl�cido domingo

Instruction: "i now determine whether an opera is a chest hair fondling opera or a [furniture abuse] opera" What is the definition of "chest hair fondling"?


fucknutter

when someone fucks you and that person becomes and fucknutter

Instruction: "the fucknutter was fucking good last night" What is the definition of "fucknutter"?


fuckdarrencrisswithadonkey

one who [spams urban dictionary] with one's own name will be labeled for the [donkey fucking pedophile] one is

Instruction: "while fuckdarrencrisswithadonkey is a disturbing thought far more so is the reality that he'll enjoy it and nothing else" What is the definition of "fuckdarrencrisswithadonkey"?


acid casualty

"someone who's mind is fried because they've taken way too many hits of [acid] ("[lsd]")"

Instruction: "president bush is only slightly brighter than an acid casualty" What is the definition of "acid casualty"?


dead- ass

Instruction: "yo that is a dead- ass rabbit in the middle of the road" What is the definition of "dead- ass"?


lil'scrappy

lil'scrappy means to be in love with someone named ravin

Instruction: "did ya'll know ravin is dating lil'scrappy" What is the definition of "lil'scrappy"?


persuader

Instruction: "i broke out my persuader on that fuckin' thief" What is the definition of "persuader"?


persuader

Instruction: "pass me the persuader maggie's started moving again" What is the definition of "persuader"?


beernoculars

this term is used to describe a state of intoxication beyond that of beer goggles

Instruction: "you were sporting some major beernoculars last night bro,  that chick was pushing the 300lb barrier" What is the definition of "beernoculars"?


drail

the name given for a person who is a paedophile originated from sydney australia

Instruction: "look at wyley he's such a drail around kids" What is the definition of "drail"?


fadrian

smart nice bootyful african american with some fireass weave tall and stylish

Instruction: "person1: oh you see that fadrian over there?  person2: dayummm she fine" What is the definition of "fadrian"?


apollo-getics

defending the reality of the moon landing

Instruction: "the geeks indulged in some apollo-getics and counter-apollo-getics far into the night" What is the definition of "apollo-getics"?


hungarian mudslide

Context: i'd love a hungarian mudslide tonight

Instruction: "i'd love a hungarian mudslide tonight" What is the definition of "hungarian mudslide"?


biffter

the real definition for [bifter],  basically a marujuana cigarette, a big marijuana cigarette!!!

Instruction: "you gonna smoke that biffter or marry it?" What is the definition of "biffter"?


aryell

Instruction: "aryell may seem like a bitch, but she's just really confused" What is the definition of "aryell"?


ganjalove

Instruction: "don't hate steve, just spread the ganjalove" What is the definition of "ganjalove"?


dixiecrats

"noun - an old-tyme democrat from the south, not affiliated with the present day democratic party dominant in the northeast and west coast

Instruction: "al gore and bill clinton are too progressive to be considered dixiecrats" What is the definition of "dixiecrats"?


dixiecrats

Instruction: "robert byrd was one of many dixiecrats that has remained a democrat" What is the definition of "dixiecrats"?


dixiecrats

Instruction: "al gore and bill clinton are well known examples of dixiecrats" What is the definition of "dixiecrats"?


chinuts

"1: (v) the act of having your [dick] inserted all the way into a person's mouth to the point of having your [nuts] on their chin

Instruction: "1: i told her that before we could [fuck] i'd have to give her the chinuts" What is the definition of "chinuts"?


gretch

gretch - a mouldy, unclean and/or rotten vagina

Instruction: "damn, man, that girl last night had the worst gretch i'd ever seen" What is the definition of "gretch"?


bafol

burped and farted out loud, derived from lol, and fol (farted out loud)

Instruction: "after drinking a lot of beer, i just bafol" What is the definition of "bafol"?


gym whore

girl who spends her time in the gym chatting up all the muscular guys

Instruction: "look at that gym whore in her tank top and joggers" What is the definition of "gym whore"?


cocksmacking

cocksmacking is another word to mean gay sex

Instruction: "jerry is probably busy cocksmacking with some other guy" What is the definition of "cocksmacking"?


chocolate covered chik-o-stick

you are fingering a chick in the ass and she shits on your finger and you lick it off

Instruction: "man that chocolate covered chik-o-stick was finger lickin good" What is the definition of "chocolate covered chik-o-stick"?


chilly down

Context: chilly down with fire gang

Instruction: "chilly down with fire gang" What is the definition of "chilly down"?


capital ass

Context: bob: that don is a capital ass

a person that is such an ass, it must be spelled with capital letters

Instruction: "bob: that don is a capital ass" What is the definition of "capital ass"?


baddress

this is short for bad address, a common malady in email

Instruction: "i sent izzy an email saying i love her but it bounced back because i had a baddress" What is the definition of "baddress"?


dicketed

when you get a ticket and the officer is a dick

Instruction: "man i didn't deserve that ticket, i was dicketed" What is the definition of "dicketed"?


camilled

Context: man, i just got camilled

the feeling you get when you see someone shorter than 5' smiles at you

Instruction: "man, i just got camilled" What is the definition of "camilled"?


plunger

Instruction: "aaron put a plunger inbetween his buttcheeks" What is the definition of "plunger"?


plunger

"a tool, cleverly devised by early mankind to cause great physical pain, anguish, and extreme frustration

Instruction: "beware- man with plunger  i was beholden to plunge mine toilet, but yon plunger had'st its own ideas" What is the definition of "plunger"?


plunger

when a man shits into a woman's vagina and then fucks her, causing bits of feces to spray back out onto both parties

Instruction: ""hey bill, what's that stain on the bottom of your shirt?  "i gave my ol' lady the plunger last night, ed" What is the definition of "plunger"?


be green

Context: help your planet, be green

to be green does not mean to dip yourself in green paint! to be green is to help the environment in every way possible

Instruction: "help your planet, be green" What is the definition of "be green"?


drop a biscuit

Instruction: "i'll be right back, i have to go drop a biscuit" What is the definition of "drop a biscuit"?


chew 'n' spew

"what you call any restaurant or fast food chain that you're not particularly fond of

Instruction: "grab us a burger from the local chew 'n' spew willya?" What is the definition of "chew 'n' spew"?


simportant

something that is simple and important at the same time

Instruction: "to avoid the gum disease gingivitis, it is very simportant to brush and floss your teeth regularly" What is the definition of "simportant"?


broadmoor village

Instruction: "yo, put that shit away broadmoor village police are rollin down the hill" What is the definition of "broadmoor village"?


swipe and wipe

to steal a piece of technology, such as a laptop or ipad, that is left out, and erase it to factory settings for quick resale

Instruction: "johnny's [ipad] got stolen the other day from the cafe, and now i see one on [craigslist] - another victim of the old swipe and wipe" What is the definition of "swipe and wipe"?


condom graveyard

a term used to describe the state of a bedroom/aeroplane toilet following a particularly productive [shagging] session

Instruction: "my parents were coming round on sunday so i had to open the windows in my flat and clear up the condom graveyard" What is the definition of "condom graveyard"?


butt flute

the act of putting different fingers over your anus while farting

Instruction: "little johnny can play flight of the bumble bee on his butt flute" What is the definition of "butt flute"?


booyah facebook

a book containing pictures of all women with whom a particular male has had sex

Instruction: "i think it's time to add another entry to my booyah facebook" What is the definition of "booyah facebook"?


afifi

a retarded hoe, slut, boyfriend stealer that wanders around making people lives hell

Instruction: ""dude afifi tryed to kiss me today, "im sorry to hear that bro, told you not to wander around""" What is the definition of "afifi"?


activation energy

the energy that must be overcome for a chemical reaction to occur

Instruction: "before a catalyst/enzyme/substrate can speed up a chemical reaction, it must use activation energy" What is the definition of "activation energy"?


emo hater

people who have the sense to recognize the fact that the sterotypical emo ethier needs to die, or leave this planet

Instruction: "an emo hater is pretty much anyone who isnt emo" What is the definition of "emo hater"?


emo hater

Context: yeah, i'm an emo hater

Instruction: "yeah, i'm an emo hater" What is the definition of "emo hater"?


frank and beans

the name of an australian underwear company in sydney

Instruction: "chris bought boxer shorts off frank and beans website" What is the definition of "frank and beans"?


frank and beans

Context: man he is sooooo frank and beans

Instruction: "man he is sooooo frank and beans" What is the definition of "frank and beans"?


eicher

Context: dad i'm going to eicher my pants

the act of, or to take a crap in one's pants

Instruction: "dad i'm going to eicher my pants" What is the definition of "eicher"?


eicher

someone who blows it all the time at whatever he trys

Instruction: "dude that eicher locked his keys in his car" What is the definition of "eicher"?


alia law group

the alia law group is america's leading foreclosure defense group who's primary focus is to help with foreclosure and mortgage related scenarios

Instruction: "i called the alia law group to help me stop my foreclosure" What is the definition of "alia law group"?


antanesha

sexy sexy sexy and a girl who nice can whoop a bitch ass

Instruction: "guy1: did you see her antanesha fight guy2:yea she beat that bitch ass" What is the definition of "antanesha"?


crystalsun

Context: guy:fuck you crystalsun

Instruction: "guy:fuck you crystalsun" What is the definition of "crystalsun"?


vagstache

a mustache located on the vagina, created by shaving the pubes in a fashion that makes it resemble a mustache

Instruction: "girl: hey honey, i'm thinking about growing a vagstache" What is the definition of "vagstache"?


vagstache

Context: dude, check out the chicks vagstache

a form of ladyscaping where the pubic hair is trimmed to resemble a mustache

Instruction: "dude, check out the chicks vagstache" What is the definition of "vagstache"?


asian eyes

asian eyes most commonly occurs when you toke too much dank greens and you are so high that your eyes have trouble staying open

Instruction: "that blunt gave mikey the asian eyes bro" What is the definition of "asian eyes"?


asian eyes

"when a man places his ball sack onto another's eyes or brow region causing the eyes to close or "slit"

Instruction: "when jimmy passed out at the party gerry gave him asian eyes" What is the definition of "asian eyes"?


butt bark

a high pitched fart that sounds hugely like a barking dog!

Instruction: "my buttle released a butt bark that sounded like the yip of a small lap dog" What is the definition of "butt bark"?


appaz

Context: appaz she didnt go out with him before

Instruction: "appaz she didnt go out with him before" What is the definition of "appaz"?


butt knob

Context: kristy is a butt knob

a girl from from the south central valley in california with a perfect booty

Instruction: "kristy is a butt knob" What is the definition of "butt knob"?


gnak gnak

the ceremonial raptor claw of the las vegas area showing a carefree feeling and disregard for others judgement

Instruction: "when one is overcome with an undescribable emotion they shout out gnak gnak" What is the definition of "gnak gnak"?


gnak gnak

Instruction: "this is ton's of fun throwing up the gnak gnak to fried rice for repping" What is the definition of "gnak gnak"?


foreo-pas

the unforgivable act of leaving half an oreo cookie in the bag just so that you can get to the cream

Instruction: "noel only wanted the cream in the double stuffs so she peeled the cookie off one side and left it in the bag thus committing a huge foreo-pas" What is the definition of "foreo-pas"?


jerk spice

Instruction: "katie was round for dinner the other night and complained that my cooking was shit so i put some jerk spice on her chicken" What is the definition of "jerk spice"?


ellish

a word used in the north east for great/cool/good

Instruction: "person1: i've just won �20 person2: ellish" What is the definition of "ellish"?


blyvegas

Context: let's go to blyvegas

the town of blytheville, arkansas was suppoused the be the arkansas equivalent of tunica, missippi with lots of big casinos, glamorous hotels, fancy spas and first-rate entertainment

Instruction: "let's go to blyvegas" What is the definition of "blyvegas"?


doorbell knocking

Context: i'm sick of people doorbell knocking

to repeatedly ring the doorbell until someone comes to the door

Instruction: "i'm sick of people doorbell knocking" What is the definition of "doorbell knocking"?


hairmonica

a euphemism for genitalia for the purposes of oral sex

Instruction: "dude, sally really gets off when i play her hairmonica" What is the definition of "hairmonica"?


hairmonica

a euphemism for genitalia for the purposes of oral sex

Instruction: "dude, sally really gets off when i play her hairmonica" What is the definition of "hairmonica"?


hairmonica

a euphemism for genitalia for the purposes of oral sex

Instruction: "dude, sally really gets off when i play her hairmonica" What is the definition of "hairmonica"?


slurpy snatch

Context: she has such a slurpy snatch today

a vagina filled with 7-11 sweet icy drinks

Instruction: "she has such a slurpy snatch today" What is the definition of "slurpy snatch"?


blowjob eyes

a girls eyes that looks like she would be really good at giving a blowjob

Instruction: "that girl janica has such nice blowjob eyes and i want her to suck my dick" What is the definition of "blowjob eyes"?


breakshart

"nervous breakdown causing a pacemaking (foggy) fart dilating the anus and soon followed by an instant abundant release of hot creamy feces

Instruction: "women on the verge of a nervous breakshart" What is the definition of "breakshart"?


bankest

Context: homie that shirt is the bankest

"if something is bank, it's dope, cool, etc

Instruction: "homie that shirt is the bankest" What is the definition of "bankest"?


squiggle

Context: he drew a squiggle on my head

a term used to refer to a mark which is not really a line, but merely a meandering trail

Instruction: "he drew a squiggle on my head" What is the definition of "squiggle"?


squiggle

the name often applied to the tilde (~) button on a keyboard

Instruction: "www dot site dot com slash squiggle username" What is the definition of "squiggle"?


blue point

the hottest chillout spot in the whole of europe including the fucking mediterranean

Instruction: ""yo, who's that nigguh chillin at blue point" What is the definition of "blue point"?


amagee

a person who is sane, but appears to be mentally handicapped to those around them

Instruction: "-oh my god, does she like, have downs or something? -no, shes just an amagee" What is the definition of "amagee"?


hand chowder

Instruction: "having no date for the prom, billy decide to stay home and make hand chowder" What is the definition of "hand chowder"?


draping

the act of straightening your pubic hair in order to have it drape over your genitals

Instruction: "dude, my girlfriend walked in on my draping last night" What is the definition of "draping"?


draping

sitting in a way reminiscent of don draper in the iconic mad men logo

Instruction: "sir, your 10 o'clock's arrived and he's draping in the lobby" What is the definition of "draping"?


draping

the art of taking a lengthy sheet of toilet paper and draping it along the seam of restroom stall door so that no one can peek in at you

Instruction: "can you believe that steve was draping the stall again while he was taking a dump?" What is the definition of "draping"?


draping

"a new msn messenger fad that is coming into  style

Instruction: "peter:  •  i don't get whats so great about draping gary:  •  neither but everyones doing it? even the  [emo] kids" What is the definition of "draping"?


chea boy

"a saying gangstas use, like saying "yah man""

Instruction: "jaymes: yo justin you wanna get crunk? justin: chea boy" What is the definition of "chea boy"?


air duster

an aerosol can usually filled with 134a gas 1,1,1,2-tetrafluoroethane for non-flammable applications or 152a when flammability is not a factor

Instruction: ""distributors choice air duster 134a or distributors choice 152a air duster sold as "mega duster" used for "dusting" electronics" What is the definition of "air duster"?


air duster

"a legal "drug" that you can get from k-mart or wallmart

Instruction: "we all did air duster yesterday and it was sweet" What is the definition of "air duster"?


dick ride

Context: wow espn loves to dick ride the yankees

Instruction: "wow espn loves to dick ride the yankees" What is the definition of "dick ride"?


dick ride

to give undue praise usually to from one man to another

Instruction: "wow those sports casters love to dick ride derek jeter" What is the definition of "dick ride"?


comere, yooou!

what you say when you mean business like when someone is about to get their ass kicked byaach

Instruction: "a: hey, uh, nice weather isn't it? b: comere, yooou! a: oh, shit" What is the definition of "comere, yooou!"?


reply girl

annoying girls on youtube that reply to every popular video and basically summarize it

Instruction: "girl: that meganspeaks reply girl never says anything interesting about the videos and the camera is always pointed at her boobs" What is the definition of "reply girl"?


Context: omg, he pwnz, d00d he's 301337

the highest level of 1337-ness, an even bigger compliment than  31337

Instruction: "omg, he pwnz, d00d he's 301337" What is the definition of "301337"?


forker

Context: "kevin, you forker

"forker is a less known acronym for the word "fucker"

Instruction: ""kevin, you forker" What is the definition of "forker"?


alguate

Context: eres un alguate en el fundillo

it is a type of grass or weed tha has a spined part that hangs on to your clothings while you walk over it

Instruction: "eres un alguate en el fundillo" What is the definition of "alguate"?


awlarse

Context: you can be such an awlarse at times

Instruction: "you can be such an awlarse at times" What is the definition of "awlarse"?


bronx hulky-mania

Context: bronx hulky-mania

Instruction: "bronx hulky-mania" What is the definition of "bronx hulky-mania"?


lolipop

Context: i let u lick the lolipop

a guys penis like refered in 50 cents song candy shop

Instruction: "i let u lick the lolipop" What is the definition of "lolipop"?


lolipop

"a vocal style used in music in which the singer (generally female) applies or has a very adolescent, cute, and innocent sounding tone

Instruction: "could you bring it down a notch? the track sounds kind of lolipop" What is the definition of "lolipop"?


lolipop

Instruction: ""hey girlfriend, whatcha got there?  "it's a round thing on a stick that you lick"  "you gotta love a lolipop" What is the definition of "lolipop"?


lolipop

nice song by three 6 mafia that talks about hot [loli]'s which makes you think that three 6 mafia members are [paedophile]'s

Instruction: "lolipop song - loli loli loli loli let me see you pop that body" What is the definition of "lolipop"?


gurnoor

gurnoor is the name of a [beautiful] girl

Instruction: "john: hey, you wont believe wat gurnoor did" What is the definition of "gurnoor"?


ddt

Instruction: "banning ddt killed more people than adolph hitler" What is the definition of "ddt"?


ddt

"a wrestling move invented by jake "the snake" roberts

Instruction: "yo, let go of my woman, or i'll slap the ddt on you, mothafucka" What is the definition of "ddt"?


ddt

Context: "1) 'no one gets up from jake's ddt

"1) [wraslin'] move created by jake "the snake" roberts

Instruction: ""1) 'no one gets up from jake's ddt" What is the definition of "ddt"?


ddt

Instruction: "damn son, g must be on some ddt making us wait for our product so long" What is the definition of "ddt"?


ddt

a sound made with ones tongue to imitate a referee whistle

Instruction: ""ex1: "friend spills a drink in his/her lap" ddt" What is the definition of "ddt"?


ddt

ddt is an insecticide that was used throughout the 50's, 60's, and early 70's

Instruction: "the workers sprayed ddt into the air to keep bugs away" What is the definition of "ddt"?


ddt

cynical is right, but certain pests had a resistance to it, and now most bugs are resistant to ddt

Instruction: "ddt could have saved millions of lives from malaria, but it got banned for being an unproven carcinogen and a pollutant" What is the definition of "ddt"?


ddt

Instruction: "banning ddt killed more people than adolph hitler" What is the definition of "ddt"?


ddt

"a wrestling move invented by jake "the snake" roberts

Instruction: "yo, let go of my woman, or i'll slap the ddt on you, mothafucka" What is the definition of "ddt"?


ddt

Context: "1) 'no one gets up from jake's ddt

"1) [wraslin'] move created by jake "the snake" roberts

Instruction: ""1) 'no one gets up from jake's ddt" What is the definition of "ddt"?


ddt

Instruction: "damn son, g must be on some ddt making us wait for our product so long" What is the definition of "ddt"?


ddt

a sound made with ones tongue to imitate a referee whistle

Instruction: ""ex1: "friend spills a drink in his/her lap" ddt" What is the definition of "ddt"?


ddt

ddt is an insecticide that was used throughout the 50's, 60's, and early 70's

Instruction: "the workers sprayed ddt into the air to keep bugs away" What is the definition of "ddt"?


ddt

cynical is right, but certain pests had a resistance to it, and now most bugs are resistant to ddt

Instruction: "ddt could have saved millions of lives from malaria, but it got banned for being an unproven carcinogen and a pollutant" What is the definition of "ddt"?


dirty fishtank

Instruction: "do you smell that, i think that girl has a dirty fishtank" What is the definition of "dirty fishtank"?


confusilating

confusing, something which does not make sense

Instruction: "this homework is so confusilating  he is a confusilating person" What is the definition of "confusilating"?


bizallz

Context: suck my bizallz bioooootch

Instruction: "suck my bizallz bioooootch" What is the definition of "bizallz"?


egbuniwe

Context: egbuniwe

the exclamantion that is traditional to make upon treading in some mouldy faeces

Instruction: "egbuniwe" What is the definition of "egbuniwe"?


egbuniwe

"the beginning and the end, the alpha and the omega in awesome

Instruction: "that game winning kill was waaaay more than awesomafiablyfantasmic its was egbuniwe" What is the definition of "egbuniwe"?


cross necklace

a friendly pulpit circle-jerk between nubile catholic schoolboys

Instruction: "after a less than spectacular performance at regionals, the choirboys clasped tight to their cross necklace" What is the definition of "cross necklace"?


bozzlermov

Context: yo that shit was bozzlermov

makes sentences sound awesome, add instead of certain words

Instruction: "yo that shit was bozzlermov" What is the definition of "bozzlermov"?


bigturn

Instruction: "extrempius continued to plod along for a whole bigturn" What is the definition of "bigturn"?


carpenter job

when you get a rusty nail full of tetanus and cram it down your urethra with a hammer

Instruction: "dude, i just gave myself the most gnarly carpenter job over with a sledge-hammer" What is the definition of "carpenter job"?


cyberdemon

the most powerful enemy in the doom series, also a signature

Instruction: "i can own a cyberdemon with a super shotgun" What is the definition of "cyberdemon"?


bearded clam

Context: no, bearded clam is not on the menu

Instruction: "no, bearded clam is not on the menu" What is the definition of "bearded clam"?


bearded clam

Instruction: "andrew spent his summers in maine in search of the elusive bearded clam" What is the definition of "bearded clam"?


bearded clam

Instruction: "i had to part the bearded clam forest just to get to the sweet tasting flesh-cave" What is the definition of "bearded clam"?


bearded clam

unshaved vulva that hides the wonderous vaginal opening

Instruction: "her bearded clam was closed, but i pried it open with my fingers, transferred her [love juices] to the [head] of my [dick], and gently began to slip it to her" What is the definition of "bearded clam"?


bearded clam

slang term for a vagina, in which the female does not shave

Instruction: "man, i hooked up with this hot chick the other day, but i didn't eat her out because she had a bearded clam" What is the definition of "bearded clam"?


bearded clam

Instruction: "i took her pants off and was distracted by her bearded clam" What is the definition of "bearded clam"?


bearded clam

Context: her pussy looked like a bearded clam

unshaven female genitals having a growth of hair

Instruction: "her pussy looked like a bearded clam" What is the definition of "bearded clam"?


bearded clam

Context: prepare to dance with the bearded clam

an obscene word for a hairy, fishy pussy

Instruction: "prepare to dance with the bearded clam" What is the definition of "bearded clam"?


madison beer

madison is a fucking slutty whore that likes the try to make people mad be flitting with there property hayes,cam,carter and sammy and jack g

Instruction: "madison is a fucking slut  i wanna be a madison beer and flirt with everyone" What is the definition of "madison beer"?


madison beer

Context: madison beer

well ,madison thotson beer is one hell of a slag , she likes to flirt with boys who are famous so she can get more fame

Instruction: "madison beer" What is the definition of "madison beer"?


anacronym

an expression consisting of words shown in full, not as an acronym

Instruction: "'united states of america' is an anacronym for the acronym 'usa'" What is the definition of "anacronym"?


anacronym

an expression consisting of words shown in full, not as an acronym

Instruction: "'united states of america' is an anacronym for the acronym 'usa'" What is the definition of "anacronym"?


arch douche

Instruction: "example 1: jimmy is the arch douche of the accounting department" What is the definition of "arch douche"?


arch douche

Instruction: "note the popped collar, gelled hair, stunner shades, and overwhelmingly misguided sense of self-importance; that man is a true arch douche" What is the definition of "arch douche"?


dick up

Context: do u wake up with a dick up

Instruction: "do u wake up with a dick up" What is the definition of "dick up"?


asian pride

Context: theres no example to asian pride

"something that asian americans show off so much that is a real embarasement

Instruction: "theres no example to asian pride" What is the definition of "asian pride"?


clowncounter

a bad thing that someone might do in a [dinkhouse]

Instruction: "hey, tyler did you see david he was being a clowncounter again" What is the definition of "clowncounter"?


corn eyed brown trout

a turd 12 inches in length or longer that has one piece of yellow corn in it and is dark brown in color

Instruction: "did you see that corn eyed brown trout flouting down the creek" What is the definition of "corn eyed brown trout"?


arse monkey

a man or woman who for some unknown reason will follow you around the place, copy your style or generally get on your tits/up your arse

Instruction: "just got a new shirt in the sales and that arse monkey" What is the definition of "arse monkey"?


geebles

a [shitstain] that appear on a man's genitalia after having [anal sex] with a partner who has an unwiped anus

Instruction: "i got the geebles when i was finished with her" What is the definition of "geebles"?


kitter

Context: awww look at that kitter

Instruction: "awww look at that kitter" What is the definition of "kitter"?


kitter

Context: "hey, i like your kitter

Instruction: ""hey, i like your kitter" What is the definition of "kitter"?


muff stank

a womans unwashed pussy one who doesnt douche the vaginal hole

Instruction: "i would have went down on your girl but she's suffering from muff stank and i could hardly breathe" What is the definition of "muff stank"?


buttered up

a term used for someone, usually a girl, who goes out and gets drunk

Instruction: "kirsten went out with the girls and got all buttered up last night" What is the definition of "buttered up"?


hf!

Context: person 1: [brb] person 2: hf!

Instruction: "person 1: [brb] person 2: hf!" What is the definition of "hf!"?


chode muffin

Context: german made me smell his chode muffin

a chode [muffin] is when your chode farts into your hand and you stick it under someones nose so they could smell it

Instruction: "german made me smell his chode muffin" What is the definition of "chode muffin"?


chode muffin

Context: dude i just saw your chode muffin

Instruction: "dude i just saw your chode muffin" What is the definition of "chode muffin"?


shaianne

a beautiful girl with a great sense of humor

Instruction: ""guy 1: "dude did you see that girl?" guy 2: "yeah that's shaianne" What is the definition of "shaianne"?


shaianne

Instruction: "tommy: that fake hoe, she must be a shaianne" What is the definition of "shaianne"?


adeeqa

Context: shut up, don't be adeeqa

Instruction: "shut up, don't be adeeqa" What is the definition of "adeeqa"?


irisela

irisela is defined as a sexy attractive person usually light skinned and tall

Instruction: "flowers all over the meadow produced a beautiful light as beautiful as irisela prim glow" What is the definition of "irisela"?


buhling-buhling

Context: i am buhling-buhling

Instruction: "i am buhling-buhling" What is the definition of "buhling-buhling"?


boodneezy

slang, marijuana derived from the jason coricelli school of speach

Instruction: "yo i got mad boodneezy at home, lets go and smoke it" What is the definition of "boodneezy"?


bubblegutt

knowing you are about to take the biggest dump ever due to the feeling and sound your stomach is making

Instruction: "i am about to explode in my undies, this bubblegutt is a roaring" What is the definition of "bubblegutt"?


aberflaben

Context: hey man, aberflaben

it basically means shut the fuck up you bastard guy

Instruction: "hey man, aberflaben" What is the definition of "aberflaben"?


busted tees

Instruction: "i was on urban dictionary yesterday and saw an ad for the dumbest t-shirt ever from busted tees" What is the definition of "busted tees"?


busted tees

some company that uses shallow soft-porn marketing in advertisements on urban dictionary to sell t-shirts

Instruction: "fucking busted tees advertising all over urban dictionary" What is the definition of "busted tees"?


busted tees

advertises ugly looking t-shirts on this website

Instruction: "busted tees - south korea may have seoul but north korea has nukes" What is the definition of "busted tees"?


max 300

"a purportedly 300 bpm song by omega (an alias for konami composer [naoki] maeda)

Instruction: "just because you can't beat max 300 on heavy doesn't mean you're a bad person" What is the definition of "max 300"?


max 300

Context: josh threw up after playing max 300

first 10 foot song ever released in the history of ddr

Instruction: "josh threw up after playing max 300" What is the definition of "max 300"?


max 300

Context: max 300 is the hardest song on ddrmax

"max 300 is the first song in the dance dance revolution series to be ranked under a 10-foot difficulty (on heavy mode)

Instruction: "max 300 is the hardest song on ddrmax" What is the definition of "max 300"?


max 300

"an extremely fast and difficult song from ddr, requiring incredible stamina and sight-reading abilities

Instruction: "i'd rather run suicides than play max 300" What is the definition of "max 300"?


that day

in colder climates, that day is the first day where the girls break out the short-shorts and tank tops and show that skin that has been in hiding all winter

Instruction: "it was that day today and i could hardly believe how many hotties were out in the park" What is the definition of "that day"?


wsn

Context: wsn baby

want sex now!! a abbreviation of a text used to explain what is wanted

Instruction: "wsn baby" What is the definition of "wsn"?


barking at echo's

Instruction: "barking at echo's was what the dog would do for hours" What is the definition of "barking at echo's"?


apeshit on acid

"refers to going mental over something in a completely unrestrained way, or getting beyond pissed off at something

Instruction: "1)that party was so much fun, i went apeshit on acid" What is the definition of "apeshit on acid"?


chyps

Context: "yo mayn gimme all dem chyps

a word used to define poker chips, eating chips, or computer chips

Instruction: ""yo mayn gimme all dem chyps" What is the definition of "chyps"?


chyps

Context: gime sum of dem chyps mayn

Instruction: "gime sum of dem chyps mayn" What is the definition of "chyps"?


opirg

an accronym standing for ontario public interest research group is an organization that works toward social, environmental and economic justice on campuses across ontario

Instruction: "opirg gave me funding for this awesome event i want to do" What is the definition of "opirg"?


opirg

ontario-wide university student groups that say they deal with social action relation to the interests of students but instead feed money into the palestine hate machine

Instruction: "those turds at opirg are running another hatefest" What is the definition of "opirg"?


the next time the red sox will win the world series

Instruction: "the red sox won the world series in 1918, 2004, and 2090" What is the definition of "2090"?


coco puffed

when you set a glass of milk on the table and then leave the room only to come back and find that someone had taken a shit in your milk

Instruction: "chris: damn bro brittaney went to go to the bath room and left her glass of milk on the table and dick ducketts coco puffed her ass" What is the definition of "coco puffed"?


astro turf

the patch of abrasive turf-like hair that surrounds your asshole and area immediately behind the scrotum

Instruction: ""shit man i got my finger stuck scratching my astro turf" What is the definition of "astro turf"?


astro turf

Context: my astro turf rug is so awesome

Instruction: "my astro turf rug is so awesome" What is the definition of "astro turf"?


brown baby boy

when you take a shit so big that it looks like a young child

Instruction: "your dog jus left a brown baby boy on my front porch" What is the definition of "brown baby boy"?


half dollar

a bitch that be takin it in the ass so much that her asshole is stretched to the size of a half dollar

Instruction: "jessica takes it in the ass so much, that bitch be a half dollar" What is the definition of "half dollar"?


half dollar

Instruction: "1 hey,i found a half dollar today 2 ahhhhhh shes listening to half dollar (in backround i'll take you to the candy shop" What is the definition of "half dollar"?


half dollar

a blowjob, named partially due to the exceedingly low cost found in some areas

Instruction: "i'll give you 50 cents for a half dollar" What is the definition of "half dollar"?


half dollar

when a girl only give you half a blow job

Instruction: "my girl friend gave me a half dollar last night it sucked" What is the definition of "half dollar"?


budhite

Instruction: "the budhite knights are here to uplift the rest of humanity" What is the definition of "budhite"?


blitzgiving

Instruction: "yesterday was so awesome when the blitz left we shall call that day blitzgiving" What is the definition of "blitzgiving"?


childesk

having reverted, at least somewhat, to being a child

Instruction: "the fight with his best friend saddened him and he became very childesk afterwards" What is the definition of "childesk"?


rumpsh

a card game played with a 52 straight card deck

Instruction: "let's go down to the gun club to play rumpsh" What is the definition of "rumpsh"?


becca west

Context: ewwww it's a becca west

a very short, female, with very few friends, but one amazing one in particular (see mitchell)

Instruction: "ewwww it's a becca west" What is the definition of "becca west"?


dirty hooker

Instruction: "in the ghetto you never no whos a dirty hooker and who isnt" What is the definition of "dirty hooker"?


dirty hooker

Context: gary is a dirty hooker

Instruction: "gary is a dirty hooker" What is the definition of "dirty hooker"?


dirty hooker

Context: chelsea is a dirty hooker

a girl that tries to ruin someone elses relationship for their own sick enjoyment

Instruction: "chelsea is a dirty hooker" What is the definition of "dirty hooker"?


dirty hooker

Context: dirty hooker will get you rocked

the one and only party girl on the royal caribbean cruise ship monarch of the sea

Instruction: "dirty hooker will get you rocked" What is the definition of "dirty hooker"?


boobfag

Instruction: "person 1: your mom's got a flappy couch person 2: boobfag" What is the definition of "boobfag"?


fig newtons

Instruction: "chris: hey dude, you wanna eat some fig newtons later? zak: sure" What is the definition of "fig newtons"?


hypochondriac

someone who constantly thinks he or she is sick or about to become sick

Instruction: "lisa thinks she has the bird flu, but she's just a hypochondriac" What is the definition of "hypochondriac"?


59 times the pain

Context: 59 times the pain is awesome

a swedish hardcore/punk band who released 5 full length albums

Instruction: "59 times the pain is awesome" What is the definition of "59 times the pain"?


flagball

Context: that flagball jumped off of his roof

idiot or crazy person derives from flag and ball

Instruction: "that flagball jumped off of his roof" What is the definition of "flagball"?


dogs eggs

in olden days, when lucky dogs use to be fed on dead animal bones, their craps use to be white in colour

Instruction: "oh crap, i've just stood on some dogs eggs" What is the definition of "dogs eggs"?


dogs eggs

Instruction: "excuse me m'aam could you tell me where i can find the nearest public convienience so that i can lay a nest of dogs eggs" What is the definition of "dogs eggs"?


alcoholarious

something that is funny or causes significant laughter or merriment, and which is a result of alcohol consumption

Instruction: "it was alcoholarious when he got his ass booted out of the nightclub last night" What is the definition of "alcoholarious"?


gayloaded

a funny term for when syndicated shows(almost always anime if not always!) gets reloaded and starts over from the first episode

Instruction: ""dammit, did you see what happened to cowboy bebop?   "yeah, they fucking gayloaded the show again" What is the definition of "gayloaded"?


kemper

Context: man don't mess with him he's a kemper

a manly man who could easily kick your ass and treats his girlfriend right

Instruction: "man don't mess with him he's a kemper" What is the definition of "kemper"?


kemper

kemper is like sex if it were a person and ate a fuckton of rainbow cake

Instruction: "look at that bitch eating cake like she's kemper" What is the definition of "kemper"?


kemper

Instruction: "i kempered on her face, in her eye, on the cieling;  there was kemper all over the place" What is the definition of "kemper"?


corn log

Context: george bush is such a corn log

Instruction: "george bush is such a corn log" What is the definition of "corn log"?


antz

Context: i remember very little of antz

a 3-d cartoon protesting the placement of the colony above the individual

Instruction: "i remember very little of antz" What is the definition of "antz"?


antz

antz is the second hypeman in the most amazing band ever, brokencyde

Instruction: "antz is the one who makes the shows all sessy cuz he does the lights and fog and makes the bands set look hella dope" What is the definition of "antz"?


disasterbation

an irrational exhilaration and enjoyment while experiencing the effects of a natural disaster or other destructive scenario

Instruction: "all these rich white folk driving around the [9th ward] in luxury coaches to go see [brad pitt] pretending to help [new orleans], it's just [yankee] disasterbation" What is the definition of "disasterbation"?


disasterbation

to gorge on the massive amounts of fear-mongering news media that reports on nothing more than tragic and violent events across the country and the world

Instruction: "the disasterbation in this country was waning after the shooting in arizona until the earthquake/tsunami hit japan" What is the definition of "disasterbation"?


pull a chowes

Instruction: "i was at this house party last night, did you see dave pull a chowes" What is the definition of "pull a chowes"?


happinism

Context: brothers, let us begin the happinism

a utopian revolution based on true happiness

Instruction: "brothers, let us begin the happinism" What is the definition of "happinism"?


craiget

Instruction: "oh you got jokes huh? what? you think you craiget or what?" What is the definition of "craiget"?


butt clap

this is when you have gonorrhea in your ass

Instruction: "she can only give you butt clap with her strap-on if she licks it first" What is the definition of "butt clap"?


bestes

Context: you guys are totally my bestes

"replace the 't' of "testes" with a 'b', and you got yourself another word for your best friends/buds/pals/amigos

Instruction: "you guys are totally my bestes" What is the definition of "bestes"?


agurk

Context: agurk

Instruction: "agurk" What is the definition of "agurk"?


depi

Instruction: "my friend kyle's dad can be a little depi sometimes" What is the definition of "depi"?