cho seung-hui

the person that killed 32 students at the virgina tech college

Instruction: "cho seung-hui must be in shame for killing all those students" What is the definition of "cho seung-hui"?


cho seung-hui

korean virginia tech student responsible for killing 33 fellow students (including himself) on april 16th

Instruction: "cho seung-hui went on the worst school shooting the us has ever seen" What is the definition of "cho seung-hui"?


cho seung-hui

"23 year old korean at virginia tech who took the lives of 32 students as well as himself on 4/16/07

Instruction: ""who's that korean bastard who killed those poor students at vt? "fucking cho seung-hui" What is the definition of "cho seung-hui"?


bd in the tc

Instruction: "last night sheryl let me go bd in the tc" What is the definition of "bd in the tc"?


chonkalicious

Context: damn that girl is so chonkalicious

Instruction: "damn that girl is so chonkalicious" What is the definition of "chonkalicious"?


brexton

Context: i got my hair designed by brexton today

name of a famous hairstylist, from the 21st century, often reffered to as brek

Instruction: "i got my hair designed by brexton today" What is the definition of "brexton"?


ajhuma

a declaration of extreme (devotion),a ritual of (faith)

Instruction: "as the monk recited the mantra with articulated perfection, his ajhuma overpowered the group of disbelivers and they began to sway in unison" What is the definition of "ajhuma"?


jinge

Instruction: "that guy is a sexy jinge aka jason molloy" What is the definition of "jinge"?


felch belch

a warm, gurgling belch that regurgitates the semen swallowed from felching

Instruction: "while a felch belch can be experienced by anyone who partakes in the act of felching, it is most common in the gay world" What is the definition of "felch belch"?


felch belch

the external ejection of stomach gasses, post ingestion of anally rebutted ejaculate

Instruction: "andy, what the hell have you been eating, or is that your felch belch striking its gaseous pose once more?" What is the definition of "felch belch"?


felch belch

Context: darren enjoys a good felch belch

Instruction: "darren enjoys a good felch belch" What is the definition of "felch belch"?


jim crow balls

"to perform a "69" with a man and/or woman while the other partner will whip your nuts as you are pleasuring them

Instruction: ""dude my nuts hurt like hell, my friend cletus gave me old fashioned jim crow balls and i couldn't sit up straight for hours" What is the definition of "jim crow balls"?


asuna

Context: my dog is like an asuna

asuna is a loving girl, who would do anything for the person she loves more than anything

Instruction: "my dog is like an asuna" What is the definition of "asuna"?


asuna

Context: asuna is awesome

asuna is smart beatuiful girl who is first shy but then real cool and she has big tits

Instruction: "asuna is awesome" What is the definition of "asuna"?


assconsin

derogatory word for the state of wisconsin

Instruction: ""you coming to milwaukee this weekend? "no, i won't step foot in assconsin again" What is the definition of "assconsin"?


awesometasticaliciously

Instruction: "i sleep awesometasticaliciously well when it rains" What is the definition of "awesometasticaliciously"?


dickens cider jugs

Instruction: "when larry came home after a long, hard day at work, he told his girlfriend tiffany that he needed his dickens cider jugs to take his mind off the stress" What is the definition of "dickens cider jugs"?


stacktanacious

to not only be hot, but to be a level or multiple levels above, also to have an amazing and or out of this word personality

Instruction: ""damn look at that girl right there she is so stacktanacious" What is the definition of "stacktanacious"?


anus-wise

Context: man i screwed jennifer hard, anus-wise

Instruction: "man i screwed jennifer hard, anus-wise" What is the definition of "anus-wise"?


olpunkassbitch

Instruction: "you olpunkassbitch get yo ass in that kitchen and cook me some damn greens" What is the definition of "olpunkassbitch"?


blue kegoh balls

when kegoh is masterbating and his mother walks in and catches him in act and does not let him finish, causing him blue balls(blue kegoh balls)

Instruction: "jerking off and you don't finish the job leaving you with blue kegoh balls" What is the definition of "blue kegoh balls"?


artsy sex

sex that is so passionate/ hot and heavy that sex becomes art-like

Instruction: "man, last nights sex on the bare floor with jamie was so hot and heavy that it was like totally artsy sex" What is the definition of "artsy sex"?


futurelicious

the kind of thing/person/experience that will or should become the norm in an ideal paradise vision of the future

Instruction: ""diggin it, you're sooo futurelicious baby "oh daddio, that too excellent pizza was the futurelicious" "i saw this car today man, it was so futurelicous…""" What is the definition of "futurelicious"?


botanik

Instruction: "he got grade 5 for all his subjects in school - what a botanik" What is the definition of "botanik"?


bahibak

arabiic saying for 'i love you' bahibak liturly means love you when in a sentence, ana bahibak shud me the correct way of saying itt wich means i love you

Instruction: "habibi plz dnt leev me ana bahibak (ana means i)" What is the definition of "bahibak"?


flucker

Context: he won the lottery, the flucker

Instruction: "he won the lottery, the flucker" What is the definition of "flucker"?


flucker

a motorist who does not maintain a constant speed on the freeway

Instruction: "i have passed that flucker five times now" What is the definition of "flucker"?


flucker

Instruction: "look at that flucker that flucker is fine i want that flucker in my bed" What is the definition of "flucker"?


hokum

Instruction: "cindy thought that i was spouting hokum when i told her that i would make her scream" What is the definition of "hokum"?


bacteria enema

when an automatic flush toilet flushes before you have a chance to finish, therefor spraying the filthy toilet water up into your ass

Instruction: ""guy 1 "stupid auto flush toilet gave me a bacteria enema again" What is the definition of "bacteria enema"?


blurta

the blurta is another name for ones anus

Instruction: "if you dont shut up, i'm going to ram this ruler up your blurta" What is the definition of "blurta"?


buz moves

"slang for "business maneuvers," generally used by people who aspire to be in a respectable and profitable business venture, but are usually not in either

Instruction: ""she told me his away message is "paper chasin till 7, gym and then making buz moves" What is the definition of "buz moves"?


big shaufa

a rare breed of the human race that requires 18 hours of sleep, 2 cans of snuff, and a recliner/couch everyday

Instruction: ""hey is the big shaufa awake yet?  "it's only 12:00 pm, are you serious" What is the definition of "big shaufa"?


babumbabumba

Instruction: "man, did you see babumbabumba today?  man, she got those tit-a-es" What is the definition of "babumbabumba"?


5 percent rule

after you break up with someone, you are not allowed to mourn over the loss for more than 5% of your time being with them

Instruction: "the 5 percent rule goes like this: you can mourn over the loss of a boyfriend or girlfriend for no more of 5% iof the time being together (as previously stated)" What is the definition of "5 percent rule"?


k.-c.

kangaroo crew, a sick jumpstyle crew coming straight out of san diego

Instruction: "raver 1:did you see k.-c. at that rave last night?  raver 2:totally dude they're jumpstyle kicked ass" What is the definition of "k.-c."?


corn shark

Instruction: "i just released a corn shark back into the wild" What is the definition of "corn shark"?


assholatry

actions exemplifying those taken by an [asshole]

Instruction: "bouncers at clubs have mastered the art of assholatry" What is the definition of "assholatry"?


cousteau

making a disturbing discovery about a person's nether regions during the act of foreplay

Instruction: "dude, i was totally hittin it with that fit chick from the bar until all the sudden, bam a cousteau came outta nowhere" What is the definition of "cousteau"?


curby

Instruction: ""i saw curby walking in the hall and i was so proud to say "see her, she's my best friend""" What is the definition of "curby"?


curby

Context: beth your man's a curby

a nickname given to someone who should be dumpted on the curb like trash

Instruction: "beth your man's a curby" What is the definition of "curby"?


dumpf

a large, hefty stick found in a jamaican wood by the queen of england

Instruction: "i do believe her majesty's found a dumpf" What is the definition of "dumpf"?


strangling the pig

when a womans jeans are too low and her g-string is popping out of the top

Instruction: ""brian: "wow, did you see totti's g-banger at lunch today" jermain: "yeah man, she was strangling the pig that hard, how could anyone miss it?""" What is the definition of "strangling the pig"?


bundher keegant

Instruction: "you're a bundher keegant i heard a women fucked that bundher keegant" What is the definition of "bundher keegant"?


bum lee

an [anus] that is filled with [jello] or [pudding]

Instruction: "bum lee was seen in the computer cluster" What is the definition of "bum lee"?


booty school

referring to a woman's attractive rear end

Instruction: "you that girl is fine, she must have went to booty school" What is the definition of "booty school"?


blarghle

Context: blarghle

to be extremely annoyed or angered to where you say a strange combination of letters which leads down to the blarghle statement

Instruction: "blarghle" What is the definition of "blarghle"?


bwi

Instruction: "greg: hey you still seein your lady friend? clyde: naah, that crackhead's a bwi" What is the definition of "bwi"?


bwi

bwi stands for browsing while intoxicated

Instruction: "clinton: what are you doing? wanna come over to my place to watch some tv  santosh: sorry but i am bwi" What is the definition of "bwi"?


bwi

Context: tim and eric is really bwi

Instruction: "tim and eric is really bwi" What is the definition of "bwi"?


biobling

Context: cute? dude, she's pure biobling

a compellingly desirable or otherwise attractive biological entity or being

Instruction: "cute? dude, she's pure biobling" What is the definition of "biobling"?


camp mgmt

Instruction: "jane: hey guys is camp mgmt out yet? everyone: hhahaahahhahahahahahahahahahahah you're funny" What is the definition of "camp mgmt"?


arlington, tn

Instruction: "i would go out tonight but i'm afraid anyone from arlington, tn will see me and personally make sure my parents find out" What is the definition of "arlington, tn"?


deepz

a really amazing, talented girl, who could mean the world to anyone

Instruction: "wow, deepz is amazing, she is so fun to be around" What is the definition of "deepz"?


bro down

Instruction: "john had a blister on his foot that explains the 2nd place ribbon and the bro down effort" What is the definition of "bro down"?


chronognger

<noun> when one person looks like another person, only if they were younger or older

Instruction: "did you see the chronognger i mentioned to you earlier? he looks like my math teacher at 22" What is the definition of "chronognger"?


carnival triumph

a [ship] in which every [deck] is a [poop deck]

Instruction: "guy 1: my wife and i took a cruise on the carnival triumph last summer" What is the definition of "carnival triumph"?


brocifier

Instruction: "yo john use to be so cool, but ever since he's been goin out with that katie girl, he's become a total brocifier" What is the definition of "brocifier"?


brocifier

Instruction: "yo john use to be so cool, but ever since he's been goin out with that katie girl, he's become a total brocifier" What is the definition of "brocifier"?


glorianne

Context: man that girl glorianne sure is crazy

the name of a girl who is absolutley goregeous and hilarious ly not photogenic

Instruction: "man that girl glorianne sure is crazy" What is the definition of "glorianne"?


clossey

Instruction: "all his girlfriends broke up with him after he asked them to stick a finger in his clossey" What is the definition of "clossey"?


prunie

Context: that prunie totally just broke his hip

Instruction: "that prunie totally just broke his hip" What is the definition of "prunie"?


homo un-erectus

thats where the wang gets huge-ifide, not from the female but from the male

Instruction: "billy's suffers from a mile case of homo un-erectus" What is the definition of "homo un-erectus"?


pad thai

Instruction: ""remi: "mmmm baby this pad thai is sooo good" What is the definition of "pad thai"?


pad thai

a sex act similar to a quentin tarantino movie in which the end of the act comes before the beginning, in the following steps:  1

Instruction: "yea man we had a great time i fed her some pad thai last night" What is the definition of "pad thai"?


pad thai

Instruction: "while we were driving to the beach, we smoked the pad thai and stopped at bed, biscuit and beyond because we had the munchies" What is the definition of "pad thai"?


auditory sex

Instruction: "dude, that slut just got a cum shot right in the ear, during auditory sex" What is the definition of "auditory sex"?


ass hoe

one who whores themselves for ass or anal pleasure

Instruction: "rob: hey how much do u cost? guy: im free as long as i get some of that ass rob: ur such an ass hoe" What is the definition of "ass hoe"?


divir

Context: let's watch something on the divir

a short way to say d-v-r or digital video recorder

Instruction: "let's watch something on the divir" What is the definition of "divir"?


sho nuff

Instruction: "excuse me, but this is a country club, shouldn't you be outside sir? sho nuff honkey" What is the definition of "sho nuff"?


corn husker

(sex term) when a girl gives a hand job to an uncircumsized man

Instruction: "guy 1: tina gave me the phatest corn husker last night" What is the definition of "corn husker"?


corn husker

you insert a cob of corn in a girls vagina the anal her hard as possible causing the corn to launch from her vagina in to your mouth

Instruction: "durnin intense anal sex i decidied to corn husker a girl and caught the corn in my mouth" What is the definition of "corn husker"?


faizev

Context: fuck you arvin, im faizev bitch

"anyone who looks like the [dick smith] electronics logo may also be referred to as a "faizev"

Instruction: "fuck you arvin, im faizev bitch" What is the definition of "faizev"?


intel

1) a cpu manufactuer that is win/loose on most of their cpus  2) short version of intelligence, which many people lack in our world of reality tv and oprah

Instruction: "1- intel just screwed me over, i want my money back" What is the definition of "intel"?


intel

Instruction: "we will use our intel to seek out and destroy" What is the definition of "intel"?


intel

technology company manufacturing computer processors and long, techincal-sounding names for the processors

Instruction: "selected dell pcs use intel core duo 2 centrino mobile extreme edition processors" What is the definition of "intel"?


intel

Context: my intel comp sux

Instruction: "my intel comp sux" What is the definition of "intel"?


intel

"*a corporation that developed computer processors bearing its name, known for being very powerful, yet overpriced

Instruction: ""my most favorite intel commercials are : the very first one, and the one with the simpsons" What is the definition of "intel"?


intel

Context: man 1: i just got an intel i7 920

a cpu and motherboard manufacturer focussed mainly on tech rather than high clock speeds

Instruction: "man 1: i just got an intel i7 920" What is the definition of "intel"?


intel

Context: intel sucks

company which is known for making computer processors and motherboards

Instruction: "intel sucks" What is the definition of "intel"?


intel

Instruction: ""why buy an intel based computer when i can buy an amd at half the price" What is the definition of "intel"?


alwi

Context: person: i never knew alweezy was alwi

an individual on a much higher level than you, most known unknown, determined, charming, funny, extremely strong will power and philosophical

Instruction: "person: i never knew alweezy was alwi" What is the definition of "alwi"?


alwi

Context: person: i never knew alweezy was alwi

an individual on a much higher level than you, most known unknown, determined, charming, funny, extremely strong will power and philosophical

Instruction: "person: i never knew alweezy was alwi" What is the definition of "alwi"?


carusoism

"noun: any comical yet retarded one-liner used for the sole purpose of mocking david caruso of csi: miami

Instruction: "csi: miami always opens with a carusoism" What is the definition of "carusoism"?


move furniture

Instruction: ""did you move furniture last night?  "yeah, i fucked a human couch" What is the definition of "move furniture"?


brown ice

this is when the woman or man takes a shit, then freezes it in  the freezer, then uses it as a dildo

Instruction: "sally is using the brown ice she has made over night" What is the definition of "brown ice"?


branja

originates from the word tree [branch] and means a large group of close friends

Instruction: "all the branja came to the party last night, it was really cool" What is the definition of "branja"?


cutesicle

Context: that john sure is cutesicle

someone who is super duper cute and makes you want to use stupid-sounding phrases to describe them because you just can't handle their cuteness

Instruction: "that john sure is cutesicle" What is the definition of "cutesicle"?


cutesicle

someone who is so cute you have an uncontrolled urge to lick them like a popsicle

Instruction: "look at the cutesicle over there, i could eat him up on a hot summer day" What is the definition of "cutesicle"?


amaranta

Instruction: "i was feeling awful until i spoke with amaranta" What is the definition of "amaranta"?


amaranta

Context: amaranta is latin

a latin name that devires from the name of a flower/grain called the amaranth (also known in myths as a flower that never dies)

Instruction: "amaranta is latin" What is the definition of "amaranta"?


bare fash

Context: today i bought a bare fash blazer

[fash] being the abbreviated word for [fashion]

Instruction: "today i bought a bare fash blazer" What is the definition of "bare fash"?


brown bow-tie

while crouched over your partner and receiving a [hummer] you defecate on your partner's neck, hence a brown bow-tie

Instruction: "while sarah was giving me a hummer last night, those refried beans kicked in and i couldn't help but give her a brown bow-tie" What is the definition of "brown bow-tie"?


streets ahead

if you have to ask, you're streets behind

Instruction: "pierce: abed, your social skills aren't exactly streets ahead" What is the definition of "streets ahead"?


streets ahead

"cool or awesome  as seen on dan harmon's twitter and his show "community"

Instruction: "that new box office hit is so streets ahead" What is the definition of "streets ahead"?


streets ahead

when saying someone has been updated on a subject

Instruction: "-i knew all of this before you because i'm streets ahead" What is the definition of "streets ahead"?


fajunkle

Instruction: ""singular form: "stop trying to fajunkle me up bob" What is the definition of "fajunkle"?


ass smile

the smile formed by the bottom of a woman's ass cheeks

Instruction: "i nearly starched myself after seeing her ass smile in those tight jeans" What is the definition of "ass smile"?


bug chasing

the act of a male homosexual, trying to catch-{chase} aids-{bug} by means of sexual intercourse

Instruction: "anthony has been bug chasing all week with no noticable results" What is the definition of "bug chasing"?


belkisa

Instruction: "belkisa is a simple person with a complicated mind" What is the definition of "belkisa"?


cold x

Instruction: "cold x - put it in the back seat - cold x" What is the definition of "cold x"?


cold x

Context: ay yo cold x 2004 coming soon

a trip organized by guys that involves sinful acts and general stupidity

Instruction: "ay yo cold x 2004 coming soon" What is the definition of "cold x"?


cold x

Instruction: "cold x - put it in the back seat - cold x" What is the definition of "cold x"?


cold x

Context: ay yo cold x 2004 coming soon

a trip organized by guys that involves sinful acts and general stupidity

Instruction: "ay yo cold x 2004 coming soon" What is the definition of "cold x"?


fiddling

Context: i'm fiddling so leave me be

Instruction: "i'm fiddling so leave me be" What is the definition of "fiddling"?


bovinefecal

"pronounced /bɒvɪnɛfəkəl/ or /bəʊvɪnɛfəkəl/

Instruction: "[post-freudian string theory] is so bovinefecal" What is the definition of "bovinefecal"?


even keel

describing someone that is in a normal emotional state

Instruction: "bob was telling me about that painful breakup he went through a while ago, but it seems like he's even keel now" What is the definition of "even keel"?


femi-fraud

femi-fraud: a lesbian or male who gets involved with feminist organizations, who touts feminist doctrine yet has copping an easy lay as a hidden agenda

Instruction: "she was a femi-fraud with more scores than bobby orr" What is the definition of "femi-fraud"?


da band

Context: man you sound like da band

an over rated rap group selected out of various auditions and later signed by p

Instruction: "man you sound like da band" What is the definition of "da band"?


da band

most fakest addition to the bay boy record label

Instruction: "da band is so gay that i'm hiring a hitman to kill them each indivually" What is the definition of "da band"?


da band

a horribly disappointing rap group which had high expectations who was signed accidentally by p

Instruction: ""after releasing their first album "too hot for tv" everyone knew for sure da band sucked"" What is the definition of "da band"?


caramel kitten

a big booty yellow bone bitch, who entertains groceries, and animals by shaking her ass in public singing her theme song and making orgasm faces

Instruction: "guy 1: hey bro, i was at walmart yesterday and i seen caramel kitten" What is the definition of "caramel kitten"?


bogan syndrome

bogan syndrome is something that all bogans suffer from all over australia

Instruction: "look at that bogan over there yelling and trying to be tough in front of his mates  yeah he has bogan syndrome" What is the definition of "bogan syndrome"?


mixed bag

Context: dude, he's a mixed bag

Instruction: "dude, he's a mixed bag" What is the definition of "mixed bag"?


mixed bag

a mixture of races combining to produce offspring

Instruction: "justin pulled a mixed bag marcus would like to pull a mixed bag" What is the definition of "mixed bag"?


bad luck bazza

the opposite of a lucky barry- a poo where a copius amount of toilet roll is neccesary for a clean finish

Instruction: "i just had a bad luck bazza so bad i used two rolls of toilet roll" What is the definition of "bad luck bazza"?


beaver flu

Context: man, that trick gave me the beaver flu

beaver flu is just another name for the human immunodeficiency virus (hiv)

Instruction: "man, that trick gave me the beaver flu" What is the definition of "beaver flu"?


frankenfringe

(noun) a horribly short fringe (aka-bangs) that looks similar to that of frankenstein's monster

Instruction: "i got carried away with the scissors and gave myself a frankenfringe" What is the definition of "frankenfringe"?


james bashing

a conversation where an awesome person called [james] is verbally assaulted by everyone in the classroom including the teacher

Instruction: ""next lesson is a james bashing lesson "why does every one have to do james bashing today?" "i love [james bashing], its my favourite lesson""" What is the definition of "james bashing"?


aduro

Context: jake got his aduro out and urinated

latin for , to set fire to   or  another name for a penis

Instruction: "jake got his aduro out and urinated" What is the definition of "aduro"?


cal-toi

Instruction: ""ned 1: "yer windaes are gittin' panned in" ned 2: "hawhaw cal-toi" What is the definition of "cal-toi"?


flab factor

this is when a guy is so fat that he has man boobs and they drive girls away usually used to determine if somebody is worthy of a girlfriend

Instruction: "dude1: hey man i think kyle could totally get a date for the prom  dude2: no way man and u would see that when u compensated for his flab factor" What is the definition of "flab factor"?


nickin

having a urge for a controlled substance

Instruction: "bruh i need dat droliolioli, im over here nickin" What is the definition of "nickin"?


analnesia

when you wake up in the morning after a rough night of drinking and realize you had anal sex the night before

Instruction: "damn, i must have gotten analnesia because i don't remember that butt sex at all" What is the definition of "analnesia"?


central air

central air conditioning, commonly referred to as central air (u

Instruction: "most new homes being built in the united states today have central air" What is the definition of "central air"?


black pope

a nickname for the superior general of the jesuits

Instruction: "hans kolvenbach, sj, is the current black pope" What is the definition of "black pope"?


larou

Context: i love larou

a form of bibouness that is shaped liked a female human

Instruction: "i love larou" What is the definition of "larou"?


sneak-thief

Context: hands to yourself, sneak-thief

a sneak-thief is any type of stealthy, ninjaesque, tricksy, pickpockety character in skyrim

Instruction: "hands to yourself, sneak-thief" What is the definition of "sneak-thief"?


b.w. era

Context: i was born in the b.w. era

the era before the world wide web was common

Instruction: "i was born in the b.w. era" What is the definition of "b.w. era"?


cool keds

Context: angus and zoe are cool keds

to be a 12 year old with supreme coolness

Instruction: "angus and zoe are cool keds" What is the definition of "cool keds"?


gray fox

"this is gray fox's biography from early his very first step into foxhound to death at shadow moses

Instruction: "gray fox was in the first mgs to kill solid snake and have revenge because in the earlier mgs games snake fought him and beat him" What is the definition of "gray fox"?


gray fox

Context: gray fox is amazing

code name of foxhound operative frank jaeger

Instruction: "gray fox is amazing" What is the definition of "gray fox"?


krukolibidinous

Instruction: "i was [perving] beach volleyball this weekend and with all those fit guys in shorts i just couldn't conceal how krukolibidinous i am" What is the definition of "krukolibidinous"?


jenice

Context: there is no one as beautiful as jenice

the most beautiful and amazing girl on this planet

Instruction: "there is no one as beautiful as jenice" What is the definition of "jenice"?


canoochie

Instruction: "every time we have sex the canoochie is always nice and wet" What is the definition of "canoochie"?


simsimi

Context: dude, simsimi just told me i was gay

a conversational app for the iphone/ipod touch/ipad

Instruction: "dude, simsimi just told me i was gay" What is the definition of "simsimi"?


beating the clay

an expression you use when a boy is masturbating

Instruction: "i went to the riverside and there was a boy down by the river beating the clay" What is the definition of "beating the clay"?


honds

"the mispronunciation of the word "hands" generally said by foreigners from ireland

Instruction: "foreigner: hey my honds are dirty me: your what? foreigner: my honds" What is the definition of "honds"?


badger off

Context: do me a favour m8, badger off

Instruction: "do me a favour m8, badger off" What is the definition of "badger off"?


Instruction: "person 1: [ilu] <3 person 2: huh? person 1: you don't love me? :o person 2: jk course i do =3=" What is the definition of "=3="?


bunny surfing

Instruction: "person1: where's mitch?  person2: oh,he's gone bunny surfing" What is the definition of "bunny surfing"?


poundcake

Context: dude, i just love my baby's poundcake

"pussy-as you eat it, and you pound on it

Instruction: "dude, i just love my baby's poundcake" What is the definition of "poundcake"?


poundcake

a thick female wit extra pounds on her body

Instruction: "red: ay look over dere she thick   pooh bear: naw she ain't thick she a few ponds over thick she a poundcake" What is the definition of "poundcake"?


poundcake

Instruction: "i'd call over nicole for a booty call, but im not into poundcake" What is the definition of "poundcake"?


poundcake

the fatty, pale, saturated folds of flab that develop when a women passes the age 60 or really starts to let herself go

Instruction: "steve: if i were 40 years older i'd totally fill her poundcake with mayonnaise and use it as an extra orifice" What is the definition of "poundcake"?


poundcake

Instruction: "them dirty boys turn your poundcake to red velvet" What is the definition of "poundcake"?


breath control

anything you consume to freshen your breath

Instruction: "i eat a lot of spicy food, so i keep breath control on me at all times" What is the definition of "breath control"?


geordi la forging

when you wear your headphones with the headband over your eyes, making you look like the star trek character geordi la forge

Instruction: "my headphones fell over my eyes, so i wound up geordi la forging" What is the definition of "geordi la forging"?


birmingham handshake

Instruction: "one second, i'm [taking the piss] to his mother, and the next, he's givin' me a birmingham handshake" What is the definition of "birmingham handshake"?


fetaphile

Context: george is a real fetaphile

one who loves feta cheese and any foods which include it

Instruction: "george is a real fetaphile" What is the definition of "fetaphile"?


bacon wrap

a piece of recently cooked bacon wrapped around your an erect penis

Instruction: "holy swiss cheese batman, your bacon wrap looks delicious" What is the definition of "bacon wrap"?


bacon wrap

Instruction: "sharlene and katie had bacon wrap sex with george mcfatty-just to see what it's like" What is the definition of "bacon wrap"?


back-raper

one who back-rapes (kills or shoots at you from behind in fps games-see also back-rape)

Instruction: "mathew: slacko439 is a back-raper you guys" What is the definition of "back-raper"?


open mic

Instruction: ""shit boys, check out that fucker, he's showing us an open mic" What is the definition of "open mic"?


broccoli and cheese soup

a fine gourmet soup that is served for dinner and tastes delicious

Instruction: "i like to eat broccoli and cheese soup after [school]" What is the definition of "broccoli and cheese soup"?


juggie

noun- a person you see at the gym who carries around a water jug that exceeds one gallon in capacity

Instruction: "the definition of juggie is pretty self explanitory" What is the definition of "juggie"?


juggie

"a juggie is a doodlebugger -- someone who works on a seismograph crew (oil exploration)

Instruction: "juggies meet every year in afton, wyoming for the annual juggie convention (near jackson hole)" What is the definition of "juggie"?


bottom tweeter

a person on twitter that only favorites tweets and never tweets back when interacting with others

Instruction: "sandy never tweets me back, but at least she still favorites them, she's such a bottom tweeter" What is the definition of "bottom tweeter"?


flo mo

"short for flower mound, an affluent upper-middle class suburb north west of dallas, tx

Instruction: "we've got nothing to do, we're stuck in flo mo and we can't move -'flo mo' video on myspace" What is the definition of "flo mo"?


flo mo

Instruction: "drive west of the lw in your souped up honda civic, blasting the 50 cent and you'll reach the flo mo" What is the definition of "flo mo"?


jfc

jesus fucking christ  used when extremely aggravated, confused, excited, or all of the above

Instruction: "jfc i didn't know the essay had to be 6 pages?" What is the definition of "jfc"?


jfc

Instruction: "that jfc was delicious on the beach last night" What is the definition of "jfc"?


jfc

"short form for "just fucking chilling""

Instruction: "dude1: yo dude2 whats going on man? dude2: jfc bro" What is the definition of "jfc"?


arria

Context: its probably just arria

an energetic, loud, raging alcoholic who can drink more than 3 men combined

Instruction: "its probably just arria" What is the definition of "arria"?


brunswick academy

"a small "private" school which provides k-12 education to the less-than-stellar surrounding southern virginia population

Instruction: "brunswick academy - educating tomorrow's racecar drivers" What is the definition of "brunswick academy"?


bar rag

ugly drunk women who always seems to be at the end of the bar

Instruction: "erik took that fuckin bar rag home again" What is the definition of "bar rag"?


fer-fucking-got

Context: i fer-fucking-got my mom's birthday

Instruction: "i fer-fucking-got my mom's birthday" What is the definition of "fer-fucking-got"?


defalcate

Instruction: "his incessant desire was to defalcate his friend's money" What is the definition of "defalcate"?


the gay arm

Context: josh is doing the gay arm

"when a person holds their arm at their side so its just kind of bleh

Instruction: "josh is doing the gay arm" What is the definition of "the gay arm"?


cockia

Context: kyle williams has a cockia

Instruction: "kyle williams has a cockia" What is the definition of "cockia"?


executive lunch

brazilian slang for using one's lunch hour to slam

Instruction: "i decided to forgo my usual sandwich for a nice, meaty executive lunch" What is the definition of "executive lunch"?


dream street

Instruction: "it is too bad that dream street broke up" What is the definition of "dream street"?


dream street

the hottest boy band ever made of 5 boys: jesse mccartney,chris trousdale,matt ballinger,greg raposo,frankie galasso

Instruction: " tonight dream street is performing as aaron carter's opening act" What is the definition of "dream street"?


dream street

a hott boyband with chris trousdale, frankie galasso, greg rapaso, jesse mccartney and matt ballinger

Instruction: "girl:omg did you see dream street perfom last night? girl2:omg yes i did and chris was giving roses to the crowd  girl:yeah that was amazing" What is the definition of "dream street"?


brandon boyd

the gorgeous and talented lead singer of the band incubus

Instruction: "brandon boyd is the one of the most amazing musicians on the planet" What is the definition of "brandon boyd"?


civil liberties

civil liberties are protections from the power of governments

Instruction: "that's ok, you can have my civil liberties mr" What is the definition of "civil liberties"?


civil liberties

the right to enter illegally and then live tax free

Instruction: "if civil liberties means not paying taxes, i'd like to speak with my employer" What is the definition of "civil liberties"?


ambidixtrous

Instruction: ""fred likes to have sex with men *and* women? "yeah, he's ambidixtrous" What is the definition of "ambidixtrous"?


a thorn for every heart

Context: me: i love a thorn for every heart

Instruction: "me: i love a thorn for every heart" What is the definition of "a thorn for every heart"?


buckler

Context: come follow me my herd, im a buckler

someone who thinks there sooo cool but there actually not

Instruction: "come follow me my herd, im a buckler" What is the definition of "buckler"?


barchu

Context: brent ghan, don't be a barchu

Instruction: "brent ghan, don't be a barchu" What is the definition of "barchu"?


babeh daddeh

Instruction: "jennifer lopez's babeh daddeh is casper smart" What is the definition of "babeh daddeh"?


little debbie's repeat offender

a man poops into a woman's gaping asshole, and she holds it all in

Instruction: "duke just got out of jail and that chick he's dancing with better watch out or she'll meet little debbie's repeat offender" What is the definition of "little debbie's repeat offender"?


crazyfox

Context: you are a crazyfox that likes it

a girl that does anthing with anyone/anything because she,he is a slut and always horny for sex

Instruction: "you are a crazyfox that likes it" What is the definition of "crazyfox"?


albino dog shit

aged dog shit that has been left out in the sun and turned a white color

Instruction: "person 1-look at the albino dog shit left on the hot pavment  person2-i can smell that shit from here" What is the definition of "albino dog shit"?


cogida

Context: cogida my testicle fell off

Instruction: "cogida my testicle fell off" What is the definition of "cogida"?


backdoor bandit

"a man who proceeds to "accidentally" slip his penis into a woman's anus while having vaginal sex from behind

Instruction: "craig furthered susan's suspicion that he was a backdoor bandit when she felt his cock try to slide into her anus while doing it doggie style" What is the definition of "backdoor bandit"?


backdoor bandit

Context: shes a strap-on backdoor bandit

Instruction: "shes a strap-on backdoor bandit" What is the definition of "backdoor bandit"?


geek punk

a geek punk is a new steriotypical genre, usually one who dosent want to be [emo]/[goth] or anything like that

Instruction: "they cant call me emo, cos im a geek punk" What is the definition of "geek punk"?


bowl eligible

Instruction: "hey chris, are you bowl eligible yet? nah, give me a half hour, i need to finish this paper" What is the definition of "bowl eligible"?


aborgy

Context: i want that aborgy

a sexy person w/ a flat stoumach thats gay!

Instruction: "i want that aborgy" What is the definition of "aborgy"?


aborgy

Context: i want that aborgy

a sexy person w/ a flat stoumach thats gay!

Instruction: "i want that aborgy" What is the definition of "aborgy"?


back tat

a tattoo, primarily done by females, on the backside usually in the small of the back

Instruction: "did you see that back tat she was sporting? it looked like some kind of doodle" What is the definition of "back tat"?


bambolo

Context: "girlfriend: "hey, bambolo

Instruction: ""girlfriend: "hey, bambolo" What is the definition of "bambolo"?


inappropriate

"the current euphemism for "wrong" or "bad

Instruction: "i'm not saying that you shouldn't have called him an asshole, because he is; it was just inappropriate" What is the definition of "inappropriate"?


inappropriate

Context: that music is inappropriate

Instruction: "that music is inappropriate" What is the definition of "inappropriate"?


inappropriate

in high school settings, short skirts, low cut tops, see through clothing and skin tight jeans

Instruction: "principal:  young lady, that top is inappropriate" What is the definition of "inappropriate"?


commander autopilot

Context: commander autopilot doesn't like girls

gay kid from bergen county, nj who is obsessed with jfk, thinks republicans are evil, and is a catholic fundamentalist freak

Instruction: "commander autopilot doesn't like girls" What is the definition of "commander autopilot"?


commander autopilot

Context: there goes commander autopilot

an extremely sweet kid from bergen county, nj who goes to daycare (see defenition)

Instruction: "there goes commander autopilot" What is the definition of "commander autopilot"?


beefahoni

a term for a ho's beef curtains wrapped in ravioli topped with cum sauce

Instruction: "my girl made beefahoni for dinner, i helped with the sauce" What is the definition of "beefahoni"?


funkacious

Instruction: " to be so funky you can smell it is to be funkacious" What is the definition of "funkacious"?


fire a missle

Instruction: "i was late because i  forgot to tell mission control that i had to fire a missle" What is the definition of "fire a missle"?


jambroni

Instruction: "vicky angl - says: lef dat action vicky angl - says: im in love with a sstrippahhh - �obby - says: holy shit your the biggest jambroni i've ever seen" What is the definition of "jambroni"?


armeen

Context: man i wish i was an armeen

a very sexy dude who is fearless and super funny

Instruction: "man i wish i was an armeen" What is the definition of "armeen"?


armeen

sexy bosslike dude who could get any girl like that *snap*

Instruction: "any1 whos name is armeen or aka michael aka shaniqua" What is the definition of "armeen"?


armeen

Context: i wanna be an armeen when i grow up

Instruction: "i wanna be an armeen when i grow up" What is the definition of "armeen"?


cookiejuana

Instruction: "hey i just picked up an eighth of the best cookiejuana around" What is the definition of "cookiejuana"?


brain slow

someone who cannot comprehend what is going on around them at that moment, but instead takes them a while to fully understand what actually happened

Instruction: "spencer owens was a little brain slow when it came to everything in his life" What is the definition of "brain slow"?


being fifty

Instruction: "i thought she and i were really good friends, but after hearing what she said about me, i realized she was being fifty" What is the definition of "being fifty"?


assessory

Context: damn, look at that assessory

formerly known as a 'gold digger' this term refers to a female or 'piece of ass' who acts as an accessory to her wealthy boyfriend or husband

Instruction: "damn, look at that assessory" What is the definition of "assessory"?


aquapoo

the act of taking a poo while your body is submersed in a body of water (pool,lake, ocean)

Instruction: "dan's aquapoo floated to the surface as they swam" What is the definition of "aquapoo"?


feard

a beard which has the power to instill fear into man's heart

Instruction: "tom: dude, did you see that crazy looking guy that just walled by?  dick: yeah, he was totally rocking a feard" What is the definition of "feard"?


dtgh

Instruction: "don't dress like, you're screaming 'i'm dtgh" What is the definition of "dtgh"?


dtgh

Context: yo bro you dtgh and fuck some bitches?

Instruction: "yo bro you dtgh and fuck some bitches?" What is the definition of "dtgh"?


disnasty

absolutely disgusting and nasty, yet not appropriate for just one of the two

Instruction: "eating off the floor after you just saw an ant on the floor is really disnasty" What is the definition of "disnasty"?


brunel bodge

Instruction: ""an inflatable dartboard would be a complete brunel bodge" What is the definition of "brunel bodge"?


anarchistic nazi-hippie

someone with dreadlocks within an anarchistic community who turns into a real nazi when put in a position with authority

Instruction: "that anarchistic nazi-hippie behind the bar that isn't even his won't let me buy another beer" What is the definition of "anarchistic nazi-hippie"?


bare badger

term applicable to a situation consisting of many attractive females which are worthy of your time and effort

Instruction: "sam, we need to go out tonight, as when i passed through town there was bare badger" What is the definition of "bare badger"?


aids fire

a fire sparked by the friction of [homosexual] man-on-man relations rumored to give [aids] to all who feel its warmth and [herpes] to any who breath in the smoke

Instruction: "i got caught in that aids fire in the village last night and am now hiv positive" What is the definition of "aids fire"?


passing a cheese

flatulence or flatus or commonly known as fart

Instruction: "khey is usually passing a cheese early in the morning" What is the definition of "passing a cheese"?


bye week hell

what a fantasy football manager experiences when one or more significant players has a bye and that lack of points screws your team that week

Instruction: "-dammit, turner and portis have byes this week, what do i do?  -no idea, sounds like you're in bye week hell" What is the definition of "bye week hell"?


bitch ass cunt

this word is often used by men who tend to be vindictive and hateful by nature

Instruction: ""my roommate often calls me a bitch ass cunt is hopes that he is highly offenisve but inside ends up humoring me" What is the definition of "bitch ass cunt"?


animal planet

Instruction: "kid- hey i'm bored lets do somthing kids friend- lets go watch some animal planet theres always something good on" What is the definition of "animal planet"?


animal planet

Instruction: "gosh dang, animal planet should be cancelled" What is the definition of "animal planet"?


animal planet

Instruction: "not only are these hoes [parched], but they are strict animal planet" What is the definition of "animal planet"?


etg

Context: omfg how does he do that? etg

"acronym for "eww thats gross" can also be used as etfg [eww thats fucking gross] or etsg [eww thats so gross]"

Instruction: "omfg how does he do that? etg" What is the definition of "etg"?


fart taco

a fart taco, is received when one individual is eating out another individuals butt hole, or [tossing salad]

Instruction: "dude, i straight up gave that ho a fart taco" What is the definition of "fart taco"?


fart taco

when a girl is slouching while sitting down and farts, and the fart gets trapped in the vaginal lips

Instruction: "i hope my fart taco doesn't release, i don't want to stink the car up" What is the definition of "fart taco"?


fart taco

when you fart under the covers of your bed and it festers overnight and smells ten times worse in the morning

Instruction: "man i made a nasty fart taco last night and it stank in the morning" What is the definition of "fart taco"?


fart taco

name for an unfortunate vagina containing a redirected flatulence (fart)

Instruction: "i used to think she was hot till i opened that fart taco" What is the definition of "fart taco"?


bourne porn

the thrill that men (often those over the age of 35) derive from watching the jason bourne trilogy films

Instruction: "my bloke was happy last night, the bourne ultimatum was on sky so he got a fix of bourne porn" What is the definition of "bourne porn"?


docklets

Context: she was making up docklets

Instruction: "she was making up docklets" What is the definition of "docklets"?


bro j simpson

"a "bro" that beats his wife or girlfriend

Instruction: "that guy is a bro j simpson so don't date him" What is the definition of "bro j simpson"?


fulandercate

Instruction: "you just fulandercated the sauces or to jumble words or you fulandercate to be married as one" What is the definition of "fulandercate"?


cumass

"instead of calling someone a fag or gay, "cumass" substitutes any word refering to a homosexual

Instruction: "after faye and erroll had bad hott butt sex, faye was considered to be a cumass due to errolls ejaculations in her anus" What is the definition of "cumass"?


cumass

a word in replace of dumbass or cum in the ass

Instruction: ""wow that bitch is a real cumass "that girl likes it like a cumass""" What is the definition of "cumass"?


cumass

Context: teddy is a cumass

Instruction: "teddy is a cumass" What is the definition of "cumass"?


chayze

an achievement worthy man who achieves 69g by getting the he has come again achievement i

Instruction: "i didnt think anyone would ever live up to the name chayze" What is the definition of "chayze"?


bad aids

Context: you've got bad aids

"a phrase derived from a sketch on the pedophile special episode of brass eye (a satirical programme by chris morris)

Instruction: "you've got bad aids" What is the definition of "bad aids"?


bad aids

a scabby man who lives at home with his parents, would have a nick name like muscles

Instruction: "mr elms of morrisons retail projects looks like bad aids" What is the definition of "bad aids"?


bad aids

Instruction: "yuriko has bad aids of the hair eeww you have bad aids dont kiss him he has bad aids" What is the definition of "bad aids"?


easy e

Instruction: "this better get published or i'm gonna bash youre head in with my louisville slugger  person #1:yo, lets go listen to some easy e" What is the definition of "easy e"?


easy e

Context: yo u wanna go listen tosome easy e

"easy e was a gangsta rapper from compton,clifornia

Instruction: "yo u wanna go listen tosome easy e" What is the definition of "easy e"?


easy e

Context: omg hes got mad easy e skills

Instruction: "omg hes got mad easy e skills" What is the definition of "easy e"?


easy e

Context: easy e tried to kill me

i'm pretty sure he was in nwa and died of aids

Instruction: "easy e tried to kill me" What is the definition of "easy e"?


anal ghost pedophile

an extremely enraged zombie from the undead who sneaks up on young children and rapes them up the cornhole

Instruction: ""susy: "why can't johnny come out today?  timmy: "he's recovering from the anal ghost pedophile attack" What is the definition of "anal ghost pedophile"?


alpha cure mom

Instruction: "ian hecox: *picks up phone and calls random stranger* alpha cure mom" What is the definition of "alpha cure mom"?


trueboo

a marriage between two boos that love each other truly and forever

Instruction: "those two are so cute together, they are trueboo" What is the definition of "trueboo"?


bloomin blumpkin

the act of getting a blowjob while taking a shit while eating a bloomin' onion from the outback steakhouse

Instruction: ""sean: "you know claire from lost?"  justin: "the australian one, yeah shes pretty cute"  sean: "i'd let her serve me a bloomin blumpkin" What is the definition of "bloomin blumpkin"?


flurfie

upset, morose, haunted, sullen, acrimonious

Instruction: "the flurfie mood of the thanksgiving dinner drove johnny to cut himself" What is the definition of "flurfie"?


depanneur

the quebec equivalent of a convenience store or a general store

Instruction: "i bought my du mauriers and my labatt 50 in a depanneur" What is the definition of "depanneur"?


ball ass

Context: man it is ball ass cold out today

a word to descibe very cold weather conditions that adversely affect human males

Instruction: "man it is ball ass cold out today" What is the definition of "ball ass"?


ball ass

to run extremely fast, to [dip] with [the quickness], mostly from the cops

Instruction: "yo, i was tappin this young [broad] and her [papa dukes] [rolled up] in the driveway, i had to ball ass out the back door with my [junk] still hangin out" What is the definition of "ball ass"?


bullock sucker

Context: she's such a bullock sucker

someone who sucks balls, any kind of balls(ex

Instruction: "she's such a bullock sucker" What is the definition of "bullock sucker"?


cock spanner

a person that uses their genitals as a source of income! the bread winner of the house (also a porn star) is known as a cock-spanner!

Instruction: "that ron jeremy (the famous pornstar) is a real cock spanner" What is the definition of "cock spanner"?


beating cheeks

Instruction: "last i was beating cheeks with my girlfriend" What is the definition of "beating cheeks"?


pika

Instruction: "i slipped my hand down her pants to feel her moist pika" What is the definition of "pika"?


pika

Context: pika has balls

"pika is a chat group on the [neopets avatar chat] devoted to pok�mon

Instruction: "pika has balls" What is the definition of "pika"?


pika

Context: everyone wants to be a pika

an exclusive group of girls, ladies, gals, women

Instruction: "everyone wants to be a pika" What is the definition of "pika"?


pika

a rare eating dissorder where the afflicted are compeled to eat non food objects such as clay, dirt, crayons, plastics, and other such usually malluable items

Instruction: "that girl who was diagnosed with pika really tore up her intestinal track" What is the definition of "pika"?


pika

"my best friend who is a lesbo but i still love her because her lesbo ass is always there for me! i love you chiller you "slore"

Instruction: "hi my name is pika like pika the lesbo best friend that belongs to whitney" What is the definition of "pika"?


pika

Context: shikamaru: ew its pika

Instruction: "shikamaru: ew its pika" What is the definition of "pika"?


cell phone stretch

a common exercise among high school and college students whose classroom is in a building with bad digital reception

Instruction: "guy 1: dude is your shoulder ok? you hurt it lifting?  guy 2: relax man, i'm just doing the cell phone stretch" What is the definition of "cell phone stretch"?


a shot on the swings

Instruction: ""after plying your partner with a right good [bevvy]: "fancy a shot on the swings [hen]?"" What is the definition of "a shot on the swings"?


careerist

how a lazy person refers to somebody with a job

Instruction: ""careerist: "dude, why you don't go get a job?"  lazy person: "i just don't feel called to the careerist path" What is the definition of "careerist"?


shoot the ones

Instruction: "uh, do you want to keep running your mouth or do you want to step outside and shoot the ones with me?" What is the definition of "shoot the ones"?


3d hangover

the sensation of flatness one gets after viewing images with 3d hardware for long periods of time

Instruction: "dude, after playing beating fallout 3 in one sitting with the iz3d monitor and the separation maxed out, i had a major 3d hangover" What is the definition of "3d hangover"?


castle gazer

(n) noun: a male who looks at another male's genitals

Instruction: "dude, i was in the can during the 2nd intermission, and the guy at the urinal beside me was a total castle gazer" What is the definition of "castle gazer"?


castle gazer

a male who peeks at another males genitals

Instruction: "dude, i was in the can during intermission and the guy at the urinal beside me was a total castle gazer" What is the definition of "castle gazer"?


being mexican by marriage

some one who marries into a mexican family is mexican by marriage

Instruction: "being mexican by marriage includes 1/8 meixican by marriage cause step mother is 1/4 mexican" What is the definition of "being mexican by marriage"?


going he-man

Context: hey bro i think i might be going he-man

Instruction: "hey bro i think i might be going he-man" What is the definition of "going he-man"?


destiny syndrome

initially a starcraft 2 player, this person transitions into playing league of legends (for reasons varying from finance to boredom), but proceeds to rejoin back into starcraft 2

Instruction: "did you hear mkp went back to sc2? yeah, he's got destiny syndrome" What is the definition of "destiny syndrome"?


hell in a hand basket

describtion from the older generation that describes when things are bad

Instruction: "person #1 age 20 what do you think of the rising gas prices, war costs and the patriot act person #2 age 60 this country is going to hell in a hand basket" What is the definition of "hell in a hand basket"?


balue

1) the tenacious scent that emanates from filthy testicles

Instruction: "you know it's time to shower when you can smell the balue through your jeans" What is the definition of "balue"?


losing a headlight

getting poked in the eye with a penis, and, therefore, not being able to see out of that eye

Instruction: "my girlfriend tried to give me a blowjob on a roller coaster, and she ended up losing a headlight" What is the definition of "losing a headlight"?


e$

Context: e$ eddie money $$$$zone

"eddie money, guy who sings "take me home tonight""

Instruction: "e$ eddie money $$$$zone" What is the definition of "e$"?


di-di-dit

Context: hey, di-di-dit

"  an imitation of the "stuttering" hand motions and clattering sounds heard when one makes an unsuccessful attempt to retrieve a falling object

Instruction: "  hey, di-di-dit" What is the definition of "di-di-dit"?


burbaugh

Context: "my day has been burbaugh as fuck

Instruction: ""my day has been burbaugh as fuck" What is the definition of "burbaugh"?


rimmy

"a car, truck or van with larger than stock wheels

Instruction: "i don't roll on stock wheels, i like my shit rimmy but not bigger than dubs" What is the definition of "rimmy"?


cookie cutters

Context: those girls are such cookie cutters

a group of skanks that are exact clones of each other

Instruction: "those girls are such cookie cutters" What is the definition of "cookie cutters"?


cookie cutters

Context: those girls are such cookie cutters

a group of skanks that are exact clones of each other

Instruction: "those girls are such cookie cutters" What is the definition of "cookie cutters"?


cookie cutters

Context: those girls are such cookie cutters

a group of skanks that are exact clones of each other

Instruction: "those girls are such cookie cutters" What is the definition of "cookie cutters"?


eneldo

Context: eneldo

Instruction: "eneldo" What is the definition of "eneldo"?


dingwad

Context: you're such a dingwad

Instruction: "you're such a dingwad" What is the definition of "dingwad"?


dirty clam digger

some one who like dirty muffins and likes to dig the dirty clam

Instruction: "goin up to some one who is with a dirty girl and you call them a dirty clam digger" What is the definition of "dirty clam digger"?


bok center

a giant arena built in the middle of downtown tulsa, next to the jail

Instruction: "last night i took your mom to the bloody jack finals at the bok center" What is the definition of "bok center"?


lowser

Instruction: "that guy waswearing dc's and he doesn't even skate, what a lowser" What is the definition of "lowser"?


lowser

someone that always looses games against their girlfriends

Instruction: "wow, cory is such a lowser because kate always beats him" What is the definition of "lowser"?


lowser

Context: man adeel is such a lowser

lol one time francis accidently said lowser instead of looser

Instruction: "man adeel is such a lowser" What is the definition of "lowser"?


demonise

demonise is a pro gamer in malta his previous nick name was dark soul

Instruction: "demonise shoots --> noob  (boom headshot) uber pwner xd" What is the definition of "demonise"?


bogroneous

the act of being both bogus and erroneous at the same time

Instruction: ""dave: "that's bogroneous on all accounts""" What is the definition of "bogroneous"?


dirty poison dart frog

when you ejaculate in a woman's vagina slurp it back out and then spit it in her face

Instruction: "dude she was being such a bitch during sex last night, that i decided to give her a dirty poison dart frog" What is the definition of "dirty poison dart frog"?


ad nausium

"something that has continued "to the point of nausea

Instruction: "this topic has been discussed ad nausium" What is the definition of "ad nausium"?


cat bitch

Context: fluffy is a damned cat bitch

a cat (felis felus) weighing more than twenty (20) pounds which bitches about not eating enough and then throws up on your $500 rug

Instruction: "fluffy is a damned cat bitch" What is the definition of "cat bitch"?


old cock

Instruction: "that man has an old cock and never pleases his bitch" What is the definition of "old cock"?


boigah

Instruction: "bryan: hey kelly, boigah stab anyone lately?  kelly: yeah, this kid tried to to steal my boigah, so i boigah stabbed him" What is the definition of "boigah"?


boigah

Context: ey ey ey tony, ge' me a boigah kid

Instruction: "ey ey ey tony, ge' me a boigah kid" What is the definition of "boigah"?


boob scotch

Context: dude, we got boob scotch

an alcoholic drink created when scotch on the rocks is stirred by a female breast

Instruction: "dude, we got boob scotch" What is the definition of "boob scotch"?


arizona-kentucky peace treaty

a cocktail made with bourbon and arizona iced tea

Instruction: "the arizona-kentucky peace treaty is an awesome cocktail" What is the definition of "arizona-kentucky peace treaty"?


barbed wire

Context: the barbed wire is one freak nasty move

a sex move invented by alex dunleive, in which you put ur hand in the [spock] position, but cross the two pairs of fingers together

Instruction: "the barbed wire is one freak nasty move" What is the definition of "barbed wire"?


barbed wire

Instruction: ""g'day mate get us a barbed wire will ya "no worries mate, gold or bitter?" "red heavy mate i'm charging" What is the definition of "barbed wire"?


barbed wire

the defence that a girl puts in place to protect herself from being touched intimately

Instruction: "katzy wants to get it on with sophie but he's scared of the barbed wire" What is the definition of "barbed wire"?


barbed wire

used when describing a very revealing item of women's clothing

Instruction: "protects the property without destroying the view  dude, that chick top is proper barbed wire" What is the definition of "barbed wire"?


barbed wire

what meathead macho fucks get tattood around their bicep because they want to appear tougher, and because they have no creativity or originality, so they get barbedwire on their arms

Instruction: "macho dave ripped off all his sleeves so he could show the school his lame-ass barbed wire tattoo" What is the definition of "barbed wire"?


cock porch

Context: did you see that cock porch

Instruction: "did you see that cock porch" What is the definition of "cock porch"?


Context: noob 1: dude that 72uger guy is a noob

Instruction: "noob 1: dude that 72uger guy is a noob" What is the definition of "72uger"?


ground squirrel

when there is an orgy about, and you're not included

Instruction: "dude i swear your mom was a ground squirrel in that orgy" What is the definition of "ground squirrel"?


angler-xiety

the feeling you get when you haven't gone fishing in a long time and still can't go for a while

Instruction: "i haven't been fishing in 6 months, i think i have angler-xiety" What is the definition of "angler-xiety"?


gayzor

"defines a person who likes the oposite sex or other times just appear to be gay

Instruction: ""bobby fails att healing, he is therefore gayzor  "carlssor cryes about not getting healers loot, he is therefore gayzor"  "robert mocks ricky, ricky responds that robert is gaaaayzooor""" What is the definition of "gayzor"?


gayzor

when your razor phone shuts itself off and randomly texts people

Instruction: "rachael: what kind of phone do you have? bryan: a gayzor" What is the definition of "gayzor"?


gayzor

Context: this is t3h gayzor

when a gay fat little self-mulitlating fucko won't leave you alone because she is looking for a fight

Instruction: "this is t3h gayzor" What is the definition of "gayzor"?


less talk more action

a phrase that is often used to get people to stop talking and lend a helping hand

Instruction: "less talk more action  (several boys are seen working on their assignments; several teenage girls are heard gossiping) holly: hey, allie" What is the definition of "less talk more action"?


bbiafh

Context: i'll bbiafh

Instruction: "i'll bbiafh" What is the definition of "bbiafh"?


blowing a cumble

the act of masturbating with soap and then blowing a bubble with whats left on your hand

Instruction: "everyone tries blowing a cumble at least once" What is the definition of "blowing a cumble"?


bellarmine boy

a teenage boy that attends [bellarmine] college prep

Instruction: "pat burrel, on the san francisco giants, is a bellarmine boy" What is the definition of "bellarmine boy"?


dinoriffic

dinoriffic refers to the extraordinarily great and intense ways that dino martin lived his amazin' and remarkable life

Instruction: "watchin' some clips of dinosongs from the dinoshow reminded me of the dinoriffic way that dino has of engagin' his audience" What is the definition of "dinoriffic"?


cheesy poofs

Context: yeah i want cheesy poofs

a fictional brand of cheese-flavoured snack, eaten by south park kid eric cartman

Instruction: "yeah i want cheesy poofs" What is the definition of "cheesy poofs"?


cheesy poofs

"any puffed grain snack which is flavored like cheese, such as cheet-o's, but in particular various generic "cheese puffs" which are round and

Instruction: "dude, after smoking that hash, i sure could use some cheesy poofs" What is the definition of "cheesy poofs"?


mount puji

an enormous colon-print sufficiently voluminous so as to create an island of feces in the commode

Instruction: "after an insane night of drinking, i often create a mount puji" What is the definition of "mount puji"?


aquakatak

Context: konnichiwa, aquakatak

Instruction: "konnichiwa, aquakatak" What is the definition of "aquakatak"?


bitch bastard

a particularly spiteful male, possibly but not necessarily gay

Instruction: "what has that bitch bastard been saying about me?" What is the definition of "bitch bastard"?


bitch bastard

a female dog that does not have a father

Instruction: "poor bitch bastard - muffy never knew her father he was too busy breeding" What is the definition of "bitch bastard"?


blitl

Instruction: "don't blitl others by attempting to be a little more tactful" What is the definition of "blitl"?


appraisee

Instruction: "i requested the contact details of this specific appraisee" What is the definition of "appraisee"?


gaynor

Context: gaynor is another name for guinevere

in irish, the name gaynor means- fair and soft

Instruction: "gaynor is another name for guinevere" What is the definition of "gaynor"?


gaynor

Context: your such a gaynor

a person who is sweet and who likes to have fun!

Instruction: "your such a gaynor" What is the definition of "gaynor"?


gaynor

Context: he is such a gaynor bro

a young black man/woman who gets girls on the daily and slices sneak dissers

Instruction: "he is such a gaynor bro" What is the definition of "gaynor"?


gaynor

Instruction: ""example one: [gaynor riding a bike in her underwear] mommy "put some clothes on, gaynor" What is the definition of "gaynor"?


gaynor

Context: go away you fat gaynor

Instruction: "go away you fat gaynor" What is the definition of "gaynor"?


chuck bam beez

bad (bammer, brown, shwag, dirt, shit) marijuana

Instruction: "i told this nigga to bring the purp, but he done brought over some chuck bam beez" What is the definition of "chuck bam beez"?


e.t. necking

Instruction: ""i can't see because you are e.t. necking" What is the definition of "e.t. necking"?


albfro

used to describe the unruly affro of one of the most talented guitarists ever - [albert hammond jr

Instruction: "i wish i had an albfro like albert hammond jr" What is the definition of "albfro"?


amiliani

Instruction: "amiliani is hilarious, and can keep any secret" What is the definition of "amiliani"?


databagel

Context: "this databagel goes best with schmear

a databagel is a packet type specified by rfc-9001-a in conjunction with cookies

Instruction: ""this databagel goes best with schmear" What is the definition of "databagel"?


bullshitious

Instruction: ""did you hear that justin got a girlfriend? "no, that is bullshitious" What is the definition of "bullshitious"?


craig ferguson

the funniest late night talk show host right now

Instruction: ""person 1: "did you see craig ferguson last night?" person 2: "nope, i watched jay leno" What is the definition of "craig ferguson"?


craig ferguson

scottish comedian, host of the late late show on cbs

Instruction: "billy: is craig ferguson as funny as conan o'brien? me: no, but he's definately better than those tools letterman and leno" What is the definition of "craig ferguson"?


craig ferguson

Context: craig ferguson is betty white's bitch

facts about craig ferguson:  he is the late late show host on after letterman

Instruction: "craig ferguson is betty white's bitch" What is the definition of "craig ferguson"?


craig ferguson

Instruction: "an example of craig ferguson would be an embarassing father who thinks he has humor" What is the definition of "craig ferguson"?


cuddlepuss

Instruction: "if you'd ever been in the sweet embrace of that boy you'd know he's all cuddlepuss and no snaggles" What is the definition of "cuddlepuss"?


cuddlepuss

Instruction: "if you'd ever been in the sweet embrace of that boy you'd know he's all cuddlepuss and no snaggles" What is the definition of "cuddlepuss"?


akayess

Context: i am the akayess of online ping pong ii

a word used on the internet to describe someone as the master of something

Instruction: "i am the akayess of online ping pong ii" What is the definition of "akayess"?


al chile

"the mexican "for real' expression in spanish language

Instruction: ""white boy: hey homie, let's try that new thing called the "gravity bong"  homie: al chile?  white boy: al chile" What is the definition of "al chile"?


md hamza

Context: awsoume md hamza

Instruction: "awsoume md hamza" What is the definition of "md hamza"?


burketastic

shortened from better than average extraordinary fantastic

Instruction: "dude that guy was having such a burketastic day it made me sick i hate mornings" What is the definition of "burketastic"?


anti-albanian

Context: the world is anti-albanian

the one thing every political individual can agree upon

Instruction: "the world is anti-albanian" What is the definition of "anti-albanian"?


communist teen outreach

a smaller movement within the [american communist movement] that seeks to spread the message of communism to teen

Instruction: "communist teen outreach is in our school" What is the definition of "communist teen outreach"?


beefosaur

the highly likely occurrence that a woman has so much beef chops that she can wrap her pussy around a building

Instruction: "mitch: holy shit look at lara's beefosaur" What is the definition of "beefosaur"?


ugandan discussions

"ugandan discussions is a euphemism for sex coined during the early 1970s by the satirical british magazine "private eye"

Instruction: "— where are they? — i believe they slipped away for some private ugandan discussions" What is the definition of "ugandan discussions"?


jewmanji

"a jewish version of the classic board game "jumanji" in which players must survive the holocaust as players in jumanji had to survive the forest

Instruction: "hey colin, get over here so we can play some jewmanji" What is the definition of "jewmanji"?


jewmanji

when a jewish friend begins to start acting bitchy and erratically

Instruction: "blythe: why is ilana being such a jewmanji?  jeanette: i don't know, but that jewmanji is starting to piss me off" What is the definition of "jewmanji"?


fajungus

Instruction: "i banged her so hard i gave her a fajungus" What is the definition of "fajungus"?


cool chips

Context: that was cool chips

Instruction: "that was cool chips" What is the definition of "cool chips"?


chopcock

a jew (pejorative), by reference to the custom of circumcision

Instruction: "he was just another chopcock on his way to harvard" What is the definition of "chopcock"?


ddeod

Instruction: ""officer kim: "ok, whats ddeod stand for?" officer jones: "" What is the definition of "ddeod"?


billburned

to fall in love with the person you were sent to destroy

Instruction: "looks like we need to pull bob of the assignment, he billburned" What is the definition of "billburned"?


belgian waffle iron

when you bust in a girls face, and you hit her with a tennis racket so that the ridges resemble those of a waffle iron

Instruction: "wow, bobby just gave kate a massive belgian waffle iron" What is the definition of "belgian waffle iron"?


cacota

Context: me eche una cacota

Instruction: "me eche una cacota" What is the definition of "cacota"?


damn the man

Instruction: ""jakori: " yo u heard they tryna drug test a fool to get food stamps, that a damn the man" What is the definition of "damn the man"?


damn the man

Instruction: ""jakori: " yo u heard they tryna drug test a fool to get food stamps, that a damn the man" What is the definition of "damn the man"?


carrot jockey

Instruction: "that carrot jockey died when she shoved a carrot up her [twat] from internal bleeding" What is the definition of "carrot jockey"?


baby butter

thick white material used for creating babies

Instruction: "i touched my penis is an innapropriate manner and baby butter came out" What is the definition of "baby butter"?


ursula

Context: dayum look at that ursula

ursula is the sweetest thing! she is someone whose heart is pure and in whom you can trust

Instruction: "dayum look at that ursula" What is the definition of "ursula"?


ursula

a beautiful lady whom people will find the need to hate

Instruction: "im so jealous of that damn ursula and her son who is takin over the world" What is the definition of "ursula"?


ursula

"the first name ursula has latin origin "ursus", meaning the bear

Instruction: ""did you see her, who ursula?  "yah that girls was such a beautiful ursula" What is the definition of "ursula"?


bloody knuckles

a game when 2 people punch each others knuckles until one of them gives up

Instruction: "i played charlie bloody knuckles and i broke his hand" What is the definition of "bloody knuckles"?


bloody knuckles

a [scene] game played by majority of high schoolers at lunch

Instruction: "played bloody knuckles today, now im sore" What is the definition of "bloody knuckles"?


bloody knuckles

adolescent game involving two participants sitting opposite each other at a small table

Instruction: "scott and greg were playing bloody knuckles in the cafeteria" What is the definition of "bloody knuckles"?


bloody knuckles

Context: fisting with bloody knuckles

sexual act, one participant must be standing erect and female

Instruction: "fisting with bloody knuckles" What is the definition of "bloody knuckles"?


bloody knuckles

what one gets after extensive fisting of a menstruating cooter

Instruction: "gian was forced to wash his bloody knuckles after fiercely fisting his fatass heavy loaded girl's menstruating vag" What is the definition of "bloody knuckles"?


captain clark

"the captain of a highly regarded administration team

Instruction: "my team should now be doing what i say said captain clark" What is the definition of "captain clark"?


bzah

Context: that mountain goat is bzah

Instruction: "that mountain goat is bzah" What is the definition of "bzah"?


confruzzled

Instruction: "finding this street has really confruzzled me and i am very lost here" What is the definition of "confruzzled"?


confruzzled

Context: "amy is confruzzled

Instruction: ""amy is confruzzled" What is the definition of "confruzzled"?


moab

(pronounced moe-ab) it stands for mouth on ass and balls

Instruction: "he was squealing like a little girl due to the moab technique she was using on him" What is the definition of "moab"?


moab

Context: the moab is the anti-nuclear bomb

"massive ordnance air burst "mother of all bombs"  premier us-made bomb, launchable by aircraft, possible replacement for the daisy cutter and such related similar weapons

Instruction: "the moab is the anti-nuclear bomb" What is the definition of "moab"?


moab

"moab - massive ordnance air blast bomb/mother of all bombs  the gbu-43/b is large, powerful and accurately delivered, high explosive

Instruction: ""because charlie got a visit from a daisy cutter in vietnam, hajji gets an upgraded visit from the moab" What is the definition of "moab"?


moab

Context: i went to moab and biked slick rock

Instruction: "i went to moab and biked slick rock" What is the definition of "moab"?


evil plan

Instruction: "muhahaha my evil plan and i shall rule the world" What is the definition of "evil plan"?


breianna

Context: riend 1: i love breianna

definitely the coolest person most kindest person in the world

Instruction: "riend 1: i love breianna" What is the definition of "breianna"?


horribly delicious

when something tastes so good that a person can not help but eat an excessive amount of it, causing the person to either gain wieght or feel sick

Instruction: "the cookies they served at the party yesterday were so horribly delicious that i ate a ton and threw up when i got home" What is the definition of "horribly delicious"?


borderline grenade

a girl/guy who is close to being a grenade but not completely

Instruction: "how can i put it? i like this guy but he is a borderline grenade" What is the definition of "borderline grenade"?


comoros

tiny little island nation off the indian ocean coast of africa

Instruction: "comoros seems like it should be richer than it is" What is the definition of "comoros"?


barrientos

Context: omg he is definitely a barrientos

handsome mexican with gorgeous hazel eyes

Instruction: "omg he is definitely a barrientos" What is the definition of "barrientos"?


a winner

Context: he's a winner lol

a person who is homeless, crazy, werid, funny looking, or sometimes retarted

Instruction: "he's a winner lol" What is the definition of "a winner"?


caprica

scifi show on what is now the [syfy channel]

Instruction: "caprica is so much better than any of that lame projecctile tv feces that spews into livingrooms via the networks" What is the definition of "caprica"?


bullet time

Context: "man that bullet time stuff is insane

a highly sophisticated slow motion special effect technique used to show a bullet in flight

Instruction: ""man that bullet time stuff is insane" What is the definition of "bullet time"?


bullet time

the [slow motion] effect used in many movies and videogames, such as [the matrix] and [max payne]

Instruction: "neo dived back and avoided the bullets using bullet time" What is the definition of "bullet time"?


bullet time

"a special effect in movies popularized by the movie "the matrix"

Instruction: "bullet time allows you to see very fast moving objects" What is the definition of "bullet time"?


bullet time

a form of ultra-slow motion mostly based on the principle that motion and time can be seperated

Instruction: "wanna know what would make dodgeball awesome? if i had bullet time" What is the definition of "bullet time"?


hear me now

Context: "what a tune, fucking hear me now

Instruction: ""what a tune, fucking hear me now" What is the definition of "hear me now"?


ftlog

Context: ftlog mackenzie your being stupid

Instruction: "ftlog mackenzie your being stupid" What is the definition of "ftlog"?


blarghenchamber

Context: dude, go to your blarghenchamber

a place to go when you are high and/or drunk

Instruction: "dude, go to your blarghenchamber" What is the definition of "blarghenchamber"?


alectryomacation

is a suffix of alectryomacate and is the discriptive process of precieving words while they are forming and finding their hidden meaning to form a new word

Instruction: "the queen accepted her servants alectryomacation of her oratory" What is the definition of "alectryomacation"?


adalai

Instruction: "it was said that adalai was born via an ancient time portal and fro this day all humanity was saved from monotony" What is the definition of "adalai"?


borelando

Context: i had to move from miami to borelando

disparaging, but accurate nickname for the city of [orlando], fl, owing to the fact that orlando is possibly the most boring major metropolitan area in florida

Instruction: "i had to move from miami to borelando" What is the definition of "borelando"?


atomic stinky

when you least expect it, your infant child makes  an extremely smelly diaper for you and your surrounding world to enjoy!

Instruction: "what's that smell oh no, (every one flees the room quickly) patrick made an atomic stinky" What is the definition of "atomic stinky"?


base jumping

Context: base jumping is sick

base jumping literaly stands for building, antenna, span (bridge), earth (cliff)

Instruction: "base jumping is sick" What is the definition of "base jumping"?


base jumping

Instruction: "oh, how'd he die? he went base jumping off of the bridge" What is the definition of "base jumping"?


base jumping

Context: base jumping is sick

base jumping literaly stands for building, antenna, span (bridge), earth (cliff)

Instruction: "base jumping is sick" What is the definition of "base jumping"?


base jumping

Instruction: "oh, how'd he die? he went base jumping off of the bridge" What is the definition of "base jumping"?


bochism

Context: i live my life by bochism

colloqially speaking, bochism is a way of life aimed at making a lot of money while young and retiring early

Instruction: "i live my life by bochism" What is the definition of "bochism"?


browserati

loose term for those people who insist on criticising your choice of web browser, redirecting you to a 'download firefox' link and generally crusading against internet explorer

Instruction: "i can't view this site, i've been blocked by the browserati" What is the definition of "browserati"?


farkan

Context: i so just got hit on by farkan

"noun: a male who thinks he is extremely good looking and intelligent, when someone should have told him he is barely luke warm

Instruction: "i so just got hit on by farkan" What is the definition of "farkan"?


ambrodexterity

the act of immediately purchasing two drinks when you enter a bar

Instruction: "bro1: dude sypohn8's ambrodexterity really is something to be admired" What is the definition of "ambrodexterity"?


da vinci complex

someone that is multi talented, and has the ability to perform many unique skills

Instruction: "da vinci complex  1- a multi instrumentalist who can also run marathons" What is the definition of "da vinci complex"?


kayaking

whitewater kayaking- for the man who has nothing left to loose

Instruction: "hurricanes mean two things in houston: no school and finally enough water to go kayaking through backyards, golf courses and off that ledge you have always imagined as a waterfall" What is the definition of "kayaking"?


kayaking

slang for the act of a married woman having lesbian sex with another woman

Instruction: ""kostas didn't realize that when his wife went "kayaking", her partner was kayaking her" What is the definition of "kayaking"?


kayaking

Context: girl: i love kayaking boy: i know

Instruction: "girl: i love kayaking boy: i know" What is the definition of "kayaking"?


kayaking

the act of consuming alcoholic beverages in excessive amounts while not meeting the legal age requirements of society

Instruction: "dan: hey i think peter went kayaking last night" What is the definition of "kayaking"?


kayaking

"when you place two fingers in between a woman's cleavage and move them side to side, creating a wave-like motion

Instruction: "wow, i would really like to go kayaking in those [boobs]" What is the definition of "kayaking"?


kayaking

the act of consuming alcoholic beverages in excessive amounts while not meeting the legal age requirements of society

Instruction: "dan: hey i think peter went kayaking last night" What is the definition of "kayaking"?


kayaking

Context: she realy liked kayaking

Instruction: "she realy liked kayaking" What is the definition of "kayaking"?


belzach

Context: please don't destroy my belzach please

Instruction: "please don't destroy my belzach please" What is the definition of "belzach"?


haakvard university

Context: "i go to haakvard university

the actual name for what was previously known as harvard university

Instruction: ""i go to haakvard university" What is the definition of "haakvard university"?


french horn

the freakin awesome brass instrument that only freakin awesome people can play!

Instruction: "the french horn is the best brass instrument ever and its doesnt sound like some weird animal dying like a trumpet does" What is the definition of "french horn"?


french horn

the act of performing oral sex on a man while inserting your fist into his anus

Instruction: "that dirty whore gave me a french horn for $15" What is the definition of "french horn"?


french horn

licking a woman's asshole while fisting her

Instruction: "holy cow, he really gave her the ol' french horn when he fisted her while licking her asshole" What is the definition of "french horn"?


french horn

the act of purposely farting while receiving oral sex

Instruction: "jane was blowing me and i made her play the french horn" What is the definition of "french horn"?


burn the toast

Context: dude wanna go burn the toast

Instruction: "dude wanna go burn the toast" What is the definition of "burn the toast"?


rio lazaro

Instruction: "hey did you saw that girl yah that is rio lazaro  lol" What is the definition of "rio lazaro"?


balls real deep

Context: dude that test was balls real deep

the act of doing some thing to a major extreme

Instruction: "dude that test was balls real deep" What is the definition of "balls real deep"?


bar cabbage

wads of crumbled up 1 and 5 dollar bills found in your front pockets after a night at the bar, due to only paying for drinks with 20s

Instruction: "i thought i had spent all my money last night, but i had more than enough bar cabbage to cover my cab ride home" What is the definition of "bar cabbage"?


reeds

short for the rideau centre, the best mall in ottawa

Instruction: "julia: hey rayna, are you going to reeds after school today? rayna: yeah, i want to do some shopping" What is the definition of "reeds"?


fatquake

Context: oh my god, look at the fatquake

Instruction: "oh my god, look at the fatquake" What is the definition of "fatquake"?


hamptonese

"the "inside" words and phrases used by those who live in the [hamptons]"

Instruction: "i tried to understand what the millionaires were saying to one another but they were speaking in hamptonese" What is the definition of "hamptonese"?


ho tendencies

Instruction: "ex: juanita has 12% ho tendencies whereas orangelica is 60% straight up ho" What is the definition of "ho tendencies"?


dip your fair share

Context: sadlick: hey fultz, dip your fair share

(verb) to take a dip of snuff from a can of grollie bear

Instruction: "sadlick: hey fultz, dip your fair share" What is the definition of "dip your fair share"?


craysap

"having to do something incredibly quickly

Instruction: ""dan: "yo, dave, the boss needs that document drafted craysap" What is the definition of "craysap"?


aldrete

Instruction: "jakie went to vietnam and found aldrete and couldnt sleep for days" What is the definition of "aldrete"?


cactalano

Instruction: "1) omg there is brenton cactalano 2) cactus" What is the definition of "cactalano"?


anthrophysilogy

Context: i study anthrophysilogy

the two sides of human kindness and observation

Instruction: "i study anthrophysilogy" What is the definition of "anthrophysilogy"?


concern troll

a person who lurks, then posts, on a site or blog, expressing concern for policies, comments, attitudes of others on the site

Instruction: ""a concern troll commented, "you should be careful about what you write because you might get in trouble with the government" What is the definition of "concern troll"?


concern troll

Instruction: "i tried to tell them their statistics were discredited decades ago, but they just shouted me down and called me a concern troll" What is the definition of "concern troll"?


fgag

Context: jay: man, he's being sarcastic you fgag

Instruction: "jay: man, he's being sarcastic you fgag" What is the definition of "fgag"?


ad homonym

Instruction: "ad homonym is a misspelling of the word, [ad hominem]" What is the definition of "ad homonym"?


bushing my teeth

doing the dirty thing to the dirty bits of a dirty lady, with your dirty mouth

Instruction: "shit, i've still got her hair in my mouth from bushing my teeth" What is the definition of "bushing my teeth"?


maclot

Context: that maclot called me a wintroll

Instruction: "that maclot called me a wintroll" What is the definition of "maclot"?


5 pound

a game similar to rock paper scissors shoot

Instruction: "hey you wanna play rock paper scissors shoot?  no way i'd rather play this new game called 5 pound" What is the definition of "5 pound"?


big honking

some thing or someone that makes an elephant seem small

Instruction: "befor kirstie lost waight she was big honking" What is the definition of "big honking"?


bastarghds!

Context: bastarghds! - says a pirate

Instruction: "bastarghds! - says a pirate" What is the definition of "bastarghds!"?


corn juice

a very bad smell that comes from a person who has not bathed

Instruction: "sam has not taken a bath in two weeks, she stinks like corn juice" What is the definition of "corn juice"?


buttwager

the last zombie in codwaw nazi zombies,when everyone wants toget weapons before the next game

Instruction: "dude,keep a buttwager alive, i need to get the random box" What is the definition of "buttwager"?


class warfare

"a political and military conflict between economic classes

Instruction: ""ari fleischer: "the president does not believe in dividing the american people and playing class warfare" What is the definition of "class warfare"?


class warfare

competition between socioeconomic classes: rich, middle-class and poor

Instruction: "wheather class warfare exists or not, all politicians use it to their advantage to get votes" What is the definition of "class warfare"?


class warfare

class warfare:  despite assumptions to the contrary, class warfare is not a war between classes

Instruction: ""the fuedal warfare system ended with the [hundred years war], when class warfare was eliminated for trained armies of all classes" What is the definition of "class warfare"?


badaslam

Context: badaslam is a boss

Instruction: "badaslam is a boss" What is the definition of "badaslam"?


davis douglas

another word for a person's anus or asshole

Instruction: "when my grandma puckers up to kiss me, her mouth looks just like a davis douglas" What is the definition of "davis douglas"?


boob job

Context: she got a great boob job

Instruction: "she got a great boob job" What is the definition of "boob job"?


boob job

when one, preferably male,( unless you take it the other way) swivelchair's (yes that is a verb) his tongue around the nipple, arousing it to full potential

Instruction: "that boob job vibrated my nipples like music resonates in speakers" What is the definition of "boob job"?


boob job

plastic surgery using implants, done to inhance the look of a womans breast

Instruction: "i think she feels more confident about herself since she had her boob job done" What is the definition of "boob job"?


boob job

when one places one's penis between a woman's or overweight male's breasts and moves the penis in a back-and-forth motion or the boobs to rub against the penis

Instruction: ""travis: "dude, i got a boob job last night"" What is the definition of "boob job"?


clive barnes

a delusional singer/songwriter that refuses to accept their mediocrity

Instruction: "ah man, did you see that dude singing in the bar last night? total clive barnes" What is the definition of "clive barnes"?


squibble head

Context: matthew sanders is a squibble head

someone not very intelligent and quite slow

Instruction: "matthew sanders is a squibble head" What is the definition of "squibble head"?


bidnezz

Context: none of yo' bidnezz

Instruction: "none of yo' bidnezz" What is the definition of "bidnezz"?


crookston

Instruction: "crookston is a very calm town, with a tzar named walmart" What is the definition of "crookston"?


darael

Context: he's such a darael

darael - a cheeky and charismatic person a joy to be around always joking around

Instruction: "he's such a darael" What is the definition of "darael"?


heads up seven up

Context: heads up seven up at school

a game used in elementary school where you always looked down on the floor for people's shoes to tell who picked your thumb

Instruction: "heads up seven up at school" What is the definition of "heads up seven up"?


heads up seven up

Context: heads up seven up at school

a game used in elementary school where you always looked down on the floor for people's shoes to tell who picked your thumb

Instruction: "heads up seven up at school" What is the definition of "heads up seven up"?


footballin

Context: damn joe, you are footballin

when your balls hang so low they lay across your feet

Instruction: "damn joe, you are footballin" What is the definition of "footballin"?


dickdoppler

dickdoppler - noun - the built in early warning system embedded in a straight man's brain that issues alerts pertaining to the presence of a penis on a female imposter

Instruction: "my dickdoppler warned me that the prostitute my friends got for my birthday was actually a man" What is the definition of "dickdoppler"?


betty pillow

a pillow that a boy would have sex with to practice for future girls or boys bum holes if they were to be gay

Instruction: ""dude, i had sex with betty pillow last night" What is the definition of "betty pillow"?


fake person

Instruction: ""ana julia talks shit about a girl because she's such a fake person" What is the definition of "fake person"?


black mob

Context: man black mob all day

Instruction: "man black mob all day" What is the definition of "black mob"?


dair

Context: look at those narks over dair

fed up of people correcting you when you mix up there, their and they're? use dair instead of all three

Instruction: "look at those narks over dair" What is the definition of "dair"?


dair

Context: my that move frank is doing is so dair

Instruction: " my that move frank is doing is so dair" What is the definition of "dair"?


dair

Context: i give off dair vibes

Instruction: "i give off dair vibes" What is the definition of "dair"?


awesome opossum

Instruction: "the awesome opossum fucked your mother rough and dry" What is the definition of "awesome opossum"?


it tickle

when you purposely port scan an it admin's server which then submits a warning to his mobile device set to vibrate

Instruction: "i'm going to it tickle the shit out of d-link" What is the definition of "it tickle"?


666 nipple twist

the act of giving someone a titty twister with your toes

Instruction: "because mark just delivered me the most painful 666 nipple twist" What is the definition of "666 nipple twist"?


biscuit lip

having the facial characteristic of an immense bottom lip, as if a whole biscuit were packed inside the lip like tobacco

Instruction: "honey, look at the biscuit lip over there" What is the definition of "biscuit lip"?


chocolate headphones

"when in a three-some, you ask two participants to face away from you and squat either side of your head

Instruction: "got lucky with two girls last night and i totally got a set of chocolate headphones" What is the definition of "chocolate headphones"?


chocolate headphones

"when in a three-some, you ask two participants to face away from you and squat either side of your head

Instruction: "got lucky with two girls last night and i totally got a set of chocolate headphones" What is the definition of "chocolate headphones"?


falacio

Context: i just received falacio from jessica

the act of performing oral sex on a man's penis

Instruction: "i just received falacio from jessica" What is the definition of "falacio"?


brohayer

Instruction: "mr bresk: man i could really go for some sticky green brohayer right now" What is the definition of "brohayer"?


igtf

Instruction: "that girl must have douched with clorox because now my igtf" What is the definition of "igtf"?


igtf

Instruction: "oh my gosh, it is so hot out i think igtf" What is the definition of "igtf"?


igtf

Context: thank karma for igtf

Instruction: "thank karma for igtf" What is the definition of "igtf"?


igtf

Context: man i have withdraw cus igtf bad

Instruction: "man i have withdraw cus igtf bad" What is the definition of "igtf"?


coon tails

a hair extension or dyed piece of hair, usually about 5cm wide with horizontal stripes in 2 different colours going down it

Instruction: "those fuzzy hats with the coonskin tail look just like meagle murder massacre brutal fgt chaos brutal's new coon tails" What is the definition of "coon tails"?


dingle hopper

Context: this here dingle hopper is for eatin'

Instruction: "this here dingle hopper is for eatin'" What is the definition of "dingle hopper"?


dingle hopper

Context: dani is a dingle hopper

someone who hop's from dingle berry to dingle berry

Instruction: "dani is a dingle hopper" What is the definition of "dingle hopper"?


dingle hopper

a bobby pin bent (so its long) to scrape cashed weed out of a pipe

Instruction: "can you hand me the dingle hopper so i can pack a new bowl?" What is the definition of "dingle hopper"?


dingle hopper

Context: wow, she is a complete dingle hopper

Instruction: "wow, she is a complete dingle hopper" What is the definition of "dingle hopper"?


carolina butter churn

"your girl is underneath you, then she fellates you, when you reach orgasm, you continue to pump it and churn the ejaculate into "butter"

Instruction: "i pulled a carolina butter churn then made her spread it on toast and eat it" What is the definition of "carolina butter churn"?


agabach

cool, hot, sexy, current, wanna 'do' it, would buy one if you had the cash, awesome but out of reach, reserved for the cool people

Instruction: "that new guy is so freaking agabach is un-freaking believable" What is the definition of "agabach"?


barney the purple dinosaur

"that guy in the purple suit who would always hang out behind our school and take my friends and i on magical adventures

Instruction: ""we're meeting barney the purple dinosaur after school so he can give us more of those "special hugs and kisses" What is the definition of "barney the purple dinosaur"?


mlnw

Context: we all need to mlnw

Instruction: "we all need to mlnw" What is the definition of "mlnw"?


adrian young

Context: adrian young is a sexy mofo

Instruction: "adrian young is a sexy mofo" What is the definition of "adrian young"?


augusta, maine

Instruction: "the only thing to do on a friday night in augusta, maine is go to the wal-mart" What is the definition of "augusta, maine"?


hilaroos

Context: cj you are so fucking hilaroos

"a better rendition of the word "hilarious"

Instruction: "cj you are so fucking hilaroos" What is the definition of "hilaroos"?


firehole

the inflamation of the [anus], which results in redness and itching and burning sensations

Instruction: "i woke up with the urge to defaecate, only to be interrupted with the knowledge that i have firehole" What is the definition of "firehole"?


firehole

"firey sensation you get in your butthole when diarrhea "comes knockin'""

Instruction: "i shouldnt have eaten that burrito, now i have firehole" What is the definition of "firehole"?


firehole

is slang for when you go to take a dump after eating spicy food and you get that hot and sometimes unbearable burning sensation at your butthole

Instruction: "man that chili gave me some bad firehole this morning" What is the definition of "firehole"?


jewbaked

to put into an oven until burnt to a crisp

Instruction: "put the bread in the oven and burn it to a crisp so its jewbaked" What is the definition of "jewbaked"?


happiless

Instruction: "if rainbows, butterflies, and flowers did not exist, i would be happiless" What is the definition of "happiless"?


bjarne '97

"when you get really angry at your bike and toss it like bjarne riis did in the tour de france 1997

Instruction: "brian: my bike stopped working on my way home, so i went really mad and did a bjarne '97 on it" What is the definition of "bjarne '97"?