shitberg

a single turd of substantial size that pokes out of the water, but has most of its mass underneath the water

Instruction: ""rob said upon leaving the toilet "i've just laid a shitberg" What is the definition of "shitberg"?


shitberg

noun: a [floater] that is 10% above the water, but 90% of its mass is below the surface

Instruction: "after being constipated for nearly a week, gerald produced a shitberg" What is the definition of "shitberg"?


boolah

Context: 1)oh my god that girl is soo boolah

an arabic word that usually can describe a person place or thing

Instruction: "1)oh my god that girl is soo boolah" What is the definition of "boolah"?


4th of july

a day where people express their american patriotism by shooting off explosives that they bought from illegal immigrants

Instruction: ""eddie-hey i just picked up some fireworks for the 4th of july tom- cool what kind are they? eddie-not sure" What is the definition of "4th of july"?


4th of july

a time to celebrate the country's independence by blowing a peice of it up

Instruction: "dude, i got some sweet illegal fireworks for the 4th of july" What is the definition of "4th of july"?


4th of july

the act of eating a girl out with pop rocks in your mouth to give her pleasure

Instruction: "dude, my girl gave me a random gift today so i rewarded her with a 4th of july" What is the definition of "4th of july"?


4th of july

slang: verb: explode, fight, rumble, you get the point

Instruction: "aw man, i'm soo totally going to go 4th of july on his sorry ass" What is the definition of "4th of july"?


4th of july

the day that we make all kinds of fire work, and get drunk to show our love for our country, :))

Instruction: "guy: oh ociffer dude, i just had a few drinks, its the 4th of july i was trying to show my love for my country" What is the definition of "4th of july"?


4th of july

the act of giving oral sex while having pop rocks in your mouth

Instruction: "i gave tonqueesha some pop rocks and told her to give me a 4th of july" What is the definition of "4th of july"?


4th of july

the day you're allowed to shoot fireworks at your mom and not get in trouble for it

Instruction: "bob - happy 4th of july bob - *lights bottlerocket, waits for the fuse to be short, aim at mom" What is the definition of "4th of july"?


anthony edwards

Context: anthony edwards is a pot of sexiness

Instruction: "anthony edwards is a pot of sexiness" What is the definition of "anthony edwards"?


blazze

Context: blazze is a prick and should be shot

a complete moron who needs a power trip to enjoy life

Instruction: "blazze is a prick and should be shot" What is the definition of "blazze"?


dirt track

to shove it up the bum bum instead of the pee pee when there on the blob

Instruction: "if the river runs red take the dirt track instead" What is the definition of "dirt track"?


dirt track

the anal passage or bum hole usually used with regards to sexual intercourse

Instruction: "'when the rivers red (meaning she's on her period) use the dirt track instead" What is the definition of "dirt track"?


dirt track

Context: eddie [finger blasted] his dirt track

Instruction: "eddie [finger blasted] his dirt track" What is the definition of "dirt track"?


dirt track

a rather degrading term for homosexual intercourse

Instruction: ""did you hear? "no, what?" "nathan had jak up the dirt track" What is the definition of "dirt track"?


gorbet

Context: "i have to gorbet

Instruction: ""i have to gorbet" What is the definition of "gorbet"?


f.u.c.b.u.c.

Context: i like your f.u.c.b.u.c. hat

Instruction: "i like your f.u.c.b.u.c. hat" What is the definition of "f.u.c.b.u.c."?


banja

unexpected good times!!  suprisingly joyful experiences

Instruction: "that roller-coaster looks old, dodgy and unfun but appearances are decieving because that ride was banja" What is the definition of "banja"?


gimongous

Context: the grand canyon is a gimongous hole

Instruction: "the grand canyon is a gimongous hole" What is the definition of "gimongous"?


gimongous

Context: yo, dat a gimongous burrito

Instruction: "yo, dat a gimongous burrito" What is the definition of "gimongous"?


gimongous

Context: look at the gimongous gorillas

adjective - larger than giant, but not humongous

Instruction: "look at the gimongous gorillas" What is the definition of "gimongous"?


sust

Instruction: "why must we live in sust? clean up that nasty sust" What is the definition of "sust"?


sust

Context: dont be afraid, just sust

Instruction: "dont be afraid, just sust" What is the definition of "sust"?


free! iwotabi swim club

Context: i love free! iwotabi swim club

an anime (japanese cartoon) about a swim club in japan

Instruction: "i love free! iwotabi swim club" What is the definition of "free! iwotabi swim club"?


ankle biter

Instruction: "our postman hates coming here because of our ankle biter dog" What is the definition of "ankle biter"?


ankle biter

Context: dang ankle biter took off my whole leg

someone or something that bites your ankles

Instruction: "dang ankle biter took off my whole leg" What is the definition of "ankle biter"?


ankle biter

someone who cannot rise to your level, and who can only bite your ankles instead of being able to really bite your head off

Instruction: "my boss is an ankle biter and he's doing well as such" What is the definition of "ankle biter"?


ankle biter

a zombie in call of duty waw or black ops that is cut in half by a grenade and is crawling around biting your ankles

Instruction: "its ok, we can rebuild barriers i got an ankle biter" What is the definition of "ankle biter"?


ankle biter

Instruction: "our postman hates coming here because of our ankle biter dog" What is the definition of "ankle biter"?


ankle biter

Context: dang ankle biter took off my whole leg

someone or something that bites your ankles

Instruction: "dang ankle biter took off my whole leg" What is the definition of "ankle biter"?


ankle biter

someone who cannot rise to your level, and who can only bite your ankles instead of being able to really bite your head off

Instruction: "my boss is an ankle biter and he's doing well as such" What is the definition of "ankle biter"?


ankle biter

a zombie in call of duty waw or black ops that is cut in half by a grenade and is crawling around biting your ankles

Instruction: "its ok, we can rebuild barriers i got an ankle biter" What is the definition of "ankle biter"?


ankle biter

Instruction: "our postman hates coming here because of our ankle biter dog" What is the definition of "ankle biter"?


ankle biter

Context: dang ankle biter took off my whole leg

someone or something that bites your ankles

Instruction: "dang ankle biter took off my whole leg" What is the definition of "ankle biter"?


ankle biter

someone who cannot rise to your level, and who can only bite your ankles instead of being able to really bite your head off

Instruction: "my boss is an ankle biter and he's doing well as such" What is the definition of "ankle biter"?


ankle biter

a zombie in call of duty waw or black ops that is cut in half by a grenade and is crawling around biting your ankles

Instruction: "its ok, we can rebuild barriers i got an ankle biter" What is the definition of "ankle biter"?


cosean

a very unique individual, very wise but does not think he knows it all, mature also handsome & humble

Instruction: "cosean you are so quiet  cosean he is an sweetheart  cosean makes it look easy" What is the definition of "cosean"?


buffalo wings

buffalo wings is a term used to describe a vagina that is very thick

Instruction: ""brittany has juicy buffalo wings "buffalo wings are always in jeff's mouth" "those buffalo wings need extra red hot sauce""" What is the definition of "buffalo wings"?


anchors away

"the act of being fucked in the ass by two sailors while eating a frito pie

Instruction: "i totally got the old anchors away on the pier last night" What is the definition of "anchors away"?


black onion

when you lift the habit of a nun up over her head and tie it in a knot

Instruction: "sister mary paddled me in class so when session ended the gang and i got her after school and performed the black onion on her ass" What is the definition of "black onion"?


creebler

"weirdos who usually hang out on, around or under bridges or parks

Instruction: ""example: the other day i went for a walk across the guerneville bridge and ran into a fellow creebler" What is the definition of "creebler"?


doley

when a man gives himself an enema with a cup of period blood then takes a shit and eats that shit and then vomits that shit into another mans mouth

Instruction: "yo man did you hear sko gave the shaw a nasty rancid doley last night while phil filmed it" What is the definition of "doley"?


Context: hey anybody want to talk? c4c

Instruction: "hey anybody want to talk? c4c" What is the definition of "c4c"?


c4c stands for cod4central, a forum about call of duty 4 and call of duty 5

Instruction: ""viking: "can you give me some k on c4c smaca?" smacajoni: "dude i gave you 1k 3 quarters ago" What is the definition of "c4c"?


cash for clunkers (the latest attempt at jump-starting the economy by having the federal government guarantee a minimum trade-in value for certain cars)

Instruction: "j: how much did you get for your '94 ford exploder? c: i got $4500 from c4c when i bought a new hybrid escape" What is the definition of "c4c"?


Context: anyone up for a chat? c4c only

Instruction: "anyone up for a chat? c4c only" What is the definition of "c4c"?


Context: hey anybody want to talk? c4c

Instruction: "hey anybody want to talk? c4c" What is the definition of "c4c"?


c4c stands for cod4central, a forum about call of duty 4 and call of duty 5

Instruction: ""viking: "can you give me some k on c4c smaca?" smacajoni: "dude i gave you 1k 3 quarters ago" What is the definition of "c4c"?


cash for clunkers (the latest attempt at jump-starting the economy by having the federal government guarantee a minimum trade-in value for certain cars)

Instruction: "j: how much did you get for your '94 ford exploder? c: i got $4500 from c4c when i bought a new hybrid escape" What is the definition of "c4c"?


Context: anyone up for a chat? c4c only

Instruction: "anyone up for a chat? c4c only" What is the definition of "c4c"?


asianality

Context: what asianality are you?

Instruction: "what asianality are you?" What is the definition of "asianality"?


cockaphiliac

someone who has an infatuation with the male penis

Instruction: "dude stay away from hank; he's such a cockaphiliac" What is the definition of "cockaphiliac"?


glitchuation

a subtle blend of glitch and situation, often used in reference to a computer problem of moderate to extreme magnitude

Instruction: "hello, it department, we have a glitchuation" What is the definition of "glitchuation"?


crystalyn

Instruction: "albert: dude whos that girl that just walked by? louis: thats crystalyn albert: does she have a man? louis: she dont" What is the definition of "crystalyn"?


ball sucking

when one gentley suckles upon another's scrotum

Instruction: "jared: wenday, please practice ball sucking on me baby cheeks" What is the definition of "ball sucking"?


ball sucking

to have your partner suck on your balls too during a blowjob as a form of foreplay before sex

Instruction: "jen put my balls in her mouth and gave them a good hard ball sucking during foreplay" What is the definition of "ball sucking"?


scotty

a star at a small school, that everyone loves but is cocky and often cheats or plays girl but they never find out

Instruction: "look that kid is pulling a scotty on those two girls" What is the definition of "scotty"?


scotty

a small mammal whom is addressed by its nickname, scooby

Instruction: "joe: dude i found a scotty in the band room" What is the definition of "scotty"?


scotty

Context: omg that boy is such a scotty

one teenage male whom is hormone crazed, engages in fapping, plays video games

Instruction: "omg that boy is such a scotty" What is the definition of "scotty"?


scotty

a person who strongly resembles a woodland animal

Instruction: "person 1: hey what's that up in the tree? person 2: oh, it's just a scotty" What is the definition of "scotty"?


scotty

a slightly tall polish man, smells of dog shit, but still slightly good at sports

Instruction: "girl: oh shit whats that polish like smell? guy: it must be a scotty" What is the definition of "scotty"?


scotty

an unattractive boy, who thinks he is loved by all

Instruction: "maddie - that kid this he's the shit rachael - hes probably a scotty" What is the definition of "scotty"?


barnes'n

Context: would you stop barnes'n me asshole

when you are highly crafty at bull shitting people

Instruction: "would you stop barnes'n me asshole" What is the definition of "barnes'n"?


sparkle spray

when the male partner puts glitter in his penis hole and the ejaculates all over the girl's body

Instruction: "ron's girlfriend looked plain and boring so i had to give her the sparkle spray today" What is the definition of "sparkle spray"?


chartisan

an individual who has perfected the art of chart building for presentations in corporate america

Instruction: "this presentation is key to winning the deal, let's bring in our resident chartisan to make sure we look our powerpoint best" What is the definition of "chartisan"?


delete key

Context: hey, joe is such a delete key

a random person who likes to delete things on purpose, just for kicks

Instruction: "hey, joe is such a delete key" What is the definition of "delete key"?


delete key

Context: person1: press the delete key

the key on your keyboard that no one seems to know exists

Instruction: "person1: press the delete key" What is the definition of "delete key"?


ass hiccup

Instruction: "wow, you scared me so bad i got an ass hiccup" What is the definition of "ass hiccup"?


barren's pocket

Context: a mighty barren's pocket there

in texas hold 'em poker when you start with a pair of twos

Instruction: "a mighty barren's pocket there" What is the definition of "barren's pocket"?


johnny appleseed

Instruction: "bryan and i are going to johnny appleseed this summer on our coast to coast road trip" What is the definition of "johnny appleseed"?


johnny appleseed

to gently place your slighty moist, newly shaven balls on the shoulder of an unsuspecting individual

Instruction: "i snuck up behind my roommate and gave him the ol' johnny appleseed" What is the definition of "johnny appleseed"?


johnny appleseed

Instruction: "richard gere wouldn't have made such a name for himself if pauly shore had given him a johnny appleseed instead of that poor gerbil" What is the definition of "johnny appleseed"?


johnny appleseed

the quantitative mixture of malt liquor, bagged/boxed crisp white wine

Instruction: "dude i was drinking some johnny appleseed and shared it with this chick, she became my wife after" What is the definition of "johnny appleseed"?


in love and death

Context: in love and death rox my sox

Instruction: "in love and death rox my sox" What is the definition of "in love and death"?


afrl

Context: mark: afrl -> phuc: c ya =)

short term for *away from real life* which means to go to sleep

Instruction: "mark: afrl -> phuc: c ya =)" What is the definition of "afrl"?


afrl

Instruction: "man jon has been afrl for ages playing wow" What is the definition of "afrl"?


afrl

Instruction: "man jon has been afrl for ages playing wow" What is the definition of "afrl"?


cha-rue

Instruction: "yes marcos, it is cha-rue if you drop the treo it will break" What is the definition of "cha-rue"?


harlemed

to get shanked and mugged at the same time

Instruction: "doctor: why are you in need of medical attention? man: because i just got harlemed" What is the definition of "harlemed"?


bigglesworthed

when a co-worker says they will show up to your party/event and consistently never shows up

Instruction: "i invited jeff to our bbq and he said he'd show up, but he bigglesworthed us again" What is the definition of "bigglesworthed"?


bingotown

Context: bingotown is like binghampton

Instruction: "bingotown is like binghampton" What is the definition of "bingotown"?


baghdad battery

Instruction: "roger, if you don't stop playing gameboy, you're gonna kill your baghdad battery" What is the definition of "baghdad battery"?


dirty trio

when with a girl, switching between fucking her in the pussy, ass and mouth multiple times in one session

Instruction: "this dirty bitch i met last night really enjoys the dirty trio" What is the definition of "dirty trio"?


bread snake

Instruction: "i just gave my cat a bread snake to play with but now i'm going to have stale bread" What is the definition of "bread snake"?


cunt bubble

a swollen labial/vaginal area that that has the appearance of a small purple peach

Instruction: "the pussy pump inflated  her cunt bubble until it looked like a small purple peach" What is the definition of "cunt bubble"?


cunt bubble

Context: choke on that, cunt bubble

Instruction: "choke on that, cunt bubble" What is the definition of "cunt bubble"?


cunt bubble

Context: die, cunt bubble

an insult used on someone that is being a complete [dousche]

Instruction: "die, cunt bubble" What is the definition of "cunt bubble"?


fuckocracy

the fuckocracy is the system by which power is distributed in many first-world western countries

Instruction: "you'll be invisible in the fuckocracy if you're between 40 and 60" What is the definition of "fuckocracy"?


dirty jonathan

(the) dirty jonathan is a sexual maneuver where one takes all of the ingredients needed to make a chimichanga, chicken or beef- their choice

Instruction: "fuck a blumpkin, what i want is a dirty jonathan for my birthday" What is the definition of "dirty jonathan"?


benny b

Context: alright it's benny b

"when someones account on myspace gets taken over by a person called "benny b" or when you're talking like a lad you use the term benny b'ing

Instruction: "alright it's benny b" What is the definition of "benny b"?


captain morgan

the act of farting in someone's face while your leg is propped up

Instruction: "dude i totally had to captain morgan him" What is the definition of "captain morgan"?


captain morgan

when a man in his boxers puts one leg escalated while keeping the other on the floor alowing people to see the mans nutsack up his boxers

Instruction: "fred: hey shaggy look im captain morgan :d shaggy: dude thats fuckn nasty put on some pants i dont wanna see your nutsack" What is the definition of "captain morgan"?


captain morgan

the act of farting in someone's face while your leg is propped up

Instruction: "dude i totally had to captain morgan him" What is the definition of "captain morgan"?


deucez

Context: flava zk: deucez dudes: cya flava

Instruction: "flava zk: deucez dudes: cya flava" What is the definition of "deucez"?


deucez

Instruction: "ryan:alright dude im gunna bounce kyle:aaight dude deucez" What is the definition of "deucez"?


dibber

Instruction: "throw us the dibber so i can change the channel" What is the definition of "dibber"?


dibber

Context: lyndsey: carl, pass me the dibber

Instruction: "lyndsey: carl, pass me the dibber" What is the definition of "dibber"?


dibber

a colloquial word used to replace the term [douche bag]

Instruction: "mark always manages to act like a dibber at the tailgates" What is the definition of "dibber"?


dibber

Context: pass me the dibber you fucking tool

the impliment from a clipper lighter on which the flint is mounted

Instruction: "pass me the dibber you fucking tool" What is the definition of "dibber"?


dibber

twofold:   1/ long firm implement with which a gentleman 'dibs' a nice lady

Instruction: "you're my ho  reply: and you're my dibber" What is the definition of "dibber"?


bad draft pick

where all your friends pick the good looking girls, and your left with the only unnattractive one

Instruction: "(for instance, steve you just got a bad draft pick man" What is the definition of "bad draft pick"?


blubber-shuffle

Instruction: "nah, i'm having a blubber-shuffle tonight" What is the definition of "blubber-shuffle"?


callie muffin

Context: dude, she's a callie muffin

a really hot stud, in tight pants and a little tube top

Instruction: "dude, she's a callie muffin" What is the definition of "callie muffin"?


may flower tug

the art of tugging on the ol' meat string  **founder is matthew may**

Instruction: "debra: oh did hear about matthew may  bobby: ya i heard he be bout dat may flower tug lyfe" What is the definition of "may flower tug"?


a-mart

Instruction: ""hey did a-mart watch that news broadcast?  "man that a-mart chick is a total tool bag""" What is the definition of "a-mart"?


guadarrama

Instruction: "my name is trindad guadarrama and i want to go to college and live for a better life" What is the definition of "guadarrama"?


bicadual

is period of eleven years,a collection of eleven items,a situation where you feal things eleven time stronger than you should

Instruction: "bicadual bi meaning two,two many two ones in eleven also bicade also bicadicide, also bicadinary" What is the definition of "bicadual"?


dell xps

Instruction: "i have a dell xps m1530 laptop, it is just like anyother laptop, not made for playing games" What is the definition of "dell xps"?


oscartron

refers to any chemical, substance, or item that is volatile, unpleasant, and of only moderate use

Instruction: "those new sodium-cooled nuclear reactors are a total oscartron" What is the definition of "oscartron"?


oscartron

refers to any chemical, substance, or item that is volatile, unpleasant, and of only moderate use

Instruction: "those new sodium-cooled nuclear reactors are a total oscartron" What is the definition of "oscartron"?


bean brush

the small, bristly patch of hair beneath the lower lip of men who are harvesting their facial hair in an attempt to look cool or hip or trendy

Instruction: "that new guy in marketing has a pretty sweet bean brush" What is the definition of "bean brush"?


baillie drunk

Context: man, jim is baillie drunk

Instruction: "man, jim is baillie drunk" What is the definition of "baillie drunk"?


rubye

Context: "that rubye is so smexy

an amazing person best friend possible smexy athletic happy hyper smart looney perverted big butt

Instruction: ""that rubye is so smexy" What is the definition of "rubye"?


rubye

Instruction: "i just started in my postion and was promoted 6 months later via a rubye" What is the definition of "rubye"?


coldbeer

Context: hey jim, pass me another coldbeer

a beer which has been properly prepared for consumption

Instruction: "hey jim, pass me another coldbeer" What is the definition of "coldbeer"?


coldbeer

Context: "hey,  ya'll wanna get some coldbeer

it's what texans drink on a sunday afternoon and the other six days of the week

Instruction: ""hey,  ya'll wanna get some coldbeer" What is the definition of "coldbeer"?


a yo

Context: a yo dawg, wus good?

"often used as a gteeting in replacement of  "hey yo""

Instruction: "a yo dawg, wus good?" What is the definition of "a yo"?


a yo

Instruction: "f**king a yo is running ragged across this neighborhood" What is the definition of "a yo"?


a yo

Context: a yo dawg, wus good?

"often used as a gteeting in replacement of  "hey yo""

Instruction: "a yo dawg, wus good?" What is the definition of "a yo"?


a yo

Instruction: "f**king a yo is running ragged across this neighborhood" What is the definition of "a yo"?


crackz

Instruction: "i got an ub3r l337 crackz for kotor ii yesterday, it pwns" What is the definition of "crackz"?


call gooder

Context: "justin: "mandy, you're a call gooder

a term used to confuse people and play a practical joke on them

Instruction: ""justin: "mandy, you're a call gooder" What is the definition of "call gooder"?


bats in your pockets

Instruction: "eminem's from detroit, and he got bats in your pockets" What is the definition of "bats in your pockets"?


drunk tank drunk

when you're so drunk that if seen in public, you'd be admitted to a drunk tank by the police

Instruction: "hey dude, we are sooo getting drunk tank drunk this weekend" What is the definition of "drunk tank drunk"?


catch your wave

Context: i really wanna catch your wave

Instruction: "i really wanna catch your wave" What is the definition of "catch your wave"?


cunningle

collective noun, decriptive of a group of lesbians

Instruction: "the bar was pretty empty, apart the cunningle of lesbians in the corner" What is the definition of "cunningle"?


cingulastoned

the auora of cingular wireless workers getting [stoned] off their ass after a long hard day's [work] as a [wage slave]

Instruction: "sam was late coming home tonight because he stayed after work to get cingulastoned" What is the definition of "cingulastoned"?


bhumtrum

your bhumtrum is the vertical groove that lies between your lower back and the top of your bottom

Instruction: "the groove formation of the bhumtrum allows for your partner to gently and easily stroke the area in an affectionate manner" What is the definition of "bhumtrum"?


manadore

Context: suzy is such a manadore

a female who has a knack for luring multiple hott guys into her bed while avoiding feelings and attachment (the dangerous stuff)

Instruction: "suzy is such a manadore" What is the definition of "manadore"?


dirty person

the act of crapping on a womans vagina after she passes out, and leaving it for her to discover in the morning, but not before photographing it

Instruction: "man i gave that bitch a rotten dirty person" What is the definition of "dirty person"?


bad day

Context: sally is having a bad day

the day you wake up hit your head on numerous objects, trip on several steps, and coincidentaly spill mustard on your white (insert type of clothing here)

Instruction: "sally is having a bad day" What is the definition of "bad day"?


bad day

Context: i'm having a bad day

Instruction: "i'm having a bad day" What is the definition of "bad day"?


bad day

Context: shit thats a bad day

<read in irish-esque accent> so, ya wake up one mahrnin', and ye drank a wee bit too much last nite

Instruction: "shit thats a bad day" What is the definition of "bad day"?


bad day

Context: had a bad day

a song my daniel powter or something like this very repetitive

Instruction: "had a bad day" What is the definition of "bad day"?


armdroid

the beautiful marriage of [google]'s [android] operating system running on an [arm] processor architecture, as opposed to [wintel], the unholy alliance of [microsoft] [windows] running on [intel] [x86]

Instruction: "it appears the future of computing may be dominated by armdroid" What is the definition of "armdroid"?


baldsmack

arrogant wanker who enjoys the fact of smacking bald people

Instruction: "guy 1: hey you want to go dance? guy 2: hell no, you're a baldsmack" What is the definition of "baldsmack"?


botticini

"pronounced "botty-chee-knee"  italian for bottom, but a perfectly serviceable alternative in english too

Instruction: ""luigi, il mio botticini � dolorante sculacciata troppo  or, in english  "luigi, my bottom is sore from too much spanking""" What is the definition of "botticini"?


butt loving

the act of slowly thrusting a mans anus during intercourse

Instruction: "person1:i gave tim such a butt loving last night" What is the definition of "butt loving"?


adisco

Context: vamos al a adisco

Instruction: "vamos al a adisco" What is the definition of "adisco"?


flobee

Context: pass the flobee while i spark this bowl

a device used to help cover the smell of pot

Instruction: "pass the flobee while i spark this bowl" What is the definition of "flobee"?


shore whore

a female who seems to think that excessive tanning and wearing a loin cloth in sub zero temperatures will make her more attractive at the bar

Instruction: "did you just see that shore whore nose dive into the snow bank? i can see her clit piercings from here" What is the definition of "shore whore"?


capstard

a derogatory reference to a person who writes e-mails using all capital letters

Instruction: "did you get that e-mail message from the boss?  what a capstard" What is the definition of "capstard"?


bowl on the bowl

when you are having a bowl of cereal while you sit on the toilet to take your morning shit

Instruction: "while i was having a bowl on the bowl i accidentally poured my cereal down the toilet" What is the definition of "bowl on the bowl"?


hrey

Instruction: "i was getting some awsome hrey after school yesterday" What is the definition of "hrey"?


crooked as a pig dick

a dishonest person or organization who regularly cheats or swindles people or buisnesses

Instruction: "obama is crooked as a pig dick on this health care shit" What is the definition of "crooked as a pig dick"?


cutipoo

-noun-  the fecal matter that gets underneath your fingernail(s) when you wipe

Instruction: ""i hate it when you don't have enough toilet paper, and you end up getting cutipoo because you didn't have enough" What is the definition of "cutipoo"?


belill

a motivating crap, usually filling up the crapper, dark in color and rancid in smell

Instruction: "man that belill i took earlier cleared the whole bathroom, i had to flush three times to get rid of it all" What is the definition of "belill"?


bibrow

bibrow refers to the intellectual orientation of someone who appreciates both highbrow and lowbrow entertainment

Instruction: "typical bibrow people are indie filmmakers who win prestigious grants, make important, critically acclaimed films and social change documentaries, but also post fb updates about the bachelor" What is the definition of "bibrow"?


teh 1337est kid of tehm all, the only person taht has relative close pwning power to him is teh f0rs4k3n, who is pretty 1337 himself

Instruction: ""lololololol woooowz0r omfg tahts teh bo0m i spooge over oregon" What is the definition of "bo0m"?


chatter cock

a male who can talk the talk on online dating sites but not follow through with an actual meeting, let alone physical contact

Instruction: "after 4 months of explicit [chats] with the chatter cock on both a dating site and private email, i finally realized we would never meet" What is the definition of "chatter cock"?


flemish

Instruction: ""i speak english, but flemish was my first language" What is the definition of "flemish"?


flemish

the flemish culture is one of the three best cultures, which are the (not uptight part of the) british culture, the scottish culture and this kickass one

Instruction: "one thing i like about flanders and the flemish culture is that you can drive 30 miles/15 kilometers and you'd run into a different dialect" What is the definition of "flemish"?


anna toepfer

Context: anna toepfer loves everybody

a girl who's smart for her age, super pretty, and really hilarious

Instruction: "anna toepfer loves everybody" What is the definition of "anna toepfer"?


brain job

the act of getting a brain freeze from a slushie, while getting a blow job

Instruction: "dude, my girl totally gave me a brain job last night" What is the definition of "brain job"?


brain job

Context: hey, baby wanna give me a brain job

the act of getting a brain freeze during a blowjob

Instruction: "hey, baby wanna give me a brain job" What is the definition of "brain job"?


brain job

Context: that girl is such a brain job

a girl or guy who is an excessive oral sex giver and that may take money for his or her deeds or not

Instruction: "that girl is such a brain job" What is the definition of "brain job"?


ass mechanic

Instruction: "when the ass mechanic stuck his finger in bob's [poop chute], he moaned another doctor's name" What is the definition of "ass mechanic"?


aranea

a wonderful example of the lovely human race

Instruction: "man, don't step on that thing, it's aranea" What is the definition of "aranea"?


balika

Context: a party isn't right without a balika

descendants of the gods also known as a family, united as one and indestructible, sexy as hell and cocky, they are also unleashed party animals!

Instruction: "a party isn't right without a balika" What is the definition of "balika"?


autoblows

Context: an irs audit autoblows

something that is horrible all by itself

Instruction: "an irs audit autoblows" What is the definition of "autoblows"?


rolking the dulge

Instruction: "i was giggling in a rolking the dulge sort of way, not in a thats funny sort of way" What is the definition of "rolking the dulge"?


cuts to the quick

Context: her tone always cuts to the quick

Instruction: "her tone always cuts to the quick" What is the definition of "cuts to the quick"?


b team

Context: dude, that was b team on your part

"derived from high school varsity and junior varsity sports, where the "b team" is made up of the stragglers and uncoordinated losers

Instruction: "dude, that was b team on your part" What is the definition of "b team"?


b team

the b team is a team of all your second string bitches

Instruction: "damn my gurls are on vacation i gotta come out of the closet with the b team" What is the definition of "b team"?


b team

the b team is the girls you think of when you beat off

Instruction: "dude she is so hot she totally made the b team" What is the definition of "b team"?


b team

"the b team refers to the "other team", i

Instruction: ""jack went to bangkok and didn't get laid, i think he's on the b team" What is the definition of "b team"?


sharknado

a hell-storm of swirling winds and killer sharks capable of leveling small towns and turning mediocre b-list celebrities into has-been d-listers

Instruction: ""what happened to jim? "oh, he had his shit ruined by that goddamn sharknado" What is the definition of "sharknado"?


sharknado

"a "sharknado" derives from a combination of both the words "shark" and "tornado"

Instruction: "did you hear? cory just witnessed a sharknado" What is the definition of "sharknado"?


sharknado

Instruction: "example 1: if you are trapped in a school bus flooded with water and sharks waiting to make you purina shark chow, just know a sharknado is on it's way" What is the definition of "sharknado"?


sharknado

the scariest effen weather phenomenon going

Instruction: "forecasts are calling for a sharknado in la this weekend" What is the definition of "sharknado"?


sharknado

something that prevents a really good event from being successful or an alternative, really crap, event that people choose in preference to what you've organised

Instruction: "my party was hit by a sharknado as only a few people showed up" What is the definition of "sharknado"?


sharknado

anything that is big, confusing and potentially dangerous that probably shouldn't exist but you still have to deal with anyway

Instruction: "as charlie sheen's pr person you have to deal with one sharknado after another" What is the definition of "sharknado"?


sharknado

"a "sharknado" derives from a combination of both the words "shark" and "tornado"

Instruction: "did you hear? cory just witnessed a sharknado" What is the definition of "sharknado"?


alley cats

Context: "gerry: "i gotta alley cats so bad

an umbrella term for inebriated public urination, usually taking place at 2am in a dark milwaukee alley

Instruction: ""gerry: "i gotta alley cats so bad" What is the definition of "alley cats"?


frontkick

a very skillful movement of one's dominant leg with the aim of harming whoever is in the kick's path

Instruction: "you know what they call this? a frontkick" What is the definition of "frontkick"?


qwayshawn

a very beautiful, intelligent, passionate woman

Instruction: "ughhhhhhh, i am so ugly, i wish i was qwayshawn" What is the definition of "qwayshawn"?


gray rape

contrary to the 2008 definition, gray rape is sex that falls somewhere between being consensual and non-consensual

Instruction: "gray rape is the most common type of rape" What is the definition of "gray rape"?


dvergsdal

"the name "dvergsdal" is only truly understood by those who are worthy of this clan's presence

Instruction: "we have to submit to our dvergsdal overlords" What is the definition of "dvergsdal"?


bamboozlement tokens

Instruction: "i can't get drunk this weekend as i am out of bamboozlement tokens  that bar only charges 3 bamboozlement tokens for a beer" What is the definition of "bamboozlement tokens"?


mez

"a short way to say "mezmerizing" or "mind=blown

Instruction: "john: did you know spiders eat their babies? mike: whoa, mez" What is the definition of "mez"?


mez

Context: "me: "that mez is so insanely cool

Instruction: ""me: "that mez is so insanely cool" What is the definition of "mez"?


bodukeing

to drive one's car off road in a fast manner

Instruction: "dude, we totally went bodukeing in the nova last night" What is the definition of "bodukeing"?


extra'd out

Context: "ay why u gota be all extra'd out tho

"the latest thing among america's black youth

Instruction: ""ay why u gota be all extra'd out tho" What is the definition of "extra'd out"?


anders friden

the lead vocalist for one of the greatest melodic death metal bands hailing from sweden, in flames

Instruction: "anders friden is the lead vocalist for in flames, passenger, and previously dark tranquillity" What is the definition of "anders friden"?


noisia

noisia is also a three-man [drum & bass] production crew from groningen, nl, comprising thijs de vlieger, nik roos and martijn van sonderen

Instruction: "noisia & mayhem - lockjaw (citrus) konflict - messiah - noisia remix (renegade hardware) noisia - block control (movin' shadow)" What is the definition of "noisia"?


animeitis

a disease that happens once a year to all anime fans when an anime convention appears

Instruction: ""i had animeitis this weekend  "i watched so much anime i think i came down with animeitis"  "at anime conventions i have a serious case of animeitis""" What is the definition of "animeitis"?


blogatorial

"a cross between an editorial and a blog piece of content found on the web

Instruction: "i could not believe how an editor of wired magazine's blogatorial commented on how cool the new blogatorial buzzword is now becoming" What is the definition of "blogatorial"?


hafshya

it's a bengali word often used to describe a ruthlessly selfish moron within the south asian community, whether it be a family member, a friend or just a random stranger

Instruction: "for example, 'nani, thumi kotho boro hafshya'  translated to: granny, you are such a hafshya" What is the definition of "hafshya"?


dzenan

Context: dzenan is too goon for an example

Instruction: "dzenan is too goon for an example" What is the definition of "dzenan"?


cathrined

Context: oh man, you just got so cathrined

verb: to be hit on, admired, or groped by a nasty whore or skanker

Instruction: "oh man, you just got so cathrined" What is the definition of "cathrined"?


forkosherea

forkosh fused with mannarea one of forkoshes most lethal forms he is almost unbeatable at this stage of power

Instruction: "mannarea plus forkosh equals forkosherea" What is the definition of "forkosherea"?


alodfawtm

Instruction: ""bob says: "what does alodfawtm mean?" you reply: "a lot of dumb fucks ask what this means" "" What is the definition of "alodfawtm"?


nungy

Context: do my tits look nungy in this top?

Instruction: "do my tits look nungy in this top?" What is the definition of "nungy"?


butt head

Context: biff tannen was a butt head

Instruction: "biff tannen was a butt head" What is the definition of "butt head"?


broken face

Context: oh man, she is a total broken face

a person, usually a girl that has unattractive physical attributes, or more simply that is ugly

Instruction: "oh man, she is a total broken face" What is the definition of "broken face"?


cooter bunnies

any sexually transmitted disease on one's vagina

Instruction: "he did not have sex with her because she is known to have cooter bunnies" What is the definition of "cooter bunnies"?


pickle dick

when you have sex for so long that the vinegary vaginal acids start to degrade your dick, much like how vinegar transforms a cucumber into a pickle

Instruction: "charlie: i saw that you had taylor over for a long time last night, you got to watch out for that pickle dick" What is the definition of "pickle dick"?


pickle dick

Context: wow, you have a stinky pickle dick

its when you ecumulate alot of sweat and leftover piss and jizz on the end of your penis, it smells like vinegar or pickles

Instruction: "wow, you have a stinky pickle dick" What is the definition of "pickle dick"?


pickle dick

Context: we're in a pickle dick

a predictament or troubling occurance/ also used to annoy others in shouting matches

Instruction: "we're in a pickle dick" What is the definition of "pickle dick"?


big black bitch splitter.

a extremely large penis belonging to a person of african descent

Instruction: "that poor girl is never going to walk again after that dude rips her with his big black bitch splitter." What is the definition of "big black bitch splitter."?


apus history

one of the most ridiculously difficult, most fucking aggravating and profoundly anal retentive classes ever to be conceived by a devil worshiping baby eater

Instruction: "bum: spare some change??  pedestrian: why didn't you finish high school ya lazy bum?  bum: i took apus history" What is the definition of "apus history"?


algaesia

the mythical world in which eragon lives

Instruction: "man i totally tried to visit eragon last night in algaesia" What is the definition of "algaesia"?


much like the golf club, a reference to someone who looks good from about 100 yards out, but not from up close

Instruction: "the chick at the bar last night was about a 9-iron" What is the definition of "9-iron"?


bathroom pleaser

a man/woman who constantly has sex in a bathroom

Instruction: "bob: dudeee i just did the bathroom pleaser across the hall" What is the definition of "bathroom pleaser"?


woodcutter's daughter

Instruction: "i was munchin a woodcutter's daughter only to find that i had pubic hair stuck between my teeth" What is the definition of "woodcutter's daughter"?


creme soda

creme soda is the term used when a girl is trying to tell her friend that she has her period in front of a guy

Instruction: "girl #1 : hey lisa, i have a creme soda that's going to explode" What is the definition of "creme soda"?


da boiz

the name used for a group of boiz, who hang around, get drunk and start fights

Instruction: ""what are you doing terry? "i'm wid da boiz" What is the definition of "da boiz"?


da boiz

they are ruthless and run the show , they start fights for no reason and can be found shredding up the parties

Instruction: ""oh look at tht mass guy over there , "dont make eye contact he is in da boiz and will fuck us up " ,"" What is the definition of "da boiz"?


around the world in 80 girls

Instruction: "around the world in 80 girls is a special kind of travel blog" What is the definition of "around the world in 80 girls"?


ohp

Instruction: "tfw not aesthetic tfw stalling on ohp tfw life is in shambles tfw need hoodie bcuz bulkan tfw no gf" What is the definition of "ohp"?


ohp

Instruction: "the ohp pulled me over for doing 75 on [interstate 35]" What is the definition of "ohp"?


adventure house

a place where clowns take little children to play in the dark basement, filled with lots of lolipops and hot dogs

Instruction: "i'm a clown and i want you to come to my adventure house" What is the definition of "adventure house"?


dunkoff

Context: derrick is a dunkoff

Instruction: "derrick is a dunkoff" What is the definition of "dunkoff"?


dunkoff

Context: that's the finest breed of dunkoff

rare type of chinese dog usually belonging to a girl by the name of rosemary

Instruction: "that's the finest breed of dunkoff" What is the definition of "dunkoff"?


desmolished

Instruction: ""did you sleep with her? "yeah man, i desmolished that pussy" What is the definition of "desmolished"?


baretta smoke

verb - to hold a cigarette between the lips as if smoking, but never light the cigarette, as made relatively famous by baretta, 70's t

Instruction: "i have a sore throat, so i'm just gonna baretta smoke this one" What is the definition of "baretta smoke"?


crunk rap

Instruction: "crunk rap b da shitz  i b rollin on twennyfourz  krank dat soulja boii" What is the definition of "crunk rap"?


dream theater

the progressive band whose technical proficiency on their instruments cannot be topped by any other rock group

Instruction: "most people cannot comprehend how incredible the music of dream theater is compared to average popular rock crap" What is the definition of "dream theater"?


dream theater

a prog-metal band hailing from the new york area, have been around for almost 20 years

Instruction: "dream theater fan: yo dude, you listen to dream theater?  dude: dream what?" What is the definition of "dream theater"?


dream theater

a kick ass progressive metal band from ny

Instruction: "prep: hey dream theater sux nsync rulz man  jock: yo bitch dream theater sux gangsta rap rulz yo  me: the music you listen to is shit" What is the definition of "dream theater"?


dream theater

progressive metal band that has existed since 1985, famed for their instrumental prowess and compositional skill

Instruction: "the new dream theater album, due in early june, is gonna rock" What is the definition of "dream theater"?


dream theater

one of several bands that i actually consistently like

Instruction: "who stole my dream theater cd?  there's going to be a reckoning" What is the definition of "dream theater"?


dream theater

Instruction: "me: dream theater are a kickass band  emo kid: na uh" What is the definition of "dream theater"?


bump monkey

a guy that goes to clubs, gets on the dance floor, and purposely bumps into chicks hoping that the chick will start grinding with him

Instruction: "that fuckin bump monkey out there just tried to grind on my girl" What is the definition of "bump monkey"?


bump monkey

a drug addict that will do anything for a fix and visits the drug dealer too often

Instruction: "he's just a fucking bump monkey trying to stay in my sac" What is the definition of "bump monkey"?


fandy

Context: oh shit, you have a fandy

hella cutesy girl who has a darling smile

Instruction: "oh shit, you have a fandy" What is the definition of "fandy"?


fandy

"a fandy is found on slightly fat men with shaven pubic hair

Instruction: "when he took his pants off and sat down, i realised he had a big fat fandy" What is the definition of "fandy"?


fandy

Context: she's such a fandy

"whilst slightly drunk, a young man and his friend were trying to think of what a camp female would be called

Instruction: "she's such a fandy" What is the definition of "fandy"?


fandy

a rather large person usually resembling a football

Instruction: "dude 1 - omg you seen that kid over there? dude 2 - shit he's such a fandy" What is the definition of "fandy"?


fandy

Context: "oh, that girl's trunk was so fandy

a adjective for describing someone's [ass] in good way

Instruction: ""oh, that girl's trunk was so fandy" What is the definition of "fandy"?


boob sloob

Context: boob sloob

a large chested prom-goer usually displaying her huge watermelons in a corset-like quince�era dress

Instruction: "boob sloob" What is the definition of "boob sloob"?


cheefer

person that smokes too much weed/ciggaretes (it dont matter)

Instruction: "person 1: nigga im call u cheefer person 2: why?   person 1: cuz evry time i turn aroun i see you smokin" What is the definition of "cheefer"?


bagel bear

Context: that fat ass eats like a bagel bear

Instruction: "that fat ass eats like a bagel bear" What is the definition of "bagel bear"?


bavarian blowtorch

when a female is performing fellatio on a man who has gas and proceeds to light his flatulence on fire in the middle of the fellatio act

Instruction: "i was getting a bavarian blowtorch from this midget the other night and totally charred the drapes" What is the definition of "bavarian blowtorch"?


lse

place where geeks and international jet/set diplomat kiddies meet to learn how to make out of rich people even richer people or how to become prime/minister in your home country

Instruction: "the lse is the most international university of the world" What is the definition of "lse"?


lse

london school of economics and political science:  as of 2004, 4th best in england* and the europe*, 11th in the world*

Instruction: "lse is only second to harvard in the social science league tables" What is the definition of "lse"?


lse

Context: that girl is a lse

Instruction: "that girl is a lse" What is the definition of "lse"?


lse

Context: fuk that cunt is a lse

one who is leet in cs that many believe he/she must hack

Instruction: "fuk that cunt is a lse" What is the definition of "lse"?


allisackor

Context: you gave me an allisackor you faggot

when you hit somebody in the nuts and the butt at the same time using an alligator mouth motion

Instruction: "you gave me an allisackor you faggot" What is the definition of "allisackor"?


dry wrenching

to enthusiastically dry hump despite the need of some form of lubricant to make the act a pleasant one

Instruction: "clare was red raw from dry wrenching the nubile young pool boy for several hours" What is the definition of "dry wrenching"?


cretension

when theres tension between you and your crew

Instruction: "damn, when we got stuck in that elevator for two hours, i was definitely starting to feel some cretension between bob and branden" What is the definition of "cretension"?


mah tee

Context: hey look its a mah tee

Instruction: "hey look its a mah tee" What is the definition of "mah tee"?


mah tee

Context: mah tee is my loving boyfriend <3

my sexy baby boyyy =]] i love him ever soo muchies

Instruction: "mah tee is my loving boyfriend <3" What is the definition of "mah tee"?


commissioner gordon

"when you surprise a girl by coming up behind her dressed as batman and then fucking her in the ass

Instruction: ""after i saw "the dark knight," i was so turned on, i gave your grandmother a commissioner gordon" What is the definition of "commissioner gordon"?


commissioner gordon

Instruction: "you know how commissioner gordon only contacts batman when he's in a tight spot? when the only time your friend contacts you is because he needs help" What is the definition of "commissioner gordon"?


baby kitty

when a guy comes on a girl's eyes while she is sleeping or unconcious causing her to rub her eyes and whine when she wakes up

Instruction: "hey dude, i came so much on my girl's eyes last night she woke up doin the baby kitty so she could open her eyes" What is the definition of "baby kitty"?


bodgasm

the intense euphoria felt when released from a bodice or [corset]

Instruction: "i had such an intense bodgasm yesterday at the end of fest" What is the definition of "bodgasm"?


ass dubes

result when you wipe a sweaty ass with super soft or linty toilet paper little bity miniature dubes roll themselves on your ass crack

Instruction: "randi wiped here butt on that always save and ended up with a bunch of ass dubes" What is the definition of "ass dubes"?


dilwale

Context: wow you have a dilwale

Instruction: "wow you have a dilwale" What is the definition of "dilwale"?


Context: my word this guy is a chup0

Instruction: "my word this guy is a chup0" What is the definition of "chup0"?


afloat

Instruction: "i lie on my back without moving to keep afloat" What is the definition of "afloat"?


community organizer

Context: he's a community organizer

lobbyist and/or rabble rouser for more government spending, more entitlements, and more preferential treatment (quotas) for certain privileged minorities

Instruction: "he's a community organizer" What is the definition of "community organizer"?


community organizer

a fake job generally used to fill resumes that would normally be empty

Instruction: "before he was a senator, he was a community organizer" What is the definition of "community organizer"?


community organizer

Instruction: ""hey ahmed, i just heard that the american infidels voted-in a community organizer as president" What is the definition of "community organizer"?


community organizer

Context: barack obama was a community organizer

a person who helps poor people obtain their basic human rights that are constantly surpressed ny the ruling elite who own wall street and washington

Instruction: "barack obama was a community organizer" What is the definition of "community organizer"?


basic dinner

a meal consisting of eight cans of food, simmered in a pot

Instruction: "everybody has pocket change tonight so we're making basic dinner" What is the definition of "basic dinner"?


freaky tiki

"a margarita drunk man who believes in an almighty god named freaky tiki and shouts, "you are the freaky tiki" to very random dudes"

Instruction: "the freaky tiki attacked me at the beach" What is the definition of "freaky tiki"?


dirty treefrog

the sexual act of finding a frog, preferable a treefrog due to their slimyness, and putting your foreskin in its mouth multiple times

Instruction: "my girl wouldn't give me a blowy so i had to do the old dirty treefrog" What is the definition of "dirty treefrog"?


lurk my status

Context: lurk my status if you like penis

"more or less the opposite of "like my status"

Instruction: "lurk my status if you like penis" What is the definition of "lurk my status"?


cat man

Context: "da-na-na-na-na cat man

Instruction: ""da-na-na-na-na cat man" What is the definition of "cat man"?


cat man

Context: "da-na-na-na-na cat man

Instruction: ""da-na-na-na-na cat man" What is the definition of "cat man"?


chocolate chicken train

Instruction: "i know she stole 30 bucks from me, so last night when we were having our break up sex, i gave her a chocolate chicken train" What is the definition of "chocolate chicken train"?


are we having fun yet?

an annoying phrase coined by dipshits at convenience stores, offices, or pretty much any place of business

Instruction: "are we having fun yet?   no, pull your shirt up so the fun can begin" What is the definition of "are we having fun yet?"?


laggot

Context: pwner is a laggot

a laggot is a person who enters a server, and causes the server to [lag]

Instruction: "pwner is a laggot" What is the definition of "laggot"?


laggot

Instruction: "dude, somebody tell that laggot to leave the game, he's making my children cry" What is the definition of "laggot"?


laggot

a person who is a faggot and makes other people lag online

Instruction: "i cant even hear you becuase of that fucking laggot" What is the definition of "laggot"?


laggot

Context: dude, john is such a laggot

Instruction: "dude, john is such a laggot" What is the definition of "laggot"?


laggot

a lacrosse playing homosexual guy, a combination of the words lacrosse and faggot

Instruction: "i love my laggot boy friend pat, and i when we have kids i want 2 little laggots (:" What is the definition of "laggot"?


chranic

Context: 'this shit is the chranic

[chronic] so strong, it may make you manic

Instruction: "'this shit is the chranic" What is the definition of "chranic"?


get your lean on

driving while leaning back or leaning to the side on the driver's side door or the other way, toward the center console

Instruction: "hey, get your lean on while you drive down the highway listening to biggie smalls" What is the definition of "get your lean on"?


mass avoidtion

when you really avoid someone because you're a fucking coward and can't face them

Instruction: "scott was performing mass avoidtion on caitlin because he was too scared to ask her out" What is the definition of "mass avoidtion"?


arabian moongoogles

when someone is sleeping and you put your balls on their eyes and wait for them to wake

Instruction: "pipp was taking a quick nap when i put my nuts on his eyes, he awoke to arabian moongoogles on his face" What is the definition of "arabian moongoogles"?


bitching at the finish line

when someone bitches about a task all the way to the end

Instruction: "yeah, but she's bitching at the finish line" What is the definition of "bitching at the finish line"?


chief justice

the highest-ranking judge in a given judicial system in the united states of america, whom sits at the head of the supreme court for his or her jurisdiction

Instruction: "william rehnquist is the current chief justice of the united states supreme court" What is the definition of "chief justice"?


chonnig

a generally distasteful person whose penis is wider than it is long (see [choad])

Instruction: "hermit you dirty chonnig get over here and clean my ringpiece" What is the definition of "chonnig"?


bmitw

Context: omg jms ur mi bmitw 4eva innit i lvs u

Instruction: "omg jms ur mi bmitw 4eva innit i lvs u" What is the definition of "bmitw"?


flute technique

Context: i kick ass at flute technique (its true

the ability to basically rock at playing the flute

Instruction: "i kick ass at flute technique (its true" What is the definition of "flute technique"?


brotorcycle

a motorcycle with one of those chill, little side-car things

Instruction: "if you drive by a motorcycle that appears to be drag racing with a massive fucking easter egg on wheels, you'll have complete understanding of the brotorcycle" What is the definition of "brotorcycle"?


jewish hula hoop

when an erect penis is placed inside the hole of a bagel and the bagel is then spun around in a fashion resembling that of a hula hoop

Instruction: "peter was disqualified from the jewish hula hoop world series (jhhws) after testing positive for viagra" What is the definition of "jewish hula hoop"?


dick stickers

Context: check out the dick stickers on him

australian slang for speedos or any other brief swimwear

Instruction: "check out the dick stickers on him" What is the definition of "dick stickers"?


not-a-jick

Context: you are totally not-a-jick

an extremely intelligent, exceptionally attractive, remarkably fragrant, or otherwise highly desirable person, place, thing, event, or memory

Instruction: "you are totally not-a-jick" What is the definition of "not-a-jick"?


schnoob

Context: a schnoob is alex plavner

a schnoob is the ultimate noob, even worse then a froob

Instruction: " a schnoob is alex plavner" What is the definition of "schnoob"?


analbanger

a male who has anal sex with other people roughly

Instruction: "this nigga and me was fucking tonight and then he turned into such an analbanger" What is the definition of "analbanger"?


fembrah

Context: thanks fembrah

Instruction: "thanks fembrah" What is the definition of "fembrah"?


fembrah

Context: thanks fembrah

Instruction: "thanks fembrah" What is the definition of "fembrah"?


cockslamp

"the act slapping someone about the body with your [cock] so hard that it leaves an impression or "[stamp]" shaped like a [dick]

Instruction: "shut up or you're getting another cockslamp" What is the definition of "cockslamp"?


bristyne

sexy hot amazingly funny and beautiful girl! bristyne's usually have big booty's

Instruction: "did you see bristyne at school today? yes she looked beautiful" What is the definition of "bristyne"?


bring it

Context: bring it bitch

Instruction: "bring it bitch" What is the definition of "bring it"?


edupredation

the act of a teacher stalking or actually having affairs with one or more of their students

Instruction: "erin mclean, a 30-yr old teacher in knoxville, tn proved herself expert at edupredation when her husband shot and killed the student with which she was having an affair" What is the definition of "edupredation"?


cock jumper

a person whom cannot be without a penis in their life

Instruction: "that damn sam is such a cock jumper she jumped off eddie for fred in less than 24 hours" What is the definition of "cock jumper"?


h'utt

"contraction of "head butt"  often used on the back end of a double contraction

Instruction: "that sad sack leaned in for a kiss, so i delivered a h'utt" What is the definition of "h'utt"?


carpet head

Context: don't be such a carpet head

describes a numb and tingling sensation around your head

Instruction: "don't be such a carpet head" What is the definition of "carpet head"?


cowzin

Instruction: "ray: who is that fat/phat girl over there?  jay: oh that is my cowzin" What is the definition of "cowzin"?


faggoted

Instruction: "atlanticus' faggotorial attack on the irc channel #cup, resulted in many being faggoted" What is the definition of "faggoted"?


chutya

a person who is an idiot and stupid, who doesnt know what he is doing

Instruction: "the chutya person  unknowingly does any stupid activity or say some something stupid" What is the definition of "chutya"?


flinty

Context: that louis tomlinson sure is flinty

someone who is not gay, but acts like they are

Instruction: "that louis tomlinson sure is flinty" What is the definition of "flinty"?


flinty

Context: that guy was flinty at the store

a person who is not gay but apears to be gay by acting girly

Instruction: "that guy was flinty at the store" What is the definition of "flinty"?


doysh

Context: doysh

when something goes your way, you shout to your mates

Instruction: "doysh" What is the definition of "doysh"?


auntie flo

a nickname/code word used as an alternative when a girl or woman is on her menstrual cycle or her [period]

Instruction: ""jane: "hey betty, you wanna come over after school today?"  betty: "nah, i'm having a visit from auntie flo and i don't feel too well about it" What is the definition of "auntie flo"?


blackplanet.com

Context: blackplanet.com is a hot website

hot website for all african-americans and even non-afro-americans

Instruction: "blackplanet.com is a hot website" What is the definition of "blackplanet.com"?


brazillian milkshake

a guy puts every kind of body liquid ([cum], [shit], [piss], [blood] [puss], [period], [puke]) in a chick's (or someone else's) mouth, then they gargle it and spit it out

Instruction: "dude 1: how was your night with crystal? dude 2: yea i gave her a brazillian milkshake last night dude 1: you sick fuck" What is the definition of "brazillian milkshake"?


chirty

Context: its almost nine fucking chirty

"the way someone from the north would pronounce the word "thirty""

Instruction: "its almost nine fucking chirty" What is the definition of "chirty"?


4d personality

Context: kim heechul has a 4d personality

that person is an eccentric person, of some sort

Instruction: "kim heechul has a 4d personality" What is the definition of "4d personality"?


badco

Context: would've said no, don't go with badco

Instruction: "would've said no, don't go with badco" What is the definition of "badco"?


athe-head

Context: athe-head  athe-heads

Instruction: "athe-head  athe-heads" What is the definition of "athe-head"?


avalene

beautiful, sexy as hell, intoxicating , mysterious and very loyal

Instruction: "they found him dead with a smile on his face, next to the bed was a picture of avalene" What is the definition of "avalene"?


conversexction

having an awkward conversation during sex/ sexual activities

Instruction: "mark and emily had an awkward conversexction yesterday and neither of them could cum" What is the definition of "conversexction"?


fruition

Instruction: "it was great to see my project come to fruition" What is the definition of "fruition"?


fruition

Instruction: "ahh yes my plan has come to fruition the searh was not fruitless ,jimmy was found decapitated, it was fruitious" What is the definition of "fruition"?


bio-pursing

training the vagina to store personal items, such as keys and ipods, on a 24/7 basis

Instruction: "i saw a girl bio-pursing at the store, she pulled her keys out of her vagina when she was leaving" What is the definition of "bio-pursing"?


p air

1) another word for loads  2) also used as a term to describe how fit a gal iz

Instruction: "1) therez p air of them 2) that gal is p airrrr fit" What is the definition of "p air"?


audiorgasmic

Instruction: "shit, man, that bassline is fucking audiorgasmic" What is the definition of "audiorgasmic"?


a-league memes

a facebook page that doesn't post memes  (golec is a fcking god)

Instruction: "did u hear about the a-league memes page on fb? lol yeah it doesnt post memes its autistic" What is the definition of "a-league memes"?


brohican

Context: yo brohican

Instruction: "yo brohican" What is the definition of "brohican"?


doughnut bumper

Instruction: "wow, that was the best doughnut bumper porn ever" What is the definition of "doughnut bumper"?


doughnut bumper

Context: that chic's a doughnut bumper

a lesbian, a female who likes the coochie

Instruction: "that chic's a doughnut bumper" What is the definition of "doughnut bumper"?


amythyst

Instruction: "person:who is that sexy beast over there? person 2: oh that's amythyst" What is the definition of "amythyst"?


chhb

Instruction: "person 1: this guy just asked me who my girlfriend was  person 2: lol don't worry he's just a chhb" What is the definition of "chhb"?


chernobyl stump stroke

Instruction: "i got a chernobyl stump stroke from this chick last night" What is the definition of "chernobyl stump stroke"?


biologically programmed as a woman

"biologically programmed- (women) a blanket term meant to absolve women of all responsibility for being sex obsessed, hormonal, needly, clingy, crazy, irrational, borderline retarded sacks of estrogen filled shit

Instruction: "it's not her fault man, she's biologically programmed as a woman to get attached if you fuck her good a couple times" What is the definition of "biologically programmed as a woman"?


harpreet

Context: meri harpreet

Instruction: "meri harpreet" What is the definition of "harpreet"?


harpreet

someone with great swag and great personality

Instruction: "lets go to king harpreet so he can teach us some swag" What is the definition of "harpreet"?


harpreet

total bitch with a long braid that everyone wants to cut off!!!

Instruction: "girl: eww your turning into such a harpreet" What is the definition of "harpreet"?


harpreet

to forget what happened and have amazing night over and over again with protection

Instruction: "a: i just got dumped  b: oh, lets have a harpreet night to forget about it" What is the definition of "harpreet"?


harpreet

Context: u r a proper harpreet

a really crippled retard kid, has a massive [bean] and has a crusty face like ellwyne

Instruction: " u r a proper harpreet" What is the definition of "harpreet"?


coolamundo

Context: emily is coolamundo

Instruction: "emily is coolamundo" What is the definition of "coolamundo"?


twatwaffle

Context: "that tom cruise is such a twatwaffle

Instruction: ""that tom cruise is such a twatwaffle" What is the definition of "twatwaffle"?


twatwaffle

the idiot that gets on your last damn nerve

Instruction: "there is this twatwaffle in my anatomy class who won't shut up even though he is obviously an idiot and everyone fucking hates his sputtering face" What is the definition of "twatwaffle"?


twatwaffle

occurs when a woman wears tight jeans without underwear and the hard seams painfully mash themselves into her undercarriage, leaving an angry red waffle-like pattern

Instruction: "when jerri first heard of what getting a twatwaffle was, things just got real for her" What is the definition of "twatwaffle"?


twatwaffle

another way of calling someone stupid, a bitch, and idiot, or annoying

Instruction: "matt horanzy just punched me in the face, what a twatwaffle" What is the definition of "twatwaffle"?


dattoo

"a tattoo that has digital content, usually only visible through some kind of tech spec, like google goggles

Instruction: "my brother got a dattoo of his mustang last week" What is the definition of "dattoo"?


carrot bush

Instruction: "ralph, the predominant carrot bush of the ginger herd, grew up in a lonely household, as a stepchild in a dysfunctional family" What is the definition of "carrot bush"?


gay hat

Context: "a) "oh my, you have such a gay hat

Instruction: ""a) "oh my, you have such a gay hat" What is the definition of "gay hat"?


all back of the bus

phrase that means your in a fucked up situation or in a situation not common to your reputatuion

Instruction: "dude: your suppose to be some slick shit muthafucker and now look at ya all back of the bus and shit  dude2: man fuck you" What is the definition of "all back of the bus"?


ass puller

Context: jeremy piven is a major ass puller

a guy or gal that is able to hook up with a lot of people based on his/her charm and/or good looks

Instruction: "jeremy piven is a major ass puller" What is the definition of "ass puller"?


breein' around

Instruction: ""where's bree? "probably just breein' around" What is the definition of "breein' around"?


breein' around

Instruction: ""where's bree? "probably just breein' around" What is the definition of "breein' around"?


atalanda

Instruction: ""hey man, have you seen atalanda's show? "yeah dude, atalanda is a fucking rockstar" What is the definition of "atalanda"?


cacking it

when you're really worried about something, shitting yourself

Instruction: "she was cacking it when the cops searched her bag" What is the definition of "cacking it"?


bite necks

Instruction: ""but, suzy, i really, really wanted to bite necks with him" What is the definition of "bite necks"?


bjeeznips

Context: 1) oh my bjeeznips

a way of saying jesus when you're hungry, bored, hyper or just feel like it

Instruction: "1) oh my bjeeznips" What is the definition of "bjeeznips"?


bweeman

a booger that a man stuffs into his peehole to pressurize his cumshot

Instruction: "that bweeman was so sticky, i nearly blew her face off" What is the definition of "bweeman"?


maybeline

Context: damn, that bitch is maybeline

Instruction: "damn, that bitch is maybeline" What is the definition of "maybeline"?


ambush sodomy

Context: i gave her some ambush sodomy

Instruction: "i gave her some ambush sodomy" What is the definition of "ambush sodomy"?


7th base

Instruction: "dustin: yooo i just got to 7th base last night  chris: wtf???? she was an ear virgin bro  sam: not anymore hiyoooooooo" What is the definition of "7th base"?


7th base

Context: got all the way to 7th base last night

Instruction: "got all the way to 7th base last night" What is the definition of "7th base"?


7th base

doing your girl while she's on her period

Instruction: "jim; so i licked her bloody pussy  non : 7th base woah" What is the definition of "7th base"?


7th base

Instruction: "dustin: yooo i just got to 7th base last night  chris: wtf???? she was an ear virgin bro  sam: not anymore hiyoooooooo" What is the definition of "7th base"?


7th base

Context: got all the way to 7th base last night

Instruction: "got all the way to 7th base last night" What is the definition of "7th base"?


7th base

doing your girl while she's on her period

Instruction: "jim; so i licked her bloody pussy  non : 7th base woah" What is the definition of "7th base"?


cockernocker

Context: can i have a cockernocker please

a cockernocker is a alcoholic drink containing one small bottle of babycham and a double gin,

Instruction: "can i have a cockernocker please" What is the definition of "cockernocker"?


feedback

Instruction: "dude, i just took a piss and got feedback" What is the definition of "feedback"?


feedback

providing input or advice to someone, often about relationships, music, or papers

Instruction: ""the professor gave me feedback on my paper; i hope i can incorporate it and get my grade up from an "f" to an "a"" What is the definition of "feedback"?


feedback

the characteristically high pitched sound that is emitted from speakers when a loop of interference develops between poorly placed speakers and microphones

Instruction: "when we set the mics and turned the system up for mic checks the feedback was screaming" What is the definition of "feedback"?


feedback

"the phenomenon of a visible and palpable wave of energy resulting from the compression and subsequent decompression of a female ass during "doggy-style" sexual intercourse

Instruction: "that apple bottom's feedback nearly disrupted my flow, but i still yahtzeed all over her face" What is the definition of "feedback"?


feedback

when you take a toke on a joint and some of it goes into your mouth due to a wide roach

Instruction: "dude, squeeze that roach im gettin some dirty feedback" What is the definition of "feedback"?


feedback

a starcraft term denoting the ability of a dark archon to deal damage to a casting unit equal to the amount of energy remaining in their reserve pool

Instruction: "feedback is an underrated skill  j00 gotz pwnz0r3d by feedback" What is the definition of "feedback"?


feedback

the band that would become known as [the hype] before changing their name again to become the greatest band ever - [u2]

Instruction: "feedback played at the local clubs last night" What is the definition of "feedback"?


faking in the lane

Context: stop faking in the lane

stop messing around, stalling, procrastinating and holding up the show when people are depending on you

Instruction: "stop faking in the lane" What is the definition of "faking in the lane"?


apose

similar to posing, be when people and/or animals pose for pictures without the photographer realizing it

Instruction: "the cat is apose en' me while i take pictures of my green lampshades" What is the definition of "apose"?


blue-state problems

social and economic problems that are usually found in blue(left-wing) states

Instruction: "weird how a lot of recent shootings and bankruptcies seem to be happening in mostly democratic states, talk about blue-state problems" What is the definition of "blue-state problems"?


duh da

Context: wow rachels duh da is so smooth

"a duh da is another name for a vagina or a "pussy""

Instruction: "wow rachels duh da is so smooth" What is the definition of "duh da"?


diadeatharoids

diadeatharoids is an intense medical condition of the anus

Instruction: "after coming into contact with the double-headed rhino in the congo, the man called goigi contracted diadeatharoids and had a particularly itchy buttock" What is the definition of "diadeatharoids"?


smart jock

"the exceptional individual who is not only extremely intelligent, but also an all star athlete

Instruction: "hey, i know this smart jock who can hold and read crime and punishment in one hand while making a 3 point shot with the other" What is the definition of "smart jock"?


smart jock

Context: there's no such thing as a smart jock

Instruction: "there's no such thing as a smart jock" What is the definition of "smart jock"?


day at the races

when someone goes to visit a strip club to wathc strippers dance

Instruction: "hey tony, lets have a day at the races tonight" What is the definition of "day at the races"?


gay polo

Context: that man has uspa on or gay polo

the type of polo with two man on one horse

Instruction: "that man has uspa on or gay polo" What is the definition of "gay polo"?


bergina monster

Context: omg kayla has a total bergina monster

its the kinda thing that makes u just say

Instruction: "omg kayla has a total bergina monster" What is the definition of "bergina monster"?


bay area time

Instruction: "09/12/2007 [05:10 pm] steve: what time is it? 09/12/2007 [05:10 pm] gabe : it's bay area time" What is the definition of "bay area time"?


fondelier

Instruction: "omg hes a fondelier run he'll touch your sack like a bowl full of jelly" What is the definition of "fondelier"?


bloogling

Instruction: "i was curious as to what people were saying in their blogs about this subject so i am bloogling it" What is the definition of "bloogling"?


burmingham booty call

when girls shove cell phones up their vaginas then transfers them to their anus

Instruction: "my girl gave me a great burmingham booty call" What is the definition of "burmingham booty call"?


cat landing

Instruction: "it is a cat landing that you managed to fling off your enemies" What is the definition of "cat landing"?


dfs

dfs = dating for sport  lots of fwb (friends with benefits), no commitments,where winning means you've scored in the bedroom

Instruction: "hey, jimmy, are you still dfs or are you looking for 'the one'?" What is the definition of "dfs"?


dfs

Context: he's obviously dfs

Instruction: "he's obviously dfs" What is the definition of "dfs"?


dfs

Context: a: ur ugly b: haha lol a: no, im dfs

Instruction: "a: ur ugly b: haha lol a: no, im dfs" What is the definition of "dfs"?


dfs

Context: dfs is neat

Instruction: "dfs is neat" What is the definition of "dfs"?


chode sprocket

the canootering valve to the ford taurus

Instruction: "ed shot the chode sprocket through the hood of his taurus when he ran out of turn signal fluid" What is the definition of "chode sprocket"?


Context: dont fuck wit dem 412 boyz

area code 412 for the city of pittsburgh

Instruction: "dont fuck wit dem 412 boyz" What is the definition of "412"?


nickname for kristen, also the street her previous house was at which was 100x better than the new one

Instruction: "that shit never would have happened on 412" What is the definition of "412"?


dick weasel

Context: freshman larry is such a dick weasel

a sneaky guy who has no shame in plotting to get girls to have sex with him

Instruction: "freshman larry is such a dick weasel" What is the definition of "dick weasel"?


dick weasel

a small creature that fits in the center of one's palm and when frightened will scurry under the covers of one's bed

Instruction: "dude, did you lose your dick weasel the other night, i found one in my bed" What is the definition of "dick weasel"?


dick weasel

Context: jarron you are such a dick weasel

Instruction: "jarron you are such a dick weasel" What is the definition of "dick weasel"?


c-day

Context: happy c-day michelle hong

a gay thing that crips or wannabe crips do when shortening b-day

Instruction: "happy c-day michelle hong" What is the definition of "c-day"?


c-day

Context: happy c-day snoop

snoop doggs birthday, the c coming from his real name calvin broadus

Instruction: "happy c-day snoop" What is the definition of "c-day"?


boogachillastic

when you feel like dancing (boogeying), but you still feel really chill and laid back

Instruction: "the roots were so boogachillastic tonight" What is the definition of "boogachillastic"?


consummate our love

an expression meaning to have passionate sex

Instruction: "ben: so, tim, what did you do last night? tim: well, it was mine and jenny's week anniversary so we decided to consummate our love in the back of my [buick]" What is the definition of "consummate our love"?


chilliplantgate

the causing of upset using a chilli plant to do so

Instruction: "chilliplantgate was caused in the village this week when a [neighbour] was in tears following the destruction of his freshly [clean]ed [patio] area by a [flying] dead [chilli] plant" What is the definition of "chilliplantgate"?


ardelia

Context: that chick is sooo ardelia

the most unstereotypical kind of girl you can imagine

Instruction: "that chick is sooo ardelia" What is the definition of "ardelia"?


afghani blood sausage

when you screw a girl on her rag, and then she proceeds to give you head afterwards

Instruction: "i thought i was going to puke, when my girl and i performed the afghani blood sausage" What is the definition of "afghani blood sausage"?


darmesha

a girl who has an unearthly love for booty in every aspect of her life

Instruction: "that girl must have some kind of workout regime for her tight ass, she's such a darmesha" What is the definition of "darmesha"?


blunt crawl

when you are in the process of rolling a blunt when the spot suddenly gets too sketchy and you have to move to a better spot

Instruction: "we saw 2 cops drive by while we were rollin up so we had to blunt crawl up the street to a more secure spot" What is the definition of "blunt crawl"?


blossomous maximus

Context: she has a nice blossomous maximus

either of the two soft, protruding organs on the upper front of a woman's body that secrete milk after pregnancy

Instruction: "she has a nice blossomous maximus" What is the definition of "blossomous maximus"?


just-got-fucked hair

Instruction: "honey, who was he? cuz you've got the just-got-fucked hair look going on" What is the definition of "just-got-fucked hair"?


brown camping

Instruction: "mark was successfully awarded the overseas project on the merit of his brown camping" What is the definition of "brown camping"?


great piece

Instruction: "old man: that's a great piece you got there, i'll give you 20 bucks" What is the definition of "great piece"?


half cheese

Context: there goes the half cheese

describes a yellow school bus that is about half the size as a normal buss

Instruction: "there goes the half cheese" What is the definition of "half cheese"?


bc rich beast

a metal style guitar with amazing metal looks

Instruction: "my bc rich beast beats the hell out of your crappy guitar" What is the definition of "bc rich beast"?


bc rich beast

the guitar that the kids who listen to slipknot, korn, and mudvayne will ask their parents to buy

Instruction: "the bc rich beast may be one of the worst guitars ever created" What is the definition of "bc rich beast"?


bourbon dictionary

a user-written compendium of cocktail recipes

Instruction: ""bert: "i can't find 'flaming nazi buster' in bourbon dictionary" What is the definition of "bourbon dictionary"?


evertonian

supporter of the finest team in the land

Instruction: "he's lucky, he was born into it, he is an evertonian" What is the definition of "evertonian"?


evertonian

"usually the kind of person you cross over the road to avoid

Instruction: "look at that evertonian smoking crack and stealing cars" What is the definition of "evertonian"?


evertonian

a bitter and twisted supporter of the other team in the city of liverpool

Instruction: "evertonian quote: we'd be famous if we were'nt in liverpool's shadow" What is the definition of "evertonian"?


evertonian

Instruction: ""the muppet evertonian actually thought his team was not going to be relegated under their inbred manc leader phil "i bring the flies in" neville" What is the definition of "evertonian"?


birthpod

a term that would be used to describe ones mother

Instruction: "my birthpod caught me smoking pot so i can't hang out tonight" What is the definition of "birthpod"?


american dick stuffer

the act of getting a womens nipples hard and sticking them up your urethra well you sing the star spangle banner

Instruction: "michael: the other day this girl give me an american dick stuffer  sam: did it hurt?  michael: kinda, but its soo worth it" What is the definition of "american dick stuffer"?


cdts

Context: "omg, my cdts is acting up

"cdts stands for "chronic drunk text syndrome"

Instruction: ""omg, my cdts is acting up" What is the definition of "cdts"?


butt grenade

Instruction: "dude, i need a new toilet, i had another butt grenade go off" What is the definition of "butt grenade"?


butt grenade

Instruction: "dude, i need a new toilet, i had another butt grenade go off" What is the definition of "butt grenade"?


stands for coon killerz 17th street or crazy killerz 17th street

Instruction: "oh shit look tweak just hit up under ck17 his new crew" What is the definition of "ck17"?


cat nap

a short nap when you know you have to get up soon

Instruction: "i am going home to get a cat nap before we go out" What is the definition of "cat nap"?


cat nap

Instruction: "while aidan was napping, nathan snuck into his room and with the help of chairman meow zedong, turned his afternoon nap into a cat nap" What is the definition of "cat nap"?


bellevue bronco

the act of securely tying your sexual partner to the bed, on their back

Instruction: "after i tied her up and she saw the flash from my digital elph, she was bucking like a bellevue bronco" What is the definition of "bellevue bronco"?


boydstun

Context: that girl has a boydstun

Instruction: "that girl has a boydstun" What is the definition of "boydstun"?


slunky

"a slunky is a blow-job which involves an excessive amounts of saliva generated by the sucker

Instruction: "nothing feels better when a girl gives me a long, hot slunky" What is the definition of "slunky"?


slunky

Context: look at that slunky doing her thing

Instruction: "look at that slunky doing her thing" What is the definition of "slunky"?


slunky

adjective: one who both posses the qualities of a slut while also being chunky

Instruction: "how slunky was ella last night at sofia's getty, when she flirted and fooled around with 485767373359 guys" What is the definition of "slunky"?


slunky

Instruction: "look at that slunky girl grinding up on that dude" What is the definition of "slunky"?


slunky

Context: damn, mykel has been slunky lately

not acting in the manor of an upstanding citizen in today's society

Instruction: "damn, mykel has been slunky lately" What is the definition of "slunky"?


slunky

a combination of a monkey and a slut -- therefore creating a slunky

Instruction: "a certain somebody, who would not let me use his name, thinks that a certain someone is a slunky" What is the definition of "slunky"?


coca cola blak

a variation of your beverage [coca cola]

Instruction: "i need to wake up, get me a can of coca cola blak will ya?" What is the definition of "coca cola blak"?


all y'all

Instruction: "would all y'all come over here to watch this" What is the definition of "all y'all"?


drama mama

Context: my fag hag regina is such a drama mama

one who draws conflict and negativity to themselves for attention or self grandification

Instruction: "my fag hag regina is such a drama mama" What is the definition of "drama mama"?


drama mama

Instruction: "quit whinning and chill you crazy drama mama" What is the definition of "drama mama"?


drama mama

a mother of a child involved in dramatic arts

Instruction: "i'm a soccer mom but also, lord help me a drama mama" What is the definition of "drama mama"?


jack daniel's

Instruction: "last month i drove 7 hours to lynchburg to sip on some smooth jack daniel's tennessee whiskey, drink jack on jack's grave, and see my buddy dusty" What is the definition of "jack daniel's"?


sloppy marathon

when ejaculate bursts from a person and lands upon the interior surface of ones athletic shoe or sneaker

Instruction: "ryan went to put on his shoes and realized he had been a victim of a sloppy marathon" What is the definition of "sloppy marathon"?


becca face

Context: haha, that joke gave her a becca face

Instruction: "haha, that joke gave her a becca face" What is the definition of "becca face"?


aaron hrozencik

"a scholar of the code of ethics developed by rick ross in his debut album "port of miami

Instruction: "wow, that guy has an impressive conception of the nutt, he must be an aaron hrozencik sort of fellow" What is the definition of "aaron hrozencik"?


glandular fluid

clear substance that excrites from a womens body during intercourse or masturbation good for lubrication on the male penis

Instruction: "becky yesterday my boyfriend was such a good fuck that i squirted my glandular fluid all over his floor" What is the definition of "glandular fluid"?


glenwood delts jr.

someone who is narcissistic, self-centered, and egotistical

Instruction: "girl: he's being such a glenwood delts jr." What is the definition of "glenwood delts jr."?


batter on

"in ireland, the term means to "head off" or "leave

Instruction: ""right lads, i'm gonna batter on here now  "alright, cya later" What is the definition of "batter on"?


birthday suit

one's bare skin (from the fact that a person would not have any clothes on the minute they were born)

Instruction: "i found it embarrassing for them to see me in my birthday suit" What is the definition of "birthday suit"?


birthday suit

Instruction: "the night i got back from my tour of duty, my lady put on her birthday suit" What is the definition of "birthday suit"?


birthday suit

a suit that looks like you're naked, and look like you were a baby

Instruction: "you just captured me wearing a birthday suit" What is the definition of "birthday suit"?


birthday suit

having no clothes or covering garments upon ones body

Instruction: "i got really drunk and ran around in my birthday suit" What is the definition of "birthday suit"?


alien tweeb

Instruction: "shaedan is an alien tweeb for his freakishly long legs" What is the definition of "alien tweeb"?


hasifah

Context: hasifah

someone who is really fit, buff, peng and clever

Instruction: "hasifah" What is the definition of "hasifah"?


pooua

"acronym for a very creepy individual, possibly "person of overwhelmingly unusual awkwardness"

Instruction: "jeffrey dahmer was a real pooua who turned into a cannibalistic murderer" What is the definition of "pooua"?


cornothologist

a person who has devoted their lives to the study of every type of corn

Instruction: "i want to be a cornothologist when i grow up" What is the definition of "cornothologist"?


pasture

Context: don't touch my pasture

any grassy-knoll-like surface of the body

Instruction: "don't touch my pasture" What is the definition of "pasture"?


cheesy tot

a tator tot looking food filled with cheesy potatoes and ground round

Instruction: "kelly woke up in the morning without her long johns on thinking of only the cheesy tot she was about to sink her lips into" What is the definition of "cheesy tot"?


og thot

Context: she not just a thot she a og thot

Instruction: "she not just a thot she a og thot" What is the definition of "og thot"?


nap over

a not entirely innocent sleep over at someone else's house, generally occurring after a night out when one is not entirely forthcoming about their late night sleeping arrangements

Instruction: "katie: suzy, did you have a nap over at tim's last night? suzy: (blushes) yip (giggles) katie: (giggles)" What is the definition of "nap over"?


curly wurlies

pubic hair, particularly in the crotch area

Instruction: ""its like my testicles have their own jew fro  "yah man, that's a lot curly wurlies you got going there" What is the definition of "curly wurlies"?


antidisastablishtarianism

a really big word that means your against the disastablishment of stuff

Instruction: "dude your in a fucking antidisastablishtarianism group" What is the definition of "antidisastablishtarianism"?


flash texting

similar to flash mobs get a large group of people

Instruction: "we just spent all night flash texting her" What is the definition of "flash texting"?


floon

Context: "oh just go eat floon

a mixture of water, white cheddar popcorn, doritos, five gum, perfume, febreez, and spit

Instruction: ""oh just go eat floon" What is the definition of "floon"?


cardboard badger

a badger made of cardboard that they have in urban outfitters

Instruction: "i want that cardboard badger for my hallway" What is the definition of "cardboard badger"?


budasha

Instruction: "man he is such a budasha for locking his keys in the car" What is the definition of "budasha"?


irix

a unix-based operating systems for silicon graphics inc

Instruction: "irix is a good, stable os, and my sgi-machine hasn't gone down for 180 days" What is the definition of "irix"?


dissension

Context: he tolerated a little dissension

Instruction: "he tolerated a little dissension" What is the definition of "dissension"?


rug muncher

Instruction: "that large girl with the short hair and hairy legs looks like a rug muncher" What is the definition of "rug muncher"?


rug muncher

this is slang for a lesbian, the basic term is someone who likes to eat carpet

Instruction: "kate is a rug muncher she likes to shop at carpet right" What is the definition of "rug muncher"?


calzowned

the proccess of being baked in an oven, and then eaten by a mob of angry italians

Instruction: "you just got calzowned by that sick person who likes to [sclass] corpes" What is the definition of "calzowned"?


mlas

Instruction: "mlas - you will not hear another thing about it" What is the definition of "mlas"?


angel kiss

the act of performing oral sex on a woman while she is menstruating

Instruction: "my lady friend was having her period, but i love her so much that i gave her an angel kiss" What is the definition of "angel kiss"?


angel kiss

(a term from the internet in christian version)  when a guardian angel comforts a person

Instruction: "whoever created that sexual term for angel kiss should be ashamed" What is the definition of "angel kiss"?


angel kiss

when a someone gives another person an angel cream pie and then sucks it out with a straw

Instruction: "i'm going to give brooke a angel kiss tonight" What is the definition of "angel kiss"?


snowmen

Context: your pair of 10's beat my snowmen

Instruction: "your pair of 10's beat my snowmen" What is the definition of "snowmen"?


snowmen

Instruction: "did you see those dudes in the pink polo shirts? what a bunch of snowmen" What is the definition of "snowmen"?


hauling dicks

Context: holy shit that guy was hauling dicks

when a jackass in a componsator speeds buy with no sight of slowing down

Instruction: "holy shit that guy was hauling dicks" What is the definition of "hauling dicks"?


feat

Context: i love a good feat and cheese sandwich

Instruction: "i love a good feat and cheese sandwich" What is the definition of "feat"?


feat

Context: "oh my god that girl is so feat

Instruction: ""oh my god that girl is so feat" What is the definition of "feat"?


bignelly

"a man-like creature who usually comes from dorset that loves beer and sex

Instruction: ""i found myself in the woods last week and suddely a wild bignelly appeared" What is the definition of "bignelly"?


titums

Context: hey titums get your fat ass over here

Instruction: "hey titums get your fat ass over here" What is the definition of "titums"?


titums

Context: look at the titums on that bitch

Instruction: "look at the titums on that bitch" What is the definition of "titums"?


beat that joint

Instruction: "aye, dog she let me beat that joint last night" What is the definition of "beat that joint"?


16 and pregnant

Instruction: "the girl on 16 and pregnant became pregnant by sticking a dick in between her legs and becoming a slut" What is the definition of "16 and pregnant"?


"acronym for "couch to 5k", the process of changing from a [couch potato] to a runner capable of completing a 5 kilometer race

Instruction: "i got the c25k app for my iphone; now i'm on week 5" What is the definition of "c25k"?


carpet minger

Instruction: "i swear that one on the left is a fucking carpet minger" What is the definition of "carpet minger"?


bittinger

Context: look at bittinger over there

a fine peice of ass that gets some daily because he has a 10 foot cock

Instruction: "look at bittinger over there" What is the definition of "bittinger"?


arrowwood

white upscale neighborhood on the north-side of ann arbor michigan

Instruction: "ann arbor is rich town and arrowwood is a place" What is the definition of "arrowwood"?


bloody jub

Context: jesse look, you have a bloody jub

the flabby upper par of the calf, when cut open and bleeding

Instruction: "jesse look, you have a bloody jub" What is the definition of "bloody jub"?


car surfing

Context: lets go car surfing

a passtime where a person rides on the outside of a car

Instruction: "lets go car surfing" What is the definition of "car surfing"?


suss flu

- a terrible hangover, often resulting in the inability to arrive at work on time or at all

Instruction: ""- "no way i'm gonna make it in today, i gotta severe case of the suss flu" What is the definition of "suss flu"?


cock holster

Context: joe blow, shut your cock holster

Instruction: "joe blow, shut your cock holster" What is the definition of "cock holster"?


cock holster

Context: dood, your mom is such a cock holster

Instruction: "dood, your mom is such a cock holster" What is the definition of "cock holster"?


cock holster

noun: one that is the receptical for a cock, ie

Instruction: "noun: nate is a big cock holster  adj: snow job is a cocky little holster" What is the definition of "cock holster"?


cock holster

Context: joe blow, shut your cock holster

Instruction: "joe blow, shut your cock holster" What is the definition of "cock holster"?


cock holster

Context: dood, your mom is such a cock holster

Instruction: "dood, your mom is such a cock holster" What is the definition of "cock holster"?


cock holster

noun: one that is the receptical for a cock, ie

Instruction: "noun: nate is a big cock holster  adj: snow job is a cocky little holster" What is the definition of "cock holster"?


azn invasion

people of asian decent that are in a large group and are taking up alot of room

Instruction: "man i was going to go to china but the azn invasion was to much for the plane to land" What is the definition of "azn invasion"?


douchebanker

Context: patrick bateman is a douchebanker

species indigenous to new york city nightlife

Instruction: "patrick bateman is a douchebanker" What is the definition of "douchebanker"?


attractive mexicans

attractive mexicans are the angels of this world

Instruction: "oh my, look at those attractive mexicans sauntering by" What is the definition of "attractive mexicans"?


b boy

"popular to contrary belief, b-boy was a phrase invented by the gay community as long ago as the 1960's

Instruction: "i'm meeting with a new b boy tonight to see if he's right for me" What is the definition of "b boy"?


b boy

"popular to contrary belief, b-boy was a phrase invented by the gay community as long ago as the 1960's

Instruction: "i'm meeting with a new b boy tonight to see if he's right for me" What is the definition of "b boy"?


pickledick

Instruction: "justin timberlake sounds like a pickledick" What is the definition of "pickledick"?


pickledick

Context: that pickledick is partying hard

Instruction: "that pickledick is partying hard" What is the definition of "pickledick"?


all about

Context: james is all about lucy

Instruction: "james is all about lucy" What is the definition of "all about"?


all about

Context: jen is all about ben

- extreme like, infatuation or love of something or someone

Instruction: "jen is all about ben" What is the definition of "all about"?


all about

to like or have knowledge about a topic or thing

Instruction: ""you like pizza? " yeah, i'm all about pizza" What is the definition of "all about"?


all about

used to show that someone has a great knowledge of or great interest in the subject in question, often preceded by the word basically

Instruction: "child labor, basically that’s what i’m all about" What is the definition of "all about"?