nut dust

the dusty substance that can occur around the male genitalia due to lack of use and hygeine

Instruction: "'my nut dust was a nasal irritant to the whore who's face was burried in my crotch'" What is the definition of "nut dust"?


nut dust

Instruction: "at the bottom of every can of planter's peanuts, there is a generous layer of nut dust" What is the definition of "nut dust"?


nut dust

Context: put some nut dust on that kale

(slang) common term in [anarchist]-[vegan] circles for [nutritional yeast] (a vegan condiment)

Instruction: "put some nut dust on that kale" What is the definition of "nut dust"?


beast from the east

Context: my cousin is a beast from the east

Instruction: "my cousin is a beast from the east" What is the definition of "beast from the east"?


beast from the east

"a young girl that you had the misfortune of meeting and dating which resulted in a child being conceived

Instruction: "i pray to god that i never meet a beast from the east" What is the definition of "beast from the east"?


bumphouse

Instruction: ""**while watching a wicked play on a basketball game** "oh my bumphouse" What is the definition of "bumphouse"?


butt rock

Context: bob 1: i'm gonna go sit on my butt rock

Instruction: "bob 1: i'm gonna go sit on my butt rock" What is the definition of "butt rock"?


butt rock

a popular term referring to a sub-genre of hard rock strongly influenced by post-grunge and nu metal

Instruction: "butt rock groups include nickelback, seether, theory of a deadman, 3 doors down, breaking benjamin, staind, puddle of mudd, three days grace, five finger death punch, amongst others" What is the definition of "butt rock"?


butt rock

"a derogatory term for any hard rock music

Instruction: "he sat around stoned all day listening to butt rock on the 'wild hare'" What is the definition of "butt rock"?


butt rock

Context: dude, turn off that butt rock

"a genre of rock music that has had different meanings over time, but which generally describes bands who meet the following criteria:  1

Instruction: "dude, turn off that butt rock" What is the definition of "butt rock"?


butt rock

"a kind of music popular amoung [tweens] esp

Instruction: "man, i just got back from that [creed] concert and it was all butt rock" What is the definition of "butt rock"?


butt rock

Context: bob 1: i'm gonna go sit on my butt rock

Instruction: "bob 1: i'm gonna go sit on my butt rock" What is the definition of "butt rock"?


butt rock

a popular term referring to a sub-genre of hard rock strongly influenced by post-grunge and nu metal

Instruction: "butt rock groups include nickelback, seether, theory of a deadman, 3 doors down, breaking benjamin, staind, puddle of mudd, three days grace, five finger death punch, amongst others" What is the definition of "butt rock"?


butt rock

"a derogatory term for any hard rock music

Instruction: "he sat around stoned all day listening to butt rock on the 'wild hare'" What is the definition of "butt rock"?


butt rock

Context: dude, turn off that butt rock

"a genre of rock music that has had different meanings over time, but which generally describes bands who meet the following criteria:  1

Instruction: "dude, turn off that butt rock" What is the definition of "butt rock"?


butt rock

"a kind of music popular amoung [tweens] esp

Instruction: "man, i just got back from that [creed] concert and it was all butt rock" What is the definition of "butt rock"?


bad bastard

Instruction: "see that hairy lad over there, he's a bad bastard" What is the definition of "bad bastard"?


bad bastard

"a bad bastard is a middle aged obese man, who grunts and sweats alot when doing work with little physical demand

Instruction: ""you see that fat man there, he is a real bad bastard" What is the definition of "bad bastard"?


cudgles

Instruction: "ashley loves it when bryan cudgles with her" What is the definition of "cudgles"?


blue diamonds

[viagra], or any other general male erection pill

Instruction: "i need some blue diamonds for an evening she won't forget" What is the definition of "blue diamonds"?


blue diamonds

Instruction: "hey man, do you know where can get my hands on some blue diamonds" What is the definition of "blue diamonds"?


blue diamonds

blue diamonds are the street name for viagra

Instruction: "hey doc, do you know where i can get my hands on some blue diamonds" What is the definition of "blue diamonds"?


capen

Context: thats a capen right there

Instruction: "thats a capen right there" What is the definition of "capen"?


abuncha

an amount of of a certain substance that is uncountable

Instruction: ""who came to your party?" "oh abuncha people" What is the definition of "abuncha"?


porkpie

Instruction: "the rude boys all sportin their porkpie caps" What is the definition of "porkpie"?


porkpie

Context: her porkpie is soo hairy

Instruction: "her porkpie is soo hairy" What is the definition of "porkpie"?


my ace

Context: that's my ace

Instruction: "that's my ace" What is the definition of "my ace"?


cleaveball

Context: today, we played cleaveball with ashley

noun- the act of playing basketball with cleavage

Instruction: "today, we played cleaveball with ashley" What is the definition of "cleaveball"?


bucky burger

Context: damn that bucky burger looks tasty

bucky burger is a cheeseburger founded by the [buckster]

Instruction: "damn that bucky burger looks tasty" What is the definition of "bucky burger"?


cody's balls

anything small in size, usually refering to the penis

Instruction: "man, when i he pulled his pants down, i saw cody's balls" What is the definition of "cody's balls"?


canadian high 5

Instruction: ""i watched a movie called "the adjuster" and decided that the left-handed reach around should be known as a canadian high 5" What is the definition of "canadian high 5"?


goiter bomber

Context: what a goiter bomber

Instruction: "what a goiter bomber" What is the definition of "goiter bomber"?


air venting

Context: why you air venting about my curry?

Instruction: "why you air venting about my curry?" What is the definition of "air venting"?


cordgy

the knotted tangle of cords and cables behind computer stations and audio-video equipment

Instruction: "you should buy some cable organizers to clean up that cordgy behind your desk" What is the definition of "cordgy"?


dorts

Instruction: "man, those cool ranch dorts left nacho cheese jizz on my fingers" What is the definition of "dorts"?


clown that shit

verb (with object): while having vaginal sex, placing one's testicles into the woman's stretched anus

Instruction: "nigga trips when i clown that shit on his ho's asshole" What is the definition of "clown that shit"?


chevette

"a rear wheel drive hatchback, known for it's sometimes cantankerous and shoddy attitude

Instruction: ""no ac, and no fm, and no regrets, in my chevette" What is the definition of "chevette"?


chevette

Context: fuck, is my chevette a sexy car

Instruction: "fuck, is my chevette a sexy car" What is the definition of "chevette"?


hrary crumpler

[premature balding] yet [hoary] [waste of life]

Instruction: "burnt out on meth, suicidal, hrary crumpler existence, dead weight on society" What is the definition of "hrary crumpler"?


aromatrauma

Instruction: "dude, i had the worst case of aromatrauma on the subway this morning" What is the definition of "aromatrauma"?


aftershave shooters

everybody needs a shooter that's why they make aftershave in so many colours

Instruction: "why do they make aftershave in so many colours? so the poor(homeless) can have aftershave shooters" What is the definition of "aftershave shooters"?


dick wod

Context: hey get out of my way dick wod

Instruction: "hey get out of my way dick wod" What is the definition of "dick wod"?


aotis

an extremely potent, or more commonly referred to as [dank] or [fire], cannabis originating from california

Instruction: ""shit mang, i can't believe you rolled a blunt of that dub of aotis and it fucked up 6 people" What is the definition of "aotis"?


flinch

Context: "you went 0-12? what a flinch

"replaces the word "nub", "noob", "nubstick"

Instruction: ""you went 0-12? what a flinch" What is the definition of "flinch"?


correctile dysfunction

a relationship misunderstanding caused by autocorrect

Instruction: ""jane left me because of my correctile dysfunction" What is the definition of "correctile dysfunction"?


camel rectum

the condition a female's ass is left in after intense anal sex

Instruction: "aladdin gave princess jasmine camel rectum after their magic carpet ride" What is the definition of "camel rectum"?


box blocked

female version of cock blocked when a girl blocks another girl from getting with a girl/guy

Instruction: "this bitch was trying to get all over this hottie, and i box blocked her" What is the definition of "box blocked"?


basting my balls

bothering one with random, inconsequential nonsense, such as e-mails full of shit you don't care about or text messages that drive you insane with insane blabber

Instruction: "i've been trying to dump my on-line boyfriend for months, but he keeps basting my balls via e-mail with stupid bullshit i don't find cute anymore" What is the definition of "basting my balls"?


bastamental

"a [belief/way of life], based around living to the [fullest]

Instruction: "only through mediation and out of body experiences will the path be shown of bastamental" What is the definition of "bastamental"?


come up

a bargain, or a found item that is of value to the finder

Instruction: "one man's trash, that's another man's come up" What is the definition of "come up"?


come up

1) to grow up 2) to rise from the streets 3) to succeed

Instruction: ""trouble man, by marvin gaye "i come up hard, baby, but now i`m [cool]" What is the definition of "come up"?


come up

Instruction: ""ay fool, you wanna come up on that watch we saw at the jewelery store  "dawg, we gotta come up on some shit at this house party tonight""" What is the definition of "come up"?


cop drop

when a fight or rumble ends, not because of a fighter being [drop]ed, but because of cops showing up

Instruction: "those bastards from the comp challenged us, but it turned into a cop drop" What is the definition of "cop drop"?


cop drop

when a fight or rumble ends, not because of a fighter being [drop]ed, but because of cops showing up

Instruction: "those bastards from the comp challenged us, but it turned into a cop drop" What is the definition of "cop drop"?


black panthers

"i work in a warehouse where we have all different races

Instruction: "i hope there are better black panthers than these two examples?" What is the definition of "black panthers"?


black panthers

Context: damn those racist black panthers

"a 1960s black activist group for the defense of the black community

Instruction: "damn those racist black panthers" What is the definition of "black panthers"?


black panthers

Context: damn black panthers raisin hell again

Instruction: "damn black panthers raisin hell again" What is the definition of "black panthers"?


black panthers

it makes me sick how some people view the black panthers as cival rights originization the black panthers where a racial terrorist group

Instruction: "the black panthers provoked and antaginized the cops and terrorized innocent people" What is the definition of "black panthers"?


black panthers

"a group started for the black community when the blacks were oppressed in america

Instruction: "the black panthers have become what they hate most" What is the definition of "black panthers"?


black panthers

the black (and equally as racist) equivalent of the kkk

Instruction: "if the black panthers and the kkk got into a shootout and everyone died the world would be much less racist" What is the definition of "black panthers"?


doo rag

"cloth worn to protect ones doo (hair do)

Instruction: "he knotted in his doo rag slightly to side; hoping to keep his hair laid until the weekend" What is the definition of "doo rag"?


doo rag

" in one form or another, the do-rag has been around for thousands of years

Instruction: "the average biker wears a doo rag to protect their head, hair, ears, and neck from the wind and sun" What is the definition of "doo rag"?


doo rag

a silk-like material worn around the head of black males (mainly) to ensure that their braids will last longer than 5 days

Instruction: "baby, if i don't sleep with my doo rag on, you gon' have to re-braid my hair in a coupe dayz" What is the definition of "doo rag"?


doo rag

i rag used to catch seminal fluid after a nice fapping

Instruction: "i about to bust a nut, mom can you get my doo rag out of the closet please" What is the definition of "doo rag"?


camel food

when you put your head in a girls vagina

Instruction: "jimmy had his girlfriend give him camel food" What is the definition of "camel food"?


blocktapus

"anything that blocks the view of a trick you tryna check out

Instruction: "man i saw the baddest bitch today, and then a fat blocktapus got in the way so i couldnt get a good look, ya digg? shouts to goalie" What is the definition of "blocktapus"?


angel city

Context: to live and die in angel city

a nick name or slang for los angeles city

Instruction: "to live and die in angel city" What is the definition of "angel city"?


cock sucker's cramp

Context: tommy has cock sucker's cramp

Instruction: "tommy has cock sucker's cramp" What is the definition of "cock sucker's cramp"?


griggling

a combination of grinning and giggling, usually done when texting

Instruction: "look at this fool over there texting and griggling like a little girl" What is the definition of "griggling"?


chaboon

a chaboon is a 'choon' or basically a proper good song!

Instruction: "heard the new chemical brothers song?  yeah, it's a chaboon" What is the definition of "chaboon"?


adorafying

Context: "that kitten is adorafying

Instruction: ""that kitten is adorafying" What is the definition of "adorafying"?


kk

kkψ the letter abbreviation for national honorary fraternity: [kappa kappa psi], which is for college band members that promotes the existence and welfare of the college and university bands

Instruction: ""hey, what [fraternity] are you in? "i'm in kk" What is the definition of "kk"?


spring cleaning

a thorough cleaning around the house when winter is over

Instruction: "i need a spring cleaning service on my house" What is the definition of "spring cleaning"?


spring cleaning

when a woman/man drinks and licks off all of a womans/mans cum so as to be sparkley clean inside the vaginal or dick area and out

Instruction: "i'll give you a good spring cleaning tonight" What is the definition of "spring cleaning"?


ashtan

Instruction: "[man] did you see the way that girl [chopped] down that [tree] she's so ashtan" What is the definition of "ashtan"?


big young

Instruction: "you should have seen big young gettin his party on at the go-go saturday night" What is the definition of "big young"?


cabing

Context: "guys, i'm seriously cabing right now

Instruction: ""guys, i'm seriously cabing right now" What is the definition of "cabing"?


success anxiety

self-defeating just as you're about to achieve success

Instruction: "he was about to close the deal and success anxiety messed him up" What is the definition of "success anxiety"?


bigger picture

the entire perspective on a situation or issue —used with the the whole story of something

Instruction: "i don't see it going anywhere in the bigger picture" What is the definition of "bigger picture"?


bootineer

Context: anthony has a nice bootineer

a haircut that looks like a black bush on top of a brown person's head

Instruction: "anthony has a nice bootineer" What is the definition of "bootineer"?


bag buffer

Context: "sweet bag buffer john

Instruction: ""sweet bag buffer john" What is the definition of "bag buffer"?


police nigger

Instruction: "there goes the police nigger in his cop car" What is the definition of "police nigger"?


agnetha

Context: agnetha is the perfect girlfriend

agnethas are pretty rare, but if you can find one she will make an excellent girlfriend

Instruction: "agnetha is the perfect girlfriend" What is the definition of "agnetha"?


awkovertake

this is when you walking down the street at your own jolly pace, however infront there is a dopey twat walking a lot slower than you

Instruction: "omg dude, that was the most awkovertake ever" What is the definition of "awkovertake"?


period stain

- the stain left on a females crotch because of her period

Instruction: "jennifer was so pissed off that her period stain ruined her new victoria secret underwear" What is the definition of "period stain"?


big red truck

big red truck is basiclly just a made up phrase that means duh

Instruction: "girl 1: so you are going out with him? girl 2: big red truck" What is the definition of "big red truck"?


cleveland tuxedo

a cleveland browns home-game jersey, preferably featuring the name of a player from the cardiac kids era (early 1980s) or the bernie kosar years

Instruction: "nothing like a cleveland tuxedo for a night out in parma" What is the definition of "cleveland tuxedo"?


assholy

something someone does which is not cool at all

Instruction: "he didnt even tell you dude that soo assholy of him" What is the definition of "assholy"?


dean gulberry

dean gulberry is a funny name meaning dingle berry which is toilet paper hanging from the hairs of your anus

Instruction: "john: good going dean gulberry now we have to walk home in the cold" What is the definition of "dean gulberry"?


bajiski

to engage in oral sex - hopefully girl on guy

Instruction: "gabe: aye rich, you hit that?  rich: na kid, i got the bajiski tho'" What is the definition of "bajiski"?


can i get a piece

i like you so much that i'm comparing you to a piece of delicious food which i would like to eat

Instruction: "hey showty, can i get a piece of that fine ass?" What is the definition of "can i get a piece"?


can i get a piece

Context: hey girl can i get a piece of that ass?

this term is often directed towards women to ask for sexual stimulation

Instruction: "hey girl can i get a piece of that ass?" What is the definition of "can i get a piece"?


can i get a piece

Context: can i get a piece of that ass?

Instruction: "can i get a piece of that ass?" What is the definition of "can i get a piece"?


can i get a piece

question phrase requesting either an item, or a portion of an item

Instruction: ""1)"yo man, can i get a piece a that donut?" 2)"goddamn, can i get a piece of that" What is the definition of "can i get a piece"?


can i get a piece

it means that you want to have sex with a certain person

Instruction: "hey baby can i get a piece of that fine ass" What is the definition of "can i get a piece"?


centimeter peter syndrome

when a girl is so ugly that your penis shrivels up so tiny, it is only a few centimeters long

Instruction: ""guy 1: "so how was your blind date?"  guy 2: "damn man she was so ugly she gave me centimeter peter syndrome" What is the definition of "centimeter peter syndrome"?


buffol

Context: mike was a buffol last night

Instruction: "mike was a buffol last night" What is the definition of "buffol"?


caefon

Context: "john, please do not caefon me

the act of sticking ones penis in anothers ear, i

Instruction: ""john, please do not caefon me" What is the definition of "caefon"?


blue nile'd

Instruction: "that ring is $63,000? i blue nile'd it for $49k" What is the definition of "blue nile'd"?


boinkle

Context: its a boinkle its a what? its a boinkle

the mojo that gives you the power to live in the moment

Instruction: "its a boinkle its a what? its a boinkle" What is the definition of "boinkle"?


boinkle

Context: its a boinkle its a what? its a boinkle

the mojo that gives you the power to live in the moment

Instruction: "its a boinkle its a what? its a boinkle" What is the definition of "boinkle"?


blizzicane

the combination of too much snow, wind, and rain all mixed together

Instruction: "you better go buy your milk, eggs, and bread because a blizzicane is coming" What is the definition of "blizzicane"?


flinches

Context: gimme my flinches

when u hit some one on the back of the neck when they flinch

Instruction: "gimme my flinches" What is the definition of "flinches"?


breakcake

a special cake that one brings to work or college

Instruction: ""hi there sexy , what you got for lunch today?"ive brought cake to have for my break"ha baby you brought breakcake" What is the definition of "breakcake"?


herpies tea

a very weak tea, as made by people in the office who drink out of rubbish mugs that look like they've never been washed

Instruction: "tony: hey, did katie make you a tea? paul: yeah, it was a proper herpies tea" What is the definition of "herpies tea"?


blueberry bomber

when a man has a crazy case of blue balls then relieves them abruptly on to the unsuspecting female

Instruction: "i gave cindy a blueberry bomber last night she couldn't open her eyes" What is the definition of "blueberry bomber"?


cleanis

a penis (johnson, cock, purple meat hammer, etc

Instruction: "after we checked into our hotel room and showered, she totally sucked my cleanis" What is the definition of "cleanis"?


boggs goggles

Instruction: "at the party i was wearin' my boggs goggles for sure" What is the definition of "boggs goggles"?


camel wedgie

Context: my wife had a huge camel wedgie

front wedgie or pulling the panties way up in front

Instruction: "my wife had a huge camel wedgie" What is the definition of "camel wedgie"?


crack pot

a term used to describe somone who is silly, retarded, idiotic, etc

Instruction: "stop being such a fucking crack pot and listen to the story" What is the definition of "crack pot"?


buying manhattan

a female heavily adorned with brightly colored costume jewelry necklaces and arm bangles

Instruction: "did you see that girl with 12 necklaces on? yeah, shes so loaded shes buying manhattan" What is the definition of "buying manhattan"?


clarkonator

Context: jack lurves the clarkonator

a pet name given to the one they call katie

Instruction: "jack lurves the clarkonator" What is the definition of "clarkonator"?


ballinosity

Context: you just jealous of my ballinosity

when one is [ballin'], they exude ballinosity

Instruction: "you just jealous of my ballinosity" What is the definition of "ballinosity"?


ice floe

a proverbial place where you'd like to put worse-than-useless old people

Instruction: "can we put hillary clinton on the ice floe already?" What is the definition of "ice floe"?


rumblins

Instruction: "when she bent over i sensed the rumblins of a storm" What is the definition of "rumblins"?


ben yau

Context: ben yau

up his own arse, twat, attention-seeking, self-centered, pompous, git, shags seagulls for a living :)

Instruction: "ben yau" What is the definition of "ben yau"?


albounais

german slang whose meaning is a person who never gets any chicks and will never score

Instruction: ""the movie "the 40 years old virgin" illustrates an albounais guy" What is the definition of "albounais"?


manginity

something you lose when you go to prison/jail

Instruction: "meatwad lost his manginity the first night, but at least he was hector's bitch from then on out" What is the definition of "manginity"?


manginity

Context: dude he took your manginity

Instruction: "dude he took your manginity" What is the definition of "manginity"?


manginity

it's something you lose when any straight guy takes it up the bum from any other guy- straight or gay

Instruction: "chris lost his manginity to andy one drunken night in the back of volkswagen" What is the definition of "manginity"?


manginity

Instruction: "after chris and his sister got wasted at their home coming game, chris forced his sister to give him his manginity" What is the definition of "manginity"?


absafuckinglutely

Instruction: "preson 1: wanna come round later?  person 2: absafuckinglutely" What is the definition of "absafuckinglutely"?


angela gossow

Context: angela gossow will kick your ass

singer for arch enemy, and the sexiest woman alive

Instruction: "angela gossow will kick your ass" What is the definition of "angela gossow"?


alcho-hoe

a person who becomes a hoe when they drink alcohol

Instruction: "girl 1: did you hear barbara slept with derrick, gerrard and bernard last night  girl 2: yeh she got so drunk  girl 1: what an alcho-hoe" What is the definition of "alcho-hoe"?


bash fire

a story told on the internet, about real life, that turns out to be fiction

Instruction: "you know that story jim's always telling, about the woman he slept with that ended up being his buddie's mom?  turns out it's just a bash fire" What is the definition of "bash fire"?


arctic groundhog

the act of freezing your [poop] and sticking it up a male/female butt hole, for sexual pleasure

Instruction: "haley: so what did you and tom do last night?? claire: well we were first making out but then i told him that i wanted an arctic groundhog" What is the definition of "arctic groundhog"?


colontapps

Instruction: "dude, this colontapps keeps following me to the bathroom" What is the definition of "colontapps"?


bee gee

Context: look there's a real life bee gee

term used to describe one of the famous gibb brothers, often said in excitment/shock when actually seeing one in the street

Instruction: "look there's a real life bee gee" What is the definition of "bee gee"?


raspberry doughnut

this is where a girl is giving a man oral pleasure and right before he comes he pulls it out of her mouth

Instruction: "i was banging a gril and i gave her the ol' raspberry doughnut" What is the definition of "raspberry doughnut"?


half life 2

Context: half life 2 is too special to describe

what you first play half life 2 you are surprised at every turn

Instruction: "half life 2 is too special to describe" What is the definition of "half life 2"?


grrrei

a grrrei is a [sri lankan] or other eastern dark race, but at it's worst

Instruction: ""boy #1: "yo, did you see that grrrei back there?" boy #2: "innit, who inspects their toes at a bus stop?" boy #1: "alie" What is the definition of "grrrei"?


for cryin' out loud

a non-offensive statement used to exagerate or emphasize the largeness of a statement

Instruction: "for cryin' out loud stop acting like a baby-baby-stick-your-head-in-gravy" What is the definition of "for cryin' out loud"?


ibm

the only company besides apple that ever made a decent computer you could buy in a retail store

Instruction: "i tried to buy an ibm at best buy, but the guy sold me an emachines instead" What is the definition of "ibm"?


ibm

Instruction: "the ibm bios standard becoming ripped off has both advanced compatibility and held back the market at once, but at least it's basically open-source" What is the definition of "ibm"?


ibm

Context: i'm gettin' ibm tonight

international business machines, or in barry's mom

Instruction: "i'm gettin' ibm tonight" What is the definition of "ibm"?


ibm

Instruction: "damnn check her our, she's an ibm (instant boner maker)" What is the definition of "ibm"?


ibm

Instruction: "q: dude, what are you gonna do when you graduate from college? a: i'm gonna be an ibm" What is the definition of "ibm"?


angry muslim

in sexual intercourse, where the male faces towards the east and shits upon the female's head and shoulders

Instruction: ""i asked this girl if she'd ever seen an angry muslim" What is the definition of "angry muslim"?


david keever

Context: omg look it's david keever

strong as fuck! popular by 8th grade! gamer! becomes a famous gamer by 9th grade!

Instruction: "omg look it's david keever" What is the definition of "david keever"?


butt-fucking-egypt

Instruction: "(my car broke down, and now i have to walk to the party, which is in butt-fucking-egypt" What is the definition of "butt-fucking-egypt"?


antidisistablismentarinisim

someone against a person who is against the government

Instruction: "dude i fricken hate antidisistablismentarinisim" What is the definition of "antidisistablismentarinisim"?


hambo

Instruction: "the hambo was played by minstals in olden times in finland" What is the definition of "hambo"?


hambo

Context: hambo is king

Instruction: "hambo is king" What is the definition of "hambo"?


hambo

Instruction: "the hambo keygenerator s-spline warez serial clone is used to crack passwords to things like porn sites" What is the definition of "hambo"?


hambo

a synonym for wreckless drunken existence that can be identified by its' acronym hambo: hard as a motherfucker black out

Instruction: "wc_ben: taylor is peeing in a bucket in the corner of his house  wc_godlyone: yo that nigga musta went hambo tonight  wc: dream team problems" What is the definition of "hambo"?


hambo

Context: wooooo, look at big hambo dance

the almighty king of the world and everything else, all will falll beneath his disco wrath

Instruction: "wooooo, look at big hambo dance" What is the definition of "hambo"?


hambo

Context: hambo stole my comic book >:(

Instruction: "hambo stole my comic book >:(" What is the definition of "hambo"?


cow udder

"when you hang a bag of franzia from a basement ceiling or from any apparatus that is above your head

Instruction: "max: hey dan i bet you and i can do a whole cow udder by ourselves" What is the definition of "cow udder"?


evaned

"to be stopped abruptly at a light turning red multiple stoplights lights in a row

Instruction: "guy: bro you see that fire truck? it's been evaned like 15 times" What is the definition of "evaned"?


condom block

the terrible act of going limp while putting on a condom

Instruction: "frank: did you bang that chick last night? you: nah, i got a serious case of condom block and couldn't finish the deal" What is the definition of "condom block"?


zosha

Context: i saw a zosha skipping to the moon

most likely to steal llamas and mislead them into space

Instruction: "i saw a zosha skipping to the moon" What is the definition of "zosha"?


ass-bo

Instruction: "i'm going to give you an ass-bo if you don't lighten up" What is the definition of "ass-bo"?


ass-bo

Instruction: "i'm going to give you an ass-bo if you don't lighten up" What is the definition of "ass-bo"?


dutch in the pants

a negative term for a guy who is lacking sexually in terms of stamina, size, or performance

Instruction: ""he was perfect, but i just couldn't date him because he was dutch in the pants" What is the definition of "dutch in the pants"?


groovy water

this term is used to define the water you get from the water cooler or other expensive bottled water

Instruction: "don't use the groovy water for the coffee pot" What is the definition of "groovy water"?


bongo'd

Context: fucking hell boys, i'm bongo'd

of bristish origin, possibly from the southwest

Instruction: "fucking hell boys, i'm bongo'd" What is the definition of "bongo'd"?


bongo'd

Context: aww man am pure bongo'd likes

Instruction: "aww man am pure bongo'd likes" What is the definition of "bongo'd"?


ass smack microwave

to hit somone in the ass with the door of the microwave as they walk by

Instruction: "i didnt want to get fired for sexual misconduct so i pulled off an ass smack microwave on that hot secretary downstairs just to see that nice oooo face she makes" What is the definition of "ass smack microwave"?


appleism

the religion which honors and worships apple and their products

Instruction: "i just love my new ipad - i think i'm converting to appleism" What is the definition of "appleism"?


cumming, ga

Context: cumming, ga was founded in 1845

Instruction: "cumming, ga was founded in 1845" What is the definition of "cumming, ga"?


blue bubbles

Instruction: "dan: dude, that bartender gave me blue bubbles last night" What is the definition of "blue bubbles"?


bacapage

a brittish vibrator that is %100 satisfaction guarantee

Instruction: "i brought my bacapage to school and it got confiscated by the people in ghana" What is the definition of "bacapage"?


deathga

Context: she is a deathga for lady gaga

deathga is slang for a whorshipper of lady gaga

Instruction: "she is a deathga for lady gaga" What is the definition of "deathga"?


billybrick

Instruction: "look at billybrick any slower and he will stop" What is the definition of "billybrick"?


chevo

Context: stupid chevo

a ghetto mexican who thinks hes azn but hes not so yea

Instruction: "stupid chevo" What is the definition of "chevo"?


bayronic

Context: that shirt is so bayronic

Instruction: "that shirt is so bayronic" What is the definition of "bayronic"?


flux capacitor

a fictional device from the movie back to the future that allows travel through time

Instruction: "some guy called me to ask me why his computer wasn't working during a power outage, so i told him his flux capacitor was broken" What is the definition of "flux capacitor"?


flux capacitor

the device that makes time travel possible

Instruction: "i need more plutonium 252 for my flux capacitor" What is the definition of "flux capacitor"?


flux capacitor

a 3-pronged device which, when properly combined with 1

Instruction: "just tape the flux capacitor to a car, a toaster, or any other mechanical item you can think of, and you can travel through time with it" What is the definition of "flux capacitor"?


flux capacitor

the part of a woman's thong that is showing above her pants

Instruction: "hey dude, look at the flux capacitor on that hottie" What is the definition of "flux capacitor"?


flux capacitor

a electrical capacitor capable of storing the 1

Instruction: "and that's when you came up with the idea for the flux capacitor" What is the definition of "flux capacitor"?


flux capacitor

flux capacitor ~ an electrical component used to temporarily store the force of an electric or magnetic feild consisting f two(2) or moe ufaces seperted by a nonconductor dielectric

Instruction: ""doc: "this is what makes time travel possible, the flux capacitor" What is the definition of "flux capacitor"?


flux capacitor

Instruction: "bartender give me a flux capacitor (no bartender knows this name for a drink" What is the definition of "flux capacitor"?


flux capacitor

one bottle of rumplemintz, one bottle of jager, and another bottle of goldschlager

Instruction: "hey frank, get the flux capacitor so we can time travel to tomorrow morning" What is the definition of "flux capacitor"?


bumjugged

Instruction: "that speed whore, loves to get bumjugged" What is the definition of "bumjugged"?


come si, come sa

Instruction: "the dinner received raving reviews from the food critics, but the dessert only received a come si, come sa notation" What is the definition of "come si, come sa"?


cockgina

a combination of three penises forming in such a way as to create a small enough passage way so that a fourth penis may fuck that formation of three penises

Instruction: "burris: yo man, have you ever fucked a cockgina before?  me: ya" What is the definition of "cockgina"?


cockgina

a male or females attempt to sexchange but things went bad in o

Instruction: "my cousin josh now has a cockgina because the doctors fucked up" What is the definition of "cockgina"?


cockgina

Context: blaire is a cockgina

the mix between a man and a woman otherwise known as a transvesdite

Instruction: "blaire is a cockgina" What is the definition of "cockgina"?


big on

Context: "1) "i'm big on history

"a sort of adjective/participle/verb phrase

Instruction: ""1) "i'm big on history" What is the definition of "big on"?


big on

enthusiastic about or placing emphasis on something

Instruction: "you have to be big on neatness to get a job at that company" What is the definition of "big on"?


brad lynch

Context: this is for you from brad lynch

Instruction: "this is for you from brad lynch" What is the definition of "brad lynch"?


fagolicious

something that is completely and utterly homosexual and would be pleasant, dare i say delicious, to a homo

Instruction: "that tight pink mens sweater with the banannas on it is a little to fagolicious for me" What is the definition of "fagolicious"?


zucco

Instruction: "look kelsey, that dudes totally goin zucco over there" What is the definition of "zucco"?


cotula

"allegedly, a greek term for dick stemming from greek "kotopoulo",chicken

Instruction: "shary, he's quite a fuck despite his short cotula" What is the definition of "cotula"?


wicked

Context: example:  that party was wicked awesome

origins: boston, massachusetts, but is now commonly used all over new england

Instruction: "example:  that party was wicked awesome" What is the definition of "wicked"?


wicked

Context: i'm wicked stoned

Instruction: "i'm wicked stoned" What is the definition of "wicked"?


wicked

Instruction: "holy shit, sully, it's wicked hawt out heah" What is the definition of "wicked"?


wicked

Context: dude that was wicked awesome

what cool northerners tend to say when they want to really express something--another way of saying really or very

Instruction: "dude that was wicked awesome" What is the definition of "wicked"?


wicked

Instruction: "go see the play wicked at the gershwin theatre- its really wicked" What is the definition of "wicked"?


wicked

one of the greatest broadway musicals of all time

Instruction: "they're playing that song again?  that's totally wicked" What is the definition of "wicked"?


wicked

Context: that guy was wicked hott

comes from new england mostly around boston

Instruction: "that guy was wicked hott" What is the definition of "wicked"?


dirty legs

Context: simone is a little dirty legs

derogatory term for a female, usually implying that she is a trashy, low income trailer park skank

Instruction: "simone is a little dirty legs" What is the definition of "dirty legs"?


as numb as a pot dog

Context: he's (she's) as numb as a pot dog

northern english slang not very intelligent as intelligent as a ceramic ornament

Instruction: "he's (she's) as numb as a pot dog" What is the definition of "as numb as a pot dog"?


danko jones

Instruction: ""jess says he's a danko, eh? "he pulled a danko jones on me the other night" What is the definition of "danko jones"?


archidrunk

intoxicated with a combination of sleep deprivation and excessive consecutive hours of designing, drawing, and modeling to the point of serious impairment of physical and mental faculties

Instruction: "after working at givens for 52 hours straight, rachel was archidrunk to the point of no longer being able to draw straight lines" What is the definition of "archidrunk"?


the urbandictionary game

a game invented involving urbandictionary which can be played with 2 or more players, preferably those who do not surf urbandictionary for hours at a time

Instruction: "two guys playing the urbandictionary game  steve: okay okay" What is the definition of "the urbandictionary game"?


leadership

"an alternative lifestyle and culture founded in 2010 by the students of penrith high school

Instruction: "ryan: are you applying for student leadership? sean: leadership? ryan: yeah, leadership" What is the definition of "leadership"?


leadership

"noun: an umbrella term meaning, or relating to, being involved in lame/pointless/time-wasting/tax-dollar-wasting/tuition-dollar-wasting "opportunities" at the university of wisconsin - green bay

Instruction: ""hey mitchell, would you like to participate in leadership since we have no friends?" What is the definition of "leadership"?


leadership

leadership is the spiritual quest for direction and purpose

Instruction: "jennifer has demonstrated leadership in her job by encouraging others to represent the vision of the organization" What is the definition of "leadership"?


backside fakie

when one goes for oral stimulation and ends up heading south of the border

Instruction: "juanita enjoys batting jose's fat pinata with her nose while recieving a backside fakie" What is the definition of "backside fakie"?


dombinated

a variation of dominated, but to a greater extent

Instruction: "rao fu got dombinated on that physics exam the other day" What is the definition of "dombinated"?


bimbo browsing

when a guy is searching for a chick that puts out

Instruction: "barney stinson goes bimbo browsing every night" What is the definition of "bimbo browsing"?


bay ridge

a rich neighborhood in brooklyn where the verazanno bridge connects to staten island

Instruction: "the rich white italian mobster lives in bay ridge" What is the definition of "bay ridge"?


bay ridge

Instruction: "best place to get food? 3rd ave in bay ridge of course" What is the definition of "bay ridge"?


bay ridge

"once known as yellow hook, bay ridge is a diverse neighborhood in brooklyn

Instruction: "tourist: where are the good bars? person: bay ridge brooklyn" What is the definition of "bay ridge"?


bay ridge

Instruction: ""i live in da hood, yo  "ahh, that sucks, i live in bay ridge" What is the definition of "bay ridge"?


bay ridge

Instruction: "dyker kid 1: i wanna get blasted dyker kid 2: lets go to bay ridge" What is the definition of "bay ridge"?


bay ridge

"a neighborhood in annapolis, maryland, known for its reveled history as a resort town turned neighborhood

Instruction: "hey what do you wanna do  lets go chill in bay ridge and wakeboard or something" What is the definition of "bay ridge"?


bay ridge

the hoodest nieghborhood in bk got the most bodies and the most robberies pop off we smoke l's and catch bodies fo real

Instruction: "bay ridge is hood we dont play games in spray ridge" What is the definition of "bay ridge"?


awesomeist

Instruction: "in idaho the restaraunt, rax, had the awesomeist chocolate chip milk shakes ever" What is the definition of "awesomeist"?


awesomeist

Instruction: "in idaho the restaraunt, rax, had the awesomeist chocolate chip milk shakes ever" What is the definition of "awesomeist"?


bacon dangles

when the labia minora surpass the labia majora to a significant degree

Instruction: "her beef curtains were so tattered she suffered from a severe case of bacon dangles" What is the definition of "bacon dangles"?


boon dick

a boon dick is referred to as a black jew with red hair

Instruction: "johnny: hey barry look at that boon dick  barry:wow i've never seen a boon dick" What is the definition of "boon dick"?


airbag uppercut

term used by police/fire/ems to describe the non-serious injuries received when the face contacts the airbag in a vehicle crash

Instruction: "that old woman was afraid her jaw was broke, but she just got an airbag uppercut" What is the definition of "airbag uppercut"?


flooding dollars

Instruction: "last week, i was into flooding dollars and now i don't have money to gift a teddy for my girl friend" What is the definition of "flooding dollars"?


avenley

an out-going, fearless, sexy, amazon woman, who can befriend anyone she meets

Instruction: "did you see that girl carrying the mattress by herself from floor 6 to floor 8? she's such an avenley" What is the definition of "avenley"?


confederate flag

a flag that's usually flown in the south, most of the time flown to represent southern pride and heritage, but sometimes is flown to represent white power and racism

Instruction: "those who fly the confederate flag for southern pride are cool, those who fly it for white power should be sodomized by hitler down in hell" What is the definition of "confederate flag"?


confederate flag

this flag is actually the 5th battle flag of the conferacy

Instruction: "i can't believe that these racist pig kkk guys are using the confederate flag for their rally" What is the definition of "confederate flag"?


confederate flag

"piece of archaic southern history sometimes refered to as "heritage"

Instruction: "the southern factions of the kkk use the confederate flag as the logo because they have no idea what the fuck is going on much of the time" What is the definition of "confederate flag"?


julianna

Instruction: "heyy there sweety whats your name?  julianna" What is the definition of "julianna"?


julianna

Context: julianna doesn't get the joke

beautifully smart girl yet ditsy at times

Instruction: "julianna doesn't get the joke" What is the definition of "julianna"?


julianna

Instruction: "i can't believe they jumped off the sun, they're so julianna" What is the definition of "julianna"?


e-hole

anyone who abuses or is rude on their computer and or internet

Instruction: "some e-hole wrote a bogus website review" What is the definition of "e-hole"?


i'm genie for

Context: boy: i'm genie for you babe

means 'i'm good for' or 'i like' or 'i want', can be used broadly

Instruction: "boy: i'm genie for you babe" What is the definition of "i'm genie for"?


blenjamin

Context: she gave me a high speed blenjamin

the act of receiving oral sex but also cramming your balls into the females mouth

Instruction: "she gave me a high speed blenjamin" What is the definition of "blenjamin"?


double you tee eff

Context: double you tee eff

"the elogated form of wtf, without actually saying "what the fuck?""

Instruction: "double you tee eff" What is the definition of "double you tee eff"?


double you tee eff

Context: double you tee eff

"the elogated form of wtf, without actually saying "what the fuck?""

Instruction: "double you tee eff" What is the definition of "double you tee eff"?


camp louemma

a summerful of fun and a lifetime of memories

Instruction: ""[first person: "hey, what are you doing this summer?" second person:"6 weeks at 07461" first person: "what's that?" second person: "you know- camp louemma" What is the definition of "camp louemma"?


bushenfurer

Context: all hail the bushenfurer

Instruction: "all hail the bushenfurer" What is the definition of "bushenfurer"?


babalibos

Context: i got some babalibos last night

Instruction: "i got some babalibos last night" What is the definition of "babalibos"?


heard it through the grapevine

information that was told to you about somebody that they didn't want other to know about

Instruction: ""hey where did you hear that heather, "i heard it through the grapevine don't worry though""" What is the definition of "heard it through the grapevine"?


cubby hole

Context: no i've never been to the cubby hole

Instruction: "no i've never been to the cubby hole" What is the definition of "cubby hole"?


cubby hole

"another name for a vigina used by girls who are too embarassed to say "pussy" or "vigina" or "guts" and all that other good stuff

Instruction: ""did you get in k's cubby hole last weekend dude? "no, she wasn't horny enough""" What is the definition of "cubby hole"?


alaskan telephone pole

a sexual act in which one person, usually male, takes a shit, freezes it, then shoves it up the ass of the person they are having sex with

Instruction: "that guy is too weird, i heard he likes giving girls the alaskan telephone pole without their consent" What is the definition of "alaskan telephone pole"?


baja fresh

Context: baja fresh es un restaurante muy bueno

mexican restaurant chain that is much better then chipotle

Instruction: "baja fresh es un restaurante muy bueno" What is the definition of "baja fresh"?


brokenly

Context: blackwolf was brokenly owned by his ps3

Instruction: "blackwolf was brokenly owned by his ps3" What is the definition of "brokenly"?


creaky

vivacious red headed girl with a mind as sharp as a whip and a smouldering swedish spy sense of dress

Instruction: "tell me that nordic voluptuous flame haired beauty in front of the firing squad is not a creaky from paris" What is the definition of "creaky"?


chelonaphobia

kel-own-uh-fobe-ee-uh: an extreme fear of turtles

Instruction: "her chelonaphobia struck once again as she veered off the road, a small turtle crossing in front of her" What is the definition of "chelonaphobia"?


allentown pa

Context: white guy:  allentown pa is disgusting

Instruction: "white guy:  allentown pa is disgusting" What is the definition of "allentown pa"?


boozewatch

a sight that lists where the cheapest drinks are in western australia

Instruction: "you can search boozewatch to find the best drink bargains in western australia" What is the definition of "boozewatch"?


medifast

Instruction: "i'm on medifast because i don't feel like working out" What is the definition of "medifast"?


bamput

Context: benung bamput duai ia

Instruction: "benung bamput duai ia" What is the definition of "bamput"?


elyria

Context: babys mamas drama at the elyria mall

Instruction: "babys mamas drama at the elyria mall" What is the definition of "elyria"?


elyria

"a city usually known as e-town, is basically full of "my baby's momma drama", lack of money and jobs, drugs

Instruction: "i'm 15 and ive only slept with 20 guys in elyria" What is the definition of "elyria"?


uncle pete

a nickname for the union pacific railroad company, typically used by union pacific employees

Instruction: "i had to wait at the crossing for uncle pete to pass by" What is the definition of "uncle pete"?


uncle pete

a noun which describes the act of taking a dump at someone else's house

Instruction: "can you pause the movie for a few minutes?  i gotta go take an uncle pete" What is the definition of "uncle pete"?


pimpin' poundin'

cool, refresing, totally innovative and phat!

Instruction: "sam , them be some pimpin' poundin' shoes" What is the definition of "pimpin' poundin'"?


blackberry thumb

pain of the thumb from excessive use of a blackberry device keyboard

Instruction: "i spent three hours a day checking email and now i've got a case of blackberry thumb" What is the definition of "blackberry thumb"?


queen bukket

one that brings the bukket head skeets to the party or place

Instruction: "man rachel is the queen bukket in our group" What is the definition of "queen bukket"?


chode flap

Context: gary has a hairy chode flap

a chode is a penis that is wider than it is long

Instruction: "gary has a hairy chode flap" What is the definition of "chode flap"?


blue dolphins

Instruction: "little johnny swam with the blue dolphins and was then compelled by evil demons within his flesh to have intimate relations with little jerry" What is the definition of "blue dolphins"?


blue dolphins

Instruction: "there are lots of different kinds of blue dolphins out there, but none of them are laced with coke, lots of misinformation out there" What is the definition of "blue dolphins"?


blue dolphins

good ecstacy pills, real ones are from the caribbean

Instruction: "i scored some blue dolphins last night and rolled balls" What is the definition of "blue dolphins"?


blue dolphins

Instruction: "little johnny swam with the blue dolphins and was then compelled by evil demons within his flesh to have intimate relations with little jerry" What is the definition of "blue dolphins"?


blue dolphins

Instruction: "there are lots of different kinds of blue dolphins out there, but none of them are laced with coke, lots of misinformation out there" What is the definition of "blue dolphins"?


blue dolphins

good ecstacy pills, real ones are from the caribbean

Instruction: "i scored some blue dolphins last night and rolled balls" What is the definition of "blue dolphins"?


catcher in the rye

Context: catcher in the rye killed me

catcher in the rye is about some phony named holden caulfield

Instruction: "catcher in the rye killed me" What is the definition of "catcher in the rye"?


catcher in the rye

Instruction: "catcher in the rye is the only good book i ever read in highschool" What is the definition of "catcher in the rye"?


catcher in the rye

a catcher in the rye is when, after taking a big dump, you reach down to wipe and fart on your hand

Instruction: "i just took and big dump when i reached down to wipe and out of nowhere came a catcher in the rye" What is the definition of "catcher in the rye"?


catcher in the rye

Context: i found catcher in the rye to be boring

Instruction: "i found catcher in the rye to be boring" What is the definition of "catcher in the rye"?


catcher in the rye

a hilarous book that i love that emo's jack off too

Instruction: "i found the biggest goth in the school in the libary late one night with a copy of catcher in the rye and a bottle of lotion" What is the definition of "catcher in the rye"?


catcher in the rye

Context: catcher in the rye is t3h uber-suxxorz

Instruction: "catcher in the rye is t3h uber-suxxorz" What is the definition of "catcher in the rye"?


craigmabbitt

Context: wow, he is like craigmabbitt hot

Instruction: "wow, he is like craigmabbitt hot" What is the definition of "craigmabbitt"?


deskpression

a feeling of depression brought on by working behind a desk too long

Instruction: "she has to take some sick leave as she's suffering from deskpression" What is the definition of "deskpression"?


gbtv

Context: tell it like gbtv

the truth that can't be tolerated by liberal whack job socialists that want the government and hardworking successful people to take care of them

Instruction: "tell it like gbtv" What is the definition of "gbtv"?


bar stool

Context: you fucking bar stool

Instruction: "you fucking bar stool" What is the definition of "bar stool"?


googlies

(n) (pronunciation: goo-gleez) the fluttery feeling a person gets when they're near someone they are either attracted to or a huge fan of

Instruction: "every time i'm around her, i get the googlies" What is the definition of "googlies"?


double suzukis

Instruction: "brian drowned in both shame and seminal fluid after doling out double suzukis to chang and daiki" What is the definition of "double suzukis"?


barall

Context: della addiss is barall

black country slang commonly used to refer to a person as mental

Instruction: "della addiss is barall" What is the definition of "barall"?


aston villa

nicknamed the villans, aston villa football club were founded by a group of cricketers from the villa cross weslyan chapel in the city of birmingham in 1874

Instruction: "villa for life up the villa villa till i die and it's aston villa - we're by far the greatest team, the world has ever seen" What is the definition of "aston villa"?


cookito

Context: a schlong would be a cookito

Instruction: "a schlong would be a cookito" What is the definition of "cookito"?


a hammer

Context: yo that alex girl is a hammer

when a girl is very tall and muscular and can beat up most men

Instruction: "yo that alex girl is a hammer" What is the definition of "a hammer"?


booty jorts

Instruction: "i was at the fountains of wayne concert, when a middle-aged woman in booty jorts sat down right in front of me" What is the definition of "booty jorts"?


buttercrotch candy

buttercrotch is when you cum inside an old lady and she fingers herself until the semen's viscosity thickens, much like churning butter

Instruction: "man i fucked a milf last night and she made me some buttercrotch candy" What is the definition of "buttercrotch candy"?


anal poppage

Context: ah that was some good ass anal poppage

the act of intercourse between two men in which one of the males fart making the other male's penis bust a nut in the man who farted

Instruction: "ah that was some good ass anal poppage" What is the definition of "anal poppage"?


burphole

Context: a purple burphole is a marvel to behold

Instruction: "a purple burphole is a marvel to behold" What is the definition of "burphole"?


automangina

when a man tucks his cock and balls back into a [mangina] without using his hands

Instruction: "shit, did you see andy bend forward and pull off an automangina" What is the definition of "automangina"?


alaskan eye patch

the act of ejaculating into a females eye, allowing time for the seamen to dry thus causing a translucent patch covering the specimens eye

Instruction: "alaskan eye patch the elaborate use of male seamen to make an almost artistic creation" What is the definition of "alaskan eye patch"?


bom chika wah wah

Instruction: "that girl is bom chika wah wah that car is bom chika wah wah" What is the definition of "bom chika wah wah"?


anger barn

Instruction: "oh my god , don't talk to me right now i'm in the anger barn" What is the definition of "anger barn"?


anger barn

the place where anger breeds,as long as you feed it just right

Instruction: "jason was in traffic for too long and now resides in the anger barn" What is the definition of "anger barn"?


ghettoness

Context: too much ghettoness at this party

Instruction: "too much ghettoness at this party" What is the definition of "ghettoness"?


hanous

when somethings really hanous, its well annoying to deal with or its someone whos really hanous and annoying!

Instruction: "god my mum was well hanous last night questioning me and being on my case or i was given a well hanous job to do at work" What is the definition of "hanous"?


eyegrain

Instruction: "i was at school doing my geometry work and out of the blue, i had an eyegrain" What is the definition of "eyegrain"?


bumpin kittens

when two or more lesbians rub their pussies together

Instruction: "karen and lindsey were bumpin kittens to hiphop music all night long" What is the definition of "bumpin kittens"?


arkansas earthquake

when a girl is laying on her back and you are balls deep in her pussy and she farts causing your balls to shake violently

Instruction: "dude i was fucking daisy last night and she gave me the arkansas earthquake" What is the definition of "arkansas earthquake"?


bisexuality

Instruction: "the homophobes were in disbelief of chuck's bisexuality" What is the definition of "bisexuality"?


bisexuality

the state of being sexually attracted to both males and females, regardless of your own gender

Instruction: "bisexuality - anything that moves baby, anything that moves" What is the definition of "bisexuality"?


bisexuality

when somebody is attracted to people of both sexes

Instruction: "hattie's bisexuality made her less popular in her homophobic school but she still kept up her bisexuality because she was bisexual, not because she was attention-seeking" What is the definition of "bisexuality"?


bisexuality

Instruction: "the homophobes were in disbelief of chuck's bisexuality" What is the definition of "bisexuality"?


bisexuality

the state of being sexually attracted to both males and females, regardless of your own gender

Instruction: "bisexuality - anything that moves baby, anything that moves" What is the definition of "bisexuality"?


bisexuality

when somebody is attracted to people of both sexes

Instruction: "hattie's bisexuality made her less popular in her homophobic school but she still kept up her bisexuality because she was bisexual, not because she was attention-seeking" What is the definition of "bisexuality"?


mavros

Context: nicky loves a mavros

an affectionate term for a male with dark skin, from the greek 'mavro' meaning black

Instruction: "nicky loves a mavros" What is the definition of "mavros"?


assuperious

when you think that your ass is superior to everyone else

Instruction: "that bitch thinks she is so assuperious just because she has a prada bag" What is the definition of "assuperious"?


dirty vivek

a scrotum that smells like sweat and curry

Instruction: "she wouldn't go down on him because she could smell his dirty vivek through his breifs" What is the definition of "dirty vivek"?


dirty vivek

a vivek that has slept for 12+ hours straight but still keeps it pimpin

Instruction: "dirty vivek put his mack on a woman today" What is the definition of "dirty vivek"?


da port

Context: where you from homie da port

the place in ct where the realest niggas reside

Instruction: "where you from homie da port" What is the definition of "da port"?


da port

nickname for bridgeport, the largest city in connecticut

Instruction: "yo mofo i be lovin the ladies booties here in da port" What is the definition of "da port"?


bae-bian

"someone who is tired of hearing about how "bae" is said by 11 y/o, swagfags, and ghetto bitches

Instruction: ""i'm a bae-bian sooo stfu idc what you think about the word "bae""" What is the definition of "bae-bian"?


believin

Context: site seein is believin

believing in virtual reality on the internet

Instruction: "site seein is believin" What is the definition of "believin"?


blaza blah

when ur tellin or story u just cuttin out sum details that are not that important!

Instruction: "i was talkin to this chick blaza blah and we ended up goin back to my place" What is the definition of "blaza blah"?


amy-azing

Context: she's not amazing, she's amy-azing

more than just amazing, and probably the most awesome person ever rolled into one word

Instruction: "she's not amazing, she's amy-azing" What is the definition of "amy-azing"?


bomb fire

what stupid people say that don't know it's spelled bonfire

Instruction: "we had an awesome bomb fire after that nuke exploded" What is the definition of "bomb fire"?


bomb fire

a gaint fire usually made in the back yard where you roast marshmellows or hotdogs

Instruction: "we are making a bomb fire in the backyard tomorrow" What is the definition of "bomb fire"?


bdad

Context: i'm so bdad right now

acronym for basically drunk and disorderly

Instruction: "i'm so bdad right now" What is the definition of "bdad"?


braadkip

a fine piece of chicken wich can be cooked or eaten raw

Instruction: "you know what? i'm gonna get some braadkip" What is the definition of "braadkip"?


chandjob

Context: mate i gave her a chandjob last night

the act of blowing in a vagina so a whistle sound comes out

Instruction: "mate i gave her a chandjob last night" What is the definition of "chandjob"?


bu de bu ai

Context: bu de bu ai

Instruction: "bu de bu ai" What is the definition of "bu de bu ai"?


bananamama

Instruction: "da bananamama did wat she cud, but still da ppl said wat dey wud" What is the definition of "bananamama"?


double shocker

it's like the shocker but you have to pot your pinky and your ring finger in the girls butt

Instruction: "all the ladies are shocked by the double shocker" What is the definition of "double shocker"?


legitador

Instruction: "kayvan fixing of the doorador at beach week was legitador after j yang haxed the door in a drunken rage" What is the definition of "legitador"?


banana cream pie

"act consisting of two people, one must be a man

Instruction: "the last chick i gave a banana cream pie to threw up" What is the definition of "banana cream pie"?


banana cream pie

when a young male's banana [penis] thows up [ejaculates] into a womans pie [vagina], to create banana cream pie, or, as we like to call it here, [preggers], and/or [screwed]

Instruction: ""hey jamal, i just gave mary a banana cream pie and she cut off my nuts" What is the definition of "banana cream pie"?


banana cream pie

Instruction: ""1:"man it feels so good to give myself a banana cream pie" What is the definition of "banana cream pie"?


hanis

absolutly dispicable or discusting/gross

Instruction: "nathalie is the most hanis person i have ever seen" What is the definition of "hanis"?


canewnew

an individual who has an extended back of his or her head

Instruction: " damn josh you have a canewnew head that stretches for miles" What is the definition of "canewnew"?


mukas

Context: i think my mukas has gone stale

Instruction: "i think my mukas has gone stale" What is the definition of "mukas"?


rock-starry

coined by a 4 year old boy trying to talk his dad into a game and jumping in the pool after work

Instruction: "i am feeling all rock-starry this morning" What is the definition of "rock-starry"?


ass-faced monkey raper

term used to describe an incompetent or negligent driver of motor vehicles other than the current driver's vehicle

Instruction: ""that ass-faced monkey raper just cut me off" What is the definition of "ass-faced monkey raper"?


authorititties

the phenomenon when men will do anything a woman wants due to her breasts

Instruction: ""girl: "hey, can you hold this for a minute?" guy 1: "sure" guy 2: "dude, i know she has authorititties but still" What is the definition of "authorititties"?


breakfast clubbing

going out with someone outside your social circle

Instruction: "i heard she was breakfast clubbing with that emo" What is the definition of "breakfast clubbing"?


bleaging

Context: im so bleaging amazing

Instruction: "im so bleaging amazing" What is the definition of "bleaging"?


andres and melisa

Instruction: "andres and melisa were sitting on the beach on the sunset, making out" What is the definition of "andres and melisa"?


bullshit ass

Instruction: "this bullshit ass computer keeps freezing on me" What is the definition of "bullshit ass"?


digimon adventure

the greatest anime series, no, the greatest creative work of any sort ever made

Instruction: "the last eighty-four episodes of the anime series digimon adventure are far better then any equivalent stretch of any television series, though many fools do not realize this" What is the definition of "digimon adventure"?


digimon adventure

known outside of japan as [digimon] season 1, arguably the high point of the entire digimon franchise

Instruction: "digimon adventure is not only a great kids anime, it's a fantastic story on it's own, filled with great action and lots of emotion to keep viewers interested" What is the definition of "digimon adventure"?


chop a bowl

to smoke marijuana out of a glass pipe, or bowl, with the result of being chopped, or insanely high

Instruction: "hey man, you wanna chop a bowl with those bitches real quick?" What is the definition of "chop a bowl"?


dementerated

Context: wow that kid is dementerated

when something is really messed up and really dementered

Instruction: "wow that kid is dementerated" What is the definition of "dementerated"?


emo kids

"1) the fans of emo music (emocore, emotional hardcore), a music genre consisting of hardcore rock with angsty lyrics and a good dose of screaming

Instruction: "emo kids listen to many of the following bands: thursday, death cab for cutie, underoath, fallout boy, taking back sunday, my chemical romance, as cities burn, etc" What is the definition of "emo kids"?


emo kids

"1) the fans of emo music (emocore, emotional hardcore), a music genre consisting of hardcore rock with angsty lyrics and a good dose of screaming

Instruction: "emo kids listen to many of the following bands: thursday, death cab for cutie, underoath, fallout boy, taking back sunday, my chemical romance, as cities burn, etc" What is the definition of "emo kids"?


ashleighe

the sexiest bitch on the planet! she often has the worst attitude and never feels she is wrong

Instruction: "why are you yelling at me? your such an ashleighe" What is the definition of "ashleighe"?


blasphemistic

Instruction: "kayne west abrupted a blasphemistic statement bout politics, by saying: george bush is a racist" What is the definition of "blasphemistic"?


confederacy of liars

any organized group of people who generally make a practice of lying

Instruction: " they didn't want the truth to come out, they are a confederacy of liars" What is the definition of "confederacy of liars"?


Context: nerd: i 4m 4 l33t 3.14r8

"an alternative spelling for the word "pirate"

Instruction: "nerd: i 4m 4 l33t 3.14r8" What is the definition of "3.14r8"?


perkins

to take a shot of jizz in the eye while expecting it in the mouth

Instruction: "she took that perkins like a trooper but it did cause pink eye" What is the definition of "perkins"?


perkins

pronounced (purk-in's)  a light snack or something similar, usually used within and around marijuana smokes, where hunger begins to build, but it isn't yet [munchies]

Instruction: ""i'm well up for some perkins  or  "this chocalate bar is the perfect perkins" What is the definition of "perkins"?


perkins

a rare breed of creature native only to the southwest of england

Instruction: "parent: come on kids lets go perkins hunting child 1: yay ill bring the cider child 2: and ill bring the pitch fork's" What is the definition of "perkins"?


douche bigalow

same term as douche but adding the ending of a movie in it

Instruction: "dude you are such a fucking douche bigalow" What is the definition of "douche bigalow"?


"when parents give their kid a common name but spell it in an intentionally bizarre, ridiculous manner in a tryhard attempt to make the name exciting and creative

Instruction: "staycee, gennifer, tyffani, aydin and maesun are all much more cre8tive than stacy, jennifer, tiffany, aiden, or mason" What is the definition of "cre8tive"?


choochoodle

someone that is both a [chooch] and a [noodle]

Instruction: "dio santo, adamo, you're such a choochoodle" What is the definition of "choochoodle"?


child love

Instruction: "john smith prefers to call his paedophilic attraction child love rather than paedophilia" What is the definition of "child love"?


bintu

Context: you are so bintu

1)a girl who is awesome and smart 2) someone who is amazing 3)a great and fantastic person

Instruction: "you are so bintu" What is the definition of "bintu"?


alexis on fire

Context: alexis on fire isa the sizzzle

Instruction: "alexis on fire isa the sizzzle" What is the definition of "alexis on fire"?


balthis

Instruction: "christopher is so balthis when he drifts" What is the definition of "balthis"?


gayby shower

an event put on by gay men (or women), much like a baby shower, to celebrate the conception and eventual birth of a child

Instruction: "the gayby shower last week was the first shower i've ever been to where the bears were covered in pink glitter but weren't stuffed" What is the definition of "gayby shower"?


cock chowder

when a guy jizzes thick, white, lumpy cum

Instruction: "brenda likes it when mike sprays his cock chowder in her mouth" What is the definition of "cock chowder"?


cunny butter

Instruction: "dude, i met this chick who just gushes cunny butter all the time, even whenever we have foreplay" What is the definition of "cunny butter"?


apfelkorn

apfelkorn is an alcoholic bevereage, commonly referred to as 'the drink of the gods', or 'that amber liquid'

Instruction: ""freddie: "what is this delicious necter that graces my mouth with it's sweet, yet alcoholic taste?" barkeep: "why, kind sir, that is apfelkorn - the drink of the gods" What is the definition of "apfelkorn"?


buck nasty

Instruction: "yo son, we be gettin' buck nasty tonight" What is the definition of "buck nasty"?


buck nasty

Instruction: "dude that shirt your wearing is hella buck nasty" What is the definition of "buck nasty"?


buck nasty

a girl that is so ugly that you would not pay a buck to get with her nasty ass

Instruction: "man that girl you hooked up with last night was buck nasty" What is the definition of "buck nasty"?


buck nasty

a girl that is so ugly that you would not pay a buck to get with her nasty ass

Instruction: "man that girl you hooked up with last night was buck nasty" What is the definition of "buck nasty"?


buck nasty

Instruction: "yo son, we be gettin' buck nasty tonight" What is the definition of "buck nasty"?


buck nasty

Instruction: "dude that shirt your wearing is hella buck nasty" What is the definition of "buck nasty"?


buck nasty

a girl that is so ugly that you would not pay a buck to get with her nasty ass

Instruction: "man that girl you hooked up with last night was buck nasty" What is the definition of "buck nasty"?


buck nasty

a girl that is so ugly that you would not pay a buck to get with her nasty ass

Instruction: "man that girl you hooked up with last night was buck nasty" What is the definition of "buck nasty"?


give the cold shoulder

Instruction: "i tried to get the ceo to show some interest in me at the party, but he would just give the cold shoulder" What is the definition of "give the cold shoulder"?


earf tone

a black individual that speaks an excess of ebonics

Instruction: "snaps that earf tone has some mad game yo" What is the definition of "earf tone"?


bovard

its a word from the italian origin meaning gay fagget homo whos first name charlie and middle name ugean

Instruction: "hey bovard hahahahah  he lives in effingham il he is a duty squirter lmao" What is the definition of "bovard"?


booger sugar

Instruction: "i went to my dealer to get some booger sugar" What is the definition of "booger sugar"?


booger sugar

Instruction: "dude, let's hook up a little booger sugar before we go out tomorrow night" What is the definition of "booger sugar"?


booger sugar

Context: he got caught up in the booger sugar

Instruction: "he got caught up in the booger sugar" What is the definition of "booger sugar"?


booger sugar

Instruction: "boy, pete looks like he could go for some booger sugar right now, to wake his ass up" What is the definition of "booger sugar"?


booger sugar

Instruction: "that girl loves to party on the booger sugar" What is the definition of "booger sugar"?


booger sugar

another name for cocaine or anything else that you snort through your nose

Instruction: "i'm gonna snort a heap of booger sugar before i hit the clubs tonight" What is the definition of "booger sugar"?


booger sugar

another name for cocaine or anything else that you snort through your nose

Instruction: "i'm gonna snort a heap of booger sugar before i hit the clubs tonight" What is the definition of "booger sugar"?


cockqualung

the highly valued skill of being able to suck dick underwater without taking a breath for a long time

Instruction: "sheila used her cockqualung to go down on me for the longest time while we were in the pool" What is the definition of "cockqualung"?


cherry tomato

one big heaping ball of vein and tissue, that scares the shit out of you, as it emerges from your asshole

Instruction: "honey, can i borrow a kotex? i've got a fucking cherry tomato in my ass that's gonna blow" What is the definition of "cherry tomato"?


cherry tomato

one big heaping ball of vein and tissue, that scares the shit out of you, as it emerges from your asshole

Instruction: "honey, can i borrow a kotex? i've got a fucking cherry tomato in my ass that's gonna blow" What is the definition of "cherry tomato"?


bauzz

Context: i'm so bauzz

Instruction: "i'm so bauzz" What is the definition of "bauzz"?


bambola

Context: madonna, che bambola

Instruction: "madonna, che bambola" What is the definition of "bambola"?


bambola

Instruction: "one guy thinks this one girl is such a hot bambola" What is the definition of "bambola"?


bstfu

bitch shut the fuck up! (mostly instant messengers)

Instruction: "on aol instant messenger, some ho ims you and shes annoying you, you say bstfu (bitch shut the fuck up" What is the definition of "bstfu"?


balls to that

"it's like saying "cool" or "awesome" but in a more creative way, or agreeing with someone or something

Instruction: "[guy 1: that movie was awesome]  [guy 2: balls to that" What is the definition of "balls to that"?


capricock

a guy born within the zodiac sign of capricorn and also has a huge cock

Instruction: "girl during sex: oh daddy, your capricock is amazing" What is the definition of "capricock"?


barack obama

Instruction: "i bet you only thought of barack obama as black, didn't you? shame" What is the definition of "barack obama"?


barack obama

Instruction: "america had a one question test november 4th,  a was john mccain, b was barack obama" What is the definition of "barack obama"?


barack obama

a brainless organism who thinks that he is made of money

Instruction: "some say a barack obama would make a good president of our country, and many would oppose, such as i" What is the definition of "barack obama"?


barack obama

the 44th president of the united states and the biggest liar since president clinton a communist socialist nazi that will end up making the u

Instruction: "joe: oh man i just stepped in a barack obama" What is the definition of "barack obama"?


dirty dreadlock

"when giving a mustache ride, the female positions a "log" across the upper lip

Instruction: "let me get that mustache ride and turn that into a dirty dreadlock" What is the definition of "dirty dreadlock"?


big ken

Context: i'm strong like big ken

Instruction: "i'm strong like big ken" What is the definition of "big ken"?


diet coke

a drink that is to be ordered after ordering a large, unhealthy meal

Instruction: "i would like 2 double whoppers with cheese, 3 large fries, onion rings, apple pie and a diet coke because i'm watching my weight" What is the definition of "diet coke"?


diet coke

Context: ummmmm, and a diet coke please

a drink that fat people drink to fell better about themselves

Instruction: "ummmmm, and a diet coke please" What is the definition of "diet coke"?


diet coke

Context: i love diet coke and pink sunglasses

an object that looks very sexy in the hands of certain gorgeous 21-year-old boys

Instruction: "i love diet coke and pink sunglasses" What is the definition of "diet coke"?


diet coke

a white powder containing no more than 70% cocaine (benzoylmethylecgonine), with the remaining percent consisting of a non-drug powder such as flour or sugar

Instruction: ""example 1: "i'm in deep shit, turns out i bought a pound o' diet coke" What is the definition of "diet coke"?


diet coke

a beverage ordered by women who are ona diet after they order several menu items

Instruction: "i will have a slice of pie and diet coke" What is the definition of "diet coke"?


diet coke

the most addicting/ best drink in the world

Instruction: "i can go through a whole 12 pack of diet coke a day" What is the definition of "diet coke"?


frontpocket

a frontpocket is a person who keeps their wallet in one of their front pants pockets

Instruction: "are those anime wallscrolls in your room?  dude you're such a frontpocket" What is the definition of "frontpocket"?


captain pants

Context: captain pants is my hero

1:pn: the great warrior who defended the tortillas from the communist in 1989

Instruction: "captain pants is my hero" What is the definition of "captain pants"?


drinkin' squirrels

verb: to place one or more hits of ecstasy (mdma) into one's own drink, usually bottled

Instruction: "me and my boys were drinkin' squirrels last night, we got all thizzed out" What is the definition of "drinkin' squirrels"?


aiv

Context: aiv is truth is love

aiv (or all is vanity) is the thrash/experimental band that formed after the old astrid haven split

Instruction: "aiv is truth is love" What is the definition of "aiv"?


bitch titty

a hurtful insult said as a last resort in order to win an argument or silence the one who your arguing with leaving them dazed and confused

Instruction: "person 1: you mama ugly yo girl ugly and yo granny ugly  person 2: well you a bitch titty" What is the definition of "bitch titty"?


aarherpes

getting herpes from a person who could very well be a member of the american association of retired people

Instruction: "i want katie couric to give me some aarherpes" What is the definition of "aarherpes"?


consuelafied

when you come home to find your things completely moved around after having been visited by a cleaning lady

Instruction: "i came home yesterday to find my room completely consuelafied" What is the definition of "consuelafied"?


chode-ally

Instruction: "that short fat penis is chode-ally a chode" What is the definition of "chode-ally"?


cavlich

Instruction: ""did you see cyprias yesterday? "oh my god he's such a cavlich" What is the definition of "cavlich"?


belly chain

to ejaculate into a woman's navel in such a manner as to cause the ejaculate to run down either side of her stomach

Instruction: "jim said he was fucking mary and when he came he pulled out and gave her a belly chain" What is the definition of "belly chain"?


glatred

looking at someone with a glare full of hatred and disgust

Instruction: "as brad,fell off the bridge,tristan gave him a look of glatred and pranced away cackling" What is the definition of "glatred"?


conan the niggabarian

Context: damn, he conan the niggabarian

a black male who recently arrived from africa and is still ingrained with the hunting and gathering skills of his ancestors

Instruction: "damn, he conan the niggabarian" What is the definition of "conan the niggabarian"?


ed, edd n' eddy

this is a show on cartoon network that started january 4, 1999

Instruction: "hurry we  will miss the new ed, edd n' eddy episode i want the box set coming november 2006" What is the definition of "ed, edd n' eddy"?


beeznotch

Instruction: "hilary was being a big beeznotch last night" What is the definition of "beeznotch"?


autograffiti

the signing of one's name on walls, shirts, or other surfaces in the form of graffiti

Instruction: "tom's name appeared in the form of autograffiti on my garage door" What is the definition of "autograffiti"?


allusophoria

the sense of delight experienced on discovering the origin of a literary allusion

Instruction: "alex felt allusophoria and laughed when he realized that nemo in finding nemo was named after the fictional character captain nemo in twenty thousand leagues under the sea" What is the definition of "allusophoria"?


allusophoria

the sense of delight experienced on discovering the origin of a literary allusion

Instruction: "“alex felt allusophoria and laughed when he realized that nemo in finding nemo was named after the fictional character captain nemo in twenty thousand leagues under the sea" What is the definition of "allusophoria"?


dorsa

Context: big booty dorsa

usually a persian name, a beauty with a pretty, unique face, diffrent eye structure and a perfect body

Instruction: "big booty dorsa" What is the definition of "dorsa"?


dorsa

Context: [big butt hottie] dorsa

Instruction: "[big butt hottie] dorsa" What is the definition of "dorsa"?


celanda

totally kick ass chick, one belonging to daddy pike, beautiful, smart, loyal

Instruction: "u see celanda over there looking all beautiful, yeah, she must be pike's girl" What is the definition of "celanda"?


asfaawbffe

Context: bella, you are my asfaawbffe

abbreviation for absolutely superbly fantastic and awesomely weird best friend for eternity

Instruction: "bella, you are my asfaawbffe" What is the definition of "asfaawbffe"?


asfaawbffe

Context: jen, you're my asfaawbffe

abbreviation for absolutely superly fantastic and also weird best friends for eternity

Instruction: "jen, you're my asfaawbffe" What is the definition of "asfaawbffe"?


antwacky

Context: our kids pad is really antwacky

something that is old fashioned and out of date, eg

Instruction: "our kids pad is really antwacky" What is the definition of "antwacky"?


ass rat

a giant piece of shit that has a tail, resembling a rat

Instruction: "guy 1: so i was taking this giant shit at mcdonald's last night and it turned out to be an ass rat" What is the definition of "ass rat"?


air five

a pantomimed [high five], performed in unison with someone who is too far away (e

Instruction: "when the professor announced that class would be canceled, eric and nathan gave each other an air five" What is the definition of "air five"?


air five

Context: oooh good one, air five

air five is a high five through a long distance, usually used when speaking on the phone or writing emails

Instruction: "oooh good one, air five" What is the definition of "air five"?


bbiaf

Context: ah, time for dinner, bbiaf

"alternately "be back in a few" or "be back in a flash"  pretty much like brb, but longer and harder to type, ergo just as pointless"

Instruction: "ah, time for dinner, bbiaf" What is the definition of "bbiaf"?


appy polly loggy

Context: please accept my appy polly loggy

Instruction: "please accept my appy polly loggy" What is the definition of "appy polly loggy"?


appy polly loggy

Context: please accept my appy polly loggy

Instruction: "please accept my appy polly loggy" What is the definition of "appy polly loggy"?


cinematic adventure

Context: "1) "lets go on a cinematic adventure

an adventure or journey to a movie theater

Instruction: ""1) "lets go on a cinematic adventure" What is the definition of "cinematic adventure"?


bizzorko

Context: dude, that search is totally bizzorko

when something is bizzare and borked (broken)

Instruction: "dude, that search is totally bizzorko" What is the definition of "bizzorko"?


banishing the white demons

a male jerking off, pounding pud, five knuckle shuffle, stroking it, playing the skin flute, beating off

Instruction: "billy was banishing the white demons to an erotic photograph on the internet" What is the definition of "banishing the white demons"?


guetapens

Instruction: "due to carelessness, he fell into a guetapens and the enemy captured him" What is the definition of "guetapens"?


chinnigan

Context: a fat man's many chins is chinnigan

Instruction: "a fat man's many chins is chinnigan" What is the definition of "chinnigan"?


pendejo

Context: el es un pendejo

pendejo is a spanish slang word for idiot,stupid or dumass

Instruction: "el es un pendejo" What is the definition of "pendejo"?


pendejo

Context: tu eres un pendejo pedro

Instruction: "tu eres un pendejo pedro" What is the definition of "pendejo"?


pendejo

Context: hey, stop being such a pendejo

"on the west side of san antonio, texas, i discovered that pendejo means more than just "stupid" which is what i had been told

Instruction: "hey, stop being such a pendejo" What is the definition of "pendejo"?


pendejo

Context: ay mio, tu eres un pendejo

pendejo is spanish slang for asshole, jerk etc

Instruction: "ay mio, tu eres un pendejo" What is the definition of "pendejo"?


pendejo

Context: chupa me, pendejo

"spanish slang, with different meanings depending on the context

Instruction: "chupa me, pendejo" What is the definition of "pendejo"?


pendejo

Context: george bush es un gran pendejo

pubic hair according to velazquez, a new pronouncing dictionary, spanish-english, english-spanish, new york, d

Instruction: "george bush es un gran pendejo" What is the definition of "pendejo"?


pendejo

Context: �rale, tu pinche pendejo

Instruction: "�rale, tu pinche pendejo" What is the definition of "pendejo"?


ba certified

Context: oh shit fool that song is ba certified

also known as beast attack certified, shows even more beastliness than [beast attack]

Instruction: "oh shit fool that song is ba certified" What is the definition of "ba certified"?


Context: person 1: dude tihs iss teh 1377

"mispelling, often unintentionall of "1337

Instruction: "person 1: dude tihs iss teh 1377" What is the definition of "1377"?


fleshy funbridge

Instruction: "she was aroused as i wiped the sweat from my fleshy funbridge on her upper lip" What is the definition of "fleshy funbridge"?


baboon suck

the most horrible noise that can occur when someone is getting a blowjob

Instruction: "did you see that cwb at the party last night?  yeah she was totally giving that guy a baboon suck" What is the definition of "baboon suck"?


fuckeneh

a canadian word used to express either anger or surprise

Instruction: "americans: you hosers just lost all your money  canadians: fuckeneh" What is the definition of "fuckeneh"?


bellybellenditis

the medical term for the resulting effect of a male being grossly overweight to the point where ones penis retracts back inside ones body

Instruction: ""i've heard back from my gp with my test results, turns out i've got a severe case of bellybellenditis" What is the definition of "bellybellenditis"?


ass nectar

Instruction: "this chick wanted anal last night, so after i had it buried in her booty for like 2 minutes, i already had mad  ass nectar on my cock" What is the definition of "ass nectar"?


below the belt

Instruction: "that was a bit below the belt    he hit me below the belt" What is the definition of "below the belt"?


cryie

Context: her eyes look very cryie

a term used to describe when one is feeling upset to the point of tears

Instruction: "her eyes look very cryie" What is the definition of "cryie"?


googla

Context: jag ska bara googla efter det

Instruction: "jag ska bara googla efter det" What is the definition of "googla"?


googla

Context: n�o me googla

"portuguese - 3th person of the verb "googlar" which means to to a search in google

Instruction: "n�o me googla" What is the definition of "googla"?


commuter students

Context: commuter students are pussies

pussies who don't stay at school for any number of reasons

Instruction: "commuter students are pussies" What is the definition of "commuter students"?


bastard fart

simply a fart with two tablespoons of shit contained within it

Instruction: "i farted today, and had to change my drawers, it was definitly a bastard fart" What is the definition of "bastard fart"?


bastard fart

a bastard fart is when a lady quiefs, and a cum bubble comes out

Instruction: "she was just laying there, and she turned to me and said that was definetly a bastard fart" What is the definition of "bastard fart"?


headbag

the headscarf muslim women wear and use to try and get special privileges

Instruction: "despite supposedly understanding the rules, she still tried to sue the school because they wouldn't allow her headbag" What is the definition of "headbag"?


lovbe

Context: lizy- ef is a lovbe  mikayla- your right

Instruction: "lizy- ef is a lovbe  mikayla- your right" What is the definition of "lovbe"?


bitch, i might be

what you say when there is a possibility that you are guilty of an offense

Instruction: "judge: are you guilty? gucci mane: bitch, i might be" What is the definition of "bitch, i might be"?


absolute age

Instruction: "the absolute age of this rock is 3,232 year" What is the definition of "absolute age"?


beefstroganigger

when african niggers/niggas use their secret ingredient in a normal beefstroaganouf and using their special sauces = beefstroganigger

Instruction: "yo my nigga wheres the beef stroaganouf i got the sauce right here to make the beefstroganigger" What is the definition of "beefstroganigger"?


calithump

"deriving from the term 'callithump' (meaning a loud or boisterous band or parade), calithump is something cool or "hella tight" (especially music) coming from the west coast, especially california

Instruction: "you heard that new hiero? that shit is calithump" What is the definition of "calithump"?


mecco

Context: quieres mecco mija?

Instruction: "quieres mecco mija?" What is the definition of "mecco"?


hijabi

Context: "fatima; "look she's a hijabi too

"a women or girl who wears the islamic head-covering respectfully, called hijab

Instruction: ""fatima; "look she's a hijabi too" What is the definition of "hijabi"?


hijabi

Context: i need to get myself a hijabi

hijabi  them beautiful arab girls that all the guys want

Instruction: "i need to get myself a hijabi" What is the definition of "hijabi"?


hijabi

Context: wat a sexy hijabi from marlbrough

Instruction: "wat a sexy hijabi from marlbrough" What is the definition of "hijabi"?


jrk

Context: u jrk

Instruction: "u jrk" What is the definition of "jrk"?


bogmalog

when you shit so hard it feels like you just pushed out a log

Instruction: "ben i just had the best bogmalog in the shitter" What is the definition of "bogmalog"?


bryne

Instruction: "i dont care who won the nobel prize, i wanna know whos up for the bryne award" What is the definition of "bryne"?


bryne

one of a kind males name, a kind caring sole who has a heart of gold

Instruction: "i wish i could be like bryne he is so awsome" What is the definition of "bryne"?


bryne

Context: that was such a bryne move

kind of crazy, lots of fun, scatterbrained, hippy-ish, and has a heart of gold!

Instruction: "that was such a bryne move" What is the definition of "bryne"?


asian tune up

when one adds jasmine rice to a non asian meal thus creating a combination of the two cultures

Instruction: "i felt that three sausages wasn't enough so i gave an asian tune up" What is the definition of "asian tune up"?


adelle-ize

the over playing of any song or group of songs by the same artist

Instruction: "why do they have to adelle-ize that song?? i used to like it" What is the definition of "adelle-ize"?


arizona waterfall

peeing in a girls mouth which results the girl vommiting on your junk, then use it as lube and slip it in

Instruction: "me and frantz did the arizona waterfall and i think i need to go the hospital" What is the definition of "arizona waterfall"?


double bubble

Context: shes deffently has a double bubble

Instruction: "shes deffently has a double bubble" What is the definition of "double bubble"?


double bubble

a girl having large breasts and a big butt

Instruction: "(a group of guys catcall to a girl crossing the street) hey double bubble" What is the definition of "double bubble"?


double bubble

double bubble (verb)  the act of a man taking in a large quantity of air, then blowing it into the gaping vagina of a consenting female adult

Instruction: "he passed out while going down on her, so she gave him a snoring double bubble" What is the definition of "double bubble"?


double bubble

marijuana that can be smelt through two bags and the crystals can be seen through the two bags

Instruction: "guy 1: dude i got some double bubble wanna go smoke the whole bag? guy 2: hell yeah, were going to be baked off our asses" What is the definition of "double bubble"?


double bubble

Context: that fart was a double bubble

when you fart and it travels along your ass crack to your lower back as well as toward the front along the balls

Instruction: "that fart was a double bubble" What is the definition of "double bubble"?


wiggles

cigarette laced with embalming fluid (slang for pcp)

Instruction: "i had 5 wiggles and thought i was the 2008 version of allah" What is the definition of "wiggles"?


cuckoo spit

to repeatedly froth the male ejaculate through the teeth to create an aerated foam before rejecting it

Instruction: "claire is nasty - she didn't swallow but she did cuckoo spit" What is the definition of "cuckoo spit"?


fuckbaby

Context: oh that altarboy surely is a fuckbaby

Instruction: "oh that altarboy surely is a fuckbaby" What is the definition of "fuckbaby"?


camuflagelover

a thug that knows how to sexually satisfy in every way

Instruction: "i had a date with a camuflagelover last night and i had 4 orgasams" What is the definition of "camuflagelover"?


cacogna

Instruction: "hey man lets get some fucking cacogna and get loaded tonight" What is the definition of "cacogna"?


amsap

abbreviation for as much skin as possible

Instruction: ""girl: "when's the party?" girl2: "11:00" girl: "what am i supposed to wear?" girl2: "just show amsap" What is the definition of "amsap"?


awesomererer

a word used to describe the perfection of those such at urbis!   =d

Instruction: "emii & ethan & charlie & daniice & jayne & jake & utha shizz are awesomererer" What is the definition of "awesomererer"?


band freaks

(1) a die hard fan of a high school,college or university marching band

Instruction: "(1) the band freaks @ stanford cause a commotion at the stanford-oregon football game that the university banned the band freaks in preforming in the next halftime show" What is the definition of "band freaks"?


t.u.g

"an entertainment lable, which stands for "the ultimate group""

Instruction: "some singers from t.u.g are omarion, marques houston and others" What is the definition of "t.u.g"?


budget boob job

wearing two bras at once to give you that little extra padding and lift to make it seem like you had a real boob job, even though you didn't

Instruction: "he said he was a boob guy when we talked online, so when we went on our first date i got a budget boob job while i was getting ready" What is the definition of "budget boob job"?


nooner

"a "quickie" at noon, especially on your lunch break at work, with the chica from accounting"

Instruction: "we slipped into the janitor's closet and pounded out a nooner" What is the definition of "nooner"?


nooner

a sexual encounter usually during a lunch break

Instruction: "what did you do for lunch?? i wen't home for a nooner" What is the definition of "nooner"?


nooner

Context: i had a great nooner today

Instruction: "i had a great nooner today" What is the definition of "nooner"?


nooner

Context: come on al, it's time for my nooner

Instruction: "come on al, it's time for my nooner" What is the definition of "nooner"?


nooner

"according to emma pillsbury, "when you go out for dessert in the middle of the day!

Instruction: "i'm gonna go out later to meet my husband for a nooner ;)" What is the definition of "nooner"?


nooner

Instruction: "the traffic clerk and i went to the park for a quick nooner in which i came in her pussy" What is the definition of "nooner"?


nooner

a designated time of day when you come home on your lunch break to bang your spouse

Instruction: "i was crazy horny so i came home to catch a nooner" What is the definition of "nooner"?


nooner

sex between 2 or more people during a lunch break from work or school

Instruction: "i work much more efficiently after a good nooner" What is the definition of "nooner"?


do you want a hammer?

this is said when someone unintentionally makes a loud noise

Instruction: "1) *drops plate* 2) do you want a hammer?" What is the definition of "do you want a hammer?"?


hardcore kids

Context: hardcore kids are the shit

"being "hardcore" these days, doesn't mean you have to party, or fight, and be a devil worshiper

Instruction: "hardcore kids are the shit" What is the definition of "hardcore kids"?


beefnose

Context: tam you're such a beefnose hahaha

what you say to someone if they have an irregularly large nose and it looks quite ridiculous compared to the rest of their face

Instruction: "tam you're such a beefnose hahaha" What is the definition of "beefnose"?


conan o'brien

Instruction: "conan o'brien puts on such a show, with max weinberg, who needs good guests?" What is the definition of "conan o'brien"?


conan o'brien

the host of late night with conan o'brien on nbc

Instruction: "staying up for conan o'brien is worth while, even though it usually starts late because of stupid jay leno" What is the definition of "conan o'brien"?


conan o'brien

Context: i want to marry conan o'brien

the best damn late night talk show host ever

Instruction: "i want to marry conan o'brien" What is the definition of "conan o'brien"?


conan o'brien

late night host who does funny and creative dances

Instruction: "i love to watch the opening of late night with conan o'brien" What is the definition of "conan o'brien"?


conan o'brien

one of the best comedians of our time with witty spontaneous jokes and is much much better than leno will ever be

Instruction: "conan o'brien made me laugh so hard the other night" What is the definition of "conan o'brien"?


conan o'brien

Context: i comepletly adore conan o'brien

he is an isanely funny man who is extremely smart, sexy and on top of all of that he is nice to his fans

Instruction: "i comepletly adore conan o'brien" What is the definition of "conan o'brien"?