greashy

Instruction: " girl these shoes is just my size, lookin' all greashy and shit" What is the definition of "greashy"?


blue angels

a outlaw motorcycle club which started up in glasgow, scotland

Instruction: "is there any hells angels in scotland? nah but there is blue angels" What is the definition of "blue angels"?


blue angels

when a row of cars on the highway go the same speed, in turn, blocking anyone from passing them

Instruction: "i was on i-5 today and couldn't go faster than 60 mph thanks to the blue angels taking up every lane" What is the definition of "blue angels"?


homberged

the act of waiting until someone falls asleep in the prone position and then waking them up by viciously riding on their [ass] like a bull

Instruction: "dude did you see matt at the [party] last night? he passed out [piss] [drunk] and got homberged hard" What is the definition of "homberged"?


cancer break

Instruction: "this paperwork shit is pissing me off, let's go have a cancer break" What is the definition of "cancer break"?


aborted hershey launch

the act of fellating a live log of poo as it is exiting the rectum, then gently pushing it back up the colon with one's tongue

Instruction: "jen was surprised when her once-a-day shit-eating session turned into an aborted hershey launch just because juan enjoyed having shit shoved back up his ass" What is the definition of "aborted hershey launch"?


augmented octave

Instruction: "fransessco just unloaded an augmented octave" What is the definition of "augmented octave"?


augmented octave

a huge, rancid, mcdonalds/kfc-filled shit

Instruction: "fransesso just unloaded a nasty augmented octave in there" What is the definition of "augmented octave"?


3ds max

"3ds max is a 3d modelling and animation environment and a rendering tool for 3d modelling enthusiasts, architectural concept plans and game artists (for making models for the game engine)

Instruction: ""man i just purchased 3ds max so i can make weapon models for counterstrike" What is the definition of "3ds max"?


3ds max

"a very cool program which allows you to create most objects and see them in a 3d universe

Instruction: ""kay - "yea, and we get to create naked female models in 3ds max" What is the definition of "3ds max"?


fwanking

to masturbate so hard and furious that you faint

Instruction: "i was out cold for about 10 minutes after a fwanking session last night" What is the definition of "fwanking"?


deli mustard

the act of shitting and pissing on someone's chest while they are sleeping, and rubbing it around

Instruction: "that asshole pissed me off, so i gave him some deli mustard" What is the definition of "deli mustard"?


cash tray

Instruction: "this [bowl] is finished, i'm going to dump everything out into the cash tray" What is the definition of "cash tray"?


cash tray

Instruction: "this [bowl] is finished, i'm going to dump everything out into the cash tray" What is the definition of "cash tray"?


blue hole

links on websites, mostly wikipedia, which send you to pages with more links on them

Instruction: "-why are you so tired? -i got stuck in a blue hole last night" What is the definition of "blue hole"?


bruce detter

Instruction: "person1 : who's the guy driving that little blue bug ??? person2: thats bruce detter isn't it obvious? person1: man look at him go" What is the definition of "bruce detter"?


ah-so-choy-yo

Instruction: "go down to the ah-so-choy-yo store and get us some beer" What is the definition of "ah-so-choy-yo"?


cockologist

Context: "man, stop being such a cockologist

Instruction: ""man, stop being such a cockologist" What is the definition of "cockologist"?


"emoticon symbolizing the iconic "rock on" hand gesture

Instruction: "guy 1: [cya] at the show [2nite] guy 2: !,,!" What is the definition of "!,,!"?


buntline

Context: avril lavigne's got a hairy buntline

the hair going from your belly button to your crotch

Instruction: "avril lavigne's got a hairy buntline" What is the definition of "buntline"?


chojja

Context: chojja just owned me

the [word]hitler[/word] or [word]god[/word] of starcraft! a [word]zerg[/word] user!

Instruction: "chojja just owned me" What is the definition of "chojja"?


arthropod

any of the set of [animals] that belong to the insect family

Instruction: "they put flames on my beetle when they pimped my arthropod" What is the definition of "arthropod"?


ben acosta

Context: wow, that's a ben acosta gesture

some refer to him as a god wearing an asian cloak, others call him benjamin

Instruction: "wow, that's a ben acosta gesture" What is the definition of "ben acosta"?


2nd shift fever

that time at night when working late that you and your coworkers find even the stupidest things hilarious, as if under the influence of drugs or alcohol

Instruction: "steevn: 2nd shift fever was bad last night" What is the definition of "2nd shift fever"?


donn

Context: donn is amazing

a wonderful man who is caring, intelligent, musical, gentle and kind

Instruction: "donn is amazing" What is the definition of "donn"?


donn

Context: donn is amazing

a wonderful man who is caring, intelligent, musical, gentle and kind

Instruction: "donn is amazing" What is the definition of "donn"?


fidonk

Context: im gonna fidonk that bitch

to smack a chick with your cock while your cumming

Instruction: "im gonna fidonk that bitch" What is the definition of "fidonk"?


gringocracker

a white person universally hated by both mexicans and blacks

Instruction: "hola, jelonte deyante, theres a gringocracker bang bang" What is the definition of "gringocracker"?


administrative leave

when you lose your job (are asked to leave) but still get paid, probably because the company might not be able to legally fire you

Instruction: "the guard who caused all the bad publicity for airport x by temporary leaving his post has been placed on administrative leave while they investigate the situation" What is the definition of "administrative leave"?


bourbonese

extremely drunken slurred nonsensical speech

Instruction: "i can't understand anything your drunk ass is saying, you're speaking bourbonese" What is the definition of "bourbonese"?


elephant flaps

when two naked female elephants fuck soo much they engulf each other in their loose vaginal lobe flaps

Instruction: "when i was on a trip in a safari i saw the most horrible elephant flaps" What is the definition of "elephant flaps"?


clevian

Context: whoa she must be a clevian

a beautiful girl with a bright mind and amazing sense of humor

Instruction: "whoa she must be a clevian" What is the definition of "clevian"?


supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

Instruction: ""it's supercalafragilisticexpialidocious, even though the sound of it is something quite atrocious, if you say it loud enough you'll always sound precocious, supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" What is the definition of "supercalifragilisticexpialidocious"?


supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

Instruction: ""it's supercalafragilisticexpialidocious, even though the sound of it is something quite atrocious, if you say it loud enough you'll always sound precocious, supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" What is the definition of "supercalifragilisticexpialidocious"?


supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

"the roots of the word have been defined as follows: super- "above", cali- "beauty", fragilistic- "delicate", expiali- "to atone", and docious- "educable"

Instruction: "hey girl ur're supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" What is the definition of "supercalifragilisticexpialidocious"?


supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

atoning for extreme and delicate beauty while still being highly educable

Instruction: "mary poppins is performing supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" What is the definition of "supercalifragilisticexpialidocious"?


hails yea

Instruction: "i'm getting paid $12/hour in cash? hails yea" What is the definition of "hails yea"?


big boobs mcgee

a girl with abnormally large breasts for her size

Instruction: "there goes big boobs mcgee swingin dem udders" What is the definition of "big boobs mcgee"?


butter ball

the oposite of a butter face, when a girls face is cute but her body is huge giving you a butter ball

Instruction: "damn that girl is one big butter ball  butter balls at the door" What is the definition of "butter ball"?


butter ball

when a man coats his scrotum in movie popcorn butter, then in a various of the standard teabag, he inserts his scrotum into a woman's mouth

Instruction: "jorge: yo, there was a lot of leftover butter left in my popcorn last night, so i greased up and gave cindy the ol' butter ball" What is the definition of "butter ball"?


penny arcade

the funniest gaming-based comic on the web

Instruction: "the guys over at penny arcade can really make with that funny" What is the definition of "penny arcade"?


penny arcade

Context: penny arcade is t3h shitz0r

Instruction: "penny arcade is t3h shitz0r" What is the definition of "penny arcade"?


homeless collection

"a pun on haute couture meaning a clothing genre defined by mis-matched & ill-fitting pieces that one refuses to give away or donate to charity, where they belong

Instruction: "my husband has so many new designer duds, yet he still chooses to shop from the closet with the homeless collection of clothes" What is the definition of "homeless collection"?


bright-eyed and bushy-tailed

Instruction: "the freshly recruited programmer was bright-eyed and bushy-tailed" What is the definition of "bright-eyed and bushy-tailed"?


ernie'd

Context: this computer has been ernie'd

1)to have been sabatoged by someone named ernie

Instruction: "this computer has been ernie'd" What is the definition of "ernie'd"?


drury

the last name for dank people with big cocks

Instruction: "i want to sleep with you cause your a drury" What is the definition of "drury"?


drury

Instruction: "i totally piped drury last night, she totally guzzuled my mayonaise" What is the definition of "drury"?


drury

usually a figure who is imbreaded or retarted

Instruction: "my god that hideous thing looks like a drury" What is the definition of "drury"?


butter legs

a girls whose legs spread easy as butter

Instruction: "damn did you see that bitch get naked on cam? ya man i bet shes a real butter legs" What is the definition of "butter legs"?


crack-ma-vally

"an alley of which "hobos" (homeless persons) are using several diffent types of drugs such as

Instruction: ""maaan look at them mofo's in that crack-ma-vally "wanna hit up some dice in that crack-ma-vally quick-fast?""" What is the definition of "crack-ma-vally"?


gemmil

a nick name for someone who loves adventures of space and quality time with his space cadets

Instruction: "blasting off into space for the first time, i feel like a true gemmil" What is the definition of "gemmil"?


quaine

the ship name of quinn fabray and blaine anderson from 'glee'

Instruction: "oh my god, did you see the quaine interaction in last night's episode?" What is the definition of "quaine"?


quaine

Instruction: "dude that gino kid wont fight me, what a huge quaine" What is the definition of "quaine"?


audiction

Instruction: "i have a really bad audiction to the killers this week" What is the definition of "audiction"?


chop box

Instruction: "man i had to chop box last night, makes girls down to get freaky when you chop some box" What is the definition of "chop box"?


cuntcycle

Instruction: "look jimmy at that cuntcycle ride her bike" What is the definition of "cuntcycle"?


fizzed down

a liquid that does have abit of fizz but has lost some due to being open a long period of time

Instruction: " i wanted a drink that was fizzy mate not fizzed down" What is the definition of "fizzed down"?


brochet

Context: yo, we gonna brochet tonight? hell yeah

activity in which [bros] gather around and crochet

Instruction: "yo, we gonna brochet tonight? hell yeah" What is the definition of "brochet"?


this is the area code for the central missouri area including the capitol jefferson city

Instruction: "if you are going to call jefferson city, missouri you will need to use the 573 area code" What is the definition of "573"?


doo-lally

Context: girl:ah, look, bob's gone doo-lally

Instruction: "girl:ah, look, bob's gone doo-lally" What is the definition of "doo-lally"?


ghost busting

the event of a male orgasm with out an ejaculate

Instruction: "i jerked off so many times in one day that i started ghost busting" What is the definition of "ghost busting"?


ghost busting

the act of masturbating onto a woman while she is sleeping

Instruction: "last night i was forced to do some ghost busting on my female friend" What is the definition of "ghost busting"?


ghost busting

at the mid point of the evening when you leave without saying good by to your friends to go home

Instruction: "person a: wheres grant gone? person b: i think he ghost busted outta of here person a: that ghost busting bast**d" What is the definition of "ghost busting"?


ghost busting

during a post-victory celebration over someone in any event that creats both a winner and a looser,the act of pretending to stroke an invisible penis

Instruction: "after making the final out of the ball game, he turned to the other team's bench and began ghost busting" What is the definition of "ghost busting"?


ass fries

the order of french fries consisting of the remains of a once proud batch

Instruction: "ricky's cheerful attitude took a turn for the worse after seeing a box of ass fries next to his cheeseburger" What is the definition of "ass fries"?


ass fries

ass fries are when you have such bad diarrhea that your shit come out yellow & shaped like fries

Instruction: "dude, i was shitting ass fries this morning" What is the definition of "ass fries"?


ass fries

the act of wiping a fry down the crack of one's ass and proceeding to eat it

Instruction: ""why does rob have that fry down the back of his pants? "he's making ass fries" What is the definition of "ass fries"?


dangflabbit

Context: dangflabbit daddy

a word that may or may not have ever been said by miley cyrus

Instruction: "dangflabbit daddy" What is the definition of "dangflabbit"?


exclusionism

"exclusionism (noun exclusionist) is a wikipedian philosophy advocating for exclusion of in-depth information in wikipedia articles, in order to make it more "readable"

Instruction: "exclusionism is contrasted with inclusionism, wanting in-depth/large/multiple articles and deletionism, wanting a few large articles" What is the definition of "exclusionism"?


bollerific

Instruction: "that guy is doing more than i realize, man that is just bollerific" What is the definition of "bollerific"?


homo-unerectus

a condition where your wang is hugified not by women but by men

Instruction: "your gay, you suffer from homo-unerectus" What is the definition of "homo-unerectus"?


combat arms

"a game that involves every player to rage and cast false accusations of players being script kiddies every time they are killed, even if in the most simplest of ways

Instruction: ""combat arms player 1: *camps on grave digger stairs for 8/11 rounds* combat arms player 2: *quickly smgs player 1 from below* _wheaties_: "wow, he's definitely using chams" What is the definition of "combat arms"?


wet wagon

wet wagon- a wet wagon is a moist wet vagina, often encountered when a woman is sexually excited

Instruction: "whens that bitch gonna give me go in her wet wagon" What is the definition of "wet wagon"?


chozler

Instruction: "are you rollin' a j? nah, it's a chozler" What is the definition of "chozler"?


asko

Context: holy crap it's asko

coolest fucking person to set foot on this earth

Instruction: "holy crap it's asko" What is the definition of "asko"?


barrel roll

the action of an object, usually an airship of any kind, rotating around its main axis

Instruction: "press {r} or {z} twice to do a barrel roll" What is the definition of "barrel roll"?


barrel roll

"the act of chugging liquor and liquor only from a handle on command when the proper phrase "do a barrel roll!" is used

Instruction: ""dave yelled to teague, "do a barrel roll" What is the definition of "barrel roll"?


barrel roll

Context: *do a barrel roll

a sexual endeavour, usually preformed by a female, where the girl spins along an axis (from head to toe) as she is giving a man oral pleasure

Instruction: "*do a barrel roll" What is the definition of "barrel roll"?


barrel roll

Context: "peppy: do a barrel roll

Instruction: ""peppy: do a barrel roll" What is the definition of "barrel roll"?


cradar

the innate ability to detect crazy people before they bring the crazy

Instruction: "that girl is hot but she's setting off my cradar" What is the definition of "cradar"?


cradar

the intuitive ability to recognize when someone is crazy

Instruction: "his cradar wasn't working when they first met" What is the definition of "cradar"?


man-ho

Instruction: "hey ya'llz, swing by the man-ho tonight, we'll all slam some natty ice" What is the definition of "man-ho"?


man-ho

Context: josh is such an effing man-ho

Instruction: "josh is such an effing man-ho" What is the definition of "man-ho"?


cock wash

i chick sucking your penis is called a ccok wash

Instruction: "hey johnny, did christine give you a cock wash last night?" What is the definition of "cock wash"?


cock wash

when you have to clean up after particularly long, dirty or brutal sex, you have to run a cock wash

Instruction: "aww man, wait here babe, i got to go run a cock wash" What is the definition of "cock wash"?


Context: you only get 2pops with that escort

just means you can cum twice usually dealing w/ prostitutes

Instruction: "you only get 2pops with that escort" What is the definition of "2pops"?


anus beef

"a funny misspelling by "hardees thick burgers", which is laughed about commonly

Instruction: "dude 1: dude, did you try those new double ultracheese burgers at <insert burger restaurant here>?  burger dude: forget about them, they contain anus beef" What is the definition of "anus beef"?


anus beef

Instruction: "bro, your breath smells worse than anus beef" What is the definition of "anus beef"?


a bobo

to get nocked the fuk put by someone else

Instruction: "dam that nigguh got a bobo and hit the floor nasty" What is the definition of "a bobo"?


blackjayz

Context: blackjayz of runescape

a great runescape player and a friend of mine

Instruction: "blackjayz of runescape" What is the definition of "blackjayz"?


cumblock

the buildup of seminal fluid from jacking off in the shower that prevents the shower from drainng

Instruction: "beacuse of the fuckin cumblock the shower takes four fuckin hours to fuckin drain" What is the definition of "cumblock"?


speed bumps

acne-like sores that can appear on the long-term meth (speed) user's skin

Instruction: "people were avoiding tom nowadays because his speed bumps made it clear just how much of a druggie he'd become" What is the definition of "speed bumps"?


speed bumps

speed bumps: marbles and/or other objects being place inside the skin of the penis to increase the intensity of female's orgasm

Instruction: "speed bumps - cut a small opening in your shaft just below you penis head on the bottom of your penis" What is the definition of "speed bumps"?


speed bumps

Instruction: "she needs to grow some boobs, all she's go is them little speed bumps" What is the definition of "speed bumps"?


dickmaster

Context: yeah your a fucking dickmaster

a sarcastic term used to describe a gay person who reckons they are a champ

Instruction: "yeah your a fucking dickmaster" What is the definition of "dickmaster"?


crack crustaceans

Instruction: "my crack crustaceans are more uncomfortable than a swedish weather girl at a john leslie convention" What is the definition of "crack crustaceans"?


chocolate milkshake

when you change from anal intercourse to oral sex right at the moment of climax

Instruction: "we were having sex the other night when i decided to give her a chocolate milkshake" What is the definition of "chocolate milkshake"?


chocolate milkshake

ejaculating into an anus then sucking it out with a straw

Instruction: "no example needed for chocolate milkshake" What is the definition of "chocolate milkshake"?


chocolate milkshake

Context: s: i want a chocolate milkshake

(s): a blow job with which the person receiving the blow job is brown (of south asian ethnicity)

Instruction: "s: i want a chocolate milkshake" What is the definition of "chocolate milkshake"?


anrgy pirate

noun, verb- when a girl is on her knees sucking your dick, you pull out just before you blow and skeet in her eye

Instruction: "becky needed glasses after the anrgy pirate i gave her last night" What is the definition of "anrgy pirate"?


foodsting

verb- the act of text talking with another person about all the foods and what you'd do to them if you could eat them right now

Instruction: "verb- 'i'm just foodsting my mate, anthony" What is the definition of "foodsting"?


fuckulate

Context: god gena, you fuckulate

Instruction: "god gena, you fuckulate" What is the definition of "fuckulate"?


bobco

Context: hey look, it's bobco

an it/person who was built for destruction and abusing the right to eat pie

Instruction: "hey look, it's bobco" What is the definition of "bobco"?


d my s

Context: hey rayko, can you d my s real quick?

a quick and easy way to say delight my scrotum

Instruction: "hey rayko, can you d my s real quick?" What is the definition of "d my s"?


gayser

when a gay guy stares at you and or checks you out

Instruction: "guy #1 dude did you just gayser that guy?  guy #2 don't knock it til you try it" What is the definition of "gayser"?


imbibery

the act of drinking (from imbibe) in excess (-y added to convert it into a nominative, after debauchery, usury, etc)

Instruction: "john's imbibery caused him to lose his family, job, and respect in the community" What is the definition of "imbibery"?


imbibery

a place where one goes to imbibe alcoholic beverages

Instruction: "the local imbibery was doing a brisk business during the holiday season" What is the definition of "imbibery"?


doodoo spray

doodoo spray is slang for the scented aerosol can kept in the bathroom to combat offensive odors

Instruction: "i need to run to the store to buy more doodoo spray" What is the definition of "doodoo spray"?


denischa

denishca- a young wanna be hipster who is most likely a peasant or a homeless person

Instruction: "me- look over there at that peasant trying to be hipster with her skateboard friend- wait isnt that a denischa" What is the definition of "denischa"?


dick sprinter

person who, while having intercourse, ejaculates around 2 minutes or under

Instruction: "maria divorced her husband because he was a dick sprinter" What is the definition of "dick sprinter"?


"a play on words for the band,"blink-182", gayest emo band ever

Instruction: "justin timberlake takes anal whilst listening to stink-182" What is the definition of "stink-182"?


mo-over

a [mohawk] haircut that has been combed-over and is sitting flat, usually to help the wearer appear more conservative

Instruction: "to prepare for a job interview, i combed my hair down into a mo-over" What is the definition of "mo-over"?


glemo

Context: you look really glemo today

a glamours emo person usually defined by bold modern eyeglasses in dark shades of black and brown

Instruction: "you look really glemo today" What is the definition of "glemo"?


glemo

Context: evanescence is a band with glemo taste

an emo, but with better taste in clothes, and in music

Instruction: "evanescence is a band with glemo taste" What is the definition of "glemo"?


eeko

Context: eeko there anonymous stranger

a form of greeting, appearing in parts of ireland from approximately 2002

Instruction: "eeko there anonymous stranger" What is the definition of "eeko"?


padre

Context: ay, que padre

"this is the closest equivalent to "cool"

Instruction: "ay, que padre" What is the definition of "padre"?


padre

Context: ay, chico, your car is really padre

Instruction: "ay, chico, your car is really padre" What is the definition of "padre"?


padre

Context: ay, chico, your car is really padre

Instruction: "ay, chico, your car is really padre" What is the definition of "padre"?


custodian

an insult you lay on somebody when they do or say something stupid

Instruction: "you wiped your ass with poison ivy? what a custodian" What is the definition of "custodian"?


finanception

Instruction: ""bob- "where's your retirement fund?" jim- "when 2008 came around, i pulled some finanception" What is the definition of "finanception"?


deer lake

Instruction: "deer lake is a sick town full of best kind people" What is the definition of "deer lake"?


foobies

"foobies is a contraction of "fake boobies"

Instruction: "damn, check out the set of foobies on that doll" What is the definition of "foobies"?


foobies

Instruction: "check out the ridiculous foobies on that stripper" What is the definition of "foobies"?


foobies

Instruction: "that large person wearing that bikini has very observable foobies" What is the definition of "foobies"?


foobies

feeling ill, uncomfortable, sick, woozie

Instruction: "man, filthy bathrooms gives me the foobies" What is the definition of "foobies"?


flanish

a fetish for people wearing flannel shirts

Instruction: "she was really attracted to my flannel shirt because she has a flanish" What is the definition of "flanish"?


cheese hose

Instruction: "most of the homeless population suffer from a cheese hose" What is the definition of "cheese hose"?


curumpinal

noun: acting stupid- being foolish  adjective: stupid- silly- fool

Instruction: "noun: the boy's curumpinal behavior at school led him to expulsion" What is the definition of "curumpinal"?


canadian railway

Instruction: "trent: holy fuck this is the canadian railway all over again" What is the definition of "canadian railway"?


aethyr

"celtic word used to describe, essentially, altered states of consciousness

Instruction: "he's just taken a shitload of mushies - he'll be in the aethyr for hours" What is the definition of "aethyr"?


cyber jam

when too much info us uploaded onto a server that it has to put some in a queue in order to relieve strain on the server

Instruction: "maybe i didn't get your text because i'm just so popular that i have like 50 messages waiting to get into my phone that they get into a cyber jam" What is the definition of "cyber jam"?


lupa

Instruction: "the stories say romulus and remus were raised by a lupa" What is the definition of "lupa"?


lupa

Context: her vagina was way too long, had a lupa

Instruction: "her vagina was way too long, had a lupa" What is the definition of "lupa"?


lupa

Context: she is not that fat but she has a lupa

Instruction: "she is not that fat but she has a lupa" What is the definition of "lupa"?


muhalahh

Context: michael will muhalahh all over carla

when u ejaculate u shot sperm other wise known as muhalahh

Instruction: "michael will muhalahh all over carla" What is the definition of "muhalahh"?


czenglish

a mix of czech and english, usually including english roots with czech conjugation and declination

Instruction: "he speaks czenglish with his czech grandmother, because his czech vocabulary is limited" What is the definition of "czenglish"?


coyote ass

a condition caused by wet farts, sweat, or not wiping well

Instruction: "can we stop at the next gas station so i can wipe? i have the coyote ass" What is the definition of "coyote ass"?


faminism

faminism (individual: faminist) is a pervasive cultural movement consisting of females whose entire lives are structured around losing weight

Instruction: "i could count her ribs through her sweater; that slag could be the poster model for faminism" What is the definition of "faminism"?


channel flicking

done for long periods of time by teenagers aged over 15+ usually

Instruction: "parent - what are you doing? child  - channel flicking parent - right then" What is the definition of "channel flicking"?


tobs

Context: damn look at those tobs on that chick

Instruction: "damn look at those tobs on that chick" What is the definition of "tobs"?


tobs

a homosexual, often participating in anal sex

Instruction: "is tobs getting off to furry's again? that fucker" What is the definition of "tobs"?


brungardt

doing something absolutely fucking retarded

Instruction: "haha he just fell in the fire, total brungardt move" What is the definition of "brungardt"?


andymosh

Context: damn, i'm such an andymosh

Instruction: "damn, i'm such an andymosh" What is the definition of "andymosh"?


minorly

adjective  1: to improve a minimal amount

Instruction: "1) quailman's attempts at play guitar are minorly improving" What is the definition of "minorly"?


minorly

Context: man 1: well that was minorly disturbing

adjective: slightly other details: antonym of majorly

Instruction: "man 1: well that was minorly disturbing" What is the definition of "minorly"?


Context: hey flatfeet2016

[1]an awesome cp player who makes free sketches and takes photos of club penguin

Instruction: "hey flatfeet2016" What is the definition of "flatfeet2016"?


hit that super mario

a dance made by caleb reyes and eugenethedream

Instruction: "lyrics form song: now hit that super mario lean with a rock and do oh wait swag out to the flow nanae real quick hit that elbow and hit that super mario" What is the definition of "hit that super mario"?


catholic church

Context: i went to a catholic church last sunday

the catholic church refers to the main christian body of believers following the teachings of jesus christ

Instruction: "i went to a catholic church last sunday" What is the definition of "catholic church"?


catholic church

Instruction: "the damn catholic church has been reeling in dough for centuries" What is the definition of "catholic church"?


catholic church

what liberals blame for world hunger and all other problems

Instruction: "liberal: dam it the catholic church made my car break down" What is the definition of "catholic church"?


catholic church

Context: the creation of the catholic church

the catholic church is not one of the lost books of the bible as they would lead to believe

Instruction: "the creation of the catholic church" What is the definition of "catholic church"?


catholic church

religion that is supposdely ruled by love

Instruction: "v: sodomy is a sin according to the catholic church" What is the definition of "catholic church"?


catholic church

Instruction: "the catholic church is now and always was a fag house" What is the definition of "catholic church"?


bust a liq

Instruction: "we decided to bust a liq on that nigga plunter" What is the definition of "bust a liq"?


p.e.

"an�evily devised "education program" designed to make students feel horrible and hold bitter resentment for all physical activities in the future"

Instruction: "johnny dropped out of school when he was 16, because he just couldn't take the slow, sadistic torture known as p.e. for another two years" What is the definition of "p.e."?


p.e.

Context: p.e. classes

Instruction: "p.e. classes" What is the definition of "p.e."?


dizzapeer

"dizzapeer  for those picky rejecting single women who lack a conscience, have no heart, know no guilt and are selfish to the nth degree

Instruction: "i dated her twice and then she pulled the dizzapeer act on me, she doesn't return emails or phone calls" What is the definition of "dizzapeer"?


pissing on my shit

when you try to start a conversation with a girl and she makes it awkward or stops it

Instruction: ""hey, what 's your favorite food? "oh, i don't know" "stop pissing on my shit" What is the definition of "pissing on my shit"?


chandlerism

when a man is married to a woman, but has deep and intimate feelings for a man

Instruction: "his chandlerism is going to result in his children asking questions when they get older" What is the definition of "chandlerism"?


l.a.f.f.

Context: mama ur gonna fall in l.a.f.f. wit me;)

Instruction: "mama ur gonna fall in l.a.f.f. wit me;)" What is the definition of "l.a.f.f."?


double breakup

when someone, after breaking up with you but promising that the two of you will stay friends, breaks contact completely and decides they no longer want to even be friends

Instruction: ""the double breakup goes something like this" What is the definition of "double breakup"?


da bucc sex

Context: da bucc sex very nice

buccaners and little essex  refering to many types of sex

Instruction: "da bucc sex very nice" What is the definition of "da bucc sex"?


facing

Instruction: "yo, you should be facing a blunt before you see pineapple express" What is the definition of "facing"?


facing

[ballymena] (northern ireland) [slang] for [kissing] with tongue

Instruction: "aye, imma be facing the wee gurl the night" What is the definition of "facing"?


facing

v- the act of placing one's face upon random objects and or organisms to create humor

Instruction: ""andrew:"hey zaine, want to go facing tonight?" zaine:"yeah" What is the definition of "facing"?


facing

Context: facing is an awesome game to play

knocking a binder, book etc out of someones hands at school

Instruction: "facing is an awesome game to play" What is the definition of "facing"?


facing

Instruction: "man this kid keeps facing me, what a creeper" What is the definition of "facing"?


cowboy the fuck up

Instruction: "stop being a sissymary motherfucker, and just cowboy the fuck up already" What is the definition of "cowboy the fuck up"?


bananananana!

Context: lyn makes my heart bananananana!

Instruction: "lyn makes my heart bananananana!" What is the definition of "bananananana!"?


argos board

Context: look at that argos board

a shit board that scallys and mark campbell ride

Instruction: "look at that argos board" What is the definition of "argos board"?


forum kid

kids involved in internet discussion forums, usually males without female contact for upwards of three weeks

Instruction: "yeah, so i don't have a girlfriend, because i'm a forum kid" What is the definition of "forum kid"?


catabriea

Context: you are totally catabriea

synonomous for someone who is cool, sexy and smart

Instruction: "you are totally catabriea" What is the definition of "catabriea"?


birthday candling

having sex loudly while your parents and sister are in the room next door

Instruction: "omg mum i think simon is birthday candling next door" What is the definition of "birthday candling"?


sense

Context: oh right, yeah, that makes sense

something you can make, but only if you are born with it, althoug everyone has 5, some people can have 6 or more as well

Instruction: "oh right, yeah, that makes sense" What is the definition of "sense"?


sense

Context: 'ey rudeboy you got any sense to bus me

Instruction: "'ey rudeboy you got any sense to bus me" What is the definition of "sense"?


sense

Context: she needs some sense beaten into her

Instruction: "she needs some sense beaten into her" What is the definition of "sense"?


sense

Context: microwave: katie, you have no sense

Instruction: "microwave: katie, you have no sense" What is the definition of "sense"?


barrow in furness

the absolute shittiest place in the whole of the north west of england

Instruction: "person1-lets go to barrow in furness i heard its a right laugh person2-nah mate i got arrested there once for calling a copper a wanker and its a total shithole" What is the definition of "barrow in furness"?


afx

Context: afx is one of richard d

phonetic contraction of [aphex twin], though considered a name in its own right

Instruction: "afx is one of richard d" What is the definition of "afx"?


afx

Context: afx is the best scout in tfc

Instruction: "afx is the best scout in tfc" What is the definition of "afx"?


afx

Instruction: "have you been using afx lately?  yeah after effects is great" What is the definition of "afx"?


athens meat grinder

deficating in a clothes dryer that contains the clothes of someone whom you dislike

Instruction: "did mark wash his clothes?  good, i'm gonna give that douche an athens meat grinder" What is the definition of "athens meat grinder"?


fapstinence

the practice of abstaining from masturbation

Instruction: "[catholic] mom: i'm so proud of your fapstinence so far" What is the definition of "fapstinence"?


chiquita banana

an awesome name for a female dog that is disproportionately long

Instruction: "what's your dachshund's name? her name is chiquita banana" What is the definition of "chiquita banana"?


chiquita banana

"a "costume" or more appropriately - one of the hottest female costumes ever, when accompanied with a belly dance

Instruction: "whose your favorite belly dancer? chiquita banana" What is the definition of "chiquita banana"?


exish

Instruction: "dealing with my exish ex girlfriend can be a rather daunting task" What is the definition of "exish"?


herbin

Instruction: "herbert took the minors to wendy's for a late night treat, he was herbin hardcore" What is the definition of "herbin"?


amc matador

"a big car made by american motors from 1971-1978

Instruction: "the amc matador was unappreciated when new, but it was a very solid reliable car" What is the definition of "amc matador"?


bro dozer

deragatory term for full size trucks with an enourmous lift kit and overly large tires

Instruction: "check out the guys rollin' in the bro dozer" What is the definition of "bro dozer"?


face bitching

Context: face bitching status update: aw

bitching in a whining fashion on facebook and nobody really cares

Instruction: "face bitching status update: aw" What is the definition of "face bitching"?


barnyard savage

a derogatory term used to describe unsophisticated country folk

Instruction: "man look at that barnyard savage getting out of his lifted ford truck wearing a camo hunting jacket and a bright orange truckers hat" What is the definition of "barnyard savage"?


bumpycaps

Instruction: "'don't use bumpycaps when writing, unless its in programming language" What is the definition of "bumpycaps"?


behoovery

the presence of a large amount of behooving moments

Instruction: "there's a lot of behoovery going on around here" What is the definition of "behoovery"?


blowvenge

the act of taking physical revenge on a man during fellatio

Instruction: "toni found out corby was cheating on he, so she got blowvenge on him" What is the definition of "blowvenge"?


felinophile

Instruction: "yo, joe [raped] my cat, he's a felinophile" What is the definition of "felinophile"?


bixler

bixler is defined as a girl who is a pure beast

Instruction: "that bixler just beat your ass in that football game" What is the definition of "bixler"?


bixler

Context: oh crap bixler is following us again

a very weird kid who wants to hump your dead body dry

Instruction: "oh crap bixler is following us again" What is the definition of "bixler"?


brookhouser

Context: brookhouser

a black persons last name but the person is white

Instruction: "brookhouser" What is the definition of "brookhouser"?


chicken skin

"although this obviously has other definitions, it's used in hawai'ian pidgin to mean "goose bumps

Instruction: "dat exorcist movie give me da kine chicken skin" What is the definition of "chicken skin"?


chicken skin

Instruction: "where's that cold draft coming from, it's givin' me chicken skin" What is the definition of "chicken skin"?


chicken skin

the labial skin surrounding the [pussy] that, when hairless, resembles the skin of a plucked chicken

Instruction: "mary was salivating over the prospect of running her tongue over laura's savory chicken skin" What is the definition of "chicken skin"?


chicken skin

shaved testicles looks like a chickens skin

Instruction: "close your legs, i can see you're chicken skin poppin out" What is the definition of "chicken skin"?


chicken skin

someone who has tanned to the extrme where their skin looks like a piece of fried chicken

Instruction: "her skin looks more and more like chicken skin" What is the definition of "chicken skin"?


chicken skin

Context: my chicken skin is really saw

the skin between your balls and your rectum

Instruction: "my chicken skin is really saw" What is the definition of "chicken skin"?


veeks

Instruction: "i just ate some veeks and im feeling great" What is the definition of "veeks"?


veeks

Context: my veeks gots tha sickest system

Instruction: "my veeks gots tha sickest system" What is the definition of "veeks"?


charisma man

coined by larry rodney for his comic strip of the same name

Instruction: ""from charisma man comic strip, "back on his home planet of canada our hero was just another average guy, but when he landed on planet japan he became charisma man" What is the definition of "charisma man"?


fuck terd

is the process when a so called idiot, takes ones fecies and tries to have intercourse with it

Instruction: "that dood over there is such a fuck terd" What is the definition of "fuck terd"?


flabberbate

when a man with a big big belly grabs, shakes a giggles his belly while at the same time fakely moans in pleasure

Instruction: "mark wanted to show his pleasure from the situation, that he lifted up his shirt, grabbed his belly and began to flabberbate" What is the definition of "flabberbate"?


dead baby joke

Context: 1: i've got a dead baby joke

occasionally brilliant pieces of wordplay featuring dead babies (if you couldn't figure that last bit out alone, kill yourself)

Instruction: "1: i've got a dead baby joke" What is the definition of "dead baby joke"?


dead baby joke

Context: 1: i've got a dead baby joke

occasionally brilliant pieces of wordplay featuring dead babies (if you couldn't figure that last bit out alone, kill yourself)

Instruction: "1: i've got a dead baby joke" What is the definition of "dead baby joke"?


flying salty demons

Context: "release the flying salty demons

[semen], [sperm],[jizm], male ejaculate, cum

Instruction: ""release the flying salty demons" What is the definition of "flying salty demons"?


the christmas

the christmas is a term made up for giving a girl the double fister, coined from a drunk man

Instruction: "on christmas morning i was surprised when he gave me the christmas" What is the definition of "the christmas"?


daedric

adj: of or having to do with [daedra]  verb: to violate repeatedly with a daedric artifact

Instruction: "adj: paul: i got a daedric dagger from mehrunes dagon last night" What is the definition of "daedric"?


breayan

Context: i'm so lucky i have a breayan

he is a very intelligent guy, who keeps his priorities straight and is extremely well rounded

Instruction: "i'm so lucky i have a breayan" What is the definition of "breayan"?


shitstain

the stain that looks like shit on the mustache of a smoker

Instruction: "quit smoking, it's bad for you and that shitstain looks like shit" What is the definition of "shitstain"?


shitstain

an utterly objectionable, despised individual, especially one whose personality is compounded by subnormal intelligence

Instruction: "lyle wright is a shitstain on the ass of the human race" What is the definition of "shitstain"?


shitstain

Context: osama, you are such a shitstain

one resembling skidmarks upon the undershorts of life

Instruction: "osama, you are such a shitstain" What is the definition of "shitstain"?


shitstain

the stain that looks like shit on the mustache of a smoker

Instruction: "quit smoking, it's bad for you and that shitstain looks like shit" What is the definition of "shitstain"?


shitstain

an utterly objectionable, despised individual, especially one whose personality is compounded by subnormal intelligence

Instruction: "lyle wright is a shitstain on the ass of the human race" What is the definition of "shitstain"?


shitstain

Context: osama, you are such a shitstain

one resembling skidmarks upon the undershorts of life

Instruction: "osama, you are such a shitstain" What is the definition of "shitstain"?


brolle

a [sexy] young man whom found in the forests of the amazon

Instruction: "verb- did you brolle or bridget? adj- god you look brolle today" What is the definition of "brolle"?


butnu

Instruction: "theres nothing to do, lets check out butnu" What is the definition of "butnu"?


cordigami

the ancient art of maintaining usb and headphone cords using various coiling and twisting techniques

Instruction: "bryan: 'hey dustin, what are you doing with that impossibly tangled pile of cables?' dustin: cordigami" What is the definition of "cordigami"?


beer social

a planned event, the primary focus of which is a variety of cheap beer is served to the guests

Instruction: "jake: leslie just sent me an invite to her beer social on the 21st" What is the definition of "beer social"?


ball jus

Instruction: "john gave ann some oyster crackers that had been marinading in his ball jus" What is the definition of "ball jus"?


band geeks

some of the most amazing individuals that can be found in a school

Instruction: "the band geeks made a duct tape ball that weighed over one hundred pounds, just because they got bored during summer band" What is the definition of "band geeks"?


body rot

Instruction: "i say the war shouldn't stop until these playa hatin niggas body rot" What is the definition of "body rot"?


body rot

when a man or women doesnt shower after hot sweaty sex

Instruction: "i fucked this chick two days ago and need to go take a shower to get the body rot off" What is the definition of "body rot"?


jadah

Context: jadah is such a nice person

a wonderful person inside and definitely out the are mostly girls of mixed race and and are shy til they get to know

Instruction: "jadah is such a nice person" What is the definition of "jadah"?


jadah

Context: jadah is the best friend i've ever had

Instruction: "jadah is the best friend i've ever had" What is the definition of "jadah"?


jadah

Instruction: "jadah was a very loving and adorable [cat], but not so bright" What is the definition of "jadah"?


jadah

Instruction: "don't pay any attention to that guy he's jadah" What is the definition of "jadah"?


broke hogan

"a synonym for "broke dick" and implies being a loser

Instruction: "i ain't goin' nowhere tonight man, i'm a broke hogan" What is the definition of "broke hogan"?


bobblin

Context: andrea was bobblin on my nobblin

the act of sucking on something, often a penis

Instruction: "andrea was bobblin on my nobblin" What is the definition of "bobblin"?


doctor strange

created by marvel comics, doctor strange is a hero who utilizes magic and sorcery to defend our dimention from mystical and dimentional threats

Instruction: "marvel guy: doctor strange is the coolest wizard of all time" What is the definition of "doctor strange"?


clay babies

jersey shore bitches/fuckers who sit in tanning booths for hours on end, or those who use self-tanner and turn orange

Instruction: "gabe: you see those clay babies over there? erin: you mean the clan of orange people?" What is the definition of "clay babies"?


black list

Context: you bitch your going on my black list

a list of all the bitches you hate and avoid

Instruction: "you bitch your going on my black list" What is the definition of "black list"?


f n r

Instruction: "guy 1: after i did a [grandma loot], i went the club, picked a nice piece of pouthang, then i pulled an f n r" What is the definition of "f n r"?


bad rap

Context: he is bad rap

alex lamonds's big bros music hahahahaahahahahahahahahah! fuck you!!!

Instruction: "he is bad rap" What is the definition of "bad rap"?


charging rhino

"where the prey (female) is sat legs apart at waist height at location a

Instruction: ""dude scott nearly broke his cock attempting charging rhino last night" What is the definition of "charging rhino"?


barrels of fun

Context: that was totally barrels of fun

Instruction: "that was totally barrels of fun" What is the definition of "barrels of fun"?


gasperated

the feeling of being in disbelief, slightly amazed and disgusted all at once

Instruction: "i was so gasperated at the fact she was eating raw chicken meat, that i couldn’t remember what she said her name was" What is the definition of "gasperated"?


baby balloons

Context: lick my baby balloons

Instruction: "lick my baby balloons" What is the definition of "baby balloons"?


chocolate bowl

a toilet, often one that is containing poo, or faeces

Instruction: "dan is so fat he would even eat from the chocolate bowl" What is the definition of "chocolate bowl"?


discush

slang abbreviation for a casual discussion

Instruction: "remember our discush yesterday? that's what i'm referencing" What is the definition of "discush"?


ballshagged

Instruction: "he he ballshagged his french examination due to lack of studying" What is the definition of "ballshagged"?


rear jockey

one who prefers to have sexual intercourse in the derriere

Instruction: "that boy right there is known as a rear jockey to the ladies" What is the definition of "rear jockey"?


bottlegate

"(december 16, 2001, cleveland browns vs

Instruction: "if these referees do this i'm turning this place into bottlegate" What is the definition of "bottlegate"?


poo diddy

when you think you have to take a huge shit and it turns out to just be a little nugget

Instruction: "i thought i was gonna overflow the water in the toilet with a giant turd and it just turned out to be a little poo diddy" What is the definition of "poo diddy"?


butt drool

used as an insult and to imply anything really nasty or extremely gross

Instruction: "she wears so much makeup her face looks like butt drool" What is the definition of "butt drool"?


butt drool

the slobber that comes out of ur mouth when ur tonguing a bung

Instruction: "cody reed has a lot of butt drool after tounging his dog and his horse in his animal house orgy" What is the definition of "butt drool"?


chery muffin

the act of inserting the scrotum into the vaginal crease and thrusting hard enough to cause a queef

Instruction: "ryan harshly grunted after giving his girlfriend a chery muffin" What is the definition of "chery muffin"?


bwai

Context: yo , reel rude bwai iyadey

Instruction: "yo , reel rude bwai iyadey" What is the definition of "bwai"?


green limousine

older slang term used to describe chicago buses which is derived from there formerly green color

Instruction: "a: how are you gettin' to work now that sheila wrecked your car? b: i guess i will be taking the green limousine" What is the definition of "green limousine"?


green limousine

"any city/metro bus that there are only a few riders on

Instruction: "dude, you work downtown, do you take your car? no, parking is too expensive, so i take the green limousine" What is the definition of "green limousine"?


analgerbalitis

a person who is a ass hole and is suffering from an apparent gerbal in their ass

Instruction: "tim is being such an ass hole right now, he must have analgerbalitis" What is the definition of "analgerbalitis"?


hempeleptic

when someone smokes enough hemp to put them to sleep

Instruction: "dude check out the hempeleptic on the couch" What is the definition of "hempeleptic"?


i <3 ?

a girl writes this on the back off her hand when she is officially over the boy who broke up with her (said: i heart question mark)

Instruction: "wish you could only see i got an i <3 ? written on the back of my hand" What is the definition of "i <3 ?"?


golden snitch

Context: harry's caught the golden snitch

the small golden contraption used in the imaginary world of harry potter

Instruction: "harry's caught the golden snitch" What is the definition of "golden snitch"?


delta-ize

to randomly mention the sacramento-san joaquin river delta in a non-related conversation

Instruction: "i was trying to talk with gunrock about the remaining tasks, but he continued to delta-ize the conversation and no progress was made" What is the definition of "delta-ize"?


beef cupcake

Context: man id like to eat that beef cupcake

Instruction: "man id like to eat that beef cupcake" What is the definition of "beef cupcake"?


funter

Context: geraldine was a right funter

an ugly female with a lack of breasts and very small nips

Instruction: "geraldine was a right funter" What is the definition of "funter"?


buccra

Instruction: "buccra tas'e petater an' he say it sweet, but him no know how hard we wuk fe it" What is the definition of "buccra"?


pinkos

a derogatory term used indicating a person who is sympathetic to communism   other forms:  pinko (n

Instruction: ""ann coulter thinks that people who are liberal-minded are pinkos" What is the definition of "pinkos"?


big deezy

Context: big deezy is the greatest rapper ever

"famous rapper that is the first real mc to rep the "north side"

Instruction: "big deezy is the greatest rapper ever" What is the definition of "big deezy"?


bacon on the side

police car on the side of the road with a radar gun

Instruction: "slow down, there's some bacon on the side up the road" What is the definition of "bacon on the side"?


bailey box

Instruction: ""hey, wanna fuck?  "don't go bailey box on me" What is the definition of "bailey box"?


exacto-knife

when somebody gets what your trying to say

Instruction: "did you bang her last night? exacto-knife" What is the definition of "exacto-knife"?


anthraids

Instruction: "the anthraids infection burned the mans skin off and boiled his blood" What is the definition of "anthraids"?


lady bags

Context: man her lady bags are sagging

Instruction: "man her lady bags are sagging" What is the definition of "lady bags"?


dog shit

Context: billy: ma, this is dog shit

main ingredient of chicken mcnuggets, along with damn pork, beef, rat, and the rest of the shit shoved into those shitass cakes

Instruction: "billy: ma, this is dog shit" What is the definition of "dog shit"?


dog shit

Context: mikey rhmeyer is dog shit

Instruction: "mikey rhmeyer is dog shit" What is the definition of "dog shit"?


caroga lake

a town that used to be little but is slowly growing

Instruction: "people in caroga lake are as high matenince as [katy perry] there" What is the definition of "caroga lake"?


beige flares

the pants of choice for the slightly curious male looking to have a big night at various clubs/bars in melbourne

Instruction: "hey bro, you look [gay] in them beige flares" What is the definition of "beige flares"?


expository

Instruction: "you just expository my buttox and it hurt" What is the definition of "expository"?


audate

to demonstrate or play a piece of music or other sound

Instruction: "allow me to audate to you this song i just got from itunes" What is the definition of "audate"?


stizo

high-quality, extremely potent cannabis (aka, marijuana)

Instruction: "i just picked up an eighth of that stizo" What is the definition of "stizo"?


big ol' brown ass titties

"brown-skinned, ghetto-living, chicken-eating, watermelon-loving (watermelon aka "nigger apple"), female with large, saucer-nipple breasts, vis-a-vie kottonmouth kings"

Instruction: "dropping my new [biznatch]'s halter in the back of my brugandy six-four, i saw she had some fine-ass, big ol' brown ass titties" What is the definition of "big ol' brown ass titties"?


hyena boy

a hyena boy is someone with a vagina and a penis formed from an enlarged clitoris

Instruction: ""i'm not a fucking queer dude, my boyfriend's a hyena boy" What is the definition of "hyena boy"?


boxer*

Context: boxer* was railed by fish blue scores

"the most widely accepted meaning of the word boxer* is someone who gets annoyed when they join a public server and get raped by n00bs

Instruction: "boxer* was railed by fish blue scores" What is the definition of "boxer*"?


april shower

Instruction: ""did you see "see her squirt 281"? 5 girls gave a lucky bastard an april shower" What is the definition of "april shower"?


bean dragon

"a woman who is very sexual and that is disgusting to look at/looks like she has every std known to humankind

Instruction: "john don't have sex with that girl she looks like a total bean dragon" What is the definition of "bean dragon"?


mudah fuckah

same as mother fucker but its how chinese people say it because of the way they talk

Instruction: "oh my gat look at dat mudah fuckah he dont even know how to use chopsticks" What is the definition of "mudah fuckah"?


mudah fuckah

Context: get that mudah fuckah

Instruction: "get that mudah fuckah" What is the definition of "mudah fuckah"?


baby bob

Context: avoid baby bob at all costs

Instruction: "avoid baby bob at all costs" What is the definition of "baby bob"?


aknan

Context: i love aknan

an arabic female name means a shelter or castle

Instruction: "i love aknan" What is the definition of "aknan"?


candy dulfer

candy dulfer (born 19 september 1969) is a popular dutch smooth jazz alto saxophonist

Instruction: "candy dulfer is the hottest girl alto sax player this side of mississippi" What is the definition of "candy dulfer"?


irrevelant

contrary to popular belief,this word actually exists and has the meaning of not revealing any piece of information(there is also the case of not revealing information someone is interested in)

Instruction: "my teacher has been totally irrevelant with me about the results of the exams" What is the definition of "irrevelant"?


keisty

Context: stop being so keisty with your food

Instruction: "stop being so keisty with your food" What is the definition of "keisty"?


axe head

"a vile concoction that is technically considered a malt liquor, although it would be more well suited to be categorized somewhere between turpentine and diesel fuel

Instruction: "i was drinking an axe head in an alley the other day" What is the definition of "axe head"?


closed up

Instruction: "john have you closed up that blount yet?" What is the definition of "closed up"?


eat your face

Context: i'm gunna eat your face when i see you

term for the one you are madly in love  means: kiss you intensly, show love

Instruction: "i'm gunna eat your face when i see you" What is the definition of "eat your face"?


doveton

Context: "i live in doveton

Instruction: ""i live in doveton" What is the definition of "doveton"?


dhrunk

the feeling of being totally [drunk] but not actually having had any alcohol

Instruction: "i'm dhrunk coz i've been up & about for 2 days" What is the definition of "dhrunk"?


bed clothes

an old southern or country term for bed sheets or linens, e

Instruction: "my girlfriend was bitching at me today because i haven't changed the bed clothes in 3 months and we have sex in there like 5 times a week" What is the definition of "bed clothes"?


knee trembler

Instruction: "we had a knee trembler behind the garage" What is the definition of "knee trembler"?


knee trembler

a fast and furious act of sex in an alley way close to a nighclub or bar

Instruction: "we had a quick knee trembler but the coppers chased us of before i copped off" What is the definition of "knee trembler"?


knee trembler

Context: she was a real knee trembler

Instruction: "she was a real knee trembler" What is the definition of "knee trembler"?


closet case

Context: jake is 19 and still a closet case

a gay person who is unable to admit they're gay, usually for fear of being rejected by their peers

Instruction: "jake is 19 and still a closet case" What is the definition of "closet case"?


closet case

Instruction: "have you ever noticed the way craig spends so much time in the locker room, showering, drying and showering all over again?  i wonder if he's a closet case" What is the definition of "closet case"?


closet case

"a closet homosexual is what most gay supporters are

Instruction: ""jimmy: "anyone who doesn't find two men kissing cool is a bigot and homophobe and probably a closet case" What is the definition of "closet case"?


ausian

Context: see tim wong, he is the alpha ausian

Instruction: "see tim wong, he is the alpha ausian" What is the definition of "ausian"?


ausian

Context: omg grrrr ur an ausian

"a asian thats lived in australia for a long period of time

Instruction: "omg grrrr ur an ausian" What is the definition of "ausian"?


hanging dr. roberts

Instruction: "watch out, this bloke is hanging dr. roberts and here comes his mate [mickey mauled]" What is the definition of "hanging dr. roberts"?


iphone 6

Context: "hey the iphone 6 is out

Instruction: ""hey the iphone 6 is out" What is the definition of "iphone 6"?


iphone 6

a really flexible, a bit too flexible, product made by idiots that just want to make an iphone 5 look thinner

Instruction: "my tenth iphone 6 just bended the other day" What is the definition of "iphone 6"?


iphone 6

Context: "hey man, i just got the new iphone 6

a piece of shit phone that tends to bend in people's pockets and bare hands

Instruction: ""hey man, i just got the new iphone 6" What is the definition of "iphone 6"?


iphone 6

an overhyped and overpriced piece of cow diarrhea revealed in september by the blokes at apple

Instruction: ""apple fan boy: hey dude, i bought the new iphone 6 and 6 plus" What is the definition of "iphone 6"?


iphone 6

Context: did you just get a iphone 6

Instruction: "did you just get a iphone 6" What is the definition of "iphone 6"?


chad kimbrel

a sweet, funny, sensitive, handsome, talented, smart guy who can have pretty much any girl he wants

Instruction: "why do you have that goofy smile on your face? oh, sorry, i just saw a chad kimbrel" What is the definition of "chad kimbrel"?


blasterfladderap

Context: blasterfladderap

"an exclamation of  frustration used around children when you don't want to use the exclamation "oh,crap!""

Instruction: "blasterfladderap" What is the definition of "blasterfladderap"?


chanc

Instruction: "the most famous example of a chanc is lisa from the current series of big brother (uk summer 2006 series)" What is the definition of "chanc"?


cutty brown

Context: give up that cutty brown bitch

Instruction: "give up that cutty brown bitch" What is the definition of "cutty brown"?


coochie cruncher

Context: ellen degeneres is a coochie cruncher

Instruction: "ellen degeneres is a coochie cruncher" What is the definition of "coochie cruncher"?


cheek peak

when a girl is wearing really short shorts and just an inch or so of ass cheek peaks out the bottom of her shorts in between strides

Instruction: "me: hey bob dobalina, check out the cheek peak on that girl to your left" What is the definition of "cheek peak"?


brouhahoo

Instruction: "the neighbours came to see what all the commotion and brouhahoo was about" What is the definition of "brouhahoo"?


blenny

same as [blunt], [cigar] filled with [marijuana]

Instruction: ""from xzibit's song "get fucked up with me" : " roll another blenny up, pour another drink """ What is the definition of "blenny"?


bill hader

a spankin' new cast member on saturday night live

Instruction: "bill hader coughsexypantscough is my hero" What is the definition of "bill hader"?


lish

Instruction: "im gonna lish you like mohammed ali lished tyson" What is the definition of "lish"?


lish

Instruction: "im gonna lish you like mohammed ali lished tyson" What is the definition of "lish"?


lish

Instruction: "i didn't have time to get stabrucks before yoga class, lish" What is the definition of "lish"?


lish

Context: dude lish my arm for me

Instruction: "dude lish my arm for me" What is the definition of "lish"?


lish

short for the ironic street meaning of the word malicious

Instruction: "i'm feeling totally lish today sitting here with my sunglasses on drinking cider in the sunshine" What is the definition of "lish"?


lish

Context: d mac: ayo cuhz edc was h*lla lish

Instruction: "d mac: ayo cuhz edc was h*lla lish" What is the definition of "lish"?


lish

one who has stokes while performing oral sex

Instruction: "lish was giving me head last night and had a stroke" What is the definition of "lish"?


glazed chocolate cake

the act of masturbating on top of a recent bowel movement, yours or otherwise

Instruction: "since becoming militantly green, i have been making glazed chocolate cake instead of beating off in the shower" What is the definition of "glazed chocolate cake"?


captain morgan'd

the act of putting your balls in someones face unexpectedly while they or bent over

Instruction: "timmy just got captain morgan'd by jeremy while picking up his keys up from the ground" What is the definition of "captain morgan'd"?


adriana pingel

Context: princess beauty adriana pingel

Instruction: "princess beauty adriana pingel" What is the definition of "adriana pingel"?


deeno

the derpiest person ever is addicted and thinks life is minecraft

Instruction: "deeno is a minecraft addict and is derpy" What is the definition of "deeno"?


good fella

a guy you can trust, and who is fun to be around

Instruction: "your gonna like this guy hes a good fella" What is the definition of "good fella"?


boyfriend muscle

the bicep muscles of your boyfriend that you never noticed or appreciated much until you felt them

Instruction: ""i hope he wears a tight t-shirt today so that i can see his boyfriend muscle" What is the definition of "boyfriend muscle"?


bowlcut boy

Context: "paul: "god, josh is such a bowlcut boy

any teenage male with a [bowlcut] that sits inside of his residence frowning

Instruction: ""paul: "god, josh is such a bowlcut boy" What is the definition of "bowlcut boy"?


boys latin

this is were people go when they don't get in to gilman

Instruction: "wow those boys latin guys are stupid, they couldnt get into gilman" What is the definition of "boys latin"?


boys latin

Instruction: "hey dude that kid who goes to boys latin is a tool" What is the definition of "boys latin"?


boys latin

Context: i got into boys latin

kids go to this gay school if they don't get into gilman

Instruction: "i got into boys latin" What is the definition of "boys latin"?


boys latin

Context: boys latin kid: did we crush st

the oldest, most prestigious, most incredible private school in baltimore

Instruction: "boys latin kid: did we crush st" What is the definition of "boys latin"?


chinese penis trap

Instruction: "at gayfest 08, johnny boy and officer me-off used the chinese penis trap to jack themselves off" What is the definition of "chinese penis trap"?


chinese penis trap

the act of putting glue on the tip of two mans penis's and then sticking them together

Instruction: "brad: hey man what is up with you today? michael: i just had the chinese penis trap done last night" What is the definition of "chinese penis trap"?


chinese penis trap

a contraption designed by gay divorce lawyers anticipating gay marriage

Instruction: "john and rick just got a divorced and they want to see who gets the house by calling on the chinese penis trap" What is the definition of "chinese penis trap"?


chinese penis trap

a contraption designed by gay divorce lawyers anticipating gay marriage

Instruction: "john and rick just got a divorced and they want to see who gets the house by calling on the chinese penis trap" What is the definition of "chinese penis trap"?


chinese penis trap

"a weird sex toy which resembles a chinese finger trap, except it is made out of a softer material

Instruction: "a sex magazine i was browsing had a really odd sex toy called a chinese penis trap" What is the definition of "chinese penis trap"?


greebles

germs, coodies, nasty unseen bacteria, yuckies, mcnasties

Instruction: "that hitchhiker i picked up left his ass greebles all over the back seat of my car" What is the definition of "greebles"?


hold ups

a modern type of stockings that stay up by themselves

Instruction: "as she was crossing her legs i could espy the lace top of her hold ups that was peering over her thighs" What is the definition of "hold ups"?


hold ups

stockings with a jelly type thing at the top so the stocking won't fall down, the tops of the hold up can be very lacy and decrotive

Instruction: "girl 1: aaaah my stocking keep slipping down girl 2: try some hold ups" What is the definition of "hold ups"?


chicopotamus

Context: his sister is a chicopotamus

Instruction: "his sister is a chicopotamus" What is the definition of "chicopotamus"?


barackakhan

Context: barackakhan, barackakhan

Instruction: "barackakhan, barackakhan" What is the definition of "barackakhan"?


bumbardier

a play on the word 'bombardier', the bumbardier is a person of the homosexual persuasion

Instruction: "your dad reads perez hilton? what a bumbardier" What is the definition of "bumbardier"?


fligger

some cheap-ass filipino trying to be black, as [wigger] goes for a white kid

Instruction: "wow check that fligger he tries way too hard" What is the definition of "fligger"?


fligger

Context: that steak was fligger as hell

Instruction: "that steak was fligger as hell" What is the definition of "fligger"?


fligger

Context: watsup my fligger

much like the n word of black people but used for fillipino people

Instruction: "watsup my fligger" What is the definition of "fligger"?


fligger

Instruction: "i saw a fligger with a flat baseball cap worn sideways" What is the definition of "fligger"?


dick parrot

Instruction: ""my dick parrot is 2 seconds away from cawing "polly want a blow job""" What is the definition of "dick parrot"?


buttilingus

the act of licking a partners butthole with your tongue

Instruction: "man, i gave sherrie buttilingus last week, and i still taste shit" What is the definition of "buttilingus"?


bird feed

Context: bird feed equals vlad or nikolai

cheap alcohol purchased solely to give away to people that are only friends with people for their alcohol

Instruction: "bird feed equals vlad or nikolai" What is the definition of "bird feed"?


bird feed

Context: pick up that keg and bird feed me

to drink from a mini-keg as one friend suspends it in the air

Instruction: "pick up that keg and bird feed me" What is the definition of "bird feed"?


2 a.m.

Instruction: "*it's 2 a.m. and you're really sad* *pick up phone and call your [2 a.m.]* you: hey, i'm upset about" What is the definition of "2 a.m."?


jennyfer

Context: let's name her jennyfer

a female name that people of america name their children

Instruction: "let's name her jennyfer" What is the definition of "jennyfer"?


bah humbug

an expression used to show digust at the christmas season, made famous by the fictional character ebinizer scrooge in the charles dickens novel 'a christmas carol'

Instruction: "guy: i love christmas, don't you mr scrooge? scrooge: bah humbug" What is the definition of "bah humbug"?


bah humbug

when a girl (typicaly in her 20's) is fucking an older man (typicaly 70s and up) and once the man busts his load he dies on top of the girl

Instruction: "the old ass fart gave that sorority chick a bah humbug" What is the definition of "bah humbug"?


buckies

Instruction: "dude lets go downstairs and smoke some buckies " What is the definition of "buckies "?


jerkout

excessive or prolonged masturbation to the extent that it becomes a form of working out

Instruction: "i got a serious jerkout after watching anal masters six times in a row last night" What is the definition of "jerkout"?


ooberiffic

something that is so great it can only be described by two words

Instruction: "the rocky horror picture show is and will always be ooberiffic" What is the definition of "ooberiffic"?


blam-jam

Context: dude, she gave me a blam-jam last night

when a male puts jelly on his penis and a female licks it off

Instruction: "dude, she gave me a blam-jam last night" What is the definition of "blam-jam"?


blam-jam

when a male puts jelly on his penis and someone else licks it off

Instruction: ""dude wheres all the jelly at?  "oh, jimmy used it when he got a blam-jam from jenny"  "awesome" What is the definition of "blam-jam"?


bouchey

Context: niqui is a bouchey

Instruction: "niqui is a bouchey" What is the definition of "bouchey"?


leslo

Instruction: "things are moving a little to fast i need to leslo and figure what i really want" What is the definition of "leslo"?


hero hair

Instruction: "i should be upstairs grooming my hero hair" What is the definition of "hero hair"?


kerfluffles

Context: i backed up kerfluffles marshmallow

Instruction: "i backed up kerfluffles marshmallow" What is the definition of "kerfluffles"?


detroit yacht club

Instruction: "bob fell in the river after getting way too drunk at the detroit yacht club" What is the definition of "detroit yacht club"?


coondoo

Context: that coondoo smells like shit

derogitory term used to describe a stinky dark hairy indian/pakistani immigrant

Instruction: "that coondoo smells like shit" What is the definition of "coondoo"?


bel air parking garage

"a hang out for a lot of kids in bel air

Instruction: "i went to the bel air parking garage today and a town clown yelled at me for trespassing" What is the definition of "bel air parking garage"?


diamondback

consenting to anal sex in the hopes that doing so will inspire a boyfriend to propose

Instruction: "sue knew that drew was totally into anal sex, so she let him diamondback her" What is the definition of "diamondback"?


diamondback

"'di-(&-)m&n(d)-"bak quite simply, diamondbacking is the act of not wearing underwear beneath one's clothing

Instruction: "it's too hot to be clammed up today; i'm going diamondback" What is the definition of "diamondback"?


diamondback

a woman who looks great from behind, but when she turns around shows off an ugly as hell face

Instruction: "dude, i already checked her out, she's a diamondback" What is the definition of "diamondback"?


diamondback

Context: oh my god, here comes diamondback

a human being capable of complete and absolute ruination, destruction, assault and murder without any remorse or care

Instruction: "oh my god, here comes diamondback" What is the definition of "diamondback"?


diamondback

Context: lets go to the diamondback to get laid

Instruction: "lets go to the diamondback to get laid" What is the definition of "diamondback"?


clit tickler

usually referred to a female named lucy who enjoy tickling the female part of the clitori

Instruction: "lucy: see that bitch right there me: yesss lucy: imma go be clit tickler" What is the definition of "clit tickler"?


clit tickler

usually referred to a female named lucy who enjoy tickling the female part of the clitori

Instruction: "lucy: see that bitch right there me: yesss lucy: imma go be clit tickler" What is the definition of "clit tickler"?


brodie'd

to be kneed, or knee one in the balls, really hard, hard enough to bring even the most muscle bound chaps to the ground in tears

Instruction: "liam got brodie'd the other night while drinking" What is the definition of "brodie'd"?


butt-picking

Instruction: "dave: dude, i was out of smokes yesterday, so i went butt-picking my parents ash-trays" What is the definition of "butt-picking"?


bieschked

Instruction: "that guy just got totally bieschked when he fell through the ice" What is the definition of "bieschked"?


brian wilson

Instruction: "i'm lying in bed, just like brian wilson did" What is the definition of "brian wilson"?


brian wilson

Context: brian wilson delivers

Instruction: "brian wilson delivers" What is the definition of "brian wilson"?


hellothere

greeting, or something you would call out when searching for somebody sarcastic greeting used when talking to people hard of hearing

Instruction: "elderly man: hi youngster youngster: hi no response because elderly man cannot hear the youngster younster: hellothere elderly man: oh hi handsome" What is the definition of "hellothere"?


blinkingblythe

when a wrecked car is respawned in a racing video game, and flashes for several seconds

Instruction: "i was playing most wanted, and my car was stuck in a blinkingblythe for a few seconds after i crashed" What is the definition of "blinkingblythe"?


apple porn

Context: those photos are pure apple porn

the first photographs of new apple products posted on the internet by their smug owners

Instruction: "those photos are pure apple porn" What is the definition of "apple porn"?


apple porn

Instruction: "dude, that's some sweet apple porn you got" What is the definition of "apple porn"?


slp

shady lurk patrol combating shadiness with shady tactics keepin nasties incheck

Instruction: "yo that fool from the 408 is hella cutty, gota get slp to run him over with a range rover" What is the definition of "slp"?


slp

noun or verb - abbreviation for 'solo laugh party'

Instruction: "hannah remembered something funny and started to slp" What is the definition of "slp"?


slp

the second way to record on a vhs tape the other being sp

Instruction: "hey im going to bed early tape mike and molly in slp for me so i can watch it tomarrow" What is the definition of "slp"?


slp

Context: i wanna slp

Instruction: "i wanna slp" What is the definition of "slp"?


man tits

lumps of fat on a man where tits would be found on a woman

Instruction: "did you see davidson he had bare man tits blood" What is the definition of "man tits"?


man tits

fat formations on a man that accumulate where a woman has her milky makers

Instruction: "look at her boyfriend, he's got bigger man tits than she does" What is the definition of "man tits"?


man tits

Context: kylin has man tits

Instruction: "kylin has man tits" What is the definition of "man tits"?


man tits

abundant amounts of fat underneath a mans tittays

Instruction: "fusco's tittays were jiggling from side to side today  he has such huge man tits" What is the definition of "man tits"?


bower-power

"to realize a statement you have made is "trump"-able (see trump definition) and say this after the statement"

Instruction: "" i am a whale, bower-power  "i went to planet jupiter last night, bower-power""" What is the definition of "bower-power"?


ass-call

inadvertently and unknowingly calling someone on your cell phone by sitting on your phone and having their speed dial number depressed by your posterior

Instruction: "we got another ass-call from maurice when he sat on his cell phone last night and we were forced to listen to him plead for some action with his date" What is the definition of "ass-call"?


krod

Instruction: ""when a person messed up something simple, jokingly say, "you are such a krod" What is the definition of "krod"?


krod

Context: i'm such a confuseable krod

Instruction: "i'm such a confuseable krod" What is the definition of "krod"?


krod

Instruction: "kayla is a krod because she says stinky cheese" What is the definition of "krod"?


krod

Context: shut up krod

someone who has no idea what they are doing or what they are talking about

Instruction: "shut up krod" What is the definition of "krod"?


krod

Instruction: "god you are such a krod that you google everything, but i think it's cute" What is the definition of "krod"?


blumstein

a slimy, self-obsessed, long-nosed, money hungry jewstien

Instruction: "good-lord, the mixing board is fried, it's covered in blumstein" What is the definition of "blumstein"?


blumstein

a slimy, self-obsessed, long-nosed, money hungry jewstien

Instruction: "good-lord, the mixing board is fried, it's covered in blumstein" What is the definition of "blumstein"?


joey graceffa

Context: who is that? that's joey graceffa <333

joey graceffa is a popular youtuber, with over 900,000 subscribers

Instruction: "who is that? that's joey graceffa <333" What is the definition of "joey graceffa"?


joey graceffa

joey graceffa is a very successful youtuber/vlogger with over 3 million subscribers

Instruction: "joey graceffa is very funny when he films collabs with shane dawson" What is the definition of "joey graceffa"?


go phil

Instruction: "when my girlfriend told me she was on the pill, i asked her if we needed to use a condom of if we could go phil" What is the definition of "go phil"?


guardian-dooring

"the act of doing a guardian door in daemonheim in runescape

Instruction: "player 1: gtgd, help with guardian-dooring players 2-5: omw" What is the definition of "guardian-dooring"?


booby barrel

Context: i just got out of the booby barrel

Instruction: "i just got out of the booby barrel" What is the definition of "booby barrel"?


blump club

the act of defecating into a condom while receiving a blowjob

Instruction: "man, is my arm tired from giving my lady a few too many swings with the ol' blump club" What is the definition of "blump club"?


butterwhipped

this is what it is called when a colored woman goes to get her hair done !!

Instruction: "shaquitta went to shanana's salon to get her butterwhipped" What is the definition of "butterwhipped"?


e-teasing

teasing yourself watching online porn to streamline sex with your partner i

Instruction: "i spent 20 minutes on redtube last night e-teasing myself before i tackled the missus" What is the definition of "e-teasing"?


ghost car

a canadian slang term for an unmarked police car

Instruction: "i just got pulled over by a ghost car that looked like a mustang" What is the definition of "ghost car"?


ghost car

Instruction: "bob, dude look for the ghost car  phil, ok  30 seconds later  phil,i will whoop your [ass]" What is the definition of "ghost car"?


ghost car

fun, if slightly irresponsible game played in a car at night time

Instruction: "you see officer it's a little game called ghost car" What is the definition of "ghost car"?


ghost car

Instruction: "i got nailed with a speeding ticket by a ghost car" What is the definition of "ghost car"?


ten cent chump

someone who wears second rate snapbacks, fake jordans, south pole or other cheap clothing because they can't afford anything better

Instruction: "it could be your mom, brother or any welfare recipient can be defined as a ten cent chump" What is the definition of "ten cent chump"?


army of the pharaohs

"also called aotp is hip hop supergroup created by vinnie paz of jedi mind tricks in 1998

Instruction: "army of the pharaohs is true east coast rap" What is the definition of "army of the pharaohs"?


double dip hangover

when you wake up with a really bad hangover and get over it after a couple hours, and it hits you again when you least suspect it later on

Instruction: ""liam "wow man i had two hangover yesterday"  sam "it must have been a double dip hangover" What is the definition of "double dip hangover"?


dolmades

rice wrapped in a grape leaf and covered in a delicious oil dressing

Instruction: "man, just give me some more of those dolmades" What is the definition of "dolmades"?


pezzn'

feeling of accomplishment after loading a pez dispenser properly, by loading all candy at once, rather than one at a time

Instruction: "you're still loading that pez dispenser, but i've been pezzn' for 10 minutes now" What is the definition of "pezzn'"?


smugma

Instruction: "eew, look at the smugma in that trash can" What is the definition of "smugma"?


cunticular

cunt + particular = cunticular when a woman is being purposefully difficult without merit

Instruction: "what a cunticular bitch she said that she wouldn't stay the night because the bed wasn't comfortable" What is the definition of "cunticular"?


cunticular

used to describe the behavior of overly picky and moody woman who complains when she doesn't get her way

Instruction: "that girl last night was being very cunticular" What is the definition of "cunticular"?


blue veined porridge gun

a chap's love length - particularly relevant when close to ejaculation

Instruction: "you know mark - he's partial to a squat on the blue veined porridge gun" What is the definition of "blue veined porridge gun"?


get out my spatula

to become angry or enraged, and prepare to freak out

Instruction: "when alice forgot to do her portion of the project again, i proceeded to get out my spatula" What is the definition of "get out my spatula"?


boobalaboo

a girl who sucks her own boobs for pleasure

Instruction: "did u see that girl  -ya damn boobalaboo  -wish i could get some of that" What is the definition of "boobalaboo"?


happy tax

(n) the extra few cents an item costs at target vs wal-mart

Instruction: "i pay the happy tax to not see the gross things found in wal-mart" What is the definition of "happy tax"?


aspd

Context: that asian person has aspd

asian small penis disease (all asian people have this disease)

Instruction: "that asian person has aspd" What is the definition of "aspd"?


awesomesaurus

someone or something with freighting levels of awesome or awesomesauce

Instruction: "example 1 james:hay bob your cat is soo cool bob:yer hes a regular awesomesaurus example 2 speaker:now please welcome doctor,scientist and all round awesomesaurus ; joe blo" What is the definition of "awesomesaurus"?


bed bugs

a term for sexually transmitted diseases for candid discussion or to refer std's humerously

Instruction: "if you're going to have sex with herpe helen who has 6 kids with 8 possible fathers, wear a (rubber) so the bed bugs don't bite" What is the definition of "bed bugs"?


bed bugs

a term for sexually transmitted diseases for candid discussion or to refer std's humerously

Instruction: "if you're going to have sex with herpe helen who has 6 kids with 8 possible fathers, wear a (rubber) so the bed bugs don't bite" What is the definition of "bed bugs"?


bed bugs

a term for sexually transmitted diseases for candid discussion or to refer std's humerously

Instruction: "if you're going to have sex with herpe helen who has 6 kids with 8 possible fathers, wear a (rubber) so the bed bugs don't bite" What is the definition of "bed bugs"?


buttrat

Context: 'shut up, buttrat

Instruction: "'shut up, buttrat" What is the definition of "buttrat"?


big spender

Instruction: "the minute you walked in the joint i could tell you were a man of distinction - a real big spender" What is the definition of "big spender"?


bean picker

Context: i know you can swim faster, bean picker

Instruction: "i know you can swim faster, bean picker" What is the definition of "bean picker"?


allshine

Context: i am gonna allshine you good

where you stick your cock in someones ear

Instruction: "i am gonna allshine you good" What is the definition of "allshine"?


grand boss

Instruction: "i was supposed to get my raise 2 weeks ago, but my boss told me my grand boss is holding up the process" What is the definition of "grand boss"?


ho-baggity

anything describing someone or something fitting the definition of a ho-bag

Instruction: "michelle's ho-baggity behavior makes me want to puke up my cheerios" What is the definition of "ho-baggity"?


blast pad

an apartment or separate room in a house that only has a mattress on the ground specifically for the purpose of sex (blasting)

Instruction: "ya my old lady was home so i had to take my new girl to the blast pad to [get busy]" What is the definition of "blast pad"?


bandwidth hog

someone in a internet forum that insists on posting huge avatars or pictures in their signature

Instruction: "did you see that? that bandwidth hog posted the entire declaration of independance in his sig pic on our forums" What is the definition of "bandwidth hog"?


bandwidth hog

dumbass brother john who downloads hella crap screwing up my halo 3 skills

Instruction: "want to play halo? no my bitch ass brother is being a bandwidth hog" What is the definition of "bandwidth hog"?


being a graves

Context: stop being a graves

a person or act of being severely ignorant and oblivouse to reality but continues to believe they are in the right

Instruction: "stop being a graves" What is the definition of "being a graves"?


ejgit

Context: you big fecking ejgit

Instruction: "you big fecking ejgit" What is the definition of "ejgit"?


buzz bunny

a tool used to excite the female organs, usually shaped like a phallus, and having a bunny or bunny ears at the base of the phallus to stimulate the clitoris

Instruction: "i was so tired and stressed out today, that when i got home, i played with my blue buzz bunny" What is the definition of "buzz bunny"?


brorsan

Context: hello, brorsan

"swedish word meaning "brother" or simply "bro" it's often used in conversations amongst teenagers in sweden and swedish people living in england and spain

Instruction: "hello, brorsan" What is the definition of "brorsan"?


slob my knob

Instruction: "and slob my knob my girl did, causing me to bust a full load into her mouth" What is the definition of "slob my knob"?


carv!

a mythical internet superpower and legendary mashup/remix artist of epic proportions

Instruction: "dude, have you gotten that do it for the kids album? it has a shitload of carv! songs" What is the definition of "carv!"?


candy cane in my hot chocolate

Instruction: "hey bro can you stick your candy cane in my hot chocolate" What is the definition of "candy cane in my hot chocolate"?


bknock

Context: kelly is such a bknock

Instruction: "kelly is such a bknock" What is the definition of "bknock"?


johnson controls

the components that regulate the suction action of a penis enlargement device

Instruction: "i got a big stiffy, thanks to johnson controls" What is the definition of "johnson controls"?


hoebot

a slutty rizon robot that follows its masters' every will

Instruction: "be a hoebot and tell me what servers are split" What is the definition of "hoebot"?


car snow

Instruction: "guy 1: we are getting bombarded guy 2: quick over there, use the car as cover as then we can also some of that sweet car snow" What is the definition of "car snow"?


carlie mcwilliams

the prettiest girl ever! my ginger bitch <3

Instruction: "carlie mcwilliams is my sexy ginger time <3" What is the definition of "carlie mcwilliams"?


cleaning the plate

Context: i was cleaning the plate last night

Instruction: "i was cleaning the plate last night" What is the definition of "cleaning the plate"?


shank'd

Context: tajuan shank'd phil as he walked by

to slice, cut, or stab by contact, usually by hugging

Instruction: "tajuan shank'd phil as he walked by" What is the definition of "shank'd"?


shank'd

an amazing online tv show made by nickshep productions

Instruction: ""did you watch shank'd last night?  "yeah, dude, it was fucking awesome" What is the definition of "shank'd"?


alca-lol

Context: dude that appletini is a total alca-lol

Instruction: "dude that appletini is a total alca-lol" What is the definition of "alca-lol"?


bumm

when someone loves something soo much you say you bumm it

Instruction: "friend: ohh yeah, i love family guy you: you bumm family guy  you: i bumm tortilla chips" What is the definition of "bumm"?


bitch beer

Instruction: "victor is a bitch for drinking that bitch beer cooler" What is the definition of "bitch beer"?


bum gyal

a really fit girl used in all da ghettos across da world

Instruction: "kye: woooooooooooo look at that bum gyal" What is the definition of "bum gyal"?


baby back bitch

Context: yor are being a baby back bitch

anyone who is whining or crying about something, or someone who is just annoying you

Instruction: "yor are being a baby back bitch" What is the definition of "baby back bitch"?


baby back bitch

someone who is whining acting like a bitch or that is annoying you

Instruction: "john is a baby back bitch for not rematching justin" What is the definition of "baby back bitch"?


baby back bitch

one who is from jersey, served as an elt on the uss enterprise, loves the giants, is a soulless ginger, and whines like a little girl

Instruction: "that dude is such a baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back bitch" What is the definition of "baby back bitch"?


baby back bitch

someone who tries to present themselves as hard and not someone to fuck with but is really a pathetic poser who is a softy

Instruction: "look at tira acting like that, man what a baby back bitch" What is the definition of "baby back bitch"?


baby back bitch

a guy who often ditches hiw own friends for his girlfriend

Instruction: "brandon your being a baby back bitch why dont you go hang out with shana" What is the definition of "baby back bitch"?


canadian cluster fuck

Instruction: "i was in quebec and saw a canadian cluster fuck and came a little" What is the definition of "canadian cluster fuck"?


coffee bean

Instruction: "oh snap check out sistas coffee bean ova there" What is the definition of "coffee bean"?


coffee bean

Instruction: ""oh man u shld a seen this she was suckin ma balls and a went for it   "a laid a coffee bean on her head" What is the definition of "coffee bean"?


coffee bean

Instruction: "oh snap check out sistas coffee bean ova there" What is the definition of "coffee bean"?


coffee bean

Instruction: ""oh man u shld a seen this she was suckin ma balls and a went for it   "a laid a coffee bean on her head" What is the definition of "coffee bean"?


bruxo

Instruction: "this man is such a bruxo behind the wheel" What is the definition of "bruxo"?


cheeseguard

Instruction: "before she could kiss my bell end she had to pull back the cheeseguard tm" What is the definition of "cheeseguard"?


man marking

when a man viciously doesn't let his girlfriend out of his sight, for fear of rival men stealing her away

Instruction: "is dave coming out tonight?  no, he's at kelly's worksite, man marking her like a pro" What is the definition of "man marking"?


white neck

Context: man that girl has a white neck

Instruction: "man that girl has a white neck" What is the definition of "white neck"?


couplandesque

Instruction: "coca-cola, legos and mcdonald's all in one film? how couplandesque" What is the definition of "couplandesque"?


dedicatedester

Context: collin is not a dedicatedester

Instruction: "collin is not a dedicatedester" What is the definition of "dedicatedester"?


florida nacho

where you spread your gf's vagina open and cum and piss in it

Instruction: "me and beth had some hot florida nacho tiem" What is the definition of "florida nacho"?


daegor

Context: he performed a daegor on the goat

to daegor - to fornicate with a dead goat

Instruction: "he performed a daegor on the goat" What is the definition of "daegor"?


defunkitize

the act of getting clean after a long day of working in food preparation

Instruction: "because she worked all day, before she could go out for the evening, sary had to defunkitize herself and get presentable" What is the definition of "defunkitize"?


autocranialocularimpalation

the act of stabbing an object through your temple into your eye

Instruction: "doctor, this is a case of autocranialocularimpalation via a #2 pencil" What is the definition of "autocranialocularimpalation"?


a marr

Instruction: ""i'm having a marr of a day (ie an  incredibly long hard day)  "i've just had about a marr ful of this"   "you're marrvelous""" What is the definition of "a marr"?


gorack

Context: damn, he's such a gorack

one who is overly obsessed with online chatrooms and develops feelings for people over the internet

Instruction: "damn, he's such a gorack" What is the definition of "gorack"?


donglebit

the act of masturbating to and the sexual arousal towards the internet

Instruction: ""boy 1 - "oi bro, did you donglebit yesterday? " boy 2 - "yesterday? bro everyday" What is the definition of "donglebit"?


bagagle

Context: i bagagle you so much

a feeling that is not love, and is not like, but is somewhere in between

Instruction: "i bagagle you so much" What is the definition of "bagagle"?


lil rocker

the name of australian x factor winner reece mastins fan base!

Instruction: "i will always support reece mastin, lil rocker for life" What is the definition of "lil rocker"?


bang it up

injecting a drug, having a hit, having a taste,having a blast

Instruction: "ever since i started using smack & speed i've preferred to bang it up" What is the definition of "bang it up"?


alabama crag dangler

the act of putting a males testicles on top of the womans eyes (one for each eye) and putting the penis in her mouth

Instruction: "during foreplay i gave her the alabama crag dangler" What is the definition of "alabama crag dangler"?


alabama manicure

the faecal debris left under one's fingernails after a heavy fisting session

Instruction: "jon wished he had worn latex gloves (or could stop biting his nails) as he realised he had an alabama manicure shortly before vomiting" What is the definition of "alabama manicure"?


frank lucas

an old real-life drug lord who went from infamous to famous thanks to denzel washington

Instruction: "people from 1960's to 2000's: omg frank lucas sucks" What is the definition of "frank lucas"?


frank lucas

the crime world's first ever black kingpin to be over la cosa nostra

Instruction: "you can't tell me frank lucas has achieved what no other italian mafia has for the past 100 years" What is the definition of "frank lucas"?


frank lucas

an old real-life drug lord who went from infamous to famous thanks to denzel washington

Instruction: "people from 1960's to 2000's: omg frank lucas sucks" What is the definition of "frank lucas"?


frank lucas

the crime world's first ever black kingpin to be over la cosa nostra

Instruction: "you can't tell me frank lucas has achieved what no other italian mafia has for the past 100 years" What is the definition of "frank lucas"?


pisstivity

degrees of being pissed off one can encounter!

Instruction: "i pissed her off to her highest level of pisstivity" What is the definition of "pisstivity"?


pisstivity

the universal measurement of how pissed off a person is

Instruction: "marion reached the 10th level of pisstivity when her crack dealer bailed" What is the definition of "pisstivity"?


pisstivity

Instruction: "i am so beyond mad --this ain't the first time you have pissed me off into pisstivity" What is the definition of "pisstivity"?


pisstivity

the act of being of the highest level of being pissed  singular: pissted pural: pisstified, pissting

Instruction: "you guys keep missing the shiny foreheaded girl, i am filled with pisstivity and there's no backing down" What is the definition of "pisstivity"?


pisstivity

a redneck word, used in describing great [anger] in the present tense

Instruction: "he / she has me at the height (or highest level) of my pisstivity" What is the definition of "pisstivity"?


pisstivity

Instruction: "this [punk] [ass] needs to stop doing that , cuz no lie its [pissing] me [off] to the [highest] level of pisstivity" What is the definition of "pisstivity"?


dooshpeter

Instruction: "dave was trying to talk to me, but i didn't give a shit so i just gave him the dooshpeter" What is the definition of "dooshpeter"?


chinese astronaut

sexual position in which two hands are entered into the vagina, moved apart to widen said vagina, and then face inserted between the hands

Instruction: "dude, i totally just gave my girlfriend a chinese astronaut" What is the definition of "chinese astronaut"?