crouching tiger flying scrotum

a sex move when the male stands on top of a bookshelf, bed, ladder, ect

Instruction: "dude: hey bud, did you fuck that girl you picked up last night? bro: i didn't just fuck her, i performed a crouching tiger flying scrotum on her face" What is the definition of "crouching tiger flying scrotum"?


ass clock

Context: "dude, i love the ass clock man

a device similar to that of a [clock] except it is [surgically] emplanted into the [cheek] of your choice

Instruction: ""dude, i love the ass clock man" What is the definition of "ass clock"?


duarte duarte

duarte duarte, also know as dudu(poop) is an awkward situation when someone masturbates with an eraser making his/her sexual organ bleed

Instruction: "when his mom found him, he was already bleeding from the penis because of the duarte duarte" What is the definition of "duarte duarte"?


b dubs l

Instruction: "yo man, it's 11 am and i need me a nice b dubs l for this tailgate" What is the definition of "b dubs l"?


draped up

"originated in memphis, as heard in the triple six mafia track "jealous ass bitches" (bun-b stole the drop for the song draped out

Instruction: "draped up and dripped out, know what i'm talkin 'bout jealous ass bitches, let that steam out ya collar, ho" What is the definition of "draped up"?


dream control

Instruction: "dude, i was flying around and shooting lightning out of my eyeballs, then i became lucid and for some reason lost my dream control" What is the definition of "dream control"?


chocolate milkshakes

Context: i love chocolate milkshakes

Instruction: "i love chocolate milkshakes" What is the definition of "chocolate milkshakes"?


bloody well

Context: you bloody well do the right thing

Instruction: "you bloody well do the right thing" What is the definition of "bloody well"?


duck's nuts

"similar to "bee's knees" - the best (most awesome, most choice, most advanced) of all

Instruction: "i love your potato salad - it's the duck's nuts" What is the definition of "duck's nuts"?


duck's nuts

to indicate an action that is of low character

Instruction: "mate, that's lower that a low flying duck's nuts" What is the definition of "duck's nuts"?


duck's nuts

the opposite of blue ball (see [blue ball])

Instruction: "man, timmy's the duck's nuts when it comes to screwin' bitches" What is the definition of "duck's nuts"?


duck's nuts

it is which the [jizz] is held in a male duck

Instruction: "boy, do those duck's nuts jiggle when he waddles, eh george" What is the definition of "duck's nuts"?


duck's nuts

Context: man i had some duck's nuts in my mouth

Instruction: "man i had some duck's nuts in my mouth" What is the definition of "duck's nuts"?


cock ear fetish

wen a male or female have a fetish for a cock being stuck in their ear and later cummed in

Instruction: "my chcik has a cock ear fetish so we tryed it and now shes deaf in her right ear" What is the definition of "cock ear fetish"?


beamerball

a brand of football pioneered by frank beamer and the [hokie]s emphesizing special teams

Instruction: "it was beamerball at its best when the hokies blocked wvu's feild goal attempt and returned it for a touchdown" What is the definition of "beamerball"?


beamerball

beating 1-aa teams the first few games of the year, then cruising through the cake acc conference schedule until losing to the one decent team that year

Instruction: "how the hell is virginia tech playing in the sugar bowl? oh right, cause of beamerball" What is the definition of "beamerball"?


ass antlers

"a type of tattoo, usually worn by women, on the lower back and branching upwards from the buttcrack

Instruction: "i could see her ass antlers poking up above her little thong" What is the definition of "ass antlers"?


ass antlers

a direct translations from the german, referring to tatoos, usually found on (young) women, on their backsides, below the belt line and above the cheeks

Instruction: "she' got 17 tattos altogether, the newest of which are those ass antlers peeking out over the tops of her jeans" What is the definition of "ass antlers"?


ass antlers

Instruction: "ass antlers is also known as a tramp stamp, skanky tattoo right above the ass" What is the definition of "ass antlers"?


ass antlers

Context: ass antlers = moose on the loose

a lower back tattoo that looks like an ass rack

Instruction: "ass antlers = moose on the loose" What is the definition of "ass antlers"?


aav

abbreviation for the ameican association of volunteers

Instruction: "the aav is not recognized as a legitimate service organization" What is the definition of "aav"?


boo belly

when a females stomach sticks out further then her boobs

Instruction: "hey jack did you see that girl she has a boo belly" What is the definition of "boo belly"?


boo belly

when a females stomach sticks out further then her boobs

Instruction: "hey jack did you see that girl she has a boo belly" What is the definition of "boo belly"?


square house

an establishment such as a bar where conduct is held to a standard of fairness

Instruction: ""seen on the back wall of the bar depicted in the tv series cheers is a sign: "this is a square house" What is the definition of "square house"?


oygoiling

the term used when a person or persons cannot concentrate on the task at hand, and therefore become distracted and lose interest

Instruction: ""he was oygoiling away and lost track of time and blew up the turkey" What is the definition of "oygoiling"?


casper jacking

the act of manipulating yourself through your pocket while on a bus or train or public transporation, or at a public park or street, while looking at an attractive female

Instruction: "neal was casper jacking to the hot blonde on the mbta the other day" What is the definition of "casper jacking"?


asian niggers

indians / east indians, middle easterners, arabs, indonesians, filipinos, hawaiians, pacific islanders, south east asians, south asians, any dark skinned south asians

Instruction: "those asian niggers smell like curry and look like mud" What is the definition of "asian niggers"?


breedle

when ones breath smells like a sewer due to combination of cigs, lack of hygiene, telling too many lies, and brownnosing

Instruction: "boy, that asbury guys breedle is really hanging today; without his ability to tell lies he would never get laid with that crapbreath" What is the definition of "breedle"?


cathedral high school

an all-girls catholic school in manhattan that has the best reputation for an all-girls school in ny

Instruction: "i graduated from cathedral high school last june" What is the definition of "cathedral high school"?


drop it off in them drawers

Instruction: "come over here and lemme drop it off in them drawers" What is the definition of "drop it off in them drawers"?


baroness bomburs

Instruction: "baroness bomburs approves another bill in arizona, ensuring her delight in the suffering of chicanos and their children everywhere" What is the definition of "baroness bomburs"?


a keeg

a shady ho don't trust a keeg, never trust a keeg

Instruction: "that dark ally over there looks like a keeg  she lied to you?" What is the definition of "a keeg"?


celio

Context: celio is in love with captain nemo

Instruction: "celio is in love with captain nemo" What is the definition of "celio"?


animegasm

an orgasm resulting from the watching of, creating of, or participating in anime

Instruction: "i just had the most mind blowing animegasm" What is the definition of "animegasm"?


cleavage furrow

the band of microfilaments during cytokinesis in cell division that splits the two daughter cells' membranes in half

Instruction: ""biology teacher: "and during cytokinesis, the cleavage furrow begins" What is the definition of "cleavage furrow"?


bean jar

Instruction: "'dude, i totally put my pork sword in her bean jar" What is the definition of "bean jar"?


bull winkle

"when a girl has [camel toe] and [moose knuckle], (you can can see the outline of the vagina and the parting of the lips kinda like a "w")"

Instruction: "dan: oh god, did you see that girl? sarah: her pants where so tight she had bull winkle" What is the definition of "bull winkle"?


dicksicle

an object, made by filling a condom up with water and freezing it

Instruction: "i used a dicksicle last night because i broke my dildo" What is the definition of "dicksicle"?


dicksicle

Instruction: "putting my hand down my pants i felt that i had a dicksicle" What is the definition of "dicksicle"?


dicksicle

a girl is blowing you outside and its really cold

Instruction: "zoe was blowing tyler in the igloo and when she paused to scratch her balls dicksicle occurred and coach was salty" What is the definition of "dicksicle"?


dicksicle

an object, made by filling a condom up with water and freezing it

Instruction: "i used a dicksicle last night because i broke my dildo" What is the definition of "dicksicle"?


dicksicle

Instruction: "putting my hand down my pants i felt that i had a dicksicle" What is the definition of "dicksicle"?


dicksicle

a girl is blowing you outside and its really cold

Instruction: "zoe was blowing tyler in the igloo and when she paused to scratch her balls dicksicle occurred and coach was salty" What is the definition of "dicksicle"?


ass dick

Context: grow some balls, ass dick

this is the word you yell at college basketball coaches when they make really stupid decisions

Instruction: "grow some balls, ass dick" What is the definition of "ass dick"?


ass dick

Instruction: "tyrone: yo bobby: what? tyrone: you're an ass dick" What is the definition of "ass dick"?


ass dick

Context: grow some balls, ass dick

this is the word you yell at college basketball coaches when they make really stupid decisions

Instruction: "grow some balls, ass dick" What is the definition of "ass dick"?


ass dick

Instruction: "tyrone: yo bobby: what? tyrone: you're an ass dick" What is the definition of "ass dick"?


china rican

someone whose descent/ethnicity is half chinese half puerto rican

Instruction: "what nationality is he?  his mother's puerto rican and his father's chinese, so he's china rican" What is the definition of "china rican"?


asscentives

Instruction: ""i think this girl may offer some good asscentives or "he's a douche, he's just looking for asscentives""" What is the definition of "asscentives"?


debognotisee

a person who has [make-up], [paint], [ink], or similarly [pigmented] substance applied to them

Instruction: "i would love to be a debognotisee for that gorgeous body painter" What is the definition of "debognotisee"?


aloe vurra

aloe vera that gives you a high when sniffed

Instruction: "dude, i was sniffin' some aloe vurra the other day and man, was i loopy for hours rappin' about pur a bens and chi chi" What is the definition of "aloe vurra"?


ackroyd

Instruction: "you got a new job? man you're gonna be such an ackroyd soon" What is the definition of "ackroyd"?


bunch of fat bitches

"surprisingly, "bunch of fat bitches" is not a term used to refer to overweight women in a derogatory manner, although it could be used that way

Instruction: "" "this taco tastes like a bunch of fat bitches" What is the definition of "bunch of fat bitches"?


colonic fart

a fart that emanates deep within the colon of the lower intestines that comes out silent but deadly and smells nasty of sulfur

Instruction: "damn dude, did you just stink up the room with your colonic fart after eating that burrito?" What is the definition of "colonic fart"?


poogasm

when you take a shit that feels so good after holding it in for such a long time that it feels orgasmic

Instruction: ""person 1: "i just had the best poogasm ever" What is the definition of "poogasm"?


poogasm

Context: oh mate just had a massive poogasm

the ecstatic relief one feels taking/during and after a big fat massive poo!

Instruction: "oh mate just had a massive poogasm" What is the definition of "poogasm"?


poogasm

when someone sounds like they're having an orgasm while taking a dump

Instruction: "that dude sounded like he was having a poogasm in the stall" What is the definition of "poogasm"?


poogasm

that good feeling you get after taking a poop

Instruction: "yesterday i had a poogasm and i felt relieved" What is the definition of "poogasm"?


cucinelli

Instruction: "darryl: hey you know chuck norris? kalvin: you mean chuck cucinelli" What is the definition of "cucinelli"?


frackle

"a type of unnamed monster from the original muppet show

Instruction: ""although originally made with three pointy fangs, the green frackle only had two in later seasons" What is the definition of "frackle"?


frackle

a old word (originating in london, uk) referring to a group of three bagels (since they are traditionally sold in threes)

Instruction: "how many bagels do you want? i'll take a frackle today please" What is the definition of "frackle"?


frackle

Context: "i like to frackle

Instruction: ""i like to frackle" What is the definition of "frackle"?


chicago blunderbuss

a rapid shooting of semen and other juices at another while in a farmer outfit

Instruction: "i totaly did a chicago blunderbuss on kathryn at the party last night" What is the definition of "chicago blunderbuss"?


fbeelings

Instruction: "i liked her pic, her man caught fbeelings and messaged me talking crazy" What is the definition of "fbeelings"?


emo poseur

Context: that emo poseur kid is a complete idiot

someone posing as a complete idiot that needs to cut or hurt themselves in order to get the attention they so desperatly need

Instruction: "that emo poseur kid is a complete idiot" What is the definition of "emo poseur"?


fuckbuddie

someone to hook up ,2nd base or fuck that is your friend or ex boy/girl friend no strings attatched that you do stuff with constantly

Instruction: "a good friend or ex boy/girl friend you constanly do sexual things with is called a fuckbuddie" What is the definition of "fuckbuddie"?


cakewrap

when you wrap saran-wrap around a girl or guys face and then proceed to defecate on the saran-wrap

Instruction: "that freaky slut wanted me to give her a cakewrap" What is the definition of "cakewrap"?


coffee vulture

"a person who knows the sound of a coffee maker quite well, though never brews a pot

Instruction: ""is the coffee done yet? "no, the coffee vulture is still in there" What is the definition of "coffee vulture"?


chicago style hot dog

the act of butt fucking a woman without penetration, in which the man's penis slides through the woman's butt cheeks, much like a hot dog enters it's buns

Instruction: "she was so drunk and we didn't have condoms, so i gave her a chicago style hot dog and got the f outta there" What is the definition of "chicago style hot dog"?


ap chinese club

another term for math club used because math clubs often consist primarily of people of asian descent

Instruction: "joe: what clubs are you in this year? bob: ap chinese club" What is the definition of "ap chinese club"?


wankelheimer

Instruction: "dang girl, quit yanking on my wankelheimer" What is the definition of "wankelheimer"?


eunji

Context: she is sooooo eunji

Instruction: "she is sooooo eunji" What is the definition of "eunji"?


eunji

Context: you're an eunji lol

Instruction: "you're an eunji lol" What is the definition of "eunji"?


jewmaican

Context: one time, i dated a jewmaican chick

a person who is half [jewish], half [jamaican], or just a jewish jamaican

Instruction: "one time, i dated a jewmaican chick" What is the definition of "jewmaican"?


jewmaican

Instruction: ""damn son look at that jewmaican "that rasta jew is known as a jewmaican""" What is the definition of "jewmaican"?


jewmaican

Context: that kid is jewmaican

Instruction: "that kid is jewmaican" What is the definition of "jewmaican"?


emschweiler

Instruction: "that emschweiler is a evil fucking bitch" What is the definition of "emschweiler"?


fults

[that guy] at your sporting club who wears a matching [leisure suit]/[tracksuit] has a very random personality & specialises in bad facial hair & terrible tattoos!

Instruction: "oh thank fuck there's only ever one fults in a football club" What is the definition of "fults"?


ad punishment

the ads you are forced to watch when watching online videos

Instruction: "i just want to watch this episode of fringe online but the ad punishment is brutal" What is the definition of "ad punishment"?


clit town

a nightclub or other venue attracting a predominantly female client�le

Instruction: "yo blud come to the club its like clit town tonite" What is the definition of "clit town"?


big green

used to describe mainland china or an individual who originated from mainland china

Instruction: "a new student named huang chi li at my school is a big green" What is the definition of "big green"?


big green

a big turd that is green and swirly like ice cream and seems like diapers

Instruction: "rex: where did you go? brian: i went to the bathroom and laid a big green rex: fucking ew" What is the definition of "big green"?


angel food surprise

the act of shoving a urinal cake into the mouth of a sexual partner right before climax

Instruction: "we were getting it on and right before she came, i gave her some angel food surprise" What is the definition of "angel food surprise"?


boy juice

refers to an adult male's jizz, boy refers to any young male 18 to 23

Instruction: " my college friend,brian, said he want me to give him head and swallow his boy juice" What is the definition of "boy juice"?


brett burk

an incredibly amazing, beautiful guy that you would want to spend the rest of your life with no matter what age, sexual orientation, gender, religion, race, or appearance you are

Instruction: "brett burk is so [sexy] i could melt from his hot mess" What is the definition of "brett burk"?


aleksandr

usually a man of russian descent who is attractive and very outgoing, has some hair problems and may or may not be mean

Instruction: "who are you playing with honey? with aleksandr mom, he is russian you know?" What is the definition of "aleksandr"?


beer bogganing

the common canadian practice of consuming alcoholic beverages and tobogganing on local hills, an important rite of passage into high school for many canadian students

Instruction: "i went beer bogganing once and can attest to the fun of it" What is the definition of "beer bogganing"?


beer bogganing

the common canadian practice of consuming alcoholic beverages and tobogganing on local hills, an important rite of passage into high school for many canadian students

Instruction: "i went beer bogganing once and can attest to the fun of it" What is the definition of "beer bogganing"?


bungle bush

Instruction: "i pulled down his pants and it was a damn bungle bush" What is the definition of "bungle bush"?


babson college

Instruction: "lets go to babson college and act like a doosh with the other babson doosh bags" What is the definition of "babson college"?


mexicombover

Context: james is rocking the mexicombover

a mans combover that is worn in mexico, in the hope of getting the ride

Instruction: "james is rocking the mexicombover" What is the definition of "mexicombover"?


adultarian

a person who does not eat meat from a young animal ei: lamb or veal

Instruction: "i won't order the veal because i'm an adultarian" What is the definition of "adultarian"?


mudding

sex with a person of a darker skin color than you

Instruction: "chloe kardashian went mudding with lamar" What is the definition of "mudding"?


mudding

"an autoerotic or homoerotic activity in which butch gays and bis get their shoes, jeans and even whole selves muddy while pounding tar around town or skating

Instruction: "derk and craig always went mudding around the charles after skating through cambridge, getting their baggy jeans and airwalks all dirty and wet" What is the definition of "mudding"?


mudding

to play, or take part in, a [mud] (multi-user dungeon,domain, or dimension)

Instruction: "man, there's nothing better to do than mudding on a saturday night" What is the definition of "mudding"?


mudding

Instruction: "man, this weekend i went mudding with my girl" What is the definition of "mudding"?


denim goth

a type of alternative style, a mix between indie and goth

Instruction: "jon: hey sara, you look mismatched today sara: it's called denim goth" What is the definition of "denim goth"?


bum poop

Context: i skateboarded over some bum poop today

human-like feces found on the sidewalks of urban regions

Instruction: "i skateboarded over some bum poop today" What is the definition of "bum poop"?


chiti

Context: man, that dude probably has a chiti

Instruction: "man, that dude probably has a chiti" What is the definition of "chiti"?


apple bong

a pipe used for the smoking of marijuana constructed out of an apple

Instruction: "i took some mad rips from an apple bong then wrote up a definition for it on urbandictionary" What is the definition of "apple bong"?


apple bong

it's when you take an apple, drill a hole through the middle, and stick marijuana in it

Instruction: "hao ate some of an apple bong and it came out in his shit" What is the definition of "apple bong"?


apple bong

Context: i hate the apple bong

the sound that is played on a macintosh computer when it is turned on

Instruction: "i hate the apple bong" What is the definition of "apple bong"?


crackbook

Instruction: "'i tried crackbook for the first time the other day" What is the definition of "crackbook"?


crackbook

"facebook (can also be abbreviated as "cb")"

Instruction: ""today i had two papers and two finals due, but i couldn't stop taking quizzes on crackbook" What is the definition of "crackbook"?


crackbook

Context: holy fuck that crackbook is addictive

Instruction: "holy fuck that crackbook is addictive" What is the definition of "crackbook"?


crackbook

Context: i need [apps] for my crackbook

"rim's (research in motion) tablet device, the blackberry playbook, released in 2011

Instruction: "i need [apps] for my crackbook" What is the definition of "crackbook"?


advanced computer applications class

a class where about 5 or 6 decent people converge with the scrubby and idiotic morons who had to take this class as a filler

Instruction: "god damn i have advanced computer applications class next" What is the definition of "advanced computer applications class"?


banging for roof

having sex with someone because you need a place to stay in a new city/a city you do not live in

Instruction: "i can't afford a hotel in london tonight, i'm just going to go banging for roof" What is the definition of "banging for roof"?


b-tractive

when someone just isn't quite good looking enough to be attractive

Instruction: "the hottie turned me down, so i went for the b-tractive chick" What is the definition of "b-tractive"?


chairobics

a type of aerobic excercise done by people while sitting in a chair

Instruction: "guy 1: what the hell are those hot old ladies doing on tv? guy 2: dude they are staying in shape by doing chairobics" What is the definition of "chairobics"?


memers

an angry kid with a bad bad bad attitude

Instruction: "dude, your starting to act like a memers" What is the definition of "memers"?


bunyak

to fold or crease the brim of a baseball cap

Instruction: "hey mike, is this your new $35 phillies hat? how about a nice bunyak for it" What is the definition of "bunyak"?


chatbrat

"someone who doesn't understand the etiquette common to chat rooms

Instruction: ""a chatbrat will often use an emoticon to express negative feelings in a depression related chat room" What is the definition of "chatbrat"?


asac

Instruction: "friend1: hey i need you to drop this off at the post office asac" What is the definition of "asac"?


addk

Context: addk

Instruction: "addk" What is the definition of "addk"?


burn and turn

"*opposite(ish) of "[wake and bake]"  burn and turn: where one engages in illicit substances (burning) before turning in for the night, aka passing the fuck out

Instruction: ""guy 1: "man, do you have any weed i can grab? i need to do a serious burn and turn" guy 2: "oh yeah, man i know, i burn and turn every night""" What is the definition of "burn and turn"?


d o m

a dirty old man who perves/touches/looks for younger wemon, a pedo etc

Instruction: "i saw your dad havin' a perve on your little sisters friends the other day, he is a d o m" What is the definition of "d o m"?


cone visit

Context: i'm going to cone visit you soon

"occasionally mistaken for a "come visit" text, it involves a meeting between two friends that involves ice cream

Instruction: "i'm going to cone visit you soon" What is the definition of "cone visit"?


bieber fever

a disease that's more dangerous than aids and sadder than kitten cancer

Instruction: "guy 1: my girlfriend has bieber fever guy2: be sure to wear a condom, catch that and its game over" What is the definition of "bieber fever"?


bieber fever

Instruction: "many third world countries are being plagued with bieber fever" What is the definition of "bieber fever"?


bieber fever

the long way of saying your fucking gay :d

Instruction: "mike: dude, ryan has bieber fever  you:what a faggot" What is the definition of "bieber fever"?


fo' rizzle

a bastardization of 'for real', which is a bastardization of 'true that', which is a bastardization of 'that is true'

Instruction: "fo' rizzle dizzle, ma shizznit iz up thizzle fo' shizzle" What is the definition of "fo' rizzle"?


blue foot

word used to describe a loose white female who doesn't have morals

Instruction: "example 1  dude = see that girl you deal with last night what was she  guy - that thing was a blue foot" What is the definition of "blue foot"?


acid punk

Context: the beatles are not acid punk

acid punk is  techno mixed with punk with emo lyrics

Instruction: "the beatles are not acid punk" What is the definition of "acid punk"?


drug addict

Context: amy winehouse is a crazy drug addict

"one who is addicted, pshycicly/physicly to a chemical based drug

Instruction: "amy winehouse is a crazy drug addict" What is the definition of "drug addict"?


ferris wheel

Instruction: "no one has ever performed a ferris wheel" What is the definition of "ferris wheel"?


ferris wheel

when you are performing a triple team on a chick and switching spots every few minutes

Instruction: "we totally destroyed that skank last night with that epic ferris wheel" What is the definition of "ferris wheel"?


ferris wheel

preforming the 69 position while sumersaulting

Instruction: "two gymnast doing a 69 while doing front flips in the shape of a ferris wheel" What is the definition of "ferris wheel"?


ferris wheel

Instruction: "no one has ever performed a ferris wheel" What is the definition of "ferris wheel"?


ferris wheel

when a man whirls his penis in a circular motion

Instruction: "josh showed janie what a real ferris wheel was when he was intoxicated" What is the definition of "ferris wheel"?


hurtubise

Context: check out the hurtubise on that guy

a reference to a very large male reproductive organ

Instruction: "check out the hurtubise on that guy" What is the definition of "hurtubise"?


beg friend

a person who aproaches everyone they see even if they are not wanted around

Instruction: ""when two people are talking and a 'beg friend' joins in univitedly and a person would say "why are u a beg friend" What is the definition of "beg friend"?


beg friend

a person who aproaches everyone they see even if they are not wanted around

Instruction: ""when two people are talking and a 'beg friend' joins in univitedly and a person would say "why are u a beg friend" What is the definition of "beg friend"?


ass muffin

Context: my little ass muffin is home

Instruction: "my little ass muffin is home" What is the definition of "ass muffin"?


ass muffin

a muffin made from the asses of 100-40040239 people

Instruction: "damn yo i had a purple ass muffin for lunch it was made nasty" What is the definition of "ass muffin"?


leetspeak

a form of writing whereby some letters in a word are replaced by a numerical likeness or other letters that create an identical or similar sound

Instruction: "person a: ph34r my 1337 hax0rz ski11z person b: what?  here, person a appears to be of below average intellect, due to his/her liberal use of leetspeak" What is the definition of "leetspeak"?


leetspeak

an internet language in which the user replaces letters with numbers and symbols

Instruction: "leetspeak translation a: 4 e: 3 h: |-| i: | l: 1 m: |\/| n: |\| o: 0 s: 5 t: 7 or + v: \/ w: \/\/" What is the definition of "leetspeak"?


broduding

the act of hanging out with your best friends that are the manliest of men

Instruction: "it's time to go broduding at michael's house" What is the definition of "broduding"?


chill billy

noun- the plural of chill billy is chill billies a close cousin to rednecks and hill billies, they mainly inhabit the northern states, new england, alaska as well as canada

Instruction: "i saw a chill billy on the frozen lake ice fishing and drinking beer" What is the definition of "chill billy"?


borderline asshole

a crap word used by people who can't be arsed to think of better word for someone who is nearly an asshole, when they are one themself

Instruction: "tom:oh my god you are such a borderline asshole" What is the definition of "borderline asshole"?


heleny

Context: i'm feeling very heleny today

Instruction: "i'm feeling very heleny today" What is the definition of "heleny"?


assocolgy

Context: hi i study assocolgy

Instruction: "hi i study assocolgy" What is the definition of "assocolgy"?


farent

Instruction: "the life of a farent is hard: friday night at home babysitting somebody else's kid" What is the definition of "farent"?


farent

Instruction: "i was just talking to my farent in the car" What is the definition of "farent"?


getting horsey

Instruction: ""we getting horsey tonight mate?  "again? i dunno man, i keep losing my shoes and i've only got this pair left" What is the definition of "getting horsey"?


chooge

Context: liza is a chooge

a nasty slut or someone who is not well liked

Instruction: "liza is a chooge" What is the definition of "chooge"?


fucktistic

Instruction: "jesse did the same job over and over and over again but he did it wrong every time because he is fucktistic" What is the definition of "fucktistic"?


xp

abbreviation for 'xpistos', greek for christ

Instruction: "why does father john have an xp on his robes?" What is the definition of "xp"?


xp

an abbreviation for 'experience' in the context of role playing games, usually given in a point value and used to determine a character's level

Instruction: "damn, killing that farastu gehreleth last session gave me 6000 xp" What is the definition of "xp"?


do what we do

Context: we do what we do

old def: put arm around a girl, cuddle, just touch new def: unclip bra, mess around, make out

Instruction: "we do what we do" What is the definition of "do what we do"?


dr suess rapper

a rapper with poor or basic word play like a dr suess book, unfortunatly over the many years of hip hop growth this rapper is becoming more and more prevalant

Instruction: "a dr suess rapper is someone who rymes like : im really cool but your a fool, even though you sit on a stool your still a tool" What is the definition of "dr suess rapper"?


brozen burrito

when a guy that you thought was your bro, puts a frozen burrito in your ass because you are passed out from drinking too much tequila

Instruction: "ron is such a jerk dude, he gave me a brozen burrito last night" What is the definition of "brozen burrito"?


fake slangasm

Context: madraploop is totally a fake slangasm

the act of creating a fictional slang term or phrase which is never seriously used by anyone specifically for addition to urban dictionary

Instruction: "madraploop is totally a fake slangasm" What is the definition of "fake slangasm"?


faiz

Context: faiz was here not too long ago

can be used as a noun or an adjective in arabic - winner (past-tense) in farsi/urdu - gift of god (faizullah/faizallah)

Instruction: "faiz was here not too long ago" What is the definition of "faiz"?


faiz

Instruction: "the faiz = the sage = a strapping young lad" What is the definition of "faiz"?


bobby big wheel

that friend that everyone has who thinks that he/she is gods gift to the opposite sex, and who talks huge game, when they really have none

Instruction: "check out bobby big wheel at the bar trying to work his magic" What is the definition of "bobby big wheel"?


beat generation

Instruction: ""author jack kerouac is one of the so-called "founders" of the beat generation" What is the definition of "beat generation"?


tavasci

Context: that tavasci kid has red hair

"commonly mistaken for "tabasco" in microsoft office  origin: italy"

Instruction: "that tavasci kid has red hair" What is the definition of "tavasci"?


izaac

Context: dam izaac your fresh

amazing, good looking, has good relationships, always looking fresh

Instruction: "dam izaac your fresh" What is the definition of "izaac"?


douche-biscuit

Context: man, that guy is such a douche-biscuit

Instruction: "man, that guy is such a douche-biscuit" What is the definition of "douche-biscuit"?


canacking

Context: christian is a canacking master

canoeing with two paddles tied together like you are kayaking

Instruction: "christian is a canacking master" What is the definition of "canacking"?


dudicle

"to define a "dudicle" one must use simple mathmatics

Instruction: "so then i whipped out my dudicle and beat her in the face with it" What is the definition of "dudicle"?


dudicle

Context: hey dudicle

a cheesy greeting used by ex-boyrfriends when they don't know what to say to a girl

Instruction: "hey dudicle" What is the definition of "dudicle"?


foondart

one who breaks wind while bathing and then eats the bubbles

Instruction: "leroy is the only admitted foondart in our whole school" What is the definition of "foondart"?


asthmatic american

i label for people with asthma meant to give false pride to that particular subgroup

Instruction: "the blue team picked the asthmatic american last for the basketball game" What is the definition of "asthmatic american"?


addictability

in determining and/or rating the addiction of something

Instruction: ""this salsa has an extremely high addictability" What is the definition of "addictability"?


allurra

Context: bestie 1- heyy allurra

allurra is the most unique girl in this world

Instruction: "bestie 1- heyy allurra" What is the definition of "allurra"?


d-mar

Context: marcy is such a d-mar

a balla who doesn't pass the frickin ball

Instruction: "marcy is such a d-mar" What is the definition of "d-mar"?


camilla buzard

Context: camilla buzard is the love of my life

Instruction: "camilla buzard is the love of my life" What is the definition of "camilla buzard"?


baller narnia

Context: dude baller narnia

a word to describe something cool or something you like

Instruction: "dude baller narnia" What is the definition of "baller narnia"?


badonkity donks

Context: look at her badonkity donks

beautiful female lumps protruding from their chest

Instruction: "look at her badonkity donks" What is the definition of "badonkity donks"?


box of cow tongues

first referanced by dane cook, it is the term for a vagina that is very nasty looking, or has been beat up by another man recently

Instruction: "i just looked like a box of cow tongues down there" What is the definition of "box of cow tongues"?


litterbox muscle

the feline analogue to the [toilet muscle] -- that is, a cat's ass

Instruction: "{debbie}: craig, nikki's litterbox muscle is dirty again" What is the definition of "litterbox muscle"?


fush

Context: im gunna get me some fush n chups??

Instruction: "im gunna get me some fush n chups??" What is the definition of "fush"?


fush

Context: fush is coming my way

Instruction: "fush is coming my way" What is the definition of "fush"?


fush

Context: "as in "let's fush the situation""

Instruction: ""as in "let's fush the situation""" What is the definition of "fush"?


fush

Context: kerry, your genitalia smells like fush

a noun to describe the smell of a woman's genitalia in new zealand

Instruction: "kerry, your genitalia smells like fush" What is the definition of "fush"?


fush

rock stations use this to blurr out the word fuck

Instruction: "shutup ill fush you up or fuss its in a korn song edited version *cry*" What is the definition of "fush"?


chalk it up to the game

when something occurs you have no control over and nothing/no one has direct responsibility for

Instruction: "man, nothing seems to be working out, might as well chalk it up to the game" What is the definition of "chalk it up to the game"?


johnny choe

Context: he is a johnny choe

Instruction: "he is a johnny choe" What is the definition of "johnny choe"?


chris colfer

chris colfer play an openly gay student on the popular tv show glee

Instruction: "bully 1: hey do you remember chris colfer from high school? bully 2: yeah i heard he just won a golden globe" What is the definition of "chris colfer"?


chris colfer

Instruction: "person 1: wow chris colfer is really good-looking" What is the definition of "chris colfer"?


chris colfer

Context: i love chris colfer so much

an amazing, flawless, beautiful angel sent from heaven who is also a sex god

Instruction: "i love chris colfer so much" What is the definition of "chris colfer"?


forlicked

"where a girl is giving you head and randomly rubs the tip against her forehead singing "ahhhsubunya" from lion king

Instruction: "dude the at aaron's party this chick got kinky and forlicked me" What is the definition of "forlicked"?


brizillian drag racing

the game of race shaving your pubes with mutual friends

Instruction: "so me and bobby are about to brizillian drag race; you in?  brizillian drag racing was definetly a bad idea last night" What is the definition of "brizillian drag racing"?


lanc lanc

lanc lanc is used to refer to lancaster city, pennsylvania

Instruction: "yo nigga, you tryin to hit up lanc lanc this weekend?" What is the definition of "lanc lanc"?


flat chang

Context: dude, this is the flat chang ?

crap cocaine, that leaves you mostly feeling flat

Instruction: "dude, this is the flat chang ?" What is the definition of "flat chang"?


anusectomy

a bastardisation of the terms 'anus' and 'appendectomy' (or 'vasectomy') would appear to mean a removal of the arse

Instruction: "if you stitched up a frogs arse, you would in fact have given it an anusectomy" What is the definition of "anusectomy"?


bonington

Instruction: "the bone was a real bonington of epic proportion; he was boning left right and centre last month" What is the definition of "bonington"?


austin ashby

Context: man don't pull an austin ashby

a dumb ass nigga who thinks he knows everything about hunting and wilderness skills

Instruction: "man don't pull an austin ashby" What is the definition of "austin ashby"?


clutmallet

a croquet mallet used to stimulate a clut

Instruction: "the only way that [clut] gets off is with a clutmallet" What is the definition of "clutmallet"?


foamers diease

a person who [froths] at the mouth over a pit bull attack!

Instruction: "bsl advocates have foamers diease every time there is a pit bull attack" What is the definition of "foamers diease"?


dead fishing

to flop your penis and balls back and forth making the sound of slapping much like a dead fish slapping and object

Instruction: "dude i was over mark's last night and he was asleep so i turned on the lights and started dead fishing until his mom walked in" What is the definition of "dead fishing"?


dead fishing

siting in the bath masterbating using your stomach muscles rather than your arm muscles

Instruction: "to do dead fishing you sit in the bath, place your hand on your penis and using your stomach you sit up and down to masterbate" What is the definition of "dead fishing"?


bad economy

the biggest excuse lazy people use to not go out and look for a job--and then they solicit money from you so they wont have to

Instruction: "a bad economy is the best exuse unidustrious people use to suck you dry" What is the definition of "bad economy"?


dick eyes

Context: yo that bitch has some major dick eyes

when a girl has eyes that make it look like she just wants to suck a dick

Instruction: "yo that bitch has some major dick eyes" What is the definition of "dick eyes"?


gee-up

greeting between male friends from hartlepool

Instruction: "tom: gee-up mate  brian: gee-up tom __________________________  tom: geeeeee-up joe" What is the definition of "gee-up"?


back yard boogie

the act of having coitus with some one while there family is asleep in the home

Instruction: "i got some back yard boogie from sonia last night" What is the definition of "back yard boogie"?


faux hawlet

a combination of a faux hawk and a faux mullet

Instruction: "that kid is rocking a pretty sweet faux hawlet" What is the definition of "faux hawlet"?


dutch corner

the remaining butthole free space while fisting someone in the ass

Instruction: "aaron tried to shove his dick in the dutch corner while kendall was fisting her in the butthole" What is the definition of "dutch corner"?


brown eye eclipse

a boil on the buttocks which grows so large that it blocks the anal passage

Instruction: "dan's was ostracized from the all male, adult film industry after his brown eye eclipse" What is the definition of "brown eye eclipse"?


brandon's disease

this is a condition when a person becomes allergic to sleeves or shirts

Instruction: "brandon's disease can be found in matthew mcconaughey, larry the cable guy, nelly" What is the definition of "brandon's disease"?


jeff smoker

Instruction: "asshole guy: i got a jeff smoker from this stupid chick in the closet a few days ago, it was great" What is the definition of "jeff smoker"?


hiphopanonymous

Context: dat fool is a hiphopanonymous

an doctor of the foot with a coke addiction problem

Instruction: "dat fool is a hiphopanonymous" What is the definition of "hiphopanonymous"?


catch you on the flip.

Instruction: "a: i have to go b: alright, i'll catch you on the flip." What is the definition of "catch you on the flip."?


captain fantasy

Instruction: "captain fantasy is the mayor of imagination land" What is the definition of "captain fantasy"?


captain fantasy

the nickname of the weird kid from the 80's movie, enid finds her father

Instruction: " captain fantasy is the name of a movie character" What is the definition of "captain fantasy"?


blarlarg

Context: blarlarg

imaginary pokemon believed to be born of a pile of turd and can shoot laser beams

Instruction: "blarlarg" What is the definition of "blarlarg"?


carepurse

noun- purse full of care or to care about something

Instruction: ""jimmy - "i'm sad" bobby - "carepurse"  jimmy - "my girlfriend dumped me :(" bobby - "i forgot my carepurse at home""" What is the definition of "carepurse"?


boobachures

homosexual male reference to female breasts

Instruction: "wow mellisa, you got all your boobachures in my face" What is the definition of "boobachures"?


adamus

Context: adamus is buddhistic

Instruction: "adamus is buddhistic" What is the definition of "adamus"?


ducks on the pond

Instruction: "1) omg, i cant wait to play overcaster, i get mad kills in those games, his ducks on the pond get owned" What is the definition of "ducks on the pond"?


ananiah

she is a gift from god, so she's like karma

Instruction: "i helped a lost kid find her mom in the store today, i may even get an ananiah for it" What is the definition of "ananiah"?


browneye points

gratuitous points accumulated through favors and nice deeds that greatly increase the chances of one's opportunity to perform anal sex

Instruction: "i totally scored some browneye points with my gf when i bought her some stuffed animals" What is the definition of "browneye points"?


palinpropism

the ironic act of creating a new word to mock someone else making up new words using a website that promotes and archives english slang

Instruction: "calling sarah palin's creative use of the english language palinpropism on urban dictionary is both ironic and idiotic" What is the definition of "palinpropism"?


omrs

Context: omrs

Instruction: "omrs" What is the definition of "omrs"?


blockade

a combination of a [dutch rudder] and [circle jerk]ing

Instruction: "we're not gay enough to circle jerk, so we just decided to form a blockade" What is the definition of "blockade"?


Instruction: "i gave that girl some 5 last night to drink" What is the definition of "5"?


smrt

"derogitory opposing form of "smart", as if to say stupid

Instruction: "oh really eh, well i guess i'll do that then, you're so smrt" What is the definition of "smrt"?


smrt

"smrt means "death" in most slavic languages

Instruction: "dervis i smrt is a classic of bosnian literature" What is the definition of "smrt"?


assfong

Context: you're an assfong \:d/

Instruction: "you're an assfong \:d/" What is the definition of "assfong"?


bad dung

Context: damn, i'm late and just blew a bad dung

"extremely messy, greasy, defecation  (post fried chicken?) that requires massive clean up and almost qualifies for a hazmat visit

Instruction: "damn, i'm late and just blew a bad dung" What is the definition of "bad dung"?


gibberishy

Instruction: "i can't sit here anymore and type cuz i'm having problems spelling things its looking all gibberishy" What is the definition of "gibberishy"?


mahusive

a splicing of the words 'massive' and 'huge'

Instruction: "did you see that burger fat jake ate? it was mahusive" What is the definition of "mahusive"?


mahusive

Context: that was a mahusive shit

this is a cross between huge and massive, and is deseigned to cause the afore mentioned words redundent

Instruction: "that was a mahusive shit" What is the definition of "mahusive"?


mahusive

Context: that ovarian cyst is mahusive

a combination of the words massive and huge because people were not content with using these two more understood, concise and ultimately more practical words

Instruction: "that ovarian cyst is mahusive" What is the definition of "mahusive"?


mahusive

a thing that is quite big, but thinks it is bigger than it is, and is also not very good

Instruction: "wolves are a mahusive club and deserve to be in the premiership" What is the definition of "mahusive"?


banana sandwich

the placing of a mans aroused member between a ladies buttocks and rubbing it against the anus to the point of ejaculation

Instruction: "janet wont go all the way, but she'll make a banana sandwich with any man" What is the definition of "banana sandwich"?


banana sandwich

Instruction: ""the phrase "banana sandwich" drives nate banana sandwich" What is the definition of "banana sandwich"?


butter nugget

taking an entire stick of butter, sticking it into a womens vagina and having normal sex with it in there until it gets soft from the sweat

Instruction: "dude i was so drunk last night  i know dude so was i, i woke up with your sister and she said i gave her a butter nugget" What is the definition of "butter nugget"?


butter nugget

Instruction: "i gave my girlfriend a butter nugget the other night" What is the definition of "butter nugget"?


cat scat fever

a fetish where a person puts kitty litter on their body and have a cat poop on them

Instruction: "last night i got cat scat fever and let kitty poop on my face because i had cat litter on my forehead" What is the definition of "cat scat fever"?


black plants

Context: black plants such as black taro

"black plants are mainly foliage plants -basically the term 'black plants' is used to denote anything but green

Instruction: "black plants such as black taro" What is the definition of "black plants"?


kedash

the coolest mother fucker you would be fortunate enough to meet

Instruction: ""hey was kedash at your party last night? "no he wasent" "well then you had no party""" What is the definition of "kedash"?


faith healer

typically a charismatic individual who claims to be able to use the power of [god] to heal diseases and other afflictions

Instruction: "john: wow, peter popoff is an amazing faith healer" What is the definition of "faith healer"?


faith healer

person who restores one's faith in the opposite sex after a series of bad relationships

Instruction: "fran: so it was his idea for you to round off the romantic break in new york with an afternoon's shopping in macy's? jesus, that guy is a total faith healer" What is the definition of "faith healer"?


leeny

Context: shit i wish i was a leeny

Instruction: "shit i wish i was a leeny" What is the definition of "leeny"?


leeny

Context: person: damn i wish i was named leeny

leeny  leeny is a princess, she is a girl who's amazing, fun, sparkly, and mature

Instruction: "person: damn i wish i was named leeny" What is the definition of "leeny"?


boehnercare

boehnercare provides everyone with a great healthcare plan, gaudy salary and an enormous pension plan

Instruction: "obamacare? i don't need it i have boehnercare and it provides for everything i need" What is the definition of "boehnercare"?


gin and chronic

Instruction: "keep back a little; lyle blew up that gin and chronic last week and burned off his eyebrows" What is the definition of "gin and chronic"?


human fire hydrants

when a high wasted midget wears red pants and have a big ass

Instruction: "snl skit with bill hader and seth myers where stefon says a club twice has thought of everything including human fire hydrants" What is the definition of "human fire hydrants"?


bowling grip

when a man fucks a woman doggy style with his thumb inserted in her rectum

Instruction: "that chick was so slick i had to keep her in place with a bowling grip" What is the definition of "bowling grip"?


bowling grip

Context: rachel suggested the bowling grip

when a girl fingers her self with the middle and ring finger

Instruction: "rachel suggested the bowling grip" What is the definition of "bowling grip"?


buck futteridge

Context: no 2d girls for u buck futteridge

"an individual who is obessed with anime

Instruction: "no 2d girls for u buck futteridge" What is the definition of "buck futteridge"?


andrew trembath

Instruction: "you are almost as seedy as andrew trembath" What is the definition of "andrew trembath"?


arctic circle

arc-tic cir-cle (noun, plural -there is no plural

Instruction: "the arctic circle is having its monthly meeting this upcoming wednesday" What is the definition of "arctic circle"?


big old fat titties

more than enough to overflow the circumfrence of both of your hands

Instruction: "damn, looks at sally's big old fat titties" What is the definition of "big old fat titties"?


cockpumper

man who regularly vacuum pumps his penis, enlarging it for display or pleasure

Instruction: "he was so thick, he must have been a cockpumper - aieeya" What is the definition of "cockpumper"?


poodiddy

Context: sean combs is such a poodiddy

"a self professed rapper that has no skills and steals music from other people and "raps" over the samples

Instruction: "sean combs is such a poodiddy" What is the definition of "poodiddy"?


candy ass

wuss, wimp, someone who is easily scared or avoids dangerous situations

Instruction: "that candy ass won't go skydiving with us" What is the definition of "candy ass"?


candy ass

a guy who is basically afraid of his own shadow

Instruction: "lenny is such a candy ass he won't walk any further east than avenue a" What is the definition of "candy ass"?


candy ass

"(noun) a person who displays insufficient fortitude or toughness in a difficult or uncomfortable situation

Instruction: "he was too much of a candy ass to do a hundred push-ups and run ten miles before breakfast" What is the definition of "candy ass"?


candy ass

Instruction: "that candy ass over there is going to get his ass kicked" What is the definition of "candy ass"?


candy ass

someone who does nothing but play candy crush saga all day

Instruction: "if i get another invite from that candy ass jason again, i will personally go to his house and stab him with a pixie stick" What is the definition of "candy ass"?


candy ass

some one that doesnt take any risk in life

Instruction: "hey jake stop being a candy ass and lets go out tonight" What is the definition of "candy ass"?


candy ass

someone who isn't motivated by anything, and refuses to do the slightest amount of work, challenge, or anything that pushes them out of their comfort zone

Instruction: "john is throwing a tantrum about having homework for chemistry that requires two hours of studying: he is a prominent example of a candy ass" What is the definition of "candy ass"?


chassie

Context: "that girl is chassie

chassie means a girl has a nice looking ass

Instruction: ""that girl is chassie" What is the definition of "chassie"?


anglophallic

Context: i am anglophallic

Instruction: "i am anglophallic" What is the definition of "anglophallic"?


bien s�r les langues �trang�res

"the foreign languages course in french public schools where all children must, by the age of 10, learn to say "we surrender" in no fewer than 8 languages

Instruction: "chinese premier wen jiabao: we are thankful that the bien s�r les langues �trang�res are now insisting on teaching traditional chinese" What is the definition of "bien s�r les langues �trang�res"?


chipotle baby

the bowel movement you take after eating a gargantuan burrito from chipotle

Instruction: "man, i just gave birth to a chipotle baby after eating the fajita steak burrito" What is the definition of "chipotle baby"?


blue dumpster

when you have blue balls and put them in a dumpster/butt hole

Instruction: "she teased my dick and gave me blue balls when she fell asleep i gave her a blue dumpster" What is the definition of "blue dumpster"?


jfkd

Context: i was jfkd

Instruction: "i was jfkd" What is the definition of "jfkd"?


jfkd

Instruction: "used in a sentence: kayla i'm so done with your attitude jfkd" What is the definition of "jfkd"?


bruce bag

Instruction: "dude aaron got the biggest bruce bag today" What is the definition of "bruce bag"?


arupam

Instruction: "the [colors] of a real [rainbow] is truly arupam" What is the definition of "arupam"?


byof

Instruction: "they won't have an open bar at the wedding so it's a byof event" What is the definition of "byof"?


candy victim

a person clearly overweight due to excesive over munching

Instruction: "hey jimmy, lets throw cheesies at that candy victim" What is the definition of "candy victim"?


angel wiseman

the act of being extremely popular and loved by everyone, and yet when lastname is spoken of you get slapped

Instruction: "girl: i want to be an angel wiseman girl 2: oh i know me too   boy:do you know a wiseman? smmack" What is the definition of "angel wiseman"?


global suicide

destruction of all living things in order to end suffering

Instruction: "people will realise life is futile and eventually global suicide will be agreed upon" What is the definition of "global suicide"?


barwon heads

Context: barwon heads

"the best town in bellarine, surf beach, great sporting clubs and "the jetty""

Instruction: "barwon heads" What is the definition of "barwon heads"?


lameassness

Instruction: "example: my sister is full of lameassness" What is the definition of "lameassness"?


jack reilly

he is the most amazing lad u will ever meet

Instruction: "i love you jack reilly and don't you forget that no matter what happens ill always be there for you" What is the definition of "jack reilly"?


buhleedat

Context: buhleedat foo'

Instruction: "buhleedat foo'" What is the definition of "buhleedat"?


alabama cologne

the odor that results from a redneck not showering for an extended period of time

Instruction: "my redneck friend spent a week camping without any running water and came back wearing alabama cologne" What is the definition of "alabama cologne"?


burgerlicious

Context: burgerlicious is 1337

Instruction: "burgerlicious is 1337" What is the definition of "burgerlicious"?


chanchani

Instruction: "dude, that humperdink last night was fuckin' chanchani" What is the definition of "chanchani"?


b-m-dub-ya

Context: i drive a b-m-dub-ya

the only car foir those who dont care, what they are spending money on in the beginning, very reliable used and it saves money in the long

Instruction: "i drive a b-m-dub-ya" What is the definition of "b-m-dub-ya"?


butt slap

one of the congratulatory gestures where one teammate slaps the rear of another player

Instruction: "jill gave jen a butt slap after she hit a home run, jill's team couldent feel more enthused by jill's home run streak" What is the definition of "butt slap"?


belladone

a skankish crack head who wears tight jeans and has their asscrack hanging out constantly and only bangs black dudes

Instruction: ""hey did you see that belladone last night chillin in the corner at g's party like a creeper? "hell yea i saw her" What is the definition of "belladone"?


dinkledooser

Context: oh, got me in the dinkledooser

Instruction: "oh, got me in the dinkledooser" What is the definition of "dinkledooser"?


binisticle

Instruction: ""you're being binisticle about it being spelt wrong" What is the definition of "binisticle"?


brick and mortar

an adjective usually used to describe a store

Instruction: "you could buy item a on ebay, or you could find it at your local brick and mortar retailer" What is the definition of "brick and mortar"?


claudia black

claudia black an the award-winning actress who appeared in pitch black, queen of the damned, [farscape], [stargate: sg1], and other television sereis and films

Instruction: "claudia black won a saturn award for her role in [farscape]: the peacekeeper wars in 2005" What is the definition of "claudia black"?


dead getto elk

a domestic animal carcass usually cat or dog found decaying in an urban area

Instruction: "did you see the dead getto elk in the alley" What is the definition of "dead getto elk"?


backcial

Context: i just got the best backcial from jane

Instruction: "i just got the best backcial from jane" What is the definition of "backcial"?


banana fucker

when a man microwaves a banana, then cuts it in half or cuts the end off and proceeds to fuck the now warm mushy insides of the nana

Instruction: "clint: did you hear about warren ortiz? risner: yeah i heard he's a banana fucker" What is the definition of "banana fucker"?


banana fucker

one who eats a banana, then tapes the peel back together, stuffs it between two matresses and proceeds to have sexual intercourse with it

Instruction: "yo glen johnson is a fuckin banana fucker" What is the definition of "banana fucker"?


bromantic comedy

a romantic comedy based on an eerily close platonic heterosexual relationship between two (or more) bros

Instruction: ""rick: hey, that movie "i love you, man" is an excellent example of the new genre of film that is the bromantic comedy" What is the definition of "bromantic comedy"?


bromantic comedy

a movie that is part guy-movie, part romantic comedy

Instruction: "beautiful girls is an amazing bromantic comedy" What is the definition of "bromantic comedy"?


chocolate vacuum

the erotic act of projecting diahrea into a female's mouth then having her perform oral sex on you until you orgasm

Instruction: "last night i got a chocolate vacuum from my girl, my dicks been brown ever since" What is the definition of "chocolate vacuum"?


big mc's

Instruction: "damn, 8600 points? no one's touching the big mc's" What is the definition of "big mc's"?


sawing cedars

a britsh columbian variation to sawing logs

Instruction: "everybody was still up partying and i was sawing cedars in the other room" What is the definition of "sawing cedars"?


furuba

Context: furu= fruits, ba=basket, furuba

"shortened version of "fruits basket" manga and anime

Instruction: "furu= fruits, ba=basket, furuba" What is the definition of "furuba"?


beebums

Context: i love you, beebums

pet name for a loved one, diminutive slang from of baby

Instruction: "i love you, beebums" What is the definition of "beebums"?


frozen samurai

after completing urination, washing your hands and exiting the bathroom only to find that you then have to defecate, thus completely nullifying the act of washing your hands

Instruction: "shit dawg, i hadta wash my hands twice cuz of that fuckin' frozen samurai" What is the definition of "frozen samurai"?


aaron burr

the asshole who killed the great hamilton who created the foundation of the powerful economy in the united states

Instruction: "aaron burr was a failed product of abortion" What is the definition of "aaron burr"?


2.6 seconds

Instruction: "aight dogg, i`ll be there in 2.6 seconds" What is the definition of "2.6 seconds"?


brosyphilis

when one gets syphilis from a mutual girlfreind or prostitute

Instruction: "due to my very unbrolike behavior with regards to adam's girlfreind, i [cuntracted] brosyphilis" What is the definition of "brosyphilis"?


gehrke

Context: you sound awfully gehrke today

a way of talking that results from sucking on too much dick

Instruction: "you sound awfully gehrke today" What is the definition of "gehrke"?


gehrke

Context: look at gehrke over there

Instruction: "look at gehrke over there" What is the definition of "gehrke"?


gehrke

a homosexual that is so gay that he can't even get a boyfriend

Instruction: "that gay guy over there is such a gehrke" What is the definition of "gehrke"?


asundered

when someone is so rattled that they are asundered

Instruction: "1)look at brendan, he must be so asundered since he was arguing the whole time that he was not  2)uasundered?" What is the definition of "asundered"?


d-generation x

one of the most influential stables in the history of professional wrestling

Instruction: "if you're not down with d-generation x then i've got 2 words for ya" What is the definition of "d-generation x"?


d-generation x

"a stable in wrestling that at one point included triple h, shawn michaels, chyna, rick dude, x-pac, and i think 3 other wrestlers no one really knows anymore

Instruction: "d-generation x has 2 words for you: suck it" What is the definition of "d-generation x"?


chintanar

someone that wears glasses and even though they have four eyes they still can't see

Instruction: "man i'm so chintanar i can't see that far" What is the definition of "chintanar"?


sticking

when a guy ejaculates on the chest of a woman and leaves his penis there until his penis is stuck on the woman's chest/breasts

Instruction: "sticking her was an awesome idea and felt great" What is the definition of "sticking"?


sticking

trinidadian slang for an action that has remained incomplete for a long time

Instruction: "you ent finish de dishes yet? how yuh sticking so?" What is the definition of "sticking"?


sticking

a therapeutic exercise in which one picks up sticks off the ground set out by a sponsor while trying to overcome alcoholism

Instruction: "after my brother received a dui, my dad used the sticking program to wean him off booze" What is the definition of "sticking"?


dark side

when a jedi becomes a badass and makes their lightsaber become red

Instruction: "anakin will go to the dark side since he wants to fuck padme up the ass, and his mom died" What is the definition of "dark side"?


dark side

Context: "come to the dark side

the evil, corruptive side of the force in star wars

Instruction: ""come to the dark side" What is the definition of "dark side"?


dark side

the state of being so drunk that there is no way to go back

Instruction: "james hit the dark side around the 12th whiskey and coke, right before he threw his wallet at the dealer to buy back into the poker game" What is the definition of "dark side"?


dark side

Instruction: "“don’t bug me, you don’t want to see my dark side" What is the definition of "dark side"?


dark side

the dark side is the opposite of the light side where all the evil forces come together make evil plans while having deeelicious cookies

Instruction: "person 1: hey whats up? person 2: i went to the dark side to get some deelicious cookies and plan evil things on you" What is the definition of "dark side"?


bidability

Context: his wife was chosen for her bidability

Instruction: "his wife was chosen for her bidability" What is the definition of "bidability"?


clam nigger

a nigger who is a bottom feeder and detrimental to society

Instruction: "that good for nothing clam nigger just smokes blunts all day and drinks 40s at the corner store" What is the definition of "clam nigger"?


clam nigger

Context: hey, look at that clam nigger

Instruction: "hey, look at that clam nigger" What is the definition of "clam nigger"?


clam nigger

Instruction: "did you see wheel of fortune last night? that guy was a total clam nigger" What is the definition of "clam nigger"?


ass blast

Instruction: "i was riding the toilet with major ass blast" What is the definition of "ass blast"?


ass blast

Context: "dude nice ass blast

a fart so putrid that you feel as if if your eyebrows could literally singe off your face

Instruction: ""dude nice ass blast" What is the definition of "ass blast"?


ass blast

Instruction: "i was riding the toilet with major ass blast" What is the definition of "ass blast"?


ass blast

Context: "dude nice ass blast

a fart so putrid that you feel as if if your eyebrows could literally singe off your face

Instruction: ""dude nice ass blast" What is the definition of "ass blast"?


bubble bath worthy

a woman who is sexy enough for a wife to ask for a bubble bath

Instruction: ""wife, "that woman is bubble bath worthy" What is the definition of "bubble bath worthy"?


fergalisious

Context: i make gameguy go fergalisious

the act of one getting turned of in a sexual act

Instruction: "i make gameguy go fergalisious" What is the definition of "fergalisious"?


breast implants

breast implants, often silicon or saline

Instruction: "i got breast implants and my figure has completely changed" What is the definition of "breast implants"?


breast implants

Instruction: "doctor: i'm sorry, but your wife was in a car crash man: but she has no injuries doctor: well if it wasn't for her breast implants she'd be dead" What is the definition of "breast implants"?


gayzoned

"-the act of being friend-zoned because one gives off the "gay" vibe

Instruction: "austin:i really thought we had a lot of chemistry, but then she gayzoned me" What is the definition of "gayzoned"?


bethlehem snorkel

"when a friend is asleep, and snoring loudly with their mouth open, proceed to [tea bag] them

Instruction: "jimmy gave kevin the bethlehem snorkel last night 'cause kevin wouldn't stop snoring" What is the definition of "bethlehem snorkel"?


cunt chomper

Context: rosie odonell is a cunt chomper :p

similar to the 'carpet muncher' but different in a sense that someone called 'cunt chomper' is dirty and bull dikish :s

Instruction: "rosie odonell is a cunt chomper :p" What is the definition of "cunt chomper"?


driver's education

a government run program in which vhs tapes made in the eighties and nineties containing crashes are shown

Instruction: ""ok kids, here's todays driver's education video" What is the definition of "driver's education"?


alish

Context: i bought a new car   alish

it's the same as the word alek (widely use in israel) but a little bit different

Instruction: "i bought a new car   alish" What is the definition of "alish"?


abhorrently lax saprophytic waif

disgustingly loose small homeless child living on dead organic matter

Instruction: "oh my godness, there's an abhorrently lax saprophytic waif in the ditch over there" What is the definition of "abhorrently lax saprophytic waif"?


carbon warehousing

providing information that is blatantly untrue and shakily thought out, chatting shit, bullshit, etc

Instruction: "person 1: that dude says he can score us whatever we want in 5 minuites  person 2: no way man, that is serious carbon warehousing" What is the definition of "carbon warehousing"?


a dirty girard

when one man gives another a reach around in the bathroom, while a third man acts as [uatu] hiding in the bathtub/shower masterbating while watching

Instruction: "every tuesday, when they perform a dirty girard adam receives from ted while kyle plays [uatu]" What is the definition of "a dirty girard"?


belgian turtleneck

the act of placing balls over sexual partners eyes, and ejaculting while choking them

Instruction: "last night i got my girl to wear a belgian turtleneck" What is the definition of "belgian turtleneck"?


kvelertak

Instruction: "kvelertak is so badass, they actually went out from a concert venue and played on the road and as a result, they stopped the traffic" What is the definition of "kvelertak"?


sabastian

Instruction: "the sabastian guy is gay he'll never fall for you, but i am free tonight" What is the definition of "sabastian"?


cornbilly

cornbilly  cornbilly is a term (often derogatory) for people who dwell in rural, isolated agricultural areas primarily in iowa but also parts of the midwest

Instruction: "jesus god that cornbilly has no tact or taste in women" What is the definition of "cornbilly"?


gerlidine

Instruction: "that girl must be a gerlidine because she is awesome" What is the definition of "gerlidine"?


bonafy

Context: bonafy the land

used in sentences ending with exclamation marks

Instruction: "bonafy the land" What is the definition of "bonafy"?


a dizzle

Context: have you taken your a dizzle today?

slang term for the prescription drug adderall

Instruction: "have you taken your a dizzle today?" What is the definition of "a dizzle"?


brickweed

Context: this motha-fucken brickweed dog

Instruction: "this motha-fucken brickweed dog" What is the definition of "brickweed"?


brickweed

"very badly grown weed smuggled from mexico

Instruction: "i bought some shitty brickweed but i got some good seeds from it that i'm going to grow" What is the definition of "brickweed"?


brickweed

Context: this motha-fucken brickweed dog

Instruction: "this motha-fucken brickweed dog" What is the definition of "brickweed"?


brickweed

"very badly grown weed smuggled from mexico

Instruction: "i bought some shitty brickweed but i got some good seeds from it that i'm going to grow" What is the definition of "brickweed"?


bathtub treatment

the bathtub treatment is actually a collection of treatments for the body of a significant other after he or she passes away

Instruction: "after the death of alicia, kavan moved quickly to perform the bathtub treatment correctly" What is the definition of "bathtub treatment"?


feminita

a repulsive beast never seen during the light of day because of its grotesque odour

Instruction: "hey six, when is your fly honey going to meet mcbandy's feminita" What is the definition of "feminita"?


chutney music

"indian music originating from the caribbean islands

Instruction: "chutney music is a hybrid of latin/african/european pop and indian classical musical styles and is from the caribbean states of guyana and trinidad" What is the definition of "chutney music"?


doorknobbing

when a door knobb is put into the vagina and turned

Instruction: "i was doorknobbing last night because i didn't have a dildo to use" What is the definition of "doorknobbing"?


compton ass eddie

this refers to kid who live in farifax in the ghetto

Instruction: ""black kid: "yo that compton ass eddie is a poser, he think he black, lets bank him nigga""" What is the definition of "compton ass eddie"?


darecut

Context: look at pete's new darecut

a darecut is when someone gets a daring haircut- a haircut you think someone would have to dare he or she to get

Instruction: "look at pete's new darecut" What is the definition of "darecut"?


arrive alive

Context: hey man, arrive alive

to take care of oneself, especially if one is partying or drinking  don't drive if your too drunk, have someone else take you home

Instruction: "hey man, arrive alive" What is the definition of "arrive alive"?


cock smith

Context: you homo your a dirty little cock smith

some one who plays with and or makes a hobby out of the male genitals

Instruction: "you homo your a dirty little cock smith" What is the definition of "cock smith"?


cock smith

one who makes cocks by way of smithing them

Instruction: "me > wow billy i see you've got a new anvil what are you gonna do with it?  billy > make cocks  me > ah, ya fucking cock smith" What is the definition of "cock smith"?


cock smith

Instruction: "a black smith works with steel all day, a cock smith works with cock, they have made a buisnes out of cock handling" What is the definition of "cock smith"?


bitchwreck

someone who is a trainwreck with a lot of emotions

Instruction: ""since you fell off your diet and failed your exam, you have been such a bitchwreck" What is the definition of "bitchwreck"?


amorita

little love in spanish, something to call only the best, most amazing girl you will ever meet

Instruction: "the other day, my amorita finally said the 3 words [i love you]" What is the definition of "amorita"?


daanial

Context: omg daanial is soo tall

a really tall and nice man who is good looking

Instruction: "omg daanial is soo tall" What is the definition of "daanial"?


btp

Instruction: "dayym, that girl's dress gives her total btp" What is the definition of "btp"?


btp

btp is an acronym that stands for room full of kumars or dudes from india

Instruction: "hey i stopped by the btp and watched some bollywood movies" What is the definition of "btp"?


bennyism

"a bennyism is a phrase that benny uses allo that is very funny

Instruction: "shut the hell up ray, you used a bennyism in the wrong context and u cant say them right" What is the definition of "bennyism"?


claire bear

a type of bear found only in ireland,  some say it is the soundest,best looking, nicest bear ever to exist

Instruction: "i want to catch the claire bear because i really like it" What is the definition of "claire bear"?


claire bear

a nickname for claire named people who are exceptional at grammar, normally aspired upon as they are admired for how cool they are

Instruction: ""she's a right claire bear, she's an interlectual "angus look at that claire bear she's so cool""" What is the definition of "claire bear"?


minstroll

minstroll comes from the words minstrel an troll

Instruction: "damn son, do you ever contribute anything noteworthy? stop being the minstroll" What is the definition of "minstroll"?


fomite

Context: my ex is a dirty fomite

an erudite scientific term for an object carrying - and conveying - germs

Instruction: "my ex is a dirty fomite" What is the definition of "fomite"?


hot dog vagina

it's when you put your weiner in a girl but hot dog wise

Instruction: "oh man, i totally did her, hot dog vagina" What is the definition of "hot dog vagina"?


k-rod

Context: k-rod saves the angels again

the best closer in the world- francisco rodriguez

Instruction: "k-rod saves the angels again" What is the definition of "k-rod"?


k-rod

to completely fuckin’ lose it and beat the tar out of someone, preferably your father in-law

Instruction: "example: “reginald’s been taking my shit like a punk bitch…better watch out i’m gonna go fuckin’ k-rod on his ass”" What is the definition of "k-rod"?


k-rod

Context: look at the k-rod walkin down the hall

Instruction: "look at the k-rod walkin down the hall" What is the definition of "k-rod"?


gorn

Instruction: "all gorn right now? the show doesnt start for another few hours" What is the definition of "gorn"?


gorn

Context: your are such a gorn

a individual with an unfounded superiority complex who believes they are mandela

Instruction: "your are such a gorn" What is the definition of "gorn"?


gorn

Context: you're all gorn and no modesty

somone who is a complete and utter twat, but still thinks and acts as though he/she is popular

Instruction: "you're all gorn and no modesty" What is the definition of "gorn"?


gorn

Context: dude, you're so gorn

a synonym for stupid and occasionally nasty

Instruction: "dude, you're so gorn" What is the definition of "gorn"?


#angercoach

Context: opz #angercoach

a term that originated from breezy requiring anger management, as he is and was and always will be raged from gesp/bsod pz, and bloo came up with this usefull suggestion/comment/phrase

Instruction: "opz #angercoach" What is the definition of "#angercoach"?


for-shizzle

Context: "josh: "this party is for-shizzle

"a term used only by caucasians to describe something [awesome]

Instruction: ""josh: "this party is for-shizzle" What is the definition of "for-shizzle"?


algonac special

having sex on top of a picnic table covered by fish flies, their wings tickle your butt in the midst of love making

Instruction: "catherine and steve were at snoopy's and decided to sneak away to try out an ol' algonac special" What is the definition of "algonac special"?


bling together

the compatibility of 2 people or more going together well the harmony of two or more things

Instruction: ""we just blinged together "jessi and i are over, we didn't bling together" What is the definition of "bling together"?


bum fights

Instruction: " i got filthy when i started a couple of bum fights and their crust was flying" What is the definition of "bum fights"?


bum fights

Instruction: " i got filthy when i started a couple of bum fights and their crust was flying" What is the definition of "bum fights"?


blumba

Instruction: "do the blumba , do the blumba , no really do the blumba" What is the definition of "blumba"?


andonia

a place where the [creative] subconscious becomes conscious, andonia is similar in nature to the [spiritual] plane of [nirvana]

Instruction: "i didnt know i could sing so well, i must have reached andonia" What is the definition of "andonia"?


belick

Context: "you're being so belick today

(1) an egotistical crazy-ass idiot who is the man in the relationship and makes the guy play his woman card

Instruction: ""you're being so belick today" What is the definition of "belick"?


do'n the broom

Context: johnny likes do'n the broom

to give or receive oral sex from a man that has a moustache

Instruction: "johnny likes do'n the broom" What is the definition of "do'n the broom"?


abby scuito

"the eccentric, goth lab tech in us crime drama [ncis]

Instruction: "abby scuito is played by pauley perrete, who has starred in many other us dramas, such as csi:crime scene investigation" What is the definition of "abby scuito"?


air gap

used as code when discretely describing a girl's hotness (on a scale of 1-10)

Instruction: ""check out the air gap there, its got to be at least 8"" What is the definition of "air gap"?


cheesy pigeon

Context: my cheesy pigeon is cheesy

the cheesy pigeon  when you rub an uncleaned bellend on a dead pigeons lifeless body and peck away at the bell (covered in cheese) with its beek

Instruction: "my cheesy pigeon is cheesy" What is the definition of "cheesy pigeon"?


aeonic shadows

Instruction: "he was stuck in aeonic shadows until the safe falling on his head brought him back to reality" What is the definition of "aeonic shadows"?


cataconda

Instruction: "james: i can't believe cataconda caught on in the art community" What is the definition of "cataconda"?


cross nippled

when your nipples point inward instead of in front or out

Instruction: "i was getting ready to bang this chick when she took off her shirt and i noticed she was cross nippled" What is the definition of "cross nippled"?


flargin milargos

Instruction: "did you see the flargin milargos on her?" What is the definition of "flargin milargos"?


biscuits and gravy

when a man ejaculates into a womans mouth after she performs filatio and then she spits the ejaculates onto the mans buttocks

Instruction: "last nite after my wife gave me head, she finished it with a nice dish of biscuits and gravy and it felt splendid" What is the definition of "biscuits and gravy"?


biscuits and gravy

a solid deuce followed by an unexpected gusher of explosive diarrhea

Instruction: "i thought i just had to drop a digger, but instead i ripped the biscuits and gravy" What is the definition of "biscuits and gravy"?


biscuits and gravy

Instruction: "i can't believe he did the biscuits and gravy on our first date" What is the definition of "biscuits and gravy"?


biscuits and gravy

"when a man pulls out and shoots his load on another man's balls

Instruction: "craig told me that , after a long guys night out, it was nice to wake up to biscuits and gravy" What is the definition of "biscuits and gravy"?


biscuits and gravy

a bunch of guys stand in a circle with a cracker in the middle of the circle and masturbate onto the cracker

Instruction: "last night i lost at biscuits and gravy and had to eat the cracker" What is the definition of "biscuits and gravy"?


the foreskin, the skin that covers the tip unless it is removed

Instruction: "if a man or boy does have a 4skin he should remember to clean under it frequently" What is the definition of "4skin"?


bounce mode

"the positioning of your car while parking so you can pull forward out of the spot

Instruction: "man, if this shit goes bad, we'll need to get out quick, so make sure that shit is parked in bounce mode" What is the definition of "bounce mode"?


doing a melbourne

"a trip to melbourne or "doing a melbourne" is a synonym for "i'm too scared to face my fears so i'm literally running away from them""

Instruction: "guy 1: she totally missed out on our ping pong championship guy 2: is she doing a melbourne? guy 1: yea, she is totally doing a melbourne" What is the definition of "doing a melbourne"?


jgerbitch

"[j�ger] in a shot glass dropped into a tall glass containing a 50/50 mix of [beer] and [red bull]

Instruction: "to unwind after work, i like to have myself a jgerbitch" What is the definition of "jgerbitch"?


anita moment

moments of extreme emotion where a person cries for no reason at all

Instruction: "after a week away from home she just gave way to the pressure and had an anita moment" What is the definition of "anita moment"?


borked carp

Context: that one went over like a borked carp

a condition in which you are unable to live-up to the expectations of an incensed customer through no fault of your own, but rather ineffective tools

Instruction: "that one went over like a borked carp" What is the definition of "borked carp"?


grandfather-clock

Context: i did a grandfather-clock to your mom

when one gets on a table without your pants on, and swing your junk left to right

Instruction: "i did a grandfather-clock to your mom" What is the definition of "grandfather-clock"?


baw deep

glasgow slang meaning that your cock is so deeply embedded in a girls poonanny that her spiders legs are tickling yer ballsack

Instruction: " a was baw deep on friday night an ma maw walked intae ma bedroom" What is the definition of "baw deep"?


powerhour

a drinking game / tradition originated at the university of illinois (urbana-champaign) -- the mecca of drinking campuses

Instruction: "lets have a powerhour before we go out to the bars" What is the definition of "powerhour"?


hogurt

Context: rachael is such a hogurt

Instruction: "rachael is such a hogurt" What is the definition of "hogurt"?


hogurt

Instruction: "i can't wait for that slut to take all 9 inches and swallow every last drop of my hogurt" What is the definition of "hogurt"?


applausal

Instruction: "at the end of the performance, there was a well deserved applausal from the audience" What is the definition of "applausal"?


doucherina

"colloquial term for a "loaf" (human) stinking up the joint (or generally ruining life for everyone else)"

Instruction: "who is the doucherina that left the coffee pot turned on without water in it?" What is the definition of "doucherina"?


chill pit

Context: john chill pit u ass

a retards way of saying chill out, and her new word recently used on the new myspace im

Instruction: "john chill pit u ass" What is the definition of "chill pit"?


dance o dance

Instruction: "dude did you shelbs on dance o dance last night" What is the definition of "dance o dance"?


assward

Context: he fell assward

same as backward but adds the level of stupidity or intensity of pain in it

Instruction: "he fell assward" What is the definition of "assward"?


assward

Context: he fell assward

same as backward but adds the level of stupidity or intensity of pain in it

Instruction: "he fell assward" What is the definition of "assward"?


jewcob

Instruction: "jewcob owes me �10 from when i brought him lunch" What is the definition of "jewcob"?


chocolate dipped banana

when the male wears a banana flavored condom, sticks his dick in either chocolate or an ass, and the partner proceeds to lick/suck it off

Instruction: "dylan: did you hear about what dan did last night? sam: no, what happened? dylan: he totally gave her a chocolate dipped banana last night" What is the definition of "chocolate dipped banana"?


bellache

when someone slaps your bellend and it really hurts

Instruction: "ahh, i can't believe ruth just gave me bellache" What is the definition of "bellache"?


#bulking

Context: jamheeds #bulking

when a extravagantly skinny person attends the gym once and thinks they are a bodybuilder

Instruction: "jamheeds #bulking" What is the definition of "#bulking"?


billing a skud

Instruction: "oi jon be right back just billing a skud" What is the definition of "billing a skud"?


cnp

Context: dude, u cnp that letter yet?

Instruction: "dude, u cnp that letter yet?" What is the definition of "cnp"?


cnp

Context: cnp the text from the web page

Instruction: "cnp the text from the web page" What is the definition of "cnp"?


brad carle

a sweaty chode that left my fifa clubs to play with thames coemts cmon what srt of that is that jheezse such a sheep

Instruction: "gorre im wet like brad carle chode factory" What is the definition of "brad carle"?


dilly wacker

Instruction: "my mom walked in when i was playing with my dilly wacker" What is the definition of "dilly wacker"?


degenatron

i videogame system advertised in the playstation 2 game grand theft auto vice city

Instruction: "the degenatron is a fake system that only exists in a video game" What is the definition of "degenatron"?


devil stick

Context: can i bum a devil stick off ya man?

a term for cigarette, referring to the fact that cigarettes are evil and will kill you with cancer, leather-purse skin, bad teeth, and general smelliness

Instruction: "can i bum a devil stick off ya man?" What is the definition of "devil stick"?


asthmatic-hitler

when a girl is giving you [fellatio], and you put her in a leg lock so she begins to [choke] on your [penis]

Instruction: "steve: yo i'm pretty sure i'm going to jail david: for what? steve: i gave that girl the asthmatic-hitler and she died  david: sucks man" What is the definition of "asthmatic-hitler"?


bubugao

bubugao means a poor quality fake product and usually refers to branded clothing

Instruction: ""hey dude check out my new diesel jacket "sorry dude that's totally bubugao" What is the definition of "bubugao"?


chapa'ai

Context: open the chapa'ai said apophis

Instruction: "open the chapa'ai said apophis" What is the definition of "chapa'ai"?


autumn bawler

"a parson, especially a missionary sent by a wealthy congregation into an impoverished neighborhood to "uplift" or save the population without feeding them first

Instruction: "i had to listen to that autumn bawler for two hours before dey fed me" What is the definition of "autumn bawler"?


carla montoya

Context: carla montoya is absolutely [beautiful]

Instruction: "carla montoya is absolutely [beautiful]" What is the definition of "carla montoya"?


capuria

Context: 1: that guy must be a capuria

1:a person that usally drinks way to much beer, and or has too many women to name by name

Instruction: "1: that guy must be a capuria" What is the definition of "capuria"?


flagyl

it's used to treat bacterial infections of the vagina

Instruction: "nikki: after josh cheated on me with six girls you wouldn't believe how much flagyl i had to take" What is the definition of "flagyl"?


busy bollocks

adjective used to describe a person who can't keep their mouth shut or their nose out of other people's business

Instruction: "staff could tell alex caley was a busy bollocks from the moment she joined the company" What is the definition of "busy bollocks"?


dick brothers

a commond bond in both subjects having fucked the same vagina

Instruction: "goddamnit bobby, are we really dick brothers now? man i better get checked" What is the definition of "dick brothers"?


fire fart

"any fart that burns your ass on it's way out

Instruction: "after eating all those hot chicken wings, i laid a fire fart that burned a hole in my car seat" What is the definition of "fire fart"?


fire fart

Context: hey, i think i'll have a fire fart

a fart that feels like your ass is on fire

Instruction: "hey, i think i'll have a fire fart" What is the definition of "fire fart"?


cedisfy

Context: he is cedisfy within himself

being totally spiritually and emotionally connected

Instruction: "he is cedisfy within himself" What is the definition of "cedisfy"?


bytch im wifey

telling them hoes to back the fuck up off ya man

Instruction: "girl back the hell up from my man bytch im wifey" What is the definition of "bytch im wifey"?


awesomtastical

Context: oh my god, that shirt is awesomtastical

Instruction: "oh my god, that shirt is awesomtastical" What is the definition of "awesomtastical"?


exsqueeze me

Context: "seventh grader- "oh, exsqueeze me

horny seventh graders, kids who want to be laughed at, and perverts will use this phrase when asking to be pardoned

Instruction: ""seventh grader- "oh, exsqueeze me" What is the definition of "exsqueeze me"?


briston

Context: briston is muhh ninja

Instruction: "briston is muhh ninja" What is the definition of "briston"?


briston

Context: the briston is here

Instruction: "the briston is here" What is the definition of "briston"?


check your pants after that one

is usually shouted at somebody who has done a terrible wet fart

Instruction: "you might want to check your pants after that one" What is the definition of "check your pants after that one"?


bongin' and slongin'

Instruction: "dude last weekend was so crazy, i found this smokin chick and we went bongin' and slongin'" What is the definition of "bongin' and slongin'"?


bull city

durham, north carolinia  a ghetto city in the middle of north carolinia nicknamed the bull city because of the minor league baseball team, the durham bulls, that plays there

Instruction: "bruh, another dude got shot up in da bull city yesterday" What is the definition of "bull city"?


bull city

Context: from the bull city wcog

"a town the piedmont region of north carolina, with a notorious reputation of gang shootings and drugs

Instruction: "from the bull city wcog" What is the definition of "bull city"?


ball bust

Instruction: "my husband wanted a ball bust last night so i put on my stilettos and kicked him in the testicles after we both got naked" What is the definition of "ball bust"?


alaskan python

a person takes a shit inside of a condom, sticks it in the freezer until it is completely frozen, then uses the frozen turd as a dildo

Instruction: " so this chick got really kinky, so i whipped out an alaskan python on her" What is the definition of "alaskan python"?


cmfao

Instruction: "my gf is out of town this weekend so i'll be cmfao" What is the definition of "cmfao"?


cmfao

Instruction: "my gf is out of town this weekend so i'll be cmfao" What is the definition of "cmfao"?


bergina

Instruction: "ok meg, let's take a look at that bergina" What is the definition of "bergina"?


bergina

when a women goes for a long period of time without any sexual activities done to her vagina

Instruction: "linda hasnt had sex n over six months,she must have a bergina going" What is the definition of "bergina"?


bergina

the tighest pussy around, the best substance known to man kind

Instruction: "yo dudes, it's guys night out, lets get some bergina" What is the definition of "bergina"?


bergina

the smoking and talking vagina of a worthless hippie

Instruction: "get your stinky bergina back to your desk and do some work" What is the definition of "bergina"?


beej monster

a lady who loves to give blow jobs to anybody and everybody

Instruction: "we need to find us a beej monster to suck off the whole crew" What is the definition of "beej monster"?


bellicose bandits

Instruction: "the bellicose bandits bellicosed that hoe" What is the definition of "bellicose bandits"?


bellicose bandits

Instruction: "the bellicose bandits bellicosed that ho" What is the definition of "bellicose bandits"?


cam newton

to steal one's laptop and subsequently toss it out a window

Instruction: "if you don't shut up, i'm going to cam newton your laptop" What is the definition of "cam newton"?


cam newton

Instruction: "i heard kyle, you know that guy that wears his hair like justin bieber, sells really good but can't fuck with a cam newton" What is the definition of "cam newton"?


cam newton

the starting auburn qb who has been under scrutiny all year long

Instruction: "cam newton just took the money and ran for the touchdown" What is the definition of "cam newton"?


babn

Context: damn mc hammer is one babn mofo

Instruction: "damn mc hammer is one babn mofo" What is the definition of "babn"?


bathroom model

a girl who takes a lot of self-portraits on the bathroom mirror for the sole purpose of posting them on social networking sites

Instruction: "oh, dont you kno this girl takes all her pics on the mirror, such a bathroom model" What is the definition of "bathroom model"?


dolphins nose

Instruction: "any fit bird in a pair of pants or daisy lowe in a tight pair of pants showing her beautiful dolphins nose" What is the definition of "dolphins nose"?


donkeyism

Instruction: "mike is very stubborn, he has a bad case of donkeyism" What is the definition of "donkeyism"?


amazingly perfect

Instruction: "used to describe someone who is amazingly perfect in everyway that girl was so gina" What is the definition of "amazingly perfect"?


amazingly perfect

Instruction: "used to describe someone who is amazingly perfect in everyway that girl was so gina" What is the definition of "amazingly perfect"?


fodler

noun someone who [masterbates] or has sex with pictures of [prostatots], or girls that are substanstially younger then them

Instruction: "damn brent is a fodler ain't he 32 and his girlfriend is only 18" What is the definition of "fodler"?


ball sack sandwich

the act of smacking your ball sack wrapped around bread and peanut butter ( its optional to add jelly) in the females face while having sex

Instruction: "i hit jieny with my ball sack sandwich in the face and she shit her self because she was allergic to peanut butter" What is the definition of "ball sack sandwich"?


ball sack sandwich

the act of smacking a bitch in the face with your testicles(balls) warped in bread and peanut butter (its optinal to add jelly)

Instruction: "i smacked suzie with a ball sack sandwich and she shit her self because she was allergic to peabut butter" What is the definition of "ball sack sandwich"?


baresbian

when a girl becomes a lesbian after drinking too much

Instruction: "dude that girl over there is a definite baresbian" What is the definition of "baresbian"?


bifatard

Context: your so ignorant, ur a bifatard

Instruction: "your so ignorant, ur a bifatard" What is the definition of "bifatard"?


be-jota

another way of saying blow job (bj) be is b in spanish

Instruction: "anthony got a be-jota from some swank while a couple of [sucios] watched" What is the definition of "be-jota"?


e-hug

"an electronic image of a hug created by using common keyboard symbols

Instruction: ""jamie: "i need a hug"  james: (>o_o)> (o_o )  jamie: "thanks for the e-hug" What is the definition of "e-hug"?


bastardised english

"how the simple-minded brits misspell "bastardized english""

Instruction: "i am going to go on urban dictionary and mock all those superior americans for their incorrect spelling by spelling bastardised english incorrectly" What is the definition of "bastardised english"?


brooks brothers

a fine retailer of traditional clothing for every occasion

Instruction: "i bought a fine seersucker suit at brooks brothers because i liked the suits my father bought from there during my youth" What is the definition of "brooks brothers"?


brooks brothers

one of the few high-quality clothing companies for serious hardworking businessmen, not obnoxious drug-addicted preppies

Instruction: "i just got a beautiful seersucker suit at brooks brothers" What is the definition of "brooks brothers"?


brooks brothers

"an outfitter of fine, traditional american clothing for casual, business, and formal settings

Instruction: "today at the brooks brothers store on madison avenue, i bought a repp tie i'll wear for work and a tweed jacket for tonight's dinner" What is the definition of "brooks brothers"?


big in japan

Context: yeah, i am big in japan

to say/pretend you are someone of stature somewhere else, meaningless and not verifiable where you currently are

Instruction: "yeah, i am big in japan" What is the definition of "big in japan"?


big in japan

Context: well at least i'm big in japan

Instruction: "well at least i'm big in japan" What is the definition of "big in japan"?


big in japan

Context: my dick is big in japan

considering the stereotype of asian males having smaller penises, this is a way for an average sized american male to make his own penis seem large

Instruction: "my dick is big in japan" What is the definition of "big in japan"?


big in japan

Context: big in japan is huge in baltimore

big in japan is an instrumental, experimental band based out of baltimore, md

Instruction: "big in japan is huge in baltimore" What is the definition of "big in japan"?


big in japan

Context: those girls are big in japan

a japanese woman or women with big breasts

Instruction: "those girls are big in japan" What is the definition of "big in japan"?


cho seung-hui

Instruction: "girl 1: i hope there is never another cho seung-hui" What is the definition of "cho seung-hui"?


cho seung-hui

the 23 year old korean born senior student at virginia tech university who was responsible for the mass murder of 32 virginia tech students and faculty on april 16th, 2007

Instruction: "cho seung-hui is responsible for the deadlist shooting massacre in recent u" What is the definition of "cho seung-hui"?


cho seung-hui

Instruction: "i went to church today and prayed for cho seung-hui" What is the definition of "cho seung-hui"?