he wolf

Context: hey there he wolf

Instruction: "hey there he wolf" What is the definition of "he wolf"?


blue lake fine arts camp

Instruction: "i was glad not to get the returning student full-ride scholarship to blue lake fine arts camp" What is the definition of "blue lake fine arts camp"?


arturo fuente opus x

one of the rarest, best, and most expensive cigars in the world

Instruction: "the arturo fuente opus x is perhaps the rarest and highest rated brand in the world, opusx has a world-renowned reputation for quality and class" What is the definition of "arturo fuente opus x"?


burningopolis

Instruction: "the largest festival in the nevada desert is the burningopolis of burning man" What is the definition of "burningopolis"?


cavepound

Instruction: "i'm going to cavepound the shit out of that whore" What is the definition of "cavepound"?


chinkenscratch

"derogatory term for the character-based asian languages such as chinese and japanese

Instruction: "pei tei wong tried to show me his new tattoo, but i can't read that chinkenscratch language" What is the definition of "chinkenscratch"?


about five seconds

a term referring to a relatively short amount of time, usually not actually five seconds

Instruction: ""it was cool for about five seconds before it got boring" What is the definition of "about five seconds"?


p2p application which promotes itself as having the ability to hide the users ip address to avoid being tracked

Instruction: "if you want to avoid getting sued, use earthstation5" What is the definition of "earthstation5"?


hard body

Context: she's one hard body

1) an attractive female with an athletic physique

Instruction: "she's one hard body" What is the definition of "hard body"?


hard body

a term used 2 describe a niga datz tuff,official,gangsta,ect

Instruction: "yo dat dude famouz roled up in skool hard body" What is the definition of "hard body"?


gamers high

the feeling of increased awareness when playing an intense mission/online match on a video game

Instruction: "joe had his eyes wide open and (somehow) fully awake at 3 am playing [black ops], stricken by gamers high" What is the definition of "gamers high"?


bossbeastin

Context: i'm in da streets bossbeastin

a term created by flint,mi rapper incredible b

Instruction: "i'm in da streets bossbeastin" What is the definition of "bossbeastin"?


mole in a hole

when someones foreskin is too small for the head and it pops out the top

Instruction: "slut1:eww look at david slut2:ikr, i bet he has a mole in a hole slut1:ikr perma-virgin" What is the definition of "mole in a hole"?


cypher assault

cracker, whiteboy, farmboy, freckled-face who has a red face when he gets dissed

Instruction: ""everytime cypher assault comes into the room, gerald says "boo" and cypher gets scared, turns red like an apple, and exceedingly runs away like a cactuar in final fantasy" What is the definition of "cypher assault"?


antomology

Instruction: "i bought an ant farm to study up on my antomology" What is the definition of "antomology"?


butt failure

Instruction: "on june 22nd, 2008, george carlin died of butt failure in santa monica, ca" What is the definition of "butt failure"?


basscist

hatred towards the bass player in the band, pronounced the same as racist

Instruction: "guitarist: its funny how the bassist thinks he is actually doing something in the band  bassist: wow man don't be such a basscist" What is the definition of "basscist"?


chocolate ride

Context: look at that hot chocolate ride

Instruction: "look at that hot chocolate ride" What is the definition of "chocolate ride"?


chocolate ride

Context: i got a chocolate ride for tonight

Instruction: "i got a chocolate ride for tonight" What is the definition of "chocolate ride"?


chocolate ride

Instruction: "jenny bent over for a hard chocolate ride" What is the definition of "chocolate ride"?


anus break

Instruction: "i ate way too much crab meat, i need to go sit on the toilet and take an anus break" What is the definition of "anus break"?


rushmore

based on a quote from the movie, an expression meaning something is the ultimate

Instruction: "dude, i love that girl, she's my rushmore" What is the definition of "rushmore"?


rushmore

Instruction: "rushmore is the antithesis of howling: new moon rising" What is the definition of "rushmore"?


rushmore

Instruction: "we pulled a total rushmore on that guy dakota last night" What is the definition of "rushmore"?


rushmore

Context: life 4 me is rushmore

life, both in the sense of the movie and in the literal meaning

Instruction: "life 4 me is rushmore" What is the definition of "rushmore"?


bit bit

Instruction: "that [boochen] bit bit is such a catch look at all the tricks she can flip" What is the definition of "bit bit"?


bit bit

the tiny, rat-like chihuahua of britney spears, often seen attached to britney's arm

Instruction: "britney only got bit bit because she saw how popular [tinkerbell hilton] is" What is the definition of "bit bit"?


boston cream pie

"a blowjob consisting of a penis covered in nutella or other chocolate spreading and the "cream" is the cum

Instruction: "i covered my dick in chocolate and i gave her a boston cream pie" What is the definition of "boston cream pie"?


boston cream pie

a delicious treat that comes in either holeless [doughnut] form or [pie] form, it consists of a slightly sweet breadlike substance topped with [chocolate] cream and filled with a [custard]

Instruction: "i got a boston cream pie at dunkin' donuts then got smashed a pie like boston cream pie on your mom's face" What is the definition of "boston cream pie"?


ave rat

Instruction: "hey man i was walking back from the ave when some fucking ave rat started yelling at me" What is the definition of "ave rat"?


ave rat

homeless youth who live on university way in seattle that beg for change to buy cigarettes and hate their parents

Instruction: "ave rat 1: hey i was begging for change the other day and only got two dollars" What is the definition of "ave rat"?


baklameter

Context: did your baklameter peaked?

Instruction: "did your baklameter peaked?" What is the definition of "baklameter"?


candle scandle

a little thing or problem that pisses a girl off greatly

Instruction: "man- hey dude did you sleep with that chick? man 2- nah dude it was a candle scandle" What is the definition of "candle scandle"?


ass nugget

Instruction: "yesterday i shit a ass nugget and it hurt coming out" What is the definition of "ass nugget"?


ass nugget

the shit thats stuck in your ass that you just cant get out

Instruction: "i was sitting on the toilet for a long time because i had an ass nugget" What is the definition of "ass nugget"?


ass nugget

when the waitress stick a chicken nugget up his/her ass then gives it to you

Instruction: "dude the other day i went to snow white drive inn and i saw the waitress give me an ass nugget" What is the definition of "ass nugget"?


corpification

"coporations taking over america at the expense of all u

Instruction: "corpification has given [corporations] unlimited ability to [influence] the [united states] [political process] through [campaign donations]" What is the definition of "corpification"?


congers, ny

congers, ny is the ghetto of rockland county

Instruction: "in congers, ny the owner of an icecream shop was sliced across his stomach and got his ear ripped off" What is the definition of "congers, ny"?


wind-up

"mainly uk, especially south-east england

Instruction: ""he claimed he had been in the sas, but it was just a wind-up" What is the definition of "wind-up"?


wind-up

Instruction: "he said he's meet her at 7 o'clock, but after she'd been standing in the rain for an hour she realised it was a wind-up" What is the definition of "wind-up"?


crandace

a gin (preferabley tanqueray)and tonic with 2-3 splashes of cranberry juice and a lime

Instruction: "i'll have a gin and tonic- no, wait- i'm in a pink mood, make that a crandace" What is the definition of "crandace"?


erage

Instruction: "as soon as i get an email account, oh how we will erage" What is the definition of "erage"?


drip pricing

seeing a headline price advertised at the beginning of an online purchase but when you progress to the payment phase, finding that additional fees and charges have been added

Instruction: "[jetstarred] [ryanair] [rottenair] [scam] [conair] [groupon] all practice drip pricing" What is the definition of "drip pricing"?


angry mummy

giving a sleeping milf a surprise facial

Instruction: "steve's mom was so hot napping in the couch , i just had to give her an angry mummy" What is the definition of "angry mummy"?


brown eye benny

the act of snorting cocaine off a males anus (see also brown eye betty)

Instruction: "i did that brown eye benny off of monsieure jean luc and got so fuckin high" What is the definition of "brown eye benny"?


fizzed

Instruction: "i can't believe you broke that, bro you just fizzed it" What is the definition of "fizzed"?


fizzed

Instruction: "dude, last night i drank hella brew and got totally fizzed" What is the definition of "fizzed"?


fizzed

to consume alcohol faster than the liver can process it

Instruction: "let's get together and get fizzed all night" What is the definition of "fizzed"?


fizzed

when a woman is in a relationship with a man, and the man tells her not to talk to her guy friends

Instruction: "dude, sandy won't answer, im getting totally fizzed" What is the definition of "fizzed"?


fizzed

Instruction: "after eating a taco and seeing his girlfriend naked he fizzed" What is the definition of "fizzed"?


mexi-shit(s)

"the shit taken directly after or sometimes during the consumption of food from latin regions

Instruction: "my friend pablo makes a mean burrito with salsa and guacamole but, man, it gives you the mexi-shit(s) like crazy" What is the definition of "mexi-shit(s)"?


jarmen kell

a special unit in c&c generals who snipes other units and even snipes the drivers of different land transportation devices

Instruction: "ahh ur jarmen kell just sniped all my infantry" What is the definition of "jarmen kell"?


daanish

Context: daanish is cool

an amazing person who has no equal in life

Instruction: "daanish is cool" What is the definition of "daanish"?


printed version

a version of [anything] that can be printed, which is printed

Instruction: "person 1: can i have a printed version of that webpage? person 2: what?" What is the definition of "printed version"?


bronanza

Instruction: "the bronanza showed up at kelly's party and ended up fucking her house up" What is the definition of "bronanza"?


beer crew

"ryan roberts founded "beer crew" wes powell-co founder  since 2008 �"

Instruction: ""the beer crew is chilling tonight  "drink beer"-ryan roberts also founded the term"" What is the definition of "beer crew"?


axel foley

one of the greatest characters in movie history

Instruction: "the first time i watched beverly hills cop i spent the next six months trying to laugh like axel foley" What is the definition of "axel foley"?


brokenshard

when utilizing the latrine to [deficate] and it feels like your passing glass

Instruction: "dude i totally was on the crapper the other day and it felt like brokenshard" What is the definition of "brokenshard"?


farktual

Instruction: "howard dean was being farktual when he said bush lied" What is the definition of "farktual"?


awhorable

an adjective used to describe someone or something that is lovable or adorable although they have the qualities of a slut or whore

Instruction: "she's kind of a slut, but i still find her awhorable" What is the definition of "awhorable"?


ass pussy

Instruction: "sally has an excellent ass pussy if your looking for some back door action tonight" What is the definition of "ass pussy"?


ass pussy

a term commonly used in prisons to refer to effeminate male inmates that deal in sex

Instruction: "once that ass pussy showed up everyone came out wanting to cell up" What is the definition of "ass pussy"?


ass pussy

when a girl wipes from back to front, and leaves the pussy smelling of shit

Instruction: "when i went down on your mom her pussy wreaked of shit, fucking ass pussy" What is the definition of "ass pussy"?


ass pussy

noun - when the anal cavity gets overused for intercourse that it becomes as loose as a pussy

Instruction: "kristian has such an ass pussy after a month of anal" What is the definition of "ass pussy"?


ass pussy

when other expletives don't suffice, this oddly offensive and angry remark provides full satisfaction

Instruction: "oliver, stop being a fucking ass pussy and get out of my house" What is the definition of "ass pussy"?


ass pussy

Context: she has an ass pussy

when a fat chicks stomach hangs so low it resembles an ass

Instruction: "she has an ass pussy" What is the definition of "ass pussy"?


fartload

not quite a [shitload] but still a whole lot

Instruction: ""i was unable to find a copy of "sleepless in seattle" like my wife requested but, unfortunately for me, blockbuster had a fartload of them on sale previously viewed" What is the definition of "fartload"?


dark the 7th

deff 1,n :a huge powerhungry asshole who loves to ruin anything he can

Instruction: "1: you can be such a dark the 7th sometimes" What is the definition of "dark the 7th"?


april served

"getting "[served]" or otherwise any [pwnage], getting beat up, or getting made fun of any time during the month of april, but not during april first

Instruction: "(james trips over a small pebble on april 2-30) henry: james, you just got april served by that pebble" What is the definition of "april served"?


golba

the act of slaying thyne's brother with a tool shed

Instruction: "did u watch raw hhh golba the shit out of benoit" What is the definition of "golba"?


brother-zoned

(also bro-zoned) worse than getting friend-zoned or acquaintance-zoned

Instruction: "~ is that your friend? he's a cutie ^^  > yep kinda, but brother-zoned me the very first day :/  ~ i feel for you sis" What is the definition of "brother-zoned"?


googenzoil

Context: yo dude that is really googenzoil

Instruction: "yo dude that is really googenzoil" What is the definition of "googenzoil"?


googenzoil

Context: that's so googenzoil

Instruction: "that's so googenzoil" What is the definition of "googenzoil"?


dick fliss

Instruction: "when i took my flannel pajamies off i noticed i had some dick fliss" What is the definition of "dick fliss"?


da claw

a quick but painful pinch on a man's nipple

Instruction: "man: it is hot in hear man 2: yea man: you know what is also hot man 2: what man: da claw" What is the definition of "da claw"?


booty bop line dance

when 10 black grandmas from the same neighborhood meet up annually to strip, pour syrup on their thighs and have a big lesbian orgy

Instruction: "dalton: hey man do you wanna come to my house this weekend? chris: nah man i'd rather go see the booty bop line dance" What is the definition of "booty bop line dance"?


rough nabe

an unpleasant neighborhood to canvas door to door

Instruction: "that was a rough nabe dude, someone came through here yesterday and pissed these fuckers off" What is the definition of "rough nabe"?


balls and shaft

"the previous definition couldn't be further from the truth

Instruction: ""bro, santonio holmes is the balls and shaft of super bowl 44" What is the definition of "balls and shaft"?


curtainsider

Context: shes a bit of a curtainsider

midland slang: grotesquely fat woman, due to her clothing resembling the tarpaulin enclosing a curtainside lorry

Instruction: "shes a bit of a curtainsider" What is the definition of "curtainsider"?


centorpian

Instruction: "dude, a centorpian could totally kick a centaur's ass" What is the definition of "centorpian"?


emotionally nauseous

Context: you just made me emotionally nauseous

feeling disgusted with a person or thing enough for you to vomit or at least want to vomit in your mouth and then swallow it

Instruction: "you just made me emotionally nauseous" What is the definition of "emotionally nauseous"?


emotionally nauseous

Context: you just made me emotionally nauseous

feeling disgusted with a person or thing enough for you to vomit or at least want to vomit in your mouth and then swallow it

Instruction: "you just made me emotionally nauseous" What is the definition of "emotionally nauseous"?


d wet

phrase from indiana origin used to convey that you are going to have some kinda of sexual interaction with a female

Instruction: "friend 1: you gonna get your d wet tonight man?  friend 2: yeah i'm going to this tight ass party and theres gonna be drunk gurls all over the place" What is the definition of "d wet"?


double blow job

a blow job where the female sucks 2 dicks at a time

Instruction: "jim: where were you last night? dick: i got wasted and let a girl give me and this random dude a double blow job" What is the definition of "double blow job"?


jubby

Context: 1) oh my god that mp3 is so jubby

1) commonly used as an alternative adjective to awesome or great

Instruction: "1) oh my god that mp3 is so jubby" What is the definition of "jubby"?


jubby

Context: that jubby is fine

Instruction: "that jubby is fine" What is the definition of "jubby"?


jubby

Context: that is completely jubby

Instruction: "that is completely jubby" What is the definition of "jubby"?


jubby

Context: "will you be my jubby

Instruction: ""will you be my jubby" What is the definition of "jubby"?


boxular

Context: my cat likes to sit in boxular objects

box-like in nature, be it in shape, size or other factors inherant to a cardboard box

Instruction: "my cat likes to sit in boxular objects" What is the definition of "boxular"?


boxular

Context: dude, sweet jump, that was boxular

Instruction: "dude, sweet jump, that was boxular" What is the definition of "boxular"?


good knight

Instruction: "my good knight is taking me to ny for the weekend" What is the definition of "good knight"?


liger

a lion and a tiger mixed, it's bred for its skills in magic

Instruction: "the liger is pretty much napolean dynamite's favorite animal" What is the definition of "liger"?


liger

Instruction: "deb: what're you drawing? napoleon: a liger deb: whats a liger? napoleon: its pretty much my favorie animal" What is the definition of "liger"?


liger

"a liger is the result of breeding a male lion with a female tiger

Instruction: "you should go see the liger that's on display at the zoo - it's huge" What is the definition of "liger"?


liger

Context: go away you silly liger

Instruction: "go away you silly liger" What is the definition of "liger"?


liger

Context: look at that liger roar

Instruction: "look at that liger roar" What is the definition of "liger"?


duques rampage

a sexual experience of any kind by two horny individuals, at night and in the public place (university building, office, street) etc

Instruction: ""guy to a girl: "it's 2 am, a perfect time to go on duques rampage" What is the definition of "duques rampage"?


beetle clip

"similar to the "shocker" two fingers are placed in the women's vagina, and the thumb in the women's anus, then the fingers are squeezed together"

Instruction: "o that little whore, i ought to beetle clip her" What is the definition of "beetle clip"?


fuge

Context: "what would fuge do? "the fuge

"fuge is the most awesome dude ever with a very devoted group of followers known as fugeys

Instruction: ""what would fuge do? "the fuge" What is the definition of "fuge"?


fuge

Context: man check out that hummer, it's fuge

Instruction: "man check out that hummer, it's fuge" What is the definition of "fuge"?


fuge

Context: dude, you're a fuge

"someone with a degree in english who can't spell

Instruction: "dude, you're a fuge" What is the definition of "fuge"?


bahhlooetum.

a way of laughing meaning haha look at them

Instruction: "a person is running down a hill and falls over, the people who see this person fall over point and him and yell bahhlooetum." What is the definition of "bahhlooetum."?


flappin' ya jibs

disruptive chatter, idle chit chat/gossip,  casual social conversation [possibly an allusion to sound created by a jib sail 'flappin' as wind flows past]

Instruction: "quit flappin' ya jibs and get back to work" What is the definition of "flappin' ya jibs"?


fat mike

Context: fat mike is an awesome guy

Instruction: "fat mike is an awesome guy" What is the definition of "fat mike"?


fat mike

fat mike is the coolest man known to walk the planet

Instruction: "you are retarded for not loving fat mike" What is the definition of "fat mike"?


fat mike

Context: fat mike owns you all

Instruction: "fat mike owns you all" What is the definition of "fat mike"?


fat mike

Instruction: "i am gonna bust open this kids locker and give him a fat mike" What is the definition of "fat mike"?


fat mike

a fat asshole idiot douchebag who's dumb sonofasmellywhore

Instruction: "nofx was okay untile fatass fat mike decided that he wanted to become fatass michael moore" What is the definition of "fat mike"?


jordan chandler

a pathological liar who was brainwashed by his father evan chandler to get money from a famous superstar

Instruction: "jordan chandler took away one of the most beloved legend of our time" What is the definition of "jordan chandler"?


snipe life

living the high life, being rich, being a baller a la wesley snipes circa mid 1990s

Instruction: "doyle: don't you have your performance review at work today? al: fuck that job, i'm living the snipe life now" What is the definition of "snipe life"?


crack wise

to be sarcastic and/or engage in witty banter, for the purpose of creating a humorous moment --- in particular with mates or friends

Instruction: "what's the matter? you got nothing to crack wise about? (miller's crossing)" What is the definition of "crack wise"?


donkey punch

the melee attack with the plasma pistol in halo 2

Instruction: "i just donked that mother fuckin covenant with a donkey punch" What is the definition of "donkey punch"?


crotch fruit

an obscenely obnoxious young child who can't seem to behave in any place, at any time

Instruction: ""that little crotch fruit almost made me drop my tray" What is the definition of "crotch fruit"?


crotch fruit

Instruction: "angelina has got brad's crotch fruit growing inside her" What is the definition of "crotch fruit"?


ghost poo

the left-over pieces of paper in a tear-out notebook

Instruction: "dude, when i tore out that paper from my notebook, it left a ton of ghost poo" What is the definition of "ghost poo"?


ghost poo

Instruction: "my ghost poo hurt so bad i needed to stand up for three whole days" What is the definition of "ghost poo"?


g'd your barber

Context: damn yo, who just g'd your barber

Instruction: "damn yo, who just g'd your barber" What is the definition of "g'd your barber"?


fornicateable

a word used to decribe a situation when a member of the opposite sex is atractive enough to have sexual intercourse with or to

Instruction: "ryan: those large melons are looking very fornicateable today" What is the definition of "fornicateable"?


fornicateable

when a member of the opposite sex looks worthy of having sex with or to

Instruction: "those mellons are looking quite fornicateable today" What is the definition of "fornicateable"?


fro denial

Context: she is in fro denial

an unwillingness or inability to accept or acknowledge the curliness, coarseness, or nappiness of ones hair

Instruction: "she is in fro denial" What is the definition of "fro denial"?


austika

a tattoo in the shape of the southern cross constellation

Instruction: "mick: did you see bazza's new tattoo?  gazza: yeah, the wanker went and got himself an austika" What is the definition of "austika"?


babydoll eye

when you are so tired that one of your eyes blinks slower than the other

Instruction: "after studying all night, i totally have babydoll eye" What is the definition of "babydoll eye"?


arimie

a korean girl who is mega hot she doesnt like whale pussy but digs halo players she likes to be p-p-p-pimping all day with 34

Instruction: "all the boys, yes even the iranians, love arimie" What is the definition of "arimie"?


bell sniffer

Context: john is such a bell sniffer

a person who bends down to sniff their bell end

Instruction: "john is such a bell sniffer" What is the definition of "bell sniffer"?


a buck fifty

a long thin cut, usually made by a razor, which extends from the cheekbone near the hairline, diagonally downward and ends at the corner of the mouth

Instruction: "the scar on the man's face looks like a buck fifty" What is the definition of "a buck fifty"?


a buck fifty

Context: doing a buck fifty on the highway

Instruction: "doing a buck fifty on the highway" What is the definition of "a buck fifty"?


a buck fifty

Context: that girl wants a buck fifty

Instruction: "that girl wants a buck fifty" What is the definition of "a buck fifty"?


a buck fifty

Instruction: "pookie weighs a buck fifty (150 lbs) if he's lucky" What is the definition of "a buck fifty"?


a buck fifty

Instruction: "dudes on that side of town keep a buck fifty" What is the definition of "a buck fifty"?


a buck fifty

Context: i got a buck fifty ($1

Instruction: "i got a buck fifty ($1" What is the definition of "a buck fifty"?


a buck fifty

driving at 150km/h, or if you're insane, 150mph

Instruction: "that moron who crashed the stolen tiburon into the tree on my street was probably doing a buck fifty in a 40 zone" What is the definition of "a buck fifty"?


all heart

Instruction: "i'd not had sex for a month so dave let me f**k his missus - he really is all heart" What is the definition of "all heart"?


badonkapuss

Context: i enjoyed tasting her badonkapuss

Instruction: "i enjoyed tasting her badonkapuss" What is the definition of "badonkapuss"?


dirty gary

the act of masturbating to porn and ejaculating into a piece of toilet paper, later, putting that piece of toilet paper in the toilet and forgetting to flush the toilet

Instruction: ""dude are you coming snowboarding with me tomorrow?  "no, i can't i just pulled a dirty gary and my mom thinks im really sick""" What is the definition of "dirty gary"?


boxeresque

refers to a well-known pro starcraft player in korea named boxer, a very innovative and skilled player

Instruction: "  boxer pulled off yet another boxeresque move with his dropships" What is the definition of "boxeresque"?


dope bitch

Instruction: "damn that girl is such a dope bitch shes got everything you look for" What is the definition of "dope bitch"?


ashtin and nikki

the most ballen bitchs you'll ever meet! nikki and ashtin are best friends! their both great in bed and all the boys want them! [usually smurfs for ashtin, haha]

Instruction: "damn im wish i could be ashtin and nikki" What is the definition of "ashtin and nikki"?


jelani king

Instruction: "you love that jelani king because he knows how to make you weak in the knees" What is the definition of "jelani king"?


bitchin' meatcar

a really cool homemade car made from animal products - mainly beef

Instruction: "omg you got a bitchin' meatcar  why thank you" What is the definition of "bitchin' meatcar"?


blinker fluid

Instruction: "hey that bull hauler that just passed the freightshaker in the hammer, your gonna run outta blinker fluid" What is the definition of "blinker fluid"?


cold choke

having a cold hand, either your own or a partner's, grab your [penis], causing it to shrink like a [frightened turtle]

Instruction: "good god, liz's hand was so icy that she gave me a cold choke" What is the definition of "cold choke"?


iwdfwi

Instruction: "usually seen in source code for computer software:  /* iwdfwi */" What is the definition of "iwdfwi"?


joel madden

Context: joel madden joel madden joel madden

"awesome lead vocals for pop-rock band [good charlotte]

Instruction: "joel madden joel madden joel madden" What is the definition of "joel madden"?


joel madden

lead singer of the pop rock band, [good charlotte]

Instruction: "joel madden was at the premiere of hilary duff's new movie with his band good charlotte" What is the definition of "joel madden"?


offpissing

Instruction: "my tendancy towards procrastination is really offpissing" What is the definition of "offpissing"?


about it

Context: i'm all about it

Instruction: "i'm all about it" What is the definition of "about it"?


asiarican

Context: omg he's such an asiarican

an asian who acts/dresses/behaves like someone who is puerto-rican

Instruction: "omg he's such an asiarican" What is the definition of "asiarican"?


ballygawley

sheep shagin paradise and a complete game of flingabandula all day

Instruction: "im a sheepshager and live in ballygawley where i play flingabandula" What is the definition of "ballygawley"?


amersham school

a school which has been captured by a wicked bitch named mrs jarret

Instruction: ""alright mate hows everything in jail?  "my life has turned into such an amersham school right now" What is the definition of "amersham school"?


beef trail

a trail of hair leading to the most mountainous curtains of beef

Instruction: "lance removed his girlfriend's pants and followed the beef trail to a land unknown" What is the definition of "beef trail"?


beef trail

a trail of hair leading to the most mountainous curtains of beef

Instruction: "lance removed his girlfriend's pants and followed the beef trail to a land unknown" What is the definition of "beef trail"?


comcast strategy

a statistical analysis of customer experience

Instruction: "comcast strategy example:  to cancel a service you must be on hold and bounced between representatives for at least 30 minutes" What is the definition of "comcast strategy"?


coffee cup cunnilingus

the act of licking the foam from the inside of a coffee cup, often compared to a sexual act due to how enjoyable and suggestive it is

Instruction: "guy 1: dude, how'd you get [cappuccino] froth all over you face? guy 2: oh, i performed coffee cup cunnilingus a minute ago" What is the definition of "coffee cup cunnilingus"?


blameology

Context: stop with this blameology

the science of not accepting personal responsibility by blaming others for own faults

Instruction: "stop with this blameology" What is the definition of "blameology"?


blameology

when a person apologizes to another, but is really just blaming the person

Instruction: "i wanted to say i was sorry, but i could only manage a blameology" What is the definition of "blameology"?


borrowned

borrowing something from someone until you own it

Instruction: "i borrowned kevins guitar hero controller, he forgot all about it" What is the definition of "borrowned"?


porch-monkey

describe any nigger, who sit on their porch to cool themselves off, not being as smart as [caucasian people], who opt out for air conditioning

Instruction: "oh great, we got a porch-monkey in the neighborhood, their goes the property values" What is the definition of "porch-monkey"?


porch-monkey

describe any nigger, who sit on their porch to cool themselves off, not being as smart as [caucasian people], who opt out for air conditioning

Instruction: "oh great, we got a porch-monkey in the neighborhood, their goes the property values" What is the definition of "porch-monkey"?


lazy bitch helper

Instruction: "man, baby was tired that i got me a big portion of lazy bitch helper" What is the definition of "lazy bitch helper"?


dummycrat

Context: todd h stroger is a dummycrat

Instruction: "todd h stroger is a dummycrat" What is the definition of "dummycrat"?


choncey

Instruction: "damn, that kid is a bitch ass choncey ass nigga" What is the definition of "choncey"?


unrevert

to reverse the return to a previous state or condition

Instruction: "you went back to sleeping during the day? you'd better unrevert" What is the definition of "unrevert"?


amarrzing

"amarrzing is the exagerrated form of 'amazing' and is pronounced like "ah-marrzzzing" with a concentration on the r

Instruction: "steph: whoa that food was like totally amarrzing" What is the definition of "amarrzing"?


clarkie

Instruction: ""some white girl just told me that she understands the worlds race/social/globalization problems while holding her iphone "ah, must've been a clarkie" What is the definition of "clarkie"?


clarkie

Instruction: "two holy cross guys and a clarkie walk into a bar" What is the definition of "clarkie"?


colon butter

almost like teeth butter but you scrape the walls of the rectum and use the excrete on toasted or untoasted bread

Instruction: ""is that all natural colon butter? "can i put some colon butter on my sandwich?" "i got enough colon butter for 6 more pieces of toast" What is the definition of "colon butter"?


34 zip

pronounced thirty-four zip  slang for 3/4 of an ounce of narcotics, commonly marijuana  34 being the 3/4 and zip slang for the ounce

Instruction: "i got a 34 zip of that suaze shit, lets get baked nigga" What is the definition of "34 zip"?


ed miliband

the current leader of the uk [labour] party

Instruction: "that ed miliband bloke's a right prat - i'm voting [tory] instead" What is the definition of "ed miliband"?


boogie footin it

Context: damn, he is boogie footin it

Instruction: "damn, he is boogie footin it" What is the definition of "boogie footin it"?


can i

a person who tends to be seen as a funny or misleading person

Instruction: "have anyone seen the [can i] who caused that big uproar downtown in the park?  or tripple can i, or deluxe can i" What is the definition of "can i"?


flugenheimer

Instruction: "i heard kyle boswell uses a flugenheimer" What is the definition of "flugenheimer"?


flugenheimer

a european [sex toy] which has a motor on it and has 3 rotating [dildo]'s which all go at different speeds

Instruction: "that queer kyle bosewell is such a flugenheimer" What is the definition of "flugenheimer"?


confusingnessnyness

Instruction: "whoa tyler stop with your confusingnessnyness" What is the definition of "confusingnessnyness"?


cum punch

the act of ejaculating onto a boxing glove or similar item, and then punching either yourself or someone else in the face

Instruction: "i gave ashley a black eye when i hit her with a cum punch last night" What is the definition of "cum punch"?


awktober

an awkward moment, event or person generally taking place in the month of awktober but often is a year round occurrence

Instruction: "-that guy was so awkward, does he not know awktober was last month? what am i saying? my life is awktober every month" What is the definition of "awktober"?


cheddarphile

term used to describe a person who loves cheese just a bit too much

Instruction: ""dude why is your fridge full of cheese? "because i'm a mother f*****g cheddarphile" What is the definition of "cheddarphile"?


christopher carlson

chris is the most kindest guy that you could ever meet

Instruction: "girl: ughh i wish i went out with him  boy: who me?  girl:ew no not you, christopher carlson" What is the definition of "christopher carlson"?


cantelope tester

pressing two thumbs simultaneously into a girl's ass like your pushing in the knot of a cantelope to test its freshness

Instruction: "i thought i was totally in there, but things went south fast after i tried to give her the cantelope tester" What is the definition of "cantelope tester"?


calcubating

verb: the act of ones self pleasurement in the form of entering equations into ones graphing calculator

Instruction: "man, we spent all hour calcubating in math" What is the definition of "calcubating"?


grand poobah

Context: the pope is a grand poobah

to be a caring individual, loving each and every human being

Instruction: "the pope is a grand poobah" What is the definition of "grand poobah"?


altertification

an alertification is a tickler (usually based on a date) that comes in the form of an alert in your email inbox or mobile device

Instruction: "i set up an altertification in my real estate system to let me know when to send a notice to my landlord to renew the lease" What is the definition of "altertification"?


cades cove

Context: cades cove has lots of deer

cades cove is and awesome place with wonderfull wildlife and incredibla scenery

Instruction: "cades cove has lots of deer" What is the definition of "cades cove"?


agga bagga

Instruction: "shit man i was just agga bagga and like fo agga bagga in dat shit  damn" What is the definition of "agga bagga"?


contortionasst

a person with the capability of being flexible in performing different positions while having sex

Instruction: "my girl and i had amazing sex, knowing the fact that she is a pro contortionasst in bed" What is the definition of "contortionasst"?


lexia

Context: i want to fuck lexia

a woman that is (a) beast/wild when it comes to sex, she knows what she is doing, she will be your best partner in bed

Instruction: "i want to fuck lexia" What is the definition of "lexia"?


lexia

Context: this lexia contains a cultural code

"only a wrapping of a semantic volume, the crest line of the plural text, arranged like a berm of possible" is a unit of text that is used in starring

Instruction: "this lexia contains a cultural code" What is the definition of "lexia"?


enjoyaballs

something that's totally balls but enjoyable nonetheless,

Instruction: ""alice: "hey, did you see star trek: into darkness yet?" bob: "yeah, i guess it was enjoyaballs" What is the definition of "enjoyaballs"?


bnot

Context: damn dawg, i would hella bnot her

bust nut on tits  code for saying a girl has big titties which i would like to bust a nut on

Instruction: "damn dawg, i would hella bnot her" What is the definition of "bnot"?


bnot

Context: damn dawg, i would hella bnot her

bust nut on tits  code for saying a girl has big titties which i would like to bust a nut on

Instruction: "damn dawg, i would hella bnot her" What is the definition of "bnot"?


grease monkey

Context: my brother in law is a grease monkey

Instruction: "my brother in law is a grease monkey" What is the definition of "grease monkey"?


grease monkey

Context: i got the grease monkey to fix my car

Instruction: "i got the grease monkey to fix my car" What is the definition of "grease monkey"?


grease monkey

a mechanic who works with and repairs automobiles

Instruction: "if you don't get to a grease monkey soon, you'll be [up a creek without a paddle]" What is the definition of "grease monkey"?


grease monkey

an unlicensed or on-the-side mechanic that you go to when you can't afford to go to a real mechanic

Instruction: "i took my car to this grease monkey i know and he screwed up my tranny" What is the definition of "grease monkey"?


gaynal

the act of one homosexual penetrating another individuals anus

Instruction: "me and my boyfriend were having hardcore gaynal sex" What is the definition of "gaynal"?


gaynal

a combination of gay and anal, referring to the dipping of the oil-well

Instruction: "wow, that scorpion and retarted boy sureare having some hot and heavy gaynal sex" What is the definition of "gaynal"?


gaynal

Context: gabby has gaynal sex all the time

Instruction: "gabby has gaynal sex all the time" What is the definition of "gaynal"?


gaynal

the act of giving or receiving anal sex with some who is the same gender as you

Instruction: "man, i never wanted to experience it, but last night i had gaynal with that guy from san francisco" What is the definition of "gaynal"?


gaynal

Context: dude stop watching gaynal porn

Instruction: "dude stop watching gaynal porn" What is the definition of "gaynal"?


gaynal

"people always say anal but you dont know if its a guy or girl their talking about

Instruction: "omg look at justin bieber over their having gaynal" What is the definition of "gaynal"?


blow in

irish term for a person from another town settling in another town near by normally

Instruction: "rachel there, shes a blow in from kilkeel" What is the definition of "blow in"?


eyebrow swag

swag you automatically attain after getting your eyebrows done

Instruction: "after plucking my eyebrows for 45 minutes i will have eyebrow swag" What is the definition of "eyebrow swag"?


a zip code representing coastal encinitas

Instruction: "fuck poway, i'm a playa at da beach,  92024 for life" What is the definition of "92024"?


broken record syndrome

when you can't stop thinking about the same thing

Instruction: "she couldn't stop thinking about the boy she liked, so she came to the conclusion that she had broken record syndrome" What is the definition of "broken record syndrome"?


beavercop

Context: that guy's a real beavercop

guy's who check out or chase pussy on a regular basis

Instruction: "that guy's a real beavercop" What is the definition of "beavercop"?


hobo blogger

someone who routinely skips [blogging] for a week or more at a time

Instruction: "he's such a hobo blogger i've stopped linking to him" What is the definition of "hobo blogger"?


fuck wit u

Context: i fuck wit u cuz you're a cool chick

something black girls say that means, i kick it wit u, i hang out wit you, i'm cool with you, we're friends, etc

Instruction: "i fuck wit u cuz you're a cool chick" What is the definition of "fuck wit u"?


chicken littles

those delicious little sandwiches that kfc once served, containing solely, mayonaise, a fried meat square, lettuce, and a bun

Instruction: "i once ate 48 of those delicious chicken littles" What is the definition of "chicken littles"?


chicken littles

Instruction: "i had to shit so bad, i got chicken littles" What is the definition of "chicken littles"?


bastard board

computers generally consist of a mother board with the cpu and basic i/o functions

Instruction: "we finally got it to work after we realized that we had a bastard board that required ami bios 2" What is the definition of "bastard board"?


spiritual but not religious

smart enough not to be duped by the politics of religion, but enlightened enough not to be compartmentalized by the existentialism of atheism

Instruction: "spiritual but not religious people know that a machine's instruction manual is only useful when you need to repair it" What is the definition of "spiritual but not religious"?


spiritual but not religious

a line used by a lazy person who believes in god

Instruction: "she thought it was a great idea to get a lower back tattoo of her boyfriend's name who's in a rock band because she's spiritual but not religious" What is the definition of "spiritual but not religious"?


sex nuzzle

when one nuzzles someone sexually  also when two people cuddle after sex

Instruction: "john: hey, baby (sex nuzzles mary)  mary: dude, don't sex nuzzle me; we're only friends and you're not that attractive  john: thanks" What is the definition of "sex nuzzle"?


cacelorazo

a mode of protest made famous during the [argentinazo] in late 2001

Instruction: "protesters marked the visit of imf officials by holding a cacelorazo in the street outside" What is the definition of "cacelorazo"?


hot charlie

a kinky sex move in which you poop in a tube sock and smak your partner across the face with it

Instruction: "dude i gave that chick a hot charlie last night" What is the definition of "hot charlie"?


hot charlie

a hot charlie is anything you want it to be

Instruction: "me: hey, i'm going to ask my girlfriend if she wants to give me a hot charlie tomorrow night after the movies" What is the definition of "hot charlie"?


hot charlie

Instruction: "somebody go extinguish that hot charlie before my hut goes up in flames" What is the definition of "hot charlie"?


hot charlie

Context: girl let me give you a hot charlie

Instruction: "girl let me give you a hot charlie" What is the definition of "hot charlie"?


hot charlie

when a guy is taking a shit, and a girl is performing oral sex on him at the same time

Instruction: "that bitch was giving me a hot charlie when i layed a big dump" What is the definition of "hot charlie"?


dick broom

Instruction: "the faggot swept off the cock he sucked with his dick broom" What is the definition of "dick broom"?


dick broom

Instruction: "we all made fun of johns new mustache by calling it a dick broom" What is the definition of "dick broom"?


dick broom

Context: thats a nasty looking dick broom

Instruction: "thats a nasty looking dick broom" What is the definition of "dick broom"?


barsty

Context: the barsty sod gave me the wrong change

"first used during the early 1990s the word "barsty" (pronounced - barstee) is an adjective used to describe a nasty bastard

Instruction: "the barsty sod gave me the wrong change" What is the definition of "barsty"?


asspecks

Instruction: "fred: yo nick that body builders got some nice asspecks" What is the definition of "asspecks"?


asafp

Context: get me that item asafp

Instruction: "get me that item asafp" What is the definition of "asafp"?


asafp

to do something as soon as fucking possible, or as soon as frickin possible

Instruction: "look, the tornado is going to be in here within a few minutes, get over here asafp" What is the definition of "asafp"?


asafp

Context: get me that item asafp

Instruction: "get me that item asafp" What is the definition of "asafp"?


asafp

to do something as soon as fucking possible, or as soon as frickin possible

Instruction: "look, the tornado is going to be in here within a few minutes, get over here asafp" What is the definition of "asafp"?


crush'n

to humiliate a person or group of people for your own personal enjoyment

Instruction: "when i was crush'n kids last night i barked in some kids face" What is the definition of "crush'n"?


anus fruitshake

Instruction: "we were out of milk so i just substituted and made an anus fruitshake" What is the definition of "anus fruitshake"?


num-num bread

delightfully tasty bread with spices and stuff like sesame seeds and onions

Instruction: "i made some hella' awesome grilled cheese with num-num bread and swiss cheese in an iron skillet" What is the definition of "num-num bread"?


thais

thais' are one of the most beautiful girls, but makes it very hard for you to love them

Instruction: "-i just saw the most beautiful girl ever  -really ? did you get her name ?  -yeah, it's thais" What is the definition of "thais"?


thais

Instruction: "that person killed all her pets, so now we should call her a thais" What is the definition of "thais"?


bleached the spoons

to make a remark on social media that opens you up to ridicule and hilarity

Instruction: "i bleached the spoons when i said one direction were musicians" What is the definition of "bleached the spoons"?


chilean miner

during oral sex, where the giver stays at the bottom of your shaft so long, you'd swear she plans to stay there until christmas

Instruction: "does she like to give blow jobs? oh yeah, that betty is real chilean miner" What is the definition of "chilean miner"?


chilean miner

go down to the bottom of one's shaft and stay there 'til christmas!

Instruction: ""i said to my wife in bed - "give me a chilean miner" What is the definition of "chilean miner"?


chilean miner

Instruction: "dude this chick totally gave me a chilean miner" What is the definition of "chilean miner"?


chilean miner

you stick your dick in a dark and dangerous hole of your choice, leave it there for 69 days, and then refuse to talk about it for awhile

Instruction: "ol' tantric ass sting has got nothing on my chilean miner" What is the definition of "chilean miner"?


chilean miner

when a girl goes down the [shaft] and stays 'til christmas

Instruction: "oh, randy, you're so noble and if you carry out your cause, i'll give you a chilean miner" What is the definition of "chilean miner"?


chilean miner

a sexual situation akin to rescuing the trapped chilean miners, where three holes were drilled

Instruction: "dude, at the pke frat party rager nick, kregg and tony took alana upstairs and all three gave her the chilean miner" What is the definition of "chilean miner"?


chilean miner

when your significant other goes down your shaft and doesn't come up for over two months

Instruction: "man, your sister gave me a chilean miner yesterday" What is the definition of "chilean miner"?


chilean miner

an interesting sex position, related to the recent chilean miner event

Instruction: ""i said to my wife in bed - "give me a chilean miner" What is the definition of "chilean miner"?


extra skin

the addditional skin on the head of a penis

Instruction: "sean smith sheads his extra skin when fantasying about making love to jan and brain taylor and giving them each a stinky briky" What is the definition of "extra skin"?


hot chick syndrome

"hot chick syndrome refers to the condition in which an extremely attractive female develops inward traits of vanity not typically found in average looking females

Instruction: "heather has a case of hot chick syndrome" What is the definition of "hot chick syndrome"?


alkaline trio

Context: damn, alkaline trio sure is good

Instruction: "damn, alkaline trio sure is good" What is the definition of "alkaline trio"?


alkaline trio

Instruction: "alkaline trio kicks more ass than a barrel of monkeys" What is the definition of "alkaline trio"?


alkaline trio

Context: jill: i like alkaline trio

Instruction: "jill: i like alkaline trio" What is the definition of "alkaline trio"?


alkaline trio

Instruction: "phara0h' and ultranonce were too busy fisting each other while listening to gayass black metal to appreciate the sheer greatness of alkaline trio" What is the definition of "alkaline trio"?


alkaline trio

Context: alkaline trio is a kickass band

Instruction: "alkaline trio is a kickass band" What is the definition of "alkaline trio"?


alkaline trio

my favorute band personally at the moment

Instruction: "alkaline trio make the best dark punk that i have ever heard" What is the definition of "alkaline trio"?


chopped dick salad

Instruction: "(at a bar, referring to a girl dancing like a total whore) that girl dancing like a total whore is about to get a face full of chopped dick salad" What is the definition of "chopped dick salad"?


bffhlwl

Context: she was my bffhlwl

Instruction: "she was my bffhlwl" What is the definition of "bffhlwl"?


clube

another word for club used by puerto ricans

Instruction: ""down aka kilo "all up in the clube tan beat" "" What is the definition of "clube"?


clube

when one use one or partners ejaculate as lubricant

Instruction: "my girl said i could do her in the ass, but as it turned out i was outta ky, so i just used some clube instead" What is the definition of "clube"?


balognes

Context: quit acting balognes

fake, phony, front, unreal, when ones acts untrue to self

Instruction: "quit acting balognes" What is the definition of "balognes"?


cheesy bell

unclean bummer, dirty poof, unclean bell end

Instruction: "shit look zorrabar that ben is a right cheesy bell init" What is the definition of "cheesy bell"?


botispine

noun a small (around a foot long)orange and black fish known to inhabit tropical rivers

Instruction: "bob: it feels like i just got stung by botispine" What is the definition of "botispine"?


bourbon street baltimore

one of the best clubs in baltimore, somewhat expensive around $12

Instruction: "i'll see you thursday at bourbon street baltimore" What is the definition of "bourbon street baltimore"?


bhaloo

Context: look over there, it's bhaloo

indian (hindi):  formal: bear, as used in jungle book or talespin

Instruction: "look over there, it's bhaloo" What is the definition of "bhaloo"?


alliance, nebraska

a small town that exists within the panhandle of nebraska

Instruction: ""guy 1: "i was thinking of moving my kids to alliance, nebraska" What is the definition of "alliance, nebraska"?


guilt eyes

when a dog shows you the white of its eyes and you know it's done something wrong

Instruction: "person1: goldie has peed in the house  person2: how do you know ? person1: she's giving me proper guilt eyes" What is the definition of "guilt eyes"?


dorine

Context: dorine is fun to go out with

Instruction: "dorine is fun to go out with" What is the definition of "dorine"?


bamboozlement

Instruction: "are you up for some bamboozlement this weekend?" What is the definition of "bamboozlement"?


diesel dike

a dyke that hates guys and kills them and thats in a motorcycle gang

Instruction: "i'm a diesel dike and i'm going to canobie lake" What is the definition of "diesel dike"?


brown university

an article released in china announced brown as one of the top four universities in america alongside the typical harvard, yale, and princeton

Instruction: ""if you think college sucks, you haven't been to brown university" What is the definition of "brown university"?


brown university

Context: jon goes to brown university

an institution of higher learning that is a member of the [ivy league]

Instruction: "jon goes to brown university" What is the definition of "brown university"?


blind betty

when a man jerks off on a womans eye lids while she is passed out

Instruction: "why do you think hellen keller was dumb, deaf, and blind?  she got a little more than a blind betty" What is the definition of "blind betty"?


benji and joel madden

Instruction: "benji and joel madden make me have an orgasm" What is the definition of "benji and joel madden"?


benji and joel madden

Context: benji and joel madden are the best

Instruction: "benji and joel madden are the best" What is the definition of "benji and joel madden"?


benji and joel madden

the hottest twins that ever walked the earth!! ow owwww!! super sexy punk rockerz! haha

Instruction: "can you believe how unbelieveably hottttt benji and joel madden were at the concert" What is the definition of "benji and joel madden"?


benji and joel madden

Context: benji and joel madden smell

Instruction: "benji and joel madden smell" What is the definition of "benji and joel madden"?


corporate spring break

young business men and women taking a grown up trip to the beach over memorial day weekend

Instruction: "we went down to destin for corporate spring break" What is the definition of "corporate spring break"?


bellypower

"a person leaking fluids out of belly (belly button) a person that has power to flow "cola" from belly a person that can make a dount out of there belly"

Instruction: "people: hey andew show us your bellypower  andrew: nah its way to powerfull for your eyes  people: come on show us  andrew: no" What is the definition of "bellypower"?


cunt juice

besides the normal definition, slang term in the auto parts business for battery acid

Instruction: "in the 60s, you had to add your own cunt juice to brand new batteries" What is the definition of "cunt juice"?


afrodick

"when a guy's pubic area is untrimmed, and grows like wild [kudzu] until it looks like a 1970's post kwanzaa, [blaxpoitation] era afro (think o

Instruction: "that guy's afrodick was so bad, it looked like osama bin laden's beard grew a thumb" What is the definition of "afrodick"?


afrodick

"when a guy's pubic area is untrimmed, and grows like wild [kudzu] until it looks like a 1970's post kwanzaa, [blaxpoitation] era afro (think o

Instruction: "that guy's afrodick was so bad, it looked like osama bin laden's beard grew a thumb" What is the definition of "afrodick"?


cardigang

a group or gang of people wearing cardigans

Instruction: "look at that cardigang walking down the street" What is the definition of "cardigang"?


rummies

"another term for fans of the disney film "pirates of the caribbean: the curse of the black pearl

Instruction: "i'm getting awfully tired of a couple of my friends; they're nothing but hopeless rummies that are hooked on that damn johnny depp guy" What is the definition of "rummies"?


fashion bug

a very bad clothing and acessory store that has some of the worse known fashions ever made!

Instruction: "id love to meet the motherfucker who named it fashion bug and shove a broom up his ass" What is the definition of "fashion bug"?


fashion bug

Instruction: ""have you been to fashion bug lately? "they have some great sales going on" "we have to go to the bug today""" What is the definition of "fashion bug"?


fashion bug

a person who follows the stupidest trends just to feel excepted by the rest of his idiotic peers

Instruction: "cool dude 1: yo, look at that fashion bug with the mohawk" What is the definition of "fashion bug"?


bum chin

a chin that has a cleft in it giving it the characteristics of a [bum]

Instruction: "john travolta has an incredible bum chin" What is the definition of "bum chin"?


dab you up

to give one a hand shake of such one of niggerz kind

Instruction: "damn niggah ima dab you up on that roast #squawwwwdd" What is the definition of "dab you up"?


askual harassment

the act of spamming someone's ask box on tumblr

Instruction: "these millions of anon questions is considered askual harassment" What is the definition of "askual harassment"?


hamon

Context: imma go hamon

hard as a motherfucker on narcotics a term for also misspelled in spanish as jamon in spanish means ham term created by s!ck0

Instruction: "imma go hamon" What is the definition of "hamon"?


disco bike

Context: you can really get down on a disco bike

Instruction: "you can really get down on a disco bike" What is the definition of "disco bike"?


championshitfaced

a new name for a beerpong competition where everyone gets shitfaced

Instruction: "stoner #1: dude are you going to that party? stoner #2: yeah f-sho, i love a good beerpong championshitfaced stoner #1: hellz yeah" What is the definition of "championshitfaced"?


assholeism

Context: he practiced assholeism

Instruction: "he practiced assholeism" What is the definition of "assholeism"?


assholeism

Context: he practiced assholeism

Instruction: "he practiced assholeism" What is the definition of "assholeism"?


apook

Instruction: "man dude im telling you sara and evan had a great time apooking all the time they did alot i bet they like to apook" What is the definition of "apook"?


cack pipe cosmonaut

homosexual he who prefers rusty to busty

Instruction: "have you seen that gentleman?  he looks like a right cack pipe cosmonaut" What is the definition of "cack pipe cosmonaut"?


bluggie

giving a blow job while wearing a snuggie

Instruction: "slut boy: wanna fuck? girl: no but you can have a bluggie" What is the definition of "bluggie"?


blastradys

Context: i went down on blastradys in chicago

Instruction: "i went down on blastradys in chicago" What is the definition of "blastradys"?


cleveland pancake

Instruction: "you think it's cool to talk about genitalia all day with minors in the room? what a cleveland pancake" What is the definition of "cleveland pancake"?


cleveland pancake

generally speaking this person works on, claims to work on, or believes he knows a thing or two about wires and electricity

Instruction: "man, this cleveland pancake broke the jet again" What is the definition of "cleveland pancake"?


biscotties

Instruction: "oh my god look at those biscotties that nigga got on" What is the definition of "biscotties"?


crowned wrist

Instruction: "that kid with the crowned wrist is 'bout to get jacked" What is the definition of "crowned wrist"?


niggalosity

a large concentration of niggers in one area

Instruction: "1) there was a high niggalosity at the rap concert" What is the definition of "niggalosity"?


cropblocked

when your are in a picture with a hot girl, only to find out she or someone else has cropped you out of it

Instruction: "i was totally cropblocked out of kelli's facebook default, fml" What is the definition of "cropblocked"?


arsefogel

an arsefogel is a german and an english bird it is also known as a buttbird

Instruction: "no example avaible at this particular time period arsefogel" What is the definition of "arsefogel"?


clerd

"originally derived from the word or name "claude

Instruction: "helen punished clerd for wetting the carpet" What is the definition of "clerd"?


andrew hussie

Instruction: "you have not lived until andrew hussie owns your soul" What is the definition of "andrew hussie"?


andrew hussie

andrew hussie is the creator of ms paint adventures and the coolest person in the universe

Instruction: ""hey, do you know who andrew hussie is? "i dunno, some whore named andrew, i guess" What is the definition of "andrew hussie"?


bib tits

fairly large, usually round [breasts] that possess the quality of sitting un-usually high and very close together on a woman's chest, they are also commonly accompanied by very deep [cleavage]

Instruction: "person a: man check out the bib tits on that one" What is the definition of "bib tits"?


clean up

Context: "good job culver, way to clean up

this term is used in first person shooters, it's the act of going into a battle and killing a wounded player, or finishing another player's target

Instruction: ""good job culver, way to clean up" What is the definition of "clean up"?


breaking dawn syndrome

an unnecessary (and usually terrible) continuation of a story that really should've ended in a previous book

Instruction: ""dude, cassandra clare's "city of fallen angels" totally had breaking dawn syndrome" What is the definition of "breaking dawn syndrome"?


lagunalepsy

"a common medical condition when "laguna beach" is on television and you stare in astonishment as you are unable to change the channel

Instruction: ""dude, i totally got lagunalepsy last night when kristen's titties were popping out, even though i love lc the most" What is the definition of "lagunalepsy"?


antiques roadshow

pbs program in which expert appraisers uncover the stories and reveal the true value of objects brought in by amateur collectors

Instruction: "i cant believe how much that old piece of junk on antiques roadshow was worth" What is the definition of "antiques roadshow"?


conio

Context: conio

spanish word meaning damn or shit (see also mierda)

Instruction: "conio" What is the definition of "conio"?


conio

a non-standard input library for the c programming language

Instruction: "#include <conio> /* jesus christ, i have just now included the conio library" What is the definition of "conio"?


conio

Context: conio

Instruction: "conio" What is the definition of "conio"?


conio

Context: damn vato,that conio es mucho caliente

Instruction: "damn vato,that conio es mucho caliente" What is the definition of "conio"?


gigamo

Context: chrisdelay: gigamo killed me, ffs

"a unique robot designed and manufactured by jose galuzio in the late 20th century

Instruction: "chrisdelay: gigamo killed me, ffs" What is the definition of "gigamo"?


gigamo

"second generation "gaming robot" that stalks darkmoore on the eu server of darkfall slaying his clan members and sending them back to the bindstone naked

Instruction: "fucking gigamo just ganked me again, thirst, mojoz kill that cunt" What is the definition of "gigamo"?


auxillery chat

a group of people who collectively answer a person's questions while they are on the phone

Instruction: "we're doing an auxillery chat because mary wants to know what happened at the club" What is the definition of "auxillery chat"?


boobie movies

to describe rated r or unrated movies that contain breasts or sexual scenes

Instruction: "dude i just cought billy masturbating to boobie movies" What is the definition of "boobie movies"?


finn parris

Context: god is a finn parris

is a mc, pulls the biddies, is a gypsy and like sexual interourse

Instruction: "god is a finn parris" What is the definition of "finn parris"?


javs

one who enjoying rimming men (licking their assholes) but denies it, projecting his fetish onto others

Instruction: "steve likes to javs and everyone knows it" What is the definition of "javs"?


javs

Instruction: "one javs in this city is too much, i feel dirty just knowing hes around" What is the definition of "javs"?


beaner t-bird

a 90's ford [thunderbird] with ground effects, or body kit and/or wire wheels

Instruction: "dang fool, that beaner t-bird is bad ass" What is the definition of "beaner t-bird"?


italian stranglehold

"the monopoly that the italian cardinals had on the papacy of the roman catholic church, most lately from 1523 to 1978

Instruction: "the italian stranglehold led to much corruption in the roman catholic church" What is the definition of "italian stranglehold"?


augbesian

a telescoping stainless steel rod with a clamp and a system of pulleys used to wipe a centaurs ass

Instruction: "my augbesian needs to be cleaned, my centaur friend had rhea" What is the definition of "augbesian"?


ap tests

Context: cody: shit man i got this ap tests

ap tests: an utter pointless, colossal, useless waste of time, energy and life

Instruction: "cody: shit man i got this ap tests" What is the definition of "ap tests"?


primbles

Instruction: "my boyfriend just used primbles and his confidence in bed has never been betetr" What is the definition of "primbles"?


battyclava

an all encompassing and particularly heavy shit engulfing someones face

Instruction: "i shat so heavy that i gave the bitch a battyclava" What is the definition of "battyclava"?


certified bachelor

a male who turned 35 years old or is at least 35 years old and has never married or had children

Instruction: "joe: hey, hector, you're 36 years old and you never got married? hector: nope, i guess i'm a certified bachelor" What is the definition of "certified bachelor"?


murmansk

place where lost airline luggage goes to by default

Instruction: "i went to uk, my luggage went to murmansk" What is the definition of "murmansk"?


allonah

Instruction: "i'm gonna allonah that bitch when i see her" What is the definition of "allonah"?


free running

free running is often mixed up with parkour

Instruction: "[parkour] [free runner] [am sect free running team] [tempest free running]" What is the definition of "free running"?


free running

i think the people before me don't even practice free running

Instruction: "free running is known by many people to be the equivalent as parkour, but it's not -__-" What is the definition of "free running"?


free running

also known as street jumping, or street running

Instruction: ""gangmember1:"yo, man are we going to go free running at our spot?"" What is the definition of "free running"?


scaramoushe

a bigger inteligant word that means skirmish

Instruction: "the geeks at college call the skirmish mode in halo 2 scaramoushe mode" What is the definition of "scaramoushe"?


blosting

"blosting refers to a new form of online graffitti, whose contributors "get up" on publicly edited web communities

Instruction: "i can't chill right now i got some major blosting to do on the cap'n crunch wikipedia entry" What is the definition of "blosting"?


buck wizzle

Context: ima go buck wizzle tonizzle

to go buck wizzle is a term used to in ay town, bucks, and is used to describe a state of going wild, usually when [pazza]

Instruction: "ima go buck wizzle tonizzle" What is the definition of "buck wizzle"?


gaybi

Instruction: "a gaybi is a boy who is openly feminine and likes fashion too much but remains confident they are not completely bent" What is the definition of "gaybi"?


blanket rape

the act of violently and unexpectedly removing a blanket while someone is covered by said blanket, leaving the victim helpless, vulnerable, and pissed off

Instruction: "dude lee was sleeping with that nasty bitch in the living room and i was totally going to blanket rape him" What is the definition of "blanket rape"?


15 in

"adjective: the resulting mental state of mind after ingesting more than copious amounts of [alcohol]

Instruction: ""god damn son, i'm 15 in and ready to but fuck" What is the definition of "15 in"?


cockefeller

Context: he ain't no cockefeller

a guy that is very well-endowed to the point where his assets override any other shortcomings in personality or looks

Instruction: "he ain't no cockefeller" What is the definition of "cockefeller"?


anuvret

Instruction: "guy 1: *busy bugging guy 2* guy 2: stop being an anuvret" What is the definition of "anuvret"?


anuvret

a god, a king, and a scholar all rolled into one sweet ass package

Instruction: ""wow your wedding dress is so perfect, almost anuvret level stuff" What is the definition of "anuvret"?


ben dover

Context: ben dover for ben dover

the actor/director of fine gonzo style pornography orginating from the uk

Instruction: "ben dover for ben dover" What is the definition of "ben dover"?


amarred

Context: i got amarred again today

Instruction: "i got amarred again today" What is the definition of "amarred"?


emma stoned

when girls smoke weed and can't handle themselves, and they get stupid high

Instruction: "i'm over rappers who smoke weed with white girls that get emma stoned -kyle harvey" What is the definition of "emma stoned"?


mokes

Context: shannon is a mokes

Instruction: "shannon is a mokes" What is the definition of "mokes"?


mokes

Context: shannon is a mokes

Instruction: "shannon is a mokes" What is the definition of "mokes"?


cabacial

"(kuh-bay-shul)  a crude [spanglish] combination of the spanish word "cabeza" and the english word "facial"

Instruction: "- i gave elise a cabacial when i ejaculated profusely on her facial region" What is the definition of "cabacial"?


bone drone

a woman who can spot a man she wants to lay from a 1000 feet, a ho

Instruction: "sheila gets more man on here than the sports illustrated swimsuit magazine, girl is a bone drone" What is the definition of "bone drone"?


beer plug

Context: joe is such a beer plug

plugging the mouth of a beer bottle when you are told to drink, making it seem like you are drinking, when you are actually being a pussy

Instruction: "joe is such a beer plug" What is the definition of "beer plug"?


adiculous

Instruction: "i can't believe he just wrote a comment to that 14 year old girl, how completely adiculous" What is the definition of "adiculous"?


beggar's lice

"little seeds that stick to your clothes from walking in the woods

Instruction: "i justed came from a hike and my pants are covered with beggar's lice" What is the definition of "beggar's lice"?


awsomenessosity

Instruction: "brandon shows total awsomenessosity when he dunks the basketball" What is the definition of "awsomenessosity"?


ass piss

when only pure juicy liquid comes squirtting out your anus

Instruction: "man, those taco's gave me some serious ass piss" What is the definition of "ass piss"?


ass piss

an explosion of warm bodily liquids from the anus

Instruction: "dude sean shot ass piss all over my fucking room" What is the definition of "ass piss"?


ass piss

when in the prosess of dropping a [turbo deuce] all that is released from one's rectum, is a warm, festering, inflammatory liquid

Instruction: "dude, my current [poo swamp] dwellery is utterly vile because that chili i grubbed on gave me the most horridly foul case of ass piss" What is the definition of "ass piss"?


ass piss

(noun) diarrhea in the most urgent sense

Instruction: "the ass piss i just dropped was epic, it was like liquefied brownie chunks and ground up burrito mix topped with hot fudge" What is the definition of "ass piss"?


side dish

Context: is that ur man, nah thats my side dish

[side dish] a girl or guy u fuck on tha side

Instruction: "is that ur man, nah thats my side dish" What is the definition of "side dish"?


side dish

Instruction: "i'll go out with you tonight and be your side dish" What is the definition of "side dish"?


camplin

Instruction: "i found a camplin last night and she rocked at sucking my cock" What is the definition of "camplin"?


8 plus 1

Context: so grab your 8 plus 1 start flippin

"it's a 9mm it's for example used in the track "da mistery of chessboxing" from the wu-tang clan"

Instruction: "so grab your 8 plus 1 start flippin" What is the definition of "8 plus 1"?


bluebirding

having fun by going out to explore new places, experiencing new things

Instruction: "have fun bluebirding around the city today" What is the definition of "bluebirding"?


ass tetris

Instruction: "the three of us had to play ass tetris to fit into the backseat of that civic" What is the definition of "ass tetris"?


jani

(adjective) real, down-to-earth, family oriented and offers a lot to others

Instruction: "that guy is jani - any girl will be happy with him" What is the definition of "jani"?


one in the departure lounge

Instruction: "shit man i got one in the departure lounge and ther aint no public toilets in kreblekistan" What is the definition of "one in the departure lounge"?


chumie

Context: vanessa just loves dustin's chumie

Instruction: "vanessa just loves dustin's chumie" What is the definition of "chumie"?


chumie

Context: vanessa loves dustin's chumie

Instruction: "vanessa loves dustin's chumie" What is the definition of "chumie"?


exhaustifaded

Context: i got exhaustifaded and nodded off

when you are tired and fading into the weird abstract thoughts right before you lose consciousness

Instruction: "i got exhaustifaded and nodded off" What is the definition of "exhaustifaded"?


conn smythe

the conn smythe trophy is an annual award given to the most valuable player for his team in the playoffs

Instruction: "brad richards won the conn smythe in 2004" What is the definition of "conn smythe"?


Context: i gtg, cya

"a japanese character representing the syllable "zu"

Instruction: "i gtg, cya " What is the definition of ""?


Instruction: "yesterday bob and had a gr8 time @ d pub  =)" What is the definition of ""?


buh-man

"a retarded deaf kid who thinks he is popular, normally of asian orientation, expresses most words with a simple "buh"  "

Instruction: ""i can't believe the buh-man buh'd 47 times during his presentation" What is the definition of "buh-man"?


cattack

the act of bombarding a person with cat videos, memes and pictures until they love cats

Instruction: ""he said he doesn't trust cats so i'm gonna cattack him  "i can't believe they don't love kittys, they need a good cattacking" What is the definition of "cattack"?


aseman

Context: aseman bless us

"a persian word that means "the maker and ruler of the world"

Instruction: "aseman bless us" What is the definition of "aseman"?


basin bun

Instruction: "that girl had one normalyy ass cheek, but on the other side wasw a basin bun" What is the definition of "basin bun"?


hapfull

Instruction: "she was a hapfull soul and they couldn't help but be attracted to her enthusiasm for life" What is the definition of "hapfull"?


wilin' out

Context: bro, this kid is wilin' out

Instruction: "bro, this kid is wilin' out" What is the definition of "wilin' out"?


guppi grin

Context: damn, bitch got a guppi grin

when women who get botox injections in their lips and end up with enflamed/swollen lips

Instruction: "damn, bitch got a guppi grin" What is the definition of "guppi grin"?


leg pit

Instruction: "after she blew me i jammed my cock in her leg pit" What is the definition of "leg pit"?


leg pit

Instruction: "the sweat pooled in my leg pit during morning yoga" What is the definition of "leg pit"?


leg pit

Instruction: "after that arcade fire performance the accordion player had a sweaty leg pit" What is the definition of "leg pit"?


deceitful

giving someone the impression that they can trust you,but then doing something to spite them

Instruction: "she broke up with her boyfriend after discovering his deceitful side" What is the definition of "deceitful"?


chocked

Instruction: "wow, i just chocked on that massive cock" What is the definition of "chocked"?


chocked

when a woman or a man choke on a chocolate penis (black dick)  chocolate+choke=chocked

Instruction: "wow that chick just chocked on my black dick" What is the definition of "chocked"?


chocked

Instruction: "grace chocked while she was being a little adventurous in bed, with a big, black man" What is the definition of "chocked"?


chocked

Context: buster was chocked out of his wits

Instruction: "buster was chocked out of his wits" What is the definition of "chocked"?


csrev

the hottest cs site this side of hell! come visit us at www

Instruction: "csrev has helped me get familar with amxmod and many more things" What is the definition of "csrev"?


blexter

receiving cunnilingus or mouth hugs while texting

Instruction: "i was at a club texting my friend and all of a sudden this girl pulled down my pants and gave me a blexter" What is the definition of "blexter"?


cum cork

that extra bit of semen that stays in your urethra post-ejaculation

Instruction: "dude, after banging my girlfriend, i took a piss and shot a massive cum cork" What is the definition of "cum cork"?


call an audible

to decide what to do at the last second after seeing all possible options and obstacles that come up

Instruction: "i'm thinking of going jogging but if it rains i'll have to call an audible and go to the gym instead" What is the definition of "call an audible"?


chatty cathy

"used as a utah slang word for the typical lds group daters that ruin where ever they go by bringing a horde of "chatty cathy's" along

Instruction: "damn, can you hear all those chatty cathy 's that just walked into the movie theater?  i better get my stun gun to shut those bitches up" What is the definition of "chatty cathy"?


y'all're

Context: i hope y'all're happy now

"a super mega contraction of the words "you" "all" and "are

Instruction: "i hope y'all're happy now" What is the definition of "y'all're"?


bathclart

Instruction: "ahh blud i walked in to take a shit and she fuckin dun a bathclart on me" What is the definition of "bathclart"?


bag nose

Instruction: "check out that [jewish] guy, he has a huge bag nose" What is the definition of "bag nose"?


jack white

lead singer of the white stripes, synonym for god

Instruction: "thank jack white i passed my algebra final" What is the definition of "jack white"?


jack white

a truly great guitarist and member of the rock duo the white stripes (which he formed along with meg white), the raconteurs and the dead weather

Instruction: "q: what's black, white and red all over? a: jack white" What is the definition of "jack white"?


mehnopause

the life event in a man or woman's life when they realize their youth is completely behind them and therefore all enthusiasm has left their personality

Instruction: "while james looked as young as his mates, mehnopause kept this youthful gent only thinking about bills, work and knee pain" What is the definition of "mehnopause"?


ackybash

the process of taking someone's bag, removing the contents, turning the bag inside out and placing the contents into the bag

Instruction: "i think we should ackybash that guy over there" What is the definition of "ackybash"?


amanda wenk

Context: amanda wenk has fantastic boobs

a teenage internet celebrity whose massive breasts gained her attention

Instruction: "amanda wenk has fantastic boobs" What is the definition of "amanda wenk"?


amanda wenk

Context: amanda wenk has fantastic boobs

a teenage internet celebrity whose massive breasts gained her attention

Instruction: "amanda wenk has fantastic boobs" What is the definition of "amanda wenk"?


buentaste

Context: dude that tortilla was buentaste

a word used to mock the spanish langauge and make fun of mexicans

Instruction: "dude that tortilla was buentaste" What is the definition of "buentaste"?


chainsaw wank

only for those who are true hardcore mutha fuckas

Instruction: "bizzle dawg: oi don't mess with him, that blokes ard as fuck, has a chainsaw wank before breakfast" What is the definition of "chainsaw wank"?


bitch move

a decision that can be classified as weak or cowardly

Instruction: "punching that guy in his sleep was a bitch move" What is the definition of "bitch move"?


bitch move

a move, tactic, or strategy that is used by cowards and punks

Instruction: ""they pulled a bitch move because jumped his ass" What is the definition of "bitch move"?


bitch move

Instruction: "drew was drunk off his ass, and though she knew he had a girlfriend, shawna pulled a bitch move and got with him anyways" What is the definition of "bitch move"?


bitch move

Instruction: "what nathan did to mike tyson was a bitch move" What is the definition of "bitch move"?


bitch move

Context: bitch move  hanging together

a self-serving decision which ultimately classifies that person as a b*tch

Instruction: "bitch move  hanging together" What is the definition of "bitch move"?


bitch move

when someone does something stupid, annoying, weak, cheap, gay, and/or bitchy

Instruction: "matt got pissed and punched me in the arm with his huge ass class ring  will had a hissy-fit when he got hit with that ball, what a bitch move" What is the definition of "bitch move"?


bitch move

when a classmate does not give you the answers to a really hard test

Instruction: "that was a bitch move for not giving me the answers" What is the definition of "bitch move"?


abercrombie sex

abercrombie sex is having sex in the dressing rooms yess they let opposites sexs in the same dressing romm at the same time

Instruction: "(girl goes up to random guy)  girl say : lets bang meet me in the dressing room  guy: abercrombie sex yay" What is the definition of "abercrombie sex"?


ass machine

Instruction: " god damn john is such an ass machine talking toilet mouth about that hoodrat whore whittnie" What is the definition of "ass machine"?


[anasoon]

Context: ara [anasoon]

an insult used by armenian people which refers to a stray animal

Instruction: "ara [anasoon]" What is the definition of "[anasoon]"?


beaner-batur

when you dont want to use that mexican for just mowin the lawn

Instruction: "i always knew he was good with his hands while gardening or how he handles the lawn mower, but i didnt think hed be such a great beaner-batur" What is the definition of "beaner-batur"?


360 pelican shuffle on a razor edge

to rotate the male body inside of a female in the doggystyle position full 360 while thrustin inside

Instruction: "ima hit this chick wit the 360 pelican shuffle on a razor edge" What is the definition of "360 pelican shuffle on a razor edge"?


d style

diarrhea specifically, but can mean any type of fecal excrement

Instruction: "after chinese food i have to take a d style number 2, poop, diarrhea, shit, dookie" What is the definition of "d style"?


cracka shit

some thing really cheesy or cheap  or something stupid and retarded

Instruction: ""damn that ring i got for 25 cents is some cracka shit yo   "man that guys on some cracka shit""" What is the definition of "cracka shit"?


back to the tool shed

what you say when someone is being a tool and you want them to go away

Instruction: "tool: herp derp me: why are being such a tool? you can go back to the tool shed now" What is the definition of "back to the tool shed"?


baaba

this mean you completely trust this person you would and could lay your life down for this person

Instruction: "kristin is my baaba because the she is and how she treats me" What is the definition of "baaba"?


weblationship

"a "personal relationship" between two persons over the internet that most likely never meet in real life

Instruction: "poor mike, he just started another celibate weblationship" What is the definition of "weblationship"?


kangery

the punjabi word for a girl who dances for men

Instruction: "she was dancing with the drunk men last night, what a kangery" What is the definition of "kangery"?


elhaam

a gorgeous girl, someone perfect, someone with different hair styles everyday

Instruction: "that girl is so elhaam i want my true love to be an elhaam" What is the definition of "elhaam"?


ass bubbles

when one either spits, cums, or pours liquid into a girls asshole and gets the girl to fart, creating bubbles!

Instruction: "nothing turns me on more than cumming in a girls gaping asshole then watching her make ass bubbles with it" What is the definition of "ass bubbles"?


hot bees

Context: hot bees

an exclamation used when surprised or in awe

Instruction: "hot bees" What is the definition of "hot bees"?


booling

to speak out with electronic equipment at others that don't have a choice of hearing the speaker or not

Instruction: "the firemen at that station spend most of their time booling at people who are trying to hook up with someone for a good time" What is the definition of "booling"?


apocryphite

lord terrible, the (high karma) member on the lionhead forums

Instruction: "lord terrible is an hk, and his other username is apocryphite" What is the definition of "apocryphite"?


cincemillion

particular brand of pot famous in the 70's

Instruction: "me and jym got gourded on some primo cincemillion last night" What is the definition of "cincemillion"?


dun up

Context: that nigga dun up

Instruction: "that nigga dun up" What is the definition of "dun up"?


aconan

aconan is the god of creation in the dalatiist religion

Instruction: "aconan is responsible for the beauty and terror of everything" What is the definition of "aconan"?


ahroyads

Instruction: "that developer is definitely suffering from ahroyads" What is the definition of "ahroyads"?


scooge

the crusty outer substance atop a ketchup bottle from repeated use

Instruction: "chelsea don't use that, it has scooge on it, cried anna" What is the definition of "scooge"?


scooge

that feeling/sound when you take off your shoes and your feet are sore, its like 3 orgasms at once

Instruction: "some old man:need help? joey:its ok, i can scooge on my own sam:dont even scooge in my house" What is the definition of "scooge"?


scooge

"scooge: (skoo-ja) noun, the material which falls out of the back of a hand-held food source

Instruction: ""man i'm really liking this taco, but there is so much scooge coming out of it" What is the definition of "scooge"?


scooge

a multi-purpose racist term which can be defined as any of the following words: nigger, spook, jiggaboo, porch monkey, negro, blacky, or darky

Instruction: "leyroy sat and ate his watermelon, what a scooge" What is the definition of "scooge"?


jbone

someone who frequently shows their zombie like penis

Instruction: "[jason put your pants on quickly i can see your jbone" What is the definition of "jbone"?


jbone

Instruction: ""lets smoke a jbone  "lets roll a jbone""" What is the definition of "jbone"?


blue diamond

this word is usually use by crips the street gang

Instruction: "a good example is snoop dogg the westcoast rapper's wife she would be consider a blue diamond" What is the definition of "blue diamond"?


blue diamond

a [blue diamond] is the girlfriend of a [crip]

Instruction: "see dat girl over there, she a blue diamond dey been together for a long time" What is the definition of "blue diamond"?


clam neck

Instruction: "damn son, that stressed me out, lets go clam neck this blunt" What is the definition of "clam neck"?


cackwam

Context: got a cackwam on have we?

the appearance given when getting an erection whilst clothed: cacks or [kecks] = pants, wam coming from wig-wam

Instruction: "got a cackwam on have we?" What is the definition of "cackwam"?


butt party

Context: butt party in johns hotel room

the best thing to yell when there is a party of one sex only, kinda like sausage fest

Instruction: "butt party in johns hotel room" What is the definition of "butt party"?


butt party

a group of usually non-commissioned members (enlisted), in charge of operating the targets at the end of a firing range

Instruction: "damn it, sergeant dick put me on the butt party" What is the definition of "butt party"?


drawn together

an extremely funny cartoon comedy that is almost as funny as [family guy], but twice as offencive

Instruction: "captain hero is a character on the show drawn together" What is the definition of "drawn together"?


drawn together

Context: drawn together is on

Instruction: "drawn together is on" What is the definition of "drawn together"?


drawn together

Context: dude i just watched drawn together

Instruction: "dude i just watched drawn together" What is the definition of "drawn together"?


ah-uh-ah

Context: ah-uh-ah

Instruction: "ah-uh-ah" What is the definition of "ah-uh-ah"?


eddietini

Instruction: "i asked for my eddietini shaken, not stirred, so it would be frothy" What is the definition of "eddietini"?


brass cat

one is a 'brass cat' when one fucks others in the arse

Instruction: "frank stop fucking that man you brass cat" What is the definition of "brass cat"?


master hog

a master hog is an extrememly large amount of chewing tobacco, usually grizzly wintergreen

Instruction: "bro 1: hey bro, can you throw me that can of grizzly wintergreen right there? its time to throw in a master hog" What is the definition of "master hog"?


allecto

"the worst example of a straw feminist ever

Instruction: "allecto is in a similar vein as valerie solanas, the woman who shot andy warhol and advocated male gendercide" What is the definition of "allecto"?


hobbly knob goblin

the term used describing the head bobbing motion made by:  1

Instruction: "boy: did you see justin in class? boy 2: yea he was being attacked by the hobbly knob goblin" What is the definition of "hobbly knob goblin"?


druncan

a person often on drugs and often called duncan who is mostly always drunk

Instruction: "" man that person over there he is such a druncan   " phillip is always up for a bit of druncan""" What is the definition of "druncan"?


druncan

a friend who always looks stoned, while never did any drugs but only drinks and when he does drink he speech is less slurrrrreddd!

Instruction: "druncan weeennnttt to the baaaaar to drink some beeer" What is the definition of "druncan"?


5poppin 6droppin

a man by the name og ty was a crip who wanted to be a blood so he killed 5 crips

Instruction: "5poppin 6droppin ckrab killa til i die rest in peace o" What is the definition of "5poppin 6droppin"?


chileno

Context: "im chileno "soy chileno juebon

Instruction: ""im chileno "soy chileno juebon" What is the definition of "chileno"?


bostitch

Instruction: ":what happened between you two? :fughetaboutit, mate, i was had by a bostitch" What is the definition of "bostitch"?


muliographer

Context: eminem? he's a pro muliographer

a muliographer is a caucasian person who studies the afro-american culture and is well familiarized with their traditions, lifestyle, clothing and participates in their events

Instruction: "eminem? he's a pro muliographer" What is the definition of "muliographer"?


muliographer

a person of the non-black race who knows the culture and the way of the african-american society

Instruction: "marc, how did you know all those rappers names? your such a muliographer" What is the definition of "muliographer"?


guliana

Context: that guliana is so nice and sociable

irish name for an excitable, weird, sporty, pretty female

Instruction: "that guliana is so nice and sociable" What is the definition of "guliana"?


vakishna

a vakishna is a hyperactive annoying guy

Instruction: "mitchell: that vakishna is annoying  jon: ahh but he's a good guy" What is the definition of "vakishna"?


culo wango

Context: "that girl over there has a culo wango

Instruction: ""that girl over there has a culo wango" What is the definition of "culo wango"?


biggg mann

Context: i wish i was a biggg mann

somebody with the perfect mix of inteligence and humor

Instruction: "i wish i was a biggg mann" What is the definition of "biggg mann"?


definer

Context: i'm a definer for urban dictionary

Instruction: "i'm a definer for urban dictionary" What is the definition of "definer"?


awwwgasm

when something is so cute you get aroused and it results in an orgasm

Instruction: "that panda was so cute i had an awwwgasm" What is the definition of "awwwgasm"?


bang bang thrush

"when a person creeps up behind someone and tries to give them a reach around while dry humping from behind, and yelling "bang bang!"

Instruction: "did you see allan give the the bang bang thrush to beau, i think he liked it" What is the definition of "bang bang thrush"?


bucktrice

Instruction: "man1 : buck bucktrice : what man1 : can you teach me how to dougie? bucktrice : why? cuz all the bitches love me?" What is the definition of "bucktrice"?


bloody smash

commonly experienced on the 4th of july when forcing out a normal poop fart, only to get a smashy surprise coated in bloodula

Instruction: "i got hella bloody smash in my pants and its smells like your girlfriend" What is the definition of "bloody smash"?


be a love?

a saying said between friends to persuade someone to do something you are too lazy to do

Instruction: "person 1: change the channel  person 2: no, the remote's all the way over there  person 3: be a love?  person 4: alright then" What is the definition of "be a love?"?


across the board

the same amount of something applying to everyone evenly within a certain group

Instruction: "i heard the pay at this company is a g-note a week, across the board" What is the definition of "across the board"?


across the board

Instruction: "the staff got pay raises across the board" What is the definition of "across the board"?


across the board

Context: gimme the five across the board

combination win-place-show bet at a race track

Instruction: "gimme the five across the board" What is the definition of "across the board"?


grease butt

having to wipe your ass hours after shitting

Instruction: "your shitting again? no, i have grease butt and need to wipe, again" What is the definition of "grease butt"?


doughman

Context: dbr is such a doughman

one who is mean, sarcastic and eats alot of dough

Instruction: "dbr is such a doughman" What is the definition of "doughman"?


lunatik

Context: that boy is such a lunatik

Instruction: "that boy is such a lunatik" What is the definition of "lunatik"?


scudge

Instruction: ""chris: "john did you forget to rinse out your cup?"  john: "i'm not sure why?"  chris: "there is some dried milk scudge in the bottom of this cup" What is the definition of "scudge"?


scudge

Instruction: "add a scudge of sour cream to your macaroni and cheese to give it a zing" What is the definition of "scudge"?


7.4 inches

Context: i've got 7.4 inches

Instruction: "i've got 7.4 inches" What is the definition of "7.4 inches"?


buck choy

Context: bishoy metri is a buck choy

Instruction: "bishoy metri is a buck choy" What is the definition of "buck choy"?


flambosted

Instruction: "i went to the bars last night and got flambosted" What is the definition of "flambosted"?


anally penetrated

a term used when a person has totally owned something, or done really well

Instruction: ""dude, how did you do on that test? "i totally anally penetrated it, i got a 99%" What is the definition of "anally penetrated"?


ampine

noun: a female best friend to which you have no attraction towards verb: to make someone your female best friend

Instruction: "i tell my ampine everything about my love life  i ampined her" What is the definition of "ampine"?


ass-slapping balls

"the act of male testicles slapping their partners ass during sex

Instruction: "he was screwing her so hard those were ass-slapping balls" What is the definition of "ass-slapping balls"?


carliegh

a bitch who treats their friends like shit, taking advantage if every weakness in their friends

Instruction: "that girl who got in a fight was a real carliegh" What is the definition of "carliegh"?


cinderella bowtie

Instruction: "shauna pressed her wet pussy lips on freds neck at the peak of orgasm and gave him a cinderella bowtie" What is the definition of "cinderella bowtie"?


puce

Context: "eww, your puce stinks

Instruction: ""eww, your puce stinks" What is the definition of "puce"?


puce

Instruction: "erin: man, i tried to take a huge shit but it wasn't ready sandra: dude, that's so puce" What is the definition of "puce"?


puce

female who flirts with every guy in sight, female who steals boyfriends, female who turns every guy against other girls

Instruction: "oh my gosh, sara's boyfriend dumped her last night for katie, god katie is such a puce" What is the definition of "puce"?


defuckulator

"a tool invented by the germans in the late 1800s that accurately measures a persons level of response to pain using a "fuckometer"

Instruction: "hold this defuckulator and let me prick you with this pin, and then open up the oven and grab the scolding hot pan with your bare hand" What is the definition of "defuckulator"?


halil

a charming guy who can sweep a girl off her feet

Instruction: "1: did you text halil today?  2: ya he was so nice" What is the definition of "halil"?


Context: i am the 13373571 of them all

Instruction: "i am the 13373571 of them all" What is the definition of "13373571"?


a tease

Context: dayum, bitches be a tease yo

Instruction: "dayum, bitches be a tease yo" What is the definition of "a tease"?


bowl clogger

a montrous defication of explosive bull ass proportions that binds the bowl up and prevents flushing

Instruction: "i had to call roto-rooter again because i launched another bowl clogger" What is the definition of "bowl clogger"?


ass dirt

known as the left over crap that doesn't get wiped off when one is finished cleaning their ass after taking a chocolate nugget

Instruction: "me:hey man? whats the best way to get rid of ass dirt  friend: bleach and a scrub brush" What is the definition of "ass dirt"?


first impressions

Instruction: "she's not got the right skill set and her cv is a bit thin, but i'm giving her the job based on the great first impressions" What is the definition of "first impressions"?


backup bitches

two or more bitches in a group with a leader (usually a hotter chick)

Instruction: "if the hot chick wants to get in the face of a rival, she brings along her backup bitches cause she is too chicken shit to go solo" What is the definition of "backup bitches"?


drive by

Context: my boys got hit in a drive by

"a shooting from a moving vehicle that simplifies get-away

Instruction: "my boys got hit in a drive by" What is the definition of "drive by"?


drive by

before giving a female oral sex, start fingering her first, only for a second or two

Instruction: "i gave that chick a drive by and damn that bitch stank" What is the definition of "drive by"?


drive by

when you walk by someone's desk at work and flash them as you keep going

Instruction: "jenny gave kevin a drive by as she went in the backroom" What is the definition of "drive by"?


drive by

Instruction: "grow some balls and stick the gun in their face dave, don't pussy out and do a drive by" What is the definition of "drive by"?


detroit pistons

Instruction: "person #1: who's the best team in the league right now? person #2: the detroit pistons are because they play as a team and have an incredible defense" What is the definition of "detroit pistons"?