bitch boy

a male who is a sissy or submissive that like's getting his ass fucked, usually by a dominant woman wearing a strap on

Instruction: ""mistress theresa made phillip her bitch boy" What is the definition of "bitch boy"?


bitch boy

Context: mash greene you're my little bitch boy

someone who is very obnoxious with low social standing who defaults to acting subservient to others

Instruction: "mash greene you're my little bitch boy" What is the definition of "bitch boy"?


bitch boy

Context: bob-hey bitch boy go get me some water

a person who is ussually someones bitch, like a little slave peasent boy

Instruction: "bob-hey bitch boy go get me some water" What is the definition of "bitch boy"?


bitch boy

a male who is a sissy or submissive that like's getting his ass fucked, usually by a dominant woman wearing a strap on

Instruction: ""mistress theresa made phillip her bitch boy" What is the definition of "bitch boy"?


bitch boy

Context: mash greene you're my little bitch boy

someone who is very obnoxious with low social standing who defaults to acting subservient to others

Instruction: "mash greene you're my little bitch boy" What is the definition of "bitch boy"?


shlaz

Instruction: "last night your mom drank a shit load of my shlaz bro, it was fucking intense" What is the definition of "shlaz"?


buckinghamology

the study of the british government system

Instruction: "the political scientist is a dab hand in buckinghamology" What is the definition of "buckinghamology"?


angry cow

while doing an ugly lactating girl from behind, when you're about to nut, quickly reach under grabbing both tits and squeeze as hard as you can

Instruction: "i gave my wife an angry cow this morning" What is the definition of "angry cow"?


daedae

Instruction: "daedae is a kind of girl who feels she has her own kind of crazy personality" What is the definition of "daedae"?


carpet eating cramps

i cramp you get while on the toilet when you bend down so far or have the need to bit a chunk out of the carpet

Instruction: "i was on the toilet and had a cramp so bad i bend down and took a bit out of the carpet, carpet eating cramps" What is the definition of "carpet eating cramps"?


beatles high

Context: i was too busy getting a beatles high

a temporary high obtained by listening to multiple beatles songs in a row

Instruction: "i was too busy getting a beatles high" What is the definition of "beatles high"?


brick exit strategy

the plan a retailer makes when it decides to close its doors to the public and move exclusively to the web

Instruction: "either we come up with a good brick exit strategy or we're done" What is the definition of "brick exit strategy"?


big dookie

a word often used by niglets and it refers to a person taking a very large shit

Instruction: "niglet 1: yo man, i gotz to make the big dookie niglet 2: werd" What is the definition of "big dookie"?


assassin's creed: brotherhood

the sequel to [assassin's creed 2], which was an amazing game, and just got even better

Instruction: "assassin's creed: brotherhood is going to be the sickest game ever" What is the definition of "assassin's creed: brotherhood"?


jj abrams

a shortened nickname for jeffrey james abrams

Instruction: "boy, i sure hope jj abrams doesn't screw up the next star wars movie" What is the definition of "jj abrams"?


cocktologist

a chick that loves dicks, talks about them openly around all her friends

Instruction: "the last girl i dated was quite the cocktologist" What is the definition of "cocktologist"?


cocktologist

a woman with a great knowledge of handling the cock monster

Instruction: "this bitch sucked me off last night, i think she's a cocktologist from the school of hard cocks" What is the definition of "cocktologist"?


blow me a gun

Context: yo take tha blunt and blow me a gun

Instruction: "yo take tha blunt and blow me a gun" What is the definition of "blow me a gun"?


gentleman's tournament

a [beer pong] tournament in which teams dress up in formal attire

Instruction: ""guy 1: "who won the gentleman's tournament last week?"  guy 2: "the team with the monocles" What is the definition of "gentleman's tournament"?


draaee

a dope as guy who does whatever the fuck he wants, whenever the fuck he wants, with whoever the fuck he wants

Instruction: "damn bro, that dude draaee iss dope as fuck" What is the definition of "draaee"?


Context: janza just fkn0wned you

a css hacking site, or a way to say 0wned, or pwned

Instruction: "janza just fkn0wned you" What is the definition of "fkn0wned"?


bobito

the legendary furry feline of auburn high school from 03 to 07

Instruction: "bobito once slapped two cats into orbit with his tail for looking at him the wrong way" What is the definition of "bobito"?


arrion dixon

arrion dixon is a half mexican half black boy who thinks he can jump but is really just a doucher

Instruction: "dude did you see arrion dixon try to jump?" What is the definition of "arrion dixon"?


apolojizzing

Instruction: "i spent a good hour apolojizzing to my girlfriend last night" What is the definition of "apolojizzing"?


apolojizzing

Instruction: "mary and john were apolojizzing last night after their fight" What is the definition of "apolojizzing"?


apolojizzing

Instruction: "i spent a good hour apolojizzing to my girlfriend last night" What is the definition of "apolojizzing"?


apolojizzing

Instruction: "mary and john were apolojizzing last night after their fight" What is the definition of "apolojizzing"?


fleeky

fleeky is an [onomonopia] [name], it is what it sounds like it

Instruction: "fleeky sounds like the name fleeky  hello my name is fleeky, i sound like fleeky" What is the definition of "fleeky"?


capio

Context: capio

an amazing cool looking dog usually half pit half chocolate lab(:

Instruction: "capio" What is the definition of "capio"?


dirty turtle

a dirty turtle is when you are fucking a girl (or guy) from behind on the floor

Instruction: "my girlfriend woke up on the floor in a state of confusion after i gave her a dirty turtle" What is the definition of "dirty turtle"?


dirty turtle

a weird and spiritual sex position described in ancient chinese literature

Instruction: "i did the dirty turtle last night with my chinese yoga teacher" What is the definition of "dirty turtle"?


carleigh and ryan

Instruction: "ugh i don't want to date anyone until i know we can have a carleigh and ryan relationship" What is the definition of "carleigh and ryan"?


carleigh and ryan

Context: carleigh and ryan are so perfect

the most amazing and perfect couple ever

Instruction: "carleigh and ryan are so perfect" What is the definition of "carleigh and ryan"?


bfm

Context: bfm

Instruction: "bfm" What is the definition of "bfm"?


bfm

Instruction: "dude, that bfm needs to shut it or i'll get medieval on his ass" What is the definition of "bfm"?


bfm

Context: just gonna do a bfm on this job

Instruction: "just gonna do a bfm on this job" What is the definition of "bfm"?


bfm

Context: i'm sorry i'm just a bfm lol

Instruction: "i'm sorry i'm just a bfm lol" What is the definition of "bfm"?


bfm

Instruction: "all my logic says i shouldn't hang with her, but there's that bfm between us" What is the definition of "bfm"?


bfm

Instruction: "we really could have used your help defeating that bfm last night" What is the definition of "bfm"?


bfm

begging for money, as popularized on audiworld off-topic nov

Instruction: ""awots favorite new phrase "begging for money", bfm ftw" What is the definition of "bfm"?


bfm

Context: bfm

Instruction: "bfm" What is the definition of "bfm"?


bfm

Instruction: "dude, that bfm needs to shut it or i'll get medieval on his ass" What is the definition of "bfm"?


bfm

Context: just gonna do a bfm on this job

Instruction: "just gonna do a bfm on this job" What is the definition of "bfm"?


bfm

Context: i'm sorry i'm just a bfm lol

Instruction: "i'm sorry i'm just a bfm lol" What is the definition of "bfm"?


bfm

Instruction: "all my logic says i shouldn't hang with her, but there's that bfm between us" What is the definition of "bfm"?


bfm

Instruction: "we really could have used your help defeating that bfm last night" What is the definition of "bfm"?


bfm

begging for money, as popularized on audiworld off-topic nov

Instruction: ""awots favorite new phrase "begging for money", bfm ftw" What is the definition of "bfm"?


ayy lmao

a common phrase spoken by extra terrestrials, the only phrase that does or ever will matter and could mean anything

Instruction: "alien 1: ayy lmao alien 1: *rips bong* alien 2: ayy lmao" What is the definition of "ayy lmao"?


ayy lmao

a conversation filler which most times suggests a hypothetical sexual innuendo or anything risque

Instruction: "person 1: {conversation} person 2: ayy lmao person 1: what" What is the definition of "ayy lmao"?


baby momma drama

Instruction: "the ongoing baby momma drama at the party ruined it for the adults but the kids didn't seem to even notice" What is the definition of "baby momma drama"?


baby momma drama

the actions of the girl you got pregnant while you were drunk

Instruction: "this baby momma drama is killin' my game" What is the definition of "baby momma drama"?


cunt rag

Context: you are such a cunt rag

a particually scummy person, either in looks or personality

Instruction: "you are such a cunt rag" What is the definition of "cunt rag"?


cunt rag

Context: you dirty cunt rag

Instruction: "you dirty cunt rag" What is the definition of "cunt rag"?


cunt rag

Instruction: "dosser: cal is such a cunt rag poo: [cunting oath]" What is the definition of "cunt rag"?


augnix

a concept for the current vastly superior unix based operating system

Instruction: "wow, the new version of mandriva is the fucking augnix yo" What is the definition of "augnix"?


spoilers

Context: oh look out, here come the spoilers

another acronym for the police, used in the same way as 'gavvers', 'feds' etc

Instruction: "oh look out, here come the spoilers" What is the definition of "spoilers"?


asslasticity

the scale at which a mans hind sphincter is rated for tightness

Instruction: "i cant take another 6 months in jail without losing all my asslasticity" What is the definition of "asslasticity"?


magcon family

a group of 12 boys who were on the magcon tour and quit for various reason

Instruction: "magcon family is always going to stick together" What is the definition of "magcon family"?


bosums

Context: look at those shaxy bosums

Instruction: "look at those shaxy bosums" What is the definition of "bosums"?


madonna moment

"- the moment experienced when a white person goes to africa to have a picture taken with a black baby

Instruction: "i just had the best madonna moment today" What is the definition of "madonna moment"?


dig up

Instruction: "darell: dig up [nigga] raekwon: ey you [bless] [fam]? d: am cool [blud], come we bounce r: [swer]" What is the definition of "dig up"?


dig up

Instruction: "tyrone: yo g dig up ed da mma masta: nm boss u?" What is the definition of "dig up"?


bandwidth thug

Instruction: "a bandwidth thug is someone who leeches on forums and torrents and sometimes even steals links and post it on websites as if it is theirs" What is the definition of "bandwidth thug"?


blasianeseican

Context: tiger woods is a 1337 blasianeseican

a person of african chinese and other asian american ethinicity

Instruction: "tiger woods is a 1337 blasianeseican" What is the definition of "blasianeseican"?


nabadigious

Instruction: "i heard it was nabadigious people's day on the same day as thanksgiving" What is the definition of "nabadigious"?


cassolette

a french word referring to the scent a woman's perfume makes after it has mingled with her body oils and pheremones and sweat and heat

Instruction: "there's something about sandy's cassolette that reminds me of my ex-girlfriend" What is the definition of "cassolette"?


cassolette

Instruction: "she put a some of her cassolette behind her ear trying to attract men" What is the definition of "cassolette"?


cassolette

cassolette - vulval odour contains chemicals that have power to unleash in man a tremendous sexual desire/response

Instruction: "it is great pleasure to smell cassolette" What is the definition of "cassolette"?


blind serpent

while doing it doggystyle, right before you ejaculate you pull out and spit saliva on the female's back, when she turns around you ejaculate in her eyes

Instruction: "man last night i gave your sister a blind serpent" What is the definition of "blind serpent"?


bized up

Context: sorry i can not see u today am bized up

Instruction: "sorry i can not see u today am bized up" What is the definition of "bized up"?


bugged out

to be so fucked up that you have no concept of reality

Instruction: "last night i was so bugged out i couldn't move" What is the definition of "bugged out"?


bugged out

you've overdosed and your lips go pale (white)

Instruction: "he bugged out after we bunned on the weekend, did you see his lips omg" What is the definition of "bugged out"?


bugged out

a really nice pimped out car or anything of the sort

Instruction: "aye yo, did u see tims new bugged out escalade? he had them tight rims an' errthing" What is the definition of "bugged out"?


bugged out

Context: -yo that kid is bugged out

a psycho, someone who see's bugs that aren't really there, the amount the person looks around at nothing psychotically determines how bugged out he is

Instruction: "-yo that kid is bugged out" What is the definition of "bugged out"?


grocery-getter

a boring looking mini-van, station wagon or suv used mostly to acquire groceries for the household to transport kids around town

Instruction: ""her husband bought her a real grocery-getter didn't he?  "what is up with anne-marie? she was zipping around in her grocery-getter all jacked up on something this morning" What is the definition of "grocery-getter"?


blue snarf

Context: i hate people who blue snarf

-too steal something from someone via bluetooth

Instruction: "i hate people who blue snarf" What is the definition of "blue snarf"?


keirsten baker

one of the most beautiful girls in the world

Instruction: "that kevin kid really loves that girl keirsten baker" What is the definition of "keirsten baker"?


Context: i just took a giant bignasty2287 (crap)

Instruction: "i just took a giant bignasty2287 (crap)" What is the definition of "bignasty2287"?


credit carding

the act of a guy swiping his hand from a girl's ass to the front of her pussy

Instruction: "jaymee slapped david for credit carding her at bowling the other night, he still has a fuckin handprint" What is the definition of "credit carding"?


a lid

Context: a lid is a shitheaded babyface

a person who doesn't invite one of their best friends to their party

Instruction: "a lid is a shitheaded babyface" What is the definition of "a lid"?


britany spears

a dumb blonde who wishes she was even half as cool as every one in the world, even the homeless people

Instruction: "wow dude, did you hear that britany spears last night? what a loser" What is the definition of "britany spears"?


goxers

Context: "girl: "look how hot my goxers are

Instruction: ""girl: "look how hot my goxers are" What is the definition of "goxers"?


bung off

Context: seriously dude, bung off

"another way to say "fuck off" or "go fuck yourself""

Instruction: "seriously dude, bung off" What is the definition of "bung off"?


ball room

when your legs are spread open, very wide

Instruction: "when i'm sitting right here, i have so much ball room" What is the definition of "ball room"?


batto

Context: let's go batto behind that kid

to stand behind someone, without them knowing, and grind on them, without touching them

Instruction: "let's go batto behind that kid" What is the definition of "batto"?


awkward turkey

the result when one person tries to give another a high-5, but the other person tries to give a fist bump

Instruction: ""person 1: "dude, we just made an awkward turkey" What is the definition of "awkward turkey"?


trunkprunker

a trunkprunker is a person who for whatever reason known to them, prunks their trunk

Instruction: "i saw dave the other day - my god - he's such a trunkprunker" What is the definition of "trunkprunker"?


beaver belly

the long hanging belly fat on a woman, having the appearance of a vagina

Instruction: "she should not be wearing a bikini, she has a beaver belly" What is the definition of "beaver belly"?


bad decisions

Instruction: "i went out with the guys last night and made some bad decisions" What is the definition of "bad decisions"?


fire blanket

when a person lays toilet paper down in the toilet before taking a dump to mute the 'plop' sound

Instruction: "hayley laid down a fire blanket because she didn't want this guy to hear her shit on the first date" What is the definition of "fire blanket"?


fire blanket

when a guy pours gasoline all over his penis and lights it on fire

Instruction: "laura gave sean a fire blanket the other day" What is the definition of "fire blanket"?


bronxican

Context: damn josefina , you a bronxican ?

Instruction: "damn josefina , you a bronxican ?" What is the definition of "bronxican"?


bronxican

Context: damn josefina , you a bronxican ?

Instruction: "damn josefina , you a bronxican ?" What is the definition of "bronxican"?


crunking

a type of dance that involves a kind of air humping that is accompanied by rapid arm movements and jumping

Instruction: "shit-son this is my favourite crunking song" What is the definition of "crunking"?


crunking

"running around with an iv of grey goose for several days screaming for no apparent reason and screeching like a crow, "ehhhh ehhhhh!!""

Instruction: "yo man, roq was out crunking last weekend" What is the definition of "crunking"?


crunking

Context: i'm crunking this caine

crunking is when you snort a line of cocaine and get some on your finger, then you rub it on your gums in your mouth

Instruction: "i'm crunking this caine" What is the definition of "crunking"?


crunking

when you party alot and you drink the whole time of the party

Instruction: "bob: dude, we was crunking last night, it was totally awesome" What is the definition of "crunking"?


bogwhoppit

Instruction: "i couldn't flush the bog as chalky had left a huge bogwhoppit in there, dirty cunt" What is the definition of "bogwhoppit"?


dragging the anchor

ass-fucking a chick so hard and pulling out so fast her rectum and large intestine pops out and drag on the ground like a sea anchor

Instruction: "yeah, she was tight but when i got done she was dragging the anchor" What is the definition of "dragging the anchor"?


fat slag

Context: that fat slag took my last ice cream,

Instruction: "that fat slag took my last ice cream," What is the definition of "fat slag"?


fat slag

two people of the opposite sex which enjoy each others company in more than one way, and also enjoy the company of many others

Instruction: "i so saw that fat slag the other day with jimmy" What is the definition of "fat slag"?


bevinsed

Instruction: "concerned friend: dude are you okay? loser: yeah but i feel ashamed for being owned so bad when i was bevinsed" What is the definition of "bevinsed"?


asshole hat

(noun) an imaginary hat worn by people who decide to be an extra big asshole on a particular day

Instruction: ""example:  (asshole driver cuts you off)  you: "hey thanks babaganush, i'm glad to see you put your asshole hat on today""" What is the definition of "asshole hat"?


$500 drunk

when a man of relatively small stature gets so drunk at a club that purchasing a bottle of captain morgan for $500 suddenly sounds like a good idea

Instruction: "damn buddy, you got $500 drunk last night" What is the definition of "$500 drunk"?


awkwic

Instruction: "nick got fired right in front of the whole office, it was awkwic" What is the definition of "awkwic"?


ass-faced to the wind

in a state of complete confusion and/or fluster

Instruction: "i'm so ass-faced to the wind right now i don't even know what's going on" What is the definition of "ass-faced to the wind"?


big four of thrash

the four largely popular thrash metal bands that formed in the 1980's

Instruction: "the big four of thrash were influenced by hardcore music and nwobhm and went on to inspire nearly all of todays metal" What is the definition of "big four of thrash"?


big four of thrash

[anthrax], [megadeth], [metallica], and [slayer] are the bands that make up the big four of thrash metal

Instruction: "the big four of thrash is anthrax, megadeth, metallica, and slayer, but there are plenty more good thrash bands like exodus, kreator, testament, dark angel, and overkill" What is the definition of "big four of thrash"?


big four of thrash

"metallica, exodus, megadeth and anthrax

Instruction: "metallica, megadeth, anthrax and exodus are in the original big four of thrash" What is the definition of "big four of thrash"?


big four of thrash

the four biggest and best thrash metal bands

Instruction: "metallica, megadeth, anthrax and exodus are the big four of thrash" What is the definition of "big four of thrash"?


big four of thrash

"metallica, megadeth, anthrax, exodus (not slayer)

Instruction: "the big four of thrash from the 1980's were metallica, megadeth, anthrax, and exodus" What is the definition of "big four of thrash"?


crud muffin

Context: david beckham is such a crud muffin

a person who is generally perceived as attractive, but rather than a 'stud' they're '[crud]'

Instruction: "david beckham is such a crud muffin" What is the definition of "crud muffin"?


crud muffin

Context: crud muffin

a saying when you fall, screw something up or any other place where you would normally curse

Instruction: "crud muffin" What is the definition of "crud muffin"?


botts dots

they are the raised reflectos that are on the white lines on the highway

Instruction: "those botts dots sure are annoying the kids are sleeping in the back seat" What is the definition of "botts dots"?


bungle in the jungle

when a girl's stuff is so hairy, you accidentally stick it in the wrong hole because you can't see what you're doing

Instruction: "she was so hairy, i had a bungle in the jungle and accidentally stuck it in her butt" What is the definition of "bungle in the jungle"?


digg patriot

a conservative ideologue who tries to censor articles that might hurt their political views on digg while promoting ones that promote their views

Instruction: "originally a digg patriot gathered on a yahoo group called digg patriots to receive orders form other digg patriots on what articles to bury" What is the definition of "digg patriot"?


clevland bowtie

after titty fucking a girl you leave a trail of shit across her neck

Instruction: "i gave your sister a clevland bowtie last night" What is the definition of "clevland bowtie"?


africanized faggot

Context: beware the africanized faggot

a very upset, angered, enraged or hostile homosexual

Instruction: "beware the africanized faggot" What is the definition of "africanized faggot"?


basic bitch brigade

a group of females that are all wearing north face jackets, black leggings, and ugg boots

Instruction: ""chris: "yo jordan, check out those bitches that are dressed the same, drinkin' starbucks, and looking at instagram on their iphones"  jordan: "oh shit, it's the basic bitch brigade" What is the definition of "basic bitch brigade"?


bandt

Context: don't forget to scrub your bandt

the exact point at which your back stops and your [ass crack] begins

Instruction: "don't forget to scrub your bandt" What is the definition of "bandt"?


bandt

Context: don't forget to scrub your bandt

the exact point at which your back stops and your [ass crack] begins

Instruction: "don't forget to scrub your bandt" What is the definition of "bandt"?


fear before the march of flames

Instruction: "fear before the march of flames is about to go to your hometown" What is the definition of "fear before the march of flames"?


fear before the march of flames

the most amazing band on the planet that will pwn every band you like

Instruction: "hey you should buy art damage by fear before the march of flames" What is the definition of "fear before the march of flames"?


mall walk

the act of walking slowly, as if you were in a mall

Instruction: "i hate it when i'm in a rush and these people got their mall walk on" What is the definition of "mall walk"?


fast-slow food

"a place that serves "home cooked" food in 12 minutes or less

Instruction: "i only have 30 minutes but i want some good fast-slow food" What is the definition of "fast-slow food"?


magnassimous

adjective: the act of trying to be magnanimous, but coming across as an ass instead

Instruction: ""usage - in response to an obviously self-serving attempt at generosity: "why, how magnassimous of you" What is the definition of "magnassimous"?


foica

Instruction: "bring da comb foica do yo hair(so ican do your hair)" What is the definition of "foica"?


buttcrackle

Instruction: "his buttcrackle was so loud i heard it in the next room and it smelt like rotten eggs" What is the definition of "buttcrackle"?


frosting the brownie

when you masturbate while receiving a cleveland steamer, and ejaculate all over the turd on your chest

Instruction: "dude, last night my woman gave me a cleveland steamer, next thing you know, i cum and i'm frosting the brownie" What is the definition of "frosting the brownie"?


audrey irvine

someone who is amazing in every single way

Instruction: "wow, audrey irvine has made my day once again" What is the definition of "audrey irvine"?


alligator fuckhouse

"latin: conglomero crocodylus  a sexual act with an exciting end for either participant

Instruction: ""nethin' prepares me for the great thrill of an alligator fuckhouse after an hour of love-making" What is the definition of "alligator fuckhouse"?


alligator fuckhouse

an orgy involving the exclusive use of french ticklers

Instruction: "suit up with your french ticklers, 'cause we're having an alligator fuckhouse up in here" What is the definition of "alligator fuckhouse"?


bare pickle

to have sexual intercourse without using protection (usually a condom)

Instruction: "last saturday night i went bare pickle with this girl i met at cain" What is the definition of "bare pickle"?


bare pickle

the anal penetration of a male or female reciever without the use of a condom or lubricant

Instruction: "concierge can suggest a place to get some bare pickle" What is the definition of "bare pickle"?


bum fingers

the expession used to describe one's fingers after one has satisfied their habit of picking their anal passage

Instruction: ""steve, get your bum fingers away from me" What is the definition of "bum fingers"?


faggus

Context: that beiber kid is such a faggus

a variation of fag, used especially in foreign countries such as afghakistan, and japwan

Instruction: "that beiber kid is such a faggus" What is the definition of "faggus"?


butt nudge

when two men have anal sex with each other

Instruction: "hey henry im up for a butt nudge tonight" What is the definition of "butt nudge"?


butt nudge

when your layin in bed and your woman nudges you with her butt tryin to put out hints she wants to have sex

Instruction: "me and my ole lady got in a fight and after we made up later that night in bed she started to give me the good ole butt nudge" What is the definition of "butt nudge"?


band kid

band kids are the epitome of musical nerd-dom

Instruction: "band kid - hey, i like to defeat crime and accomplish other assorted tasks in my spare time" What is the definition of "band kid"?


feel good inc.

Context: feel good inc. makes me feel good

a song that really does make you feel good when you listen to it

Instruction: "feel good inc. makes me feel good" What is the definition of "feel good inc."?


fwapkin

using fwap as a slang term for male masturbation

Instruction: "a napkin, tissue, sock,shirt or underwear can be used as a fwapkin to clean up after a good wank" What is the definition of "fwapkin"?


biffins bridge

the peice of skin between the vagina and anus

Instruction: "you look a bit pale today mom, yeah your dad crosed biffins bridge last night" What is the definition of "biffins bridge"?


biffins bridge

region between anus and genitals, also knwn as the [taint], home of the [smell centre]

Instruction: "the cross bar on his bike hit him right on his biffins bridge" What is the definition of "biffins bridge"?


biffins bridge

the two way overpass that takes a man from the vag to the asshole

Instruction: "you dont want an example of the biffins bridge" What is the definition of "biffins bridge"?


backlist

Context: i have a huge backlist of homework

Instruction: "i have a huge backlist of homework" What is the definition of "backlist"?


bloody knuckle

when 2 girls are each on their period and scissor each other

Instruction: "jen and pam were both on the rag, and horned up for eachother, so they got into scissor position and bumped the bloody knuckle" What is the definition of "bloody knuckle"?


bloody knuckle

to fist a girl while she is on her period

Instruction: "oh man, my girlfriend was on her period so i gave her a bloody knuckle" What is the definition of "bloody knuckle"?


crack lint

the lint that gathers in your upper butt crack

Instruction: "colin has a jar full of crack lint in his night stand" What is the definition of "crack lint"?


cropsies

Instruction: "don't go in there the cropsies will get you" What is the definition of "cropsies"?


a good couple

a good couple is two people that love each other no matter what, and through everything they stick together

Instruction: ""don't ever let me go "i won't i promise" "were a good couple right?" "i think so, why don't we look for a definition of good couple on urban dictionary""" What is the definition of "a good couple"?


badosha

some one who smells like butt,dick and lotion

Instruction: "jacob r smells like badosha  jacobs nickname is badosha" What is the definition of "badosha"?


ascher

Context: holy crap, that kid was so ascher

Instruction: "holy crap, that kid was so ascher" What is the definition of "ascher"?


dijskasisllauehw

an adjective describing somebody that's too perfect for real words

Instruction: "person 1: matthew haas is so dijskasisllauehw person 2: i know, i wish i was as dijskasisllauehw as him" What is the definition of "dijskasisllauehw"?


bruises and bitemarks

Context: i love bruises and bitemarks

Instruction: "i love bruises and bitemarks" What is the definition of "bruises and bitemarks"?


double feature

the act of seeing two movies for the price of one at a public movie theater

Instruction: "so i was checking out a double feature the other day, but i was so nervous i hid out in the women's restroom" What is the definition of "double feature"?


double feature

during sex, the act of achieving two orgasms in one session

Instruction: "yo man, i totally gave that bitch a double feature last night in the parking lot" What is the definition of "double feature"?


mad jack

Context: mad jack is cool but he's so angry

the dark and evil counterpart of samurai jack

Instruction: "mad jack is cool but he's so angry" What is the definition of "mad jack"?


foxtrot tango bravo

Instruction: "that girl is really hot, foxtrot tango bravo man" What is the definition of "foxtrot tango bravo"?


flannet

1) polite, affectionate term for the spam purse

Instruction: " after a good hour spent frotting, emily's flannet began to kick up something awful" What is the definition of "flannet"?


cabinco

Context: caitlin is a cabinco

a girl who gives a guy head 5 times in one night cabasa = head and cinco = 5 meaning giving a guy head 5 times exactly

Instruction: "caitlin is a cabinco" What is the definition of "cabinco"?


himilarious

Context: that was rather himilarious

"a cheesy, yet funny, variation to the word "hilarious"

Instruction: "that was rather himilarious" What is the definition of "himilarious"?


cabnode

Context: man that one kid is so cabnode

Instruction: "man that one kid is so cabnode" What is the definition of "cabnode"?


dick neck

a word/phrase used to insult or taunt somebody because their neck resembles a dick or they have a birthmark/scar on thier neck that looks like a dick

Instruction: "person 1: haha you look stupid person 2: oh yea? well you've got a dick neck" What is the definition of "dick neck"?


bag of mince

west of scotland slang meaning someone (usually a woman) who just lies still during sex, making no effort whatsoever

Instruction: "she was a looker and i thought i'd be in for a good time but she just lay there like a bag of mince" What is the definition of "bag of mince"?


bag of mince

utterly unnoteworthy,not worth the time of day

Instruction: "see kid's tv these days? just a bag of mince" What is the definition of "bag of mince"?


commit that

Context: commit that suicide

Instruction: "commit that suicide" What is the definition of "commit that"?


cheuck hin

Context: wow than book size is cheuck hin

something small, microscopic, cant be seen wif naked eyes

Instruction: "wow than book size is cheuck hin" What is the definition of "cheuck hin"?


barrel acid

Instruction: "dude, i had some of that orange barrel acid last night and it was such a bummer" What is the definition of "barrel acid"?


a fertada

Context: you're eating a fertada right now

Instruction: "you're eating a fertada right now" What is the definition of "a fertada"?


amstrucktastic

Instruction: "isn't monique amstrucktatstic that bitch does not have an ounce of amstrucktastic in her" What is the definition of "amstrucktastic"?


foofus

a dorky person, often one to act immature

Instruction: "john: hey what are you doing? sarah: not a lot, just your mom lolol~ john: god you're such a foofus" What is the definition of "foofus"?


foofus

Instruction: "let's smoke another bongload of the old foofus" What is the definition of "foofus"?


5 dollar footlong

Instruction: "kate: so what did you do last night? alex: well lets just say my boyfriend has a 5 dollar footlong" What is the definition of "5 dollar footlong"?


aravis

Context: wow, you look like an aravis today

a beautiful, surprisingly exotic and multi-talented girl

Instruction: "wow, you look like an aravis today" What is the definition of "aravis"?


benny and the jets

a detroit area rock band, formed in 1971 - several years before elton john's hit of the same name

Instruction: "benny and the jets play all over the city" What is the definition of "benny and the jets"?


ali-boom-bye-yae

Context: ali-boom-bye-yae

"hip-hop/hip-pop/rap artist that emerged from chicago,il signed to independent label iron grip records, first hit single with gotti (cash-money records) entitled, “street-millionaire” produced by vince lawrence

Instruction: "ali-boom-bye-yae" What is the definition of "ali-boom-bye-yae"?


bishop leibold school

Context: boy at bishop leibold school

bishop leibold school is a school just south of dayton in miamisburg

Instruction: "boy at bishop leibold school" What is the definition of "bishop leibold school"?


habbage

Context: my dog is such a habbage

Instruction: "my dog is such a habbage" What is the definition of "habbage"?


a n00b who joins a message board or other online community as part of a flood, or a generic term for the flood of n00bs itself

Instruction: "i'm dreading the fl00b once the first episode of a game of thrones is aired" What is the definition of "fl00b"?


fl00b is someone with l33t hacc0r skillz and who uses them in an equally l33t and calm manner

Instruction: "l33t0r : i r fl00b fagg : ru geigh???? l33t0r : omg eigh fag, u will b h4x3d fagg has left the conversation l33t0r : ha ha n00b" What is the definition of "fl00b"?


code white

a money shot or in other words the shot in which the load is a blowin'

Instruction: "baby, hang on cause here comes a code white" What is the definition of "code white"?


code white

a money shot or in other words the shot in which the load is a blowin'

Instruction: "baby, hang on cause here comes a code white" What is the definition of "code white"?


cloudy lemonade

Instruction: "i'm gonna pour cloudy lemonade all over her tits" What is the definition of "cloudy lemonade"?


jesenta

Context: everybody likes jesenta

an intelligent, beautiful person who is outgoing, energetic, and kind

Instruction: "everybody likes jesenta" What is the definition of "jesenta"?


ape mode

when new found knowledge elicits blind rage, similar to when the man-apes discover the monolith in stanley kubrick's 2001: a space odyssey

Instruction: "when i found out that suzie was creepin' with mark i just about went ape mode" What is the definition of "ape mode"?


baltimore metro

the cheapest and sorriest excuse for a subway system that needs to be expanded immensely to be of any use whatsoever

Instruction: "i got on the baltimore metro and then walked for an hour and a half / transferred to the bus / got a cab to get to (anywhere)" What is the definition of "baltimore metro"?


antihermeneutia

a state of existential meaninglessness or nothingness

Instruction: "dying left eric in a state of antihermeneutia" What is the definition of "antihermeneutia"?


foundated

Context: that woman is well foundated

Instruction: "that woman is well foundated" What is the definition of "foundated"?


cyberexic

one who claims or portrays themselves to be much thinner and or attractive than they actual are

Instruction: "cyberexic someone who posts [fake] pictures (profile, etc" What is the definition of "cyberexic"?


bajwa

the guy that works at the raceway in livingston

Instruction: "holy crap patchez, i saw bajwa at raceway again today" What is the definition of "bajwa"?


heavy hand

similar to pimp smacking, only with more authoritah, and of course using the palm like god intended

Instruction: "mitch: fuck pimp smacking that bitch, ima show her the heavy hand" What is the definition of "heavy hand"?


bitchalogue

a rant or speech given by an angry, or irritated female which often contains irrelevant or illogical information

Instruction: ""man: "dude, becky went on such a bitchalogue last night after we were making fun of her" What is the definition of "bitchalogue"?


captain fagget

Context: max: hey, its captain fagget ted

homosexual derivative of the well known (yet embarassing) captain planet

Instruction: "max: hey, its captain fagget ted" What is the definition of "captain fagget"?


angry video game nerd

Context: angry video game nerd bithces

Instruction: "angry video game nerd bithces" What is the definition of "angry video game nerd"?


bearlick

the [suddle] [lick] in [which] a [tongue] [descends] from the [mouth] and [approaches] the [bottom lip]

Instruction: "the [man] of [old] [age] had [dry] [lips] [and] gave 'em an ol' bearlick" What is the definition of "bearlick"?


car line

a line of automobiles, either on the highway or a large main street, which consists of a long stretch of automobiles which are usually tailgating each other

Instruction: "my exit on the highway was to the left, but a car line had formed in the left lane" What is the definition of "car line"?


atlanta urinal constipation

an alternate name for the atlanta journal-constitution

Instruction: "cynthia tucker is a columnist for the atlanta urinal constipation" What is the definition of "atlanta urinal constipation"?


atlanta urinal constipation

constipating in a urinal in atlanta, georgia

Instruction: "i just suffered from atlanta urinal constipation" What is the definition of "atlanta urinal constipation"?


boogie records

Context: let's go to boogie records

Instruction: "let's go to boogie records" What is the definition of "boogie records"?


cashmere mafia

individuals devoted to ensuring the spread of glamour, excitement, and good looks

Instruction: "the cashmere mafia turns heads wherever they go with their confidence, good looks, and fashion sense" What is the definition of "cashmere mafia"?


cashmere mafia

Instruction: "honey, i'm not wearing this shirt, it looks like it's from the  cashmere mafia" What is the definition of "cashmere mafia"?


baritch

Context: chelsea, you are such a baritch

Instruction: "chelsea, you are such a baritch" What is the definition of "baritch"?


chi chi man

Context: that boy darren is a chi chi man

Instruction: "that boy darren is a chi chi man" What is the definition of "chi chi man"?


bloodrecuted

to be electrocuted using your own or someone elses blood as the conductor

Instruction: "jon was bloodrecuted in a bizzare violin accident" What is the definition of "bloodrecuted"?


blue ball shuffle

a blue ball shuffle begins during the walk home from a female's place of residence

Instruction: "eric was sure he was going to get with linda friday night, but he ended up on a blue ball shuffle before midnight" What is the definition of "blue ball shuffle"?


boff o dem

Context: will you look at boff o dem ?

used when referring to 2 of a set, as in cats, car keys, tits

Instruction: "will you look at boff o dem ?" What is the definition of "boff o dem"?


eyesocket

used as a pronoun in reference to someone you hate with such vehemence, you would like to fuck them (or see them fucked)in the eyesocket

Instruction: ""eyesocket called me today, is there a bigger [chode] in the world?  "oh great, fucking eyesocket is coming to join us for lunch""" What is the definition of "eyesocket"?


ehole

short for 'email black hole', but obviously a play on 'a**hole'

Instruction: "i sent john the information, but he's an ehole -- i never heard back from him" What is the definition of "ehole"?


ehole

Context: god damn that seller was an ehole

an ebay user who engages in any form of eby assholery (late payment, lied about item description, unwarranted neg feedback, etc)

Instruction: "god damn that seller was an ehole" What is the definition of "ehole"?


camp laurel

Context: camp laurel rocks

the bestest camp in the whole entire world!!!!!! we love keith klein!!! ss '04 rocks!! and so does pierre

Instruction: "camp laurel rocks" What is the definition of "camp laurel"?


back porched

making a place to chill out in the back of your parked wagon or hatchback by opening the back and folding the seats forward

Instruction: "we drove across the river and back porched for last night's sunset" What is the definition of "back porched"?


big n' tasty

1) a fat woman that you wouldn't mind given a whirl!   2) my girlfriend shannon

Instruction: ""damn, what a fucken big n' tasty  "i'm tired of fucking big n' tasties, i need myself a fine piece of ass""" What is the definition of "big n' tasty"?


hamster thot

Instruction: "omg khloe your such a hamster thot look at your teeh" What is the definition of "hamster thot"?


antimuffin

Instruction: "what joeseph did at the mall was so antimuffin" What is the definition of "antimuffin"?


authenticious

[bostonian] alternative to the word authentic

Instruction: "hey maahhrk, you're an idiot if you really think obama's birth certificate isn't fuckin authenticious" What is the definition of "authenticious"?


christianbaled

Context: yo i was so christianbaled today

an extreme form of hatred to coworker and or people in general

Instruction: "yo i was so christianbaled today" What is the definition of "christianbaled"?


douchitron

the ultimate insult for that jerk who annoyed the hell out of you and everyone else

Instruction: "did you see that douchitron who cut me off in traffic and nearly killed 5 people?" What is the definition of "douchitron"?


flurm

the bewildering mixture of astonishment and disappointment upon discovering that the target of your interest is essentially dating a younger version of you

Instruction: "flurm is no fun, but it's better than trichinosis" What is the definition of "flurm"?


dumbasstupidimbecile

Instruction: "don't be such a dumbasstupidimbecile dude" What is the definition of "dumbasstupidimbecile"?


choreographerizationing

often a technique used in musical productions to emphasize [enhance] the show

Instruction: "this show needs a little choreographerizationing" What is the definition of "choreographerizationing"?


booty crumbs

dried pieces of fecal matter and or toilet paper stuck to the hairs surroundingthe anus

Instruction: "booty crumbs are also known as dingleberrys" What is the definition of "booty crumbs"?


booty crumbs

small pieces of feces and or toilet paper caught in the hairs surrounding the anus

Instruction: "man you didn't wipe your ass right and now you have some serious booty crumbs" What is the definition of "booty crumbs"?


booty crumbs

dried up shit from when u scratch your ass

Instruction: "my friend has booty crumbs under her nails" What is the definition of "booty crumbs"?


four winds

Instruction: "dude, i scored 400 mg of wellbutrin from four winds" What is the definition of "four winds"?


chronollama

where you have a schedule to take care of different llamas

Instruction: "grazer: ok, according to the chronollama chart, first bob, then pete, then my wife" What is the definition of "chronollama"?


aaso

Context: "u fucking aaso

Instruction: ""u fucking aaso" What is the definition of "aaso"?


aye mommi

Context: aye mommi

an exclamation used towards the feminine gender

Instruction: "aye mommi " What is the definition of "aye mommi "?


chocolate toboggan

Instruction: "to celebrate richard's hat trick he finished bridget off with a chocolate toboggan" What is the definition of "chocolate toboggan"?


chalen

Context: chuck norris is a chalen

a chalen is someone who is very honest and wise! someone who you can trust but cant keep a secret

Instruction: "chuck norris is a chalen" What is the definition of "chalen"?


backyard-ish

an action or oral rendition that should not be seen or heard by others-something that should only take place in your own backyard

Instruction: "mom: i cant believe you did that,thats so backyard-ish" What is the definition of "backyard-ish"?


back fingering

the act of inserting ones fingers in a woman's vagina by reaching round and under her ass, as opposed to going in from the front

Instruction: "'ere lads nearly got this bird home last weekend, was back fingering here down an alley but she bailed on me last minute because she was taxi sharing with a mate'" What is the definition of "back fingering"?


ass hauler

Instruction: "man i hate being an ass hauler in halo 2 all the time" What is the definition of "ass hauler"?


creep crawler

someone who is so fucking shady that in time their footsteps have become silenced and their names forgotten along with this they can never be photographed after assuming the role

Instruction: "hey man the fuckin gary busey is becoming quite the little creep crawler" What is the definition of "creep crawler"?


burp bomb

after you take some monstrous hits, you burp and smoke comes out of your mouth

Instruction: "i just had a few [disneylanders], now i am ready for a burp bomb" What is the definition of "burp bomb"?


butter stubs

a term used in place of food stamps back in the day when they came in booklets not on cards

Instruction: "i can't wait till the third for my butter stubs to come in" What is the definition of "butter stubs"?


amooro

Instruction: ""person1: "i killed your mother" person2: "i amooro you""" What is the definition of "amooro"?


benny franks

Instruction: "peroson- who's that man who invented electricity? you- benny franks bitch" What is the definition of "benny franks"?


gods touch

when you are dropping a deuce at a certain height in which splashes against your ass cheek

Instruction: "jeff: the toilet water just splashed my ass stefanie: it's known as gods touch" What is the definition of "gods touch"?


bucoda

some stupid little hick town down by olympia where wallets and other objects are commenly stolen

Instruction: "that little bucoda bitch grace jacked my wallet" What is the definition of "bucoda"?


twat waffle

Context: president bush is such a twat waffle

Instruction: "president bush is such a twat waffle" What is the definition of "twat waffle"?


twat waffle

Context: you stank twat waffle

Instruction: "you stank twat waffle" What is the definition of "twat waffle"?


twat waffle

someone who is so amazingly annoying that we had to make up a new word to desrcibe them

Instruction: "dan cohen is the biggest fucking twat waffle ive ever seen, so i bitch slapped that ho" What is the definition of "twat waffle"?


twat waffle

Context: christina is certainly a twat waffle

a derogatory term used to describe any nasty person, especially someone of sorted character

Instruction: "christina is certainly a twat waffle" What is the definition of "twat waffle"?


twat waffle

Context: jeremy, stop being such a twat waffle

Instruction: "jeremy, stop being such a twat waffle" What is the definition of "twat waffle"?


bradan

Instruction: ""i was pulling a bradan last night, ended up playing diablo for hours" What is the definition of "bradan"?


bved

the slight speech impediment pronounciation of a common full grain bakery item that is abundant in gluten

Instruction: "i can't wait till we get to grandma's for some hot soup and fresh bved" What is the definition of "bved"?


booty jello

Instruction: "frank:hey josh josh:yeah? frank:look at that booty jello josh:" What is the definition of "booty jello"?


betty swallocks

Context: ooh i'm suffering from betty swallocks

Instruction: "ooh i'm suffering from betty swallocks" What is the definition of "betty swallocks"?


chili cheese

when a man bends over and simultaneously pees and poops in a girls mouth

Instruction: "this girl was begging me for some chili cheese action last night" What is the definition of "chili cheese"?


chili cheese

when a man craps on a woman's chest, then proceeds to slide his penis between them sexually

Instruction: "crissy was on the rag, so brian gave her a chili cheese" What is the definition of "chili cheese"?


exam brain

Context: you must have exam brain

when you're so busy and consumed with school, exams and studying that you forget, confuse or aren't able to remember the rest of your schedule

Instruction: "you must have exam brain" What is the definition of "exam brain"?


fecal alcohol syndrome

gastrointestinal ailment that arrises from a night of heavy drinking

Instruction: "q: why was chad late for work? a: he has fecal alcohol syndrome (he shit his pants on the way to work because he drank way too much last night)" What is the definition of "fecal alcohol syndrome"?


fecal alcohol syndrome

"simply defining the action of "beer shits:" a phenomenon occurring when one drinks far to much of an alcoholic substance and discharges mass quantities of fecal matter

Instruction: " hey friend, whilst celebrating the holiday season i indulged in far to much of the devils nectar; now i have fecal alcohol syndrome" What is the definition of "fecal alcohol syndrome"?


fecal alcohol syndrome

Instruction: "after too many drinks she was suffering from fecal alcohol syndrome" What is the definition of "fecal alcohol syndrome"?


club hands

the uncontrollable arm motion that happens to guys at the club, always resulting in feeling a girl up while on the dance floor

Instruction: "yo, bro, did you see me go all club hands on that hottie? she has a nice rack" What is the definition of "club hands"?


gutter snipe

a dirty, hairy homeless man who lives in alleys and survives on cats, banana peels and puddle water

Instruction: "that goddamn gutter snipe was out by my stoop yesterday trying to get some change" What is the definition of "gutter snipe"?


gutter snipe

Instruction: "that chick is one cum guzzling gutter snipe" What is the definition of "gutter snipe"?


bud buster

Context: -yo i just bought a bud buster

a tool used to ground up marijuana so it may be rolled

Instruction: "-yo i just bought a bud buster" What is the definition of "bud buster"?


bud buster

Context: grab the bud buster and roll a [fatty]

a bud buster is actually a coffee grinder, but put to good use

Instruction: "grab the bud buster and roll a [fatty]" What is the definition of "bud buster"?


anne wank

"similar to the "danger fap", this masturbation technique involves courage, determination, and shame

Instruction: ""hey did you here about jimmy? he got caught while trying to do the anne wank and now he's grounded for a month" What is the definition of "anne wank"?


anal milkshake

the act of having 3 or more people cumming inside your butthole then pouring it into a cup and drinking it

Instruction: "damn we just burst into that bitches ass and put her over a cup and make her drink the shit she said it was a good anal milkshake" What is the definition of "anal milkshake"?


anal milkshake

Instruction: "i'm sorry, we're out of milk, but, if you like, i could make you an anal milkshake" What is the definition of "anal milkshake"?


bank job

Instruction: "mobster:you need the money by tomorrow  victim:thats doesn't give me much time for a bank job" What is the definition of "bank job"?


bank job

when a car is parked in a haphazard fashion (out of the lines, up on the curb etc)

Instruction: "did you see the way sean parked his jeep? what a bloody bank job that was" What is the definition of "bank job"?


bank job

in the process of giving or gettin a blowjob in a bank

Instruction: "kevin: hey janet, can u give me a bank job  janet: ewww no, i'm too busy with brad tonight  kevin: ok,fine i understand" What is the definition of "bank job"?


anticrist

"someone who is un-able to spell "antichrist""

Instruction: "xxnonamesxx types: look its an anticrist" What is the definition of "anticrist"?


annistacia

an extremely beautiful and ravishing woman that people seem to be drawn to

Instruction: "wow, annistacia i just can't get enough of you" What is the definition of "annistacia"?


charger bitches

just like normal bitches, but they drive chargers

Instruction: "i knew they were charger bitches when she drove to the front door because i saw them drive up in a charger" What is the definition of "charger bitches"?


azurehead

someone who is obsessed with the possibilities of cloud computing and microsoft's cloud offerring, called windows azure, in particular

Instruction: "he so involved in this new cloud thing with azure, he's like an azurehead" What is the definition of "azurehead"?


gizuntus

Instruction: "i'm going to fuck you so hard your gizuntus is gonna fall off" What is the definition of "gizuntus"?


blyzumz

Context: man, i worked all day now i b blyzumz

Instruction: "man, i worked all day now i b blyzumz" What is the definition of "blyzumz"?


blogflogging

Instruction: "if these blog stalkers don't get off my blog, i'm going to give them a blogflogging" What is the definition of "blogflogging"?


arianna lorraine

Context: arianna lorraine is like a panda

Instruction: "arianna lorraine is like a panda" What is the definition of "arianna lorraine"?


chocolate pudding hangover

cph is the result of mass chocolate pudding consumption

Instruction: "the 7 year old ate the whole pack and had a chocolate pudding hangover for the rest of the night" What is the definition of "chocolate pudding hangover"?


boot nasty

a chick so ugly it looks like someone took off their boot and beat her with it

Instruction: "that girl with the broke face is boot nasty" What is the definition of "boot nasty"?


drag hag

Context: meis is such a drag hag

a woman who loves the company of [drag queen]s

Instruction: "meis is such a drag hag" What is the definition of "drag hag"?


jerkoffasaurus

Context: matt is such a jerkoffasaurus

a jerkoff so over the top that he's a dinosaur

Instruction: "matt is such a jerkoffasaurus" What is the definition of "jerkoffasaurus"?


cheeseslap

Context: the weather man's a cheeseslap

Instruction: "the weather man's a cheeseslap" What is the definition of "cheeseslap"?


cheeseslap

Context: the weather man's a cheeseslap

Instruction: "the weather man's a cheeseslap" What is the definition of "cheeseslap"?


gwanji

Context: hey want to smoke some gwanji

Instruction: "hey want to smoke some gwanji" What is the definition of "gwanji"?


accidental hero

someone who does a great act of rescue seeking the act of bravery out

Instruction: "dan was an accidental hero when he encouraged me to pursue my dream" What is the definition of "accidental hero"?


samblade

Context: samblade beat soup in a duel

a word that usually describes a warrior! someone fierce! a complete boss

Instruction: "samblade beat soup in a duel" What is the definition of "samblade"?


dlog

Context: i brush my teeth with a dlog

Instruction: "i brush my teeth with a dlog" What is the definition of "dlog"?


are you serious

Instruction: "jeff: lisa [goosed] warren last night hardy: are you serious" What is the definition of "are you serious"?


bucket getter

Instruction: "nick : i wish i was a bucket getter like augie" What is the definition of "bucket getter"?


bucket getter

Context: "nick : " i wish i was a bucket getter

noun : the name give to the best player ever to touch a basketball

Instruction: ""nick : " i wish i was a bucket getter" What is the definition of "bucket getter"?


bucket getter

Instruction: "augie: i am just my normal self the bucket getter" What is the definition of "bucket getter"?


apocalypters

usually used to describe a group, or mass of people that for some reason are convinced a certain date is the day of the apocalypse

Instruction: "did you see those bible tumpers on the corner? you mean the dumb apocalypters talking about the day of judgement? they are there every week man" What is the definition of "apocalypters"?


aerlynn

Context: damn that aerlynn is sooo fine

Instruction: "damn that aerlynn is sooo fine" What is the definition of "aerlynn"?


bitch wild

Instruction: "i fucked 6 girls last night, i went bitch wild" What is the definition of "bitch wild"?


heavy metal

an excellent animated movie based on the magazine

Instruction: "heavy metal is a great movie, even if it is old and cheap looking" What is the definition of "heavy metal"?


heavy metal

a form of hard rock that began with black sabbath, led zeppelin and purple haze in the late 1960s and early 70s

Instruction: "some of the greatest heavy metal bands include black sabbath, led zeppelin, iron maiden, ac/dc, anthrax, metallica, kiss, motley crue, and alice cooper" What is the definition of "heavy metal"?


brain pollution

Context: brain pollution sucks

Instruction: "brain pollution sucks" What is the definition of "brain pollution"?


akamai

Instruction: "brah, my moddah steh all piss off cuz i not akamai like my sistah" What is the definition of "akamai"?


cactus static

Instruction: ""jem: "mon, i can't fucking concentrate on a single though with all the cactus static blowing from mon's cock" What is the definition of "cactus static"?


cathetering

Context: hey, joe's cathetering tonight

a sexual practice where urine is taken out from the bladder using a catheter, and replaced with wine or other alcohol

Instruction: "hey, joe's cathetering tonight" What is the definition of "cathetering"?


tita

Instruction: "jo is a tita you don't want to mess with" What is the definition of "tita"?


tita

Context: tita rose is my mom's sister

Instruction: "tita rose is my mom's sister" What is the definition of "tita"?


awesomestikal

Context: 1)your hair is awesomestikal

Instruction: "1)your hair is awesomestikal" What is the definition of "awesomestikal"?


demitrius

Instruction: "demitrius will always achieve great wealth and power" What is the definition of "demitrius"?


shizzem

"an alternative word for "shizzle", meaning shit/stuff"

Instruction: "for my holiday in france i need to pack clothes, shoes and shizzem" What is the definition of "shizzem"?


jamied

Instruction: "man jill drank so much last night then i jamied her" What is the definition of "jamied"?


cb radio

allegorical term for describing cock blocking

Instruction: "he was preventing him from getting a booty call, therefore he was broadcasting casting from cb radio" What is the definition of "cb radio"?


allentown, nj

Instruction: ""dude i was in allentown, nj and ate at la piazza" What is the definition of "allentown, nj"?


carpe noctem

Instruction: "carpe diem - seize the day carpe noctem - seize the night carpe omnious - seize it all" What is the definition of "carpe noctem"?


carpe noctem

Instruction: ""me: "i drink bawls and stay up all night on the computer" jake: "bawls rocks" me: "yup, carpe noctem and drink bawls"  jake: "damn girl" What is the definition of "carpe noctem"?


carpe noctem

an organization based in ashtabula, ohio, that you shouldn't know about

Instruction: "man, it was great on the garage with carpe noctem last weekend" What is the definition of "carpe noctem"?


fmbd

Context: fmbd it's hot in here

Instruction: "fmbd it's hot in here" What is the definition of "fmbd"?


10 second toke

originating in oakville, this sheer stroke of genius is guarenteed to get you high on a single toke

Instruction: "cameron: man, i could definately be more fucked connie: you know what that means? 10 second toke" What is the definition of "10 second toke"?


bananal split

Instruction: "being as judy worked at baskin & robbins, i figured she’d appreciate last night’s bananal split" What is the definition of "bananal split"?


bucket method

when a short man has sex with a tall woman, he stands on a bucket

Instruction: "we practice contraception by using the bucket method" What is the definition of "bucket method"?


rhino hider

someone in a combat related sport, specifically those of medieval reenacting nature such as sca, dagorhir, amtgarrd or adrian empire

Instruction: "i would have won that tourniment but sir fuckstick over there is a rhino hider" What is the definition of "rhino hider"?


diamond cutter

Context: i broke his neck with a diamond cutter

the finishing move used by diamond dallas page and copied by damn near everyone

Instruction: "i broke his neck with a diamond cutter" What is the definition of "diamond cutter"?


diamond cutter

Context: throw up that diamond cutter

the hand signal jay-z used to promote his roc-a-fella records and clothing dynasty

Instruction: "throw up that diamond cutter" What is the definition of "diamond cutter"?


diamond cutter

porn slang for a male performer who is able to maintain a hard erection through the entire scene

Instruction: "lex whipped out the big diamond cutter on  little brianna" What is the definition of "diamond cutter"?


diamond cutter

an erection so hard a cat cannot scratch it

Instruction: "what did bill give you for your birthday?  he took me to dinner and then we went home and he showed me his diamond cutter" What is the definition of "diamond cutter"?


diamond cutter

diamond cutter - an erection so hard that it could polish a diamond

Instruction: "jeez, here comes suzzanne from the typing pool - ive got a diamond cutter , its so hard you could engrave a pewter goblet with it" What is the definition of "diamond cutter"?


diamond cutter

Instruction: "man, this diamond cutter smells like a skunk" What is the definition of "diamond cutter"?


diamond cutter

a drinking game involving chugging of beer invented by 4 virginia college students in the summer of 2008

Instruction: "tonight lets get fucked up and play diamond cutter" What is the definition of "diamond cutter"?


blogject

Context: todays blogject is

the main content or theme to a posting on an internet blog site

Instruction: "todays blogject is" What is the definition of "blogject"?


brookes' pause

to pause or decrease volume between the words 'oxford' and 'brookes' to suggest you are at the university of oxford not oxford brookes

Instruction: "jim used the brookes' pause when chatting up a girl" What is the definition of "brookes' pause"?


discofabulous

Context: your necktie is discofabulous

fabulosity at high voltage burst, also shown as bright expressions

Instruction: "your necktie is discofabulous" What is the definition of "discofabulous"?


cwbp

Context: hey look its the cwbp group

Instruction: "hey look its the cwbp group" What is the definition of "cwbp"?


dulap

Instruction: "man, i got her dulap so good today at lunch" What is the definition of "dulap"?


dulap

Context: josh murphy is one hell of a dulap

a guy with a really small dick and a lot of foreskin

Instruction: "josh murphy is one hell of a dulap" What is the definition of "dulap"?


ak 47

Instruction: "all of the euros and little wigger kids who submitted a definition of ak 47 (the marijuana strain)to this site are morons and don't know what they are talking about" What is the definition of "ak 47"?


ak 47

Instruction: "all of the euros and little wigger kids who submitted a definition of ak 47 (the marijuana strain)to this site are morons and don't know what they are talking about" What is the definition of "ak 47"?


ak 47

Instruction: "all of the euros and little wigger kids who submitted a definition of ak 47 (the marijuana strain)to this site are morons and don't know what they are talking about" What is the definition of "ak 47"?


botanist

Context: that botanist looks at too many trees

some dumbass bitch who likes to look at trees for a living

Instruction: "that botanist looks at too many trees" What is the definition of "botanist"?


renee zellweger

a well known actress that can act quite well but damn she's ugly

Instruction: "renee zellweger has three important awards but she is still ugly" What is the definition of "renee zellweger"?


renee zellweger

Instruction: "looking at a picture of renee zellweger is a one way trip to flaccid-ville" What is the definition of "renee zellweger"?


renee zellweger

not your two cent actress, completely talented, nominated 3 times for an academy award and won one for her role as ruby in cold mountain

Instruction: "ladies and gentlemen, i give you renee zellweger" What is the definition of "renee zellweger"?


renee zellweger

an actress from the movie jerry mcguire that looks like she's made of marzipan

Instruction: "for those of you that don't know, marzipan is a waxy, candy-like substance that looks like it's made of renee zellweger" What is the definition of "renee zellweger"?


renee zellweger

"a magic incantation that makes a giant, painful [shit] come out when you say it

Instruction: "dude i just took the biggest shit, it was a full on renee zellweger" What is the definition of "renee zellweger"?


case of the fuckheads

Instruction: "jim had a case of the fuckheads yesterday, but today he's gotten much better" What is the definition of "case of the fuckheads"?


beef town

Context: lets go to beef town niggas

Instruction: "lets go to beef town niggas" What is the definition of "beef town"?


badger panties

term for a woman who is shy or reserved at first but then becomes a bit different in a sexual situation

Instruction: "ann was all quiet and reserved at dinner but when we went back to her place, she was all badger panties in the bedroom" What is the definition of "badger panties"?


chubby rain

a crime scene investigator term used to describe the phenomenon were in an obese or overly fat person dies in a room and is not found for quite some time

Instruction: "csi#1/ dude what happened to you in there? csi#2/ the second i walked into the room fucking chubby rain man" What is the definition of "chubby rain"?


edu

Instruction: "example one: stoner 1: (in front of teacher) dude lets go edu after class" What is the definition of "edu"?


edu

Instruction: "hey man did you see that that dude is such an edu" What is the definition of "edu"?


edu

Instruction: "a mexican rooting a guy or taking it up the ass edu" What is the definition of "edu"?


chrononhotonthologos

Context: "what a chrononhotonthologos

Instruction: ""what a chrononhotonthologos" What is the definition of "chrononhotonthologos"?


bbsc

Context: i bet you want to suck on his bbsc

Instruction: "i bet you want to suck on his bbsc" What is the definition of "bbsc"?


butt muzzle

the use of any item to be inserted to the rectum to stop the flow of carnage in a time of need

Instruction: "hey man, can you pass me that photo of your mom? i had spicy thai for lunch and i need something to butt muzzle this growler" What is the definition of "butt muzzle"?


haeli

Instruction: ""hey carter, who do you have a crush on?  "that amazing girl haeli" What is the definition of "haeli"?


new jersey

Instruction: "the writers of harold and kumar go to white castle were from randolph, a stereotypical suburban new jersey town" What is the definition of "new jersey"?


new jersey

Context: new jersey is killer

the sickest state that i have ever been in

Instruction: "new jersey is killer" What is the definition of "new jersey"?


new jersey

"east coast state, discriminated against by those who have been only as far as the outskirts of new york city

Instruction: "new jersey was a long-time home to walt whitman" What is the definition of "new jersey"?


akacrackulus

Instruction: "man this shit is straight up akacrackulus" What is the definition of "akacrackulus"?


amazon woman

a woman who is very large in physical stature--so large that she rivals amount of annual sales reported by amazon

Instruction: "wow, can you believe that amazon woman ordered high heels online?" What is the definition of "amazon woman"?


blood milk

the substance consisting of blood and milk that is released when a nipple piercing is torn off

Instruction: "so last night i accidently tore off rob's nipple piercing and there was blood milk everywhere" What is the definition of "blood milk"?


buttfuck nowhere

Instruction: "dude, don't just leave me in the middle of buttfuck nowhere" What is the definition of "buttfuck nowhere"?


buttfuck nowhere

Instruction: "dude, don't just leave me in the middle of buttfuck nowhere" What is the definition of "buttfuck nowhere"?


janis

janis can be used as a slang term for [cocaine]

Instruction: "yo home slice lets go pick up a gram of janis" What is the definition of "janis"?


janis

Instruction: "oh, janis met with the dark one today for her 2nd lesson" What is the definition of "janis"?


apolojingoist

Instruction: "tony snow has just been appointed press secretary by the bush administration; this is a perfect position for an apolojingoist like him" What is the definition of "apolojingoist"?


blumpting

sending text messages whilest sitting on the toilet

Instruction: "present tense: my friend prefers me blumpting to calling him while i grunt out a deuce" What is the definition of "blumpting"?


demented hyena

a girl that sits at the front of the class pulling faces and looking stupid

Instruction: "emma you look like a demented hyena - mrs cox" What is the definition of "demented hyena"?


bleached penis

Instruction: "i like asian cocks better cause, bleached penis is not my type" What is the definition of "bleached penis"?


crowdfidence

confidence brought on by being in a crowd or mob

Instruction: "i had no problem yelling at the sonics, i had total crowdfidence" What is the definition of "crowdfidence"?


hot dog farts

a particularly sharp smelling flatulence that occurs after eating hot dogs

Instruction: "the dogs been making hot dog farts in the bedroom, lets sleep on the couch" What is the definition of "hot dog farts"?


bush pig

Instruction: "me - your mum really is a bit of a bush pig you - your not wrong" What is the definition of "bush pig"?


bush pig

a bush pig an extremely ugly looking female

Instruction: "that new chick at school man is such a bush pig i swear she is the ugliest bushy ever" What is the definition of "bush pig"?


bush pig

an extremely ugly, over-weight woman who picks on drunk young males

Instruction: "geez the bird who broke damian's cherry and bent his bedframe was a right bush pig" What is the definition of "bush pig"?


dype

Context: god, that bitch is such a dype

a derogatory term used to describe a combination of someone that is a dyke and a pussy

Instruction: "god, that bitch is such a dype" What is the definition of "dype"?


dype

Instruction: "his dype demeanor is the reason for his success" What is the definition of "dype"?


mike bradley

Context: hi i'm mike bradley

Instruction: "hi i'm mike bradley" What is the definition of "mike bradley"?


boston lawnmower

to take a dump onto a person's pubic region and then shave their pubic hair whilst the poo is still in it

Instruction: "ryan did a boston lawnmower on melissa and now she's all clean shaven" What is the definition of "boston lawnmower"?


bibster

Context: our new youth pastor is a total bibster

Instruction: "our new youth pastor is a total bibster" What is the definition of "bibster"?


bibster

Instruction: "check out the bibster in skinny jeans, fedora, ironic eyewear, flannel and oxfords" What is the definition of "bibster"?


bibster

Context: our new youth pastor is a total bibster

Instruction: "our new youth pastor is a total bibster" What is the definition of "bibster"?


bibster

Instruction: "check out the bibster in skinny jeans, fedora, ironic eyewear, flannel and oxfords" What is the definition of "bibster"?


avonya

Context: avonya is nice and intelligent

a beautiful maiden who is upbeat and clumsy often gets boys by using nice and humorous gestures

Instruction: "avonya is nice and intelligent" What is the definition of "avonya"?


diabolik switches

Instruction: "hi, i'm gene and i have diabolik switches" What is the definition of "diabolik switches"?


brikked

a cross between the words 'brilliant' and 'wicked'

Instruction: "prabh: dude i chave now perfected the art of [gleeking] bains: that is absolutely brikked" What is the definition of "brikked"?


crush party

"a party where you get a certain number of "crushes," which are invitations, to give out to your friends who are not in your [house]

Instruction: "wow our crush party last night was a lot of fun" What is the definition of "crush party"?


crush party

"generally a fraternity or sorority social event when one greek invites a "crush" to the party

Instruction: "frat guy #1 - dude, i just go an invite to a zta crush party" What is the definition of "crush party"?


brit 150

when a an ex-british cop cleans the dead skin off your balls

Instruction: "steve: oi dude when am i getting my brit 150" What is the definition of "brit 150"?


checking the bath water

first you have to turn the knobs, then  you check the temperature below the faucet

Instruction: "i caught spencer checking the bath water with erin 3 times while they were at the mall today" What is the definition of "checking the bath water"?


bad bear

Context: that bad bear stole my picnic

a person who does something naughty or wrong

Instruction: "that bad bear stole my picnic" What is the definition of "bad bear"?


desk jockey

Context: converygs is desk jockey central

someone who has a shitty job and is stuck behind a desk and a computer all day long

Instruction: "converygs is desk jockey central" What is the definition of "desk jockey"?


desk jockey

Context: riding the desk like a desk jockey

working at the front desk of a hotel or other business

Instruction: "riding the desk like a desk jockey" What is the definition of "desk jockey"?


chicken club

Instruction: "well you know, girlfriend, he was able enough in bed but i just don't go for that chicken club look" What is the definition of "chicken club"?


slirre

Context: your a slirre

someone who is really mean and will make fun of you

Instruction: "your a slirre" What is the definition of "slirre"?


blia

бля!  [blja] russian exclamation, contraction of блядь” [bljad’]

Instruction: "insane person: good morning sane person: blia" What is the definition of "blia"?


bum gum

when one's body doesn't digest gum and they poop it out

Instruction: "man, what are you chewing on, it smells like bum gum" What is the definition of "bum gum"?


born again christian

-a fail-safe term use, incase their is a heaven

Instruction: "tom: hey mark, i became a born again christian" What is the definition of "born again christian"?


born again christian

usually an [atheist idiot] who realizes that atheism is [nonscientific] and has nothing to do with science

Instruction: "tom became a born again christian after he worked out that theism, unlike atheism, was thoroughly supported by logic and western philosophy" What is the definition of "born again christian"?


alabama spit cup

when chewing tobacco,  you peel apart the vagina lips and use it to spit your greasy chew juice into to use as lubrication

Instruction: "the girl i fucked last night was so dry i gave her the ole alabama spit cup to grease her up a bit" What is the definition of "alabama spit cup"?


e-curtain

pretending to talk or text to avoid talking to someone standing nearby

Instruction: "as i was walking into class,i saw that guy that won't shut up so i got out my phone and pulled the e-curtain" What is the definition of "e-curtain"?


celery fingers

Context: man stephanie sure has celery fingers

large clumsy fingers that are bad for drawing and writing

Instruction: "man stephanie sure has celery fingers" What is the definition of "celery fingers"?


bottle rocket

Context: yup i did the bottle rocket

"during sexual intercourse in cowgirl position one wraps their arm around the girl's waist, and runs the other up the back into their hair

Instruction: "yup i did the bottle rocket" What is the definition of "bottle rocket"?


choking victim

Context: choking victim is the best

an awesome hardcore punk ska band from new york

Instruction: "choking victim is the best" What is the definition of "choking victim"?


choking victim

one of the first crust punk bands that came out of n

Instruction: "choking v morning g loc you're death'll be sweet if you wanna be a cop  i <3 choking victim" What is the definition of "choking victim"?


choking victim

Instruction: "fuck you emo kids go cry over your girlfriends im going to listen to some choking victim" What is the definition of "choking victim"?


gizmo

Context: gizmo is a cute dog

Instruction: "gizmo is a cute dog" What is the definition of "gizmo"?


gizmo

Context: -let me see that new gizmo you've got

any advanced technological device, usually pointless and/or confusing

Instruction: "-let me see that new gizmo you've got" What is the definition of "gizmo"?


gizmo

gizmo is that little creature from the movie gremlins and gremlins 2

Instruction: "gizmo is the coolest gremlin in the movie gremlins 2" What is the definition of "gizmo"?


gizmo

"much like the gremlin gizmo, only in human form

Instruction: "my roomate's daughter is definatly a gizmo" What is the definition of "gizmo"?


gizmo

the next level for a person who is a tool

Instruction: "guy 1:he is such a tool  guy 2: no he is a gizmo" What is the definition of "gizmo"?


big mc

dat nigga mc, a pimp with all the ladies

Instruction: "yo, i was walking down the hallway and doyle was acting like big mc" What is the definition of "big mc"?


butt skunk

used to describe something that came from the butt, but seems like it only could have come from a skunk

Instruction: "sara is a complete and total fucking butt skunk" What is the definition of "butt skunk"?


jamoche

random individual of questionable intelligence

Instruction: "i got a phone call from some jamoche trying to sell me aluminum siding" What is the definition of "jamoche"?


jamoche

Context: my litlle cousin is such a jamoche

Instruction: "my litlle cousin is such a jamoche" What is the definition of "jamoche"?


jamoche

Context: phil is such a jamoche

"an easily exciteable single adult male in the age range of 20-25, who can often be found "bro'n out," playing copoius amounts of video games and darts

Instruction: "phil is such a jamoche" What is the definition of "jamoche"?


dieterman

a name you call someone when you want them to get something or put something away for you

Instruction: "ronnie: hey dieterman grab my pads cary: no ronnie do it yourself" What is the definition of "dieterman"?


big nasty chewbacca

when a male or female is very hairy, and doesn't groom, trim, cut, or shave their unsightly body hair

Instruction: "ugh i wasn't digging that chick at all, she was hiding a big nasty chewbacca" What is the definition of "big nasty chewbacca"?


billy goats

Context: damn dude, look at those billy goats

Instruction: "damn dude, look at those billy goats" What is the definition of "billy goats"?


billy goats

Context: damn dude, look at those billy goats

Instruction: "damn dude, look at those billy goats" What is the definition of "billy goats"?


gonnagethappy chirp

the sound made by a horny cockatiel to woo another cockatiel

Instruction: "leave those two alone, thats tweety's gonnagethappy chirp" What is the definition of "gonnagethappy chirp"?


cluck dubs

slang for chicken wings or buffalo wings

Instruction: "awwww man, we have to get at least 144 cluck dubs for the big game on sunday" What is the definition of "cluck dubs"?


ratef

Context: you are so ratef

Instruction: "you are so ratef" What is the definition of "ratef"?


balbes

Context: ты балбес- ti balbes - you the fool

Instruction: "ты балбес- ti balbes - you the fool" What is the definition of "balbes"?


collazo

Instruction: "oh my goodness he is hung like a bear he must be a collazo" What is the definition of "collazo"?


brain bleach

what one might need in order to erase a particularly nasty memory or image

Instruction: "dang, there's just not enough brain bleach to get the image of lucille in stretch pants out of my mind" What is the definition of "brain bleach"?


kyung

Instruction: "kyung jun, kyung ja, kyung hee, and so on" What is the definition of "kyung"?


backwards toupee

a backwards toupee is when you shove your ass up somebody elses ass or your own ass

Instruction: "taking your butt cheeck and putting it in your asshole or somebody elses asshole hense would you happen to want to where my backwards toupee" What is the definition of "backwards toupee"?


catavalanche

when a soundly sleeping cat suddenly falls off the top of a sofa or other piece of furniture

Instruction: "we saw our sleeping cat slip down the front of the sofa in a catavalanche" What is the definition of "catavalanche"?


clutchplate

Instruction: "jeez, no need to be such a god damned clutchplate" What is the definition of "clutchplate"?


hard core

a label given to those who are at the top of what they do

Instruction: "he is the most hard core biker i have ever seen" What is the definition of "hard core"?


hard core

Context: hard core music

musical attitude or style or genre showing no compromises with approching reality

Instruction: "hard core music" What is the definition of "hard core"?


bedford stuyvesant

mainly a black community, bedford stuyvesant, or [bed-stuy] is one of the oldest neighborhoods in brooklyn

Instruction: "everyday, i take the [l-train] to bedford stuyvesant to get to my school" What is the definition of "bedford stuyvesant"?


bedford stuyvesant

a cool and up coming community in the middle of brooklyn

Instruction: "i wanted to move to nyc but manhattan is so expensive and the bronx is so laid back so i moved to bedford stuyvesant and its just enough city and charm" What is the definition of "bedford stuyvesant"?


cunt honey

the sweet, tangy, secretion from a healthy woman's vagina

Instruction: "i could take a spoonful of my girl's cunt honey with a cup of tea every morning" What is the definition of "cunt honey"?


festicle

Instruction: "guy 1: hey good looking i'm having a festicle at my house tonight do you wanna come?  guy 2: no dude i'm not gay i don't like testicles" What is the definition of "festicle"?


festicle

Instruction: "there's a festicle sleeping on my couch again" What is the definition of "festicle"?


igsnoring

too make believe that you are asleep to avoid a situation or person

Instruction: "i think james was igsnoring me, he just lay in bed and pretended to be asleep" What is the definition of "igsnoring"?


old man bar

"a bar whose primary clientele consists of older men, most of whom are married and go to an old man bar to get away from their wives

Instruction: "my unlce always goes to jack's tavern, but my aunt doesn't care because it's just an old man bar" What is the definition of "old man bar"?


gigaparsec

Instruction: ""brian- "haha, my penis is a gigaparsec long" What is the definition of "gigaparsec"?


death stick

Instruction: "'can we go for a death stick round the back of the maths corridoor?'" What is the definition of "death stick"?


boss's day

"a dumb, completely pointless holiday invented by greeting card companies to sell more cards

Instruction: ""joe: i got a card for my boss, because today is boss's day" What is the definition of "boss's day"?


lesbian low ride

"a woman that choose to layer their first layer of "boy shorts" with a second layer of "boy pants" ie sweatpants

Instruction: "amanda walked into the bar with her reboks with the straps and didn't realize that she was exhibiting the lesbian low ride with her sweaty sweaty sweat pants" What is the definition of "lesbian low ride"?


connolly'd

Context: you've been connolly'd

Instruction: "you've been connolly'd" What is the definition of "connolly'd"?


connolly'd

Context: you've been connolly'd

Instruction: "you've been connolly'd" What is the definition of "connolly'd"?


aklesh

Context: evil is going to merderlize aklesh

full fucked up fuckhead who thinks he is the best

Instruction: "evil is going to merderlize aklesh" What is the definition of "aklesh"?


catholic schoolgirl

a girl in uniform, usually with a short skirt, easily seen panties, pigtails and a button up top

Instruction: "that catholic schoolgirl needs to get closer to god" What is the definition of "catholic schoolgirl"?


catholic schoolgirl

catholic school girls are the best partiers, and they dress skanky to get all the guys’ attention at parties

Instruction: "look at  tha catholic schoolgirl in the corner wearin that short skirt grindin up on the boys" What is the definition of "catholic schoolgirl"?


eight six

Context: i drifted my eight six down the touge

[toyota corolla gts] known as the ae86 or eight six, hachi roku, trueno, sprinter, levin etc

Instruction: "i drifted my eight six down the touge" What is the definition of "eight six"?


eight six

Context: i drifted my eight six down the touge

[toyota corolla gts] known as the ae86 or eight six, hachi roku, trueno, sprinter, levin etc

Instruction: "i drifted my eight six down the touge" What is the definition of "eight six"?


butt cum

Instruction: "after i came in his butt, i opened my mouth and let the butt cum drip inside" What is the definition of "butt cum"?


attendance nazi

person who see's if you are on time, and if you are absent or tardy reports it to the boss immediately

Instruction: "get back to work, the attendance nazi is making its rounds" What is the definition of "attendance nazi"?


boom head shot

Context: boom head shot , i owned him

Instruction: "boom head shot , i owned him" What is the definition of "boom head shot"?


boom head shot

Context: boom head shot , i owned him

Instruction: "boom head shot , i owned him" What is the definition of "boom head shot"?


ahlak

"the exact meaning : you family, usually used for the large family meaning

Instruction: "ahlak manayeek aslan, your family are fucked all ready ahlak : your family manayeek : fucked  aslan : all ready" What is the definition of "ahlak"?


cloudandconcrete

cloudandconcrete is the integration of cloud based technology and human places to shop or do anything in the real world

Instruction: "forget brickandmortar, cloudandconcrete integrates retailing with the benefits of a place to shop and unlimited product selection" What is the definition of "cloudandconcrete"?


dogmaster

Context: dogmaster loves justin timberlake

"a person who feels superior to others although they are legally reatrded

Instruction: "dogmaster loves justin timberlake" What is the definition of "dogmaster"?


dogmaster

a strange lonely creature, often found in the areas of jolt 6 roundbased

Instruction: ""you know dogmaster right?  "sure, he's a bean" What is the definition of "dogmaster"?


dinunch

Instruction: "m: gotta go, i'll have lunch now w: but it's 6:05, i'd call it dinunch" What is the definition of "dinunch"?


asymptotic boyfriend

a boy who you are making out with, who approaches the state of boyfriend - without ever reaching it

Instruction: "my asymptotic boyfriend matt continued to introduce me as his friend whenever we ran into people he knew while we were out, despite having been dating for a couple of months" What is the definition of "asymptotic boyfriend"?


ensure

a drink used to gain or maintain a healthy weight

Instruction: "i drank ensure after recovering from anerexia nervosa" What is the definition of "ensure"?


mosquito bites

breasts characterized by smallness of size, but with pointier, harder, and possibly longer nipples (similar in appearance to the raised area of skin after being bitten by a mosquito)

Instruction: "she's got a small rack, but you've got to admit, those are some cute mosquito bites" What is the definition of "mosquito bites"?


mosquito bites

when one's tatas are so small they look similar to mosquito bites

Instruction: "wow teresa you don't even need a bra for them mosquito bites" What is the definition of "mosquito bites"?


mosquito bites

mosquito bites is another phrase meaning no boobs at all

Instruction: "omg that girll alice has no boobs she has mosquito bites" What is the definition of "mosquito bites"?


mosquito bites

Instruction: ""that lovely woman has a nice bottom, but mosquito bites for tits" What is the definition of "mosquito bites"?


cramping my style

when somebody is just in the way of your stylistic expression of freshness

Instruction: "when i am at the club and some squarebear is trying to get hyphy without properly giggin they are cramping my style" What is the definition of "cramping my style"?


cramping my style

Context: cara, tu t� muito cramping my style

when francisco fear gets pissed with you using similar clothes or hairstyle w/o even doing it well

Instruction: "cara, tu t� muito cramping my style" What is the definition of "cramping my style"?


cramping my style

someone embarassing you and or well cramping your style

Instruction: "*dad dancing*  you: dad you're cramping my style" What is the definition of "cramping my style"?


parkside

the absolute hottest dorm on the usc campus (and usc is a seriously hot campus)

Instruction: "person (not from parkside): i saw those parkside bitches, and now i realize how much i suck" What is the definition of "parkside"?


broche

Context: faz-me um broche

portuguese translation of blowjob used in portugal

Instruction: "faz-me um broche" What is the definition of "broche"?


broche

Context: this guy i know is a total broche

Instruction: "this guy i know is a total broche" What is the definition of "broche"?


bible-polar

Context: some of these girls are bible-polar

when somebody's talking about the bible one minute, then cursing people out the next

Instruction: "some of these girls are bible-polar" What is the definition of "bible-polar"?


dtfd

phrase - drop the fuck dead, mostly used in forums and online games

Instruction: "halo1: your a damn cheat axleai: dtfd you just sux" What is the definition of "dtfd"?


bhagavad gita

"the poetry by god, who descended on earth when there was trouble

Instruction: ""a: i was just reading the bhagavad gita" What is the definition of "bhagavad gita"?


ambshrek

Instruction: "yuck, amber is the worst ambshrek i have ever seen" What is the definition of "ambshrek"?


built for speed

Context: she's totally built for speed

a girl who has a tight smokin body who you wanna ride

Instruction: "she's totally built for speed" What is the definition of "built for speed"?


built for speed

Instruction: "erazmo: his name is michael, he drives his mom's built for speed around food lion parking lot e'ry which'away" What is the definition of "built for speed"?


butt snicker

human feces, a dookie, doodie, shit, poop, crap

Instruction: "either someone left some candy on that chair, or they lost control of their bowels and left a butt snicker for us" What is the definition of "butt snicker"?


asstune

fart, buttgas, flatulence, methane melody, ripper, browncloud, poof - also variable for the name austin

Instruction: "sammy smiled and ripped a short but vile asstune as he left the room to go feed the cats" What is the definition of "asstune"?


bag of bolts

Context: brandon shaved jordan's bag of bolts

Instruction: "brandon shaved jordan's bag of bolts" What is the definition of "bag of bolts"?


bitch made man

Context: werma vireless is a bitch made man

a man who has is forced to surrender his penis due to extreme bitch ass remarks from the woman!

Instruction: "werma vireless is a bitch made man" What is the definition of "bitch made man"?


bend over lover

Context: andy dick is a bend over lover

Instruction: "andy dick is a bend over lover" What is the definition of "bend over lover"?


cat pearson

Context: cat pearson is amazing

the best, sweetest, most wonderful, beautiful, special girlfriend a guy could have, she is amazing

Instruction: "cat pearson is amazing" What is the definition of "cat pearson"?


california intercom

the act of placing a cell phone with the ringer set to vibrate inside the rectal vault of a sexual partner whilst simultaneously calling said phone

Instruction: "hey man, i totally want to set up a california intercom tonight" What is the definition of "california intercom"?


jolly rancher

metaphor used to describe a guy that stays hard forever during a bj

Instruction: "it can be sucked for a long time, melts in your mouth, not your hand, stays hard forever -- it's like a jolly rancher" What is the definition of "jolly rancher"?


jolly rancher

a man who works on the farm or ranch, and walks around having sexual relations with the animals

Instruction: "i heard theres been a jolly rancher sneaking onto old man jenkins ranch" What is the definition of "jolly rancher"?


jolly rancher

another word for 'eye candy' for an average joe type of guy

Instruction: "did you see jolly rancher walk by the other day? he's looked so hot in those jeans" What is the definition of "jolly rancher"?


jolly rancher

a slang word for being [hard] or a [dick]

Instruction: "im like a jolly rancher 'cause i stay so hard" What is the definition of "jolly rancher"?


gang out

Instruction: "you can come gang out with us anytime, player" What is the definition of "gang out"?


crotchbutter

the product derived from the act of using a crotch as the churn, and a penis as the plunger

Instruction: ""after several hours of creampie sessions with samantha, joey noticed the crotchbutter had achieved the perfect consistency for consumption" What is the definition of "crotchbutter"?


crotchbutter

the nasty material that collects in underwear after a stressful or interesting day - or days

Instruction: ""so he was there on the couch, and i laid my panties on his face - right where he'd get a big faceful of crotchbutter" What is the definition of "crotchbutter"?


dip shit

Instruction: "get the fuck away from me or i'll kick your mother-fucking ass, dip shit" What is the definition of "dip shit"?


dip shit

"insult - you are a dipshit, or as in terminator 2 as jon c converses with a jock after learning arnies in his control

Instruction: "jon connor: who's the dip shit now, dip shit" What is the definition of "dip shit"?


dip shit

Instruction: "get the fuck away from me or i'll kick your mother-fucking ass, dip shit" What is the definition of "dip shit"?


dip shit

"insult - you are a dipshit, or as in terminator 2 as jon c converses with a jock after learning arnies in his control

Instruction: "jon connor: who's the dip shit now, dip shit" What is the definition of "dip shit"?


bees and honey

Instruction: "i need som bees and honey to get a something for my [ocean pearl]" What is the definition of "bees and honey"?


bummerdog

Instruction: "that little bummerdog hit me up for change again" What is the definition of "bummerdog"?


bummerdog

a dog that is hormonally confused and is dependent on inserting its erect canine  penis into the anus of another dog or human

Instruction: "luke was sexually inactive for many years until he bought a bummerdog from his local pet store and has proceeded in engaging the animal in its anal activities" What is the definition of "bummerdog"?


skypesex

Instruction: "man i'm so horny i'll go on skype and have me some skypesex" What is the definition of "skypesex"?


skypesex

Instruction: "i just found out that amy was staying up all night to have skypesex with his boyfriend" What is the definition of "skypesex"?


lingerturd

Instruction: "my last piece of toilet paper i used came up clean, but when i stood up, i felt a lingerturd go into the toilet" What is the definition of "lingerturd"?


mocus

Instruction: "you need to forgive his blithering; he just got out of detox so he's really mocus" What is the definition of "mocus"?


mocus

the feeling an individual gets when they are [pining] for a member(s) of the [opposite sex]

Instruction: "ben got the mocus so bad on a camping trip he [humped] a log to splinters" What is the definition of "mocus"?


bollen

when someone leans down and finds themselves staring at the ground and all of a sudden a tornado steals their attic

Instruction: "holy cow, that girl just experiences a bollen" What is the definition of "bollen"?


chris breezy

Context: this ya boi chris breezy

Instruction: "this ya boi chris breezy" What is the definition of "chris breezy"?


chris breezy

a nickname for hip-hop/r&b singer chris brown

Instruction: "this right here is the 16 year old phenome, chris breezy" What is the definition of "chris breezy"?


concubinebot

a robot, normally of feminine appearance, designed solely for the purpose of servitude and the sexual gratification of its owner

Instruction: "bobs not coming out this week again, hes spending all his time at home with his new concubinebot" What is the definition of "concubinebot"?


cript

Context: that car is so cript

Instruction: "that car is so cript" What is the definition of "cript"?


beach pirate

typically roaming the halls of the flip, beach pirates find their natural habitat in the harry potter closet

Instruction: "dude, that is a shibbystastic beach pirate" What is the definition of "beach pirate"?


bacon cheese burger hot dog

a hot dog and cheese is encased in ground beef and wrapped in bacon and cooked the way you like it

Instruction: "papercuts777 (the drunk cook), from youtube, invented this creation, the bacon cheese burger hot dog" What is the definition of "bacon cheese burger hot dog"?