facon bits

small pieces of unknown origin passing themselves off as bacon bits

Instruction: "i think i'll have some facon bits on my salad" What is the definition of "facon bits"?


battlefield 3

the next upcoming game in the battlefield series

Instruction: "- hey dude wanna go over to nates house and play some black ops? - nah fuck that, ima play some battlefield 3 that actually requires some team work and skill" What is the definition of "battlefield 3"?


battlefield 3

a [first-person shooter] game released in october 2011 by dice and ea

Instruction: "me: personally i think battlefield 3 is a better game guys, but its just opinion" What is the definition of "battlefield 3"?


battlefield 3

Instruction: "have you heard of battlefield 3 already? that poor bobby kotick would wish he would've worked for ea instead of activision" What is the definition of "battlefield 3"?


battlefield 3

"a game deemed beter that call of duty ( cod )

Instruction: "dude 1 : did you see the explosion last night? dude 2 : yer as soon as i played battlefield 3 my call of duty imploded" What is the definition of "battlefield 3"?


bicycling

when one uses both feet to pleasure a girl, like riding a bike, one foot in the vagina, one foot in the anus

Instruction: "i double fisted her with ease, so we decided to step it up a notch and started bicycling the hell outta that bitch" What is the definition of "bicycling"?


forsyth county, ga

Instruction: "come on up to forsyth county, ga today for down home country fun" What is the definition of "forsyth county, ga"?


cave trolling

cave trolling is the act of making love a pregnant woman so hard that it causes the unborn fetus to grab your dick

Instruction: "i was out cave trolling last night and got my unborn child to grab my dick while fucking my pregnant wife" What is the definition of "cave trolling"?


chillwear

the extremely casual set of clothes you wear when chillin'

Instruction: "eating chilli while chillin' in my chillwear" What is the definition of "chillwear"?


double pluggers

the highest standard of thongs, two lugs though the sole on each side

Instruction: ""where'd ya get ya double pluggers from wazza?,  "$5 from kmart davo,where else?" "" What is the definition of "double pluggers"?


double pluggers

basic cheap thongs (flip-flops), typically black, which have the strap secured by two plugs under the sole

Instruction: "he was wearing a flanno, wife beater, stubbies and double pluggers" What is the definition of "double pluggers"?


coco

"a verb which applies to a situation when an individual lays under the sheets in their room and beats off for 45 continuous   minutes

Instruction: "paul: hey i am going to go coco for a little bit" What is the definition of "coco"?


drumsack

Context: i play the drumsack when i'm bored

Instruction: "i play the drumsack when i'm bored" What is the definition of "drumsack"?


blue jacket

Context: i wore the blue jacket last night

awarded to a man who has had anal sex with a female partner

Instruction: "i wore the blue jacket last night" What is the definition of "blue jacket"?


billy martin

Context: we're gonna give banks a billy martin

"the term "billy martin" was used by daniel ocean in the movie ocean's 13

Instruction: "we're gonna give banks a billy martin" What is the definition of "billy martin"?


billy martin

Instruction: "in ocean's 13, they tried to offer bank a billy martin or a chance to redeem himself" What is the definition of "billy martin"?


billy martin

Context: billy martin is the sexiest man alive

Instruction: "billy martin is the sexiest man alive" What is the definition of "billy martin"?


billy martin

Instruction: "there is nothing that i can put here to make you see the perfect-ness that is billy martin" What is the definition of "billy martin"?


hit the asian wall

hit the asian wall- the age at which an asian woman turns from pretty to pretty ugly!

Instruction: "did you ever notice how many asian women are good looking and then at age like 50 they get all ugly? they have hit the asian wall" What is the definition of "hit the asian wall"?


chewbacca load

a load of semen so large that you would swear a wookiee produced it

Instruction: "i pumped out a chewbacca load last night" What is the definition of "chewbacca load"?


biggienick

Instruction: "omg biggienick just banz0red me for posting stupid crap wtf?" What is the definition of "biggienick"?


glyph

a hidden message composed of any combination of text, photo and drawing, in an augmented reality environment

Instruction: "rob: did you see the glyph i left near your grandma's house?  john: yeah" What is the definition of "glyph"?


glyph

a mark that people who associate themselves with vampires use in order to identify which order they belong to

Instruction: "blade knew she was with the vampires because of the glyph on her neck" What is the definition of "glyph"?


glyph

"another word for "icons" that appear on phones or computer desktops

Instruction: "it is 12:56 by the clock glyph on my phone" What is the definition of "glyph"?


glyph

Context: that glyph is a stinking thief

Instruction: "that glyph is a stinking thief" What is the definition of "glyph"?


rom�n lettuce

Context: sally was lookin like rom�n lettuce

Instruction: "sally was lookin like rom�n lettuce" What is the definition of "rom�n lettuce"?


the great equalizer

Instruction: "the great equalizer uses women for their money" What is the definition of "the great equalizer"?


joe-joe

1) completely random, crazy, insane with a sense of humor, a large penis, enjoys outdoors

Instruction: "1)that kid is such a joe-joe,  2)i dont know how to do this the right way ill just pull a joe-joe" What is the definition of "joe-joe"?


bum snogging

the action of ones tounge licking another persons asshole

Instruction: "damn dude, that guy is bum snogging that chick off the chair" What is the definition of "bum snogging"?


big mans flexin

a group of friends or people of the same style and attitude, that love flexin (hangin out and thinking their better than everyone else)big mans meaning cool or something

Instruction: "yo bro you wanna get some flexin done? :matt says > aight bruv big mans flexin innit" What is the definition of "big mans flexin"?


burger queen

Context: he's a burger queen

Instruction: "he's a burger queen" What is the definition of "burger queen"?


burger queen

Instruction: ""way1: "did you see that fat guy that just walked by? he's such a fuckin burger queen" What is the definition of "burger queen"?


goon city

Context: i'm from dat goon city

Instruction: "i'm from dat goon city" What is the definition of "goon city"?


goon city

Context: goon city home of the real goons

Instruction: "goon city home of the real goons" What is the definition of "goon city"?


albucracky

Context: i got to head to albucracky to buy crap

Instruction: "i got to head to albucracky to buy crap" What is the definition of "albucracky"?


futret

scots term for ferret (a small, brown weasel-like mammal), often used to refer to an interfering woman

Instruction: "she was a nasty piece of work, always interfering and snappin' her head like a futret" What is the definition of "futret"?


brother fuckers

Context: there brother fuckers

two guys who have sex with the same woman

Instruction: "there brother fuckers" What is the definition of "brother fuckers"?


clawdaddy

Instruction: "aa: did you see what clawdaddy did to that chick? tuna: i sure did, he really did a number on her" What is the definition of "clawdaddy"?


bethami

beth is a strikingly beautiful girl who may not be noticed as often as she should be

Instruction: "wow isn't bethami so nice?  man, bethami's smart and funny" What is the definition of "bethami"?


bat in the cave

Context: hey buddy, you have a bat in the cave

a reference term for when you have a booger in your nose that is clearly visibly from the outside

Instruction: "hey buddy, you have a bat in the cave" What is the definition of "bat in the cave"?


bat in the cave

Instruction: ""while touching your own nose, you say, "hey pal, you got a bat in the cave" What is the definition of "bat in the cave"?


meccarena

the name given to the dance preformed by the sea of muslims as they make their pilgrimage to the masjid al-haram in mecca

Instruction: "bro, we were doing the meccarena trying to move around that busy club last night" What is the definition of "meccarena"?


canine configuration

Instruction: "gerald requested the canine configuration for his birthday" What is the definition of "canine configuration"?


m-group

a group of super strong humans and monsters called morphers that join together to save the world and fight evil bosses

Instruction: "clayton and ryan are the two strongest people on the  m-group" What is the definition of "m-group"?


luke hemmings

luke hemmings is the lord of all penguins and lives in black vans and skinny jeans and once relieved calum hood of a boner

Instruction: ""hey have you heard of luke hemmings "what no i'm not a penguin""" What is the definition of "luke hemmings"?


luke hemmings

lead guitarist and singer of [5 seconds of summer] aka the total package

Instruction: ""hey do you know who luke hemmings is? "yeah he's walking sex with a lip ring, and he can sing" What is the definition of "luke hemmings"?


butta face

Context: "bob "yo, courtney is butta face

a chick with a bangin body but her face looks like she just decked by mike tyson

Instruction: ""bob "yo, courtney is butta face" What is the definition of "butta face"?


butta face

"a lady that got it goin on, she got nice body and everthin but has a face that looks hella ugly

Instruction: "shes fine and i'd tap dat,but man shes a butta face" What is the definition of "butta face"?


butta face

"someone who has a nice body but sadly is not so lucky in the face department

Instruction: "fergie has a great body but she is a butta face" What is the definition of "butta face"?


bamheid

Instruction: "watch what yer daein wi that saw, ya bamheid" What is the definition of "bamheid"?


boat out

one who leaves an are quickly with out problems

Instruction: "yo squalle came through i need to boat out" What is the definition of "boat out"?


dadchad

Context: i know a dadchad

a really annoying or just unlikable person from high-school who ends up being a pretty amazing guy later in life

Instruction: "i know a dadchad" What is the definition of "dadchad"?


alixx

Context: i met an alixx awhile ago

a girl thats too amazing to be put in words <3 she's smart, sweet, silly, and fun to be around

Instruction: "i met an alixx awhile ago" What is the definition of "alixx"?


alixx

Context: wow, look at alixx

a girl who thinks she's a scenester/hipster

Instruction: "wow, look at alixx" What is the definition of "alixx"?


doodle jump

Instruction: "i played doodle jump for 6 hours straight" What is the definition of "doodle jump"?


bellmoron

a person who lives in north or south [bellmore], ny

Instruction: "welcome, fellow bellmoron to [newbridge road]" What is the definition of "bellmoron"?


blowfish face

"the puckered lipped face that girls on social networks like facebook and myspace use to make themselves look "sexier" when infact it makes them look like a blowfish"

Instruction: "tina has 650 facebook photos and in every single picture she is doing the blowfish face in a failed attempt to look hotter" What is the definition of "blowfish face"?


brooklyn park

Context: "we're rolling through brooklyn park

bad-ass gangsta suburb of minneapolis that used to be hip, until jesse ventura came in

Instruction: ""we're rolling through brooklyn park" What is the definition of "brooklyn park"?


brooklyn park

"a city on the north side of murderapolis (minneapolis), is the new ghetto

Instruction: "we were driving through brooklyn park one day and seen 2 black people fighting at the bus stop, 5 mexicans sleeping on the park benches with beer bottles laying around them" What is the definition of "brooklyn park"?


poople

"what you call it when you sculpt your poop into little people

Instruction: "i yanked my massive log out of the toilet and made a village of poople" What is the definition of "poople"?


poople

Instruction: "there were a lot of poople at the concert last night" What is the definition of "poople"?


poople

the place where poop comes out (anal hole)

Instruction: "my poop was so big that it almost tipped my poople" What is the definition of "poople"?


poople

when people around you act like shit and make you feel like shit they turn from people to poople!

Instruction: "i dont give adamn anymore about what others say or poople are always gonna talk shit" What is the definition of "poople"?


charlye

Context: charlye is a cunt

Instruction: "charlye is a cunt" What is the definition of "charlye"?


ballz to you

Context: jack: ballz to you

a phrase spout out by a lesbian liza minelli in the middle of a random interview and is now slightly a meme

Instruction: "jack: ballz to you" What is the definition of "ballz to you"?


faecilange

a man, woman, or child who eats human or animal faeces for nourishment or pleasure

Instruction: "the lost child had to live as a faecilange before he was rescued by the park ranger" What is the definition of "faecilange"?


flowerman

Context: john you flowerman

it is a term that is used to describe someone that is of a feminine nature

Instruction: "john you flowerman" What is the definition of "flowerman"?


buzzlefudge

a much needed update on the non offensive cuss word drat

Instruction: "aaargh, buzzlefudge my buzzlefudging arm has just been mangled in a tractors bollox" What is the definition of "buzzlefudge"?


double b

Context: yo lets go smoke that double b

when you smoke a blunt in a bathroom, (bathroom blunt)

Instruction: "yo lets go smoke that double b" What is the definition of "double b"?


double b

Instruction: ""as you walk out of the barber shop, someone calls out but you say "gotta run homie but, yo, hit me on the double b" What is the definition of "double b"?


a caboose like a moose

Instruction: ""lakisha put the "b" in back; shit, she got a caboose like a moose" What is the definition of "a caboose like a moose"?


butthole milk

the semen that leaks out of an anus after anal sex

Instruction: "after cumming inside someones anus, the semen that leaks out is known as butthole milk" What is the definition of "butthole milk"?


drawer

Context: hey suzie, you`re a good drawer

Instruction: "hey suzie, you`re a good drawer" What is the definition of "drawer"?


drawer

the sliding piece(s) of a [dresser] that you can store your items inside

Instruction: "i keep all my underwear in the top drawer of my dresser, and my pants in the drawer below it" What is the definition of "drawer"?


drawer

Instruction: ""jenny: "hey jake, put the silverware in the draw-er" derek: "do you mean droor?" jenny: "no derek, you fool, i said drawer because that's where you put silverware" What is the definition of "drawer"?


drawer

Context: wow, you're a good drawer

"what some people, people who don't think a person is an artist until they're as famous as at least roy lichtenstein, call an artist

Instruction: "wow, you're a good drawer" What is the definition of "drawer"?


drawer

Instruction: "before i left for the movie theatre, i made sure that i had enough drawer to share with all of my friends" What is the definition of "drawer"?


drawer

Instruction: "my parents found my magic plant in my drawer" What is the definition of "drawer"?


drawer

Context: hey suzie, you`re a good drawer

Instruction: "hey suzie, you`re a good drawer" What is the definition of "drawer"?


drawer

the sliding piece(s) of a [dresser] that you can store your items inside

Instruction: "i keep all my underwear in the top drawer of my dresser, and my pants in the drawer below it" What is the definition of "drawer"?


drawer

Instruction: ""jenny: "hey jake, put the silverware in the draw-er" derek: "do you mean droor?" jenny: "no derek, you fool, i said drawer because that's where you put silverware" What is the definition of "drawer"?


drawer

Context: wow, you're a good drawer

"what some people, people who don't think a person is an artist until they're as famous as at least roy lichtenstein, call an artist

Instruction: "wow, you're a good drawer" What is the definition of "drawer"?


drawer

Instruction: "before i left for the movie theatre, i made sure that i had enough drawer to share with all of my friends" What is the definition of "drawer"?


drawer

Instruction: "my parents found my magic plant in my drawer" What is the definition of "drawer"?


bitin

Context: don't be bitin my style

Instruction: "don't be bitin my style" What is the definition of "bitin"?


bitin

Instruction: "damn these bitches are always bitin our style" What is the definition of "bitin"?


bitin

"pronounced as letter "b" (like be) then tin (like pin)

Instruction: "can you believe it? bitin says that he'll get all of this for x'mas from her mother as a gift" What is the definition of "bitin"?


bask-pro

Context: this boy was a bask-pro

a person who has much skill in basksetball

Instruction: "this boy was a bask-pro" What is the definition of "bask-pro"?


aidsey

when something becomes undesirable, especially when something goes from good to bad

Instruction: "i was up a few hundred before the cards got all aidsey" What is the definition of "aidsey"?


buddhist swastika

"a symbol that represents either of or relating to buddhism and/or something that is conducive to buddhist morals

Instruction: "oh shit, the buddhist swastika is here, and he's kicking ass" What is the definition of "buddhist swastika"?


beiruted

Context: tonight, i am gonna get beiruted

Instruction: "tonight, i am gonna get beiruted" What is the definition of "beiruted"?


bushoix

bushoix or [bushwah] a semi-polite murdered french way of saying [bullshit]

Instruction: ""those old films on "devil weed" are complete bushoix" What is the definition of "bushoix"?


oh shit handle

the handle on the passenger side of the roof, which is grabbed by the passenger when they are afraid due to the drivers driving

Instruction: "john: my brothers driving was so scray last night - i had to grab hold of the oh shit handle" What is the definition of "oh shit handle"?


fox paw

en error, a mistake (from faux pas, pronounced foe paw)

Instruction: "it was a fox paw to think that they came to repair a leak" What is the definition of "fox paw"?


cous-cous

a popular middle eastern food made of wheat  the food so nice they named it twice

Instruction: "i was in israel the other day, and i ate some of that cous-cous" What is the definition of "cous-cous"?


beer blanket

Instruction: "the gas has been turned off again so i'm going to cuddle up in a beer blanket" What is the definition of "beer blanket"?


86ing it

Context: too many niggers, i'm 86ing it

Instruction: "too many niggers, i'm 86ing it" What is the definition of "86ing it"?


bun you

Context: man bun you

a person who has no more patience for you

Instruction: "man bun you" What is the definition of "bun you"?


bun you

Instruction: "alright, well bun you for taking my girlfriend" What is the definition of "bun you"?


bonus poop

Instruction: "man, i just had the most badass bonus poop of my life" What is the definition of "bonus poop"?


bhodl

stands for  banging head on desk laughing

Instruction: "him: then the girl started trying to cut the mans balls off her: bhodl" What is the definition of "bhodl"?


'cause

Context: i did it 'cause i felt like doing it

Instruction: "i did it 'cause i felt like doing it" What is the definition of "'cause"?


'cause

Context: he'll yell at me 'cause i wasn't there

the short form of bcause, which is a short form of because

Instruction: "he'll yell at me 'cause i wasn't there" What is the definition of "'cause"?


atari 2600

Instruction: "atari 2600 for $50 and 100 games, a bargain" What is the definition of "atari 2600"?


bike sheds

where kids go to smoke during break at school

Instruction: "let's go havva ciggie at break, meet you behind the bike sheds" What is the definition of "bike sheds"?


ass cushion

"the bottom cushion in a car seat where yor ass rests

Instruction: "when my girl crashed my car she shit herself which ruined the ass cushion in my caddy" What is the definition of "ass cushion"?


faux punk humping

"occurs when one or more "faux punks" engage in sexual relations

Instruction: "ashley simpson thinks she is a celebrity because she and pete wentz are faux punk humping" What is the definition of "faux punk humping"?


wiggity whack

when something is very bizarre, strange, out-of-normality, or just not right at all

Instruction: "man, my girl is acting wiggity whack today for no reason at all" What is the definition of "wiggity whack"?


wiggity whack

Instruction: "holy hell, that gangsta be wiggity whack" What is the definition of "wiggity whack"?


amphetamine prostitute

the politacally correct diffenition of a 'speed whore'

Instruction: "sally will do anything for meth, she is such an amphetamine prostitute" What is the definition of "amphetamine prostitute"?


brieodilla

Instruction: "you cheated on me, you took my money, and you're marrying my sister but i'm going to take the high road and make you a brieodilla" What is the definition of "brieodilla"?


blopkin

Instruction: "shirley gave me a blopkin last night; i got a headshot and so did she" What is the definition of "blopkin"?


blopkin

"to recieve a blowjob while fucking bitches up in the recently released "call of duty black ops" which by the way is awesome as hell

Instruction: "my girlfriend gave me a blopkin the other day, it was chill" What is the definition of "blopkin"?


buffing the helmet

Instruction: ""as we drove through manhattan, en-route to "park-n-blow",  i noticed, in the car to my right, there was a whore buffing the helmet of the driver" What is the definition of "buffing the helmet"?


triple bozo

the infamous act of pissing, crapping, and vomitting on yourself simultaneously

Instruction: ""tommy: "hey bro, how'd your night end up?" jake: "well it was going well, but then i blacked out and pulled a triple bozo" What is the definition of "triple bozo"?


bamkookied

Instruction: "i am completely bamkookied after all that cannabis" What is the definition of "bamkookied"?


bumslug

Context: mike carr 'sweaty bumslug

Instruction: "mike carr 'sweaty bumslug" What is the definition of "bumslug"?


calam

Instruction: ""now class, who can give me a sentence with calam in it? "i said calam is gay,then i ended up with a moustaouche and no eye borws" What is the definition of "calam"?


christgasm

what happens to fundie kids at rock concerts

Instruction: "i went to a christian concert, smoked some weed, then had a christgasm" What is the definition of "christgasm"?


g'bye

Context: im goin home now, g'bye ya'll

goodbye aka good-bye or good bye, sometimes goodbye! good-bye! or good bye!

Instruction: "im goin home now, g'bye ya'll" What is the definition of "g'bye"?


legma

Instruction: "i had to pay that whore an extra $10 to lick up my legma" What is the definition of "legma"?


ebola cola

Context: drink ebola cola

ebola cola's secret formula brings you the last cola you will ever drink

Instruction: "drink ebola cola" What is the definition of "ebola cola"?


gene snitsky

Instruction: "gene snitsky is a baby killer and punter" What is the definition of "gene snitsky"?


gene snitsky

Context: gene snitsky is my hero

Instruction: "gene snitsky is my hero" What is the definition of "gene snitsky"?


beef hangover

when the amount of beef consumed is greater than or equal to the size of one's dome, causing severe lethargy, add and angina

Instruction: "dude, i just had a huge burger at <insert name of local burger joint here> and i have the worst beef hangover" What is the definition of "beef hangover"?


emilo

Instruction: "when a guy asks to suck a dick emilo say of course" What is the definition of "emilo"?


bellometti

Context: he was a ferocious bellometti

a silly ginger penis with delusions of grandeur

Instruction: "he was a ferocious bellometti" What is the definition of "bellometti"?


crystal hand

the hand of a loved one or someone's hand you never want to let go

Instruction: "the crystal hand of my girlfriend is one you will never want to let go" What is the definition of "crystal hand"?


nejiten

Context: fangirl #1: nejiten is cool

semi-popular pairing belonging to the [naruto] fandom involving the characters [hyuuga neji] and [tenten]

Instruction: "fangirl #1: nejiten is cool" What is the definition of "nejiten"?


dead head

1) a fan of the 60's hippy rock outfit the grateful dead

Instruction: "the dead head was doing a spot of dead heading in his garden" What is the definition of "dead head"?


dead head

a person who is so spaced, zoned out, or stoned they appear almost dead

Instruction: "tom was a total dead head in biology today" What is the definition of "dead head"?


dead head

one who has become numb to emotions, usually after being jaded for so long

Instruction: "damn after breaking up with that bitch jenna, jimmy has been such a dead head" What is the definition of "dead head"?


croquet set

when you are playing croquet and someone eats the balls and then the person who is with them sucks his wang while the others play croquet

Instruction: "dude we were totaling playing croquet and tom started giving a croquet set said michael" What is the definition of "croquet set"?


african-american berry

Instruction: "obama really likes his african-american berry" What is the definition of "african-american berry"?


blumpff

Instruction: "dude, that girl's vagina just went blumpff" What is the definition of "blumpff"?


ghetto holler

when your in a store and you are hearing people asking extremely loud questions or conversations within close proximity of eachother

Instruction: ""while you are shopping and all of a sudden you hear ghetto holler "what kind of tampons do you want?" with the recipient five feet away" What is the definition of "ghetto holler"?


b b king

Context: b b king is tha greatest

the greatest guitar player ever, is so awsome and has one of the coolest guitars of all time!!

Instruction: "b b king is tha greatest" What is the definition of "b b king"?


b b king

Context: b b king is almost as good as clapton

big fat fucker that plays guitar (pretty good)

Instruction: "b b king is almost as good as clapton" What is the definition of "b b king"?


blab-aholic

person who blabs about a secrect the second after they have heard it

Instruction: "i stopped talking to him because he is a blab-aholic and told everyone" What is the definition of "blab-aholic"?


kal online

"kal online is an mmorpg (massivly multiplayer online roleplaying game - phew) set in korea which is odd since most other mmorpg's are either old england or filled with guns

Instruction: "yo bluds like lets play kal online like yeah shizzlenit" What is the definition of "kal online"?


benfucianism

Instruction: "bill-hey jeff what are you doing? jeff-*stares blankly at nothing bill-the era of benfucianism has begun" What is the definition of "benfucianism"?


circus pets

Context: yo, i got circus pets for $5

Instruction: "yo, i got circus pets for $5" What is the definition of "circus pets"?


booty cleavage

booty cleavage is just like regular cleavage, but for the butt

Instruction: "don't nobody wanna see yo nasty booty cleavage" What is the definition of "booty cleavage"?


colonel shitcock

Instruction: "josh and his ugly girlfriend both agreed he is colonel shitcock" What is the definition of "colonel shitcock"?


butt cow boy

Instruction: "so how do you feel about you son being a butt cow boy" What is the definition of "butt cow boy"?


butt cow boy

Instruction: "so how do you feel about you son being a butt cow boy" What is the definition of "butt cow boy"?


amoleizm

when you get drunk and fall down a flight of staris

Instruction: "i got this bruise when i got amoleizm during st" What is the definition of "amoleizm"?


daisy cutter

those who think that the good ol' daisy cutter is a fuel-air bomb are full of camel shit

Instruction: "let's drop a daisy cutter on charlie today" What is the definition of "daisy cutter"?


daisy cutter

"probably originated in the late 1800's in american [baseball] parks

Instruction: "o'rourke slammed a daisy cutter and he's already got a strike" What is the definition of "daisy cutter"?


daisy cutter

the male who enters(cuts into) an otherwise all-female [daisy chain], engaging in sex with one or more of them

Instruction: "tor had a great evening, being the daisy cutter for his hometowns roller derby girls" What is the definition of "daisy cutter"?


daisy cutter

an immense ass blast that cause shock waves in a toilet bowl

Instruction: "dude, i ran to the bathroom and unleashed a daisy cutter in the bowl" What is the definition of "daisy cutter"?


daisy cutter

an unguided bomb that contains 12,000 pounds of explosives

Instruction: "that daisy cutter blew the hell out of that battlefield" What is the definition of "daisy cutter"?


business shit

when you are so hung over, tired, or just bored at work that you pretend to go take a shit so you get 10-15 minutes to yourself

Instruction: "man, i was so hung over this morning i had to take a business shit for a half hour just to get it together" What is the definition of "business shit"?


business shit

the act of dressing up in a suit especially to take a shit and the feeling of triumph and superiority over your blue collar counterparts in doing so

Instruction: "i was having the greatest business shit today i could have stayed in there all afternoon but time is money so i was outa there in a timely fashion" What is the definition of "business shit"?


and a stick

"  an age that includes a "1" at the end, like "11", "21", "31", "41", etc

Instruction: "  oh, whoop-dee-doo, i'm gonna be 5 and a stick on saturday" What is the definition of "and a stick"?


daytona beach

a town composed of 64,000 people on the northeastern coast of florida

Instruction: "dude 1: yooo i'm going to daytona beach next weekend" What is the definition of "daytona beach"?


dick thirty

dickthirty is the time at which no human being should be up

Instruction: "man my shift starts at 5 am, i better start my alarm clock for dick thirty" What is the definition of "dick thirty"?


dick thirty

the act of putting your dick around your wrist as if it was a watch

Instruction: ""dude: "hey what time is it?"  guy: (pulls a dick thirty) "its dick thirty" What is the definition of "dick thirty"?


plopdrops

pellet shaped poo that drops into toilet

Instruction: "your fantasy football team is methodically going down like a pile of plopdrops" What is the definition of "plopdrops"?


derelictish

having the appearance of being [unkempt], or [neglectful], lacking in good [hygiene]

Instruction: "the old man in the tattered raincoat looked derelictish" What is the definition of "derelictish"?


sniped

to get shot at an extreamly long distance in a first person shooter

Instruction: "he got sniped because that n00b ran out in the open" What is the definition of "sniped"?


sniped

someone is sniped when they are owned to the highest degree possible

Instruction: "i sniped your ass, you sorry excuse of a goaltender" What is the definition of "sniped"?


sniped

the act of being splattered with semen by a person who has hid themselves in your closet

Instruction: "everything was going good with her until some douchebag sniped me" What is the definition of "sniped"?


sniped

the act of taking a photo or video (secretly or overtly) of a stranger with out asking permission

Instruction: "some girl just sniped me while i was on the train then lied about it" What is the definition of "sniped"?


sniped

when you are caught doing something your not suppose to by a highe authority but no too high such as teachers,princiables,lunch ladys or any school figure

Instruction: "girl:(walks out of lunch room with soda can) teacher:you can not bring drinks out side of lunch room students:oh shit sniped" What is the definition of "sniped"?


bration

Context: "wow, she really threw a great bration

"an abbreviated form of the word "celebration

Instruction: ""wow, she really threw a great bration" What is the definition of "bration"?


brett reed

Context: brett reed is an awesome drummer

Instruction: "brett reed is an awesome drummer" What is the definition of "brett reed"?


big mike

Context: big mike was the man

Instruction: "big mike was the man" What is the definition of "big mike"?


big mike

Context: big mike is a big guy

"usually a tall guy, can be fat, who loves to talk continously and most of the time is a basketball player

Instruction: "big mike is a big guy" What is the definition of "big mike"?


big mike

to go double digit negative in a halo 3 match in multiple games in a row

Instruction: "shit, he just pulled a big mike in those last few sniper games" What is the definition of "big mike"?


big mike

Context: big mike was the man

Instruction: "big mike was the man" What is the definition of "big mike"?


big mike

Context: big mike is a big guy

"usually a tall guy, can be fat, who loves to talk continously and most of the time is a basketball player

Instruction: "big mike is a big guy" What is the definition of "big mike"?


big mike

to go double digit negative in a halo 3 match in multiple games in a row

Instruction: "shit, he just pulled a big mike in those last few sniper games" What is the definition of "big mike"?


caff hughs-zaner

when, in the course of a devil's threeway, one man engages in anal sex with the woman while the other man vigorously licks both of her nipples

Instruction: "i hate how max always gets the ass whenever we caff hughs-zaner" What is the definition of "caff hughs-zaner"?


dirty frenchman

a dirty frenchman is the same as a dirty sanchez except when you wipe your finger on their lip you say ha ha haa in a french accent

Instruction: "jd's ex girl ashley loved a dirty frenchman" What is the definition of "dirty frenchman"?


dirty frenchman

a drink made consisting of: 1 part white wine 1 part olive oil

Instruction: "i was feeling frisky so i had the bartender mix me a dirty frenchman" What is the definition of "dirty frenchman"?


minecrosoft

Instruction: "in 2014, microsoft bought minecraft and made it minecrosoft" What is the definition of "minecrosoft"?


choriado

Context: es un partido choriado

Instruction: "es un partido choriado" What is the definition of "choriado"?


geographic card

referring to wet dreams, jizz stains and their shape

Instruction: "yo jim jones, i made a geographic card last night that looked exactly like italy" What is the definition of "geographic card"?


doof flicker

Instruction: "can u pass teh doof flicker please change the channel with the doof flicker" What is the definition of "doof flicker"?


abyrhingy

(noun) an authoritative ban on any hugging, snuggling, cuddling, kissing, or other physical contact between two persons that could be considered at least the slightest bit romantic

Instruction: "if you don't get out of bed to turn the lights off, abyrhingy is on for the rest of the night" What is the definition of "abyrhingy"?


cold tongue

sucking on an ice cube and then pleasuring anothers anal orifice

Instruction: "jenny gave me cold tongue and i shot my load all over the place" What is the definition of "cold tongue"?


bincins

Context: i wish my name was bincins

Instruction: "i wish my name was bincins" What is the definition of "bincins"?


besart

massively large shlonged , good looking, long haired, usually a good swimmer if not good at soccer

Instruction: "hey you see that kid besart i bet hes from greece and a greattt swimmer" What is the definition of "besart"?


baulberina

a fat girl you would only consider when drunk

Instruction: "the 15 shots of vodka allowed me to see the true beauty of the baulberina" What is the definition of "baulberina"?


crack tat

a tattoo above the crack portion of the ass

Instruction: "did you see the crack tat on her?  she sure is hurtin for a squirtin" What is the definition of "crack tat"?


cross country

Context: cross country = a true sport

Instruction: "cross country = a true sport" What is the definition of "cross country"?


cross country

a sport which is superior to every other sport, because you need talent, and endurance to stand up to the challenge

Instruction: "cross country is better than field hockey because field hockey is for talentless ho's" What is the definition of "cross country"?


cross country

Instruction: ""wow that cross country 5k race was hard" What is the definition of "cross country"?


cross country

Context: cross country runners rock

awesome sport in which intelligent people are involved in, that most peeps dont understand unless they are involved in it

Instruction: "cross country runners rock" What is the definition of "cross country"?


cross country

cross country is a sport that is often disliked by individuals who dislike the fact that it requires more dedication and will than any other sport

Instruction: "john saunders doesn't like cross country" What is the definition of "cross country"?


cross country

cross country is the most under represented, underclothed, and best sport

Instruction: "the guy before me is complaining because cross country kicks his ass" What is the definition of "cross country"?


cross country

Context: cross country = a true sport

Instruction: "cross country = a true sport" What is the definition of "cross country"?


cross country

a sport which is superior to every other sport, because you need talent, and endurance to stand up to the challenge

Instruction: "cross country is better than field hockey because field hockey is for talentless ho's" What is the definition of "cross country"?


cross country

Instruction: ""wow that cross country 5k race was hard" What is the definition of "cross country"?


cross country

Context: cross country runners rock

awesome sport in which intelligent people are involved in, that most peeps dont understand unless they are involved in it

Instruction: "cross country runners rock" What is the definition of "cross country"?


cross country

cross country is a sport that is often disliked by individuals who dislike the fact that it requires more dedication and will than any other sport

Instruction: "john saunders doesn't like cross country" What is the definition of "cross country"?


cross country

cross country is the most under represented, underclothed, and best sport

Instruction: "the guy before me is complaining because cross country kicks his ass" What is the definition of "cross country"?


ass smasher

Context: rob springman is an ass smasher

one who commits the smashing of anal extremities

Instruction: "rob springman is an ass smasher" What is the definition of "ass smasher"?


bird home

compared to a bird house, is much more comfortable for birds

Instruction: "a bird house is not the same as a bird home" What is the definition of "bird home"?


69 ville

"east oakland's 69th ave san antonio village housing projects

Instruction: "where you stay at in oaklin'?  tha motherfuck'n 69 ville" What is the definition of "69 ville"?


aidsville

a fictional place where everyone has aids

Instruction: "jim: where the fuck did steve go? steve: *yelling from afar* i'm over here in aidsville" What is the definition of "aidsville"?


espy

"pronunciation: 'es-pe funcation: noun n

Instruction: "the espy awards were created by espn in 1993" What is the definition of "espy"?


man ho

(1) most commonly used to mean a man who lays women like bricks

Instruction: ""(1) "that man ho actually thinks that crusty patch of skin on his dick is poison ivy" What is the definition of "man ho"?


man ho

Context: [grant s] is a man ho

a man who sleeps with ervery grl and goes out with the sluts

Instruction: "[grant s] is a man ho" What is the definition of "man ho"?


analscape

a game where you run around having anal sex with other men and analy raping women whilst spanking their anal meat

Instruction: "yo i was chillin on analscape and i spanked so much anal meat" What is the definition of "analscape"?


proverbial

descriptor for something about to be referred to as clich�, stale, or trite

Instruction: "bored, he decided to surf the proverbial 'net all night long and check his email instead of finishing his term paper" What is the definition of "proverbial"?


proverbial

Context: s'all about the proverbial on saturday

Instruction: "s'all about the proverbial on saturday" What is the definition of "proverbial"?


fair-weather friend

a friend who is only a friend when circumstances are pleasant or profitable

Instruction: "i had thought ted would stand by me when i was accused of theft, but it turned out he was only a fair-weather friend" What is the definition of "fair-weather friend"?


fair-weather friend

a friend who is only around when they need you

Instruction: "bill is a fair-weather friend because he only comes over when i have weed" What is the definition of "fair-weather friend"?


fair-weather friend

a friend who doesn't help in times of difficulty

Instruction: "when tom refused to help me move after my divorce i realized that he was a fair-weather friend" What is the definition of "fair-weather friend"?


fair-weather friend

Context: lucy was only a fair-weather friend

Instruction: "lucy was only a fair-weather friend" What is the definition of "fair-weather friend"?


double u cup

Instruction: "the double u cup football tournament is just around the corner" What is the definition of "double u cup"?


cutco knives

Context: my cutco knives are the best

"the current highest quality brand of kitchen knives available

Instruction: "my cutco knives are the best" What is the definition of "cutco knives"?


condescending prick

Instruction: "david davis was a condescending prick to today" What is the definition of "condescending prick"?


case of the jonathan's

Instruction: "sam's breath had a case of the jonathan's as it was so bad the asked him to leave his own birthday party" What is the definition of "case of the jonathan's"?


eastwick

Instruction: "yo cuddy, we gunna hit up eastwick later?" What is the definition of "eastwick"?


eastwick

Context: elizabeth aka eastwick

Instruction: "elizabeth aka eastwick" What is the definition of "eastwick"?


eastwick

Instruction: "yo son we in eastwick now u betta watch ur bak" What is the definition of "eastwick"?


eastwick

Context: we from eastwick n

Instruction: "we from eastwick n" What is the definition of "eastwick"?


eastwick

Instruction: "us eastwick niggaz would eat ch' food earlyyy" What is the definition of "eastwick"?


eastwick

Context: im from down the port, eastwick

the seaport section of the city of elizabeth new jersey

Instruction: "im from down the port, eastwick" What is the definition of "eastwick"?


eastwick

eastwick aka 'elizabeth' the gayest part of new jersey

Instruction: "people gave the name eastwick to make it sound hood but its elizabeth calm down listen to the name its the suburbs" What is the definition of "eastwick"?


black people drama

the type of drama that only black people get into, because the absolute ridiculous nature of the drama to begin with

Instruction: "man, tashonda is crazy, her and rayray's other skank got some serious black people drama going on right now" What is the definition of "black people drama"?


altonist

Context: i am indeed an altonist

someone who follows what alton brown says like a religion

Instruction: "i am indeed an altonist" What is the definition of "altonist"?


albert einstein

a very smart bloke, everyone knows he thought of the theory of relativity and the formula e-mc squared

Instruction: "say wasn't albert einstein at princeton?" What is the definition of "albert einstein"?


albert einstein

Instruction: "like albert einstein said, a troll's impact depends on his speed and his mass" What is the definition of "albert einstein"?


albert einstein

the act of spewing your load across a girls upper lip after getting a blow job, making her look like albert einstein

Instruction: "i ended up pulling out earlier and shooting my wad across her upper lip giving her an albert einstein" What is the definition of "albert einstein"?


albert einstein

"albert einstein, took what the lorenz fitzgerald apparatus discovered about the constancy of light and the stupidity of the world made of ether, and ran with it

Instruction: "christopher lloyd looks strangely like albert einstein in the movie back to the future" What is the definition of "albert einstein"?


hadering

Context: "“that man right there is hadering

(verb)  the inability to hold character causing all who is watching to can’t even, die, or laugh uncontrollably

Instruction: ""“that man right there is hadering" What is the definition of "hadering"?


juiced to tha fifth

being really drunk or drunk to the fifth power

Instruction: ""man i got juiced to tha fifth last night" What is the definition of "juiced to tha fifth"?


swum

Context: you're so swum

Instruction: "you're so swum" What is the definition of "swum"?


swum

"a widely used gramatically "incorrect" past form of swim

Instruction: "21patrick60: dude i wish we had swum at your grandparent's instead of playin gears all day & givin up on wave 19  bob: wait i hav an idea" What is the definition of "swum"?


swum

Context: swum sauce

a chinese sauce created by two pretty girls in alberta, canada

Instruction: "swum sauce" What is the definition of "swum"?


ass crust

you must have a hairy ass for this to work

Instruction: "man i found out i had ass crust yesterday when i was picking my crack" What is the definition of "ass crust"?


indoor sunbathing

a excuse used by parents caught in the advance stages of intimacy by ones younger children

Instruction: "when i woke up and came down stairs for a drink my parents were indoor sunbathing in front of the fire" What is the definition of "indoor sunbathing"?


hardcore dancer

is a person who dances to hardcore music

Instruction: "look at that hardcore dancer in adidas shorts climbing over top of the people in the front in order to sing along" What is the definition of "hardcore dancer"?


anal e's

pills that u stick up an asshole when ur ready for insertion

Instruction: "i put anal e's into benjamin's ass so my member would fit into him" What is the definition of "anal e's"?


crevist

Context: rolling up deep into her crevist

a moist ravine, forbidden passage, funnel to the tunnel, i

Instruction: "rolling up deep into her crevist" What is the definition of "crevist"?


buckmeow

Instruction: "ray: (towards women) buckmeow ronnie:wtf was that? randall:its a mating call don't you know?" What is the definition of "buckmeow"?


buckmeow

Context: buckmeow

"an animal conceived through intercourse between a curious cat and an alluring chicken

Instruction: "buckmeow" What is the definition of "buckmeow"?


buckmeow

Instruction: "ray: (towards women) buckmeow ronnie:wtf was that? randall:its a mating call don't you know?" What is the definition of "buckmeow"?


buckmeow

Context: buckmeow

"an animal conceived through intercourse between a curious cat and an alluring chicken

Instruction: "buckmeow" What is the definition of "buckmeow"?


asterous

if like is the oppisite of dislike, then aster is the opposite of disaster

Instruction: "robin: batman, your taking out the joker was asterous" What is the definition of "asterous"?


bin lettuce

Instruction: "she laid there like bin lettuce while getting fucked" What is the definition of "bin lettuce"?


cutty gummy bear

Instruction: "eww man he's been gettin that cutty gummy bear from" What is the definition of "cutty gummy bear"?


bongsmith

(n) one who is skilled in crafting bongs

Instruction: "i took a trip to the local bongsmith this morning and procured myself a fine smoking apparatus" What is the definition of "bongsmith"?


Context: person1: =:3  person2:wtf?

bunny emoticon, nothing more nothing less, just a bunny

Instruction: "person1: =:3  person2:wtf?" What is the definition of "=:3"?


beer muscle

see [beer muscles], in particular first definition

Instruction: "the participants of stupid and dangerous acts of male bravado are often aided in these acts by their beer muscle" What is the definition of "beer muscle"?


beer muscle

Context: bob has an enormous beer muscle

"beer muscle is the overly fat midsection resulting from excess beer consumption

Instruction: "bob has an enormous beer muscle" What is the definition of "beer muscle"?


beer muscle

see [beer muscles], in particular first definition

Instruction: "the participants of stupid and dangerous acts of male bravado are often aided in these acts by their beer muscle" What is the definition of "beer muscle"?


beer muscle

Context: bob has an enormous beer muscle

"beer muscle is the overly fat midsection resulting from excess beer consumption

Instruction: "bob has an enormous beer muscle" What is the definition of "beer muscle"?


hand jigger

a nice, but swift action from ones hand to anothers johnson until he nuts

Instruction: "its ok, i'm sure we can settle this with a little hand jigger" What is the definition of "hand jigger"?


automoboose

this is simply a fun way to refer to anything that falls in the car, truck, bus, tram, etc category

Instruction: "1: dude, where's my automoboose?  2: i'll only be dd tonight if i can drive your automoboose" What is the definition of "automoboose"?


alasandra

Context: damn that girl alasandra is amazing

a cute, adorable, sweet hearted girl that is so amazingly cute

Instruction: "damn that girl alasandra is amazing" What is the definition of "alasandra"?


hassle magnet

someone or something that attracts a lots of hassle and makes everyone mad

Instruction: "that lion is a hassle magnet because it got me in a 3-hit combo and killed me" What is the definition of "hassle magnet"?


alincolnist

a reasonable person who accepts the historical fact that abraham lincoln is nothing more than a figment of historical imagination

Instruction: "because presidential claims require presidential evidence, and there is not a shred of evidence for lincoln, i will remain an alincolnist" What is the definition of "alincolnist"?


dater boo

Instruction: "i'll be busy with my dater boo this weekend" What is the definition of "dater boo"?


jew groove

Context: man im in the best jew groove right now

Instruction: "man im in the best jew groove right now" What is the definition of "jew groove"?


flaite

"flaite us a person badly dressed and of bad breeding, which he likes to ask money and if it does not it obtain steals of any part

Instruction: "the person who robbed that house was a flaite" What is the definition of "flaite"?


benz envy

Instruction: "look at that ragged 3, that dude's got benz envy" What is the definition of "benz envy"?


hammed

Context: aleks and i got wicked hammed last nite

Instruction: "aleks and i got wicked hammed last nite" What is the definition of "hammed"?


hammed

Context: casey hamlett loves to get hammed

Instruction: "casey hamlett loves to get hammed" What is the definition of "hammed"?


hammed

Context: he got hammed

Instruction: "he got hammed" What is the definition of "hammed"?


hammed

the state of intoxication from alcohol where you can't see, speak, stand or walk

Instruction: "obvo hammed after drinking 7 free t-shirts worth of drink ie" What is the definition of "hammed"?


hammed

Context: man i got super hammed last night bro

Instruction: "man i got super hammed last night bro" What is the definition of "hammed"?


hammed

Context: my computer hammed

when an electronic device stops responding, aka frozen

Instruction: "my computer hammed" What is the definition of "hammed"?


hammed

the first level of getting drunk, hammed equates to being tipsy

Instruction: "after 3 shots brian began to feel a little hammed" What is the definition of "hammed"?


hammed

when you place your bare ass cheeks on someones face

Instruction: "josh hammed timmy at the lake house in front of everyone" What is the definition of "hammed"?


hammed

a fart that takes place around the holidays

Instruction: "oh my fucking god, josh hammed the other night while he was sniffing poppers" What is the definition of "hammed"?


brother berry

Context: is there any brother berry left?

a melon with a green husk and red core with seeds

Instruction: "is there any brother berry left?" What is the definition of "brother berry"?


dickstar

Context: that boy is a dickstar

Instruction: "that boy is a dickstar" What is the definition of "dickstar"?


laughterbater

Instruction: "if only steve were as funny as he thinks he is; he's quite the laughterbater" What is the definition of "laughterbater"?


laughterbater

someone who sets himself up to laugh, either alone or in a group

Instruction: ""guy 1 knows what guy 2 is going to say beforehand, making him a laughterbater  guy 1: "what are you wearing?"  guy 2: "nothing" What is the definition of "laughterbater"?


antismotial

the behaviour of smokers at a predominantly non-smoking social event, who leave from time to time to have a smoke

Instruction: ""you're going outside again? you're so antismotial" What is the definition of "antismotial"?


arpad miklos

"hunky, hungarian-born gay actor and model, and quintessential "muscle bear"

Instruction: ""who was that great-looking guy with the wide smile?  "that was arpad miklos who, as usual, played the top" What is the definition of "arpad miklos"?


hnv

human noob virus-  used against people lacking skill to a game or action

Instruction: "get the fuck off the server, you got hnv" What is the definition of "hnv"?


crispamobiaphobia

an irrational fear of crisps and other potato products

Instruction: "don't give those quavers to chloe she has crispamobiaphobia" What is the definition of "crispamobiaphobia"?


boogieland

Instruction: "guy: hey man wheres your new car? other guy:  some [golfer] in boogieland got a hold of it" What is the definition of "boogieland"?


basic bitching

most commonly used to refer to someone performing the acts typically associated with a basic bitch

Instruction: "if you bend yo ass over in all yo pictures just to make it a lil bigger knowin you ain't got one, you are basic bitching" What is the definition of "basic bitching"?


beatle fro

a beatle fro is a style of hair-cut known to be popular with musicians

Instruction: "  when aiden came out of the barbers, he realized that he had super-powers on account of his beatle fro" What is the definition of "beatle fro"?


burger ming

Context: she's a burger ming

a [minger] who works at a fast food restuarant, not neccessarily burger king

Instruction: "she's a burger ming" What is the definition of "burger ming"?


1) an abbreviation for 3 inch penis, generically applied to any especially small penis

Instruction: ""man, i heard justin got drunk and pulled out his 3ip in front of some ladies" What is the definition of "3ip"?


1970s tea towel holder

an expression describing an arsehole fucked so ragged, it struggles to close

Instruction: "barry humped stuart until his arsehole resembled a 1970s tea towel holder" What is the definition of "1970s tea towel holder"?


black and white thieves

Context: black and white thieves

black and white thieves have lots of in common

Instruction: "black and white thieves" What is the definition of "black and white thieves"?


dirupting

Instruction: "earlee is a douche bag dirupting my life" What is the definition of "dirupting"?


gazelly wit a belly

phrase used to describ either a fat girl or can be used to describe a pregnant girl

Instruction: "hey this dudes girl is a gazelly wit a belly" What is the definition of "gazelly wit a belly"?


couch thirty

almost like beer thirty, except it's the bitter sweet time of day where you and your couch hang out just before you hit the sack

Instruction: "couch thirty comes after beer thirty, but before bed thirty" What is the definition of "couch thirty"?


commodore 64, the worlds best selling computer! 8-bit 6510 sid sound chip, vic ii graphic chip 320*200 8 sprites hardware scrolling

Instruction: "the c64 is way better than a sinclair spectrum" What is the definition of "c64"?


luddingtonite

Context: i am proud to be a luddingtonite

a term for fans of english actress camilla anne luddington who is known for playing dr

Instruction: "i am proud to be a luddingtonite" What is the definition of "luddingtonite"?


war town

Context: them war town boys run shit

the crunkest the tighest the hardest city in the usa

Instruction: "them war town boys run shit" What is the definition of "war town"?


biggiepacolypse

Context: it's the biggiepacolypse

Instruction: "it's the biggiepacolypse" What is the definition of "biggiepacolypse"?


aaron boone

Instruction: "did you see that game last night? [alex rodriguez] totally pulled an aaron boone" What is the definition of "aaron boone"?


aaron boone

Instruction: "did you see that game last night? [alex rodriguez] totally pulled an aaron boone" What is the definition of "aaron boone"?


black people enforcer

Context: black people enforcer

a synonym for the gravity hammer in halo 3

Instruction: "black people enforcer" What is the definition of "black people enforcer"?


dark pizza

"according to tim heidecker from the internet show "tim and eric nite live", dark pizza is another name for a pizza with sausage and peppers for toppings

Instruction: "eric:  what kind of pie do you want? tim:  a medium-large, dark pizza" What is the definition of "dark pizza"?


andy pehlke

Context: andy pehlke is not cool

a sexy man beast with uncontrollable facial hair

Instruction: "andy pehlke is not cool" What is the definition of "andy pehlke"?


bullshitalian

Context: he's such a bullshitalian

an italian-american (usually a man) who pretends to be excessively italian, saying things like 'grazie' and 'fuggetaboutit' all the time

Instruction: "he's such a bullshitalian" What is the definition of "bullshitalian"?


circus couple

fat chick + tall skinny dude = circus couple

Instruction: "man, you and marla make a real circus couple jim" What is the definition of "circus couple"?


blackwater road-kill

refers to being or becoming a “victim” of a “drive-by-shooting”, “gang related shooting” –or- highway “road-rage” whereas armed shoot-outs results in a casualty or fatality

Instruction: "use examples:    the gangster was blackwater road-kill" What is the definition of "blackwater road-kill"?


baroon

Context: baroon

the phrase that donkey king yells as he plummets to his death or is killed by an enemy

Instruction: "baroon" What is the definition of "baroon"?


couple mosh

Instruction: ""elliot come couple mosh with me "i love little boys that can couple mosh""" What is the definition of "couple mosh"?


annie ass

annie ass is used to describe a female who will not engage in anal sex with her partner

Instruction: "dude, my girlfriend is being a total annie ass" What is the definition of "annie ass"?


babbu

Instruction: "it believed that hitler set a babbu loose on the jews during the holocaust - there were no survivors" What is the definition of "babbu"?


bearded dragon

a docile lizard of australian orgin, which are poplular pets  in the u

Instruction: "my bearded dragon was taking a [beardies bath] when he started attacking his reflection in the cage" What is the definition of "bearded dragon"?


bearded dragon

Instruction: "i usually go for bald beavers, but damn that was one hot bearded dragon" What is the definition of "bearded dragon"?


bearded dragon

an adorable docile lizard from australia that are popular pets in america

Instruction: "my bearded dragon was taking a [beardies bath] and got freaked out by his reflection and started trying to eat his own face" What is the definition of "bearded dragon"?


bearded dragon

when the ball sack hangs low and instead of the balls resting on her chin, they sag down and press against her neck when receiving oral

Instruction: "he looked down to see that his balls were on her neck, causing her to look a bit like a bearded dragon" What is the definition of "bearded dragon"?


bearded dragon

when a red headed woman forgets to shave her vagina for a few days and a man rubs his face on the now grown in stubble of a beard

Instruction: "yo man, i tamed sherry's bearded dragon last night and now my face burns" What is the definition of "bearded dragon"?


binkaholic

"one who experiences the urge, or desire to use a pacifier, or "binky", mamj, nuk, etc

Instruction: "as a binkaholic adult, i am addicted to my nuk5 pacifier" What is the definition of "binkaholic"?


bzff

Context: zombie man is totes my bzff

Instruction: "zombie man is totes my bzff" What is the definition of "bzff"?


dani campfield

Instruction: "dani campfield can be found draining the blood from a young [mortal]'s neck in her spare time" What is the definition of "dani campfield"?


dip off

where a guy sticks his dick in two or more women one after another over and over again and keeps it there for at least one second till he cums

Instruction: "kathy,jane and anne are going to dip off john" What is the definition of "dip off"?


dip off

Instruction: "damm did u see that dip off over there? damm jerome purifoy got a fine lil dip off" What is the definition of "dip off"?


brettsize

Context: man tht kid sure is brettsize

Instruction: "man tht kid sure is brettsize" What is the definition of "brettsize"?


cecil linder

Context: great finish, cecil linder

semi-pro mountain cyclist who once finished 81st in a norba sanctioned race at big bear lake

Instruction: "great finish, cecil linder" What is the definition of "cecil linder"?


brown danny

when one place's one's erect penis (especially the glans) inside a freshly opened jar of nutella

Instruction: ""john: "dude, last night cindy gave me a brown danny for my birthday, it was amazing" What is the definition of "brown danny"?


brown danny

when you or a person you're sexing dips your penis into nutella and names it danny

Instruction: "dude she gave me a brown danny last night, it felt so nice" What is the definition of "brown danny"?


brown danny

placing your penis into an opened jar of nutella

Instruction: ""person 1: "dude, she totally gave me a brown danny last night" person 2: "damn, you're so lucky, my girl doesn't give me brown dannys""" What is the definition of "brown danny"?


epictaco

Instruction: "man i had an epictaco last night, that girl pwned me" What is the definition of "epictaco"?


pillipher

Context: here comes my pillipher

a person who brings pills or a crack whore with pills

Instruction: "here comes my pillipher" What is the definition of "pillipher"?


conzie

a name commonly used in the east anglia region to call a man gay

Instruction: "err u conzie said the man to the gay man who tried to kiss him" What is the definition of "conzie"?


aftermovie

a video displaying a variety of clips of the music, people and events during a rave/music festival

Instruction: "did you see the aftermovie for tomorrowland?" What is the definition of "aftermovie"?


heroine

Instruction: "the heroine triumphed against the evil dude" What is the definition of "heroine"?


heroine

Instruction: "1) dude im soooo high on heroine rite now" What is the definition of "heroine"?


heroine

Instruction: "'i decided to relieve my pain with heroine for a walloping 3 whole weeks' - kurt cobain's journals" What is the definition of "heroine"?


heroine

Instruction: "wonder woman is a famous heroine in comics" What is the definition of "heroine"?


heroine

Context: katie is a true heroine

one who gives out wonderful chem study guides

Instruction: "katie is a true heroine" What is the definition of "heroine"?


retardedest

the most retarded, the highest level of retardness

Instruction: "that blexican is the most retardedest person i've ever met" What is the definition of "retardedest"?


kwuan

Context: damn, that nigga is a kwuan lookin' ass

the name or word kwuan orginiated in the phillipenes around the late 1700's

Instruction: "damn, that nigga is a kwuan lookin' ass" What is the definition of "kwuan"?


dkm

Context: omg dkm released another shite addon

Instruction: "omg dkm released another shite addon" What is the definition of "dkm"?


take a red

"older terminology meaning to "calm down" or "chill out

Instruction: "whoa, take a couple deep breaths and take a red man" What is the definition of "take a red"?


bfbf

Context: "you're my bfbf

Instruction: ""you're my bfbf" What is the definition of "bfbf"?


bfbf

a little known term for someone being your best friend and boyfriend

Instruction: "alice: oh jason guess what?  jason: what?  alice: you're my bfbf" What is the definition of "bfbf"?


bfbf

"best facebook friend: someone you like on facebook but don't know in "the real world"

Instruction: "justin is my [bff], but joss is my bfbf because justin won't update his damn [fb] status" What is the definition of "bfbf"?


bfbf

Context: "you're my bfbf

Instruction: ""you're my bfbf" What is the definition of "bfbf"?


bfbf

a little known term for someone being your best friend and boyfriend

Instruction: "alice: oh jason guess what?  jason: what?  alice: you're my bfbf" What is the definition of "bfbf"?


bfbf

"best facebook friend: someone you like on facebook but don't know in "the real world"

Instruction: "justin is my [bff], but joss is my bfbf because justin won't update his damn [fb] status" What is the definition of "bfbf"?


ben edlund

the writer who provides the most dean/cas-centric episodes of [supernatural]

Instruction: "1:oh, man did you see the new episode that ben edlund wrote? the french mistake?  2:yeah, everyone totally got edlund'd" What is the definition of "ben edlund"?


boxiodynamics

boxiodynamics is the complete opposite of aerodynamics

Instruction: "my lifted jeep wrangler with big tires and boxy design, moves through the wind like a brick on wheels due to its boxiodynamics" What is the definition of "boxiodynamics"?


callous toe

Instruction: "callous toe gives you the urge to be frisky with furniture" What is the definition of "callous toe"?


artificial face

a person's [face] with excessive amount of [makeup] or , with no specific [facial] [expression]

Instruction: "an artificial face that is over-tanned or with extra amounts of fondyuten" What is the definition of "artificial face"?


assfu

"the art of wielding a perfect ass that a females uses to [pull] in unsuspecting males

Instruction: "damm that bitch gots some assfu going on" What is the definition of "assfu"?


assfu

"the art of wielding a perfect ass that a females uses to [pull] in unsuspecting males

Instruction: "damm that bitch gots some assfu going on" What is the definition of "assfu"?


idea mule

riding on the back of you friend's genuis

Instruction: "jess: i'll have coleslaw instead of crisps lisa: oh, can i have the coleslaw instead of crisps? jess: you're an idea mule" What is the definition of "idea mule"?


der der der

Context: patrick lancaster is der der der

"a person or persons that's iq does not excede 45 who can't spell imperfection and makes sentences like the following:  " brad and i were on lunch bread

Instruction: "patrick lancaster is der der der" What is the definition of "der der der"?


coolidge

Instruction: "bob: i've got a new macintosh john: coolidge" What is the definition of "coolidge"?


coolidge

the act of losing one's cool, flipping out, taking a fit

Instruction: "bob went coolidge at his boss when he was passed over for the promotion and the swat team had to be called in" What is the definition of "coolidge"?


holdall

Instruction: "james jetted off on a business trip carrying his laptop and personal items in a holdall" What is the definition of "holdall"?


chase dawg

Context: chase dawg is amazing

Instruction: "chase dawg is amazing" What is the definition of "chase dawg"?


base raper

a fucking queerbate who plays video games to occupy all of the time he spends not getting laid

Instruction: "fuck you, you fucking gay ass base raper" What is the definition of "base raper"?


intradermal penis

a very small penis that has minimal penetration

Instruction: "i didn't realize we were having sex yet due to his intradermal penis" What is the definition of "intradermal penis"?


chencho

an up and comming slang term used for fatass people, men or women

Instruction: "i went to mcdonalds and this chencho infront of me ordered 7 big macs with extra mayo" What is the definition of "chencho"?


asspoop

Instruction: "i caught john playing with my turds again, he's quite an asspoop" What is the definition of "asspoop"?


argyria

a condition in which a person's skin literally turns blue from using too much colloidal silver or overexposure to salt compounds

Instruction: "the nickname for that man that has argyria is papa smuff" What is the definition of "argyria"?


chillangilax

a combination of chilling, hanging out, and relaxing

Instruction: "yo, i'm going to the crib to chillangilax" What is the definition of "chillangilax"?


boobclops

a term used to define a woman with one boob

Instruction: "i would ream your mom if she wasn't a friggin' boobclops" What is the definition of "boobclops"?


dp-dp

Instruction: "banana hammocks are the best clothes to wear for dp-dp" What is the definition of "dp-dp"?


honey mustard

Instruction: "sheep, honey mustard and fries makes me so happy *smiles retardedly*" What is the definition of "honey mustard"?


honey mustard

Context: "don't you honey mustard me

when someone believes something happened one way but something entirely different actually took place

Instruction: ""don't you honey mustard me" What is the definition of "honey mustard"?


honey mustard

Context: hey dude smell my honey mustard

greassy sweat that builds between your nut sack and your thigh

Instruction: "hey dude smell my honey mustard" What is the definition of "honey mustard"?


berryitis

Instruction: "omg i got into a debate today with joe on bbm and now i cant use my thumbs, i got berryitis" What is the definition of "berryitis"?


detroit bowtie

when u shit on a girls forehead after she brushed her teeth

Instruction: "i gave this one bitch a detroit bowtie last week" What is the definition of "detroit bowtie"?


kyri

Instruction: "a kyri is like; a silver spoon with angel dust" What is the definition of "kyri"?


awks momo

Context: jon: i peed my pants crystal: awks momo

Instruction: "jon: i peed my pants crystal: awks momo" What is the definition of "awks momo"?


bla'ad

"russian slang for "bitch"  offensive female insult but when used between male friends is the equalivalent to "[kiddo]", "[buddy]", "[mate]""

Instruction: "1) what are you doing bla'ad? 2) get out of the way damn bla'ad 3) have anything planned for today bla'ad?" What is the definition of "bla'ad"?


chitaco

chitaco, is a chip taco, tacos using chips instead of hard shell

Instruction: "you just knocked over my chitaco bitch thanks for spilling all my meat" What is the definition of "chitaco"?


camp lazlo

a cartoon created by joe murray, creator of rocko's modern life

Instruction: "camp lazlo is funny at times but really wierd" What is the definition of "camp lazlo"?


camp lazlo

a television cartoon on [cartoon network]

Instruction: "camp lazlo promotes juvenile behavior, sexism, racism, anti-adult mindedness, and has no moral values" What is the definition of "camp lazlo"?


bagster

Context: that guy is totally a bagster

a crossbreed between a douchebag and a hipster

Instruction: "that guy is totally a bagster" What is the definition of "bagster"?


broke and famous

Context: i rep broke and famous crew till i die

baf crew, a cleveland graffiti/arts crew started by the artist kiloz

Instruction: "i rep broke and famous crew till i die" What is the definition of "broke and famous"?


broke and famous

Context: lifestyles of the broke and famous

like popular [bloggers], [myspace] comedians, and youtubers thousands know them, but they get nothing

Instruction: "lifestyles of the broke and famous" What is the definition of "broke and famous"?


boscombe

Context: omfg boscombe is a shit hole

fucking hell hole, pikiest place in the south of england, makes the place seem northern

Instruction: "omfg boscombe is a shit hole" What is the definition of "boscombe"?


artsie

artsie refers to a group of university students who study arts or sciences

Instruction: "yo man look how stupid that artsie fuck looks with that colouring book and pack of crayons" What is the definition of "artsie"?


changwich

Context: jo man ge' me a chicken changwich

Instruction: "jo man ge' me a chicken changwich" What is the definition of "changwich"?


baby bitch

a nice guy that ends up being some hot chick's free babysitter while she goes out and has fun

Instruction: "dick became a hot twenty four year old's baby bitch as she went out all night and partied" What is the definition of "baby bitch"?


baby bitch

a crabby store owner who does not deal particularly well with customers and/or friends

Instruction: ""christ craig, quipped daz, "would you stop being such a baby bitch and pay the three dollar cover like the rest of us?""" What is the definition of "baby bitch"?


baby bitch

Context: hey dave, whats up baby bitch

Instruction: "hey dave, whats up baby bitch" What is the definition of "baby bitch"?


finally

Context: finally i got to see who you are

Instruction: "finally i got to see who you are" What is the definition of "finally"?


finally

"basically the last episode of a show that is collectively thought to be bad

Instruction: "i couldn't wait for the finally of power rangers turbo" What is the definition of "finally"?


groag

a large, satisfying bowel movement similar to a [steamer]

Instruction: "williard took a giant corn-laced groag behind the tent, which i slipped and fell in when i got up to see where the [heinous] stink was coming from" What is the definition of "groag"?


falagala

Context: that art dealer is a little falagala

Instruction: "that art dealer is a little falagala" What is the definition of "falagala"?


h bomb

a person who has herpes is said to carry the h bomb

Instruction: "had to check my swing cause i spotted the h bomb" What is the definition of "h bomb"?


after every meal

"a phrase used to describe something that is done very often, modeled after "floss your teeth after every meal

Instruction: "tod's mom hates having hair on her legs so she shaves after every meal" What is the definition of "after every meal"?


catte

Context: time for my daily dose of catte gifs

Instruction: "time for my daily dose of catte gifs" What is the definition of "catte"?


toob

cross between sombody who is both a tool and a noob, a huge insult that nobody has ever thought of yet

Instruction: "only a true toob would ever bother to look up the word toob on urbandictionary" What is the definition of "toob"?


toob

Context: i think i left my toob in the truck

Instruction: "i think i left my toob in the truck" What is the definition of "toob"?


toob

Context: gayzelle's shirt says toob

Instruction: "gayzelle's shirt says toob" What is the definition of "toob"?


toob

very selective name for a fat ass with a fat head

Instruction: "hey look at that fat ass, his head looks like a sausage toob" What is the definition of "toob"?


toob

Context: i think i left my toob in the truck

Instruction: "i think i left my toob in the truck" What is the definition of "toob"?


toob

Instruction: "sally laid a hummer on my toob the other night while i was watching the toob" What is the definition of "toob"?


cutsiepops

Context: mv:heyy cutsiepops seh:hey bf

Instruction: "mv:heyy cutsiepops seh:hey bf" What is the definition of "cutsiepops"?


cock amish

Instruction: "cam kingery has been such a cock amish lately" What is the definition of "cock amish"?


glitties

when a young lady dons glitter of any color on her breasts and/or nipples

Instruction: ""i got so into strippers i had my wife with glitties "he's kinda weird, he's into glitties" "shake those glitties girl""" What is the definition of "glitties"?


glitties

the (usually) big breasts of a woman that have been covered in massive amounts of body glitter

Instruction: "did you see the pair of glitties on her?  i was practically blinded by them" What is the definition of "glitties"?


ebolalypse

when the end of the earth comes because of ebola

Instruction: "the end is nigh,prepare for the ebolalypse" What is the definition of "ebolalypse"?


bimbo college

1)the ultimate distraction during school for those bimbos who could give a shit about education

Instruction: ""dude, where are you going, its the middle of science class? "i'm off to bimbo college man, fuck class""" What is the definition of "bimbo college"?


king of the empty castle syndrome

"a type of slut-shamer who wants sex, but only wants it with people who have not had sex, out of insecurity about ability

Instruction: ""did you ever hook up with that one guy? "nah, he didn't want me, he found out i'd had a couple other partners and went all king of the empty castle syndrome" What is the definition of "king of the empty castle syndrome"?


Context: "i had teh s3x0rz "no, you didn't

if you say it like this, you probably aren't getting any

Instruction: ""i had teh s3x0rz "no, you didn't" What is the definition of "s3x0rz"?


Context: "i w4n7 2 s3x0rz j00 up

Instruction: ""i w4n7 2 s3x0rz j00 up" What is the definition of "s3x0rz"?


s3x0rz, talk of the [l33t] normaly found on [irc]

Instruction: "last night i had h4rdc0r3 s3x0rz with my mum" What is the definition of "s3x0rz"?


fjass

Instruction: "dude, that chick has some [marms] and a fjass" What is the definition of "fjass"?


thinking with his dick

going on a night out but not having a wank before you leave and thinking with your dick instead of your head

Instruction: "oh look at shane thinking with his dick again" What is the definition of "thinking with his dick"?


ickies

Instruction: "there were ickies in her hairbrush, so i did not use it" What is the definition of "ickies"?


alabama hogwash

doing a poo in a womans vagina to provide lubrication before sexual intercourse

Instruction: "carl: john gave louise a alabama hogwash" What is the definition of "alabama hogwash"?


ausual

the use of both audio and visual for communication or recording purposes

Instruction: "bill used an ausual display to demonstrate his idea to the company" What is the definition of "ausual"?


finger pussy

"finger pussy: when two people combine their hands in a praying cross figure and open one side, each participant has their own view

Instruction: "example is do it with a friend and see for yourself your very own finger pussy" What is the definition of "finger pussy"?


saggy maggie

when you give or receive a blow job, but the receiver does not have a erection of the penis

Instruction: ""dude this chick gave me a saggy maggie last night  "what, you can't get a boner or something?"  "shut up" What is the definition of "saggy maggie"?


burger dilemma

dumbing yourself down in order to communicate with one of low intelligence

Instruction: "dude, i heard you talking to your girlfriend, talk about a burger dilemma" What is the definition of "burger dilemma"?


daquirrhea

the loose stool condition brought on by prolonged, excessive drinking at the beach or other tropical locale

Instruction: "i had a great time at the beach lst night however, now i have the worst case of daquirrhea ever" What is the definition of "daquirrhea"?


digging match

irish slang for a fight, with 'dig' being another word for punch

Instruction: "cocker and ronnie haven't being seeing eye to eye recently, they're going to have a digging match" What is the definition of "digging match"?


cock warmers

boobs, hooters, sweater puppies, breasts, etc

Instruction: "she wanted a pearl necklace, so i slapped my salami between her cock warmers and went to town" What is the definition of "cock warmers"?


cock warmers

boobs, hooters, sweater puppies, breasts, etc

Instruction: "she wanted a pearl necklace, so i slapped my salami between her cock warmers and went to town" What is the definition of "cock warmers"?


black wallstreet

"founded by "game" from gunit, where as a corporation its duty is to see the advancement of the hip-hop community via clothing companies, record labels, and even real estate

Instruction: "yo homie, i gotta go spit some verses, buy some gear, and get a house from black wallstreet" What is the definition of "black wallstreet"?


black wallstreet

record lable formed by former gunit member game

Instruction: "black wallstreet lable nd game wack like a motha fucka" What is the definition of "black wallstreet"?


artist's bias

a condition that develops after working on a piece of artwork for long periods of time, rendering the artist incapable of deciding for themselves if it's any good

Instruction: "hey man, i've got a serious case of artist's bias" What is the definition of "artist's bias"?


12:00 flashers

Context: they are a couple of 12:00 flashers

someone who is too lazy or too inept to set the clock on their vcr or other digital device that has a clock, but isn't a clock itself

Instruction: "they are a couple of 12:00 flashers" What is the definition of "12:00 flashers"?


bigbrotherbowser

Context: wow bigbrotherbowser sucks

bigbrotherbowser is a small youtuber who records commentary over games

Instruction: "wow bigbrotherbowser sucks" What is the definition of "bigbrotherbowser"?


boost juice

Instruction: "boost juice even has  state manager n a fuking annual conferance that probly consists of lube, ductape and a banana" What is the definition of "boost juice"?


boost juice

Instruction: "man i just copped a boost juice in toilets" What is the definition of "boost juice"?


boost juice

Instruction: "boost juice even has  state manager n a fuking annual conferance that probly consists of lube, ductape and a banana" What is the definition of "boost juice"?


boost juice

Instruction: "man i just copped a boost juice in toilets" What is the definition of "boost juice"?


italian boiler

when you dip a restrained mans scrotum into a bucket of boiling water

Instruction: "no wonder he can't have kids, he was given an italian boiler by [don vito] back in the day" What is the definition of "italian boiler"?


lomill

Instruction: "girl: you're amazing, you know that? guy: no, you're amazing lomill" What is the definition of "lomill"?


cockforbrains

someone with no brains whatsoever and has there mind on cock (not including straight guys)

Instruction: ""i can't believe your gay you cockforbrains idiot" What is the definition of "cockforbrains"?


done a patel

Instruction: "*jacob falls on a spike*  everyone: jacob patel you've done a patel" What is the definition of "done a patel"?


blued hair

Context: ex: wow, you have blued hair

Instruction: "ex: wow, you have blued hair" What is the definition of "blued hair"?


seizure

Instruction: "julius seizure proclaimed 'i came, i saw, i conquered" What is the definition of "seizure"?


seizure

Context: "whoa dude are you having a seizure

what it looks like when you dance to dubstep

Instruction: ""whoa dude are you having a seizure" What is the definition of "seizure"?


seizure

Context: omg hes having a seizure

Instruction: "omg hes having a seizure" What is the definition of "seizure"?


seizure

Context: all your base are belong to seizure

1) satan saying this when if his son is ruler of all world

Instruction: "all your base are belong to seizure" What is the definition of "seizure"?


seizure

Instruction: "jake says: look that dude he\\\'s having a seizure" What is the definition of "seizure"?


beer snake

"generally occur at an australian cricket match, where they only sell light beer in big plastic cups

Instruction: "the twenty-20 cricket match at north sydney oval in january 2006 saw a 23 meter long beer snake being paraded" What is the definition of "beer snake"?


dally

birth name: dallas winston  a character from the outsiders

Instruction: "dally livened up the outsiders a great deal" What is the definition of "dally"?


dally

Context: "ay, dally

"a nick name for the usually male name "dallas"

Instruction: ""ay, dally" What is the definition of "dally"?


dally

Context: lets go dally the bikes

to use, ride or drive something and fucking around in the process

Instruction: "lets go dally the bikes" What is the definition of "dally"?


bake block

"to prevent someone from getting "baked", "stoned", or "high"

Instruction: "you bake block somebody by preventing them from getting baked [high] usually to benefit yourself in some way" What is the definition of "bake block"?


janeen

Context: my name is janeen

an awesome name for a girl, that has multiple spellings, but this one is spelled phonetically correctly

Instruction: "my name is janeen" What is the definition of "janeen"?


janeen

Instruction: "[giver][angel][lover][booty]  janeen has the best booty" What is the definition of "janeen"?


blueblabla

Context: friend: *yawns* me: blueblabla

Instruction: "friend: *yawns* me: blueblabla" What is the definition of "blueblabla"?


brand nizzle

Context: brand nizzle : brand new york

Instruction: "brand nizzle : brand new york" What is the definition of "brand nizzle"?


bosche

Context: "calm your bosche

Instruction: ""calm your bosche" What is the definition of "bosche"?


noah robbins

noah robbins's usually stalk thier prey like a flying cobra spider monkey tiger

Instruction: "damn i better run noah robbins is after me" What is the definition of "noah robbins"?


chin strap

a douchey beard style, favored by guidos who want to make their steroid-infused jaws appear to be at a 90 degree angle

Instruction: "guy 1: check out that fucking douchebag with the chin strap" What is the definition of "chin strap"?


chin strap

to have sex with another man and blow your load on his massive chin

Instruction: "i gave jeff pashko a serious chin strap last night" What is the definition of "chin strap"?


feather girl

Instruction: "sarah f is the first feather girl to come out of the stable/flock" What is the definition of "feather girl"?


red light

"the moment just prior to having uncontrollable diarrhoea

Instruction: "i was on the train to work this morning when without warning i got a red light and some fucker was in the bathroom" What is the definition of "red light"?


red light

Context: damn ma red light hasnt blink for a min

the red light blinkin on youre phone when someone called you or have a missed alert

Instruction: "damn ma red light hasnt blink for a min" What is the definition of "red light"?


freshman pedophile

Instruction: "kasper: why does ale hit on all the freshmen david: she is such a freshman pedophile" What is the definition of "freshman pedophile"?


alexander tejada

Context: alexander tejada is so fucking hott

a hard headed person, really fucking hot, but a bit of a douche bag

Instruction: "alexander tejada is so fucking hott" What is the definition of "alexander tejada"?


ex i never had

Instruction: "*snotty girl gives demeaning look and huffs away* gf: who is that? bf: ugh, the ex i never had" What is the definition of "ex i never had"?


bombestbabes

bombestbabes is the new modeling social networking site similar to instagram

Instruction: "model1- have you made an account on bombestbabes yet? model2- not yet, but i heard a lot of good things about it" What is the definition of "bombestbabes"?


a primarily male environment involving lots of shouting

Instruction: "man, i went to 2882 last night and they were throwing around a lot of 2882ude" What is the definition of "2882"?


bluken

Instruction: "she tried to bring some hot fudge into the bedroom, but she ended up scalding her man's man - total bluken" What is the definition of "bluken"?


albuterol

Context: dude, hook me up with some albuterol

thing to get high on but disguised as medicine for asthmatics

Instruction: "dude, hook me up with some albuterol" What is the definition of "albuterol"?


ham-dogged

Instruction: "i got so ham-dogged last night, i feel like shit today" What is the definition of "ham-dogged"?


bass cannon

a [subwoofer] of exceedingly high volume and potency

Instruction: "dude1:  i'd get a bass cannon for my car, but i just can't afford the tickets" What is the definition of "bass cannon"?


trash can surprise

the act of going to someone's house then proceding to take the garbage bag out of the can then taking a massive dump in the can

Instruction: "dude i gave ryan a trash can surprise after he went to sleep so it will be able to sit for a while" What is the definition of "trash can surprise"?


bajeesus

Context: bajeesus she's so annoying

pronounced (buh-jee-zus) it could mean any of the following:  1

Instruction: "bajeesus she's so annoying" What is the definition of "bajeesus"?


alabama hotpocket

shitting in a girls pussy and using it as lube

Instruction: "yea me and jessica got it on with an alabama hotpocket" What is the definition of "alabama hotpocket"?


alabama hotpocket

the act of putting icy-hot, bengay, etc, on one's condom before intercourse

Instruction: "bitch doesn't think i know she cheated on me; think ill give her an alabama hotpocket and then dump her ass" What is the definition of "alabama hotpocket"?


alabama hotpocket

a guy shits in a girls vagina, then fucks her

Instruction: "dude, i gave my girl a surprise alabama hotpocket last night" What is the definition of "alabama hotpocket"?


alabama hotpocket

the act of unloading a duece into a females open vagina

Instruction: "after a night of drinking we talked derek into giving shiloh an alabama hotpocket" What is the definition of "alabama hotpocket"?


alabama hotpocket

shitting in a girls pussy and using it as lube

Instruction: "yea me and jessica got it on with an alabama hotpocket" What is the definition of "alabama hotpocket"?


alabama hotpocket

the act of putting icy-hot, bengay, etc, on one's condom before intercourse

Instruction: "bitch doesn't think i know she cheated on me; think ill give her an alabama hotpocket and then dump her ass" What is the definition of "alabama hotpocket"?


alabama hotpocket

a guy shits in a girls vagina, then fucks her

Instruction: "dude, i gave my girl a surprise alabama hotpocket last night" What is the definition of "alabama hotpocket"?


alabama hotpocket

the act of unloading a duece into a females open vagina

Instruction: "after a night of drinking we talked derek into giving shiloh an alabama hotpocket" What is the definition of "alabama hotpocket"?


lap-sit

to sit on one's lap, particually a female sexually pleasing a male

Instruction: "the chic gave the deserving stud a lap-sit" What is the definition of "lap-sit"?


bfsm

Context: muh bfsm be the shit

Instruction: "muh bfsm be the shit" What is the definition of "bfsm"?


burat

Context: you have a large burat

Instruction: "you have a large burat" What is the definition of "burat"?


burat

it's a big pennis, huge in size and well erected

Instruction: "see that aerosol can? that's the size of the burat of our stupid mayor when he is drunk and roaming around" What is the definition of "burat"?


gogsturbate

Instruction: "julia likes to gogsturbate while watching oompa loompas so she does not go blind" What is the definition of "gogsturbate"?


bullshiteering

the art of pre-planning and pre-rehearsing a credible lie for the sake of manipulation or deception

Instruction: " johnny spoofed the cops at the interrogation, he's a master in the art bullshiteering" What is the definition of "bullshiteering"?


knob head

Context: he's just a knob head with no knob

Instruction: "he's just a knob head with no knob" What is the definition of "knob head"?


knob head

Instruction: "how many times do i have to tell you, ya knob head" What is the definition of "knob head"?


knob head

Context: oi luke smith, you knob head

complete and utter  retard who likes doing sheep u the bak-side!!!!

Instruction: "oi luke smith, you knob head" What is the definition of "knob head"?


triple threat

when a person takes a fat pull of liquor, then takes a shot of that liquor, then chases with a mixed drink

Instruction: "dude he almost died, he did a triple threat and couldn't even go out for the night" What is the definition of "triple threat"?


triple threat

a person who excels in singing, acting and dancing

Instruction: "jennifer lopez, though obnoxious, is a triple threat" What is the definition of "triple threat"?


triple threat

Context: i gave her the triple threat last night

having oral, anal, and vaginal sex with a girl in the same session

Instruction: "i gave her the triple threat last night" What is the definition of "triple threat"?


triple threat

Context: victor was a triple threat

[los angeles] term refering to a [person] who can act, sing, and dance well

Instruction: "victor was a triple threat" What is the definition of "triple threat"?


triple threat

Instruction: "andy put the triple threat on this turkey head last night" What is the definition of "triple threat"?


triple threat

a person who is of skill at clitoral stimulation with his hands and attempts and succeeds the three finger penetration

Instruction: ""douche bag friend- "hey triple threat heard about you and your gf last night" triple threat- "yeaaaahhhhhh"  "she had like 5 orgasms" What is the definition of "triple threat"?


lobotology

one of the weirdest ideas a student group has ever made in the history of the ncaa

Instruction: "lobotology is the worship of athletes and coaches at the university of new mexico" What is the definition of "lobotology"?


aviation mall

a crappy [old people]'s mall in queensbury, ny with really crappy stores and crappier workers

Instruction: "man, aviation mall either needs to expand or just plain shut down" What is the definition of "aviation mall"?


ball shanty

the piece of skin that is responsible for connecting one's balls to one's foreskin

Instruction: "ayush pull up your pants, i can see your ball shanty" What is the definition of "ball shanty"?


alex bozzacco

Context: cool bad ass alex bozzacco

alex bozzacco is a bad ass also he gets all the girls he's very cool

Instruction: "cool bad ass alex bozzacco" What is the definition of "alex bozzacco"?


dirty west

when giving anal sex to a women andd she shits on your junk while its in her butt and then you puke on her back and she passes out

Instruction: "aww man last nite me and my girl tried it in her other hole and she made me dirty west her" What is the definition of "dirty west"?


booty handle

Context: daaaaamn, look at that booty handle

when a girl's butt is so high, that part of it leaks over the top of her pants

Instruction: "daaaaamn, look at that booty handle" What is the definition of "booty handle"?


b and b

Instruction: "when we stayed at the b and b in rural england, the owners kept trying to sell the building to us" What is the definition of "b and b"?


b and b

a word used in the college greek system, stands for bros and bitches / bitches and beer

Instruction: ""bro, when does our rager start? "11, but we got a b and b with tri delt before so get ready to spit some mad game" What is the definition of "b and b"?


b and b

Context: all athen cares about is b and b

Instruction: "all athen cares about is b and b" What is the definition of "b and b"?


b and b

Instruction: "i get wait to get off work and have a b and b" What is the definition of "b and b"?


barbemous minimus

the technical term for declaring a truce in a battle of barbs or wit

Instruction: "they no longer traded bards, preferring instead to declare barbemous minimus" What is the definition of "barbemous minimus"?


foner

a word to describe a fake boner caused by an unfortunate crease of the pants

Instruction: ""i glanced over at peter and it seemed as though he had a boner, peter yelped: "naaaaa son, it's just a foner" What is the definition of "foner"?


foner

Instruction: ""francheska- "he took of his shirt and jumped into the pool and when i saw his tattoo i totally got a foner" What is the definition of "foner"?


foner

a foner is the unexpected erection when one is encountered with or thinks about some kind of delicious food

Instruction: ""mmm, what y'all cookin up? this smell's giving me a serious foner" What is the definition of "foner"?


foner

when someone has a boner for their cell phone

Instruction: "alex has a real foner for his new samsung galaxy noteii" What is the definition of "foner"?


foner

Context: guy in class: god damn foner

Instruction: "guy in class: god damn foner" What is the definition of "foner"?


foner

Context: neill just got a foner off of willie

Instruction: "neill just got a foner off of willie" What is the definition of "foner"?


foner

Context: that oily phone gives me such a foner

when you get a huge massive boner from looking at a oily phone

Instruction: "that oily phone gives me such a foner" What is the definition of "foner"?


floor humper

a person that dances low to the ground is said to be a floor humper

Instruction: "hey look at jayde she is such a floor humper" What is the definition of "floor humper"?


brownizzo

Context: taketease ma brownizzo

Instruction: "taketease ma brownizzo" What is the definition of "brownizzo"?


flip flop foot

an unusally large gap between the big toe and 2nd toe

Instruction: "billy has such a flip flop foot that he could pick up a beer can with those toes" What is the definition of "flip flop foot"?


fawlty towers

Context: did you see fawlty towers last night?

"the name of a tv show broadcast on the bbc between 1975 and 1979

Instruction: "did you see fawlty towers last night?" What is the definition of "fawlty towers"?


hype lord

a hype lord is a person that collects clothing, shoes, and accessories for the sole purpose of impressing others

Instruction: "that hype lord spent his entire check buying every colorway of the nike roshe running shoe" What is the definition of "hype lord"?


a frio-hamel

when u r lonely and ugly so u have to use a washing machine to screw yourself and to get an orgasm

Instruction: "last night i was all alone with no date so i pulled a frio-hamel" What is the definition of "a frio-hamel"?


mouthjob

Instruction: "i came three times from the mouthjob i got at work" What is the definition of "mouthjob"?


invoketeering

Context: he is invoketeering

Instruction: "he is invoketeering" What is the definition of "invoketeering"?


gonza

Context: this chilli is gonza

Instruction: "this chilli is gonza" What is the definition of "gonza"?


gonza

Instruction: "i was smoking so much gonza last night that i skeeted on your dog" What is the definition of "gonza"?