brelta

a word used to link delta goodrem, an australian pop singer/songwriter and actress, to her fiancee brian mcfadden, an irish singer/songwriter

Instruction: ""did you see brelta in that magazine? "yeah, they looked so cute" What is the definition of "brelta"?


fathermocker

"an alternative to the offensive "motherfucker"

Instruction: "i can't believe that fathermocker ate all of my marshmallows" What is the definition of "fathermocker"?


becoming a man and a half

Instruction: "he was becoming a man and a half when he saw the naked woman" What is the definition of "becoming a man and a half"?


d=

the correct responce to someone in an im or txt when they send you =p  this happening will result in [=pd=]

Instruction: "- blablabla something something i win =p - d= - hahaha well ok if you want to =]" What is the definition of "d="?


ghinder

"a ethnic nickname for someone who was born in india otherwise known as the magic carpet land or the place where aladin was filmed

Instruction: "if that girl had anymore hair on her face she would be a ghinder" What is the definition of "ghinder"?


Context: tosh.0 viewers-- dude 1

show where you question daniel tosh's sexuality for 30minutes until it ends

Instruction: "tosh.0 viewers-- dude 1" What is the definition of "tosh.0"?


an act of shoving large fruits up the anus

Instruction: "im going to tosh.0 this watermelon later" What is the definition of "tosh.0"?


Context: that one video on tosh.0 was epic

Instruction: "that one video on tosh.0 was epic" What is the definition of "tosh.0"?


a kinda funny televison show on comedy central hosted by daniel tosh that includes, throw up, fake videos, and offending comments made by daniel tosh

Instruction: ""did you see tosh.0 last night? it was really gay" What is the definition of "tosh.0"?


"in reference to daniel tosh (comedy central)  --noun  (1) "that guy" who forwards way too many youtube clips via email

Instruction: "i like kevin but he's way too tosh.0 for my tastes" What is the definition of "tosh.0"?


when one watches videos on the internet while either having sex or defecating

Instruction: "hey dude i can't wait to go home and tosh.0 it with my girlfriend" What is the definition of "tosh.0"?


agrobo

Instruction: "the agrobo in the lobby told me to fuck off" What is the definition of "agrobo"?


coupar angus

a small god-fearing town situated around 13 miles from dundee

Instruction: "coupar angus is that smelly town where ray hepburn lives" What is the definition of "coupar angus"?


chicago cubs

despite their consistant lack of success, a team that's hard to hate

Instruction: "did you hear kerry wood of the chicago cubs is hurt?  no, but what else is new" What is the definition of "chicago cubs"?


chicago cubs

Context: fans of chicago cubs vs

a major league baseball team who plays their home games at wrigley field on the north side of chicago, illinois

Instruction: "fans of chicago cubs vs" What is the definition of "chicago cubs"?


chicago cubs

a traditionally unsuccessful team that is hard to hate

Instruction: "the chicago cubs haven't won since 1908, but they have the greatest fans and the greatest home field in the world" What is the definition of "chicago cubs"?


chicago cubs

the greatest baseball team in the history of history

Instruction: "[bret]: the chicago cubs are going to win the world series" What is the definition of "chicago cubs"?


chicago cubs

Instruction: ""-the chicago cubs fans screamed their rallying cry: "maybe next year" -a chicago cubs fan ordered another beer and asked a fellow game attendee what the score was" What is the definition of "chicago cubs"?


chicago cubs

one of the greatest franchises in baseball

Instruction: "wrigley field, the chicago cubs home park is a beautiful and fun place" What is the definition of "chicago cubs"?


chicago cubs

major league baseball team in the amazing city of chicago, illinois

Instruction: "i went to a chicago cubs game last night" What is the definition of "chicago cubs"?


chicago cubs

Instruction: "chicago cubs are to white sox in chicago as mets are to yankees in new york" What is the definition of "chicago cubs"?


chicago cubs

a baseball team from chicago illinios, with a classic home feild known as wrigly, famous for it's ivy on the walls in the outfeild

Instruction: "chicago cubs fan #1: hey did we win today?  chicago cubs fan #2: no, their picther had a complete game, no hitter" What is the definition of "chicago cubs"?


blsd

Instruction: ""girl 1: "did you see that?" girl 2: "see what?" girl 1: "his blsd" What is the definition of "blsd"?


middler

someone who does not use proper urinal ettiquette when there is more than 2 stalls, he's the guy who goes between and uses the middle urinal causing an uncomfortableness

Instruction: "when hawkins went to the bathroom he decided against proper ettiquette and decided he'd become a middler" What is the definition of "middler"?


middler

one who prefers to fold his penis in half during intercourse in order to get the job done

Instruction: "after jimmy drank a half liter of jack, he became a real middler when trying to do his wife" What is the definition of "middler"?


middler

Context: stop being a middler

when you're smoking bud and sitting in a line, someone who sits in the middle, in order to hit it more than any of the others  like bogarting

Instruction: "stop being a middler" What is the definition of "middler"?


balticore

Context: that band is balticore

Instruction: "that band is balticore" What is the definition of "balticore"?


podmedown

due to the incredibly fast turnover of ipods and new models people are forced to hand down their old ipods like olld clothes

Instruction: "this christmas i am getting a podmedown from my brother" What is the definition of "podmedown"?


mucho

Context: "i'm mucho sorry

[marc mandrake] slang definition: a lot / very

Instruction: ""i'm mucho sorry" What is the definition of "mucho"?


mucho

Context: - i'm mucho pissed = i'm very pissed

mucho meens much in spanish, is used as as a replacement for much/very

Instruction: "- i'm mucho pissed = i'm very pissed" What is the definition of "mucho"?


daelio

Context: damn she a daelio

(pronounced day-lee-o) a really, really fine female

Instruction: "damn she a daelio" What is the definition of "daelio"?


boner face

ones facial expression at the initial sight of something or someone that turns them on unexpectedly

Instruction: "man i hope that chick didn't see my boner face" What is the definition of "boner face"?


ashea

Context: is that ashea my dick is hurting

a fat girl with a penis in her mouth half of the time

Instruction: "is that ashea my dick is hurting" What is the definition of "ashea"?


fu manchu

Context: that's the thing about the fu manchu

Instruction: "that's the thing about the fu manchu" What is the definition of "fu manchu"?


fu manchu

a sloppy fart where poo drips down both your butt cheeks and forms the shape of the traditional, iconic mustache

Instruction: "jenny had to jump into the shower to clean the embarrassing remnants of the fu manchu she had let slip earlier that day" What is the definition of "fu manchu"?


fu manchu

referencing the style of mustache, a fu manchu is a very foolish person

Instruction: ""why would you do that? you're such a fu manchu" What is the definition of "fu manchu"?


blog buddies

when 2 people post links to each others [blogs] on their own blog they become blog buddies

Instruction: "bloger 1: lets become blog buddies :)  bloger 2: ok send me your [url] and i'll post you :) :) :)" What is the definition of "blog buddies"?


modder

usually refering to to the technically inclined

Instruction: "yoshi from tech tv is a wonderful modder" What is the definition of "modder"?


modder

Context: craig is such a hardcore modder

a person who changes their car from the standard, factory condition they bought it, to something different

Instruction: "craig is such a hardcore modder" What is the definition of "modder"?


perkdaddy

the man that is the biggest badass to ever attend oxy

Instruction: "guy 1: yo you see that shirtless dude with the 6 pack run through the library?  guy 2: oh yeah thats perkdaddy" What is the definition of "perkdaddy"?


2 on

Context: "man i was 2 on at that party saturday

Instruction: ""man i was 2 on at that party saturday" What is the definition of "2 on"?


crustin

just sitting around doing nothing in particular

Instruction: "(1) yo, what are you doin? (2) just crustin for a little while before i go out" What is the definition of "crustin"?


crustin

Context: whoa, check out crustin

Instruction: "whoa, check out crustin" What is the definition of "crustin"?


crustin

(v)meaning a crusty but desirable man (n) very sexy boy

Instruction: "would you like to talk to crustin over there, hes a really sexy boy" What is the definition of "crustin"?


crustin

a crustin is a kid who wears the same sweater everyday, often with a mismatched yankees cap, maybe even a women's one

Instruction: "kid a: who's that kid in the yankees cap listening to lil wayne? b: whatta crustin" What is the definition of "crustin"?


bum fuzzle

the act of receving [head] while taking a poop

Instruction: "dude, i totally got a bum fuzzle by jill last night" What is the definition of "bum fuzzle"?


bum fuzzle

the act of receving [head] while taking a poop

Instruction: "dude, i totally got a bum fuzzle by jill last night" What is the definition of "bum fuzzle"?


domlijah

the combination of the names of elijah wood and dominic monaghan who met on the set of the lord of the rings

Instruction: ""does that lotr slash have anything about viggo and billy?  "no, just domlijah" What is the definition of "domlijah"?


attenable

Instruction: "dude i have to use hair gel because my head shape is not as attenable as yours are" What is the definition of "attenable"?


barry jerry

Context: i'll pay you $500 for a barry jerry

Instruction: "i'll pay you $500 for a barry jerry" What is the definition of "barry jerry"?


bhogy

Context: do you have an extra bhogy

Instruction: "do you have an extra bhogy" What is the definition of "bhogy"?


half blood prince

"half blood prince(hbp) is the 6th book in the "harry potter" series

Instruction: "friend 1:dude i just read harry potter book 5 friend 2:  well half blood prince is coming out so you can keep your pants on" What is the definition of "half blood prince"?


half blood prince

Context: snape is the half blood prince

the half blood prince is a former student at hogwarts who has written his methods in a potions book which falls into the hands of harry

Instruction: "snape is the half blood prince" What is the definition of "half blood prince"?


half blood prince

Instruction: "i got this awkward half blood prince during math class today, but luckily it subsided when i concentrated really hard on david the gnome" What is the definition of "half blood prince"?


half blood prince

1)writer of a book that [harry potter] uses to do well in his potions class

Instruction: ""1) "dude, who knew snape was the half blood prince eh?"  2) "omg half blood prince is out in 3 days" What is the definition of "half blood prince"?


atomic situp

Context: betcha cant do an atomic situp

"person 1 is baited into performing  "the hardest situp ever"

Instruction: "betcha cant do an atomic situp" What is the definition of "atomic situp"?


a deuce

"dropping a deuce  spoken to denote "going number two" or having a bowel movement

Instruction: "hell red, i'd go but need to run home and drop a deuce real quick alright?" What is the definition of "a deuce"?


a deuce

Instruction: "did you see that wicked souped ford with the suicide doors?  yeah, it was a deuce" What is the definition of "a deuce"?


a deuce

Context: im gonna chug a deuce tonight

Instruction: "im gonna chug a deuce tonight" What is the definition of "a deuce"?


a deuce

Instruction: "man that blonde is a deuce  me: hey mike do you think brian's mom is a deuce? mike: no way she is a one" What is the definition of "a deuce"?


back alley abortion

the use of a unfurled coat hanger to remove said zygote-unwanted freeloading life from themselves in a back alley-preferably in a semi-residential urban area

Instruction: "i knew this guy who made sure to instruct his girls to have a back alley abortion to save them money with geico" What is the definition of "back alley abortion"?


back alley abortion

Instruction: "the back alley abortion is cheap, efficient, and somewhat entertaining" What is the definition of "back alley abortion"?


contend

Instruction: "the hunger games, a perfect place to contend against competitors" What is the definition of "contend"?


bennybomb

when the owner of a company's pet farts in the office

Instruction: "holy crap, do you smell the bennybomb that dog just made in my cubicle" What is the definition of "bennybomb"?


get to stepping

Context: that nigga needs to get to stepping

telling some one to get out of your life for ever

Instruction: "that nigga needs to get to stepping" What is the definition of "get to stepping"?


african drums

the sounds of gunfire, particularly on the south side

Instruction: "dude 1: so what's it like in your new apartment? dude 2: the rent is really cheap but african drums keep me awake all night" What is the definition of "african drums"?


bear suit

to get angry all of a sudden, often scaring those around you

Instruction: ""if you kids don't get your rooms clean, i'll put on the bear suit  or  "geez, james really pulled out the bearsuit in that meeting" What is the definition of "bear suit"?


kluts

someone who always does things wrong and never right

Instruction: "makes people laugh for entertainment aka the clown of the group - kluts" What is the definition of "kluts"?


kluts

Context: omg look at those kluts

Instruction: "omg look at those kluts" What is the definition of "kluts"?


sticks

Context: he lives in glenburn, me in the sticks

in the boonies, in the middle of no where

Instruction: "he lives in glenburn, me in the sticks" What is the definition of "sticks"?


sticks

Context: yo nigga, you got any sticks

Instruction: "yo nigga, you got any sticks" What is the definition of "sticks"?


sticks

Instruction: "yo hop on the sticks so i can beat you one more time in tekken" What is the definition of "sticks"?


blunt force crew

Context: blunt force crew took over my city

Instruction: "blunt force crew took over my city" What is the definition of "blunt force crew"?


apple and pairs

Context: im going up the apple and pairs

Instruction: "im going up the apple and pairs" What is the definition of "apple and pairs"?


creeka

Instruction: "that girl last night, had a nasty creeka" What is the definition of "creeka"?


albert lea

a crappy small town in southern minnesota at the cross between major highways i-35 and i-90 home to mostly rednecks and druggies

Instruction: "friend a: where do u live me: albert lea friend a: o thats cool me:" What is the definition of "albert lea"?


postal

Instruction: "today video games are 10 times as violent and real than postal ever was and gamers all over the earth hate senator liberman" What is the definition of "postal"?


postal

Context: ok ok, don't go postal over it

Instruction: "ok ok, don't go postal over it" What is the definition of "postal"?


postal

usually a term to describe extreme frustration and a point of tension that approaches violence

Instruction: "man, that guy had me so pissed off, i was about ready to go postal on the whole office" What is the definition of "postal"?


postal

"the best violent game ever created (by rws)

Instruction: "man, i just played postal the other night" What is the definition of "postal"?


postal

go crazy,snap the fuck out n shoot everyone like postal workers

Instruction: "don't make me go postal on your ass bitch" What is the definition of "postal"?


postal

"the best violent game ever created (by rws)

Instruction: "man, i just played postal the other night" What is the definition of "postal"?


guilty pleasure

something that you shouldn't like, but like anyway

Instruction: "a cigarette every now and then is a guilty pleasure for me" What is the definition of "guilty pleasure"?


cageina

Instruction: ""hannah's vagina wasn't just a vagina, it was a cageina" What is the definition of "cageina"?


bonobo warfare

idea that conflicts should be resolved in the way that they are solved in bonobo society, which is entirely through sexual contact

Instruction: "according to the bonobo warfare theory, missiles would essentially be the same shape, but their function would be somewhat different" What is the definition of "bonobo warfare"?


bag slut

someone who doesnt take a bag out with them, but instead carries their possessions (phone, ipod, wallet) then puts them in someone elses bag

Instruction: "x: hey can i put my phone in your bag? y: [omg] you always do this, your such a bag slut" What is the definition of "bag slut"?


bostonites

the plural term for any and all citizens of the massachusetts capitol, boston

Instruction: "those bostonites can't drive to save their lives" What is the definition of "bostonites"?


crame

Context: had a heap of crame last night

Instruction: "had a heap of crame last night" What is the definition of "crame"?


crame

to eat like a pig or a starving homeless person

Instruction: "damn, josh must have been hungry as hell -- he totally went crame on that bag of taco bell" What is the definition of "crame"?


west bloomfield

a city in michigan in oakland county known for the many chaldeans and jews that live there

Instruction: "there are many chaldeans and jews in west bloomfield" What is the definition of "west bloomfield"?


west bloomfield

Context: thats a west bloomfield kid

a city in michigan where drugs, sex, alcohol, and general superficiality are a vital part of reality

Instruction: "thats a west bloomfield kid" What is the definition of "west bloomfield"?


west bloomfield

Instruction: "i love living it up here in west bloomfield" What is the definition of "west bloomfield"?


backwards bullriding cowgirl

Instruction: "paige loves backwards bullriding cowgirl" What is the definition of "backwards bullriding cowgirl"?


cackman

Instruction: "its a bird, its a plane, no, its cackman" What is the definition of "cackman"?


beefy taco

Instruction: "dang, you can see your beefy taco in those jeans" What is the definition of "beefy taco"?


beefy taco

when women has a very hairy gouch or aka vagina she is refered to as a beefy taco

Instruction: "damn i got her in bed and she had a beefy taco" What is the definition of "beefy taco"?


clavin

Context: i bet you tarik doesnt have a clavin

Instruction: "i bet you tarik doesnt have a clavin" What is the definition of "clavin"?


munesh

Instruction: "omg have you need that new movie? its so munesh" What is the definition of "munesh"?


daryan

"daryan is a unisex name, can be used for either guys or girls

Instruction: "this party feels so empty without daryan" What is the definition of "daryan"?


daryan

daryan is a traditionally irish name which can be applied to either gender

Instruction: "that's not pear you saw, that was daryan" What is the definition of "daryan"?


nutburger

Context: that yes is a real nutburger

someone who holds a theory that is so dubious as to incite derisive laughter from those who hear it

Instruction: "that yes is a real nutburger" What is the definition of "nutburger"?


brutes my toots

Context: that's fucking brutal ~ brutes my toots

Instruction: "that's fucking brutal ~ brutes my toots" What is the definition of "brutes my toots"?


bo bo

Context: last night we had bo bo sex

Instruction: "last night we had bo bo sex" What is the definition of "bo bo"?


bo bo

Context: last night we had bo bo sex

Instruction: "last night we had bo bo sex" What is the definition of "bo bo"?


cooking with gas

efficiently performing a task after a long period of inefficient performance or possibly failed attempts at the entire task or certain steps in the process

Instruction: "(after thirty minutes of working hard and getting almost nothing done but then suddenly finding a way to do it efficiently) now we're cooking with gas" What is the definition of "cooking with gas"?


cooking with gas

(variants: oil may replace gas) working very efficiently(an elaboration of cooking)

Instruction: "once i am donerading the book i have chosen to write about, i will be cooking with gas" What is the definition of "cooking with gas"?


boukie

Context: oi dat brehs actin' boukie

when a person is seen as suspicious or a bit dodgy

Instruction: "oi dat brehs actin' boukie" What is the definition of "boukie"?


brb aids

i will be right back, because i have aids and i'm about to get my treatment for this disease

Instruction: "basementcock45: ohh yeah, where you gonna stick that banna next?  hottywebcamgirl69: brb aids  basementcock45: dammit" What is the definition of "brb aids"?


5.0 coyote

Instruction: "even with a built ls3, ported heads, blower, full exhaust, tune, and 75 shot, bills zl1 couldn't fend off non liberal's 2013 5.0 coyote mustang" What is the definition of "5.0 coyote"?


babster

Context: quit bitchin you lame as babster

to be extremely annoying and complain alot

Instruction: "quit bitchin you lame as babster" What is the definition of "babster"?


bogtod

someone who won't comeout of the toilet if someone is waiting outside

Instruction: ""get out you dirty bogtod "i'm touching cloth but i think we have a bogtod""" What is the definition of "bogtod"?


chow hai

Instruction: "dieter said that girl he went down on last thursday had some major chow hai" What is the definition of "chow hai"?


boinkie

Context: you are a real boinkie

boinkie is also known as lamer, for a better description see lamer

Instruction: "you are a real boinkie" What is the definition of "boinkie"?


adambulge

the little bit of poof on you tummy caused by sitting and watching anything to do with adam lambert and his super hotness while eating food

Instruction: "omg if i dont stop watching adam lambert and eating at the same time im going to get an adambulge" What is the definition of "adambulge"?


friveler

Context: he's such a friveler

a compulsive traveler with friends in every port

Instruction: "he's such a friveler" What is the definition of "friveler"?


maheen

Context: that set last night was maheen as

Instruction: "that set last night was maheen as" What is the definition of "maheen"?


maheen

Context: "hey maheen

a girl's name for someone who seems ambiguous, hard on herself, but good hearted

Instruction: ""hey maheen" What is the definition of "maheen"?


postcard child

a person who is kinda emblematic of a known cause, movement or ideal

Instruction: "bill o'reilly is the postcard child of news anchors" What is the definition of "postcard child"?


flap jacking

Instruction: "what is it called when a girl tea bags someone? it's called flap jacking" What is the definition of "flap jacking"?


flap jacking

Context: i was flap jacking so hard my bed broke

when lying naked on ones bed and jumping on to your stomach then to your back resembling flipping a flapjack

Instruction: "i was flap jacking so hard my bed broke" What is the definition of "flap jacking"?


cammii

Context: cammii holgate

a sensitive female, usual emotional and fragile

Instruction: "cammii holgate" What is the definition of "cammii"?


baldman

Context: baldman show us your baldspot,

a boy who had had a terrible haircut and has ended up with a baldspot on the top of his head

Instruction: "baldman show us your baldspot," What is the definition of "baldman"?


everybody loves raymond

a tv sitcom on cbs that's ending with its 9th season

Instruction: "everybody loves raymond except his brother robert" What is the definition of "everybody loves raymond"?


everybody loves raymond

Context: everybody loves raymond

one of the best comedy series on the television and ray ramano as playing the role of actor is very funny

Instruction: "everybody loves raymond" What is the definition of "everybody loves raymond"?


everybody loves raymond

Context: everybody loves raymond sucks

Instruction: "everybody loves raymond sucks" What is the definition of "everybody loves raymond"?


everybody loves raymond

a show that has ruined the life of all those who are names 'raymond'

Instruction: "raymond: hi im raymonds how are you george: pfffft everybody loves raymond roflmao raymond: *facepalm*" What is the definition of "everybody loves raymond"?


everybody loves raymond

one of the funniest sitcoms according to nielssen ratings, but i found no humor whatsoever in the show

Instruction: "everybody loves raymond was apparantly a very funny show, but i couldn't stand it and found no humor in it" What is the definition of "everybody loves raymond"?


everybody loves raymond

Context: wife: everybody loves raymond is on

except me - i hate him and his poxy little show

Instruction: "wife: everybody loves raymond is on" What is the definition of "everybody loves raymond"?


ballzac

Instruction: "charles played ballzac with his gay ass friends" What is the definition of "ballzac"?


niladric

a powerful being, known to some as a plainclothes god

Instruction: "niladric is so godly i would give my life to be his lover" What is the definition of "niladric"?


bear season

Instruction: "dude, did you bang her last night?  nah, its bear season" What is the definition of "bear season"?


basic facebook slut

Context: mandi is a basic facebook slut

any simple whore on facebook who throws themselves at men

Instruction: "mandi is a basic facebook slut" What is the definition of "basic facebook slut"?


flambasted

Instruction: ""1) damn becky you just got flambasted 2) dude i was so flambasted last night that i "hit" your mom"" What is the definition of "flambasted"?


flambasted

Instruction: "i got so flambasted last night at trogdor's party" What is the definition of "flambasted"?


cockless fadger

Context: you cockless fadger

"a person with no phallous whom is forced to fadge

Instruction: "you cockless fadger" What is the definition of "cockless fadger"?


space docking

Instruction: "brian squatted over her, lined it up, and began space docking" What is the definition of "space docking"?


space docking

"the act of defecating directly into one's vagina

Instruction: "hey baby, want to try space docking tonight?" What is the definition of "space docking"?


space docking

two objects namely one uncircumcised penis, and one other penis gently come together into a tip to tip union

Instruction: "me and my jew bro went space docking last night" What is the definition of "space docking"?


space docking

when a man with a erect uncircumcised penis extends his foreskin over the tip of another erect penis (circumcised or non)

Instruction: "bobby: we were touching tips and then he started space docking me andre: ooooooh that's hot" What is the definition of "space docking"?


disconjected

Context: i hate getting disconjected

when your wireless internet logs you off for no reason!!!

Instruction: "i hate getting disconjected" What is the definition of "disconjected"?


clowneying

owning the single game sack record at your rival's stadium

Instruction: "that guy is really clowneying out there, he has sacked #10 over four times in just this one game" What is the definition of "clowneying"?


chink bucket

Context: shut up, chink bucket

an extremely rude term to describe a [chink]

Instruction: "shut up, chink bucket" What is the definition of "chink bucket"?


corey hartin' it

when you wear your sunglasses at night, just like the song made famous in the '80s by singer/songwriter corey hart

Instruction: "i was corey hartin' it in the bar last night and nearly tripped over a chair" What is the definition of "corey hartin' it"?


c and b

Instruction: "my new girlfriend came over last night and i gave her the c and b pretty good" What is the definition of "c and b"?


c and b

Instruction: "nate:  did you talk to those fine ass females, dude?  julian: yeah man, but it was a c and b" What is the definition of "c and b"?


cuntspatch

a combination of the words cunt and spatula

Instruction: "jake: what are you doing with that spatula? dan: i about to cuntspatch your mom" What is the definition of "cuntspatch"?


cock blockin

Context: dude you were totally cock blockin me

when a guy is tryin to get laid but his friend or a her friend or any random person who is a dickhead prevents it

Instruction: "dude you were totally cock blockin me" What is the definition of "cock blockin"?


cock blockin

Context: seriously, that's cock blockin for real

Instruction: "seriously, that's cock blockin for real" What is the definition of "cock blockin"?


gut wrench

tool, penis, schlong, wanker, helmet, cock, johnson, etc

Instruction: "she grabbed a hold of my gut wrench and started stroking" What is the definition of "gut wrench"?


burbicodini

Instruction: "after today it is going to take all of what we have in the cabinets and pockets to make ourselves a burbicodini" What is the definition of "burbicodini"?


sp

sex party  the #1 answer to all the questions

Instruction: "john: hey, what did we do in class yesterday? brasil: sp" What is the definition of "sp"?


sp

Instruction: "reg: what's the sp on that richard of yours? johnny; judy? fine no problem" What is the definition of "sp"?


blumpkin vagina platypus

the blumpkin vagina platypus is the classic sex extravaganza

Instruction: "the blumpkin vagina platypus party became fatal as 2 platypus' wound up dead" What is the definition of "blumpkin vagina platypus"?


chi chi

Context: 1) dem boi's are so chi chi

chi means a variety of things in different languages as stated here

Instruction: "1) dem boi's are so chi chi" What is the definition of "chi chi"?


chi chi

Context: bun out a chi chi mon

Instruction: "bun out a chi chi mon" What is the definition of "chi chi"?


assburger syndrome

Instruction: "retarded police man had assburger syndrome" What is the definition of "assburger syndrome"?


binocularise

Instruction: "he certainly gave it a good binocularise" What is the definition of "binocularise"?


callin' earl on the big white phone

Instruction: "he'll be callin' earl on the big white phone if he keeps drinking at this rate" What is the definition of "callin' earl on the big white phone"?


616 straz

Instruction: "that party in 616 straz was insane, that place really needs to be on an episode of cribs" What is the definition of "616 straz"?


creeping jesus

originally used in ireland to describe a catholic making a public display of religiosity simply for show

Instruction: "that creeping jesus charmed information out of me and then told the boss everything i said, to get me sacked, and he did the same to ten others" What is the definition of "creeping jesus"?


creeping jesus

Instruction: "fuck off, hugh, you're such a creeping jesus" What is the definition of "creeping jesus"?


creeping jesus

originally used in ireland to describe a catholic making a public display of religiosity simply for show

Instruction: "that creeping jesus charmed information out of me and then told the boss everything i said, to get me sacked, and he did the same to ten others" What is the definition of "creeping jesus"?


creeping jesus

Instruction: "fuck off, hugh, you're such a creeping jesus" What is the definition of "creeping jesus"?


accustomated

when you get used to or numbed to something, but can't think of a real word to describe it

Instruction: "if you breathe in h2s gas, your nostrils get accustomated to it, and you think it's gone, but it's actually still there killing you" What is the definition of "accustomated"?


bald by choice

a [gentleman] who has chosen to avoid [hair loss] or premature [balding]

Instruction: "a lot of guys i know and some celebrities choose to be bald by choice" What is the definition of "bald by choice"?


cummander

the term a gay man calls his partner when his partner is the catcher that day

Instruction: "my cummander was really good at it today" What is the definition of "cummander"?


asshole whack a mole

a sexual position where one of the partners gets on all fours and points his anus towards a male partner

Instruction: ""instead of going to see "the hangover" jan and i just stayed home and played asshole whack a mole" What is the definition of "asshole whack a mole"?


berbatovian

Context: he's such an annoying berbatovian cock

(adjective) used to describe someone's performance at a task

Instruction: "he's such an annoying berbatovian cock" What is the definition of "berbatovian"?


baynus

Context: a serated baynus is very painful

the area between your balls and your anus hence the name

Instruction: "a serated baynus is very painful" What is the definition of "baynus"?


canned ass

Context: damn look at that canned ass

when your ass is so nice it could be canned and sold  like canned peaches

Instruction: "damn look at that canned ass" What is the definition of "canned ass"?


canned ass

a variety of canned foods,including,all the chef boy r d products,spam,treet,vienna sausages,potted meat,ham spread etc

Instruction: "we have all seen the canned ass at the grocery store and we thought no one eats it" What is the definition of "canned ass"?


awsomeosaurus

adjective to describe something ultimately cool or impressive

Instruction: "pon:look at this nop:wow that is awsomeosaurus" What is the definition of "awsomeosaurus"?


doooo

an animal that is really annoying as hell

Instruction: "there's a doooo animal living behind my shed, but i don't mind because now i can drink all the free mountain dew i want" What is the definition of "doooo"?


austin patterson

Context: austin patterson is the tip of a dick

a 16 year old dickhead (refferd to by most) that talks alot of shit (most say) and is a poser cause he wants to be justin beiber

Instruction: "austin patterson is the tip of a dick" What is the definition of "austin patterson"?


mcblade

a man who will cut you without threat or discernible provocation

Instruction: "yes, he's wearing a jogging suit from the seventies, but mcblade will cut you from ear to genitals before you can make fun of him" What is the definition of "mcblade"?


angry hollie

when someone fucks their girl ( nick ) and then proceeds to make her give him a blowjob

Instruction: "nick : yo satish, i got an angry hollie last night satish : really ? wicked;" What is the definition of "angry hollie"?


embetta

"a new sexual experience whether it be anything from kissing, to sex

Instruction: ""for example: "after being with that guy last night, i definitely broke my embetta" What is the definition of "embetta"?


bluetooth flick

when you flick the air in someone's direction

Instruction: "i'm sending you a bluetooth flick  *flicks*" What is the definition of "bluetooth flick"?


bump five

what happens when there is miscommunication and one person goes for a fist bump while the other goes for a high five

Instruction: "obama and rahm emanuel shared an awkward celebratory fist bump five soon after they won the election" What is the definition of "bump five"?


leggies

them long things that stick out of your torso at odd angles, especially during sexual activities

Instruction: "while being nailed, one of her leggies was over his shoulder, and the other was wrapped around his hot sweaty body" What is the definition of "leggies"?


draw mud

the threat of an unwanted shit discharge in the pants

Instruction: "i had a proper hot vindaloo last night and now i'm scared i'm gonna draw mud" What is the definition of "draw mud"?


cold bunnie

Instruction: "oh the nigga over there is a cold bunnie" What is the definition of "cold bunnie"?


bulsh biters

people who steal the idea for an urban dictionary word and get more thumbs ups for them

Instruction: ""some bulsh biters stole my definition for "bulsh"" What is the definition of "bulsh biters"?


chad dylan cooper

the most hot and sexy person ever on a disney show!!! he is played by sterling knight

Instruction: "chad dylan cooper is played bu sterling knight and he is the hottest character in all disney shows" What is the definition of "chad dylan cooper"?


chocolate syrup

Instruction: "this babe was smokin' my pole and wouldn't swallow, so i sprayed my chocolate syrup all over her face" What is the definition of "chocolate syrup"?


conincidence

noun: an incident or occurrence that is both coincidental and a scam

Instruction: "the religion you grew up with is the one true religion? what a conincidence" What is the definition of "conincidence"?


anushtha

Context: mary thought that she was an anushtha

a disorder in which the person believes they are a magical fairy princess

Instruction: "mary thought that she was an anushtha" What is the definition of "anushtha"?


assy nipples

Context: i got sand all over my assy nipples

the type of nipples that saul rosenburg (from the jerky boys phone calls) has

Instruction: "i got sand all over my assy nipples" What is the definition of "assy nipples"?


bewanged

a word created by homer simpson for those of the male gender

Instruction: ""on tailgaiting:  "what childbirth is to women, eating trunk meats is to the bewanged" What is the definition of "bewanged"?


beater bar

a bar that mostly old people like to go to

Instruction: "the circus room is a beater bar because a lot of old ex-tweekers like to there for the cheap drinks and to find young dick" What is the definition of "beater bar"?


charles bronson

"arguably the manliest man of the twentieth century

Instruction: "charles bronson makes everyone else look gay by comparison" What is the definition of "charles bronson"?


charles bronson

Instruction: "charles bronson could kick the shit out of vin diesel, tom cruise, and matt damon with his eyes closed" What is the definition of "charles bronson"?


dining philosophers

when two or more individuals order only coffee at a restaraunt and discuss their theories on life

Instruction: "i went out for a quiet evening and a nice steak but found myself surounded by dining philosophers" What is the definition of "dining philosophers"?


dining philosophers

those dickheads that sit at denny's talking about this, that, and some mothers

Instruction: "the dining philosophers have finally decided on 4 grandslams" What is the definition of "dining philosophers"?


addisam

"a fictional couple from the show private practice made up of addison and sam

Instruction: "there was another addisam scene on tonight's episode" What is the definition of "addisam"?


divi van

marked police van used by victoria police, usually a converted commercial vehicle with a reinforced enclosed rear cargo area for holding and transporting offenders to a police station

Instruction: "i saw the divi van parked outside the railway hotel, after hours" What is the definition of "divi van"?


brass taxes

Instruction: "man, i can't wait to get down to brass taxes with that bitch" What is the definition of "brass taxes"?


glow worm

"self-shot of a man's penis taken at close proximity causing a glowing effect from the blinding light of the camera flash

Instruction: "dumbass you should have shut the flash of so you didn't get a glow worm" What is the definition of "glow worm"?


glow worm

"when a person squints his/her eyes in the same fashion of the 80's stuffed toy with a hard plastic head that looks like a worm stoned out of his mind

Instruction: "i want to glow worm you till you can't take it any more" What is the definition of "glow worm"?


glow worm

"self-shot of a man's penis taken at close proximity causing a glowing effect from the blinding light of the camera flash

Instruction: "dumbass you should have shut the flash of so you didn't get a glow worm" What is the definition of "glow worm"?


glow worm

"when a person squints his/her eyes in the same fashion of the 80's stuffed toy with a hard plastic head that looks like a worm stoned out of his mind

Instruction: "i want to glow worm you till you can't take it any more" What is the definition of "glow worm"?


redbum

when your bum is irritated and uncomfortable and feels as if it is red

Instruction: "well, darn larry, last night i was eating burritos and drank about 30-something beers, had redbum all day" What is the definition of "redbum"?


fdb

f*ck#$g douche bag  no other explanation is needed

Instruction: "that fdb gave me so many dfqs (dumb f*ck#$g queries)" What is the definition of "fdb"?


fdb

Context: i'm going to miss you fdb man

Instruction: "i'm going to miss you fdb man" What is the definition of "fdb"?


alabama key lime pie

to urinate inside the ass of your significant other then proceed to fuck her until a major load of jizzz has been blown from the cock

Instruction: "cletus was extremely hungry and horny so he proceeded to perform an alabama key lime pie on laqueesha" What is the definition of "alabama key lime pie"?


malted

Context: after 10 stellas ur probably malted

Instruction: "after 10 stellas ur probably malted" What is the definition of "malted"?


bealer

Context: don't be a bealer its not that bad

to sob or shed tears because of grief, sorrow, or pain

Instruction: "don't be a bealer its not that bad" What is the definition of "bealer"?


bealer

Context: it's only a game you bealer

someone who cries excessively or overreacts to something by crying

Instruction: "it's only a game you bealer" What is the definition of "bealer"?


beer token's

money specifically used for the weekend or for beverages at your local pub or club

Instruction: "ye man i'l go out saturday i just got payed my beer token's" What is the definition of "beer token's"?


camatical

an amazingly complex child, unusual intelligence for their age and experience, a child with the ability to communicate effectively on an adult level

Instruction: "our five year old daughter is a camatical individual" What is the definition of "camatical"?


bitch muffin

sone one who acts like such a bitch (see bitch) that you want to take a huge muffin and shove it up their ass

Instruction: "marshall stop being such a goddamn bitch muffin" What is the definition of "bitch muffin"?


clunge face

Context: sophie is a clunge face

Instruction: "sophie is a clunge face" What is the definition of "clunge face"?


dog man

Context: dog man

Instruction: "dog man" What is the definition of "dog man"?


brown worm

one time i took a girl home from a bar and had anal sex with her

Instruction: "i fucked my girls ass so hard last night i ended up with a brown worm" What is the definition of "brown worm"?


bird flap

fat guy's belly below his belt (similar to bunt or crotch belly)

Instruction: "that dude's belt is pushing down his bird flap" What is the definition of "bird flap"?


lanique

Context: she is sooo lanique

a beautiful individual who at times can be very misunderstood

Instruction: "she is sooo lanique" What is the definition of "lanique"?


dan-tuot

Instruction: "dude, you really need to stop being such a dan-tuot right now it's pissing everyone off" What is the definition of "dan-tuot"?


hempko

a laid back person, who makes good impressions

Instruction: "dude, i was smoking dro' with hempko last night" What is the definition of "hempko"?


crankapotamus

a hippopotamus or other large animal under the influence of crystal meth

Instruction: "did you hear about steve? he was mauled and then trampled by a crankapotamus" What is the definition of "crankapotamus"?


freshman 15

when a first year college student (usually a female) eats a ton, and precedes to sit on her ass and gain 15 lbs

Instruction: "did you see suzy back at christmas? talk about freshman 15" What is the definition of "freshman 15"?


freshman 15

when a first year [college] student comes back the following year and appears to have gained about 15 pounds from eating too much and not enough exercise

Instruction: "did you see ashley and her new [fatass]? she went through freshman 15" What is the definition of "freshman 15"?


freshman 15

when a girl that is kind of a slut but never puts out, goes to college and has sex with fifteen guys right off the bat

Instruction: " i thought lindsay would be alright in college until i heard she did her freshman 15" What is the definition of "freshman 15"?


freshman 15

when a freshman guy or girl has sex with 15 people during their freshman year

Instruction: "sally: yeah, ive already had my freshman 15 dee: you mean you gained 15 pounds? sally: no i mean ive done 15 guys dee: oh" What is the definition of "freshman 15"?


cockle berries

Instruction: ""yo man how your cockle berries holding up after that night with that "easy fat chick"  she wasnt very easy with my sack yo" What is the definition of "cockle berries"?


lids

Context: those lids suck big time

Instruction: "those lids suck big time" What is the definition of "lids"?


lids

when a group of pretty girls go to the baseball cap store lids, looking for attractive guys to flirt with them there

Instruction: "(at the mall)  girl #1: so where do you wanna go buy things? abercrombie, gilly hicks?  girl #2: nah, lets just go to lids" What is the definition of "lids"?


lids

Context: i just bought an ipod for 150 lids

Instruction: "i just bought an ipod for 150 lids" What is the definition of "lids"?


anal sandwich

double penitration in the anus from front and back

Instruction: "george took the front and dick took the back, so laura was caught in the middle of the republican parties anal sandwich" What is the definition of "anal sandwich"?


click the mouse

Instruction: "that chick got lonely a lot so she'd just sit at home and click the mouse" What is the definition of "click the mouse"?


guvna

Context: hello, guvna

old british term of someone who is of higher social or political status

Instruction: "hello, guvna" What is the definition of "guvna"?


cicca

Context: im going to cicca you

Instruction: "im going to cicca you" What is the definition of "cicca"?


ghost riding the whip

getting out of a car to walk along side while the car rolls in neutral

Instruction: "don't go ghost riding the whip near any hills" What is the definition of "ghost riding the whip"?


after school special

the adolescent act of rushing home after school to look up porn and masturbate on the singular family computer before the rest of the family returns home

Instruction: ""person a: "want to hang out after school?" person b: "no way dude, i am heading straight home to try an squeeze in an after school special" What is the definition of "after school special"?


after school special

Context: lets go have an after school special

the act of using a mind altering substance immediatly after a long day at work or school

Instruction: "lets go have an after school special" What is the definition of "after school special"?


after school special

the act of bringing a person from the other sex over to one's house after school with the intent of sexual relations

Instruction: "i had jenny over for an after school special yesterday" What is the definition of "after school special"?


after school special

right when you get home from school you go poop

Instruction: "hey isaac your home from school, i guess it's time for the after school special" What is the definition of "after school special"?


extra extra extra large white,black,blue etc

Instruction: "100% gangsta don't smile & don't laugh in a 3xl shirt" What is the definition of "3xl"?


center of ellies onion

the act of a d1 college baseball player trying to crush a female intern

Instruction: "scott wishes he could place his dick in the center of ellies onion" What is the definition of "center of ellies onion"?


brotherly loathe

the mutual hate felt between brothers, often seen most by parents

Instruction: "alex and tyler's brotherly loathe drove their mother crazy" What is the definition of "brotherly loathe"?


hard af

Instruction: ""all of us in suits man? we would look hard af  "dude, we are hard af in this""" What is the definition of "hard af"?


dippy dolls

"sound that comes out of ones mouth when you slur the words "the beatles""

Instruction: "person a: what is your favorite band? person b: dippy dolls" What is the definition of "dippy dolls"?


amob

Context: look at that fools hat, its so amob

Instruction: "look at that fools hat, its so amob" What is the definition of "amob"?


crossover thrash

Context: crossover thrash is awesome

crossover thrash (or crossover) is a face-melting combination of [thrash metal] and [hardcore punk]

Instruction: "crossover thrash is awesome" What is the definition of "crossover thrash"?


crossover thrash

Context: crossover thrash is amazing, man

crossover thrash (or crossover) is a face-melting, brain-pounding combination of [thrash metal] and [hardcore punk]

Instruction: "crossover thrash is amazing, man" What is the definition of "crossover thrash"?


get bent

telling someone to fuck off or go fuck themselves

Instruction: "that '70s show characters telling each other to get bent when they're pissed at each other" What is the definition of "get bent"?


get bent

Context: get bent you nun-bitch

"get bent!: literally meaning "bend over so i can fuck you in the ass", get bent is an expletive like any other

Instruction: "get bent you nun-bitch" What is the definition of "get bent"?


get bent

Context: the quicker you get bent the better

is an old miners cuss word meaning to get [decompression sickness] or known then as [cassions disease]

Instruction: "the quicker you get bent the better" What is the definition of "get bent"?


get bent

Context: are you still here? get bent

telling someone off without foul language

Instruction: "are you still here? get bent" What is the definition of "get bent"?


get bent

"a statement that suggests to the receiver that getting fucked might be the solution to their often-trivial problems

Instruction: "if you think i'm going to do your nasty laundry, you can just get bent  man, that woman is such a bitch" What is the definition of "get bent"?


mileage

"the term used to describe how much value (i

Instruction: "tom: what kind of mileage will i get if i go back for a dance with that black chick?  dick: who, mercedez?  she'll let you finger her" What is the definition of "mileage"?


mileage

Context: the ghetto is mileage from here

Instruction: "the ghetto is mileage from here" What is the definition of "mileage"?


chums group

a website that will cause the death of facebook

Instruction: "hey guys wanna go on facebook no whats that its that thing we used to go on before chums group oh that" What is the definition of "chums group"?


cheesectomy

the act of a man inserting a cheese stick (preferably polly-o) into his anus whilst masturbating

Instruction: "marc: i gave myself a cheesectomy and it ended up getting stuck" What is the definition of "cheesectomy"?


churchburners

"unfiltered cigarettes, premades or [rollies], god's gift to humanity was the tobacco plant conveniently available in the form of churchburners like [camel] or [lucky strikes]

Instruction: "nonsmoker: you smoke unfiltered cigarettes? aren't you worried about getting cancer?  smoker: i roll my own churchburners boy, they taste better" What is the definition of "churchburners"?


jawwag

Context: "yo, check out that jawwag

Instruction: ""yo, check out that jawwag" What is the definition of "jawwag"?


bi winning

Instruction: "interviewer: are you bipolar?  charlie: bipolar? whats that? im not bipolar, im bi winning" What is the definition of "bi winning"?


bi winning

Context: liz and dustin are bi winning

the art of always winning weather your filiming two and a half men or slamming 7 gram rocks

Instruction: "liz and dustin are bi winning" What is the definition of "bi winning"?


bi winning

Instruction: "interviewer: are you bipolar?  charlie: bipolar? whats that? im not bipolar, im bi winning" What is the definition of "bi winning"?


bi winning

Context: liz and dustin are bi winning

the art of always winning weather your filiming two and a half men or slamming 7 gram rocks

Instruction: "liz and dustin are bi winning" What is the definition of "bi winning"?


action figure

Instruction: ""and little debo said to his mom, "its not a toy, its an action figure" What is the definition of "action figure"?


action figure

Instruction: "this is a mint-condition, nrfb action figure" What is the definition of "action figure"?


braulio

a brilliant and exceptionally well-spoken individual

Instruction: "braulio really kicked some ass in that debate" What is the definition of "braulio"?


braulio

Instruction: "braulio will stand by you, even when everyone else leaves you alone" What is the definition of "braulio"?


butt rot

when you have been sat down for too long and your arse starts to feel numb/sore

Instruction: "i've been sitting down for 10 hours straight and i have a serious case of butt rot :/" What is the definition of "butt rot"?


butt rot

when you have been sat down for too long and your arse starts to feel numb/sore

Instruction: "i've been sitting down for 10 hours straight and i have a serious case of butt rot :/" What is the definition of "butt rot"?


nigger meat

a stolen meat product, or person that is cheap, high in fat and has no satisfying nutritional value

Instruction: ""brotha lynch hung - corpse came to dinner  " i was a scavenger fourteen years old eatin scavs, graduated from nigger meat but i don't wanna brag" What is the definition of "nigger meat"?


nigger meat

Instruction: ""wow did you see that woman get ruined with that nigger meat  "put away your nigger meat delroy""" What is the definition of "nigger meat"?


en vogue

one of the most popular groups of the 90's decade

Instruction: "en vogue was so tight in the 90's; did you hear dont let go in the movie set it off by en vogue?; en vogue rocks" What is the definition of "en vogue"?


en vogue

Context: destiny's who? en vogue baby

an r&b/soul girl group that attained success in the 1990's

Instruction: "destiny's who? en vogue baby" What is the definition of "en vogue"?


fiona glickman

old witch look alike with mushroom hairstyle and tramp cloak

Instruction: "come and read to me alice (fart)  oh no not fiona glickman" What is the definition of "fiona glickman"?


freak-tard

someone so bizarre that it becomes idiotically funny

Instruction: "did you see what sophie was wearing? what a freak-tard" What is the definition of "freak-tard"?


bloodling

Context: bloodling

Instruction: "bloodling" What is the definition of "bloodling"?


izu

embodiment of pure blackness, they're typically found in the depths of outer space, however, they're sometimes seen as human incarnations on earth

Instruction: "jack: max, i think i just saw an izu walking down that street" What is the definition of "izu"?


beffice

Instruction: "i have both bed and a computer in my beffice" What is the definition of "beffice"?


boolap

a spicy curry dish, originally from sheffield

Instruction: ""jonathan: "do you fancy a curry?" max: "yer lets get danny round and see if he can handle a chicken boolap" What is the definition of "boolap"?


brown precipitate

(see markovnikov's law) shit, more specifically, a skid mark

Instruction: ""*somebody lets rip* "sounds like you just left a brown precipitate" What is the definition of "brown precipitate"?


cougar nip

(noun) a young man who is attractive to older women

Instruction: "did you see the movie where the boy took off his shirt? now, that was some cougar nip" What is the definition of "cougar nip"?


all in my feelings

to be upset or just to be very emotional

Instruction: "jon: yo did you listen to nothing was the same tyheem: yeah i was all in my feelings" What is the definition of "all in my feelings"?


jokemonkey

one who know's of funny things and where they are located

Instruction: "man, i know this one guy and he is such a jokemonkey that he started jokemonkey" What is the definition of "jokemonkey"?


sasquamptch

the name julien, bubble and ricky from trailer park boys use to say '[sasquatch]'

Instruction: "bubbles: hey ricky, i think theres a sasquamptch eating all are dope plants" What is the definition of "sasquamptch"?


conipshit

"a combination of the words in the phrase "conniption fit"  it is a hotheaded, hysterical, or crazy fit that involves yelling, throwing things, and strange body gyrations"

Instruction: "she's going to have a conipshit when she finds out" What is the definition of "conipshit"?


mizumaki simura

Context: mizumaki simura is so annoying

a chat room chick who is awesome and seems to be an anime character

Instruction: "mizumaki simura is so annoying" What is the definition of "mizumaki simura"?


brian deneke

march 9, 1978-december 12, 1997, brian deneke was a punk rocker from [amarillo], tx, who was murdered by jock dustin camp due to deneke's punk rock look

Instruction: "brian deneke was a good kid who was just living his life the way he wanted to" What is the definition of "brian deneke"?


easter bunny

a large creature from the forest of babalon, who sneeks into houses and lays eggs everywhere secretly

Instruction: "the easter bunny is coming tonight you know what that means stock up on your weapons" What is the definition of "easter bunny"?


easter bunny

Instruction: "i have to admit that i never believed in the easter bunny" What is the definition of "easter bunny"?


easter bunny

easter bunny, often referred to an imaginary character which delivered easter eggs to children also refers to the  rabbit eaten at the time of easter

Instruction: ""say steve, have you got your rabbit ready for easter yet? "that be a fine specimen of hare for that there luncheon, easter bunny sure tastes good" What is the definition of "easter bunny"?


easter bunny

a creepy creature that goes in all your rooms one night a year and distributes substances meant to slowly poison you over the course of your life

Instruction: "aunt bessie died of diabetes, must have been that easter bunny" What is the definition of "easter bunny"?


chuck taylors

Context: hi top or low top chuck taylors

old school sneakers that are super comfortable and go with anything

Instruction: "hi top or low top chuck taylors" What is the definition of "chuck taylors"?


chuck taylors

Context: the real chuck taylors

please, ignore all other definitions by other people

Instruction: "the real chuck taylors" What is the definition of "chuck taylors"?


chuck taylors

[chucks] [chuck taylor]  a very stylish brand of converse shoes that come in many different colored soles and canvas sides

Instruction: "i have 3 pairs of different colored chuck taylors with interesting laces in each of them" What is the definition of "chuck taylors"?


tacee

Context: tacee = blue scrubs

"tacee is a girl with a gorgeous body, blonde hair, big fake boobs and a tiny waist

Instruction: "tacee = blue scrubs" What is the definition of "tacee"?


dirty sprite

lean, sizzurp, drank, purp, in other words, its dat weak opiate drink that gets you chopped an screwed

Instruction: "my niggas gettin' right, smokin weed with dirty sprite" What is the definition of "dirty sprite"?


dirty sprite

Instruction: "future - dirty sprite  i'm on that pimp c" What is the definition of "dirty sprite"?


doylem

Context: jamie is a total and utter doylem

geordie word meaning a complete and utter idiot

Instruction: "jamie is a total and utter doylem" What is the definition of "doylem"?


bee in the nest

the strange incredibly sharp pain one might get after urinating, that just dosn't go away

Instruction: "right we're ready to go, got your ke- oh god - bee in the nest" What is the definition of "bee in the nest"?


butt weasel

Context: he's such a butt weasel

a person who weasels around in other peoples butts

Instruction: "he's such a butt weasel" What is the definition of "butt weasel"?


kukoc

a gang of crazy motherfuckers who reside in the northeast, are known to kill people at will

Instruction: "did u see that biy kukoc that nig with the bucycle seat" What is the definition of "kukoc"?


blood sucker

it is the act of using your teeth to remove a bloody tampon from a female's vagina while the woman is menstruating

Instruction: "i wanted to fuck my girl but she had her period so i had to pull a blood sucker" What is the definition of "blood sucker"?


blood sucker

it is the act of using your teeth to remove a bloody tampon from a female's vagina while the woman is menstruating

Instruction: "i wanted to fuck my girl but she had her period so i had to pull a blood sucker" What is the definition of "blood sucker"?


crafty wank

the act of masterbating in secret without anybody noticing

Instruction: "i saw a cracking looking girl on the sidewalk outside my house yesterday and couldn't resist knocking off a crafty wank from my bedroom as she stood there" What is the definition of "crafty wank"?


bag of forks

term used to describe a woman who is so [thin] that her bones jut out of her skin

Instruction: "man, she was so [skinny] it was like [fucking] a bag of forks" What is the definition of "bag of forks"?


chidul

Context: you little chidul

Instruction: "you little chidul" What is the definition of "chidul"?


captain moonrays

a being from another world who slays women on a dailly basis

Instruction: "obama currently has the title of captain moonrays as he has slayed many women in his time" What is the definition of "captain moonrays"?


curtis ward

"one of three guitarists from the british, heavy metal/deathcore group bring me the horizon (bmth) sometimes called a posser or sellout by douches but obviously isnt

Instruction: "i saw curtis ward during the kerrang day of rock" What is the definition of "curtis ward"?


curtis ward

from south [yorkshire], curtis is the guitarist in british band [bring me the horizon]

Instruction: "person 1: who's the guitarist in bmth who's going deaf? person 2: oh, that's curtis ward" What is the definition of "curtis ward"?


bombones

Context: look at the bombones on that female

Instruction: "look at the bombones on that female" What is the definition of "bombones"?


big tucky

being so tucky , so wack , so silly , so stupid

Instruction: "dude your big tucky , bruce lee would totally kick tony jaa's bitch ass" What is the definition of "big tucky"?


brextc

Context: brextc only belongs in the mardi gras,

Instruction: "brextc only belongs in the mardi gras," What is the definition of "brextc"?


cheebies

Instruction: "my cheebies are feeling especially perky today" What is the definition of "cheebies"?


black out with your sack out

verb- the act of blacking out with ones sack out

Instruction: "yo [brew] lets get some [brews] and black out with your sack out" What is the definition of "black out with your sack out"?


5 kings

smoking, drinking, sucking, fucking, licking  not necesarily limited to 5 but otherwise would be known as the kings of indecency, usually involved in a good friday night

Instruction: ""what did you do on friday? "wow it was crazy, all the 5 kings were there" What is the definition of "5 kings"?


clownpassage

Instruction: "send in the clowns, through the clownpassage" What is the definition of "clownpassage"?


bondage party

either: a bonding party for 6th formers, english slang

Instruction: "either: hey you checking out that bondage party next week at the sun inn? i hear the tickets are only �2" What is the definition of "bondage party"?


[foo foo]

another definition to sexually stimulate one's self in a non aggressive manner

Instruction: "i reached my hand down south and i started to [foo foo] as i was watching two people make passionate love" What is the definition of "[foo foo]"?


[foo foo]

another definition to sexually stimulate one's self in a non aggressive manner

Instruction: "i reached my hand down south and i started to [foo foo] as i was watching two people make passionate love" What is the definition of "[foo foo]"?


b-diddy

Instruction: "b-diddy will be a mvp this year, for sure" What is the definition of "b-diddy"?


b-diddy

a wanna be rockstar of the scene-whore variety

Instruction: "b-diddy always ran drive thru late nights at taco bell" What is the definition of "b-diddy"?


bumderhead

bumderhead :  1 : a stranger or friend who has done something stupid  2 : something to call someone who insults you

Instruction: ""1 : " friends trips over a stick" what a bumderhead  2: mom : do you chores  kid : noooo, you bumderhead" What is the definition of "bumderhead"?


humancentric

Context: example humancentric adj; 1

Instruction: "example humancentric adj; 1" What is the definition of "humancentric"?


nuttin'

Instruction: "person: hey there, whatcha doing? gay person: oh, nuttin' (if you know what i mean" What is the definition of "nuttin'"?


nuttin'

Context: i got nuttin' to fuckin' eat

Instruction: "i got nuttin' to fuckin' eat" What is the definition of "nuttin'"?


brookin it

when a girl (or guy) completely swallows the penis during oral sex like heather brooke the american pornstar

Instruction: "that chick i took home last night was brookin it for hours" What is the definition of "brookin it"?


clarknova

Context: <lethargic_> god i love clarknova

a bitter, hardened irc veteran that serves as a frightening nodal point in the collective unconscious mind

Instruction: "<lethargic_> god i love clarknova" What is the definition of "clarknova"?


clarknova

an eloquent & logically sound if somewhat left of centre justification for revolution or radical change to the status quo

Instruction: "when you put it that way, it's a straightforward clarknova" What is the definition of "clarknova"?


holiest of holies

Instruction: "i sure want to get a piece of her holiest of holies" What is the definition of "holiest of holies"?


gcn

an acronymn for the nintendo console, gamecube

Instruction: "girl: i just bought a gcn guy: only tarts use acronymns, dork girl:" What is the definition of "gcn"?


alfresco sex

sex outside, under the stars   fuck outside where anyone could see you

Instruction: "i was camping, and me and my girl had the best alfresco sex ever" What is the definition of "alfresco sex"?


canada goose

a loose, promiscuous woman of the north woods who is known for sexual prowess amongst current and former logging towns

Instruction: "dude, our boy ronnie totally bagged a canada goose last night" What is the definition of "canada goose"?


Context: in the year 20xx everyone plays fox

the year when something becomes completely optimized due to being so far into the future

Instruction: "in the year 20xx everyone plays fox" What is the definition of "20xx"?


you bet your ass

Context: you bet your ass i banged her

Instruction: "you bet your ass i banged her" What is the definition of "you bet your ass"?


drash

a rash, or sore in the shape of a horizontal line on the inside of upper and lower lips that a girl with braces gets after sucking dick

Instruction: "she sucked my dick last night, but said she'll never do it again because of the awful drash that she got" What is the definition of "drash"?


drash

Context: drash & burn jester's dead

rash refers to the aftermath of rawdogging activity, while d refers to the male sexual organ

Instruction: "drash & burn jester's dead" What is the definition of "drash"?


breastalgia

to remember or reflect upon a set of breasts which were of outstanding quality

Instruction: "i saw the girl fight video by brook valentine for the first time in a few years and experienced some breastalgia" What is the definition of "breastalgia"?


ego-nerd

Instruction: "he's an ego-nerd , still a virgin in his 40's" What is the definition of "ego-nerd"?


bottom feeding

Instruction: "   hey you little bitch flip over so i can put my face in your ass and do some bottom feeding" What is the definition of "bottom feeding"?


bottom feeding

finding out you lied and feeding the information to others

Instruction: "cathy was bottom feeding information about justin" What is the definition of "bottom feeding"?


all over the shop

Instruction: "i've been all over the shop this morning and i can't find her anywhere" What is the definition of "all over the shop"?


all over the shop

Context: 'man he was all over the shop

when you're physically scattered, uncoordinated, unorganised etc

Instruction: "'man he was all over the shop" What is the definition of "all over the shop"?


tamagotchi

a virtual pet simulator of an alien lifeform that crash landed on earth in eggs

Instruction: "i as much care as i could of my tamagotchi and it turned into a dog" What is the definition of "tamagotchi"?


tamagotchi

a little electronic keychain with an animal on it

Instruction: "this fucking tamagotchi is messing with my mind" What is the definition of "tamagotchi"?


tamagotchi

Context: dude, that kid has a tamagotchi

Instruction: "dude, that kid has a tamagotchi" What is the definition of "tamagotchi"?


tamagotchi

Context: tamagotchi (tom, ah got ye)

something a [hillbilly] shouts when he catches someone named tom

Instruction: "tamagotchi (tom, ah got ye)" What is the definition of "tamagotchi"?


tamagotchi

tamagotchi's are were cool, weren't cool, cool again

Instruction: "aw crap my tamagotchi just took a dump again" What is the definition of "tamagotchi"?


pandy

Context: he is such a pandy

an extremely cute cuddly panda that enjoys hugs and vows to learn kung-fu to become its idol: pomessi

Instruction: "he is such a pandy" What is the definition of "pandy"?


pandy

a unique family comprised of extremely intelligent and attractive people who love good food and are extremely good at eating indian food

Instruction: ""of course she got into oxford, she's a pandy" What is the definition of "pandy"?


pandy

a slang term for the [in the groove] song [pandemonium], composed by zigzag

Instruction: "person 1: i finally passed pandy expert with a c" What is the definition of "pandy"?


pandy

a short, awesome girl who is insanely smart

Instruction: "peterick: pandy rocks like the golgi apparatus" What is the definition of "pandy"?


pandy

referring to sexual relations with another man, woman or animal

Instruction: "man i'm gagging for a bit of pandy of the bronagh right now" What is the definition of "pandy"?


pandy

"a "pandy" is a handjob from an asian or someone with comparably small hands

Instruction: "she/he gave me the best pandy while i was driving i have ever had" What is the definition of "pandy"?


pandy

Context: that woman in irc in pandy

hot chick who likes cars and computers  bootylicious

Instruction: "that woman in irc in pandy" What is the definition of "pandy"?


pandy

referring to sexual relations with a man, woman or animal

Instruction: "man, i'm gagging for a bit of pandy off josephine tonight" What is the definition of "pandy"?


pandy

the act of crashing your car in a manner than the car rolls over and onto it's roof

Instruction: ""oh my god dude, did you see that guy pandy his car? "yeah man, the damn thing rolled into that fence" What is the definition of "pandy"?


arly

Context: [youre flirting like an arly

Instruction: "[youre flirting like an arly" What is the definition of "arly"?


temple of the golden no no

a womens vagina, aka her cunt, cooch, finger hut, fish taco, etc

Instruction: "sarah wouldn't let me touch her temple of the golden no no" What is the definition of "temple of the golden no no"?


ashevegas

slang term used for the city of asheville located in the southern appalachian mountains of western north carolina

Instruction: "we're cruising up to ashevegas to catch the warren haynes christmas jam this weekend" What is the definition of "ashevegas"?


break the ice

to end or avoid an awkward situation by starting a conversation with someone about something

Instruction: "if you start to feel weird or uncomfortable at the party tonight, try to think of something to break the ice" What is the definition of "break the ice"?


break the ice

Instruction: ""(attempt to break the ice after a large argument has ended between two people) "man these ribs are awesome" What is the definition of "break the ice"?


break the ice

to get to know a person or people by avoiding awkwardness

Instruction: "this is an opportune time to break the ice" What is the definition of "break the ice"?


boo ta ta

Context: holler at your katie boo ta ta

a 'term of endearment' if you will expressed when one wants anothers attention

Instruction: "holler at your katie boo ta ta" What is the definition of "boo ta ta"?


boshrooyeh

is a small town in the south of khorasan of islamic republic of iran

Instruction: "( بشرویه ) or boshrooyeh is the birthplace and maternal land of dr" What is the definition of "boshrooyeh"?


bus nuts

Instruction: "yo blood i bus nuts on that chicks top lip" What is the definition of "bus nuts"?


dutch kiss

Instruction: "- the dutch kiss between madonna and britney was inspiring" What is the definition of "dutch kiss"?


dutch kiss

giving your guy the benefit of a very passionate kiss while you're being worked on and brought to climax by another

Instruction: "kieth could tell from the intensity of sylvia's dutch kiss that she was very close to orgasm from kevin's fine tongue work" What is the definition of "dutch kiss"?


dutch kiss

a kiss given after oral sex, from one partner to the other, where which, the male ejaculate is swapped from mouth to mouth

Instruction: "-lucy gave me a dutch kiss the other night" What is the definition of "dutch kiss"?


elmwood park

Context: we all live in elmwood park

Instruction: "we all live in elmwood park" What is the definition of "elmwood park"?


elmwood park

Context: elmwood park

where there is a new experience everyday

Instruction: "elmwood park" What is the definition of "elmwood park"?


elmwood park

Context: elmwood park is so lame

Instruction: "elmwood park is so lame" What is the definition of "elmwood park"?


elmwood park

Instruction: "all the bitch aberzombies live in elmwood park" What is the definition of "elmwood park"?


american airlined

when you sneak up on someone sleeping on a flight, and masturbate in his/her hair

Instruction: "i totally american airlined that chick in 17b" What is the definition of "american airlined"?


dichter scale

the current 10-point scale of a girl's looks, only taking into account her [dickableness]

Instruction: "that chick so ugly, she a negative five on the dichter scale" What is the definition of "dichter scale"?


a nofar

a nofar is when the girl deep throats the man so much that she pukes onto the penis

Instruction: "hey man i got so drunk last night me and that girl did a nofar" What is the definition of "a nofar"?


canary clap

after sex, a male wipes his hand in his semen

Instruction: "if i don't get to do a canary clap with some skank tonight this night would be a failure" What is the definition of "canary clap"?


beat chick

Instruction: "hey groovy beat chick wanna get naked and smoke some reefer?" What is the definition of "beat chick"?


analgoblin

an anus dwelling troll that constantly scares the living shit out of you

Instruction: "a french man says wow my dear whats that in your asshole? dutch lady replies its just my analgoblin no worries hes like a natural laxative" What is the definition of "analgoblin"?


full-on pata-chub

a massive, throbbing [chub] brought on by experiencing patagonia with any of the five senses

Instruction: "ben linked me to the m's capilene 4 expedition weight 1/4-zip hoody; i was instantly at full-on pata-chub" What is the definition of "full-on pata-chub"?


playful jab

a word to make punching someone hard sound fun and silly

Instruction: "my brother described punching me while i was on the computer chair and making me fly across the room as just a playful jab" What is the definition of "playful jab"?


bum baby

Context: man, i just did a massive bum baby

Instruction: "man, i just did a massive bum baby" What is the definition of "bum baby"?


darker than the inside of a cow

Instruction: "that cave is darker than the inside of a cow" What is the definition of "darker than the inside of a cow"?


boosums

Context: i like toughing those boosums in action

Instruction: "i like toughing those boosums in action" What is the definition of "boosums"?


big al

Instruction: "big al said to fire the laser before you fuck the shit" What is the definition of "big al"?


big al

a self-assumed name for a saucy little blond demon with man abs

Instruction: "damn that big al over there is beasting it on the soccer field with those man abs" What is the definition of "big al"?


big al

Instruction: "i shagged brad pitt last night, he was no big al but he was ok" What is the definition of "big al"?


big al

a reliable, friendly and portly african american weather man who fell into some money as reparations for black slavery

Instruction: "[chuck taylor]: oh big al seriously whats the forecast for the tri-state area?  big al: oh i don't know chuck" What is the definition of "big al"?


big al

a big fat fuck that eats his jizz and fingers his dogs butthole daily

Instruction: ""he's so gay he almost reaches big al level" What is the definition of "big al"?


big al

Context: big al is a good looking kind friend

Instruction: "big al is a good looking kind friend" What is the definition of "big al"?


big al

a character found in the pans, mainly associated with a jordan

Instruction: "a sick sick bastard of a man called big al mainly found in his bed pummeling himself" What is the definition of "big al"?


aqualeta

Instruction: "dang that girl aqualeta the only one to get the job done , these no one to cover for her" What is the definition of "aqualeta"?


boxzema

when a man applies noxzema to a woman's vagina and uses an electric fan to heighten the pleasure

Instruction: "i bet he is totally going to boxzema that bitch tonight" What is the definition of "boxzema"?


cuddlefish

Context: i love you cuddlefish

someone that you love and can cuddle with all day/night long

Instruction: "i love you cuddlefish" What is the definition of "cuddlefish"?


cuddlefish

oderus urungus's huge prosthetic wang dangling between his legs

Instruction: "oderus's cuddlefish busted all over the crowd" What is the definition of "cuddlefish"?


attaches

Instruction: "his attaches are so fluffy, there are like air balloons" What is the definition of "attaches"?


chocolate sombrero

when a person shits while riding a chindo, leaving the shit in the shape of a sombrero

Instruction: "after making love for an hour, she handed me the [chindo] and told me she wanted to give me a chocolate sombrero" What is the definition of "chocolate sombrero"?


chocolate sombrero

standing over a girls head and leaving a hot steaming turd on the top of her head after she finished giving you oral sex while on her knees

Instruction: "your mom was on her knees giving a sick bj and once i nutted, i stood over her and left her the gift of a chocolate sombrero" What is the definition of "chocolate sombrero"?


briana asumani

Context: that girl is an briana asumani

she is a very beautiful girl who is always cheesing in her pics

Instruction: "that girl is an briana asumani" What is the definition of "briana asumani"?


beakleaker

Context: she is such a beakleaker

Instruction: "she is such a beakleaker" What is the definition of "beakleaker"?


arkansas chrome

duct tape, often used to hold loose parts onto an old car

Instruction: "my '73 vega had both bumpers done up in shiny new arkansas chrome" What is the definition of "arkansas chrome"?


bestory

bestory is when best friends have a history between them that noone else knows, hence bestory

Instruction: "what's the deal between you and that girl? oh, we have bestory" What is the definition of "bestory"?


dinara

dinara is the awesomest friend someone can have: sweet, caring, and stays with you when times get rough

Instruction: "dinara is such a good friend that i wrote a definition of her on urban dictionary" What is the definition of "dinara"?


crappycrap

Instruction: "the movies they make nowadays are just crappycrap" What is the definition of "crappycrap"?


debra tait

Instruction: "dude his mom is so hott, she looks like debra tait" What is the definition of "debra tait"?


dead eyes

when a woman is deepthroating a man and looking up into his eyes

Instruction: "man1: dude how was it last night?? man2: her dead eyes where amazing" What is the definition of "dead eyes"?


dead eyes

when a woman is deepthroating a man and looking up into his eyes

Instruction: "man1: dude how was it last night?? man2: her dead eyes where amazing" What is the definition of "dead eyes"?


crab apple mcnasties

a slang term commonly given to a grouchy individual, particularly to young spoiled children or women on their rags

Instruction: "mary has the crab apple mcnasties today; she's such a bitch" What is the definition of "crab apple mcnasties"?


fojaxed

the act of becoming jacked up or screwed up

Instruction: "my car was fojaxed after the accident on friday" What is the definition of "fojaxed"?


ass haze

Instruction: "dude, whats up with the ass haze in here?  i cant breath" What is the definition of "ass haze"?


blukittygeek

a nerdy girl who looks like a virgin, but has sex secretly with teachers in order to pass college

Instruction: "stanley: see that girl courtney over there?  george: yeah what about her?  stanley: i hear she is a blukittygeek" What is the definition of "blukittygeek"?


centennial highschool

Context: centennial highschool

a shitty ass school where a bunch of morons teach, and some how make the students even more retarded

Instruction: "centennial highschool" What is the definition of "centennial highschool"?


butthole pleasures

Context: life is not about butthole pleasures

Instruction: "life is not about butthole pleasures" What is the definition of "butthole pleasures"?


butthole pleasures

when someone gives you pleasure in the butt

Instruction: "tonight i am going to give anna some butthole pleasures" What is the definition of "butthole pleasures"?


butthole pleasures

when a male or female receives pleasure in the area in which they deficate

Instruction: "chris mclean and marko babic seemed to give all the bitches in town butthole pleasures with their dipping sticks" What is the definition of "butthole pleasures"?


european sharking

Instruction: "damn european sharking got me again, time to bust out the industrial strength shampoo" What is the definition of "european sharking"?


comprazy

Context: that bitch is comprazy

"a combination of the words "completely" and "crazy" to get an added affect"

Instruction: "that bitch is comprazy" What is the definition of "comprazy"?


fartzeug

to describe someone who is an absolute idiot

Instruction: "hannah has just tripped over her own feet, she's such a fartzeug" What is the definition of "fartzeug"?


what a human has done who thinks the only meaning of life is to make more life

Instruction: "heather's grandmother bred like a nymphomaniac rabbit on viagra" What is the definition of "bred like a nymphomaniac rabbit on viagra"?


gsbi

Instruction: "when bruce awoke and looked at geoff, he realized he had fallen for gsbi" What is the definition of "gsbi"?


brucelee04 is the act of bullying a person of lower skill level than you and a group of your friends into submission on an online multi-player game

Instruction: "on halo3, team slayer, player on the opposing team, skill level 1, rank recruit, gang up on him, 4 on 1 and beat him to death while exclaiming brucelee04" What is the definition of "brucelee04"?


bitter sweet

Context: my girls bitter sweet

Instruction: "my girls bitter sweet" What is the definition of "bitter sweet"?


copperbox

Instruction: "who was that copperbox in the hannibal movie?" What is the definition of "copperbox"?


carbio

Context: do you do cardio?  no i do carbio

doing the opposite of cardio, usually entails drinking beer, eating nachos, and sitting around

Instruction: "do you do cardio?  no i do carbio" What is the definition of "carbio"?


halfdecent

Context: bob is halfdecent

Instruction: "bob is halfdecent" What is the definition of "halfdecent"?


blunket

the act of ejaculating in another's eyes so that they are unable to see

Instruction: "i gave her such a blunket last night she mistook her tampon for a ciggy" What is the definition of "blunket"?


cindy

Context: man that cat is so cindy  totally cindy

cindy is used to describe a thing of perfection

Instruction: "man that cat is so cindy  totally cindy" What is the definition of "cindy "?


bambeauty

Context: damn melly, you're like, bambeauty

bam beauty is when someones so beautiful its like bam in your face

Instruction: "damn melly, you're like, bambeauty" What is the definition of "bambeauty"?


angry walrus

after spunking in a girl's mouth, you pinch the center of her two lips together and hold her nose

Instruction: "that bitch looks like an angry walrus after a night on the cock" What is the definition of "angry walrus"?


civac

a riced out or ghetto version of the honda civic

Instruction: "my civac got 192k on it, no a/c and the cv joints click in every turn, but it still gets 45 mpg" What is the definition of "civac"?


ham candle

the male genetalia,commonly referred to as penis,shlong,dick,wang,johnson,pork sword,prick,bologna pony,cock,boner,woody,uncle dillie,banana stick,cucumber lumber

Instruction: "my wife once said to me,stewart put that 12 inch ham candle in my wet gaping vagina" What is the definition of "ham candle"?


beastlystoll

Instruction: "beastlystoll gave money to the children in africa" What is the definition of "beastlystoll"?


bunk tuesday

"the day immediately before welfare day when your bank acccount is bone dry and your cupboards are bare

Instruction: "i wanted to take my mother out to lunch but we had to scrounge for food in a dumpster behind robin's donuts because it was bunk tuesday" What is the definition of "bunk tuesday"?


black panda

a person that is like a shadow that wont leave u like another word for stalker

Instruction: "jon: man this girl wont stop following me, what a black panda" What is the definition of "black panda"?


lurking ass nigga

synonoms: david huang, hb, kuo-kai huang

Instruction: "david's friends called him a lurking ass nigga because he never replys to the group chat" What is the definition of "lurking ass nigga"?


amalganot

Instruction: "we were going to [amalgamate], but we decided to amalganot" What is the definition of "amalganot"?


dutchy

Instruction: "in the hood, you can roll a fat dutchy of [schwag] for about $5" What is the definition of "dutchy"?


dutchy

Context: pass tha dutchy on tha left hand side

Instruction: "pass tha dutchy on tha left hand side" What is the definition of "dutchy"?


dutchy

Instruction: "neal's house was very dutchy looking after manuel threw trash all over the lawn" What is the definition of "dutchy"?


scuzlum

a scruffy,dirty lookin hoodlum you find in the streets

Instruction: "hey look at that scuzlum mutha fucka drinkin dat 40 under tha bridge" What is the definition of "scuzlum"?


brain rape

daily events that are so extreme, it feels like they are raping your brain

Instruction: "i can only take so much of hearing about nicole's sex life and drama before it feels like she is committing brain rape" What is the definition of "brain rape"?


brain rape

daily events that are so extreme, it feels like they are raping your brain

Instruction: "i can only take so much of hearing about nicole's sex life and drama before it feels like she is committing brain rape" What is the definition of "brain rape"?


cleaginning

the proposed clearing of streets on a university campus which, like the announced snow day, proved to be a lie

Instruction: "the colorado school of mines facilities team will still cleaginning around 4:30 am" What is the definition of "cleaginning"?


farfanuganshnoogandoogan

a thing that doesnt exist or an annoying person

Instruction: ""these are not fries, these are farfanuganshnoogandoogan  "don't be such an annoying farfanuganshnoogandoogan""" What is the definition of "farfanuganshnoogandoogan"?


calisto

Context: girl1: hey look it's calisto omg omg

a nice handsome person, maybe named after jupiter's moon callisto

Instruction: "girl1: hey look it's calisto omg omg" What is the definition of "calisto"?


catspam

unnecessary pictures of cats on the internet

Instruction: "all i see on my facebook and instagram is catspam from my friends" What is the definition of "catspam"?


boner genocide

the act of being so repulsed the thought or ability of getting a boner is impossible

Instruction: "when two ton tammy, tina the talking tummy and her friends started puking and the stench filled the room, boner genocide was had by all" What is the definition of "boner genocide"?


apostrophisize

Instruction: "in this term paper, you need to apostrophisize something, as i said is one of the requirements" What is the definition of "apostrophisize"?


casmine

a completely super ultra weird being that may or may not be an alien in disguise of a human worm ! also hellishly random

Instruction: "she's so casmine , she probably doesnt have a bellybutton" What is the definition of "casmine"?


abstinence only education

one of the few kinds of education that actually supports withholding knowledge

Instruction: "abstinence only education is like taking driver's ed and having them tell you not to drive" What is the definition of "abstinence only education"?


clam piece

another glorious term for a woman's hoohaa, more formally known as the vagina

Instruction: ""boy: "what is wrong?" girl: "there is sand in my clam piece and it's itchy" What is the definition of "clam piece"?


brokeback mountaineering

looking for a gay partner in the woods, on a mountain, etc

Instruction: "gay guy: hey girl, i went brokeback mountaineering the other day and i found a great new partner" What is the definition of "brokeback mountaineering"?


cellebrity

a cell phone user who thinks he or she is a famous person

Instruction: "i overheard that cellebrity next to me talking loudly about one inanity or another, but i should have just ignored it" What is the definition of "cellebrity"?


cellebrity

a cell phone user who thinks he or she is a famous person

Instruction: "i overheard that cellebrity next to me talking loudly about one inanity or another, but i should have just ignored it" What is the definition of "cellebrity"?


breganos maccos bratus

Context: breganos maccos bratus was a milesian

celtic king of galicia, also known as breoghan macbratha

Instruction: "breganos maccos bratus was a milesian" What is the definition of "breganos maccos bratus"?


green with envy

wishing very much that you had what someone else has

Instruction: "sharon's going off to the south of france for three weeks and we're all green with envy" What is the definition of "green with envy"?


ennew

"ennew or "jesus" is the term used that describes someone that looks like jesus

Instruction: ""hey look at ennew hes so amazing  "(christian extremists)son of a bitch" What is the definition of "ennew"?


coyoles

spanish word used to define the men�s genital

Instruction: "hey little boy clean my bedroom, suck my coyoles" What is the definition of "coyoles"?


chatitty

the combined of the words your(cha) breast(titty)

Instruction: "yo senequah zipp up your hoodie chatitty's hangin out, and that creepy guy from the hunting department of walmart is stairing at chatitty" What is the definition of "chatitty"?


crosswave

tobacco and weed mixed together and rolled into a joint

Instruction: "matt: hey joe, what did you use for this joint? joe: i didn't have enough weed so i used some tobacco to make a crosswave" What is the definition of "crosswave"?


frosty freeze

"the cold "mist" that comes out of a freezer door

Instruction: "(kids open freezer door) ooh, it's a frosty freeze" What is the definition of "frosty freeze"?


business transaction

[money] or [services] exchanged for [services] or [product]

Instruction: ""how'd the business transaction go last night? "good, i gave her 20 [bones] and she did a little [slob on my knob]""" What is the definition of "business transaction"?


g string

Context: i broke a g string fingering a minor

Instruction: "i broke a g string fingering a minor" What is the definition of "g string"?


g string

Instruction: "that g string is the reason why flat ass and thongs do not go together" What is the definition of "g string"?


logarithm

mathmatical process by which a shit/corn ratio is aquired

Instruction: "shannon- hey i am eating corn tim- maybe you will shit some out dan- ill get my calculator so we can logarithm afterwards" What is the definition of "logarithm"?


logarithm

(mathematics) a function of numbers that are the root of a base

Instruction: "a logarithm is the inverse of an [exponential function]" What is the definition of "logarithm"?


logarithm

the most crappy (c-rrrr-aaaa-p-eeee) subject in the world

Instruction: "me: i have been trying to understand this logarithm crap with its shitty tables for the past seven weeks" What is the definition of "logarithm"?


logarithm

mathmatical process by which a shit/corn ratio is aquired

Instruction: "shannon- hey i am eating corn tim- maybe you will shit some out dan- ill get my calculator so we can logarithm afterwards" What is the definition of "logarithm"?


logarithm

(mathematics) a function of numbers that are the root of a base

Instruction: "a logarithm is the inverse of an [exponential function]" What is the definition of "logarithm"?


logarithm

the most crappy (c-rrrr-aaaa-p-eeee) subject in the world

Instruction: "me: i have been trying to understand this logarithm crap with its shitty tables for the past seven weeks" What is the definition of "logarithm"?


avenue poodles

Instruction: "yo son, check out these avenue poodles struttin' our way" What is the definition of "avenue poodles"?


butt fleas

Context: the butt fleas are feasting

a constant irritation or itching in the ass

Instruction: "the butt fleas are feasting" What is the definition of "butt fleas"?


ghms

"acronym for "go home, masturbate, sleep

Instruction: ""hey erin, you dtf?  "not really, i think i'm just gonna ghms" What is the definition of "ghms"?


anglo guilt

deep shame arising in europeans and european-americans for the legacy of [racism] and [colonialism], often accompanied by a fervent desire to make amends or justify previous reparations

Instruction: "my grandmother says that some of our ancestors were native americans, but that might just be anglo guilt" What is the definition of "anglo guilt"?


carbon assprint

to leave a carbon assprint:flatulance or farts that are bad to the ozone layer because of methane

Instruction: "i left an epic carbon assprint after that taco yesterday" What is the definition of "carbon assprint"?


carbon assprint

to leave a carbon assprint:flatulance or farts that are bad to the ozone layer because of methane

Instruction: "i totally left a carbon assprint after that taco last night" What is the definition of "carbon assprint"?


facebook thumb

it is the tumb up button used in facebook chat that is only used for sarcastic purposes

Instruction: "fb'er 1:saw a cow today fb'er 2: 👍 fb'er 1: ahh not the facebook thumb" What is the definition of "facebook thumb"?


awesome sauce

Instruction: "the new iron man movie was awesome sauce" What is the definition of "awesome sauce"?


awesome sauce

Instruction: "the new iron man movie was awesome sauce" What is the definition of "awesome sauce"?


awesome sauce

Instruction: "the new iron man movie was awesome sauce" What is the definition of "awesome sauce"?


greek life

Instruction: "greek life sucks, why should you pay for your friends when you can just pay for your alcohol and drink with your friends?" What is the definition of "greek life"?


block game

the act of circling the street blocks in a city in the search of a parking spot

Instruction: ""bob "sorry i am late boss" boss "why are you late" bob "cause i couldn't find a parking spot and had to play the block game till i found one" What is the definition of "block game"?


calanthriscopicalimous

Context: you calanthriscopicalimous being

Instruction: "you calanthriscopicalimous being" What is the definition of "calanthriscopicalimous"?


calanthriscopicalimous

Context: you calanthriscopicalimous being

a stupid lazy person who doesn't believe in smoking

Instruction: "you calanthriscopicalimous being" What is the definition of "calanthriscopicalimous"?


aim tard

someone who doesn't know what they are doing on aol's instant messaging program

Instruction: "man collette, can't you figure out how to join our group chat?  you're such an aim tard" What is the definition of "aim tard"?


campbell high school

a public school which is known for having an open environment with no fences

Instruction: "person 1: what school is that? person 2: thats campbell high school person 1: really, it looks really nice" What is the definition of "campbell high school"?


poelody

term invented by bettina gold wilkerson (aka poet gold) which describes a spoken word poem that contains lyrical/melodic phrasing and can be accompanied by music

Instruction: ""gold's spoken word poem, "so high", is a poelody about addiction and broken dreams that captivates the attention of all who hear it"" What is the definition of "poelody"?


cock pick

Instruction: "john set a good cock pick at that party last night, he really distracted mike from hooking up with your girl" What is the definition of "cock pick"?


aphy

Context: aphy can sneeze with his eyes open

Instruction: "aphy can sneeze with his eyes open" What is the definition of "aphy"?


mahaba

Context: mahaba is my best friend

mahaba is the sweetest person you will meet

Instruction: "mahaba is my best friend" What is the definition of "mahaba"?


balls it off

to hide something near your balls because the police can't search you there

Instruction: "ive got some weed  well balls it off then" What is the definition of "balls it off"?


bread slicers

Context: oh my god, look at those bread slicers

Instruction: "oh my god, look at those bread slicers" What is the definition of "bread slicers"?


an area code in canada where ludicris keeps some of his hoes

Instruction: "i've got hoes in different area codes, 808 202 396 204" What is the definition of "204"?


Context: q:where u from? a:bunk ass 204 area

area code for winnipeg, mb canada area codes are often used to represent where your from

Instruction: "q:where u from? a:bunk ass 204 area" What is the definition of "204"?


anthony rossomando

guitarist in the dirty pretty things, alongside carl barat, didz hammond, and gary powell

Instruction: "anthony rossomando is a tree-climbing guitar god" What is the definition of "anthony rossomando"?